January 28, 2025 • 33 mins
On this weeks episode of the Slightly Messy Show Mike and Meaghan talk about weird gym behaviors, kinky exploration in the bedroom, and the old man in Mike's closet!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
A problem, Michael, and I am so sorry that you
faced part of it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
There is one.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Joy of being single with no kids, and it's I
have no real responsibilities. We go.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
This is the slightly messy Show with Mike and Meghan.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
State means a messy shows, messy Mic and Megan. It's
a slightly messy show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Fo you know immediately to like club uh ten years ago?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Give me, give me your best club hosting line. Ready
go we are live?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh yeah, single ladies, where you are make some.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You know in my mind? What uh it's DJ Manny
and Megan here on? Did you find Kiss FM club.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Kiss Clozel one twenty five South Main Street and beg
tip your bartenders hit the club.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
We're open all night tonight, the party starting right now.
Come join us to miss out.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Wooo.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I got to be there right now tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
About hypnotic, I know you remember that glitter liquor.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We used to do this thing too, where we'd get
on like tables encounters and it was I don't think
it was that. I think it was juice mixed with
a splash of booze. But we would pour shots into
people's mouths. From like the table or the counter. How
gross is that?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So gross?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Think about how disgusting that is now today. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
My club night was at a place called Clozel and
Cozelle used to be a movie theater that they turned
into a club. But it was like an old school
movie theater, so there was only one screen and like
you would walk into the in the club, we all
cam you walk into the club and the concession stand
was turned into a bar in the middle, so instead
of like popcorn and stuff like that, but it was
(02:00):
like old school I think nineteen forties movie theater. So
it's all like beautiful, and the bartenders were all in
the center, and then you would walk the bathrooms would
be on the right line, and then you would walk
down into the recessed area where the seats used to be,
and there was a stage where the screen was the
movie screen wise, yeah, and then like the recess area
was the dance floor and then stage was where me
(02:21):
and the DJ were.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But it was like a.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Beautiful theater that sounds glorious.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It was sick.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Mine was. It was a place called Asuka Nightclub Sugar
in Spanish, and and you had to get wanded at
the door. Yep, And there were shootings at least five
times in the two years that I was there. That
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club's no longer open. Just fun fact, that's not a
thing anymore. Nice. But a shooting would happen, right, and
you would think, well, we can't go back there. Well,
obviously we're not going back there.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No, no, no, because there was money on the table and
they were paying for airtime.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So they we're the bosses and the veteran employees are
not going to go there. Mike, you need to make
some extra money, right, we'll let you go there. And
I rocked it and I killed it, and I learned
a lot of some valuable skills, the valuable street skills
from this club. However, nobody in the history of ever
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should have gone back to that place. And then I
had to take a vacation one time, right, yeah, or
I had to. I took a vacation. Another guy went
there was a shooting and they shot up his car.
We still went back there. We still returned Asuka nightclub.
Ladies get in free. If you show one boob, you
don't have to show two because they look similar, so
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you don't really need to show both of them.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I want undone deal. If you've met.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now what your DJ was playing, was that on the
air or were you just doing commercials?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
No, we did commercials. I wish we did it down
the air.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So our entire night on the air. Whatever the DJ
played in the club was being played on the air.
So we had an engineer there with a dump button.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I was in the crowd with a wireless mic in
the party, talking to people, trying to get them out
to this club, right yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And I would go up to girls. I'd be like,
oh my god, what are we doing out to my girls?
I like, is her fucking birthday? Oh god, I'm getting
fucking wasted. And I'm like no.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I feel like they're like, it's a great idea. Love
everything about it, because the idea is like, you're live,
it sounds live, it's all this stuff or whatever, and
it makes people. It genuinely makes people want to come out. Right. However,
if you know anything about drunk people at all, you've
ember talked to anybody drunk, anybody or anybody who just
sees a microphone and they want to just yell something
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in a microphone. Usually it starts with I'm fucking something.
I think that's always that.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And then our DJ had edited mixes right because it
was played on the air, so everything was edited. But
I had to know the lyrics to every song, whether
it was brand new, hot off the presses, or old,
because if my mic was on, the club was going
I'm getting fucked up.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Tonight, and I was like, I.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Don't know, and then the girls would be like, why
are there not fucking curs?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Why is this fucking Like? Oh my god, he's been
a love of God.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Do you have a song that if you were to
hear it right now you instantly remember where you were
in the or what like that's the club era?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh you yes, If Cupid Shuffle came on, DJ Manny
had to take a ship and it was long enough
for him to go to the bathroom for show. So
every time you heard Cupid shuffl on, not eatube bodcast,
if from ten pm to two am, just know the
DJ was taking a ship, like he had to poop.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
So I dj for a little bit, right for like
seven years or something. The wobble, yeah you thebble on
and I likely, yeah, I likely have to go to
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Anytime you're at a barber and you hear all line dance,
come on, look to the DJ booth.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
If he's not there, he had to take a ship.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, if he's not on the mite. Usually if he's
not on the microphone too, because like the wobble, stupid
shubble is very easy to kind of sing along with
it and kind of make it fun. But if you
hear the one of those and you don't see them,
you're one hundred percent right they are. They're taking a ship.
Ship are shots is what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, And that's how I knew it was a good night.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
If you heard shots, everybody, one of two things was happening.
The club was either fucking lit or nobody was drinking.
And if you needed to get people to go to
the bar, you play that song and every.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Girl is like, let's take a shot.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
So like if bar sales weren't going well, get them
to the bar, play shots, or it was fucking off
the chain in there.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, I would when I was when I was seeing more,
I would. I would try. I would want that like
everybody hyped the entire time, So I'd be like, play
this one, play it like I would, And he would
just play great songs too. But when I did U
when I DJ, the bar manager would used to come
up to me and go, you gotta get him off
of the dance floor. So like I couldn't play shots
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in that moment, so I'd have to play something that
nobody wanted, like stuff that like I would just sit
in the car maybe right around to that. He was
just super chill, super so it would literally stop everything.
So you'd be hyped, people going crazy, and then like
this is America by Childish Gambino would come on.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Can't answer that.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
You can't dance to that.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's a message in a song. You cannot shake your ass.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
No, no, but just something like that, and then they'd
all go to the bar and then they'd all get
drinks and then you get him back out.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
This is the best topic.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I can't believe, Like how many secrets we can tell
with this, like how things are going good or bad?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Now?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
If you listened in your car in the radio, there
are certain songs that played which to us meant the
club was dead.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And this to me is hysterical because if the.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Club was dead and it was early, Manny and I
got bored and he was mixing live, so he would
be like what do you want to hear?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And nobody's in there, so why I would be like,
I need you to play what was that scissors? Your song?
It was Let's have a ki key? I want to
have a kikey luck the nose tight, Let's have a
kikey motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It was on an episode of Glee too, and he
would play that for me and I would be on
the dance floor absolutely alone, screaming every lyric. Nobody else
was there, but the two of us were losing it.
