TD&L Full Show For Tuesday- Get Off My Bench

On today's show we talked about a woman who was all fired up over a bench in the park. We also discussed what animals we could outrun and we told stories abour running into people you know while on vacation. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You, Drew and Laura, Yo, what's happening?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hey, yeehaw?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
It is Tuesday, April eighth, twenty twenty five, tan Or,
Drew and Laura We are live.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeat. It's one of my favorite words,
yeat yeat down on yeat street.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yay yay.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
It just makes you feel good, feel free to yeatt
at will. Yeah, it feels really good. We have so
much going on today.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Man.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
We've got another pair of tickets to see the Blazers
take on the Warriors on Friday, Yeah, at the Modu Center. Also,
we have a major concert announcement coming up in an hour.
I'm really excited for the show. I love both of
these bands so much. And uh, they're gonna be playing together.
And we'll tell you about it coming up at seven
am and we we I don't think. I don't know
if we have tickets today, but we'll have tickets soon

(01:02):
next week we will know for a fact. Oh well
there it is sight yeah returns. Yeah, so seven am
listening for the concert announcement. Also, we got to talk
about our Beat our Meat competition that's coming up on
Friday morning. State BOMs put your names together, Stacy, Yeah,
something in there. Whatever. Anyway, Casey and Drew are gonna

(01:25):
go ahead to head to see who can cook the
best Tomahawks steak. Yeah, I mean there the fight for
their manhood is on the line.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Lore, I know. Yeah. I'm just excited to eat some
delicious food.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
All I have to do is sit back and watch
the Shenanigans.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
We have some major updates. Oh and I will tell
you about those here in about twenty minutes. Nice major
updates regarding Friday's cookoff. Are you excited? Are you just
like how you feel? And Drew?

Speaker 6 (01:51):
God, it's it has a bacon and beer field to me. Yeah,
you know, you know the feeling very well.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
It's stress.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
Yeah, I mean this getting up and doing this job
is it's fun, but it's also stressful. Getting up and
doing this job and trying to win a meat competition
at the same time is double.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
You don't you don't need to don't focus on anything
else but the meat.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
I know.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
But we still have to do a show, I understand,
But don't even worry about it.

Speaker 8 (02:16):
We do.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
We do how many shows a year, Laura, one can
go down the tubes, so you fit. Just focus on.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
The beach, down the tubes. Regardless of what happens, it's
going to be an entertaining morning.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, but I'm saying, don't even worry about it.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Just focus on it.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
You just dial in that.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Meat, make it as delicious and juicy as possible.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
It's really like in the manhood battle for me is more,
it's like all the way back to like archaic times
because it's the fire. It's about making the fire, you know.
And I think everybody has stood at a campfire and
it not worked.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh, don't get it started.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
And I discussed it.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
It's not a good There was one time I went
camping and I couldn't get the fire going pretty much
all night, and I just I felt I felt it
was so like, uh, what's that word? The moralizing for sure,
but like emasculating her? Is that the word?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah? Yeah, I just feel like less of a man.
I would die in the woods if I by myself.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, you know, Luckily this is a campground, so I
was gonna I was fine, but like you find a way,
I felt so horrible when I couldn't get a fire,
like I just couldn't get I could get it going.
It just wouldn't stay.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
And so I feel like once I lay those coals
out and I know that it's just a it's just
a hot grill, then then it's on right, you know.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
But I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
I'm I'm I'm weary but confident. I don't know what
that means, but that's why I'm feeling all right.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well in twenty minutes, so we'll give you the updates.
We'll talk to beef Water see how he's feeling this morning,
and then it's all going down. The first ever Beat
My Meat competition between Drew and Casey is Friday morning,
all sponsored by Goldberg Jones Divorce for Men.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
That's right, and there is a brand new Weber grill
on the line. Yeah, you know, and that's that's pretty
sweet because doing this because like I always wanted to
get back into charcoal. If I can get that grill,
then you know who knows what that unlocks.

Speaker 9 (03:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Colin from Wilberg Jones was in here, I guess a
week before last and said, yeah, listen, I'll sponsor it
and I'll buy a really expensive, brand new grill for
whoever the winner is. That some great timing him being
in here.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I was like all right, man, if Drew wins this competition,
he's going to need a new shed for all of
his grills.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
He started got like nineteen and all the rads, all
the grills are all over the back patio.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
You know.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
It's like there is need I need a lean to
or some.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Order of grills, a drill order. He's a shed hoarder.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
And the only one I don't have is that Weber
charcoal grill.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Actually, your collection will be complete.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
All right, we'll talk to Beef in a few minutes.
In the meantime, story, it's not time to go around
the room and share what we think the biggest stories
of the day are.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Laura, you want to kick it off, I can go first.

Speaker 10 (04:49):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I think the big story is that, as of yesterday,
you have one month to get your real ID if
you plan on flying anywhere. Starting MACE, the TSA will
be prohibited from accepting state issued cards that do not
meet the requires for air travel. Requirements for air travel,
which means you will need a real ID or an

(05:11):
equivalent form of identification even to board a domestic flight,
so you can bring your passport. I was at the
airport in Denver, and it's different everywhere. And I don't
know if this TSA agent just like was on one,
but he was looking over passports, even American passports, with
a microscope and it was holding up the line. So

(05:32):
if you're planning on going through TSA with your passport,
that's fine, be aware that it might take you a
little bit longer.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
They're also just going to take a while to get
those real IDs because a bunch of people like me
who got the dmb's pack yea flooding to the DMVR.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Now, yeah, it's the state of Oregon. Apparently residents only
have thirty six percent of only thirty six percent of
Oregonians have a real idea right now. So you'll want
to get one if you're planning on flying, or you
can bring your passport, but I might be easier to
get that reel life.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
It's game time.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
The big story to me is gas prices all of
a sudden are soaring in Oregon. Now, I hadn't seen
it terribly when I was traveling by car over the weekend,
but the national average has jumped to three dollars and
twenty six cents a gallon. Now, the statewide average went
up nineteen cents a gallon to four dollars a gallon.

(06:27):
Here in the state of Oregon, Grant's Pass has the
most expensive gas, and Pendleton's got the cheapest, down to
three dollars and seventy eight cents. But at Costco it
was still coming in at three point forty nine point
nine to nine, so you can still get a three
point fifty there. But I was seeing it going up
to closer to that average at four dollars a gallon,

(06:49):
which you know when it gets to five, it's one
hundred dollars to fill an suv.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Let's not do that, all right. I think the big
story of the day is a milestone in medical progress
has been achieved as a man in his early twenties
became the first recipient of a sperm making stem cell transplant,
providing a promising avenue for in fertility treatment. This is
pretty incredible. Diagnosed with something called azospermia hasu spermia, Yeah,

(07:17):
following childhood chemotherapy for bone cancer, the patient underwent a
revolutionary procedure involving the introduction of his own pre chemotherapy
stem cells to his reproductive system. I guess this cutting
edge technique, previously successful in animal testing seeks to rejuvenate
sperm production by tapping into stem cells naturally that are
present in statisticals So.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
He was shooting blanks and this made it so that
his swimmers were back in action.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
There's so many sides to this, like my brain's exploding,
Like it's so great that you could have a baby
when you can't. But if there is playing god, if
there is altering the timeline, it's putting sperm in those
who weren't supposed to have.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Now, although no sperm cells have been served in this patient,
in this patient seemen. To date, his hormer levels remained
stable and his testicular tissue has sustained no damage.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
So well, you don't want to damage the good and
they completely fell apart.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Now it suck. Well, hopefully he gets his little soldiers
working again. More of the stories online at one of
five nine the brew dot Com.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
You're listening to Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Drew and Laura, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Friday morning,
it's happening Tanner Drew and Laura's first ever Beat to
My Meat competition, Drew and beef Water going head to
head to see who can cook the best Tomahawk's steak.
They're playing for uh man rights, bragging rights, right your manhood,

(08:46):
I guess yeah. I and and of course a brand
new grill that Goldberg Jones calling over Goldberg Jones divorce, divorce,
you know, said he's gonna give the winner.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Every aspect so important to the contest or, to the petition.
And for people who don't know what a tomahawk is,
it's that one. It's the viral steak. You know, it's
the one with the giant bone that comes out and
it actually looks like a tomahawk. I mean, because I
just figure everybody knows. But maybe clarification is key for

(09:16):
those trying to put a put a visual in their head.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Went.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I went to Claim Jumper the other day. Oh yeah,
and I really like it. It's good good food.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Well, you know, I always read the longest time, I
thought it was clam Jumper, and I was like, what's
a clam.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Jean, So I still say claim clam a jumper, Like
I know that it's claim Jumper, but I still say clam.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
They had one inside the Golden Nugget. Yeah, so yeah,
there's a smell. I smelled a lot of clam jumper.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Well, I was there last Sunday and the Tomahawk steak
was like one hundred and forty six bucks. Ooh, well,
probably one hundred and fifty six. It was one of those. Yeah,
it's ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Steak prices are so inflated when somebody else grills it
for you, right, yeah, good thing is every bite you
guys eat on Friday, it's going to be on the house.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Well, beef water's on the phone. How are you feeling
this morning, good sir.

Speaker 11 (10:07):
I'm feeling pretty good. Man, I'm feeling pretty good. It's
getting real. I'm not gonna lie about that.

Speaker 12 (10:12):
It is getting real.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
When I was getting things situated yesterday, I'm like, all right, man,
this is just a couple of days away, and I
can't wait to watch that tier just dribble down, Drew cheat.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, and it may be or a tear of joy.
It could be tear joy, Drew. You know, I know
you're a little nervous about it, but don't you know
you just still should be confident in your ability to
cook a steak.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
The last time I cooked a tom Hawk, it was
one of the best steaks I've ever had, So I
think it's the meat, because we do have an advantage
that we're not cooking a chuck roast, and we're not
cooking we're not cooking a London broil or a top sirloin,
which are you can still make good.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Don't get it twisted.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
It's just a much more difficult ride. So it's just
about me making it a little better than the beef.
Water is the key, because I think you're going to
enjoy it if I can get the fire light.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Now, are there going to be like categories or is
it just going to be like, uh oh yeah, overall
better steak? But is it going to be like are
there going to be rankings for seasoning, well, how well
it's cut?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
There is someone we can ask about that. Maybe we
can get this person on the phone today or tomorrow.
But there have been some developments with our Beat My
Meat competition coming up on Friday, Ladies and Gentlemen. Yesterday
we finally confirmed that professional food critic. Oh sorry, Casey,
go ahead, all.

Speaker 11 (11:35):
Right, Sorry, it's okay, I just just swallowed wrong when
I heard you say food critic.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Professional food critic from the Portland Mercury, Andrea Dame Wood
has agreed to be one of the official judges for
beat my mate.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's very exciting.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
That is nerve wracking.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, I see the sweat beat up on Drew's forehead right.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Well, you know, here's the issue with the food critic
and since it's going to.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Be a blind oh, here's the thing. She just wrote
an article for The Mercury about steakhouses, like literally just
the other day. Oh nice, So she's well, she's dialed
in right now.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
But it's one of those deals where once they're a professional,
it's kind of like IMDb. See I can talk openly
because she won't know which stake's mine. That's true, but
it's like their palette is in a different land. It's
not even necessarily more preferable, but it's different than say Tanners.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
It's a sophisticated palette, a very sophisticated palette. And she's
been doing this for a long time. She's, you know,
like I said, a professional food critic for the Portland Mercury.
Andrea Dame would will be in studio on Friday to
help us judge this thing.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
She'll be one of the five judges. Y, I'm very
excited about it.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yes, be if your.

Speaker 13 (12:52):
Thoughts on that well, all I know is if I
lose any points and she reports to anything about mouth feel,
I'm flipping a table over because that steak is going
to be tender.

Speaker 11 (13:04):
I don't want to hear about your mouth feel or
what the bite's like.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Okay, come on, but okay, I know you're joking about
the mouth feel thing. But I mean, for real, though,
I think that's important. If you've got like a.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Chewy twenty minutes eating one, you know like it's gonna
be I want.

Speaker 11 (13:27):
I want to see her treat it like a glass
of wine. I wanted to chew it up and then
just spit it.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Out, bucket, and then wash your mouth out and snip
a coffee bean.

Speaker 14 (13:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Well, we do have to figure out who or who
the listener judge is going to, because we will have
one listener as a judge. Yes, and we're also going
to invite some people down here to watch it. We
got a text or sorry talk back message this morning.

Speaker 15 (13:46):
Hey guys, Drew to her, you have new jobs. I
can't listen that early, but if I could be there
to taste the meat, I would be forever grateful.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Mm hmmm, So everyone wants to get you haven't heard
from Drew to for a while, people are coming out
of the woodwork.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, as the research, it's awesome.

