TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Half Assed Donkey

On today's show we talked about a lady who was super mad about an animated donkey. We also asked people about the time they found themselves in front of a judge and a brand new Who's The A**Hole!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Near listening.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Drew you, Drew and Laura, Yo, good morning. It is Thursday,
April seventeenth, twenty twenty five, ten or Ju and Laura.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
We alive?

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
What up?

Speaker 5 (00:12):
What up?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right? Trash band it's just coming up in just
two days, that's right, Saturday. We're gonna be taking over
Lyn's Park and the surrounding area from ten to noon,
cleaning up the area. So what we do We used
to do this just once a year, but now I
guess we're doing it like twice a year.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah. I think we're testing it out to see if
people are receptive to doing it more than once a year.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
So far, so good. The listeners have come and clutch
and and helped us out. Each time I show up
to trash Band, it's there's a ton of listeners there
before I get there, and yeah, and it's like I'm
always surprised. I'm like, oh my god at first time,
like is that our?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Is that our group?

Speaker 6 (00:49):
Right?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Like that must be that must be a church.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, there's some family barbecue or something crazy, but no,
it's it's all Most of the time, it's our group.
So we appreciate everybody and we're gonna start ten am,
So if you want to sign up at one of
five nine in the brew dot Com, limited spots are available,
and we're gonna be playing trash bingo.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh man, I'm so excited for this because this is
something we've talked about since the beginning and we've just
never done it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, now we're gonna do it. Yes, So we'll like
have the listeners there. You'll have like a Bingo card
or whatever, and you'll have to just find all these
items and then the first one will, you know, be qualified.
I guess they'll get tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
So whoever gets the most of their Bingo card filled out,
you know, so like if you find of our list,
if you find the most items, then you would be
the winner.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Okay, yeah, and I guess if there's a tie, maybe
we can do like a wrathful situation or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
But they'll have to fight to the death with some
of the trash refect.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Well, everyone watches take the handle of this broken tricycle
and fight each other.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
There will be plenty of old, rusty weapons to try
it for absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
And you know, we just put a quick list together
yesterday at the end of the show, and so far
we've got an unwrapped diaper. Yeah, some crime or caution
tape because I figured there's a good chance we could
find both. Yeah, any sort of weapon, and this includes
just like like tools, I think, because we found hatchets
and axes and things like that energy drink, empty can
or full can, condoms, syringes. But those are the things

(02:20):
we don't pick up. We just point them out and.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, just because they're on the Bengo card doesn't necessarily
mean you got to pick them up and put them
in your back.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Also, hair extensions like a weave. Yeah, a random tire,
because that's we found stuff like that before a wet blanket.
Someone suggested pee in a bottle. That's another thing we
don't touch. But if you see like a bottle and
it's got a little you know, yellow or orange something in.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
There, I know for a fact if we had played
in the past, that one would have been filled out
a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh yeah, a porn in a bag or any kind
of adult contents, because that's the area where I found
a bag of an adult porno when I was a
kid in high school. Lucky it was a school or
for us kids it's to write a passage any kind
of comb or brush and like a random shoe.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Maybe just one shoe air.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's gotta be like one random shoe.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, so slightly in distress, you know, messed up shoe.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Those are just a few things. What do you think
we should add to the list for trash BINGO for
trash bandits tomorrow. You can shoot us a talk back
message through our iHeartRadio app or a text Yeah Dusty
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(03:34):
once you have the Bruce streaming, press the microphone button,
or just shoot us a text message on our McLoughlin
Chevrolet text line at nine eight one nine seven. Story
So where we go around the room sharing what we
think the biggest stories of the day are. Who wants
to go first?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I can go first. Speaking of trash, I think the
big story is that big shaker here. Fire Festival two
has been postponed, according to the organizers. Of course, Billy McFarland,
who is behind the first one in the Bahamas, was
convicted of wire fraud in twenty seventeen, but for some
reason decided it would be a good idea to terryet

(04:15):
again and people had purchase tickets to this event, which
why that is is beyond me, but messages sent to
ticket holders said the event has been postponed and a
new date will be announced. We have issued you a refund.
Once the new date is announced. At that time you
can repurchase tickets if it works for your schedule. So

(04:38):
it doesn't really sound like they're going to be rescheduling it,
but I guess we'll find out. But yeah, as for now,
if you are a Fire Festival to ticket holder, unfortunately
it's been canceled.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I will never believe a word out of Billy mctrash
can's mouth now, that guy, I mean, and then to
blame it on Mexico.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
It's right.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
What a piece of the big story to me is
Nate Bargatzi is gonna host the Emmys this year. Now,
if you don't know who he is, he kind of
like flew Onto, like the Super Spotlight in the last
couple of years. But he's a journeyman comic started off
parking cars in front of comedy clubs in New York,

(05:19):
and Bargatzi now will take the helm of one of
the biggest award shows we've got. I'm going to see
him for a second time in a couple of months,
and he and I've told you guys this. He had
my head on a table laughing so hard that I, like,
I had to tell myself, sit up, your being ridiculous
Like that doesn't.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Happen very long comedy show though.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I really like this guy. He was a great time.
He also has just recently hosted Saturday Night Live for
a second time. So this dude's red hot, and somehow
they locked him into doing an award show.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think the big story of the day is researchers
from the University of Toronto found that children's mattresses could
admit up to twenty one harmful compounds. Specifically, kids four
and under could be exposed to semi volatile semi volatile
organic compounds also known as svoc's. These compounds could move
into the air children breathe or into their skin. And

(06:16):
they say, you know, parents should be able to lay
their kids down for sleep knowing that they're safe and
sound and snug and I breathing in harmful toxins. But
the team bought six that brought sixteen new mattresses, and
they got them from various places in North America and
found that they all had these these compounds.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Well, isn't it interesting?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
That is so great to hear. You're like, no matter
how good you do as a parent, they're still going
to breathe in this stuff for half of their day.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
And then some of the some of us think, you know,
because they spray fiery tardant stuff on those on this
mattresses and a lot of it is that stuff?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Like how much of that though, is stuff that like
we grew up breathing? Like how dangerous is are the
seven all of the poisons?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah? God forbid we ever got a test back then
and be like, oh, dear God, how are you a lot?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Right?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, So hopefully keep that in mind. I don't know,
maybe just put a couple more sheets down or something.
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(07:24):
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Speaker 1 (07:30):
You're listening to Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
So this you can take from the My God, this
is ridiculous section. This is a news story that went viral.
It looks like it's from Canada. Canadian news story, all right,
but it's about a donkey sanctuary that is upset that
a company is running a commercial that's you like, depicting
a donkey, uh in a in a foul light, I guess.

(07:57):
So the whole idea is that it's a four construction
company and they're like, you know, you don't want you
don't want your the job to be done half fast, right,
And so in the commercial there's a donkey that's literally
like cutting half. You know, it's not cutting half, but
it's like a half donkey just kind of walking on
its front legs, walking around. And the whole idea is,
don't you know you don't want things done.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Half ass project.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
It's the joke on the ass part.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, And it's just like this donkey looks it's an
animated donkey.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
It's not a real donkey, correct.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, And it's it's like a metaphor, right, it's like
a hole yes, and this is donkeys walking walking around
a city on its on its front legs and it's
just kind of funny. Yeah, so this donkey sanctuary is
super upset about the feeling. No, they're very upset that
they're depicting the donkeys as like all jacked up, like
they've got issues and stuff. Okay, and like they're not.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
A full ass or a half ast. It's still pretty
darn good.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, donkeys are smart and listen, I love dom.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
I mean, they are really smart animals and they work
hard and.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'm going to get My goal one day is to
get some land, and I will have a donkey that
is a goal of mine.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
And it will be productive.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
It's super productive. And they're like they're really emotional.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
And they're just sweet animals, the great animals.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, but this lady, I also know, like I could
also take a joke, and I also understand the message
they're trying to send in the commercial. This lady's not
happening who half asked? Framing?

Speaker 7 (09:18):
A cheeky ad campaign from Rona features a handful of
contractors complaining about construction projects where corners.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Have been cut.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
No one likes a half ass.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
All of it emphasized, but it sounded like Joe from
Family Guy right there.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
It really did.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
Yeah, no one likes a half, all of it emphasized
by a donkey missing its back half as it wanders
about overhearing people complain about so called half assery.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
Actually quite stunned and horrified, Like I couldn't believe my
eyes what I was seeing.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
The commercial has the Donkey Sanctuary of Canada going on
the defensive. Janine Holman is the postlage organization's executive director
and says it is demeaning to donkeys.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
I actually felt physically ill. It really left me with
a very negative and empty, just a very bad feeling.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Part of the reason I feel like that's a sweeper
for the show, Yeah that it describes us perfectly.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
And Laura, it really left me with.

Speaker 8 (10:19):
A very negative and empty, just a very bad feeling.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Sums it up.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, let's get that.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
But part of the reason the physical characteristics depict it.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
Basically, they've taken the donkey and created a disabled creature
out of it.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
The idea of the ad is that Rona will then
help make it right, but the Sanctuary feels Rona is
in the wrong, especially because many donkeys that come into
their care have suffered.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
And it's a result of neglect where a farmer has
acquired a donkey to be a guardian or she to deal.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
With that, though the commercial has nothing to do with that.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Like if the people who created the commercial had actually
done harm to a donkey. Sure, I get it, but
it's not it's not it's not real. It's animated.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
She just walked into the living room and saw a
half donkey on the TV, and it just infuriated her.
She didn't think she'd hear the message. She didn't listen
to the point of the commercial.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
That it's a joke and it's about a thing that's
not that has nothing to do with the donk.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
So I was saying half ass offensive. I'm not allowed
to say that. Get over it, lady. You got to
calm down.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, you're way too pent up. I mean, I get
you love love donkeys, sure so do we, but you're
taking it too far.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
We really do love donkeys, which reminds me you should
listen to our Donkey Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Oh man, I wonder what she would think about because
that she wouldn't love it.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
What we're referencing is not one of five nine the
Brine dot com. You can listen to that show daily.
It's loaded to the website. Yeah, this lady, you gotta relax,
You gotta just you gotta look at the fun in
it and take it, you know, take it as a
you know what it is.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
No donkeys were harmed in the making. It's commercial.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Ani made a donky.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
It's not a it's not a thing. And I don't
think anybody is going to be going around cutting donkeys
in half after they go. See.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, if you were hauling a half of a donkey
bleeding out across the screen, I think she'd have some
ground to stand on. But for now she's got nothing.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, well, there you go. We'll put that video online
if you want to see. Because she it's full Karen,
I mean, karens are gonna Cary.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
She's just very passionate about her donkeys.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yea donkey Karen.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
One of five nine in the bruw dot com. Just
click on Tanner too and Laura. This text message comes
to us from sixty five twenty five says, this donkey
woman's whining and now it has me in a pissy mood.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Good morning, all right, good morning, Sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
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Speaker 1 (12:57):
And now Bruce sports, Bruce, here's Drew.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Well, it was elimination day in the NBA. Is the
playing games have reached the point where you lose and
you go home. That's what Chicago Bulls found out last
night as they fell down early to the heat and
Miami stepped on the gas, getting the job done with
thirty eight points from Tyler Harrow, who needed to get
this job done because remember, he's the guy who had

