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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready. That's a good start.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I still don't have the kids. I don't know where
that sound effect was and it just disappeared. And honestly,
as soon as the Donkey Show's over, like I forget
to check.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, where to find it?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Sight out of mind.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
It's like when we record our promo and then five
seconds later we're.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Like, what are we doing tomorrow? Like we just talked
about three things and I have no idea good thing.
They record it and it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Happens to us like like I know, Drew's wife will
ask Drew like are you kids, will be like what
would you talk about on the.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Show, daddy, and he'd be like, I don't know, but
you put me on the spot.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Stuff and things and things and stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, which is funny because I'm taking notes the entire time.
Then I leave this room and redo it all again
and then forget.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah, out of anybody, you're the one who should remember
what we tell.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I am better because I'm in charge of that stuff.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Before I couldn't tell you a thing. Yeah, but Lisa
study it twice before I go.
Speaker 7 (01:01):
Let them down.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well we he thanks for checking out the Donk Show podcast.
I got an email from someone saying they didn't see
any of the Donkey shows on the UH on the
page last week. I went and checked and I didn't
see them either. I know I posted at least at
least two of them. Maybe I didn't post.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
The thing's still missing.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, so I gotta go figure it out because if
if that, if they're still missing, that means this, right,
if it's a technical problem, this one will be missing.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I got to figure that out as soon as
this is done. Okay, find the children, find the shows.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Our engineer Joe has been great, Like we only have
one engineer back in the day, uh, you know, big
major station like this, because we've got like what nine
stations here, nine signals.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Or something like that.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, and back in the day when I first started radio,
we must have had six engineers.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
When I even when I first came here to join you,
the first day, they sent me up there to go work,
like to get my logins. Yeah, there was and I'm
not exaggerating. There was five men in the room and
they were all engineers. And I was standing in the
middle and I'm like, Wow, there's a lot of action
in here. Yeah, just now, one man does all those jobs.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Back in the day, there was tons of people who
worked here, right, and things would always break down and
so they needed couldn't just one or two guys just
couldn't do it themselves.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Well, now it's QR code you scan on your phone
and you're connected with somebody from Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
We have one engineer, he's not even in the building
every day now. And if we have a tech issue,
since most things are digital now, we have to scan
this QR code. It takes us to like a like
a page that we've got to fill out, and then
within minutes usually we get a call back.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's pretty quick from the other side of the country.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, and then they are able to patch into your
equipment and to fix it. And so it's like that's
back in the day we would just go down the
hall and be like, hey, jim My, shits fucked.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
So I so missed that alli branch option that when
you just walk up and you're like, hey, yeah, I
know there's a bunch of like steps to go through here,
but I just need to get back into this computer.
And they could do it right there. And done. But
those days that ship as sale.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
And Joe our engineer, I think he's one of those guys,
like he gets phone calls from other parts of the
country as well.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, yeah, so I think that's why.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
That's why I think, I mean, I could be wrong
about that, but I'm pretty sure he's part of that
whole network of engineers. But I think that's why he
kind of gets almost excited to do stuff with us,
gets a break from the monotony of like, hey, my
computer won't turn on, Like what's the problem? You know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
And it's actually it's a little more hands on, a
little more fun.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I think he enjoys coming to bacon and beers, and
he loves it when things break because he gets to
put hands on, his hands on things.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Courteous walked in.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
We're talking about back in the day, station would have
like six engineers.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Now we've got one guy in a QR code.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah, yes, that's true. I mean, yeah, it's it is
kind of sad that you used to be just be
able to walk down the hall and say, hey, this
is broken, can you fix it? Of course they'd have
to grunt it you a little bit. Doing him so good.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I always went to this guy named Jim because he
was he used to be a meth head and he
was and he was sober.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
He would fix sh it within two minutes, and so
I would. And he would help you right away, like
he would stop whatever he was doing, if he was
eating lunch, he would stop and help you with your problem.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Yeah, there were definitely some engineers like that. There was
a guy named Jeff who he wreaked his cigarettes like
you didn't even want to go into the into the
engineering room because it just it smelled like an ash tray.
But he was Johnny on the spot. If there's something
you needed done, he would do it. But he just
wreak up your studio, good old day.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I think maybe part of the problem and why we
don't have more engineers now is that it's a requirement
that your name must start with Jay apparently, so they've
just run out right. We had a gym a Jeff
and Joe. There were really limited I there's a.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Joel at one point.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Joel.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
A lot of people Marcus. You know, you work from home,
and when things break down, who's your engineer?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Your wife? Does she know your computers or does it you, dude.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
It's me, and it's sucks because it's just like I
don't have the skills, the appropriate skills to fix the
things that I know how to use. And I mean
you guys probably get a lot of this too, Like
you use the same programs every day, you use the
same harder where every day, and when it doesn't work.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Nothing about it is intuitive.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
By the way, I asked that question knowing Marcus would
answer that way because I've played PC gaming with him,
and every every time I play with him, something's broken
on his end.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Every time he always blames me. It's always his stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Everybody else and it works. So I still don't know
how to explain that to you.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
He like he can't figure how to get his controller
to work with pubg.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Oh yeah right, it works with me.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, I'm the only one.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
You are the last of a dying breed. Dude.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
I'm not going back to Reddit to get flamed again,
to see.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
To get.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And he's still bitter about him.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I'm about to get dude.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
They sturred me back to console. I'm not chick.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Weeks when we weread because I think you read those
comments on here. They they they put you on the
spit pretty brutal. Yeah, yeah, mean the gamers. But yeah,
Marcus and I have been playing. When we play, it's on.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
The Xbox because he got bullied off the PC and
everything's breaking on his end.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Sure, So that's why I'm not about to give up
on PUBG. I enjoy the game. I I hate playing
in teams because somebody always has their their head set
on and so annoying the entire time.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
And I play.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
When I play Call of Duty, I mute about a
dozen people every time I play.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I mean, part of the game is being able to
hear when somebody sneaking up on you. You can kind of
hear them running through the grass or whatever. And these
jackasses are just talking the entire I can't hear goddamn thing.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You just be like, hey, stupid fuck, turn off your eye.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Because I don't. I don't have it.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
I don't have a head.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I don't have one either.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yeah, so it's just all coming through my TV.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I can't say.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
And you have to turn it up loud enough on
the TV so that you can hear what's happening, Like
the people.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Need the footsteps are kind of quiet, Yeah, they're kind
of quiet.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
And then these guys are yelling, and then my wife's downstairs.