Speaker 16 (14:11):
I was just gonna say, for as much action and
activity as there has been for people wanting to be
a judge, we could almost do a Hunger Games kind
of thing. Have a little Battle Royale to start the
morning off, and then uh and then you know, let
whoever survives with.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
What I'm actually I'm on the board with what he's saying.
I'm totally on boarding.

Speaker 11 (14:33):
I'm just saying we've already got to put on the gas.
Let's just hammer dack, all right.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
We'll see when you get your buddy, all right, be safe,
all right, that's good, beat my meat to The first
ever competition's coming up Friday morning. Is gonna start at
six am. We should have the final tasting at like
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Speaker 4 (15:46):
Dot and now Bruce Sports Bruce Sports. Here's Drew Well.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Last night the National Championship going down in Texas and
Houston had a huge crowd there. Florida also pretty well represented,
but it was a slow start early for the Gators.
But just to give you some perspective into my world,
I had the Gators winning the entire thing, but I
had not won enough games down the stretch to win

(16:14):
the bracket. So last night I put the I put
the fishing bowl out and asked a group of buddies
if anybody wanted to bet a hundred bucks on the game,
and let's go dance, and I'll take Florida to win
by two points and so win the final second. This
is actually a very glorious story that buckle up. As

(16:35):
the game is unfolded, my girls are watching with me.
They picked the Gators, so I decided to stick with
my original pick. And we're all sitting there and we're
getting whooped. They're just losing the entire game, and in
the end they just start to rally back. It's like
a Cinderella story. But Houston had the final possession. They

(16:56):
were down by two. Florida had done what they needed,
but Houston would chance to seal decides to go for
the three pointer. But don't forget this, and this is
an important part of this clip. If a player jumps
off of the ground and let's go of the ball
in any fashion, they are not allowed to be the
first person to touch it when they land on the ground.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
So a player goes to shoot a ball and let's
go of the ball. And this is what it sounded like, cryer.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Six seconds clutch, seconds short, do what they can't touch it, they.

Speaker 17 (17:30):
Can't seconds fastbald.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
It's a d.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
And on the other side, heartbreak for Houston. They've never
won the title. It was their third time to the championship.
Their coach, Calvin Samson is a Kelvin Samson.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Is a badass.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
I felt so bad for them, and he's aging out
of this kind of time in his life, so hopefully
he gets another chance. But last night Florida did give
me a little bit of my money back. Ended up
finishing sixth in that one. I think eighth or ninth
in the station bracket. Laura held up the middle with
one of hers and the other one not last.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Well, I think I was second or last.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I was gonna leave that out.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 15 (18:25):
Fine.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
And in later on this morning, we'll break down Blazers
jazz that goes down this evening.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
There's the sports all right coming up later on this morning.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
We also have tickets to see the Blazers take on
Warriors on Friday night, So at seven point thirty listening
to win those tickets. Also, at seven am this morning,
we've got a major concert announcement. We'll let you know
who's coming to town. I'm pretty stoked. Both of the
bands that are playing are really good, and I'll tell
you about it here at seven am. Also, we want

(18:54):
to know if you've ever bumped into somebody on vacation.
M hm, Like I bumped into somebody who I knew.
I can't believe I bumped into him at Disneyland while
I was on vacation. Drew bumped into somebody while he
was in Vegas the other day. So when did you
bump into somebody while on vacation? Tell us about.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
You're listening to or Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
All right, do you want to know have you ever
bumped into somebody you knew while on vacation just randomly
you look up and you're like that is that Joe Joe?
Or you know, like how could I be this far
away from home? And then you're right here? Dude, I
can't believe it. I was at Disneyland last week and
I bumped into my actual neighbor. You're not next door neighbor,

(19:35):
my next door neighbor, directly next door, not a couple
of houses down. Yeah, Joel, he's my landscaper. And I
bumped into him and his wife and his daughter at Disneyland,
just randomly. That's funny.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
And we didn't know to be there.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
We didn't know, we didn't we just I knew he
was going on vacation, but I didn't know where he
was going, and he didn't know where I was going.

Speaker 6 (19:52):
Yeah, Which it's even more wild that it's not even
our state's spring break, Like he went the next week
and saw you there, like it wasn't like, well, we're
both on spring break.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
He went on an off time for his kid. Even
I looked. I looked up and I was at first like, God,
that guy looks like Joel. Is that Joel? That was happening?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
You know?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
A doppelganger?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Like and I are you following me.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
I'm gonna have you arrested right here at Disneyland. But no,
we just bumped into each other randomly. And then I'm
watching Drew's Facebook or his Instagram rather and he while
he was in Las Vegas, it was you also randomly
bumped into somebody anew.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
And so it was super weird because this guy and
his wife live on my street. But we went to
college together. I knew him in high school. I've known
him for thirty years. And they happened to be driving
through coming home from like some Arizona or something, and
so they stopped in Las Vegas. I don't know what
the path was, but they stopped just to get a

(20:48):
night's sleep, and he got to gambling and started to
win and made something like three or four thousand dollars,
and he just so happened to be over there pulling
the pull on the rip chord at MGM.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
As Amy and I walked into New York, New York, and.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
They had seen like a post of us, and they're like,
do you guys, You guys aren't like in Las Vegas
on the strip, And we had just happened to have
gotten out of a cab like in that moment, and
so yeah, it was wild because they had won so much.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
They even bought us dinner.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
It was like.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
They bought us dinner, Like it.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Was a whole so crazy too that they weren't even
vacationing in Vegas. They just happened to be there for
a night.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
A drive through, and you know, we were going to
go to New York, New York to go to Matt Apples.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
So it was like, dude, so strange.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
They live on the street, right, and and it was
a bing bong moment, especially when it's just the two
of you, You're like, it'd be nice to have some
buds here.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Right, How does that happen? Just how how did things
line up?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Like like those small world moments where it's so cliche
to say, oh, small world, but really.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Sometimes when did you bump into somebody that you knew
randomly while on vacation? Was it was it your mom?
Like were you in another state and all of a
sudden you just bumped in your mom or something that
would be weird doing get out of here?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
What are you doing at the acropolis?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Mom? Eight sixty six four four five one of five.
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and Laura on the Brew he Drew and Laura, Huh

(22:35):
have you ever bumped into somebody you knew randomly on vacation?
I don't know how it happened. I have no idea
how the universe lined up like this, all the planets,
but uh, I bumped into my neighbor, my direct next
door neighbor, Joel at Disneyland last week. Just looked up
and saw him standing there. And Drew randomly bumped into
somebody while he knew in Las Vegas last week. And

(22:56):
I'm just like, damn. Does this happen often? Because it
seems like it.

Speaker 6 (23:00):
And it's like the classic corny line, Well it's a
small world.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Yeah, but it is really, you know, it's like the
chances of it happening in those two places. Disneyland in
Las Vegas have so many people, it's a herd. Even
if they were there, they might just flow by.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Let's go to Amy Good morning, Amy, Good morning.

Speaker 10 (23:21):
So I think it's Disneyland. Disneyland is the place to
meet people because my husband and I and our kids
we were there. We were sitting down in one of
the restaurants, we were eating and we look over and
next thing you know, we're talking to friend from my
husband's high school. We hadn't seen them in like five
or six years, and they're at Disneyland the same time

(23:42):
we are with their kids.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
So now I had I felt the pressure, like how
long do I hang out with my neighbor? Isn't planned?
I don't really want to do that. Yeah, I love Joel,
but at the same time, like we see, this is
my vacation. I want to disappear from everyone. There's two
types of run ins.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
There's the acquaintance and the bud and and you know,
you're kind of in the acquaintance land your friends, but
you know, not.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Like let's go do the whole day together. So what'd
you guys do? Did you spend the whole day together?
Like did you feel like you had to?

Speaker 10 (24:08):
Or oh no, we just finished eating and left.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah. I spent about fifteen minutes with Joel ten or
fifteen minutes, and I was like, Okay, have a good
time you guys. I'll see at home.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, and I think that's the way.

Speaker 18 (24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
It was like, oh my god, what a crazy coincidence.
All right, have fun, see you later.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I have a nice But then I started feeling bad,
like did he want to go on rides together?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Like, yeah, Disneyland the plan, Like just stick to the plan,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 19 (24:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Yeah, and Disneyland especially, we got other people involved. You
can even get moving.

Speaker 10 (24:36):
Yeah, we had We were with my husband and my
husband's parents, and so we had plans, they had plans.

Speaker 20 (24:41):
It was you know, it was fine. We finished eating,
we talked, and that we were done.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
A go you mind if we tag along, you can
brow some money. Thanks for your calling, appreciate it. Let's
go to I'm not sure who this is standard you
and log good morning?

Speaker 20 (24:56):
Is this.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
That's you?

Speaker 21 (25:00):
He me, Okay, I met a friend of mine locally
from Maloa in Hawaii.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Wow, man on the islands. Were you at a bar
or was it like, you know, yeah, at a resort?

Speaker 21 (25:17):
Saw him wandering through the way. You check in with
the Hilton Hawaiian Village. But it's a really funny one.
I was on my birthday in April in Las Vegas,
and I partied a word too much and me and
my old lady got pretty freaking sick. And so I
had a bunch of weed and had a bunch of
beer and I didn't know what to do with it.

(25:38):
And we were leaving and I met these guys in
the elevator that were here for a bachelor party, and
so I asked them, do you want some weed and beer?
And they're like, oh, yeah, that'd be great, And so
they followed me back to the room. And as I heard,
I can carry it back to his room, I said,
so where are you guys from? The said, oh, you've
probably never heard of it. It's called Beaverton, Oregon.

Speaker 22 (25:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Uh, And so that's I guess them. I guess it.
Sometimes sometimes it can be cool, like if if you
really like that person, you know, you always have a
good time with them, and you randomly bump into them
at a resort or something like that, I suppose it
can be awesome. But then there are times where it feels.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Like like, oh man, I have to have like a
weird obligation.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, I like I have to hang out with them.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
But I do feel like the Hawaii thing is especially
crazy because there are so many islands that you could
choose to go to and you ended up on the
same yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
You're alone a lot there.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
It's like, the beaches are beautiful, but it's just like you, yeah,
you know, it's not like Vegas or Disneyland, where it's
like you're.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Getting rath packed the gable.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
So it's surprising that you would even run into them.

Speaker 23 (26:42):
You know.

Speaker 21 (26:42):
I drove a pedal taxi and ypiki in the early nineties,
and I found it was really weird. You'd be driving
along and everybody you'd talk to would be like, Oh,
I'm from Columbus, Ohio, or I'm from Seattle, Washington, and
you find a bunch of people saying that same thing.
And so I'd go cruising down the street.

Speaker 19 (27:00):
Somebody tell you you have a Washington would be like,
oh my god, how did you.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
Know, because everyone declares it on the island.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, probably have magnificent calves being a pedal taxi. Thanks
for calling my friend.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
It was a blast. I was so hammered. Let's go
to Ryan. Good morning, Ryan. Have you ever randomly bumped
into someone you knew while on vacation.

Speaker 14 (27:23):
Not on vacation, but this little local watering hole right
around the corner from my house grows me or I
used to live in Vancouver, this guy from there. I
was up in Seattle with my girlfriend at the time
Chris Stapleton concert and ran into him. And the next
weekend I ran into the same dude at Seaside. And
about a half year later, I'm working on a job

(27:44):
site and there he is again out front installing the
door on a brand new build Brock.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Either that or he's the FBI.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
I'm just doing the.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Store over here.

Speaker 14 (27:58):
When we ran into one another tide, we said the
same thing.

Speaker 21 (28:01):
Are you following me?

Speaker 14 (28:02):
Are you up and following me? And we just started laughing.
Then after that we kind of had some beers there.
It was road here.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
I mean, that's what I would do if somebody asked
me that, I would totally laugh if I were following them. Yeah,
that's crazy, No, of course not. Thanks to appreciate it.
We got some talkback messages coming in through our iHeartRadio app.
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Speaker 4 (28:25):
Funny story about running into people.

Speaker 24 (28:27):
So I have a distant cousin I ran into two
different times in two different parts of.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
The state of Oregon. Uh, funny haha.

Speaker 24 (28:36):
So there was a third time, remember glasses and I go.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Over to Newport and I'm walking down Safeway and I'm.

Speaker 12 (28:44):
Like, dude, why are you following me? This guy looked
at me like I was crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
It turns out I wasn't my cousin.

