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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready. I bet that's a
good start.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, Jake, what's happening?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Thanks for checking out Tanner to and Laura's Donkey Show
podcast up heard online at one o five nine in
the dot com or iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen
to podcast. Thanks for checking us out today. I'm Tanner,
Drew's here, Laura's here, Yeah, yeah yeah, bus Dress Marcus
is joining us this morning, and Court should be in
here in just a few moments.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Not as hot today as it was yesterday. If you're
listening to this on June tenth, twenty twenty five, yeah,
which is good. It's crazy coll off the rest of
the week.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Yeah, And it's crazy that you could feel it in
the air this morning because it was hot last night
until late. But yesterday morning, I remember walking outside and
I was like, damn, it's already warm outside. But when
you walked outside this morning, it was a little cooler outside.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
So it was so different in fact, and we though
it wasn't a ton of degrees different because it cooled
off after ten o'clock when in the morning it was
still hot in the house both days. When I opened
the window at the ground floor, like the giant bay window,
zero temperature change yesterday. This morning, it felt like after
I left it open for a bit, I actually closed
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it halfway because I'm like, we're kinda getting an actual
chilly chili situation, which for someone like Court, who you know,
could probably tell you himself, the fact that it's cold
outside after midnight is a different life.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, we didn't get a chance to talk to Court
today about the way he cools off at home because
he doesn't have AC and so on Monday we were
talking about how do you beat the heat, and.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Court's got such a good one.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't want to wait for him to come in
here because it's it's kind of like an old school
it's something you did back in the day, like you know,
before air conditioners were like a thing.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I remember I do, and I I remember doing it
to sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, I think that's the plan for him too.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So we'll we'll talk to Court in just a few
minutes about that. But I remember, so yesterday I'm at
the house. My house is on a hill, so it's
three stories because it's on a hill, and because of that,
it's hard to get the whole house the exact same temperature,
and that heats rising. So I'm in the basement for
the most most of the day yesterday, and I climb
up to the top floor and boy, there was like
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a ten degree difference.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Every step, You're getting a half a degree.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And I had my AC pumpin yesterday and upstairs was
like it was warm upstairs.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
It was having to work overtime the AC units, you know,
and I just.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Worry about them in that kind of man.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And mine's directly in the sun, like it's.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Just getting all day. Yeah, and and there I worry.
At first.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I was like, is my AC unit loud? Because you know,
when you're standing by it, you can hear it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's loud. Yeah, it does feel loud, but you get.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
A little ways away, it's not so bad. But I'm like,
I'm sorry, I can hear yours buzz and next door.
I gotta I gotta have this.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Bad boy on. This is not an option. Yeah, yeah, Marcus.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Did we ask him if he had AC?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't remember what he what he said, I don't know.
He thinks you do.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
The genius that owned my house before me put a
unit on this house that is big enough for a
house twice the size, actually more than twice the size
it's It could probably handle three times the square footage
that it needs to pump. So I've actually, and this
is a true story, twice now since I've owned this house.
I think it's been eleven years, I have accidentally frozen
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up the AC and the dead of summer because I'm
keeping the house too cold, and the guys come over
to fix it, and they're like, dude, it just shuts
off because you freeze it and it floods and then
it can't pump anymore. So he's like, you've got enough
here for a warehouse, Like treat your house like that,
like keep it.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
You can't run it at sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Basically, the guy probably wasted like another ten dollars putting
that one at me.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Sixty seven an AC unit is cold. I mean, if
your sign, isn't it freezing over? But sixty seven is
not like sixty seven on your heater. It's a different cold.
And I know Marcus runs hot, but cheese man.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Oh, It's it's not just me running hot, dude. It's
the fact that my studio is the only upstairs room
in the house, and I have two skylights that face
the sun in the late afternoon, so I can barely
keep it like seventy five eighty up here when it's
sixty seven downstairs. There's times we're all walk downstairs and
be in like sweats and a sweatshirt, and I'll walk
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upstairs and have to go down to a tank top
in shorts.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Like.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
It's really fluctuates a lot, so I've had to keep
the door closed a lot. But the downstairs, you guys,
if anybody gets too hot up in Portland. I know
it's a two hour drive, but you are welcome to
come sit in your underwear in any room in my
house and just be. I'll leave you alone. I'll bring
you a cool beverage.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Marcus, I'm coming over to sit in my underwear in
your bedroom.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
There comes nice over here, you guys.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
I love it. You just see Cory on.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
His door one morning when he's at it. Yeah, when
when the cork gutt does get in here, I want
I want to rub it in because I had actually
turned my ac download because it's too cold in my house.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I turned mine off. Yeah, yeah, like last night because
it got pretty chilly when I went bed last night.
So I just turned it off before I went to bed,
which I feel is like the opposite of what people do.
But and then this morning I was like, Oh, I
guess I'll turn it back on for the cats.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
See, if you just turn it up a couple of degrees,
it'll do the same thing, and then it will protect
you against like a hot afternoon, which then you have
to go and pay a bunch of money to bring
the temp back down. Yeah, if you turn it up
a couple of degrees, it's the same as turning it
off if you just want to save a bone or two.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So I tried.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I just looked this up on the internet. Court just
walked in. I just looked this up online. I was like,
wouldn't did the air conditioner become a thing? Like when
was it invented? When did it become a thing? And
it says the modern air conditioner was invented in nineteen
oh two by Willis Carrier. While Carrier's invention was initially
used in commercial settings like printing plants, the first residential
air conditioner was installed in nineteen fourteen.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Wow, And you got to think places like Arizona were like,
how did anybody ever stay there? I think they needed
to have the original version.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Of all that stuff. And then they finally introduced a
room cooler small enough for home use in nineteen twenty nine.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
So it was more like a building had ac not
a home until later.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, so like, yeah, the residential I could building in
New York City probably had something.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
I mean, obviously it's still got hot, but I feel
like it was probably quite a bit cooler in the
nineteen twenties than it is now.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
There is I mean, it was cooler in the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
And every person I talked to yesterday about the fact
that they closed the school's early duty heat said the
same thing to me, same sentence, that never happened one
time when I was growing up.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, And I think I think it's because it never
really got that hot. And I remember getting one hundred
degrees when I was in school in Portland.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And think about when we had the heat dome a
couple of years ago, or it got up to one
hundred and twenty some degrees.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
That was in June, not August. So yeah, it's been
getting warmer all the time. Why is that court, Why
is it getting warmer?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Oh, because Jesus wants it that way.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Jesus likes a bubble bath, and he's always said it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It's in one of those books, hot Tubbin. We dubb it.
It's actually, well, it is going to be if you're
listening to this on June tenth when we recorded. It's
going to be warm today, eighty six degrees so just
you know, be careful if you're outside. I was headed
home yesterday and I saw a bunch of dudes trim
and trees and it was hot yesterday, okay, and they're
all on jeans that.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah, the roofers are the ones. I don't know how
they do it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
They've got to either do it really early in the
morning early, or like just don't do it at all.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
But also that sucks because how early can you really start?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So you can't be like, yeah, you can't.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
You're not allowed to do them because what would be
smart is five am.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But you can't.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
But you can't be disrupting people's sleep.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Can't roof at five?