What are you watching up there? It's just like it's so.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Court is standing up two feet from the TV.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Court will stand up for eight hours and play video games.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
He's the weirdest guy. Like I sit down in my
gaming chair or whatever.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
No, I gotta be able to move if somebody sneaking
up on me. I gotta be able to move.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Like if your wife comes in the room, you can
put the control down and make it look like you're
doing it's.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
When the guys are coming at me, you have to
be able to like physically, I feel like I need
to move out of the way.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Are you do?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
You move your controller with the.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Character, and I'll do that a little bit, like if
somebody like scares me, I'll have to jump back a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Ye, and everyone has a buddy or like my brother
was that way, and he wasn't the greatest gamer, but
if you were to look at him, if you were
to turn the camera on him, you'd think that he
was killing it because he's standing up.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
And you're right.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I remember my mom every time she played Mario, when
she when he when he jumped, her hand would.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Move with it makes him jump a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
But I guess I get when I'm like, uh, if
I'm getting attacked, I can kind.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Of like I could squirm. Yeah, I can scarem my
hands a little bit. Sometimes I'll grab the controllers too
hard in my hands will hurt, you know, like your
hands are coming up as you're trying to battle them.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I need you guys to tell me if it's a
good I need an idea or not. I'm thinking about
maybe getting a switch.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh yeah, yeah you should. Absolutely. I think they're great.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
What can I play?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What can I play with them?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
There's a lot of.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Nintendo Game of All, Mario Kart and Mario like Zelda.
Can I get casual games card?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Okay, good, well that's what I want. But can I
get like a plug in so that my controller looks
like a Nintendo sixty four controller?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah? They, I mean they basically, I mean, I'm not
sure exactly like that, because the problem is is you
could probably get a You're playing across all all of
their so you've got access to Super Nintendo and that,
and you know, and the sixty four. So if you
only have that, you're going to be limited in what
you can do.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
But they come with like the little controllers too, right, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
But you plug the DOC into the run through your
TV as well, so yeah, have little pattles.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
But I suggest you go to a store and buy
a control because you can buy like an Xbox looking
control roller that plugs into it and that way you're
playing these great games on a high end controller. Okay,
because my kids don't mind those two little bitchy controllers.
But come, I get out of here with all that
I know.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Those are That's the only thing I've ever played with,
and I just don't like.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
The way I think.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I just saw that Red Dead two's come to the Switch.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Oh really, that's cool. I mean it would make sense.
It's a popular enough, one of the biggest.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I think it's the top ten.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Last it was like the top ten highest selling games
of all time, it was, I think it was one
of them.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Well, and they've got a new Switch coming out, which
is going to come with a new Mario Kart.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Maybe I should be cause I kid, I've been thinking
about it. Just that five hundred and fifty dollars price tag,
isn't it four or fifty? I thought it was five fifty.
There was a five hundred dollars version and then a
five hundred and fifty dollars version.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's expensive either way. You know, it's a lot to
chew on when the old consoles coming into a three
hundred five hund oh yeah, and then there's the five
to fifty comes with like a game or like something
that comes with.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
But you're gonna part if you're going to play it,
then it's if it's gonna be one of those things
where you played like two games and then it sits
in the corner, then don't you.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They got the updated modern version of the organ trail
for the Switch. The greatest part.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
About it is fun, but I want the old one.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I always preach this, and that's that the switch still
lets you play games with your friends in the same room,
which is the lost art of video game. That's really great.
It used to be like a board game because we
would play together and not just I watch you until
I want to die.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Didn't they have something like that with game boys? Couldn't
you patch game boys together or you could link them with.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
A corn Yeah? I think you could. I never I
never had a game Boy. I watched other people play.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Well, even if you did, you couldn't see the goddamn thing.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Yeah right, yeah, the screens were possible.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
It was better because it was color.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
We had my mom because we took so many road trips.
