TD&L Full Show For Thursday- Tomahawk Tua

On today's show we had our final countdown to our Beat Your Meat competiton. We will find out who has what it takes to be named the BBQ champaion at 6 am Friday morning. (4/11)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You list you, Drew and Laura, Hey, what up?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What up? Cuh?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Joe was cracking. It is Thursday, April tenth. Uh, my
brains was cracking. I'm so exhausted, it's crack. I'm so
just broken right now. How are you guys?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
You guys awake half broken per usual? Yea, faking until
I make it.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
I'm actually excited. I'm excited for tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'll wake up here in a few minutes now, not
that I think about it, because tomorrow is our first
ever Beat my Meat competition, y'all.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Yes, it's going down.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
And yesterday Drew and Casey Beefwater Bay went down to
Gartner's and met Jerry.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
I believe he's the owner, right or is he just
like the manager.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
I'm not sure exactly on the hierarchy. The big has
been around since nineteen fifty nine. But what an incredible
uh setup they've got going on down there.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
So you guys went there yesterday to pick your meats.
You got the Tomahawk's steaks. I'm guessing you got some muss.
You got a little something something.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Oh yeah, we also got another try tip that we're
going to cook up on the side and do a
little sampling just so we get some extra meat up
there when beef Water gets here. I mean, it's a
pretty funny interaction with with them there, because not only
did they kind of hear it through the grapevine as
this thing came up organically, he was, he was. He

(01:25):
had some interesting responses when beef Water asked him for
a pointer or two.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Okay, really so yeah, I don't wanna.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I don't wanna, you know, give it all away, But
it was it was so awesome just to stand in
that place.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, at seven am this morning, we'll talk about it
before before will be here and we'll discuss because it
is happening tomorrow. The winner of the Beat My Meat
competition will get a brand new Weber grill that's gonna
be delivered today from Colin from Goldberg Jones.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Oh, it's so it's gonna be in house.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Yeah, Colin will be here today to drop it off
and then.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
So you'll be able to see it and you could
be going home with it, Drew, or you could be
going home sad and lonely. Well you're not lonely, but
sad and empty handed.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I guess, yeah, exactly, especially since beef Water we're using
two of his grills for the I mean he bought
an extra one so that we could do.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
This and him he's gonna send it right back though
this is all over. Yeah, we'll take it right back.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, probably, But this is another level like when we
were shopping around. It's makes the barbecue nerd pretty excited.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Seven a m. This morning. Listen for that.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
You can actually see the video of when Drew and
Casey went to Gardner's yesterday to pick the meats.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
You can see the meats in question.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Laura.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You can see I have never seen a larger piece
of meat. Right, It's very very impressive, like.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
When they draw meat in a cartoon. This is what
it looks like.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
This is straight up and when he held it up,
I went whoo.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
I got check out the video out.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's on our Instagram. Follow us at one of five
nine the brew or at Tanner Jew.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
And Laura.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Story.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
This is where we go around the room sharing what
we think the biggest stories of the day are.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Laura, you want to go first.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I can go first, sure.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I think the big stories that the United States Postal
Service is preparing to raise the price of stamps once again.
They announced the price of a first class main stamp
will go up from seventy three to seventy eight cents.
Domestic postcards, if that's what you're into, will also increase
from fifty six to sixty two cents, and they say

(03:28):
the increases are necessary to achieve financial stability, adding that
USPS prices are still among the most affordable in the world.
But I mean back in the day, I feel like
it wasn't that long ago that stamps were only like
forty one cents.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Right, I mean, I can't tell you the last time
I sent an actual letter out, So.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I mean I do it from time to tell you.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah, I think Christmas cards out and stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, but that's not enough to sustain them, you know,
Like now used to be like we're all just pound.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
In mail and trust days have long gone.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
The big story to me is Delta the airline is
announced a new bag rule. And keep this in mind. Now,
I think the three of us and here are good
on the way that we decide to travel, but you
never know, we all run into a moment. The new
rule is that bags must be dropped off at least
forty five minutes before your flight is to leave, So

(04:23):
if you're late and you show up and you're like, hey,
I'm here, you're not not. If you're within the forty
five minute window, you cannot check that bag. I mean
you could ditch it in your car and maybe get
on the flight.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
That sucks though the stuff in your bag?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Can it get on a later flight? I wonder like,
if I go now, can it get on the next
one and I'll just pick it up later?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Now?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Am I just totally alte?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
But like, what are the chances? I mean, each flight
only goes to the same destination a couple of times,
if ever, throughout the day.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah, And I'm not sure. Maybe they would maybe you
pay like a little extra and they would do that,
But they say that they want travelers there two hours
ahead of flight, so they're giving him an hour and
fifteen minute wiggle room.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
All right.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I think the big story of the day is do
you remember this sound right here? That was the Windows
ninety five reboot chime?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh? I created by Brian not have it?

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Brian Eno created that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Windows ninety five was so huge.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
It's actually been added to the Library of Congress National
Recording Registry, so it's for its cultural significance.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
So there it is.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
It's it's going in there along with other classic songs.
I do remember my mom would like leave the speakers
up at full volume and I'd be trying to go
to bed, you know, and.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
She turned the computer off, so started off futuristic.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah, I was O.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Mom was about to play Will of Fortune on the
when this song, when this sound came on.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
This is when Microsoft was just boss. I mean they
still are boss, but the Rise of It was still
going straight up.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
So there you go. All those stories.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You can get more online right now at one O
five nine the brew dot Com.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
You're listening to Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
All right.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Coming up around seven thirty this morning, another pair of
tickets to go see the Blazers take on the Warriors
tomorrow night. You're also going to be qualified for the
cores light silver seats. Yeah, and those are pretty sweet.
I mean we've set those before. You get a great
view of the court and you get a free swag,
you get like drink coolers.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
You can charge your phone, which was great for me.
My phone is always dead.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Every time I'm out with Tanner He's like, oh, my
phone's about to die. I'm like, what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah? Every time, like literally every single time.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, and so this is that was great for me
to just be able to plug it actually wasn't a plugin.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
You just did one of those wireless ones.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
You just said yeah, yeah, yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
You didn't have to share your plug hole with others
right now.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
I don't like sharing my plug hole in it.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
I wouldn't think you would.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
So if you want to win seven thirty this morning,
we'll play the five ten game for your chance at
tickets to the show of the game. It's a show, Showdown,
Greatest Game and shows. In the meantime, let's do the
tweak of the week. Tweak is b tweaking.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
So this is about a couple that was caught having
some cemetery sex.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Oh, little little jazz in the dead park.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I don't know, not my thing. Really, I've never done that.
Have you ever done it in a cemetery?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Lore? I have never boned amongst the bones. No.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
I've been to a park, and I think most people have,
but not not where the dead people lie.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Well.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
In Florida, forty six year old Stephanie Wegman was arrested
after police allegedly caught her and her lover getting getting
busy in the back of excuse me, in the back
of the wild Cow Prairie Cemetery.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
What a name, wild Cow Prairie.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, that's where I want to lie. Yeah, and who knows?
There was my family at the wild Cow Prairie Cemetery.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
You might move to Florida and end up in that
cemetery when you're old and your bone are brittle and
you ache.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Well.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
A state trooper says he was attending the cemetery. Uh,
there was a cemetery benefit thing there for his canine dog,
and he was looking around and saw he saw a
vehicle part which he thought was weird because the cemetery
was close to the public at the time. Oh, and
so he did a little investigation and saw this couple
just getting busy.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
So this was in broad daylight.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Oh it sounds like it.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
I mean, if he conceived from any sort of distance.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I mean, why wouldn't you wait until nighttime?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Well, sometimes you can't wait till night time, just a
little natural instinct, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
So he saw a white male at the rear of
the cemetery, engaged in sexual activity, and so he recrested.
IDs The couple was escorted back to their vehicle, where
a canine.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Caught a whiff of some little whiff of some spish.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Search ensued and apparently the authorities found meth xanax or xanax,
xanax oxy codone, among some other things.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
That they were having a real party, So.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
They must have looked like tweakers, because if you're doing
it in the car, I feel like they write you
a citation and you're on your way, or maybe you're
arrested if you're in public. Public.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
But yeah, like certain like public, like, uh, was it
in decency someone?

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, But then when they grabbed the canine, they're suspicious,
like they don't just run that by some forty five
year old Rhonda.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Well, cops, I think have a good idea, like look
at yourself.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
This guy's this guy scratching his neck, he's he's sweating.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
The man has yet to be charged, which I thought
was that, But but Wegman was hit with a variety
of drug related charges, but no charges I guess related
to the actual like sex.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Oh okay, I was gonna say, like, how do you
charge one without the other if they're maybe so, maybe
it's just the drug stuff.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
He probably said it was.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
They're not drugs.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah, one person took the heat and the other one
got sent home.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
We were happily doing it on a man's grave who
died in the eighteen hundred and you had to ruin it.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
You had to ruin it. So I'll take that very
very romantic.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I'll take the heat for her because she was she
was doing me a favorite surprise.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
All those drugs in there. They even had the power
to do it. Then, kidd find them napping, is.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
What you think?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Those canine dogs, man, they don't play every time. I like,
you know, like I went to Disneyland and had some
like a hashpin on me or whatever. There's some gummies
in my bag and I have to walk by the
dog at the airport and I always getting nervous. They've
never it's never stopped me or anything. And I'm sure
they're looking for bombs.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Right yeah, but it's still like real drugs.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
It's still like I tense up a little bit when
I walked past the dog at the airport side.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Note, did you see did you see that the bomb
sniffing dog? Donald at the airport retired and all the
TSA agents were throwing like tennis balls at it.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yeah, that was very cute.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Yeah, but you know, I was kind of hoping the
old dog would stay around. You know, he's not quite
as good as sniffing out the weed.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
More in that story online at one of five nine,
the brew dot Com.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
And Bruce Sports.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Here's Drew Well.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
It was a game that slipped through the cracks for
the Portland Trail Blazers last night as they were looking
decent in this one and then let the Jazz back
into the game, only to end up in overtime and
lose out on the grind one thirty three, one twenty six.
At this point, though, the playoff hope is out the windows,

(11:23):
so starting to lose games actually benefits Portland. But we
are kind of nickel and diming with just a couple
of games left in the year. You want to try
and at least get a positive taste in your mouth
as you head to the offseason. But a lot of
our players injured down the stretch. Denny didn't play last night.
That shook things up in a different way. And with

(11:44):
no Simons either, there's just really no go to one
in this offense. So the Blazers look to pick up
the pieces and they will take on the Warriors tomorrow night.
We've got tickets later on this morning. Also, it is
the strangest thing, as Nikola Jocic was asked after their
victory last night about what it's like to lose the

