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April 15, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Yeah, indeed. Ye, it's a fun word to say, just
like seeing you.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I just realized I walked out of the bathroom with
my zipper down.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I thought you were going to say, without washing, you're
making a.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I do that a lot, I was, I walk out
without zipping my pants up. I do it often. I
think it's like I get into the habit at my
house and then then I take that habit outside.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
My zipper on one of my pairs of jeans broke
the other day, and I was so upset, and then
I was really proud of myself because I fixed it.
And then it broke again, and I'm like, well, now
I can't wear these pants even if I fix it,
because I'm afraid that I'll be out in public.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Ever had a pair of jeans where there were buttons zippers?
This is like a button.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, but I hate the button fly.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
It was awful back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
That was a thing. I don't feel like I run
into those that much anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, I don't either, I but I remember I had
a pair and I just found it to be so difficult,
so annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, you'd find those on like some silver tabs back
in the day.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, I feel like that was. Yeah, they were. It
was an expensive little fad that they would.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
And would just take you forever.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
I am here, we go, I go. Yeah, I've been
standing here to pee for thirty minutes?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Is that playing with himself? No, I'm trying to close shop.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
It was like when, like back in the eighteen hundreds
when women would have to wear the corsettes.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
In the back and then like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
And then like in the movie what's the movie Gangs
of New York when Leonardo DiCaprio and Cameron Diaz run
off to kind of do it they have that they
run into that problem. She goes, it's going to take
forever to get this off and then put it back on.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Like so they just kind of like make out on
a on a like a hay basket or something.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Not a very convenient way to get undressed when you've
got a course set on.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, I must have been really uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Why why do they need to wear those you know
what I mean, just to like give them shape?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, holding it, I mean you think about it. The
girls are wearing those to this day, the Kardashian fact.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah, I know, but they that those are like waist
trainers to make them look I know.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
But people wear them out.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Remember in Titanic when she was tying tying the one
for her daughter when she's all pissed off. Yeah, and
that that was just a daily thing. You'd sit there
for twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's just like so unnecessary.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
And now, granted I am a surgically corrected or refurbished body,
but if you squeeze me like that, I get physically
ill because like my body cannot handle. Like even if
you put a tie on too tight on me, I
could not. If I had a courset, I'd be like
spitting up stomach ass.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, you're just getting squeezed.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Cord just walked in. Your wife still wears a corset.
How long does it take you guys to make love?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:41):
Well, I mean it takes a little while. I have
to take my knife out and.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Slowly a convincer, which is take a Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Well yeah, that's why we only do it once a
year because it's very costly.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Can you imagine like back in the Old West when
you had to wear all that, all the clothing and
the heat. Yeah yeah, and then when you wanted to
do it, you had to take all that time to
get it off and then release the stink.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Ude.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah. Because and the clothing they were wearing is not
like modern clothing. It's they were wearing wool like.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, not at all breathable.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yeah, flee no yeah, year round there, like it is
one hundred degrees outside and they're still wearing wool pants
like imagine that.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
No.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, shower once every six months, yeah right.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
The nut butter could lay back.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Well, I mean it's funny. Leather too, right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
Leather is the least breathable thing in the world, and
they all were just covered in it.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I think about the actors who are in these superhero
movies and they're in those stupid leather suits and the
film in like you know Atlanta, Yeah, and you know,
like this, the black panther suit. That must be absolutely miserable.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
See. I think they got better over the years because
they can ceg a lot of that stuff on there
if you think, but you think about like Batman, like
eighty nine awful. I mean they're pouring Michael Keaton into
that suit. He's basically said he he was swimming in
there because it was is a full body rubber suit.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's just water on body.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
There's no way to pee, Like you have to take
off the entire suit to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
And so that means you limit how much water you're
taking in exactly.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Well, you don't have to pee because you're just sweating
it all out.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You're so dehydrated that it probably your kidneys ache.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
So you must like not be able. I remember when
they were putting the RoboCop reboot. It was terrible, but
I remember them behind the scenes. It would take like
an hour to get the suit on and then you're
just stuck there. So you must not be able to
shoot for very long when you're in those suits.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, no, I think they do. I think they limit
your time. Yeah, it takes like four hours or five
hours or whatever to get into the suit. Then then
you shoot for like two hours and then you're out
of the suit. I have to pee.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Probably for safety. Also that you don't want somebody to
like go into shock because they've sweat out all their body.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Jim Carrey for the for the Grinch, he said, it
was torture, and they actually hired somebody that teaches marines
how to survive torture techniques and like soldiers to come
in to show him how to get through the scenes
because he was having such a hard time with it.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Wow, and the hours in the makeup chair.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
I read years ago that when they were filming Ninja
Turtles three, wherever they were filming the parts that were
supposed to be in Asia, it was really hot and
they would have to take hair dryers and put them
on cold blast and shove them in the mouths of
the Ninja Turtles and cool those guys off between every
scene because they're doing like, you know, high level of
martial arts in those suits, and.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
The suits would fill up because they were they weren't
really legable. They would have to pour the sweat out
like you know, like like the pea in a bowl. Right,
that's wild, like somebody's chamber pots.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
That is the ship strangest comparison.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah, I've been watching Game of Thrones and that's the
first thing I came to my mind, was a chamber pot.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
You guys got it.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
But yeah, man, I I I always think about that
stuff and how miserable must have all been.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
I got to think about it because I just rewatched
dead Wood. I don't know if you guys ever watched Deadwood.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
It's it's all West showed.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's it's based on the real
you know, real place and real people. But you know,
the a big part of the town is like the
whorehouses and so brothels where old horse are uh and
uh so they and they're not free, yeah right, but