My mom finally was like, fine, I'll get you game boys.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
And we wanted the color game Boy even though the
screen was not colored.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
We just wanted like the blue one, fancy one, yeah,
or pink or something that got grey.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
And she's like, nah on the ground when she gave
it to you.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
No, I was still really happy.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
But it was I mean, as soon as it was
dark out, like if the sun was shining on it, like,
you could not.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, you can't see shit.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I never got a game Boy, I mean, and I'm
kind of glad because you couldn't see anything. But I
got my the first Nintendo like a year or two
after they came out, so.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I was mine. Was a handful of years to that.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All the stuff that I got game boy wise, was
like if a kid got something new and he gave
me his busted game boy the B button didn't work. Yeah,
when we were kids, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
I had this wild contraption for my og game Boy
because of all the things you're saying no color screen, no,
no screen light, like nothing. It was a big, chunky
thing that fit over the top of it. I remember
the top of the screen, and then two speakers folded
out from the side and fold it out from the top,
and there was a magnifying lens over the top of it,
so it would make the screen look like how much Just.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Make the screen bigger, you assholes? I mean that screen probably,
I mean what was that. It was like the thing
you'd get on to watch.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Yeah. No, yeah, it was like a calculator screen.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
It was never gonna live up to the hype.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
No, and I'm gonna I'm getting carpal tunnel anyway.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Holding this little thing and jamming my thumbs into it
for five hours and now I've got eight pounds worth
of ship on top of it that I also have
to hang on to. It ruined the experience. It was
good for like a week and a half and I
threw that thing away. I was so pissed off.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Casey's got one in his office. There's no game though.
He needs to get a game.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah yeah, paper Boy and all that for it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I wonder what happened to our game boys.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They went into thee yeah, they broke and then we
threw or some kid dropped it. I remember most of
the screens that I had were cracked that you drop
it and there was just a giant black crack right
down the kind of like I only had.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Him from discarded other people. And I'm sure Tanner is
the same way. By the time he had a game Boy,
it had a sunburn in it and it had all
these other things that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I did have a brand new duck Hut gun though,
and a duck Hut gun, and I would hold that
ship by the sideways.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I only ever had the gray gun. They came out
with like a red and white and white. Yeah, yeah,
the gray orange.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I think it was actually orange and I was like,
I feel like it might have been orange red, but
it was one of those Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
The when they beefed it up.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Every once a while, you'll see different versions of the
Super Nintendo, you know, like the Japanese version was it
looks different. Yeah, And like I bought a Super Nintendo
when I first moved back to Portland from Detroit, and
one of the controllers is the og Super Nintendo controller
and the other one is just like like from another country.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I know it's Nintendo. It's interesting, it just looks a
little different, weird.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Well you can find I'm sure you can find old
game boys and all those gaming systems. There's a hobby
shop in Oregon City and downtown Oregon City, like right
in front of the elevator, and they have all sorts
of everything. So you should if you if you really
want an old game boy, that's a place to go.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I'm sure Laura's board over there. We're talking about games
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
No, actually switched, I know. I'm actually looking at the
new switch right now. You can get one for four
forty nine. It's just not the Mario Kart bundle.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Nintendo Switch. Gaming is different than Yeah, it definitely is,
like I would.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I feel like more girls play that stuff than yeah,
like the games, you know, like Red Deck, because the.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Don't want to get hit on by some random four
year old.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Just like when they play Call of Duty like.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Well, and also I don't want a bunch of like
misogynist pigs being like like work, don't you?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He's not that bad.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Call me.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I'm pretty good at pubg anymore years and years of practice.
I'm a chicken dinner machine ready to go win.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
It when I want to.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
You know, I always have these like visions of grandeur
where I'm like, if I played Call of Duty, I'd
probably be natural and just like clean up.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And then I try playing once and I'm like, not
not for.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Me, call of Duty probably would be for you.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I could see you playing like uh, you know, Marvel
Rivals or someone of those.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Like Fortnite. I could playing Fortnite Wan.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Fortnite always seem to like people are like dance.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I played it for a little bit. It's kind of fun,
but it's very cartoony and that's what And there's a
lot of kids. That's what got me out of it.
In PUBG. I just like that more like hyperrealism games.
And I love, you know, I really love a single
shot sniper rifle. And there's nothing that makes me feel
better than watching someone drive away and putting them.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
To bed with a single bullet.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
There is nothing better. God, I hate Marcus and his
fucking sniper rifles. Dude, they're so bad ass.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
When I got the right one with that eight scope,
it's light Like if Marcus and I end up on
opposite teams, like he just comes after me. This fucking
sniper rifle the whole time.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
You gotta you gotta put your big head away, man's
ways away.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
I start lobbing lead.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
There was one time I've there was one time we
were playing Call of Duty four.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
This was like, geez, fifteen years ago.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
This was our first online Like for me, this is
my core online gaming memory of what you're about.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
To say right now.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I remember, I can remember what map it was.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
But we're playing Call Duty four and Marcus is hidden
somewhere sniping like a bitch. Yeah, And I'm trying to
walk to this this door, and I get like, I
get this thing in my head where I'm determined, like
I'm I'm not gonna let I'm not gonna let this
guy beat me. I'm gonna walk to that door and
I'm gonna survive.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
One way.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You're gonna be that door. I'm not going, not going around.
There's five different directions I could go, fuck that, I'm
going that door. And so I kept going through that door.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Bop.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I'm dropped the second I stepped foot in that door.
And I must have done it five six times. Marcus
killed me each time.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Until finally I think I took it. Like I went
around check door number two.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
I was shooting him with a fifty cal sniper rifle.