(12:07):
only head coach he's ever had in the NBA. Now,
the weirdest thing is Mike Malone, the coach for the
coach for the Denver Nuggets just won an NBA championship
a year ago.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
The NBA is so fickle.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
He was fired a day ago while they're still in
fourth place with two games left before the playoffs. So weird. Well,
they're calling it a shot in the arm for this team.
That's how expendable a ten year coach is. But after
the game, it was Jokich who said this about their future.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
People say that you have vulnerbio, but I think the
Beast is always the strongest, the most dangerous when to
vulnerbur So maybe if he woke up the Beast.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I heard none of that him saying, well, basically saying
that they're a vulnerable team, but that woke up the
Beast saying that leads me to believe that the multiple
time MVP called in a favor and got his coach fired.
I'm not saying it's the thing, but that might come
out in the wash.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
There's the sports. Thank you much.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
All right, So we've got some spots open for our
trash bandits, which is coming up in just nine days
April nineteenth, are gonna be taking over Lynds Park and
the surrounding area, cleaning up the garbage.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
This my old stomping ground saw. You know this means
a lot to me.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Given back.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
I'm giving back. Finally, I went to high school. Given back.
I went to high school at Marshall, which is right,
you know, right around the corner there.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
So you know my mom spent some time at Marshall,
So I will pick up garbage alongside the alumni.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Over Awesome in her name.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Well yeah, if you want to sign up to be
excuse me, I got some froggies down there. If you
want to sign up to be a trash bandto do
it because they are filling up fast.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
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Speaker 1 (13:45):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Laura Portland's rock Station one of five nine the Brew
It's Tanner Drew and Laura And wow, this woman has
said a Guinness World record okay, with a nearly three
inch mouth over.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Well, that's a that's a gaate for three inches? Yeah,
well just under three inches.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Marie Pearl Zelmer Sorry, Marie Pearl Zelmer Robinson from Alaska,
do you really need four names for God's sake?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah? I mean it's a big mouth. She's gotta have
something to fill it.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
She said againess world record with a two point nine
eight inch mouth gape, surpassing the previous female record of
two point five to six inches.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
She discovered her usual talent after watching a video of
the former record holder and was had her mouth. She goes,
I got a big mouth. So she had her measured
by a dentist and she became a new champion.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
So is that like diameter?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Like how do they? Is it?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Like?

Speaker 4 (14:40):
It's maybe it's like how far you can drop it?
You know, like from top to bottom is what I
was thinking.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
But maybe it's like why side?

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Well here's here's Marie Pearl Zelmer Robinson talking about having
the largest, the world's largest.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Having a record for something is like making a fact
for the full world to learn from.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
And people look at that and they they that's something
that really exists.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
I wonder if I can do that.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
I welcome the challenge of somebody else going after it,
and I'm pretty sure that I can beat my own
record in the future as well. My official Guinness World
record is seven point five nine.

Speaker 8 (15:19):
Centimeters, also known as two point nine to eight inches.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Come look at a video of for eating like a
full How many? How many burger patties?

Speaker 9 (15:30):
Is this?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (15:31):
My god, Mother of God. I mean, this girl can
put down a burger. I give her props. Let me
refresh this year. Here here she is.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Look at that.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
That's one, two, seven eight, It's like ten.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Patties, so it's height.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Yeah, it's a that's the biggest mouth I've ever seen
in my life. Wow, Wow, congratulations.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Doesn't that make the sides of your mouth feel vulnerable?

Speaker 5 (15:58):
You know?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
It does, little spots because when they crack, you're ruined.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, like that, and then you have every time you
eat something and yeah, yeah, Well, anyway, we'll put this
video online if you want to check out her gaping mouth.
That sounds weird to say online. Uh, one of five
nine in the brew dot Com.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
She's earned it, though, say gaping.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Mouth, floor, gaping mouth. Does that feel weird?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, the whole thing feels weird.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
See how much meat that lady just put in her mouth.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
It's like ten patties.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
We should have invited her to the Beat My Meat competition.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
She would have eaten the whole steak and a blight
one five nine in the brew dot Com Click on Tanner,
Drew and Laura. All right, coming up around seven thirty
this morning, we'll have tickets to see the Blazers play
the Warriors tomorrow night. Beef Water just walked in here.
We'll talk about our Beat our Meat competition was just
coming up tomorrow. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the
Brew Happy Thursday.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Casey and Drew are gonna be going head to head
to see who can cook the best tomahawk steak.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
By the way, courtesy of Gartner's.

Speaker 8 (16:57):
Yes, our boy Jerry out there. What a guy?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, Like, Drew and Casey went down there yesterday, and
you know we expected to pay, and you know we
never asked for free stuff, but we expected to pay.
And we got down there and Jerry was or I
didn't go, but Casey and Drew wenten. Apparently Jerry was
so cool. Yeah, he gave you the stuff, gave you
all everything for free.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:17):
I set it up with the agreement if he would
pick us out some nice steaks we could go have
a few minutes. He would, you know, give us his
thoughts and opinions on the matter. And that's kind of
where it left off. And then when it came to
check out time, I was like, so where are we
at on this? I want to see you if I
had some room left to, you know, maybe pick up
a couple exit things. And he goes, you guys already
paid for it, that's all.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
I'm all right, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
So who pick ups to Jerry.

Speaker 8 (17:41):
Yeah, and whoever out there that's already rolled in there
and dropped the station's name, thank you very much because
you helped us get that across. Finch.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Appreciate you.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
We do appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
When you say nice steaks, you know, like you think, like, okay,
nice steak. You got to go to our Instagram and
look at these stakes.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Dude, these steaks yesterday.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
So remember the game, the WWE video game, like where
you'd punch Yoko was Yoga Zuna and like a chicken
would fall out Yoko on a completely different chick, and
then a full full, a full steak would come out.
This is what these tomahawk stakes look like. They look
like cartoon steaks, you know, like that what you'd see
in it, you know, like a Looney Tunes movie.

Speaker 8 (18:18):
There are some thickens.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah, it was. It was such a good cut. Like
he brings these things out from the back and they're
on these mondo bones where they're so big that the
first thing Casey said is, uh, you think that's gonna
fit on a grip?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, that was My initial thought was like I don't
know if that's gonna.

Speaker 8 (18:35):
Fit with bone? Is that If that's twenty four inches long,
we're gonna need to nip off a little bit there.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
We might need a bandsaw just cut a little bone
off the end, But it's gonna be. It's like it's
when he turns around, he sits him on the scale
and he picks one up and he goes to three pounds.
He sets them bolt down at six pounds, picks the
other one up three pounds like perfect cut. It's the
exact same amount of meat. Now, I because I was

(19:02):
going to a doctor's appointment, I didn't take my meat
home yesterday, so beef Water brought it today, so we actually, Wow.
I was wondering to sleep with our own beef tonight.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I was wondering about that because that's a little risky
on your part, Drew to let him go home with
a steak and he could be tampering with it.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
It was going to say I didn't touch it.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
I didn't tamper it. I just left it right there
on the counter overnight.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
And the nice thing is is, you know, and I
don't know if he just brought one of them here
or if he brought them both, but that steak, you know,
you you might need more time than just when the
show's on to prep in the morning, So I might
have to start prepping at three or something.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Along the old see oh my god, I'm up anyway,
what do you think are you gonna be waking up
with three in the morning?

Speaker 8 (19:41):
And I would say, I don't think you need to, Drew.
I think it's I think stick with your original plan.
It's gonna be plenty of time, I anticipated him being
as efty like that.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Lord, do you think that's real good advice or do
you think he's beef Water's trying to throw you off?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
No, I was. I was just wondering why Casey was
offering any advice at all. I mean, if Drew wants
to wake up or and marinate his steak or.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
Whatever, marinate, So I did.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
I didn't say marinate.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
I thought I said the wrong word.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
Cmmated his meat all night in a bleach bath.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, it's taken care of.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
No, we even confirmed with Jerry, even though he was
very sheepish about giving any information at all.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
What do you mean you wouldn't tell you how to
do it?

Speaker 4 (20:20):
This is the funniest part. So Casey and I are
standing there and Beef is like, so what do you think?
Like but like ask him a cook time question and
he just grins and looks at He's like, nope.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
Because you're not putting me in the middle of that.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah, branted, I will even say this that you know
he cooks on his trigger, even him a seasoned beef expert.
When we were talking doing this on the charcoal with
these cuts, there was a little bit of I don't
want to say nervous in his eyes, but it was like,
that's a tough cook, you know, and that even even
his advice, you know, is he's like, I don't want

(20:59):
to give advice going to backfire, and I also don't
want to tilt the scale on this one. But he
shut down. I mean, Casey asked him three questions, I think,
and all three caught.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
A did now. I challenged him to a fistfight, which
you probably don't want to do. Anyone to do that.
Dude is a seasoned meat man. He's been there for
forty years.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Wow. Wow, Jerry's been.

Speaker 8 (21:17):
At Gardner at Gartner's for forty.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
That's pretty incredible.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
So I had I had a drive home after this,
and I didn't have the meat, but he gave us
this bag of jerky, all made, fresh made jerky, different
kinds of jerky, and I had no water, and I
just sat there and ate, I ate, I ate jerky
for you know, probably forty straight minutes. Is so good.
I almost text Casey and just wrote that jerky though. Yeah,

(21:43):
I went open chopped wood in wool pants. It was
so good. That place is worth it.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Well, tomorrow it all starts at six am. We're of
course going to have Andrea Dame Wood from the Portland Mercury,
who is a food critic down here to be a judge.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
She's going to help judge us.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
We're gonna have listeners down here tomorrow morning to help
judge Laura and I myself will be a judge. Colin
from Goldberg Jones actually can't make it tomorrow, so he's
dropping off.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
The grill today. All right.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
So because Colin from Goldberg Jones, they're sponsoring this event
and the winner's gonna walk away with their manhood intact
and a brand spanking new charcoal Weber grill.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
Well, holy cow, it's starting to feel real now.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Oh wow, Look it's look at you. Look at you.
Get a little nervous in the leg.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
It's not nerves. I'm glad it's here. I wish it
was today.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Okay, all right, so you're more concious about you.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
I'm just ready. I'm ready to do it now. I'm
kind of tired of talking about it.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
I'm ready to do There's a lot of eyes on
this thing. I mean, it's like but you and it
might be the same for him. I got family members
saying last night at seven thirty, that's like almost bedtime.
My dad calls me. He's like, I got I just
found the treasure trove of briquettes back here. You've got
to come over right now.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
What your brother say to you?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
He said if I He said it publicly on our
Instagram that if I lose this one, feel free to
not show up to family events.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
Well, Drew, think about all the time. I'm gonna save
you so much free time. Are even having to skip
all these things? You're not gonna have to cook for
everybody anymore.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Yeah, it's true, but but my bro knows that I
can deliver this thing. I just gotta I just gotta
follow through.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
We have our show meetings every Wednesday, like station meetings
every Wednesday, and yesterday it was getting so testy in
the meeting. At one point, ky I remember what Casey said,
But Drew looks at him and goes, you are such
a tool. And then when I Drew says that, you like,
you know he's here to Tad, Drew's.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
Like going over like, you know, hey, if if somebody
wants like a less done piece, I'm gonna find that
because this stack's gonna be thick enough that I can,
you know, I can take some more done piece off
the edge. And I go like, I mean, I guess, yeah,
Drew spos he's such a tool.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
And Laurie's right in the middle of both of them,
and so she just kind of feels like in between
the argument and I actually see her doing that cartoon
thing or Horrizon.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Going back and forth, and so I keep flipping my plan.
Since then, I have changed the plan back and forth
between two ideas four times.