(13:24):
a chance to seal their playoff spot if he just
ran in and scored a layup on a fast break. Instead,
he got cheeky and tried to shoot a three and
missed and made it so they had to be in
this So now he's got to come through again or
the fans will not forget. In the nightcap, though, it
was the Dallas Mavericks and the Sacramento Kings with Dallas,

(13:47):
you remember, just for games and games. They've been chanting
fire your Nico after they traded their best player to
the Lakers. Well the guy they traded for the brow,
Anthony Davis, came through huge led the team to victory
one twenty one oh six. Now that sets the table
for more action coming up, but not before the Kings,

(14:08):
who were eliminated last night, immediately fired their general manager.
So it was like one general manager was going to
get fired last night, just the question of who. And
because of all the action, the final elimination games before
the standard playoffs will be Friday night doubleheader starting at
four o'clock, and we'll break that whole thing down for

(14:29):
you tomorrow. There's the support, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
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this morning, we were talking about trash Bandits, which is
coming up on Saturday. We're gonna be cleaning up Lind's

(14:53):
Park in the surrounding areas, and we were going to
be doing trash bingo where listeners can you just keep
an eye out for certain items and if you get
all the items, you got a chance of tickets here. Yeah,
and you know we've got things on there like crime
and caution tape, and you know the normal things like
condoms and pee in a bottle of course, you.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Know, open diaper. All of it is very possible to
get a full card.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
We got some text messages coming in under McLoughlin Cheverley
text line of people suggesting items we should put on
the listard for trash bingo. Page says looking at suggestions,
what about a playboy magazine?

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Well, we do have already had porno magazines that would.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
That would suffice on the list already.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
This one says that you guys should put luggage on there.
You always see some random luggage or some bags just
sitting by themselves.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
That is true.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
It's like when the person got kicked out of their
last house. There was good intentions, but now that roll
along has got a wheel off and it's up against
a dumpster. Yeah, that's what we're looking for. I like,
I like adding luggage, all right.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I put that on the list for trash bingo. You
can sign up to be a trash, a trash bandit,
a trash I almost said trash cadet.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
But you know what, your first time, you're a trash
cadet and then you become a bandit by the end
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Speaker 1 (17:05):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Portland Rock Station one of five nine the Brew. It's
Tanner to and Laura. So Valerie Burton Ellie, you know,
formerly of Vettie van Halen. You know she was with
Vettie van Halen for a while. I feel like she's
dated a lot of people, a lot of famous people.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, I mean she and Eddie van Halen, they haven't.
I mean, obviously he's he's passed on now, but I
don't think they'd been together for quite some time, so
I guess it makes sense. She would have dated a
few people since then she be.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
She actually dated some people that raise some eyebrows. The
other day, she was on the Drew Barrymore Show and
she reveals a story about someone she dated. She actually
shocked a Drew Barrymore when she found out the story.
Here's what she had to say, All right.

Speaker 9 (17:52):
Now we're going to start with you.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Here's your pick.

Speaker 9 (17:56):
Wait a minute, that I think, I think, who do
you think it is?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Is it Steven Silberg's what what were you doing together?

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Stand and broke up? Author?

Speaker 4 (18:14):
I dated Stephen for a New York minute? How have
we ever talked about that?

Speaker 8 (18:21):
I don't know?

Speaker 10 (18:22):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
We know?

Speaker 11 (18:24):
We?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
How long it was?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Obviously before I met ed Uh, I went up to
go read for Raiders on Lost Arc and then he
asked me out on a date.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I know, Wow, questionable.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
That is questionable. I feel like that's uh. And then
but then she didn't even But then she didn't even
get the part.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Well, you know, damn better in the bedroom than on stage.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Wow, cast and couch didn't work out that.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I wonder how much of that actually goes on, like,
you know, because I'm sure a lot of relationships happen
and they just don't announce.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
It, especially if they didn't really date for that long, like.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Like the rumbor that Eminem hooked up with Mariah Carey.
I guess there's a big like that that to me
is like what, I can't see it happening, but I
guess it happened.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
And it's funny when you're in those situations, like everyone
as a publicist, everyone has a you know, an imaged
up keep, so you have to you have to decide
as like a company when you come out of the help, there's.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
A probably publicist like you can bang that person, but
you can't tell people you're banging that person.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
You're not going to like show up at a restaurant together.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Terrible for your career.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
But I mean casual hookups happen all the time, and.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm just thinking about which ones, which ones that would
just blow our minds have happened.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah, I'm sure so many because like WHOA the.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Rich and the power of Steve Verkle and Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, it could be like the will Smiths of the
world and needs not a great uh example these days
but that level of a star, they they probably are
just like us and that they have feelings where they'd
be like, oh, it'll be kind of cool to hang
out with that, like a celebrity crush. Yeah, celebrity crush,
but you just happened to have the power to make
it happen.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Well, then you like happen to be like an event
or an award show or something like that, were you
run into that person and you're like, you know, you
go get drinks. One thing leads to another and hey.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, so you go Valerie Burtonelli, you apparently dated Steven
Spielberg old before Eddie van Halen.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Because I have this idea.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
So you're saying questionable based on the age, No, just.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Like based on like the professional environment.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
You're you're trying to get a job until you go
and hook up with them and then yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
How old is Steven Spielberg versus how old is Valerie
Burtinell And maybe they're not that different in terms of age.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I don't know, but I don't know. Well, there you go,
there was some smashing going on way before heading.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah she's sixty four years old.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Okay, so how old is he's got to be in
the seventies.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I'm guessing seventies, so not like not that not that distance.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
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All right, this morning, we'd like to know why did
you find yourself in front of a judge. What was
the reason you had to go and see a judge?

(21:34):
Was it a traffic violation? Was it something worse? Maybe
it wasn't anything illegal that you did. Maybe it was
just you know, people find themselves in front of the
judge for divorces, and yeah, all sorts of that.

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So why did you find yourself in front of a
judge eight six six four four five five nine. I'm
asking because a friend of mine, I love him to death,
but boys, he a dumb, dumb he just he drives.
He rides dirty, you know, like he's like if it's
not if he's not driving uninsured, he's driving will suspended
or there's always something.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
You know, tabs are expired, something like that.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
It's always something sagging him over the weekend. And he
was telling me that he had to go see a
judge last week for the same thing, driving while suspended.
So it's a second time now he's had to go
and see a judge for driving while suspended.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
And I feels like driving well suspended is something that cascades,
you know, like once you get it once, then you well,
you still have responsibilities, so you got to drive. Then
it hit to you again.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's exactly what happened to me. I was young, probably
like I don't know, eighteen nineteen, twenty years old. I
got hit by a drunk driver actually, but I was
in between insurance companies, and I didn't have insurance for
like like three or four days.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah, just the perfect storm.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I got hit on day two by this drunk driver.
I had a valid insurance card on me because I
what I did is I canceled because I found a
cheaper place. So I just I was just transitioning. Yeah,
but I just didn't have it at that moment, and
paperwork caught up with me. I got suspended, and I
had to keep driving because I was working the morning
radio show at the time and I'd be there three
in the morning. So I kept driving to work, and
eventually I got pulled over and one time I fell

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asleep and talk about parking lot and they thought I
was drunk and I combusted. Then I'm just tired.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
But like with your buddy who now has had to
stand in front of the judge a couple of times
because he's been riding dirty, driving, well, suspended, whatever, how
how many times do you get away with that before
they just say, all right, you're getting locked up.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Well it happened to me three times, so I don't
know what that was twenty years ago.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
So were you ever put in handcuffs for it?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Never put in a handcuffs. They towed my car a
couple of times. Yeah, so it's three times. Two times
they told my car. The other time they just left
it in the parking spot because I was yeah right,
but yeah, never in cuffs. I think one time he
told me he could but didn't.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
And you know when I feel like a young man's
game too is you're just more likely to get pulled
over too. I feel like I get pulled over less
now than I did when I was younger. And I
don't know if it's just they pull over younger people
or I was like an a hole. I have you
seen an old man behind the wheel and they're like ah?
But I feel like it was just cherries and berries
hit me a lot like in a row back then.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah right, Why did you find yourself in front of
a judge? You can shoot us a text message on
her McLoughlin Cheverlet text line at nine eighty one ninety seven. Laura,
have you ever found yourself in front of a judge
for something you did?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Something you've done?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, yeah a couple of times. The second time is
not exciting. Second time was just small claims court and
I was taking my landlord to court the first time.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Though, So that one was your fault that you guys
were even there.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Well, yeah, I'm the one who took her to court,
but I wanted that security to pause bets not getting
away with that. The first time was for trespassing. I
used to I used to be really into like urban
decay photography.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
And so when I was living in Spokane, my ex
and I we our friend had told us about like
this ghost town, like this old mining town and Wallace, Idaho,
and it was real creepy and we should go and
take pictures and blah blah blah. And so we go
and there were signs everywhere no trespassing whatever, but nobody's around.
It's a ghost town. So we're like, who cares? So
we hop the fence, we go in, we take some

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photos all as well. We come out, cops are waiting
for us. Little did we know that there was some
old man living up in the mountains and that's all
he did all day was just sit there and wait
for people to trustpass to call the cops. So we
didn't get arrested, but we did have to come back

(25:34):
to Wallace, Idaho for court, for court and of course,
we get to court and we're all dressed up and nice,
and he's like, well, you guys look like you know,
you're not up to anything malicious or you're not up
to no good, So I'm just gonna let you off.
But that's really dangerous and you really shouldn't be. You
shouldn't be in that morning morning facility because like an