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Yeah? No, you see, I've seen those guys up there
literally all afternoon. They're until five o'clock and it's one
hundred degrees out and a lot of them. They're they're
wearing sweatshirts for some reason. I think it just kind
of keep all the stuff off of them. And yeah,
but it's so got to be so hot in there.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Like when you're when you're in Mexico, they'll be building
resorts next to a resort, so they're like looking at
you at a pool while they're up there. And almost
every construction worker who works on the beach in Mexico
is head to toe sweatshirt, pants, hat, face cover like
it's COVID. But it's all to protect them from the sun.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
And I don't know how some of these people do it.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You know, for example, when I when I go to
a concert that's using pyrotechnics, if I'm in the nosebleeds,
I can feel the heat.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
What's the drummer feeling?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh yeah, you know, like I know the drummer falling
in Reverse. His name is Tom Hall Lou Holland, and
he got burned during a Falling in Reverse concert because
he was a little too close to the pyros. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, you pull your balls out of your shoes at
the end of that show.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You're so hot. I think about when I watch a mascot,
you know, and it's still hot out God, and he's
helmets or like the guy's at Disneyland run around in
marble leathers.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
I know that the Disneyland folks, they get swapped out
pretty regularly, especially if you're wearing like the full like
Mickey suit and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Probably union workers, like they probably have to.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I think they're minimum wage. I don't know if they're union,
but I.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I the privilege of working there.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You get to work at Disney You are lucky. You're
gonna take your pennies and like it.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Yeah, but but I knew, I do know that they're
only out there for like fifteen minutes and then they
get they gets, you know, ushered back to the back stage.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I think that's the same thing with steadycam operators in
the state of Oregon. I believe they're only allowed to
operate for fifteen minutes at the time they got to
switch them out. Yeah, because things are pretty intense.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
What about one that's up that Disneyland alley is what
about the Oregon Duck during preseason football games when the
Ducks are playing Idaho State or something. Yeah, and they
score eighty points and every time he has to do
push ups to match the thing. There has to be
a second duck back and I.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Would imagine that there's got to be like a uh,
some sort of bladder inside that thing that he can breathe,
drink water out of, like when you're going hiking with
those backpacks, because you're gonna pass out.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, And I'm guessing Marcus might know, is Marcus, is
there two or three of them on? I know there
is more than one because they're all over, but is
there two or three for each game ducks like on
you know, on standby?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
And the only reason we know this is because being
detectives in the stands like we like to be, we noticed,
will be five or six years ago now, that one
of the ducks was like six to four and the
rest of them were normal person five nine, five ten size.
So one person every now and then during the game
would come out with the most incredibly long duck legs
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that didn't match the rest of the people that were
in that suit. So we knew automatically, like you can't
fake that, right unless you're put in somebody on stilts,
which is dumb. There's a different person in that suit.
And what I've heard rumors of is that there's three
of them and they all change out depending and when
you're sitting in the stadium, if you're paying attention, you'll
notice the duck kind of disappears into the tunnel multiple
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times during the game where he's just not on the
field for a few minutes. And you know that all
that is is them switching the head out, right. They
probably just pop the head off one, put it on
somebody else that's wearing the digs, and send them right
back out.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I don't want to where.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Somebody else's ducks.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I was gonna take.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
When I was at a wedding once and the surprise
was they had the Oregon duck blow out from behind
like a banner, and was at a country club in
Oregon City, so you didn't even like see it coming.
And it was really cool until we started taking pictures
with the duck. That thing smelled like the center ring
of hell.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh, it was so salty and not just BeO, but
like the musk of it.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
You can tell that they send the stinky ones.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
To the weddings.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, it's like, all right, dude, you're not getting the
A team.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Is it true that the guys who are inside the
mascot suits are not allowed to tell people that they're doing.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
It at Disney, but I.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Don't know, not at the University of Oregon.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
And I know this because one of the ducks in
the early two thousands, my girlfriend worked at Ben and Jerry's,
and he was crushing pretty hard on her, and he'd
go in there and try and schmooz her away from
the quote unquote frat boy, and I thought it was
funny that he would. That's how he would try and
sell her is that he was the duck. And so
you clearly are telling somebody if you're trying to get
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chicks with it.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
It's like, dude, you're the duck, the star quarterback. This
isn't working.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, exactly. If Joey Harrington came in, you can just
have her.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I know some schools they keep it a secret and
they want to announce it until they graduate, and so
like the person will come out wearing the head or whatever.
I saw a video of somebody coming out wearing the
suit and everyone's like, you were the you were the
mascot the whole time, And I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I did, like the there was a go ahead.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
It'd be kind of easy to figure it out when
the most popular day of the year for four years,
your buddy just disappears.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, I think your close friends are probably gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Figure it out.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Sorry, I can't go.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And that's probably especially if you get a roommate like
what stuffed in that big bag.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, and I'm guessing that even the tool who tried
to steal my girlfriend, he would probably not openly tell.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
People, but just in private conversation. Yeah, he was trying
to he's trying to lay some pipe.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, and when it all, when it all came out
in the end, I would have liked if he had,
you know, it would have been a lot of hard
work completed.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
What about would you have fucked the organ? Dug mascot?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
That the time was he can you wear the head
while we're doing it?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I'm sure he can't.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I'm sure he can't. Let's let's make that part of
the fantasy.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Do it?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Push and his ability to do push ups?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Yeah, I mean he's probably got big guns.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, there's that. Look at that, Look at that? There
it is.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Well, would you would you fuck the organ?
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Duck?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Duck?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I have fucked the organ only if the feed are on.
I have clapped those furry cheeks multiple.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Times and that musky feathery cheeks.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Yes, Drew, I found this kind of interesting because it's
just hit Twitter yesterday and I don't know why it
went out there, but I saw what the price is
to get the duck out to your wedding for one hour.
And I will be honest with you, if it was
this price back when you saw it in the early
two thousands, it sounds expensive. Nowadays, it doesn't sound that
expensive as far as weddings go. Fifteen hundred bucks the
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duck will come out to your wedding for an hour,
And yeah, it's a lot of.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
How much the duck gets, though, because like how much
of that goes just back to the organ.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Would I would think that if you just asked me
without knowing, I would say two to three grand or
something four grand.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Because it was about fifteen years ago that that duck
was at that wedding, so it was probably a grand.
Then I would guess something like that twelve hundred, but
I don't know what they pay. You pay a lot
to go to the Oregon Golf Club.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You can order them for like two to three hundred
bucks for forty five minute appearances at like birthday parties
and stuff like that. It's really affordable when you think
about what you're getting. And now, like, you know, you
put that duck in front of a bunch of eighteen
eight year old kids, they're going to lose their shit
and you might go buy them a Nintendo switch for
five hundred, or we'll just have the duck come party
with them for forty five minutes and they'll all sleep
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for three days.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
You know, I don't really know how kids work, but
or it's gonna be one of the situations where you
spend the fifteen hundred dollars on the duck and your
kids go, oh.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
So, so I don't get a switch, where's my presence?
You're just standing there.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
The drunk adults at the wedding are going to be
more impressed than the eight year old.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Little kids, like I don't give a fuck about this duck,
right all right, So this is an interesting story we
didn't get to today.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
The days of the days of flashy baby names are
coming to an end in Japan, thank Sarah in the group.
And this instance, one person's flashy, flashy name could be
interpreted as another person's stupid name. I guess, I don't know.
The Japanese government is now cracking down and taking steps
to prevent new parents from giving newborn babies names like
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Pikachu Pudding or prints pudd, though no other no other
examples were specifically given. It's likely that this applies to
stupid names that just start with the letter P so far.
But you know, I think we should do that here
because this isn't Elon must did he name his kid
like like uh? And then there's Jason Lee, who's his
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His kid's name is pilot inspector. He are just stupid names. Yeah,
let's just ban that that.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
I was reading that. Germany also has like laws against
naming your child weird things.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I don't think you can name your kid Hitler there right, No,
it's illegal.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, there's so for obvious reasons.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
What was the name here that recently somebody it was
named like the dumbest name ever. We were talking about
it on the air.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
But if this is a way for you to throw
a Chad bomb, it's going to be completely unor.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
No, it's it was not Chad. That's all you drew
that that was all.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
You well, you know, it's just trying to predict the.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
We were talking about it on the air, and it
was like named the worst name by like some publication.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Gosh, dang it.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
I can't but it didn't feel all that weird.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Probably Laura.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, the good news is probably.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yeah, nobody's actually anymore, honestly.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
And I saw a list of names that are going extinct,
and that a sign that you're getting old is if
your name is Laura. Also, my wife's name, Amy is
on the list. But I did go to the bump
dot com guys, and I think we're recovering a little
bit now. It isn't Sarah and Tiffany or Courtney it
used to be. But the number one female baby name
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is Olivia.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Well, yeah, because I feel like the old names are
coming back.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Olivia.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I saw it's number four.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I saw last week that the most googled baby name
was Sutton or Stutton, Stutton.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
It was number one.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Stutton.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah. I was like, I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Well, I think that's the point, right, But I think
the problem is now, Oh go ahead, Marcus.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
I went to AI just to check.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
I just typed in worse names and uh, some of
the ones that are showing up here that have been
shared on different websites are names like Burden, like you
name your child Burden, starting it off with the the.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Fact, yeah, that's stating the obvious. Pancake.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Pancake is one of the names, and then Adolph is
the third one that shows up, along with the notables
like Lord, Meister Swift, Eagle, Katana with his sister Skinner,
and Amelia Emma. That one doesn't seem very bad, Lord.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Because the name Emma by itself is the number two
female baby name.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
But the boy I'm actually really really partial to pancake. Pancake,
that's a really good name.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
The number seven biggest boy name is kind of strange. Matteo.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I mean I thought that was the last name, Mattea.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I know there's John Mateo.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
There's some Mateos at like that daughter school.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Liam is the number one boy's name. Liam is so amazing.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
I think I remember the name.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
It doesn't sound like a like an American name. That
sounds like a British name, which I feel like a
bunch of young American parents would be like, No, every.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Liam I know is British Liam Liam, He's he's Australian.