And I think the thing was is everybody knew that
I liked the snipe, so he didn't think that I
was anywhere close.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
I was like twenty feet from that door. I was
just hidden.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
Really well, and so there was no chance for me
to miss you when you came through the door.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Because my scope had it zoomed so big.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah, you big your bit handhand combat Still Marcus his
favorite day sitting there just sniping out at the door.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
He brings it up a lot. So But yeah, anyway,
I think you would have fun, Laura. I mean just
having some beer, like not of being a hardcore gamer,
but like Friday night you're with your new.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Boo or whatever and you're having some beers.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I think you're myself. Lets be honest, this is going
to be me.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think you'd get serious then, Like I fucked this
twelve year old up last night on call du.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
No, I think I could. I could probably get into it.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, there's games out there that you enjoy.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
I'm sure you got to get the Mario Kart bundle.
If you're gonna I will say this, if you're gonna
venture into gaming, there might not be a better way
to do it than Mario Kart. And that goes all
the way back to Super Nintendo. I mean that it
ever gained again. Played Mario Kart with me.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Like I'm dating this girl right now. And she asked
me the day she goes, you know you've played Mario Kart, right,
I'll dare And I looked at her. I don't talk
to her like she's done very often. I want to
have I played Mario Kart. I said it the most
insulting way I.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Could have been, like I'm Mario Kart.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I mean, you know, like, let's sit done right now.
I'm gonna teach you a couple of things about the
ghost map.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
We have to break up.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Gonna win.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Like I played the OG to my thumbs bled till
I was.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I still feel like the OG is the best.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I love the OG sixty four was my jam. But
I gotta say the new one is badass, and it's
probably more fun than any of them because it's they
just have all these new graphics, but they stayed true
to it. It's not like you know a bunch of
sidewinding stuff. It's the same. It feels it feels like
the old game but just modern. It's pretty cool. See
that's that's going to get me to drop five hundred
(18:08):
and fifty dollars. And then you get a highlight reel
at the end where you can adapt it per character.
So like say you and your buddies finish the four races,
then it has a highlight reel of you, like blasting
them at the finish line, or like knocking someone off
a cliff, so you get that rub in at the end.
You're like, in case you missed it, Lap two, you bitch,
(18:29):
I'm coming here else.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I you with a green shell, bro, Yeah, dude, I
tend to skill.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
That seeker is one thing. If I green shell you
from a distance, show some respectly bounce down.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
If I ricocheted a green shell, and I still take
you out on purpose.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, you're buying me dinner. The presence of greatness like
I am your I'm your I'm your God. And it's
funny because people even at my house, you know, you
get to talk and smack because everyone talks smack. But
then when you're really demoralizing somebody, and then you're still
like cackling and laughing like yeah, I've had amy like
fall right out of the fund zone, like you're just
a dick. How fun anymore? I'm like, it's a game.
(19:06):
It's like yeah, but you're taking it to a level.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Me and my friend Eric would play the og Mario
Karts so much, and him and I were about the
same skill level and which made the games so fun.
And I don't remember laughing as hard as a kid
then playing Mario Kart in battle mode of my Buddy Air. Yeah,
and just like yeah, because you know, when we played
with him, it was like who was gonna win? There
wasn't one guy who was dominant, so it was it
was so much fun. God, I might, jeez, Laura, I
(19:31):
might go get the bundle.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
And also that switch if because when you buy the games,
you get the actual little game that comes with it,
like Game Boys style. You don't have to have the Internet,
so you can play on an airplane, you can play
in the woods, like Laura could be up at her
little cabin and pull that thing out of her bag
if she wanted and kill it out when you go
and stay in your firehouse, which would be a little
silly to play video games in the most big room
(19:54):
you've ever slept him. But you could give it a shot.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, you know once this, once the the sun goes down,
you can't see side.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
That's true, and then you start dropping shells.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
But before we wrap this up here, because we got
we got a lot of stuff to do today, Grand
Theft Auto five or six rather still still May of
next year.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
There are the rumors that could be delayed a little longer.
Oh no, no, no, no, who knows. Yeah, I don't talk
about it until it's actually pass it over.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
I heard one of the guys involved said the game
is done.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I guess they're working on the campaign's done, They're working
on like side online.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
It's all the online stuff that the money maker. Yeah right,
And so if.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
People are gonna dump money into that game, but.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
If they just if they wanted to release the game,
it is done. It's ready to go.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
So it won't be on the PC from what I understand,
for a year after it comes out on Xbox and PlayStation.
Rumors are that the game is actually built to run
better on the PlayStation. I have one, so I think
I'm just going to buy it on the piece on
the PS five.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Man, I got to buy the new console before all
that happens. I call it you bar mine. I need
to buy one. Yeah one?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, I mean you could save yourself to cash. You
appreciate that, don't U. I haven't turned the thing on
in fucking months, the X.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Right x Xbox. Hopefully maybe I guess I'm kidding myself
that the price will come down between hilarious.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Well no, because they just announced that price is hiking up. Yeah,
so good luck.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Lame tariffs man, those those parts, all the parts probably
it's probably not the actual Xbox, all the little gizmos and.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Stuff they don't make here and never will make here.
The chap Yeah, all.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
Right, Marcus, stuff that already bottomed the giant profit margin
that they had before they had an excuse that we
all knew about, which was tariffs. Like these things were
already overpriced, right am I just crazy here in thinking this, Like, no,
you're already making five six markup?
