TD&L Full Show For Tuesday- Weirdo Next Door

On today's show we talked about the weird people we live next to. We also talked tax day and Beefwater served up another Free 4 All!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hear list you, Drew Lora, Hey.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning. It is Tuesday, April fifteenth, tax day. It
is tax day. Yeah, friendly reminder. People maybe who didn't
remember are hearing this right now going oh so God,
maybe they clench up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Or people who just don't do it.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, that is weird. And there are some people who
just to say I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Actually. Uh, I don't know how many of these people
were serious about this, but I know a couple of
people who are like, well, I mean they're getting rid
of all the federal employees, so I'm just not gonna
find my taxes is here, because who's gonna be paying
attention to little old me.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I got a friend to who's business like she's waiting
for her taxes and if she she like sees that
it's over, it's like seventy grand in taxes.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
She's like, I'm not gonna pay it because that would
collapse the business probably.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's like you get to a certain level and you're well,
I can't yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
And I asked her about, like, well, what about the repercussions,
And she explained it to me where it's like it's
it's the businesses problem, not necessarily her problem, but I
don't really see it.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
But like, don't you set aside that money because you
know you're gonna end up having to pay tax.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Now, these taxes are crazy, like seventy grand is.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I mean, I feel like you should be able to
estimate that at a certain point during here.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
R Yeah, I guess I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
I don't know anything about business.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
But regardless taxes or nuts and like what they what
they take a bonus is or just what they take
it general, it's not ye, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I mean today is payday. So like I was looking
through my paycheck and the the atax that I had
to look up it's like, you know, goes into Social
Security and all these other funds that we never see
a dollar of, and it's like, don't look at your check. No, yeah,
you want to have a good day, look at the
look at the total you get. You look at that

(01:54):
tax line and it is it's on another level.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
It feels like Ticketmaster where you're like, I don't even
know what I don't know what this is.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well, just a reminder you got until midnight to get
that taken care of. Let's do this story start to
go around the room sharing what we think the biggest
stories of the day are. These aren't necessarily the biggest stories,
just what we think.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Do you want to go first, Yeah, to piggyback the
tax thing. You're right, it is the last day to
get it done. But also you don't want to wait
until eleven fifty nine to click the button if you're
someone who's dragging their feet to the finish line, because
they're saying, as we get to the end there, it's
very busy on the website, and so it may take

(02:38):
a minute or you know, even thirty seconds to go through.
And if it goes through and is technically the next day,
you're late. And to even if you were to somehow
get out of that and you deal with it, that's
like do you want to sit on hold with the irs?
Do you want to have that conversation? You probably don't,

(02:59):
so do that and then also cash in on a
little bit of lunch box and you got Crispy Kreme
offering it up now just today, when you buy a
dozen original, glazed or assorted donuts, you can snag a
second dozen. Well, they save for the price of sales tax.
But we don't have that yere.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
You can also get it for free at by using
the code tax break at their website and you can
go two dozen for the price of one. Bogo peeps.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
That sounds nice.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Even if you don't do your taxes, you can get
that code.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
I could definitely eat some twenty four donuts.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm just one like going go down or out. Go
to our website and I go, ah, it sounds like
a lot. I'm not even gonna have no.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I'm sure you could just walk in and be like, YO,
give me my dozen.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, where's my second dough?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah? I think the big story is this is surprising
you guys. Wallet Hub has ranked its top airlines for
the year, and they kind of went rogue on this
and looked at things that like we don't typically look at,
like best airline for pets, most reliable, most comfortable. So
number one on the first of I guess we'll go
five up. Number five Southwest. Four is Jet Blue, which

(04:12):
was in a tie for most comfortable. I have never
flown Jet Blue. Number three Delta for most reliable. Number
two sky West, which I think is like a part
of Delta they work in collaboration. But number one overall
best airline of the year Spirit Airlines. Spirit came in
at number one, Wow, according to Ballat, and that is

(04:36):
the safest airline.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
So listen.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's the only thing I don't like about is just
that the seats are a little uncomfortable. Other than that,
I don't have a problem with Spirit.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
It's so funny how it went from being like bottom
of the barrel to now it's number one.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's not frontier, I'll tell you that.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, for sure, crack it. It's a craget airline.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Great, let's point out the gage issue, the water issue,
Like it's.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Crack, but you're paying for what you get. You get
really cheap flights and it's fairly quick and I've never
had a real issue. The only issue I've had is
just with like when I've needed to talk to customer service.
It's not the best. Yeah than that, Like, I've never
had a really terrible experience with Spirit.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I think they figured but the comfort is just not there.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I think they figured out that the most important thing
to us is to get us there and to have
it be affordable. And now, granted we do miss the
amenities once you're there, because that's what you're used to
but they figured it out because the people keep saying
it they love it, and they just love a great price.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, I don't mind it at all. I think the
big story of the day is a van that apparently
has some artwork that was done by Kurt Cobain is
up for auction. It's a beat up nineteen seventy two
Dodge van that was once used by the Melvins and
decorated with a sharpie mural of kiss by teenage Kurt Cobain. Oh,
and it's being auctioned off piece by piece. It's nicknamed

(06:02):
the Melvan. The vehicle also features a carved signatures from
Nirvana's Kirk novselic and Melvin's drummer Dale Krover could be
not only doodled on it, but also drove around the
Pacific Northwest before Nirvana made it big.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
That's interesting. I wonder why they're dismantling their van because
the Melvins are still.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
A vand and you think it'd be like, wouldn't it
be worth a little bit more altogether?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I mean I don't That's what I would think. Some
collector is some super van.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
And like, but then now they're like, yeah, I got
the I got the radiator to the old Melvins.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Van right, like, can you prove it?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Way? Why?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
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Speaker 1 (06:59):
You're listening Laura dinner. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
You were talking about taxes earlier this morning and that
they are due today. Now you have until midnight. But
we found out that you should not wait until the
last minute because if you're doing that, so are a
lot of other people, and it's going to clog up
the system. And if you're just you know, a minute late,
it's late, then you're late. M hm. So yeah, I
wouldn't waste any time. We did get a talk back

(07:24):
to the iHeartRadio from this dude.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Good morning brew crew.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
I am one of those nowadays where I file as
soon as possible. But I did have a moment in
time where I thought, well, if I claim seven, i'll
get more money back. And then I went to file
taxes that year said I owed two.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Grand, so I didn't file them, and I didn't.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
File for a number of years until those kickers checks
started coming around so later.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Wow, all right, well that's one way of doing it.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Learned this lesson.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
You guys get checked, were doing it like actually a
chade for mind.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
I do think it's probably better to not file at
all than file late, because if you file late, you
get penalized. But if you don't file at all, I
mean it's a coin flip.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Maybe you won't, Yeah, especially nowadays, and they're firing so
many employees that it's going to take longer to track
you down.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, i'd be afraid that. You know, when a new
administration comes in and they're like, let's go after all
the back tax I feel like the paperwork will catch
up with you. I don't want it to be like, well,
if they ever do, I'm screwed.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
You know, paper work caught up with me once four
years later, and I had to pay for it. Paper
were caught up with my friend Dave in La. He
owed one hundred and twenty two thousand dollars. Luckily he
had a great job at the time where he was
getting some crazy bonuses and he paid it off. But
that's like he wasn't paying He was one of those guys.
And I would love to hear from somebody who else
who's doing this, who just didn't play He would get

(08:53):
paid from his radio station, and he just didn't pay taxes. Yeah,
and just like I don't know if he just thought
he didn't have to or he just was later, I
do not know.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I'm sure he knew he had to, but he was
probably just like sticky to the man, Yeah, and he
got away with it for a while.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I've been my mom for a while.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
You know.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
My mom was a professional photographer, so she kind of
worked by by herself, you know, for herself as a
wedding photographer, and like like she did school photos and stuff.
And I'm pretty sure there's a couple of years she
just didn't pay taxes.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
And I do feel like if you're making under a
certain amount of money, you can probably get away with
some of that.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
But it's very scary. You know, like my parents' business,
which is real estate, it's the same thing. You are
responsible for the taxes, you get paid all the money.
And how easy is it to say, well, you know
who's gonna look but if.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
They or just pretend to miscalculate something like that, because
I've heard horror stories of people who get into that
business or any business where you're in charge of the
taxes and.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
They live, they're live in it for a bit and
tell the knock, just.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Take them by the I want. I want them already
taken out by the time I get my check, because
I'm not to be exactly true. It's so true who
has not paid their taxes? Maybe you went a period
of time when you were younger where you just didn't
pay and you paid for it later. N is Umbergloughlin
Chevrolet tax Line. You could also hit us up on
our iHeart Radio app. Just download our iHeart Radio app

(10:16):
for yourself in today.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I want to know who's still getting away with it, Like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
How much of you? How much have you ripped out
the government off?

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, well we'll keep you anonymous.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Have you You've made every year, you paid every year.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
You never missed a year, Laura, I've never missed a year.
Uh yeah, No, I remember back when I was waiting tables.
That's when it sucked the most. Yeah, because I was
making like two bucks an hour, so I didn't make
enough money to have the money taken out. So then
I would have to pay every year because it just
didn't take out enough taxes off my paycheck, right.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
I tried to.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I make them take out the maximum.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Yeah, but like my paychecks would say zero dollars. That's
insane because I mean, you get paid two bucks and
it's just not enough. You end up owing more.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
When Amy was a server still and she would go
in on my tax you know you do them together,
and then you put in her W two and it
would just my number would be like just start dropping.
And like you're like the you do, the unintended animosity
in the room goes away.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Up.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
You're like, whose fault is that? Like I was working
though I swear I had a jumb it's like I'm
I do better at tax time when that does not
go into it.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, have you ever missed paying your taxes? Did you
ever owe a big junk of change. You know, I'd
love to I love to know those things, and then
maybe tomorrow ask the question, how much did you get back? Yeah? Yeah,
and then you're gonna buy us something.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, over here, for.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Sure, mine's already spent. I did mine. I'm like that
guy who sent us a talk back message. I did
mine in February. It's already gone.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I normally don't do them that early my tax guy
because I've been using the same guy for like eleven years,
and he always says, you know, you wait till last minute,
mister rainy. It gets all frustrated. But this year I
was like, maybe like two or three weeks into the season.
I got it done.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Response.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I was on top of it. So it feels good.
I got to tell you and not I have to
worry about it. And then I like to It feels
good to be able to shame people.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, you're like, wow, you waited. Yeah, nice job.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
That feels really good. I gotta be honest with you, mine,
we're pretty late in the game. I got them done
last week. But you know, as long as you're out
of this week, you don't get too amazing.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
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Speaker 4 (12:37):
Let's see what we got for a weather here. So
yesterday I thought was looking it looks like it's going
to be nice.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Hell yeah we do. We've gotten lucky for every trash band.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, something good for the community. Mother Nature says, all right,
we'll give this to you.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Which is too bad because I love wet garbage, but
we'll do it this way.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Saturday morning, we're going to be meeting at Lynz Park
starting at ten am, meeting a bunch of listeners hanging
out for two hours cleaning up Lynce Park in the
surrounding area. That's my old stopping ground because I went
to Marshall High School. I got expelled from Marshall High
School eventually, but I did go there for the my
freshman year.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
So, uh, we were talking about this yesterday and Tanner
was getting real excited. Yeah, I'm excited about picking up trash.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
It's just cool to like go to your old area.
And walk around the same spots you did twenty thirty
years A. Yeah, I like those.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
I like those moments like get time, warp pule malls.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah yeah, I except for my knees hurt this time.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, exactly.

