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March 5, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Yeah, what's up kid? It's Tanner, Joe and Laura's Donkey
Show podcast. Oh thanks for checking us out online on
one of five nine, the brew dot com, the iHeartRadio app,
or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner, Drew's here,
Laura's here. Uh bus Tres Marcus is traveling back from
Cancoon this morning. He'll be back I guess tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
And Court is joining us on the phone from his
house because he's got painters coming today, so he's got
to be there. Are they painting inside or outside?

Speaker 6 (00:43):
Inside? Fortunately because it's raining, so it would be would
be pretty sucky for him to say it was outside.
But yeah, they were here yesterday and did like part
of the house and now they're they're gonna try and
finish up today or maybe tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
You're doing the entire interior, just a couple of.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
Rooms, uh, living room, dining room, kitchen, bathroom and hall.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
How much is that? If you don't want me ask,
is that is that gonna cost you quite a bit
of money?

Speaker 6 (01:07):
Or Uh, well, my friends over it sort of hooked
me up. But that would normally cost you about it
would cost about five grand.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Okay, yes, what color did we do?

Speaker 6 (01:20):
Well? That that was a whole big discussion, big show.
There's yeah, there's lots of big. It's all eggshell, a
little bit of yellow, a little bit yellow in the
dining room and the living room, a little bit of
blue also in the dining room. Uh, the kitchen is

(01:40):
going to be kind of a greeny thing, and then
the bathroom. I forget what that's I think it's could
be blue.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
As I have feeling you didn't. You didn't choose any
of these colors.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
It sounds like, yeah, with whatever my wife wanted to go.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
She would have pastel collection. He's all fine.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You know that's so worth it, though, to get painters
to do your house, Because when you start a painting project,
you think, oh, this won't be so bad a bit,
and then you start doing it and taping everything off your.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Life a bit.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's really satisfying. I like doing it, but you're right,
it is so much work. I decided at my old
house to paint two of the walls in my bedroom red,
and I don't know if you've ever painted red, but
you have to do like nine ten coats.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, and like, good luck ever painting over it because
you see everything.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Well you got to keep going and going.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, what they'll because you'll see every little streak and
every little brush. Yet but what they'll do to I'm
sure they just you paint it like a gray or
a white color and then you paint over.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yah, you put the primer down.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
But yeah, man, I remember it took forever because I
was like I did one or two coats. I'm like,
you can still see the streaks, you can still see,
and it took like it took I'm not even joking,
like eight or nine coats too.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Do you not get enough red working here?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Before all that, if he was to do it now,
he probably would never do that full red because he's
theirs at a red wall all day.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
It might defense it was more of a maroon.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh okay, but.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, it's it's a bitch. It's the red family. Is
hard to paint it. But yeah, when you get a
professional team and they do it all and it.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
All done quickly, and yeah, it.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Does look satisfying too when they have the guns.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Oh yeah, when I moved into my house. We did
the all of the all of that old looking what
is it the oak look all that would in my
entire house before we put anything in. They went full
dexter kill room on the entire house and then just
you watch them just change everything in just a matter
of seconds. Right, pretty impressive.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
I wanted to play you a clip that I saw
on TikTok last night. We haven't played a Karen flipping
out in a long time. I don't know that you'd
call this woman a Karen. It's just somebody having a
meltdown inside of a McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
I do like a good ass out.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
It is sometimes a good crash out. It's always fun
to watch.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
M hm.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
This is I don't know what this woman's mad about.
She's upset about. I guess her order at McDonald's. What
the disturbing part about this clip that I'm about to
play is she's melting down, wanting to fight the McDonald's
employees and stuff. She's got her kid with her.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh that's a bad look.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
That's a terrible So it's just gonna make them like
you yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
And and like you're watching it and you feel really
bad for the kid, because the kid doesn't even seem phased.
So he's used to it.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, he's used to mom.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Melting down in public. Yeah, you know, because you've seen
some videos and the kids are just having a meltdown
because they probably don't see their mom do that very often.
This kid is just like whatever.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
She goes again, we'll probably get a free fry out
of it.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
But she is hot and like she oh she is.
She's no, not hot as in like oh temperature, She's
just she's pissed.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
So what's the problem. What is she's so upset about?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I don't know exactly. Well, I'm gonna listen to the
clip and we're gonna try to figure it out. But
she leaves and comes back, and leaves and comes back.
This is this woman's meltdown inside of a McDonald's. Okay, uh,
this is from TikToker. I don't know some I.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Don't think it matters. I'm not looking at this video.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Why why am I not hearing it?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Fuck, I forgot. I screwed this thing up when I
was looking.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
For trying to fix audio and it shut it down.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, I think I can fix it. Kkr ZPC I
don't need to hear Z one hundreds PC. What if
the guy in there is just like watching porn.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I mean I've seen that happens about slapper. Pretty awkward.
Did you guys ever, when when McDonald's got your order
wrong when you were a kid, do you ever remember
your parents making a fuss or even going back inside
to get the order fixed.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
No, I would you eat whatever we got?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
My mom's like, oh they put onions on it, too bad?
Scrape it off or eat the way it is.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Yeah, we were so excited to be getting McDonald's that
you just eat whatever it was in the roight same
now everyone completed, we.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
End up getting the fish. We could end up getting
the fish sandwich instead of a burger, and then my
parents would be like, well, I guess you're eating the
fish sandwich now.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Good luck? Open up, buddy.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah right, Oh man, I fucked up everything.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Can you re enact it for us?

