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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
What is cracking? Y'all?
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Thank you on uh that is I didn't know if
there was a sneeze coming, but it's a bit thank
you for funny. Oh sorry, go ahead. That is more important.
And then I will say.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
This it's just a doctorship podcast. Tanner Drew, Laura blah blah.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Blah that when you sneeze, everybody's like, oh, bless you,
sweet child, and if you burp it's gross.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I say bless you when people burcuse you. Yeah, I
know that you are you are to excuse you, but
I mean, I feel like you're expelling demons out of
your mouth.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Get the poison out, want to have diarrhea, get the poison.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
And part of the reason why you get the pass
is you can't control a sneeze, a burp. You kind
of lead that to water, you know, like you push
it out and you can silently let it go where
you can. You can Homer simps in the thing.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I normally really don't like burbs. I apologize for doing that,
but I needed to do it. And it felt good,
I know, but I'm grossed out by them. Myself.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I do it, but I'm grossed out.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I know. I like when I hear other people do it,
especially like a hot girl. You know, remember the girl
in Eugene who could just she could do it like
a sailor.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
I used to burp the alphabet.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, that's what that girl could do too, Remember she
she burps songs, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
But grow up with brother. It's just, you know what
the reason I smelled the burp once and it was
a girl's burb and I think I'm traumatized because burps
can really smell bad if you if you get a
whiff of it. And anyway, that's what I was just.
I think that's probably why I don't like them as
much as I know what makes sense, Like button feet.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Out of your.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Mouth, that's I mean, I don't know what you need
to see.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
A doctor if you got butt coming out of your mouth.
I smell like roses and not me personal, but hers
smell like button. Yeah, marshmallow, she probably need to go
see and then endoscopy or whatever they chronologist.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
And no, oh jesus, I hey, cart Court just walking
I'm just tired of what do you guys, How are
you guys feeling with the new format. This is the
second day of the new format of the show where
we're talking just like double and it just you know,
(02:24):
it's more energy and uh, we got more you know,
more content that we got to prepare for, and I'm
just it's unfortunate.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
That it start the first day was on daylight saving
Like we did not think ahead. They're already getting screwed
on that. So it's one of those deals. This first week,
it just feels like you're in a in a punching
battle and you're just trying to breathe out the end
of it.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I was saying the same thing. It's like, we should
have done this a week earlier or later, just not on
the Monday after daylight saving time, because yesterday was a
day that they see an uptick in strokes and heart
attacks at the hospital because people's bodies just can't adjust.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
And it shows that court and management care not about
your health, but with the product.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I don't give a good goddamn about any of you guys,
not at all.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Winter or go home. That's right, Yeah, I feel you.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, I mean, I think it sounds great except for
all the talking. Everything else else good.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
When you guys those commercials, the song we play all
the best, Well, it's good to have your cord. Marcus
and I don't know where Marcus is that he usually
joins us. I called him and he didn't even answer.
Some guessing he.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Drink the water in Cancun and he's having a delayed
He could.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Be blowing out the back end pop his guts.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
If he's still pooping from that trip. He definitely needs
to go to the doctor.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Yeah, needs a Gator rated doors.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah he's got and he's got ibs without going to Cancun.
You know, he takes some medication for it. It's so bad, so.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
And I feel like can coon cabo all of it.
If you're an American, you're used to our water and
our bacteria, it eventually gets at your butthole. No matter
what you try to do. You stay a week, at
the end you're like, let's get going. It's time to
head home.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
So yeah, we're doing it. Like the form out of
the show is just a little different. It's basically the same.
It's just some our segments are a little longer and
the six am hours a little weird, like we'll play
an extra stop set, like another commercial break, which just
that's so we can do more stuff later, yeah, which
is when more more people are listening between seven and ten.
So yeah, they're just trying some things out man. Yeah,
and it's fun and I'm just tired, man, Yeah, tired.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah. Hopefully it'll uh, the just the newness of it'll
wear off and it'll go back to feeling like you're
riding a bike.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You'll hit a rhythm. Yeah, you'll hit a rhythm and
it'll be it'll be easy.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
When you guys were doing Cordon Fatboy over at KUFO,
how long were your talk.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Segments eight minutes?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I think how many did you do an hour?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
H Well, there was two eight minute ones and like
a couple of five minute ones something like that. So yeah,
it's something like that.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
They didn't play all the great commercials that we did.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That's true. Yeah, you guys play some top notch commercials.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yeah, we got to get those in.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
How long were your commercial stop sets when you're on KOFO.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh boy, I do three.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
No, it's because you they were like four minutes or
four Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I think ours were allow six or seven six, I think.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, nowadays, you know, we gotta sell them shits. We
got bills to pay, so eight minutes sometimes, you know, Yeah,
some stations ours aren't that bad. But like Z one
hundred will play like a thirteen minute stop set.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
During Christmas came one of three will play seventeen minutes.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
That is outrazy. But you know what, like people say, well,
we don't listen to radio commercials, I find myself zoning
out and all the next thing, I'm five minutes deep
into a commercial break on the radio, and I wasn't
even paying attention, right, I know enough people.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Say and then you say you don't listen to them,
but you know all the jingles, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
It's like, oh, yeah, that's true. Like we say, we
don't know him, but we could all like recite the
yeah shame company commercials before.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
He hung it up. But sometimes I'd come out of
a blackout and I'd be right in the parking lot
of Lathes, what the hell happens? Yeah, And I already
have a couple dents in the car from the blackout,
so it's perfect.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Did LAFE shut down already? I know they were going
to take it it's done. It's hard over after all
those years.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Can coon drinking that water? Marcus shouldn't have bad.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
So we there's some stories we didn't get to today, even
though I got a message from a listener who says,
I don't care about the stories you guys missed today.
I want to hear about your lives.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
So okay, Well we talked about our lives all morning,
so can we just do both?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What do we got going on?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
What's going on in our lives today?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Let's see today, I've got I got a therapy appointment today.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I had to do that at like two o'clock, and
then I got to do a show after this, and
then that's it, and then I'll be home at probably
three pm, three fifteen, and I'll have my whole the
rest of the day to myself.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Nice, that's nice. I've got one kid at home sick.
I've got another kid who doesn't go to school, so
I got a pretty full house to go home too.
But and then you still have to go to pick up,
so I'll be I'll be home and chilling by three ten.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Am all right, bad, Laura, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I have two shows to do after this.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
And by when we say shows like we're like Laura's
on the or another another in other markets, and she
does it from here. And so after the show she
goes and slaves away for another seven hours.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
And National Superstars.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
There's like one hundred and fifty stations.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
No, no, no, I have read I dropped that. No,
that's you don't have the premium or know the custom
is done.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Do you remember rick D's she's a little like lady.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
She's got a song coming out called Disco Disco Queen
Disco Rachel Disco.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Queen Disco Quick.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
That's exactly right anyway, So after I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Done with Ricky's had a song called Disco Duck.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
If anybody disco ducks duck, definitely disco crow disc crow.
