Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, what's happening to kiddos? Thanks for checking out Tanner
to and Laura's Donkey Show podcast. Though heard online one
of five nine, the dot com, the iHeartRadio app, or
wherever you listen to podcasts, it should be either the
Heart radiop though you're dead to us until you do that.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Absolutely freaking noise, Laurie, you got something in your bag
you left on?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, the vibrator maybe. Uh No, that noise you're hearing
is from Court's house. Okay, Courts having to do a
show live sorry remote today because he's had painters there
all week and now they're standing.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah, the sort of pro painters they are here. They've
they've done most of the main floor. Now they're standing
the cabinet in our bathroom because it's gotten beat up
over the years and so we're gonna stand it and
do a new stain on it and so the sand
it and that's what they're doing and.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
It's crazy much better. That'll make it look.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
It'll look for new, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
For sure, No, it's it's weird, like how how well
all of this is going? Is like I walk into
my living room, I'm like this, this doesn't look like
crap anymore. Like when we painted, it looks like garbage.
Like when they do it, it's like, holy crap, this
looks like a new house.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And the projects haven't had any any hiccups or any
any mistakes or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No, No, everything's been great so far. It's just you know,
it's just it's taken a few days. But it's better
that they're doing it than me.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
How are you doing your show live today? If that
dude's just blasting the sander in the background.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Well, you know he's gonna have to stop when you
go in the air.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, I yell at him to shut up, and then
he turns it off, and then I do a break
and then he goes again.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
And then you know, a little teamwork makes a dream work.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Today over at Court's house, you know he's loving his
little mini staycation too. Right, Well, you have to work,
you don't have to put pants on corn actually painters.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
He told me he prefers to work at home because
he can get more done.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah, totally, Like, there's no like little hallway conversations. We're
talking about stupid stuff that you know is not actually work,
you know, being distracted by a million things. I don't
have to sit in traffic for an hour.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
All that's all. That's nice. Why are you.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
More stupid conversations in the hallway those conversations.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
We're the only people you talked to.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
There's the salespeople. They're always talking about things, and Casey
wants to talk about stupid stuff, and it's you know,
it just takes takes time.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, it was even worse when there are more people here,
like you know, Serge or old boss. You know, when
you get when Serge and Court get around each other,
it's not Court's fault, it's Sarge's fault. He just talks
and talks, and it'll be like an hour and a
half and he's still talking. Same thing with our old boss,
Mark Adams, whom I love. But Court and and Mark
will get into this, uh, this nerd loop and they'd
be talking about like you know, back to Feet or not.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Star Wars, and we're still had on an email chain
where all they do is talk about nerds stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm on the email chain and this nerd stuff is
over my head, and I like, I'm just a lurker.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I never even get involved in the email chain.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It's like you love the same things, but they go
so hard you start bullying these.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Nerves, like I love this shit, but you guys are
douche basm about to punch.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Somebody if we don't lighten it up.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Because Mark, I love Mark Adams, but he.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Like he goes.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
He he looks at every like it's it's gonna take
a lot to impress him, you know, a lot to
impress him with movies and stuff.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
So you know, if a Marvel movie comes.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Out, especially lately, he's got a lot to say about it,
and it's mostly negative.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
You know, it better be good or you're gonna hear
about it.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
But in his defense, they have been bad, right.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Sure, But he's not a guy who ever says anything
in a single sentence like will He will write pages,
he will write books about like his reviews of movies.
And it takes a while just to read his emails.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, because it probably takes him ten minutes because he's
really super smart and can just punch things out really easily.
Or it looks like a script and he just does
it by the flick on the fly, but then it
will take me twenty minutes just going through the stupid thing.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
It's kind of crazy, though, in a business where we
kind of work towards everything being as cons is possible
that you'd think that he would know how to shorten. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I'm not sure that he's that he's this way with work.
Maybe he is, I don't know, but I don't remember
him being that way with work.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Just with me.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
There's a passion project he's talking about it.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I bet he is the only guy who uses chat
GPT for the opposite thing where he writes an essay
into it and then it tells you three sentences that
us idiots could understand.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Yeah, dumb this down for me play yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Exactly where it We beef it up with the with
the AI.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
But he's so smart.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
He's now programming Z one hundred, New York's number one
hit music station.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Wow, does he live about that media?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He moved from San Francisco to UH to Yeah, the
number one city in the in the country. So radio,
I mean, that's like one of the one of our
biggest stations in the nation, like in terms of how.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Much money it makes.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah, Yeah, for sure. I mean it's it is a
heritage station that's been there forever. And it's when you
say Z one hundred and people aren't thinking Z one
hundred Portland, they're thinking Z one hundred New York unless
you live.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
In the morning show. Guys.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Elvis Durant and that guy was in die Hard three,
he's been around, guys.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
He was in die Hard.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh yeah, he's a Do you remember that scene court
probably getting.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Remember when the bad guy I can't remember his name,
Hans's brother. Yea, he called the radio station to let
him know what he was about to do. There's a
bomb in.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
All the schools.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And when he called the radio station, he goes, hey,
it's Elvis Duran. You're on the air and it's Elvis
Duran sitting in the studio. That's right, that's a great movie.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Prap.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I haven't watched that movie in a long time. I'm
gonna have to watch that again.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
Yeah, yeah, you just hang all stop here. Did you
just call it die Hard three?
Speaker 9 (05:30):
That is very engine yes?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Sorry, yeah, okay, that's a fair.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
That's he's right, He's right.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
He's like, I'm fine, nug carry on.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, that's that's courts deal today. He's
dealing with the sander, he's dealing with his NERD emails,
and he's dealing with his show.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
All at the same time. What a Jedi, Marcus. You
are also broadcasting live from your house this morning. What's
it like in Eugene.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Today, Sonny nice?
Speaker 10 (05:58):
And I gotta say I agree with court the work
from home thing. There's other little nuances to it that
I never thought I would enjoy. And that's just like
I need to go down and start the dishwasher. It
takes me fifteen seconds to walk down the stairs and
throw the soap in and press start. But it's something
that wouldn't happen until after I got home and was
(06:19):
pissed off about the trip home if I worked on
site somewhere. And those little things I think improve the
quality of life in a way that you don't really
notice it first. But a couple of years in, dude,
I don't know if I'll ever go back. And it's tough,
like you see it kind of falling down around you.
All these work from home jobs are suddenly getting demanded
to come in and be on site, and that's never
(06:41):
gonna happen. For this job for me, but makes me
wonder if this job doesn't last, like if I'll be
able to find another one that works so well for me?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
You know, now you're gonna be working a home depot
after this. I have a film.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
It seems for me it would be so strange. Now.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I'm sure I would adapt over time, like anything, but
I feel like for me and maybe for you guys too,
is like interaction is also kind of like sunlight on
a plant, whereas in I'm starved for it. I crave
to talk to somebody, and I feel like I would
be like Amy would come home from work or whatever,
and I would just blow her up with like all
my ideas, like do you have to pump the brakes
(07:18):
when you've been at home all day and your spouse
comes home either of you.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
No, I'm the exact opposite. I'm one hundred percent the
exact opposite. I would much prefer to just kind of
sit and do my thing, get my work done, take
care of it. When my wife gets home, I say
just as few words to her then as I would
if I actually drove into.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
Work, which are zero yeah, yeah, all right, yeah, I
mean a little different on my end, it really depends
for me on the day, Like if a lot of crazy,
exciting stuff has happened, I will.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Pepper her when she walks in the door, like buckshot.
I mean, I'm just in her face, and I could
tell it a nois her a little bit because you know,
she just has had that twenty five minute commute after
a long day. But there's other day, like if it's
a boring day and nothing happens, I'm pretty quiet when
she comes home. It's it's a peaks and valleys thing,
I think, And that's probably good. I don't know, it's
(08:13):
I think it's all in balance, yeah, because I'm not
gonna lie, like the interaction is something that I do,
I do miss, but that was also that was a
really good part of working at a place where I
liked the people I work with. I've also worked at
places where you hate everybody there and the interaction is torture.