Speaker 8 (24:08):
I've been doing as well. And I mean, I feel
like it's six to one half dozen of the other.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
And does it make you nervous that Jerry from Gardner's
was He even was like, Wow, that's gonna be tough.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Yeah, I mean we just called it. We just called
a chef off the air, and he mumbled the same thing.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Right, Well, how about this, let's just ask the audience
real quick, how would you prepare a Tomahawks steak on
a charcoal grill? What would be your method? Eight six, six,
four four five one of five nine. You can also
shoot us a talk back through our iHeartRadio app. Download
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nine to brew.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Drew and Laura, all Right, Beat My Meat the first
ever Beat My Meat competition between Drew and Casey to
see who can cook the best Tomahawks steak.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
It's coming up tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
It's all sponsored by Goldberg Jones Divorce for Men check
Come Out one hundred Divorce. The winner will gets a
brand new charcoal Weber grill.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
And obviously they're going to go home feeling like the
bigger man, the better man. Yeah, rat, And I don't
know who.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
It's going to be, because man, I love both these
guys so much. I know both of them know how
to cook, and I really have no idea who it's
going to be.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
You know, We've been talking about how both of these
steaks are going to be so good, so it doesn't
really matter who wins and loses.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
But what if both of them are terrible? But if
it's like it's like a Sherry steak?

Speaker 4 (25:29):
You know, because I've watched a bunch of videos of
all kinds of stuff about the you know, ins and
outs of remembering the rules of charcoal and just watching
people cook these steaks, and there's some times where they
go through a whole beautiful process and it looks great
on the outside and they open it up and it's
medium well, you know, and they can sell it in
their YouTube all they want. But that's medium well, and

(25:50):
it's over.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Let's go to line one. How would you prepare a
tomahawk steak? Maren, good morning?

Speaker 9 (25:57):
Who's this by the way, This is David Miller on
the road this morning.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Anybody.

Speaker 9 (26:04):
So you got to let the meat do the talking.
Meaning anything more than S and P, it's not gonna
work out. You might overseas them.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
That makes sense because these guys in here have all
all week been saying you don't want to overseason it.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
You don't want to. You just want the meat to
kind of do it's things.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
So just season it with sugar and paprika.

Speaker 10 (26:25):
Yet light, little dark, and let me do they're talking
all right, you got Gartner's meats or you're already on
the right track.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
There, right, They got great stuff. Man, who are you
leaning towards? Are you leaning towards Drew? Are you leaning
towards Casey?

Speaker 7 (26:36):
Yet?

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Who will win this thing?

Speaker 9 (26:39):
I've been I've been listening for like going on over
since Drew even showed up.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
I'm on Drew's side man like, Okay, you know.

Speaker 10 (26:46):
Backyard barbecue warrior guy, You're just.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Gonna is this harden No, never mind the guy who
won the backyard barbecue zoom was hard and I got confused.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
He's calling me a backyard barbecuer. H'ich I appreciate, all.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Right, Yeah, that's my brain.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, all right, dude, well uh yeah, a lot of
people I felt like we're headed towards beef water. But
like Laura said yesterday, it does seem like some people
are starting to, you know, back up the big d.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
Well Finally, I'm glad. I mean, it was starting to
feel a little bad for Hey, yeah.

Speaker 9 (27:17):
Got we got bathe he's got three girls to feed
at home.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
He'll make it happen.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, and he feeds his family of his immediate family's
twenty people. So all right, thanks, appreciate the call. Let's
go to Uh is this Tristan?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
That yeah? What's up in.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (27:34):
All right, so you wondered how to, uh, how to
do a tomahawk on charcoal?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (27:40):
I got you. So the tomahawk's pretty.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
Thick kind of steak.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Oh yeah, And me has always.

Speaker 11 (27:46):
Been more about the appearance of the tomahawk and the
presence of it. It's really not that great but cut
in my mind for barbecuing. I'm more of a rit
by guy. But I've done a few tomahawks over chartcoal
and the best one that's results I've gotten he's doing
a reverse seer. So what you want to do is
you want to get your charcoal kind of groups on

(28:07):
the one side of the will and uh, you want
to get it up to about one hundred and twenty
degrees internal and then once you hit that, you want
to throw that thing over the hot coals and seer
it real good to get a nice crust on it
and probably about I don't know, sixty to ninety seconds
each side, and then let it rest for as long

(28:31):
as you cooked it.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Well, Drew's got a bad look on his face, like
can smell the fart've been.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
We've been hearing the term reverse seer a lot.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
No, it's not such a sour look. It's just it's
there's basically there's the seer and the reverse seer, you know,
and it's kind of like there's two camps and they're
fighting it out.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
And so you said you've changed your methods, Uh, the
way you're going to do it a couple of times
this week?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Is this?

Speaker 8 (28:55):
That's just one.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
That's the thing. And so the sour thought is in
my with my own soul more than it is with
his opinions.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I kill this person, could be throwing you off.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
I Cuban mind like stew me, and I think I'm
just gonna saute it in a pan on the grill.
That should speed everything.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, that could be pretty good.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Actually, this text message comes to us from thirty five
O four. It says, you smoke that tomahawk until it
hits one hundred or one hundred and five, then hit it,
then hit her with a good buttery seer.

Speaker 11 (29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
I like the idea. Now, yesterday I had a guy
who was making some good sense where he was saying, well,
I always see her and then just wait for my temperature.
Because what you're on a roof, what happens if you
reverse sere and then your coals aren't hot and unlike
at home where you go, okay, well let's just heat
it up again. We have a competition to complete. So
that's where time is of the essence.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
All right, thanks for the call, brother, We appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
And UH with the charcoal. Unlike the gas. You can't
just have more coal, you know what I mean, Like
you gotta burn it. You can't just throw raw coal
into the I mean I suppose you could, but it's
a lot of smoke you don't necessarily want. Yeah, and
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Let's go to fat Thor, fat Thor what's up dude?

Speaker 9 (30:06):
Oh man, the salivating at the mouth taking about these
stakes bros.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Oh man, you guys are in for a real treat.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Yeah. So how would you do it?

Speaker 9 (30:16):
I'm medium ware all the way.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
Anything you ever medium where you just wasted a whole
trunk of meat in my opinion.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, but I mean, I mean, what would you like that?

Speaker 8 (30:29):
I think he's asking you how you would how you
would prepare it?

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (30:32):
Yeah, Oh how would I do it?

Speaker 7 (30:35):
If I'm doing it inside on the oven? Put that
thing on glorial, depending on if it's two inches, yeah,
about eight minutes on each side.

Speaker 8 (30:43):
And if I'm not in the house, I wrap it
up oil, put it on the manifold of my car.
Drive a Newberg.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Thanks fat Thor, love your face buddy.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Oh sorry, guy, We have a lot of calls coming in.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Text messages are coming in. Everyone's got an opinion.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Uh well, I'm glad that Thorpe told us how to
do it in an oven.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Let's go to Michael. Good morning, Michael, good morning. Everybody's
good morning.

Speaker 10 (31:11):
The way I would do it is salt pepper.

Speaker 9 (31:15):
Barlet do a good quick.

Speaker 10 (31:18):
Smoke and then steer it up and then wrap it
in foil and just let it.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Now, Casey's the one who's got the stink face.

Speaker 8 (31:25):
I'm going through the process in my mind of what
he's described.

Speaker 10 (31:28):
All right, Yeah, you just uh two fifty on a
charcoal grill, offset, cook it and then get your grill
mark and then go ahead and wrap it up in foil.

Speaker 9 (31:40):
So throw it off over the heat.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Yeah, all right, man, thank you? Is this stuff throwing
you guys offers at help now?

Speaker 8 (31:47):
I mean, I feel like the one thing people seem
to overlook here is what you want to do is
when it's done and you want to rest that, you
take that thing out, you wrap it in some paper
stuff and under the middle cushion of your sofa.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
He's trying trying to keep his ideas under wrap.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
It's standard you Laura, good.

Speaker 7 (32:03):
Morning, good morning, Hey tattoo Bob here.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Heybody tattoo Bob. Now you're a chef at what golf course?

Speaker 8 (32:10):
Does you cook at Pumpkin Ridge?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Pumpkin Ridge?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
And like, from what I understand, like NFL players will
play golf out there, so they have you cook there.
How would you prepare Tomahawk's steak?

Speaker 7 (32:23):
I do a light dusting of salt and pepper and
garlic over both sides of the meat, and I would
flame boil it to a nice medium rare.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
So you would cook it on heat the entire time.

Speaker 7 (32:36):
Pretty much? Yeah, well, I mean not on a low
heat though not like fast heating. I would load medium heat.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Okay, so the standards.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
Here, it's standard.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:50):
Are you throwing it in like a salamander type of deal?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
No?

Speaker 7 (32:56):
No, I do it straight on the flame boiler.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
This text from.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Like a Fat Girl.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
That text from.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Thirty eight twenty six mess. Whoever uses a meat thermometer
will win. I have a bet with a coworker for
one hundred bucks on beef water.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
Oh wow, you shouldn't have to use a meat thermometer.
You spent with a tell by the palm of your
hand on the texture of the meat.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Hell love that?

Speaker 7 (33:18):
And you want to.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Ask, and I want my chef putting his hands all
over my meat.

Speaker 12 (33:21):
Just bite it, period, good bet your meat, man, they're
always putting the mind.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I just don't want to know about it, all right, Bob.
And so yeah, you you, how's it going out there?
And you've been working out there for a long time now,
cooking a puppet ridge.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Yeah. This is my ninth season and the Masters starts today,
so we have a big thing going on out there today.

Speaker 8 (33:44):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Oh yeah, well we got to do a bacon beer
out there. I think it'd be a blast.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Yeah, I think it would be absolutely amazing.

Speaker 8 (33:51):
Is it true that you guys use twenty four carrot
gold tongs?