(25:58):
hour and a half.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Still, I mean, that's the punishment enough that you got
to come back out.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
So I had an.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Idaho in general, right, So I had to take the
day off work go to court. It was fine. I mean,
we learned that's where they filmed Dante's Peak. So we
went to the bar, talked to the bartender, learned about, uh,
learned about some Dante's Peak history. But that's that's the
That's the only time really that I've had to stand
in front of a judge.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
There you go, Why did you have to see a judge?
Eight sixty six four four five one five nine, Drew,
I think you have had to see a judge of
probably a handful of times. Yeah, I have. I've had some.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I've had some unfortunate situations. The biggest one was in Seattle.
I was visiting. We were with a bunch of friends
and I was not twenty one. I was like twenty
or nineteen, and a bunch of cops showed up out
of nowhere and just like drove up on us. And
there was like this creepy dude who was like he

(26:53):
was it was dark, but he was like covered in blood,
like standing near us, and we were creeped out by him.
Turns out that guy had just gotten beat up. I
didn't know that, so when the cops came, I thought
this was like an mip sting, like it was from
where I grew up. So I ran up a hill
and turned out to be Seattle undercover and they came
after us, and I put up a good run because

(27:15):
once you're running, you're running. You can't stunnbag bro. I
ended up getting choked by an off duty police officer
in the street. I ran through his yard, got arrested,
and they were like, wait, you didn't You didn't beat
up the guy, And I was like, I didn't beat
up the guy. We get released in the middle of
the night. What I don't realize is they later on

(27:35):
charged me with obstruction for hurting their ability to catch
the real criminals.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Well you're not the guy. Well, we're gonna tase you anyway.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Yeah, so we're gonna we gotta charge someone tonight. My
pen will not be dry. And so that's what happened,
and I had to go up. I actually had to
drive to Seattle, not once, but twice to stand in
front of a judge, the first to decide if I
was getting locked up, and the second to prove that
I had done all the things they asked. And no,
I couldn't be arrested in Seattle for the next two

(28:05):
years or all of it would come back. But I
did not even go to Washington for.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
D Yeah, it might as well steer clear.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, and uh, big misunderstanding. And that hurt my neck.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Why did you find yourself in front of a judge?
What was the reason? Was it something you did? Something
somebody else did, and maybe you're suing somebody. We got
some text messages coming in on McLoughlin Chivrolet text line.
This is from nineteen twelve. It says my mom had
twenty seven driving while suspended charges at one point when
I was a kid. She lost her license in nineteen
ninety two and didn't get it back until twenty eighteen.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
What a legend? Whoa when you almost bank thirty? Wow,
that's huge.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Impressed.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Hi, it's Tanner, Joe and Laura. Why'd you find yourself
in front of a judge? Yeah, it's you, josh.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah, go yeah, what's up?

Speaker 12 (29:00):
Hey man?

Speaker 6 (29:00):
You know we've spoke a few times. I'm the one
who've got shot quite a few times.

Speaker 13 (29:03):
When I was a kid.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
I was calling, you know, because I've seen a judge
probably twenty six twenty seven times. I think that the
worst one, the one that kept the impact of most
when it said United States of America versus Joshua. It's
a little bit different than Moltnoma County or the state
of Oregon, you know, A well, it's a federal thing,
you know. And the crazy part about it is Oregon being.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
The way they are.

Speaker 6 (29:27):
They charged me with a hate crime for shooting a
pedophile who was trying to have sex with my eleven
year old daughter. Oh and after everything, after everything came about,
it wasn't even a hate crime because the hate crime
is targeting somebody for what they do for him being
a pedophile, and you can't target someone in your child's home.
So I got released eventually, but it took four years

(29:47):
for the appeals process to go through because Fortley was
so anxious to get a hate crime on the books.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Wow, well that is wild.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
It seems insane that they would charge you for a
hate crime in your own house when you're protecting your child.
It seems like insanity to me.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
And if there's ever a crime of passion, well right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
Yeah, no, definitely, And my lord, my lawyer said that,
you know, they had no way of proving it, but
it was a new thing, so he didn't know how
to defend it. They didn't know how to prosecute it. Really,
it was just a mess up situation to prosecute.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
So we're gonna smearrow the book at you.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, what a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Uh did the guy die? Yeah, definitely, I remember that
part of the story.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
No, he's paralyzed from the next day.

Speaker 14 (30:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (30:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
I mean, if there's a scenario where that's probably justice,
that's probably.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, damn man, So you had to see go see
a judge for that. That's the reason.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Oh yeah, I went to a supermax federal prison in California,
where like here, people get a fight down there, it's
no fighting. They stab each other every day, all day.
Nobody has good time, nobody's going home early.

Speaker 14 (30:55):
Nothing.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
So yeah, I had to sit there for four years
and watch people get killed while I was waiting to
be released All Time record.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Man, I'm so sorry you went through all that, and
I'm sorry that it happened to your family. I would
have clubb that dude with a book too, and been
sitting right next to you.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
Well, the worst part, you know, you have daughter, so
you understand is that my daughter was She was writing
me for the first year. She kept always saying she
was sorry for getting me put there, and she and
he reached out to her on the on the park
Row's middle school chat room is how he found her
and twenty three other little girl.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I'm glad he can't use his lower half.

Speaker 15 (31:35):
Kidding me.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Yeah, that's man, But you know, but I just wanted
to share with you.

Speaker 13 (31:43):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Man, I love this show, Appreciate the man.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
And you're out now though, and life's going better.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Oh man, I've been out ten years. I got three degrees,
I'm an engineer. Things I never fought with.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
How's your daughter now?

Speaker 6 (31:56):
Uh, she's great.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
You know.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
There was some ups and downs, Like I said, she's like,
she put a lot of people in jeopardy as far
as you know, trying to help her, and she didn't
realize that's what parents do, right.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, dude, you're you're a soldier man, you're a good,
good father and appreciate you sharing that story with us. Dude.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
Yeah, man, thank you guys.

Speaker 13 (32:14):
You guys have a great morning.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Can imagine that's just that's too much to bear.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Why were why were you in front of a judge?
What reason you know that you had to go and
face a judge? Was it something you did? Something somebody
else did? Eight six, six, four, four, five one five
nine more your calls coming up next. It's Tanner, Do
and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Drew and Laura, all right, this morning, we want to
know why did you find yourself in front of a judge?
What was the reason a friend of mine had to
see a judge? Uh, you got pulled over driving off
suspended for the second time and that's within like less
than two years. Yeah, you said to see a judge

(32:56):
and those.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Just yeah, just go get because what do you do
you do if you're driver's license suspended? You can't just
go get another one.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
So when your driver's license is suspended and you still
need to get to work, you can get a special
license just to do that. You can get a hard ship,
but it just takes a long time. It's just like
a process.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
But it's also and not everybody gets it. There's a
guy who opens a business at the time that I
drive to work every day, and he's got a very
distinguished truck. Well for about a year he took an
uber there and so my thought process is this guy
had to have gotten suspended because he, like, you don't
just do that and then go back to your truck.
So it's that type of stuff you have to do.

(33:35):
You have to go through so much if you lose
your license.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Why did you find yourself in front of a judge.
Let's go to Justin. Good morning, Justin? Yeah, yeah, that's you, buddy. Okay,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
So are you underwater?

Speaker 12 (33:55):
Yah?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
You're gonna pipe underwater?

Speaker 13 (33:58):
Oh sorry, I mean there was a bunch of background music.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
I think you had your finger on the phone right
there there.

Speaker 13 (34:04):
You go go ahead something anyway, So I got your
buddy beat he yeah, I got busted three times in
one weekend for driving under suspension, small town, Ohio. I
had to go in front of the judge and when
he saw me. Now, this wasn't the third time or
those three times weren't the first time that I got
busted for driving under suspension. I got popped twice before that,

(34:29):
and then all of a sudden, three times one weekend,
I got popped. And I show up in front of
the judge and he goes just he looks up, he's
like you again.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I'm like, oh boy, yeah, hi, Because.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
If you're gonna go in to see a judge for
the same thing, hopefully it's a different.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Guy fresh weekend.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
So his third, fourth, and fifth offense were all in
one weekend.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, and like the same shift of that judge. So
did they throw you in jail at a certain point? Well,
what do they do?

Speaker 13 (34:57):
I had a six month paid day that I had
to do in Ohio.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
A six month.

Speaker 13 (35:06):
Yeah. So a pay to day is where you're basically
in jail and you have to pay to get out
to go to work. So I was in my God, Jill, Yeah,
I was in kind of like a jail. It's actually
a safe like a safe way that they converted into
a jail walker stuff by a bed and whatever. Anyway,
I was back in the corner. I was the rebel

(35:27):
and whatever. I mean, we were back there smoking. We
weren't supposed to be smoking and doing all kinds of things.
But I did six months in that pay to stay.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Wow, that sounds like a racket.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Thanks for sharing that story with it. Yeah, it was
Do you have your license? You're all scored up at
the DMV.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Now.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (35:43):
When I left Ohio, my license was supposed to be
suspended for like six years. I got to Oregon and
they're like, oh, we don't see anything, all right, here's
your old number from when I had it when I
was eighteen, and like here's your license.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (35:57):
Yeah, I was supposed to do SR twenty two in
the whole ten yard and they didn't even check back
to Ohio.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
And I was like, oh, thank you, it's a different time.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Now get the DMV. Yeah, thanks man, zero safety net
hit the road. Yeah, let's go to line three height standards.
You and Lord, good.

Speaker 16 (36:13):
Morning, good morning, broker. How you doing today?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Well man, why did you find yourself in front of
a judge?

Speaker 16 (36:21):
So I was in the service and the laws are
a little bit different in the military than they are
for regular people. And I ended up on base in
California for five years. I was dating this girl for
a week or two. We were sitting seeing each other
and hitting it off, and you know, one thing led
to another, and eventually we uh became a little more intimate.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
And h.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Oh no, oh that's mary jeez.

Speaker 13 (36:51):
Oh no, it's a big no note.

Speaker 16 (36:54):
So I had to do the walk of shame in
front of a judge for adultery.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Yeah, but you didn't know. Isn't there something to be
said for a girl who lies to it.

Speaker 16 (37:05):
She felt real bad about the whole thing, changed her
mind and changed her story.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Oh so she says that she had told you everything.

