TD&L Full Show For Monday- Not My Type

On today's show we asked people if there is a certain profession they would refuse to date. We also talked about eating gross things and Laura is going on one long roadtrip!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You banner.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Drew and Laura Hey, good morning. It is Monday, March
twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. Tana Drew and Laura Week
are loy uh this morning? All this week? Actually we
got tickets to go see three eleven. Nice. Yeah, some
some some becomes.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I don't know lyrics, that's pretty good. Yeah, No, I
don't think anyone knows the lyrics. Really?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
What what are the lyrics?

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Something?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Something isn't nothing because the town hasn't been in my tongue?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
What I mean? What song are you?

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Is this all?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Next? Step down?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's down?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, it's down.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Okay, er not on the sock because.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Funky Child put some words in my tongue. Gather some
stick a dream of juice. I love this song. I
think I was a freshman when I first heard this. Wow,
it's a gam freshman in high school. I did like this,
but like I got the album. There's the only song
that sounds like this.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Everyone else is like.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Reggae reggae rocket. It's kind of like with a faith
in War. You're like, oh, there's like, are they like
a funky rap rock band? No, that's just that one.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
So I have a bag in the day. You didn't
just get to like buy the single. You had to
make the investment and purchase the whole CD and then
deal with it if it was bad.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
That's right, So why don't they ever chase the cash
in those situations? We don't want to sell out, but
we're not sellouts, I know, but they still got bills.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'd sellouts.

Speaker 6 (01:22):
I mean, and no, granted there's still rocking. Three eleven
did it their way.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
They and for all these years. Like they're like one
of those bands that when I they like, when they
put on the show, they seem to sell it out.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's kind of like like Floater. You're like, who's listening
to float? Apparently a lot of people walkture.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Around the band, you know what I mean. I feel
like they're always playing like these four to twenty shows,
Like they're like hardcore stoner fans.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
And the Cuthbert amphitheater. I mean, Tanner and I both
lived in Eugene. It is a baky place. I mean
that is you just see smoke rolling off of people.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
So it's yeah, three eleven and Bad Flower and Eugene.
When is the show August twelfth, correct month, We'll have
tickets all this week. Your next chance, your first chance
actually is coming up here at seven thirty this morning.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Stories.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's where we go around the room sharing what we think.
The biggest stories of the day are who and skill.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
First, I could go all right, the big story to
me is urban cougars. And I'm not talking about moms
at high school football games. I'm talking about Washington County
Sheriff's office reporting three different cougar sightings in Cedar Hills
and Beaverton, which is just on the backside of Portland

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over there, so it's pretty sketchy for people. Now. The
Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife is monitoring the reports.
They issued a statement though, saying that Oregon is cougar country,
oh and that you shouldn't be alarmed. But then they
follow that by saying, make sure you leash your pets
and walk them during the day. If you do encounter

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a cougar, don't run away, raise your voice, make direct
eye contact, pick up children, don't turn your back, and finally,
if attacked, fight back.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's their quote. So, wow, if coog.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
Comes at you, you're gonna have to give it a
knuckle sandwich. I mean, it's just gonna have.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
To have for couger to come at you. I think
you just let it happen, if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I think the big story is that if you have
driven through downtown near the waterfront, or even just driven
across the markham Bridge, you've probably seen that the cherry
blossoms are popping off. In fact, this week they are
expected to peek thanks to some beautiful weather we've got
coming the next couple of days. But don't wait too

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long because as the rain comes back and the wind
returns at the end of the week, those blossoms are
going to be falling to the ground pretty quickly. So
if you want to see the cherry blossoms, this is
going to be a great week to go out and
check them out.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Card No, damn cherry blossoms. How dare you don't care?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
That's so beautiful?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
They are pretty I think the big story of the
day is Georgia Men. A group of men in Georgia
set a world record by playing a continuous basketball game
for one hundred and twenty one hours and three minutes. Wow.
Members of nonprofit Men Opposing Sex Trafficking finally finished the
game at about ten am on Friday. The final score
thirteen thy ninety six to twelve nine hundred and seventy two.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Close game.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah. Money raised by the game, we'll go towards fighting
sex trafficking and supporting survivors. Pretty incredible.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
That's a good cause of Shaustin.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
A lot of hoop.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
It is a lot of hoop.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah. More of the stories online at one five nine
the brew dot com. We're also going to check some
of your talkback messages. So if you've got something to
say to the show, whether it's a comment, suggestion, or complaint,
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Speaker 1 (04:45):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
And Laura, Happy Monday. So what's next for Aaron Rodgers
We I read over the weekend that the Vikings are out,
they've passed on the idea. Yeah, and then I also
read that Aaron Rodgers camp is looking to possibly move
to the broadcast booth. But from when I also read
very few people are interested because he apparently comes off
as quote pompous and arrogant and a mister know it all.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
I don't think he's ever gonna fit in the broadcast booth.
I mean, unless he goes away and comes back well.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
And I think he's really just too polarizing too.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
He's just like, I don't I don't know. I just
don't want to listen to him talk for a whole game.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah it's funny too, because remember when he filled in
on Jeopardy, like people liked him and that at one
point they were like he could replace Alex Trebeck permanently.
I forgot about that.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
I mean, maybe i'll maybe I'll I'll pump the brakes
on never being in broadcasting because that was a good performance.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
But he's changed.

Speaker 6 (05:39):
I don't know if it's it's not the ayahuasca, but
it's you know, he's been on his spirit journeys and
I feel like he thinks he is enlightened on a level.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I feel like he thinks he's above us. But I
start to look at it, going, wow, you've got issues
with your family, you got issues with all these people.
He can't find a team. Starts to sound like you're
the problem and someone needs to look in the mirror
and maybe reflect.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
A little bit. And it's different than when Tom Brady
because he went out on top, you know, but what
has Aaron Rodgers done for anyone lately? And so, like,
does anyone want to hear him talk about football for
hours at a time every week?

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Well, the football resume is pretty good, four time MVP, sure,
NFL champion, But at the same time, what he doesn't
have is he's not relatable. I mean, look at Troy Aikman,
super relatable, Tony Romo, Well.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
He's a little bit cheesy to a lot of people,
maybe not necessarily to you and I, but.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Yeah, and I actually think he does a great job.
But I don't think I don't think he fits into
this little fraternity. I think Tom Brady demanded a seat
and got a seat and he's working on it. But
he's not all that relatable either.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
ESPN's now reporting that Aaron Rodgers had a six hours
sit down meeting with the Steelers on Friday.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Oh cas So this is the weirdest thing because it's
like him and Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson has to wait
to see if that relationship works out with Rogers, and
if it doesn't, then he might get the Steelers job back.
So that's not a normal thing in the NFL. But
Aaron Rodgers commands this different timeline than everyone else, and

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is it something you want to deal with?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well, like, how are you feeling if you're Russell Wilson, Like,
are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Guys bride'smaid? You're feeling like a bridesmaid?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Right, I don't know, but it.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
May you know, if he goes into broadcasting, it'll be
an interesting sound clip.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, we'll see what happens there. But right now, Aaron
Rodgers just kind of floating around like a free spirit.
He's just kind of funny way.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
It is kind of funny that he came to the
Vikings and was like, I choose you, and they were
like like, nah, they did think about it. And then
they came back and said, name, do you.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Really think they thought about it or do you think
they just did it to make it look like should
they do their due diligence? You know?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Can we win a championship with him? Probably not?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
No, thank you? Well, there you go. What would you
like to see happen to Aaron Rodgers? You want to
se him in the broadcast booth, You want to see
what maybe he'll like to see him land somewhere.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I can imagine him in the broadcast booth, being like, Wow,
looks like they were about a thousand hands all over
that guy.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Shoot us a talkback message to the iHeart Radio I
just downloaded for yourself phone today.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
I think he plays again this season unless he gets
a sweetheart deal with one of the networks. But those
chairs are looking pretty full for the coming season.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right, All this week, we got tickets to go
see three eleven. We're also gonna check some of your
talkback messages. So if you had something crazy going over
the weekend, or you need something to you need to
get something off your chest, or you just have something
you want to say to Laura about her feet or whatever,
just hit us with it.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Donald the Heart Radio app as soon as you have
the Bruce streaming press, the microphone, bundery cords.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
And now Bruce, here's Drew.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
Oh my, it was a wild weekend in the NCAA Tournament,
as the Sweet sixteen is now locked and loaded. But
I'll tell you it wasn't without a little bit of
heartache because the Oregon Ducks did fall to Arizona in
a tight battle last that ran me right up until bedtime.

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And Amy and I are sitting there watching it, and
I look at her. With about three minutes left, I go,
this is it.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I know it. I'm gonna go to bed bitter, and
that's gonna.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
Be one of those things, because there's nothing worse than
being eliminated for the season for your favorite team, than
doing it right before you go to sleep. But the Blazer,
the Blazers, the Ducks did have themselves a nice little
tournament up until that point. Arizona gonna give Duke a
run for their money. Some other big ones who still

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remain in the tournament. All number one seeds are through.
Number two's also holding tight, except Saint John's, who was eliminated.
One guy in my bracket, he was gone immediately as
soon as that happened. I sit middle of the pack personally,
but I needed certain things to get going for me
in Maryland down a couple points to Colorado's state had

(09:54):
a chance to win it when this happened.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
From the Bunks to the Fresh McQueen, he was trying.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
On the right side.