(06:10):
but like these guys are getting there their gob slobed
on and and uhs. Yeah, but I just imagine like
nobody's had a shower in months.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah. I just watched that episode of Game of Thrones
where they're in the the whole house and uh lord,
little finger whatever it wipes the sperm off that girl's
mouth and sends them sends her right back into the
room with another guy. Right he kisses her right on
the mouth, and they make that clear like she just
had a nut in her mouth and now she's making

(06:39):
out with this dude and.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
He doesn't know.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I mean, if that's all you got, then you know,
pay up.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
The oldest profession. You know, as long as the day is,
they'll keep going.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, those clothes. Man, I'm so glad I grew up
in this time where I can just throw on some
vans and yeah, but breatha T shirt.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
They were just so much tougher than us. You know,
Like you think about if you were to take somebody
from the original like colonizing of Phoenix, Arizona, and you
were to put them in a time machine and show
them now that like that, how many people are able
to live there when it was you and like seven
other dudes and it's one hundred and fifteen degrees and

(07:23):
there's no such thing as air conditioning or an ice box.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
But they did it, like somebody did.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
It, because yeah, why anybody would be there in the first.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Place, You just say keep going or go around.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Yeah, so that's no place I'm going. I'm not going
to Phoenix or Vegas.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
You would think it's there's just sorry people go there
to die. We're not building Las Vegas. Yeah, but they did.
It's wild. They're tougher than me.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, that's we live in air conditioning.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Little Maybe they got there in like the wintertime and
they're like, oh, yeah, this is pretty moderate.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
And then they started building and then they're like July
rolls around. They're like, what have we done?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
When this studio gets to eighty degrees, like sweat puddles
between my boobs, and I'm like, this is this is
a lot. It's nothing like that.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
When you zoom out.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Sometimes it's scary to think how close we are to
like not having ventilation in the world. Smelling like it
used to smell like that was not that damn long ago,
even going back to powdered wigs to cover the smell
of syphilis rot.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
It was only like a couple hundred.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Years ago, right, Like it's well, I just need to
me to think about I think in the nineteen hundreds,
this whole thing smelled like a foot like when you were.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Riding the Declaration of Independence. How it must have stunk
in there. Oh yeah, it must have just been absolute rancid.
Uh huh terrible. What do you think it was, like,
bo and fees?