Speaker 16 (37:17):
She said that I was a little bit more forcible.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Who believable? Did she stay with the dude she was
cheating on.

Speaker 13 (37:28):
I have no idea.

Speaker 16 (37:29):
I wanted nothing to do with her after.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
What is the punishment for adultery? I always hear that
it's not legal, but I never hear of anyone getting proper.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
I think you can get kicked out, can't you? Of
the military?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (37:41):
Okay, discharged and six months in the brig is that
what you got. I did forty five days, thankfully.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
How's the food in how's the food in there?

Speaker 16 (37:54):
About the same as it is in the.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Exactly? I mean it's a good or a bad? Wait?

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Wait, hold on, hold on, I have a question though
for you. Uh so I was hooking up with a
guy in the military while I was still married? Oh
my god? Which was But like this was like consensual,
like open marriage time, like right before the horse. Could
he have gotten in trouble for that? If they would
have found.

Speaker 16 (38:21):
Out if you had gone and told him that you
were having a relationship or somebody else that knew had
gone and to the I believe either judge advocate or
I don't know what the army equivalent is, but they
could have very much prosecuted him for it.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Wow, there's breaking hearts and getting sorry all right, thanks man,
appreciate the.

Speaker 16 (38:48):
Call, of course.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Anytime man, phones are blown up? Right now, I want
to know, why do you find yourself in front of
a judge? Listeners are listeners, man, They get it, they
get after it, and they get in front of judges often,
apparently because we're getting tons of text messages and lots
of calls. This text message comes to us from twenty
eight twenty four says as a truck driver, I supple
tankers and seemed like every time I turned around I
was getting I was getting an overweight ticket. Oh oh,

(39:13):
tickets for trucks you basically add a zero to them.
The biggest was a twenty eight hundred dollars ticket.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Oh whoa wa, whoa, whoa whoa You go see.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
A judge for that.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
This text message comes to us from seventy four to
sixty two. It says, my wife took my wife and
I took custody of a friend's kids, and the last
time she tried to get them back, she convinced an
attorney pro bono to represent her. After we filed the
two inch thick stack of police charges against her, she
didn't show up for the next hearing and then dropped
the case.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Ah, there you go. You scared her right out of
the courtroom.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Wasted time, though, Let's always go to line five.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Is this Brian.

Speaker 14 (39:52):
B actually amelda?

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (39:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Sorry? Tell us why why'd you find yourself in front
of a judge?

Speaker 14 (40:00):
So not me, but actually Briant his identity stolen. Someone
stole his wallet out of his car and committed a
bunch of crimes and when the police caught him said
he was Brian. So one day Brian gets into an accident,

(40:20):
little fender bender. Sheriff shows up and says, hey, Brian,
you have a bunch.

Speaker 12 (40:24):
Of Warrens under your name.

Speaker 14 (40:27):
And you should go to court. He was so lucky
he didn't get arrested that day.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, I'm surprised that just arrest you because they don't care,
like you got a war don't you tell the judge?

Speaker 12 (40:39):
Apparently the sheriff or cops or whatever in Salem.

Speaker 14 (40:47):
Takes does. It takes a lot to be arrested. Apparently the.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
Judge of a judge and said I didn't do it,
it wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
And what happened, and he got.

Speaker 14 (41:03):
A public defender and she was ready to say, uh huh,
sure whatever guy. But they got like all the.

Speaker 12 (41:10):
Charge trum video recordings from Walmart that he was banned
from and they're like, oh, this is totally not the
guy that's vindicated.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
I'd be like, I want an apology.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Right, and I want a ten percent discount on my
next Walmart trip.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
We were going to.

Speaker 12 (41:28):
Walmart not even knowing that We were technically banned from
Walmart that same one.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Thanks to the call, We appreciate it. Why did you
find yourself in front of a judge? More of your
calls coming up here in just a few minutes. Also,
we still have a pair of tickets to go see
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Speaker 1 (41:48):
You're listening to Danner Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
And Laura Portland's Rock Station one of five nine The Brews. Tanner,
Drew and Laura want to know why'd you find yourself
in front of a judge? Did you do something? Did
somebody else do something? What was the reason? Eight sixty
six four nine. We did get a bunch of talkbacks
coming in through our iHeartRadio app downloaded for your cell
phone today.

Speaker 17 (42:13):
Good morning Burke crew. Yeah, about twenty three years ago,
I found myself in front of a judge pleading guilty
to possession of mushrooms and driving while under intoxication. That was, yeah,
not my finest hour in life.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Driving while shrooming A long time ago too, when that
was a big deal.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Very frowned of punt.

Speaker 15 (42:37):
Yeah, Well, when I was a wee little lad about
eight years old, I ended up in front of a
judge for a couple of reasons. I apparently burglarized a
hair salon, a gas station, and a police station.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Apparently means I think you did it. He's in the
third grade way doing well. Maybe he didn't, but like
when he says, apparently, it makes me things he did it. Yeah, like, uh, well,
apparently I did this.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Well I was apparently I was just thinking that maybe
somebody stole his name. But he doesn't have an ID
or anything. Do you what are you doing when you're
eight years old?

Speaker 15 (43:14):
In a year, so the judge was unhappy, sat in
front of him and he told my parents either they
do something with me, or the city of Gresham will
guess I guess what. I ended up on a farm
for two years.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Hey, guys, where I grew up, I was in front
of the traffic court judge so many times when I'd
coming to the courtroom.

Speaker 13 (43:34):
He'd be just like, oh, hi, Michael, what are we
in for today?

Speaker 9 (43:38):
You'd be like the same thing as always, your honor.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Same old song and dancer. All right, coming up next,
we're gonna play the five and ten game for your
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after litt It's Tannerju and Laura on the Brew. Really, Laura,

(44:04):
why did you find yourself in front of a judge?
We got more text messages coming in under McLoughlin Cheverley
text line. This one says, way before I was born,
my dad worked for a paving company and he was
working on a job paving the parking lot of a bank.
On his lunch break, he decided to rob the bank.
Oh no, right, he'd get picked up and drop back off.

(44:26):
He got picked he would get picked up and dropped
back off to finish this day of paving. And he
did this three times before he got caught.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Well, it's kind of an interesting way to go about it.
Not a good idea to do it in general, but
to be in the middle of a work day and
have your alibi be But I was bathing.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
And I guess back in the day, you know, before
cameras and everything. Just take people at their word. If
they're at work. They were clocked in hide in plain sight.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
I don't understand how you get away with that. When
you rob a bank and then you go back out
of the parking lot. Isn't the bank teller going to
be like, hey, that dude just robbed us.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
It's probably not directly in front man.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
He probably obviously he was probably wearing some sort of
masks panty hose over his face because I was never
understood that in the movies. And I can see your face, bro, Yeah,
it's pretty wished though, but I could still recognize you
in a lineup.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
It's not a great choice, you're like, because you can
see dark features, you can see all those little things
like well you had a heck of a nose. It
was squished against your face. But that's definitely it.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, how about you guys, everyone in the lineup put
these pantyhose on and we'll see they recognize you then.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
So ski mask was a more more appropriate choice.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
We got a lot of calls and texts coming in.
A lot of people had to see some judges. Do
you want to hear one more talkback before we play
the game? Sure, all right, here's a talk back. We
got through our iHeart radio ap and he just loked
up what happened after that? I don't like talking. You
were a repeat offender, dude. They had to take you.
They had no choice. You kept just driving.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
You notice though he said five, but it was his
fourth one that got I'm arrested, so he had to
have done it again after he was arrested.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
I think there's discretion in the officer at that point.
They can if they want to, and I bet sometimes
it's too big of a paint. This time, they probably
just exhausted, like you again, I thought we did the weekend.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I think it's just to be shown.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
This isn't a contest, by the way, we're not trying
to see how many. It's quite the flex pensions you
can happen. I got you beat.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Yeah, the guy who got three in a weekend that
was and that was a five topper.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
So it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Neck and neck.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
All right, It's time to play the five and ten games.
Very simple game. We're gonna give you a category and
then you have ten seconds three to off five items
in that category. Sounds easy, but as soon as you
hear that ticker in your you get the pressure on
that's right. Let's meet our contestants this morning, calling from Malala.
His name is Whalen. What's happened in Whalen?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Just hanging man, just hanging ready for the weekend?

Speaker 4 (46:54):
Though?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Is it gonna be nice? Do we know what the wey?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
You got pretty good weather Friday? Friday is going to
beautiful and Saturday's gonna be just nice enough for a
trash band eat though?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Hell you all right, bro? You know how to play
the game. Yes, sir, all right, I'm gonna give you category.
You got ten seconds name five items in that category.
And today, sir, your category is NFL teams. You have
five seconds to name ten or sorry, ten seconds name
five NFL teams.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Go forty nine Ers, Seahawks, Bengals, Dolphins, Packers.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Easy, easy, Congratulations. You just got tickets to go see
one of five nine. The Brew presents Breaking Benjamin in
Three Days of Grace.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I can't wait for that concert. Man, It's gonna be
a long one because both bands have so many songs.
I feel like, is there like a third band, like
opening up.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Like the there is? Yeah, I can't remember what their
name is, but there is an opening band Corey Feldman.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
God, we've done it.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
We've done it.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah, I can all have the energy for that.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
But yeah, we'll be there at the show and we'll
have more tickets tomorrow. Stories start with the big story,
where we go around the room sharing what we think
the biggest stories of the day are. Drew you Wicgel first.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Sure, the big story to me is Amazon testing its
robo taxis this summer in Los Angeles. Now, these Zekes
robotaxis and zo x I guess that's how you would
say it. The company's website says a small fleet of
these bad boys will be sent out with safety drivers
to manually map the city before they actually begin the

(48:37):
self driving vehicle sequence. Now, Los Angeles is the sixth
city where Zekes is operating. The name comes from a
marine organism called zukes O Fanalya. Yeah, totally zoo Zen
thelly They actually gave me the Fineta. Yeah, let's just
stick to Zekes thrives on. So you'd say, like order

(48:59):
zuke bro Order Zekes Zekes zokes is operating in Miami
at beef Water also known as Lettuce Face, was just
down there in Austin. They say they've got them Seattle,
Las Vegas, and San Francisco. So it's spreading out now.
Won't be long till you see them in your hometown.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Interesting. I think the big stories that guys I have
bad news. If you were hoping to get tickets to
the Portland Leather Alliances three day kink Fest, it's sold out.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
I don't worry. I bought a family pack. If you
guys want to.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Go, Okay, good, good good. It's happening at the Portland
expos Center. But you can still visit the vendor market
on Saturday or Sunday to see if there's anything you like.
Maybe you had no idea that you liked, but you
might as well go and check it out.