Speaker 8 (10:05):
Of a puzzle Peter with life and to the Sweet sixteen.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Now, I don't mind her as a broadcaster, but I
missed jim Nance all of a sudden because you know
her excited call is it's under construction. Also, the Blazers
battled the Celtics last night and lost in a squeaker,
but still a chance at the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
We'll talk about it more later this morning. There's just sports,
all right. Trash Bandits is coming up on April nineteenth, yeah,
the day before for twenty, the day before Earth Day,
and that's the reason we usually do trash Bandits is
around or on Earth Day, yep. But this year we're
gonna be cleaning up Lynch Park in the surrounding area,
and we'd love for a group of listeners to show
up and help us out. It's going down by nineteen
from ten am to noon, right, that's right. We're gonna

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start a Lynz Park and then we're gonna spread out
and clean up the neighborhood and were in a most
to mosey owned down of those parts and clean them
all up. And we need a posse, a group of people.
There's limited spots available, go so go sign up online
right now, one of five nine in brew dot com.
And two hours after we're done, we're all gonna eat.
And then I think some of us are gonna go
date drinking afterwards.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
So we're gonna eat, drink, We're gonna be merry.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's gonna be fun. Yeah, we'll see it one five
nine dot com. All right, coming up in a little bit,
Laura's friends have been eating bugs. We'll tell you why.
What Also, people will confess the professions that they'll never date.
I wonder if we're on that list entertainers, Probably that
we'll get on this list. What's that profession that you

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don't think you'd ever date? Like now, I'm never dating
an OnlyFans model? Oh, something like that. All right, I
personally have no problem with that, But what about you?
Wide open eight sixty six four four five one five nine.
You can also send us a text at nine eight
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Speaker 1 (11:47):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Laura La Portland's Rock Station one five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner to and Laura. So we lost a great
over the weekend. We lost a legend. Have a weight
boxing champion, George? Yeah, I passed away to the age
of seventy six years old?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Is it bad that I didn't know what he was
famous for? Minus the grill.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
That is terrible. Now, let's get one thing straight. The
grill was amazing. Yeah, back in the day, that thing
was a staple in college.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
It was the only way we ever cooked meat. Yeah,
George Foreman is no longer with us, but his George
Woman grill will live on forever. Yes, there's no word
on why he passed away. They didn't give us a
cause of death, but I understand that. You know, he
was battling a lot of health issues. The guy was
seventy six years old and dinged in the head quite
a few times.

Speaker 6 (12:32):
I mean, yeah, he had a long journey of fighting
his entire life. I mean when we were kids, is
when he came out of retirement and then so like
his initial like the whole big thing with Muhammad Ali,
and his initial ride was way before us.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
So, I mean he he lived a good life. It
was in nineteen ninety four when George Foreman became the
oldest heavyweight champion at forty five years old. George Foreman
enjoying best round of the fight here in around ten.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
There's a way goes More.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
He's plowing in his back.

Speaker 8 (13:06):
He may not get up that maybe he that moment
More couldn't be a bout to close the homey hit Tonal,
I don't believe that.

Speaker 9 (13:14):
So Cortus talk up the Colt is over.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh horn just lay off a miracle.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
But no one thought possible. That was exciting. See that's
the ways that kind of feel.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I was gonna say, because now all we got is
like the Netflix staged bs. Yeah with it, but nothing
like that ever happens anymore.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
That was great. Oh God, that was great. That gives
me chills listening to that. You know, I miss that.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
And when people would wait like they hadn't had entertainment
all week. Yeah, you know, like they weren't on their
phone for three hours right before they sat down.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
They just starved for the acts. And back then people
just they're talking about it at work, you know, people
are making bets and hell, yeah I miss that stuff.
So rescue. Peace to the great George Foreman, and yeah
he'll be missed now. He had twelve kids, so he
will not be forgotten, damn.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
And he's got a a bunch of them are named George,
like George Junior, a girl named Georgetta, George, the George,
George Big Wheel, the Fourth George Big Wheel, and George
Read the Fifth and George.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Little Joey is sixth Little Joey George little Joey. Yeah
what little.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
Joey's what they called for short is probably his middle name.
Just name him Joey now it's George.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Now.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
The funny thing is he also has a too. Everyone's
got George and except.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
One named Natalie and one named Leola.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Wow, Like, look, George, we gotta draw the line somewhere.
We can't keep doing this.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Let's do one more stop. I bet that that kid's
like offended. He didn't get the George of the name
on hook it up. That is the McLaughlin Beverley text line.
We got some texts from earlier, our earlier topic. You
were discussing Aaron Rodgers that I guess now he's talking
to who was it? He was a Steelers Steelers Yeah,
after the Viking said that they're out.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
The Giants are still sniffing around in case it doesn't
work out there, But.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Steelers thirty six seventy three center texts and and said,
I'm a big Steelers fan. We're way overdue for a championship.
But Aaron Rodgers, Hell no, I don't. We don't need
him to play two games and sit out for the
rest of the season with an injury.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Well, yeah, an overdue is a bit of a strange
comment from a team that.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Won, has won so many titles with.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Roethlisberg, got some sour guys in here with you. But
it's the entitlement you're not due.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, there are other people who are far more into
than your Steelers team.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Ninety one nine seven. That is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line.
Coming up later on today, seven thirty tickets to go
see three eleven. They're gonna be at the Cuthbert Amphitheater
in Eugene with Bad Flower. It'd be a pretty fun show.
Seven thirty will play game for your chance to win.
Coming up next, though, why was Laura's friends eating bugs?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
And why were Why was I eating bugs?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
That's gross?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I did it?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
All right, we'll tell you the story coming up in
less than ten minutes. We're commercial free on the Brew
and Laura, I mean Monday, all right, so we want
to know this morning, what's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?
Laura over the weekend? I guess ate some bugs I did?
Why would that be happening? Okay, so things are rough

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of there. I actually know if you need them, we
will feed you.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
No. But you know the friends I'm talking about, Tanner Andrew,
you both know who I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
But they they're great, They're very great, nice people.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
But they're just a little fearful people.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Odd Is that a word I wouldn't even say.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Odd. I think the yeah, they natural, yeah, and they
enjoy trying all of the things and having all of
the experiences. So they were in Wahawka this past week, Mexico,
which is known for its mezcal, of course, but also
for some reason, they were really all about like these

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They called them like grasshoppers, but they were unlike any
grasshoppers that I had ever seen. But apparently they like
put them on a lot of things, and they ground
them up, and they used them for seasoning, and they
were even in like the rim of salt that was
around the margaritas that they were serving. But they the
ones that really got me were the ones that they

(17:31):
put on top of the tacos. I went over to
their place last night. They served tacos and they had
these bugs on top.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
They're putting bugs on tacos.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I don't know what I was expecting, but they were
like these little red almost like wormy looking things, but
they were hard and crunchy.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
And the guys want to come over for worm tacos tonight.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Well, and I knew they were like they were like,
we're going to have some crickets or whatever for you
to try, and I was like, okay. So I was thinking,
like crickets, to put them the in your hand, you
pop them in your mouth, like yeah, it kind of
tastes like one and done. You're like, okay, I tried crickets.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
Cool, you're like a salty thing, like chocolate covered crickets.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Yeah. So I thought that was going to be more
along the lines of what it was, but no, they
were like on everything and they were like just they
don't taste bad. They compared them to like fried onions
on top of like a green bean casserole you would
serve at Christmas or Thanksgiving, and so I was like okay,
And so I start eating this taco and I think,

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like the crunch wasn't bad. It was kind of like
a pleasant crunch and they didn't taste bad. But I
think my whole thing was like I couldn't get over
the mental block of just like knowing that I was
eating bugs, and so I ate half the taco and
I was like, guys, I'm calling it done. I ate
some bugs.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh I did it, but I don't wing bug tacos.
How far you made it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
And I was like, I don't think I can. I
don't think I can do that.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
You made it.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, I couldn't. I can't do things like that, like
you said, the mental thing, just knowing the crunching.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Oh my Godause none of it tasted bad like it
was good.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I mean, if I survive, if I trying to survive, well,
I'm not eating bugs, and there's a safeway down the street.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Yeah, it doesn't taste a bad in a taco with
thirty eight other ingredients. But it's just like you know,
when you're building a taco, you put each thing on
there for a different flavor.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
You know.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
It's like, oh the beans, I'll taste like this. Oh
the sauce will taste like this.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
The crickets have no like you don't even you couldn't
even really tell they're they're right.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
But they were just like crunchy. So they added textures.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Well there's a shell.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Suppose it was it was a soft taco.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
Oh yeah, sounds like a corner. See the crunchy seemed
a lot easier to take down.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
What is the grossest thing You've ever eaten? God in
Heaven ninety one nine seven. That's O my gloflin Cheverlet
text line. You can also call us at eight six
six four four five one of five nine. I think
the grossest thing I've ever eaten was live on the
radio at Bacon and Beer and we had those.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
What was it, chicken hearts chicken Yeah, chicken heart.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Chicken hearts. That was probably the but they were hearts.
Can't that's it? I think that might be the grossest
thing I've ever eaten. What about you, Drew. I've had
a couple of gross things.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
I've had Rocky Mountain oysters, which are nuts bullnutsnuts, which
I found.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Not enjoyable at all, but they just like fry them
up right.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
So it is a fried food. I mean, if you
ever had like a deep fried mushroom or whatever, you
can get through it. But the worst, not the worst,
the grossest that you would never want to bite of
is steak tartar.

Speaker 10 (20:31):
Do you know what that is?