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Oh, I mean all of it, yeah, bo all? I
mean because then nobody. I mean, I don't even know
how they manage that area. Back in the day.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I just got used to it where it was just
you smelled like I'm kind of.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
A kind of any other animals too.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Right, You're definitely didn't. You weren't You didn't have a
train nos like we have now. Like if you were
to smell a girl who'd had a bath who smelled
like flowers or something because they soaked in that bath
when you came off the road, you probably thought she
was an angel.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, that's everyone stopped.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
It's like stopped and bowed and like just really plied
back then.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
Well that was I mean that was the other thing
of like watching Deadwood, like in the middle of the town.
It's just it's just crap. It is just horse crap
and mud and probably.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Human I'm seeing the picture of it is this. I'm
pretty sure this is the picture. They have a before
and after shot of Deadwood, like how it looked way
long ago, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
I mean before it's all like wooden structures, uh, you know, muddy, gross,
and then if you look at it now, the town
is gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, here it is. This is a great shot. I
love ship like this, Laura, you know, you know, I
like before and after where they take a shot from
the same location like one hundred years later.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
So yeah, oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
I would go there I've never been there.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
That is cool.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah, it's a it's amazing South.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
And that's what's cool is you look at it any
major city, and the bigger the city gets, the more
it's hidden. But like even Portland, you know, you settle,
a group of people settle along the water because it's
the only place you can survive. It's the only place
you can get supplies in and out. And it's just
a it's just a camp. Well yeah, you know, and
then it just works its way out. I mean even
in downtown it was a forest.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah camp.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
I mean that's why they called them Stumptown. Yeah, because
they the foundations were all just built on the stumps
of the trees that they cut down.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
I was, I'm often on reading this book about the
Old West. It's this guy named Kit Carrington. I guess
he's one of the inspirations that used to make Arthur
Morgan and Red dederd em Sha too. But he was
just just kind of like a guy just like Arthur.
But they would say that they all that old trail
out there would just be fucking mud and that people
would literally get stuck in it. Horses would get stuck
in this mud. And they would die, so they'd have

(10:48):
to go around the mud, but then that would be
dangerous to take forever. So just like the the you know,
the highway or whatever, because there were no roads, just a.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Big old mud pit, and that the road was like
the road was the road. Boone's Ferry Road is a
great example. It's a massive road. It takes you all
over town, but originally it was the trail that got
you to the river where you would pay for Daniel
Boone and his family to take you across the river
and then you sell you some pot probably and a

(11:17):
little corn cob pipe smoking out you find your own fire, kid.
But that that that never moved an inch. That's incredible.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
And apparently Sandy Boulevard that used to be an old
Native trail and that's the reason why it's a diagonal.
Everything else that's its own west.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
There's this one photo from it goes viral every once
in a while, and it's a photo I think it's
in California, but they show when the guys were using
the horses to just kind of map out the freeway,
and then they show you the freeway and you can
see the same exact slope that was next to it.
It's like one hundred years later.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
How it was just like a maybe not one man's decision,
but one small group decided that that was going to
be forever in that exact line, kind of wild.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
I like it, I love it, I love it all right.
We's got a really funny text message. I'll share it
on the air tomorrow too. It says, uh, good good.
I saw Laura's ex husband on her Instagram and geez,
I was thinking she was a ten. And he was
literally the ugliest dude I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Ah wo, that is so mean.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
We're seeding hair like a mohawk with side hair. It
looks just awful. He looks like he doesn't wash his jeans,
hasn't washed his jeans for tin here.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I mean, that's that.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
And also the haircut was part of his identity also,
so it's a bad haircut, that's part of it.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
I hear he's really nice, like he's one of.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Him the ugliest dude ever made or whatever he said there.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
And he's literally the ugliest guy I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah, walk out in public.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
That's get a picture of him. I've never seen him.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
You've never seen a picture of my ex.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
He's not the uglies.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
He's not. I mean, he has an interesting look.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Laura already broke his heart. You gotta go back and
stomp on his gray same as John.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
By the way, I'll show you the picture from our
divorce party.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
So this is him dressed up.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I don't know if you can really show one where
he's happy happy.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
He's not happy in that picture. He's pretending.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
He is pretending he didn't want to go to that party.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
Well he's I mean, I wouldn't call him. He looks
he looks like a very fit gentleman.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
He does look like he's got like a like a cent.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh yeah, I bet, I bet? What kind of shape
was that guy in?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Very skinny?