Speaker 8 (49:48):
You know.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Well, we did a a kink test on the show
a couple of months back and found out that let
us Face aka beef Water is the kinkiest on the show.
More came in at two, I think I came in
at third.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Yeah, and Drew has just about zero.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Still think he was dead last year.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Trying to find my pulse. But it's gonna be funny
when everyone drives home from trash Bandits and beef Water
is heading away from home and towards the expost. Where
is he going to check out the vendors. It's kind
of like Saturday Market.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
The weirdest part is when he shows up in Assele's
chaps and a gift mask.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
I don't have time to change after bandits.

Speaker 9 (50:23):
I prefer the dog mask.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Okay, See the chaps will work for trash bandits, and
that's true.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
I think the big story of the day is do
you know about about sixty percent of Americans say that
they ignore symptoms that don't feel serious. Yeah, totally ignoring.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
That doesn't surprise me, and considering the cost of getting
medical attention.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
And also just like the way people act at work,
you know, the way people act like, eh, they treat
you like you're like you've got leparsy or something. And
that's for me. I don't want people to notice because
I don't want to be treated like I'm gross.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Flora ignores symptoms. Tell her whole room is sick, and
then she lets us know.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
This is true.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Yeah, then she I came in here like aeries. I
came in here with this like the allergies, maybe the sniffles,
and she completely blamed me for getting her sick.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Yeah, but you're the one who's like, oh, that I
was sick and then miraculously I got sick right afterwards.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
But I say that I'm zero. I say, I say
that I'm sick if I have like a if I
have like a toe ache, you know, like I'm a bitch.
You know I'm I'm sick. You're not sick.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
It's a different definition of sick.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
You're just tired anyway. The Talker research survey conducted for
md Live found that men and women don't go to
the doctor for different they do go to the doctor
for different reasons. Forty six percent of men believe that
they can push through their symptoms, while forty four percent
of women say that they don't want to overreact.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Yeah, I think laying down and taking it you get sicker.
I've always felt like you just got to kind of
keep grinding and eventually it'll fade.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
It is funny to me, though, that men are like,
I'll just grind through it, dude. Dudes are the biggest
bitches when it comes to being sick. Are so whiny.
Come on, you don't power through anything. Someone's just taking
care of you home, making.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Clean right.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Yeah, exactly, when I'm sick. You know, it's if other
people are sick in my house, the world stops if
it's me, They're like, so you are just gonna see.

Speaker 9 (52:09):
You can still get to the store though, right, You're going.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
To fulfill your obligations.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
All right, your chance at one grand from the cash
squadch happens right now.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
You're listening Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura on your.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Own biscuit, as of your own biscuit, on your own biscuit,
as I will.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
All right, it's time for another edition of Who's the
A Hole? We're gonna give you a real life scenario,
and you just got to tell us who the A
hole his here in this scenario. I don't really know
is it who the A hole?

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Because we got two different versions. Am I the A hole?
And Who's the A hole?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
In this scenario I think is going to be who
Who's the A hole?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Or maybe it's I don't see how I can be
the ahle a.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Personal personally, I don't think either of the two parties
are the A whole, but you're definitely the I'm going
to get pinned as the A hole, so I'm going
to say so I'll just say, am I the a
hole that will be the segment.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Segment is Laura the a hole? Yeah, okay, because it
definitely involves, you know, the two of us. I just
found out recently that a gift that I gave her
for Christmas, she not only regifted, she regifted the same
Christmas I gave it to her.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
It was it was quick, quick turnaro.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
It's pretty immediate.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Yeah, so I you know, and then when she told me,
like she just said it like through the side of.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Her mouth, like it wouldn't bother me, timpast like I.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Remember, like I think I brought it up. I go,
you know, like that Christmas that cat sweater I got you,
and I admit, like it was kind of like a
joke and not to be taken.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
This is and this is here in lies the point,
but okay.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
The point is is it was still a gift that
I went out of my way to get you, and
I looked for it because I know you and your personality.
And then she said it to me, like, oh yeah,
I regifted that I regifted that the same Christmas. And
I was like and like I looked at her, I
was like, okay, like she said it like I'm not
supposed to be upset by.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
It, because okay, so let's tell the whole story first
of all.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
And I'm not just tell the whole story. I gave
you a gift, you regifted it. End of story.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Okay, but let's but let's dive into the gift first
of all. Tanner goes, I know you. I went through
a lot of trouble to buy this gift. You obviously
don't know me very well, because when have you ever
seen me wear anything like that? He gives me the gift.
I open it, He goes, Ha, you don't have to
wear this. You probably won't. I just thought it was funny,
so I decided to give it to you. It was

(54:26):
a cardigan with giant cats printed all over it.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
And so, and I'm like, is she not a cat lady?
Does she not have two cats at home? And does
she not wear cardigan? To be fair?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
To be fair, I have two cats. I am not
a cat lady. We make a joke that I'm a
cat lady because I'm single and whatever, but I am not.
I'm not a cat lady. And even if I were,
I'm not. Like, you.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Don't need to defend yourself.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
You yes, I did. That's the whole segment.

Speaker 9 (54:58):
And you please put the vein in your neck.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah, honestly comment down. I mean this whole thing.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I just I just want to make it clear that
like as I opened the gift, the first words out
of Tanner's mouth were, I know you're probably not gonna wear.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
This, but it And I said that to almost protect
my own feelings, because I knew she wasn't gonna wear it,
thinking like, maybe I'll get a photo, a funny photo
on Instagram if her wearing the sweater. Not even that,
But why she didn't even take it out of the box.
You just immediately give it to her friend.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
It's hard to read gift. Let you pull it out.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
By the way, and if you think it's so terrible,
then why did you regift it to one of your friends?

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Because and this is why I have a friend, because.

Speaker 9 (55:31):
I didn't want to spend my own money.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Duh, exactly. No, And this and this, this was not
like a gift exchange. This was just one of those
things where I saw this card again and I was like,
I know, I'm never gonna wear this. It's gonna sit
in my closet instead of just.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Like you could have done me the favor of like
taking a photo of it and like like say hey things,
because I knew it was a joke, like it was
supposed to be silly, and you couldn't even give me
that satisfycent.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
But I did. But what did I do? Because you
also bought me other gifts that Christmas that I do
enjoy and do use, like the slippers you got me.
I did send you a picture of those. I wear them.
I wear them every day. But here's the thing. Okay,
so instead of this sweater just like taking up space
in my closet, tanner, you knew I was not gonna
wear this sweater. I have a friend who loves cats,

(56:16):
and that is exactly way. I didn't know that for
I didn't finish.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Well, you've been going on for a long time.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
I haven't I haven't gotten to the point.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
But I'm telling you I didn't know for sure that
you weren't going to wear the sweater. I kind of
said that again to protect myself.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Well, then don't say it if you don't mean it anyway,
So just not be mean. I'm not being mean. So
my friend loves cats. She works at a cat rescue
and she that's exactly the type of sweater she would wear.
I'm like, I'm not going to get any use out
of this. I'm going to give it to somebody who
I know.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
It's fine, it's fine, you're Tanner.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Says it's fine. But now I'm over there bele.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Like it bothered for it bothered me, But I Laura
is just kind of like naturally an ahole. So it
was just one of those things where it was like, oh, well,
that's just what she does, so it's not a big deal. See,
I don't find there's meaning a little bit, but I
can't let it bother me because it's just her.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Yeah, well, I I don't know.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
For me.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
I've learned a long time ago that buying clothing for women,
you gotta that just doesn't always end right, you know.
Like I've been married a long time. I bought a
lot of clothes for Amy.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
She takes them all back. So I'm a gag gift
for her.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Hold on, this isn't are you and a hole?

Speaker 4 (57:22):
This is is she and am I an a hole?
For gift? And so you just okay, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (57:27):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Everybody gives a lot of passion here about the point.
But I think, really for me, I buy her clothes,
but when she takes them back or she just gets
a refund, I just got to I'm a dude.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
I thought you'd like that.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
It's all good.

Speaker 9 (57:43):
Well, I don't want to be a one upper here,
But I gifted Laura Cardigan's sweater, and she wears it frequently, that's.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
True, but it didn't have a bunch of cast I
admit that it was a silly sweater, and I even
and I never expected her to wear it, but I
thought that maybe gag. But I thought that maybe she
would wear it like you know, at home, you know
when she's just like reading and rolling around the cat hair.
I thought maybe that's when she would wear it. Was
it kind of expensive, I don't remember. I don't remember

(58:09):
it being overly expensive, but I don't think it was
like a cheap cheepers.

Speaker 9 (58:11):
If I bought something, say it was forty bucks or whatever,
and then I just gave it to you and you're like, yeah,
whatever and toss it, that would probably get on my.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Nurse in a way.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
I didn't give it to goodwill, like I gave it
to a friend who I knew would use it and
she did. She actually she texted me afterwards, She's like,
what the sweader to work today was a big hit?

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Well, Dad said, I'm glad it's getting some use. Like
I'm glad somebody's getting some joy on it because it
was never meant to be a serious gift. But like
I thought that maybe i'd get a Lisa a photo
or some sort of haha, thanks, here's the funny picture.
But no, it's just immediate regifting. And am I the
a hole for getting upset by that?

Speaker 9 (58:45):
Well, I think where you have a fair point of
being upset is the frequency in which.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
It left her her pretty quickly.

Speaker 9 (58:52):
Like I mean, if it's in and out same season
one thing, if it's been hanging out for a couple
of years, what am I going to do with this thing?
We've all been there.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
But I also understand everyone regifts, you know, like I regift.
I just didn't think it'd be the exact thing. Christian,
and you and I.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Both have a sea of gag gifts that no one
ever saw again, you know, like I have an office
over there full of them. I've got an office in
my house full of them. And maybe I should have
regifted him at some point because guess who gets to
see him. Nobody.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
It's funny too, because half of the gifts that anyone
has given Tanner in his entire life are still in
the studio and he never even takes home.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
You mean, like the thirty pack of Corp's light that's
still by his doctor Petburg.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
I'm trying to be healthy.