Speaker 6 (20:32):
Just like ground beef, It is raw, finely chopped beef
served with you know, some seasonings and a raw egg
on it. It's a French delicacy. And if you know,
you just imagine that, grab some raw beef, raw ground beef.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Question.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
The ground beef makes you sick if it's contaminated. Yeah,
you see, that's why we cook everything to temperature.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
But if it's not contaminating, you're just but you don't know, okay, yeah,
I mean just give it a good whiff running under
a cold tap. Yeah, exactly. You know, off when you smell.
What's the grossest thing you've ever eaten? You've ever consumed?
Seven is our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. This one says,
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flesh and his war sorry, his fresh warm heart.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah we've been We talked about that a couple of
weeks ago and how that's like a tradition for some
people kill.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
But that would be the grossest and you can it's
still warm.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I remember that story that went viral last week of
the man that was spotted in New York City just
eating a dead rat. I don't know if it was dead.
It might have been alive.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Oh God, I hope it was.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
If you see, if you go watch the video, the
guy is like, it looks like he's spreading its stomach
and then just biting into it like you would.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
It's like digging into the inside of a baked potato.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I guess if you're hungry. The rats in New York
are pretty fatty, so maybe it's good. It's a good meal.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
It's a better meal than it is out out West.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Yeah, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I'm gonna throw up. What is the grossest thing you've
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Speaker 1 (22:20):
Brew you're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Dinner Drew
and Laura.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
So Laura ate some bugs over the weekends that her
friends sure did brought back from Mexico. They weren't even
chocolate covered.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
They're just bugs, just crunchy.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
On taca's. But in her defense, she only made she
only got like half the taco down before she she
called it quits.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
Yeah, that's probably best. And you don't like launch a
parasite or something. And you're telling me, well, what's the
grossest thing you've ever eaten?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Eight six, six, four four, five one five nine? Have
you eaten a rat like that guy in New York City?
From the video went viral last week? Let's go to
is this jerome?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:58):
This isum out here in Molala Land. I was gonna say,
I agree with Laura on the wihawka bugs. They're actually
pretty tasty once you get by the mental aspect of
a bug. Right, we had them, we had them on everything.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Are they high in protein or anything?

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Like?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Is there any nutritional value there is?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
You know, I suppose there's a little bit of protein
value to him, but not a whole lot because they
are fried.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
They're small. Well, I I guess that's true. I guess
depending on how you prepare them, and maybe takes away
some of the nutritional value.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
It takes a lot more crickets than a sprinkle sprinkle
to have it be a protein part of your day.
But it's I don't think they're bad for you. I mean,
I think probably a hundred. You see, years ago, we'd
eat a lot of those bad boys.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Dude, Survivor, Man, I love that show. I thought it
was much better than bear grills whatever that show was.
But I he would like he would eat these little
grublets right out of right out.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
Of a tree, which now living insects is to me
as a whole another something.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Else he was going to die? Would I think he
would cook them? But there are sometimes where I did
see him pop him in like some popcorn at a
movie theater.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
I'd just be afraid it's still alive in my.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Stack, try to like crawl back up.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, Well, wouldn't you chew it? I guess, yeah, I guess.
I mean I would probably do it like the chicken heart,
not a good plant down match. All right, dude, thanks,
we appreciate her.

Speaker 11 (24:17):
Man, All right, take care, guys.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
We got some text messages coming in on a McLaughlin
Cheverlet text line, what is the grossest thing You've ever eaten?
This one from twenty to ninety said liver was by
far the worst thing I've ever eaten. I don't think.
I've had liver before and zero interest, and people are
always like, have a little bit of liver. It's like
a side dish. It's good for you. No, just I
doesn't want to eat any liver. There's a lot of

(24:41):
things that are good for me. I'll just do that.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I'll have a salad right like.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Thirty eight forty two says I had something really rubbery
and funky at Rio's ribs ones. I think it was.
I think it was like pig intestines or something. I
one trial piece and I gave in.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Well, you know, there are those obscure things on a
menu that some people like, like somebody's goblin pigs feed something.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, this text comes from thirty one to fifty six.
It says, I eat and prepare fresh roadkill only off
the tea curves. It adds to the flavor the tea curves.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
Oh my god, I'm hoping that's sarcasm.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
There's some people who do that though as much here
in the city.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
But fresh kill, like there are people will take if
they know that the animal.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Just got hit. It's gotta be some guy in Boring.
He'll just take a.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Deer or something. Be like that's venison. That's dinner for
a month.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, you hit a deer, It's like whoah eat good
to night. Yeah, trucks hurt, but I'm a umful. Let's
see thirty thirty one fifty six says, Oh yeah, I
just want to just read about the roadkill. We got
a couple of talk back messages coming into the iheartradiop
what's the grossest thing you've ever eaten?

Speaker 12 (25:52):
Yeah, you guys are talking about eating weird things. I
actually have a YouTube channel, go to the Wrong Opinion.
I've eaten all kinds of weird stuff, but probably the
worst one was thousand year old duck eggs. Those taste
like cat poop, like, no kidding, cat poop. They smell awful.

(26:12):
It's the worst thing. And I've had sir strumming bugs,
I've had Durian fruit and everything.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Wow, what is it?

Speaker 6 (26:21):
What was it that the wrong I was just trying
to look up his thing, the wrong.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Opinion thousand year old duck eggs and it's.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Tasted like poo.

Speaker 12 (26:30):
Yeah, you guys are talking about eating weird things. I
actually have a YouTube channel.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Go to the wrong Oh sorry, let me call this
guy real quick. Did you say ten thousand or a thousand.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
I think a thousand?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
And how do you get ahold of a thousand year old?

Speaker 12 (26:44):
Guys are talking about eating weird things. I actually have
a YouTube channel. Go to the wrong opinion. I've eaten
all kinds of weird stuff, but probably the worst one
was thousand year old duck eggs those?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
How do you even find? How do you know they're
a thousand years old?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Fact?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Is this Anthony? Yeah, it's Tanner jew Laura. Can I
put you on the air?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
So dude, we're just we just heard to talk aback
about eating a thousand year old duck eggs? What do
you even find those?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
We?

Speaker 11 (27:15):
I think we got them at fubon.

Speaker 13 (27:18):
They sell them all all over the place in Portland,
all kinds of Asian markets.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Are they really a thousand years old?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
They can't be.

Speaker 11 (27:25):
I think that's just what they call them.

Speaker 13 (27:27):
They're they're fermented duck eggs.

Speaker 6 (27:29):
Okay, so they're old, but they're not a thousand year
old eggs. They just taste like they're a thousand.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yea, why would you? Why would you put yourself through that?

Speaker 13 (27:38):
Well, it's where you know, we we started a YouTube channel.
We always see weird stuff in the grocery store, Like,
I wonder what that tastes like. So we just started
buying this stuff and making videos of it, and we've
eaten all kinds of weird stuff and found that there's
a lot of stuff that looks weird it's actually pretty good.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, that's but then you gotta go through the u
You gotta go through fine the bad stuff to get
to the good stuff. I don't understand, Like, if it
genuinely tastes like cat poop, why are they selling it
at stores? Like? Why why is anybody eating it?

Speaker 13 (28:10):
I don't know, Man, It's different for different books.

Speaker 14 (28:13):
I guess.

Speaker 13 (28:13):
I mean, I guess some people gotta like it if
they sell it.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
The I think there's a I bet it's used as
an ingredient in other things too.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Yeah, there's a burning question though, like how does he
know the taste of cat cat poop? Specific the YouTube
channel hit a dry spot.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
We'll do anything for it. Not as crunchy, though not
as crunchy, all right, thanks, man, I'm gonna throw up.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Man.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
People crush on fear factor back in the day.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
This text comes from twenty three ninety six, says the
grossest thing I ate was was when I was in Mexico,
they served rass squid the suction cups. Eat the suction
cups from the squid.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Well, we'll be afraid that would suction my esophagus going down.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I always think it's weird when people are eating like
an octopus live and it's.

Speaker 11 (29:01):
Man like that.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
Klamari is one thing on the appetizer plate, but to
have it alive, it's no Think what.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Is the grossest thing you've ever eaten? Did you eat
some bugs? Did you eat some bowl nuts? Or maybe
it was just your grandmother's cooking. Sometimes it gets pretty bad.
It's pretty bad. Eight sixty six four four five, one
of five nine is the number. You can also shoot
a text at nine eight to one nine seven. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
One of five nine the Brew, Portland's rock station. Tanner,
Jew and Laura wanted to know what is the grossest
thing you've ever eaten?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Lord?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Just saw something gross? Someone send us a text message
and what is it?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
It's blute?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, someone said the bo l ut.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Okay, So the way it's spelled here is b a
l ut okay, And it's a fertilized developing egg embryo.
It's boiled or steamed and eaten from the shell. So
you're basically eating like a straight up it's a fetus
baby chicken out of an egg.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
That's not no thanks, oh my god, no thank you, no, no,
no man.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
But with a little bit of salt and some ranch.
There's some hot sauce, yeah something. This text from thirty
two to seventy two says, tripe the lining of a
cow's stomach is the grossest thing they've ever eaten. So
I have I have an experience with this.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
When I first started in radio, fear Factor was a
thing and we did a promotion where I was on
the promotion team and I had to go get tripe
for people to eat at this contest. Yeah, so I
went to a lady's house that we worked with and
we had to boil the tripe. Boiling the tripe in
her house was a chemical bomb explosion, not not physically,

(30:44):
but in my soul. I died, So I can only
imagine what the people went through when we watched them
nearly throw a beating it let's go to Blake.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Good morning, Blake.

Speaker 15 (30:54):
I've even one of those blue eggs, and they are
pretty much the most haggard thing I've ever put.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, why would anyone do that?

Speaker 15 (31:03):
Yeah, they're a delicacy from my friends. They were from
Laos and they made this ungodly like hot hot hot
chili oil on top of it, and so you kind
of bite the top of it off, which was pretty
much the head of the poor little guy that I had,
and then you just douse it with this fire fire

(31:25):
sauce and it didn't take the taste away from it.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Sometimes in the world, can't fix it.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
No, that's now you can.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
You can.