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Let's go to the funds real fast. It's Tanner Joing Laura,
good morning. Yes, oh sorry, go ahead already.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
I already filed by coming back like February. Yeah, in
the first of March, I got a ten ninety nine
tax form from one of the places that I worked.
I didn't realize that day was gonna get they was
gonna get a ten ninety nine and the amount was
for like twenty five hundred dollars, which would have probably
still my return. I got about just on your five

(14:12):
thousand back. The team, uh, the FED and the state. Yeah,
minus minus that ten ninety nine tax form. I'm wondering
how much. Say what did that do?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Okay, so you just gonna are you just gonna skip
it and say nothing?

Speaker 8 (14:28):
Well, yeah, I've already got my text.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
I'm done.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I'm done.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
I aren't they supposed to have all the pertinent information
to you by like the thirty first of January or
something like that. Sounds like your employer's problem.

Speaker 8 (14:44):
Right, Yeah, well I thought so. I thought you were
supposed to have all your tax forms by the thirty first. Yeah,
and I forgot that I had worked. You know, I knew,
you know, when I caught it in the mail, I'm like,
oh shoot, I had forgote these guys. Wow.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
And then when I came out, I was like twenty
five hundred dollars, I'm like, holy trap, you know, And
I had that imployer. When I did my taxes, I
probably wouldn't have got into the back.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well, you know, i'd say, I never got it. Yeah,
exactly what what what ten ninety nine?

Speaker 2 (15:19):
I never got it? How can I fix it? So
let him know that you're still wanting to fix it.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah, and then maybe like next year they'll tack it onto.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, well I.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Hope not next year.

Speaker 8 (15:29):
But anyway, I wasn't gonna say I'm like what what?

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Exactly, Yeah, appreciate it. That phone is making me SA
kicks with that tax money. Get a new cell phone. Yes,
for the love of God, got enough now terrible at
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more of your calls.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Coming up, don't And now Bruce Sports, here's Drew.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Well.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
It all went down yesterday, a less headline heavy w
n B A draft, but still nonetheless it was Paige
Buker's number one overall after winning a national championship at
Yukon just a couple of weeks ago. I mean, it's
just in the recent window. It's funny how quick they
turn around and in the WNBA they'll start playing games

(16:18):
almost immediately too. Remember Caitlin Clark, she won, or she
didn't win the national championship, but she played in the
tournament and then it felt like you blinked and she
was playing in the WNBA. So Buker's also cashed in
double because remember, just like a day or two ago,
she signed onto that a new three on three league
where she will make more in her first year doing

(16:40):
that than her WNBA career, something they probably should be
looking at. But the superstar will go to the Dallas Wings,
which I don't know why that makes me hungry, but
congratulations to Page. Also the NFL Draft just a week out,
where they've named the attendees Dions. Andrew's son will not,

(17:01):
should do or will not be there. He looks to
be doing it with family. And finally, one big fumble
out of JD Vans. Did you guys see that dropping
the National Championship Trophy at the way there goes?

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Well?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Think he's like, that's a clip. They're gonna be playing
on the internet.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
They're gonna play on the news probably forever. But hey,
you know, I maybe he wasn't informed that the two
pieces are not.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Completely I was gonna say, why why weren't the two
pieces attached?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
It could be, I don't know. It seemed like a
weird deal, like a trophy.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Maybe the guy who made the trophy made a mistake. Yeah,
that thing in there, then.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
You sit it on the just glue.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Its gonna be passed around by a bunch of dudes
like you locked that thing in there.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I could easily see myself fumble it the same way
if I picked it up, you know, because it isn't.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Attached, but guaranteed I would so glad it was him
and not me. There's more of the stories I want
to find on the dot com.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
All right.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
We were talking about taxes earlier, and we were wanted
to know and hear from people who have not paid
tax He just said, you know what, I'm just not
going to do it. I could maybe I make so
little I can get away with it, or I work
under the table like my mom for a couple of years,
you know, as a photographer.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, it cash is cash, that type of the thing.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
This tax message comes to us from seventy zero two.
It says my roommate did not pay taxes for seven years.
The IRS finally caught him around fifteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I mean, because when you go year after year and.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
To me it might be one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Actually very possible because if you with penalties. It reminds
me of the feeling of when you didn't do homework,
you know, and it just was mounting and you didn't
do more homework, and then next thing you know, you're
failing at class. Like that's the life version of failing
at class.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
It says it took his buddy eight years to pay
it to pay the irs off on a payment plan.
Eight years.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
I bet he pays those taxes now after that.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Thirty five sorry, thirty thirty five says I did my
taxes earlier this year and got two thousand dollars in
a refund. So that's not bad. Yeah, bad, little change,
only to have a windstorm take it take half my
fence a week later. Oh, so we had to pay
nineteen hundred dollars to replace it. So there goes this
two k rea.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
You know what sucks about that is that you're grateful
that you have the money and that you're able to
get it fixed, but also it's like, this is not
what I planned on using this money.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
More like what a pair?

Speaker 8 (19:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I think you had to do that with your car,
didn't you.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Yeah, it seems like it happens every time.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
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(20:26):
talking about taxes. Since it is tax day, wanted to
know how long it's been since you paid them. Maybe
you're one of those people who's just like, you know what,
I'm just not gonna pay my taxes.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I had a friend who went years and years and
years without paying and when he finally decided to be
an adult and take care of him, healed like one
hundred and twenty plus thousand dollars upside down.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
But I feel like if you're you can't really ever
decide to be an adult. Like if you've gone years
without paying your taxes and then all of a sudden
you're like, oh, hey, guys, it's me. I'm here. They're
definitely gonna they're gonna. Yeah you in the ends, like.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
You just got he round to it eventually, you know,
I mean that's yes, he finally came to his senses
and now he's I'm very proud of him. He's all
caught up, he's all cut up on his stack.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
I mean that's impressive because I.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, he got out of that because he worked at
a radio station, and the same radio station that Ryan
Seacrest works for in LA. He worked there, and their
bonuses are crazy. He was able to dig Yeah. He
told me he would get like I shouldn't be telling
his personal information. I'm gonna you get like two twenty
K bonuses And because that happened four times a year. Yeah,
And because of that, he was able to dig himself out.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
But I also know a lot of people who work
in corporate America doing things that aren't this, uh, that
get bonuses like that all the time. It's like, that's
not outside the realm.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Of Oh yeah, people crawl out of it all the time.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yeah, not.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Right, yeah. Yeah. So we do have some talkbacks coming
in on our iHeartRadio app. You of course, can send
us one any time. Download it for your cell phone.
It's free, and then press the mic button.

Speaker 9 (22:01):
Hey, broke crew, this Dave. Hey, don't you guys know
I had a problem For like a decade. I followed
taxes for every other year, got money back. He was great,
And then you guys decided to get married. The I
R S Said Nope, you're not. Only you're not going
to gain you money, you're gonna get pillized two thousand dollars.
And on top of that, I could not buy a
house for two years. It pillized me, so I had

(22:24):
to wait two years run a house, and then following
me and my wife were able to buy a home anyway.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
What was it her credit that dragged you down? Because
that's not a thing that you're not allowed to buy
homes just because you get married.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yeah, but I mean, I think the fact that he
skipped years on his taxes. He only paid every other year, right.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh yes, he got reads.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, oh I see, but it almost like helps him
out because that two years is not terrible. Two grand
and two years that's not bad. It's like holl the
irs almost being a parent and just letting him reset
for two years and then you can buy home when
you're ready, right, and almost maybe helped him out. I
do have some text messages coming in. This one's from
ninety eight ninety seven. It says, when I was a waitress,

(23:05):
before they started automatically taxing fifteen percent for tips, we
had to write down our tips to be taxed each shift.
I'd made hundreds every night, but I never wrote down
more than more than fifty bucks. Tips are a gift
and shouldn't be taxed.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, I mean I loved getting cash tips because I
never claimed them. Oh there was no red card tips
you have.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
To but yeah, yeah, they were never gonna know what
that box into your bed had and it no.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I agree with you though, the tips should just.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Be yours, especially when you're making two dollars four dollars
an hour. You know, it's like, come on, this is
this is all I have.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I gotta split five dollars with the government. Yeah, who
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Speaker 1 (24:11):
Banner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
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(24:35):
is tax Day. You got your taxes, hopefully you got
your taxes in. You do have until midnight tonight to
get those done. But I wouldn't I wouldn't waste, like especially,
don't waste wait till the last minute, because you know
a lot of people are gonna be doing that too.
And if you even just I guess, one minute late,
even thirty seconds late, you're late.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
No mercy, no mercy, imagine that just oh sorry, denied,
which is kind of like, come on, give me a break.
There should be a fun.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
So but you do have months stop, yeah, do you
have several months to get this done? If you wait
until the last minute, that's on you.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, it's just like when you're like thirty seconds past
the deadline, you're like, oh, come on, really yeah, like
you wish it could be give me a few minutes.
Like if you saw that hit the button, then I
was in a queue or something. But see, right, though
you're right, you had a long time to do it.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
I do feel like in this day and age, they
should be able to tell if you were in the
queue by that time.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Right, Lot's too expensive, They're never gonna.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
They're not gonna go for all that. Like sorry, I said,
denied stamp thud.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
We want to know how long has it been since
you've paid your taxes? Because a lot of people just say,
screw it. You know, I'm not gonna deal with it. Uh,
and then they just I don't know, I think of
rogue from then on out, Like I don't know how
they get away with it, but probably not for very long.
Eventually the paperwork's gonna come up, you know, catch up
with you.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
You know, you're convincing yourself constantly too, Like as you're
telling other people at school, you're having to convince yourself
like it's fine, no one's coming. But you're kind of
neurotic about it.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
A couple of years have passed, You're like, oh, must
have gone away. Oh it was just a disappeared Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
And that's the thing about the irs is that there's
no I don't think there's like a statute of limitations
where it's like they can come after you till the
day you die.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I screwed up something in twenty twenty one and I
didn't report it correctly, and two or three years passed
and then they said.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Hey, they circled back by the way, what our money.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, so we got a couple of talkbacks coming in
through our iHeartRadio app. Download it for yourself on today.

