TD&L Full Show For Wednesday- Wipe It Up

On today's show we talked about the toilet paper alternatives we used in a pinch. We also talked about stealing from the store and we talked to a food critic about the meat contest on Friday.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Near you.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Drew and Laura, Yo, Yo, what's happening. It's Wednesday, April ninth,
twenty twenty five, Tan or Jew and Laura. We are
live our year. Yeah, man, just to show you how
bad allergies get for some people, Like I didn't have
allergies growing up. I didn't have allergies in my twenties. Really,
it was I get my late twenties and they started
to develop. Yeah, same, and like they've gotten so bad now.

(00:26):
So last couple of days, like Sunday, Monday and yesterday,
my eyes were just watering a lot. And I was like,
I got my car on Monday on the way home
and it's like I had to pull over for a
second because I was like crying. Yeah, you've got that
spring thing. Yeah. I couldn't even keep my eyes upen.
There was water so bad. I'm like, what's going on
right now? Yesterday after the show, I'm in the studio

(00:48):
and I'm like, I smell grass. I smell wet grass.
Why the hell do I smell wet grass? On Saturday,
I took Cooper to the park and I walked in
the grasses all wet, and I walked and I looked
down and I realized that my shoes are all covered
and just like grass clippings.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Allergic to grass. I think, so, well, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
We're all allergic to grass a little bit or a
lot of bit. It's you know, you lay in grass,
and you take grass and rub it on anyone's arm
long enough, it's gonna irritate.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, but not enough where like if you just smell
it you start crying.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
But what I think Tanner needs to do.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
And it's kind of like you know when you're at
a certain age and you realize, oh no, I'm going
to have to take prilo sect to deal with acid
in my body. For the last ten years I have
had to do that with allergy medicine. Now that exact
thing was happening to me, I think you need to
be on a daily dinghy.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I might need to. It was so bad I had
to throw those shoes away and get new shoes because
I would get in the car and it was just
sitting there.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's a good thing you had thirty seven one.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Pair anyone else, but you have so many shoes grabbed
another pair. That's exactly what you wouldn't even notice unless
I told you, Yeah, yeah, it's it's really bad.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
That's crazy, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Really bad, and like, uh, well I'm itchy, you know
what I mean. And it's just it's really frustrating. So
I hate to tell you, but it's time for you
to medicate. Yeah, that's what the you're getting old is
when you have to just medicate for simple good think.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Drew has a whole pharmacy, you know, it's actually running
a little dry.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I gotta refill it here.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
How empty that is?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, I got a few left, but I'll get you.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
So if you're suffering from allergies, I feel you. I
feel you. Godspeed on your journey today because we're, you know,
in one of the worst areas for allergies.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
I got a whole thing about allergies and why it's
men's fault.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Why is it?

Speaker 6 (02:31):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh that's impressive. How could it be our fault?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah, it's well, it's not human men. It's male trees.
Too many of them have been planted and not enough females,
so the pollen goes everywhere, but there are no female
trees to like catch the pollens.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
The reason it's a fact.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Well, here's here's a fact. We are down the road
from the grass seed capital of the world. So I
don't care if it's male's females what it's tickling your
your tingy.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's bad all right. Coming up later on this morning,
we'll get you tickets to blaze the Blazers when they
take what Yeah, the Wiggedy Wiggedy Warriors. Blazers are gonna
be playing the Warriors on Friday night. We've got tickets
to the show or the game or whatever it is
at seven thirty this morning. We are also going to
talk to Andrea Damewood. She is a food critic for
the Portland Mercury, very prestigious publication. Yes, and she's gonna

(03:27):
be on the show later on this morning to talk
about our beat our meat competition, the steak cookoff between
Drew and Casey that's going down this Friday morning, which
is getting intense. Yeah, it's really coming down to it.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
It's getting down to like itemizing a list, because you've
got to have all these little things like you get
up there and you don't have one ingredient or you
don't have something like I woke up this morning thinking.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
About, oh my god, I need my knife.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I need to have my knife wrapped in something and
put in a bag because.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
You show up and you don't have your blade? How
are you gonna serve the perfect steak to make sure
you got everything? But we'll talk to her later on
today and get more info on the on the big
events in the meantime.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
Stories.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
This is where we go around the room sharing what
we think the biggest stories of the day are. Who
wants to go first? I could go Hollywood is giddy.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
The big story is that Minecraft is kicking off the
spring to summer blockbuster season in grand effect.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
Now.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I don't know if you guys notice that Minecraft the
movie has been everywhere, even at a McDonald's. I stopped
on a road trip over the weekend and we got
a giant like squared out Minecraft fry, like more of
that let's go square box all the time. But they
did crush one.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Hundred and sixty three million dollars at the box office.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
And it's just the beginning.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
This first one. I don't know. Thunderbolts is that Marvel movie.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Okay, you got Thunderbolts coming out, Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning,
that live action Leelo and Stitch, Jurassic World Rebirth, and
Fantastic Four First Steps coming out.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's gonna bing bing bing.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
They're hoping that this is gonna be back to a
little bit of the old normal. But who knows if
all those are gonna hit.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yes, we will see.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Speaking of money, Bill Gates recently revealed that his three
children will inherit less than one percent of his wealth.
He says, this is not a dynasty. I'm not asking
them to run Microsoft, and he said giving them a
ton of cash wouldn't be a favorite to them. He
says he wants to give them a chance to have

(05:34):
their own earnings and success. One percent of one hundred
and one point two billion dollars is still a billion dollars.
So these kids, they're gonna be fine. Bill Gates Dad
not gonna be giving them, you know, his whole his
whole thing. But I bet there's still gonna be okay

(05:54):
with the one billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, it's probably a burden. If you have one hundred billion,
one billion, you can kind of fall into the ether.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
You can manage.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I think the big story of the day is your taxes.
They're coming up. They're due on April fifteenth this year,
and many Americans say that the amount that they pay
for federal income taxes is unfair. A recent poll from
Gallup found fifty percent of surveyed adults remained unhappy with
their income tax rates. Of course, the poll also shows
that most believe corporations and wealthy people don't pay enough.

(06:22):
Yeah you think. A Gallup analyst said that the decline
in perceived fairness is likely tied with inflation.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, the tax on the middle class is as bad
as it's ever been.

Speaker 5 (06:33):
I think if I knew exactly, like, wouldn't that be
a trip if you could see like an itemized list
of like everywhere your tax dollar goes.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh, and it's like, oh, this went here, this went there.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
You know why that's crazy because you're making sense, right, Yeah, And.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
They're like, oh, well, we spent about a million people's
worth on rocket fuel or jet fuel.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Or all kinds of ridiculous cool just to shoot around
the skull.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeh.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
So it's like every once in a while, we'll, you know,
if we do good in the ratings and stuff, we'll
get a special little something something.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
But they take like forty percent and.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
That's not an exaggeration at all, And.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
That percent of the that of that bonus check is
taken and.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
They're doing that to every bonus in Americas.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Crazy.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
That's robbery, it's out of control.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
All right, we have we we uh.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
I will say this though my dad is British and
I will still say we fought to get away from
England so we wouldn't get taxed too much.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, here we.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Go, Mac, it's happening.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah we were fine. No ninety nine seven. That's a
McLoughlin scheverlet text line.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
Hang on, you're listening and Laura Drew and Laura so uh.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
People take ubers. I like to take them when I've
been drinking. Vacations. I love them, right, vacations Like I
when I just went to Disneyland, I don't worry about
a taxi and just call an uberl fast and it's
really nice. So people leave things in ubers all the time.
I've ever personally left anything in an Uber.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
I left a six pack of beer once that I
was taken to a party. I was like, hey, guys,
can I drink some of yours because it left mine
in my ride?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
But there's an Uber driver out there like score. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Yeah, you're hoping they don't contact you and you just
get to crush those well.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Uber released it's twenty twenty five list of lost and
found items. Yeah, and there are a lot of bizarre
things that have been left in Uber rides over the
ever over last year, such as a mannequin head with
human hair. You know, but that was probably for haircut training.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Probably some asthetuian.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah that makes sense. At first, I was just like
someone's getting super weird. But yeah, that does make sense.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Someone left a live turtle and an uber Oh no,
and this is really important, A five gallon bucket of beans?
Is it?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Like, I'm so done with this. I don't know why
the beans? Does that go with a turtle?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Do they don't? E?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
No, I don't think that was really What kind of
beans we talking? Are these?

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Like?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Are they cooked already or are they wrong?

Speaker 10 (08:59):
I know?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
My guess is it went to Costco or something. You
gotta be go five?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
How do you forget your five gallon bucket of bea.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Because that's heavy.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
That's a lot of beans. Commonly forgotten items like phones
and keys were also reported, with New York City being
deemed the most forgetful city.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Now, losing your phone in the ubers the worst because
that's the way you call them back. You're just done.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah, what do you do if you? I mean, what
you do?

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I guess you just the Uber driver remembers where you
were and brings it back.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
No, I mean how often do you think that happens?
Because then they don't have a way to contact you.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
It's a real perfect storm, you know, like to lose
the lifeline to the Uber. I mean, I'm sure there's that.
It happens all the time, but never letting go of
my phone in there.

Speaker 11 (09:45):
Now.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Unique items that were left in ubers were things like chainsaw,
a chainsaw somebody left Ghostbuster's ghost trap.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
No if I had if I was driving Uber and
some dude with a chainsaw tried to get in my car. No, fam,
we got to leave the chainsaw outside.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Well, when you go on vacation, they open the trunk
and yeah, stuff in there, so you do have access
to their trunk. Yeah, you know if that's the deal.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Other word things include fresh breast milk, live lobsters, and
even passengers divorce papers. So oh no. Apparently, food items
like one hundred and seventy five burger sliders already prepared.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Bummer man, do you just go to a corner and
just light up people's lives with sliders. And what do
you do? You now have all these sliders.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
They left a whole crave case that maybe it's for
your ride, your next nineteen rides, I'll get free slider.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Guys, with your Uber ride comes a free slider and enjoy.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Get one hundred percent rating on that.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Everyone gives me five stars, gets a slidey.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, so there you go. Just make sure you take
everything when your uber shows up real quick. Before we
go to break here, I want to talk to Celtic Oddity.
Remember this dude was at our bacon a beer party
at our Halloween edition.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Last did some pretty outrageous things.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, I stabbed himself in the cheek with a needle.
He's laid on glass. I remember that, Celtic. What's up dude?

Speaker 12 (11:09):
Hey, what's up guys?

Speaker 2 (11:12):
How is the the cheek stabbing be going.

Speaker 12 (11:16):
Awesome? Doing outstanding? I actually have an opportunity this weekend
for your listeners to come check me out and some
other people, and also for all those beer drinkers. Gigantic
Brewery and The Weird Portland United are collabing to do
a new beer release and celebration of the Pecuirear Ariums
fourteenth anniversary here in Portland.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
What's it called the Pecuiar Area.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
That's that's in northwest, right, it's like Slaptown.

Speaker 12 (11:44):
Yeah, it's in Slabtown. Yeah, it's a museum of all
the weird, crazy things.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Oh that's perfect for you.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, Alley, you should be on fire out in front
of that.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Do you have any new tricks? Are you like putting
things in orphices or what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh my god, come on now.

Speaker 12 (12:01):
I do have a new trick. I lift the twelve
pounds bowling ball with the family jewels.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Wasn't that far off? Stop? We're always evolving in this
support of his bro.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Damn it's aggressive.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I just literally that did that thing right as a man,
I grabbed the I want to do that.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, well he won't if he.

Speaker 13 (12:23):
Doesn't, because so yeah, if they're not, anybody's busy Saturday
from six to nine at the currier Aium doing a
beer release celebration.

Speaker 12 (12:36):
I'm doing my side show. We've got Christina Railing, who's
going to be doing some hoop and spinning. We got
the Demon Cage who's going to be doing some magic.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Demon and I know that guy. Yeah, all right, dude, Well,
all right, that's lifting a bowling ball with your your nuts.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Okay, that's just aculiarium or are you.