Speaker 7 (33:54):
And yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:58):
All right, love your fan bace man, We appreciate it.
Uh all right. So this final text here, because everyone's
got an opinion, This one says heavy salt meats, bring
meat to room temp.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
The little Weber grill will only handle about an hour's
worth of cooking, so expect to clear and restock coal.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Oh oh geez, make an hour's what you need. Yeah,
and that's what I think too.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
You've got some time to get your briquettes going, and
then I think it's around an hour.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
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Speaker 5 (34:38):
We'll come right to the studio. Happy Thursday. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
You're listening to Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Portland track Station one oh five nine the Brew, Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
So, Laura, man, this this contest is heating up. I know.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I love to see the uh I love to see
it now. I don't want to say panic, but I
do feel like beef Water is finally getting a little nervous.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
First he was very confident, but day by day it
seems that he's getting a little more axes.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I'm wondering if you think if he's always been nervous
and then finally that the shell's just cracking.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I think there are certain things like I think going
to get the meat yesterday really kind of made it real,
made it real. So now they know what they're up
against and I'm really excited to see how the cell
goes down.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
First ever Beat My Meat competition, sponsored by Goldberg Goldberg
Jones is tomorrow morning, starts at six am. If you
want to see the meats that Drew in Casey picked
up yesterday from Gartner's. By the way, big ups to
Jerry from Gartner's. They hooked us up with all the
meats that we're gonna be having tomorrow. Go check it
out one of five nine in the brew dot Com. Actually,
if you just go to our Instagram page at one
of five nine the Brew or at Tanner jew and
Laura on Instagram, you'll be able to see that stuff,

(35:48):
right Yah yeah, all right. Coming up next, we're gonna
play the five and ten game for tickets to see
the Blazers take on the Warriors tomorrow night. We need
college ten and eleven eight six six, four four five
one five nine. We'll do that coming up right after
the Chili Peppers. Happy Thursday. It's Tanner to and Laura
on the Brewer Drew and Laura Happy Thursday. Tomorrow the

(36:14):
first ever Beat My Meat competition is happening. It's all
thanks to Goldberg, Jones Divorce for Men hundred divorce and Gardner's.
Big ups to Gartners for actually giving us the meat yesterday.
Big Jerry down there give it to us for free,
so it was pretty awesome to him.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
He didn't have to do that.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
It's been working there forty two years.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
That's pretty incredible. So is he the owner?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Then?

Speaker 4 (36:35):
I think it's a either a family situation or a
close friend situation over there. I didn't I didn't break
that part down, But there's a couple of guys who
look like they could be from the beginning.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Maybe Big Jerry should be a judge, you know, because
Colin had to drop out because he can't make it tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Man, with as hard as they were working in there,
if he could peel away, it'd be nice. But there,
I mean he didn't. He didn't even have time to
come around the counter.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
They're busy, well you know, who knows. I don't think
they're open till late, so maybe we can get it.
I'll reach out.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
But yeah, it's tomorrow, and you'll be able to see
some of the footage online on our Instagram feed, you know,
and on our live stream at one five nine the
brew dot com.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
So check it out. All right, it's not time to
play our game for some Blazers tickets. They're playing the Warriors.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Tomorrow, the Warriors, and we're gonna send you there right
now with a fun game. We like to call the
five and ten games awesome? What'd you say? All right,
let's meet our contestant here.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
His name is. His name is Big John. Not our
Big John.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
That's like the guy who works here, but the other
big some other Big John. Hey, Jonathan, what's up man?

Speaker 5 (37:45):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (37:45):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (37:46):
All Right? Today's category, sir?

Speaker 3 (37:47):
You know how to play the game, right, We're gonna
give you a category and you've got ten seconds to
name five items in that category.

Speaker 8 (37:55):
All right, all right?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
And this one, I feel like it's doable. It's totally doable.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I just like when when we thought about it off
the air, like I I kind of.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Had trouble with the last year. Really yeah, because I
don't eat many I.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Mean this lifestyle decisions.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
There are so many in this category today, sir, your
category is vegetables. You have ten seconds to name five vegetables.

Speaker 9 (38:22):
Roccoy call flowers, green beans, vessels, sprouts and beans.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
He got it.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
There it is. I don't know if lima beans are vegetable.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
How are they not?

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Lima beans are a lagome?

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Are they not a vegetable?

Speaker 13 (38:36):
Hold on?

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Really?

Speaker 11 (38:37):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
All right, go ahead, hold on, we gotta find out.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
We stopped him before his time was Yes, lima beans
are considered vegetables.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Okay, there it is. Serving.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I don't know if I agree with the or whatever.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Lima beans are vegetable, that is part of the lagoma
family lagum or whatever you said.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, I just I guess I have never considered the
goomes a vegetable, but I mean I guess they are.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
The proper name for the line of bean plant is lunatus.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
All right, Well you learn something new every.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Day, Yeah, which means half moon and refers to the
shape of the bean.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
The guys going to the Blazers.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, and you're qualified to sit in the cours late
silver seats.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
My man, I hate lime of beans? Can I just so?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
My grandmother would serve them all the time and be
like this is going right in the garbage or in
the dog's mouth.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Isn't it like an ancient food that should be retired?

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I probably a food of the Great Depression.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yeah right, hang on the phone.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
We'll get your info.

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Hang on, we'll get your info and we got another
pair on line at one five dot com stories start
with a big story where we go around the room
sharing what we think the biggest stories of the day are, Drew,
you want to go next?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah, this is crazy. The big story to me is
the wife of Weezer bassist shot during a shootout with police. Now,
this is nuts, and there is some newer information this
morning that wasn't here last night. But Jillian Lauren, who
is the Weezer basis wife, was involved in an incident
where LAPD responded to a hit and run on the freeway. Now,

(41:11):
they chase three suspects from their car on foot, with
one climbing over a freeway embankment and running through a
residential neighborhood. Well, according to the cops, Lauren emerged from
her house with a gun in hand and started shooting,
presumably at the suspect. Cops instructed her to drop the
weapon several times, and when she did not comply, they

(41:33):
shot her in the shoulder.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
After she was hit, she retreated back into her house.
Thirty minutes later, she did come out with her babysitter
and surrendered to police. She was taken to the hospital
and booked on attempted murder charges.

Speaker 8 (41:48):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Now, granted crazy, the cops would probably argue that some
if it's they're just running from the cops, you probably
can't shoot at them because they're running away. So there's
gonna be that's gonna come out in the world. But
momentary decisions. I don't know if they can get pled
down or what. But earlier we didn't realize that she
had fired rounds.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Yeah, I thought she just brandished the weapon.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
So interesting and as it develops a case.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
But if she didn't know it was the police and
she's one of the impression she's defending herself in her home,
and I think that's.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
What the argument is going to have to be, is
that somebody was in her backyard and she was defending ourselves.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
She could have been freaked out, I don't know, and
need a good lawyer or hammered. It's also possible either.
I think the big story of the day is due
to space exploration. I don't know if you knew this.
There are ninety six bags of human waste on the
Moon well hollow. Astronauts left behind the Pooh to lighten
their spacecraft. But now NASA is looking for another solution
and is willing to pay three million dollars for it.

(42:41):
The agency will be reviewing applications and applicants of the
Lunar Recycle Challenge to see which contestant came up with
the best way to recycle human waste on the Moon.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
We weren't able to just shoot space turns into the nothing.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Sphere, dropped it into a crater on the Moon.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
I kind of like we've been on you know, I know,
humans have walked on the Moon, and then we've put
probes on Mars. It's like we're just littering, you know,
like there's already bunch of garbage up there there are
It's not a good look for sure. NASA is committed
to sustainable space explorations as we power this is what
they say. As we prepare for the future human space missions,
we will need to consider how to minimize various waste streams.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Yeah, and when you pay your taxes, know that you're
helping to clean up space poop via NASA, because that's
that is some of that center ring stuff we need
to get taken care of.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, that makes me feel much better.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
As long as there is no one steps in human
poop on the moon. Sign me up.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
But who are the guys who are just having to
like burn poop to figure this out? Yeah, constantly, just testing.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
And burning three million dollars and then a contract with
NASA that could be worth I think the big story
is good news. For the first time since November of
twenty nineteen, Oregon is drought free. According to the US
Drought Monitor, it's been over five years and four months
since the state saw no drought conditions. Snowwater equivalent maps

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show that Oregon has seen a lot of rain and
snow over at the past couple of months months. In fact,
every basin in southern, central, and eastern Oregon is it
one hundred and fifty percent or higher in terms of
that snowwater equivalent. This, I thought was interesting. Oregon joins
Kentucky as the only other state not facing drought conditions

(44:27):
right now, so pretty impressive.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Take it.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yeah, off the air, I thought.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Laura said Oregon is trout free, and I was like,
what's happening to us? Well dying, well, the fish going,
the rivers are plagued, all right.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
More of those stories at one to five nine.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
The brew dot Com coming up next another edition of
Who's the A Hole?

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Boy?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
This is regarding a couple or one of the one
of the one of the couple, one of the people
in the in the relationship won the lottery. Okay, and
now the other person is saying, you got to share
these a lot of winnings that we're.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Gonna where we're done?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
How about me?

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Yeah, so we'll ask that question. Who do you think
the A hole?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Is?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Coming up here?

Speaker 3 (45:05):
In less than ten minutes seventy Thursday, it's Tanner, Drew
and Laura on the Brew.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura. Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
All right, So if you win the lottery and you're
in a relationship, married or otherwise, do you think you
should share your winnings with your partner?

Speaker 5 (45:25):
That's the subject of today's Who's the A Hole?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (45:29):
This is titled share the lotto winnings or we separate?

Speaker 4 (45:34):
So I feel like there's some important caveats that we
don't know quite yet.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
So this person went to Reddit.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I don't know who this is, but they went to
Reddit and this guy told a story about his wife
who won a decent amount of lottery cash. Doesn't say
how much, and he says, it's not the top prize,
but it was enough to pay off our mortgage and
have some leftover for vacations. With the house payment gone,
the money should be plenty to allow them both to
come back.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
It would allow them both to cut back hours at
work and spend more time with their kids, which is
what they've always fantasized about.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
I think that's what we all fantasize about.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
But it came in reality when they won the lottery,
or she won the lottery, And he says he was
blindsided because the absence of the mortgage certainly helped their situation.
But things are are still going to be tight because
if she quits her job, which now she wants to do,
she wants to quit her job completely. And he says,
I can't even though we won the lottery and pay

(46:26):
the mortgage off and everything, I can't afford on my
salary loan to pay for everything. And so she, you know,
is getting upset because he doesn't want her to quit
her job. And he said that like when he asked
if she when he asked if she was serious about
quitting her job, she said she absolutely was. It was

(46:46):
her ticket and she could do whatever she wanted.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Okay, that's fine, but if they're married, you can do
whatever you want, you can quit your job. But the
understanding is that you use the money from that ticket
to help sustain the family. Apparently, like that's the whole
that's the whole purpose.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Yeah, I think, I think so.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Apparently he tried to quote reason with her, but she
accused him of being a gold digger after after insisting
that she was still going to put her notice in
at work, he admits that he lost it, he lost
his cool. Yeah, and that's when she said that he
wasn't she wasn't willing to share the winnings.