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
That'd be sweet.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
No frame by friends.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
It is a full blown melt down. But for some reason,
I can't turn my fucking PC on the pot and
I can't get hold of the engineer.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Did you turn turn off the pot? Make sure you
turn turn it back on again. Yeah, to turn it
off to make the change, and then turn it back
on again. And I don't think it won't change the
list of stuff.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
Yeah, I fucked it up.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Dang it.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Well, you know, I'm I'm sure she was completely justified
in losing her freaking mind.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I think I could play it through the box pro all.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Right, So you can put it in there and then
you can pull it out.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Put it in and pull it out. That's the way
we like it.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Yeah, that's actually from an old sex said video from
the seventies. Wait what Yeah, everything you need to know?
You pull it in and take it out.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
No, I can't because I'm not locked in on this computer.
Oh god, I'm so annoyed.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Hold on, how are you able to mess it up?
But now you can't put it back?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
It says every time I try to click it, it says
it's locked.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
How come it wasn't locked before?

Speaker 6 (07:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I didn't tell me that a second ago. That song
it's locked, and I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Got a conned locked up.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
It's telling it's locked. Why is it telling me it's locked?

Speaker 6 (07:18):
Did you turn the pot off?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
That's not a thing.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
It is the button that instead of live.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Okay, then make the change. Okay, all right, that is working.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Actually, yeah, you owe him a massive apology.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
All right, I'm sorry for yelling, but it works. I
thought he was like turn it off and on again.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
You're being sarcastic, But no.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
No, he's dead serious and it actually is working.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
We get to watch this lady fail.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Why does that work? What is it just like a
digital reset or something?

Speaker 6 (07:50):
What is that it just if if it's if it's on,
it's assuming that it's it's playing what you wanted to play,
and it's not going to let you make a change
because it's on that wa you don't accidentally switch sources
in the middle.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Okay, I guess that's the point. They had told us
that ahead of time.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Why do we have so many inputs and like in sources,
Like we don't need all this ship? What is all
this for?