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Get bent.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Fair?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
All right, Well, we will see you tomorrow on the
live show.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
We'll have more tickets to Alas Barbecue Fest and uh
some other stuff, big pile stuff say by Marcus by
Marcus Craft terminated.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready. That's a good start.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I still don't have the kids. I don't know where
that sound effect was and it just disappeared. And honestly,
as soon as the Donkey Show's over, like I forget
to check.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, where to find it?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Sight out of mind.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
It's like when we record our promo and then five
seconds later we're.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Like, what are we doing tomorrow? Like we just talked
about three things and I have no idea good thing.
They record it and it.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Happens to us like like I know, Drew's wife will
ask Drew like are you kids, will be like what
would you talk about on the.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Show, daddy, and he'd be like, I don't know, but
you put me on the spot.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Stuff and things and things and stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, which is funny because I'm taking notes the entire time.
Then I leave this room and redo it all again
and then forget.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah, out of anybody, you're the one who should remember
what we tell.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I am better because I'm in charge of that stuff.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Before I couldn't tell you a thing. Yeah, but Lisa
study it twice before I go.
Speaker 7 (01:01):
Let them down.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well we he thanks for checking out the Donk Show podcast.
I got an email from someone saying they didn't see
any of the Donkey shows on the UH on the
page last week. I went and checked and I didn't
see them either. I know I posted at least at
least two of them. Maybe I didn't post.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
The thing's still missing.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, so I gotta go figure it out because if
if that, if they're still missing, that means this, right,
if it's a technical problem, this one will be missing.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I got to figure that out as soon as
this is done. Okay, find the children, find the shows.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Our engineer Joe has been great, Like we only have
one engineer back in the day, uh, you know, big
major station like this, because we've got like what nine
stations here, nine signals.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Or something like that.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, and back in the day when I first started radio,
we must have had six engineers.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
When I even when I first came here to join you,
the first day, they sent me up there to go work,
like to get my logins. Yeah, there was and I'm
not exaggerating. There was five men in the room and
they were all engineers. And I was standing in the
middle and I'm like, Wow, there's a lot of action
in here. Yeah, just now, one man does all those jobs.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Back in the day, there was tons of people who
worked here, right, and things would always break down and
so they needed couldn't just one or two guys just
couldn't do it themselves.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Well, now it's QR code you scan on your phone
and you're connected with somebody from Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
We have one engineer, he's not even in the building
every day now. And if we have a tech issue,
since most things are digital now, we have to scan
this QR code. It takes us to like a like
a page that we've got to fill out, and then
within minutes usually we get a call back.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's pretty quick from the other side of the country.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, and then they are able to patch into your
equipment and to fix it. And so it's like that's
back in the day we would just go down the
hall and be like, hey, jim My, shits fucked.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
So I so missed that alli branch option that when
you just walk up and you're like, hey, yeah, I
know there's a bunch of like steps to go through here,
but I just need to get back into this computer.
And they could do it right there. And done. But
those days that ship as sale.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
And Joe our engineer, I think he's one of those guys,
like he gets phone calls from other parts of the
country as well.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, yeah, so I think that's why.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
That's why I think, I mean, I could be wrong
about that, but I'm pretty sure he's part of that
whole network of engineers. But I think that's why he
kind of gets almost excited to do stuff with us,
gets a break from the monotony of like, hey, my
computer won't turn on, Like what's the problem? You know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
And it's actually it's a little more hands on, a
little more fun.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I think he enjoys coming to bacon and beers, and
he loves it when things break because he gets to
put hands on, his hands on things.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Courteous walked in.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
We're talking about back in the day, station would have
like six engineers.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Now we've got one guy in a QR code.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah, yes, that's true. I mean, yeah, it's it is
kind of sad that you used to be just be
able to walk down the hall and say, hey, this
is broken, can you fix it? Of course they'd have
to grunt it you a little bit. Doing him so good.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I always went to this guy named Jim because he
was he used to be a meth head and he
was and he was sober.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
He would fix sh it within two minutes, and so
I would. And he would help you right away, like
he would stop whatever he was doing, if he was
eating lunch, he would stop and help you with your problem.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
Yeah, there were definitely some engineers like that. There was
a guy named Jeff who he wreaked his cigarettes like
you didn't even want to go into the into the
engineering room because it just it smelled like an ash tray.
But he was Johnny on the spot. If there's something
you needed done, he would do it. But he just
wreak up your studio, good old day.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I think maybe part of the problem and why we
don't have more engineers now is that it's a requirement
that your name must start with Jay apparently, so they've
just run out right. We had a gym a Jeff
and Joe. There were really limited I there's a.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Joel at one point.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Joel.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
A lot of people Marcus. You know, you work from home,
and when things break down, who's your engineer?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Your wife? Does she know your computers or does it you, dude.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
It's me, and it's sucks because it's just like I
don't have the skills, the appropriate skills to fix the
things that I know how to use. And I mean
you guys probably get a lot of this too, Like
you use the same programs every day, you use the
same harder where every day, and when it doesn't work.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Nothing about it is intuitive.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
By the way, I asked that question knowing Marcus would
answer that way because I've played PC gaming with him,
and every every time I play with him, something's broken
on his end.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Every time he always blames me. It's always his stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Everybody else and it works. So I still don't know
how to explain that to you.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
He like he can't figure how to get his controller
to work with pubg.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
Oh yeah right, it works with me.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, I'm the only one.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
You are the last of a dying breed. Dude.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
I'm not going back to Reddit to get flamed again,
to see.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
To get.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
And he's still bitter about him.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I'm about to get dude.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
They sturred me back to console. I'm not chick.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Weeks when we weread because I think you read those
comments on here. They they they put you on the
spit pretty brutal. Yeah, yeah, mean the gamers. But yeah,
Marcus and I have been playing. When we play, it's on.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
The Xbox because he got bullied off the PC and
everything's breaking on his end.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Sure, So that's why I'm not about to give up
on PUBG. I enjoy the game. I I hate playing
in teams because somebody always has their their head set
on and so annoying the entire time.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
And I play.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
When I play Call of Duty, I mute about a
dozen people every time I play.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
I mean, part of the game is being able to
hear when somebody sneaking up on you. You can kind of
hear them running through the grass or whatever. And these
jackasses are just talking the entire I can't hear goddamn thing.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
You can't.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
You just be like, hey, stupid fuck, turn off your eye.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Because I don't. I don't have it.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
I don't have a head.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
I don't have one either.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yeah, so it's just all coming through my TV.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I can't say.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
And you have to turn it up loud enough on
the TV so that you can hear what's happening, Like
the people.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Need the footsteps are kind of quiet, Yeah, they're kind
of quiet.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
And then these guys are yelling, and then my wife's downstairs.