Speaker 10 (26:22):
Twenty five years ago, I took out a ten thousand
dollars student loan to go to one of those private,
for profit colleges. Fast forward enough years that I couldn't
pay my student loan. Uncle Sam decided to take all
of my refund money and transferred directly to the.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Department of Education.

Speaker 10 (26:40):
It wasn't until about three or four years ago then
finally got all paid off at nearly twenty thousand dollars
that I finally get a refund back.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Wow, a long run, but you made it that suckeez,
especially with all the interest. It's like I took out
a ten thousand dollars loan and I ended up paying
twenty five grand. Like, how's that work out?

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yeah, it's a d uphill climb getting out of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah yeah, but what do they say? Only two things
in life for certain?

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Right?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Death and taxes.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Babies and taxes. Oh three things. They'll always make fast
and furious movies. I think we're Yeah, it's nuclear war,
they'll still be making fast and furious.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
This is it?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
All right, let's do this. We haven't done this in
a while. People really are man. You see him on
the roads, you see am at the grocery store, everywhere
you go. I saw him at Disneyland. I saw jerks
at Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
You're a jerk there. You must be terrible at a
home depot.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I don't know if this is the story that you're
about to tell. But is this a story about Disneyland? No, okay,
we need to revisit.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
There's another story about Disneyland.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Oh yeah, and it's it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
This one is about a groom who elopes so as
soon to be mother in law nine days before.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
His We what sometimes love gets in the way.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, now this is didn't happen in America's things are
a little different in India.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Oh okay, but still just turn off foul Yeah, frowned
upon for sure.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I mean, would you think about what that girl's thinking? Like,
my fiance ran off with my mom and not.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Only that, subs is not only is it this? Dude
you're angry at now you've severed ties with your family.
Your blood has betrayed you.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
A twenty year old man from India loped with his
forty year old soon to be mother in law just
nine days before his scheduled wedding. The groom was set
to marry on Wednesday, but on April sixth, he left
his home owner the pretense of shopping for wedding clothes,
but later informed his father that he was leaving and
he should not be searched for. Like, don't come looking

(28:40):
for me. I'm fine. Oh wow, both her her father Kumar,
who observed the unusually close relationship between the two of
them over the last few months.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
A lot of cuddling going on.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, they just took off.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Oh my god, and so hard.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
The mother in law is forty Like this, this is
a pile up of ages too, you know, Like, so
your kid's got to be what nineteen twenty, Well he's twenty,
so she's probably around the same age.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
I mean in terms of age gap though, forty and twenty. Like,
it's not great, but I've heard of worse.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
It's kind of a crazy age.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
But it makes it worse is that it's your daughter's fiance.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
I mean, the situation makes it way worse.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I mean, it could be fifty years and it's still
it makes.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
A horrible I'm wondering, like where is her husband, you
know what I mean, like his dad in the picture.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I didn't say anything about dad, but I'm guessing like
that he just wasn't around. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
The way she behaves, I mean there is that is
cold blooded to do that to your child. Yeah, does
steal her husband and bounce? Yeahkes.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
So they've been having like a lot of close phone
conversations leading up to the wedding, so like you know,
they'd say that they have to talk about the wedding
and then eventually they probably talk naughty stuff. See.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, we had a lot of planning to do.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
So, like do you you never talk to your mother again?
Or do you just like what happens after that.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
I don't think you ever talked to your mother again.
I think it's done, because especially if if they stay together,
which I can't imagine they'll stay together.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, I don't think this is gonna work out flash
in the pan, but who knows. You know, it's it's
in another country. It's India, so that you know again
that things are different. I don't know, but it seems
really harsh. I feel bad for the girl. I feel
bad because I feel like this kid is being manipulated
by this forty year old woman.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Yeah some way, in some way, I feel like frontal
cortex isn't even fully formed yet, and.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
She knows what she knows she's doing. That's really that's
evil what you do and stealing your daughter's fiance.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
And I don't know the culture very well, but I
would guess that you've brought shame on the family at
this point, and that's why you'd go to euro Chat
and be like, do not look for me.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
They are talking about us on a morning radio show
in Portland. Yeah, Eve embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, the family is Oh it's not a big deal. No,
it's global. Yeah, it's a global mistake.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Every once in a while, I'll turn on some Bollywood
on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Nice. I don't know why, you know, dancing over and
exploding cards.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
The best stuff.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
It's kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
It's so ridiculous, but I absolutely love it.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
They lean in hard.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I guess they can't show kissing there on T in movies,
and so in place of that, it's dancing.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
And firing aks into the yeah, into the air while
broadways going like.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
They're still stuck in the matrix time, like they still
love doing slow motion and like bullet time.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, it's like it's really like stuck in a certain
time period.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
But well, and you just mentioned an interesting point. Since
they're not allowed to even like show kissing on TV,
I bet they're pretty strict about divorce too. So maybe
these two people now who just eloped, maybe they're stuck
together forever.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, outcasts, you know what I mean. Yeah, like Rob
Schneider and Sylvester Saloone and Demolition Man.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
You think about that girl, man, that's Judge Dredd.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I think that was Judge Dredd.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
I don't know, they haven't seen either of them.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
That girl's just got to be distraught. Think about that,
you lost your mom, that's your fiance.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
You bounce back from that. I mean, I guess she's
pretty young, so she's got her whole life ahead of her.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
But kind of American you started only fans. I think
that's how you bounced back.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
You know, if you were raised by that mom, you'd
probably be pretty good at this stuff.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
All right.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
More on that story online at one of five nine
in the brewte dot com. Coming up, we do have
more tickets to see a breaking Benjamin in three days
Grace at their show coming up in October at Cascades.
I'm sorry, Tanner Joan Laurampitheater is coming up.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
So Laura referenceds this story a second ago when we
were talking about while people are jigs, She's like, is
this this is a story about the guy at Disneyland?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
And I said, no, but this one is the happiest
place on earth.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
This happened, I guess just the other day at at
Tiana's place, but a nude man, I guess just climbed
to the top of Tiana's place and stood there, just
buck naked. Is this the old splash mountain or what
is this? I think it is the uh because they
switched a bunch of things there. I didn't do Splash,

(33:05):
it's the water ride Splash Mountain. The iun identified suspect,
who is reportedly a Canadian citizen, allegedly sit on top
of the restaurant, completely naked and in view of park guests.
There's video footage circle circulating on social media, but it
appears to capture both the manned and appalled people at

(33:25):
the park. Yeah, just like, you know, gasping and covering
their children's eyes.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Can you imagine just looking up and there's a dude's
dang dong just above you.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
This guy says quote waiting line for the train, turned
around and saw a nude man flailing everything on top
of Tiana's.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
One person commented this says, so disgusted. It's supposed to
be an enjoyable place for kids.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Yeah, truly, though, It's like, and when he gets arrested,
are the charges more because they've exposed himself to minor Yeah,
Like it's like if you do that at a park, right, like,
you've got a red dot above your house forever.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I think so you're definitely in Big Trouble. But I
would hope my kids would see the comedy in it.
I would try to go to that lane. If we're
on if we're on Tiana's Blaze and we're going up
this thing and all of a sudden, old wing dings
flailing around, I think you'd try to find the comedy
rather than go I.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Think the funny part would because there's a part where
you come outside and you go and you take that
big slide down here in the canoe or whatever it is,
the log And what if that one moment is when
you saw the dude standing there just there? What did
I just see?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Is that camera takes your picture?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Man?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I was just at Disneyland. All the good rides are closed.
When I'm there, all the good shows are closed.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
There's no man with his WEIENI out either.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Well that's my point. All the good shows are closed.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
I would have loved to have seen the naked man
crawl on top of that and then just come down
and get tastem So.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Like, what inspires you to do that? Because obviously he
entered the park fully closed. That what you just like
stripped down and it's.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Called meThe Okay, you think he was meth. That is
tweak type behavior.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
You could be faded in Canadian. When I was in
Las Vegas, Uh, you know that there's a giant fish
bowl bar right on the Fremont's Strip, like it's famous
bar where it has just a glass window out to
the middle of everything. And I saw a Canadian guy like,
now granted was his he was kind of covering his wien,