Speaker 11 (28:50):
First two was third one wasn't.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Can't all be him?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
More of your calls and talkbacks coming up here in
just a few moments. When did you bump in to
someone that you knew randomly? All while on vacation? Nine
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It's Tanner To and Laura. You gotta hear this clip
from I Think It's The Tonight Show. So Bill Burr,
who I loved, you know, the guy is so damn
funny every time he opens his mouth, even when he's
just ranting about.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Something, yeah, which is usually it's most of the time.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
But like, he's an American treasure and the guy should
be protected at all costs. But he was on the
tonight I'm sorry. It was late night with stephan Myyers
and he was telling a story about the time he
told Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam how much he hated
the band. Oh, that's amazing, and he didn't like it
like a fun way. And here's the story.

Speaker 23 (29:48):
When Pearl Jam came. That was another one of those
grunge Seattle bands. And that's when I was like, oh
my god, this isn't ending, Like this is just gonna
keep coming. And then all my bands skid rolling, all
of that were gone, and it was just these sad
guys singing about being under a bridge and not being happy.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
And I'm like, what happened? And nothing but a.

Speaker 23 (30:08):
Good time ignoring all your problems with cocaine?

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Right like that was all over.

Speaker 23 (30:14):
And so I got to sit next to him and
he was like, you know, I did it good nature.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
It was like, man, I hated your band. You guys
ended my thing.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
And he was cracking up.

Speaker 22 (30:23):
I go.

Speaker 23 (30:23):
Do you know how long it took me to admit
how great a band Pearl Jam is Because now I
love him?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Oh yeah, I was really.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
Now we're friends, so I love your band exactly.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
My skid rob a big time. Can I have some
free tickets?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yes, exactly. So there it is Bill Burr. I love
that guy. Just the way he talks makes me laugh. Yeah,
all right, This morning, we want to know have you
ever randomly bumped into someone that you knew while on vacation.
I somehow, by chance, randomly bumped into my direct next
door neighbor while in Disneyland last week, Drew bumped into
one of his friends and he's done for thirty years.
In Vegas last week he even lives on my street.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Not as good as next door, but on the same street,
has the same street address.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Laura, if you ever this ever happened to.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
You, not on viig I was not on vacation, but
the person I bumped into was on vacation. This was
when I was living in Spokane, and I went to
school in this little town in Indiana, and I randomly
bumped the guy. Anderson University was the name in Anderson Indiana,
not far from Ball State, which is a larger university

(31:25):
that some people have heard of. But I was downtown Spokane,
just minding my own business and I hear Laura and
I turn around and it's this guy who is one
of one of my uh screenwriting classes in college. And
he's like, yeah, my girlfriend's thinking about going to Gonzaga.
And I was like, oh, hey, Joey, what's going on?
And then he was like but then this is the

(31:45):
best part. He's like, you know, I still remember your
script in that screenwriting class was one of my favorites,
like shoe we thanks.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
I guy wanted to smash. I say, I think he
was looking to eat out, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, But I was just like, that's random. First of all,
Spokane and is random, and also where I went to
school was random. So what are the chants? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
I know how it happens. And you wonder like, is
is this the universe telling me something?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (32:09):
Maybe you guys, you know, he's coming back full circle.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
He's just wanted to sit and Joel. Are we supposed
to be best friends?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
This is it.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
He does invite me over a lot, but I sometimes
I don't.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I actually, yeah, I got stuff I got going on,
Like I get like social anxiety.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
I don't like big parties, especially around at my age
at forty three. I just turned forty three yesterday, So
I don't like to go to the parties where I
don't know anybody.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
It was just like him inviting you over for.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Like a I know one guy and his wife and
their kid, but like.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Just you don't want to just like go over and
hang with Joel.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Just terrible two cold pops before you get there, to
break the eye and there you go.

Speaker 19 (32:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Maybe I should, though, because the universe is stillness.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I'm not.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Yeah, I think it's time for you guys to start
at romance.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Maybe do some pickleball together. Oh yeah, we got some
talk back messages coming in through our iHeart radio.

Speaker 25 (32:58):
Hey heard you guys talking about running into people when
you're out and about I don't know if you guys
remember this, but that one bacon and beer I went
to and I ran into my uncle that I hadn't
seen in twenty years.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
I do remember that. Yeah, I mean that was pretty memorable. Yeah,
that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
But also if you're living in the same town, like
is there a reason you hadn't seen each other in
twenty years.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
I thought that was pretty wild then, and I'm glad
he brought it up because it's like, how do you
not run into family for decades?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Really tight family.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Let's go to Jason. Good morning, Jason.

Speaker 21 (33:30):
Hey, how's it go?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
It's going well?

Speaker 15 (33:31):
Man?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Tell us did you ever bump into someone randomly that
you knew while on vacation?

Speaker 7 (33:37):
I buked into my.

Speaker 19 (33:39):
Grandpa when I was in Florida. I had no idea
he was there and sitting there drinking.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Grandpa, did you wonder off and end up in Florida?
How did you get here?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
I was gonna say, of course he's in Florida. That's
where all old people go.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah, it's like I had it.

Speaker 12 (33:54):
I've had it.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
I quit the fam.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
I was cold to come to Florida, Florida and have
a drink.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
My tie sounds good though.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yeahs you guys hang out or it was just like, hey, Grandpa,
fis Bob.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
And I was like, I'm meeting a lady and here
in a bit, so don't tell your grandma.

Speaker 12 (34:07):
I'm here to meet a hooker.

Speaker 18 (34:10):
Another round and hung out with them for a bit.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Ye tell you do.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Thanks to call Jason, appreciate it. We got some more
talkbacks coming into our iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 24 (34:21):
Happy Bruce Day, mcdee here. Back in April two thousand
and two, I skied onto a lifted Mount Hood Meadows
and a guy asked if he could ride with me
and I of course, they said yes. It was a
beautiful day and we're riding up together. As where he
was from, he said, Boston. I said, well, I'm from
back there, from Manchester, New Hampshire. He said, well, actually
I from hooks It. We had goggles and helmets on

(34:41):
so we couldn't really see each other. It turns out
we went to high school, graduated high school together, and
we've been closer friends since.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah, is it weird? And already remembers the exact date.
You know, it's like April ninth, two thousand and two.
I saw Bryan.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I don't have a I feel like he remembers all
of those dates because he spends so much time at
Mount Hood.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
You know, it still has the lift ticket on his wall.
Let's go to Kate.

Speaker 26 (35:10):
They hung up.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Let's go to I'm not sure who this is. It's
Santa Joelar.

Speaker 26 (35:14):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 20 (35:16):
My name is Sheila.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Sheila tell Us. So did you bump into someone randomly
on vacation.

Speaker 27 (35:20):
That you knew?

Speaker 28 (35:21):
Yes, yes, I did so. I'm from Oregon. But when
I was in middle school, my family traveled to Arizona
for spring break. Yes, and we went to a museum
of instruments there and we walk in and the first
person we see is my middle school music teacher from Portland.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Wow, they're they're definitely still practice practice on the recorder.

Speaker 28 (35:45):
Well, yeah, I mean I we did not plan it,
but then we ended up looking at it. A ton
of instruments together.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
You can't say the S word. You said the word
A ton of instruments together, and I'm pretty sure they
made love afterwards.

Speaker 19 (35:56):
All right?

Speaker 21 (35:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Did you guys?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Like?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
That's almost sounds like the beginning of an adult film.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Was she an adult yet when she met him?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
I was twelve.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
I thought I heard that. Nope, all right, disregard the question.
Thank you, I'm hanging out. N that's a McLoughlin Chevrolet
text one. How are you doing beef?

Speaker 12 (36:23):
I'm good man?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
What about you?

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Man?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
You bump into somebody randomly, like when you were in Texas,
not in Texas.

Speaker 12 (36:30):
But what four or five years ago, took the kids
over to Hawaii, and uh, we were at the hotel.
I'm hanging up by the pool watching the kids swim,
and all of a sudden, over to my right, you
just hear this k cy bay and I'm like, what's
going on around here? And it was one of my
bros from high school? Wow, staying at the same hotel.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeahs did you guys end up hanging out the whole time?

Speaker 12 (36:51):
Well, like anytime we were down at the pool or whatever.
But yeah, it was just super random.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
I don't know how it happens.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Crazy.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
I hadn't seen him in a decade. Yeah, And it's
hard to be mad at a pool. It's a good
place to run into people.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
All right. Well, coming up next, we've got tickets to
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Speaker 2 (37:08):
The Warriors. Man, this is cool because everyone who wins
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Probably we've sat there. It's a good view. It's like
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In the Brew, you're listening to Tan Or Drew and
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Already got one more talk back here from someone saying
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On today Good Morning Brew Crew.

Speaker 29 (38:08):
Uh yeah, So when I was on vacation, I went
back home to my hometown and I went out for
drinks with some friends. I ended up running into my
next door neighbor that I grew up with like thirty
years ago, and he lives in Florida now. So I
came from Oregon, he came from Florida, and we both

(38:29):
met in southern California the same place.

Speaker 28 (38:31):
Wow.

Speaker 12 (38:32):
Yeah, just really odd, but it was really cool.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
I love it when that happens. But you're just like,
how did that happen? But that's great, you know, bump
into somebody you know, as long as they're cool and
you like them. It sucks when you bump with someone
you know and you don't like them.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
You're like, I haven't seen anyone in twenty years, and
I was hoping to keep.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
It that way.

Speaker 6 (38:48):
Well, there's also just the awkwardness of the ambiguity of it.
It's like, if you you could be indifferent, you could
not hate them and not love them, but now you're obligated, Yeah,
because we're both standing here.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
So I felt that way when I bumped into Joel,
my neighbor. That's that's too close though, but it would
be rude delete We talk all the time.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
But I just felt like, God, I feel obligated to
like hang out with him, but I'm not going to.
I can't, you know, like I just wanted to do
my thing.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
He feeling the same way.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Most of his conversations with a neighbor is that is
about seven minutes right at Max's true, you cross the.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Arms, talk about the stuff in the world. What are
we gonna do? It could be the tea cups together.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
I mean, come on, well that you could, that would
be hilarious.

Speaker 12 (39:32):
But it sounds like you played it off pretty well.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
It was fine. Yeah, And he's my guess is he
felt the same way you didn't lock.

Speaker 12 (39:39):
Yourself into like a dinner engagement or hey, let's go
pile around. You're like, hey, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I think that maybe is what he kind of wanted.
I don't know for sure. I'm hoping he felt the
same way.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
I did, because I feel like Joel puts the olive
branch out quest.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
He's so nice. He's one of my favorite people.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
If I was like, what's that fancy dinner place, the
thirty three club or whatever.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
I think twenty three years.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Something, what if he's like, yeah, I have an open
spot at thea thirty three club. You want to come tonight?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Be on board? Tell me when that would be different.
That's totally different. All right, It's time to play our
new game called the five and ten Game. We're gonna
give you a category and you have ten seconds to
name five things within said category. It sounds easy, but
once you're under pressure and you hear that ticker in

(40:25):
your ear, you could totally break. Yeah, let's meet our
opponent this morning, calling from Longview.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
His name is Marcus.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
What's happened to Marcus?

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Go?

Speaker 19 (40:37):
Let's do this.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Is it Marco or Marcos?

Speaker 11 (40:40):
It's Marcos Marcus.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
I don't think I even ever met a Marcos.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
It sounds good, only only the pizza guy. Marcus was
taking Marco's pizza. No pizza.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Okay, I think I've seen the commercials.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Do we have them here? No?

Speaker 6 (40:55):
Maybe because I've never even met a Marco let alone
seeing a Marco's pizza commercial.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
All right, uh, you know the game right?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah, Okay, today, Marcos, your category is cell phone companies.
You have ten seconds to name five cell phone companies.

Speaker 11 (41:11):
Go AT and T, T Mobile, Xfinity, Uh, Cricket.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
And uh.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
You were just you're almost you were Mark close but
not there.

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You're going to the Blazers when they play the Warriors
Friday nights.