And then Liam Payne, Liam.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Gallagher a ton of soccer plays.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
I guess Liam Nissan. He's not.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
A specific sub skill.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Okay, So then there what was the name, Laura that
you remembered?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
It was like Richie rich do you It was like
there was Richie rich Robot or something like that.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Richie.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, but we're talking about that, right.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
But all of the names you said yourself, Laura, that
all the girl names are going more classic. The boys
are no different. Liam, Noah, Oliver, Theodore Oliver.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Okay, I was.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Almost named I was almost named James. That's on there, Henry.
I got a nephew name that Elijah. By the way,
that full name is Richie rich Putin.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
It's not a good look, not great. I mean the
last name is Putin. What are you going to do
about it?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
And apparently that's that was a name that was banned
in Germany though, Richie Rich.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
So it's like, I wonder if they have anything here
where they banned.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I mean, if you can banned license plates, why can't
you band a name?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Right?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
But we've seen some really dumb names.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Oh yeah, I don't think Laura.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
You asked what you're going to do if your last
name is putin. I'm going down to the Office of
Records and I'm putin in a new name on the
sheet that lets me change it.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I don't think you could go with that bad pun.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
But you can't be poutin right now, right yeah time.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So these are examples of illegal baby names here in
the United States. These names are illegal here in America.
You can't name your kid this king. Oh really, I
guess the first name King.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
You can't do that.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Kardashians would have done that already, I think if if
that was possible.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Queen's also on the list. Apparently, Jesus Christ, you can't
name you Jesus May. I guess Jesus, but not Jesus Christ.
You can't name your kid Roman numeral three. Someone tried that.
I guess. Santa Claus is apparently banned. Majesty is apparently banned.
Adolf Hitler's band Messiah, the at symbol, and the numbers
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one oh six nine.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
So I think that it's the whole not pretending that
your royalty thing. That's probably a rule that goes way
back to our inception, that you're not gonna just call
yourself a king.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
But I get it.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
It's maybe a little archaic anymore that if your name
was King Stevenson. I don't think I think your dad's weird.
I don't think you're royalty, are you fair?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Though?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I mean those they're all dumb names.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Anyway. Here's actually I got a list of names that
are banned in each country, Like in New Zealand. What
do you think?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
What name is banned in New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Gandal Eric, crocodile, chief Maximus, Sure, chief Maximus is banned
in New Zealand. The name RoboCop is banned in Mexico.
Sex fruit is banned in New Zealand as well. You
can't name fruit, damn it. In Saudi Arabia, you're not
allowed to name anybody Linda.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Sounds like.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You can't name anybody snake in Malaysia. You can't name
anybody Friday in Italy.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
In Malaysia, I believe snakes are sacred.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Maybe probably Islam. You cannot name it at Islam.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
In China, you cannot name a kid Sarah and Morocco Sarah.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
I wonder if it.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Has translations something.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Filmed asshole, dirty, asshole boy, you got Sarah? Excuse me,
Osama bin Laden is banned in Germany.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
It probably should be banned here too.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Everywhere it should be banned.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Metallica is is a band name. In Sweden.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
You can't name your kid Metallica. You can't name your
kid Devil in Japan. Can't name your kid blue in Italy.
You can't name your kid's circumcision. In Mexico.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
The fuck can you be Osama bin Hitler?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I think just Hitler.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, okay, I think if that's your family name, you
change it.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
O Sama been Osama bin can be the first.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Name, and then Osama bin fucking Hitler putin.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
beIN, putin, Osama been putin, so it's like he's got
the gas.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, you can't name your kid. You can't name your
kid the Koran and China.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Here's one.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Somebody try to name their kid b r F xx
c c x x m n p c c c
c l l l m m n p r x
v c l m n c k s s q
l B B one one one one six in Sweden.
That sounds like passed out on a keyboard.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Your kid is going to have three black eyes by
the time they get done with roll call. That's all
I can say you're setting them up for failure there if.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
They can just must cut any kids in Sweden you just.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Call them B because the first letters B. You just
call them that your name is.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I'm gonna be I feel like, now, do you think that,
like the older names are going to come back like
older I mean like our generation of names like that,
but like they're going to the parents are going to
make them be weird, like Sarah spelled s E R,
I A H or something like something ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Like there's a general responsibility. I believe, and you tell
me if I'm wrong. And court you named a couple
of kids.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
If you name.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Your kid because you're trying to be crafty a name
that they will have to explain for the rest of
their lives, even if it is Sarah but it has
nine letters, you've done them a disservice.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Absolutely, you need to be able to identify them and
not make that their identity.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I just think that's criminal.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
I have to think about you think ahead, like how
much of a pain in the ass is this going
to be as your child grows up.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
I think that those names will come back, and I
bet I think they'll come back the traditional way, just like.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
My grandmother's name is Ulita, and then I had another
grandmother named Adalitha.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Well, those two names come back, Ulita.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I think.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Maybe you've never heard of Alitha. Alitha Aretha.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Back in the day was well and I think maybe regionally,
like maybe it's t I have.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I've never heard either. No, Alitha was her name. She's
the one who died in ninety eight though, so you
got to keep in mind that she's from another time,
early nineteen hundreds. And then uh, what was the other one?
Utha and Alita uh Alitha and Ulita las I like
you Lead, I can't.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Stand that name.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I always make that sy. I always thought that name
sounded just like Ulita. Like you're suffering from a bad
case of right now needs some serious cream, Like your
dick needs the cream because you've got you lead, full
blown case. You shouldn't have done it, You did it anyway.
Now you got the uleader and her name is Ulita.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
It sounds like a drug actually, like when you leada.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
If you have it, butthole, it would be amazing.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
You're like, that's me.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
They're talking to me, Itchy Buttle In the United Kingdom.
You can't name your kid cyan Id. You can't name
your kid monkey in Denmark, you can't name can't name
your kid Thor in Portugal, Bummer. I don't see any problem.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Thor better like a name.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Well, of course you don't double O seven. You can't.
You can' name your kid Double O seven in Malaysia
they love those movies.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Well, there's a lot of people named Thour in like
the world, right, Like that's a pretty popular name in
Scandinavian countries if I'm not mistakes one really popular video
game streamer that's named Thor just off the top of
my head. So I would assume, like it's weird to
see these names banned in certain countries, but in other
countries they're probably kind of popular.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Prominently, someone tried to name their kid Anal in New Zealand. Okay,
don't see an issue. Can't big name your kid Wolf
in Spain, you can't name your kid. You can't name
your kid Tom in Portugal. That must mean something else.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
It has to, Yeah, it asked me a translation issue.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You can't name your kid duke in Australia, you can't
name you could Jews Judas in Switzerland. So there's just
a Jus.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Jesus, one of my favorite things. Go on, Marcus, we.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Got a weird connection. That's why it happens.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Sorry, is there is there gonna be weird times when
the old names come back and I'm looking at a
like a three month old little girl named Blanche.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
I'm sure it just doesn't.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I'm sure there are infants out there who have the
name Blaine.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
This is Blanche o' clock right now, because well, I
haven't seen that name specifically when Millie goes to kindergarten.