So I guess it's kind of you know, a give
and take there as well.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yeah, you're telling me, all right, so.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
How dare you?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Laura would say, But yeah, I'm glad you guys are happy.
I have a friend who's like, I'm never gonna go
working at office again, and I'm just thinking to myself, Yeah,
it says to you, Yeah, eventually you might not you
can't control that. I might not find anything else that
you can work for home. You might just have to
go back to the office. I love coming in, you know.
During COVID, we came in. I I never you know,
(08:58):
we only we only did two weeks from the house
and then we came to work every other day.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
But I think that's probably one of the reasons why
we like coming in so much, is because we've never
really had Like my life in color I never.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
I have to do it though, I have to come here,
and my home life is not conducive with a with
a productive work and.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
True, yeah, I do think though, like like you said,
though you would you would adapt. Like I had a friend, uh,
right at the beginning of the pandemic, she had like
a nervous breakdown because she loved going into work so much.
She said she was she's not the type of person
who should be like who can be locked inside. She's
very social like a lot of people time, and so
she freaked out and now she's like, oh, yeah, I
(09:37):
would never go back.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, Like our mental health was a fight during that time.
Even when Tanner and I were here all by ourselves
for years the building, being empty alone felt kind of
like that. So I felt like it was a constant
struggle to be like, you're all right, You're all right,
don't don't fall into the hole. Right I'm going to
a black hole right now. Yeah, we made it.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
I think they're kind of taught me that I that
I liked being alone too, is like that. That isolation
a little bit. And it's not that I don't like
being around people.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Still. I'm still a pretty social guy.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
You get me out in a group, like I'm likely
to be talking to somebody that I might not even know.
But man, I golf alone a lot now, which is
something I never really did before COVID. I, you know,
hang out up here in my studio and just think
and be alone with my thoughts.
Speaker 9 (10:26):
It's I hear you do. I think that's part of it.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
I see.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I like to be alone too, and I like to
be alone way before COVID. So when COVID actually hit,
I was not affected by it emotionally at all. I
have no problems staying home all weekend by myself, not a.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Problem in the world.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And I like I want to come to work and
do that, and then I want to go home and
I want to stay there until I have to come
to work the next day, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
So when COVID hit, I was like, this isn't it
wasn't bad for me. I wasn't you know.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I did miss going to concerts when I wanted to,
and I missed going to uh, going to eat, going
out to eat especially, and going to live shows and
just those kind of like if I wanted to go
to a bar, I could. But at the same time,
it wasn't the biggest deal because I really enjoy being
at home and by myself.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
If they would have let my kids go to school
and then I could have.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Been home, that was sweet. Yeah, but they didn't do
that for me.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, just to switch gears here. I had such a
fun time on the show today. We had so many
fun topics, starting with jail mail.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Jail mail, and then we got.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
A talkback from a listener who wanted help because he
got a car without telling his wife.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
He traded his car without telling.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
His wife, his Toyota for a broad So.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That was a fun topic, and then we moved on
to the jail mail. And so today we came up
with two new segments.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
Core.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Did you hear them?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I heard the jail mail.
Speaker 11 (11:41):
What do you?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I heard you You talked about how you wanted the
prisoners to start sending in letters to seeing them money.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
We're going to start doing a segment called Cash for Criminals,
and we're encouraging inmates whether they're at Oregon State Penitentiary or.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
The other They could be up in Pendleton, Snake River,
any of those where you have this, you have a pen.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
There's Coffee Creek Correctional Facility as well, which is the
Ladies Prison.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yes, oh yeah, on your way out to the coast,
you'll pass that. I always warn my kids to settle down,
and they're going in there.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
We hear that they listen to us and jail.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Not everybody, but you know, we hear that some people,
a lot of inmates do have us on in prison.
We are encouraging you to send us letters with your drawings,
with whatever you want to send us. Tell us what
you did, tell us why you think you deserve money
on your books, because if your letter's really good, like
if we think that you really do feel bad for
your crime or you're funny, or you're funny, or wasn't
(12:35):
that big of a deal, or your drawings are really good.
We will literally put our own money. We will call
the prison to put our own money on your account
so you can get some top Ramen and kool aid.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
It's worth the letter.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
We're also going to be building a gallery wall here
in the studio of all the amazing art we get.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
So yeah, so cash for criminals and crime art for something.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
And I have already promised to wear crime art as
a T shirt. And I'll go to the grocery store
with this stuff if it's good enough.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm proud because the guy who sent us the letter
today sent us like three drawings and they're pretty good,
pretty good.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
And if he knows that, it's gonna be up for
a contest, get some So what.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Do you think, courd do you?
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Do you like that idea?
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Yeah? I love it?
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah, We've I've gotten plenty of prison letters myself over
the years.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
They are always creepy as hell because you don't really know.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Yeah, oh did you yet?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Even though he murdered somebody today, it didn't feel creepy
except for the murder of part.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
You're right, and also the like you can tell he was.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
He was really kind of into that lady guard, maybe
a little bit too much, even though he kept it professional.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
I think the Lord said that there was one part
of the letter that said.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
What, let me just read this for yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Because it was like, if we thought it was a
pretty appropriate email. He wasn't saying like creepy things or
like oh I want a humper or.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Shit like that.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Yeah, that would be weird, and I mean, but the
letter was pages long, so we didn't exactly read read
the entire thing, but I found a part where he
says she would be great for your image. She is
as hard rock as possible, not to mention parentheses, smoking,
fucking hot, uh huh. She loves metal guns, her badass car,
(14:21):
mma and football.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Do you hear those stats from an inmate? That is
that is Barbie, that is the Queen of the Earth
and court. Before you get all judgy and call everyone creepy,
pretend you're not married. Put you in a cell for
thirteen You've got a chubb for thirteen years, and the
person who loves everything you love is being kind to
you when nobody else is.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Nice to you.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
You would have a crush on her too.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
But at the same time, she is there for a job.
That job is to make sure he, you know, he
stays in there behaves because he murdered somebody.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
So, I mean, that's lady says it.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
It's hard to un it doesn't matter. It is true.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
So we don't know exactly what happened. But there was
a news article that we found. But I guess in
twenty twelve, I mean, we have an idea exactly.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Rob But so he stabbed somebody to death and it
was a robbery. But was it Was it a robbery
first or stabbing first? And then he robbed somebody?
Speaker 8 (15:17):
It sounds like it was a stabbing first, and he
just walked off with the wall.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
He claims he was what hammered.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
He claims that the one man came on to him.
But at the same time, the passed away person does
not have a voice in this. They weren't allowed to
say whether that was.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
True or correct.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And even if it was true, doesn't give you the
right to stab him. The answer would be no, thank
you and move on. But you know, his email was polite,
I or sorry. His letter was polite. It was hand written, obviously,
and his drawings were good. And he said right at
the very beginning of the of the letter, just to
let you it was like the first one of the
first sentences, just to let you know. I did, I'm
in here for stabbing somebody. I'm not a good person,
(15:55):
but let me tell you about somebody who is. And
I feel like, terrible, terrible people don't say things like that.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, I feel like it's too harsh, and Courts cann't
disagree with me here. It's too harsh of words about himself.
You know, Like if you're going to get rehabilitated, you've
got to believe that you can be what you seem
to be in your letter, which isn't a person who
has changed.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Like I'm not forgiving him for it, but I'm just saying.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
But we can go somewhere from here. You don't have
to stay in the pit.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Everyone needs to eat, right, And I was, I'll put
some money on his books. Yeah, what do you think, court,
I mean powers down?
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Yeah, a quick break?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah you cant. I mean if you want to give
him money, that's fine, that is completely up to You're.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Not giving this guy.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
We're not gonna even this guy money because we found
out that we are not allowed to give the prison
guard the.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Tickets, so we're we're gonna start fresh.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So we figured if she's not getting the tickets, he
won't get like ten dollars for his account.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
He can send more or.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
Just be curious.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yeah, I'd just be curious about her side of the story,
Like is he as nice as he comes off in
the letter? Or is is he kind of creepy? Is
he always kind of staring at her a little too long?