Speaker 9 (59:29):
It's two years old.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's flat.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Now, guys, at this point, you can't drink it now.
It's a foot rest and.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
It's honestly, it's it's a thirty it's a thirty six
case of Cours light. It's two. It's I don't want
to carry At.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Least I took my sweater home and didn't just leave
it in a ball in the studio.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I be left in the box. That's to me even worse.
It's Tanner, Jo and Laurd Good morning, who's the a hole?

Speaker 10 (59:51):
Good morning?

Speaker 13 (59:51):
Guys?

Speaker 10 (59:51):
Have both the Maverick morning. Let us face will going
over the last Friday. What an amazing time we all
had over there.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
So that's good.

Speaker 10 (59:59):
I mean, I we don't even need judge Judy on
this one. This is a slam duck. I mean, who
in the world would take a gift that was brand new.
Obviously some thought put into it, some effort to get
the gift, and then you turn around and not only hide,
not hide, you know you regifted. But I mean, Laura,
come on, put the sweater on, take a little selfie,

(01:00:21):
wait a month or two, give it away.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
Then that's all I was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
That's what I thought would happened, and that would have
been fine with me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
I sent him a picture of the slippers, which, like
I said, I wear every day. But I mean, when
someone gives you a gift and says, this isn't serious.
I know you're not going to wear it, then I
was like, okay, then it's I can do whatever I want,
and also it's mine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
This shows how how cold she is, how hurtful whatever
I'm hurt.

Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
I wonder if I wonder if Laura sold those dirty
slippers like she was doing for a while there, to
make a little money on a gift.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
What do you mean a little while I still do that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
She didn't sell the ones I gave you. No, no, no,
all right, thanks due appreciate the call, Maverick. We got
text messages coming in on McLoughlin Chevrolet text line. This
one says, to quote Tanner, it was a gag gift,
So why are you upset that Laura gave it to
someone else who would actually enjoy it? Neither of you

(01:01:13):
are a holes though. This one says Tanner is the
needy a hole. This one says Laura is a cat lady.
This one says Laura's not a cat lady, she's a
pro lady.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
It's a battle.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
This one says you should have broke out the corps
light for beat my meat. And and Tanner's always the
a hole apparent, No.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
No joke, You don't want that corps light.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
It has been on, but I think it has been
under there for like two or three years.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
A year soft two years?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Yeah, who's the a hole here? Eight six, six, four
four five one of five nine bee fodder. I'm sorry,
let us face good morning sir, before we before we
go to a commercial here, what do you think who's
the A hole?

Speaker 9 (01:01:53):
Well, I'm with the I'm with the talk back that
said neither. I don't think it wasn't a malicious move
on Laura's part of going and I'm really going.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
To get just in sensitive.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Yeah, I had lied and been like, oh yeah, I
were it all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Yeah, actually that would have been that have made me
feel better.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Yeah, next time I'll remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
I'll leave me in my bliss.

Speaker 9 (01:02:12):
So I mean, I gotta say Laura made a good
point that it was her. It's her property now and
she can do with that what she wants.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
So that that is fair.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
But I've never did I never disputed that.

Speaker 9 (01:02:22):
Yeah, my my only line of question would be the
fact that it was just in and out like that.
That's a little super you know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
If I give a gift, like when I gave beef
water the signed Seahawks jersey, I want it taken care
of like I want it laying on the ground in
your office. Never put up being run into by a vacuum.
But that way you know that you care.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Well.

Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
I want to put that thing up, but where I
want to put it. Everybody comes and leans on that
wall in the office, and I know it's going to
come down from there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
See, like all gifts, you know, like you want them
dealt with a different way, But it doesn't mean you
don't appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (01:02:55):
That's the point of Oh, it's there for everybody to
see when they come in the first.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
And it's at my height on theround. There I can
see an eyed eye.

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
This is good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Wow, we're getting like getting there. Earn some grievances this morning,
earning personal Sorry this is about you, two eight, I'm sorry. Energy.

Speaker 9 (01:03:09):
Also, Drew, I got somebody coming to pick that thing
up into him?

Speaker 12 (01:03:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Who's the ahl eight sixty six four four five?

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
And now Bruce Sports, Bruce Sports, here's Drew.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
The playing games yesterday, I had a little bit more
consequence because if you lose the day before, you still
get another chance to get into the playoffs. But when
the Heat and Bulls went at it last night, it
was all on the line. You lose and you pack
your things. And even though Chicago was at home, it
didn't matter. The Miami Heat, behind Tyler Harrow got the
job done one oh nine to ninety. Also, the Mavericks

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sealed their deal, and as they knocked off the Kings,
the Kings weren't even out of the locker room and
they had fired their general manager, a changing of the guard.
There isn't it funny how it wavers like your kids
are going to a different school next year if we
don't win tonight. It's just the bottom line, because if
you do win a couple of games and you get
to the playoffs, it's a short memory in professional sports,

(01:04:07):
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the Heat and Hawks play for the final spot in
the East, and the Mavericks and Grizzlies will try and
round out the group in the West. Now, these games
start at four o'clock tomorrow evening and should have some
pretty good excitement, both pretty close spreads and a lot
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on who's the A hole? I gave Laura a gift

(01:04:49):
for Christmas? Found out that she just regifted it the
same Christmas I gave it to it good, So who's
the a holes?

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
It is?

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
It?

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Hers and me? What are your calls next?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
You're listening to dan Or Drew Drew Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
All Right, I want to know this morning, who's the
a hole? Or it's just is Laura the a hole?
But it's starting to sound like people maybe swinging towards
my side of the fence. Yeah, the scenario is this. Recently,
I found out that Laura regifted something I gave her
for Christmas. Really, that's not the problem. I think for me,
it's the fact that, like she just told me, like

(01:05:23):
it wasn't a big deal because you know, I think
human nature is if you found out someone just regifted
your gift.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
You think they didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Well, I mean, you know, it's like it's just there's
something about it, but like it kind of bothers you,
But it's just human nature. Did I say anything to
her when she mentioned it to me? Did it bother
me that bad?

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Really, I just figured it'd be a good topic. But
but yeah, like I think that's kind of a dick move.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
I mean, the thing is, though Tanner knew I wasn't
gonna like it, or at least not wear it, I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
You would think it was funny and I wasn't sure.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
And honestly, I mean I did think it was funny,
and I do mean this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
I did say it's a gag gift to kind of
like protect myself.

Speaker 9 (01:05:57):
And I feel like that's the only part of this
where you went wrong. Yeah, what's the setup because you
you kind of gave her the go ahead right out.

Speaker 13 (01:06:05):
Of the gate.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Yeah, well, like I know it's bad, Like I didn't
expect her to wear it to the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
And in his defense, the explaining part, it's a subconscious thing.
It's the same thing I do when I give a gift.
I don't necessarily think you don't like it, but I'm
like explaining why it's okay while they're opening.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
It if you don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Yeah. Yeah, Well in general, you know, it's like oh yeah,
and like I'm giving you an out to be like okay,
but I really do want you to.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Yeah, But then you take the out and they're like, well,
now my feelings are hurt, you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Know, Yeah, like my feelings aren't hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
It's an imperfect process.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
I just thought, I mean, I guess, I guess, I guess,
for lack of a better term, sure, slightly hurt. Yeah,
but like I wasn't it was just sounds like, Wow,
that was kind of like, I'm surprised you just said that,
Like it was no big deal.

Speaker 9 (01:06:49):
If the shoe was on the other foot. Would you
be offended if you get got him something and he
just immediately discarded it like a piece of trash.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
It wasn't a piece of trash. I gave it to
a very good friend of mine who is getting lots
of use out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
I think that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
But gag versus gift too, I mean, gag is a
little different than standard issue.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Get also to Yeah, so to your point, if I
gave Tanner a gift that, I was like, this is funny.
I don't really care if you use it or not.
I just think it's hilarious. Like I saw it and
I thought of you, and I thought that you would
think it was funny. And then he was like, oh,
I gave it to a friend of mine who might
enjoy it more.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
I don't know if my feeling, by the way, I
think that would still make you the a hole because
you put zero thought into the gift. Let's go to
the talkback messages coming into our iHeartRadio app. Hey, guys,
Tanner's the a hole.

Speaker 11 (01:07:33):
Don't get offended for that, because if she wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Gonna wear it, she was either gonna give it the good.

Speaker 13 (01:07:39):
Will or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
So at least she found something that was gonna.

Speaker 12 (01:07:43):
Love and enjoy it.

Speaker 15 (01:07:45):
Tanner, it was a gag gift.

Speaker 16 (01:07:46):
Apparently it made her gag, so she had to get
rid of the gift.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Tanner, you're being the a hole.

Speaker 18 (01:07:51):
You got the gift as a gag gift, hoping just
to get a laugh out of it. You didn't get
your laugh out of it, and now you're making her
feel bad about it. I think being the a hole
knocking How.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Am I the a hole?

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Knock it off?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Knock it off? Oh, my father, don't tell me what
to do as of right now.

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
Favorite talk back of the year, knock it off.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
But how honestly, how am I the a hole?

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Because you're making me feel bad?

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
I'm making you feel bad. You don't care at all?
You could, you couldn't care less.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Yeah, And I think they just think you're an able
because you care. So you say you don't care so much,
but it feels like you care, and so I think
that's what they're they're they're pointing at.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I mean, sure, there's a part of me that that cares.
That's why I'm talking about it.

Speaker 13 (01:08:31):
But like, is it is it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Is it going to ruin our friendship? Of course not?

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Better.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Will I not give her a gift next year? Of
course not. I'm still going to give her im just
a surprise. It's again, it's not the regifting. It's the
fact that you just told me like it wasn't gonna
hurt my feelings that she did it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:44):
I might be a girl thing too though. I was
walking into my house the other day and I noticed
that my daughter's the back of her car had a
big ding in it, and I'm like, so, what'd you do?
She goes, expect.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
That's not a problem, Okay, I feel like.

Speaker 9 (01:09:01):
This warrants for the conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
She's like, what's my car? I don't have to tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
But you're right, it's your gift.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
You can you can do what you want with and like,
why would you ask? Don't ask questions?