I'm not even I'm not putting Blanche out of the
question because we just named ten names and every one
of them were names from one hundred years ago. Yeah,
so Tanner's grandma's name is not off the table.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
It could be. It could be here at next.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
There's gonna be a Golden Girls fan out there somewhere
who names their kid blainche Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, all right, all right, well there's that.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
I just want to say something that relates to righteous gemstones. Yes,
I love that. Jesse's kids' names are Gideon and then Ponscious,
which is like the mode that's like the antithesis of Christianity.
So I think it's just hilarious. I don't know that
that's like because ponscious Pilot is the one who like
ordered Jesus to be put to death basically.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
So he's the guy's a man of God but like
his kids.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah, so it explains why his kid conscious is so rebellious.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I should have known that I went to Christian school
and I was not paying attention. I would have never
got that.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
I just like that instead of the guy's name being Keith, it's.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Keith it is.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I can't tell you how much I adore this show.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Im.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I just watched only one episode last night, but it's
such a funny show.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Judy is my favorite character by far.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I'm not sure who comes in second, but Judy, I know,
is my number one.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
H And yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Got a season and a half left because I'm on
episode five of season three.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
So it's so fucking funny and I'm gonna be depressed
when it's over. Yeah, Lara's only got one episode. I
think no one left. I know.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Don't be running your gums too much.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
I won't.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
We're getting close, we'll be we'll all be in the
trust trees.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I like, I just have the grown adults kids almost
fifty years old and still call him daddy.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Daddy. Judy's been pissing me off.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Do you know where daddy is?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
And I love Walter Goggins, you know as baby Billy.
He's so fucking funny, you know, like all the songs
he does there will be a payday, Hallelujah, what a payday?
Or just miss b Haven.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Anything that absolutely amazing.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
He's great.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
He crushes it in everything.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
As the show goes on, like his walk gets more
and more like it's aging with him.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Like he's got a chaf down there. It's well done.
He didn't mail this one in. He's doing he's going
with the timeline.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I noticed that some of those guys in Jesse's church group,
like Chad, that's all the real names. Oh yeah, and
the credits I see their names over there. I'm like,
that's the same. They just used their real names on
the show.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Writers. I know, I know a lot of times that happens,
where they'll they'll just be looking for extra people like.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I would do they come on, why not You've been
working on the show, you wrote it, why not play
it right?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
I also learned that the kid who plays Ponscious his
dad in real life is the bald guy who boinked
the prostitute at the beginning with the tiny penis.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
And I'm guessing it's a a world and I bet
they're all friends with Danny McBride totally.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
They do such a good job of casting young versions
of themselves, Like, oh yeah, the two kids who played
the two young cousins, uh them from the mcgoverery family.
The one the eyeballs on one of the kids are
exactly the same. Got me thinking, is that the guy
sun because they look exactly the same to me, So
I mean, why not, Yeah, use your kid? And I
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like how when you know a movie has to show
you as a young kid, they'll just use a real
baby photo.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Yeah, I like that smart but yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Righte to Jim, sounds is such a good show. I'm
gonna try to The people who have not are so lucky. Yeah,
I'm jealous of the people who haven't an episode.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
They still get to experience at all.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
But the good thing is is we got an extra season.
Other than I mean Laura's coming to the end, we
still got a little bit to chew.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
On and started over after It's.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Not aboud idea.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Speaking of TV and movies, Ryan Coogler has confirmed Denzel
Washington for Black Panther three. Denzel, I love me some Denzel.
I don't know who whole play in that movie, but
I'm excited to see that.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
The cool thing about it is and I'm sure at
least some of you have seen the viral video where
forgive me what's his Chadwick imposman? He had his school,
like he didn't have money, but he had talent. And
Denzel Washington paid his way when he went through his
acting school and all that. And Denzel's done that for
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a lot of guys, but and to do that for
him and he was able before he passed away, he
was able to honor him with that and be like,
you know you are you are the man. It's kind
of cool to go full circle that the project he's
known for the most will have a Denzel element.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
That is so amazing, and I think Denzel is so
like he's a good person. There's a video that went
viral of a woman who like accosted him out in
front of a It was like, I think he was
in a play and he was going inside to you know,
to get I guess ready for the play, and the
woman is I she pulls her phone out because she's
trying to do that gotcha moment where she's why don't.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
You help young actors? Why don't you help actors who
aren't famous?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
And she's just busting his balls and he goes, you
act and she's like, yeah. He goes, come with me,
I'll let you be in tonight's play. I'll let you play.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I'll give you I'll find a part for you. And
she goes and she like, then she puts her phone down.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Of course, Yeah, she's like, I wasn't trying to, but
you can still hear the conversation. Denzel is saying, hey,
you want a shot, I'll give you a shot right now.
Nice And he gave the woman a shot. I don't
know what happened to her after that, but you know,
he seems to have helped out a lot of people.
He's paid for a lot of kids acting school, which
is pretty fucking amazing.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Yeah, that guy is great on so many levels.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
And there's a lot of videos of like of that,
like because he rides a subway in New York a
lot yeah, and people will just film him on the
subway and he'll like make a viral video for He'll
he'll do he'll like do something and he just seems
like a cool dude. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Yeah. Tom Hanks is like that too, where he'll just
he'll just show up, like he kept like busting into
people's weddings. Yeah, like he just happened to be walking
by and like, hey, there's wedding over there, and just
like all of us didn't show up, and that.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
You're more than welcome to eat whatever you want.
Speaker 8 (33:02):
Time.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Those two understand what a lot of famous people don't.
That one little moment of their day is not that
big a deal.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
But it is shame nobody world life.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Bill Murray is somebody who does is Bill Murray just
crashes weddings left and right, and people seem to love
that ding sure.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, and like hot ladies like that dude, Like who
was he dating? He wasn't he dating?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh he there was somebody she's like a hot model
or something.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
No, it wasn't. She wasn't he rumored to be dating
like Macy Gray or someone whoa.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Really wow, I knew it was like some black lady.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
I can't remember Macy Gray, like or maybe that was
somebody else could be.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
I'm not saying no, I'm just saying, Wow, that's.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
The name I haven't heard in a long time.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, Mazy Gray.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Callise, That's what it was. It was Caalise My milkshake brings.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
All the polls to the yard.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
And then that to me, fucking.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Bill Murray's hooking up with dude?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Wow, can you believe that?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Is that a current thing?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
It says in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Damn uh uh.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Now he's denied dating her, but like everyone from what
I understand her, like, it's.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
Fucking we're just friends.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, but that's just such a weird thought. Bill Murray
and Kalise my Milkshake brings all the boys.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
That is a weird mix.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Sorry for him.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Where there was like a couple hundred people waiting outside
for a concert or some kind of performance or show,
and he walked up to the ticket office bought all
the rest of the tickets and handed them out to
everybody in line, like the coolest thing you could do
as a rich person.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I would do shit like that.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I would do absolutely dumb cool ship like that, like
buy everyone's drinking a bar totally because we have there's.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
The story where he went behind the bar at like
a college bar and put it, opened up his own
tab and started pouring shots for everybody on it.
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Like that's a Bill Murray story.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
It's just a cool dude.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, he's cool, guys.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Goddamn Ghostbuster?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah yeah, all right, that does it for Have you
not seen that movie legend?
Speaker 5 (35:01):
I've seen Ghostbusters?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
All right, yeah, okay, got slime. I was about to rage.
She's been slimed, that's for sure. Just not at the movies.
Don't look at me.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
That is an inappropriate comment. I don't even know what
that means.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
You know what that means, could mean anything? All right,
that does it for us. How are you doing? You
want to you want to sing us a song? He's
writing an email.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
I think you sing a song of them.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
Called mister boss Man singers a song about your busy day.