Speaker 12 (13:01):
Just teasing that, just teasing that I might do it
for the next bacon and beer.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
All right, all right, we'll talk about dead lifting it,
all right, Celtic. Well, good luck this weekend and we'll
talk to you soon. My friend, all right, seeboddy, Jesus,
my goodness.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
What inspires somebody to want to do that?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Somebody's got to do it.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I was gonna say, he's got.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah, slightly stretched.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
All right, Hey, we'll be back.

Speaker 14 (13:30):
And now, Bruce Sports, here's Drew Well.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
The Lakers last night were trying they're trying to prove
their spot in the playoffs, so instead of resting their stars,
they played them against the top seeded Oklahoma City Thunder.
And it was an interesting situation for the star, Luka Doncic,
who had already had a technical foul in the game,
and he hit a real complicated shot where he probably

(13:59):
should have been fat Well, he'd been jawing back and
forth with a fan in the front row for the
better part of a quarter. He's known for this. His
thing is, is you know, if you're gonna talk to me,
I'm gonna talk to you back. I'm not just gonna
sit there and let you berate me. Well, the problem
is the ref was standing directly in front of that fan,
and when he looked over and gave the fan the business,

(14:20):
the ref thought he was talking to him and threw
him out of the game.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
And here's the sad part for La, not for anyone
who loves to see them squirm, but LA was up
a point when they threw him out in the fourth quarter.
They end up getting blown out in the end. He
had to sit at his locker and wonder what happened there.
After the game, he did say, I don't know anything
about why he threw me out. I was talking to
a fan. And finally, good news, the Blazers did not

(14:47):
lose last night. The bad news is they didn't play
at all. I actually so on my screen, I have
them as my favorite, like my main thing at the
very top of my bar. So when I glanced up
during sports yet yesterday Utah Portland looked like it was happening.
It didn't. It's happening tonight. So I'll lay on the
sword there. My bad six o'clock tonight you can catch

(15:08):
at rip City Radio six twenty am. There's your sports.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Thank you, Mitch Jario. We are just ten days away now,
you guys from another trash bandits where we're going to
clean up a park and the neighborhood around it. That
park is Lynz Park, Yeah, in southeast Portland, my old
stomping grounds. Let's do it, and we have some spots
open online. There's limited guest spots, are spots available on
the list, so just go sign up because you need

(15:32):
to know how many grippers and trash bags to bring
one O five nine in the brew dot com. But
we're gonna be there at ten am Saturday, April nineteenth
at Lyns Park and then for the next two hours
just clean up the city and you help you teach
your kids some responsibility in community service stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Yeah, and I also just put a link on our
Instagram at one O five nine the Brew. So make
it nice and easy for you to go and sign
up and we'll.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
See you there. Yeah, come hang out with the show
real quick. I want to tell you about my friends
over at the Advocates. If you've been in a our
accident and you've had to deal with the insurance companies before,
you already know what a pain it is. They always say, hey,
we're gonna take care of you. You know, you pay
them every month to get taken care of if that
time comes. But as soon as that time comes, they
become difficult. That's why you need to reach out to

(16:14):
the advocates. Kenon Donnie have been doing this a long time,
and they're gonna make sure that the insurance companies pay
you what you're owed, because that's really all you're asking
for when you're, you know, recovering from an accident, that's
all you should be focusing on is your recovery, not
the stress that the insurance companies brings. So let Kenon
Donnie take care of it. Advocates Law dot com is
a website. They've actually gotten over one hundred million dollars
for their clients and they want to help you out.

(16:36):
There's no risk to you, all right. They don't get
paid until you win, So reach out to them. Tell
them Tanner, since you advocateslaw dot com. That's Advocates law
dot com. When you've been in an accident, you need
more than a lawyer. You need an advocate.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
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Speaker 11 (17:00):
Hey, good morning, Bruclu.

Speaker 15 (17:01):
The ball trucker here was listening in on the segment
about stuff left behind in Uber cars. I was wondering
if you guys have ever been in an Uber and
heard an advertisement for the advocates Actium Plumbing or jeep
Agresham And did you guys you know what you guys do?

Speaker 10 (17:16):
Did you guys?

Speaker 15 (17:16):
Let the driver no, be like, Hey, that's me, that's me.
That's one oh five nine in the broof I'm listening
here on the iHeartRadio app, my only preset.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Hell yeah, there's a lot in there.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Ye love that he wants to talk about that stuff.
We you chat it right up. I'll talk about his tank.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
All day long.

Speaker 8 (17:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
There was one time I was in an Uber in
a in an Exfinity commercial came on, Oh yeah one
of my commercials, and I didn't say because I don't
like I don't think I sound the same as I
do off the.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Air like you're a quieter rider, too very quiet.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
And so anyway, the commercial came on and I was uncomfortable,
thinking like, oh, is he gonna notice?

Speaker 11 (17:49):
But he didn't.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, but yeah. I didn't say anything to him. I
just got but right then he bought a bundle.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
It was crazy.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
I was like, man, I got to call and get
my cable set up.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
I've never been in an uber when like, well, that's
not true. Never mind, that's not true. I have no
I've I've heard my own voice on the radio before,
but normally.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I mean an award winner, you're on every stage.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Shop But no, I have absolutely been in a lift
or an uber. When the brew was on and I
just like look and I'm like, oh, yeah, one of
five there.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
You just hope like one of our one of our
spots doesn't Airy Sat or Drew Laura coming up all
the balloons, Oh god, who are these?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah? I get on.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I get uncomfortable, but it's cool. I appreciate people listening
and thank you. Download the iHeartRadio app for your cell phone.
Send us a talk back anytime.

Speaker 10 (18:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Our first ever tanner Drew and Laura beat my meat
competition Casey and Beef Water meeting off.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
You said Casey and Beef Water, Casey and Drew. You
said it enough times. Everyone knows, everyone knows.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yes, it's happening Friday, finally the first ever beat My
Meat competition. We're gonna see who can cook the better
Tomahawks steak. Drew or Casey. They both talk pretty strong game. Yeah,
both fairly confident, and I honestly don't know who's gonna win,
but we're gonna find out on Friday.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
I also feel like at this point the votes are
kind of split.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Like at first I thought it was going to.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Be Beef, but people people putting their confidence in Beef
just because he talks a big game all the time.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Nice Beef and his name is Beef.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
But now that we've been talking to more people, it
feels like it's kind it's closer to a fifty to
fifty split.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
So I don't know, we'll see.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
I mean, anyone can win. It's really gonna come down
to your mouths. It's it's what you guys like. Also,
I mean, you like I could make a great steak
and you could hate it, you know, so who knows.
I just hope that the steak that I make is
the one that when you're at the restaurant, you're like,
I hope it's like this. I have the luxury though
that I've known you guys for a long time, and
especially Tanner, We've talked a lot of steak. Yeah, I like, yeah,

(19:49):
I've got an idea, But I also can't cater it.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Just to you. I was going to say, I mean,
we've got a professional food critic from the Portland Mercury.
He's going to be on the judging panel. She'll be
actually on the show at nine thirty this morning. We'll
talk to Andrew Dame would and yeah, so you can't
just focus on me, You got to focus on the
whole last so, plus you have a wild card and
a listener like I don't know there, Yeah, a listener's
gonna be a judge. Of course, Colin from Goldberg Jones,

(20:13):
who's sponsoring the entire thing, will also be a judge.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
I just have a question, So are you allowed to
season each steak differently? Because it's gonna be a big
cut of meat, So are you allowed to like season
portions of it the way you think Tanner would like
and then like cut that part off and serve it
to tanner.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Most most people would not season a steak after you
start to cook it, you know, not with dust, right, Yeah,
you could use a butter or something else, but to
add a dust at the end would be could be
a little bit hairy. I think the idea is to
have it all be going slice it off, you all
get the same thing. Okay, and let's ride.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Well, we've got some spots open on the guest list
if you'd like to come down and bring a friend
and watch watch the competition take place. We're gonna have
donuts and coffee, and I think people are gonna be
able to taste the meat up there, So come on down.
But we actually need to put you on the guest list,
so they actually don't come on down.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Call us, Yeah, call us first, make sure you're on
the guest list, and then come on.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Let's put a bunch of people on it right now.
Eight six six four four five one of five. Nine.
We got a handful of spots open.

Speaker 16 (21:17):
Well.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
I gotta take twenty five listeners total, but they can
also bring friends. So eight six six four four five
one oh five nine and make sure you listening Friday morning,
the first ever beat my Meat competition. I'm so excited. Yeah,
it's one of five nine the brew Tanner.

Speaker 17 (21:31):
Drew and Laura your list youner, Drew and Laura, all right,
coming up in about thirty minutes, we got tickets to
see the Blazers take on the Warriors on Friday night.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Nice. Nice, I've been to a Blazer game in a
long I don't think i've been to one of this season.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah, it's it kind of blinked and it's over. Yeah,
and it's just a few games left and the chance
to go see Steph Curry and the Warriors. He's a
future Hall of Famer. That's some great stuff there.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
So we'll have tickets here in just a little bits.
In the meantime, let's do this and now.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Drew and Laura's dumbass of the day.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
A middle school principle has been arrested for a shoplifting
attempt called skip scan skip.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Scanning self checkout and you try to fail.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
That's exactly what it is, where you just don't scan
every single item, or maybe you ring something up as
like a banana.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
You play dumb to it, you know, say, oh I'm
pretty sure I know it.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Well, This middle school principal in Florida has been arrested
for attempting to pull an amateur hour shoplifting stunt that
his own students would be like, dude, come on, you idiot,
you could have done better.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Just hide it in your sweatshirt.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Gregory Lewis is now an administrative leave from his high
school after he was caught skip scanning at a local
Walmart store. Lost prevention officers say that Lewis was placing
a bag of disposable foam plates between items of higher
value at the self checkout stage.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Oh okay, so this is a well planned out scheme.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
It's putting foam plates around everything.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Officers say. Lewis admitted to the attempted theft after friends
told him how he had done it. So, uh yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Just kind of like a I think you got to
play dumb till the end. Now, I'm not telling you
to be an idiot criminal, because that's what's driving up prices.
But as soon as you tell him your toast you're
a principal, you got to cross your arms up and
be like I would never hear it.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Well, and I also feel like I also feel like
you could get away with that unless you're trying to
take like a copious amount of stuff. But it was
it was just a couple of things where it's like,
oh man, I'm sorry, I thought I scanned this, Like you, you.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Don't bring up a pair. I don't think they're gonna melt.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
Downb No, these people, though, it becomes routine.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, I'm like my buddy Dave. He told me he
goes when I go to the grocery store, I have
to decide which item I'm not going to scan like
he does it every time.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
See that, to me, that's brutal because my anxiety alone
would be like, I'm not going to risk my future
and my integrity over an avocado.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
This is what's really said. Apparently, the items that he
tried to steal include light bulbs, bacon, and butterfly shrimp.
Total value of thirty seven dollars and forty five cents.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Those scramp trely brought up the price there at the end. Wow,
they were butterflied guys. I mean, the guy needs to
have something to eat.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
So I think I want to know this morning, dude,
are you like my friend Dave? Do you skip scan?
And if so, what's the last thing that you didn't
ring up when you when you went to the self
checkout line, what's the last thing? You're just like, I'm
gonna ring this episode bana or just not ringing it
up at all? What was it?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Well?

Speaker 5 (24:27):
And now it's tough because not ringing something up is
challenging because as soon as you put it in the bag,
it's gonna be like, uh, excuse me, we detected that
there's something there the ring up even if the weight
is wrong, Like even if you ring up a banana
and try to put an egg plant in there, they're like, noap,
that's not zero point five pounds.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
The thing that the one the safe way by my
house is so sensitive. I feel like if I a
if a piece of paper falls on it, because yeah, yeah, exactly, so.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
What I do to feel like a real rebels. Sometimes
I won't pay for my paper bag.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
I'm done.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
That's that's about. It's extreme it.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Yeah, when they tackle Laura in a crosswalk over ten cents,
she just gets taste. I don't do it on purpose,
but there's definitely been times where I'm like.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Did I did I pay for that bag?

