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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Okay, what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Kidding?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Thanks for checking out Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show podcast.
Oh heard online at one of five nine in brew
dot com, our iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen to podcasts.
I'm Tanner Drew's here, Laura's here, bus Dress, Marcus is
with us this morning, and uh, tomorrow's the big day.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Man.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
If you're listening to this on April tenth, we record it.
I recorded it our our big beat. My meat competition
is tomorrow morning between Casey and Beef. I have no
idea who's gonna win, and I got sweaty palms thinking
about it. I'm like kind of nervous for both of them.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
Yeah, it's been a pretty sweaty couple of weeks thinking
about it, and I was able to push it behind
in my mind until this week and then it's.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, you didn't want to ruin your whole vacation life, right.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Yeah, but it also kind of just grew with time
that like, Okay, it's kind of like an impending project
in school. If you remember that feeling that the closer
you get, if you're not prepared, you started to get anxious.
And I know that feeling well, And that's why yesterday
morning and this morning have just been like, well, just
do the homework. So if you do lose, at least
you don't think he sold yourself short.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Like he did your best. You tried your hardest, gave
it a shot.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, I am a little I don't know. I don't
want to stay concerned. But if Drew loses, I'm afraid
you're going to take it a bit harder Drew than
Casey Beef water passing.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
The think that the way that Beef is though, is
he's that stoic guy, like the guy who's got to
keep his hands on the wheel and no tears while
driving so the family doesn't see hell.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Casey will definitely be bothered by it, but sulk in private. Yeah,
but I don't know that he I feel like he'd
be more upset than he will just be bummed. You
know that, you know?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Like, but as I said before, there's two different feelings here.
If I lose in the steak is great, I will
care less. I want that grill and I do want
to win, but if my steak is great and I
I taste it and I know it's like it's a
top shelf steak, I'm not going to ruin my weekend
over it.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I hear you. If you want to see the grill
that they're they're competing for, Colin from Goldberg Jones One
Hunter Divorce brought it down today. It's on our Instagram
if you want to see it at one of five
nine the brew or a Tanner Jew and Laura. But yeah,
someone and I guess Drew said off the air or
on the air earlier before we ended the show that
he if Casey wins, Drew will load it into his
car himself.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yeah, and I saw them sweating to the oldies bringing
it up here, So it's a it'll be something that
you know the winner will like for someone else to
put it in their car, right, But I hope that's
not the deal because I also and hopefully he's joking,
but my oldest brother said that don't bother showing up
to family barbecues about at win, So.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Really nice thing to say.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Yeah, I'll be terrible, Like I'm sure he's joking.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
He's like, no, as your big bro is not sugarcoated
a thing in my life.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
And he, I guess will not start with this competition. Marcus,
you're still coming up for tomorrow morning's competition.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Right, Yes, I am, and I love this. This is
this is the best kind of motivation. Is It's a
like something's actually at stake. H My my freshman year
high school wrestling, I had to wrestle a female, a
girl that was in my bracket. They didn't have separate brackets,
and I'll never forget it's like my third match in
high school. And one of my coaches, who was a
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younger dude, you know, just out of high school helping out,
walks over and he puts his arm on my shoulder
and he goes, you lose your walking home and he
slapped me on the back and he turned around and
walked off, and he to me that was totally serious.
I was fourteen, and I was like, dude, we're five
hours from home right now, and it's yeah, I'm gonna
have to walk home if I don't beat this.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
She actually turned around and said.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
He also was like, oh yeah, one more thing, don't
get a chubb because.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
That would really suck wrestling. I mean, you think about it.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
You're fourteen, You're you have no control over your body.
You're wrestling a girl. I mean hopefully you're able to compartmentalize.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
You got a bone.
Speaker 8 (03:51):
Well because of because of let's just say this, she
was not for wrestling, Yeah, that she was. She was
right where she needed to be, so that wasn't a
problem that And I was only on the map for
about forty five seconds. I want it out.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
And I wasn't a good wrestler, you guys, but I
did everything I could to get done with that one
because of that motivation that Drew's talking about. And when
it's your brother, it hits different. It's that's blood, right.
He Drew knows he's serious. He's not sugarcoating it. Like
you said, I'm so excited. I don't wait to see
you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
What's weird? Is uh getting pinned by a chicken wrestling is?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I can get a boner these days? Yeah, exactly. If
I don't put on a singlet, I can't bet. Right,
if I'm not in a full nelson by a girl
at twice my size, then is it really Is it
really a boner?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
If you're not borderline giving me cauliflower ear. We're not
even doing it, you know, it's like you really got
to grind my face into the mat.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I want to come away with ringworm, so we don't
have to.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Put on the little anklets that show which team we're on.