Don't using your emails signature now, I would like to
know what it has to say. There go.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready. I bet that's a
good start.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, Jake, what's happening?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Thanks for checking out Tanner to and Laura's Donkey Show
podcast up heard online at one o five nine in
the dot com or iHeartRadio app or wherever you listen
to podcast. Thanks for checking us out today. I'm Tanner,
Drew's here, Laura's here, Yeah, yeah yeah, bus Dress Marcus
is joining us this morning, and Court should be in
here in just a few moments.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Not as hot today as it was yesterday. If you're
listening to this on June tenth, twenty twenty five, yeah,
which is good. It's crazy coll off the rest of
the week.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Yeah, And it's crazy that you could feel it in
the air this morning because it was hot last night
until late. But yesterday morning, I remember walking outside and
I was like, damn, it's already warm outside. But when
you walked outside this morning, it was a little cooler outside.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
So it was so different in fact, and we though
it wasn't a ton of degrees different because it cooled
off after ten o'clock when in the morning it was
still hot in the house both days. When I opened
the window at the ground floor, like the giant bay window,
zero temperature change yesterday. This morning, it felt like after
I left it open for a bit, I actually closed
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it halfway because I'm like, we're kinda getting an actual
chilly chili situation, which for someone like Court, who you know,
could probably tell you himself, the fact that it's cold
outside after midnight is a different life.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, we didn't get a chance to talk to Court
today about the way he cools off at home because
he doesn't have AC and so on Monday we were
talking about how do you beat the heat, and.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Court's got such a good one.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't want to wait for him to come in
here because it's it's kind of like an old school
it's something you did back in the day, like you know,
before air conditioners were like a thing.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I remember I do, and I I remember doing it
to sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, I think that's the plan for him too.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So we'll we'll talk to Court in just a few
minutes about that. But I remember, so yesterday I'm at
the house. My house is on a hill, so it's
three stories because it's on a hill, and because of that,
it's hard to get the whole house the exact same temperature,
and that heats rising. So I'm in the basement for
the most most of the day yesterday, and I climb
up to the top floor and boy, there was like
(02:15):
a ten degree difference.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Every step, You're getting a half a degree.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And I had my AC pumpin yesterday and upstairs was
like it was warm upstairs.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
It was having to work overtime the AC units, you know,
and I just.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Worry about them in that kind of man.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
And mine's directly in the sun, like it's.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Just getting all day. Yeah, and and there I worry.
At first.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I was like, is my AC unit loud? Because you know,
when you're standing by it, you can hear it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
It's loud. Yeah, it does feel loud, but you get.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
A little ways away, it's not so bad. But I'm like,
I'm sorry, I can hear yours buzz and next door.
I gotta I gotta have this.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Bad boy on. This is not an option. Yeah, yeah, Marcus.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Did we ask him if he had AC?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't remember what he what he said, I don't know.
He thinks you do.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
The genius that owned my house before me put a
unit on this house that is big enough for a
house twice the size, actually more than twice the size
it's It could probably handle three times the square footage
that it needs to pump. So I've actually, and this
is a true story, twice now since I've owned this house.
I think it's been eleven years, I have accidentally frozen
(03:21):
up the AC and the dead of summer because I'm
keeping the house too cold, and the guys come over
to fix it, and they're like, dude, it just shuts
off because you freeze it and it floods and then
it can't pump anymore. So he's like, you've got enough
here for a warehouse, Like treat your house like that,
like keep it.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
You can't run it at sixty seven.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Basically, the guy probably wasted like another ten dollars putting
that one at me.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Sixty seven an AC unit is cold. I mean, if
your sign, isn't it freezing over? But sixty seven is
not like sixty seven on your heater. It's a different cold.
And I know Marcus runs hot, but cheese man.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Oh, It's it's not just me running hot, dude. It's
the fact that my studio is the only upstairs room
in the house, and I have two skylights that face
the sun in the late afternoon, so I can barely
keep it like seventy five eighty up here when it's
sixty seven downstairs. There's times we're all walk downstairs and
be in like sweats and a sweatshirt, and I'll walk
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upstairs and have to go down to a tank top
in shorts.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Like.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
It's really fluctuates a lot, so I've had to keep
the door closed a lot. But the downstairs, you guys,
if anybody gets too hot up in Portland. I know
it's a two hour drive, but you are welcome to
come sit in your underwear in any room in my
house and just be. I'll leave you alone. I'll bring
you a cool beverage.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Marcus, I'm coming over to sit in my underwear in
your bedroom.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
There comes nice over here, you guys.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
I love it. You just see Cory on.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
His door one morning when he's at it. Yeah, when
when the cork gutt does get in here, I want
I want to rub it in because I had actually
turned my ac download because it's too cold in my house.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I turned mine off. Yeah, yeah, like last night because
it got pretty chilly when I went bed last night.
So I just turned it off before I went to bed,
which I feel is like the opposite of what people do.
But and then this morning I was like, Oh, I
guess I'll turn it back on for the cats.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
See, if you just turn it up a couple of degrees,
it'll do the same thing, and then it will protect
you against like a hot afternoon, which then you have
to go and pay a bunch of money to bring
the temp back down. Yeah, if you turn it up
a couple of degrees, it's the same as turning it
off if you just want to save a bone or two.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So I tried.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I just looked this up on the internet. Court just
walked in. I just looked this up online. I was like,
wouldn't did the air conditioner become a thing? Like when
was it invented? When did it become a thing? And
it says the modern air conditioner was invented in nineteen
oh two by Willis Carrier. While Carrier's invention was initially
used in commercial settings like printing plants, the first residential
air conditioner was installed in nineteen fourteen.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Wow, And you got to think places like Arizona were like,
how did anybody ever stay there? I think they needed
to have the original version.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Of all that stuff. And then they finally introduced a
room cooler small enough for home use in nineteen twenty nine.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
So it was more like a building had ac not
a home until later.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, so like, yeah, the residential I could building in
New York City probably had something.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
I mean, obviously it's still got hot, but I feel
like it was probably quite a bit cooler in the
nineteen twenties than it is now.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
There is I mean, it was cooler in the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
And every person I talked to yesterday about the fact
that they closed the school's early duty heat said the
same thing to me, same sentence, that never happened one
time when I was growing up.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, And I think I think it's because it never
really got that hot. And I remember getting one hundred
degrees when I was in school in Portland.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
And think about when we had the heat dome a
couple of years ago, or it got up to one
hundred and twenty some degrees.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
That was in June, not August. So yeah, it's been
getting warmer all the time. Why is that court, Why
is it getting warmer?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Oh, because Jesus wants it that way.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Jesus likes a bubble bath, and he's always said it.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
It's in one of those books, hot Tubbin. We dubb it.
It's actually, well, it is going to be if you're
listening to this on June tenth when we recorded. It's
going to be warm today, eighty six degrees so just
you know, be careful if you're outside. I was headed
home yesterday and I saw a bunch of dudes trim
and trees and it was hot yesterday, okay, and they're
all on jeans that.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah, the roofers are the ones. I don't know how
they do it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
They've got to either do it really early in the
morning early, or like just don't do it at all.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
But also that sucks because how early can you really start?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So you can't be like, yeah, you can't.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
You're not allowed to do them because what would be
smart is five am.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But you can't.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
But you can't be disrupting people's sleep.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Can't roof at five?