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Just okay, fine, he's not the ugly.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
He's a lanky. He's a lanky.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Have you been to our bacon and beers? Now?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I do feel like that's unfair.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Walk into a Walmart here and get six steps.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Here's a better view of like his hair hair horrible.
Those are side birds. But like he's not untracked like.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
He did that intentional thing where he has some like
intentionally made his hair look bad with a mullet like I.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Remember, and it will be the last one in his hair.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
He doesn't.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
But I remember when we first got together, I was like,
do you cut your own hair?

Speaker 2 (14:04):
And he goes, isn't that apparent? So like he knew
that he had.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
What would you even ask?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I don't think it's going to work out save so
much cash.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
And so the new girlfriend is cool with the weird haircuts.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Oh, I mean you should see the new girlfriend out
there too. Well, she's the co founder of Wolf and
so she's exactly she's wild. She's exactly what you would
expect imagine working around she has green eyebrows.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, but she's she's very talented.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
She's she's an insanely talented artist.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's me wild.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
It's one of them. Is in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's Vegas. I got him in Texas, I got him
in Denver, which.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Is it's an experience.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
It's like an immersive I don't want to call it
a museum, but it's drug.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
You want to take drugs when you do that. But
you walk into like an oversized grocery store.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
And it's one in Vegas Omega Mart.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
And then there's like there was a room that was
like a light room with windows and I swear to god,
I was gonna have a freaking panic attack, so I
got out of there. But there's some other cool attractions,
like you go and you know there'll be a hidden
room inside of a refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, like like you're going to get a drink in
the back of the grocery store and then it takes
you into the end.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
It's just a kind of a mind trip.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
But it's fun.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
It's fun once.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
Yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Once.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
It's listed on the website as an interactive art installation.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Okay, yeah, that's that's about right.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Which is codeword for bringing your substances.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
They have people specially trained, like staff members, so like
if you're tripping balls and you're having a hard time,
they can like guide you.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
That's smart.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
They know we got another one and got somebody bit
off a little more than they could.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
They have that at that Jackson's by my house too.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
How was your experience at the art installation? Well, I
took too many mushrooms and I spent the entire thing
in the daycare with the kids.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I bet there is a little adult daycare for you
to get it together.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Oh yeah, well, I want to play this clip. I
found these on the internet. This guy is chicky. Everyone's
got a shtick on TikTok and they got a stick
with that stick. His shick is I'm not a pervert.
But and then he proceeds to say something kind of perverted.
I don't know. The first time I thought I saw
was kind of funny, but then I started watching a
few and maybe a little.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Hit and miss started to devolve a little.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Yeah, but we're gonna see. Uh this one I haven't
heard yet, but this guy just says I'm not a pervert.
But okay, no, I got to start the Why does
TikTok do this? It's like the video is starting. The
video starts muted, and then when I started, I've missed
the first couple of seconds. But I can't stop it,
and Rewind, I have to wait for it to repeat, yea,
And it just pisses me off because I'm trying to

(16:36):
record something. I gotta sit there, you know what I mean?
Right now, that's what I'm doing. I' vamping until it's okay.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
I'm not a pervert.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
But I brought my nut rag with me to the.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
Beach just in case I got got gott. I got
my population pace all over my body. I need something
to clean it up with.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I'm population.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
You are a pervert.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
It looks like he's a stand up comedian, But yeah,
I think it's all I because he looks exactly like
what a pervert would look like.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'll tell you that now.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Is he dressed up like a pervert or is this
just happens to He's got a beach towel over shoulders,
so it looks kind of you know he's getting it.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
And if you have to bring a nutrag with you
wherever you are.