And if he was being annoyed by somebody that let
me take a selfie song, he would play it, and
that was my signal to get on stage and get
that girl the funk away from him.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I would uh. I would mine was if we were
bored and like, uh, there was really nobody there and
it didn't it didn't matter, like we're just at this point,
it's just fuck it. Which wasn't a lot we had.
We had some pretty good but sometimes we try to
do like a random Tuesday or like a random you
know what I mean. In those tougher days. Remember the
song it was what does the Fox Say? But if
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if if I felt like people weren't dancing, and we
should have people dancing the go to every single time,
didn't matter, it would work every time. Was thing Rihanna
anything dance Rihanna era, like one hundred and twenty one
hundred and thirty bpms every single time would get them
on the Yeah, it would work today. It would one
hundred percent work today.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Absolutely, what is they there?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I know, clubs aren't really a thing anymore unless you're
going to the gay clubs, which am I love going
to the gay clubs. Dude, if you miss club culture,
got on a gay bar, Oh oh my god, it
is the best of the best.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I love gay bars. But that culture is still there.
But what do they do at like bars?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Nothing? You just there used to be? So karaoke is
the thing now right, like if they got a good
I mean it's not huge, Like it's not there's not
a night over it, but like if you're looking for
something fun to do, that's kind of fun to do, Okay.
Other than that, it's people who grab the basically the
ox cord at those juke boxes, those like digital juke boxes,
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and so like it'll be like somebody either fucking around
and just playing the same on repeat or somebody with
their own personal playlist and it's not good, and you're like,
who the hell has this? Are like, it's never it's
never great, or it's just background noise, people just getting drunk.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Can I make a confession?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yes, Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I didn't know that one of the people that well,
it's gonna be obvious. I slept away. I didn't know
how good it was until I moved on. Okay, and
I admit that I did not know how good I
had it?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That was my bad. I'm sorry. I still regret it
to this day. I didn't know, and I wish I
could scream from the rooftops how good you were at it,
because it's never been the same since.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Okay, my bad.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
So I was, And you know this, Mike, I do
not I go out a lot, but I love truly
being the DD like I love being mother goose.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I love.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And being like, come on, my children.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
That's smaller.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Let's go who's got their id's and credit card? Show mom?
Where are phones and keys? Okay, let's move on. Hold hands.
I'm really good at that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
But there was one time I was absolutely obliterated with
my girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
We were at a bar.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
My ex came in with his current girlfriend and they
had one of those digital jukeboxes, and I played Ariana
Grandez break up with your Girlfriend on bored on repeat
until they left.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That was inappropriate of me.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That was uncalled for, but I was very drunk and
I that was my way of saying my bad.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I didn't realize how good I had it.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
There's something to be said about a good passive aggressive
song played in a moment. My wife and I do
this in the car, what will happen is we'll get
into a fight for an argument, and we'll be silent
for like a long time, like a long like especially
on road trips, and all of a sudden, like random
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songs that like clearly hit hard, like I'm trying to
think of. I forget what it was. I think somebody
all me money in her family or something something dumb,
you know what, It's something dumb, something stupid like that.
But it wasn't that big of a deal, but it
was a big deal because of the principle of it all. Again,
not a huge deal, but I made it a bigger
deal than what it was. And I played Rihanna's bitch
(12:14):
better have My money. Hey out, old dirty bastard, Hey
dirty you, I get money. I get money, And I
just went over and I just hit it because that
(12:34):
that like, it's like a weird it's not a talent.
It's not a skill by any means. But if you
need me to theme music around something, I could do
it pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Do you want another one?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
My go to lunch money, Lewis. I got bills, Yeah,
I got.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
It's what happens is. I don't know how they reacted
at the bar situation. Did they realize it? They left
the left left, I made.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I made things uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Well, I didn't care.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I was drunk. I did another shot.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah. I kind of pushed it until she started laughing,
and then it was fine.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
No fuck guys that do that.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
No, my dad and my brother are the kings of
I don't care how mad you are.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm gonna make you laugh. And that ship pisses me
the fuck off.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's how we know we're fine. Like, that's how we
know we're fine. Like we'll fight about it. We're fine.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I'm jealous.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I don't have that skill, and like we need to talk. Okay,
all right.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
So follow me. Follow the slightly messy show one. I
g at slightly messy show. Sure, we'll go that. I
didn't mean to hit that, but that'll work. We'll go
with that. That sounds good. Okay, So you were just saying,
you were mentioning that you have a awkward situation at
the m.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
The Jimothy's the only gym I know. Yeah, the actual
place where you go to work out.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I hate it. I hate all gems because of the gym.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Why because I only associate gyms with pain, agony, sweat,
being hot, overworked, and not wanting to be there. So
if you actually, if you name your kid Jim, you're
an asshole, because wow, why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Why would you do that? I love, I love gyms,
I do. I love certain gyms. I guess I'll say
it that way.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You should know every gym I've known. Then, absolute angel
that walks the earth, Jim Color, If you're not listening
to this, you are the nicest, sweetest man on the planet.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I know we were talking about actual gym. I like
gym's like you go to to work out. I don't mind. Yeah,
I don't mind gyms. I don't have a problem with
any gyms. It's not a gym in like people whys
or a gym that you go to to work out. Well,
that's not true. There are certain gyms you work out
at that I'm not a fan of Lessen.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
There's only one gym I'll actually go to, and I
know that their logo is behind me. I swear to god,
it has nothing to do with that. I would have
said this before that they I ever worked with them
Planet Fitness. Truly, he has the only gym I feel
comfortable in.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, I'm not bulky enough.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
To go to like the big guy jyms.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And let's be honest, there are a couple of hot
people gyms that I have been asked, Oh, come check
it out.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
We'd love to have you for the day.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I walked in and went, oh my god, I think
that every okay not to go back to the club
night things. You remember when somebody would come in in
their thirties and you're like, geezer, get to fuck out.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
This isn't for you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
And now that I'm in my thirties, I'm like, it
would be nice to have a fun night out.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
We were so mean to them. We were so mean.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Get out I apologize to anybody in their thirties, So sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
So incredibly, you probably got away from the kids for
one night and was like, let's have another fun and
we were all.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Like, weird, no pedophile.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I'm sorry, so sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I don't like. I don't like those big, bulky gyms
where you have to feel like you're like ripped to
go there. Beautiful gyms are tough too, but there are
certain gyms that I don't like, and I'm not gonna
call specifics, but that are like cult gems. You have
to follow a certain cult to be a part of
this gym, and if you don't do it to that extreme,
then you can't be up. I don't like those gyms.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I like those either, But if you're a hot people gym,
that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to look
a mess. I don't I'm not here to wear And
if this is you, I'm just jealous of you. Know
that this hate is coming from a place of jealousy here.
But I I cannot be that cute while working out.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I can't. I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I don't like.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It's not a skills that I have. I look like
a raging tomato that's about to die.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Like I like, hmm. Shannon told me the other day,
She's like, you have to go to this gym. You
have to meet this guy. He's so hot.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh my god, your personalities would be incredible yet to
get And I said, in what world do I look cute?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
It?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I either look like I'm just showing up to find
a husband, which is not cute, or I'm actually working out,
which is also not cute.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
What is showing up to find a husband look like? Like?