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Yeah? No, you see, I've seen those guys up there
literally all afternoon. They're until five o'clock and it's one
hundred degrees out and a lot of them. They're they're
wearing sweatshirts for some reason. I think it just kind
of keep all the stuff off of them. And yeah,
but it's so got to be so hot in there.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Like when you're when you're in Mexico, they'll be building
resorts next to a resort, so they're like looking at
you at a pool while they're up there. And almost
every construction worker who works on the beach in Mexico
is head to toe sweatshirt, pants, hat, face cover like
it's COVID. But it's all to protect them from the sun.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
And I don't know how some of these people do it.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You know, for example, when I when I go to
a concert that's using pyrotechnics, if I'm in the nosebleeds,
I can feel the heat.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
What's the drummer feeling?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh yeah, you know, like I know the drummer falling
in Reverse. His name is Tom Hall Lou Holland, and
he got burned during a Falling in Reverse concert because
he was a little too close to the pyros. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, you pull your balls out of your shoes at
the end of that show.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You're so hot. I think about when I watch a mascot,
you know, and it's still hot out God, and he's
helmets or like the guy's at Disneyland run around in
marble leathers.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
I know that the Disneyland folks, they get swapped out
pretty regularly, especially if you're wearing like the full like
Mickey suit and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Probably union workers, like they probably have to.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I think they're minimum wage. I don't know if they're union,
but I.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I the privilege of working there.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
You get to work at Disney You are lucky. You're
gonna take your pennies and like it.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Yeah, but but I knew, I do know that they're
only out there for like fifteen minutes and then they
get they gets, you know, ushered back to the back stage.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I think that's the same thing with steadycam operators in
the state of Oregon. I believe they're only allowed to
operate for fifteen minutes at the time they got to
switch them out. Yeah, because things are pretty intense.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
What about one that's up that Disneyland alley is what
about the Oregon Duck during preseason football games when the
Ducks are playing Idaho State or something. Yeah, and they
score eighty points and every time he has to do
push ups to match the thing. There has to be
a second duck back and I.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Would imagine that there's got to be like a uh,
some sort of bladder inside that thing that he can breathe,
drink water out of, like when you're going hiking with
those backpacks, because you're gonna pass out.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, And I'm guessing Marcus might know, is Marcus, is
there two or three of them on? I know there
is more than one because they're all over, but is
there two or three for each game ducks like on
you know, on standby?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
And the only reason we know this is because being
detectives in the stands like we like to be, we noticed,
will be five or six years ago now, that one
of the ducks was like six to four and the
rest of them were normal person five nine, five ten size.
So one person every now and then during the game
would come out with the most incredibly long duck legs
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that didn't match the rest of the people that were
in that suit. So we knew automatically, like you can't
fake that, right unless you're put in somebody on stilts,
which is dumb. There's a different person in that suit.
And what I've heard rumors of is that there's three
of them and they all change out depending and when
you're sitting in the stadium, if you're paying attention, you'll
notice the duck kind of disappears into the tunnel multiple
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times during the game where he's just not on the
field for a few minutes. And you know that all
that is is them switching the head out, right. They
probably just pop the head off one, put it on
somebody else that's wearing the digs, and send them right
back out.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I don't want to where.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Somebody else's ducks.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I was gonna take.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
When I was at a wedding once and the surprise
was they had the Oregon duck blow out from behind
like a banner, and was at a country club in
Oregon City, so you didn't even like see it coming.
And it was really cool until we started taking pictures
with the duck. That thing smelled like the center ring
of hell.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh, it was so salty and not just BeO, but
like the musk of it.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
You can tell that they send the stinky ones.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
To the weddings.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, it's like, all right, dude, you're not getting the
A team.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Is it true that the guys who are inside the
mascot suits are not allowed to tell people that they're doing.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
It at Disney, but I.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Don't know, not at the University of Oregon.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
And I know this because one of the ducks in
the early two thousands, my girlfriend worked at Ben and Jerry's,
and he was crushing pretty hard on her, and he'd
go in there and try and schmooz her away from
the quote unquote frat boy, and I thought it was
funny that he would. That's how he would try and
sell her is that he was the duck. And so
you clearly are telling somebody if you're trying to get
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chicks with it.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
It's like, dude, you're the duck, the star quarterback. This
isn't working.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, exactly. If Joey Harrington came in, you can just
have her.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I know some schools they keep it a secret and
they want to announce it until they graduate, and so
like the person will come out wearing the head or whatever.
I saw a video of somebody coming out wearing the
suit and everyone's like, you were the you were the
mascot the whole time, And I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I did, like the there was a go ahead.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
It'd be kind of easy to figure it out when
the most popular day of the year for four years,
your buddy just disappears.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, I think your close friends are probably gonna.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Figure it out.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Sorry, I can't go.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
And that's probably especially if you get a roommate like
what stuffed in that big bag.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, and I'm guessing that even the tool who tried
to steal my girlfriend, he would probably not openly tell.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
People, but just in private conversation. Yeah, he was trying
to he's trying to lay some pipe.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, and when it all, when it all came out
in the end, I would have liked if he had,
you know, it would have been a lot of hard
work completed.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
What about would you have fucked the organ? Dug mascot?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
That the time was he can you wear the head
while we're doing it?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I'm sure he can't.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
I'm sure he can't. Let's let's make that part of
the fantasy.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Do it?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Push and his ability to do push ups?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Yeah, I mean he's probably got big guns.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, there's that. Look at that, Look at that? There
it is.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Well, would you would you fuck the organ?
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Duck?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Duck?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I have fucked the organ only if the feed are on.
I have clapped those furry cheeks multiple.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Times and that musky feathery cheeks.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Yes, Drew, I found this kind of interesting because it's
just hit Twitter yesterday and I don't know why it
went out there, but I saw what the price is
to get the duck out to your wedding for one hour.
And I will be honest with you, if it was
this price back when you saw it in the early
two thousands, it sounds expensive. Nowadays, it doesn't sound that
expensive as far as weddings go. Fifteen hundred bucks the
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duck will come out to your wedding for an hour,
And yeah, it's a lot of.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
How much the duck gets, though, because like how much
of that goes just back to the organ.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Would I would think that if you just asked me
without knowing, I would say two to three grand or
something four grand.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Because it was about fifteen years ago that that duck
was at that wedding, so it was probably a grand.
Then I would guess something like that twelve hundred, but
I don't know what they pay. You pay a lot
to go to the Oregon Golf Club.
Speaker 6 (14:17):
You can order them for like two to three hundred
bucks for forty five minute appearances at like birthday parties
and stuff like that. It's really affordable when you think
about what you're getting. And now, like, you know, you
put that duck in front of a bunch of eighteen
eight year old kids, they're going to lose their shit
and you might go buy them a Nintendo switch for
five hundred, or we'll just have the duck come party
with them for forty five minutes and they'll all sleep
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for three days.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
You know, I don't really know how kids work, but
or it's gonna be one of the situations where you
spend the fifteen hundred dollars on the duck and your
kids go, oh.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
So, so I don't get a switch, where's my presence?
You're just standing there.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
The drunk adults at the wedding are going to be
more impressed than the eight year old.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Little kids, like I don't give a fuck about this duck,
right all right, So this is an interesting story we
didn't get to today.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
The days of the days of flashy baby names are
coming to an end in Japan, thank Sarah in the group.
And this instance, one person's flashy, flashy name could be
interpreted as another person's stupid name. I guess, I don't know.
The Japanese government is now cracking down and taking steps
to prevent new parents from giving newborn babies names like
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Pikachu Pudding or prints pudd, though no other no other
examples were specifically given. It's likely that this applies to
stupid names that just start with the letter P so far.
But you know, I think we should do that here
because this isn't Elon must did he name his kid
like like uh? And then there's Jason Lee, who's his
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His kid's name is pilot inspector. He are just stupid names. Yeah,
let's just ban that that.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
I was reading that. Germany also has like laws against
naming your child weird things.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I don't think you can name your kid Hitler there right, No,
it's illegal.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, there's so for obvious reasons.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
What was the name here that recently somebody it was
named like the dumbest name ever. We were talking about
it on the air.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
But if this is a way for you to throw
a Chad bomb, it's going to be completely unor.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
No, it's it was not Chad. That's all you drew
that that was all.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
You well, you know, it's just trying to predict the.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
We were talking about it on the air, and it
was like named the worst name by like some publication.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Gosh, dang it.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
I can't but it didn't feel all that weird.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Probably Laura.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, the good news is probably.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yeah, nobody's actually anymore, honestly.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
And I saw a list of names that are going extinct,
and that a sign that you're getting old is if
your name is Laura. Also, my wife's name, Amy is
on the list. But I did go to the bump
dot com guys, and I think we're recovering a little
bit now. It isn't Sarah and Tiffany or Courtney it
used to be. But the number one female baby name
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is Olivia.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Well, yeah, because I feel like the old names are
coming back.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Olivia.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I saw it's number four.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I saw last week that the most googled baby name
was Sutton or Stutton, Stutton.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
It was number one.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Stutton.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah. I was like, I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Well, I think that's the point, right, But I think
the problem is now, Oh go ahead, Marcus.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
I went to AI just to check.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
I just typed in worse names and uh, some of
the ones that are showing up here that have been
shared on different websites are names like Burden, like you
name your child Burden, starting it off with the the.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Fact, yeah, that's stating the obvious. Pancake.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Pancake is one of the names, and then Adolph is
the third one that shows up, along with the notables
like Lord, Meister Swift, Eagle, Katana with his sister Skinner,
and Amelia Emma. That one doesn't seem very bad, Lord.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Because the name Emma by itself is the number two
female baby name.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
But the boy I'm actually really really partial to pancake. Pancake,
that's a really good name.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
The number seven biggest boy name is kind of strange. Matteo.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I mean I thought that was the last name, Mattea.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I know there's John Mateo.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
There's some Mateos at like that daughter school.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Liam is the number one boy's name. Liam is so amazing.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
I think I remember the name.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
It doesn't sound like a like an American name. That
sounds like a British name, which I feel like a
bunch of young American parents would be like, No, every.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Liam I know is British Liam Liam, He's he's Australian.