Speaker 21 (41:49):
Thank you so much, Marco, Marc, my boy, oh my boy.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
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I'll go first because I think this is creepy as hell.
Texas based tech firm says that they used DNA from
a thirteen thousand year old tooth to bring back an
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Dire wolves.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Yeah, and also they've got them in Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
The dire Wolf was made famous in the HBO series
Game of Thrones, and it's creator, George R. Martin, is
an investor in the project. Actually, okay makes sense. Researchers
started with remains found in Ohio and Idaho. The cells
were cloned and then bred using a gray wolf, which
is the closest living relative. So they posted a video
of them howling on the internet. And it's adorable. It's

(42:58):
adorably creepy. It's adorable. Something crow up, Yeah, exactly, like,
aren't they super big? And like I think they go
pretty big and it just you know, didn't we There's
an entire franchise on how this is a bad idea.
I don't know what we're doing here playing god and
you know they're you know, they're trying. They're working on
something with humans.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
In a lapse, I thought they were working on like
dodo birds and wooly mammoths and stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
They're doing it all. I mean, we have these mice
that that had a wooly mammoth hair that just came
out like, well that's right.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Yeah, and these these tech dudes they're doing it with
AI too. So the AI is just keeping on working
the DNA and working the DNA until they get as
close as they can.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Remember in Jurassic Park, you used a cold You know,
it takes these sciences as thousands of hours to figure
them out.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
It's pretty intense. I don't know if it's a good idea.
They said they're in a secure land. It's like five
thousand acres or something with a secure perimeter. But that's
what they said in Jurassic.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I know it could possibly go round demon wolves.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
It sounds like I don't I don't like. I wish
it would stop that, but they exist, so there you go.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
Well, the big story to me, guys, even though those
dire wolves will probably get loose and eat us al,
preschool for All is increasing their seats.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Now.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
Do you remember back in twenty twenty, the idea was
floated that maybe preschool should be free or included, and
that all kids should be able to get the same jumpstart.
Because I've paid for preschool twice and I've got another
one on the way, and I'll tell you it's like
college tuitions what it feels like. But they started with
five hundred kids, taxing the richest people in Moltnoma County

(44:31):
in order to do it. Now they're up to over
two thousand seats, and the plan is actually thirty eight
hundred next year, and by twenty thirty they want free
preschool for everyone in that Portland metropolitan area. Twenty thirty,
that's going to be about perfect when you do the
math for me to completely miss out perfect, But somebody,
I mean, at some point you should just because you

(44:53):
don't have the money, you shouldn't be able to get
a quick start learning as a child.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I totally agree.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, I think speaking of money, think the big story
is that remember that guy who won that massive powerball
jackpot here in Oregon last year was the fourth largest
in history.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
I wasn't bitter at all. I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
His name is Charlie Safwan, and he, if you recall,
had cancer and was going to use the money towards
his treatment. He is still doing that. He's still battling cancer.
He's undergone too surgery and surgeries rather and says he's
only had time for a guy's trip to Las Vegas.
But he did buy a house for his family and

(45:36):
a metallic green Lamborghini for himself. Yes, he's invested in
apartments in a local Thai restaurant as well, and he
says his family's good and they don't have to worry
about money anymore. So it sounds like, uh, he's he's
living the good life and hopefully that cancer treatment will
will continue going well for him.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
That's awesome. Yeah, it's unfortunate that, you know, the only
way to get that is all that cash, right, but
you know, list he's got that. That's good for me.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
Yeah, battle the good fight. Then let's all go to
dinner exactly.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
More on the stories online at one of five nine
the Brew dot Com. All right, coming up next another
edition of Who's the A Hole? We're gonna give you
a scenario. You just got to tell us who the
a hole is? Coming up next? Eight six six four
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Download it for your cell phone today. Happy Tuesdays, Tanner,
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Speaker 4 (46:27):
You're listening Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
All right, don't forget Tanner to and Laura's first ever
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Speaker 4 (46:49):
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Speaker 19 (46:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
The winner is going to get a brand spankin new
grill from Goldberg Jones. They've actually they're gonna buy you
this awesome charcoal grill for the winner. And that's what
they're playing for. They're also playing for their manhood rights.

Speaker 20 (47:02):
Laura.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
There's a lot of them.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, I mean, I guess I still don't really get it,
but I'm going along with it.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
And tomorrow We're going to Gardner's and together, as a
true competition should, and we're going to pick out the
cuts of me. I think just getting a look at
the thickness and how wide those bad boys are that.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
It might be a panic in itself.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Right, I've been there.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
We found out this morning. That's food critic Andrea Dame
Wood from the Portland Mercury will be one of the judges,
an actual food critic who just recently wrote an article
about about steakhouses for the Mercury, so she knows how man,
she knows what she's talking about. She will be in
studio with us on Friday to to you know, taste
the meat well that opened Flavor Town.

Speaker 12 (47:44):
That's a humbling development.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Are you nervous there?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Yeah? Are you getting away?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
It makes it because yesterday you're like, I'm not nervous
about it.

Speaker 12 (47:50):
Still I'm not nervous. She don't got me skirt.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
I'm fine because I feel like a standard palette with
just some spices and a good flip, you could make
them happy.

Speaker 12 (48:00):
What I prefer The judge was just a dude that
worked at a tire shop.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yes, yeah, I like tire mouth.

Speaker 19 (48:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Well, this woman will have a very sophisticated palette and
I'm very happy and honored to have her on the
show this Friday. So Andrea Dame Wood from the Portland
Mercury will be on the show. So makes you're listening,
it's time for another edition of Who's the A Hole.
You're gonna give you a real life scenario. I'm actually
going to play a clip for you here of an
argument that was caught on tape in a park. All right,

(48:27):
I'm not sure where it looks like, maybe somewhere on
the East Coast by the way they're talking. I have
no idea, but let me set the scenario for you.
So there's a woman sitting on a park bench. Her
son has gone off to the bathroom. Okay, the sun
left like a like a bottle, like a soda bottle
or something in some like trash from a wrapper on

(48:48):
the bench which he hadn't finished yet, so he went
to the bathroom, was going to come back and then
throw it away. Sure, a woman sitting on the park
bench is not like they're littering or anything like that.
Still there, there's a woman also in the park who
apparently claims rights over the park because she paid when
her sister passed away. She paid to have that bench
dedicated to her sister, and so there's a plaque on it. Okay,
there's a plaque with her sister's name, and this bench

(49:09):
is dedicated to so and so. Yeah, and she saw
this woman sitting on this bench with some trash and
thought that the woman was littering and being very disrespectful
to her dead sister. Oh man, you're the protector of
the bench.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Now put your sister's name on a bench where people sit, Like,
why would bump sleep on that at night? Right? Like
you don't get to control who uses the bench.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Well, she approached this woman. Everyone pulled out their cameras
because after they do these days, and it's one of
the cattiest things you've ever heard. Just there's just you know,
these yentas. Here's the clip matter, this.

Speaker 30 (49:41):
Sister, this bench I donated because sister passed away.

Speaker 22 (49:48):
Okay, So my son just said it there and he
walked to the bathroom and he'll be I'm not that
kind and we'll.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Take it up.

Speaker 22 (49:56):
I'm asking Okay, but now you're attacking me because is
just sitting there and will bring you to be respectful. Okay. Well,
you're not being respectful to absolutely not. Now now she was, look,
don't throw that is.

Speaker 11 (50:12):
You're such a it's whatever.

Speaker 30 (50:14):
So I've listened, so so.

Speaker 22 (50:19):
Yeah, go ahead, go for it.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
So at this point, for this point, the sun comes
back and one of the women's talking to the sun,
like telling the son what the mother has done directly
to go for it.

Speaker 22 (50:33):
Yeah. So so this woman her, so, this woman her
her sister.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
So she came through this fence because she had a
very difficult, difficult life.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Just stop talking from your children.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
I don't need to know.

Speaker 10 (50:54):
Whatever, because you know why, because you can't listen.

Speaker 7 (51:00):
I don't need to.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
You.

Speaker 10 (51:05):
You have heard nothing, you have her not. So your
mother has had not listened to one thing.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
It goes on non don't even understand what is going on.
I don't know who's who.

Speaker 6 (51:20):
Yeah, well, I mean you can tell the one who's saying,
don't talk to my son, the one who he's going
you're the one to a pro.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
The one who's got that terrible tone is one of
the ladies who's upset that she's sitting there with the litters.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
But they all have a terrible tone. If this was
in front of my house, I'll be honest, I'd turned
the hose on the both of them. But but when
you have to choose which one is more ridiculous and annoying.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Just even if my brother dies in a tragic way
and I dedicate that bench, that's it, that's it. Not
my bench, not my bark, that's it.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
If you didn't want people to use the bench, and
maybe you shouldn't have donated a bench.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Dedicated one in your yard. There was there's some people
who who were saying that, you know, playing devil's advocate here.
They're like, you know, uh, the woman's sister died. You
could you know, show a little respect to the to
the deceased and the woman's feelings. But you know, maybe
a different way.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
I think you could be a lot lighter than can
I move the kid's food while he's still eating it
or his drink? You know, it's like what we would
just want to move the stuff, don't touch the stuff. Yeah,
and you you are right, you'd want to be sensitive
to pe I would have been sensitive to the issue.
But as soon as you come and start directly talking
to my kid to try and make me look like
a fool, do you just raise the roof.

Speaker 12 (52:33):
I'm still confused about the gripe, right, Like, if she
came up and watched those people walking off that had
just left the trash on the bench, that's one thing
I could see that transaction, that's different. But she was
still there, the stuff's still there. The kids like, it's
a very explainable scenario.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
It's almost like she just didn't like that somebody was
sitting there and she wanted to sit there, and she
found a reason to bitch about it.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
And I think we missed like the beginning of the
altercation here. So it's like, is she trying to sit there?
Is she's just complaining about there being litter on the bench.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
And by the way, you can kind of see it
in the shots, it just looks like a it looks
like a gatorade bottle or something like that.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
He's still sitting there, like, yeah, and she came up
and was hot.

Speaker 30 (53:13):
Matter this sister, this bench I donated because sister passed away.

Speaker 22 (53:21):
Okay, so my son just said it there and he
walked up.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
You know, she's emotional inch, but she showed up already
like on edge, you know, because if you're gonna cry
within a sentence, chill out.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Who's the a whole eight sixty six four four five
one oh five nine.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Let's go to Dallas.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Good morning, Dallas morning again.

Speaker 11 (53:40):
Who's the at that point.

Speaker 7 (53:43):
The lady who donated the bench, not a lunch. You've
donated the bench. You don't call him the bench. If
you don't want anyone sitting on it or using it,
maybe do something for your sister.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
And it is in public use, right, yeah, good point.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
The people still sitting there, Yeah, they's gonna be stop
around them. It's not uncommon to have at that ridge
and a snack.

Speaker 14 (54:06):
In a park.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Yeah, it's not like they were like it's not like
they were carving their initials into the back of the
bench ring like that. You know, that would be different.
But it's a snack wrapper.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Like the lady's just sitting there and she you know,
she's got her her flip flops off, like she's just
barefoot sitting there and relaxing. Yeah, it looks like she'd
been there for a little bit because there's a bunch
of stuff around her. But it's just if she left
it all, that's one thing.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
But she was still sitting she's using the bench for
its intended purpose, you know, so that's.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
And well, my kids are at a park. Before we've left,
we always clean up, but while they're there, it looks
like downtown Portland, right, you know this stuff everywhere?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
All right, Thanks Dallas, We appreciate her brother.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Text messages are coming in on her McLoughlin Chevrolet text
line at nine eight one ninety seven. A lot of
people seem to be saying the same thing. Yeah, definitely.
The lady who donated the bench seems like the A hole.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
You could have been sensitive on sentenced When to back
up your point, though, Tanner, because when she said my
sister died and she's like, oh god, it doesn't set
off a good conversation.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
This one says the Karen flipping out is definitely the
A hole. It's a park pinch, get enoughing life. This
one says, what's wrong with these people? This one says
Tanner's the A hole.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Without saying I think yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
So a lot of people seem to just say, yeah,
lady's little Cray, little Craig Cray.

Speaker 12 (55:22):
So does she just periodically take a stroll through the
park too.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Like anybody's littering?

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Un how many people she's yelled at it called bench watch,
I bet she goes there.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
You've heard of cart and arc now bench watch.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
I feel like she goes there to have a good cry,
and they were in the way right like she just
likes to go and sulk on the bench, which is,
you know, more in your own way.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
But I mean in that case, you gotta or even
just like do it in a nicer way. Like I'm
sure if she was just chill and was like, hey,
my sister passed away and we donated this bench and
we were hoping to have like a moment with the bench.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Like maybe I'd probably get up and I totally, but I.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Feel like she approached it with hostility, and that's what
causes whole thing.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
She came in hot, just like a fijeta.

Speaker 12 (56:05):
Thank you, my friend, say the same thing like ma'am,
I will get up and leave just as soon as
I'm done carving my name into this bench.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Syrian, Steve, you got like thirty seconds go.

Speaker 19 (56:15):
Oh my god, you guys have a heart. Like I
can totally see a white sure air Karen just streaming
her head off for no reason.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
She wasn't, but she definitely she definitely was a Karen.

Speaker 19 (56:27):
I mean that's Karen, Bro, that is so sad. That
is so said.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
You don't even a bench like this in a public,
public place. Everybody's gonna sit on it. Everybody's gonna, you know,
do whatever they do at the bank, eat or sorry
at you know, at the bench, eat on it, all
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 19 (56:43):
I don't know what the problem is, but I would
be proud if somebody said on something that I you know.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
I mean, I'd be happy someone was sitting there.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Someone it was.

