TD&L Donkey Show Podcast for Tuesday - Dr. Sleep

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
What's up, kiddos.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Thank you for checking out Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey
Show podcast. Oh heard online at one of five nine
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you listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner Drew's here, Laura's here, Bustres,
Marcus is here. Court might join us a little bit later.
I hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend. Kind
of a slow show today, but tomorrow we'll be coming

(00:39):
back hot. You know, it's just after a forty weekend.
I was feeling a little tired, a little exhausted, yeah,
a little worn and torn.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
It is crazy though, because I got so much sleep,
like too much sleep, yeah, probably, And.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Then I woke up this morning I was like, oh,
back to being tired.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Too much sleep. I feel worse if I get too
much sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
You guys, I slept. I can't tell you the last
time I slept this late. Yesterday, I slept until two
pm with.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
To get to two pm.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
I mean, if you think about it, in terms of
like hours of sleep, it's still a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
But I think because that's the night I went to Dante's.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
So I had yeah, so and we went to Dante's
and then we went to uh Devil's Point and went
to Stripper Okie.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
I was wondering what that was. I saw that in
her email stripperk karaoke?

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Right, No, you sing karaoke and they dance around you. Okay,
so you picked the songs today. Yeah, it was a
lot of fun. But I I didn't do it. I
didn't get up there. I just I was just an observer.
But it was just like good vibes, and it was
like party atmosphere, like there's several people on stage once

(02:00):
and it was just a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
But I probably went to bed at like two am.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
But even twelve hours yeah, and like I didn't even
wake up and like check my phone to see what
time it is. It was like I woke up and
I looked at my phone. I was like it's probably
ten eleven.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, like two pm. Like I to be able to
do that.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I used to be able to sleep till one, two
three in the afternoon, but now like because I guess
of mornings just getting older, Like it gets ten, ten thirty,
eleven o'clock, and I'm like, dude, I got to get
my ass out of the I start feeling such a loser.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
And that's the way it would have been.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
If I would have woken up to look at my phone,
I would have dragged my ass out of bed.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
But not this time.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
I stayed up until like two or three in the
morning every night when I was younger, and then would
sleep till eleven thirty or noon. Yea, And like the
thought of it now, it's like it's somebody else's life, right,
It's hard to do it, not even in my wheelhouse.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't think I've slept past six am and nine
years court, what's the latest you stayed up in a
long time? It was the latest past.

Speaker 8 (02:57):
I mean the latest I probably stayed up was was
for New Year's Eve. I think I stayed up until
about twelve thirty and said.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
All right, I mean some parents can't even make it
to twelve.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, at least you did that.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
There's there's plenty of nights where we've just been zunked
out on the couch, like by like nine.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Marcus, you and I have played some some VIDs pretty
late at night. Your wife said, it sounds like she
goes to bed early, but you've probably uh maybe two, two,
three o'clock in the morning. Oh right, hold on, nobody
can I got to turn Marcus on. Nobody can hear him.
There we go, Now we can hear Mark.

Speaker 9 (03:31):
There's been a couple of nights where we've looked up
and uh, it's been super late playing VIDs, like because
you get into you know, games that take thirty or
forty minutes apiece, and all of a sudden you're down
six or eight of them and you look up and go, Jesus.
We didn't start playing until eleven, like I got to
get to bed. But most recently, I would say, in Vegas,
I think I was out until almost three the night

(03:54):
before we left, because I just wanted to sleep on
the plane and I was like, I'm gonna stay up
until I can. I can sleep the whole way home,
which worked out swimmingly, So you know, it's it's rough though.
I don't during the week especially, I try to be
in bed no later than one o'clock.

Speaker 10 (04:10):
But of course I don't have to be up like
you guys. I can.

Speaker 9 (04:12):
Yeah, I can still get up at seven and feel fine,
or get up at eight and feel fine if I go.

Speaker 10 (04:16):
To bed at one.

Speaker 9 (04:17):
So now you guys, but yeah, at three o'clock night
was that was a late one in Vegas?