Speaker 6 (08:12):
Well, it's because it's an entire city is worth of sources.
That's not just the bruise.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Wh you apparently so anyway, I'm ready to we don't
want to at this point.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I just want to get better.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Eat the face of an employee.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
This is I will I will say that it is
a it is a good clip.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
It's monumental.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Believe me.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
I'm seeing every other source see one hundreds PC, I
see you know the Eagles PC. I see every PC
except for the one.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I need Drew run over to the Eagle and play
the clip off of the Eagles.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Actually, that probably would work, Yeah, but that's not doing
too much.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
On anything for the show.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
I got the Blazers, Uh, the Rip City, Baby, I
got the news. Oh here we go PC. Oh my god,
it just it just the universe is blocking the I
don't think it's going to happen, y'all. It was just there, though,
it was I saw it and then like it does
that thing when like if you go too far and

(09:23):
then you go back, it just takes you to the
very topicy.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh yeah, oh Man Tanner's upper lips getting sweaty.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, I'm also just fat, So that's not true.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
My body is in a cooling mode and that's why
it sweats lately.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I don't know if it has been my has been
my body, but I've been really hot in here. And
I know I usually wear a jacket or a hoodie
or something, but normally can hand it, you know.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
I was actually thinking about that.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Last week or two, i've been hot as ball.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I was thinking about that this morning when I was
trying to decide which socks to wear because it's cold outside.
It's hot in here, but the last couple of days
i've felt it's been kind of cold. And then I
was thinking about how you're always like, oh, it's so hot,
but you're always cold.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
I don't know how how.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
You guys wear jackets in here. I mean it is
hotter and balls always.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
I just am usually always cold, I think.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
And anytime I wear a T shirt, that's when it's
like a randomly cold day and I'm like, and.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
This corner is nice and warm. It's it's pretty pretty
cook city.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Maybe I should just have like a station.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah, it keeps like a little uh I think is
the brew across the back of station coat.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Like a member.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
So I think it should be a map on how
to find the fucking pace on the console, and like
it would be such an easy thing to just call
the engineer and say, hey, bro, that's the old way
of doing I can't see the thing on the on
the board, can you fix it for me?

Speaker 5 (10:41):
And now it's scanned the QR code. Indiana will call.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, to somebody in Cincinnati.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
It's not joking.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
They're going to email somebody else in New York. Who's
gonna okay the fact that somebody can come over here
and help you.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
I can't find it. How can I? I don't understand
how I can find every other goddamn source except for
the one that I need.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
That's just the way it goes. You know, remember yesterday, Drew,
when you're like, oh, thank god, Monday is over, and
I'm like, Tuesday is my least favorite day.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
This is why, because everything breaks on courts wheels up
vacation day. He got broken stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
You should be here so I could get this.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
You could have fixed it.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
He could have fixed this. We wouldn't have this problem.
And he got you further than well, I wouldn't have.
No reason Court's on the phone right now is because
I couldn't find his channel through this pot. And that's
why I lost the PC in the first place. I
blame Court for all this.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
If he came to work, this wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Buttons over there, I just randomly.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Buttons, I know, are you calling Joe?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
I'm calling Joe.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
He's not going to answer.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
He might sometimes he does.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
He does not straight to voicemail.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Told you, I told you he'd picked up because he's
my boy, Joe, You're my boy. Yeah, yay yet yea, Joe,
I'm having melt down in here. I need your help.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Joe Tanner broke the radio station again.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
I took the PC off the console and I can't
hear the PC anymore, and I don't know how to
get it back.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh that's too bad.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Are you at home? Are you able to patch in
and fix it? Or or in my ship's creek because
I have a really hot clip. I want to play
these guys.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
This better be Oh, he's in it right now.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
He's in there right now. I told you, Joseph fucking.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Jettak ghost in the machine over here, Joseph.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Gangster man, Joe.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
You heard what he was saying about you five minutes ago.
I need two things, Joe. I need I need the
PC on the original pot that it was on, and
I need COURT on the other pot that we had
K one of three. Okay, see you know, I'll have
it in two seconds. Because he's a badass.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Did you put a ticket in for this?