Is he making comments? I mean, like all things like that.
Maybe maybe she doesn't actually want these tickets because this
this is going to like.
Speaker 9 (17:06):
Make him you know, hey, I got your tickets, and
now won don't.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
You give me.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Like having something over her head? You know that's not
a good idea.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
And when somebody left us a message, recalled and said
that if and if these stats are true, that she
is married to a monstrous man who's also on the
swat team at this prison. Yeah, so if that's the deal,
keep your hand off her thigh or you won't have one,
right right.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
So, I mean, I really like cash or criminals. You know,
we're not gonna be given a lot of money, literally,
just like five ten twenty bucks tops to make sure
they can eat.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
It's a tip of the cap, is what it is.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But I think it's funny just to hear their stories,
or interesting at least to hear their stories and and
to hear how you hear what they think of it,
because you always I always wonder like, what does a
murderer think of what they did? Obviously he thinks of
what he did was terrible, But some people that are like,
you know, I don't feel guilty.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
Yeah, some people show no remorse whatsoever. Yeah, I'm sure
they come in a wide variety individuals.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
What about the people who the system has failed and
they believe that their innocence has been falling on deaf fears.
I don't want to hear a sob story about from
everyone saying I didn't do it, because half the people
say that.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
But if if your story's nuts, but you know, for
a facts, innocent people haven't.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Somebody's in there.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
She's listening to that and being wait, I promise I
know what they say that, but I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So I don't think inmates are going to be able
to hear the Donkey Show podcast in there because you're
gonna have to have access to the radio or to
the internet for that. But they can listen to the
live show. And if you know somebody, a friend or
a family member in prison, tell them, let them know,
let them know about this, this this crash, this cash
for Criminals segment. Have him handwritten him or her handwrite
letters to us. We'll read them on the air and
(18:49):
then we'll decide if we should put money on their
books or not.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
I can't wait for the first one to come in
me too, for the dogs to smell it, them to
open it, read it, put it back in, and then
send it over.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, and we admit that it might be a little
bit before this this segment gets going because the process,
you know, they send letters out, but then the prison people,
the prison guards or whoever has to, like, they read
everything before it's sent out.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Are those two letters are they stamped with the date
of when they went out the covers? Because are they
the same date? Because they got here on the same
same dates.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
So they do them in waves. Yeah, so we might
get five at once, which would be cool.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Wow, I'm really excited and I think court that's never
been done in the air before.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
We're just doing stuff for the first time.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Not that I can think of. I've never heard of
anybody doing that. So yeah, definitely breaking some new ground here.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
And also I've got to say stamps are not cheap
these days, so I.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Mean, how much are stamps in prison?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Probably the same price.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
But isn't how much?
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Yeah, if there's a markup on stamps in prison, get fucked, like.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
Means communication with the outside world. What the hell.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's probably why they're a little bit more expensive though, right,
Oh you really want this?
Speaker 7 (19:59):
That's amazing.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
I think they're like seventy five cents maybe at this point?
Speaker 6 (20:03):
How much are they on the streets?
Speaker 8 (20:04):
Like?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
I like that?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Okay, yeah, yeah, seventy five cents is a lot compared
to the ten that was when we were a kid
or five.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
I remember the lot was bootleg and stamps.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Dude, this is out of control.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Oh, they won't even know, dude, just make your own.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And then, you know, speaking of everything being expensive, and
we've been complaining about the complaining about this a lot,
but Jesus, uh, someone that I know spent nine ninety
nine on.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Eggs the other day.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And then they're saying it the eggs could go up
another forty percent from where they're at now.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, I posted I found in my memories
on Instagram almost exactly a year ago this week. I
was bitching about eggs being like six ninety nine or
something like the like the good organic, cage free eggs,
and how I accidentally bought some eggs that I found
(20:56):
out at the checkout the you scan were ten bucks
and I.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Was like, live it about it. I was like ten
dollars for I can't believe this is crazy.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
And now it's just like that's the norm, and we're
all just like, yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
It didn't age very well. The video did not age well.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
If there's ever been a reason, and I know I'm
the guy to get a Costco membership two dozen for
I think it's nine to ninety nine two dozen free
range organic eggs.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
I still have a deal somewhere that's worth it.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
I gotta jump, I gotta go to a meeting.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
All right, we'll see.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Get your sobriety coin, don't wow?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
All right, So well that's uh, we'll see what happens again.
If you know any inmates, please let them know about
cash for Criminals with Tanner jew and Laura Cash for
a Crip, Oh, mcdecent in a text message and said, Hey,
mcd here, I'm gonna work on a jingle for your
cash for Criminals segment.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
That'll get the letters flowing.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Be a banger.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Yeah, can't wait, Marcus. What do you think you do
you like the segment or what's say you?
Speaker 10 (22:00):
I think it's great, man. I you know, it's kind
of funny. My my wife just sold her first original
painting yesterday since she started this whole tattoo career. And
I'm not gonna tell you how much she sold it for,
but you wouldn't fucking believe how much she sold it for.
And art is such a good outlet for people that
are going through tough things, and it can be worth
(22:22):
untold amounts of money to somebody that you won't even
know until they get it out there. And that's kind
of what you guys are doing, is you're getting it
out there. Who knows, you know, some of these people
that send this stuff in might end up pursuing a
career in art once they finished their rehabilitation.
Speaker 9 (22:37):
So some of these are so good.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
And you know, I'm with you on the fact that,
like sometimes good people do bad things. I don't think
that one action defines your life and otherwise I'm sure
that I never would have made it out of my
twenties without a really bad stamp on my forehead.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
You know.
Speaker 9 (22:53):
It's it's it's cool, man.
Speaker 10 (22:56):
I got a big spot in my heart for people
going through stuff like that. And I'm not trying to
be an apologist for criminals. That's not what I'm talking
about here. I think about what would happen if I
ended up in prison, and I would wash the hell
out in like a week, Like I would be in
a corner in a puddle, you know, And so I
think it's great, it's positive semen Puddy.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
Can help them out.
Speaker 10 (23:18):
Dude, I would be a grease spot on the floor,
no fucking question in my mind.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
You'd be carrying someone's pockets for sure, that's for sure. Yeah,
we were talking about.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
We were talking about prison emails or sorry, prison art
earlier and I got an email from somebody.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
You guys got to look at this art.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
You just got an email.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It was during the show, but I didn't have a
chance to and I have to find it, Drew hold On.
But I got the email from this guy goes, here's
my prison art, and it was fucking incredible.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
That's what I'm kind of excited, like, And everyone can
get out here that shirt with the prison art on it.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Dude, this is I mean, these this art looks incredible
and they're just black and white.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
There's one that's cool.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
That's a that looks like an actual photograph. Those boobs,
those are titties.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Wow, that's a girl drinking. That's a skull man like
he is real. That's Jesus man.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
It's like super realistic.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Yeah, yeah, I like the hyperrealistic stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's impressive right.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
When you're sitting in there in the cell all day.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Just see, maybe it's maybe I should be a prison
art dealer. Oh my god, I just found thing.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I kind of want to go to jail just so
I can have some time to home skill.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Come out with a craft, come out the trade.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
The hobbies that I don't have time for now.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Damn, can't feed crows.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Somebody send you guys some soap art that comes out
of prison.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Just don't let him drop it in front of you.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
I want a prison song. You know those guys that
will like.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Oh, yeah, bump and go or and then they'll rap
to it. I want to see some guy do that,
like do a song about the show.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Leave us a message on our phone.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Sometimes the keys your phones, and sometimes yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Send us a wrapping talk back out of your rap
from your buttthole. No, you can pull it out for
the song. I was thinking it's definitely as wrap a
little muffled rapping that ass. Wow.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
Hey, this is why those no Kia phones stuck around
for so long. They're smaller, they fit better, and they'll
go through anything.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
But the phase plate will pop right off.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh that would hurt yea that the phone came out.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
American flag in.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Those things had an amazing vibrate function. We used to
We used to stand them up on our desks in
college and race them across the desk.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
So yeah, those things were bean boppers, multi functional.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well before we go today on the show, Marcus, we
did discuss crazy things that happened to you going through
TSA your customs. You know, yesterday on the donkeys Ship
podcast if you missed it, we were talking about Marcus.