Speaker 10 (04:22):
I was tired.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Now, you guys know that I'm notorious for staying up late.
I love to stay up late. Yeah, but I will
have you guys know that. It's it's probably been the
last I don't know, a month or so two months.
One two o'clock comes around and I'm exhausted, and I
didn't stay up past two o'clock. I think I definitely
all week and long, probably at least the last couple
of weeks.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
That's impressive because you're like at four or five am.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I haven't been doing that.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
I've been going to bed at like one two in
the morning, yeah, on the weekends and then waking up
at like nine or ten.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Progress.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, that is nice. That's what it is.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
It's just like existing is just exhausted.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Really Yeah, all right, Court, Well, what's the longest you've slept, Court,
Because with kids, you probably don't get twelve hours in
like lore.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
No, I mean the last time I got twelve hours,
I think it was pre kids. I can't think of
the last time. I mean, like probably in college I
did what Lord did, where you go to bed at
like four in the morning and you wake up at
eight in the in the evening or something like that.
It's something stupid, But I can't think of the last
time I did anything like that.

Speaker 11 (05:24):
It's been a little And how do.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
You fix it once you do that? Like when you
go to bed at eight in the morning, you wake
up at eight pm?

Speaker 6 (05:29):
Like, how do you just have to wear it for
a couple of days.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
Yeah, it's like you gave yourself jet lag. You didn't
even go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, it's awful.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
All right, Well, there's a bunch of stuff we didn't
get to today, and then we can play this clip here.
I got this unedited clip of the lady who was
upset at the duck.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Oh yeah, duck in, the duck in and the cheese sauce.
Cheese sauce.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yeah, fries. Let's see, what did we not talk about today?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm starving, by the way, so that cheese sauce to yeah, right,
like fries.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Some tendies I.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Like shit too, Like all weekend I pretty much ate
like garbage, and you know, now I'm back on it,
and so now I just because you know, I ate
a lot, so I made a lot of.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Room in my stomach.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
I do feel like I'm gonna be hungry all week.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yeah, the and I do feel like every time I
go out over the like like I got my pizza
slut mcdante's.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
I love it, had a couple of slices the pizza.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Then I woke up the next morning, I was just like, well,
next afternoon because it was two pm, but I was
just like famished. And I feel like the worst I
eat the night before, the hungrier I am when you
wake up because.

Speaker 7 (06:32):
You're eating all the empty stuff. It's full, it fills
your belly up with something, but it's all the empty.

Speaker 8 (06:36):
I went to a barbecue last night high uh, so
I ended up eating way too much, just like the
piles of potato salad and burgers, and so the last night,
by that time I went to sleep, I was my
guts just hurt so bad.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
The amount of indiscretion over the week, and I mean
starting just like from Thursday on, it was like Chick
fil a McDonald's two times to Highway one oh one Burger,
Crabby down all these places, there's everything had a French
fry with it.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
On Saturday night, I watched a Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning
Part one, which was awesome.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
It's so good. And I entire bag of Starburst. Oh yeah, okay,
when my.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Defensive just say bag, that's not the that's not just
the bar, the king size bag.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh dang.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
They were they wrapped or were they the little unwrapped ones?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
They were a little wrapped, little tiny wrapped ones. But
so we had to make a bad decision every time.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
It's like, I shouldn't be doing this.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
I ate all the pink ones, all the red ones,
and all the orange ones.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
Yeah you left the yellow.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's actually called diabetes or agami, dude. I remember I could.
I could feel it on my teeth, like I just
got that's the worst.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
It was such a good movie and it's like three
hours long that I just sat there and tore through
the whole bag of them.

Speaker 9 (07:46):
Yeah, did your jaw feel like you've done like six
rounds with Tyson?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I mean, not as bad as I not as bad
as like chewing double bubble.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah that sucks. But starbars are fine. They're so good.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
If you leave them in your mouth for a couple
of seconds, they kind of them up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
And that's hard though, when you're just grinding.

Speaker 10 (08:05):
And they don't have that kind of patience.

Speaker 9 (08:06):
In my life, I just want to get them in
my belly, so I'm just mowing them, dude, and they
make my jaw hurt. And I also, like you're saying,
in the teeth, Starburst is one of those things that
you could you could brush your teeth pretty pretty well
and still wake up with Starburst in your teeth in
the morning.

Speaker 10 (08:21):
And that ship drives me nuts.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
It's like a putty sugar puddy. It is so good though,
like a red or a pink Starburst, nothing like well,
it's just crack a lacing.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
It's it's it's better than drug.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Sometimes you can put them both in there together, like
twist them up. Oh so good that way.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Favorite.