I prefer quef disc crow on the disk crow quick, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
So I am on.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Portland, Colorado Springs, Dallas, Los Angeles, Sacramento, so sick and.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I just do one another. I do Charlotte, Charlotte. I'm
on the More on the End mornings in Charlotte, North Carolina,
on a station just like the Brew.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It's very random. It's random, right, yeah, but it's it'd
be like that sometimes.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
And it's on the station that carries the uh, the Panthers.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Right, Yeah, you don't got to Yeah, I almost.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Said the Ravens.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
That's Baltimore. That's Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I gotta get that right from all the other.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
But I'm squeezing my thing today. Also, I'm sorry what
I've got a gripper. I'm not done telling you about
my day. Yeah, I just.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Squeezing your thing.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
First, then after I'm done with my shows, I got
to take a dress to the tailor to get altered.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Address. I don't see you in a dress very often.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Well, because it's for an award show.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Okay, that's when you're flying to Colorado.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, Colorado Broadcast is associate.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
If you dress up at six am, that would be hilarious.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Ran in like a semi formal gap.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
You guys didn't wear a tie this morning.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Before Laura came to us, you know, she was on
the air in Colorado Springs and when she left, they
liked her so much that they kept her there and
so she does what you know what we're just describing
from here now.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah. But but since I've been on the air there
for nine years, at this point, I figure I can
still submit my stuff from out of state. Sure, so
I'm going to be the station representative.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, so we'll see, sorry, actually getting an award or
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We know the station is nominated, but we don't know
who has won the award.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Is it one of those ones where they make you
pay to be nominated? Yes, that is so.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Unders you have to you have to pay, as I didn't.
The station takes care of it. But anyway, so I
doing that.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Why have you not bought us a nomination for a radio.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Paying for your dumbasses?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Absolutely, I can have and I see stuff broadcasters.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I have no idea, but I see people wining ship
all the time. And I don't think we've ever been
nominated for anything awards, local awards.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
But you have to like submit your own stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
But like heard, I feel tacky doing that. I feel
like that's the job of the boss.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, and I'm gonna doing it, not doing it, which
is fine.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I really don't care how about you. It's getting a
star in the fame, a Walk of Fame. I would
never pay because you have to pay for that as
the actor. Sure, and it's like a hundred grand or something.
I'm just not doing it. I don't even star.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Yeah, I don't even an award. I don't became a racket. Now,
if you win your award, I don't want you to
be discounted because you know you are still up for
it with the payment, but I.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Still talking ship.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
It would be more fair, and it's not you exclusively.
It's the same thing with those country awards and everything.
We know radio hosts who are like, I'm a nine
time country radio musical or not music. You know, broadcast
you award winner? Okay, all right, okay, show bro.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I wouldn't even tell you, guys if I win, which
I probably you will. I've never It'll be on.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Your social media before you go to bed. That's true.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I'm standing there with the award.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I've been nominated, but I've never won anything.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Well, I hope you too.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Did you say how much you guys had to pay?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
I don't know because I don't do it. It's my boss.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
I love that. It's just a hard note from court.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
No, we've never been interviewed by the trade magazines or
anything like. I always see some douchebag getting interviewed or
like all access sometimes and it's just a smaller market ass.
I just don't get and but I never enter for
stuff like that because I feel like it's a little
ego stroking.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Please talk to.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Me, Please talk to me, an interview me, interview me
about my expertise. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I only want to be interviewed if you want to
interview exactly, not if I want to interview you want
to talk.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I'll answer a couple of questions, but I'm not gonna go. Heck,
I'm really important. You should ask me some questions.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
You're gonna love my life.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
That's douche.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
That's not I mean, And that's not what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
So you're that's not what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
For No, no, no, I mean I had to subplose
to submit my own air check, like to get a job.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
That's Tanner listened to it. He said it was okay,
an award winning.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
We'll find out later.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Yeah, we'll find out.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Even built the intro Ford.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
That's true, he did.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Don't tell Don't tell them that though, because they should
probably think that I built.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Nobody in this industry does that themselves.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Nobody listens if he if he built one, he does, But.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
He's a he's an anomaly. It's like a unicorn.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
I mean, well, sparkle, I do sparkle.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Well know, just that you can do it. All production
is done a million miles away by a dude you
don't know so often now, so I don't think they
judge you on it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I think it was a crack about that.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Giants that on your forehead, I've got I got a
thing going on right now.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Court.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
It's not on my forehead though, so.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Cheeks, so he thinks that, Yeah, you can bear.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Courts have barely camera. It stands you might not see
in person, but on the the cameras pick it up.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I mean it looks like a little bit like Razor Burn.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Was calling himself a zombie earlier. I'm like, it's not
that I look like.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I'm about the tactic rhymes. No, I I just am.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I think it might be the Razor Burn. So I
got it. I got a new blade that gets here
today touching. I know I keeps touching it too. I'm
not itching it or anything. It's just when I'm here
and I'm talking about it. I always touched greasy fingers.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, if I even touch my face, I'll wash it
off one time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well, that's probably you can put like shaving, shaven lotion
or anything on it.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I just used the electric razer just raw on the face.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's probably.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
It's a really it's like a three hundred dollars electric grazer.
It's one of those where you don't need that.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
So the new blade that you're getting, you said it's
a different metal.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I don't. I think it's. I think it's I think, but.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
It's a different blade than the one you currently.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah, because I got a cheaper one, like not not
the brand version, a brand that will fit this model,
but not the bron So I got Like I got
like Sean or something, not broun So knockoff.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
So I think the knockoff very possible.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Very I think you should go straight straight razor. You
need to go right to the straight dude. If this
doesn't work, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Get one of those leather things so you got.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yet, and I'll go to like the men's shaving club
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I think they think it would just be funny because
I know he peel his face off.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
I used to do it. That's how I used to
do Actually had the old style one. Bro't an endorsement
with one of those, and I used to rock that thing.
It was awesome.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yeah. I had only shaved my face that way for
a short amount of time, like I was endorsing some razors,
so they sent it over and I felt like a caveman.
I was like foaming my face like old time, the
whole deal.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, I do that, it's a regular razor. I didn't
do it like a straight razor because I would, I
would slice my face.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Off and then I would shaving cream. Then I would
obviously then because yeah, yeah, it's a different nightmare. But yeah,
my cheeks if you notice on the cameras, I got
some like bumps or whatever. I guess it's raised. I'm
just like like saying, like I I.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Mean, it's fucking gross. Please stop talking about it.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I know that's what I'm saying. I'm I'm working on it.