Speaker 9 (17:15):
I'm not a pervert, but my roommate got pissed at
me for leaving my fleshlight in the shower, and I'm like, buddy,
you can use it me Cassi to casa. Plus, you
leave dirty dishes in the sinak, which I never complain about,
and I clean them. But you think this guy ever
cleaned my baby batter catcher never ever.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
I'm not sure I'm not a pervert, But coming home
to that unconditional love from your dogs after a three
day road trip doesn't even compare to that unconditional love
I'm about to get from my meat milking machine. My
blue vein coster chucker needs to unload.

Speaker 9 (17:47):
I need to unload, baby.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yeah, he the creative jerks and I don't I don't
know it.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, he's definitely a perverse.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
He goes for in those heads.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
And then I'll have the next video.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
By the way, Salt Lake, I'll see you tomorrow night
at the last. I'll be kind, I promise.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, all right, well geez, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
My mouth is dry. And Tuesday follow that, I'm tired,
and I know Laura's this is her worst. She hates
the state. It's the worst day of the week. First,
I know she's in a bad mood.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
To take a nap in the other room.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeeah, probably.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Marcus. Did you see that photo of Laura sleeping in
the studio?

Speaker 7 (18:27):
I did that was I wouldn't be able to walk
after sleeping like that for an hour and a half.
My lower back would just be done for the day.
But looked like a pretty good serious nap.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Laura works out, you know, she's she's able to be.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Shot my my foam roller handy.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
The only thing that would be different if it was
Marcus is you'd see about a quarter mile of his
ass crack crack.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, yeah, I'm glad mine wasn't now because that would
that would have been embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I like to slide mine up for a little ventilation sleep.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
It was funny to see like.

Speaker 6 (18:59):
On the window that just said you're welcome to.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
It's always interesting to read the comments.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
You know, people were mostly supportive.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
There's there's always like one or two, like people are
get actually upset that like Glare's sleeping. Oh, you step
on the job, getting paid to work. It's what does
it matter to you? For one, the show's already over.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
And unless your name is Bob Pittman, the CEO of iHeartMedia,
then then shut up.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Well, she's also not an hourly employee. Yeah, her job
is to complete the job. If someone said it wasn't completed,
then be mad.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Then that'd be a problem. But I get my I
get my work done. Leave me alone.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Took her till eight pm that night because.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
She slept, But I got it done. Even if I wonder,
I wonder what Bob would say. What if Bob Pittman
walked in this building.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
He never would but Bob saw.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, I'm sure it's.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
In his It's all chocked up as part of the show.
It's all chocked up as content.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I did this for content.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Just do you see the and do you see the
engagement we got on this Instagram?