Speaker 5 (12:56):
I don't even have to post ticket. I call my
boy on repeats.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
So can we also get like a reset button just
to reset the entire board so we didn't have to
do this every.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Time Court wants a reset button. So when this does happen,
I can just hit the button and we'll go back
to our defaults, which actually is a great idea.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Joe does having a nice right.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
He's working, Joe, you've got a command center at your house.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Sorry, just my laptop and like three screens.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I like to imagine that he's got like a whole
setup where he's like moving back and forth with his chair.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
It looks like the matrix. It's like CTU. Yeah, yeah,
ct AT Yeah, computers everywhere it's except for at his house.
There's kids screaming.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, there's that.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
You can hear him typing away, get it fixed. Just
keep giving me Mike checks and eventually I'm assuming I'll
hear you do. I have to keep the pots off
or on, Joe.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
This podcast has already been like twenty minutes long, and
we have talked.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
About we're gonna get to the clip. Laura, it's only
been fourteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay, that's and uh I wasn't even exacterating.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah, yet I don't see it.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Now, make sure the podcast remember.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Which it's uh, it's it's not the far right one
that says TV, it's the two next to it. They
don't they're not.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Numbered, gotcha? Ten four?

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah, this is just behind the scenes stuff. Yeah, so happens.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
This is how we get the big clips, Laura.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, watch this be the biggest podcast we've had.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yeah, it's like, okay, from here on out, we're train
wrecking everything.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
So far we talk about painting and a massive train wreck.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Well, no one got hurt in this train wreck physically,
so yet. Yeah, it's not over.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
I might throw a chair exactly.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
There's still there's still cars coming off the track.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Dude, Back in the day, that shit would happen, like
guys would melt down in the studio. You had some
colossal ones.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
Back it broke.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
I never like threw kicked a hole in the garbage can.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
I kicked the dent in the garden, dent in the Okay,
my defense.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
In my defense, I was on well Buttrin at the time,
and I had been on it for like, I don't know,
like a week.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Did that make you insane fucking crazy?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
And I remember what happened was the next gen, the
computer that runs the whole station, like places the songs
in all the commercials everything. It locked up on me.
I do hate that, and it went from song to
stop set when we were supposed to have like a
ten to fifteen minute talk break right there. So it
threw it threw off the hole because we were simulcasting
our show on another station, and it just threw everything
off and I lost it.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
That garbage can got its ass kick that well.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Buttrin just sent me from zero to eighty in like
the snap of a finger. And I was so upset
that the like, the whole day was screwed up after that.
So I just turned around and I kicked the shit
out of that metal.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Trash can I feel like you stomped it out?

Speaker 4 (15:57):
I just I just kicked it a bunch and I
hurt my.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Toes checks out.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
And he was in thicker shoes back then, and your
shoes now that would break a toe.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I got the PC back.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's bad.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Joe.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Now he's just got to get court on another one.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
The hero of the day, dude, Joe.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Is the man. The good thing is we.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Can't do not quite done yet.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Oh he's almost work working on it.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
He's got his mits in there fiddling around.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I really hope you guys like this clip.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Oh I'm gonna love it. I don't even care if
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
At this point, I'm like, Wow, that is the best
thing on the internet today.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
I expect you guys to sell it.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Nobody has ever asked out like this chick.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
She's just yeah, she's just losing her mind ins out
of a Mickey D's. And you feel bad for the kid.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Do we know which menu item she's up?

Speaker 4 (16:44):
And maybe she's maybe she might say it.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
She pissed that the ice cream machine's broken, as per usual.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
She's in a full blown mcflurry right now.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I actually heard that that wasn't going to be a
thing anymore.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
The mcflur the flour machine, because they're like doing something
where they can fix it now.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yes, it's so, it's it's like that. Uh, it's like
the whole thing we were talking about yesterday. You can
repair your own stuff.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
All right, Court, give me my check check tick tic
tack tick tick tick tick tick.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
That I can't tell where from not hearing any court
connected on what do you connected on court?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
On my end.