What are you watching up there? It's just like it's so.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Court is standing up two feet from the TV.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Court will stand up for eight hours and play video games.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
He's the weirdest guy. Like I sit down in my
gaming chair or whatever.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
No, I gotta be able to move if somebody sneaking
up on me. I gotta be able to move.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Like if your wife comes in the room, you can
put the control down and make it look like you're
doing it's.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
When the guys are coming at me, you have to
be able to like physically, I feel like I need
to move out of the way.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Are you do?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
You move your controller with the.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Character, and I'll do that a little bit, like if
somebody like scares me, I'll have to jump back a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Ye, and everyone has a buddy or like my brother
was that way, and he wasn't the greatest gamer, but
if you were to look at him, if you were
to turn the camera on him, you'd think that he
was killing it because he's standing up.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
And you're right.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I remember my mom every time she played Mario, when
she when he when he jumped, her hand would.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Move with it makes him jump a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
But I guess I get when I'm like, uh, if
I'm getting attacked, I can kind.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Of like I could squirm. Yeah, I can scarem my
hands a little bit. Sometimes I'll grab the controllers too
hard in my hands will hurt, you know, like your
hands are coming up as you're trying to battle them.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I need you guys to tell me if it's a
good I need an idea or not. I'm thinking about
maybe getting a switch.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Oh yeah, yeah you should. Absolutely. I think they're great.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
What can I play?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
What can I play with them?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
There's a lot of.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Nintendo Game of All, Mario Kart and Mario like Zelda.
Can I get casual games card?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Okay, good, well that's what I want. But can I
get like a plug in so that my controller looks
like a Nintendo sixty four controller?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah? They, I mean they basically, I mean, I'm not
sure exactly like that, because the problem is is you
could probably get a You're playing across all all of
their so you've got access to Super Nintendo and that,
and you know, and the sixty four. So if you
only have that, you're going to be limited in what
you can do.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
But they come with like the little controllers too, right, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
But you plug the DOC into the run through your
TV as well, so yeah, have little pattles.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
But I suggest you go to a store and buy
a control because you can buy like an Xbox looking
control roller that plugs into it and that way you're
playing these great games on a high end controller. Okay,
because my kids don't mind those two little bitchy controllers.
But come, I get out of here with all that
I know.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Those are That's the only thing I've ever played with,
and I just don't like.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
The way I think.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I just saw that Red Dead two's come to the Switch.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Oh really, that's cool. I mean it would make sense.
It's a popular enough, one of the biggest.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
I think it's the top ten.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Last it was like the top ten highest selling games
of all time, it was, I think it was one
of them.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Well, and they've got a new Switch coming out, which
is going to come with a new Mario Kart.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Maybe I should be cause I kid, I've been thinking
about it. Just that five hundred and fifty dollars price tag,
isn't it four or fifty? I thought it was five fifty.
There was a five hundred dollars version and then a
five hundred and fifty dollars version.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's expensive either way. You know, it's a lot to
chew on when the old consoles coming into a three
hundred five hund oh yeah, and then there's the five
to fifty comes with like a game or like something
that comes with.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
But you're gonna part if you're going to play it,
then it's if it's gonna be one of those things
where you played like two games and then it sits
in the corner, then don't you.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They got the updated modern version of the organ trail
for the Switch. The greatest part.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
About it is fun, but I want the old one.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I always preach this, and that's that the switch still
lets you play games with your friends in the same room,
which is the lost art of video game. That's really great.
It used to be like a board game because we
would play together and not just I watch you until
I want to die.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Didn't they have something like that with game boys? Couldn't
you patch game boys together or you could link them with.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
A corn Yeah? I think you could. I never I
never had a game Boy. I watched other people play.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Well, even if you did, you couldn't see the goddamn thing.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Yeah right, yeah, the screens were possible.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
It was better because it was color.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
We had my mom because we took so many road trips.