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Well, just like Bob just she was there for two seconds.
We took the photo and then we moved on.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
But then I'd be like, no, no, no, no, it was
really ninety.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Wouldn't care. He would not care.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
He's got too He's got important things to you. But
he's not worried about you.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
To be honest, he has no idea any of.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
The business scrolling our Instagram. He's got bigger problem.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Did I be stoked if he was scrolling Instagram?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Please?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
You have no idea?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Give us a double tap?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Bob Pittman is a guy who started MTV and he's
now the CEO of iHeartMedia Art Company, and he's.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Like a lot to do.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
He's based out of New York, but the headquarters are
in Miami. I'm not really sure his headquarters are.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
Quarters or wherever he is. He's in Miami.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
It's a it's always on the move.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
And it's so funny because we've you know, we all
talk to people, uh in our company who work in
that building and it's like, hey, you know, Bob Pittman's
here today. I gotta go. I can't talk long, gotta
clean everything, I can fix my tie. It's serious.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Normally when that happens, though, it's like they're in and
out and you don't even see.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Them because you know, he came to your company.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
I didn't meet him, but yeah, he did speak for
a group of us in Denver.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
But it doesn't have to be him, anyone even like
two to three tiers under him. If they're coming to town.
This place looks like an episode of mad Men, you know,
like there's people doing copies and people I don't even like,
you don't even work here, like, nah, we got extras.
Everyone's on the move.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Well, it's just like a movie prop. If you look
at those copies, they're blank.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, they're just stay there looking up and smiling, just
doing circles.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
But if it was more like mad Men, though, we'd
all have like a whiskey on the rocks.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
A cigarette. That's a place it would be really going around, really.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Miss my window.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
That's one thing I don't miss about the nineties. Man
is smoking indoors. Holy shit.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
Yeah, it's pretty rough. It was pretty rough back.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Then, but nobody nobody noticed it. I feel like, well, no,
you didn't.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
You just walked into a bar and like smoking.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Bars were bars. You just were like, yeah, of course
they smell.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Like So did we just all smell like cigarettes back then? Yeah,
all the time, because I never know, I never noticed it.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Never I would come to town, I would I didn't live here,
so I would stay at my parents' house, and nobody
smokes in their world. So when I would come home
and like leave a jacket on the chair like the
next day, it was like, wow, that's aggressive. But we
weren't in trouble for smoking because that was just expected
back then.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yeah, I knew that anytime I'd go to a concert,
my hair would smell like that for a day or two,
and like, I don't you know, I don't. I guess
I didn't notice my clothes smelling like it. My parents also,
for a short time, smoked in the house.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, so that gives you a little reprieve.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
I probably smelled like it too.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
It's funny how much has changed that though, because now
I'll be walking the dog and I'll smell like just
a whiff of cigarette smoke outside, Like what is going on?
Who's smoking?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
My name?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Now? It's like a dinosaur.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
I've seen my neighbor smokes and he'll go outside and
sometimes most of the time he smokes on the front porch.
Every once in a while will smoke on the back porch.
And I can tell every single time. Me and a
friend were watching a movie on Saturday night and I
went neighbors back there smoking, yeah, And she smelled at
like five minutes later, like all you guys do because
my sniffer's weird. And I just it's so strong, it

(22:53):
is so abrasive. You're right, like when you smell it,
you're like, damn. And I was at Amsy over the weekend.
I saw a mom smoking right in front, and I
was like, that's bold. Oh, I thought to myself, right
right in front.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Right, you thought the dinosaurs were gonna be the only
ancient thing you see here today. But that's an old tradition.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
But that's all like how a taboo it's gotten.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Oh, it's so taboo.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
I appreciate that smokers kind of get treated like second
class citizens in some places, like they clear them away
from doors and things like that, almost like they're they're
just not supposed to be there by law. And I
know that there is a little bit, you know, ten feet,
but I've seen some smokers get admonished for being a
little too close to a door, and it's it's funny,
but it's also kind of sad that, like, all of