Speaker 6 (17:19):
It says cant W studio or remote VT.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
It says KfW study remote VT.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
Have him connect to the bacon and beer.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
One there, we connect to the bacon and beer. When
he said.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
It is not that's not listed on my that's not listed.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Can we can we do this later?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
He can hear the clip through the phone.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
We have court on the phone.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Let's just I find this to be very interesting and
I'm really enjoying it.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Well, wait it out, Joe, you clicked the button a
little bit.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
What did you say?

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Just one second? Oh fantastic.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Oh wait was that quick through the mic or you?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
No, no, oh no, it's him to the phone. Still
all right, Joe, will listen. I'm gonna hang up with
you and if it if it starts to work, it works.
If not, you you did fifty percent of it.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Yeah, I've got like thirty seconds left.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Okay, less than that.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
All right, we're gonna podcor up and it's gonna sound
exactly the same. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
No, one's gonna be a telligence.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Well know, and that's what's important. The delay when we
talk and he's all, huh, that'll be gone right, that
doesn't happen.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
It's still it's still the courts channel. Yeah, it's off.
It's off.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Try it all right? Court, go ahead, see it's easy.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Joe.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
I love you, buddy, I owe you want Okay, it's
got job, no problem. I love your face, buddy, Big ups,
big up? Did Joe not?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'll heares wear.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Capes somewhere a pocket protector.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah, all right, cord I got you on the mic. Now,
very good, everyone, that's way better.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
You hear the resonance in his voice.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Actually, run out of time for the clip.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
When you'll see you to mode, We'll play for the
best teeth in the history of man.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Now here it is. Here's this clip. I feel bad
for all right, sorry again. I feel bad for the kid,
and I also feel bad for the staff because nobody
deserves to be treated like I always love that too

(19:46):
when they when they declare that with their kids as
they're crashing out themselves.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
You are, you're the problem.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
I got in my car and you also have like
a crowbar in your hand and you're singing it.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
You're adel Yeah, so the one who's you said, I'm
twenty nine and a whoop be asked that's a McDonald's employee,
because she's.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I couldn't tell who is who.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
The first girl you hear is the customer. The lady
you hear most of the time screaming is the customer.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
You're going to be a product of what's happening to you, though.
If I'm screaming in your face, you're gonna scream back. Listen,
I will, I will match your energy.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
It's no problem.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Call this over some nuggies. Yeah, how could ever get here?

Speaker 6 (20:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
So now other employees are trying to calm the employee
that's starting to get hot. Down like yo, calm.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Starting to get hot, take a chill past you see
like return.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
You see somebody trying to carry your way. Another person's
pulling her hoodie. So there are other employees trying to,
you know, hold back the employee that's starting to get hot.
But listen, yes, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
I was gonna say the the lady was screaming the
customer sounds like Leslie Jones from Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
That's what I'm imagining.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
But it's kind of like her mock blow ups. But
it's right right right?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
What did she pin?

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Pongan bean pool.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Was it a bean pole?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
A bean pole? Pink, I've got a bean pole?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Your baby is somebody pregnant back there, and your baby
damn my goodness, Okay, like that, Okay, fuck you.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
It's funny, like, don't disrespect me in front of my kid.
You have embarrassed your kid thoroughly, you yourself, And just.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
To think the kid's like standing there like he's not
even fazed, which means he sees us all the time.
And that's like the thing that breaks my heart the
most is when you just see the kids knowing that
they're having to deal with that all day long.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
And imagine the mom on the way home legitimizing her
behavior like you know why it happened, Yeah, like just
just shut up.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
And then she's probably really volatile, right and probably yells
at him and snaps at the kid really easily.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Oh I'm sure she's quiet and understanding with him. You know,
it just seems at had a pretty good head on
her shoulders.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
So at this point, she's on her cell phone and
she's kind of just like walking around the lobby of
the McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
You got to who you calling it?