Speaker 10 (25:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
The last thing I didn't scan and it wasn't by accident.
It was kitty litter because it's at the bottom of
the cart and I just didn't think about it. Is
that expensive?

Speaker 4 (25:21):
How much?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, it's like twenty thirty bucks.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
It's fairly expensed.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, so they wouldn't be happy about it, No, for sure. Well,
what's the last item you you've refused to scan and
you you skip scanned and got away with your secret?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Is safe with us?

Speaker 18 (25:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
A scan nobody knows what you are eight six six
four four five one oh five nine. You can also
shoot us a talk back message through our iHeartRadio app
or a text message through our McLoughlin Chevrolet text line
at nine eight one nine seven. So, Drew, you say
you don't do it intentionally. You don't know what lost
Adam was.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
You know, I when I was a kid and a teenager,
I stole a ton like just because I had no money,
and I'm not proud of that. But I don't steal
it all now and definitely not on purpose. Right, all right,
I mean it's not a very fun answer.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
No, no, No, that's it's it's the best answer on.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
An upstanding citizen thief.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Well, it's just basically I don't want to risk everything
that you work for.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Yeah, because I mean that would be tough to uh,
to explain to the girls.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah, it's like, well, I did want I wanted pretzels,
and I didn't want to buoy them.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
This text from thirty nine sixty two says, the last
item I didn't ring up was a whole batch of apples.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
So how do you get away with it is at
the bottom bottom of your cart?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Or see it? Or do you move so fast where
it looks like you scanned it but you didn't m hm,
and you just maybe you don't maybe you don't put
it in that area where it detects the way.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Just put it right back in the Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
And also I feel like sometimes even when the light
is flashing, and this is what's scary, is that when
an attendant has to come over, usually they'll just like
scan their card and beat bob boob.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Done and not even pay attention.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
But I mean, you still have to have that interaction
with a person who could potentially bust you.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
And when it comes to fruit. I don't know if
you guys have ever seen people do this, but what
people will do is they'll ring up the cheap apple
and get the good apple.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Oh, I've definitely done that where it's like these are organic,
but I'm not going to tell the computer that.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
But you're like, oh, you have red Apple, Delicious, super
Soft and gross pop Pop and then you get the
good price.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
What is the last item you skip scanned? Yeah, and
you just decided to not scan and walk off, walk off.

Speaker 11 (27:26):
Of Good morning, Brew Crew. I don't go through a
self check out.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I don't get paid for that. Ship also can't say
the s words, sir, can't say we got pretty hot there. Yeah.
Anywaylinschverley text line. More your calls and texts coming up
in minutes. Happy Wednesday. It's one of five nine the
Brew Tanner Drew and Laura.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
All Right, this high school principal got arrested for skip
scanning t a where you know you decide it's not
ring up a couple of items at the self check
out the grocery store. My friend Dave does it every
single time he goes to the grocery store. I've done it,
but by accident. But we want to know if you
do it consistently. And if so, what's the last item
you skip scaned.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I kind of love that he makes it a point
to do it. Every time.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
He goes.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I have to decide which item it's going to be,
and that's like a game for him.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, And I feel like when you're a repeat offender,
that's when I'd be worried that they've got you circled.
Like you go into one store on a road trip
one time and you do that, you're probably getting away
with it, but just coming back.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Got some text messages coming in on a McLoughlin Chevrolet
text line at nine eight one, nine seven. This text
comes to us from seventy oh two. It says duraflame
logs that they didn't scan up. They didn't scan some
duraflame logs and just walked out.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Like that's another thing where maybe you leave it at
the bottom of your cart.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, play dumb, Yeah yeah. Mexican coke is what another
person said.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Okay, see those are tough because that's in a glass bottle.
You know, like that's not an easy Like I feel
like it's easier to steal something you could throw around
a little bit, right.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I'm Mexican coke. I was thinking something else. This from
seventy six seventy five says meat department at Costco dropped
the ball and price some briskets as whole chickens for
three ninety nine for the briskets and a dollar forty
nine for the chicken. I bought three of them through
the not self checkout, so a cashier had to scan them.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Okay, So, but I mean that sounds like a them problem.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
So I also sound like you just scored some You
put yourself at risk for no reason. Why not go
to self checkout with those things and boom, You've got
brisket for years.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Let's go to Jason. Good morning, Jason. What's the last
item you skip scanned?

Speaker 19 (29:39):
I wouldn't say it scanned it exactly, but a few
years ago, I needed some some change for my tires, uh,
and they're really expensive that I didn't have the money.
So I took a pack of kool Aids that's like
ten or fifteen cents whatever, and I kind of just
put it over the bar code.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Of the.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Oh now, my, I'm glad you got away with it,
because I honestly, just last week I saw someone get
arm barred on TikTok for the same thing. It was
kool aid pack.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
So what do they do?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
So they so every every kol Aid pack it has
a barcode. So a lot of times self checkouts just
waiting to hear. And so if nobody's standing right there
to review that you just did kool aid and not
the chains, you're likely going to get to the door
before anyone ever notices oh wow. But if they do
catch you, you're in a situation where they're like, you
just scanned kool aid and you're like nah, and they're like, yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
I don't know if you could get away with that now,
just because of the whole weight thing, Like obviously a
packet of kool aid doesn't weigh as much as tire chain.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
And if you've seen how many cameras they've at it now,
it's like five.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
And I heard a story like a month or two
ago about a guy who was doing this constantly to
the same grocery store and they had a record of
all the time.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
See that's what I'm saying, Yeah, you keep going the
same place.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
The chance to do it. Thanks Jason, we appreciate it.
Let's go to Richard. Good morning, Richard, what's the last
item you skip scanned? His name is Mike. Here's Richard.

Speaker 20 (31:11):
Thank you, Laura, Thank you Laura again.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
We'll fix your color. I d who the hell is that?

Speaker 20 (31:17):
I can't, I can't. I wish I could.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Who's Richard? Is that your dad?

Speaker 20 (31:20):
The family thing? It's my wife's father, my father in law.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Yeah, and you yeah, yeah, Dick.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
The last name is rich.

Speaker 20 (31:31):
Tie that up come Christmas time. That'll be flying around
come Christmas time.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Nice, So tell you what's time?

Speaker 20 (31:39):
I got a question kind of for Drew. I'm in
the same boat. I got two girls the same age
as him, and more not not more often not, but
quite often we would find something in our bags or
when we get home that we didn't scan, that the
girls may have been holding onto or put somewhere that
we didn't know. And I've gotten a little like a
little ten dollars stuff one time, and I'm like, where
did this come from? Looking a receipt, it's not there.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (32:01):
I happen to you, Drew.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
You know, I haven't had that directly happen with my girls.
I've had them try. I haven't gotten home. I did
this as a kid, for sure, yeah, I and I
was busted eating the produce by my parents and stuff,
and then chastised in public. But I I shake them
down now they're getting a little older now, but I
shook and continue to shake them down upon exit because

(32:23):
they're too into the stuff. They don't want to let
it go.

Speaker 20 (32:26):
Right yep, yep, yep, right.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
On, buddy, seeing my fixed out color, you call Dick
Wetzel and you tell them let's go to Syrian Steve,
the man, the myth, the legend, Syrian Steve. Why do
I get the feeling you do this a.

Speaker 16 (32:41):
Lot, bro, Come on, man, I did not, I don't.
I don't do it anymore. But no, but you know
it's my favorite. One time I I forgot uh water
on the bottom.

Speaker 12 (32:56):
Of the cart.

Speaker 16 (32:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah a car and I'm like, oh crap,
I forgot the water. So I put it in the
car and to receive one back inside. And I stood
back in line, and then you know, came up to me.
Mike turn and the lady.

Speaker 13 (33:09):
Looked at me.

Speaker 16 (33:10):
She goes, what you just here? I said, yeah, I
forgot to pay for something of water to me. She goes,
you waited and liked to tell me to I just kind.

Speaker 12 (33:16):
And go home.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Oh that's nice, that's nice, which she didn't know. Is
he Pilford a bag of skittles right there as he
was talking to her?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
All right, Steve, appreciate bro, I watch things nice. Things
like that don't happen to me. I just feel like
people see my face and they go, I'm not helping
this guy.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Actually, the opposite of what happened to Steve, like I'm
getting lost prevention.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
You wait there.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
That happened to me with a step stool once.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
After I first moved here, I realized I got out
of the parking lot, I still had it under my cart,
so I went back in. But I went through the
self scan and like just bought it that way. I
should have gone through like a cashier and then maybe
they would have.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Let me off the Yeah yeah, the robots don't care
about Yeah no, pay me now, beat up, hide Stannard.
You and Laura, what is the last item that you
skip scanned at the grocery store? That's you? Hello? Oh hello, Yeah.
I could hear you breathing into the phone.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Sorry, I'm going over a bridge.

Speaker 20 (34:14):
It's tiring.

Speaker 21 (34:15):
Hey, uh, it's.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Not me right now.

Speaker 21 (34:19):
That did it.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
But I went to Home Depot I was building like
a fan a couple of years ago, and I checked
out with the guy. And when I got back to
my car, I'm like, man, that was a really cheap trip.
And I noticed he didn't scan like five things on
my list. I'm like, oh, well, well that's weird. And
then home people are the kind of the guys help you.
They kind of the hand scanner or scanning things. So
I went back couple weeks ago and the same dude
was there.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
And so I was like, I'm gonna check out with
him again, and sure enough I watched him. He only
scan like two of my ten items. He's like, all right, man,
have a good day. So I think he was. He
was just screwing over Home Depot the third time and
he wasn't there anymore.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
So I think, give me the address, immediately, send me
a picture of that.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, I'm going there today. He's like, I've had it,
you want it? You got it?

Speaker 22 (35:02):
Yea.

Speaker 16 (35:03):
His name is Gary, you guys.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I remember when I worked at Target, my first job,
my only job, it really wasn't in radio. There was
a guy, an employee there who was a friend of mine.
I liked him, and he got fired because a cousin
of his came in and he gave him he didn't
scan half of his cart and he filled the cart
and the guy, dude, the cops showed up. He got fired.
He didn't get arrested, but he had a court date

(35:26):
and all this stuff because you think he was a
miner at the time.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
In this day and age, they probably would just take
you right down to Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
But like dude, they're they're watching those things.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, and it's getting more intense because we get these
news releases every every day basically, and almost every week
there's one where they pick a city and they're going
they're going to catch twenty thirty forty of these people.
They just might be at your grocery store next, So
we carel thanks for the call, bro.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Did you Yeah? Don't hey one one thing? Did you
guys hear the story? There was a girl, Fred Meyers
that she was staff prevention and someone was stealing money
out of it self scanners and so they hired her
to go look for it ended up being her. So
he had had a private investigator and they actually found
out it was heard that was stealing the money. I
was with that prevent she She's.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Like, I'm almost to the bottom of it as she
pulls up and he rolls Royce.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
This text comes to us from ninety six to sixty
eight says, last time I went to self check out,
the person in front of me scanned all of their items,
bagged them, and then walked out without paying. And so
I'd have the scanner cleared by an employee.

Speaker 11 (36:31):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
And then so at that point, did they go back
and grab your picture and put you on the party?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:37):
I would imagine that's probably agree how that one guy
got caught, you know, because he kept going in there
and they knew that he was doing it making a record,
and then eventually they're like, dude, you've sold thousands of dollars.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
That is so bold to go so far as to
scan everything and bag it and then be like, nah,
not paying for that.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah. Do you think that was a mistake or was
that intentional? It's intentional.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
It can't It could be, but it probably isn't.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Got a little talkback messages talk to send us one
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you did not scan at the grocery store?

Speaker 23 (37:16):
Hey, good morning crew.