Speaker 10 (08:40):
Those little mini ones are yeah, a whole handful.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah right, yeah, star wars are.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I really don't like candy for the most part, but
for some reason, I was craving something sweet Saturday night,
and Starburst is like the only really candy candy thing
that I like and enjoy or like a Jolly Rancher,
I guess, but I wanted starburst, so I tore through
the whole little king size bag.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
Back in the day, when I was a kid, I'd
get the Jolly Rancher, the sticks, the long sticks, and
then like you suck them a little bit, like bite
them off, and then you can actually form them.

Speaker 11 (09:10):
To the roof of your mouth.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
Yeah yeah, and then then you just like.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
I would get, take.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
A Jolly Rancher and like push pressure, but press it
between my teeth so hard.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
That I couldn't open my mouth. I don't know why
I did that.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
They still make those long skinny I don't know.

Speaker 11 (09:24):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
Yeah, they're not like out and about, but I think
they are in They're in some of the Halloween bags.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Okay, you get that little man in the variety pack.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
They're kind of like those, uh you remember those caramel
apple suckers that were so big for so long. You
don't really see those very often anymore, but they're out there.
I think they made too many of them.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
They're still trying to probably because getting through a bag
of those.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
You can't get about it. You know where you'll find
those if you end up at like now I don't.
I'm not at a ton of high school football games,
but like they'll open the snack shack at soccer tournaments and.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Stuff like that.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
There's always armal apple pops in those and it's it's
always the best deal.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Still get one for like a quarter.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, Well, we weren't the only ones eating over the weekend,
of course.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Great American Joey Chestnut broke another world record over the weekend,
beating his record. Actually, and he ate I believe forty
two servings of popcorn in about eight minutes. Now, I'm
not sure how many, like how much is.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
In a serving?

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Maybe it's is it a cup?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Well, I just saw him, like the video I saw
he had like a big what we call those things
like yeah, and it looks like he was just shoving
popcorn in his mouth by the handful and then taking
the drink of water each time.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Three cups is a typical serving of popcorn, according to
the goog All right, so somewhere around there.

Speaker 8 (10:42):
See, out of all of the challenges that he's done
in the past, this is the one I feel like
I could. I mean, I couldn't eat as many as
much as he did, but I think I would do
the best with popcorn because I.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Know when you're just pushing it into your face totally
and some of it's crumbling along the middle line.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're so full, yeah, but you're still eating it.

Speaker 11 (10:58):
I eat so much.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Like I'll make my popcorn and I put it in
the biggest bowl we have, which is, I don't know,
it's probably like a foot and a half across, and
I will fill it to the top. Yeah, and I
just and that one's just for me, supper bowls for
the kids.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Do you air pop?

Speaker 11 (11:11):
I do.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
I put it in a whatever, like a saucepan or whatever,
like a big top tall.

Speaker 11 (11:17):
One and then got oil and then you throw the
that's good.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's like the nineteen fifties.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
All.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Yeah, it's old school.

Speaker 11 (11:25):
I used to do air pop back in the day.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
But I discovered this because it actually makes it so
you don't have to use butter because you're making it
in the oil, so it basically comes pre buttered.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
So yeah, we're at the try.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Well.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Yeah, he ate forty two servings in eight minutes, beating
his record of thirty two servings. So chestnut really is
a great American and should be protected at all costs real.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
American who Who's Who's The song was?

Speaker 7 (11:52):
That was that they did a sports science on him
back when they used to do that on ESPN, where
they'd like break down an athlete like.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Usain bol why is he so fast muscles?

Speaker 7 (12:03):
This that they did it with Joey Chess And apparently
he has an usually strong jaw interest and they call
him Jaws but like that's part of the reason why
he can just any he's just mincing dogs in his life.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
I would also think that his air hole, his his
his windpipe, this whole area is probably a little bigger.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Like his nostrils probably are bigger.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yeah, Josh in a way that it's almost like Freddy
Mercury that it's all like set open.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
But I saw the video and he looks a little chubby.
Is this is Joey Chess not a healthy guy? Like
throughout the rest of the year, maybe he's like he
does he eat because you think you have to train for.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
Something like that, Yeah, like yeah, you kind of have
to do that like once a week probably just to
kind of keep your stomach conditions.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh yeah, you gotta get on training.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I'd love to get him on the show, like, yeah,
how do you so how long? So let's say, uh,
do you train for a month or two months? Like
how long do you give yourself to you know, to
build up to the event?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Right, it's your only way to make money.