And then Liam Payne, Liam.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Gallagher a ton of soccer plays.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
I guess Liam Nissan. He's not.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
A specific sub skill.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Okay, So then there what was the name, Laura that
you remembered?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
It was like Richie rich do you It was like
there was Richie rich Robot or something like that.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Richie.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, but we're talking about that, right.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
But all of the names you said yourself, Laura, that
all the girl names are going more classic. The boys
are no different. Liam, Noah, Oliver, Theodore Oliver.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Okay, I was.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Almost named I was almost named James. That's on there, Henry.
I got a nephew name that Elijah. By the way,
that full name is Richie rich Putin.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
It's not a good look, not great. I mean the
last name is Putin. What are you going to do
about it?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
And apparently that's that was a name that was banned
in Germany though, Richie Rich.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
So it's like, I wonder if they have anything here
where they banned.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I mean, if you can banned license plates, why can't
you band a name?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Right?
Speaker 5 (19:52):
But we've seen some really dumb names.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Oh yeah, I don't think Laura.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
You asked what you're going to do if your last
name is putin. I'm going down to the Office of
Records and I'm putin in a new name on the
sheet that lets me change it.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I don't think you could go with that bad pun.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
But you can't be poutin right now, right yeah time.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So these are examples of illegal baby names here in
the United States. These names are illegal here in America.
You can't name your kid this king. Oh really, I
guess the first name King.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
You can't do that.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Kardashians would have done that already, I think if if
that was possible.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Queen's also on the list. Apparently, Jesus Christ, you can't
name you Jesus May. I guess Jesus, but not Jesus Christ.
You can't name your kid Roman numeral three. Someone tried that.
I guess. Santa Claus is apparently banned. Majesty is apparently banned.
Adolf Hitler's band Messiah, the at symbol, and the numbers
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one oh six nine.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
So I think that it's the whole not pretending that
your royalty thing. That's probably a rule that goes way
back to our inception, that you're not gonna just call
yourself a king.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
But I get it.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
It's maybe a little archaic anymore that if your name
was King Stevenson. I don't think I think your dad's weird.
I don't think you're royalty, are you fair?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Though?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I mean those they're all dumb names.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Anyway. Here's actually I got a list of names that
are banned in each country, Like in New Zealand. What
do you think?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
What name is banned in New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Gandal Eric, crocodile, chief Maximus, Sure, chief Maximus is banned
in New Zealand. The name RoboCop is banned in Mexico.
Sex fruit is banned in New Zealand as well. You
can't name fruit, damn it. In Saudi Arabia, you're not
allowed to name anybody Linda.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Sounds like.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You can't name anybody snake in Malaysia. You can't name
anybody Friday in Italy.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
In Malaysia, I believe snakes are sacred.
Speaker 7 (21:55):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Maybe probably Islam. You cannot name it at Islam.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
In China, you cannot name a kid Sarah and Morocco Sarah.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
I wonder if it.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Has translations something.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Filmed asshole, dirty, asshole boy, you got Sarah? Excuse me,
Osama bin Laden is banned in Germany.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
It probably should be banned here too.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Everywhere it should be banned.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Metallica is is a band name. In Sweden.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
You can't name your kid Metallica. You can't name your
kid Devil in Japan. Can't name your kid blue in Italy.
You can't name your kid's circumcision. In Mexico.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
The fuck can you be Osama bin Hitler?
Speaker 3 (22:39):
I think just Hitler.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, okay, I think if that's your family name, you
change it.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
O Sama been Osama bin can be the first.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Name, and then Osama bin fucking Hitler putin.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
beIN, putin, Osama been putin, so it's like he's got
the gas.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, you can't name your kid. You can't name your
kid the Koran and China.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Here's one.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Somebody try to name their kid b r F xx
c c x x m n p c c c
c l l l m m n p r x
v c l m n c k s s q
l B B one one one one six in Sweden.
That sounds like passed out on a keyboard.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Your kid is going to have three black eyes by
the time they get done with roll call. That's all
I can say you're setting them up for failure there if.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
They can just must cut any kids in Sweden you just.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Call them B because the first letters B. You just
call them that your name is.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I'm gonna be I feel like, now, do you think that,
like the older names are going to come back like
older I mean like our generation of names like that,
but like they're going to the parents are going to
make them be weird, like Sarah spelled s E R,
I A H or something like something ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Like there's a general responsibility. I believe, and you tell
me if I'm wrong. And court you named a couple
of kids.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
If you name.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Your kid because you're trying to be crafty a name
that they will have to explain for the rest of
their lives, even if it is Sarah but it has
nine letters, you've done them a disservice.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Absolutely, you need to be able to identify them and
not make that their identity.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I just think that's criminal.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
I have to think about you think ahead, like how
much of a pain in the ass is this going
to be as your child grows up.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
I think that those names will come back, and I
bet I think they'll come back the traditional way, just like.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
My grandmother's name is Ulita, and then I had another
grandmother named Adalitha.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Well, those two names come back, Ulita.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I think.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Maybe you've never heard of Alitha. Alitha Aretha.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Back in the day was well and I think maybe regionally,
like maybe it's t I have.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I've never heard either. No, Alitha was her name. She's
the one who died in ninety eight though, so you
got to keep in mind that she's from another time,
early nineteen hundreds. And then uh, what was the other one?
Utha and Alita uh Alitha and Ulita las I like
you Lead, I can't.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Stand that name.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I always make that sy. I always thought that name
sounded just like Ulita. Like you're suffering from a bad
case of right now needs some serious cream, Like your
dick needs the cream because you've got you lead, full
blown case. You shouldn't have done it, You did it anyway.
Now you got the uleader and her name is Ulita.
Speaker 7 (25:38):
It sounds like a drug actually, like when you leada.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
If you have it, butthole, it would be amazing.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
You're like, that's me.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
They're talking to me, Itchy Buttle In the United Kingdom.
You can't name your kid cyan Id. You can't name
your kid monkey in Denmark, you can't name can't name
your kid Thor in Portugal, Bummer. I don't see any problem.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Thor better like a name.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Well, of course you don't double O seven. You can't.
You can' name your kid Double O seven in Malaysia
they love those movies.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Well, there's a lot of people named Thour in like
the world, right, Like that's a pretty popular name in
Scandinavian countries if I'm not mistakes one really popular video
game streamer that's named Thor just off the top of
my head. So I would assume, like it's weird to
see these names banned in certain countries, but in other
countries they're probably kind of popular.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Prominently, someone tried to name their kid Anal in New Zealand. Okay,
don't see an issue. Can't big name your kid Wolf
in Spain, you can't name your kid. You can't name
your kid Tom in Portugal. That must mean something else.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
It has to, Yeah, it asked me a translation issue.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You can't name your kid duke in Australia, you can't
name you could Jews Judas in Switzerland. So there's just
a Jus.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Jesus, one of my favorite things. Go on, Marcus, we.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Got a weird connection. That's why it happens.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Sorry, is there is there gonna be weird times when
the old names come back and I'm looking at a
like a three month old little girl named Blanche.