Speaker 14 (31:32):
You can feel eating the little bones and stuff.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
It's like it's partially formed, so it's like.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
A baby basically.

Speaker 15 (31:42):
There's there's like if you get a big, big one,
there's little there's like starting to be little feathers on it.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Oh yeah, that's for sure, all right, dude, Thanks Blake.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't have to say yes to everything.
When your friends bring you food, are like, it.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Might be a delicacy where you're from, but here it's not. Yeah,
it's far from delicate. And I don't know what to
tell you, But do you have any lunchables because I
can't eat this.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Any of the caprice on something?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
All right?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Coming up next, we've got some tickets to go see
three eleven at the Cuthbert Amphitheater along with Bad Flower,
both great bands callers ten and eleven. You get ten,
eleven and twelve. Actually you get to play it happened
in Florida. Coming up next eight six, six, four, four, five,
one oh five nine. We'll play that in less than
ten minutes. Happy Monday. It's one of five nine the
brew Tanner drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Drew.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
Laura, Now your brackets looking, ah, Laura did crawl out
of last place.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Though, did I? I haven't even checked.

Speaker 6 (32:45):
Yeah, you because at one point you were laying against
the bottom. But you've you've come back. But it's like
I said before, I believe all of Laura's final four
teams are still alive.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Is that correct?

Speaker 6 (32:56):
I think so, yes, and so were mine. So you're
not completely out at that point, as long as yours
is different than everybody else's.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
So I have a chance.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
But I got to ride certain ponies like I got
Tennessee's got to make it to the title game, and
then I might have been able to make that money.
But a lot of people, a lot of people picked
Florida like I did. So the home team Oregon lost
last night, but a lot of hope left in the bracket.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
It's gonna be pretty dope if he wins, though, because
he's gonna get almost four K.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
Yeah, you gotta if you're the winner of your pool. Yeah,
you gotta dream about that victory.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah. Well, good luck, Laura. I'm good luck on the
forty dollars that you could possibly win here. I wish
you both the best and your fortunes.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Oh man, it's gonna be a huge come up if
I win this cracket.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Ninety one nine sevens are mcglonflin Cheverley texta line, let's
play vite in Florida.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Florida can be the norm her.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
He's infected, monkeys terrorized Florida.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
It's now time to play It happened in Florida. Seriously,
what the is going on down there?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Every one of these stories you're about to hear is real,
but only one comes from the Great state of Florida.
You just have to tell us whitch one his wedge
to get the tickets to see three eleven down in
Ug's ol or you wanna take it off to day?

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah, I can kick things off. It happened in Florida.
A middle aged man is in trouble for painting his
dog to look like a tiger come on to evade
loan recovery teams. According to reports, he borrowed some money
from different micro finance companies a couple of years ago
and has since refused to pay them back, so when

(34:27):
people come to his house, he unleashes the tiger dog
in attempts to try to scare them away. He was
eventually exposed when the owner of the shop where he
bought the paint to paint his dog also started chasing
him over an outstanding debt. So this guy just like
can't pay his debts off. He has not been caught yet,

(34:48):
so keep an eye out. He is now on the run,
but will face charges of deception and obstruction of justice.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Oh my, yes, that's amazing. It happened in Florida.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Facing an arrest for pelting his spouse with his lunch
and a metal spoon, a man offered police a novel take,
saying that it's actually not against the law to throw.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Food at your wife.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Just a food fight.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Just food.

Speaker 6 (35:13):
Now, when they got to the house, they saw food
all over the master bed, where the victims stated the
incident had happened. After being read as rights, he declared
that it is unlawful. It is not unlawful to shower
one's spouse with food items.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Just a little mash potato.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
Yeah, well, you know what, I think the crime like,
they both should probably be against the law, but the
crime for mashed potatoes and the crime for like a
three week old baguette should be different.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I wouldn't think I'd go to jail for throwing potatoes
across the room. You wouldn't. Yes, you're doing it in
a violent way. Still a lot of good idea.

Speaker 6 (35:48):
When you threw the metal spoon and it ping ponged
off her head as well, that's a bit of an issue.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, I have it. In Florida, a girl who's fourteen
years old wanted to ride to her boyfriend's house, so
she called in a phony pizza John's order to her
neighbor's house and then when the driver got there, she
stole the car and took off her boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
That is a pretty clever plan.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
That is it get a ride brought to you. The driver,
of course, was found hours later, about three fifteen in
the morning. She was arrested and taken to jail. The
father of the fourteen year old girl says that she
quote needs an ass whooping' oh my.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
God you and luckily she's young enough to where she
can learn her lesson on this one.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
But what are you thinking?

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Yeah, you are a little head over heels trying to
get to your boyfriends.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
And why like, what's she can't come to you? Yeah?
But you know, I don't know. He's probably got priors there. Yeah, yeah,
what no light there?

Speaker 3 (36:38):
He's got a tether.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
The ankle monitor says, I have to stay with the
twenty feet of the house. Know this, I'll come to you, baby.
So there you go forward to girl or gonna be
at the dumb button?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
You know what those words?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Yeah, let's go to line too.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Is this Wade?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Good morning, Wade, morning Wade. What's he comes from? Florida? Brother?

Speaker 11 (37:03):
I wasn't thinking about the Florida thing.

Speaker 9 (37:05):
I mean, I've had some Florida.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
Things, but I was thinking about the the nasty thing
that people eat.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah, but we're playing the game.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Right, a game you could win some stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
In the middle of let's go to Jason and Saint
Helen's Good morning, Jason, what story comes from Florida?

Speaker 11 (37:27):
Good morning? I'm gonna guess the second one about the
pizza delivery?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Is the pizza delivery the Florida story. That was the
third story.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
That was that was the third story.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
But yes, the pizza, Yeah, yes, yeah, right, And honestly,
the girl looks like cash me outside. The girl looks
like cash outside. So there you go, teenager. It really
kind of is kind of crafty for fourteen year old.
It's terrible to do, but I mean that is a
it's a good plan. I wouldn't have I wouldn't have

(37:57):
thought about that.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
Yeah, he's got stop leaving your keys when you bring
the pizza to the door.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
She's an absolute delinquent, but I mean she's still clever.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
She's young enough to harness it in another way. Yeah,
maybe a CEO one day, but.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
You know, she's fourteen, so as long as she gets
her life together, she should be okay. Yeah, it'll be
expunged at some point. She is in Florida, though, with
the cards are against her. Hang on the phone, we'll
get your information and we'll see you at three eleven
because you're going to the show three eleven and a
Bad Flower in Eugene at the Cuthbert Amphitheater. Very exciting stuff,
all right, coming up later on this morning. We've got

(38:32):
this list here, and I thought it was pretty interesting
because you know, there are definitely professions of people I
don't want to go on dates with, you know, like
I don't know that I I don't know. I'll say
that for later, but yeah, there is a list here
of people confessing the professions that they'll never date. And
I'm sure everybody's got a couple, yeah, right, And I.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Think it probably changes over time too, Like the type
of person I would date when I was younger is
not necessarily the type of person I would go for now.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Right, Well, what is the type of person you would
ever date? What profession? Like a politician? Maybe, you know,
because that's the line. Yeah, And also like when you're
when you're dating a politician, you're like part of the
lie too, Like you got to sit there and go
out and and pretend and wave and oh.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
It's so much of what you do is just like
the job. You know. It's like you're only there to
like save face.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
You know what I mean. Yeah, it's like you're a prop.
Yeah it's not You're not a real person.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
I feel like any public figure, there's definitely a group
of people are like, Nah, I don't need all that.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't need a camera in my face. I don't
need to digging into my past. So what's a profession
that you would never date? Shoot us a talk back
message if you're rocking us through the iHeartRadio app, or
you can send us a text message on a McLoughlin
sheever like text line at nine story, there's that time
for the big story, where we go around the room
sharing what we think the biggest stories of the day

(39:52):
are Drew, you want to kick it off?

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (39:54):
The big story to me is an attempt to escape.
An Oregon man is accused of trying to escape cut
custody during a hearing at the Douglas County Courthouse. Twenty
four year old Matthew Pearson was in custody for a
probation violation when all of a sudden, he booked it now.
The first officer who tried to grab him was unsuccessful,

(40:15):
as he ducked out the front door and was gone.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Disappearing into a homeless encampment.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Now, when you're in custody and you run away, they're
not just gonna let you go be like, oh, he's
we lost him.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
They got about.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Twenty minutes worth of all the law enforcement kind of
coming together and looking for this guy. They found him
hiding under a blanket inside of a tent. They dragged
him back to jail and he will now face additional
who So he.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Just took somebody's tent and then they're blankets.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
He's a get out. Just lay for a while, dude,
Just I'll give you twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Have you seen a strange man? Yeah, he's in there.
He stole my blanket.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
It's ballsy. But if you know you got stuff to hide,
maybe you'd take off run it.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I think the big story of the day is DNA
testing company twenty three and meters has five for Chapter
eleven bankruptcy following some difficult ears after going public back
in twenty twenty one. Known for its saliva based test
kids that offers customers a look into their genetic history
and ancestry, twenty three and meters has seen its market
capitalization plummet for the ninety nine percent. Oh that's from

(41:19):
a peak of six billion dollars after it failed to
turn a profit.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Now, I think part of it also is do people
trust it anymore because they handed all that step over
to law enforcement and now like your great aunt has
been an accused killer because he's got the thing and all.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
The DNA testing. I always feel like there's some fishy
going on there, Like it's not for what they say,
it's for well, and that's.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
The whole thing, Like you're handing over the most sensitive
information that there is and now I'm in a database,
but also twenty three and me and things like this
have exposed some of the craziest scandals, like the dude
who the artificial semination insemination doctor who you know, was
proven to be using his own stuff to impregnate all

(42:02):
these women and now like people are finding out that
they have like forty seven a half siblings and it's
just like it's the people who have been like the
covers have been pulled back.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
And they're all good.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
You can't you can't like get the good without the bad.