My mom finally was like, fine, I'll get you game boys.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
And we wanted the color game Boy even though the
screen was not colored.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
We just wanted like the blue one, fancy one, yeah,
or pink or something that got grey.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
And she's like, nah on the ground when she gave
it to you.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
No, I was still really happy.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
But it was I mean, as soon as it was
dark out, like if the sun was shining on it, like,
you could not.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, you can't see shit.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I never got a game Boy, I mean, and I'm
kind of glad because you couldn't see anything. But I
got my the first Nintendo like a year or two
after they came out, so.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I was mine. Was a handful of years to that.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All the stuff that I got game boy wise, was
like if a kid got something new and he gave
me his busted game boy the B button didn't work. Yeah,
when we were kids, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (11:28):
I had this wild contraption for my og game Boy
because of all the things you're saying no color screen, no,
no screen light, like nothing. It was a big, chunky
thing that fit over the top of it. I remember
the top of the screen, and then two speakers folded
out from the side and fold it out from the top,
and there was a magnifying lens over the top of it,
so it would make the screen look like how much Just.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Make the screen bigger, you assholes? I mean that screen probably,
I mean what was that. It was like the thing
you'd get on to watch.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Yeah. No, yeah, it was like a calculator screen.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
It was never gonna live up to the hype.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
No, and I'm gonna I'm getting carpal tunnel anyway.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
Holding this little thing and jamming my thumbs into it
for five hours and now I've got eight pounds worth
of ship on top of it that I also have
to hang on to. It ruined the experience. It was
good for like a week and a half and I
threw that thing away. I was so pissed off.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Casey's got one in his office. There's no game though.
He needs to get a game.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah yeah, paper Boy and all that for it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I wonder what happened to our game boys.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They went into thee yeah, they broke and then we
threw or some kid dropped it. I remember most of
the screens that I had were cracked that you drop
it and there was just a giant black crack right
down the kind of like I only had.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Him from discarded other people. And I'm sure Tanner is
the same way. By the time he had a game Boy,
it had a sunburn in it and it had all
these other things that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I did have a brand new duck Hut gun though,
and a duck Hut gun, and I would hold that
ship by the sideways.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I only ever had the gray gun. They came out
with like a red and white and white. Yeah, yeah,
the gray orange.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I think it was actually orange and I was like,
I feel like it might have been orange red, but
it was one of those Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
The when they beefed it up.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Every once a while, you'll see different versions of the
Super Nintendo, you know, like the Japanese version was it
looks different. Yeah, And like I bought a Super Nintendo
when I first moved back to Portland from Detroit, and
one of the controllers is the og Super Nintendo controller
and the other one is just like like from another country.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I know it's Nintendo. It's interesting, it just looks a
little different, weird.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Well you can find I'm sure you can find old
game boys and all those gaming systems. There's a hobby
shop in Oregon City and downtown Oregon City, like right
in front of the elevator, and they have all sorts
of everything. So you should if you if you really
want an old game boy, that's a place to go.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
I'm sure Laura's board over there. We're talking about games
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
No, actually switched, I know. I'm actually looking at the
new switch right now. You can get one for four
forty nine. It's just not the Mario Kart bundle.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Nintendo Switch. Gaming is different than Yeah, it definitely is,
like I would.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I feel like more girls play that stuff than yeah,
like the games, you know, like Red Deck, because the.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Don't want to get hit on by some random four
year old.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Just like when they play Call of Duty like.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Well, and also I don't want a bunch of like
misogynist pigs being like like work, don't you?
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He's not that bad.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Call me.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I'm pretty good at pubg anymore years and years of practice.
I'm a chicken dinner machine ready to go win.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
It when I want to.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
You know, I always have these like visions of grandeur
where I'm like, if I played Call of Duty, I'd
probably be natural and just like clean up.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And then I try playing once and I'm like, not
not for.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Me, call of Duty probably would be for you.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I could see you playing like uh, you know, Marvel
Rivals or someone of those.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Like Fortnite. I could playing Fortnite Wan.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Fortnite always seem to like people are like dance.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I played it for a little bit. It's kind of fun,
but it's very cartoony and that's what And there's a
lot of kids. That's what got me out of it.
In PUBG. I just like that more like hyperrealism games.
And I love, you know, I really love a single
shot sniper rifle. And there's nothing that makes me feel
better than watching someone drive away and putting them.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
To bed with a single bullet.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
There is nothing better. God, I hate Marcus and his
fucking sniper rifles. Dude, they're so bad ass.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
When I got the right one with that eight scope,
it's light Like if Marcus and I end up on
opposite teams, like he just comes after me. This fucking
sniper rifle the whole time.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
You gotta you gotta put your big head away, man's
ways away.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
I start lobbing lead.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
There was one time I've there was one time we
were playing Call of Duty four.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
This was like, geez, fifteen years ago.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
This was our first online Like for me, this is
my core online gaming memory of what you're about.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
To say right now.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
I remember, I can remember what map it was.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
But we're playing Call Duty four and Marcus is hidden
somewhere sniping like a bitch. Yeah, And I'm trying to
walk to this this door, and I get like, I
get this thing in my head where I'm determined, like
I'm I'm not gonna let I'm not gonna let this
guy beat me. I'm gonna walk to that door and
I'm gonna survive.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
One way.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
You're gonna be that door. I'm not going, not going around.
There's five different directions I could go, fuck that, I'm
going that door. And so I kept going through that door.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Bop.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I'm dropped the second I stepped foot in that door.
And I must have done it five six times. Marcus
killed me each time.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Until finally I think I took it. Like I went
around check door number two.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
I was shooting him with a fifty cal sniper rifle.