What is that? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Let me tell you. I have this cute little stet.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I wish I was hot enough to actually wear it
in public. I only wear it around the house. It's
like my motivation outfit to keep losing weight.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
But I have this like matching set and it's like
my ass.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Not only that, it's got this this top that has
the double zipper so you can it's like a crop
top top and you can like unzip it, say the
boobs at it?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
So I always wondered that about gyms and girls in
the gym anyways, because girls in the gym were a
lot less than I feel like I would want myself to.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Wear as we should.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't care what you wear, but I always wondered
if you thought about that when you before you go
to the gym, Like the girls who have their asses
out and stuff like that. Yeah, is it a premeditated
ass out or do they want to just watch them so,
like because they want to see muscles and see that
what they're working on, like a genuine like I'm trying
to get into shape. Or is it not even thought about?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's both, It truly is both. It is. I think
there's a lot of it. That is.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Some people spend a lot of their time in the gym,
like that is their hobby, right like working.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
On their bodies whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
There are certain gyms that are designed for you to
like go after work and stay until after dinner, right
Like that is your community. So I think sometimes you
want to look nice for your community. You're trying to
meet people with similar interests, and you you want to
put your best foot for now. I don't think that means.
Let's be honest, I think a lot of girls are
coming from work. Our hair is done, our makeup is done,
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our nails are done. We might be wearing your jewelry
from the day whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I think a lot of times girls get the whole like, oh,
you got dressed up to go to the gym.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
No, that's just fits in my plans for the day.
I'm working around all their things in my life, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Okay, So it's not like really thought out, but it's
it's just.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
And there are times where I'm like, you ever wake
up in the morning, you know, morning skinny?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Do you know? Okay, yeah, before you get the shot. Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
There are times on the weekends where I get dressed
to go to the gym first thing, and I'm feeling
morning skinny. I'm like, I don't know where that was,
because I like, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Sure, I mean no, I don't know what you mean,
but I get what you're saying. But I think it's
both okay.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Roundabout way to say both, all right, But I think
I'm doing something weird at the gym.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
What do you think you're doing? Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
So I exclusively walk on a treadmill at the gym.
Everybody asked me that I didn't I walk on a treumle.
I don't wn at least with these boobs. I don't
I walk on an incline at the treadmill. Kay on
an incline on a treadmill at the gym, so I
have my hands free.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I have seen some girls reading books.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I have seen some people just sitting on their phone,
scrolling on TikTok whatever. I did something and I got
weird looks, and I took my switch to the gym,
and I got the dirtiest looks from people, like, get
off the equipment. But I was look at my feet,
it's red, I'm out of breath, I'm sweating like I'm
(19:53):
working out here. It's not like I'm just standing here.
But how come she's allowed to read a book or
she's a lot of squirrels ticktack.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
But it's weird for me to be on my switch.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I don't know, but that is You're right, it was weird.
It is weird. It is weird. But I don't know
why it is when you especially when you put it
like that, because I've seen people read books. I scrolled
TikTok like I'm literally doing this the whole time on
the treadmill, and I don't think that's what. I've watched movies.
I've watched like Netflix on my phone, but You're right,
there is something different about and I don't know why
(20:25):
it was weird, But why why is it weird? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I felt so judged and kind of validly so because
I don't know. Maybe I'm just like Lewis and Clark
and I'm navigating a new pathway for people.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I think it's now that you mention it. I think
it's kind of genius. At home, I do like Madden
in the treadmill, so I'll play with like, but I'm not,
like I'm not in public. You might be onto something
with like a new revelation, a new gym for the
the gamers, gamers gym where you go you play video
games while you work. Pat in this shit right now, Bryan,
(21:01):
I'm sam Gamers Night where they just people come in
and bring their video game. Imagine all the guys who
sit at home all day and play video like. That's
the the streamers that all those guys who probably aren't
working out like and don't feel comfortable going into a
gym a because they don't get to play their video games,
but b like they're not around their people, right, brilliant,
(21:22):
I'm a revolutionary.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Call me Hamilton Revolutionary War. This is this is my war.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'm going to war with society over the acceptance of
video games at the gym.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Also, I don't want to watch the news at the gym.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I don't want to wage it.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I don't want to watch tn T.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
It's the news, it's TNT, it's old Michael J. Fox shows,
It's it's.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Something Alan reruns need to stop.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Is that show making a comeback? Because I keep seeing
it all over TikTok.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
He has a new show coming?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Oh, desy, that's why then, because.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You know we need another version of the same show.
He's the seven Times?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I said what I said. I said what I said.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
If this gamer gym takes off, I just want a cut,
a cut or free admission in some video games. That's it.
That's it started here in Grand Rapids and in Detroit,
and let's make it happen.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I here for it, dude, I don't like I'm here
for it, and then you got tournaments.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I also think there needs to be gyms where you're.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Allowed to stream and like social media and gyms where
you can't.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I just need I need that to be set.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Up ahead of time. So that nobody's on anything.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, like some gems, and my gym is one of
them where you really can't film or stream or do anything.
But sometimes I just want to sit on a treadmill
and get on TikTok Live and talk to people because
I'm not motivated to go.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I just need like someone to talk to. Taktoks of
us want.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
To do that.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
You can't FaceTime at the gym. That's weird, it is.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
But why But why is it weird? It shouldn't be
because everybody else is doing something on their phone in
between every set, except for the people who are very dedicated.
Everybody looks at their phone for like twenty seconds and
then puts it back and listens to music or whatever on.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
The iHeart radio and then nice smooth, Oh my god,
it's so smooth. Please pay us more. I think you're
onto something. I genuinely think that's a good idea. I
think you get a whole it's a whole group of people.
I do think it's weird, right, I don't know why.
(23:41):
I don't know why it's weird because it's But also.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Thank you, and if you're listening to this and you're going,
oh my God, just take your friends to the gym.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You don't know my friends, none of them want to
go to the gym.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
That's a hard thing to get I don't know. It's
a hard thing to get people to do, right.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
And then when you take your friends, nobody's really working
out that hard?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah? You know what else is weird? Can I put
it on something else that I think is weird? At
the gym?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Please?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Sharing headphones, sharing your air pods, and just to listen
to the same songs. I don't know why that's weird.
It's weird to me. Bruh, even if you're working out together.
I think it's weird.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Why haven't they made it though, so that bluetooth headphones
can connect to the same phone.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Uh, that's pissing me off.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
It's the year twenty twenty five. Why the fuck have
we not figured that shit out?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I don't know. I don't know. I should like, maybe
that's the next step.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
That shit is pissing me off.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Why is it that when I have a TikTok to
share it to my brother, I either have to text
it to them or wait until later at night and
then we can watch it together. But if we're in
public and I know it's inappropriate. I can't just play
it for us.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
My TikTok is not for the public. That's for me
and my personal sense of humor, which is disturbing.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Do you guys share headphones?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
That is that's weird?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh okay, I thought you were saying you shared headphones.