Speaker 6 (42:17):
The good, the bad, and the ugly is what people
are afraid of. Yeah, because even though yeah, you want
them to get a killer off the street. But when
you find out it's your dad because you got the test,
it really blows up the house.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, for sure. I think the big story is that
more than nineteen thousand gray whales are expected to pass
by Oregon shores now through June as they migrate back
to Alaska. And they're actually hosting a spring whale watch
week along the Oregon coast through this coming Sunday, so
you'll have the chance to kind of just hang out

(42:51):
and witness the spectacle. Yeah, so you can take your
binoculars out there. Obviously, make sure to dress appropriately for
weather at the coast.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
But they're gonna be there hanging out answering questions from
ten am to one pm every day until Sunday. Mm hmm, yeah, all.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Right, thank you, Laura. More on the stories at one
of five nine in the Brew dot com. Coming up next,
there was a Reddit thread that went viral of people
confessing the professions that they'll never date, Like I could
never date, you know, like a politician. So what would
be the one that you would never date? Eight six
six four four five one five nine. It's Tanner jew
and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
You're listening to Danner Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
All Right, what's a profession that you would never date?
You're like, I could never date a politician or an
only fans model, which actually both of those made the
list this year. Yeah, only fans of models, one of
them are politicians another because you know the public scrutiny
and the reco you know, the recognition that you're gonna
have to.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
And I just feel like you hear politicians and you
just think skeevie. Yeah, it's like I don't I already
don't trust to you, and that's unfair. That's not a
good way to start a relationship.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Right, So yeah, what is a profession that you will
never date? This thread went viral on Reddit and it
got hundreds and hundreds of responses, and I feel like, geez,
some of these I feel like why why not? Others?
I'm like, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I really don't
have a problem if she's an only fans model. It
depends on what the content is. If it's like full

(44:24):
on porno, there's no way I could do that.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Well yeah, and then it becomes a thing where you
hide it from certain people, like your mom. Yeah, Like
I could just imagine because even if you can get
the group to say it's okay behind your back, you know,
you're the conversation.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
But if you're just showing off your jibbi's or your
feet or whatever, Oh, you're fine with them showing their
jib I don't care about that. It's as long as
it's separate, Like, don't be advertising your only fans on
your Instagram or your fans.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
And I feel like that's the hardest part about it,
is it Like if you want to get a following,
you have to you kind of have to do that there,
you know. So it's like, I think, if you're not
going to be transparent about it, what's even the point
Because there are people out there who will date an
only fans model and be totally fine with it. But
you got to find those people. Yeah, that's not for everyone.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
So what's a profession that you'll never date? This response
got over Sorry, this thread gout over six thousand responses,
and one of them is what this person says one
would not date a chef. I've been a chef for
thirty years.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
My people are the worst, and I will say that,
you know, because Amy was in this business a long time,
and there were some horror stories, and there's a lot chefs,
there's a lot of bad hours and a lot of drugs.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
I was going to say too along those same lines,
is that I don't think I don't think I would
date anybody in the for food service industry at this point.
Like bartender's servers, a.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
Lot of cheating, it's a very juvenile experience, and yeah,
cheating and also just but also just be fickle and.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, and the hours like when I was in my
twenty sure, but like at this point in my life,
that's a no go for me.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I think I think a lot of people on this
next one, I think a lot of people would agree
they wouldn't want to date a social media influencers, somebody
who's always filming themselves in public or doing a little
like thirst trap videos. You know, hey guys, thanks for
waking up with me today. Let's get ready for work.
I could not do that.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
If the hits outweigh our relationship, it's gonna, it's not gonna.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Or if you're posting like private stuff like if I
fall sleep and I have a dumb face and you
post that.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, in fact, think the camera is always rolling, and
it's like your relationship with that person is secondary to
always getting good.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Like I'm almost there, just as a like an actor
prop for them and their stupid little Instagram.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
And you try and talk to them about it and
they immediately start filming you.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
But this is my job.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I'm trying to chill you a little piece of my heart.
It's hilarious. Continue. This person says they wouldn't date any
profession involving religion influencers MLM or slaughterhouse workers.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Okay, stutterhouse workers, all right, because I feel like they'd
be coming home smelling not so fresh.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I would hope that you'd have a shower. Shower, for
God's sakes, you're just gutting things all day long.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
Yeah, and there are a lot of dudes coming home
and girls who are coming home from nasty smelling jobs,
and somebody loves them at the other side of that house.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
They just wait for a shower.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Another profession that people would not date is real estate agents.
This person says, I hate salespeople, and I feel like
they're the ultimate salesperson.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
See this is why I disagree with that, because unlike
when somebody calls you or somebody is, you know, hounding
you to do something. Normally with the real estate agent.
You're in the market to buy right like that, You're
here to do that.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
So they're a humility, yeah, because otherwise you don't know
what you're doing.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Now, not all realtors are created equal, and if you're
starved for business, then you can be annoying. But if
you if a client comes to you, you can serve them.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Right.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Bakers, they have opposing sleep schedules to mine. This person says, well, that's.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Fair because I mean that's true because bakers have to
be up at two I think zero dark thirty, Yeah,
to get up and start bacon.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Teachers. I've dated a few and they're always sick. I
got I'm not a germophobe or anything, but I absolutely
hate being sick. So yeah, they're around kids all day long.
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
I think it would be fun to date and not
necessarily fun to date a teacher, but I feel like
the scheduling would be cool because they have oftentimes they
have summers off norrect like sprints break.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
Right now, they're having a mimosa at a pool somewhere right.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
This one says a pilot. My friend is a flight attendant.
I would not want to date a pilot. The amount
of married pilots he's slept with is insane.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yep, I would. I mean, it's the idea of dating
a pilot is like so enticing because you're like, ooh,
that's really exciting. We can fly here, there and everywhere.
But it's like they're also here, there and everywhere without
you doing.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
He's doing that. What with it's not cheating if if
it's a different zip code.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Test there's three ladies in his taxi to the hotel
every night. Yeah, and eventually things abound to happen.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
What's a profession that you would never go on a
date with eight six six four four five on a
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Speaker 5 (49:16):
I would not date anybody in the military.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
I grew up with that.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
There's no way in hell.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Have a good day, lore you you've dated a few
guys in the military.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
I have. I probably would not make that choice again.
First of all, I don't love it like I mean,
or was really sprung in the military guy, Yeah, I
truly was, but that was just like that was just
not an ideal situation to begin with. But I mean,
aside from being gone a lot, like for months and

(49:47):
months at a time, I think the cheating factor is
also high with guys in the military, but not I
feel like we're painting with such a broad brush, which
is not fair.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
And in war time, I'd be afraid that I'd lose them.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
You know.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
It's like it sounds selfish, but you know, you fall
in love with someone, you don't want them to go
across the world and get in a gun fight.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Totally, and that's part of the job. Like that's what
they staying up to do.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
So, Laura, you got when you got married, there was
an Elvis apersonator there, you got it. He had like
an Elvis wedding in Vegas. This person says that they
would never date an Elvis personator, never again.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Never again again.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, he took her to Graceland once.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
If she was not doing it again, what's the profession
that you would not want to go on a date
with eight six six, four four five one of five nine.
More of your talkbacks and text coming.

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Speaker 2 (52:09):
There supports, Thank you much. All right, coming up, we
got more of your calls and text What is a
profession that you would never date? This thread went viral
on tiktore on Reddit and he's got a lot of
things on there, like, you know, an Elvison personator is
kind of a weird one. They said they would never
date an elvis Ion personator again, Yep, been through it.
You know, chefs are on this list. Baker's we read

(52:30):
real estate agents. Any profession involving religion, social media influencers
would be real pain. Sure what profession you're like, No,
I just can't do it. Eight six six four four
five one of five nine year calls after Kansas on
the Brew.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura Drew and
Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
All right, people are confessing the professions will never date. Uh,
And we've gotten a lot of good responses, you know,
only fans of models, one of them at real estate agents.
Another this one said one hundred percent would not date
a chef. They've been He says, he's been a chef
for thirty year. And my people are the worst. So
what is a profession? You just like, I'm gonna avoid
that if I can. Let's go to line two. Who's
this skill?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Me?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Digger, Hey, digger, digger, digger? What's the profession you'd ever
go on a date with.

Speaker 14 (53:15):
Anybody that takes their clothes off?

Speaker 9 (53:17):
I I had a roommate that dated the stripper and
it was like living with a thirteen year old. And
then I dated a girl that was a penthouse centerfold
to three different dates, and honestly, she was just so
stupid that I wasn't even interested in having sex with
her or dating her anymore.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
So it's not necessarily that what they do for a living.
It's more so the type of person.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Like if she was if she wasn't so dumb, maybe
you could have done.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (53:47):
Well, but the strippers that my buddy was, he was
dating one of them, A couple come and live with us,
and they actually drove us out of our own condo
and Hawaii. Yeah, I think living in my van just
to get away from them.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
I think a big part of it is just that,
not just you know, the immaturity, but also all the
drama that comes with that business. Sure aside.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yeah, center, though I might be able to deal with,
I'm able to hang out. Somebody's laying on that grenade.
All right, bro, thanks appreciate that. Let's go to Michael. Michael,
good morning. Tell us what is a profession that you
never going to date?