He went through customs the other day in Cancun, and
I guess at.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
The same time he landed.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
About four hundred Russians landed too, and then their facial
recognition system went down, and it was just chaos at
the airport and through customs, and people were passing out.
I guess there were fights, and then Marcus almost lost
his wife, you know, all sorts of things.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Imagine him bitching about can I just get to the beach,
and those Russians are like, I haven't seen the sun
in the awards worthm time ever.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, So we talked about it today and we got
a lot of messages from people.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Marcus, You're not the only one who's been through some
ship through customs.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I mean, we heard from people that one guy was
he invented something because I remember what he did.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
He he was someone.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
For a security company.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, he invented some device and he put it in
a suitcase. But the airport police thought he had a
bomb because it went through security and it has these
wires in it and all these electronics inside of a briefcase.
And and then when they tested it for explosives, it
tested positive.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
You know that little that little makeup remover pad that
you see him wipe up and down, Well, it actually worked.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I guess that kind I guess the stickies that like
the sticky pads that he used to keep things together
in there. When they get hot, they emit some sort
of chemical that is the same thing that explosives emit.
And so when they scanned it, they're like, oh, this
is an explosive device. And so for almost an hour
he had he pulled aside and had to convince them like, no,
this is a security device.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
I just built it and it was a whole ordeal all.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Because of cheap glue.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
But he almost ended up in Gontanamo. Yeah, it could have.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
Been bad, and that'd be just my luck too, But
it wouldn't be some like sophisticated security device. It would
just be my beard trimmer. And it's like, oh, this
is emitting, you know, Sarah on gas, You're going to
prison in a Mexican prison forever.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Yeah, that's what you get for buying it at ross.
You never know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
Yeah, But there was a lot of other reasons for
that costco membership.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
There are a lot of great messages that we got
from people today. There was a couple I didn't get
a chance to read because sometimes we'll do a topic
and so many come in that I just don't have
to talk at.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
All, especially a pack show like today.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Yeah, mm hmmm.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Yes, say a day.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Uh, there's a show about TSA catching people in the
airport from other countries. They bring in cow poop and
they and they, uh, they'll bring in all sorts of
crazy things, cowpoop in a dead and dead quail, rod
rod dead quail for hours just sitting in their bag.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Those border patrol shows have been on for a minute.
I mean they've been on since Low Death. They're great though,
that's it's just like prison shows. People can't get enough. Yeah,
the air the show it was airline line was great.
So good to see someone melting down at their gate.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Oh my god. That was at the beginning of the
A Karen era, so it was all so fresh.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Then this guy says, I used to work at a
federal port here in Portland.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Uh, and I was.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I read this in the air, but I was smoking
pot of my way to work, totally forgot that had
my bubbler on my lap And when I got to
the checkpoint and parked, I stood out the bubbler fell
on the ground and he was super embarrassed, probably more
butter to those bubbler.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Crack when you yeah, bust your bulb and your bubbly hmmm, it's.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
Such a stoner thing to do. Just forget that your
bubbler sitting in your lap. And these are the people
working the federal ports, by the way, right.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I think it says most of us have seen that firsthand.
Though if you didn't do it yourself, the guy's sitting
next to you did this.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
One says, I was going through the check point. This
is a couple of years back, and I had a
little Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I read that one one of my friends was coming
back from Tennessee and her bag got swapped with another
person's bag. When she arrived at Lost and found, the
gentleman had her bag and was standing there, and she
asked him when she once asked him. Once she opened
the bag, she noticed men's men's clothes and men's clothes
in a box of tampons. M.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
I don't know. I think that might be a type
of h.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
That's right, Amen's clothes on X maybe an auto corrected.
I don't know. Men can have a pond.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
And then they say that's why I'm gonna have to
leave the story because it got worse Okay, well, I
don't even know what happened.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Yeah, I can't tell you though.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I went to Mexico for my honeymoon, and when we
were going through the Cancun airport, we got all the
way customs and I was walking around the corner out
the door to paradise, and this little Mexican lady holding
an ar pulls me aside and does a full luggage search,
which means they take you in the side room and
dump your bag and rummage through everything.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
This can end for fifty dollars whenever you would.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Like, and then you have to repack everything. They just
leave it there.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Of course, they also say, don't worry about getting touched
at TSA.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
It ain't gay if it's TSA.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
I've had some of my best sexual moments with the
back of that dude's hand.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
This one says, I always get padded down, don't. I
don't know if it's just a fat eye issue or what,
but it's super annoying.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
Rolls. You could put a kilo of cocaine under your arm.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Yeah, so do you guys?
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Remember when we went to Vegas for the show.
Speaker 10 (30:49):
We were going to broadcast from the top of the
stratosphere and we were checking in. This was like a
promotional deal. We were in business with the airline. I
was the last one to check in in the line.
And I'll never forget it. They scan tanners, they scan Drew's.
They grab mine and look up at me and slowly
draw with a highlighter a real long yellow line across
(31:12):
and then back to me.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Bend over.
Speaker 10 (31:15):
Yeah, and I got the I got the back of
the hand full meal deal. And that was in the
chin strap days. Like, I don't know what it is.
I'm the whitest human on earth. I got so sunburnt
when I thought that I was going to make.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Yeah uncovered. They think you're Brocada dude.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, with that thick beard, you do look like Brocade.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
It's like backwards that red shirt. But guy he's got
some Cada And.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
This guy's a douche but probably also has maybe has
a has a weapon. Let's open his buttle for sure.
Uh yeah, we're gonna call this episode Brocade.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I think. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
They are so handsy though, even though it's the back
of their hand, I feel like their knuckles go both
ways because now they still get a grip on things.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Yeah, I kind of like it.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
All right, we will see you tomorrow, be a Friday show.
We all have one more pair of tickets to see
Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, even though Laura is still not over
the finale.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
It was so bad.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Maybe still not get over it.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
You got one more day.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
I doubt it, but we'll have those at seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
God, you know, we were gonna have this comedian on
the show tomorrow and he canceled, and I'm super buttered
about it because what was his name?
Speaker 7 (32:25):
I want to call him, Johnny Rocket.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Rocket, Casey Rocket.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Guys, I'll just tell some jokes instead.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Of a way and be frantic and talk about oxy cotton.
We'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Yeah, Casey Rocket. I saw him on Kill Tony.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yeah, very fine.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
And he's just got he just can't stop moving and
he's like, oh whoa, and he just does all these
I don't really know how to explain it, but just
type in Casey Rocket.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
How come he canceled?
Speaker 7 (32:45):
I sold out?
Speaker 6 (32:46):
My guessing the show sold out?
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Yeah, I mean he's got a viral thing going right now.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
They told Helium told me that he wasn't available, so
I see I want I.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Want to see him do TV too, because I feel
like that could go sideways and here would be fine,
but TV would the uptight police.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
But it's too me. You won't have him tomorrow, but
he will be at Helium.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
This weeke And if you want to go see Ksey Rocket,
we will see you tomorrow by transportation terminated.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, what's happening to kiddos? Thanks for checking out Tanner
to and Laura's Donkey Show podcast. Though heard online one
of five nine, the dot com, the iHeartRadio app, or
wherever you listen to podcasts, it should be either the
Heart radiop though you're dead to us until you do that.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Absolutely freaking noise, Laurie, you got something in your bag
you left on?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah, the vibrator maybe. Uh No, that noise you're hearing
is from Court's house. Okay, Courts having to do a
show live sorry remote today because he's had painters there
all week and now they're standing.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah, the sort of pro painters they are here. They've
they've done most of the main floor. Now they're standing
the cabinet in our bathroom because it's gotten beat up
over the years and so we're gonna stand it and
do a new stain on it and so the sand
it and that's what they're doing and.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
It's crazy much better. That'll make it look.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Stuff.