Speaker 7 (13:02):
And that's part of the reason that he went and
got a sponsorship for hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I feel like, if you're not eating, you're not making right.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
So like he's got to go eat a bunch of
octopus brains next weekend, and two weeks after that he's
got to do crab legs well.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
And it's like you think about it, like the fast
food that beef water eats, and we're like, oh man,
you eat so much fast food. But like it's the
same kind of deal where it's like you have to
just like keep eating eating eating, Yeah, I mean keep
the momentum.

Speaker 8 (13:29):
The gross thing is something you guys brought up on
the earlier today that he smells like hot dog water
for like a week. I mean that just that just
shows you, like how unhealthy he is because that stuff
is living in his body for a week.

Speaker 11 (13:41):
Yeah, he's excreting it for a week.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
The grossest part is hasked to dip the hot dog
buns and water.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
Yeah, it's nothing enjoyable about it.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
This is kind of interesting.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
So in order to keep his stomach wide, he typically
on a normal day will not eat like a glutton
all day, but he'll eat one large meal per day
so he can kind of glutton it out, but then
doesn't wreck that calorie number, and then says, in the
days and weeks leading up to big contests, he gradually
increases the amount of food to where he's binging it

(14:13):
right up at competition.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, his doctors must be like, you gotta stop. We
can't help you, Joey.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
If you can't help yourself.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
He's probably unensurable at this point.

Speaker 9 (14:26):
So I looked up some more things from his like
training regimen, and it's kind of wild. He begins his
training with diets and practice runs like and Drew was saying,
stretching out the stomach. He also does a two day
cleanse of water and lemon juice. That's it, which if
anybody's ever done that before, like done it with kyenne pepper,
it sucks, like really bad. Yeah, and then he goes

(14:48):
practice runs. He also, you guys were talking about his jaw.
He does mouth exercises, chewing on a custom made squishy
ball to simulate eating, strengthening jaw muscles. He also lifts
waits with his mouth, moving his jaw up and down
to pull a sand bag.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Wow, no wonder, he's got a tough job. He's got
the job all being exercises.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, he's got to find let get all the air out?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Yeah wow, because that's probably makes so much more room
when he does that, right, He.

Speaker 9 (15:19):
Says he uses a la vula maneuver, which is similar
to clearing your ears with the closed mouth to help
move food down the esophagus. He bounces up and down
to use gravity to help move food down. And he
also works on his breathing, running and doing yoga to
improve his breathing control.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (15:35):
And he emphasizes the mental aspect of competitive eating, focusing
on ignoring the feeling of fullness and pushing through the discomfort.

Speaker 10 (15:43):
Well, I do that at every time I go to
a pizza hut, so I could.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
He Yeah, yeah, what it was it Luis c k.
He says, I don't eat till in full. I eat
till I'm miserable, I think, Joey.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Is.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
I eat till I hate myself?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:55):
Yeah, yeah, that sounds about Joey might be exaggerating just
on the jogging part, but you know, it's like anything
when you're talking about your regimen, you don't want to
make it selling.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
You're a total blowtosaurus.

Speaker 11 (16:05):
I bet he poops a meat loaf though, I bet.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
It's I bet it's kind of painful right there, and
push a little bit.

Speaker 7 (16:11):
Yeah, because even after a weekend like we had, where
it's just one after another and I'm in the car constant,
I'm making.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Bad decision, bad decision.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I'm birthing a child that I'm in labor. Two hot dogs,
three hot dogs. I'm gonna blow it up. Yeah, like
I'm not. He's eating dozens and dozens not designed for
twenty two thousand calories.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Well, good for Joey. Does he Is he married?

Speaker 11 (16:32):
Man?

Speaker 7 (16:33):
He's not, but he's just in the past. He's dated
other competitive eaters. Okay, so maybe he's still with that girl.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Maybe that's the only type of person you can date.
Just somebody is somebody who truly understands what you do.

Speaker 11 (16:45):
You don't think Jennifer Anderson is gonna go for.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
She may sweet. Have you just hooked up with Jennifer
Lawrence you tried to judge me America.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
All right, So this clip has gone viral. We played
it on a show earlier today. But it's a woman
who's upset that I guess her wife was mistreated at
a local restaurant in their neck of the woods. I
think this is in Pennsylvania, Illinois, Illinois, all right. So
this this woman's upset that I guess her wife wanted
the chicken strips to be cooked a little, you know,

(17:19):
they wanted to be a little undercooked, so they weren't
so tough because her wife doesn't have any teeth.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
Like people decide how they like their chicken strips done.