Speaker 7 (54:21):
Good morning? Oh, I would never date it a collegist
or a therapist of some sort.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Feeling judged.

Speaker 7 (54:30):
Yeah, every time you do something or you say something.
I mean, no offense, Laura, but you say something to women,
they get it twisted. Now imagine you've taint it to
a therapist what they're going to say or do, and.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
She might manipulate you and and just wrap have you
wrapped around her finger? Yeah, so he's afraid of you.
Come in to win an argument.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
Next thing, you know, she's got you three sixties and
you're totally.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Confusing you and you're walking away broke.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
You know, it's funny because that's on the list. Psychologists
are on the list that went viral on Reddit. Nobody
needs a psychologist more than a psychologist does.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
That's true. I mean, but here's my thing with psychologists.
And I'm not saying I would necessarily date one either,
but if my therapist didn't have a therapist, I'd be
a little concerned, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
It's got to offload your craft.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
It's like, who's who's keeping an eye on you?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Dude? In high school, my my best friend. Both of
her parents are therapists, and that was the most dysfunction
both of them, and they were the most dysfunctional family
out of all of my friends.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
Well because each of them thinks they know right and
then you're just everything.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
Yeah, they know everything, they know everything that's going on.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Well, that's on the list, Michael. We appreciate my friend.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
So this sounds like this is coming from somebody who
needs some therapy. Have you have you talked to Michael?

Speaker 9 (55:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:42):
I did.

Speaker 7 (55:42):
I have done a therapy and they helped me, I
moved on. I'm thinking about going again.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
What I recommend it, But I used to do it
once a month, but I I just you know, I
was I felt like, you know, I don't every week
every week, like I feel like they'll you know, she
gets me. I'll be fine, right and then I'll go
in there and next thing I'll walk out just destroyed.
She just pulled everything out. Yeah, I need I could
do that once every other week. I can't do that.

(56:08):
Everything fair emotionally, dream went on and it made me
feel so much better.

Speaker 11 (56:12):
Good.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
That's fair.

Speaker 6 (56:15):
Yeah, because once you argue with them, they're like, honestly,
I went to school for this and you're overreacting.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Okay, like this is what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Especially my antithy psychologist, and it's it's such a pain
in the ass talking to her because like everything you say,
she analyzes and tells you why you're saying it or
thinking that are you writing down?

Speaker 5 (56:33):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (56:33):
You're my aunt? All right, bro, we gotta go. Thanks
appreciate it. More professions that made this list here at
law enforcement. Uh, they wouldn't date anybody in law enforcement.
I guess divorce rates are pretty high there. And also
they wouldn't date an insurance company employee. We are really
especially health and.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
You're really whittling down the list of like professions that
people would date.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Well.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
Another one is like, what about a traveling uh person,
like a traveling salesman or road comic.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Anybody who's on that road a lot would be tough.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I'm too selfish for that. I need some time. I'll
get lonely eighty six or seven cent a text message
and on my Glaughlin Cheverlet text line and said I
wouldn't date a psychologist or a gynecologist.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Oh my god, a kyn ofcologist make good money, dude.
It also I mean, come.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
On, what about someone who does both? That would be
a real doctor.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
That would be crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Twenty one ninety eight says I wouldn't date an escorts
nineteen twelve says I don't think I could date anyone
that's like a copper, military or firefighter because of the
high stress in hours and never knowing if they'll make
it out a lot.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
Firefighter though there's something special about their home. Half the
week they're smiling. It's safe, but it's dangerous.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
It is I heard that, And this is again a
sweeping generalization that like firefighters step out a lot, there's
there's a saying.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Well they're pretty. I mean, look at them in the store.
Somebody's bound By twenty six twelve says I would never
date a radio DJ. That's fair, it's fair enough. Welcome
to the club, perfectly normal. Sixty five eighty four says
I don't think I could date a therapist. Fat Thor
says I would never date anyone that that told me
their real job is uber or lyft. How about you
get a real job.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Oh okay, out somebody's out there grinding.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
A good thing.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Fat Thor is already married because this.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
One says I would never do anyone that works for
PlayStation because I'm Xbox for life. Yeah, yeah, that would
be weird. This one says I would never did anyone
that hosted AA meetings. I mean, you're not my mom.
Don't tell me what to do.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
And that is another thing is people, if you are
an AA sponsor or whatever, you a lot of times
it's like, sobriety requires that.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Yeah it does. It does require sobriety, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Age sixty six four four five one five nine, Uh yeah,
good thing. I'm not dating anybody right now, don't have
to deal with anything. I'm not willing to date anything.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Yeah, like I'm dating myself.

Speaker 14 (58:51):
Is there a.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Profession that you wouldn't date Tanner off the top of
your head, Yeah, I'm sure there are.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I feel like, take only fans in life dancers off
the table, because if that's I feel like that's.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
That's pretty universal. Yeah, I think I I don't know
anybody that's like, you know, like super you know, like
in the movie Don't look up Kate, Kate Blanchet or something.
She plays just really like the hoity toity news reporter.
I don't think I could do that.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Like, you know, you've seen there's somebody who takes themselves
too seriously.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
They're really intense. Everything is like they wake up and
they're just go mode until they fall asleep. Yeah, you
know that really your energy that really intense. I guess
it's a very selfish thing. I guess just like when
you're just focused too much on yourself.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
But I mean, I like ambition, Like somebody who doesn't
have ambition, I'm like red Flag. But there is a
limit for sure where it's like you've got so much
going on, how are you ever going to have time
for us.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I'll never date anybody who works at Senabon ever. Again,
this smells Yes, I did. My girlfriend in high school
dated dated, worked at Senabon and she would come home
just reeking of bond. Now was it at first? Was
it cool at first? Or did it at first? You're like, okay,
I don't mind you Like when you walk, you walk
by it, It's fine for those five seconds you walk
by it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I actually I thought of you last week, Tanner, because
I was in Washington Square for some reason, and as
soon as I walked in, I was like, oh my god,
what is this glorious smell? And I looked over cinnabon.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Cinnabon man, and that's fine for a little bit. But
she would take a shower and I could still smell it.
Her car smelled like it, her close smelled like it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
When you're nuzzling neck and it's just like frosting.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Maybe this is really sexy and everything, but could you
grab me as on a bond real quick?

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
And she is hugging you like raising Mike lesterol.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Question for you all. Someone asked us, would you date
a radio DJ?

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I would for sure. I would not and I don't
date people in dead end jobs. I would. I've dated
people in radio, I don't. I don't care about that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
I don't think I would. It's, first of all, well
in the job security these days, forget about it, like
that's too much stress.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Yeah, I dressed.

Speaker 6 (01:01:00):
I'd like them to have a grounded job if they could.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Fifty sixty four says I'm guessing dating a long distance
truckers out of the question for you, Drew.

Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
You know, if she if she whispers in my ear right,
I could have probably handled it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
But no, I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
I don't like being alone. I've never been alone my
entire life. I'm going to try to keep it that way.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
That's fair, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Nine that's a McLoughlin Chevrolet text line, hopefully. Uh, just
you know, find somebody you feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
We've ruled out so many. There's nobody had left.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Oh yeah, dentist, dental hygienisi on this list here?

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Why what's wrong with them?

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
They're always there, like God, your gums there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
It's like they're always telling me to brush my teeth
and floss, and I'm sick of it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:43):
See, the hygiens are the nicest ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Someone on Reddit also said I would never date a
tennis player. To them, love means nothing that is true.
That must have gone wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
That's a funny joke.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Wicked.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
No, no, no, you love means zero and tennis when
you're playing okay tennis.

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Portland's Rock Station one of five nine the Brew It
is tannerd To and Laura. You know when you hear
sometimes your your friends or family talk about their travel plans,
and sometimes it's it seems daunting the things they've set up, yeah,
or sometimes it seems very underwhelming when they set a
vacation up. Laura, I don't know. I don't like I
could never travel with you. I don't think I could

(01:04:43):
ever travel because you just kind of like shoot from
the seam of your pants. Is that the terms whatever
the term is you doing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Shoot from the hip?

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
I like shooting from the seat though.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
I mean in this situation, this trip I'm about to
go on is a little different because I'm not planning it.
I mean, there's not much to plan aside from we're
just getting in the car and driving until we get
to Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Okay, explain what you're doing. You're flying somewhere and then
you're driving to another state.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Okay. So I am flying to Denver to meet up
with a friend. I am on a mission to hit
all fifty states.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Right, how many of you hits? So far I have hit.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
I think I'm at forty five. Okay, forty four to
forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Wow, what a nomad.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
I mean, it just kind of when I was a kid,
we drove a lot. We never you know, we were
always on road trips. So it's just like I got
to a lot of states when I was young, and
so now that I'm an adult, I'm like, well, I
might as well polish off the list, right, So, but
the states I have to go to are pretty lame.

Speaker 6 (01:05:43):
You're running out of fun ones.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
No offense to anyone who lives in these places.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Like, what do the states you haven't hit yet?

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Okay, So Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas I think I've been to,
but I'm not sure. So that one's also on the list. Delaware, Alabama,
and Maryland I've driven through, but I don't think i've stopped.
So those are the ones that I still have to
go to. This trip is going to knock out Kansas, Oklahoma,
and Arkansas. So I'm flying into Denver from Denver. Yeah,

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So my friend has has a friend in Oklahoma who
runs like an animal sanctuary. She's got like a camel
and like all these furry cows and stuff. So highly drugs,
and she's been well, she worked in like on the
legal side of the weed business when it first got started,
so she made her money and she's like, I just
want to live in a farm now. So she moved

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down to Oklahoma. My friend's been wanting to go visit her,
and I was like, I'll tag along, check off some
states and we'll call it a day. Yeah, and then
I'm coming back to Denver and I'm going to that
like award show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
How many miles is this road trip?