(35:23):
but he had his pants down running back and forth
past that thing and he was hammered.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
So mayby they come here and just lose their minds.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, like it's not their laws.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
But I mean you would expect to see that in
Las Vegas. You wouldn't expect to see it so much
at Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Right, Yeah, sometimes you don't pick the trip.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I'd be terrified of doing something like that because that
mean you're banned.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
For life, you know, and once Disneyland says you're done,
that's sobering a new all time low. Yeah, because they
don't kick you out of Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, that's true. Speaking of just crazy places in America,
as a Florida man who's identified as Edward Cocaine, oh God,
give a name, Edward Cocaine, he was arrested for allegedly
pulling a knife out on a subway restaurant employee.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Well, I mean he's destined for greatness with a name
like that.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Cocaine reportedly got into a dispute with workers over there
quote bad attitudes.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Oh yeah, well they had it coming then.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Yeah, Cocaine's a nice guy and you better be too.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
They say Cocaine became so I rate with employees that
yelling at them from across the counter wasn't enough. According
to the police department, Cocaine allegedly pulled out a knife,
but he was then restrained.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Eddie Cocaine.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
At some point he got up and left willingly. So
I'm guessing like some like maybe the people there and
some patrons held him down and like shoved a foot
long in his mouth and said, hey, if you don't
you don't chill out.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Dude calmed him down with a cold cat.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah. So then he was like, fine, I'll leave, that's what.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
But he was you know, Cocaine was arrested on assault charges.
They did come for God, so they eventually got eventually
got him.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
That was in Orlando, So always find Cocaine.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
I just m if that was my last name. I
think I'd try to change it.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
I'd try and be a rock star Eddie Cocaine.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yeah, either you got to live.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Up to it.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
You go by Coke and you could change the spelling
of it, like the Coke Brothers they changed the spelling
of it. That's true, or you just do okay, would
that's not a terrible last.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Namee the Edwards so official.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
His parents were like, well, our last name is cocaine.
We got to give him something fancy. It's the first name.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
And they didn't work.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
No cocaine, that's probably a lot of like cocaine cocaine.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
That's his Gmail dot cocaine.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
If you did that on luggage, Like I'm immediately opening it.
I'm at the Air Force.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Oh for sure. Going through t s A must be
a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Or when he writes down the email and it's got
cocaine and then and then the description, nobody thinks it's
your name. They just think you're away, like whoa bro.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Really little algorithm probably flags it. We'll let him use it, yeah,
being ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Honestly, I bet he has all sorts of problems.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, can he get cocaine on his license plate? I
would I doubt it. What I mean, it's his god
given right name.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Yeah, I don't know fault all right. Coming up in
a few minutes, we will have tickets to go see
Breaking Benjamin and Three Days Grace. They're co headlining a
show together at Cascades Amphitheater also known as the Tanner
jew Laura Ampitheater October first, so early October is beautiful outside.
It's gonna be a great show. We'll play the five
and ten game for your chance to win. Coming up
here in minutes or commercial free on the brew.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura Laura. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, we got a text message from a guy. It's
coming from sixty nine to ninety one. You know, this
morning we were talking about the the melvan that's going
up for auction. It's a van that the Melvins used.
Kirk Cobain apparently drew a kiss mural on the side
of it with a doodled on it, doud it with
a sharpie. Yeah, and then then you know they went
on tour throughout the Pacific Northwest Northwest in this thing.

(39:04):
And the guy sent a text and said, I was
just talking to the dude that's been hauling the mal
Van around Seattle the last few days in various places,
and uh, he said he's he said he's from Seattle.
I believe he's just showing it off around the Seattle area.
He sent me a couple of pictures and so, yeah,
they're trying to just get it out there. I get
the word ouse. He's driving it around and like parking
into places.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
So is this guy trying to buy part of it?
You think the guy who sent us a text?

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Maybe, But they're you know, like they said they're going
to strip it and for parts and sell piece by piece.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
So I just wonder, is that like people need cash
that bad or we're just.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Gonna, yeah, I don't know, just sell it as a
whole or seems like it could go in the the
experienced music projects Exactly what I was going to say,
is it Why wouldn't you just put it there? I'm
sure parts of it will end up there, right, Yeah,
but like just who.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Wants the chassis?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Like I don't know, like when it comes to the
to a museum, Well, I suppose if you don't see
because all you need is the body in the wheels.
If it just looks like a van. It just sits there.
I suppose it doesn't need the engine, right, that's true,
But that should go in the that should go in
the in the MP up there. That's yeah, and put
us in charge.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
It's funny. It's like Kurt Cobain touched this thing so
like cash together.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Let's last week there was auctioning off a guitar that
he gets smashed on stage. It's and you're spending thirty
forty grand on a guitar that doesn't end.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Like his card. Again, didn't it sell for like six
hundred thousand dollars or something something ridiculous like that.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
So and no one would be more grossed out by
the whole thing than then Kirk Okay, I mean the
ultimate Are you kidding me? He would have burned it
all in a pile if he knew you were.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, he made he'd make fun of every single person
who bought that stuff. So, yeah, that's that's what it is.
They're auctioning off the mel Van. I am interested piece.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
To hear how much it goes for. How much the
little kiss mural go goes for.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Well, soon as it starts, we'll let you know. In
the meantime, let's play this game, the five and ten games.
All right, we got tickets to go see Breaking Benjamin
in three days. Grace in the line. Here, they're gonna
be performing at the Tannerger and Laura Amphitheater also known
as a Cascades Emphath or whatever. But it's in October.
It's gonna be a great show. I cannot wait for both.

(41:12):
These bands are badass, and we'll send you there with
the five and ten game. We're gonna give you a
category and you just have to name five things in
said category in ten seconds. Yeah. It's uh, it sounds easy,
but as soon as you hear that ticker in your
becomes pretty difficult. Meet our contestant today. He's calling from Vancouver.
His name is Damien. Good morning, Damien, good morning. How

(41:35):
are you this morning? Out in the cove doing doing good?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Sorry?

Speaker 8 (41:40):
On my way home and dropping your kids off at school?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Nice, a little bit of quiet, a little bit of freedom.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah, all right, dude, the game is very simple. We're
gonna give you a category. You got ten seconds to
name five things in that category. If you lose, you
just got to listen to us, give your you know,
your tickets to somebody who did absolutely nothing. All right,
all right today focused today's category, Sir, name five famous Michaels.

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You have ten seconds to name five famous Michael's beginning now.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Michael Jackson, Michael Phelps, Michael Uh.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
He said the F word.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
He said the F word too, and the whole thing.
He didn't get it, and he dropped the F bomb.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I thought he was gonna get it when he started
with a Michael Phelps in there, I was like, oh,
that's not even in my mind.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Off the air, we were playing it and we didn't
come up. We didn't think of Michael Phelps. Damn dude.
That means you got to listen to us, give your
tickets to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
I apologize to us.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Yeah, and how does Michael Jordan not roll off the
tongue or Michael j Fox?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah, I was telling Laura off the air, we we'd
even accept Michael Scott just because unprincipal he's the ultimate.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Or Michael Tyson also known as Iron Mike.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yeah, who's this? It's standardjoll Lorgan.

Speaker 8 (42:57):
Morning Corey from Silver Sder was that I missed the
five and ten game.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Now you actually are the winner because this dude, just
crap the bed. So you're going to breaking Benjamin in
three days grace for free? Oh heck yeah yeah, bro, Yeah,
I bet he.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Would have known so many Michaels.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Yeah yeah, name some name five, five Michaels Famous, Michael Famous.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Michael Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, Michael j.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Fox.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
All right, all right, dude, hang on, you're still going
to the show. We'll see you there. You get another
chance to win tomorrow and online at one of five nine.
The brew dot com stories start with the Big Story,
where we go around the room sharing what we think
the biggest stories of the day are. Laura, you want
to kick it off?

Speaker 4 (43:52):
I can go first. Sure, I think the big story
is that the point. Portland Mercury's Pizza Week is officially backs.
Starting today through Sunday. All over town, you can get
special slices of some of Portland's finest pizza for just
four bucks a pop, and at participating venues you can
get a whole pie for twenty five bucks. So go

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sample some of your favorite pizza out on the town
in Portland this week. Portland Mercury dot.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Com we got some good pizza joints just a couple
of little gems, you know, one off's here and there and.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Well, and I mean the good thing is they're on
every street corner. It feels like, so everywhere you go
you can get some good pizza.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Pizza by the slice is like my favorite thing.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, and Burger Week's Great Pizza Week is great. The
fact that you can get that like quality pizza for
those prices. I'm gonna be venturing out. The big story
to me is this is pretty cool. Sometimes you just
need a break. The homeless man who won a million
dollars on the scratch off ticket, it's straight out of
the movies. He lives on the streets of San Luisa, Bisbo, California,

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and we'll soon have that mill million dollars thanks to
a scratch off lottery ticket. I didn't even know you
could win that kind of money off of scratchy. The
employee at the convenience store where the lucky ticket was
sold said, the man is a regular there and thought
he'd struck it rich with a one hundred thousand dollars
only to find out that no, sir, it's in fact

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one million dollars for you. Pulling you from the streets
at least for a bit because your decision making might
be questionable, but gives you a chance to go one
more time.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Man, can you imagine? I'm sure he thought that his
life was changed, and it would have been with one
hundred thousand dollars a million bucks stick.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Oh man, he somebody might want to loan him a
few clams. Though it might take, they say from a spokesperson,
a few weeks to a couple of months to get
his money down, but streamline it. Get the guy a
fresh pair underwear.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah. I think the big story of the day is
can you believe it? Yesterday was one hundred and twelfth
anniversary of the Titanic sinkage.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Seems like yesterday.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah, and there's still information coming out, new information. What
the hell? I just wanted the song?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
This is pretty important.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah, I don't like this version.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
This is jack.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
I'll never let go.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Well, legend has it the Titanic stokers actually shoveled coal
into the boilers even as the ship sank.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
That's when a worker was a worker. You signed up
to do a gig, yeah, and you completed the job.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
But like why though, Well, this allowed the ship to
keep the lights on for as long as possible.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Well, they knew James Cameron needed the light, can't finish
the movie in the dark.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Digital scans taken by underwater robots appear to confirm this legend.
Views of the boiler Room show that some of them
are concave would suggests that they still they still were
in use when the ice hit. When they hit the
ice cold waters.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
And it's got to be part of you is probably
working because the other option is just to be afraid,
right right, like you were, So you're so afraid that
you might just be in robot mode.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
And there was a certain level of class back then,
like I guess if that's what you want to call it,
laying them out on the deck, and the musicians who
played as the there's rumors that they actually did that
in real life. Well you got played until the things
sank completely because he had eyewitness accounts from the deck.
You know, the reason we needed robots for the boiler
Room is they all died together. But yeah, they I'm