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Well, you know you've asked out now you can't leave
because it's like you're in.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
It, right, why's you get out? Beach Cora, She's like, Okay,
wait till you get off. I'll be in the parking
lot on that pitch. Call up people.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
So like somebody get arrested because it doesn't look like it.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
It looked like because this goes on for a little
while longer, it looks like she leaves the restaurant at
one point comes right back in because she's not finished.
And I think she does that twice. And then at
some point I think they say they're calling the police,
and then the cops.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
The cops would be called so fast.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
But they're conditioned for abuse at this location when the
employees talk like that as well.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Yeah, if at my local McDonald's, five minutes of this
and there's three cop cars and like in Portland though
nobody's coming, no over it. Has has a gun been pulled?
Has shot? Have shots been fired you? Or is there
an assault? That's when the cops come.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Not for this.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
There's there better be a body on the ground and
then they'll show up, you.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Know in certain areas, since you know areas that there
nothing goes down. I'm sure the cops would show up,
but the burbs are Lord, nobody's coming, so uh, anyway,
you just have to kind of let him wear out.
It's funny. There's like like a middle aged white dude
who just walked in. And he walked in and he

(24:16):
just looked. He looks like, what's going on in here?
So you're telling me, no one's gonna make my quarter
pounder with cheese.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
This bitch.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Right there, now she's walking in circles on a lobby
like she's in the center of a mosh pit. Yeah,
and now she's walking out, going somewhere else. Now she's
walking out. She got a out like she got her
You can still hear her through two swing doors.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
An issue, bitch, look at the showers?

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Is that is she complimenting his bomb ass bitch is
an insult?

Speaker 5 (25:05):
It must be now because back in the nineties that
was like, hey, thanks girl.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Thank you bomb ass wings.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Yeah, these must be some really good heels or something. Yeah,
I appreciate bomb ass bitches.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
I'd rather be a bomb ass bitch.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Maybe she's on well, Butrin, it's very possible.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Teach it to that trash get man. You keep the
trays right out of that bit wow, Wow, drop the hammer.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
This is the reason why all of the you know,
the fast food chains are going to AI. This right
here exactly, dude, you're right.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
I feel like it should be Roulette though, where once
in every five hundred transactions the robot will also.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Fifty years from now, that robot is going to be
ratchet as fuck.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah, exactly, it's gonna be jaded. It doesn't matter how
you program it. It has AI. It's gonna hate you.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Bet boop, wait till I take my circuits off.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Bitch, suck a circuit board.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, it's gonna be interesting to see what happens. But
it does look like you know, we just announced I
think last week that uh six hundred wind these locations
are going AI and they're drive through and that's just
a matter of time because you know, you go into
a McDonald's now they're all you don't talk to a
person anymore. You go to a kiosk and the only
time you really talk to a person is if they
screw your order up and you have to like wave
them down because you don't or they hand you the bag.

(26:20):
You know, they don't really you're not talking anybody.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Right, and having two less employees out of McDonald's because
of that, Kiosk saves them a couple hundred a day.
Think about when they lose everyone. Dude, it's gonna save
them thousands a day.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
You think we'll see that in our lifetime? Court fully
automated McDonald's. Technically, apparently they can already do it now.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
I'd say five years.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
You think five years, maybe even less.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
It's the norm.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
It'll be you'll find it all over, but the norm.

Speaker 7 (26:42):
Court.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
You think by the end of twenty twenty five, we
could have a fully automated McDonald's.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Oh yeah, I wouldn't be like they do it.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I think they could do it all ready.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
I think they can.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
Yeah, some place is going to do it as just
like you're kind of showing off, like you know, hey,
we've got the first fully automated and people will go
there just to kind of check it out, and then
they will take that is a sign of oh, people
love this.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
We're going to have to do this everywhere.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
But they're going to like they've got to have like
a Joe there, right, Yeah, they have to have somebody
short engineer. Yeah, kind of like it is now.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Sure, they'll have a GM in an office somewhere.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
One or two people.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah, if I get a McDonald's, you walk up to
the counter, they're not coming up there like you have there.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
They're there to just get wave down your other side
road flare in this guy.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Somebody's got to be there to like collect the cash
and like count.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
At the end.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
McDonald's launched their first fully automated McDonald's in twenty twenty
two as a test.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
So where was that?