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
This trip? It's funny that you asked, dru because I
have the map pulled up right here. It is seven
hundred and ninety five miles.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
And you're taking vacation days for this, Oh holy week.

Speaker 6 (01:06:55):
This is how she's going to refresh to come back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
And well, I'm going to Disneyland and so she's gone
on a road trip to Arkansas the hell hour.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
And you know what, you're having two very different trips. Yeah,
you're gonna go you're gonna be driving, it's gonna be fields,
and you're gonna smell cow patties and that's.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
I'm gonna be with the friend and we're gonna be
catching up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
And you even said you even said this morning, You're like, man,
I hope I get along with my friend on this trip.
You don't even know for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
You never know because seven days is a long time
to spend with somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:07:22):
You saw what happened with Elma and Louise during that time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
It'll be fine, it'll be fine. But I am excited.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Well, if we ever go anywhere as a show, we're
booking everything. Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
It's like, oh, yeah, we're gonna go. Uh, let's go
to San Diego. Yeah, we're driving there. First, we're gonna
get to Connecticut.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Yeah, first we go to Connecticut, then we fly to Montreal.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Would that makes sense?

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Yeah? But you just do weird stuff, just homal vacations.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
How else am I supposed to Okay, I've been on
cool vacations.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Just go to like a hotel in another city, get drunk,
stay there and then come back.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
You have to go on these like me, Listen, how
else am I gonna check off all the all the
states on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
My I think it's that you do things like that,
like you go to all fifty states. What It just
seems boring. It just seems very boring.

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
It's to me, it's less boring and more work.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
It's like exhausting. Yeah, the whole thing is exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Going to Disneyland sounds exhausting. You just walk around all
day and spend all your money. You come back and
you're so poor and in debt. Wrong. Joy, You're like,
at least I got to eat a churoh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Yeah, you get a happy burst. And now I don't
think you're gonna get you happy because I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Be putting up furry cows and camels and stuff down
to a rash and I'm gonna I'm definitely coming home
with an award.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
All right, we'll see Laura's broadcast nominated for award in Colorado.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
I don't even know if I am. I know the
station is, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
You're not sure if you're.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
I'm getting all dressed up on the off chance that
maybe I'm nominated.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Well, good luck. I hope you get the award, and
I hope that you survive your seven day trip to hell.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
You're gonna be so jealous. I'm gonna be posting on
social media and you're gonna be like, Wow, that actually
looks really fun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
We field lois Field, great cow pastor, Laura beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
Yeah, the sanctuary. You send us a picture of a monkey.
It looks like it's done.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Nine Xanax fat Thor says he drove from tulls Oklahome
all the way back to southeast Portland. That was a
big trip.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
That is, that's even longer. That's a long tim because
when I drove from Denver to Portland it was three days.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Yeah, so yeah, fun. You know, if that's what you
want to do, then's what I want to do. I'm
just saying it sounds terrible. Ninety one nine are McLoughlin
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La Portland's rock Station. One of five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner Drew and Laura. Someone said, hey, Laura, I
drove from Denver to Portland and one trip once one
and they were not on cocaine.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
WHOA.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
I took three days to make that trip, so just
like like front to back. That's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
The longest road trip I think I've ever been on
was probably when I moved to Detroit. That uh it
took like I think it took me like three or
four days to get there. And obviously I'm always only driving,
like I don't know, fifteen hours a day or something.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Yeah, if I'm like going on a quote unquote vacation,
like I'll try to get as far as i can,
But like if I'm moving somewhere and I have time,
I'm eight hours a day and I'm dead like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
What's the longest road trip you wherever?

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
And Drew, I went on a European road trip around
like I think it was like thirteen countries over three weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:10:21):
But that that's the farthest I've traveled. But that was
your stopping stopping. But my my dad travels like Laura,
whereas in it's like we gotta go, we gotta go,
Come on, everybody else love get your miniature bag.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
You were allowed put it back in the vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:10:37):
So yeah, we did a lot of that traveling, but
we didn't travel the United States really, but to go
to California.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I always loved when I would go into a road
trip that I always met McDonald's, you know, like we're
gonna get to McDonald's and have some of those fries.
It will slide off my lap when we go on
to turn. Yeah, but I hit every time it was
a McDonald's. It was a McDonald's car.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Trip snacks or the road trip snacks. Yeah, some of
the it's the best, actual ever half.

Speaker 6 (01:11:01):
I try to give my kids the McDonald's on the
road trip so one day they can pass that on.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
Yeah, there better be fries on the ground when we
get there. Absolutely, Cerigo, Laura not the only one who
does crazy, weird road trips. But boy, traveling with you
must be real pain because she does this thing where
she'll fly in she'll buy one ticket there and then
she'll just figure it out.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
That's not true, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
She'll just buy like not a round trip ticket. It's
always like two separate tickets.

Speaker 11 (01:11:24):
Not true.

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
I have my return flight and it is a round
trip ticket. I'll have you know. This is the first
non stop a right, So I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
No labor because she's traveling, and stop the layover because
it's likely to get off the plane there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I'll be in San Francisco for about four hours, so
I guess I'll just try a bunch of things there,
Like you're crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
That's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Just like traveling with you, I would be like, what
are we doing now? Or backpacking six miles to the
next destination?

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Yeah right, I don't even know where you are coming
up with this?

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
A lot of hiking booth Yeah all right, oh this
one says thirty one o three says I did a
two month our V road trip in twenty nineteen that
was about ten thousand miles through twenty seven states. That
sounds great, that's getting it right. They said we had
a running joke when every time we crossed the state
line we said, well Oregon was better than that state.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
It happens a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
Yeah, you're not gonna find and when you go state
by state, and Laura's been to a lot of them,
not not many compare when it comes to the beauty,
only a few.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Thirty eight forty two says I drove from Weed, California
to Ridgefield, Washington in a single sitting in a commercial truck,
zero stops, no fuel or bathroom. I really had to
pee when I got there though. That's a good gas tank.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
That was not.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
An sev ninety nine eighty five says I made it
to Portland to Vegas in under thirteen hours. I drove
to Vegas once from Eugene and back and it was
the worst. I guess that probably was a pretty long
trip too. That was the worst trip of my life.
I got sick on the way, okay, like a really
bad cold, and only two of there was three of us,
three guys. Only two of us knew how to drive
a stick and the other one refused to learn, so

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we just me and the other guy had to go
back and forth with the other guy just got to
cash in the back seat.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Every one a while. When he'd fall asleep, I'd hit
the brakeskin hard. Oh sorry, brothers, bomb something in the road.
It's those road trips.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
You don't know how bad it's gonna be before you
get going. That just reminded me that I drove from Eugene,
Oregon to Mexico, and about three hours, four hours in,
I realized I had made a great mistake by going
on that road trip.

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five nine The Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura with Everlast
You You Drew Laura Portland's rock Station. One of five
nine The Brew. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura talking about
road trips. I want to know about the longest road
trip you've ever been on. Next week, Laura is going
on a road trip to Hell and it's just sounds true.
She's flying into Denver and then she's driving to Arkansas

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because she needs to hit all fifty states on her list,
which I guess is cool. But yeah, it's just like
I've been to Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
I've been to I've heard Arkansas beautiful STOs Kansas, Kansas
is going to be They're so boring all this. But
here's the thing is that you can find stuff to
do in every state. It's like, there's this place in
Kansas called Monument Rocks and it's this really cool, crazy
like alien like rock formation, and so we're going to
stop and it's going to be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Sounds like what you could watch it on YouTube and
be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
You know what I hear.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
We're going to drive a long way to rocks and grass.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Yeah, it sounds so awful. But listen, whatever you want
to do, I'm just saying to me, I'd rather walk
into the ocean the find.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Yourst jealous, jealous of my adventurous spirit.

Speaker 6 (01:14:42):
Your Instagram is going to be pop.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Ninety seven twenty says grow up in Detroit, moved to
Oregon in the nineties, used to live, used to drive
back and forth a couple times a year for family stuff. Yeah,
it's a long trip.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
That is a very long trip back.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
In two thousand and one, I canon bald I canon
bald it through left Detroit Thursday night and rolled in
and rolled into Sandy, Oregon saturd eight about two pm.

Speaker 6 (01:15:01):
Damn impressive, yo. And that's a lot of Monster Energy drinks.
You just grinding teeth by the time you get there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Twenty three sixes I drove from Oregon to uh uh Monetary, California, Monterey. Anyway,
we drove there Monetary got the money line one, it's
standard and logan morning. Hey, yeah, what's up?

Speaker 13 (01:15:28):
But yeah, I drove uh a little rock art Little
Rock Air Force Base all the way to Pleasants in California,
nineteen seventy two miles twenty six hours.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Whoa all right, so you got little Rock, Well you
got me recommendations along the way, any cool stuff?

Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
No, not really highway moving through chemistry.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
I remember in those parts it was really windy too,
so I was in my U hall and we were
really worried that the thing was going to tip.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Over, like tornado alley.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
I feel like, yeah, is this tornado season? I feel
like it is.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
I feel like every season you always.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Travel when there's like a natural disaster popping off.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
When is there not a natural disaster popping off? These days?

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Just you bring the disaster. Often it's a lot of
nice days.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Let's go to line too Heights. Stanner, Jo and Laura
tell us about your longest road trip you ever had.