You listen to it?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
No, that's why we have to wait.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
H they will.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I don't know what it is headphones. I don't care.
I don't even care, Like, take my brother out of this.
I'm thinking about now.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Partners I've been with, I will never share your toothbrush,
and you will never put my earbuds in. I don't
even care that my mouth has been in your mouth.
I will never use your toothbrush. That crosses the line.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, yeah, I've been I've been in a lot of holes,
but I definitely don't want you our ear holes to
be touching.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It's the same with guys who have a thing with
ears in the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
That is so fucking gross to me.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, Like, I didd a dude that was into ears
and I went, that's a you problem, man.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I will never satisfy that need for you into ears?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
What do you mean? What do you do the way that?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I could tell you what his tongue sounded like.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
On an intimate level, I could hear his taste buds.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I could tell you how many he had.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Gross.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I said, what do you think this is doing for me?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Because I know it's not doing anything for you other
than your brain, and that's weird.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I don't know. I would like. I would like in
the ear. I think in the ears where I would
draw the lide. I don't mind a nibble on the ear.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I don't want to hear my ear rings clanking against
your teeth.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I don't Yeah, I don't mind that. I don't mind
a nibble on the ear. On the ear.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I can tell you the last time I cleaned my earrings.
That shouldn't be in your mouth. That's nasty, that's nasty.
Last time I took my earrings out, I would I
thought I should clean these more often. These are touching
my face.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I've never thought about it, still would do it. I
definitely would draw the line and putting the tongue in
the ear. I feel like that's where I would go.
It's like a wet willy and I don't want that.
I don't want that in my life.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
And oh, I'm getting too into it.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You ever have a partner?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
This something weird? Or is this just my confession time?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Um? I mean I feel like I'm I feel like
we're all into something weird, just to and how weird
do you want to get?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Right? You never had a partner do something. I'm talking
past partners. Does not need to be.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
About my No, I'm not. I'm not worried about that.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
That was into something that you were like what is
that doing for you? Like just the pure thought of
this can't be working so far.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I will say that there's only been like one or
two situations, and I feel like I feel like I
explore that. I've been like nah na and it was
like another dude in the room not happening. Oh no, yeah,
that was a past one not happening. Yep. Uh and
uh things going in me? That was that was those
(27:42):
two things? No, no, not manything.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Did you give it the good old college tribe.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Absolutely, I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
My god, that's all we asked for, is it ever?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
No? Uh? Now it's like a like a pinky, like
a like a yeah, little boo and you were like, nope, man, no,
not my thing, my thing. But outside of that, like
there's not much that I turned down, Like I'm not
into like having another dude, it's just not my thing. Yeah, uh,
or a threesome really in general, I don't I don't
like to share. I don't know, it's not really my thing. Yeah,
(28:15):
would I stop that's a whole another conversation. Uh, if
there's another female when I stop it, I don't know.
I don't think I could. I don't think I could.
But then just things going in me, that's where I go.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, that's it. I feel you, I feel you know what.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
So there's not much that there hasn't been. I mean, yes,
there's been situations, but like there hasn't been one. I
haven't been with anybody who's like into toes or something
that might freak me out too, hmm. But like tongue
inside the ear is kind of is kind of bizarre.
I don't I don't think I would stop it immediately.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And then biting that wasn't cute, but like actual biting.
I hit him. I was like absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, I don't want I don't want.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
No, no, no, no, not cute nibbles biting my way?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Who the fuck?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Did I'm sorry? Did I squeak like a toy? No?
Stop it? Do I look like a bone?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
No? We're at the different levels of that one. But
that's all right. I'm sorry, bro, that is what I mean.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Good for you. I'm glad that you felt comfortable enough
to share. I'm happy for you all.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
This is a safe space.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Absolutely not. What about me gives off the impression that
you should feel comfortable sharing your intimate details and getting support.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Well, you know what, I'm gonna share a little bit
more intimate details. This actually goes along with the story
that I wanted to tell you. So we we are
getting our closet, Like, we got a bedroom made in
my basement because when Sebastian turns one, we needed a room,
so we we built a bedroom in the basement. It
doesn't have a closet in it right now, so we're
we having I can't build a closet, so we're having
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somebody come in and kind of quote it out or whatever,
and so so we have I know this guy is
coming to to like look at our closet and to
give us a quote or whatever. I forgot that at
some point when we moved into that bedroom, I took
all of our toys, all of our Adam and Eve bag,
(30:08):
every single thing, and I just shoved it in the
corner of that closet. And it's it's like things are
falling out of it. Like it's it's lotions and lubes
and toys and strap like like bedstraps or whatever they're called,
like everything everything, Yeah, everything and anything is falling out
of that thing. Uh. And this is a little old
man from like this little tiny closet company. He came.
(30:33):
He looked like the guy, the old man and up
he looked like that, like it's just this little tiny definitely. Uh.
The name of the company is written out with a
a like a cross is the tea for closet. So
it's like a family owned churchy company. Like we genuinely
thought like this was a cool place to go to
(30:55):
cause it's locally like all this different stuff. But it's
very sweet people. And I completely forgot about that. And
you should have saw the look on this man's face.
Do I think he understood what it all was? Probably not,
but it was there, and I don't We just ignored it.
I just ignored the fact that it was standing there
and he never looked down at it. He just measured
the room and got in and got out as fast
(31:16):
as possible. It was the most awkward situation I think
I've ever been in.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Do you want to know how I know I'm going
to help?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
First thing I wanted down was grab something and said,
this one made me call it to Jesus.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
This one made me see God, you should try this one.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I know, but I'm terrible. We both knew that that
pore me. Ain't dare you? You?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
You scarred, you emotionally scarred an elderly man just trying
to make some.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Money, just trying to make a buck.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I know.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I'm a terrible human. Big I'm terrible. I didn't mean to.
It wasn't intentional.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Your wife is gonna love this one? Or what if
you took something out and said this one's for you
to take home.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Well I had a choice too in that moment, like
because the stuff was just sitting on the like it
was like falling out of the bag. I don't think
unless you really looked at it, you knew what it was.
Maybe maybe he did, Maybe good for him if you
knew what it was? But I didn't even like I
was like, I had that moment where I was like,
do I put this back in the bag and draw
attention to it or do I just ignore it and
(32:20):
leave it alone?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You ignore it? That doesn't exist. But what what if
he said good choice? Like, what if he pointed at
something it was like, been, they're done that?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah? Or you went with the mini version. Huh, okay,
that's a choice.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
What if he started making suggestions like have you ever
tried to swing? Can I make some recks?
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Do we need to reinforce any thing? Got the walls here?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Or this closet door needs to be really just like reinforced?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Got it? I didn't know this is.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
What we were dealing with, But now that I know,
I got you.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
He gave us two separate plans. One was just the closet.