Speaker 7 (27:07):
I'm sure it just doesn't.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I'm sure there are infants out there who have the
name Blaine.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
This is Blanche o' clock right now, because well, I
haven't seen that name specifically when Millie goes to kindergarten.
I'm not even I'm not putting Blanche out of the
question because we just named ten names and every one
of them were names from one hundred years ago. Yeah,
so Tanner's grandma's name is not off the table.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
It could be. It could be here at next.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
There's gonna be a Golden Girls fan out there somewhere
who names their kid blainche Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, all right, all right, well there's that.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
I just want to say something that relates to righteous gemstones. Yes,
I love that. Jesse's kids' names are Gideon and then Ponscious,
which is like the mode that's like the antithesis of Christianity.
So I think it's just hilarious. I don't know that
that's like because ponscious Pilot is the one who like
ordered Jesus to be put to death basically.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
So he's the guy's a man of God but like
his kids.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Yeah, so it explains why his kid conscious is so rebellious.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I should have known that I went to Christian school
and I was not paying attention. I would have never
got that.
Speaker 7 (28:08):
I just like that instead of the guy's name being Keith, it's.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Keith it is.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
I can't tell you how much I adore this show.
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Im.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I just watched only one episode last night, but it's
such a funny show.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Judy is my favorite character by far.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
I'm not sure who comes in second, but Judy, I know,
is my number one.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
H And yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Got a season and a half left because I'm on
episode five of season three.
Speaker 7 (28:32):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
So it's so fucking funny and I'm gonna be depressed
when it's over. Yeah, Lara's only got one episode. I
think no one left. I know.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Don't be running your gums too much.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
I won't.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
We're getting close, we'll be we'll all be in the
trust trees.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I like, I just have the grown adults kids almost
fifty years old and still call him daddy.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Daddy. Judy's been pissing me off.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Do you know where daddy is?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
And I love Walter Goggins, you know as baby Billy.
He's so fucking funny, you know, like all the songs
he does there will be a payday, Hallelujah, what a payday?
Or just miss b Haven.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
Anything that absolutely amazing.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
He's great.
Speaker 7 (29:14):
He crushes it in everything.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
As the show goes on, like his walk gets more
and more like it's aging with him.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Like he's got a chaf down there. It's well done.
He didn't mail this one in. He's doing he's going
with the timeline.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I noticed that some of those guys in Jesse's church group,
like Chad, that's all the real names. Oh yeah, and
the credits I see their names over there. I'm like,
that's the same. They just used their real names on
the show.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Writers. I know, I know a lot of times that happens,
where they'll they'll just be looking for extra people like.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I would do they come on, why not You've been
working on the show, you wrote it, why not play
it right?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
I also learned that the kid who plays Ponscious his
dad in real life is the bald guy who boinked
the prostitute at the beginning with the tiny penis.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
And I'm guessing it's a a world and I bet
they're all friends with Danny McBride totally.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
They do such a good job of casting young versions
of themselves, Like, oh yeah, the two kids who played
the two young cousins, uh them from the mcgoverery family.
The one the eyeballs on one of the kids are
exactly the same. Got me thinking, is that the guy
sun because they look exactly the same to me, So
I mean, why not, Yeah, use your kid? And I
(30:24):
like how when you know a movie has to show
you as a young kid, they'll just use a real
baby photo.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Yeah, I like that smart but yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Righte to Jim, sounds is such a good show. I'm
gonna try to The people who have not are so lucky. Yeah,
I'm jealous of the people who haven't an episode.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
They still get to experience at all.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
But the good thing is is we got an extra season.
Other than I mean Laura's coming to the end, we
still got a little bit to chew.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
On and started over after It's.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Not aboud idea.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Speaking of TV and movies, Ryan Coogler has confirmed Denzel
Washington for Black Panther three. Denzel, I love me some Denzel.
I don't know who whole play in that movie, but
I'm excited to see that.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
The cool thing about it is and I'm sure at
least some of you have seen the viral video where
forgive me what's his Chadwick imposman? He had his school,
like he didn't have money, but he had talent. And
Denzel Washington paid his way when he went through his
acting school and all that. And Denzel's done that for
(31:28):
a lot of guys, but and to do that for
him and he was able before he passed away, he
was able to honor him with that and be like,
you know you are you are the man. It's kind
of cool to go full circle that the project he's
known for the most will have a Denzel element.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
That is so amazing, and I think Denzel is so
like he's a good person. There's a video that went
viral of a woman who like accosted him out in
front of a It was like, I think he was
in a play and he was going inside to you know,
to get I guess ready for the play, and the
woman is I she pulls her phone out because she's
trying to do that gotcha moment where she's why don't.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
You help young actors? Why don't you help actors who
aren't famous?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
And she's just busting his balls and he goes, you
act and she's like, yeah. He goes, come with me,
I'll let you be in tonight's play. I'll let you play.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I'll give you I'll find a part for you. And
she goes and she like, then she puts her phone down.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Of course, Yeah, she's like, I wasn't trying to, but
you can still hear the conversation. Denzel is saying, hey,
you want a shot, I'll give you a shot right now.
Nice And he gave the woman a shot. I don't
know what happened to her after that, but you know,
he seems to have helped out a lot of people.
He's paid for a lot of kids acting school, which
is pretty fucking amazing.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Yeah, that guy is great on so many levels.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
And there's a lot of videos of like of that,
like because he rides a subway in New York a
lot yeah, and people will just film him on the
subway and he'll like make a viral video for He'll
he'll do he'll like do something and he just seems
like a cool dude. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Yeah. Tom Hanks is like that too, where he'll just
he'll just show up, like he kept like busting into
people's weddings. Yeah, like he just happened to be walking
by and like, hey, there's wedding over there, and just
like all of us didn't show up, and that.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
You're more than welcome to eat whatever you want.
Speaker 8 (33:02):
Time.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Those two understand what a lot of famous people don't.
That one little moment of their day is not that
big a deal.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
But it is shame nobody world life.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Bill Murray is somebody who does is Bill Murray just
crashes weddings left and right, and people seem to love
that ding sure.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, and like hot ladies like that dude, Like who
was he dating? He wasn't he dating?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh he there was somebody she's like a hot model
or something.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
No, it wasn't. She wasn't he rumored to be dating
like Macy Gray or someone whoa.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Really wow, I knew it was like some black lady.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
I can't remember Macy Gray, like or maybe that was
somebody else could be.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
I'm not saying no, I'm just saying, Wow, that's.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
The name I haven't heard in a long time.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, Mazy Gray.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Callise, That's what it was. It was Caalise My milkshake brings.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
All the polls to the yard.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
And then that to me, fucking.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Bill Murray's hooking up with dude?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Wow, can you believe that?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Is that a current thing?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
It says in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Damn uh uh.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Now he's denied dating her, but like everyone from what
I understand her, like, it's.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
Fucking we're just friends.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, but that's just such a weird thought. Bill Murray
and Kalise my Milkshake brings all the boys.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
That is a weird mix.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Sorry for him.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Where there was like a couple hundred people waiting outside
for a concert or some kind of performance or show,
and he walked up to the ticket office bought all
the rest of the tickets and handed them out to
everybody in line, like the coolest thing you could do
as a rich person.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I would do shit like that.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I would do absolutely dumb cool ship like that, like
buy everyone's drinking a bar totally because we have there's.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
The story where he went behind the bar at like
a college bar and put it, opened up his own
tab and started pouring shots for everybody on it.
Speaker 7 (34:50):
Like that's a Bill Murray story.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
It's just a cool dude.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, he's cool, guys.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Goddamn Ghostbuster?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah yeah, all right, that does it for Have you
not seen that movie legend?
Speaker 5 (35:01):
I've seen Ghostbusters?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
All right, yeah, okay, got slime. I was about to rage.
She's been slimed, that's for sure. Just not at the movies.
Don't look at me.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
That is an inappropriate comment. I don't even know what
that means.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
You know what that means, could mean anything? All right,
that does it for us. How are you doing? You
want to you want to sing us a song? He's
writing an email.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
I think you sing a song of them.
Speaker 8 (35:25):
Called mister boss Man singers a song about your busy day.
Don't using your emails signature now, I would like to
know what it has to say. There go.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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