Speaker 24 (37:17):
I just found out recently off of a podcast of
two local detectives here in the Springfield area. One is
married to Yardley Smith. Anyways, apparently Walmart has some of
the best camera footage out of all the convenience stores.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Doesn't look like that on the on the TV.

Speaker 24 (37:36):
Definitely avoid the Walmart because cops even are like, that's
the best.

Speaker 18 (37:40):
Can't get any better.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Because when I see reflection on that TV, like right
when you walk in, it looks like the low definite
footage from the nineties look.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Like a serial kid.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
But Walmart, like what is like three different times and
during the Grand transition, they just kept changing their self checkout,
so maybe they've got it dialed. I don't know the
talk back.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Basically, I don't know if it's a skiff scan.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
But I went to home Depot one time and bought
eight sheets of plywood and they only charged me for one.

Speaker 11 (38:10):
And I didn't say anything.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Wow, Yeah, it must have been Gary.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
This text come to Us comes to us from thirty
six seventy three. It says I'm Just like Laura, I
refuse to pay for shopping bags, so I always say
no bags at self checkout.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yeah, And I mean, what are they gonna do? Bust
you for five cents get out of here?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
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Speaker 7 (38:47):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Laura Portland's rock station one of five nine the Brew
Its Tanner to and Laura. All right, we want to
know what's the last item you skip scanned at the
grocery store. This Hi school principal actually got arrested because
he stole less than like forty dollars with the stuff
by not scanning at the self checkout line. Brutal way
to go down. My buddy Dave does it every single
time he's at the grocery store. And we want to

(39:12):
know if you if you also make a habit out
of it. What's the last item we got to talk
back to our iHeart ready.

Speaker 25 (39:16):
What When Freddy's first started doing self checkout, I used
to get six packs a bud like Tall Boys, and
it would ask single or multi, and I just always
put single. I did that for like three years, probably
probably got twenty thirty six packs like that.

Speaker 11 (39:31):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Wow, that's not bad. I just as to do that.
You got to be bold, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
And be willing to take the heat if it happens.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Let's go to Jason. Good morning, Jason. Hey, yeah, good man,
I call it.

Speaker 19 (39:45):
Good to talk to you guys again.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Oh awesome, Well, good good talking to you. We'll see you.
Was that it? That was it?

Speaker 22 (39:53):
All right?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Checking in? All right?

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Coming up next. We got some tickets to see the
Blazers play the Warriors on Friday nights. Callers ten and
eleven the what we need eight six six four four
five one o five nine.

Speaker 14 (40:06):
Drew Laura Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, all right, Friday night,
the Blazers are playing the Warriors. Yeah. I want to
say it so badly. Warriors come out and play to
get it out.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
It's it's an attack.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
I needed to get it out. Do you know what
movie that is?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Suicide Squad?

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Oh, for God's sake, it's a It's all in the title, Laura.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Come out and play. Uh, Chucky, just stop.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
It's called the Warriors Game over. Oh well, what's what's
it about coming out and play? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah, it's about battle.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Okay, it's about battle.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
We've got these tickets all this week with a fun
game we like to call the five and ten game. Ah,
it's a very simple game, or at least you think
it is until you hear the ticker in your ear.
We're gonna give you a category and you just have
to name five things in that category in under ten seconds. Easy, Yeah,
you think so. If you lose, you have to listen

(41:17):
to us give your tickets to somebody who did absolutely
nothing though.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah, the guy felt just short yesterday. It's not as
easy as it seems.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Right, Let's go to Garrett's in Sandy. Good morning, Garrett.
What's up brother?

Speaker 4 (41:31):
How you doing now?

Speaker 21 (41:33):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Was the last time you were in a Blazer game?

Speaker 20 (41:37):
Oh sometime last year.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
All right, Well, we're gonna get you tickets and you're
gonna be qualified also for the cores light silver seats,
which are we've set in those before. Their incredible seats.
They actually built this. It's like a riser in the stands.
You get an amazing view of the court. Yeah, you
get like a drink cooler. There's a little cup holders
that chill your dreams. Nice, charge your cell phone. Yeah,

(42:02):
and then swag back and a big giant swag bag,
a bunch of cores light stuff. So we will quote
your qualified for that as well if you win.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah, all right, this could all be for not if
you fail here.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
All right, Garrett this morning, your category is magazines. You
have ten seconds to name five magazines.

Speaker 21 (42:20):
Go, oh gosh, oh, National Geographic, there you go, Sports, Illustrated.

Speaker 5 (42:32):
Boy, two and a half out of about a bajillion.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, we did this offt the air, and yeah, there
was like the Rolling Stone. There's Mad Magazine, There's Vogue, Yeah, Hustler, a.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Lot of stuff, good health keeping.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Cherries on the one, hang on the phone.

Speaker 21 (42:52):
The magazine.

Speaker 10 (42:54):
You get.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Halfway through two and a half. Yeah, you get two
and a half.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
So you have to letus give your tickets to somebody
who did absolutely does he not understand the game.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
The fact that he's blown off.

Speaker 20 (43:06):
I thought Sports Illustrated was the magazine you needed a
name five.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
You need a name five magazine.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I was still going, you have to ten seconds.

Speaker 20 (43:14):
Thank Okay, okay, I see I see in the title.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
All right, Now I am really hoping Laura and the
Warriors and this like I feel like this is.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
A muffin together.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
We I think, really I would like a muffin.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
The guy in the other line has to rub this
in because now I don't know. Yeah, this guy, you
gotta rub it in. Bill. Congratulations, you're going to the
Blazer game on Friday nights.

Speaker 21 (43:38):
Sweet, Thank god.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Maybe you should take Garrett. You know, he sounds like
he needs a weak.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Doesn't deserve it. He thinks you have a half hour
to make a last second shot. Garrett already already hung up.
All right, hang on the phone, will get your information.
All hang on, very good.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Sports Illustrate not a magazine it is. Yeah, you have
ten seconds, ten seconds the first seven seconds win and
you went, oh god, that ate up your time. All right,
let's go to Jason. It's standard you and Laura. Good morning, Jason.

Speaker 19 (44:16):
Hey, how's it going.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Oh, Jason's hanging in there.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
This is the third time he's called today. What up, Jason?

Speaker 19 (44:26):
Oh No, trying to get the tickets. I was hoping
maybe the second guy didn't.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Get off the second guy price pigs wins automatic. All right,
Coming up tomorrow, we'll have more tickets to the game,
and you'll also have a shot online at one of
five nine the brew dot Com coming up here at
the top of the hour, we're gonna hear a funny
story from Laura. Apparently she was in one of those
emergency situations when you go to the bathroom, you do
your number two and then you realize you don't have

(44:53):
any toilet paper. Uh, and then what do you do? Yeah,
she has to use something else other than toilet paper.
We'll find out what that item is and that we
want to know what did you use when you were
in a bind? Did you like, rip off a sock
you got to use what you gotta use, or did
you use your hand and then wash up? Later on?
Oh eight six six four five one five nine your
calls coming up.

Speaker 11 (45:13):
At aliens, dan Or Drew and Laura will be back.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Stories sound to go around the room and share what
we think the biggest stories of the day are these
aren't necessarily the biggest stories, just what we think the
biggest stories are. Laura, you want to go first, I.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Can go first.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
I think we're all pizza lovers in this room, so
this is very exciting. The Portland Mercury's Pizza Week is
back market on your calendars Monday, April fourteenth through April twentieth.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
You can grab some of.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Portland's finest pizza for just four bucks a slice, yeah,
and a whole pie for twenty five dollars. You can
see the fullest of participating restaurants and there are a
lot of them and all of their special slices at
Portland Mercury dot com.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
And we're gonna have Andrea Dame Would from the Portland
Mercury on the show later on this morning. We'll we'll
ask her.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
About that's right, absolutely big story to me, guys. We
think we all have a little piece of our life
watching Full House Growing up.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Well, the iconic Victorian house from that show in San
Francisco is sold for six million dollars now. It's located
on postcard Row. The four bedroom home was originally enlisted
for six and a half million, but actually rolled down
a little bit fans will recognize its famous front door
in the bay window, though the interior scenes of the

(46:32):
show were filmed in a Hollywood set.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Yeah, there's no way that that giant house would fit
in that tiny little the set. That giant house.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
There was so much room in that living room that
would be a fifteen million dollars.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
They show that skinny home and then like then they
show the massive living room and I'm like, where's all
the space?

Speaker 4 (46:48):
And then you go through to the back and there's
like a full blown kitchen, like you're in the burbs. Yeah,
and not on postcard row, guys, And I'm surprised. Six
million is all it is.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
That's what I thought. I thought it was a little low, Yeah,
because San Francisco's already so.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
I think that, like there have been a lot of
complaints about location, and you have to put up with
so many tourists in your front yard.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Like the picture I saw of like there's a park
across the street. Yes, yeah, it looked like there were
one hundred people just gathered taking photos of the house.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeah, So if you if you don't like being in
the spotlight, that's probably not your house.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
I think the big story of the day is a petition.
A new petition to rename the Nashville International Airport and
honor of Dolly Parton is gaining traction.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Supporters of changing the name for Parton gathered nearly fifty
thousand signatures on a petition to rename the airport. The
petition organizers believe that renaming the airport after Parton would
be a fitting tribute to her impact on Tennessee in
the world.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Well, if you think about John Wayne has an airport,
it's not out of the realm of possibility.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
I think a Dolly Parton airport makes sense to me.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Great, I think that's what is Is it just the
Nashville Airport now?

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yeah International?

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Okay, so it's not named after somebody else. Yeah, they
might as well name it after Dolly Barton.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
So are they gonna do that to us at some point?
Because we're just a PDX, I mean.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
The rambling Rod Portland International.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
It looks like no, the TDL International.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
We're still working on the Amphitheater.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Okay, all right, more of the stories online at one
of five nine the brew dot Com coming up next.
We want to know what did you have to use
for toilet paper during an emergency, like you rent, you
went to the bathroom, you did your business, and you realize,
oh crap, there's no toilet paper here. What'd you use instead?
Eight six, six, four, four, five, one five nine.

Speaker 9 (48:30):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
So we've all been there. You go to the bathroom,
you do your business, and you reach for the toilet
paper and you go, oh god, there's no toilet paper.
It's just like one or two tickets and that's it.
One or two sheets.

Speaker 21 (48:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Uh, it sucks when you have to get up and
do that weird walk close to get the wattle, to
the closet to get the toilet paper, or to another bathroom,
and you just hope that you're you're at a you're
at a position in the bathroom, break that that's not
gonna many clean up. I look like a after if
I've done that, I look like like a cowboy's been
riding a horse for nineteen hours.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Yeah, so chafed that you couldn't dare let those thighs
rub together.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
But it's happened. It has probably been it's been a
bit a couple of months. Since that's happened.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
It's not that long month.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
That's pretty recent.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yeah, a couple of months, very recent, luckily, Like the
to where I keep all my toilet paper is literally
five feet from the toilet, so I just have to
get up and.