The other was a red room. A red room of paid.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
The cost went up a little bit, but we needed
to bring in steel not wood.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
What is the pisces and what is a cancer? We
have no idea what that says about them, but we're
sure it's not good. It's a slightly missy show with
Megan and Mineo
A problem, Michael, and I am so sorry that you
faced part of it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
There is one.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Joy of being single with no kids, and it's I
have no real responsibilities. We go.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
This is the slightly messy Show with Mike and Meghan.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
State means a messy shows, messy Mic and Megan. It's
a slightly messy show with Mike and Megan.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Fo you know immediately to like club uh ten years ago?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Give me, give me your best club hosting line. Ready
go we are live?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh yeah, single ladies, where you are make some.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You know in my mind? What uh it's DJ Manny
and Megan here on? Did you find Kiss FM club.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Kiss Clozel one twenty five South Main Street and beg
tip your bartenders hit the club.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
We're open all night tonight, the party starting right now.
Come join us to miss out.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Wooo.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I got to be there right now tonight.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
About hypnotic, I know you remember that glitter liquor.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We used to do this thing too, where we'd get
on like tables encounters and it was I don't think
it was that. I think it was juice mixed with
a splash of booze. But we would pour shots into
people's mouths. From like the table or the counter. How
gross is that?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So gross?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Think about how disgusting that is now today. Now.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
My club night was at a place called Clozel and
Cozelle used to be a movie theater that they turned
into a club. But it was like an old school
movie theater, so there was only one screen and like
you would walk into the in the club, we all
cam you walk into the club and the concession stand
was turned into a bar in the middle, so instead
of like popcorn and stuff like that, but it was
(02:00):
like old school I think nineteen forties movie theater. So
it's all like beautiful, and the bartenders were all in
the center, and then you would walk the bathrooms would
be on the right line, and then you would walk
down into the recessed area where the seats used to be,
and there was a stage where the screen was the
movie screen wise, yeah, and then like the recess area
was the dance floor and then stage was where me
(02:21):
and the DJ were.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But it was like a.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Beautiful theater that sounds glorious.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It was sick.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Mine was. It was a place called Asuka Nightclub Sugar
in Spanish, and and you had to get wanded at
the door. Yep, And there were shootings at least five
times in the two years that I was there. That
(02:48):
club's no longer open. Just fun fact, that's not a
thing anymore. Nice. But a shooting would happen, right, and
you would think, well, we can't go back there. Well,
obviously we're not going back there.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No, no, no, because there was money on the table and
they were paying for airtime.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So they we're the bosses and the veteran employees are
not going to go there. Mike, you need to make
some extra money, right, we'll let you go there. And
I rocked it and I killed it, and I learned
a lot of some valuable skills, the valuable street skills
from this club. However, nobody in the history of ever
(03:25):
should have gone back to that place. And then I
had to take a vacation one time, right, yeah, or
I had to. I took a vacation. Another guy went
there was a shooting and they shot up his car.
We still went back there. We still returned Asuka nightclub.
Ladies get in free. If you show one boob, you
don't have to show two because they look similar, so
(03:47):
you don't really need to show both of them.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I want undone deal. If you've met.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now what your DJ was playing, was that on the
air or were you just doing commercials?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
No, we did commercials. I wish we did it down
the air.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So our entire night on the air. Whatever the DJ
played in the club was being played on the air.
So we had an engineer there with a dump button.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I was in the crowd with a wireless mic in
the party, talking to people, trying to get them out
to this club, right yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And I would go up to girls. I'd be like,
oh my god, what are we doing out to my girls?
I like, is her fucking birthday? Oh god, I'm getting
fucking wasted. And I'm like no.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I feel like they're like, it's a great idea. Love
everything about it, because the idea is like, you're live,
it sounds live, it's all this stuff or whatever, and
it makes people. It genuinely makes people want to come out. Right. However,
if you know anything about drunk people at all, you've
ember talked to anybody drunk, anybody or anybody who just
sees a microphone and they want to just yell something
(04:49):
in a microphone. Usually it starts with I'm fucking something.
I think that's always that.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And then our DJ had edited mixes right because it
was played on the air, so everything was edited. But
I had to know the lyrics to every song, whether
it was brand new, hot off the presses, or old,
because if my mic was on, the club was going
I'm getting fucked up.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Tonight, and I was like, I.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Don't know, and then the girls would be like, why
are there not fucking curs?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Why is this fucking Like? Oh my god, he's been
a love of God.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Do you have a song that if you were to
hear it right now you instantly remember where you were
in the or what like that's the club era?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh you yes, If Cupid Shuffle came on, DJ Manny
had to take a ship and it was long enough
for him to go to the bathroom for show. So
every time you heard Cupid shuffl on, not eatube bodcast,
if from ten pm to two am, just know the
DJ was taking a ship, like he had to poop.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
So I dj for a little bit, right for like
seven years or something. The wobble, yeah you thebble on
and I likely, yeah, I likely have to go to
the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Anytime you're at a barber and you hear all line dance,
come on, look to the DJ booth.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
If he's not there, he had to take a ship.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, if he's not on the mite. Usually if he's
not on the microphone too, because like the wobble, stupid
shubble is very easy to kind of sing along with
it and kind of make it fun. But if you
hear the one of those and you don't see them,
you're one hundred percent right they are. They're taking a ship.
Ship are shots is what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, And that's how I knew it was a good night.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
If you heard shots, everybody, one of two things was happening.
The club was either fucking lit or nobody was drinking.
And if you needed to get people to go to
the bar, you play that song and every.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Girl is like, let's take a shot.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
So like if bar sales weren't going well, get them
to the bar, play shots, or it was fucking off
the chain in there.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, I would when I was when I was seeing more,
I would. I would try. I would want that like
everybody hyped the entire time, So I'd be like, play
this one, play it like I would, And he would
just play great songs too. But when I did U
when I DJ, the bar manager would used to come
up to me and go, you gotta get him off
of the dance floor. So like I couldn't play shots
(07:04):
in that moment, so I'd have to play something that
nobody wanted, like stuff that like I would just sit
in the car maybe right around to that. He was
just super chill, super so it would literally stop everything.
So you'd be hyped, people going crazy, and then like
this is America by Childish Gambino would come on.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Can't answer that.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
You can't dance to that.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's a message in a song. You cannot shake your ass.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
No, no, but just something like that, and then they'd
all go to the bar and then they'd all get
drinks and then you get him back out.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
This is the best topic.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I can't believe, Like how many secrets we can tell
with this, like how things are going good or bad?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Now?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
If you listened in your car in the radio, there
are certain songs that played which to us meant the
club was dead.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And this to me is hysterical because if the.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Club was dead and it was early, Manny and I
got bored and he was mixing live, so he would
be like what do you want to hear?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
And nobody's in there, so why I would be like,
I need you to play what was that scissors? Your song?
It was Let's have a ki key? I want to
have a kikey luck the nose tight, Let's have a
kikey motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It was on an episode of Glee too, and he
would play that for me and I would be on
the dance floor absolutely alone, screaming every lyric. Nobody else
was there, but the two of us were losing it.