Speaker 6 (01:04):
It'll look for new, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
For sure, No, it's it's weird, like how how well
all of this is going? Is like I walk into
my living room, I'm like this, this doesn't look like
crap anymore. Like when we painted, it looks like garbage.
Like when they do it, it's like, holy crap, this
looks like a new house.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And the projects haven't had any any hiccups or any
any mistakes or anything like that.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No, No, everything's been great so far. It's just you know,
it's just it's taken a few days. But it's better
that they're doing it than me.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
How are you doing your show live today? If that
dude's just blasting the sander in the background.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Well, you know he's gonna have to stop when you
go in the air.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah, I yell at him to shut up, and then
he turns it off, and then I do a break
and then he goes again.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
And then you know, a little teamwork makes a dream work.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Today over at Court's house, you know he's loving his
little mini staycation too. Right, Well, you have to work,
you don't have to put pants on corn actually painters.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
He told me he prefers to work at home because
he can get more done.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah, totally, Like, there's no like little hallway conversations. We're
talking about stupid stuff that you know is not actually work,
you know, being distracted by a million things. I don't
have to sit in traffic for an hour.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
All that's all. That's nice. Why are you.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
More stupid conversations in the hallway those conversations.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
We're the only people you talked to.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
There's the salespeople. They're always talking about things, and Casey
wants to talk about stupid stuff, and it's you know,
it just takes takes time.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, it was even worse when there are more people here,
like you know, Serge or old boss. You know, when
you get when Serge and Court get around each other,
it's not Court's fault, it's Sarge's fault. He just talks
and talks, and it'll be like an hour and a
half and he's still talking. Same thing with our old boss,
Mark Adams, whom I love. But Court and and Mark
will get into this, uh, this nerd loop and they'd
be talking about like you know, back to Feet or not.
Speaker 8 (02:47):
Star Wars, and we're still had on an email chain
where all they do is talk about nerds stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm on the email chain and this nerd stuff is
over my head, and I like, I'm just a lurker.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I never even get involved in the email chain.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It's like you love the same things, but they go
so hard you start bullying these.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Nerves, like I love this shit, but you guys are
douche basm about to punch.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Somebody if we don't lighten it up.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Because Mark, I love Mark Adams, but he.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
Like he goes.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
He he looks at every like it's it's gonna take
a lot to impress him, you know, a lot to
impress him with movies and stuff.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
So you know, if a Marvel movie comes.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Out, especially lately, he's got a lot to say about it,
and it's mostly negative.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
You know, it better be good or you're gonna hear
about it.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
But in his defense, they have been bad, right.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Sure, But he's not a guy who ever says anything
in a single sentence like will He will write pages,
he will write books about like his reviews of movies.
And it takes a while just to read his emails.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, because it probably takes him ten minutes because he's
really super smart and can just punch things out really easily.
Or it looks like a script and he just does
it by the flick on the fly, but then it
will take me twenty minutes just going through the stupid thing.
Speaker 8 (03:55):
It's kind of crazy, though, in a business where we
kind of work towards everything being as cons is possible
that you'd think that he would know how to shorten. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I'm not sure that he's that he's this way with work.
Maybe he is, I don't know, but I don't remember
him being that way with work.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Just with me.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
There's a passion project he's talking about it.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I bet he is the only guy who uses chat
GPT for the opposite thing where he writes an essay
into it and then it tells you three sentences that
us idiots could understand.
Speaker 9 (04:20):
Yeah, dumb this down for me play yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Exactly where it We beef it up with the with
the AI.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
But he's so smart.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
He's now programming Z one hundred, New York's number one
hit music station.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Wow, does he live about that media?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He moved from San Francisco to UH to Yeah, the
number one city in the in the country. So radio,
I mean, that's like one of the one of our
biggest stations in the nation, like in terms of how.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Much money it makes.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Yeah, Yeah, for sure. I mean it's it is a
heritage station that's been there forever. And it's when you
say Z one hundred and people aren't thinking Z one
hundred Portland, they're thinking Z one hundred New York unless
you live.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
In the morning show. Guys.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Elvis Durant and that guy was in die Hard three,
he's been around, guys.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
He was in die Hard.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh yeah, he's a Do you remember that scene court
probably getting.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Remember when the bad guy I can't remember his name,
Hans's brother. Yea, he called the radio station to let
him know what he was about to do. There's a
bomb in.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
All the schools.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And when he called the radio station, he goes, hey,
it's Elvis Duran. You're on the air and it's Elvis
Duran sitting in the studio. That's right, that's a great movie.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Prap.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I haven't watched that movie in a long time. I'm
gonna have to watch that again.
Speaker 10 (05:26):
Yeah, yeah, you just hang all stop here. Did you
just call it die Hard three?
Speaker 9 (05:30):
That is very engine yes?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Sorry, yeah, okay, that's a fair.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
That's he's right, He's right.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
He's like, I'm fine, nug carry on.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, that's that's courts deal today. He's
dealing with the sander, he's dealing with his NERD emails,
and he's dealing with his show.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
All at the same time. What a Jedi, Marcus. You
are also broadcasting live from your house this morning. What's
it like in Eugene.
Speaker 9 (05:55):
Today, Sonny nice?
Speaker 10 (05:58):
And I gotta say I agree with court the work
from home thing. There's other little nuances to it that
I never thought I would enjoy. And that's just like
I need to go down and start the dishwasher. It
takes me fifteen seconds to walk down the stairs and
throw the soap in and press start. But it's something
that wouldn't happen until after I got home and was
(06:19):
pissed off about the trip home if I worked on
site somewhere. And those little things I think improve the
quality of life in a way that you don't really
notice it first. But a couple of years in, dude,
I don't know if I'll ever go back. And it's tough,
like you see it kind of falling down around you.
All these work from home jobs are suddenly getting demanded
to come in and be on site, and that's never
(06:41):
gonna happen. For this job for me, but makes me
wonder if this job doesn't last, like if I'll be
able to find another one that works so well for me?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
You know, now you're gonna be working a home depot
after this. I have a film.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
It seems for me it would be so strange. Now.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I'm sure I would adapt over time, like anything, but
I feel like for me and maybe for you guys too,
is like interaction is also kind of like sunlight on
a plant, whereas in I'm starved for it. I crave
to talk to somebody, and I feel like I would
be like Amy would come home from work or whatever,
and I would just blow her up with like all
my ideas, like do you have to pump the brakes
(07:18):
when you've been at home all day and your spouse
comes home either of you.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
No, I'm the exact opposite. I'm one hundred percent the
exact opposite. I would much prefer to just kind of
sit and do my thing, get my work done, take
care of it. When my wife gets home, I say
just as few words to her then as I would
if I actually drove into.
Speaker 11 (07:38):
Work, which are zero yeah, yeah, all right, yeah, I
mean a little different on my end, it really depends
for me on the day, Like if a lot of crazy,
exciting stuff has happened, I will.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Pepper her when she walks in the door, like buckshot.
I mean, I'm just in her face, and I could
tell it a nois her a little bit because you know,
she just has had that twenty five minute commute after
a long day. But there's other day, like if it's
a boring day and nothing happens, I'm pretty quiet when
she comes home. It's it's a peaks and valleys thing,
I think, And that's probably good. I don't know, it's
(08:13):
I think it's all in balance, yeah, because I'm not
gonna lie, like the interaction is something that I do,
I do miss, but that was also that was a
really good part of working at a place where I
liked the people I work with. I've also worked at
places where you hate everybody there and the interaction is torture.
So I guess it's kind of you know, a give
and take there as well.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yeah, you're telling me, all right, so.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
How dare you?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Laura would say, But yeah, I'm glad you guys are happy.
I have a friend who's like, I'm never gonna go
working at office again, and I'm just thinking to myself, Yeah,
it says to you, Yeah, eventually you might not you
can't control that. I might not find anything else that
you can work for home. You might just have to
go back to the office. I love coming in, you know.