Speaker 8 (47:21):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
That's when he said, if she wasn't willing to share
the winnings, he would divorce her.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
So, this is one of those situations where if it
was a girlfriend, she's got a lot of she's got
a lot of ground to stand on here. But when
you're in a relationship, a functional one, which is what
you need to keep in that relationship, is it's a
give and take, you know, like I get a bonus
at work, We get a bonus at work. Yeah, you

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get a new job with a with a salary raise,
we get a salary raise like and even if you
want to keep we keep petty cash separately. We have
other bank accounts. But when it comes to the ecosystem,
you have kids, I don't care if you go wheels
up lady and go Bahama bob on this thing, like
the world keeps spinning behind you while you're on vacation.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Well, also, according to the law, since they are married,
it's it's his money.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Well they went.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
They were screaming back and forth at each other. She
kept screaming gold digger at him, and now he's wondering
what impostor replaced his wife. In fact, she'd she'd rather
he'd rather not have won the money at all. If
you know, if he knew this was going to happen,
is what he said.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Yeah, well, paying off the mortgage is pretty nice. Don't
get too excited. Yeah, like, you got that part done,
because if we had no mortgage, your life does change.
But like you said, Tanner, when you remove someone from
the house that is not that doesn't financially help you
when it comes to second person at work.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
So who's the a hole?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Is it the wife or is it the husband who
just you know wants her to share the money with
him and the family. I guess eight six six four
four five one oh five nine could also shoot us
a talkback message through our iHeartRadio app or a text
message to our McLoughlin Cheverlet text line at nine.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Water Yo, what say you?

Speaker 8 (49:02):
Well, I would say that the right thing to do
would be to split the money. I think the shoe
was on the other foot. That would be her expectation,
So that's probably the way to go. Just behavior, I
would say, she's kind of being an a hole.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
I tend to agree.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
I mean, if you're shouting, if you're shouting at somebody
and call him a gold digger, that's not exactly a
cool movie.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah, And I agree with Drew, like if they were
just in a relationship and not married, completely different story.
But that's not the case.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
And small amounts of money, I would say, are different.
Like so for example, when we went to Las Vegas,
I was losing it sports betting for a while, like
most of the time, and Amy was winning playing roulette
at the end of the day, you know, Like I
joke around, I'm like, oh good, you're gonna repad my
pockets And She's like, no, I'm not because that's that's

(49:50):
a small, non life changing amount that it's yours. But
like if you would have won fifty grand, guess who's
putting some of it in our savings account?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Right?

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Yeah, I thought the amount is something that I couldn't
see myself even doing that.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
Like, sorry, baby, you ain't getting any of this. I couldn't.
There's no way I could say that. It's pretty tough.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Do you think Her argument was, like, I already paid
off the mortgage, so that's all I've given you enough.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I think her argument is, this has always been my dream.
I won, I bought the ticket, I won the money.
I'm I'm going to take my dream, whether whether you
and I are married or not. That I think that's
her argument.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
See, I would be so grateful that you bought the ticket,
but I don't want that to be held over my
head for life that I'm not You're gonna chant gold digger.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Oh yeah, you're the lucky one, and I'm just a
gold digging jerk of a husband. And yeah, eighteen eighty
sent a textan and said or I would share it
with him and send them on the next rocket to pay.
I don't know what they're saying they want he's wanting
them to blow up in space. Basically, what happened.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
This person says she's the a hole, married is fifty
to fifty yes before.

Speaker 8 (50:50):
And I was going to say spouses slash x spouses.
Very funny thing. I was at a softball game for
my daughter last night and there was clearly an ex
husband that rolled up and started talking to his ex
wife and being temperature dropped thirty degrees.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Really, she was so cold to him, and I was like, man,
so cold, beefwater. Had to put a coat on too.

Speaker 8 (51:07):
It was just like, I don't know what's going on
with their situation, but dude was not welcome on that bench.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Yeah, that kind of stuff. Maybe they broke up over money,
it could be.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
And I was just like, as like, I would get
so frustrated if I'm busting my ass every day and
I come home and she's just chilling and she's not
doing anything.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
I would maybe maybe.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Because if they said their dream was to both work less,
why don't they just stick with that? Why doesn't she
keep a part time job. You can have a part
time job for everybody.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Yeah, but listen, you know, I feel like we're all
on the same side here.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
But there's got to be somebody out there who thinks
that the guy the A hole eight six, six, four, four, five,
one five nine.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Who is the a hole?

Speaker 13 (51:45):
Tell us don't and now Bruce Sports, Bruce Sports, here's
Drew Well.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Last night Portland Trail Blazers did not get the job
done in overtime against the Utah Jazz, which would look
like bit of an I sore, But don't worry about it.
The Blazers were already not going to the playoffs and
this situation just improves our odds a tiny bit on
a draft pick. What you should hang your hat on
is shad and sharp. The evolution of this guy continues.

(52:14):
Thirty seven points last night. And remember they're calling him
the Cobra because he lurks and then he strikes, and
he's so intense when he dunks. He is Sports Center
every time. So two more games this season, including the
Warriors tomorrow night. But the big deal in where a
lot of people are starting to maybe lay a little
bit of cash is the Masters started today. It is

(52:38):
the super Bowl of golf. And there are other great
major tournaments, but none quite like it is out at
Augusta Aaron Ray the Englishman leads at four under through
eight in the first day here, but your favorites remain
Scottie scheffler As and Rory McElroy as. They're trying to
get the job done here. Yesterday at the par three

(52:59):
though pretty cool. A lot of people's like little kids,
were caddying for them and a couple of them hit
hole in ones and they're they're doing like the family dance.
I mean, now, their lives are great already, but they
were a whole lot better at Augusta yesterday. So we
will we'll be pretty busy tomorrow, but we'll break down
at some point who's leading this bad boy into the week.
And remember, at the end of each round you can

(53:21):
put some scratch on it. You can continue to bet
all the way until the final day. There's your sports,
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
All right, Coming up next, more of your calls and
talkbacks about who's the a hole. This husband's wife won
the lottery. She now wants to quit her job totally,
and she's not sharing the money with him. He's saying, listen,
share the money with me, or we're getting a divorce.
So who's the a hole? Eight six six four four
five one oh five nine is a phone number. Also,
Colin from Goldberg Jones heard us talking about this and

(53:47):
showed up like Batman.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
So here he is.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
We'll ask him about it. Coming up after Aerosmith. Oh,
we also have to talk about our beat my Meat
competition just coming up tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
Happy Thursday. Its Tannerju and Laura on one O five
nine the Brew.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
You're listening to Dan or Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
We do have some talk my messages coming in, people
sharing their thoughts.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Who do you think the a hole is in this scenario? This?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Uh, this guy's wife won the lottery. They paid off
their mortgage and they had enough to work part time.
Both of them would cut back hours at work, was
the plan, and they could go.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
On some vacations. He had a little extra money to
go on some vacations.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Sounds pretty good.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
All of a sudden, his wife said, Hey, actually I
don't want to work part time at all. I want
to quit my job completely. He's like, I can't afford
to pay for the family just on my salary alone.
You know's there's not enough money. You're gonna have to
keep working a little bit. She doesn't want to. So
who's the a hole here? Because she doesn't want to
share the money with him at all.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
She figures she bought the ticket, she's the cash cap.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Yeah, he says, listen, share the money with me or
we're getting divorced. So who is the a hole?

Speaker 5 (54:54):
We do have talkbacks through our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 14 (54:56):
Morna Brooku chef Lenny here Bing bing I'm with beef
water if you're if you're married, it's different if you're
just a boyfriend and girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
That would depend on how long you've been that way.

Speaker 14 (55:10):
But yeah, she's definitely the a hole here. I mean,
just because you want money doesn't mean you still got
to take care of your kids and your living expenses.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
So Colin from Goldberg Jones is in the studio. You
were hearing this and then you you you just pulled
into the parking.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Lot like you were batman.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
I was in the middle of a consultation and I said, Hey,
I gotta get out of here, just right drive down
to the station.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
What do you think hearing this? Who's the all?

Speaker 6 (55:38):
I have restored my faith in humanity because everybody seems
to think that she's the a whole and I think absolutely,
and legally she's.

Speaker 7 (55:46):
The a hole.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
She's got no ground to stand on yourself.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
I don't have to go over what everybody else is sucking.
I think Beef is absolutely correct.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
What it's the legalities.

Speaker 6 (55:53):
The legality is so the laws come out of statutes,
case law, history, based upon equity. And here we have
a situation where the loss is clearly that ticket was
bought during the ridge. Clearly that's a marital asset. Clearly
divide by.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Two, right, so when they get divorced, he's getting.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
Half, he's getting half. And then the fact you are
right when you spoke about well, at least she paid
off the house. So even if they got divorced, he gets.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Half, he gets half the house.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
Yes, but the point, you know, we have to deal
with spouse's board alimony all the time. Yeah, And the
fact that his position is Listen, if we had had
so much money from that lottery ticket that we could
live care free and you could quit your job and
it wouldn't affect our lifestyle, that's one thing. But her
quitting and saying I'm going to spend this just on myself,
and him saying, well, who's still got to pay the bills.

(56:40):
There's more than just mortgage. He got taxes and all
the other things. He has to pay all those things.
And she's like no.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
And to Drew's point earlier, if the shoe was on
the other foot and he won the lottery, oh yeah,
she'd be saying the same thing he's saying.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
That's right, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
So and the kids, I feel like the kids are
like an understated part of it, Like it doesn't matter.
You really stop getting to choose your feelings and how
you'd like to relax. You made children, You're gonna raise
those children with your money, and that's actually really come
before you go to the Bahama.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
And I'm wondering.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
But I'm wondering too if like that's part of her argument,
is that now she's able to stay home and take
care of the kids full time, which is a full
time job.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
Are you go?

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Because I think had doing divorce for thirty years. You
hear my clients come in and said this is what's going on,
and I'm like, oh, that's really bad. I'd say other words,
but that's really bad. Yeah, And then you hear the
other side and like, all right, there's two sides of
this story. So if you get that the gal over
here to tell her sides, she can say that is bs,

(57:37):
that is not exactly what happened. So I'm with you, Laura,
But it.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Could be the other side. That could be different totally
because when she says that, I'm thinking to myself, you know,
because daycare and all that stuff isn't expense in itself
if you're going to haul the mail. But it's also
got to be one of those things. Because Tanner said
earlier that you come home and she's doing nothing. If
you're the stay at home mom, Yeah, that's a job,
and that comes with responsibility. It's like you gotta have
you got to want, you have to do laundry. You

(58:02):
have to love them.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
This isn't just watching daytime TV all day.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Oh yeah, you got to go for walks. You've got
to help blurrd, teach them how to read like you're
working all day or you're not, or you're not doing
your part.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Got some more talkbacks coming into our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 15 (58:17):
Hey what up roop crew? So the wife and I
gamble sometimes, you know, and whenever she wins, she shares
with me, and whenever I win, she says, have these,
so I gotta share with her too, And that's just
how things go.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
You share.

Speaker 15 (58:27):
That's how a marriage goes, right, no matter how much
how much money you win. Of course I would like
to win that big lottery. That'd be nice. I'd still
share with the wife though. All right, y'all, later, just.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Get your listening, honey, that moment you're like, yes, I
want and you just hear havesse.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
More talkbacks.

Speaker 7 (58:48):
She is definitely the a hole. And now that that
mortgage is paid off, I would file for divorce.