Speaker 21 (49:24):
Just like do this.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah that's enough though.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
And then I use like nineteen dude wipes. Oh yeah there,
you got to clean up after that. But we want
to know what did you use an emergency? You didn't
have any toilet papers, so maybe you ripped up a
sock or My trick back in the day when I
would run out of toilet paper, when I was like
in my early twenties, Yeah, I would take because you
still get phone books back then then move. I would

(49:47):
take sheets from a phone book. And if you rip
a sheet out, just one sheet of paper from the
phone book and crumple it up in your hands and
then stretch it out again, it's super soft and works.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Yeah, and now it's not as good as toilet paper.
At the ridging that you get from that crinkle gives
you some.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Because if you just do it without crinkling up, it's
just it's slipper. It's true that afterwards it's not a
good idea that I did.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
That is a great question, Laura, because the side effect
to this is you kind of have to, like, if
you want them not clog the toilet, you kind of
have to like tear away the bad part when you're
done and like or tear it into paper mache.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Bits because full pieces they linger. Yeah. Sometimes I would
let it sit there for a little bit so the
water would degrade it. I'm still thinking too, have to
sit in there for ten minutes while So.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
I spent a lot of time living with groups of people,
bunches of dudes in college and stuff, and there were
times where we had no toilet paper, so there just
was a phone book there like that was that was
par for the course.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
For over a week at a time.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Use, yeah, come on, And it was always at least
a backup because nobody went to go refill a role
when you're nineteen, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
So what did you use? The reason we're asking is
because Laura was in the situation the other day, right
you were.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
It was pretty recently. This was a couple of weeks ago. Okay,
I was at fred Meyer. I had been out running
a bunch of errands and I was like, I got
to hit fred Meyer on the way home, but I
already had to kind of go to the bathroom, and
I was like, let's fine, all this stop quick trip
running and I'm going through the self checkout line and
I was like doing the thing where you're like switching

(51:31):
legs and you're like oh, and I'm like, I don't
think I can't make it home, Like I am going
to have to buy the bullet and use the nasty
fred Meyer bathroom.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Which to me is a tragic situation.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
It's not ideal. They're not ideal great, but I felt
that I had to do it. So as I was
leaving the self checkout, because I know there's a code
on the door, I was like, what's the code? And
he gives me the code, and I'm like, I'm trying
to like just like maintain my composure. But I'm like
scurrying to the bathroom and I get in and I

(52:04):
do my business and I look around. I'm like, of course,
naturally there is no toilet paper. There's like a couple
of like torn up squares on the floor, and I'm like,
I usually I can't.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Usually they always have like four or five rolls in
one of those public bathrooms.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Yeah, but there was nothing. So I was looking around
and I'm like, and honestly, I feel like I lucked
out because this could have been way worse. But I
looked and I saw the liners that you sit on,
like the paper liners that you can asks.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Yeah, I was called I was called them toilet Doiley's
beef water.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
And I'm like, well, that's not ideal because of like
the material. They're kind of slick, but I know they're
flushable because they're designed to be flushed. So I was like,
all right, I guess I'm using the askasket. So I did,
and it worked surprisingly well. Still, there were some weird
noises coming from the stall next to me, and it

(53:03):
wasn't a pleasant experience, but I felt pretty accomplished. I
was like, all right, I got I got out pretty
easy on this one.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
The double side of that toilet doily that you were
using there is it is designed to be the opposite
of toilet paper, to be non absorbent.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
So yeah, it was slick. Well, you're having to go
uphill on this deal.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
It's it doesn't have the crinkle ability of Tanner's yellow Pages.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
You should grabbed a phone book. Lore should have grab
a phone book, well, which they're They're all over the
place these days, right, do they even make them anyone?

Speaker 4 (53:37):
It's like nine pages and it says go online.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
So we want to know what did you use in
an emergency instead of actual toilet paper. Let's go to
line one. It's Tanner, Joe and Laura. Hi, who's this, Adam?
What's what? What did you use in a pinch.

Speaker 12 (53:57):
Hardware store? And to get in there and I do
my business and there's no toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
But I just did the sensible thing.

Speaker 12 (54:03):
I called the store and I.

Speaker 20 (54:05):
Was like, hey, I'm in there.

Speaker 18 (54:06):
I'm in here taking a crab.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
No, that's what this is.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Brilliant, Laura, that's so embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Yeah, But like I went under, what else are you
gonna do?

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
You can't you can't hobble walk to the toilet paper aisle.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Well, it's the same thing when I have to do
the hobble walk to the door to unlock it and
then my wife has to enter a destroyed bathroom to
give me toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
That is part of it.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Yeah, I mean, if.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
You sit down without realizing this toilet paper, that's the
punishment you deserve and you know, before you open the
door and go amy.

Speaker 10 (54:39):
He just.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
So, what did the sales associate like? What was their reaction?
Did they laugh?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Or I think he cracked the door up and threw.

Speaker 12 (54:50):
She handled like the giant roll from the store underneath
the stall to.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Me, a lady, did I think you? Said?

Speaker 14 (54:58):
She?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
It was like that'd be bold. She's like, I'm going
in there.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Wow, Well, at least that's not a bad idea. I
think I might do that. It's embarrassing, but it's better
than It's better.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Than having to use the the slick.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
All Right, dude, thanks for the call. Appreciate it. Let's
go to line two. It's Tanner, Jow and Laura. What
did you use for toilet paper?

Speaker 6 (55:18):
Morning guys, Number one listener, High Bullitch Maverick. How's everybody
this morning? I'm sure my fellow elk hunters can relate.
Eastern Oregon. There are not a lot of beautiful leaves
to give you an option. There's a lot of pine needles.
So I have had to take my knife on my hip,
cut my underwear off, and then hope that you can

(55:42):
get your business done in one fell swoop where you
don't need more than what you got. Yeah, and you're
gonna have some. You're gonna have some mud butt for
the rest.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Of the day.

Speaker 7 (55:50):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
First of all, you guys, the fact that hell, like
you know, I travel, I travel with a bunch of
little girls, so we always have baby wipes.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
How you elk Hunts aren't traveling with that type of
stuff like that would be It'd be like, I'll bring
my granola bar if there's a room outside of my wife.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I went to Disneyland last week and one of the
number one things that I made sure to pack was
dude wipes. Because you're walking around you all clamming and everything, well,
you also get shaped if you don't keep yourself clean exactly.

Speaker 13 (56:17):
Amen.

Speaker 6 (56:18):
Amen, you gotta find water late in the day, and
then you're gonna have to no matter what the temperature is,
you're gonna have to buck it up. And you know
you're gonna have to clean yourself up the.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Hand the day in the wild. We appreciate it. Let's
go to line four. Hyads, Tanner, Jew and Laura tell
us what did what did you use for toilet paper?
When you ran out?

Speaker 18 (56:42):
I had to make a socrifice?

Speaker 2 (56:44):
What?

Speaker 20 (56:46):
Well, yeah, you take your sock off.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
And so I thought he was talking about a soccer ball.

Speaker 18 (56:55):
No, yeah, I was as a young scout, like I
was out on a hike and there was no bad
was around, so I had to go find a spot
to do my business. Event Yeah, you loft my boot
and use my sock and then walk with one one
foot no sock for the rest of the day. And
now that I'm an eagle scout and I'm always prepared,
I've got wipes in one pocket, i got a bandana
in a pocket, I've got extra pair of gloves.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Like, Yeah, I think anytime you put yourself in the woods,
that's what you do from then on out. You always
bring the proper tools.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Because I'd want to ask you, Tanner, like the idea
that if it's sock or underwear, like the last guy
said that, I think.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
I'm going underwear because your socks your fortant for the hike. Yeah,
Lieutenant Dan said it best.

Speaker 18 (57:32):
You underwear for that to be an option, though no.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Eagle scout goes free balling, unbelieve every day. Wow, smell
you already, man, Thanks for the call, appreciate it awesome.
Thanks gummed up over here. Let's go to is this Dallas?
Hey man, tell us what did you use for toilet

(57:57):
paper in an emergency?

Speaker 16 (58:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Kind of simwhere than the last guy.

Speaker 12 (58:01):
I used to be a scout and I had to
use my handkerchief watching.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
That's not bad, right handkerchiefs? Okay?

Speaker 10 (58:07):
Which is?

Speaker 2 (58:08):
I mean, it's it's coming.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Kind of sucks that, you know, you had to sacrifice
your favorite hanky.

Speaker 12 (58:13):
But yeah, but I mean, how long you're just popping
the shower.

Speaker 19 (58:17):
I'm not even doing the wattle.

Speaker 12 (58:18):
I'm just moving over to the shower. I'm not yelling it.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Got some talkback messages coming into us on our iHeartRadio WAP.
You can send us one any time, download them for
your cell phone, and once you have the Bruce Rimming,
press the microphone button to record something.

Speaker 26 (58:33):
Hey guys, I had a buddy growing up that every
time we were out deer hunting, he would have to
take an s in the woods and he would cut
off one of the sleeves of his T shirt and
use that. But the guy wasn't bright enough to cut
the other sleeve off and pack it around with him,
So by the end of the week hunting trip he

(58:53):
had I don't know three four or five shirts with
one sleeve on, and then he looked like a dumb mass.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Well, he doesn't just look like one. I think he
is one.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
You know, if the shoe fits another?

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Talk pack?

Speaker 8 (59:06):
What's up?

Speaker 11 (59:07):
Dudes?

Speaker 8 (59:08):
And Laura? AJ was set in stone A. One time
when I was a kid, I ran out of toilet
paper and the only thing I had to use in
the bathroom was the actual role that the toilet paper
came on. So I have it was not very pleasant,

(59:28):
it was very very rigid, but I got the job
done enough for me to get off the toilet.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
How do you do it?

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Have you've done that, Laura, I've done that, but not
with a toosy I've done it if I have gone
number one up there, because you just kind of dab it.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
I honestly, I don't think this is the worst idea
if you have nothing. If you've got nothing, I'll tear it.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
I would tear that anything right, anything better than my skin.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
The idea just sounds uncomfortable and terrible and like just like,
how do you actually do well?

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
You know, when you look at the role, it's in
a spiral. So I think you just have to have
to mind you Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Ninety one, nine to seven, that's your text line. A
lot of the phones are blown up right now.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
A lot of people need to carry some wipes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
We'll take your calls next.

Speaker 14 (01:00:15):
And now Bruce Sports, here's Drew.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Well, it is no more March Madness. But the good
news is it is Masters week. They kind of dial
it in like this where you don't want to have a.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Pile up of sports.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
So now the biggest golf tournament of the year is
upon us. They've already had the Champions Dinner with no
Tiger Woods because he's trying to nurse back to health
after that Achilles injury. So weird that you can be
in your fifties and still be considered someone who they're
they're reporting on every year about them being in the tournament.

(01:00:52):
But Tiger will be Tiger.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
And is exempt and can be at every single major
tournament for the rest of his life. Pretty awesome for him.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
We'll break down who is the favorite to win that
thing tomorrow morning before they actually tee it off, because
even though you can bet on the stuff live, you
can get the locked in odds before the first tee
of the day. And finally, trail Blazers Jazz Tonight. This
one's on the road in Utah, and the computer model
loves the Blazers. Here it is a little sketchy. Danny

(01:01:22):
Odvi is a game time decision, and so is Anthony Simon's.
But these last couple of games are kind of a
reader of what we're gonna do moving forward. Who's gonna stay,
Who's gonna go. Joe Cronin, the general manager of the Blazers,
has been given a contract extension, so the fire sale
is not happening in the front office as they are
going to continue the build. Six o'clock tonight, favored by

(01:01:44):
six and a half Rip City Radio six twenty am.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Go Blazers.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
There's the sports.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Yeah, all right, come on next, we got Beef water
in here. We got to talk about our steak cookoff
competition coming up Friday called Beat Our Beat My Meat.
H Yeah great, all of.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Our is getting beat. It's just Drew and Beef watering.

Speaker 11 (01:02:03):
A universal beat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Yeah, they're gonna find out who can cook the best
Tomahawk's steak. We'll talk to them coming up next. And
we got to put some people on the guest list.
If you want to come down and watch that. We'll
do that right after Billy Idle Happy Wednesdays, Tanner, Drew
and Laura on one of five nine in the Brew.

Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Drew and Laura Laura.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
So we want to know what did you use for
toilet paper? When you realize you didn't actually have any
toilet paper, you said down, he did your business. You're
wrecked to the bathroom and now you are stuck. What
did you use your sock or a lot of people
are saying the use socks and underwear. That's like the
big thing. I think I would use my undershirt because
I always wear an undershirt, and I think I would
just take my main shirt off, rip up my It's

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either a wider block undershirt and then uh just use
that even the tiny rags out of it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
And yeah, even if you just started with the sleeves
and worked your way to center. Depends on how much
of a tummy ache he got. You know, fifth time out,
you'll be glad he saved a little shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
We got to talk back message through our iHeartRadio.