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
You don't, By the way, I never asked. I think
she just shared this information with me. It just it
just popped up, like I don't I don't remember asking you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
You're probably like, hey, do you still have that sweater?
You're still wearing that sweater, and I think I actually
gave it to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
I don't think I did that. It was like everything
she just said is not true. Twenty three ninety six
says I swear Tanner's the whiniest man I've ever met.
You're good, Laura, Thank you? Have you ever met me?
Have you don't get me started? Just knock it off,
ye says Tanner is so sensitive he got but hurt
on a white elephant gift. Laura is not the a hole.

(01:09:44):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
It wasn't exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
A white is different because that's automatically regiftable. This was
a present from a person to a person. It's different.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Hi, it's Tanner, Joe, Laura, good morning, Good morning guys.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
Okay, so I guess there's one part of the story
that I made. So how did you find out that
Laura regifted the sweater?

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
That's I don't exactly remember, but I definitely I didn't bring.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
It up, but I don't think I would have just
been like, hey, Tanner, I regifted that sweater you gave me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
I do think you just kind of popped up and
said it. I mean, we were talking about something that
I don't know, and I don't understand. I mean, this
guy I remember, I wants to know, but why doesn't
that change anything? Like he's asking, like, why why is
that going to change?

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
It doesn't I mean he would Tanner would have never
found out if we wouldn't have talked about it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Yeah, But I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
For me, it seems like if if if Laura was
boasting that, oh yo, you remember that stupid gift that
you got me, I gave it away to somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
I don't think that that would be kind of an
able move.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
But like if it was a very casual oh yeah,
no I actually ended up, you know, giving that to
somebody else, that's not really a malicious thing. So I
don't really think anybody's be able if that's the case.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
I don't think it's malicious to do it. It's just
when you regive something, that person that you gave you
that gift isn't supposed to know that's what you did. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:11:01):
I just feel like this is an a whole neutral situation,
like there's either one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:04):
I am closer to the middle on this than anything.
I mean, it's the old breadmaker thing. It's like, if
you're not going to use it, eerie gifted. Just don't
give it to the same person, but don't necessarily.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
I wasn't. That would have been hilarious though, if like
this Christmas, I just I gave you the Captainer gift
because also Tanner and I would have also has.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
A cat I do, so yeah, and I would.

Speaker 9 (01:11:26):
Have worn it, Tannor remember that cat'switter. You gave me
a Christmas My friend loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
I'm actually happy that somebody is wearing the thing. Thanks
for the call, man, We appreciate him. Uh. This one's
from thirty forty nine, says Tanner. Don't listen to him.
You're not the a hole. This is basically an a
whole free situation.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
See, that's kind of how I feel. I think that,
you know, he did a good thing by buying it
for you. I mean he didn't even draw your name,
he drew mine. He gave you more gifts than me,
so everyone can be happy about.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
What you got.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Oh that's right, Yeah, I drive me.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
And then she had like nine gifts over there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
I gave everybody gifts.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's that doesn't help.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Your case there, Yeah, I know that's what I'm saying.
You're still kind of an a hole. He gave you
a slew of gifts. He could have kept them all,
took a picture of each and sent him over immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
I get, yeah, I guess so, but I mean next year.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
I really like, don't don't get me wrong, I really
don't care that you regifted it. I just thought it
sounds like to me, I thought it was kind of
funny and interesting that she just threw it out there
like it wasn't a big deal, Like, oh yeah, I
just regifted the same Christmas I gave it, because you
would prefer in a perfect world, you give someone something,
they love it, they keep it end of the day
and a perfect world. But I'm apparently a terrible gift.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Giver, so that's not true. But we've already discussed this.
I wear the slippers all the time. We just talked
about the bookmark the other day that I still use.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
So, like, I was cleaning out my office and I
found I found a Laura got me a vintage blazer
T shirt like a year and a half, two years ago.
It is a zero weares, yeah, zero FaceTime, zero pictures,
and I feel terrible about it. I'm like, I'm gonna
wear that someday and it still hasn't been worn. So,
like you know, I'm not very good at the gibbs either.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
So if it makes I'd be more offended if you
gave it away and didn't sell it, because I'm sure
it's worth some money.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Oh yeah, it looks very ben one day. Indicate this,
this friendship and bringing in.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Okay, we do have some more talkbacks coming in through
our iHeartRadio app. Download it for your cell phone today.
Who's the A Hole? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
We would have fist bumped you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:22):
Guys didn't cool cool but you didn't cool cool me,
but Tanner would have been like I said cool, but
I didn't really mean cool.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
I was just a defense mech don't try to read.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
My shoots, Amen, brother, Amen, brother.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
I just know I can't. If it's clothing, I cannot win.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
All right, more of your calls and talkbacks coming up.
Hanging You and Laura Portland's rock Station one of five
nine The Brudes, Tanner, Drew and Laura a few more
calls and text and talkbacks about the who the A Hole?
Segment from a few minutes ago The regid Yeah, so

(01:14:00):
I gave Laura sweater for Christmas. Just found out recently
she regifted it, which I guess, you know, isn't the problem.
You can regift things. I've gifted regifted things. People do that.
I think the problem is is that she just told
me like, oh yeah, I regifted it like it was
no big deal, Like okay.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
Well, I mean when you tell someone that it's a
gag gift, you assume that it's not serious and that
you can do whatever you want with it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
That's your listen, you're right, it's your gift. You can
do what ever you want. I'm just surprised that you're
so dead inside you wouldn't realize that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
I'd hurt my surprise by here in liz our dilemma.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Yeah, so who's the A hole? That's what we want
to know. Looks like, listen, a lot of people started
off on my side, and then it quickly swung to
Laura's side of the fence. But there are some rational
people out there, like this. One's in a text in
and said from zero eight zero zero eight too. It
says Laura is the a hole. She should have never
told Tanner.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Oh so it's not the act.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
It's just you do need to lie to your friends,
and that's what that's that's what I think. Like would
prefer the just don't tell me. Okay, I don't need
to know, but.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
I really truly. But here's the problem is that there's
a debate on whether or not it like I just
told you, or whether or not you asked.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
I didn't ask.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Well, I wouldn't have just been like, hey, remember that
sweater you gave me, I gave it away? You mean
like that, No, I am not.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
We'll do a whole other segment about who brought it up. Yeah,
next week, we.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Got some talkbacks coming in through our Heart radio.

Speaker 11 (01:15:15):
Well, a gift is a gift. When you give somebody
a gift, think about it. You no longer have anything
to do with it. It belongs to them. They can
do whatever they want, but they can light it on
fire if they want.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
So just now, that would have really hurt my feelings.

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
She just did.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
No one should have this, Yeah, exactly, Happy Thursday Brew crew.

Speaker 19 (01:15:37):
On the regifting situation, I would say, once you get
a gift, it's yours to do with what you.

Speaker 13 (01:15:43):
Wish, so not the a hole.

Speaker 19 (01:15:47):
One year, I got my mom a gift card for
cheesecake Factory and the next Christmas, she mailed it back
to me. She regifted my gift back to me. But hey,
it's all good man cheese came.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
That is the worst than the person forgets that you
gave it to Yeah, I mean, how much did you
mail in a gift to your mom when you chose
the most generic restaurant just send to her across a country?

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
But I mean also delish cheesecake Factory, I take it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Yeah, yeah, I think I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Like the cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
Sometimes I like to.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
Try, like all the cheesecake with one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yeah, I like that generic tasting, corporate fee.

Speaker 16 (01:16:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Yeah, it was like a novel.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
And I don't mind the food. It's just when you're
it's your mom and you're at a Safeway, you're like,
which would you pick one for me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
Just give her the cheesecake card whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Every lady loves cheesecake.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
I think that's true, apparently.

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Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Laura Portland's rock station one of five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura getting a few more texts
and talkbacks coming in about the last segment. Who's the
Ahle segment? So this one's from twenty eighty. It says,
I feel like Tanner should pull up his panties. Lord
did the logical thing and made the sweat are happy
to be worn regularly by the real cat lady. Because

(01:20:03):
I don't hear anyone talking about the sweater's feelings.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
I think that you not being a cat lady is
a debate for another time.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
How dare you? I have two cats? Yeah, no, nobody
calls Tanner a cat guy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Yeah, but your cat's per square into is pretty heavy.
You had like the automatic robot cat thing. It's like
a poor man's Jumanji at your house.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
That's me and also me being lazy and not wanting
to clean up after my cats.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
And I barely love my cat, so I barely whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
You have to feed her medicit, you have to hold
her in your arms and force feed her medication.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
But neither of you smell like cat, which has been
an ever important part of that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
So I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Yeah, and again it has. I don't care that you
regifted it, right, it's the fact that you just threw
it out there like it wasn't a big deal. Like,
that's if you regift it. If you regive something, the
person that gave you that gift probably should know that
you regifted it. That's all I'm saying. Of Course, people
regift things. I regift things I've regift. I think I've
may have regifted the things that Laura has given me before.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Oh yeah, probably, I mean probably I don't in a
drawer somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
But the point is it's not about that. It was
just like that, she just threw it out there. And
again I don't really care that much.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
It was just like, you know, I don't think I
threw it out there. See, this is still that this
is what's up for debate. I don't think this was
the original debate.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
You're going to die on this hill.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Yeah, well you don't remember things clearly.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
So now he's gaslighting me, right, This is what I
deal with every day.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Yeah, so you guys do the thing that is the
number one argument maker at my house, and it's the
word always. You're both doing always is right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Now she does. That's the only time I really means
it's always. It's when she's always doing it fair enough,
all right, Yeah, that's that that chaps true side when
you go. If I go, like, dude, you're always doing
that always?

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Because that is that is almost and nobody's in every situation.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
It's never always.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
But you know, people would say that they don't necessarily
mean always. It's more of like a figure of speech.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
It's just being careful of the language.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
But it's just also in your conversation. It just made
both of you peeved when you heard always. He just
didn't realize.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
I didn't even I didn't even notice until you guys
said it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
There's some you two are jamming. I don't know which
words do it, but uh, it's it's a give and take.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
I'm not mad, I mean because I know that I
gave that sweater a happy home, so I feel perfectly fine.

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Don't give it to me though, because you know where
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we get into beef watters. Not necessarily the news, I mean,

(01:22:57):
let us face is not necessarily the news. Yes, rash
Bandits is coming up on Saturday. We're gonna be taking
over Lynn's Park between ten and noon. And also we
just found out the other day that, uh, there's gonna
be a fire, a couple of fire trucks there, awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Firemen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
So tell me about this go was it station station eleven?