And if he was being annoyed by somebody that let
me take a selfie song, he would play it, and
that was my signal to get on stage and get
that girl the funk away from him.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I would uh. I would mine was if we were
bored and like, uh, there was really nobody there and
it didn't it didn't matter, like we're just at this point,
it's just fuck it. Which wasn't a lot we had.
We had some pretty good but sometimes we try to
do like a random Tuesday or like a random you
know what I mean. In those tougher days. Remember the
song it was what does the Fox Say? But if
(08:51):
if if I felt like people weren't dancing, and we
should have people dancing the go to every single time,
didn't matter, it would work every time. Was thing Rihanna
anything dance Rihanna era, like one hundred and twenty one
hundred and thirty bpms every single time would get them
on the Yeah, it would work today. It would one
hundred percent work today.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Absolutely, what is they there?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I know, clubs aren't really a thing anymore unless you're
going to the gay clubs, which am I love going
to the gay clubs. Dude, if you miss club culture,
got on a gay bar, Oh oh my god, it
is the best of the best.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I love gay bars. But that culture is still there.
But what do they do at like bars?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Nothing? You just there used to be? So karaoke is
the thing now right, like if they got a good
I mean it's not huge, Like it's not there's not
a night over it, but like if you're looking for
something fun to do, that's kind of fun to do, Okay.
Other than that, it's people who grab the basically the
ox cord at those juke boxes, those like digital juke boxes,
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and so like it'll be like somebody either fucking around
and just playing the same on repeat or somebody with
their own personal playlist and it's not good, and you're like,
who the hell has this? Are like, it's never it's
never great, or it's just background noise, people just getting drunk.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Can I make a confession?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yes, Okay, so.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I didn't know that one of the people that well,
it's gonna be obvious. I slept away. I didn't know
how good it was until I moved on. Okay, and
I admit that I did not know how good I
had it?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
All right?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That was my bad. I'm sorry. I still regret it
to this day. I didn't know, and I wish I
could scream from the rooftops how good you were at it,
because it's never been the same since.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Okay, my bad.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
So I was, And you know this, Mike, I do
not I go out a lot, but I love truly
being the DD like I love being mother goose.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I love.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And being like, come on, my children.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
That's smaller.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Let's go who's got their id's and credit card? Show mom?
Where are phones and keys? Okay, let's move on. Hold hands.
I'm really good at that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
But there was one time I was absolutely obliterated with
my girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
We were at a bar.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
My ex came in with his current girlfriend and they
had one of those digital jukeboxes, and I played Ariana
Grandez break up with your Girlfriend on bored on repeat
until they left.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That was inappropriate of me.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That was uncalled for, but I was very drunk and
I that was my way of saying my bad.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I didn't realize how good I had it.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
There's something to be said about a good passive aggressive
song played in a moment. My wife and I do
this in the car, what will happen is we'll get
into a fight for an argument, and we'll be silent
for like a long time, like a long like especially
on road trips, and all of a sudden, like random
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songs that like clearly hit hard, like I'm trying to
think of. I forget what it was. I think somebody
all me money in her family or something something dumb,
you know what, It's something dumb, something stupid like that.
But it wasn't that big of a deal, but it
was a big deal because of the principle of it all. Again,
not a huge deal, but I made it a bigger
deal than what it was. And I played Rihanna's bitch
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better have My money. Hey out, old dirty bastard, Hey
dirty you, I get money. I get money, And I
just went over and I just hit it because that
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that like, it's like a weird it's not a talent.
It's not a skill by any means. But if you
need me to theme music around something, I could do
it pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Do you want another one?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
My go to lunch money, Lewis. I got bills, Yeah,
I got.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
It's what happens is. I don't know how they reacted
at the bar situation. Did they realize it? They left
the left left, I made.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
I made things uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Well, I didn't care.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I was drunk. I did another shot.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah. I kind of pushed it until she started laughing,
and then it was fine.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
No fuck guys that do that.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
No, my dad and my brother are the kings of
I don't care how mad you are.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I'm gonna make you laugh. And that ship pisses me
the fuck off.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
That's how we know we're fine. Like, that's how we
know we're fine. Like we'll fight about it. We're fine.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I'm jealous.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I don't have that skill, and like we need to talk. Okay,
all right.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
So follow me. Follow the slightly messy show one. I
g at slightly messy show. Sure, we'll go that. I
didn't mean to hit that, but that'll work. We'll go
with that. That sounds good. Okay, So you were just saying,
you were mentioning that you have a awkward situation at
the m.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
The Jimothy's the only gym I know. Yeah, the actual
place where you go to work out.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I hate it. I hate all gems because of the gym.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Why because I only associate gyms with pain, agony, sweat,
being hot, overworked, and not wanting to be there. So
if you actually, if you name your kid Jim, you're
an asshole, because wow, why would you do that?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Why would you do that? I love, I love gyms,
I do. I love certain gyms. I guess I'll say
it that way.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You should know every gym I've known. Then, absolute angel
that walks the earth, Jim Color, If you're not listening
to this, you are the nicest, sweetest man on the planet.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I know we were talking about actual gym. I like
gym's like you go to to work out. I don't mind. Yeah,
I don't mind gyms. I don't have a problem with
any gyms. It's not a gym in like people whys
or a gym that you go to to work out. Well,
that's not true. There are certain gyms you work out
at that I'm not a fan of Lessen.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
There's only one gym I'll actually go to, and I
know that their logo is behind me. I swear to god,
it has nothing to do with that. I would have
said this before that they I ever worked with them
Planet Fitness. Truly, he has the only gym I feel
comfortable in.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, I'm not bulky enough.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
To go to like the big guy jyms.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And let's be honest, there are a couple of hot
people gyms that I have been asked, Oh, come check
it out.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
We'd love to have you for the day.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I walked in and went, oh my god, I think
that every okay not to go back to the club
night things. You remember when somebody would come in in
their thirties and you're like, geezer, get to fuck out.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
This isn't for you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
And now that I'm in my thirties, I'm like, it
would be nice to have a fun night out.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
We were so mean to them. We were so mean.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Get out I apologize to anybody in their thirties, So sorry.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
So incredibly, you probably got away from the kids for
one night and was like, let's have another fun and
we were all.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Like, weird, no pedophile.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I'm sorry, so sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I don't like. I don't like those big, bulky gyms
where you have to feel like you're like ripped to
go there. Beautiful gyms are tough too, but there are
certain gyms that I don't like, and I'm not gonna
call specifics, but that are like cult gems. You have
to follow a certain cult to be a part of
this gym, and if you don't do it to that extreme,
then you can't be up. I don't like those gyms.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I like those either, But if you're a hot people gym,
that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to look
a mess. I don't I'm not here to wear And
if this is you, I'm just jealous of you. Know
that this hate is coming from a place of jealousy here.
But I I cannot be that cute while working out.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I can't. I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I don't like.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
It's not a skills that I have. I look like
a raging tomato that's about to die.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Like I like, hmm. Shannon told me the other day,
She's like, you have to go to this gym. You
have to meet this guy. He's so hot.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh my god, your personalities would be incredible yet to
get And I said, in what world do I look cute?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
It?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I either look like I'm just showing up to find
a husband, which is not cute, or I'm actually working out,
which is also not cute.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
What is showing up to find a husband look like? Like?