Speaker 19 (56:54):
Probably yeah, there's probably like her sister's spot or something
like that. You know, there's a bench in our local
there's actually like a benk you sit on by the
dun pond where we live, with a name on it
and stuff like that. And I don't see anybody going
over there and saying, you know, don't eat on the
bench or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Now you stay off that bench, Steve. That is not yours.
It's dedicated. Thank you, Sar and Steve appreciate you.

Speaker 22 (57:15):
Bro.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
I guarantee that soda f it's spilled, is not the
worst stain on that bench.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Just to take a breath. This text comes to us
from ninety eight twenty says typical Karen definitely could have
made a different approach. Seventy six and seventy five says
where is this bench? I want to sit there all day. Yeah,
drag booty across that thing. In honor of your sister.
We'll put the video online here in just a few
minutes one of five nine dot com. Just click on Tanner,
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Don't do you and now Bruce sports Bruce, here's Drew.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Well.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
The Natty all came down to last night.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
The Houston Cougars and the Florida Gators went at it
for everything. Now it at the beginning of the game,
it looked like Houston and that stifling defense was going
to get the job done, leading by as much as
twelve down the stretch in the second half, but Florida
just kept hanging around, and when it all came down
to it, Florida rallied from that deficit to lead by two,

(58:09):
which is covering the spread with one play remaining. Now
Houston decided they were going to play an overtime game.
They were gonna try and get off of three. The
one thing Florida wasn't going to allow. When chaos ensued.

Speaker 17 (58:22):
Crier six seconds clutch seconds sharp, You want, they can't
touch it. They chucked a second talks dressed to sadness.
That's a dread.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
That guy who's calling that he took over for Jim Nance.
He's got an amazing name, his name Iron Eagle. Wow,
isn't that pretty awesome? I think so, even if it
isn't Tip of the cap whoever picked it for him.
The guy's got a pretty golden voice and a good
future with this tournament. It is over, though, and your
brack is complete. Somebody bragging around the office this morning,

(59:03):
and finally Blazer's Jazz tonight six o'clock tip in Utah.
Now Portland is in a situation here where they are
probably not gonna make the playoffs, but looking to build
on this. Denny is probable for this game, saying with
Anthony Simon, so who knows about these game time decisions.
But if you want a little bit of sports six

(59:25):
o'clock tonight, rip City Radio six twenty am. And remember,
for the rest of the week, we've got tickets to
go see Blazer's Warriors on Friday with a chance at
those course light silver seats.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
There's just sports. Hey, you much right? Come up next?
More of your calls and talkback messages. Also, one in
fifty men think that they can do this, which is
pretty insane. I'll tell you what it is in a second.
I one in fifty men are insane, is what I'm
It's more than that. I mean, come on, well, we'll
tell you what one and fifty men think that they
can do. Coming up right after Zeppelin, Happy Tuesday, it's Tanner,

(59:56):
Ju and Laura on one of five nine to brew.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Dan Or Drew and Laura Dinner Drew in Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
All right, I found this article outside. It's a survey
that found that one in fifty men think that they
can outrun a race horse. Oh I is survey finds
that one in fifty men think that they can outrun
a race horse in like a one hundred meter sprint.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Okay, So, like, I guess I'm not knowledgeable enough. Like
how fast is the average racehorse?

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
The fastest human ever? Usain Bolt topped out at forty
four point seven kilometers an hour, So I do have to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Assume that a horse can run faster than that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
It looks like, yeah, they can run sixty four kilometers
an hour.

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Okay, So what what did you say for Usain forty
four point seven kilometers an hour. Yeah, so it looks
like a thoroughbred racing horse can run forty four miles
per hour, which is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Quite a bit more in kilometers.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
Yeah, the true breakdown one of that is ten kilometers
is six point two miles.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
The One Pole survey revealed a whole zoo of misplaced confidence.
Is what they say. Men are specifically more likely than
women to think that they could take on an take
on the animal kingdom and come out on top and
a foot race.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Right, but because you guys are just delusional, one fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Men think they can beat a race horse. Twenty seven
percent think they think that they could outrun a crocodile.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I probably couldn't a crocodile, especially under pressure.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Yeah, I think I could outrun.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
A car he's hungry and you're trying to get away.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
I mean not if I'm super close and he's already
like in motion, I'm probably done. American crocodile can go
twenty miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Oh okay, that's pretty fatta.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
How much that's pretty fast. That's a school zone car. Yeah,
I don't think I can run twelve.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Oh my god, can you even imagine seeing a crocodile
running at you full speed, freak me out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Twenty percent that they could think that they could take
an elephant in a race, eleven percent that they.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
Could beat a house cat over ten meters. I see,
I've raced against my own peers too many times to
have this delusion, you know, Like, have you ever played
on a sports team. Unless you're the best player or
the fastest player on the team, you've been beat by
your peer. And that's not a racehorse, like I've I've
been beat by ten fifteen dudes in the same race,

(01:02:20):
like and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Then don't have this but the fact that the fastest
man on the planet couldn't even run as fast as
a race horse, that should tell you something.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Why it's just funny? Are we just that cocky? It's
like the airplane thing, you know, like, right, you think
you could fly it just because you're like, well, where
there's a will, there's a way. Also, where there's a stupidity,
there's a crash. Right, let's go to line one. It's
Tanajo and Laura, good morning.

Speaker 21 (01:02:45):
I grew up on a full bred horse racing bomb. Yeah,
and at the rodeo every year they would put a
horse up against the dirt bike just to go across
the Rodeo arena. Yeah, and the dirt bike never won nil.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
That's incredible.

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
So there's no way a man is out running a
race horse. It's just not happening.

Speaker 19 (01:03:04):
No way, no way.

Speaker 11 (01:03:05):
Look at thee you don't hang.

Speaker 21 (01:03:08):
On, you're going off the back.

Speaker 27 (01:03:10):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
But what animal do you think you could beat in
a in a race?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
All right, thanks man, I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
Uh, yeah, there's no way, no, because look at one
of their legs. They've got twice as many legs as you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
They're three, three to five times bigger, and they're really
and they don't even work out. Yeah, there they are roids.
Let's go natural roids to line too. It's Tanner, Jo
and Laura.

Speaker 20 (01:03:36):
Good morning, Hi Volta Maverick, Good morning guys. I'm uh,
there's only one defense for those people that think they're
going to beat a horse, race horse or a man.
Can't help but be stupid, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Yeah, so we sometimes we just can't help it.

Speaker 20 (01:03:52):
The only the only thing I'm trying to beat is
not getting shocked in this rain while I'm working on electricity.
That's about That's about my only hope.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Well, what animal do you think you could beat in
a foot race? Maybe a deer or a goat?

Speaker 20 (01:04:03):
Noat, No, animals are so much quicker, accelerating so much faster.
So you know, maybe an angry wife with a with
an iron iron skillet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
And actually came out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
This survey also came out with a list of fifteen
animals that people think that they could beat in a
one hundred meters dash. Crocodile at one, elephant at two,
hippopotamus at threepopot Those hippos kill people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
All their past, right, They're fast and they're.

Speaker 8 (01:04:30):
Yeah, you see him chasing boats down because we think
of we think of these animals as like frolicking along
a rein deer, which this is the first thing that
popped up, is thirty five to forty miles an hour,
and that's a big one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
I bet you the little ones can get clip and
a rabbit came in at four, a goat came in
at five, a house cat at six. A swarm of
bees came in at seven. Dude, you're not outrunning a
swarm of bees. I've even caught.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Also, I was gonna say, I'd like to see somebody try.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
I mean, McCaulay had to jump in the damn water
a new girl just to get away. Man, I'm my
girl had such a head start. Go ahead.

Speaker 20 (01:05:02):
A house cat and a dog when they get zoomies.
I mean you see how fast those are?

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
You know, maybe a Bassett hab turtle.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Yeah, all right, thanks have voltage, Maverick. We appreciate it.

Speaker 20 (01:05:17):
And I've been in the I've been in the truck
getting ready to work. Did I miss the announcement about
who the judges are going to be and all that
good stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Guys, Well, we did announce this morning one of the
judges for the Beat My Meat competition that's coming up
on Friday between Drew and Casey. One of those judge
judges is Andrea Dame Wood from the Portland Mercury. She's
an actual, legitimate food critic, a real one. She just
wrote an article about steakhouses for the Mercury just recently.
She's excited, and I'm excited to have her me too.

Speaker 20 (01:05:44):
I heard that when I was wondering about the twenty
five listeners that are all hoping to get in line
for that thing as well.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Yeah, you know what, Well, we got to do that today,
So hold on, I'll put you on the list.

Speaker 28 (01:05:53):
Maverick.

Speaker 11 (01:05:53):
Okay, you're awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Coming up at nine a m. This morning, we'll start
filling up that list for the Beat My Meat competition.
If you want to come down and watch it on Friday,
Let's go to Kenny online one Kenny, good morning.

Speaker 18 (01:06:06):
Hey, good morning. How do you do guys?

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Good man?

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
What animal do you think you could beat in a race?

Speaker 18 (01:06:12):
I could beat a sloth. I'm pretty sure I could
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Yeah, I've seen Kenny. I don't think there's much sprint
in him.

Speaker 18 (01:06:19):
But I'm pretty sure if I'm with somebody else and
that animal is really hungry, I can outrun the other person.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
That's all you need.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
Because even that elephant that you mentioned at number two, Tanner,
that's a twenty five mile an hour animal.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Yeah, and you're gonna get trampled.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Elephant going twenty five. I feel like a freight train.
Yeah all right, Kenny.

Speaker 19 (01:06:44):
Yeah, I just thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
It's good to know that Kenny is a guy that
was just gonna let you get trampled by an elephant.
He's like, na, fam, I'm out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Yeah, It's just it's crazy to me. The animals that
are on this list. Mongoose came in at eight. Kangaroos
at night. People think they can beat a kangaroo in
a race, they can. Cheetah is at ten. Oh, stop,
get out of here.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
You've lost your mind. That's the fastest land animal on
the planet.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Ostrich is at eleven. So nobody put human right behind
the cheetah. Like if you work out and you have gatorade,
yeah you got this. Seventy three eight says I could
definitely beat a sloth in a race.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
Yeah, Which the funny thing is, they can move faster,
like momentarily, it's just they choose not to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
I it's standard. You and Logan morning.

Speaker 27 (01:07:31):
Morn uh.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 27 (01:07:34):
I actually you said something about out runing this swarm
of bees.

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 27 (01:07:38):
I actually did, me and a friend because we were
going to catch him and have these bees make some honey.
But we didn't know they were yellow jackets.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
They were do they do they?

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Did you outrun them? Or they did just give up
because you left the area that they were protecting.

Speaker 20 (01:07:54):
No, I outran them.

Speaker 27 (01:07:55):
I I be at the whole made their loud bug
sound and the whole storm that came up out of
there and my neighbor. He ran towards his house. Luckily,
my dad had the sprinkler going and it was about
seventy feet away, and I ran as fast as I could,
and I dove under the sprinkler, and uh, they hovered
above me, but they weren't come down and get me.

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I can hear him over there screaming, and he got
over two hundred beast things.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
The best part of that story.

Speaker 27 (01:08:25):
I go to the hospital.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
Yeah, and you guys, your plan was to get the honeybees,
but never checked that they were honeybees like that.

Speaker 27 (01:08:35):
No, we just seen some bees in the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Yeah, capture those. I'm sure they'll just make some honey
for us.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Completely different.

Speaker 27 (01:08:45):
Yeah, I was about probably eight years old or seven
or eight or something like that. Yeah, and I can
hear him screaming over there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Yeah, you probably just thanks man. I appreciate it. No,
I were, yeah, yeah, all right, but he's like I
was scared to death to no laughing. I just hearing
seeing your buddy flail and scream. It's kind of fun. Yeah, absolutely,
all right. Coming up in a few minutes more of
your calls and texts. Also, at the top of the hour,
we will start putting people on this guest list because

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it's invite only Friday. If you want to come down
to watch the beat my meat competition, invite only. We'll
have donuts and coffee here for everybody. Also, you'll be
able to taste the meat so well. Nine o'clock, Get
your mouth ready for the meat that's coming up.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
Hang on, you're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
And Laura Portland's rock station one of five nine the Brew.
It's Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
We got to talk back to our heart radio this
morning from this guy Mornrew.

Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
I missed the concert announcement earlier and.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
I was just wondering if you guys can repeat that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
So I know I'm not missing out. Thanks very much,
have a good day. Yes, we had a major concert
announcement this morning at seven am, and if you missed it,
I am happy to announce again that one of five
nine the Brew presents Breaking Benjamin with three Days Grace.
The show's October first at the Tanner Drew and Laura Amphitheater,
also known as a Cascade Tapathey.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
Only, if you can't find it in Google, you put
that in first. You put Tanner, Drew and Laura Amphitheater in.

Speaker 12 (01:10:10):
Yeah, and if that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Doesn't work casting, that's fine. But yeah, the show is
gonna be a great show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Three Days Grace has two singers now, they have their
old singer and then the singer that came in to
replace him, and the new singer. Oh sorry, the old
singer came back, and then they just decided to keep
the new guy, which I think is dope. Yeah, because
there's people who like the new stuff, there's people who
love the old stuff. So why not give the fans
what they want and to put.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
The greed aside. Because the paychecks the paycheck split five
ways or yeah, that's like smaller paychecks now too for everybody.
And so you've got to as a band have to say, Okay,
this is what's right, and we're gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Tickets for the show do go on sale Friday. We'll
have free tickets all next week. But one of five
nine The Brew presents Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace
October first, at the Tanner, Drew and law Amphitheater. Yeah. Yeah,
I will be there at that show and we'll have
tickets all next week. So hopefully you will be there too.
Were commercial free It's Tanner to you and Laura won
a five nine the Brew Happy Tuesday you Laura Portland's

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rock station one of five nine the Brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. We are getting a couple of talkback
messages in from people talking about, uh, the segment. A
few minutes ago, we were saying that one in fifty
men think that they could beat a race horse, you know,
on h what is it a sprint or something? Yeah,
and that's a little nutty. I think that seems I

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don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
I think maybe some people are giving themselves more credit
than they deserve.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Yeah, we got to talk back here through our app.

Speaker 6 (01:11:37):
Hey, good morning, Brew crew.

Speaker 31 (01:11:38):
I definitely don't think I could beat a horse in
a race, But I got a friend that tells me
he'll fight.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
A bear, win, fight a bear and win.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Man, Well, it's not impossible.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
What kind of bear are we talking too? Because not
all bears are created equal. If it's like a grizzly,
forget about it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Yeah, I think it's not impossible, but unlikely. I mean,
Leonardo DiCaprio survived, Okay, he did. I'm sure to say, Hi,
it's Standardrew and Lorg good morning, Good morning, Hi.

Speaker 26 (01:12:06):
I wonder if get on the the meat thing for Freddy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Yes, yeah, Friday is our beat my meat competition. Drew
and Casey Beefwater Bay are going to go head to
head to see who can cook the best Tomahawk's steak.
And we are inviting like twenty five listeners down here
and they can bring somebody, so it'll be fifty people total.
That's right, And yeah, yeah, we'll put you on the list.
And what's your name?

Speaker 14 (01:12:31):
Dan?

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
All right?

Speaker 26 (01:12:31):
Dan?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Who do you think is going to win this thing?
Drew's not in the room right now, so you can
you can go ahead and bash him if you want.
Do you think it's gonna be Drew or Casey?

Speaker 26 (01:12:39):
I think it's gonna be Casey. I'll tell you why
I'd won a competition back in November. I hadn't seen
you guys in two years. He remembers almost everything that
I've ever told him.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
And are you talking about so you know Casey person,
not Casey No, just.

Speaker 26 (01:12:57):
From from from you from the radio station. And he
just he like remembered everything about me, asked me how
my work was and everything else, and It's like he
knew what my job was and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
So he's a very personable guy. But I think so
you're saying that because he remembers details, you think he'll
probably be more dialed in with the whole.

Speaker 26 (01:13:18):
Yeah, I think he's gonna have more be more detail
oriented on on the stake.

Speaker 28 (01:13:22):
I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. And Bee Flatter
does remember things like that, Like a guy won a
prize yesterday and Laura was taking his information off the
air and said his name out loud, and case he goes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
I know that guy from years ago. He's an old
school prize pig.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Yeah, would just sound him for tickets back in the day.
He does remember the little details. Drew just walked in.
This guy's on the phone and says that he believed
Casey is going to win the cookoff competition. Okay, because
Casey remembers little details, and I'm see, now, how's how
does this old man.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
He had he's had counters with beef water in the
past where he's remembered like everything about this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Oh okay, so he he so he's thinking like, just
you know, maybe because he pays attention to detail, those
are the little things that are going.

Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
To count, or he's intensely lonely. I'm looking for competitive.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
I mean that could be too.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
It's very possible.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
I mean, either way, I don't I don't deny that
he has talent, and that's why I'm a little nervous.
But I feel like I got a little talent too.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
We're gonna find Yeah, Listen, I've never heard anyone who
is who has eaten a steak that Drewice cooked say
it's bad. I've heard nothing but good things.

Speaker 26 (01:14:32):
So I wouldn't think any of the steaks are going
to be bad. I just think that cases is going
to be better.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Fair enough, And you know, you're entitled to your opinion.
And I love that it's a blind taste test, so
I nobody's going to play favor to me or he. Yeah,
because nobody's going to know which steak it belongs to,
So that's good. I mean, you'll know when it explodes
with flavor.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
And it's true the Cinderella story here, it might be
because it seems like he's the underdogs, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
Which is which is wild that it would even that
it even goes in direction. Why because because what because
he's done his cousin's barbecue before that, he's some sort
of wizard, you know what. Like I've had people sit
at my house, like, you know, our good buddy Kirk
and his girlfriend. They like world travelers. They eat at

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the finest restaurants you've ever seen. And they came to
my house and I made a try tip a mid
level steak, and they were like, this is one of
the best pieces of meat I've ever had. Yeah, and
that was on a that was on a standard issue
kitchen aid.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
So don't sell him short bit.

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
I may lose.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
But Cinderella's story, I don't know. Yeah, you know what,
let's we should play some beds or something. I don't know.
Maybe it's guys all you want?

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Because I got enough on the load yet, Yeah, because yeah,
they have enough going on.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
So the first ever he should get the title to
your car chokes on you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
I don't even have the title to my car.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
The first ever Beat My Meat competition is coming up
this Friday morning. We found out this morning that Andrea
Dame Wood from the Portland Mercury and Actual Food Critic
will be a part of the judging panel, as is
Colin from Goldberg Jones will be a judge. We're gonna
have one listener be a judge, and then Laura and
myself will also be judges.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Yeah, oh, all right, and.

Speaker 26 (01:16:15):
Yeah, you'll it's gonna be a very fun time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
You can come down. Hang on the phone. I'll put
your name on the guest list because we've got to
fill this thing up till today on tomorrow, right, yes, right.

Speaker 6 (01:16:25):
Beef Water's definitely got the advantage on the form of
cook because he normally cooks on charcoal grill.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
And this is the first time you've done it in
a long time, long time many But you've.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Cooked the tomahawk before I have, so I know what goes.

Speaker 6 (01:16:38):
On the tomahawk. Won't be sharing that with beef Water.

Speaker 18 (01:16:42):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
The phones are blowing up right now. Hi, it's Tanner Jr.
Lorgan one. Hello, thank you appreciate that. Hi, it's Tanner
Jo and Laura. Is this Dallas?

Speaker 21 (01:16:57):
Hey, I got five bucks on Drew, five dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Going for the underdog? Now, why do you think Drew
will win in the competition instead of Casey?

Speaker 7 (01:17:07):
Listen, everyone's going for Casey.

Speaker 19 (01:17:09):
I'm I'm in a back Drew.

Speaker 7 (01:17:12):
He's gone on at his corner and Honestly, everyone including
world travelers, are saying his stakes are good.

Speaker 21 (01:17:17):
Then they're good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
That's good. Yeah, I've never heard a negative thing about them.
I don't think I've ever actually eaten your steak. Maybe
I have.

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
You've had some bites of things that I've made, but
I'm not sure you haven't had like something plated.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
And I'm excited you've never invited me over all, right,
hang on the phone. We'll get your information. Dallas.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
You guys have known each other for twenty years. Tanner,
I'm sure you've had Drew.

Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
I think sure you can't find without tasting each other's
meat a little bit, all.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Right, coming up in a few minutes, we'll put more
people on. Actually, you know, let's just put like, let's
just put like ten people on the list, right, and yeah,
let's get it right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Yeah, eight six six four four.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Five one five nine. If you want to come down
to the studio Friday morning and bring a guest and
have some donuts and coffee with us and taste some meat.
Have you taste Drew and Casey meat? Then eight six
six four four five one All right, bing bang, hang
on Standard and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
On the brew.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
He Drew and Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
It's one of five nine the brew Tanner, Drew and
Laura got another talk back to our Iheartrady want.

Speaker 31 (01:18:15):
Hey, this has nothing to do with what you guys
are talking about. This person just always listens to you
guys while they work. I gotta call you out, man, Dude,
you are a terrible boss. You're racist, your micromanager, and
I'm sure you can use your fourth grade IQ to
figure out what word I'm about to say. I can't
swear on the radio, but you were a crappy boss.
If you don't change your ways soon, man, you're gonna

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keep losing employees left and right, like flip and flies.

Speaker 21 (01:18:40):
Learn some respect, put some.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Respect on it. Can you hear how piss he is
in his voice that he's trying to stay calm, but
it's waiver and like he gets he's getting he's charging
himself up. You know, it's a warning to his boss.
You might get punched. Dude, just be chilled.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Did he say, well, okay, so the job the boss
needs to be chill'd.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:18:57):
Yeah, you're you've got employees about to paw.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Yeah, but I feel like that's got to be a
former employee, Like, that's somebody who just quit, right, Because
if that's your actual boss and they recognize your voice,
you're he's.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Probably had He might just have had it. He's like,
if he recognizes it, he recognizes it. Yeah, but you're
more likely to run your gums when you are gone.
You're right, But yeah, he does sound like he's he's
he's at his wits end with his smile.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
To be fair, the boss sounds like a real sure.

Speaker 31 (01:19:25):
Yeah, hey, this has nothing to do with what you
guys are talking about. This person just always listens to
you guys while they work. I gotta call you out, man, Dude,
you are a terrible boss. You're racist, your micromanagy, and
I'm sure you can use your fourth grade IQ to
figure out what word I'm about to say. I can't
swear on the radio, but you were a crappy boss.
If you don't change your ways soon, man, you're gonna

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keep losing employees left and where right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Like Filip and Fly, he went direct.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
I didn't realize that the first time you played it
that he went direct message to him. He's like, oh,
this person, he's about the boss that listens, so he
does like, Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Yeah, I know that this guy listens to the radio
station and we'll hear the so.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Listen up, yeah, bud. So, I guess a lot of
bosses need to reflect today. Maybe it's you, maybe it's not,
but just look at yourself, look inward.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
If you're an itty bitty bit racist and your superman,
this might be you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Micromanaging is a pain in the ass. I'm very grateful
that we don't have a lot of micromanagers here. You know,
you being in radio, you're kind of used.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
To that week a lot of micromanager Drew and I've
dealt with so many a holes.

Speaker 6 (01:20:29):
We've had a thousand bosses and they've done in a
thousand ways, and the ones that early in our career
where they're taking advantage of you and they're blowing up
your weekends and asking you double check and triple check something.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
They can't give your raise me. It's an artist's salary.
And if you if you can't trust me to do
the job, you're going to micromanage. Hire somebody, Hire somebody else,
Like honestly, you're wasting everybody. Hire a robot because I'm
not you know, and I'm not going to just do
everything you tell me to do like that, and then
redo it, and then you're gonna ask me how I
did it?

Speaker 19 (01:20:59):
You do it?

Speaker 7 (01:20:59):
Then.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
We've had so many bosses and they all are the same.
Every boss we've ever had is the same. They come
in like their s doesn't stink, They talk trash about
the previous boss, and they inevitably get fired within two
years or they quit.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Courts listening to this show right now being like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
Oh, yeah, he's the coolest, one of the coolest possible.

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
And he's even been fired as our boss before.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Yeah he's been fired. Now he's back and we love him.

Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
But but like you know, and he's also been on
the radio before, so and he's he kind of gets it,
you know, And that's what state that's the best is
when you've had a boss who's actually done what you do.

Speaker 6 (01:21:28):
Had a successful run at something right, rather than if
it was me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
No, it'll never be you though, But so many, so many,
these pds, these program directors is what they're called. They
come in and they act like they're the best of
the best, and they're just a dime a dozen, you know.
They just they think there is days they are one
does but they are right, they are a dime for
every dozen, and then I think there's one, So.

Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
Yeah, there is one dozen of them left. But it
is a lot of repetitive behavior, and.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
This has been there's run. We've also had bosses that
will just they don't have anything to say, so they
try to dig up something like I got I got
no opinions or advice or anything, so let me just
go find the problem.