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almost certain that that stuff is, you know, happened that
would never happen now now.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Maybe a completely frenzy yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
You know what lives rent free In my mind, what
is that guy who clips the propeller on the way down. Oh,
he jumps off the back of the boat and he
clips the propeller on the way down. Think and he
just like goes into a torpedo spin and hits the water.
I think about that all the time. I wonder if
that guy's the lucky one.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
I was gonna say, I feel like I'd rather it
happened that way and then my body thrust it into
freezing cold water and then drowned today.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, yeah, I think you're right.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
I don't think drown to death as a thing.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Drowning.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, I'd rather drown than than I don't know. I'd
rather be passed out and drowned than freeze to death.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
And yeah, and even on the boat, you probably for
a couple of minutes you had a lot of people
begging where you're pushing him away with an oar so
that you end up in the.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Remember the guy in the movie, We're not going back.
You'll shut that hole in your fight. Oh yeah, he
said to the unseekable Molly Brown or whatever.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Name and now granted a rude comment, but I'm not
sure I would be too cordial when where it's yeah,
the people would take a hundred years ago, they would
have taken him down.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I mean I don't know what I would have done.
It would have been hard though, hearing everyone scream, oh geez.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yeah, that boat thing would be horrific.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
And I bet you a lot of people just didn't
speak of exactly how it went because they're ashamed of
having to be like, you knew that guy and yeah,
still rode away from it.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
There's probably a lot of survivor's guilt with that. But
I mean, in that situation, you can't save everyone.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
So yeah, you know, when you fall in a fallen
teammate in a video game and you feel like a trader,
it's on another level, right, not the same thing, but
very very but yeah, at similar help you get your.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Head around how come they haven't put out Titanic the
video game or half that?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
All?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Now we're tasteless, not even how does a game end?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Well?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Yeah, well everyone's.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Is your chance to I've changed history?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
You actually play the iceberg? Yeah you have to take
Titanic down?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah, yeah, you're just maneuvering icebergs.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Oh you are the iceberg? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah, you play the Iceberg.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
It's a working time.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I don't know, you see why it wasn't made.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
No.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Yeah, anyway, come on in a few minutes, you got
a chance to win a thousand dollars in the cash Squatch.
Once you hear the keyword, you got to go to
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win your money. That's right after Sabbath. It's Tanner to
and Laura.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Laura.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
So we've all had weird neighbors in the past. I
currently have some great neighbors, but I've had some neighbors
who were weird. I remember, Drew. You remember when I
was living in an apartment and the neighbor next to me,
she would have the loudest sex. It was like every
night she would have the loudest, craziest sex in these walls.
It was like it was like a loft.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
You know.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
These weren't really nice apartments, right, and I could hear everything.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Yeah, which is it's a little much. I mean, every
once in a while, that's good comedy, but you don't
want it all the time all the time.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Was Yeah, a bit much. But Drew's got a neighbor
who's been doing something so weird that it almost like
creeps you out. At the same time it makes you laugh.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Yeah, it's more it's to me, it's highly annoying because
of how unnecessary it is. Yeah, you know, it's like,
so first sunny day, what did we have it a
couple of days ago? Where it was just like beautiful
out right, and everyone's outside, they're doing their thing, they're
fixing up their yards and I don't know where. Well,
I'm like kind of like cleaning up this gazebo area.

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I hear just a I'm like, what is that was aggressive?
Like did somebody stub their toe or somebody think, you know,
getting aroused? What's going on out here? And so like
I'm kind of like waiting it out, don't hear it
for a bit, and then all of a sudden, again,

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my god, what's going on? And so I go to
investigat and I realize that there's a guy who's back
there shirtless, and he's got an old school dumbbell in
his hand where you you know, you feed it yourself
and you put the little grammets on the side. Yeah,
he's got it, you know, the one one size fits most.
And he's doing these little these exercise where he's throwing

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his hand up over his head and on the final
couple of pumps, he's given you a tennis level sex mone.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Now.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I love to work out, I do it often. I
don't find it necessary for anybody to achieve much more
by having a you know, a vocal moaning party. Yeah,
in your gym let alone in the backyard, all the
way at the fence line, so touching corners with four
total houses, moaning through the afternoon like a pretty decent set.

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I mean, the guy went for a while, so eventually
I moaned back. You know, I gave him ah and
he went quiet for a bit. Now he got back
to moaning. But I mean, I just don't I don't
get it.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
I mean I would have hit him with a few
more maybe, And you.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Know, next time he's out there, I might just have
to grab a chair and moan with him every time
he hits I hit. But I mean, is that if
not unnecessary? Is that weird?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
I mean it just might be just old man. Because
there's a video that went viral. Been trying to find it,
but I just saw it on TikTok recently, where this
old guy's been jogging in his neighborhood every day. And
this guy's like a grandpa, you know, but he's trying
to keep in shape. I guess he's working, but he's dying.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
He's out there.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
And so the person inside the house just shoots the
video from like behind their screen door, and he's going
even that.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
I was like, why do you need to be doing that?
Can't you suffer in silence like the rest of you?

Speaker 3 (53:05):
You would hope, But maybe they are. Maybe I'm wrong,
Maybe they're lost in it. They're lost in and they
probably don't realize how loud they're they're being. Why do
you not well, He's like, if that guy was one
thousand years old, Yeah, and this guy was an older dude,
I mean older than me.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
It doesn't like old man behavior.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Do you have a relationship with your neighbor?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
So this is not my like so it's my kiddy corner.
So when you get to the back of where all
the recreational area of my house is, god it, he's
right there. I could touch, But it's the corner guy
you don't normally know behind you.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
So I don't know him personally, but I know I
know his moan. I could pick it out of a
safe way. I mean, it's it's decided.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
So yeah, do you have a neighbor who does weird
things like this? Like he just grunts or makes odd
sounds and and I don't know it's.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Doing strange things. No, I grant it was nice out,
but is that gonna be every day?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Or yeah, four times a week? Baby nine one nine
sevens A McLoughlin Cheverlet text. What if he was doing this?
This guy just was just he's one of these big guys.
He looks like Butterball all those I don't think it
is him, but it looks like that guy round mound
he's lifting weights.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
No, oh my god, stop, that's just oh my god.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Yeah, he's so proud.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Bros have a heart attack.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
That's like butter Ball ego lifting. You know, places like
Planet Fitness, you're not even allowed to make noises. They'll
set it. They'll set off the lunk alarm if you
drop weights, if you grunt, they will set off an
alarm and like a light goes on.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Is that grunt number one or is that like if
you were doing what my neighbor was doing and you
keep grunting. It's a good question because gunt one anybody
could have a like and you're you're pushing something obnoxiously heavy.
But all the time, I like the lunk.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Alarm bee fodder. I'm sorry you let let his face.
You live in a neighbor neighborhood where, like I do,
old people are, right, I do.

Speaker 11 (55:09):
I hear no noises like nobody, grunts like that, joggers,
a lot of lawnmowing eight days a week.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Yeah, that's the sound, and it's like at six in
the morning.

Speaker 11 (55:18):
Now, I haven't had any of that, But I did
have a certified lunatic that lived across the street from
me when I first moved into that house. Yeah, she
would call the cops all the time. If somebody came
over and parked in front of her house, she'd call
the cops. Like, she called the cops more than anybody
I've ever know for no reason at all.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
That's because she has nothing else going on in her life,
so that's drunk.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
All the time.

Speaker 11 (55:40):
She'd come out, she'd be all drunk talking to you.
And she shot my brother's dog with the garden hose.
All he was doing was getting out of his car.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 11 (55:50):
Yeah, she was a certified lunatic and then one night,
one night she was just gone, oh just move literally
moved out in the dark of night and was just.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Gone, probably took away because one of your neighbors bagged
her up.

Speaker 11 (56:04):
Yeah, and then and then a nicer weirdo moved in
after her. So the house is haunted.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Basically, there's always that one house. That's everyone who lives
there's a weirdo.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
My neighbor next door, perfect neighbors. Paul and Sandy. They
they said, everybody who's ever lived in that house has
been a weirdo.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
I guess as long as you're banded together against the weirdo,
you're all right.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Tell us about your weird neighbors. Tanner to and Laura,
is this Dallas, Hey, Dallas, what's happening?

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Then?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Yeah, the uh, the weird neighbor that.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
I knew about.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
With my buddy's neighbor, you can tell all the time
to get outside to eat with that old man's throat
clear that he would do it way too much, and
he would yeah, and that the same guy he would, uh,
he would go out there and Sundays and yeah, always

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done long.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Because in his own backyard, pretty nice, uh, in the
in styard.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Wow, whoa bold behavior.

Speaker 11 (57:14):
He also stormed the beach of Normandy. And you'll respect
that guy and you'll bring him another suitcase of beer.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Salute him when he's in his own song.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
A thirty pack and some beautifully bronzed thighs.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
That's great, and a pack.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
Of camel nonfilter cigarette.

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Thanks to the call, Dallas, we appreciate it. Tell us
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Speaker 2 (59:40):
All right, what are your weird neighbors do? Drew's neighbor
works out. He's kind of an older guy, but he
works out, and he just makes these weird grunting noises
and moaning noises while he's while he's in the backyard
doing his thing.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
A lot of groaning, moaning.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
It's just weird.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
You know, I had a neighbor who would, you know,
always have sex pretty loudly. Remember seeing Steve called once
and he had a neighborho would bury doll heads in
the yard.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Oh that's very creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Ye had just like in his whole backyard the body
parts from dolls sticking out of the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
It's like simulated bad cemetery or it's like body field.
Don't we all want that? Either get a palm tree
or you do that.

Speaker 11 (01:00:17):
It's a very strange option, right start buried dull heads.
I think my neighbor across the street now is doing that. Like, Okay,
so I told you about the weird ladies.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
She moved out.

Speaker 11 (01:00:26):
A nicer yet still weird lady moved in after her.
She sold the house moved to Florida. Now there's this
single dude who you never see. He's like a vampire.
You might see him come out to retrieve the trash
bind or get into his car and leave real quick.

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Curtains are never open. Yeah, I've never seen him do
a licky yard work Like it's wild. I don't I
don't understand what's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Going on in that a day.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Does he work weird hours?

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
He seems to.

Speaker 11 (01:00:53):
Work standard daytime hours, but like he gets out of
his car and gets into the house as fast as
he can, like the sunlight's gonna burn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Him out, Like I doesn't want people to see him
or something he wants to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
See. The mystery neighbor concerns me. You know, I've got
I've got a couple of those that don't come out,
And those are the ones that you're always kind of like, well,
what's going on if a neighbor And I don't want
you to be my best friend, but if you're gonna
at least come to the curb and we can have
like a few sentences, I feel a lot more comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
They're only occasionally murderers, so yeah, don't worry about it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
And I got one across the street.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Yeah, Quinn Flip.