Speaker 22 (01:03:01):
App Morning Brew Crew. So walking home from school and
Albuquerque had to go, couldn't walk another foot ended up
having to go under a bridge.

Speaker 21 (01:03:14):
Uh, and then use.

Speaker 22 (01:03:19):
Crusty, old, dried up newspaper that had been probably soaked
at some point. Oh no, uh, not pleasant, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Oh my god. The head down Charlie Brown walk that
he did after that had to be on another level.
On a camping trip, once I used a pine cone.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
I've heard that pine cones are actually not back.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
You got to go the right direction, right, So I
wiped exclusively with pine cones for two weeks on outward
bound of things. So yeah, soft and like Tanner said,
go with the grain. They'll they'll bring you home all
day long.

Speaker 11 (01:03:54):
How were you not just raw two weeks of that?

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
So basically what you what you do is you don't
get when you think pine cone, or you know, any
sort of cone that comes out of a tree, not
the hard, bristly one that you buy at the holidays.
It's more it looks like a torpedo and they're wettish.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
You know, did you trumple up a bunch or you
just use one one at a time and you just
walk it back, and you walk it back and then
you huck them in the forest. Yeah, because they're kind
of soft and I could see those working when you're
out of that thing. It's like they always say, like
try to get a leaf, but you need a leaf
with ridges or with some sort of pine cone. I

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use was one of those hard ones. Oh god, I
just you just went the right direction. It's still great.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I mean, well there is you know, there's some that
would send you to a hospital. So you just got
to find one that's right for you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Beef water, What have you used in a pinch?

Speaker 11 (01:04:43):
I have never been in a bind that hard.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
U ever, you're in your forty whatever.

Speaker 11 (01:04:49):
I'm one of those guys. I can hold it for
a week if.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I have Oh no, that's not good for you.

Speaker 23 (01:04:52):
Yeah, I've gone a whole road trip and not gone
to the bathroom.

Speaker 11 (01:04:57):
Like I don't enjoy going in public places, right, but.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
At your age, I mean it's enjoyment. It's in the
twenties or whatever, that was easy. But now you're now
you're rather you'd rather suffer and like sweat.

Speaker 11 (01:05:10):
Yeah. Actually it was like unless it was gonna go down,
no matter what.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
But you never used a sock or no.

Speaker 11 (01:05:16):
But if I was in that position, I probably just
use my underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:05:20):
Yeah, you got the most coverage.

Speaker 23 (01:05:21):
Sure, it's more than gonna give you more than a
sock would, right, and uh I could get by without
them for the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
This text comes to us from sixty eighty one. It says,
Dan here, big fan, I've had to use newspapers, the
empty roll from the toilet paper, and notebook paper that's
toilet paper.

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
I feel like you could crumple all of those things up,
just like the foam book pages and make it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
It's not as good. I've used notebook paper before. It's
not nearly as good as the Phoneboo cheep.

Speaker 23 (01:05:46):
You use the wide rule, not the colony crumbling up
first was a great tip.

Speaker 11 (01:05:51):
I didn't take that into considering.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Yeah, that's that's the way. It gives it, like some
friction and grab the debris and grabability.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. You can't have a SnowCat without a
sharp ed We just.

Speaker 11 (01:06:02):
Textured it real quick, all right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Thirty ninety five says when I'm out of the out
in the woods and have no mountain money, I use
my sleeves unless it's a nice shirt or it's already
been donated. After that, it leaves it leaves to a
After that it turns into a belly shirt. It's the
last and the lastitch effort is the sock got it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Okay?

Speaker 21 (01:06:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
Because and if you had a if you're out in
the woods, you probably have a high sock, so you
could probably cut the top half of the sock off.

Speaker 23 (01:06:28):
I think the moral of the story here is if
you go down the woods, were layers right like you're
oh yeah, make sure you've got something on under whatever
you're wearing.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
I feel like a sock would be last resort because
when your socks are compromised, or when your feet are compromised.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
It's just so uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
It's a miserable Plus ten sheets of toilet paper in
your right front pocket, you're not even gonna notice it.
It's right in there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
This text Come to Us, comes to Us from nineteen twelve.
It says I've used I've also used paper towels at home,
or napkins when we run out of toilet paper. Sometimes
even baby wipes, which I know aren't good for the toilet.
This one says, I remember, just three months ago, I
had to use a toilet seat protector just like you, Laura,
and a substitute of toilet paper or for a substitute.

(01:07:07):
So she's she's right with you, Laura.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Good okay, which.

Speaker 11 (01:07:10):
Also tip of the cap great solution. I thought, all right,
that's thinking also.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Well, I mean, you're just looking around looking for possible
but like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
One little tiny roll is not going to get you
a lot of I mean, you're not going to get
all everything.

Speaker 23 (01:07:21):
But then I heard and then I heard you mentioned
that there was a neighbor next door, and that whole
thing just gives me anxiety. I don't want to be
sitting next to somebody else doing this.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Yeah, but I mean, the way I thought of it
is that they're probably in a more dire situation than
I was at the time, judging by the noises that
were coming from a stop.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
You know, so this text says my brother gave him
poison oak to wipe his butt back back in the seventies.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Or probably not, probably not on purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
You know that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Back to that paper towel thing, for one second. Everyone
knows not to put baby wipes down. Paper towels will
destroy your world. And Tanner, I've told you this before,
but I used to live across the street from Ottson
Stadium and I was having a prefunk party for a
duck game, and a buddy came through. There was no
toilet paper in the bathroom, so he grabbed some paper
towels off of the washing machine and did his business.

(01:08:16):
He destroyed the party like the entire thing was.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Clogged and unfixable. Not even paper towels are not even
in a ballpark of toilet.

Speaker 11 (01:08:24):
The same thing. The breakdown's not the same, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
You get a bounty. Yeah, whatever they call it is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
This is this Christian? Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (01:08:40):
This Tony. At my age, I don't leave home without
a roll of toilet paper in my vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Really, that's a good plan, just in case.

Speaker 21 (01:08:48):
Just in case I have to have an emergency.

Speaker 12 (01:08:51):
I've got something to clean myself, some fibers.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
So how old will I be, Tony when I when
I finally bite the bullet and throw that in.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
The glove box. I'm sixty three, okay, So who knows
if I've got If I'm completely incontinent at that point,
I can't judge Tone.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
It's not a bad idea, completely a continent.

Speaker 12 (01:09:11):
I just know that sometimes nature calls and you could
be in the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Always be ready. Yeah, it's true. Thanks to the call, brother,
We appreciate it all right. Coming up on Friday, I'm
excited for our first ever beat My Meat competition. Casey
and Drew are going head to head to see who
can cook the best Tomahawk's steak. And I mean it's
it's it's going down, man, these these two are you know,
it's starting to get a little testy, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
I think once everyone found out that there was going
to be a.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
Food critic involved, the participants got a little and we're
gonna be more serious about the competition and we.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Will talk to that food critic. Her name is Andrea
Dame Wood. She's from the Portland Mercury. We're going to
talk to her in like an hour. But yeah, it's
it's going down Friday.

Speaker 9 (01:09:54):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I know Drew did not appreciate your comment yesterday.

Speaker 11 (01:09:58):
Yeah, he's a little hot and I didn't mean for it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
You said when you said to Drew, well, there's one
guy who's cout hundreds of pounds of meat and then
there's Drew.

Speaker 11 (01:10:04):
I mean technically thousands, but hey, okay, go back on hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Yeah, I'm sure you've been on the scale making sure
that's in the thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Drew didn't appreciate that comment. He even brought it up
on the Donkey Ship.

Speaker 23 (01:10:12):
I want to tell you, speaking of appreciating and not appreciating,
I don't appreciate you guys continuing these conversations when I'm
not in the room to defend myself.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Well, we.

Speaker 23 (01:10:21):
Always I had delivery Bird Court coming into my office
yesterday going, oh, there's still going on about it in
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
You tell little Narki mcnarkerson to stay out of your office.

Speaker 23 (01:10:28):
Oh, y'all, it ends when I leave the room. We'll we'll,
you know, we'll circle back when we're all together. I
don't need a bunch of back end conversation. But you
appreciate your opinion. You've been back and forth all right.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
To be fair, though, Tanner and I did have a
brief conversation about about Drew while he was out of
the room yesterday. On the end, nobody flipped out, yeah,
keep keep your head.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Yeah, and you know that the door is always open.
If you want to be in here, you can be
in here.

Speaker 16 (01:10:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
I didn't want it, all right, Well, it sounds like
you I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
But you know, yesterday we did kind of realize that
Casey is confident enough and he thinks he's gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
He finally admit it yesterday.

Speaker 11 (01:11:07):
I never said I thought I was gonna win.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
Yes, when you're blind, When that mystery source called in,
you said, you're like, well, yeah, I mean I think
I'm gonna do pretty well.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:11:20):
I that's different than saying I think I'm gonna win.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
You it is implied that you said yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:11:26):
Well, implications are one thing, saying it's another.

Speaker 23 (01:11:28):
I have purposely never said I'm gonna win because there
is the reality that I may not.

Speaker 11 (01:11:33):
And then I got to go back. Do you think
Drew is gonna not say something should he win? Yes, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
You both are going to be saying I'm just saying.

Speaker 23 (01:11:41):
I would have to hear about it. So there's only
so much you're going to say in the front because
you know it's coming back. So I'm trying to h
to ride the middle.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Today is a very important day, though, because beyond the critic,
which is also very important, Casey and I have to
take a long, quiet car ride today together to pick
the meet.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
You sure you should be together, she should drive separately.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Yeah, we might have to do that. As long as
we meet each other at the at the market. But
this is so important to me at least, And I'm
guessing to him because I don't have a visual on
what three pounds of a tomahawk looks like right now.
I mean, I have a general idea, but you don't
normally cut a cut, you don't cook a cut that big.
So I'm excited to see the marbling in the side.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
And I gotta say, that's the only thing that makes
me nervous for you is that you haven't done a
tomahawk in a while, and you haven't cooked on a
charcoal grill in ten years. That's like my only concern
other than that, I think you you know, you're pretty
good at what you do riding the bike.

Speaker 11 (01:12:34):
He's got to have no problem.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Yeah, But then there's everyone who has eaten your steaks. Case,
he's saying, case, he's a pro, he's been paid for this,
he's a professional chef. Look and they're all in his family.
But they have been saying that is true.

Speaker 23 (01:12:46):
There are plenty of people that I don't even know
if called in and saying they think that I'm gonna
I'm gonna whip you hard.

Speaker 11 (01:12:51):
But my point is is I've spent a lot of
time doing it. I enjoy it. It is a hobby
of mine. So yeah, am I the best in the nation.
Absolutely not. There's plenty of people that do it way
better than I do. But in my neighborhood, probably pretty good,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Like he takes it seriously and all jokes said. I
take it very seriously to just to I want to
satisfy the people who eat with me. It's like an
old animal instinct, right, Like it's a if I feed you,
I want you to be hungry for more, and I'm
just hoping it's a little bit better than beef water.

Speaker 23 (01:13:25):
Reality is, we're cut from the same cloth. We do
the same thing, we have the same like our love
language is the same thing, and we love to feed people.
We love to cook for people, and we enjoy when
people tell us what we cook for them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
I'm not to hear about love languages.

Speaker 26 (01:13:38):
The guy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Yeah, there will be blood, don't you worry.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
This thing will go. This is gonna go full tilt.
It's happening Friday morning. Tanner Joanlor's first ever beat My
Meat competition. One person will win a brand spank, a
new charcoal grill thanks to Goldberg Jones divorce for men.
The other will go home with no manhood. Let us
no grill, no grill.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
I've already separated a spot for it. It's gonna be
weird to put.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
That's pretty cocky. I liked you though, uh huh mm hmm.
You guys are going to Gartner's today to get the stakes,
and to.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Me, this place is the mecca. Like, I'm so glad
it's here because Partners is the best butcher shot.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
And thanks to Jerry from Gartners for supplying the meads
for us.