I'm making a dermatology appointment.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Wait, let's just find out about that razor first. That's
since you got the the gallet.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Gallet, Yeah, dud, don't buy knockoff ship man, I'm telling you,
it's the worst. All right. What else did we actually
not talk about in the show That there's a lot
of stuff Florida Doctor took matters in his own hands
when he decided to dump a bunch of pea on
a competitor's doorstep.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
That's weird to even have saved up your ine.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
What do you I guess you just jump it down
the drain? How when you're done with your en samples?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I'm not sure did destroy it? I thought they would
destroy it.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Did you say it was a dentist or a doctor?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Was this?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
You know it's a Florida doctor, So it is a doctor.
Florida doctor confessed to dumping gallons of urine on the
front door of a you know, a competitor. Doctor Giovanni
Buala poured the human waste on the office of his competitor,
who bought a Balli's practice back in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Quote.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
In recent months, the defendant became upset with the victim
over the business. Police said that the man was arrested.
The doctor has agreed to pay seven thousand, five hundred
and seventy in restitution and complete a twelve month program.
His license remains in place, though he.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Sold is this patient p though or is this his
own pee? Because he's gallons?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Well, he no longer runs the practice. He doesn't have.
It's got to be his own pee because he sold
the practice to the dude didn't like what he had done.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
What sounds like he's got his own still though, Like,
oh he because he second competitor, So like maybe he
broke the branch off and.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
So they he sold it to him, and now he's.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Mad the way he's the other guy's, you know, right.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Treated the victim of his own bad business. Because if
he's he sold the practice, there's nothing he can do
about it.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
But there's a good question.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I never can pay a bucket and give it to him.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
What do they do with the What do they do
with the pea and like the the stool samples and
the blood, Like, what do they do with all that
stuff after they're done with it?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Thought, I just assumed they destroyed it in like an
incinerate a bio that's like a bio waste thing. I didn't.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I didn't think they just poured it down the drain.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I think they should pour all the dumps in one
big bucket and then you take it to the city
dump and then you.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Know, well you could do like the guy earlier today
who talked about when he got the giant vat of
baby oil, just dumped it down the fucking drain.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
What's I can only imagine environment?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
What does that do to the city. So, if you
missed it the live show this morning, this guy called
because we were talking about buying things off of infomercial's.
Guy said, he thought he bought some baby oil or no,
he thought he bought some vegetable oil. Ends up being
like a whole bunch of baby oil.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
He said, like five hundred games one.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Hundred gallons, and it was the tub was so big
he had to pick it up with a forklift.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Yeah, actually got over to his neighbor's south Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Right, yeah, so insult to injury. It's not just you, You've
got neighbors in on it, right Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Now your neighbor thinks you're throwing ditty parties in your house.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Yeah, And like what was his plan? He thought he
was getting vegetable oil and that he was gonna cook
with it, and then it ended up being baby oil
and being completely worthless to him. But like, even if
you had the cooking oil, what are you just jugging
it out of that? Like it seems like a very archaic, yeah,
form for a like a mom and pop restaurant to
be going into a vat of vegetable oil in the
(17:29):
dude's garage.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
And also I don't like vegetable oil from tam Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Well that's the thing too.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It's basically the Chinese Amazon. And I don't know if
you've seen some of the videos where they get some
of their cooking oil over there, like they they they
get it out of the sewer like you can you
can see. I mean, I'm not saying everybody does it,
but there are.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
One enough of people.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Going and ladeling the stuff out of the sewer. They
boil it off, they purified or whatever, and then they
turn around and start cooking with it again.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So I would not buy anything off of Timu that
I was going to put in my mouth. But the
baby oil thing is just insane.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
What you're gonna put on your abs and butter?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You just dumped that down the drain? Is I mean?
Why all the poops that he had just like flew
down that like.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
But it's like Christmas vacation. When he got on that sled.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Right, it keeps going. But what happens when he because
he dumped it all down the sewer dry, So what
what does that do to the sewers? All that good question.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I mean, I don't know if baby oil coagulates like
like some cooking oils do, like or like grease. But
if it does, then it's it's gonna be a little
giant fat berg down there.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yes, it's gonna be just dirt, mud leaves.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Yeah, that's all that collect duck into a giant.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
This quick answer says that dumping anything of an oily
texture will collect on build up that's already there and
clog drains, and so it won't necessarily be the oil
that does it. The oil is a binder with other
items than thus, uh, packing you out. And that's when
they're saying, don't throw out your old oil out of pans,
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which is nowhere near a quarter gallon or an eighth
of a gallon, five hundred gallons. You've at least killed
some fish.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, I can't believe you got away with that.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I mean, how could you catch it?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I mean you hung up the second question gallons.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
The neighbors like what happened to that? You're all forgot
about it? Never mind?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I just picture just bloom, just cousin Eddie for some reason,
all right, would you there's some stuff that's just I
don't even care about. Like, there's there's clothes coming out
that that can charge your phone, because you know, when
you're walking, you create friction, and I guess it'll be
a little plug somewhere in your shirt you could just
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plug your phone into. I think that I think maybe
like fifty years from now, that might be a little
more common. I think that's going to be pretty like
for like like niche, like hiker gear.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
I feel like, how how ugly are the clothes.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
They're going to be hideous. That's why I'm thinking hiker gear,
because never really cares when you're hiking. You just want
to look.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
And it'll probably be only emergent survival gear an emergency
signal too. Like say you've got no cell phone and
you're hiking around in the woods. You make enough just
to where you get a signal you could turn it on.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
But are we going to be wearing that in our
everyday live I doubt because you have to be walking
a lot, I'm sure. So if you're like hiking the
Pacific Crest Trail, sure that would would be a great
way to.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Charge you don't have a plug. Yeah, use your friction.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Walking all day long. But if you're like us, we
walked from here to the bathroom and then back to
here and the like, it's you know, you're never getting
enough of a charge to charge anything.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Just show how lazy you are, right like you. Yeah,
I've been charging my phone with my steps all day.
It's still dead, will not turn on.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, well like, yeah, I saw the logo for a second,
right back up. Yeah, I don't know that I'm gonna
wear that.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Let's wait for it to get a little more advanced.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I'll wear a solar panel on my hat first.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
A Norwegian company has unveiled a robot butler.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I mean, I feel like that's kind of I feel
like it's coming right like I robot robot, Well, I
had I was at a I was at a Burmese
Joy restaurant the other day and they brought my food
out with a little robot waiter.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
So I mean at the casino, and we're getting there
at the casino in Lincoln City up in the buffet
area with a where us fats go to eat after
we're done this before.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Where you go to grind in the bar, make.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Your money back.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
They've got a robot running around that just like it
will bring you your food and take your tray.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
That's nice.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Yeah, it's pretty digital face on it.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah, got robots cleaning wingcoa like at the grocery store.