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Speaker 9 (01:01:35):
I know I may not look like it, but I
go to the gym often and I rarely hear this,
but usually it's due to people not knowing how to
appropriately breathe.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
So that's why they grunt and wheel. It's like old
guys aren't just they aren't breathing properly and they're h
It sure sounds like showing off in a weird way,
but I don't know what it is. Here's another talk pack.

Speaker 9 (01:01:58):
Hey brew crew Dave again. Anyway, years ago, I had
some neighbors that would get paid every Friday. They were
to a mattress place and they would run out of
drugs by Wednesday. They were aff to you know, heavy drugs,
and then they would fight and argue in front of
all the neighbors outside in the neighborhood, and the police

(01:02:20):
would be called and the police can never arrest them
because guess what, they were out of drugs, laters, and they.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Only fought when they are packing, so you keep searching
them when they're fighting, when they're calm.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Text messages coming in on the McLaughlin Chevrolet text line.
This one comes from twenty eight to twenty four. It says,
I'm lucky. All my neighbors are pretty cool, So by default,
does that make me the weird neighbor?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
You might be the guy might be d Sometimes you
get lucky and you don't get a sketch ball.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
There's no sketches in my neighborhood. Maybe it's me, I.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Guess right now. Obviously I live in a place where
and I live very close to my neighbors, so I
feel fortunate that none of them are wackos. But when
we owned our house in color rut Our Springs, we
had a neighbor across the street. His name was Roger.
All he wore was San Francisco forty nine ers gear
and tied I exclusively. But he was intrusive, like he

(01:03:14):
before we even moved into the house. He would just
like see that we're home, and just like walk into
our house or walk inside the yeah, or like we
would get home and he like when we were like
renovating the like redoing the floors and stuff like that,
we'd get home from work and we'd walk in and
Roger would just like be standing there watching all the
dudes doing the work on the house. Like Roger, he

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said he was helping out, but he was just standing
around doing nothing. And then what really was a straw
that broke the camel's back. When we were selling the house,
we were I don't think we were under contract yet,
but we used to spy on the people who were
like looking at our house with the dog camera, and
one day my ex turned on the camera just to
see like what the people were saying about the house,

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and Roger was in our house with the other people's
real estate agent, like trying to get the dirt.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Oh man, I would have been so upsetting. You got
to get the hell out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Roger, you don't live here, Stay out of our house.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
I'm here to help with the family trying to buy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
And then he was like bummed. He was like, oh,
I was just trying to help. I was just trying
to see what's going on. I'm like, Roger, this is
not your home.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Was he an older guide single.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
No, he had a wife, but he was an older guy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
He just was he was weird. You guys were totally
creeping though, like those people are walking through the.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
Place yet, because we just put a lot of work
into the house and I wanted to see what people
are saying.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
I would have done the same thing, like I always
checked my ring camera to see, like what people like.
There's this one lady who walks her dog and just
like let him. She doesn't want to poop in my yard,
but she let him stiff around and peels. But she's
always on the phone, and so I'll turn my ring
came round. I want to see what she's saying. It's
very interesting. Your jurisdic neighbor seventy six seventy five says

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an apartment neighbor, Mama Bear comforts her crying baby with obnoxious,
noxiously loud baby talkings.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Oh so like her neighbor, Oh yeah, or what a
screaming child wasn't enough? Now you gotta listen to mom.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Turn on some soft baby music and leave the room.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Thirty four eleven said had a neighbor that would let
meth head sleep outside her apartment. Same neighbor would send
her toddler to scream outside my window when I worked
to nights.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
It's nice to have a little meth campground in the
front yard.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Thirty forty nine says, maybe not weird in a traditional sense,
but my neighbor definitely had some anger issues, which is
not normal. Every couple of days, I'll hear him angrily
swearing up a storm. What's he angry about? Who knows,
But it's not normal to be flipping out that constantly. Yeah,
Like it must just be a state of just he's
just always in turmoil.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Somebody needs some anger management classes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Some of these are making me feel better about some
light moaning in the backyard, you know, so maybe they're helping.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Thirty two to forty three says I had a neighbor
down the hall where he would actually scream during sex.
This would be a daily occurrence, sometimes so loud you
could you could hear it from outside on the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Wow, that's not great.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
The old Freddy Krueger moved.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
But I mean, good for him getting laid every day,
I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
I mean, God, it's got to be great if he's
screaming bloody murder.

Speaker 11 (01:06:09):
One of my odd neighbor experiences. I was just hanging
out one evening and my doorbell rings and I answer
the door and it's my neighbor two houses to the
left across the street and a couple of houses down right.
So we do the wave like don't we don't like
hang out or socializer like I didn't know his name
or whatever. Right and rings my doorbell and he's like, hey,

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got a weird, weird question. I'll go okay.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
He's like, I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:06:35):
I'm trying to get a bolt off of my toilet.
I'm trying to replace my toilet. I need it done
by the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:06:40):
And and I and I'm stuck. And he goes, I
was wondering if you could give me a hand.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Oh, I'm down where you dribble.

Speaker 6 (01:06:47):
I'm like okay, I'm like, uh, let me grab a
few tools and I'll see you over there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
That's a nice guy.

Speaker 11 (01:06:53):
So I grab a saws all and you know, some
hand tools, and I go over there and I help
I cut the bolt off, help him get his situation handled.
And uh, I start to leave and I go one
question and he goes, yeah, I go, what made you
ring my doorbell? Yeah, and he goes because I don't know,
I just always see you outside doing stuff and you
just seem like you have.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
It.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
Yeah, and it was just so random.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Did he clean the toilet at least?

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
It was like it wasn't super disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
And awesome if he just blind shot all over that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
But but he was in a panic. He needed to
get it done, he had to go to work in
the morning. Like there was a whole thing, and I
was just I was just puzzled as why you're.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
A good You're such an approachable guy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
It was strange.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
He's like, deep down inside, he's angry about it. And
there's a lot of time people think he's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Yeah, you're like, well, just don't get accustomed to me answering.
Ea problem, here's your one token Phil. Yeah, now the
name's let his face. And then he said you should
have left him an invoys mm hmm, but that's gonna
be one hundred and thirteen.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
Now he talks to me every time I'm out in
the yard.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Yeah, a curtain. You should have skipped the door.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Ninety one nine to seven. That's summer Gloughlin Chevrolet text line.
The weirdest thing my current neighbor does. It's not even weird.
He's talked to me about being a Jehovah's witness a
couple of times. I don't even know that he was
trying to convert me. He was just talking about it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Yeah, but it was a lot well, I mean that
his mission in life.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
Yeah, there's discussion about it.

Speaker 11 (01:08:11):
When I lived in Mesa, that is a very concentrated
u LDS area, and I was one of maybe three
homes that that wasn't Mormon, right, and they'd ring your
doorbell and they'd know your name.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Yeah, I think he I think he was filling me
out to see like you if yeah, but I stop
and fight you to a bat man.

Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
We're playing basketball, appears should come hang out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Nothing weird, But it was just I noticed him was
a couple of times and I was like, is he
trying to convert me?

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
And isn't that a no cold beers? There's no no
cold beers allowed.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
They don't I don't think they'd train.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Yeah, so I'd be like, Hey, I'd love to be
a part of it, but I like to have a
little fun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
We've got some kool aid over here if you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Like some, Like, yeah, I'm going to be a great
neighbor to you. That's what I'm going to be. That's
what I'd tell him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
This text comes from ninety ninety seven. It says he
used to live next to my lord, and he would
walk around the house eating apples from his tree, looking
right into my window.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
It's a little weird, right, they're just crunching an apple,
just staring at you. Don't break eye contact. You're trying
to win a stare off with your weird neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
That is creepy.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
Hey, I'm gonna need that check by Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
It's a weird flex my yard.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
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Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Laura Portland's rock station one O five nine Brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. I'm talking about weird neighbors. We've all
lived next to a weird neighbor once or twice. Uh,
maybe you're living next to weird neighbor right now. What
weird thing are they currently doing? Like Drew's neighbor has
been going outside to work out. They just grunt a lot.
They make a lot of awkward, you know, moaning noises,
like I guess when they're playing tennis, and you can't

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tell if it's an adult film or tennis match.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
He's so good at it that. I mean, I'm not
sure I've ever made a person make that noise. He's
that moany.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Wow. Have you thought about maybe like peeking your head
over the fence giving him a few points?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Kids like you're doing some of the most sexualized exercises.
You want to write me down a little sheet of
what you're doing. Yeah, I've never seen it done like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
It sounds like a cool move. Whatever you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Yeah, it must. It's a big finishing move.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Eighty eight says I was living in an apartment complex
and had one of those neighbors that was a super moocher,
as she would come over to my apartment several times
a week just asking for little things. I found out
through other tenets that she was also going to their
places too, same thing, just asking for little things like
a little bit of milk, maybe an egg or two.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
You know, eggs in this economy, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Yeah, And I'm not a plaid pantry. I mean once
in a while, like once in a blue moon, you
know this the neighbor I like the most. They want
some sugar, they want a wheelbarrow.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
I remember thought it was way more common in the eighties,
like my mom. I remember my mom doing that. As
a kid. We would I lived in a duplex and
my mom would go ask them for a little cup
of milk, and I'd go over there and then give
me a cup of milk.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
And it was just like it was old school back then.
But now when we're like, oh, we don't have any milk,
I don't go pound on Steve's door.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
I go to the school buy some milk.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Yeah yeah, all right, wait for your cereal. For a
hot second, kid, I'm going to a store, because after.

Speaker 11 (01:11:23):
All, you are out of milk, and once you're done
making whatever you're making now you're again gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Just head back over there get another cup.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
There's I remember one time my mom sent me over
there to ask for milk and they didn't have any,
and like my mom got really mad about it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
Go to the store.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Then this isn't a guaranteed product.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
I just remember feeling terrible, like embarrassing, like I have
to go over there and ask for it. Just felt
like begging, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
And it's also tougher when you're a kid, or like
say your mom has little kids there and you can't
just always pack everyone up. I get it. It's a
little different, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Coming up next, you got a chance at one thousand
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Speaker 11 (01:12:01):
I'd probably buy another plane ticket and go somewhere not
tell anybody where I'm going.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Really nice lettuce spinner for that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Let I thought you were going to say something lettuce related,
like a new a new head of lettuce, since yours
is looking a little.