What is that? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Let me tell you. I have this cute little stet.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I wish I was hot enough to actually wear it
in public. I only wear it around the house. It's
like my motivation outfit to keep losing weight.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
But I have this like matching set and it's like
my ass.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Not only that, it's got this this top that has
the double zipper so you can it's like a crop
top top and you can like unzip it, say the
boobs at it?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
So I always wondered that about gyms and girls in
the gym anyways, because girls in the gym were a
lot less than I feel like I would want myself to.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Wear as we should.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't care what you wear, but I always wondered
if you thought about that when you before you go
to the gym, Like the girls who have their asses
out and stuff like that. Yeah, is it a premeditated
ass out or do they want to just watch them so,
like because they want to see muscles and see that
what they're working on, like a genuine like I'm trying
to get into shape. Or is it not even thought about?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's both, It truly is both. It is. I think
there's a lot of it. That is.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Some people spend a lot of their time in the gym,
like that is their hobby, right like working.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
On their bodies whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
There are certain gyms that are designed for you to
like go after work and stay until after dinner, right
Like that is your community. So I think sometimes you
want to look nice for your community. You're trying to
meet people with similar interests, and you you want to
put your best foot for now. I don't think that means.
Let's be honest, I think a lot of girls are
coming from work. Our hair is done, our makeup is done,
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our nails are done. We might be wearing your jewelry
from the day whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I think a lot of times girls get the whole like, oh,
you got dressed up to go to the gym.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
No, that's just fits in my plans for the day.
I'm working around all their things in my life, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Okay, So it's not like really thought out, but it's
it's just.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
And there are times where I'm like, you ever wake
up in the morning, you know, morning skinny?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Do you know? Okay, yeah, before you get the shot. Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
There are times on the weekends where I get dressed
to go to the gym first thing, and I'm feeling
morning skinny. I'm like, I don't know where that was,
because I like, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Sure, I mean no, I don't know what you mean,
but I get what you're saying. But I think it's
both okay.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Roundabout way to say both, all right, But I think
I'm doing something weird at the gym.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
What do you think you're doing? Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
So I exclusively walk on a treadmill at the gym.
Everybody asked me that I didn't I walk on a treumle.
I don't wn at least with these boobs. I don't
I walk on an incline at the treadmill. Kay on
an incline on a treadmill at the gym, so I
have my hands free.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I have seen some girls reading books.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I have seen some people just sitting on their phone,
scrolling on TikTok whatever. I did something and I got
weird looks, and I took my switch to the gym,
and I got the dirtiest looks from people, like, get
off the equipment. But I was look at my feet,
it's red, I'm out of breath, I'm sweating like I'm
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working out here. It's not like I'm just standing here.
But how come she's allowed to read a book or
she's a lot of squirrels ticktack.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
But it's weird for me to be on my switch.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I don't know, but that is You're right, it was weird.
It is weird. It is weird. But I don't know
why it is when you especially when you put it
like that, because I've seen people read books. I scrolled
TikTok like I'm literally doing this the whole time on
the treadmill, and I don't think that's what. I've watched movies.
I've watched like Netflix on my phone, but You're right,
there is something different about and I don't know why
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it was weird, But why why is it weird? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I felt so judged and kind of validly so because
I don't know. Maybe I'm just like Lewis and Clark
and I'm navigating a new pathway for people.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I think it's now that you mention it. I think
it's kind of genius. At home, I do like Madden
in the treadmill, so I'll play with like, but I'm not,
like I'm not in public. You might be onto something
with like a new revelation, a new gym for the
the gamers, gamers gym where you go you play video
games while you work. Pat in this shit right now, Bryan,
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I'm sam Gamers Night where they just people come in
and bring their video game. Imagine all the guys who
sit at home all day and play video like. That's
the the streamers that all those guys who probably aren't
working out like and don't feel comfortable going into a
gym a because they don't get to play their video games,
but b like they're not around their people, right, brilliant,
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I'm a revolutionary.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Call me Hamilton Revolutionary War. This is this is my war.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I'm going to war with society over the acceptance of
video games at the gym.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Also, I don't want to watch the news at the gym.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I don't want to wage it.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I don't want to watch tn T.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
It's the news, it's TNT, it's old Michael J. Fox shows,
It's it's.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Something Alan reruns need to stop.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Is that show making a comeback? Because I keep seeing
it all over TikTok.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
He has a new show coming?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Oh, desy, that's why then, because.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
You know we need another version of the same show.
He's the seven Times?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I said what I said. I said what I said.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
If this gamer gym takes off, I just want a cut,
a cut or free admission in some video games. That's it.
That's it started here in Grand Rapids and in Detroit,
and let's make it happen.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I here for it, dude, I don't like I'm here
for it, and then you got tournaments.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I also think there needs to be gyms where you're.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Allowed to stream and like social media and gyms where
you can't.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
I just need I need that to be set.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Up ahead of time. So that nobody's on anything.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, like some gems, and my gym is one of
them where you really can't film or stream or do anything.
But sometimes I just want to sit on a treadmill
and get on TikTok Live and talk to people because
I'm not motivated to go.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I just need like someone to talk to. Taktoks of
us want.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
To do that.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
You can't FaceTime at the gym. That's weird, it is.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
But why But why is it weird? It shouldn't be
because everybody else is doing something on their phone in
between every set, except for the people who are very dedicated.
Everybody looks at their phone for like twenty seconds and
then puts it back and listens to music or whatever on.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
The iHeart radio and then nice smooth, Oh my god,
it's so smooth. Please pay us more. I think you're
onto something. I genuinely think that's a good idea. I
think you get a whole it's a whole group of people.
I do think it's weird, right, I don't know why.
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I don't know why it's weird because it's But also.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Thank you, and if you're listening to this and you're going,
oh my God, just take your friends to the gym.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You don't know my friends, none of them want to
go to the gym.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
That's a hard thing to get I don't know. It's
a hard thing to get people to do, right.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
And then when you take your friends, nobody's really working
out that hard?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah? You know what else is weird? Can I put
it on something else that I think is weird? At
the gym?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Please?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Sharing headphones, sharing your air pods, and just to listen
to the same songs. I don't know why that's weird.
It's weird to me. Bruh, even if you're working out together.
I think it's weird.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Why haven't they made it though, so that bluetooth headphones
can connect to the same phone.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Uh, that's pissing me off.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
It's the year twenty twenty five. Why the fuck have
we not figured that shit out?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I don't know. I don't know. I should like, maybe
that's the next step.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
That shit is pissing me off.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Why is it that when I have a TikTok to
share it to my brother, I either have to text
it to them or wait until later at night and
then we can watch it together. But if we're in
public and I know it's inappropriate. I can't just play
it for us.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
My TikTok is not for the public. That's for me
and my personal sense of humor, which is disturbing.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Do you guys share headphones?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
That is that's weird?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh okay, I thought you were saying you shared headphones.