We're not having sex, I'm exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
So tomorrow it starts at six am on April eleventh,
six am, Beat my Meat will begin, and then I
think by eight we should be doing the competition, actual
tasting everything and having the judges taste it, licking your chops.
At that point, still trying to find a chef. Hold on,
I just got a text from somebody, says Lisa Schroeder.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Oh from mothers Oh.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, the chef and owner of Mother's Bistro in Portland.
Susan knows her and she's on her friend's list. I
don't know who that is. Well, Mother's Bestro is famous.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Very good, All right, we should.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Reach out and ask they're legit. This is like two
or three text messages, all saying check with Lisa from
Mother's Bistro.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
I know mcde hit us up and sent me in
beef water a message about her.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
So nice. Well, if people know or maybe we'll be
able to wheel a deal. Yeah, we'll see what happens,
all right. I'm excited for that. So just you know,
make sure you come back tomorrow to check it out.
Be ready. I want to play this clip. So earlier
on the show we were talking about and the only
reason we brought it up is because we were talking
about it off the air, and it just makes me laugh.
This girl lives rent free in my head, you know,
like a meme that just made you laugh at You'll
just think of every once in a while. Yeah, I
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think of this girl all the time, and I can't
remember her name.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I put this girl that you're about to describe on
the same level as the Powerball kid. She's she's that
good of a clip or.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Apparently hold on.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Her name is Baya Baylon Dupre Baylan Dupree.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
That's a cool name. Yeah, she's so great. She's a
pretty girl. She has Tourette syndrome and she's you know,
sharing her her life with other people who are also
going through the same thing and trying to make it
easier for him, help them out with things, and trying.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
To other people about what tourette is.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Because it's not just dropping f bombs like it is
in the movies. Right, she does do that, sure, but
it's not that's not it. There's a lot of ticks.
People have different kinds of tourettes. And you know, she's
got the she's got the one where she'll she'll curse
and she'll say random things, but she also like blinks
in a weird woy.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
She's got the tick thing.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, and it's got to be exhausting, right, because you're
all day trying to hold your ticks back, and that
I just think takes a lot of energy, for sure.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Like I think all of us about a thing where
like whether you've got like a pinched nerve or your
stress and your eye is like doing the thing, and
it's involuntary behaviors that you want to control but can't.
It's got to be like you're almost a prisoner in
your own body.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
So I want to run this clip. You may have
seen it already. It's been out for a while. It's
been out for about a year. But she went on
Chris Cuomo's show on Newsmax or News Nation, whatever channel
he's on. Mm hmm, and you know she was having
ticks during the interview of course and Chris Cuomo because
she's saying a lot of random shit. She's cursing on.
She tells Chris Koma to go fuck himself a couple
of times, and like he's doing everything he can.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
To twist that was Yeah, that was sir.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
That's just an opinion because he admits that. Listen. When
I first saw her clips, I thought she was a
performative actor. I didn't think she's telling the truth. And
then I got to know her more and now he's
fully on board with her.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Well, it's hard to tell, right, like who's doing it
for clicks and who's really struggling with.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I kind of thought she might have been playing it up,
like maybe she had it, but she was just playing
it up.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
A little bit because her tick is too funny, right,
Like it's the way she releases it is just hilarious.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
And you know she knows it's funny. There's her reality
show with her and her boyfriend. There's a clip that's
going viral that's really great. But here's the clip from
when she was on Chris Cuomo show about a year
year ago, dropping the F bomb and then saying, buddy,
you own biscuit, fat ass it's my favorite line Evertes.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
And how has it been as you've gotten more famous.
Do you believe that people are understanding better or are
they dopes like me who think you're acting?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I say it's I say it's the same. I think
there's a lot more people that don't understand what Tourette's is,
and they like to educate theirselves more so. I get
thousands of dms from parents, from teachers, from girls that
have been diagnosed with Tourette's and they've had to be
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kicked out of school for attention seeking because they up,
they rip up their home work or do things like that.
I've had parents reach out to me asking me, oh,
my son's coming home with a girlfriend and his girlfriend
has Tourette syndrome. So, and then I also get very
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evil people that would comment and say like, go fuck yourself, Chris,
your own biscuit, fat ass. Fat As told me that
my parents deserve to die in a car accident because
I'm faking my condition, or people Chris.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Clma The best is Chris Clomo doing everything he can
to keep his composure.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Because the next sentence out of her is really Debbie
doubtter right, and he's like yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
And he uses that like as soon as she says that,
like then he can he gets a straight face and
you can see the smile wash away, but he's he
starts to laugh and then he puts his head down
and puts his hands on his face to like, get
it together. I'm a newsman. I'm trying to be a
pro buddy. You wouldn't be laughing.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Buy on, biscuit, fat ass.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
It's just fun to say, honestly, do as we haven't
incorporated into your life.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, I can hear it again.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And then I also get very evil people that would
comment and say, like, go fuck yourself, Chris, your own biscuit,
fat ass, that have told me that my parents deserve
to die in a car accident because I'm faking my condition,
or people have told me that like I've had to
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have the police out my house because people gave out
my location and so they're going to come toward my
house like it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yes, here's the thing off.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Clinically, people suck and they're mean and they're stupid, and
they try to make themselves feel better by going after others.