I mean it's it's on the way and.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
This butler thing that checks out.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yeah, pretty soon that butler is going to do everything
you need?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
How long in time?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Some things you don't need?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
How long until we have funck bots?
Speaker 5 (21:52):
That's what I mean, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
The first thing I thought when when you said butler
robotom like, how somebody's gonna have sex with that thing?
Speaker 6 (21:58):
I was reading.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I was reading like a debate today. It might have
been in the prep of if your partner has sex
with a sex robot, is that cheating? I feel like
that's going to be a new thing.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
I don't feel like it's cheating, but it's an extra
level of creepy that do you want that necessarily? Yeah,
it's not cheating, but it's creepy and like sometimes people
don't cheat, but they're fucking weirdos.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Yeah. I think Amy would say I don't want that
at the house, but not because it's cheating, because you're
a weird.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
And mean, like your kids open up a closet and
just see a fucking robot a sex robots, and then
what is that? And that's weird.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
You're on the verge of full on replacement of your partner, Like, okay,
you're right here, and if we don't have just the
most epic sex life, what are you doing with the doll?
Like why do you get to have the doll? And
we're not hitting all.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
The well she lets me choke it.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah, you're like, okay, I have your doll. See later.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yeah that's fair.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I'll be downstairs watching Matt Locke.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
So yeah, that will probably come. I should say that
will probably happen eventually.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Sex it does come. Hopefully it comes with clean up.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Uh No, that's the crazy thing too, Like you're gonna
have to hose that thing down yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, that's a thing.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Who knows. It could be like a Hobart, you know
where you restaurants clean the dishes. It just steams, stops
the door open, cleaning and then a drying system.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Who he was coming in this You see the steam
coming out of its eye sockets.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Yeah, look self clean mode.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
That's crazy hot. Yeah, that's not cheating, it's definitely creepy.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Look, yeah it is, it is and Hobart perfect name.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Did you guys know that more legal eggs are being
seized than fitanyl coming into our country?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Not surprised?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Now?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Could we get a little more of the pentanyl on
the entry since I find it and just get rid
of it.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Since I thought you were talking about Yeah, I need
a little finny.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Trying to get an over years.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Since October of twenty twenty four, US Customs officers have
made three thousand, seven hundred and sixty eight seizures of
burden poultry related products, more than ten times a number
of caesars of finanyl. There have been three. There's been
a thirty six percent increase in people trying to bring
eggs into the country illegally. However, however, bringing eggs, bringing
(24:06):
fresh eggs and raw chicken into the country is illegal
due to the disease concerned. So even if it's even
if it's fine, they destroy it.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
It's still a negative. But it's just size and shape.
Has got to be why these numbers are this way.
If I'm a mule and you want me to move
eggs or you want me to move drugs. I'm going
to be able to move drugs a lot easier.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Aren't we getting? Aren't we getting a bunch of eggs
from Turkey right now? I read that we were going.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
To Yeah, Turkey eggs. It's super confusing. Yeah, wait what
I want? Chicken eggs? They're chicken eggs from Turkey?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Wow, yes, people from Canada. Officials in Canada say that
it does seem does appear that more eggs are being
smuggled into the US from Canada right now than Finy,
an employee of the No Frills grocery store in Niagara Fall,
says he spotted Americans crossing the border for cheaper eggs.
A dozen eggs that No Frills cost three dollars and
seventy three cents, while the same dozen of eggs goes
(24:57):
for four dollars and ninety five cents just across country line.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
And I've only twice used narcan on someone who just
had an omelet. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
On the two are like, wow, Yeah, that's that's extreme.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
It's crazy that the drugs have turned it Like yesterday
when we were Friday, when we were doing you fregg
Friday in case, he was like, let me slip a
couple of eggs in your purse. Yeah, like they're dim bags.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, and we're at a day and age like, yeah,
you do drop those eggs in there, big dog.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
This is crazy too, and this will be our last
thing here. But uh, A lack of libido is linked
to early death and men. So if you're if your
husband or your boyfriend is just like not under the sex,
it's a chance you're gonna die. So you gotta get
up and in and pound.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
These cheeks, right, that's why you gotta get sex on
the schedule.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
But like, no libido though, that's different than just like
being celibate. It's just like you don't want to.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Right, Yeah, that's and that would scare me more than just.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Like yeah, like all of a sudden you just like
don't feel like it.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
You can jumpstart those things like what are you eating,
what are you drinking, what are you doing, why aren't
you exercising? Those things make libido fall. Yeah, and so
those are directly associated with early doll Yeah. Oh yeah,
I actually lost my heart on because of Dorrido's.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
It's probably yeah, it's probably just another symptom of a
bunch of things. The analysis of twenty thousand people found
that the less frisky people less frisky men were two
thirds more likely to pass away compared to more robust men.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
So robust makes it sound like we got a lot
to offer. A super horny describes us a little bit more.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Yeah, I was gonna say I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
I wouldn't robust. It's so great, robust, I don't mind
that title. But horn dog it's a little tougher.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Shockling. Men who didn't have sex at all were found
to have a seventy two percent higher chance of dying
from cancer. On the other hand, there was no link
between a lower sex drive and higher mortality risk in women.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
That's how you get rid of the cancer. It just
it goes right.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
At your Does that surprise you at all? It was like, Yeah,
the ladies, they could care less about the sex because
they're going to live twenty years longer than you anyway. Yeah,
Laura will be the last out of this room.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
They want us dead.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
They want us dead sometimes.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Who's the women of the women?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
More specifically today today?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, that today was rough.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
I thought it was great.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I can't wait to get the those videos.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
We're not doing that.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
I'm gonna put a spider in your bed.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
You want to hear something real crazy about spiders before
we go? Uh Sunday, I went to go grab the mail,
grabbed all the mail and a HEGs. I hadn't gotten
it all week, so there was a big chunk of
mail there. I pulled it out. I walk all the
way to the house, go inside, set it on the counter,
and right then a big spider crawled out from between
the envelope. I carried that bitch all the way inside
and I just picked up a loaf of bread which
only had like three pieces of bread in it. I
just smashed it. That's all I had near.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Me was the victory is yours.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
But I couldn't believe I just carried that little fucker.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
I was watching you guys watch Shrinking.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I just started, okay, when he when he talks about
how he's afraid of spiders, and then he finds the
spiders and he says on the and then he crushes.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
So I think every time you see it on the Boss.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I will I am the captain.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Now right before I make this sound perfect terminated.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
What is cracking? Y'all?