During COVID, we came in. I I never you know,
(08:58):
we only we only did two weeks from the house
and then we came to work every other day.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
But I think that's probably one of the reasons why
we like coming in so much, is because we've never
really had Like my life in color I never.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
I have to do it though, I have to come here,
and my home life is not conducive with a with
a productive work and.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
True, yeah, I do think though, like like you said,
though you would you would adapt. Like I had a friend, uh,
right at the beginning of the pandemic, she had like
a nervous breakdown because she loved going into work so much.
She said she was she's not the type of person
who should be like who can be locked inside. She's
very social like a lot of people time, and so
she freaked out and now she's like, oh, yeah, I
(09:37):
would never go back.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, Like our mental health was a fight during that time.
Even when Tanner and I were here all by ourselves
for years the building, being empty alone felt kind of
like that. So I felt like it was a constant
struggle to be like, you're all right, You're all right,
don't don't fall into the hole. Right I'm going to
a black hole right now. Yeah, we made it.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
I think they're kind of taught me that I that
I liked being alone too, is like that. That isolation
a little bit. And it's not that I don't like
being around people.
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Still. I'm still a pretty social guy.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
You get me out in a group, like I'm likely
to be talking to somebody that I might not even know.
But man, I golf alone a lot now, which is
something I never really did before COVID. I, you know,
hang out up here in my studio and just think
and be alone with my thoughts.
Speaker 9 (10:26):
It's I hear you do. I think that's part of it.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
I see.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I like to be alone too, and I like to
be alone way before COVID. So when COVID actually hit,
I was not affected by it emotionally at all. I
have no problems staying home all weekend by myself, not a.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Problem in the world.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And I like I want to come to work and
do that, and then I want to go home and
I want to stay there until I have to come
to work the next day, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
So when COVID hit, I was like, this isn't it
wasn't bad for me. I wasn't you know.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I did miss going to concerts when I wanted to,
and I missed going to uh, going to eat, going
out to eat especially, and going to live shows and
just those kind of like if I wanted to go
to a bar, I could. But at the same time,
it wasn't the biggest deal because I really enjoy being
at home and by myself.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
If they would have let my kids go to school
and then I could have.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Been home, that was sweet. Yeah, but they didn't do
that for me.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, just to switch gears here. I had such a
fun time on the show today. We had so many
fun topics, starting with jail mail.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Jail mail, and then we got.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
A talkback from a listener who wanted help because he
got a car without telling his wife.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
He traded his car without telling.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
His wife, his Toyota for a broad So.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That was a fun topic, and then we moved on
to the jail mail. And so today we came up
with two new segments.
Speaker 9 (11:37):
Core.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Did you hear them?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
I heard the jail mail.
Speaker 11 (11:41):
What do you?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I heard you You talked about how you wanted the
prisoners to start sending in letters to seeing them money.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
We're going to start doing a segment called Cash for Criminals,
and we're encouraging inmates whether they're at Oregon State Penitentiary or.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
The other They could be up in Pendleton, Snake River,
any of those where you have this, you have a pen.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
There's Coffee Creek Correctional Facility as well, which is the
Ladies Prison.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Yes, oh yeah, on your way out to the coast,
you'll pass that. I always warn my kids to settle down,
and they're going in there.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
We hear that they listen to us and jail.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Not everybody, but you know, we hear that some people,
a lot of inmates do have us on in prison.
We are encouraging you to send us letters with your drawings,
with whatever you want to send us. Tell us what
you did, tell us why you think you deserve money
on your books, because if your letter's really good, like
if we think that you really do feel bad for
your crime or you're funny, or you're funny, or wasn't
(12:35):
that big of a deal, or your drawings are really good.
We will literally put our own money. We will call
the prison to put our own money on your account
so you can get some top Ramen and kool aid.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
It's worth the letter.
Speaker 8 (12:45):
We're also going to be building a gallery wall here
in the studio of all the amazing art we get.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
So yeah, so cash for criminals and crime art for something.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
And I have already promised to wear crime art as
a T shirt. And I'll go to the grocery store
with this stuff if it's good enough.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm proud because the guy who sent us the letter
today sent us like three drawings and they're pretty good,
pretty good.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
And if he knows that, it's gonna be up for
a contest, get some So what.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Do you think, courd do you?
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Do you like that idea?
Speaker 9 (13:15):
Yeah? I love it?
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Yeah, We've I've gotten plenty of prison letters myself over
the years.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
They are always creepy as hell because you don't really know.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Yeah, oh did you yet?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Even though he murdered somebody today, it didn't feel creepy
except for the murder of part.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
You're right, and also the like you can tell he was.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
He was really kind of into that lady guard, maybe
a little bit too much, even though he kept it professional.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
I think the Lord said that there was one part
of the letter that said.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
What, let me just read this for yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Because it was like, if we thought it was a
pretty appropriate email. He wasn't saying like creepy things or
like oh I want a humper or.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Shit like that.
Speaker 8 (13:56):
Yeah, that would be weird, and I mean, but the
letter was pages long, so we didn't exactly read read
the entire thing, but I found a part where he
says she would be great for your image. She is
as hard rock as possible, not to mention parentheses, smoking,
fucking hot, uh huh. She loves metal guns, her badass car,
(14:21):
mma and football.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Do you hear those stats from an inmate? That is
that is Barbie, that is the Queen of the Earth
and court. Before you get all judgy and call everyone creepy,
pretend you're not married. Put you in a cell for
thirteen You've got a chubb for thirteen years, and the
person who loves everything you love is being kind to
you when nobody else is.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Nice to you.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
You would have a crush on her too.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
But at the same time, she is there for a job.
That job is to make sure he, you know, he
stays in there behaves because he murdered somebody.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
So, I mean, that's lady says it.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
It's hard to un it doesn't matter. It is true.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
So we don't know exactly what happened. But there was
a news article that we found. But I guess in
twenty twelve, I mean, we have an idea exactly.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Rob But so he stabbed somebody to death and it
was a robbery. But was it Was it a robbery
first or stabbing first? And then he robbed somebody?
Speaker 8 (15:17):
It sounds like it was a stabbing first, and he
just walked off with the wall.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
He claims he was what hammered.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
He claims that the one man came on to him.
But at the same time, the passed away person does
not have a voice in this. They weren't allowed to
say whether that was.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
True or correct.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And even if it was true, doesn't give you the
right to stab him. The answer would be no, thank
you and move on. But you know, his email was polite,
I or sorry. His letter was polite. It was hand written, obviously,
and his drawings were good. And he said right at
the very beginning of the of the letter, just to
let you it was like the first one of the
first sentences, just to let you know. I did, I'm
in here for stabbing somebody. I'm not a good person,
(15:55):
but let me tell you about somebody who is. And
I feel like, terrible, terrible people don't say things like that.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, I feel like it's too harsh, and Courts cann't
disagree with me here. It's too harsh of words about himself.
You know, Like if you're going to get rehabilitated, you've
got to believe that you can be what you seem
to be in your letter, which isn't a person who
has changed.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Like I'm not forgiving him for it, but I'm just saying.
Speaker 7 (16:17):
But we can go somewhere from here. You don't have
to stay in the pit.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Everyone needs to eat, right, And I was, I'll put
some money on his books. Yeah, what do you think, court,
I mean powers down?
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Yeah, a quick break?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah you cant. I mean if you want to give
him money, that's fine, that is completely up to You're.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Not giving this guy.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
We're not gonna even this guy money because we found
out that we are not allowed to give the prison
guard the.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Tickets, so we're we're gonna start fresh.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So we figured if she's not getting the tickets, he
won't get like ten dollars for his account.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
He can send more or.
Speaker 9 (16:47):
Just be curious.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Yeah, I'd just be curious about her side of the story,
Like is he as nice as he comes off in
the letter? Or is is he kind of creepy? Is
he always kind of staring at her a little too long?