(23:35):
a sudden, we just wholesale decide to treat an entire
group of people that way because they stinky.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
Yeah, you know what, I.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
Was the case in seventeen seventy eight. Here's the callback.
We wouldn't have a country if we were to be
nice to people that smelled like shit. So you know,
it's I don't mean to get all philosophical and over
the top on it, but it was where my mind.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Went, I mean, you're not wrong.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Well, in this day and age, if you smoke year,
it's such a financial burden compared to the old days.
Back back then, it just was you're hurting yourself, and
you're like, I know, now you're like, you're hurting yourself
financially and physically.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
A pack of smokes in the nineties is what four bucks?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
It was it was two when I was in high school.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Pill forum and now it's what ten dollars.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
It's eleven more than that. Yeah, when I was in college.
I would pick up a pack for four fifty. I
think that's what I was paying in West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, they were up near five college. They got to five,
but in like nineteen ninety seven, ninety six two dollars,
it was if you had ten bucks, you could get
a half rack of Corps light and a pack of
camel lights and you and your buddies could just get it.
Good old days.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Also easier as high schoolers when we grew up.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
If you got your hands on some cigarettes and you
wanted to try one, because there were so many people
that smoked in their houses. If you came home smelling
like a cigarette, just back, Oh it's over, Bryan's.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Certain people's cars still did.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Yeah that's o kodah.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
So it was, uh, you know, maybe better for for teens,
but I guess they got vapes and those things don't
really make your clothes smell, so they beat us.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Just Christies a lung or two.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
All right, Tomorrow we will be back with another pair
of tickets to see b Break and the Grace and
three three Days Grace. Uh, that's gonna be a really
fun show because I mean, I don't know how many
songs Breaking Benjamin has but three days Grace I know
has a butler.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
How many songs does Breaking Benjamin half hit?

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Like it?

Speaker 8 (25:29):
Hits?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
I could probably look it up in the city four
maybe three.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Diary of Jane So Cold is that one? I will
not back.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
There's what's that? Sooner or later we are going on heard.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
That's a jam?

Speaker 4 (25:49):
That's a that's a we played that on.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
The tree fly all right, they got a half.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, I'm gonna pull it up here, but they're gonna
They're gonna make you earn it though. October first is
a Wednesday?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Fuck balls?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
What did you expect I was gonna be on a Friday?

Speaker 4 (26:07):
I did. I don't know why I thought. I just assumed.
But yeah, that sucks. Well, I'll I guess I guess
that Thursday is gonna be rough.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, I mean he went to see Limp Biscuit.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah, we'll just have to leave a little early. But
all right, Breaking Benjamin's got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine ten songs in there.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
There you go in our system.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Yeah, so there were some of that. I didn't count
the duplicates.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
I would say, there's then there's five hits because there's
some stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
This album release.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
There's Failure, Dear Agony so called Diary Jane Angels Fall Awake,
and that's their newest hit.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Dear Agony is good.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, and sooner or later for some reason, we don't
have that one in the system. But that's a song
from them.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I promise.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Breath they got breath on there or whether it was
a song called Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
I love that song. That's a good and that's what
we have that in the system. And then three Days
Grace they've just got a ship ton so.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Because they had like sixteen number ones. I thin because
them and Shine going back and forth between Yeah, so
that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
And and they've got two singers now they're brothers. And
you know, the original singer left, his brother replaced him.
Original singer decided to come back, the brother stayed. So
now they're right because they've got songs that they've done
without each other. So at some point I'm assuming they're
gonna like come up they do have a song together
that they out that they do together. I'm assuming that
they'll just like trade, yeah, because one just can't stand

(27:31):
there right right the background start singing harmony.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Like that yeah or his hype man me first and
is it me first? And the Gimmy Gimmey's. They just
got a guy that stands on stage and dances.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
I am mighty, mighty Boston.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Sorry, I was.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Also arrested Development that the band arrested Development back in
the nineties, their hip hop band. And then this old
yeah right, and they had this old guy that would
just sit in the throne the entire show, and every
once in a while he get up and like do
a little quiestion dance and he sit back down on
the throne. Again.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Wow, I never saw I've never seen them, right.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
I saw like ninety three three.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
They back at Z one hundred in like in ninety
two ninety three when I first moved to a new
house and I got my own radio. They used to
be on the Raid.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
At Tennessee, Tennessee. Well, if you want to go to
that show, which is just sorry October first, we'll have
your tickets tomorrow morning. If you're listening to this on
April fifteenth when recording it, get your taxes done today,
it's tax say do it, ye, Marcus, you get all
that done.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Somebody in my house did fair enough.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
All right, We'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye. Here's the
intro I'll draft.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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