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Thank you on uh that is I didn't know if
there was a sneeze coming, but it's a bit thank
you for funny. Oh sorry, go ahead. That is more important.
And then I will say.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
This it's just a doctorship podcast. Tanner Drew, Laura blah blah.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Blah that when you sneeze, everybody's like, oh, bless you,
sweet child, and if you burp it's gross.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I say bless you when people burcuse you. Yeah, I
know that you are you are to excuse you, but
I mean, I feel like you're expelling demons out of
your mouth.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Get the poison out, want to have diarrhea, get the poison.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
And part of the reason why you get the pass
is you can't control a sneeze, a burp. You kind
of lead that to water, you know, like you push
it out and you can silently let it go where
you can. You can Homer simps in the thing.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I normally really don't like burbs. I apologize for doing that,
but I needed to do it. And it felt good,
I know, but I'm grossed out by them. Myself.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
I do it, but I'm grossed out.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I know. I like when I hear other people do it,
especially like a hot girl. You know, remember the girl
in Eugene who could just she could do it like
a sailor.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
I used to burp the alphabet.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, that's what that girl could do too, Remember she
she burps songs, all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
But grow up with brother. It's just, you know what
the reason I smelled the burp once and it was
a girl's burb and I think I'm traumatized because burps
can really smell bad if you if you get a
whiff of it. And anyway, that's what I was just.
I think that's probably why I don't like them as
much as I know what makes sense, Like button feet.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Out of your.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Mouth, that's I mean, I don't know what you need
to see.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
A doctor if you got butt coming out of your mouth.
I smell like roses and not me personal, but hers
smell like button. Yeah, marshmallow, she probably need to go
see and then endoscopy or whatever they chronologist.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
And no, oh jesus, I hey, cart Court just walking
I'm just tired of what do you guys, How are
you guys feeling with the new format. This is the
second day of the new format of the show where
we're talking just like double and it just you know,
(02:24):
it's more energy and uh, we got more you know,
more content that we got to prepare for, and I'm
just it's unfortunate.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
That it start the first day was on daylight saving
Like we did not think ahead. They're already getting screwed
on that. So it's one of those deals. This first week,
it just feels like you're in a in a punching
battle and you're just trying to breathe out the end
of it.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I was saying the same thing. It's like, we should
have done this a week earlier or later, just not on
the Monday after daylight saving time, because yesterday was a
day that they see an uptick in strokes and heart
attacks at the hospital because people's bodies just can't adjust.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
And it shows that court and management care not about
your health, but with the product.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I don't give a good goddamn about any of you guys,
not at all.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Winter or go home. That's right, Yeah, I feel you.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, I mean, I think it sounds great except for
all the talking. Everything else else good.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
When you guys those commercials, the song we play all
the best, Well, it's good to have your cord. Marcus
and I don't know where Marcus is that he usually
joins us. I called him and he didn't even answer.
Some guessing he.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Drink the water in Cancun and he's having a delayed
He could.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Be blowing out the back end pop his guts.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
If he's still pooping from that trip. He definitely needs
to go to the doctor.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Yeah, needs a Gator rated doors.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah he's got and he's got ibs without going to Cancun.
You know, he takes some medication for it. It's so bad, so.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
And I feel like can coon cabo all of it.
If you're an American, you're used to our water and
our bacteria, it eventually gets at your butthole. No matter
what you try to do. You stay a week, at
the end you're like, let's get going. It's time to
head home.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
So yeah, we're doing it. Like the form out of
the show is just a little different. It's basically the same.
It's just some our segments are a little longer and
the six am hours a little weird, like we'll play
an extra stop set, like another commercial break, which just
that's so we can do more stuff later, yeah, which
is when more more people are listening between seven and ten.
So yeah, they're just trying some things out man. Yeah,
and it's fun and I'm just tired, man, Yeah, tired.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah. Hopefully it'll uh, the just the newness of it'll
wear off and it'll go back to feeling like you're
riding a bike.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You'll hit a rhythm. Yeah, you'll hit a rhythm and
it'll be it'll be easy.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
When you guys were doing Cordon Fatboy over at KUFO,
how long were your talk.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Segments eight minutes?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I think how many did you do an hour?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
H Well, there was two eight minute ones and like
a couple of five minute ones something like that. So yeah,
it's something like that.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
They didn't play all the great commercials that we did.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
That's true. Yeah, you guys play some top notch commercials.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yeah, we got to get those in.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
How long were your commercial stop sets when you're on KOFO.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh boy, I do three.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
No, it's because you they were like four minutes or
four Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I think ours were allow six or seven six, I think.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, nowadays, you know, we gotta sell them shits. We
got bills to pay, so eight minutes sometimes, you know, Yeah,
some stations ours aren't that bad. But like Z one
hundred will play like a thirteen minute stop set.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
During Christmas came one of three will play seventeen minutes.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
That is outrazy. But you know what, like people say, well,
we don't listen to radio commercials, I find myself zoning
out and all the next thing, I'm five minutes deep
into a commercial break on the radio, and I wasn't
even paying attention, right, I know enough people.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Say and then you say you don't listen to them,
but you know all the jingles, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
It's like, oh, yeah, that's true. Like we say, we
don't know him, but we could all like recite the
yeah shame company commercials before.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
He hung it up. But sometimes I'd come out of
a blackout and I'd be right in the parking lot
of Lathes, what the hell happens? Yeah, And I already
have a couple dents in the car from the blackout,
so it's perfect.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Did LAFE shut down already? I know they were going
to take it it's done. It's hard over after all
those years.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Can coon drinking that water? Marcus shouldn't have bad.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
So we there's some stories we didn't get to today, even
though I got a message from a listener who says,
I don't care about the stories you guys missed today.
I want to hear about your lives.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
So okay, Well we talked about our lives all morning,
so can we just do both?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What do we got going on?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
What's going on in our lives today?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Let's see today, I've got I got a therapy appointment today.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I had to do that at like two o'clock, and
then I got to do a show after this, and
then that's it, and then I'll be home at probably
three pm, three fifteen, and I'll have my whole the
rest of the day to myself.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Nice, that's nice. I've got one kid at home sick.
I've got another kid who doesn't go to school, so
I got a pretty full house to go home too.
But and then you still have to go to pick up,
so I'll be I'll be home and chilling by three ten.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Am all right, bad, Laura, what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I have two shows to do after this.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
And by when we say shows like we're like Laura's
on the or another another in other markets, and she
does it from here. And so after the show she
goes and slaves away for another seven hours.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
And National Superstars.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
There's like one hundred and fifty stations.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
No, no, no, I have read I dropped that. No,
that's you don't have the premium or know the custom
is done.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Do you remember rick D's she's a little like lady.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
She's got a song coming out called Disco Disco Queen
Disco Rachel Disco.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Queen Disco Quick.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
That's exactly right anyway, So after I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Done with Ricky's had a song called Disco Duck.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
If anybody disco ducks duck, definitely disco crow disc crow.