And you are the antidote, my young friend, because you
have my kids my kids repeating your lines so that
it's almost become cool and not because you know it's raunchy.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
It's because you're be That's the end of the clip.
But that's it's how even his kids are going you
own business.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
He's going home, like, please stop.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Dad, Have her on again? Yeah, she's got to have
her on again. She's fantastic. And the reality show with
her and I think it's her boyfriend. Yeah, it's really cute,
like they seem to really care about each other. Let
me see.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Baylon bailing me out or bailing out bailing out loud.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Okay, so here's a couple of questions that maybe someone
in this room or Marcus can uh can answer for me.
Does this mean that she can never go to the movies,
like because she can't.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Stay good good? Yeah, you're probably right. Does this mean
like so when she goes to bed?
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Obviously, I would guess that it turns off because you
go into a different part of your brain and then
like if you wake up and you toss and turner,
you're like, oh.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Buttery shit, good question.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Here's here's a clip from the TV show of her
and her sister. So her sister's next to her, and
this is what happened. How do you.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Sammy as henrhoids, So Sammy's crabs.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Sammy has a vagina and that's it.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
The sister's so desensitized, Like these are all true. Yeah,
I've got those.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Oh I love it.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Man.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Imagine when they is kids, so on a road trip,
You're just like, if this could stop, that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
It is one of the shows that really makes you
feel warm inside when you watch it because of the
family around her, and they're they're so supportive, Like you say, Drew,
They're they're desensitized to it, so it doesn't it's not
a big deal to them when it happens.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
It just is is who she is.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
And I always think about the families because I saw
a video of some guys with Tourett's and they were three.
I think, like British dudes walking around together and there's
just a camera following them, none of their families there
with them. But like they walk into this store and
one of them goes, this is the robbery stick them
up and like yells it loud, And I wonder about
things like that, Like I'm pretty sure I don't know
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if it was a balin where I saw it.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
But she's in an airport.
Speaker 8 (12:53):
She's like, we've got a bomb, Like, how did those
people around you not just melt into a puddle when
you say something like that.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
If you do, if that does happen, there might be
a card or something you just instantly handle the person
that says I have Tourette's Yeah, like I can't. I
can't help myself.
Speaker 6 (13:08):
I'm screaming bomb at TSA because it's making me feel better.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Because like that has that has to have happened what
Marcus described, It has to have happened, and you can't
be held accountable. There's gotta be a medical procedure like
or some sort of like you know, card or some
sort of papers that they have to hold.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
My luck as soon as I'm handing the paper over
taste for the bomb.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Com Yeah, here's another great clip from the TV show
This is Hurt and her boyfriend.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
My gaming area is the most important part of the
house for me.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
It's a stress reliever and a reshap. On shoot, I
don't even need a bed.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
I'll sleep in my gaming chair if I have to.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Hell, hell.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Do it one more time. And he's really great too,
Like he's he's laughing with her and supporting her, like
they just she's got a good group of people around her. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Well, and I think it's a good two way street
because he obviously needs the video games for a little
bit of a removal from the every moment of it.
And also, like if she didn't have Tourett's, I know
a lot of girls would red flag when.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
You say I could live in this gaming chair.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
So it works out for them because he wants to
game and she's got Touretts, Like, let's let's compromise.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
There are a couple I really want to work out. Yeah,
you know, like those two I hope stay together. So
they're great. Go check them out. It's called out what's
the show called Bailing Out Loud? Bailon Out Loud.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
It's just wild that in twenty twenty five, I mean,
we're we're making extinct animals come back and we can't
figure it out what that little thing in the brain
is that needs a little geeky.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Can we stop funding Jurassic Park bullshit and just fix
people who already are here, you know, like, let's do that.
Do you remember the Tourette's guy, Oh, Yeah, the one
who passed away. He was incredible.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Yeah, it was years ago he died, but he was
original viral videos.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
He was the guy that he had a video where
he would like, wake up and there was a giant
eminem next to his bed and he just went, what
the fuck?