And I think the thing was is everybody knew that
I liked the snipe, so he didn't think that I
was anywhere close.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
I was like twenty feet from that door. I was
just hidden.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
Really well, and so there was no chance for me
to miss you when you came through the door.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Because my scope had it zoomed so big.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah, you big your bit handhand combat Still Marcus his
favorite day sitting there just sniping out at the door.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
He brings it up a lot. So But yeah, anyway,
I think you would have fun, Laura. I mean just
having some beer, like not of being a hardcore gamer,
but like Friday night you're with your new.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Boo or whatever and you're having some beers.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
I think you're myself. Lets be honest, this is going
to be me.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think you'd get serious then, Like I fucked this
twelve year old up last night on call du.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
No, I think I could. I could probably get into it.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, there's games out there that you enjoy.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
I'm sure you got to get the Mario Kart bundle.
If you're gonna I will say this, if you're gonna
venture into gaming, there might not be a better way
to do it than Mario Kart. And that goes all
the way back to Super Nintendo. I mean that it
ever gained again. Played Mario Kart with me.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Like I'm dating this girl right now. And she asked
me the day she goes, you know you've played Mario Kart, right,
I'll dare And I looked at her. I don't talk
to her like she's done very often. I want to
have I played Mario Kart. I said it the most
insulting way I.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Could have been, like I'm Mario Kart.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I mean, you know, like, let's sit done right now.
I'm gonna teach you a couple of things about the
ghost map.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
We have to break up.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Gonna win.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Like I played the OG to my thumbs bled till
I was.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I still feel like the OG is the best.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I love the OG sixty four was my jam. But
I gotta say the new one is badass, and it's
probably more fun than any of them because it's they
just have all these new graphics, but they stayed true
to it. It's not like you know a bunch of
sidewinding stuff. It's the same. It feels it feels like
the old game but just modern. It's pretty cool. See
that's that's going to get me to drop five hundred
(18:08):
and fifty dollars. And then you get a highlight reel
at the end where you can adapt it per character.
So like say you and your buddies finish the four races,
then it has a highlight reel of you, like blasting
them at the finish line, or like knocking someone off
a cliff, so you get that rub in at the end.
You're like, in case you missed it, Lap two, you bitch,
(18:29):
I'm coming here else.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I you with a green shell, bro, Yeah, dude, I
tend to skill.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
That seeker is one thing. If I green shell you
from a distance, show some respectly bounce down.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
If I ricocheted a green shell, and I still take
you out on purpose.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah, you're buying me dinner. The presence of greatness like
I am your I'm your I'm your God. And it's
funny because people even at my house, you know, you
get to talk and smack because everyone talks smack. But
then when you're really demoralizing somebody, and then you're still
like cackling and laughing like yeah, I've had amy like
fall right out of the fund zone, like you're just
a dick. How fun anymore? I'm like, it's a game.
(19:06):
It's like yeah, but you're taking it to a level.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Me and my friend Eric would play the og Mario
Karts so much, and him and I were about the
same skill level and which made the games so fun.
And I don't remember laughing as hard as a kid
then playing Mario Kart in battle mode of my Buddy Air. Yeah,
and just like yeah, because you know, when we played
with him, it was like who was gonna win? There
wasn't one guy who was dominant, so it was it
was so much fun. God, I might, jeez, Laura, I
(19:31):
might go get the bundle.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
And also that switch if because when you buy the games,
you get the actual little game that comes with it,
like Game Boys style. You don't have to have the Internet,
so you can play on an airplane, you can play
in the woods, like Laura could be up at her
little cabin and pull that thing out of her bag
if she wanted and kill it out when you go
and stay in your firehouse, which would be a little
silly to play video games in the most big room
(19:54):
you've ever slept him. But you could give it a shot.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, you know once this, once the the sun goes down,
you can't see side.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
That's true, and then you start dropping shells.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
But before we wrap this up here, because we got
we got a lot of stuff to do today, Grand
Theft Auto five or six rather still still May of
next year.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
There are the rumors that could be delayed a little longer.
Oh no, no, no, no, who knows. Yeah, I don't talk
about it until it's actually pass it over.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
I heard one of the guys involved said the game
is done.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I guess they're working on the campaign's done, They're working
on like side online.
Speaker 6 (20:29):
It's all the online stuff that the money maker. Yeah right,
And so if.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
People are gonna dump money into that game, but.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
If they just if they wanted to release the game,
it is done. It's ready to go.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
So it won't be on the PC from what I understand,
for a year after it comes out on Xbox and PlayStation.
Rumors are that the game is actually built to run
better on the PlayStation. I have one, so I think
I'm just going to buy it on the piece on
the PS five.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Man, I got to buy the new console before all
that happens. I call it you bar mine. I need
to buy one. Yeah one?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, I mean you could save yourself to cash. You
appreciate that, don't U. I haven't turned the thing on
in fucking months, the X.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Right x Xbox. Hopefully maybe I guess I'm kidding myself
that the price will come down between hilarious.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Well no, because they just announced that price is hiking up. Yeah,
so good luck.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Lame tariffs man, those those parts, all the parts probably
it's probably not the actual Xbox, all the little gizmos and.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Stuff they don't make here and never will make here.
The chap Yeah, all.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
Right, Marcus, stuff that already bottomed the giant profit margin
that they had before they had an excuse that we
all knew about, which was tariffs. Like these things were
already overpriced, right am I just crazy here in thinking this, Like, no,
you're already making five six markup?
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Get bent.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Fair?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
All right, Well, we will see you tomorrow on the
live show.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
We'll have more tickets to Alas Barbecue Fest and uh
some other stuff, big pile stuff say by Marcus by
Marcus Craft terminated.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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