Is he making comments? I mean, like all things like that.
Maybe maybe she doesn't actually want these tickets because this
this is going to like.
Speaker 9 (17:06):
Make him you know, hey, I got your tickets, and
now won don't.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
You give me.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Like having something over her head? You know that's not
a good idea.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
And when somebody left us a message, recalled and said
that if and if these stats are true, that she
is married to a monstrous man who's also on the
swat team at this prison. Yeah, so if that's the deal,
keep your hand off her thigh or you won't have one,
right right.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
So, I mean, I really like cash or criminals. You know,
we're not gonna be given a lot of money, literally,
just like five ten twenty bucks tops to make sure
they can eat.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
It's a tip of the cap, is what it is.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
But I think it's funny just to hear their stories,
or interesting at least to hear their stories and and
to hear how you hear what they think of it,
because you always I always wonder like, what does a
murderer think of what they did? Obviously he thinks of
what he did was terrible, But some people that are like,
you know, I don't feel guilty.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
Yeah, some people show no remorse whatsoever. Yeah, I'm sure
they come in a wide variety individuals.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
What about the people who the system has failed and
they believe that their innocence has been falling on deaf fears.
I don't want to hear a sob story about from
everyone saying I didn't do it, because half the people
say that.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
But if if your story's nuts, but you know, for
a facts, innocent people haven't.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Somebody's in there.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
She's listening to that and being wait, I promise I
know what they say that, but I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So I don't think inmates are going to be able
to hear the Donkey Show podcast in there because you're
gonna have to have access to the radio or to
the internet for that. But they can listen to the
live show. And if you know somebody, a friend or
a family member in prison, tell them, let them know,
let them know about this, this this crash, this cash
for Criminals segment. Have him handwritten him or her handwrite
letters to us. We'll read them on the air and
(18:49):
then we'll decide if we should put money on their
books or not.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
I can't wait for the first one to come in
me too, for the dogs to smell it, them to
open it, read it, put it back in, and then
send it over.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, and we admit that it might be a little
bit before this this segment gets going because the process,
you know, they send letters out, but then the prison people,
the prison guards or whoever has to, like, they read
everything before it's sent out.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Are those two letters are they stamped with the date
of when they went out the covers? Because are they
the same date? Because they got here on the same
same dates.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
So they do them in waves. Yeah, so we might
get five at once, which would be cool.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Wow, I'm really excited and I think court that's never
been done in the air before.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
We're just doing stuff for the first time.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Not that I can think of. I've never heard of
anybody doing that. So yeah, definitely breaking some new ground here.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
And also I've got to say stamps are not cheap
these days, so I.
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Mean, how much are stamps in prison?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Probably the same price.
Speaker 7 (19:46):
But isn't how much?
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Yeah, if there's a markup on stamps in prison, get fucked, like.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
Means communication with the outside world. What the hell.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's probably why they're a little bit more expensive though, right,
Oh you really want this?
Speaker 7 (19:59):
That's amazing.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
I think they're like seventy five cents maybe at this point?
Speaker 6 (20:03):
How much are they on the streets?
Speaker 8 (20:04):
Like?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
I like that?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Okay, yeah, yeah, seventy five cents is a lot compared
to the ten that was when we were a kid
or five.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
I remember the lot was bootleg and stamps.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Dude, this is out of control.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Oh, they won't even know, dude, just make your own.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
And then, you know, speaking of everything being expensive, and
we've been complaining about the complaining about this a lot,
but Jesus, uh, someone that I know spent nine ninety
nine on.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
Eggs the other day.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And then they're saying it the eggs could go up
another forty percent from where they're at now.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, I posted I found in my memories
on Instagram almost exactly a year ago this week. I
was bitching about eggs being like six ninety nine or
something like the like the good organic, cage free eggs,
and how I accidentally bought some eggs that I found
(20:56):
out at the checkout the you scan were ten bucks
and I.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Was like, live it about it. I was like ten
dollars for I can't believe this is crazy.
Speaker 8 (21:05):
And now it's just like that's the norm, and we're
all just like, yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
It didn't age very well. The video did not age well.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
If there's ever been a reason, and I know I'm
the guy to get a Costco membership two dozen for
I think it's nine to ninety nine two dozen free
range organic eggs.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
I still have a deal somewhere that's worth it.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
I gotta jump, I gotta go to a meeting.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
All right, we'll see.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Get your sobriety coin, don't wow?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
All right, So well that's uh, we'll see what happens again.
If you know any inmates, please let them know about
cash for Criminals with Tanner jew and Laura Cash for
a Crip, Oh, mcdecent in a text message and said, Hey,
mcd here, I'm gonna work on a jingle for your
cash for Criminals segment.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
That'll get the letters flowing.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Be a banger.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Yeah, can't wait, Marcus. What do you think you do
you like the segment or what's say you?
Speaker 10 (22:00):
I think it's great, man. I you know, it's kind
of funny. My my wife just sold her first original
painting yesterday since she started this whole tattoo career. And
I'm not gonna tell you how much she sold it for,
but you wouldn't fucking believe how much she sold it for.
And art is such a good outlet for people that
are going through tough things, and it can be worth
(22:22):
untold amounts of money to somebody that you won't even
know until they get it out there. And that's kind
of what you guys are doing, is you're getting it
out there. Who knows, you know, some of these people
that send this stuff in might end up pursuing a
career in art once they finished their rehabilitation.
Speaker 9 (22:37):
So some of these are so good.
Speaker 10 (22:38):
And you know, I'm with you on the fact that,
like sometimes good people do bad things. I don't think
that one action defines your life and otherwise I'm sure
that I never would have made it out of my
twenties without a really bad stamp on my forehead.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
You know.
Speaker 9 (22:53):
It's it's it's cool, man.
Speaker 10 (22:56):
I got a big spot in my heart for people
going through stuff like that. And I'm not trying to
be an apologist for criminals. That's not what I'm talking
about here. I think about what would happen if I
ended up in prison, and I would wash the hell
out in like a week, Like I would be in
a corner in a puddle, you know, And so I
think it's great, it's positive semen Puddy.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
Can help them out.
Speaker 10 (23:18):
Dude, I would be a grease spot on the floor,
no fucking question in my mind.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
You'd be carrying someone's pockets for sure, that's for sure. Yeah,
we were talking about.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
We were talking about prison emails or sorry, prison art
earlier and I got an email from somebody.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
You guys got to look at this art.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
You just got an email.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
It was during the show, but I didn't have a
chance to and I have to find it, Drew hold On.
But I got the email from this guy goes, here's
my prison art, and it was fucking incredible.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
That's what I'm kind of excited, like, And everyone can
get out here that shirt with the prison art on it.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Dude, this is I mean, these this art looks incredible
and they're just black and white.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
There's one that's cool.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
That's a that looks like an actual photograph. Those boobs,
those are titties.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Wow, that's a girl drinking. That's a skull man like
he is real. That's Jesus man.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
It's like super realistic.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Yeah, yeah, I like the hyperrealistic stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
That's impressive right.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
When you're sitting in there in the cell all day.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Just see, maybe it's maybe I should be a prison
art dealer. Oh my god, I just found thing.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I kind of want to go to jail just so
I can have some time to home skill.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Come out with a craft, come out the trade.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
The hobbies that I don't have time for now.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Damn, can't feed crows.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
Somebody send you guys some soap art that comes out
of prison.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Just don't let him drop it in front of you.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
I want a prison song. You know those guys that
will like.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Oh, yeah, bump and go or and then they'll rap
to it. I want to see some guy do that,
like do a song about the show.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Leave us a message on our phone.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Sometimes the keys your phones, and sometimes yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Send us a wrapping talk back out of your rap
from your buttthole. No, you can pull it out for
the song. I was thinking it's definitely as wrap a
little muffled rapping that ass. Wow.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
Hey, this is why those no Kia phones stuck around
for so long. They're smaller, they fit better, and they'll
go through anything.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
But the phase plate will pop right off.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh that would hurt yea that the phone came out.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
American flag in.