Speaker 10 (01:16:19):
So, the longest road trip that I ever had was
when I was little and we traveled from California to Pennsylvania.
We move there and lived there. But I'm actually planning
a road trip in July. My son just became the
Washington state and Oregon state champion in taekwondo. So we're

(01:16:41):
planning a trip down to Ontario, California National.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
That's awesome, that's cool, and that's that's not easy to
do that talk on those stuff. So congratulations, it's pretty
great man. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:16:52):
Thanks. So yeah, we're our whole school. I'm not going
to say our whole school, but we have like about
six students that'll be in nashs and we're planning on
going down as like a group. I'm gonna leave early
before anybody else. But it'll be a four day tournament
down in on, Ontario at the Convention Center. So it'll

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be exciting. It's gonna be summer, so it's gonna be
hot driving through San Joaquin Valley. Prepared for that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
This is a person for no reason.

Speaker 7 (01:17:24):
Yeah, it'll.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
After he wins the attorney, he's gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Be Yeah, good luck on attorney. Let us all goes
and drive safe because that's I mean, listen, long trip.
It's a long trip. A lot of crazy is out there.
You gotta be safe. Height standards. You and Laura, good morning,
good morning.

Speaker 11 (01:17:42):
To answer your question, I toured as a musician and
went on a three months North American tour.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Woh, that's a long time without your bed and so
are you and not one of those big tour buses
where you've got a small cubby or how is it
for you?

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Good?

Speaker 11 (01:17:58):
Gmc safari?

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Wow, yeah a band on.

Speaker 11 (01:18:03):
I toured as a solo act. But it's just me
by myself.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
I guess it's not bad. But still it's living in
your van for three months. That's gonna be Yeah, it's
gonna be good.

Speaker 6 (01:18:13):
I bet, I bet it smells.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
How would you how would you shower? Would you stop
it like a truck stop and just wipe yourself down?
What would you do?

Speaker 11 (01:18:22):
Handy whites were amazing, but also truck stops or the
odd Motel six every.

Speaker 6 (01:18:28):
Now and then.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
And also you know the groupies probably like when he
they invited him over to their plays, like he'd probably
like use their shower and stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:18:36):
Because there is that.

Speaker 11 (01:18:38):
But there's also by being a solo act, it's a
lot easier to get a couch to stay on than
a four or five band.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
That's totally that's true. Thanks for the call, man, I
appreciate it. McLaughlin. Chevrolet text lines the baunch Bus. I
bet I believe that was the band's.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Name, blaunch Bus. Let's go and like, I bet he's
like ump and down on funians and beef jerky.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Yes, eating like.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
Crap the whole time. Handy wipes are a thing to
get you from point A to point B. It shouldn't
be the only.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
This text from three to eight forty two says, my
very first trip in a truck was with a trainer.
It was with a trainer was Golden Goldendale, Washington to Buffalo,
New York, olling little cement mixers to a home depot
distribution distribution center. Took us about a week. That's that
is like tip to tip. Yeah, something that's slow. You
know you got your haul all that stuff. It's got

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everyone's zipping by you. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
That going across the country at fifty five.

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Yep fifteen o eight says Happy Monday Brew Crew. I
drove from New Hampshire to Key West three times each
time and under twenty four hours because uh, there was
just four of us driving so we could share.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Oh that's nice to be able to trade off to.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
Never stop moving really gets you going.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
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Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
You're listening to dan Or Drew and Laura dinner Drew
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Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
All Right, the NCAA Tournament Sweet sixteen field is set.
Of course, you got all four one seeds are still alive?
Does Auburn Duke? Florida and Houston have each cruise to
the first two rounds. So six seed BYU is making
its first appearance in the regional semi final round since
twenty eleven, while Michigan State is making its sixteenth trip

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to the Sweet sixteen under head coach Tom is Out.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
I need that. I need that because in one of
my brackets, my bracket that's performing better, which is insane enough.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
I'm in twelfth place out of how many, uh like
twenty five, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
So I'm no dead last.

Speaker 6 (01:20:43):
She's actually tied with me in twelve place right.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Now, Okay, but I have Michigan State winning the entire thing,
and I had Oregon going up against that. Oh, so
I guess in that bracket my final four is not
still intact.

Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
Yeah, because you've lost Oregon last night. Now my final
four is intact. But every time I've ever won a bracket,
you have to have a team that's like an anomaly
to everyone else because it's easy to just go one one,
one one.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Anybody can do that.

Speaker 6 (01:21:06):
But I if Tennessee makes it to the title game,
then I've got a chance. But for now I'm just
in the middle of the pack with everyone else. But
the truly amazing thing is Amy has a bracket in
the CBS one that so mine right now is one million,
two hundred and sixty six thousandth in the country. Hers

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Saturday night, she had took a screenshot three thousand out
of two million is where her bracket was. Now, it's
not the same as the bracket that is in ours
because she's not old the pack. No, so she did
a brackett it for that, and I mean, that's pretty incredible.
But for me, I'm in one millionth two hundred thousandth

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place in America, damn. And so Laura's right around that
wheelhouse as well.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
And so will we ever see a perfect bracket? I
know that I think you had a better chance of
actually winning the lottery going to do.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
But because there's just so many combinations.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
It's got to happen, right someday, you would think so.

Speaker 6 (01:22:06):
But ninety nine point nine percent, so point one percent
is the only people who made it through the first
two games without there being a perfect bracket. So after
two days we were basically out of brackets. And now
you know, at four days or whatever is going to
be I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
It's a long shot.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
Because even if you were to guess every one of
the first round correct, then it's like another layer and
it keeps going down and down and down. So it's
like there's so many different ways you could.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Like and again I forgot that we brought this up
last week. It's one and nine point two quintillion. Your
odds of having a perfect bracket one and nine point
two quintillion. It's like a game of is this a
real number? That's it's just not even that's not possible.
You just maybe no one ever will get it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
I'm sure it's possible, but it's like the likelihood is
just like so low.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
It's like when they say all those computers, this new
computer can solve a problem that would take all the
computers on the planet, like seven quintillion years. You're just
saying things. You're just wore, You're just making things up there.
To me, it's infinity. You just mean it's never.

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
Gonna happen, right, Yeah. It's like taking a quarter and saying,
could you flip it and have it go heads seventy
five times in a row? Well, yeah you could, but
I don't think that's gonna happen by the fifth one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Well, I hope you do win, because, like I said,
if you get almost four k in your bracket, you're
gonna taking us to Red Lobster.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
I'm definitely I'm what you would call an underdog at
this point, but I have a road that I see
that's possible.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
That shrimp sounds good, right, Laura, Oh yeah, scrimp.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
I'm not really a big fan of shrimps.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Well, it's free. You have to do.

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
She's got an allergy to it. It's gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
You really haven't I made that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
I do not, But if I did, that'd be cool
because like maybe my lips would would like puff up,
and then that would save me a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
I'm like lip Injeck, just have one shrimp before work
every morning. Yeah, exactly, My lips got all right ninety
one nine to seven. That's a McLoughlin Cheverley text line.
We're gonna find out what's.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Trending next, now, what's trending?

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Online at one of five nine the brew dot com,
we got a lot of good stuff our Donkeys Show
podcasts from last week, the show after the show, if
you went a little bit more with no commercials or music,
it's just us unedited because you know, the FCC can't
tell us what we can and cannot say on that. Yeah,
you're not my real dad. Yeah, so go check it
out when you get a chance. One of five nine
the brew dot com also online lots of movie trailers.

(01:24:30):
I guess they're like ten different movies came out over
the weekend, none of which I was interested in seeing.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
What what are we doing on like season? When do
the hot movies start popping?

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Good question?

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
I do think.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
I think next month because that's when the summer movie
starts sor no, like.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
There are no movies that I'm like, oh man, I'm
really excited to see that one this summer.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
I know there was there was a summer like I
want to say it was twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen. But
it was like every weekend. I felt like it was
at the movie theater, every movie that was coming out.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
With even last year, I was at the theater a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Yeah, we need some new bangers, we need our new
independence to Yeah, we need something good to get us
back in there. But we'll see A Fantastic four will
get me back into the theaters. Whenever that comes out,
there we go. But there's a lot of trailers online
for you to check out at one of five to
nine at the brew dot com and just time to
just place for a good you know, if you're looking
for a time waster.

Speaker 6 (01:25:17):
Yeah, dig around a little bit, sniff around.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
There's a video of a police having to chase down
a runaway goat down the highway in Ohio. It's amazing
they caught it, but you can hear the goat like
when the police find the catch it, it starts to
do its thing. Yeah, Matt and a ghost made me laugh.
I want to go like when I'm some day, I
gonn get a farm and I'm gonna get some goats.
How fast is a goat? This one was pretty fast, man.
It tooked like look at the whole apartment was out there.

Speaker 6 (01:25:42):
It's like, man, when I signed up for the police Academy,
this is what I was thinking. Chasing a goat down
the highway.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Dude. The thing was headed into oncoming traffic on the freeway.
Lucky it didn't turn into goat soup.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Yeah, it was like whatever, I got horns, I head
butt people all day.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Watch this so Dan Light changed his mind.

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
Yeah, Yeat yea down on Yeat Street.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Uh, anyway that videos online one to five nine dot com.
All right, that does it for us today. Tomorrow we'll
have more tickets to see three eleven and Bad Flour
down in down in Eugene. Yeah. The Cuthbert Amphitheater should
be a really baky show.

Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
It's a great it's a great little venue, and it's
pretty awesome that it's just tucked right behind Atson Stadium.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
I will play again happened before it at seven thirty
tomorrow morning. We will see you tomorrow. Anything else you
guys want to say, the boards of encouragement or anything more.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Nope, I got nothing nothing today.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
It's a Monday, so she's got nothing. What a poet?
We'll see tomorrow. We got Johnny Wild film in for
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