Speaker 11 (01:12:14):
And this lettuce is definitely the outside layer is a
little week if you don't know what's going on, K C. B.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Foater Bay. Also, let us head this week is Uh
having to wear a head of lettuce around his neck
because he lost the cookoff last week to Drew. And
so you know, we've said you're going to be called
lettus face all week, Laura made him a medal that's
just like a head of lettuce and he has to
wear around his neck.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Kryptonite for a guy named beef Water.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Yeah, and I didn't Honestly, I didn't expect him to
show up every day rocking the lettuce. But I'm pleased.
I'm very pleased to show the camera lett Yeah. Yeah,
give it a lets.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
That I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
There's like two limp lettuces on the side. We still, yes, Well,
I do have faith that it'll last the week.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Something will.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
It's gonna it's gonna be like kimchi by f and then.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
We can all feast.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
So the grand you'd buy what again.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
I'd probably get out of town for a few days.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Okay, you go on a trip, right, I like, just
not telling idea, but you go where you want to
go here and maybe i'd come back.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
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Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Portland's rock Station one of five nine to brew. It's Tanner,
Drew and Laura. Uh so, Laura, you got married in Vegas.
It was like an elve esteemed wedding. Yes, when you
eloped with your ex husband a long time ago, which
I bet was pretty fun.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
It was a blast. I wouldn't change it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
This sounds like could be pretty fun too. There's a
little Vegas chapel that's now offering Star Wars. Star Wars
themed weddings.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Oh Court should go renew his vows there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
And they're gonna be doing it on May fourth too,
so for Star Wars Day. Yes, there are two packages available,
Yoda won for Me and Love Star. They're both two
separate packages.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Doesn't this make sense though?

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I mean, I'm surprised they're just not doing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
It because Elvis is timing out a little bit. Like
it's still Elvis and you will always have the Elvis Church.
But the draw of a Star Wars seems like it's
going to outweigh Elvis at some point.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Both offer an efficient dressed and either as either Princess
Leah or Darth Vader.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Even the wedding certificate is a Star Wars theme certificate.
The photo promoting the event shows a Stormtrooper groom marrying
his Princess Lea as Darth Vader threatens him.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
I think Darth Vader would be the move for me.
If you're going to choose between that and Lea, you
gotta have Vader up there, like, do you yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Take him to beach? Yeah, it'd be pretty great. Fortunately,
and l some personators there to keep Darth Vader at Baylor,
so it might be the same place. I wonder if
it was.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
What's the name of the place?

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
I don't know if they don't. They don't share the
name of the Little Squiggly Chapel, Little Squiggly, It just
says the Little Vegas Chapel, so that might be the
name of it, the Little Vegas chap.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
I can't actually remember what the name of final I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Don't say, how dare you? But you're divorced, so it
doesn't it's not like you're hurting anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
The Love Star package is available for six hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Little Vegas Chapel is not the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Well, the Love Star package is available available for six
hundred dollars, while the Yoda One for Me package will
set Star Cross lovers back eight hundred and sixty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Okay, wow, I mean for a wedding, it's not so bad.
You get in for under a grand. But I mean
you could just rent a couple of costumes and do
it in your yard.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Right, that's true, but it's not Vegas. I mean, if
you're going to do the whole Star Wars thing, you
might as well be in Las Vegas.

Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
How much was your Elvis themed wedding?

Speaker 9 (01:15:53):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
I want to see. It was like three hundred bucks
or something.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Okay, steal that's before all the NFL.

Speaker 4 (01:16:00):
Oh yeah, I'm sure it's more now, but I mean
with the cost of the plane, tickets, in the hotel
and everything like that, it was less than twenty five
hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
It's a pretty good party, and you get the memory
and the whole razzle dazzle.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Yeah, well, there you go. If you want a Star
Wars teamed wedding, they are now available. I don't think
I'll be doing a Star Wars Team B wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
I'd imagine you'd have to book out. Like let's be
now though, because that's going to fill up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Right all right. Coming up in a few minutes, Beef
Water will be in studio for another free for all.
He's scoured the internet for weeks now, because I don't
think we've done one in a bit, and he's found
items that are for free on the internet. And we'll
tell you all about him. Coming up in about fifteen minutes.
It's Tanner, jew and Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Drew and Laura Portland's Rock Station one of five nine
the Brew. It's tannerd To and Laura Saturday Trash bandits
Raz of the Raccoon two is going down. Partners are
going to be saddling up but Lince Park starting at ten,
that's right, and then at ten am we're gonna spread
out the surrounding areas. I'm really excited because that's like
my old stomping ground. I went to high school at

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Marshall my freshman year and then I graduated from Milwaukee,
but my freshman year went to Marshall, and I can
just remember, like there used to be a chuck E
Cheese right there, and like an old fashion McDonald's and
we would go smoke weed, like behind that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
I can't wait to walk around your bike. Yeah, right there.
I hid behind that bush and drank a forty.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
I never drink a forty, but I would. I smoke
a little pot for sure when I was a freshman.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Have you been back in that area since?

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Yeah, Like I got friends and family over there. So
I'll go and visit Ice to.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Gonna say they're gonna be bummed when it's different.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
Oh it'll be different. I mean it's been men and moons.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Yeah, but it'll be different but the same, you know, yeah,
different but same same.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
The park will bring you back because parks don't change
all that much, just the play set. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Yeah. So I'm excited to get into that area and
start doing some cleaning, and we need your help. As
many listeners as we could get, is that would be best.
We've got quite a few people already signed up. There
are some spots available, so go do that at one
of five nine in the brew dot com. We need
to know how many grippers and bags and all that
stuff to bring. And then afterwards at noon, when we're
all done, we're just gonna go to a local bar

(01:18:11):
in that area and it just day drink for a
little bit, getting cold, pop going, yeah, so coming out
because I'm not sure where we're gonna go. I think
we're gonna figure it out then yeah, when we're there.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
That's fair.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
I like flying by the seat of our pants.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. Good morning. They hung up. Okay,
his name was Philip Rust, which I thought was a
good night.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
I feel like that guy could fix a car.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
No training coming up in a minute, Casey Bwater Bay,
I'm sorry, let us face. We'll be in studio for
another free for all. Let us face this free for
all that's coming up on one of five nine in the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Brew you're listening to and Laura Drew and.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Laura Portland's rock station one of five nine The Brutes
Tanner to and Laura coming up in a few minutes.
Beef Water, I'm sorry, let us face, we'll be in
the studio to discuss another free for all. This is
crazy though. So you know how trends come back. You
know that you see, uh, if you're driving to work
and you see some kids going to school, you can
see something like the bag of your pants coming back,

(01:19:09):
Like yeah, Like I'm just like shopping and.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
You're like, hold on a second, what year is this
two thousand and two?

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Well, guess what looks like to you? It looks like
it's coming back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
What's next?

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Lower back tattoos seem to be making a.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Comeback with gen z You know what's funny about that
is I was in yoga just the other day and
this girl was in there. She looked fairly young, like
gen z age, and I was like, is that a
tramp stamp?

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
Like I didn't know people were still doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
It's happening. The trend, which first became popular in the
nineties and early two thousands, is sometimes known as the
tram stamp and sometimes something it was cool, I guess
at first, Like I'm I kind of liked it at first.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
When we were in high school. It was the coolest thing.
I remember, it was kind of hot.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
I thought it was hot.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
All of the pretty girls had the stamp back then,
but they weren't calling it that. It was just your
back tattoo. Yeah, and then it became a tramp stamp
and know what a great title, and it just but.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
This tattoo artist who goes by fifth not six, said
that the trend is coming back and she's seeing a
lot more people coming in and asking for tramp stamps.
Huh No, they're not calling them that, but we all
know what they are.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
It just goes back to those who do not know
history are bound to repeat it. They just don't. They
didn't go through this, so it's fresh to them. And
who knows. The girls who are my age who still
have the back tattoo, let's give them a reprieve. It's
been twenty five years. Maybe we could be nice to
their back tat now.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
I mean they never really bothered me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
It just I do think it just kind of cheesy.
I feel like it's Chinese symbols.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Or the flowers first of all.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Yeah, like the tribal tattoo design around like the butterfly
or they all look the same. But I think also
what goes along with this is like the low rise jeans,
because I feel like tram stamps went away because women
started wearing higher rise jeans and now they were on
full display all the time. So now that we're back

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to wearing jeans that are a little more low rise,
I figure come the tramp stamps.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Let's be honest, Drew and I brought it back either
in twenty fifteen or twenty sixteen. When our good friend
tattoo Bob, who's a listener of the show for who tickets.
He wanted front row tickets to the Who. He actually
the show is just called Tanner and Drew at the time,
and he got the Tanner and Drew logo tattooed on
his tramp stamp. He did beef water let us face.
You've seen it at Bacon and Beer.

Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
I have seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
We were ahead of our time. We told you guys
it would be back, and here it is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
We got to get like an update and have Laura's
name added to that tattoo. Yeah, but I think it
needs to be Corny like and Laura like and Laura
in comic sands or something.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
Yes, I would like I would like to be the
one to do it. I'll just write an and Laura
at the bottom of it, all right, and.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Then we can touch up the color because he has
done a lot of sun bathing on his belly and
that thing's getting a little fair.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
He had a colored and it's big too. It's not
a small Tanner jew and Laura Sorry or Drew logo.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
But if you're going to do the tram stamp, you
gotta go all.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
It's his whole bad.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
My favorite part about it is this version. I mean
we've been on the air together for twenty years, but
this version had been on the air for like three
months or something when he did that. It's really early,
Like I mean, you can be let go in minutes
when you're a show that new in a city.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
True.

Speaker 11 (01:22:19):
He's super proud of it still though, because he shows
the sucker off like, you.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
Know, like you got it yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Yeah, I love the best.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
I love Bob so tattoo. Bob Dude, send me a
picture of the tram stamp. I haven't seen it in
a while. I'd like to share it on her Instagram
at one of five nine the Brew or at Tannerjew.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
And Lorna in any pose you'd like to choose, you know,
your best angle probably about fireplace.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
You might start seeing the tramp stamp soon. You know,
there's a I think there's like a fair coming up.
You might see those walking around at the fair or something.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
Oh boy, I't wait to see some.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Yeah, you know, out of all of the poor decisions
in my life. I never not that a belly button
ring is a bad decision, because that's pretty easily reversible.
But I never got a belly button ring. I never
got a tongue ring, and I never got a tramp stamp.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Did you did you think about the tramp stamp?