I prefer quef disc crow on the disk crow quick, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
So I am on.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Portland, Colorado Springs, Dallas, Los Angeles, Sacramento, so sick and.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
I just do one another. I do Charlotte, Charlotte. I'm
on the More on the End mornings in Charlotte, North Carolina,
on a station just like the Brew.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
It's very random. It's random, right, yeah, but it's it'd
be like that sometimes.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
And it's on the station that carries the uh, the Panthers.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Right, Yeah, you don't got to Yeah, I almost.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Said the Ravens.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
That's Baltimore. That's Baltimore.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I gotta get that right from all the other.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
But I'm squeezing my thing today. Also, I'm sorry what
I've got a gripper. I'm not done telling you about
my day. Yeah, I just.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Squeezing your thing.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
First, then after I'm done with my shows, I got
to take a dress to the tailor to get altered.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Address. I don't see you in a dress very often.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Well, because it's for an award show.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Okay, that's when you're flying to Colorado.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, Colorado Broadcast is associate.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
If you dress up at six am, that would be hilarious.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Ran in like a semi formal gap.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
You guys didn't wear a tie this morning.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Before Laura came to us, you know, she was on
the air in Colorado Springs and when she left, they
liked her so much that they kept her there and
so she does what you know what we're just describing
from here now.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah. But but since I've been on the air there
for nine years, at this point, I figure I can
still submit my stuff from out of state. Sure, so
I'm going to be the station representative.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, so we'll see, sorry, actually getting an award or
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We know the station is nominated, but we don't know
who has won the award.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Is it one of those ones where they make you
pay to be nominated? Yes, that is so.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
Unders you have to you have to pay, as I didn't.
The station takes care of it. But anyway, so I
doing that.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Why have you not bought us a nomination for a radio.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Paying for your dumbasses?
Speaker 6 (09:35):
Absolutely, I can have and I see stuff broadcasters.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I have no idea, but I see people wining ship
all the time. And I don't think we've ever been
nominated for anything awards, local awards.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
But you have to like submit your own stuff.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
But like heard, I feel tacky doing that. I feel
like that's the job of the boss.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, and I'm gonna doing it, not doing it, which
is fine.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I really don't care how about you. It's getting a
star in the fame, a Walk of Fame. I would
never pay because you have to pay for that as
the actor. Sure, and it's like a hundred grand or something.
I'm just not doing it. I don't even star.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Yeah, I don't even an award. I don't became a racket. Now,
if you win your award, I don't want you to
be discounted because you know you are still up for
it with the payment, but I.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Still talking ship.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
It would be more fair, and it's not you exclusively.
It's the same thing with those country awards and everything.
We know radio hosts who are like, I'm a nine
time country radio musical or not music. You know, broadcast
you award winner? Okay, all right, okay, show bro.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I wouldn't even tell you, guys if I win, which
I probably you will. I've never It'll be on.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Your social media before you go to bed. That's true.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I'm standing there with the award.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I've been nominated, but I've never won anything.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Well, I hope you too.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Did you say how much you guys had to pay?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
I don't know because I don't do it. It's my boss.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
I love that. It's just a hard note from court.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
No, we've never been interviewed by the trade magazines or
anything like. I always see some douchebag getting interviewed or
like all access sometimes and it's just a smaller market ass.
I just don't get and but I never enter for
stuff like that because I feel like it's a little
ego stroking.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Please talk to.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Me, Please talk to me, an interview me, interview me
about my expertise. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I only want to be interviewed if you want to
interview exactly, not if I want to interview you want
to talk.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I'll answer a couple of questions, but I'm not gonna go. Heck,
I'm really important. You should ask me some questions.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
You're gonna love my life.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
That's douche.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
That's not I mean, And that's not what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
So you're that's not what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
For No, no, no, I mean I had to subplose
to submit my own air check, like to get a job.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
That's Tanner listened to it. He said it was okay,
an award winning.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
We'll find out later.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Yeah, we'll find out.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Even built the intro Ford.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
That's true, he did.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Don't tell Don't tell them that though, because they should
probably think that I built.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Nobody in this industry does that themselves.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Nobody listens if he if he built one, he does, But.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
He's a he's an anomaly. It's like a unicorn.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
I mean, well, sparkle, I do sparkle.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Well know, just that you can do it. All production
is done a million miles away by a dude you
don't know so often now, so I don't think they
judge you on it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I think it was a crack about that.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Giants that on your forehead, I've got I got a
thing going on right now.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Court.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
It's not on my forehead though, so.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Cheeks, so he thinks that, Yeah, you can bear.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Courts have barely camera. It stands you might not see
in person, but on the the cameras pick it up.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I mean it looks like a little bit like Razor Burn.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Was calling himself a zombie earlier. I'm like, it's not
that I look like.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I'm about the tactic rhymes. No, I I just am.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I think it might be the Razor Burn. So I
got it. I got a new blade that gets here
today touching. I know I keeps touching it too. I'm
not itching it or anything. It's just when I'm here
and I'm talking about it. I always touched greasy fingers.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, if I even touch my face, I'll wash it
off one time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well, that's probably you can put like shaving, shaven lotion
or anything on it.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
I just used the electric razer just raw on the face.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's probably.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
It's a really it's like a three hundred dollars electric grazer.
It's one of those where you don't need that.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
So the new blade that you're getting, you said it's
a different metal.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I don't. I think it's. I think it's I think, but.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
It's a different blade than the one you currently.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Yeah, because I got a cheaper one, like not not
the brand version, a brand that will fit this model,
but not the bron So I got Like I got
like Sean or something, not broun So knockoff.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
So I think the knockoff very possible.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Very I think you should go straight straight razor. You
need to go right to the straight dude. If this
doesn't work, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Get one of those leather things so you got.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yet, and I'll go to like the men's shaving club
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I think they think it would just be funny because
I know he peel his face off.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
I used to do it. That's how I used to
do Actually had the old style one. Bro't an endorsement
with one of those, and I used to rock that thing.
It was awesome.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yeah. I had only shaved my face that way for
a short amount of time, like I was endorsing some razors,
so they sent it over and I felt like a caveman.
I was like foaming my face like old time, the
whole deal.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, I do that, it's a regular razor. I didn't
do it like a straight razor because I would, I
would slice my face.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Off and then I would shaving cream. Then I would
obviously then because yeah, yeah, it's a different nightmare. But yeah,
my cheeks if you notice on the cameras, I got
some like bumps or whatever. I guess it's raised. I'm
just like like saying, like I I.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Mean, it's fucking gross. Please stop talking about it.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I know that's what I'm saying. I'm I'm working on it.