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Those things had an amazing vibrate function. We used to
We used to stand them up on our desks in
college and race them across the desk.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
So yeah, those things were bean boppers, multi functional.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well before we go today on the show, Marcus, we
did discuss crazy things that happened to you going through
TSA your customs. You know, yesterday on the donkeys Ship
podcast if you missed it, we were talking about Marcus.
He went through customs the other day in Cancun, and
I guess at.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
The same time he landed.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
About four hundred Russians landed too, and then their facial
recognition system went down, and it was just chaos at
the airport and through customs, and people were passing out.
I guess there were fights, and then Marcus almost lost
his wife, you know, all sorts of things.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Imagine him bitching about can I just get to the beach,
and those Russians are like, I haven't seen the sun
in the awards worthm time ever.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, So we talked about it today and we got
a lot of messages from people.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Marcus, You're not the only one who's been through some
ship through customs.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I mean, we heard from people that one guy was
he invented something because I remember what he did.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
He he was someone.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
For a security company.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, he invented some device and he put it in
a suitcase. But the airport police thought he had a
bomb because it went through security and it has these
wires in it and all these electronics inside of a briefcase.
And and then when they tested it for explosives, it
tested positive.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
You know that little that little makeup remover pad that
you see him wipe up and down, Well, it actually worked.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I guess that kind I guess the stickies that like
the sticky pads that he used to keep things together
in there. When they get hot, they emit some sort
of chemical that is the same thing that explosives emit.
And so when they scanned it, they're like, oh, this
is an explosive device. And so for almost an hour
he had he pulled aside and had to convince them like, no,
this is a security device.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
I just built it and it was a whole ordeal all.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Because of cheap glue.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
But he almost ended up in Gontanamo. Yeah, it could have.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
Been bad, and that'd be just my luck too, But
it wouldn't be some like sophisticated security device. It would
just be my beard trimmer. And it's like, oh, this
is emitting, you know, Sarah on gas, You're going to
prison in a Mexican prison forever.
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Yeah, that's what you get for buying it at ross.
You never know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
Yeah, But there was a lot of other reasons for
that costco membership.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
There are a lot of great messages that we got
from people today. There was a couple I didn't get
a chance to read because sometimes we'll do a topic
and so many come in that I just don't have
to talk at.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
All, especially a pack show like today.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
Yeah, mm hmmm.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Yes, say a day.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Uh, there's a show about TSA catching people in the
airport from other countries. They bring in cow poop and
they and they, uh, they'll bring in all sorts of
crazy things, cowpoop in a dead and dead quail, rod
rod dead quail for hours just sitting in their bag.
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Those border patrol shows have been on for a minute.
I mean they've been on since Low Death. They're great though,
that's it's just like prison shows. People can't get enough. Yeah,
the air the show it was airline line was great.
So good to see someone melting down at their gate.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Oh my god. That was at the beginning of the
A Karen era, so it was all so fresh.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Then this guy says, I used to work at a
federal port here in Portland.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Uh, and I was.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I read this in the air, but I was smoking
pot of my way to work, totally forgot that had
my bubbler on my lap And when I got to
the checkpoint and parked, I stood out the bubbler fell
on the ground and he was super embarrassed, probably more
butter to those bubbler.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Crack when you yeah, bust your bulb and your bubbly hmmm, it's.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
Such a stoner thing to do. Just forget that your
bubbler sitting in your lap. And these are the people
working the federal ports, by the way, right.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I think it says most of us have seen that firsthand.
Though if you didn't do it yourself, the guy's sitting
next to you did this.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
One says, I was going through the check point. This
is a couple of years back, and I had a
little Oh.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I read that one one of my friends was coming
back from Tennessee and her bag got swapped with another
person's bag. When she arrived at Lost and found, the
gentleman had her bag and was standing there, and she
asked him when she once asked him. Once she opened
the bag, she noticed men's men's clothes and men's clothes
in a box of tampons. M.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
I don't know. I think that might be a type
of h.
Speaker 7 (29:43):
That's right, Amen's clothes on X maybe an auto corrected.
I don't know. Men can have a pond.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
And then they say that's why I'm gonna have to
leave the story because it got worse Okay, well, I
don't even know what happened.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Yeah, I can't tell you though.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I went to Mexico for my honeymoon, and when we
were going through the Cancun airport, we got all the
way customs and I was walking around the corner out
the door to paradise, and this little Mexican lady holding
an ar pulls me aside and does a full luggage search,
which means they take you in the side room and
dump your bag and rummage through everything.
Speaker 7 (30:14):
This can end for fifty dollars whenever you would.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Like, and then you have to repack everything. They just
leave it there.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Of course, they also say, don't worry about getting touched
at TSA.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
It ain't gay if it's TSA.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
I've had some of my best sexual moments with the
back of that dude's hand.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
This one says, I always get padded down, don't. I
don't know if it's just a fat eye issue or what,
but it's super annoying.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
Rolls. You could put a kilo of cocaine under your arm.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Yeah, so do you guys?
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Remember when we went to Vegas for the show.
Speaker 10 (30:49):
We were going to broadcast from the top of the
stratosphere and we were checking in. This was like a
promotional deal. We were in business with the airline. I
was the last one to check in in the line.
And I'll never forget it. They scan tanners, they scan Drew's.
They grab mine and look up at me and slowly
draw with a highlighter a real long yellow line across
(31:12):
and then back to me.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Bend over.
Speaker 10 (31:15):
Yeah, and I got the I got the back of
the hand full meal deal. And that was in the
chin strap days. Like, I don't know what it is.
I'm the whitest human on earth. I got so sunburnt
when I thought that I was going to make.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Yeah uncovered. They think you're Brocada dude.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, with that thick beard, you do look like Brocade.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
It's like backwards that red shirt. But guy he's got
some Cada And.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
This guy's a douche but probably also has maybe has
a has a weapon. Let's open his buttle for sure.
Uh yeah, we're gonna call this episode Brocade.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I think. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
They are so handsy though, even though it's the back
of their hand, I feel like their knuckles go both
ways because now they still get a grip on things.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Yeah, I kind of like it.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
All right, we will see you tomorrow, be a Friday show.
We all have one more pair of tickets to see
Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, even though Laura is still not over
the finale.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
It was so bad.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Maybe still not get over it.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
You got one more day.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
I doubt it, but we'll have those at seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
God, you know, we were gonna have this comedian on
the show tomorrow and he canceled, and I'm super buttered
about it because what was his name?
Speaker 7 (32:25):
I want to call him, Johnny Rocket.
Speaker 6 (32:26):
Rocket, Casey Rocket.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Guys, I'll just tell some jokes instead.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Of a way and be frantic and talk about oxy cotton.
We'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Yeah, Casey Rocket. I saw him on Kill Tony.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yeah, very fine.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
And he's just got he just can't stop moving and
he's like, oh whoa, and he just does all these
I don't really know how to explain it, but just
type in Casey Rocket.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
How come he canceled?
Speaker 7 (32:45):
I sold out?
Speaker 6 (32:46):
My guessing the show sold out?
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Yeah, I mean he's got a viral thing going right now.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
They told Helium told me that he wasn't available, so
I see I want I.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Want to see him do TV too, because I feel
like that could go sideways and here would be fine,
but TV would the uptight police.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
But it's too me. You won't have him tomorrow, but
he will be at Helium.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
This weeke And if you want to go see Ksey Rocket,
we will see you tomorrow by transportation terminated.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Popular Podcasts
The Breakfast Club
The World's Most Dangerous Morning Show, The Breakfast Club, With DJ Envy And Charlamagne Tha God!
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Decisions, Decisions
Welcome to "Decisions, Decisions," the podcast where boundaries are pushed, and conversations get candid! Join your favorite hosts, Mandii B and WeezyWTF, as they dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often-taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday, Mandii and Weezy invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, they share their personal journeys navigating their 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engaging in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that resonate with your experiences, "Decisions, Decisions" is your go-to source for open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections—tune in and join the conversation!