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Holy shit, And then he got set up by whoever
was with him, like for sure where they would like
they would trigger him and then just watch him geek.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Here is a little bit of Tourette's guy.
Speaker 8 (15:24):
Holy shit with a shirt.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I spilled some cereal on it.
Speaker 9 (15:31):
Go Puir.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Paid the pert shot. I heard some of this stuff,
like I heard. I heard rumors that he didn't have
duretts well, and I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
In the end, it was all very perfect in the time,
and we were easy to consume at the time.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah, this is early viral video stuff.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
There's nothing to.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Eat for breakfast. Oh that's total.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
I don't really like that.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Don't talk total.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
It does now that you mentioned it sounds pretty script, Yeah,
because it's not. It's not like involuntary it yeah, just
being it's the vulgar.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
It's his son that ruins it for me. I would
believe Tret's Guy ife for the guy Napoleon Dynamite stunt
double it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
But also it's like he's responding to his questions, whereas
I feel like people with Tourettes what they say doesn't
really make sense in context with the conversation.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I ever wondered what it looks like when it's sorry
of your own biscuits. That's his TikTok starting. I don't
like that when videos just start let me click it. Yeah,
but anyway, I really liked it. I really like me
some tret's girl whatever her name is, Balin mm hmm, yeah, Marcus.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
I sent you another classic from long ago, like this
precedes the Vine Days, but it's a guy with Tourette's
British guy singing losing my religion. I don't know if
you guys remember it, but he's got really bad turetts
and he tries to karaoke losing my religion. And it's
probably a top ten all time video for me now
that I've seen it again, Like I was, just look
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it up. I don't know if you'll be able to
pull it up or not.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
I got right here we go.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Oh, so.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Would you like to know fuck.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
What happens to me after I recall a song. Oh yeah,
fucking fuck up. Well, I'm absolutely fucked. Oh shit, Oh
there it is. That's what it is. Fuck a fuck
a fuck.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Makes it really good. Yeah, he's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
I like that guy that guys should be in front of,
like an outback steakhouse.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
Yeah, make a ton of money busking with this uh,
with this affliction.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I think you know.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
The thing about it is is it's it's such a
it's such a terrible affliction to have, and the people
that make the most out of it, I feel like,
are the people that get to live the richest lives.
Like just own it and go out there like bailing
out loud and just you know, the people around you
love you. You are who you are, and just be yourself.
I don't know something about It's just like a heartwarming thing.
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And I hate that about it because I'm sure it's
uncomfortable and terrible for the people that have it.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
You know, it's just like cerebral palsy. Now, cerebral palsy
is even more brutal disorder to deal with, but their
brain is intact like yours and mine, and just like
this girl or guy with Tourette's, their brain processes just
like yours does. It just has trouble going with that
last little bit where it delivers the message. So I
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feel like sometimes people like this get considered like they're
handicapped or something, and they have the ability to push through.
It's just it's a tougher battle for them. So when
they do tip of the cap, yeah, yep, well.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, go check out the videos and be nice to
them because they're they're good people and there they didn't
ask for that. Yeah, okay, So I think that's it
for us, you guys. We have so much to do today,
and we have to get ready for a big event tomorrow,
which has beat my meat. Marcus is driving up here?
Are you coming up here tonight or tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Now?
Speaker 8 (18:58):
I'm gonna come up tomorrow, all right? I yeah, getting
up there losing that night. I think I'm just gonna
go to bed super early and probably leave out of
here at like four or four thirty tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I should be up there and plenty of time. Yeah,
it'll be good. Nice. We can't wait to see you, buddy. Yeah,
you'll be able to watch it again.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Sorry, god, it's it's officially going to be the earliest
steak I've ever eaten, And that's always good to put
a mark like that in your book.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Anyone who hasn't seen the meat that we're going to
be cooking, you can check it out where there's a
video on our Instagram and Facebook pages on one O
five nine and.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
The Brew and on the Tanner and Drew and Laura page.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
Oh you want a quick recap of where the poll is?
Real quick?
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yes? Before let me just think the sponsors one more time?
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Speaker 6 (19:48):
So and it was already my favorite butcher shop. It's
like a match made in heaven. I'm so stoked.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah, let me get a timpany going here? What am
I going back to Underdog's us?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Laura?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
What's the deal? Who do the listeners think will win
tomorrow's beat My Meat competition?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Okay, and what's this?
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Ooh you O?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
The gap is closing, Drew, the listener listeners still have
more faith than you fifty two percent of the vote
beeflatter at forty eight percent.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Wow, that's a coin flip. It's close.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Yeah yeah, and well that that poll will be able
to go through until the show starts tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
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Speaker 3 (20:36):
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