I'm making a dermatology appointment.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Wait, let's just find out about that razor first. That's
since you got the the gallet.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Gallet, Yeah, dud, don't buy knockoff ship man, I'm telling you,
it's the worst. All right. What else did we actually
not talk about in the show That there's a lot
of stuff Florida Doctor took matters in his own hands
when he decided to dump a bunch of pea on
a competitor's doorstep.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
That's weird to even have saved up your ine.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
What do you I guess you just jump it down
the drain? How when you're done with your en samples?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I'm not sure did destroy it? I thought they would
destroy it.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Did you say it was a dentist or a doctor?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Was this?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
You know it's a Florida doctor, So it is a doctor.
Florida doctor confessed to dumping gallons of urine on the
front door of a you know, a competitor. Doctor Giovanni
Buala poured the human waste on the office of his competitor,
who bought a Balli's practice back in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Quote.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
In recent months, the defendant became upset with the victim
over the business. Police said that the man was arrested.
The doctor has agreed to pay seven thousand, five hundred
and seventy in restitution and complete a twelve month program.
His license remains in place, though he.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Sold is this patient p though or is this his
own pee? Because he's gallons?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Well, he no longer runs the practice. He doesn't have.
It's got to be his own pee because he sold
the practice to the dude didn't like what he had done.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
What sounds like he's got his own still though, Like,
oh he because he second competitor, So like maybe he
broke the branch off and.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
So they he sold it to him, and now he's.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Mad the way he's the other guy's, you know, right.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Treated the victim of his own bad business. Because if
he's he sold the practice, there's nothing he can do
about it.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
But there's a good question.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I never can pay a bucket and give it to him.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
What do they do with the What do they do
with the pea and like the the stool samples and
the blood, Like, what do they do with all that
stuff after they're done with it?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Thought, I just assumed they destroyed it in like an
incinerate a bio that's like a bio waste thing. I didn't.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I didn't think they just poured it down the drain.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
I think they should pour all the dumps in one
big bucket and then you take it to the city
dump and then you.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Know, well you could do like the guy earlier today
who talked about when he got the giant vat of
baby oil, just dumped it down the fucking drain.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
What's I can only imagine environment?
Speaker 4 (16:40):
What does that do to the city. So, if you
missed it the live show this morning, this guy called
because we were talking about buying things off of infomercial's.
Guy said, he thought he bought some baby oil or no,
he thought he bought some vegetable oil. Ends up being
like a whole bunch of baby oil.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
He said, like five hundred games one.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Hundred gallons, and it was the tub was so big
he had to pick it up with a forklift.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Yeah, actually got over to his neighbor's south Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Right, yeah, so insult to injury. It's not just you, You've
got neighbors in on it, right Yeah.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Now your neighbor thinks you're throwing ditty parties in your house.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Yeah, And like what was his plan? He thought he
was getting vegetable oil and that he was gonna cook
with it, and then it ended up being baby oil
and being completely worthless to him. But like, even if
you had the cooking oil, what are you just jugging
it out of that? Like it seems like a very archaic, yeah,
form for a like a mom and pop restaurant to
be going into a vat of vegetable oil in the
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dude's garage.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
And also I don't like vegetable oil from tam Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Well that's the thing too.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
It's basically the Chinese Amazon. And I don't know if
you've seen some of the videos where they get some
of their cooking oil over there, like they they they
get it out of the sewer like you can you
can see. I mean, I'm not saying everybody does it,
but there are.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
One enough of people.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Going and ladeling the stuff out of the sewer. They
boil it off, they purified or whatever, and then they
turn around and start cooking with it again.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So I would not buy anything off of Timu that
I was going to put in my mouth. But the
baby oil thing is just insane.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
What you're gonna put on your abs and butter?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You just dumped that down the drain? Is I mean?
Why all the poops that he had just like flew
down that like.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
But it's like Christmas vacation. When he got on that sled.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Right, it keeps going. But what happens when he because
he dumped it all down the sewer dry, So what
what does that do to the sewers? All that good question.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I mean, I don't know if baby oil coagulates like
like some cooking oils do, like or like grease. But
if it does, then it's it's gonna be a little
giant fat berg down there.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Yes, it's gonna be just dirt, mud leaves.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Yeah, that's all that collect duck into a giant.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
This quick answer says that dumping anything of an oily
texture will collect on build up that's already there and
clog drains, and so it won't necessarily be the oil
that does it. The oil is a binder with other
items than thus, uh, packing you out. And that's when
they're saying, don't throw out your old oil out of pans,
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which is nowhere near a quarter gallon or an eighth
of a gallon, five hundred gallons. You've at least killed
some fish.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, I can't believe you got away with that.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I mean, how could you catch it?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
I mean you hung up the second question gallons.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
The neighbors like what happened to that? You're all forgot
about it? Never mind?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I just picture just bloom, just cousin Eddie for some reason,
all right, would you there's some stuff that's just I
don't even care about. Like, there's there's clothes coming out
that that can charge your phone, because you know, when
you're walking, you create friction, and I guess it'll be
a little plug somewhere in your shirt you could just
(19:51):
plug your phone into. I think that I think maybe
like fifty years from now, that might be a little
more common. I think that's going to be pretty like
for like like niche, like hiker gear.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
I feel like, how how ugly are the clothes.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
They're going to be hideous. That's why I'm thinking hiker gear,
because never really cares when you're hiking. You just want
to look.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
And it'll probably be only emergent survival gear an emergency
signal too. Like say you've got no cell phone and
you're hiking around in the woods. You make enough just
to where you get a signal you could turn it on.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
But are we going to be wearing that in our
everyday live I doubt because you have to be walking
a lot, I'm sure. So if you're like hiking the
Pacific Crest Trail, sure that would would be a great
way to.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Charge you don't have a plug. Yeah, use your friction.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Walking all day long. But if you're like us, we
walked from here to the bathroom and then back to
here and the like, it's you know, you're never getting
enough of a charge to charge anything.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Just show how lazy you are, right like you. Yeah,
I've been charging my phone with my steps all day.
It's still dead, will not turn on.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Yeah, well like, yeah, I saw the logo for a second,
right back up. Yeah, I don't know that I'm gonna
wear that.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Let's wait for it to get a little more advanced.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I'll wear a solar panel on my hat first.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
A Norwegian company has unveiled a robot butler.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I mean, I feel like that's kind of I feel
like it's coming right like I robot robot, Well, I
had I was at a I was at a Burmese
Joy restaurant the other day and they brought my food
out with a little robot waiter.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
So I mean at the casino, and we're getting there
at the casino in Lincoln City up in the buffet
area with a where us fats go to eat after
we're done this before.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Where you go to grind in the bar, make.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Your money back.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
They've got a robot running around that just like it
will bring you your food and take your tray.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
That's nice.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Yeah, it's pretty digital face on it.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah, got robots cleaning wingcoa like at the grocery store.