Speaker 11 (01:14:33):
And appreciate for us.

Speaker 23 (01:14:34):
He's waiting for us to get there, getting up extra early.
He was gonna hang out, zip coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
And wait till he sauce, hang some beef and wait excited.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
So alright, well then you too. I mean, I wonder
if do you think they're going to talk to each
other afterwards?

Speaker 13 (01:14:47):
Laura?

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Of course, the question is that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
Although I do and did on on Friday, it's gonna
be all business like. I don't think there's gonna be
much conversation happening on Friday morning.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Yeah. Well yeah, I think afterwards, whoever lose is going
to be bummed and the other one's going to be
trying to pull them out of it and it's just
going to be not happening.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I'm sure salt in the wound.

Speaker 11 (01:15:08):
To have a good time and here Drew snivel a
little bit and it'll be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
All right, It's happened Friday. It's all gonna start at
six am and we'll talk to Andrea Dame Wood from
the Portland Mercury who's a food critic, and we'll be
a part of our judging panel coming up at nine
point thirty. You, Drew and Laura Portlands Rock Station one
to find the Brew Tanner and Laura, sorry I wasn't

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paying attention, that's mine.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
We were we were working on we're working on a project,
working on a top secret project over here.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
We actually are, and it's going to be on our Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
So I guess what's going viral right now is people
are making these little and Chad GPT they're making these
little action figures of themselves. Yeah, and I've already seen
it this morning, going through Instagram and Facebook. I've already
seen a lot of people sharing their yeah, their action figures.
So if you go, that's what we're doing, right now
we're going to Chad gpt to see what Tanner, Jo
and Laura look like as action figure.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
I say, we're gonna pretty damn cute.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Well, and it's like all these things you want to
get in on the first day because by Friday you're
gonna kill somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Yes, everyone's doing it, but right now it's still fresh,
so it's cool. So it'll be online here in just
a few minutes at one of five nine in the
brew dot com. Just click on Tanner, Drew and Laura.
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Portland's rock station one of five nine the Brew. It's Tanner,
Jew and Laura. So a list has come out of
the top casual dating chain restaurants pay all right, So
like if you know you want to take your wife
out somewhere or your your new boo, I guess this
is just like the casual place.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
All right, Yeah, because if you want to go bougie.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
You're going to blow a couple hundred dollars. So the
chain that has taken the title from Olive Garden, which
has held that since twenty eighteen.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
Whoa, which doesn't surprise me. I mean, all the way
back to Homecoming, everybody date night cheap.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
I went to Olive Garden for Homecoming dinners. Yeah for sure. Yeah,
it looks like the Texas Roadhouse is number one in
the list.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
And we don't. I don't think we have those here.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Well, they have them in south of here in Eugene.
They built one at a mall, So I think it's
slowly drifting. To me, it's just cooler lighting at the
same old thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Yeah, the one thing that I love.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
Honestly, I used to I'm a big fan of the
Texas Roadhouse. I'm being honest. It's better than it's better
than outback in my opinion. But even when I was
this is how much I love the Texas Roadhouse. Even
when I wasn't eating meat, I would still go to
Texas Roadhouse and get a side, salad, inter sides and
eat the rolls because they have this cinnamon butter.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
That's really delicious.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
And I would just sit at the bar and drink
margarita and eat like my sides and salad and rolls.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
The Outback Steakhouse though, And I don't know about you, Tanner,
that was always a place if you. It wasn't like bougie.
It wasn't like a ringside steakhouse now.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
But I'm addicted to their bread. But you could definitely
you could make I mean, And maybe I was just poor,
but I feel like you could make your date feel
good at an outback without absolutely destroying your bank account.

Speaker 14 (01:18:26):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Last year, Texas Roadhouse enjoyed a fourteen point seven percent
increase in sales, bringing in five point five billion from
their six hundred and sixty four locations.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
Damn dang.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
They also opened twenty six new locations in twenty fourteen.
So maybe we'll get to Maybe we'll get to the
Texas Roadhouse here soon. In Portland, that'd be nice. But
Olive Garden did come in in second, so they're still
up there.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
I haven't been to an Olive Garden in years. I
canna tell you the last time I went to Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
You eat there, you're full for a month Yeah, they
give you so much food. It takes me like two
days eating.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
So rich too.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Yeah, it's a counterproductive thing though, if you're in now,
if you're a long term couple and you're not going
to go home and do it or whatever, that's one thing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
But if you go to.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
If you go to O G, one or one or
both of you is not able to perform. Just a
side ache that comes with the amount of posse you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Got to your lips. Taste like bloodsticks, Yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
That's I mean, that is delicious, buttery goodness.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Secondhand red sticks is not not the fascination as there is.
So you know, if you're looking for some ideas, So, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:19:25):
Wish we had Chili's. I'd be taken. I'd be taking
Amy out for some crispers, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
Great menu, it's two big if a men, you worked there, jus,
I know it's true, but it was not a great experience.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
It's like, you know, my wife worked at Applebee. She's
not allowed to like have a real opinion because she's
been behind the walls.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
No, because there are restaurants that I've worked at, Like
I've worked at Chimmy John's, i worked at Longhorn Steakhouse.
I'll still go to those places, Okay, I'm not going
to Chili's though.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Well you don't have one here. What happened to the
I remember that the the owner got in trouble for
embezzlement or something like this. I remember the guy got
in trouble shut them all down.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
I mean he's lost the it's been ten to fifteen
years that he's lost the license. Somebody else could buy it. Yeah,
why do we not have a chili I mean it's
and the building is still across the freeway here taunting
us the ghosts of the Crisper.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
I also read that Chili's is like having this big
resurgence right now, like people love.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
By the way, Oregon's the only state in the US
without a Chili's restaurant. And they ran the baby back,
Baby back, Baby back. Still see the commercials. I still
see Chili's commercials. And here in Portland, man just hook
it up that they've been close. Its twenty fifteen, so
ten years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
Yeah, like, build a new one and keep it roach free,
do me solid? Well, now you're asking maybe you're you're.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Throwing a ton of shade and asking a ton all right,
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Speaker 7 (01:20:58):
You're listening to Tanner and Laura, Drew and Laura.

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La Portland's rock station, one of five nine to Brew.
It's Tannered to and Laura. So are you okay with
your doctor smoking weed?

Speaker 10 (01:21:11):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Would you be fine if your doctor on his off
time just smoked up a couple of blunts now and
then or hit his bong.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Ye, as long as he's not stoned while he's in
the office with me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
A new survey found that most Americans feel that same way.
It looks like patients are largely comfortable with their doctors
using marijuana outside of work. According to this study, as
a matter of fact, fifty six percent of people say
they're okay with it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
I think we're in a place where we kind of
pulled back the curtain, like, at least here in the
Great Pacific Northwest, we realize that you're not the devil
if you smoke pot, and you're not going to be
impaired tomorrow. He just go you went to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
He probably went to bed earlier. Than you would have. Now,
I don't know that any of my doctors smoke. I
wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
If one of them does, but I wouldn't tell you discussed.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
I don't think they're gonna tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
But also, but I've had doctor tell me I don't
care about pot. I've had doctors tell me.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Also if you think about.

Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
Alcohol, like, I'm sure your doctor drinks alcohol or maybe
they do, and I'm sure you know if that's the case,
they've come to work a little bit hungover before you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Know what, two whiskeys, it's gonna be whipped impair you
tomorrow more than weed.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Yeah, So what's the difference?

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Like, now, what if your doctor came in high as balls? Hey, Laura,
nice to see you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
I'd be like, bro, hook me up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
You want to Rice Krispy Tree.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Yeah, I might still be down.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
You might be okay with that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
I mean, god, if he's doing his job right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Yeah, Listen, if you're one of those people who can
only function on pot and you're my doctor, like, smoke
it up, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
I mean, I see some of the most talented people
in the world get high all day. They're not high high, they're.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Just had a little bit of pot. But it just
depends on how you handle it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
Along those same lines, though, if you can't function without
being stoned, I don't think I want you as my doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
Well, it's also that's there. It might be their coffee
or whatever, and not all when you going to be
in Stone, Laura, that's like on the borderline of like hallucinating.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
Other people are like, Okay, well that just feels like
I have a soft buzz, you know. So it's hard
to put everyone in the same boat on that. Yeah,
but I don't know it to each their own. If
you don't want them stone, that's your right.

Speaker 14 (01:23:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
And also they're probably not gonna tell you. That's gonna
be their little secret. Is there drug testing in the
medical field. There's got to be ready feel like.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
They're above that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
No, they've got to do something totally joking, like they've
got to do some sort of I would imagine there's
some sort of testing for doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
Yeah, and if they want, if they find out, like
somebody says you're impaired, they probably test you immediate. Yeah, right,
like I think my doctor was high or something, They're
gonna test you, like, because if you're doing surgery, you
probably shouldn't be in your bake blaze.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
Overall, about twenty five percent of people strongly or somewhat
disagree with with doctor smoking weed out outside of work.
They don't like it. Uh so you know it's a
small portion. And listen, if you're if you're getting your
job done and you're my doctor and you're not like
baked out of your mind at work, I don't care.
Why what I care?

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
And there are full states that don't even want to
legalize it and just think it's that that and cocaine
are about that same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
So welcome to Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
Yeah, it's not not everybody's got their head wrapped around
it yet.

Speaker 5 (01:24:11):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
More on that story online now at one of five
nine the brew dot Com Happy Wednesday, We're gonna talk
to Andrea Dame Wood from the Portland Mercury here in
minutes on the Brew banner Drew Laura, Who's it gonna
be Who's gonna be the the better man come Friday morning?
Is it gonna be Drew, my good buddy of twenty

(01:24:35):
almost twenty three years?

Speaker 14 (01:24:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Or is it gonna be Beef Wotter, my good friend
of like three years? I love both these guys very much.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
I think that all comes into play though years are
important and should be mentioned.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
So you're saying that I should definitely like just be
on your on your side. I think, whether it's conscious
or not, your tongueill to or your tongue will come
my way. Okay, that sounded weird if you take it
all the context, but I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
Yeah, save that forever.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
You can use it when I'm going beef wodter.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
You're two days will away from the big cookoff before
we get Andrea Dame one on the phone. Is there
are any concerns? Are you nervous?

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
No?

Speaker 23 (01:25:06):
I At this point, I'm just ready to do it.
You know, I've been training for this fight for weeks
now and I'm just ready to tussle.

Speaker 5 (01:25:13):
We've been talking a lot about are you nervous? Are
you nervous? But are is there excitement? I hope that
goes along with this? No?

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
Well, I think it's funny because I asked, and Beef
Water's been very gracious since and he has some tool
extra tools that you use with a charcoal barbecue that
he's offered me up. But when I asked him, I
was like, so what's the deal with briquettes. He's a
little touch and go on sharing with me exactly what
kind of briquette, how to go about choosing britte.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
The grill is going to be the exact same, but rot.

Speaker 11 (01:25:45):
You are welcome to anything that I have.

Speaker 23 (01:25:47):
I only said that for the sake of if you
had a specific charcoal in mind that you like to
use or you're comfortable with, I would roll with that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Mm hmm. All right, so well, listen on the phone
right now. Her name is Andrea Dame Wood from the
Portland Mercury. She's an actual food critic.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Thank you so much for coming on the show and
llwing yourself to our level. We appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
Someone who actually knows what they're talking about in this category.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Yeah, now, Andrea, you just literally wrote an article about
steakhouses for the Portland Mercury. I'm looking at it right now.
Portland steakhouses, what's the secret.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
And it's about the old dogs, the old school steakhouses,
which makes me excited.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Yeah, tell us a little bit about that.

Speaker 10 (01:26:29):
Yeah, I mean the steakhouses that have lasted the longest
in Portland. Are these really old ones? And there's some
of the oldest restaurants in the city. It just shows
how much people for all of our you know, we
love vegan and all that stuff. In Portland, we're low
key out there eating steak.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Yeah, we love our meats. That's right now. Is that
because do you think that's because they're like the name
recognitions there or is there food just that good?