Speaker 6 (01:22:10):
And then they it's a contradiction because it's not a problem,
but they're trying to like make it one. It's like, okay,
round peg, square hole.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
Stop it.

Speaker 28 (01:22:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
So I don't know that any of them been racist,
but I feel that, guys, we've been pretty lucky on
the uh the quality factor.

Speaker 6 (01:22:25):
Yeah, Court, he's got some tattoos that are quiet at times,
and I don't know what he's thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Yeah, you don't want to know what he's thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Yeah, don't tell us. If it's dark, we're weird. Twinkle
in his eye. All right, more of your calls and
talkbacks coming up. It's Tanner to and Laura. Oh, by
the way, Beef will be in here in a few minutes.
Big Beef for another edition of Beef's Free for All
for commercial free on the Brew and Laura Drew and
Laura Portland's rock Station one of five nine the Brew.

(01:22:58):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura Happy Tuesday. Coming up in
a few minutes. Beef Water will be in here for
another Beef Water brief for all. So let us let
us know what he's found on the internet that people
are just giving away.

Speaker 6 (01:23:10):
And it's no joke. There are some treasures hidden out there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Yeah, oh, Beef just walked in. What's up, Beef?

Speaker 12 (01:23:15):
What's up?

Speaker 31 (01:23:15):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
What was that? It's a very guttural noise.

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
People establishing beef water as the favorite and Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Did you hear that?

Speaker 27 (01:23:24):
Guy?

Speaker 12 (01:23:24):
I did, And honestly, I'm kind of curious.

Speaker 32 (01:23:27):
What's white people think that, Well, your name is Beef, Yeah,
I get that bar and I think it's because of
a T shirt you wore.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Not necessarily because of your grilling skills, I think, but.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
I think that people are, you know, looking at the name,
and then they're looking at the fact that you're not
nervous about it really and that you've cooked on charcoal
grills before, because that's I think the important thing is
that Drew hasn't cooked on charcoal grill and how long
it's been ten years?

Speaker 15 (01:23:53):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Beef water?

Speaker 6 (01:23:56):
Oh wow, yeah, I mean, but the guy's like, yeah,
he's got this steel trap of a memory. Two weeks ago,
I found him wandering around on the fourth floor. I
had no idea where he was.

Speaker 12 (01:24:05):
Listen, my early onset Alzheimer's has nothing to do with it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:08):
When it's grill, it's like when an Alzheimer's pasient, here's music.
They're right back theah. You smell the charcoal, and he's back.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Of nineteen forty six right now, befar, do you think
you're gonna win?

Speaker 12 (01:24:19):
I have no idea. I never think I'm gonna win.
So like, in the back of my mind, I've already
I'm already helping.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
Drew put the grill in his car, which would be
very kind of you, but a drop it first, but yeah, exactly,
take a dent in the side.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Drew, do you think you're gonna win?

Speaker 6 (01:24:34):
I would like, I'm confident in my flavor. I can't
guarantee that I'm better than him, because I haven't really
had his.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
He does have a charcoal grill tattooed on his left arm.

Speaker 6 (01:24:44):
He does the beef water name doesn't doesn't ool me
because it's a T shirt and we it wouldn't be
his name. If we didn't just turn it into his name,
we could have called him let his face right, and
he would have been a.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Vegetarian will which will be what we call the loser.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Yes, let us face for a whole week.

Speaker 12 (01:25:03):
Yeah, I mean, I think the difference between you and
I is you have people that come to your house
to eat your food and have to be polite. I'm
gonna go back to the fact that people gave me cold,
hard cash for my meat.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
I charged you a professional chef if you're paid for it.

Speaker 12 (01:25:18):
Like, there's only so much we can say here. The
chips are going to fall where they where they fall
on Friday, and we're all going to eat some delicious steak.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
Is there is the fact that we have an actual
food critic, Andrea Dame Wood from the Portland Mercury, throw
you guys off at all.

Speaker 12 (01:25:31):
Yeah, I don't enjoy that part.

Speaker 6 (01:25:32):
It doesn't bother me so much because she's a vote.
You know, she can hate my meat and I could
win four to one.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
That's true, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
But at the same time, I have much respect for
her craft and the ability to decipher between quality steaks?

Speaker 20 (01:25:46):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Are you Tanner nervous at all about the judging process
because even though we won't know which steak we are
voting for, Casey and Drew will. Yeah, I think I'm
already going they're going to be resent full of us.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
I'm already bummed out that I've bummed one of these
guys out, you know what I mean? Like, I I
know I'm gonna have to say one is better than
the other. And I know that that whoever that person
is that I don't you know name, is going to
be sad.

Speaker 12 (01:26:11):
And I don't know that that's the beauty of the blind.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
That's what I'm gonna bum one of my buddies.

Speaker 6 (01:26:16):
Yeah, he'll know afterwards, because the votes will be Here's
the deal, dude, you.

Speaker 12 (01:26:19):
Bum us out four days a.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Week, at least on Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Friday is supposed to be.

Speaker 12 (01:26:26):
So here's the deal. You're going to know Drew's because
it's going to have a big hair.

Speaker 6 (01:26:30):
It could I show at thirty giant blonde hair a
whole bag of them that I'm breing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Seriously though, Yeah, is there going to be like a curtain?
Because what if beef water like tampers with your tomahawk.

Speaker 12 (01:26:41):
Or why am I the you?

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
I thought about that, like do they need to be
separated so they don't look at each other, or you know,
should they just be right next to each other, because
then it's on the cooking shows on TV either right
next to.

Speaker 6 (01:26:54):
And I don't know about beef, but I will already
be arriving with my seasoning. You know, you you show
up with what you're going to use, right and so
to look over at him and see us some different
rub or you know, a different style.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
I'm not even going to name the other thing. You
might think like, oh damn, I should have brought that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
No, I just am not going to change my cook
so he can be right there and I don't know
if he feels differently, but it's also it's going to
be a very similar cook I.

Speaker 12 (01:27:19):
Think so completely. Because you don't want to get too
wild on the seasonings. Beef is beef and that's what
you watch anything. They're going to go. Keep it easy
on the seasoning. Uh, don't get carried away. You want
the flavor of the beef to come through. And again
on the steaks that we're cooking, they're going to be delicious.
It's going to be fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Could I bring my own ketchup? Or maybe just.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Let's go to uh blind? Was this Mackenzie?

Speaker 18 (01:27:48):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Hi, Hey, I think that beef wud be a little modest.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Why how do you have a history with his meat?

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (01:27:58):
I've had the meat?

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Okay? Who is this the meat? Do you know this
person is Casey?

Speaker 12 (01:28:04):
I don't recognize the voice offhand?

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
All right, when did you taste Casey's meat? And how
good was it?

Speaker 30 (01:28:10):
I'm gonna say I've probably had it several times, and
I will say to you those family events, family picnics.

Speaker 21 (01:28:16):
He's a hit, he's a rock star.

Speaker 19 (01:28:18):
He's got it going on.

Speaker 7 (01:28:20):
He's being very nice.

Speaker 19 (01:28:21):
Man. That's who the guy is.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
Guy to ask your family to call in it is
low Listen.

Speaker 12 (01:28:26):
You know how many twenties I've sent out over the
last two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
It's like if anybody's free around a family member and
you don't know who it is.

Speaker 12 (01:28:35):
Well, I'm not gonna discribe.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
A big family.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
It's more of a family bush than a tree. It's
a shrub, a family shrub. Mackenzie, how do you know
Bfi or how you relate it to him?

Speaker 9 (01:28:47):
I mean I just showed to the the events because
the fruit is good.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, family picnics incomes. Ronda can't get
a straight answer out of her, just like Beefly definitely.

Speaker 26 (01:28:57):
Met that song beef Water all right, guys, I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
Thanks because veiled answers from a relative family and.

Speaker 12 (01:29:04):
I only know I only know one Mackenzie, And I
think that's that's a fair statement.

Speaker 14 (01:29:09):
All right.

Speaker 12 (01:29:09):
I think she's beings being right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Okay, so so so you're you're really confident shoulders.

Speaker 12 (01:29:17):
Look, I haven't like you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
Beef Water is he thinks he's gonna win.

Speaker 32 (01:29:23):
He's say, there's this tone of arrogance, and they're like,
that's not it at all. Your tone is not in
your voice, your postures very hands in the pocket. One
of us has cooked hundreds of pounds of meat, and
then there's Drew.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
How have I not cooked hundreds of pounds? I mean,
get out of here, do some math. Bro Tunham in my.

Speaker 12 (01:29:45):
Forty eight hundred like that is and a couple of
big turkeys.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
You're out of your mind. Oh I can't wait for
this Friday. It's going down the first ever Beat my
Meat competition. Hasty and Drew meeting off and if that's
the Mackenzie, I think it.

Speaker 12 (01:30:00):
Thanks for calling. I appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:01):
I'll ask my mom to call tomorrow to be fair,
he Drew, is your dad available on Friday? My dad's British,
he doesn't judge steak. Well, if we had some, my
dad's trying to get in here and not getting it.
And I don't want you to go like, oh, well
your dad was here and blah blah blah. So I
was gonna just open it up to be fair, invite

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your dad along.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Yeah, he'll probably decline.

Speaker 12 (01:30:24):
Well, that's you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Worked out very intense.

Speaker 12 (01:30:27):
You guys work that out in therapy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
Enough going on in the babysit a bunch of parents
in there. Let's go to Matthew. Good morning, Matthew. Hey,
what's up?

Speaker 27 (01:30:36):
I got to go back with what did Lord?

Speaker 22 (01:30:38):
You really just say?

Speaker 27 (01:30:38):
She got to bring your own catch up because you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Cannot yo choke.

Speaker 6 (01:30:45):
I mean, I wouldn't put it past her in private, but.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
She won't do that because I don't think either one
of these six are going to be bad.

Speaker 27 (01:30:50):
They're not.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
They're not going to be bad enough to like use
ketch up, you know, you only do that when you're
the thing is awful.

Speaker 6 (01:30:56):
The greatest part about it, too, is when you're plating, like,
I'm gonna play your meat, Tanner. I know that sounds strange,
but I appreciate your meat, and so I will know
what cut to give you or hope, and same with Laura,
like maybe she's more like this, more like that, and
so a giant piece of meat like that has all
kinds of wellness. So we're gonna figure it out.

Speaker 12 (01:31:15):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
Friday morning, Tannerder and Laura's Beat My Meat competitions going down.
It's gonna start at six a m. And uh yeah,
I'm very excited for it. It's one of five nine
the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
You're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura Banner, Drew and
Laura all right, before we get to beef Waters Free
for All.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
Am I the only one watching the studio on Apple
TV plus No.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
I just started last night actually because I finished White
Lotus or I was like, oh, what do I gotta watch?

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
And then how was the third season White Lotus?

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
H It was good? The ending was the ending was
heart wrenching. Are you watching White Lotus?

Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
Beef.

Speaker 12 (01:31:50):
I I have watched up to this season, so I'm
not current.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Yeah, I'm not currying.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
It's not my favorite season, but it is good and
the ending was.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
She said it was sad it was a ride.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Okay, yeah, but it was. It was good. I was
bummed because I thought it was going to be more
than eight episodes, and then I was watching last night.
They're like season Finelle.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
When they wrap it up out of nowhere, You're like,
I'm not ready. I feel like eights all you get
these days eight to ten. It's fine, but I hate
when a show like you feel like it's there's more
coming and then all of a sudden it's over.

Speaker 12 (01:32:22):
They'll throw some fours out there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
Yeah, right, like Adolescents is limited series.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Yeah, but it was the show The Studio. There's only
three episodes out right now. Episodes come out on Wednesdays.
I love the show. It's my favorite show on TV
right now. Seth Rogan plays a movie studio ahead. Brian
Cranston's in it. The cast is actually insane. What's her name,
Kathleen O'Hare, she's fantastic on the show.

Speaker 12 (01:32:46):
Deep And do you think all of those people like
get paid? Do you think they work a deal just
to be inclined. I bet you it's like a budget.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
I'll do it because it sounds awesome, and there's so
many great people involved. I bet you there's like I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Sure people are getting paid, but they're not going to
be like, Okay, this is what I get for movies.

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
You do a bro deal to be involved. And it
just sounds like a cool project, you know. And like
Martin Scorsese's on the first episode and he plays himself,
which is awesome. It's like Entourage when they people played themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
I can't remember, and I should remember because they just
watched this last night. Does Seth Rogan play himself or
is he a different character?