Speaker 6 (17:27):
Like a medium rare on that chicken.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Please, here's the glue.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Wow, I'm pissed. We ordered food from this place called
the duck In and woolf Flake here, and we called
because they messed up our food.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well they know that I don't have We asked, did
you get that.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
Down?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I don't have teeth, so I can't chew. She doesn't
have teas. You can't chew.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
By the way, look the girl who's filming the video,
it sounds like she's got them jogging.

Speaker 10 (18:05):
Worked up.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
We called because they messed up our food.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Well, they know that I don't have so chew.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
We asked them for chicken strips that my wife can
chew that are not hard. Please do not cook them
too long. What do they do? They cook them too
long and now she can't eat them. Let me finish
this first. We ordered freaking French fries with cheese sauce

(18:36):
on them. Didn't get that. I ordered chicken and chicken
wings with a side of fries with cheese on it.
Didn't get it. My wife calls up there to tell.

Speaker 11 (18:50):
Them what was wrong.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
She was calm, she was. She's like, hey, I just
left there and my chicken fingers are cook too long?
Can you? And the lady stops her, well, if you
were such a fat fucking bitch, and he called she
called her a cunt and everything else, all because my

(19:12):
wife was actually being nice and was like, can you
please fix it?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
I'm sure to call one exactly like that. Yeah, we
were so great, and they flipped well.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
She called her everything under the sun. And instead of
my wife fighting back, she's sitting here fucking crying. I
was the one that flipped out on him. And we're
calling the Better Business Bureau and let me tell you
do not go to the duck In in wolf Lake, Illinois,
because obviously they need better management than that bitch behind

(19:46):
the bar. No, was it, Diane? Well, let me tell you, Diane,
I'm coming for you.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
And you know what's interesting too that we didn't talk
about on the show today is that she's like.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Well, if the French fries what she saw, we didn't
get them.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
The chicken wings which she sauce, we didn't get those either.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
You don't check your order before you leave.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
That seems like a lot to leave out of an
order before you leave the establishment, right.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
And who asks for cheese sauce to be poured over
your wings?

Speaker 5 (20:24):
I hope she I hope she was just talking about
the French fries, but you never know, okay.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
I like, well, like, first this was missing, that's the
first mistake, and then this was missing.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's the second mistake.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I like how them calling his her wife a fat
bitch was the third problem. It was missing the food
for the first two issues.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
And the duck In's Facebook page is arguing not necessarily them,
but other patrons that may have witnessed this said that
the yelling and aggressive behavior was coming from the couple
not dying.

Speaker 11 (20:56):
Shocking, Yeah, shocking.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
And there's a lot of hashtag Team Diane over here,
and they're asking for the restaurant to start carrying the
shirt hashtag Team Diane.

Speaker 10 (21:08):
I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
I mean, I'm about to go to to duck In
in Illinois just so I can get a T shirt.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah, even if even if Diane was at fault, I'm
still Team Diane. These people just seem very unreasonable, and
like the fact that she's yeah, insufferable, like crying like
a child. These are adults, these people, and that lady
was crying like a child in the background.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
It seems like a really odd order. Regardless if you
have no teeth, chicken is not for you.

Speaker 11 (21:34):
I don't care. I don't care how they cook it.
It's not going to be for you.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Maybe chicken soup, yes, there you go.

Speaker 8 (21:41):
My chicken fingers place, Yes, that would be fine. But
other than that, yeah, you should not be eating chicken
at all.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Right Marcus, Uh, how do you eat your chicken with
your teeth or do you take yours out?

Speaker 9 (21:51):
I'm raffinous with my chicken. You don't want to see it, man,
Sometimes you got to close the blinds around here. But
I just you know, understand people, if you need a
real accurate order, you shouldn't be going to the dip
and Chicken or whatever place. It is not the trusting
kids that are making ten bucks an hour to get

(22:13):
it right, especially when you need it like this. And
and listen, I'm I'm no better. I mean, I worked
at Applebee's. We had a person come in with no teeth,
and they knew what they were up against. They said, listen,
you guys are probably not going to be able to
do this for us, but if you can, can you
take the salmon and rice and just throw it in
a blender and make it into a smoothie forest because
it's the only way we're going to get this right.