Speaker 9 (58:53):
And take my half out of that city state.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
Yeah, and before she spends the other money doing whatever,
going to the robins and stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
I gotta tell you, I think this marriage is doomed.
I think it's over already. They might last a little
bit longer.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
Somebody to call.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Ye, there's only a number like one eight hundred divorce.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
I don't know, dude. There's a TV show about this
on TLC. How how the lottery ruined my life? Very common?

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Yeah, yeah, Server with papers at the airport on her
way to that vacation.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
One more talk back. You want to.

Speaker 13 (59:27):
Split things fifty to fifty and she is just paid
off the mortgage.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
I'd say that as a payment.

Speaker 13 (59:34):
Of nine hundred and two one thousand dollars every month
for the next thirty years.

Speaker 9 (59:41):
He's got to do at least to cover that.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
So he needs.

Speaker 13 (59:45):
To get a real job in order to at least
pay her part, because she's already covered hers.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Wow, so that is another that is another. That is
another argument for sure he needs.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
To get a better job or other job. That's a
tough one to swallow. And she's looking it's shopping online
on the couch.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Yeah, more of your calls and talkbacks here in just
a few minutes.

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Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
All right, Colin also showed up this morning with the
grill that we're using tomorrow. We're actually that the winner's
gonna win tomorrow at our beat her Meat competition. Of course,
Drew and Casey are going head to head tomorrow morning
to see who can cook the best Tomahawk's steak.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
I've got no idea who's gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Both these guys are there are a little nervous, even
though Laura did see some weakness in Casey's.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
Eyes this morning. And you're frustrated about that you're so
frustrated about.

Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
Why Well, mostly because, once again, as I expressed yesterday,
I don't appreciate the conversation continuing when I'm not in
here to defend myself.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Well, you know you can't be in here the whole
entire morning, so we have to continue.

Speaker 8 (01:00:48):
More than got back to my office to do more work.
And uh and then I hear Laura just yippity app
yet the app talking about Oh, Beef's looking a little
nervous today. I don't know what's going on here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
I am I can't do how I see it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
I agree with it so much stuff I've got on
my plate to make this thing happen.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
You've done a lot.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
I'm with the camp set up.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
But we know he's nervous, we know he's we know
that he's shaking.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
I got take it easy. I am anxious about ten
minutes ago.

Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
Drew thrown up in a bucket.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Did get tested yesterday dinner in our work meeting, like
Casey and Drew were just kind of throwing friendly jabs.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
You know how the jabs just get a little harsher
each sha.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Well, it's his smoking mirrors more than anything. It's like
him trying to like veil how he's actually going to
do it, you know. And so, like I was talking about,
we were talking about logistics and and how things will
sound and what time you hear these sounds, and so
I'm like trying to explain one method of it. And
then when you get done explaining it and all you
hear from the other side of the room is humh

(01:01:51):
or like a hm, like they're they're doubting your yea,
his little mutters, He's like a spouse.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
That's just so those just those little noises just urchin
get on your skin.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:02:04):
I just love watching Drew's face change. He wants to
murder me sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Yeah, what did you say yesterday That really ticked him off.

Speaker 13 (01:02:10):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
He was just explaining, uh, you know, if he could
take a piece from whatever side, depending on the dunness
that people like, maybe the outside is going to be
a little bit more done.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
And uh.

Speaker 8 (01:02:20):
And then he's like, you know, and if somebody wants
something that's a little less done, you could take that
out of the middle. And I just go, I mean,
I guess.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Yeah, that was the yeah, and it felt judgmental, but
it also is.

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
And then he resorted the name call.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
And then but then I took that conversation and let
it change my technique thirty five times throughout the nights. Yeah,
and into the morning. I was I was on the
internet researching this morning at about three forty five.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Oh my god, So until about five thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
When do you think you will actually decide what you're
going to do?

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Have you decided yet or are you still.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Tonight at wait point? So there's come.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
I ask you a question when you're doing that, since
I can't judge tomorrow, I just want to know have
you set up the rules of exactly do you get
to choose which piece of your tomahawk state there? Or
do you have we will present from that middle piece
or is it this end piece or what?

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
So we have We'll have five judges, so each person
will be served a few slices of the two to
three yeah, and then they'll be nobody will know which
stake there, Okay, totally, totally, you know you're in the dark.
And then you try each one and winner take all.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
And steak B and you'll have to decide. And then
at the very end of that, when everyone's decided, then
we'll say steak a belongs.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Comes from the same parts of the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Steak, any part, as long as it's from the same
I think you.

Speaker 8 (01:03:35):
Make a good point.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
If somebody likes rare and somebody likes an end cut,
you know that. I'm you know, if I had my
eyes closed, I'm like, well, I just like this texture
this site.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Unfortunately, you won't have the luxury of asking the judges
what they prefer.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
And now, granted it is a massive ribbi of what
at different versions, So he's right, there is there are
two specific parts that taste different, But I can't serve
what I think is tasty is to all five of you.
So it's like, I don't know. Do I try and
hit the critic with what I think is the best?

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Getting stressed right now, I'm a little stressed for him.
How would you prepare this tomahawk steak? Colin?

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
I would go throw it on this gas grill, and
when it's on fire, I would come back and I'd
flip it, spray some water on it, go back, and
then be done.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
Call the thing I would take no pride is a
grill master, have no pride. How long you think it'll
take to cook a tomahawk?

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
Oh, take about four cocktails.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Yeah, he judges it, not in time, but in drink.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
To twenty minutes.

Speaker 13 (01:04:35):
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (01:04:36):
Is that on the grill?

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
Yeah, These things are going to.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Take a lot hour because you're gonna be on charcoal grills, which,
by the way, the winner will win a brand new
charcoal grill that Colin from Goldbert Jones has provided.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
He actually showed up with it this morning. It's in
studio right now.

Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
That is on his shoulder. Like Paul Bunyan just come
rolling in here with a big weber.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
He came in here like struggling, and there beefoughters are
standing there not helping him.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
He said, let me care that for you. I said, no,
My wife phones a rental company. I carry furniture all
the time than I ever want to.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Butlin, look at the thickness of that piece of meat.
You've got to be careful if you're just gonna set
her on fire on both sides of the water. Squirt, well, Thickie.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
If you want to see the steaks that we're cooking
up tomorrow. We went to Gardner's yesterday. Jerry down at
Gartner's hooked it up and they look like like when
a cartoon would draw a steak. That's what these look like.
The videos on our Instagram right now at one of
five nine the brew or at Tanner, Drew and Laura
and tomorrow what's happening. We're going to figure out who's
the bigger man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
So may I ask Colin, do you have any predictions
thus far?

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
I'm gonna have to go just with age because I'm old.
Yeahs old.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Oh you know seasoning last year when the last time
you're in here you said beef.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
And so it's nothing personally, so you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Think there's a big gap in the.

Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Yeah, can argue you, You can a lot in four years,
well you know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
And and nobody's going to argue that you're not the
bigger man. So I was totally understand.

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
I think he's talking about physically, like I care, well,
you you have grown since we've met you. I saw
a picture of Casey when we first.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
He's so tired just looking at pictures. I was scrolling
through my camera roll the other day.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
You have ballooned up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
They didn't want to say, Charlie, there's no stopping.

Speaker 8 (01:06:29):
There's no stopping. When I get to four hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Come on stop press.

Speaker 8 (01:06:35):
See.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
I'll tell you when he started gaining weight is when
his doctor he eats like garbage, right, And he went
into his doctor and his doctor said, you're you're pretty healthy.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
You just keep up what you're doing. He took that
as I can't eat whatever I want all day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Law.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
Yeah, He's like, I'm never going back to a doctor.

Speaker 8 (01:06:48):
It is law, Listen, it is what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
No, but I all jokes aside. I think it's going
to be a battle, and I think it's really just
going to come down to controls the fire better and
we're gonna get it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
And again, Drew has not cooked on a charcoal grill
in ten years, but has cooked a tomahawk steak. Casey
cooks on charcoal grills all the time, but has not
cooked the tomahawk steak. So Andrea Dame Wood from the
Portland Mercury, who's going to be one of our judges tomorrow, did.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
Say that those are pretty good. Those are even cancels
each other out.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Of it breaks it down a little bit. And you know,
I don't know if it hurts him, but Casey has
been gracious enough to share a little bit of fire
knowledge about venting and things like that. Not all of it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
I wonder how much of that is actually good information.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
I've double checked all this stuff. I'm not going to
believe him at his word, but.

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
That being said, I would I would think that it's
fair to say that what I've told you and what
you found on the internet is probably pretty comparable. It is, okay, but.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
You know, our friendship ends at midnight tonight.

Speaker 8 (01:07:45):
No, it ended yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Bro, all right, it's happening tomorrow. Beat my Meat, Drew
and Casey go head to head.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
It's all sponsored by Goldbert Jones divorcermen checked him out
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Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
What's the website, Goldberg, Joe? Just dash orgon dot com?

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
I think dash orgon dot com.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
Yeah, because we have a Seattle off a standing all right,
just put in colin names. You'll get me right away.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
We really love you, dude, and thank you so much
for sponsoring the events and giving us the carry. Can
we take a picture of the grill and put that
on Instagram?

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Sir?

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
It's in its box, but you'll be able to and
then we'll take another picture at my house tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
There we go.

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
That's the way it is, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:08:26):
After I give it to you because I'm just anything
to making stuff crop.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Follow us on the Brew or Danner Jewel Laura Laura
Portland's Rock Station, one of five nine the Brew. It's
Tanner Jewel Laura. Just working out the logistics here for
tomorrow's Beat My Meat competition. We're trying to figure out
exactly when they should uh just put the steak on
the grill.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
I guess normally.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
There's a lot involved in this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
There's normally time barbecue. You you eat when you're done, right, Like, Okay,
I started the cook We're just gonna eat when it's done. Yeah,
But at the time that's all out here, you're gonna today,
oh far, all right. So we're gonna start the show
tomorrow at six am, and then I think at like
six thirty six forty is when we're going to fire
up the grills and pour the briquettes and all that

(01:09:11):
all that good stuff. So they'll be heating up on
the roof right after the show starts. But then we
will add them to the grills right then.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
And if you want to come down here, we got
a few spots available on the guest list if you
want to come and enjoy the show. Hang out with
us for a little bit. You'll be able to taste
some food. We're gonna have a bunch of donuts and
coffee here. Gartners actually gave us an extra try tip
to cook up tomorrow, so you at least get a
little taste of something. So sure, let's put a few
more people on the guest list. We'll put like callers
one through ten on it right now eight six, six,

(01:09:38):
four four five one five nine is the phone number.
And then tomorrow we'll find out who's gonna be the
champion of the first ever beat My Meat competition. Will
it be Drew, my good buddy of almost twenty three
years or Beef Water Bay.

Speaker 5 (01:09:50):
New Guy, the new Guy. It's all coming up tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
On the Brew, you're listening to tan Or Drew and
Laura Dinner Drew Laura.