You listen to it?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
No, that's why we have to wait.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
H they will.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I don't know what it is headphones. I don't care.
I don't even care, Like, take my brother out of this.
I'm thinking about now.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Partners I've been with, I will never share your toothbrush,
and you will never put my earbuds in. I don't
even care that my mouth has been in your mouth.
I will never use your toothbrush. That crosses the line.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, yeah, I've been I've been in a lot of holes,
but I definitely don't want you our ear holes to
be touching.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It's the same with guys who have a thing with
ears in the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
That is so fucking gross to me.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, Like, I didd a dude that was into ears
and I went, that's a you problem, man.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I will never satisfy that need for you into ears?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
What do you mean? What do you do the way that?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I could tell you what his tongue sounded like.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
On an intimate level, I could hear his taste buds.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I could tell you how many he had.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Gross.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I said, what do you think this is doing for me?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Because I know it's not doing anything for you other
than your brain, and that's weird.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I don't know. I would like. I would like in
the ear. I think in the ears where I would
draw the lide. I don't mind a nibble on the ear.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I don't want to hear my ear rings clanking against
your teeth.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I don't Yeah, I don't mind that. I don't mind
a nibble on the ear. On the ear.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I can tell you the last time I cleaned my earrings.
That shouldn't be in your mouth. That's nasty, that's nasty.
Last time I took my earrings out, I would I
thought I should clean these more often. These are touching
my face.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
I've never thought about it, still would do it. I
definitely would draw the line and putting the tongue in
the ear. I feel like that's where I would go.
It's like a wet willy and I don't want that.
I don't want that in my life.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
And oh, I'm getting too into it.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You ever have a partner?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
This something weird? Or is this just my confession time?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Um? I mean I feel like I'm I feel like
we're all into something weird, just to and how weird
do you want to get?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Right? You never had a partner do something. I'm talking
past partners. Does not need to be.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
About my No, I'm not. I'm not worried about that.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
That was into something that you were like what is
that doing for you? Like just the pure thought of
this can't be working so far.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I will say that there's only been like one or
two situations, and I feel like I feel like I
explore that. I've been like nah na and it was
like another dude in the room not happening. Oh no, yeah,
that was a past one not happening. Yep. Uh and
uh things going in me? That was that was those
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two things? No, no, not manything.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Did you give it the good old college tribe.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Absolutely, I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
My god, that's all we asked for, is it ever?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
No? Uh? Now it's like a like a pinky, like
a like a yeah, little boo and you were like, nope, man, no,
not my thing, my thing. But outside of that, like
there's not much that I turned down, Like I'm not
into like having another dude, it's just not my thing. Yeah, uh,
or a threesome really in general, I don't I don't
like to share. I don't know, it's not really my thing. Yeah,
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would I stop that's a whole another conversation. Uh, if
there's another female when I stop it, I don't know.
I don't think I could. I don't think I could.
But then just things going in me, that's where I go.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, that's it. I feel you, I feel you know what.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
So there's not much that there hasn't been. I mean, yes,
there's been situations, but like there hasn't been one. I
haven't been with anybody who's like into toes or something
that might freak me out too, hmm. But like tongue
inside the ear is kind of is kind of bizarre.
I don't I don't think I would stop it immediately.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
And then biting that wasn't cute, but like actual biting.
I hit him. I was like absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, I don't want I don't want.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
No, no, no, no, not cute nibbles biting my way?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Who the fuck?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Did I'm sorry? Did I squeak like a toy? No?
Stop it? Do I look like a bone?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
No? We're at the different levels of that one. But
that's all right. I'm sorry, bro, that is what I mean.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Good for you. I'm glad that you felt comfortable enough
to share. I'm happy for you all.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
This is a safe space.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Absolutely not. What about me gives off the impression that
you should feel comfortable sharing your intimate details and getting support.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Well, you know what, I'm gonna share a little bit
more intimate details. This actually goes along with the story
that I wanted to tell you. So we we are
getting our closet, Like, we got a bedroom made in
my basement because when Sebastian turns one, we needed a room,
so we we built a bedroom in the basement. It
doesn't have a closet in it right now, so we're
we having I can't build a closet, so we're having
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somebody come in and kind of quote it out or whatever,
and so so we have I know this guy is
coming to to like look at our closet and to
give us a quote or whatever. I forgot that at
some point when we moved into that bedroom, I took
all of our toys, all of our Adam and Eve bag,
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every single thing, and I just shoved it in the
corner of that closet. And it's it's like things are
falling out of it. Like it's it's lotions and lubes
and toys and strap like like bedstraps or whatever they're called,
like everything everything, Yeah, everything and anything is falling out
of that thing. Uh. And this is a little old
man from like this little tiny closet company. He came.
(30:33):
He looked like the guy, the old man and up
he looked like that, like it's just this little tiny definitely. Uh.
The name of the company is written out with a
a like a cross is the tea for closet. So
it's like a family owned churchy company. Like we genuinely
thought like this was a cool place to go to
(30:55):
cause it's locally like all this different stuff. But it's
very sweet people. And I completely forgot about that. And
you should have saw the look on this man's face.
Do I think he understood what it all was? Probably not,
but it was there, and I don't We just ignored it.
I just ignored the fact that it was standing there
and he never looked down at it. He just measured
the room and got in and got out as fast
(31:16):
as possible. It was the most awkward situation I think
I've ever been in.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Do you want to know how I know I'm going
to help?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
First thing I wanted down was grab something and said,
this one made me call it to Jesus.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
This one made me see God, you should try this one.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I know, but I'm terrible. We both knew that that
pore me. Ain't dare you? You?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
You scarred, you emotionally scarred an elderly man just trying
to make some.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Money, just trying to make a buck.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I know.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I'm a terrible human. Big I'm terrible. I didn't mean to.
It wasn't intentional.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Your wife is gonna love this one? Or what if
you took something out and said this one's for you
to take home.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Well I had a choice too in that moment, like
because the stuff was just sitting on the like it
was like falling out of the bag. I don't think
unless you really looked at it, you knew what it was.
Maybe maybe he did, Maybe good for him if you
knew what it was? But I didn't even like I
was like, I had that moment where I was like,
do I put this back in the bag and draw
attention to it or do I just ignore it and
(32:20):
leave it alone?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
You ignore it? That doesn't exist. But what what if
he said good choice? Like, what if he pointed at
something it was like, been, they're done that?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah? Or you went with the mini version. Huh, okay,
that's a choice.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
What if he started making suggestions like have you ever
tried to swing? Can I make some recks?
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Do we need to reinforce any thing? Got the walls here?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Or this closet door needs to be really just like reinforced?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Got it? I didn't know this is.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
What we were dealing with, But now that I know,
I got you.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
He gave us two separate plans. One was just the closet.
The other was a red room. A red room of paid.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
The cost went up a little bit, but we needed
to bring in steel not wood.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
What is the pisces and what is a cancer? We
have no idea what that says about them, but we're
sure it's not good. It's a slightly missy show with
Megan and Mineo
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