(22:35):
And they were just like right on the nose about it.
We made them there salmon and rice and broccoli smoothie
and everybody tip out of it. It was really weird
because they don't have a blender in the kitchen at Applebee's,
so they had to bring it out to the bar
and use the margarine to blend.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
After that, yeah, I'd be like, I hope you've got
a separate blender.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Margarita tastes a little fishy.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
The pictures of the place look like when you're on
a trip and you got to just like go walk
into a place in a strange little town and you
open the door and you know that the sandwich that
you're about to order is going to be turkey American
cheese mayonnaise plap.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
You don't ask for special orders. You find something that's
agreeable and you take it.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
I think I saw that in the description.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
It was like bikers and hunters welcome, So like, that's
that's the vibe here for your Yelp review.

Speaker 11 (23:29):
The walls are greasy in this place.

Speaker 7 (23:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, get the burger you'll be fine. Swamped
to the medium Rareah, Well, there you go.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
They're not going back to the duck Hill or whatever
it's called the duck In.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Everyone on that end celebrating going back there.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
I don't think the people at the duck In are
too devastated by that.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Because you ate all our cheese sauce last time.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Yeah, we still have a re stomped.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Liquid cheese my finger.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
It's about it's let's see Americans.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Forty one percent of American kids age four to seven
think bacon is a plant.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
Now, where would they get that?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
That makes no sense.

Speaker 8 (24:09):
I mean, there there is veggie bacon, but I know
those kids aren't.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Eating VEGGI I pink the entire time we eat it.
It's not to be twisted at my Oh.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Also, this poll says that American gen Z people and
millennial men are the loneliest people in the country.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
That's sad.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Well, that's a bummer.

Speaker 11 (24:30):
Make a friend.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah, I have to tell you go see go
see Friendship in theaters now. It's very I don't know,
I don't have a review on that movie. You just
got to go see it. Maybe it made me feel
very uncomfortable. It's about male friendships.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
It's Tim Robbins though, right, and.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
Yes, yeah, and Tim Robbinson.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
I mean you know what you're getting into because he just,
like everything he does makes you feel uncomfortable.

Speaker 10 (24:53):
That's the old point.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Yeah, but it's just it's got an eight and it's funny.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
But also you're like you're laughing but kind of feel
weird about it, like you're cringing.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Also while you're laughing.

Speaker 8 (25:04):
I trying to watch, like I think you should leaves
the name of his show and like like some of
them are hilarious and then the.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Other ones that are just like, this is just summer dumb.

Speaker 11 (25:13):
I am dumb.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
I couldn't get into I think you should leave.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
I've also seen a couple of episodes I Love Detroiters,
which is only two seasons. It's so good. I wish
it was I wish they would have done more than
two seasons. But yeah, it's definitely Tim Robinson's type of humor.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
The Friendship movie.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
It's worth the look for sure.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Well, trailers are online one of five nine to dot com. Well,
we'll see you tomorrow. We'll have more tickets to AE
wrestling that's going down June eleventh in theater.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
The Clouds Court wants to correct you.

Speaker 11 (25:47):
What its just a W? Could you call it a W?

Speaker 6 (25:51):
Called it a W?

Speaker 5 (25:54):
A W?

Speaker 4 (25:55):
And if I don't say the wrestling part, well, people
people have don't know it's wrestling, so they just say
A do they say like w W.

Speaker 11 (26:02):
Like you the same same idea? Do you say w
W and people know whatever?

Speaker 9 (26:07):
Kind of like in the ATM machine because that last
dot W stands for wrestling, so technically you're saying a
E W like American Entertainment wrestling.

Speaker 10 (26:15):
Wrestling. Yeah, it's but.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
I think saying twice, but I think fancying that. You
wouldn't say at machine. You'd call it an ATM machine.
Even though machine, I think.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
A machine runs off, rolls off the at machine machine.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
That is a good point.

Speaker 6 (26:31):
Called it an ATM machine.

Speaker 10 (26:34):
You just think I'm going to the A T M
just like I'm going to a W.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
All right, well tomorrow you want a chance to go
to a E W. Anyway, Christ, when you have a ticket,
it's your ticket. Seven thirty will do that.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
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