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
I don't know why they called it advertising at the dump, Laura.

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
Yeah, well I always felt like it always had like
some negative connotations, like it always felt even a little true.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
I mean, they called a tramp stamp, which is unfair.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
It's like you're you're now you're an easy lay because
you have a tattoo on your lower back. No wonder
we went higher.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
I think statistically those girls were a little more loot mine. Yeah,
it just it changed everything. What's your tramp stamp? Let
his face?

Speaker 11 (01:23:30):
Oh, it is a butterfly with a tribal inside the wings,
and it's and it's cusping a uh just it's just
resting nicely on a on a peach.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
A Georgia peach y nice one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
It's very tasteful. Okay, that's very I was.

Speaker 11 (01:23:47):
Just gonna say I I vitoed the first two they
drew up, and I'm like now we need to back
to the drawing board.

Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
We need that peach to shine.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
I want to look juicy, all right, that's kind of weird,
but it's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
It's all juicy on you, bud. It's all juice.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Coming up next to beef Wadder. I mean, let us face,
we'll be giving us another fat. Is it a free fra?

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
As right after Puddle of Mud. Happy Tuesday Its Tanner
Jo and Laura on the Brewer and Laura ah Abby Tuesday.
I don't forget trash band It's just coming up on Saturday.
We're trying to clean up the city because you may
have noticed there's a lot of garbage everywhere. I was

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at a stoplight recently and I counted over twenty cigarette
butts before I had to go, and I just there's
diapers on the road all the time. We find diapers.
Every time we do a trash bandits, we find diapers,
We find possible murder weapons, we find a lot of
weird stuff, which is super.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Unfair because you know, every time there's an explosion in
my car and there's a diaper that needs to go.
That's part of it is you have to wear that diaper.
This whatever smell is coming from it, so you get
to something to throw it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Coming through it out like a handgrenails.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Oh, people are bombing those bad boys.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
And I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
You start to you start to hallucinate in the stink.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
I don't get it, because it's like, what do you
think is going to happen to that type? You think
it's just gonna evaporate?

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
I get the valu it. I don't get the decision,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Yeah, So we're gonna try to do our part and
clean that stuff up, and if you want to be
a part of it, you hang out with the show
for a little bit. Afterwards, we're gonna go day drink.
It's good community service for your kids, good you know,
teaching lesson and it's just fun to do.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
Picking up trash, not the day drinking your kids. Probably, Yeah,
And I think.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
We got hit with some good karma on the weather.
And if you are a fair Weather clean up guy,
then that's not a big deal. You waited this long,
but go sign up now that you know it's gonna
be nice.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Yeah, And it just feels good to just help out
your community. So one of five nine in the Product
Coms website limited spots available. We'll see a Saturday starting
at ten am at Lynz Park in Portland.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
Be fodder.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Sorry, let us face is in here, yes sir for
another let us face free for all?

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
Right, off the tongue, it does.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Casey obviously lost the cookoff last week, so he's got
to be let his face all week long, which is fine.
He still made a great stake. But you've you've been
scouring the internet looking for free stuff. What did you
find this week?

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
Man?

Speaker 11 (01:26:10):
Oh yo boy, get a load of this right out
of the gate? Free hams, really, free hams in Portland.
Easter is upon us. This person has fifteen frozen hams
ready to give away. Really, there's just a phone number
to text. Swing by it and grab a ham. I
don't know about it, but I mean it seems.

Speaker 6 (01:26:29):
Like a great deal.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
That seems like something I do.

Speaker 11 (01:26:31):
I mean, were they sitting on them in the car
port for four days before they made it to the freezer?

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
I you know, I'm sure it's just it sounds like
somebody doing something nice for the community.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Well, I like it, And aren't hams when you get
them they're already cooked? So it's you're probably safer on
that front, if you wanted to do good, you pick
up those hams and serve them to somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:26:49):
I think you're good.

Speaker 11 (01:26:50):
And if you're not in the mood for a ham,
but you've got a FOURD escape, how about a six
disc CD player factory? Uh so it's for free in
working dish works like a chin. They just upgraded to
some bluetooth in their car. So if your Ford focus
is tuneless right now.

Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
I had a six CD changer in my Geo. It
was my first car, and I hated that thing. I
mean it was fine at first, but you get sick
of those six discs really quick.

Speaker 6 (01:27:16):
So it was like not inside, was it in the trunk?

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
It was in the trunk, and so you couldn't it
really hard to change. You had to pull over.

Speaker 6 (01:27:21):
And this is a sweet in dash hitter.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Really yep, it's all okay.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
I had one of those in my Pontiac.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
See mine was in the trunk. I think it's a
rite of passage to park it, get out, walk around
the back, switch a CD. Sorry, I'm done with Steely Dan.

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
Absolutely.

Speaker 11 (01:27:37):
And then, uh, if you're maybe looking to become a
backyard wrestler, or maybe you got some rambunctious kids, how
about a therapeutic crash pad for just under five foot
square each each way. Uh, they no longer have have
room for it. They want to get rid of it asap.
So go, if you're in Vancouver, go pick that sucker
up and then if you're successful, then your flip off

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the roof and things go a little bit sideways.

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
Don't worry. Head over to camus for a free air
cast slash walking boot.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
These do go.

Speaker 11 (01:28:07):
Size medium. It's a package deal up there up there
in Clark County. So email or text for the pickup
slash address for that and you're in good shape. We
did a lot of grilling over the last few days.
We'll talk a lot about grilling. If you're looking for
one sabers stainless steel pro paining barbecue grill with with
sideburners of work. Everything's it's not rotted out, it's got

(01:28:28):
a free cover.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
I look this thing up. This is an eight hundred
and fifty dollars grill and they just want it gone.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
So yeah, it's probably wasps growing inside it, probably, but
I've never even heard of me either.

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
That's why I had to do a quick little google
on it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
But by the way, that actually happened with us last
week when we were going to cook. So Casey and
Drew both had their own grills, but there was another
grill we were going to cook a try tip on
for the for the listeners who showed up, and I
actually did.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
We ended up using it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
We still did, but when Casey checked it it was
on Wednesday, Wednesday or Thursday, like the day before we
did it. It had three wasps nest in it like
they were living and they were flying around doing.

Speaker 6 (01:29:03):
Their things, and when we cooked them up, they were delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
You know, it's funny as Court comes from the country
as a Malala boy, he just reached in there and
pulled all those out of there. Really, yeah, he did
it before we could even touch it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
Wow, so tough.

Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
He's a tough man. So if you want them, that
is just dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Yeah, it's a little bit of both out there.

Speaker 11 (01:29:20):
If you want the grill, it works, but you're gonna
need your own propane tank.

Speaker 6 (01:29:24):
They're keeping that part of it fair enough.

Speaker 11 (01:29:26):
So, oh boy, this is a doozy here. One hundred
cases of cookbooks, each containing ten books each.

Speaker 6 (01:29:34):
This is brand new. Well, what so if you're looking for.

Speaker 11 (01:29:37):
It's only two titles though, so you got a lot
of copies if you're looking for noodles and rice and
something nice or Tommy Tang's Modern ty Cuisine both.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
So they read a lot of copies of the same books.

Speaker 11 (01:29:49):
Yeah, and they retail it twenty five to thirty dollars
a piece. Internet could do a little bit, a little
cash flipper on that, because you know, look, there's a
lot of modern tye cuisine out there, but Tommy Tang,
he's got it going on.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Yeah, and if you need those books you don't have
the Internet, that's gonna be perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
So there you are.

Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
That's what's up this week.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Thank you, beeflattering another baby, sorry, let us face another
let us face free for all. So if you need
those items, could reach out to be flatter.

Speaker 11 (01:30:16):
What's have beefwater at one O five nine the brew
dot Com. Actually this week they changed it.

Speaker 6 (01:30:20):
They just let us face at one O five nine
the brew dot Com.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
I don't think that actually should we should add that though, Hit.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
Me up for the link. I will get you squared away.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
All right, Thank you, Beef coming up here in a
few minutes. We're gonna find out what's trending, But we
want to get you this hour's keyword one more time
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Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Okay online at one to five nine in the brew
dot com. If you're bored at work today, it's a Tuesday,
you know, it's kind of a lot of ass dragon today.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
It feels what's favorite day of the week?

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Is it at least favorite day?

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Is?

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
Why?

Speaker 4 (01:31:19):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Because this Friday is sti so far away and there's
a lot of it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
Yeah, it's because like you're not still riding the high
from the weekend, which is kind of like Monday. Monday
almost doesn't even count because you're still like half sleeping.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
I feel like Monday is hopeless. Monday's a worsday for me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
But yeah, I just Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
I don't like Tuesdays because there's more work to be done,
at least for me. And then you're you're still so
far away from the weekend. Yeah, it feels.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Tuesdays on her day, but you know, here we are.
That's why you've been so glady this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
You got to get through it. Somehow.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
She's going to be great tomorrow though, you just well
that's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Online at one of five nine in the brew dot com,
we're gonna record a brand new Donkey Show podcast here
in a few minutes and that will be loaded at
around eleven am, so you'll be able to hear the show.
After the show, we got some audio clips today to
play for you, just some weird guys walking around here.
There's always weird people on the internet doing their stick
and this guy is no exception. So he starts teaching
video with I'm not a pervert, but and then he

(01:32:13):
goes yeah, then he goes into something.

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
Like somebody being like, I don't mean to offend you,
but it's like you're about to say something offensive, just
like just don't don't say the first part.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
So we'll play that in the Donkshaw podcast today. Also
online at one of five nine the brew dot Com
lots of movie trailers. You can see the footage from
our Beat our Meat competition from Fridays. So if you
missed the big the big day when Drew and Beef Water, sorry,
let us face one head to head to see who
could have the best Tomahawks steak, you can check it out.
Drew did become the big winner and won the whole thing.

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But you know there's a lot of great moments from
Friday morning, so watch that at one of five nine
the brew dot Com.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
M hmm, if you love meat, you're gonna love some
of that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
And sign up to be a trash bandit because that's
coming up on Saturday. We're gonna be cleaning up Linz Park.

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
So boy, that's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
All right, that's it for us. We'll see you tomorrow.
Court is in next and he's got your chance to
win a thousand dollars from the Cash Squatch. You just
got to listen for that keyword which is coming up
right after Don Henley on the Brew