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
He's a different character, which I think.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
It's got to be that way. You have to have
him outside. He's just going, you know, he's a little
much on the show. He's not Seth Rogan. He's a
studio head and I forget his name, but okay, And
he's worked so directly with this type of stuff his
whole life, because you know, he he's been widely known
to have that desk at what is it Sony Soudios
or whatever where he's just sat there and watched all

(01:33:43):
this happen.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
So it's not too hard to pull that from the headline. Yeah,
and you know, this is the end is great. The
same people who made that movie. This is the end
of making the Studio And it's that same feel where
people play themselves And it's.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
My favorite show.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Watch the Studio if you don't have Apple TV plus, dude,
it's on the come up.

Speaker 12 (01:33:59):
Yeah, and the episodes just click right by too, Like
it feels.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
Like, yeah, that's what I hate too that like twenty
five minutes we talked about That's what I hated about
Ted Lasso. I just felt like, the episode is over,
Brett when you get into it.

Speaker 19 (01:34:10):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
Yeah, we're getting a fourth season.

Speaker 6 (01:34:12):
So and did you know that if you buy a
new iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, or you get Apple.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
TV for free for ninety days, that's nice, So spend
eighteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:34:23):
Well, I mean, if you're already getting a phone, you
might as well snag it. It's ten bucks a month otherwise.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
And by the way, they say, if you need to
get a new phone, do it now because the prices
are about to go up three three times, is what
three times more than what they're what they charge now
for iPhones already thousands?

Speaker 12 (01:34:38):
So should I get a new cell phone or a kias?

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
At this point you might just need a can with
a string attached to it because it's gonna get it's
gonna get crazy.

Speaker 19 (01:34:46):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
It's type for another edition of beef Waters free for all.

Speaker 12 (01:34:52):
Oh God, that music makes me happy on the inside.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Beef Water scours the internet every week looking for not
just deals, but things that people are giving away for free. Like, hey,
here's a pull table, come and get it. Come on,
what did you find this week? This week?

Speaker 12 (01:35:03):
Check this out? Man, we have not one, not two,
but like a bunch of free single wide mobile homes.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Wow, okay, h apparently question.

Speaker 12 (01:35:14):
They're clearing them out. I'm assuming it was an RV
park that was probably sold, so they're just trying to
get them out of them.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
So they're like, they're in decent condition, they're in.

Speaker 12 (01:35:23):
Decent condition, they're older, they're all from the seventies and eighties.
But nevertheless, all you got to do is make the
arrangements to get it out of there, which is going
to cost you a little bit of money. They are
asking for a thousand bucks, which is a refundable deposit.
They don't want a bunch of people going yeah, I'll
take one and then never getting it right. So they're like,
give us a check, come get the thing, and then
we'll give you your money back. So nevertheless, if you

(01:35:43):
needed you know, I don't know, Like I was just thinking,
like what you could use these things?

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
Well, I mean, I'm okay, but like my initial thought is,
like I know quite a few people downtown who could
use a place to stay. It's not a tent, so
I'm wondering if.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Place to park it? Laurd You can't just put it
in front of the library in downtown.

Speaker 12 (01:36:04):
I'm throwing them in my backyard.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
So it's like put these to good use. I'm sure
somebody could figure something out, you know.

Speaker 12 (01:36:12):
I think there's there's something there, whether you wanted to
actually utilize it or if you just wanted to scrap
them out, those things are it's there for you. But
moving on to the cold VHS tapes and new Born
Oh okay, if you know about VHS tapes, you know
that some of these things there there's money to be
made on VHS tapes right now. The popularity is back

(01:36:32):
on the Rise.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
You got three boxes full, some never even opened.

Speaker 12 (01:36:36):
First come gets their pick. Titles include, but not limited to,
Father of the Bride, Sweet Home Alabama, Mary Kate, Nashley
Olsen's How the West Was Fun, Clint Eastwood's The Gauntlet,
plus three more full boxes of miscellaneous titles. Called Dan
to make the claim. Just do it after ten.

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
Dan might have some gems in there, Dan, Dan's giving
it up.

Speaker 12 (01:36:53):
He said, I'm not watching another movie for the rest
of my life. I'm gonna geting rid of these things.
I have never heard of Antelope, Oregon until this small
looked at that.

Speaker 30 (01:37:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:37:01):
Population forty seven, Wow, wow, yeah some some one of
those forty seven people. Their girlfriend wants his chickens gone
by the weekend quote or else he's got twenty extra.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
Don't know what telling anyone to get rid of chickens.
Have you seen the price of eggs?

Speaker 12 (01:37:19):
Well, she's saying get rid of them by the weekend
or else. He's got twenty extra chickens he could use.
He could use the money for him, but he's gonna
do it for free because he needs them gone. So
please call and ask for Fred.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Just be uh hey, old Fred I need a chicken.

Speaker 12 (01:37:32):
Yeah, he's hard to hear, so please speak super loud.

Speaker 31 (01:37:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (01:37:36):
I love the little notes that people put me.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Yeah, until you speak super loud, or you should grab
a couple of these bad cats.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
She's got nowhere to put the chicken in my balcony.
Oh you can hang out with my crow.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
In your apartment balcony. And your h is not going
to allow that.

Speaker 12 (01:37:53):
I mean, and if you're gonna get to you might
as well get.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
To what they don't know won't hurt him.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
All right, it's on the front side of the building.

Speaker 12 (01:38:00):
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Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
Is powder blue? Is that baby blue? Yeah, like tuxedo blue.
And it's if I know that seventies powder blue color.
My grandmother Momo had that all over the house.

Speaker 12 (01:38:20):
Yeah, you said this, this one, the blue and the
pink seemed to be the ones that you.

Speaker 7 (01:38:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
See, And if you're going for a vibe like a
certain in your house, that's kind of like that would
be a good look.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
That's something Laura would haven't heard.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
I absolutely would have.

Speaker 12 (01:38:33):
You're a good scrubbing away from having the toilet in
your dreams right.

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Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Where we live.

Speaker 6 (01:38:39):
The high school and middle school teams are baby blue.
So everywhere you go is that powder blue. Maybe I
toilet up for the run.

Speaker 12 (01:38:45):
I think you do it. So you got a free
toilet waiting for you over there, and then if you
want to get over there by the Clark College, you
can swing through and collect this free cody at cast
Iron woodstuff. Yeah, so you could heat up the house
the winter time, save yourself little a little cash on
that power bill. Or again, take that circle straight to
the scrap yard, make a couple hundred bucks and go

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buy bat stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
Boom, It's all there for you is beat plotters, free
for all. Thank you, good sir, thank you. Hopefully that
helps some people out.

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
If you need a mobile home or a chi and chickens, yeah,
I want to picture if you get one of those
motor homes, because you can probably referb oh.

Speaker 12 (01:39:22):
I'm telling you there is money to be made there
if you just had the system figured out. Transportation is
going to be a little steep on that. But seriously,
I'm with you. I think you could you could do
something with that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
M all right, more coming up on that next Tuesday.
We'll do this again next tuesday. All right, in a
few minutes, we got to talk about trash bandits and
we also have to discuss our beat our meat, beat
my Meat competition. He's coming up there Friday. We'll do
that in a minute. Hand Laura Portland's rock station. It's

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one of five nine the Brew. Tanner, Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
We got Robin on the phone.

Speaker 11 (01:39:59):
Good morning, Robin, Good morning, sir.

Speaker 19 (01:40:02):
How are you well, bro dude? Oh good good.

Speaker 21 (01:40:06):
I'm calling because my wife actually was driving in her
car and we were hoping to pick up some of
the chickens that I guess another caller said that he
had was hoping to get.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
Rid of them, so he didn't actually hear the said
his wife did.

Speaker 12 (01:40:20):
So that your wife heard me telling you about an
ad on Craigslist. So send me an email, Beef Water
at one O five nine the Brew dot com. I'll
send you a link and then you can go to
Antelope organ and pick up these chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
So where is Antelope, Oregon?

Speaker 7 (01:40:36):
Do we know.

Speaker 12 (01:40:36):
I don't know. It's where forty seven people live.

Speaker 11 (01:40:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:40:42):
Uh, email beef water. Yeah, the email beef water at
one O five nine the brew dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:40:49):
I'd save that. That's a classic.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
Yeah at one five nine and there all right, buddy, okay.

Speaker 19 (01:40:58):
Forgot.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Nine the brew dot com talking about Grandpa. All right,
but see it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
It's a bit of a drive. How long is it?

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
Tantlope?

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
I don't want to get his hopes down. But two
hours and fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Sevens that's a small price for ten chickens, twenty chickens.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Come on, you better get a bunch.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
You don't drive all the way there and get one.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Ooh, this place looks very creepy. It's just Google Antelope.
It's just like a ghost town with one schoolyard and
a broken down merry go right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
There's forty seven total people. There's no one to build
that black place.

Speaker 6 (01:41:34):
The place looks terrible, kind of like they're probably a
fire sale to get out, get rid of the chicken
so we can move.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
Yeah, why don't you just set them loose in the town.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Oh well, no one would notice. All right, there's still
I feel like there's so much stuff we didn't get
to and I didn't I tease something here. Yeah, trash band.
Oh that's right, thank you, thank you, Drew. You're welcome,
trash band.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
It's just coming up April nineteenth.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
We are just what like eleven days I think, yeah,
that week from Saturday.

Speaker 12 (01:42:00):
Week from Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
It is going down April nineteenth. We're going to be
cleaning up Lynz Park and the surrounding area. So we're
looking for a lot of listeners to just step up
and volunteer their time. Two hours is all it's gonna take.
We're gonna start at ten am at Lynz Park and
then spread out and it just feels good to clean
up the area. Obviously, there's so much trash, so many
cigarette butts. I saw a diaper on the road the
other days. You know, we got to get this crap
off the street and take some pride in our in

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our neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
So so make sure you bring a bag big enough
for Tanner to get inside. What did I say to you?
I was kind of you all day, all day.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
I was nice. I just sorry shots fired lately. But
it's fine. Come on out and if you want to
bag me up. I wouldn't. I wouldn't put a past it.
Just bring some people down and you can bag me
up all you want. And if you want to sign up,
you need to do that because I think there are
limited spots available.

Speaker 12 (01:42:46):
We're about halfway there. Okay, we're at about the halfway point,
so we need you all to get up. Get on it,
sign up, let's do this thing, and we'll see you
out there at Lentz.

Speaker 3 (01:42:54):
One oh five nine, the br dot com and we'll
see you at trash Bandits. Let's go to Ted. Good morning, Ted.

Speaker 18 (01:43:00):
Morning. Have you ever heard the garage?

Speaker 3 (01:43:03):
Was that an aloe? Used to be?

Speaker 18 (01:43:06):
That was an antelope?

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
It was the cold that.

Speaker 12 (01:43:12):
Far down there.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
All of a sudden, I really want to visit Antelope.

Speaker 6 (01:43:16):
It's on the other side of Mount Hood National Force,
so it's not so far down as it is over
got all right?

Speaker 14 (01:43:22):
How long?

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
How long ago is that colt thing going down?

Speaker 15 (01:43:24):
Eighties?

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
Early eighties?

Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
And they think about what happened in the population boom
and then some.

Speaker 12 (01:43:31):
Of the best kool aid you've ever come across.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
I think that was not that's not jonestown. I think
it's like they all had kool word. Thanks ted appreciate you.
It's just what the ingredients were. That's, by the way,
a great tie into the first episode of the studio
The Jonestown. It's a really funny time. Oh yeah, to

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check that out, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
I would have watched that Scorsese movie, by the way,
I think I would too, Like, as long as it's
not it doesn't like make him good.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Yeah, that guy what was his name, Jim Jim Jones, Like,
don't make him look good.

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
Don't like put like a you know, I feel it'd
be tough to make him look you know well.

Speaker 6 (01:44:09):
You know, if you've ever seen the documentary, he was
good until he went crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
He was like he was like the humanitarian and then
he I wondered, like did he go crazy or was
he always crazy? He went off the deep end.

Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
At the beginning, he was like there to help inner
city black people and stuff come up and be accepted
in his church. And it wasn't until he started getting
sideways and he was drinking I don't want to say
drinking his own kool aid, but he was taking some
stuff that was making him go off the deep end.

Speaker 12 (01:44:40):
And then suddenly he needed forty seven wives.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
Well, I mean, who doesn't you know, Well, there it is.

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
Let's let's in on a jonestown note. That's a good
play in the show Nice and Dark. It's hard to
go in any other direction other than jonestown from there.

Speaker 12 (01:44:52):
So anyway, twenty three chickens waiting in an antelope.

Speaker 2 (01:44:56):
All right, we will see you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
We'll have another pair of tickets to see the Blazer's
taking the or yours on Friday nights.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
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