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Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
So this new study, I guess researchers and researchers in
Ohio found that when bad background music is playing that
it can tank productivity at work.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
I believe that and actually puts people in a bad mood.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
So bad background music I can see that people are
working at grocery stores when you're hearing just that cheesy
music all day long. I wonder about the people at
Disneyland who have to They are like, we're going to
ride and just the twenty second clip just runs on
a loop.

Speaker 5 (01:10:30):
For hours and hours.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
It's to make it crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
I don't know how they do it, but they say
that this is true even if the playlist is upbeat.
For example, a cashier working a busy register may prefer
slow music to keep calm, but the store manager might
think customers need a heavy beat to keep shopping. Music
mismatch is linked to slacking off and breaking small rules. However,

(01:10:53):
this effect can be combated by letting employees choose the
music or offering silent areas for Briggs.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
My god, yeah, because everyone's just so overstimulated, you know.
And what if you are the type of person who
doesn't really work well listening to anything.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Maybe you just need like silence.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
My mom's like that. She would she would drive around
in silence, and I'd be like, this is insane.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
And now the older I get, I actually kind of you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Understand it now.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
It makes sense that bad music would make things worse,
just the same way that good music, something that you
get in your groove, you know, like you're doing yard work,
or you're do or you're working out or even just
working on a project. You get your song on and
that whole song passes and you don't realize you were
productive the whole time. Right, And this is why you
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Yeah, not only could you, you should.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Yeah, And you'll realize you'll be like, why am I
the only one smiling in hereat because you're not listening
to the same Oasis song again?

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
How dare you say that about Oasis?

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
I just picked one that got annoying?

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
All right, more on that online at one of five
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The trash Bandits settled up in just nine days. Yeah,
that's right, trash Bandits. The Rise of the Raccoon Too
is going down April nineteenth. We're gonna be meeting at
Lynn's Park.

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Partners start at ten am on the nineteenth and then
for the next two hours you're just gonna be cleaning
up the park. In the surrounding neighborhoods my old stopping ground.
So this means a lot to me. You know, I
used to live in that area and went to high
school at Marshall for a little bit before I got expelled.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
M oh, I like how you just like move over
that very quickly. No big deal, it's just a little expulsion.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
We only have limited spots available because so many of
our listeners are stepping up. I love our audience because
they just you know, when we ask them to do
silly things, they step up for it, and it's it's
really awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
This isn't silly, though.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I mean, this is important, silly and important. They seem
to come.

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Through And this is a chance if you are not
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Friday morning, This is an opportunity for you to come
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You'd be nice.

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Yeah, And we're gonna probably go get some cold drinks afterwards,
so reward yourself with a frosty beverage after you do.
Your partner or.

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Rock Station one of five nine The Brew.

Speaker 5 (01:14:02):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura Uh coming up in a
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Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
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Speaker 5 (01:14:15):
This has nothing to do with the show. But I
don't know if you know that. I don't know her name,
but she's got trad syndrome. And she went on Chris
Cuomo and she goes, buddy old biscuit, fat ass. I
don't remember that girl.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
It's like one of the best clips of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Yeah, and she's trying like Chris Como is trying everything
you can to keep his cool because he's trying not
to laugh.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
But she's she's so funny. I don't know her name. Well,
if you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Google butter your own biscuits fat ass, there's only one.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Yeah, but there's another one that's gone viral where she
she goes like her boyfriend's talking about sleeping in his
gaming chair.

Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
M hm, why are they a fight?

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Maybe I don't know what the clip is.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
We've got a reality show, right, so, yeah, they're always
chatting about something.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Here it is sleep in my gaming chair.

Speaker 16 (01:14:58):
If I have to, oh, hell hella, hell na do
it one more time?

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
Hell nah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
I love that girl. Man and it's I'm glad that
she has like a positive outlook on it, because it's
got to be so frustrated.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
To be exhausting.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Yeah, but she's got something. At least she's got funny ones.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
You know, she just cursed too, like when she was
on Quis Cuomo Luckily, Chris Cuomo, Luckily She's that's like
cable television.

Speaker 5 (01:15:32):
Yeah, she dropped about nineteen f bombs.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
I'm sure there was a producer that was still just
squirreling in their fair.

Speaker 5 (01:15:37):
Yeah, buddy, you don't biscuit fantass. Maybe one of the
greatest lines I've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
It's worth sharing with friends and family.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Yeah, well, you know what, We'll put those videos online
so you can check them out, so you know what
we're talking about, because I I this girl lives rent
free in my head all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Yeah, she's incredible.

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Yeah, one of five nine the brew dot Com. Just
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All right, tomorrow, we're super excited. First or Beat My
Meat competitions coming up between Drew and Casey Bay. If
you haven't seen the video of the stakes we're cooking,
they're online. Follow us on Instagram right now at one
O five nine the Brew or at Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
We are commercial free.

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You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
And Laura all right now, there's I believe there's a
poll online. Is it up, Laura?

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
It's up on our Instagram at one O five nine
to Brew.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
So go and vote on who you think is going
to win tomorrow's Beat My Meat cook off between.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Drew and Casey Beefwater Bay.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
You also can see the grill, the charcoal grill that
Colin brought down this morning from Goldber Jones.

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
To force for men that the winner will get. And
it's a pretty nice grill.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Yeah, oh, it's a really nice grill. We're talking original kettle,
premium level Weber grill.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
I guess Colin said that they don't really sell charcoal
grills at the stores right now, and so he had
to order.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Because they're out of season.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
That makes sense, Well, they seem like, I mean, we're
getting into barbecue season and then to call in an
order around here.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
I'm that crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Maybe a lot of people get him delivered anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Well, if he said he's I think most people are
just buying the other kind of grills and so like,
if you do want that, they have them, you just
have to order it off to like the website. Okay,
but yeah, that's it's happening tomorrow, and I'm excited. Court
just walked in.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
You're gonna be here early tomorrow morning. Yeah, what do
you think? I know, I asked you already.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
But as the discussions, the debates, the cheap shots, as
it swayed you at.

Speaker 12 (01:17:20):
All, No, the child's play, no, the the I'm standing
firm on my statement that I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
I don't either, I really don't.

Speaker 12 (01:17:30):
I mean, we'll find out tomorrow who has the skills,
because there's there's a lot to consider.

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
I mean, those steaks are thick, and it's.

Speaker 12 (01:17:37):
Not something you can just you can't throw it on
there and see it for a little while and pull
it off and make it good because it's gonna be
blue in the middle, So you got to make sure
you cook it all the way through, or at least
at least get it to the.

Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
Point where it's not blue anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
And if you haven't seen the stakes that we're cooking,
Jerry down at Gartner's Meats hooked us up so you
can see him right now.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
They look like cartoon meat.

Speaker 12 (01:17:56):
Oh, you could kill a man with one of those things.
You beat somebody to death with it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
So Cimity Sam would be having a steak like that
and a Looney Tunes come or cartoon.

Speaker 8 (01:18:04):
Yeah right, And I.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Remember when you'd punch you Yokozuna in the WWE game,
like those would fall out of his belly.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Yeah, it's as big as it gets now. It's it's
interesting because there's it's kind of a giant ribi for
people who are who are used to that. So there's
there's marbling, there's fat in spots. So also that's the
other thing I didn't really think about until we got
the meat yesterday, is there's a big hunk of fat,
which is for flavor, but it also if you start
to burn that, it sets fire. Yeah, and you set

(01:18:31):
your steak on fire, you can only imagine that medium
rare goes by the wayside.

Speaker 12 (01:18:35):
That's the thing I always run into, like whenever I
try barbecue, especially like chicken, and if you're doing chicken thighs,
they're so fatty, they're just dripping constantly and just causing flares.
And so though the whole outside of your chicken ends
up being black because they're just from the flares. The
inside's fine, but you have to like peel off the outside, yeah,
to get to the good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Well, just to let you know that Drew and Casey
will be using the exact same grill, not the same one,
that two of the two of the same grills. Yes, yeah,
and then I believe it's their choice on briquettes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Yeah, but I think we are settling on the same briquette. Okay,
so the good news is there there won't be a
lot of like well I would have but mine. We're
not good enough. Everyone that's gonna be a level playing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
So now it really comes down to skill and how
good you are cooking these things. In case he doesn't
like it when we talk about him without him in here, Yeah,
but he's I.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
Try to call him out.

Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
Yeah he is grinding though. I saw him in the
parking lot.

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
Yeah, where is he right now? Because he was supposed
to do a segment with this, but he has got.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
To he had to drive to go get get the grills. Okay,
he drives a he drives a Honda or no, he
drives a Toyota. But it's a little car and then
he's got to come back.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
Get that lives deep Vancouver. Yeah, right, and so it's crazy.
So how are you starting the briquettes?

Speaker 12 (01:19:47):
You gotta do like the the accelerant, So you gotta
do gasoline, Like, how do you how do you get
in this thing started?

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
So there will be no there will be no lighter
fluid and there will be no gasoline. But because that
that affects the taste of your meat. And so we're
going to be doing it somewhat old school style. We'll
be using a starter underneath the charcoal chimneys, like the
plug in starter. No, it'll be you light a little
bungle of hay basically down below. It'll light up those

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things and after about a half hour will pour them
in the grill.

Speaker 5 (01:20:16):
So, Laura, if you could just tell us where the
polese sits right now? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Do the listeners think that Drew's gonna win the Staate
Cookoff tomorrow or do our listeners think that Casey will
win the Stak Cookoff?

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Okay, as of right now, it looks like Okay, Drew
has sixty two percent of the vote right now, Beef
Water only has thirty eight.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Per and did you title him as Casey or beef
water beef water, so he's and that I'm actually happy
you did because I was feared that he would be
way ahead in the pole because it's very suggestive, right,
do you want the beef or you know, vegetarian drew
it it leads you to water, So I you know,
I just don't want to let these people down.

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
At this point.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Yeah, all right, I uh and my entire family.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
I'm so excited for tomorrow. We got to Oh, it
looks like I just asked. I asked tattoo Bob, the
guy's got the tanner jew and logo tattooed on his
stramp stamp, and see if he could be a judge
for tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
And he said he can't.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Because he is a chef.

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
He is a chef.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
I'd love to get an actual chef to be a judge.
We because Colin had to drop out. He's got a
thing tomorrow and so we've got to feel like one
more spot. And if I could get an actual like
soue chef or a you know, what if ringside burnt
down or whatever, what's that guy doing?

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
So I would prefer a real chef to a Sioux chef,
because the Soux chef just cuts carrots. Okay, yeah, yeah, whatever,
you know what I mean. I've got a I got
a nine year old is a right.

Speaker 5 (01:21:38):
It's just an actual chef.

Speaker 12 (01:21:40):
That's somebody who flips burgers like Burger reveals. Somebody like that,
somebody who has a real skill when it comes to meats.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
I would prefer someone that worked at like an actual
steakhouse here in Portland.

Speaker 5 (01:21:48):
That would be sweet.

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
Well.