Speaker 10 (01:26:54):
I think it's really consistent. You know, it's name recognition,
and it's also tradition. You're going there for your anniversaries,
your birth days. You know what you're gonna get. It's
gonna be a real good steak, real good onion rings
if you're at certain places like Ringside and uh, just
really good celebration.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
You know, I've got a buddy who he lives in Utah.
Him and his wife fly to Portland and stay downtown
on their anniversary every year and go to Ringside because
that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Wait, is that the one that caught fire recently?

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
I did have a fire shut down for a little bit.

Speaker 16 (01:27:24):
M hm.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
That's too bad and hopefully that'll bounce back.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
So all right, So Andrea, the plan is Friday mornings.
You know you're gonna you're gonna taste the meat without
knowing which steak you know it belongs to, right blind tastes. Yeah,
but you're not gonna know if it's true or cases,
and then you're gonna have to decide because we don't
want to, you know, muddy the water.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
And you also have the luxury of not really knowing
either of them.

Speaker 11 (01:27:48):
So that's not true. We're going to dinner tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Yeah, I wrote her name.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
I wrote her a direct message all about my center
pitches of my kids.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Now they're gonna be cooking three pounds tomahawk steaks. The
grill is going to be the same, The steaks are.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
Going to be the same, even intimidated.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Why do you think that's a Do you think that's
a bad idea?

Speaker 10 (01:28:10):
Well, I mean it's actually hard to just straight up
grill on a grill is hack steak? Usually you're doing
a lot of reverse hearing thrown in the oven, you know.
Like I'll be really curious and excited to see how
they pull it off.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Yeah, So they're going to start at like six am,
because I don't know how long is it gonna take
to cook a three pound tomahawk's steak?

Speaker 4 (01:28:26):
Be a little in the I'm a little in the
dark on that. I mean, we will have thermometers in
the meat, so it's gonna be kind of a little
bit of a roll of the dice. I'm not sure
even on that time. I just have to get to
a certain temp. Flip it hit a certain temp.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
Before we be ready by eight.

Speaker 23 (01:28:40):
Yes, I think I think it's an Drew's will be
about an hour. I'm taking mine to.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Maximum well, gonna as they say, yeah, if it doesn't taste.

Speaker 11 (01:28:52):
I should have mine done around eleven thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Now I was gonna. I was thinking about asking Andrea
how she likes her steaks. But I don't think we
should ask her that because that's gonna throw you guys off. Yeah, right, Like,
I don't think we should ask like, how do you
like it? Do you like yours medium? Or you know
what spices? I don't think we should ask her any
of that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
No, I don't think, so we just keep it on
the down.

Speaker 23 (01:29:09):
Well, that is actually something we haven't really discussed. Is
there a target dunness that we're both going to turn
in the same I think.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
You turn in whatever you think is the best steak.
The only problem is is you know that is a
couple of wild cards. If if we pick a person
who likes well done steak, I'm gonna lose.

Speaker 5 (01:29:28):
But I can't imagine anyone on the panel. And maybe
I'm wrong about this, but I feel like I can't
see either of you going much beyond medium rare.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
Medium rare is the hunt, Yeah, it is. It is
the reason that steak is supreme.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
I like a juicy like that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
Yeah, and you, Yeah, you got to have all the elements,
you got to have, you know, a little of this,
a little of that. But I'm gonna whether she says
it one way or another, the meat's gonna go the
way I think it's best, or I will lose sleep
over it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
Let me ask you. Let me ask you this. Andrea,
so see beef water Bay is an experienced chef, experienced cook.
He's cooked on charcoal grills his whole life. That's what
he loves. Drew has not cooked on a charcoal grill
in ten years.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
But I have cooked the tomahawk.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
He has cooked the tomahawk. Casey, on the other hand,
has not cooked the tomahawk, but has cooked on a
charcoal grill for his whole life. Does that sway you
a certain way. Do you think one person has the advantage.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
You think that's a.

Speaker 12 (01:30:25):
Pretty interesting split.

Speaker 10 (01:30:26):
I mean, the tomahawk being the size that it is,
I think having cooked that before is you know, and
knowing the variables is really good. But I also think
that charcoal can be tough to keep temp on and
keep an eye on. So I think I think it
makes it an even split. And I just also wanted
to say, if anybody on the panel likes well the mistake,
they shouldn't be on the panel.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
I like her special spot in my heart.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
There's a reason she's a food critic.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Yeah, I like the outside edges to be a little burnt,
but thout the middle I needs to be juicy because
if she went to all the classic restaurants, I figured
she was in that range.

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
Because if you went to all the classic restaurants and
then berated them for not cooking it into.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
A shoe, you know that wouldn't work out.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
So she knows what's up.

Speaker 10 (01:31:07):
Well.

Speaker 23 (01:31:07):
I have been practicing with steaks exclusively from Dollar Tree,
and I.

Speaker 11 (01:31:13):
Hear that if I can make one of those, I
can make anything.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
It's kind of like running in a weighted vest. When
you get that Gartner's meat, because that is where we're
going to be going to a premium butcher Gartner's today
and we're going to pick out the tomahawks.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
Andrea, how long have you personally been a food critic?

Speaker 10 (01:31:32):
Twelve years now?

Speaker 2 (01:31:33):
Wow? Wow, what a great gig. You just eat food
and write about it. It sounds pretty fun.

Speaker 10 (01:31:40):
I'm not mad about it. It's not a full time job,
but it's a it's a.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Great to Do you feel slighted by the movie?

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Ratituy?

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
They know fair enough?

Speaker 5 (01:31:51):
And also, do you ever feel bad when you have
to give like a scathing review? Like, have you ever
written a review that was just like absolutely under no circumstance?

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
Should you? Is it this establishing good question?

Speaker 10 (01:32:02):
Not quite that bad? But I did write a review
and it closed and the restaurant closed, like within the
week that my review came out.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Do you think that was the reason?

Speaker 5 (01:32:12):
Or that?

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
But maybe just with a straw the weight of her pen.

Speaker 11 (01:32:17):
I mean, that's as close as.

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
You can.

Speaker 10 (01:32:19):
Confirmed what they were already thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Yeah, it was on its way out the door. You
just you just pushed it out the final end.

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
If you ever gotten like a heated letter from the
chef or the owner, like, hey, you know you talked
to trash about my place, or you know I had.

Speaker 10 (01:32:33):
One chef freak out in the comments section because I
said his hummas was too expensive.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
I have these chickpeas imported from Dentina every day.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
How much should normal hummus cost?

Speaker 10 (01:32:49):
That's who even knows anymore to dodge the questions.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
But three years ago, yeah, today everything is, everything's more expensive.
All right, Well, Friday morning, it's all happening. Tanner, jew
and Laura's first ever Beat My Meat competition. They're going
to find out who is the better chef and the
better man.

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
Wait, here's the hope.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
The winner will get a brand new charcoal grill thanks
a Weber charcoal grill, brand new Weber charcoal grill thanks
to Goldberg Jonesorce So and Colin's going to be one
of the judges too, so we appreciate him. Andrea, I'm
so grateful to have you on board because you were
the You're the like the thing that we needed. You
were the key that we you know, we had all
the other judges like we needed a.

Speaker 23 (01:33:29):
Food grid, the missing puzzle piece and if you get that,
check that I mailed you if you could just not
cash that till Friday, you want to confirm a victory.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
Okay, nice, Nice, Well, we will see you on Friday
and you can read all of her reviews Portland Mercury
dot COM's the website, Andrea Dame Wood. Just type that
in and no fun all our stuff. Thanks so much,
con on, and we'll see on Friday.

Speaker 7 (01:33:53):
Now, what's trending?

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
So, Kevin Bacon was on the Drew Barrymore Show the
other day talking about why he's not a fan of
Footloose at weddings. Okay, okay, Now it's because when he's
at a wedding and they play Footloose, he says, like,
you know, he feels like the obligation to perform sure,
which says to me that he's done it before, like
he's been to a wedding and then, you know, just

(01:34:17):
broke out with that dance.

Speaker 4 (01:34:18):
People are like, come on, Kevin, Yeah, does he hated
it everyone's wedding or just once he attends.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
I think it sounds like the ones he attends. Okay,
you know, here's Kevin Bacon on Footloose being played at weddings.

Speaker 27 (01:34:32):
This is it so many times it starts out cool
and then you know, the Draking Stars ended about ten o'clock.
The DJ plays that song, people kind of form a
circle around me and start clapping like I'm a trained monkey. Yeah,
I mean, and expect me to, you know, do a thing,

(01:34:55):
and I just my feeling is I'm not. I'm not
the focus here, like the you know, it's got to
be about those two people. So that's why I tend.

Speaker 16 (01:35:05):
To not want to.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Yeah, got a way, that is sweet. Yeah, he doesn't
want to take attention off.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
The bread and also just like you don't want to
just dance and perform like here's some you know, monkey
fair enough in front of people. And that makes perfect
sense to me, even though I definitely if I'm at
a wedding and he doesn't perform, I'm pissed.

Speaker 13 (01:35:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 23 (01:35:21):
Yeah, Kenna Bacon though, so you can just go up
to the DJ and be like, here's five hundred bucks.
You forgot footloose at home today, right, he didn't make
it Here.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
Kevin Bacon is talking about meeting his wife for the
first time on the Drew Barrymore Show.

Speaker 27 (01:35:33):
In between the matinee and the evening performance. She saw
the matinee, I was buying a sandwich in the in
the deli around the corner, and this twelve year old
girl came up and said, Hi, I liked you in
the Plague, and according to her, I said, thanks, sweetie.

Speaker 7 (01:35:49):
You know, kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
Nostogynistic.

Speaker 27 (01:35:53):
And she tells a story that when we first met
doing Lemon Skuy she said, you know, we met in
the village after that play that time.

Speaker 28 (01:36:02):
Do you remember that? And I went, yeah, I do
remember that. You went really no, So she did not
like me. It was it was not love at first.

Speaker 8 (01:36:14):
Well that's so she was like uncommon itself, you know
what I mean, you can get off foot.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
I didn't hear that part well, And yeah, she was
a little girl and she walked up to him after
a play. They weren't dating, no, no, no, I know.

Speaker 5 (01:36:27):
But what's the age difference between weird of them? I mean,
I guess it makes sense, but like I didn't realize
they were that far apart in eight and maybe he
was like twenty or something, so.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
It's like not, yeah, I guess it's not one you're
older something.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Yeah, And obviously they just weird like dating At the
time I.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Met my wife when she was twelve yeah, that does.
I was a clear adont weird. It just sounds a
little lost.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
He's seven years older than she is. So he's sixty
six and she's fifty nine. That's my mom and her
husband are seven years apart. Really, yeah, I mean my
wife and I are four years apart. It's not such
a such a stress.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
It's not just when we heard the twelve, it was
just gonna Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
I didn't know how old he was.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
And it's funny because you know my where I started
in radio, My wife grew up there and I didn't
know her and she was in high school and thank
god I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
You know, It's like, you know, you don't want to
know him until they're an adult if you're gonna marry him. Right,
all right, that does it for us. We will see
you tomorrow. Actually, let's put a few more people on
our guest list. If you want to come down here
Friday to see beat My Meat, you will. If you
want to see Drew and Casey go head to head,
find out who can cook the better Tomahawks steak. We'll
put callers one through five on there right now, eight six, six,

(01:37:31):
four four five nine. Yeah, all right. The final countdown. Yeah,
you guys are going to Gardner's today to get to.

Speaker 11 (01:37:38):
Meet our meeting.

Speaker 4 (01:37:39):
Yeah, we're gonna do a podcast, going to a meeting,
and then we're going to get that meet.

Speaker 11 (01:37:43):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Our docor show podcast is coming up next. You'll be
able to hear it online at are around eleven am.
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Happy Wednesday. Sportland's rock station. One of five nine the
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