Speaker 9 (01:23:20):
I honestly don't recall this station off the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
I think she said station eleven, right.

Speaker 9 (01:23:24):
But I do understand that there will be some firemen
out there with a fire truck hanging.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Out two stations is what she told us.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Let me call susan real quick doing push ups. Yeah. Yeah,
And like they're gonna be out there and you can
take pictures of the firemen and the and the fire
trucks and everything. And that's as long as like a
house doesn't burned because they told us, like, listen of
outsketches on fire, which is fair.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
Did you just volunteer them to push up or were
they going to do push ups? I just volunteer because
they aren't the military. There's not a pull up here
to save.

Speaker 9 (01:23:53):
That fireman could get out there and rip off some some.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
Sweet that they could.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
Hey, are they bringing a Dalmatian?

Speaker 9 (01:23:59):
You know, it's funny you say that, because just a
minute ago, in my mind I was going to firehouses
still have the Dalmatian, because that's still a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Never seen it. I live down the street from one.
I've never seen.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
I saw the video New York, but that might just.

Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
Me because how that even became a thing.

Speaker 13 (01:24:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Hello, oh hi, Susan, it's us.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Oh hi.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
We were we were wondering about the firemen who are
going to be there on Saturday. Trash band.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
It's what station will be off well, possibly upon request.
I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
They're going to have to close lures down for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
And probably me too.

Speaker 13 (01:24:36):
Anyway, they Hey, fire station number eleven and number seven,
two of.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
Them are double down.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
That's nice and yes, and they they.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
Did say that they would.

Speaker 13 (01:24:51):
Yeah, they would bring some some folks and bring a
couple of fire trucks.

Speaker 8 (01:24:55):
And the only you know, the only obstacle could be
if they get a call, they're going to have to yeah, bolt, But.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Man, I really want to pull the horse. I really
want to pull that thing there.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Oh yeah, Now is that like a button or is
it like a fire truck or is it like a
semi truck.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I thought it was just like a truck where there's
like a little strings. Yeah, whatever, even if I get
to bring that tiny.

Speaker 9 (01:25:20):
Little back, I think it is a pole situation because
I have watched them do it, like going through an intersection.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
I see the dude, you just see him. They're pulling something, right,
So they'll they'll be out there from ten to noon
on Saturday, getting you know, you can take fixed wow,
just have a stroke. You can take pictures with the fireman.
You can. I don't know if they're going to let
you get in the truck.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
Maybe maybe you like touch a truck. Events and stuff
where kids.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Can go, Yeah, when they do, like neighborhood fairs and stuff.
They do that stuff. But we'll last permission and if not,
beef Water said he wanted to do push ups in
front of the.

Speaker 9 (01:25:56):
Largest ordered three bottles of baby oil.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
Yeah, he's having a big sale.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Yeah, tap off.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
All right, Susan, we'll see on Saturday. For trash bandits.
You can sign up right now to be a trash
band detO one of five nine the prew dot com.
All right, it's not time for beef waters not necessarily
the news. I'm sorry, let us face yes, yes.

Speaker 9 (01:26:18):
Here we are enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:20):
Uh boy.

Speaker 9 (01:26:21):
We got a rounding batch of stories ranging all around
the world this week, as I guess, as per usual,
starting off right here in the United States in California,
where a woman with the world's longest tongue showed off
some of the tricks she can perform with her massive
mouth muscle, including removing jaga blocks with expert precision. Oh jenga, Yeah,

(01:26:43):
Chanelle Tapper has She's held the Guinness World Record for
the longest tongue since twenty ten, so she's been holding
on to this thing for a minute. How long is
her tongue, you ask? Three point eight inches from tip
to lip. That is so long to think about lip
tip to lip three point eight inches?

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Well, think about removing a Jenga piece with your tongue.
I could push it a little ways, but in order
to get it all the way out, you have to
have your tongue go through the system.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Ye.

Speaker 9 (01:27:09):
It's an impressive feat. So she showed off a variety
of things that she can do with her tongue, including
the aforementioned removing of the Djenga blocks, flipping plastic cups,
gagging every romantic partner, and curling a dumbbell even though
and she can even hold a spoon.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:27:26):
So making the girl with that tongue, she could probably
slap you across the face with it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
You poked me in the eye.

Speaker 9 (01:27:34):
All right, here's a weird one. Animal abuse in Switzerland
has risen to record levels amid growing fears over an
increase in sex attacks on horses.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
Oh my god, tell me about it.

Speaker 9 (01:27:45):
That's what I said. You're you're I'm as offended as
you are.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
It's so gross and terrible to the animals. Feel terrible
for me. Absolutely.

Speaker 9 (01:27:52):
A total of one hundred and five cases of animal
cruelty the horses were registered last year, up considerably from
previous years, but probably below the act actual number of incidents,
which means, you know, only a small portion of those
have been reported, which is again, this is a crazy thing.
Experts believe they are up to ten thousand people in
Switzerland predisposed to zoophilia zoo right, bunky up there in Switzerland.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
But you know, sadly, we've had some cases like that
near here. Not that many, but people are gross.

Speaker 9 (01:28:25):
Yeah, it is true, but I mean, look, let's be fair.
I mean I remember feed feeding a goat, some pellets
and a petting zoo.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
It made me feel weird.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Are you looking at me?

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Funny here? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:28:38):
Domino's Pizza has launched an investigation after one of its
drivers it was caught on camera attempting a motorcycle stunt
before crashing in the middle of the road. The delivery
driver was filmed trying to pull off a wheelie in
South London. He was going full pee wee herman, you know,
both legs off the side, just being a real hot shot.

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:28:58):
So then he goes and decides he's going to ride
the wheel and then you know, does the wobble thing,
tips the bike over, smashes the pizza. Everybody laughs at
him in the street and now Dominoes they are embarrassed
about the situation, they launched a complete investigation. Homeboy is
definitely getting fired and whoever ordered the pizzas they just
got smashed in the middle of the road. I there's

(01:29:20):
a time and a place for wheelie riding and during
the pizza delivery probably is not that time.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
But Dominoes don't they have that thing where if you
drop your pizza, bring it back and we'll replace it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Yeah, that should be covered and internal affairs at Dominoes, like,
we're a full investigation.

Speaker 9 (01:29:33):
Really, yeah, we don't actually believe those are tire tracks
on the pizza, all right. A Canadian woman has claimed
a frozen lump of excrement from a plane passing overhead
ripped through the roof of her mother's house. So she
was woken up by a crashing sound, saw a huge
hole in the ceiling in the hallway less than fifteen
feet from where she was sleeping. Oh no, so daylight

(01:29:56):
could be seen shining through the hole, which was around
thirty seven inches in diameter, and the crash had caused
damage to the roofs planking and shingles, So that crashed
all the way through your shingles, your plywood decking into
your attic down.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
Through into your asse a big piece of poop.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
You have thirty seven inches in mount poop.

Speaker 9 (01:30:15):
So the roof for inspecting the situation said it was
most likely to have been blue ice, a term from
frozen excrement that can accidentally leak away from planes mid
flight and name for the color of the disinfectant used.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
Can they sewage? Just I wonder can they figure out
the plane because they know the plane's path right?

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
Yeah, they probably.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
I feel like you could sue and if that's the case,
I hope a frozen turn.

Speaker 9 (01:30:36):
It's a very valid point there that that. Yeah, those uh, if.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
There's a time of day, you could probably figure out
which plane it was when it happened.

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
Yeah, but I mean think about that though. Imagine if
it would have hit her like death by frozen pooh.
It's got to be the worst death effort.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
That's why I want to go. I either want to
be a sleeper to be killed by frozen poop.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
I mean that all started as a tummy ache on
an airplane and all that damage.

Speaker 9 (01:30:58):
So blue ice has been known to hit homes and
melt on impact, leaving little evidence behind. So it's it's
like a missed it happens. Yeah, so I don't know
if that stuff that they put in the toilets are
like helps liquefy that stuff and then it freezes as
it comes and then just dissipates to nothing. But nevertheless
an expensive problem. And yeah, stinky, it's like I'm blin

(01:31:21):
all over my carpet down here.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
That's your evidence, and thanks for the thanks for the skylight.

Speaker 9 (01:31:26):
By the way, fantastic is that it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
That's what I got.

Speaker 9 (01:31:29):
That is not necessarily the news. My name's let us
face on assignment.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Thank you, sir, let us face on a sign a journalist.
Only two more days of Beefater having to be called
let us face after losing the steak cookoff to Drew Yep.

Speaker 9 (01:31:43):
Yeah, that almost feels like a month ago already. It's
weird that that was just last week, but.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Maybe three because you know, there's gonna be some listeners
trash banded Saturday.

Speaker 9 (01:31:51):
I'm telling you right now, if anybody says it to
me on Saturday at the park, you're gonna get a
graberr of the nose and I'm gonna squeeze that sucker
till you cry.

Speaker 13 (01:31:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
We're gonna find out what's trending next hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
You're listening. Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Portland rock Station one of five nine the Brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. Uh getting excited for trash Bandits, which
is on Saturday, kind of clean up Lynch Park in
the surroundings era area of the neighborhood around there. Yeah,
so if you want to come on down hang out
with the show, We're gonna go day drinking afterwards. If
you want to teach your kids some responsibility, some community service.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
Not about day drinking, about picking up track.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
We're getting the responsibility over first. And you know, work hard,
play hard.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Everybody should live like that, whatever that means to you. Yeah,
we'll be doing all this after we clean up the garbage.
So right, come on down, sign up to be a
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And then we did find out that fire engines from
Station eleven and Station seven will be on site taking
photos of people, you know, and yeah, maybe you can
mac on a on a fireman or two.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
They're like, honestly, you got to get that Laura girl
away from.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
Us, just creeping us out, bro, what are you guys
doing later.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
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Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
Going on the Brude Arc, they have lives to save.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
Laura's still daydreaming about them. We're just letting her play.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
They're gonna have to hose her down on them before
get the boy. Also online, the trailer for the Fantastic
four First Steps just came out. It looks really good
the movie. I mean, Marvel has had a lot of
flops lately. Yeah, and this one looks really good. I
don't know that. I think they're gonna put all their
eggs in this basket.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Do you feel Little Jetson's Like I felt some Jetson's
appeal in there.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Yeah, like it was old but futuristic and hmm. I'm
excited for the movie. I haven't been excited for a
Marvel movie in a long time. So go check that
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