I mean it's it's on the way and.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
This butler thing that checks out.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yeah, pretty soon that butler is going to do everything
you need?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
How long in time?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Some things you don't need?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
How long until we have funck bots?
Speaker 5 (21:52):
That's what I mean, That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
The first thing I thought when when you said butler
robotom like, how somebody's gonna have sex with that thing?
Speaker 6 (21:58):
I was reading.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I was reading like a debate today. It might have
been in the prep of if your partner has sex
with a sex robot, is that cheating? I feel like
that's going to be a new thing.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
I don't feel like it's cheating, but it's an extra
level of creepy that do you want that necessarily? Yeah,
it's not cheating, but it's creepy and like sometimes people
don't cheat, but they're fucking weirdos.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Yeah. I think Amy would say I don't want that
at the house, but not because it's cheating, because you're
a weird.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
And mean, like your kids open up a closet and
just see a fucking robot a sex robots, and then
what is that? And that's weird.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
You're on the verge of full on replacement of your partner, Like, okay,
you're right here, and if we don't have just the
most epic sex life, what are you doing with the doll?
Like why do you get to have the doll? And
we're not hitting all.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
The well she lets me choke it.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah, you're like, okay, I have your doll. See later.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Yeah that's fair.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
I'll be downstairs watching Matt Locke.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
So yeah, that will probably come. I should say that
will probably happen eventually.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Sex it does come. Hopefully it comes with clean up.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Uh No, that's the crazy thing too, Like you're gonna
have to hose that thing down yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, that's a thing.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Who knows. It could be like a Hobart, you know
where you restaurants clean the dishes. It just steams, stops
the door open, cleaning and then a drying system.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Who he was coming in this You see the steam
coming out of its eye sockets.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
Yeah, look self clean mode.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
That's crazy hot. Yeah, that's not cheating, it's definitely creepy.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Look, yeah it is, it is and Hobart perfect name.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Did you guys know that more legal eggs are being
seized than fitanyl coming into our country?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Not surprised?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Right?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Now?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Could we get a little more of the pentanyl on
the entry since I find it and just get rid
of it.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Since I thought you were talking about Yeah, I need
a little finny.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Trying to get an over years.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Since October of twenty twenty four, US Customs officers have
made three thousand, seven hundred and sixty eight seizures of
burden poultry related products, more than ten times a number
of caesars of finanyl. There have been three. There's been
a thirty six percent increase in people trying to bring
eggs into the country illegally. However, however, bringing eggs, bringing
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fresh eggs and raw chicken into the country is illegal
due to the disease concerned. So even if it's even
if it's fine, they destroy it.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
It's still a negative. But it's just size and shape.
Has got to be why these numbers are this way.
If I'm a mule and you want me to move
eggs or you want me to move drugs. I'm going
to be able to move drugs a lot easier.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Aren't we getting? Aren't we getting a bunch of eggs
from Turkey right now? I read that we were going.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
To Yeah, Turkey eggs. It's super confusing. Yeah, wait what
I want? Chicken eggs? They're chicken eggs from Turkey?
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Wow, yes, people from Canada. Officials in Canada say that
it does seem does appear that more eggs are being
smuggled into the US from Canada right now than Finy,
an employee of the No Frills grocery store in Niagara Fall,
says he spotted Americans crossing the border for cheaper eggs.
A dozen eggs that No Frills cost three dollars and
seventy three cents, while the same dozen of eggs goes
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for four dollars and ninety five cents just across country line.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
And I've only twice used narcan on someone who just
had an omelet. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
On the two are like, wow, Yeah, that's that's extreme.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
It's crazy that the drugs have turned it Like yesterday
when we were Friday, when we were doing you fregg
Friday in case, he was like, let me slip a
couple of eggs in your purse. Yeah, like they're dim bags.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, and we're at a day and age like, yeah,
you do drop those eggs in there, big dog.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
This is crazy too, and this will be our last
thing here. But uh, A lack of libido is linked
to early death and men. So if you're if your
husband or your boyfriend is just like not under the sex,
it's a chance you're gonna die. So you gotta get
up and in and pound.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
These cheeks, right, that's why you gotta get sex on
the schedule.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
But like, no libido though, that's different than just like
being celibate. It's just like you don't want to.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Right, Yeah, that's and that would scare me more than just.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Like yeah, like all of a sudden you just like
don't feel like it.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
You can jumpstart those things like what are you eating,
what are you drinking, what are you doing, why aren't
you exercising? Those things make libido fall. Yeah, and so
those are directly associated with early doll Yeah. Oh yeah,
I actually lost my heart on because of Dorrido's.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
It's probably yeah, it's probably just another symptom of a
bunch of things. The analysis of twenty thousand people found
that the less frisky people less frisky men were two
thirds more likely to pass away compared to more robust men.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
So robust makes it sound like we got a lot
to offer. A super horny describes us a little bit more.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Yeah, I was gonna say I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
I wouldn't robust. It's so great, robust, I don't mind
that title. But horn dog it's a little tougher.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Shockling. Men who didn't have sex at all were found
to have a seventy two percent higher chance of dying
from cancer. On the other hand, there was no link
between a lower sex drive and higher mortality risk in women.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
That's how you get rid of the cancer. It just
it goes right.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
At your Does that surprise you at all? It was like, Yeah,
the ladies, they could care less about the sex because
they're going to live twenty years longer than you anyway. Yeah,
Laura will be the last out of this room.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
They want us dead.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
They want us dead sometimes.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Who's the women of the women?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
More specifically today today?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, that today was rough.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
I thought it was great.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I can't wait to get the those videos.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
We're not doing that.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
I'm gonna put a spider in your bed.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
You want to hear something real crazy about spiders before
we go? Uh Sunday, I went to go grab the mail,
grabbed all the mail and a HEGs. I hadn't gotten
it all week, so there was a big chunk of
mail there. I pulled it out. I walk all the
way to the house, go inside, set it on the counter,
and right then a big spider crawled out from between
the envelope. I carried that bitch all the way inside
and I just picked up a loaf of bread which
only had like three pieces of bread in it. I
just smashed it. That's all I had near.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Me was the victory is yours.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
But I couldn't believe I just carried that little fucker.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
I was watching you guys watch Shrinking.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I just started, okay, when he when he talks about
how he's afraid of spiders, and then he finds the
spiders and he says on the and then he crushes.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
So I think every time you see it on the Boss.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
I will I am the captain.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Now right before I make this sound perfect terminated.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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