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Oh, it's a pretty long article. I will find out.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Wow, well it's coming, and you know it's unfortunate because
that's going to be a lot of like jobs that
people are going to lose out on. Which is that's
the worst part I think. But uh, you know, if
if when I say no pickles, I mean no pickles,
and if AI gets that right, I'm happy.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
So this story was about a test, was about how
they built a test kitchen that could do it. They
hadn't put it in a location yet when they did it, Well,
there it is, which it's coming.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
What'd she say at the end there, Uh, suck my dick.
But she said like God, bless y'all bitches something.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
God, bless y'all bitches suck my dick.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
That's actually pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
That's actually every time I leave church on Sunday. That's
what I She was confusing.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Mass pitches suck.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Nice for me, I cannot tell.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Very confusing, but there it is. I heard it. I
saw another one last night, I guess because I watched
this one. Like three more popped up. It's like, oh,
you want to watch mass outs and they were all
people yelling inside of a McDonald's and it was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Well, this algorithms driving me crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
What's your algorithm so much?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I watched one blackhead popping video and now it's like
all pimple popping videos.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
I'm like, God, which is strange because that's not normally
your bag.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Blackheads.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
I'll watch you like the black head, not the puss
of alert.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
I don't need like a whole six this algorithms are
very sensitive and there was like a day last week
where Instagram was just showing tons of murder clips.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Oh that was an accident. Yeah, yeah, they had to
apologize for that.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
It just shows that they have the control of the
mood of the earth and the fact that all those
murder videos are on our Instagram in the first place,
you know, like they don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
That's so crazy. They didn't They didn't really apologize for
the content.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
They just said that sorry that you saw it.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, yes, And I'm like, could we even do something
about that.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
TikTok rid of that stuff? I don't know what how.
I'm assuming it's like an algorithm or some sort of
AI that does that too. But if TikTok can do it,
I feel like Meda can do it too.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, Meda could absolutely do it. They choose not to.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah that's bullshit because you know what if the TikTok
does get banned, which it's still night, you know, so
many kids are just going to hop onto those and
we should not make it easy to find murder and
like damn near sex videos.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Yeah, it's not good for morale.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Hey, you don't have any butttholes. I've seen on it.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
It comes it's usually on the bruise thing.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Whoever set that up just went and said it like
like a bunch of porn stars.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I'm just like, what are we?

Speaker 7 (29:56):
What is because I log in and just searching for buttholes? Yeah, anyway, long.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
That's part of court's job is to find the most
elite buttholes.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Yeah, well on on the butt whole note. I think
we'll leave it there.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I think that's a good place.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
And we will see you tomorrow Wednesday. If you're listening
to this on Tuesday, March fourth, when we're recording it
tomorrow on the fifth, we will have uh, never mind
for a second, for a second, I thought this was
May the fourth.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
I kept thinking that today. I kept wanting to be like,
May the fourth be with you, But we're not there yet, Martin.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Would March the fourth be with you?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
But tomorrow we'll have more tickets to go see Jerry Seinfeld.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, and happy Marty Gras.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Oh that's right, we didn't even Yeah, way to go, Laura,
you're the Marty Gras.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
I need my I need my freaking Marty donutt. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Although it's not really a big deal like Martin Garls
on Fat Tuesday is a big deal.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
It's not a big deal here at all.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I do know a place that I'm going to get
some Benet's tonight to ask.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
What's what's that?

Speaker 5 (30:51):
It's just another Nolin's donut.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
It's like a yeah, it's like a pillowy delicious donut.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Okay, Lola, it used to be a Benet place, sugar
on top.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Well, Happy Fat Tuesday.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
I don't know, Like, what do people do they wave
a titty at people?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Is that they eat?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
They eat a lot.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
You can put your junk out down town tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
They apologize.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Yeah, I was drunk beat, but my boobs were out.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
All right, We will see tomorrow by you.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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