Speaker 12 (01:21:49):
I know, Casey tried to reach out to just about
all of them, and most of them work you know,
those opposite hours where they're up late, and so the
idea of getting up at six o'clock in the morning
to eat more steaks.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
There's got to be some chef out there who's willing
to do it, to step up and be a judge tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
I don't know, it's I just feel like we need that.
It's gotta be somebody, because we do need an odd
number of judges just for the sake of finding a winner. So,
you know, anyone who knows someone who's accredited, reach out.
We'd love to get him on board.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
I think we should at least ask he might not
be able to do it either. But Jerry from Gartner's
who gave us the meats, you know, maybe we should
just reach out and ask him.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Yeah, why not someone who knows what they're talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Like I, you know, I know what I like, but
I don't necessarily have like a sophisticated trained palette, right, same,
So I think that maybe, you know, if we had
two of those, because you know that Andrea Damewood is
yeah right, and Cord are you gonna be a judge because.

Speaker 12 (01:22:43):
I mean it's you two, Laura and Tanner a listener.
It was gonna be calling and then the the Andrea
Dame would yeah, the food credit.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Yeah, so we will fill that seat. But you know
Court's gonna be He's also gonna at times he'll be
out with us. He'll see that beef and things along
the line, so it's probably best for him to stay
middle ground.

Speaker 12 (01:23:02):
Yeah, but will I will, I will drop things on
the stakes.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
Well, you would definitely need to be tasting the steaks
because I'd love your opinion. In the end, you'd be.

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
The the was it the Jeff Galushi the gluey?

Speaker 8 (01:23:14):
Yeah, yeah, yell me to go out. I will be
the lead pipe of the entire situation. Yeah, glue, that's
what it was.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
What a name?

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
All right, Well, we've got a few more spots opened
on the guest list if you want to come down
to our vent tomorrow. Tanner Julora's first ever beat My
Meat competition, Drew and Casey meeting off.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
This is it right?

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
Oh my god, I thought it would never come, But
there we are.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
Yeah, so much freezy before before dawn, we're going to
be pulling the meat out.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
That's right, all right, We got a few more spots out,
but eight six six four four five one nine.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
We got a lot of good stuff on our website
at one five nine the brew dot com. You can
check out the girl who I'm about to post it
here in a second, The girl Who's buddy your own biscuits,
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Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
One of the greatest clips I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Yeah, it's kind of an older clip, like I don't know,
a couple of months, maybe a year.

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Yeah, not terribly old, but yeah, it's made its rounds.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
I just I love it so much and we were
just talking about it this morning. So it'll be online
here in just a few minutes. Also, we talked this
morning about this woman who broke the Guinness record for
the world's biggest mouth at almost three inches.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
It's just a huge, gaping mouth, which.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
When she talks it doesn't necessarily look like she would
have the biggest mouth. But then she goes to like, ye,
take a bite of a like how many burger patties
do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
I think?

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
I counted ten, I think, And so it was the.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Entire thing in her mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
And our first question was are we talking wide or high?
We're talking height, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
That is so long, And she says that she thinks
she can stretch it out more and beat her record
in the future.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
So I wonder what it takes to stretch out your mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
I bet the dentist can get in there.

Speaker 5 (01:24:52):
I think of the elbow. Oh yeah, I mean that
thing is just gaping open. Also online there's a trailer
for a new movie.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
I think it's a document recalled Metallica Saved My Life
and it's about Metallica fans nice and yeah, it looks interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
I don't know if I'm gonna go see in the theater.
I might just I don't know if it's in the theater,
but it might be.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
It sounds maybe more like a.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
Probably cool to watch though.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Yeah, the trailer if you want to see it, it's
online at one of five nine the brew dot com.
You can see the video from Who's the a Hole?
All that good stuff online right now? Bing bing, All right,
that does it for us today. Tomorrow's the big day,
Drew it more. No more beating around the bush. I
can't compartmentalize anymore. Yeah, first ever beat my meat competition
versus A Casey versus Beefwater Bays going down tomorrow. Let

(01:25:37):
me call Casey one last time and give an opportunity
to say one thing before you know, because this is
the last segment.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
Yeah, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
I'm very I'm really looking forward to this, Drew. Are
you looking forward to it or are you just like
ready to get it over with it?

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
I think you're just looking forward to get it over Yeah,
I mean I'll give it my all, but I'll be
looking forward to the finish line.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Okay, fair enough.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
And I think Beef feels the same way he was
saying earlier, like I'm done talking about it.

Speaker 8 (01:26:03):
I'm done.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
I just want to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
Hello, Hey, Beef, we just wanted to give you a second,
because this is the last segment before tomorrow's big day.
And do you have any final words because I know
you get all.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
All, you know, all up at when we talk about
you when you're not here and we didn't want to
leave you.

Speaker 9 (01:26:17):
Well, I'm just gonna keep on sitting Drew's camp up,
so he's got everything to old it really easy tomorrow
and we'll be we'll be good to go. So no,
it's it's all good. I appreciate, uh, you know, coming
out of the gate with a strong vote count, everybody
seems to be uh, the wind seems to be shifted

(01:26:37):
towards Drew. So I guess it was scared that he's
going to be bummed out and they don't want to
be responsible for those feelings. I personally don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
I just want to hear him say, Drew, you're the
doctor now, you know, because if you think about this
all started with what could the doctor beat the layman?
And a barbecue contest?

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
So and and let's also not forget that the winner
will get a brand new webergrill that calling from Olbert
Jones has provided for us.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
It's in here and the loser has to be called.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
Let us face for an entire week.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Yeah, and I'm actually making something special for uh, for
let us face mostly let us face. The winner will
receive something as well if I can, if I can
work it out, but lettuce Face is going to be
receiving a special, a special parting gift.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
Oh nice.

Speaker 9 (01:27:21):
I love that Laura is relishing in the loss for whomever.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
It may be.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
You know, she's more excited about that nothing on the line.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
It's a pretty nice little friday you're rolling into.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
Look I heard I tried.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
I was like, let's do a sides competition with this,
and everyone was like, no, it's all about the meat.
So I'm just gonna I'm just gonna stand by and
see what happens.

Speaker 5 (01:27:40):
All right, it's all going down tomorrow. Let's go to
line one real fast. It's Tannergy and Laura. Good morning,
Welcome to Earth.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
It's Diggy j Hey, buddy, Diggy Jay and a longtime listening.

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
He called and say thank you guys. You always make
my day.

Speaker 9 (01:27:55):
I always love to hear the show every single day.

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
God, when we first talked to Diggy Jay, he was
a child.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Yeah, little kid, how old? How long you've been listening
to thirteen, yeah, twelve, How long you?

Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
How old are you now?

Speaker 9 (01:28:04):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:28:06):
H thirty one?

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Wow, I've been listening to us his whole life almost twenty.

Speaker 10 (01:28:10):
Oh yeah, I on my paper out of my little
walkie talkie walk man.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
Oh yeah, shut up, this is my god.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
I love this guy.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
I love this dude. I love you dig all right, So, so.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Does he have a vote? Who does he think? I mean,
he's known me a long time. Beef water's relatively new
in your life. Who's gonna win tomorrow morning?

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Have you ever eaten Drew's meat? It's the question he
was too young?

Speaker 7 (01:28:32):
Oh man, it's been a long time. I think Drew.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
I want to say Drew.

Speaker 7 (01:28:35):
I mean I might be able to biased I know
him better, but probably Drew.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
Well, you know, I don't know who. I honestly have
no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
I prefer coming in the underdog, not the favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Yeah, because then you feel like the pressure's off.

Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
Yeah exactly. Oh you blew it, dude, Vegas had you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Yeah, because now if you do lose, you're gonna be
like you feel like you let people down.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
Yeah. I'm definitely gonna let people down. But I hope
that going to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
You know you're going to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
We're gonna be ready to go. I'm gonna give it.
I've put in, I've put in the you know, the
worst was when you would fail a test because he
didn't study. So I've studied. Let's just see if it
comes through.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Either Dicky J Has got his turn signal on or
he's next to his grandmother's old clock.

Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
No, that's not me.

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
Oh is that is that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:13):
Beefwatter beef water turning into a parking lot?

Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
Well, I forgot the beef water was.

Speaker 7 (01:29:17):
Invote for him.

Speaker 8 (01:29:18):
He's giving me the clout.

Speaker 9 (01:29:20):
I just want I like the proof that the company
knows that when I'm driving a company vehicle, I obey
all the trap.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
I understood that, which later on we should talk about
the fact that that's not true in his own vehicle
because he drove behind me last yesterday and it's for
another time. Really, but seven lane changes without a turn signal.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
Jasey, you're that guy?

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Also, did you really count he was?

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
He was the car behind me, so I had to
make sure he was with me.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
What makes you think you don't have to use your
turn signal? Why are you so special.

Speaker 9 (01:29:50):
Because because Drew was using his on behalf of the
both of them, it wasn't like, uh not anywhere cycling peloton.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
Dude, you don't just follow the leader.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
I feel like that would be the I feel like
you would be the one to put on your blinker.

Speaker 9 (01:30:06):
Yeah, well, Laura, this doesn't matter. We don't need to
get into details.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Okay, it's for another time. But I was blown away
that he neglected to use those Diggy j.

Speaker 5 (01:30:15):
Would you like to come down and uh watch the
event tomorrow? Are you busy?

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
I'm busy at work all like twenty four to seven.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
Basically, all right, we taught you that you never forget it.

Speaker 11 (01:30:27):
All right, Diggy Jay is Oh yeah, thanks guys, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
Good talking to you again, my friend. We'll talk to
you soon.

Speaker 8 (01:30:32):
You guys going all right?

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
Case that the loudest, the longest ever.

Speaker 9 (01:30:39):
No, it's this. This is the loudest turn signal I
have ever encountered.

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
In my life.

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
That's probably why he doesn't want to use it on
his own time. He's getting beat to death with the
clickety clack.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:30:48):
Like, dude, when I first drove this vand the first time.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
I went, wow, that's not that's really loud.

Speaker 9 (01:30:53):
Yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Right, dude, Well, we'll see you tomorrow, and you better
dial it in tonight because tomorrow is the big.

Speaker 9 (01:31:00):
All right, sounds good, man, I appreciate it. It's been fun, Drew.
Let's do this.

Speaker 8 (01:31:06):
Thing man, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
Yeah, and I let's just go one step further. If
he beats me tomorrow, I will load the thing into
his car.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
Personally, Wow, this sportsman shah and you know vice versa.
I feel like it should be the other way. Yeah,
fair enough.

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Down, he's already pretty peeved that he's setting up my
barbecue right now. But at the very least, if I lose,
I will put that in trunk.

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
You should do the same, beef.

Speaker 8 (01:31:28):
Sounds good?

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
All right, we'll see tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
The show's gonna start at six, and that's really when
everything's gonna kick off.

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
So join us. Let's rap, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
We will see you tomorrow morning for the big day. Tanner,
Joe and Laura has beat my Meat competition. Our Donkey
Show podcast is coming up next. You'll be able to
hear it at around eleven am online at one of
five nine in the brew dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:31:49):
It's Tanner Jewel Lora will see tomorrow Mine