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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'll start it off with that.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I like that. That works. That works. That's what it
sounds like when I make combs. That's weird thing. And
he makes that sense. Now I'm relaxed. I think I
had a dry shot there.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Thanks for checking out The Donkey Show podcast turn online
at one five nine, the brew dot com, the iHeartRadio app,
or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner Drews here,
Lady Laura's here. It's actually it's actually little Chubbs Drew
and Laura.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, little chubb.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
He grew up. Man, I'm big chubs, little Chubbs. So
so how do we get how did I get nicknamed
little Chubs? Last week?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Your your mom out of to you about having a
chub in the vegetable aisle, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Mom My, weienie's getting hard and I don't know what
to do well Chubbs And she's like, I don't know
waist banded dude. Yeah, I don't remember the rest of us.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
And I actually never heard that story till she told
it on the air, and it's nice springing on you there.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Don't even know that it's true, but probably is. Yeah, well,
you know everybody needs one Chubb moment next to the celery.
I think it's right to pass. I do remember having
boners a lot as a kid. Though, I would have boner.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I feel like it's not a boy thing though, or
your body.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, it is a boy thing, and if you have
a boner, lord, I.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Mean I think I had a theory though, lady, boners
can happen because our thing is just a miniature version of.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Your I don't like to think about it either an
alien like, but I think I had excessive boners, like
I was, like I was like a horny kid early on.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
You know, nothing bad ever happened to me. I just
had boners, and I'd always think about naughty stuff. I
always try to watch like, you know, like on TV
if there was a booby scene, like I would just
have a boner all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
See for me, one of them were happening almost incidentally,
Like I remember being in high school that happened to
where it was like there was nothing sexual happening. It
was just happened to like have my pants in a
weird spot, and all of a sudden it starts to
it starts to grow, and you're in social studies and
you're like, how do I even adjust this to the
safety position? Yeah, and so you're like just like trying
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to go between it up your leg and up into
your there's a lot trying to get a chubb put
away in front of twenty seven kids.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Uncomfortable, right, And I would just pop boners all the
time and have to do that all the time, like
like a strong breeze comes by and I was just
just boner o'clock, big bone. Yeah, I would have boners
all the time. I still get it, Like every morning
I get.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The pea boner and it drives me nuts because, like
you know, Marcus, you know, having to pee with a boner.
It's difficult.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh, it's terrible. Just sit down, Like at that point,
I just don't know that.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I started Mark that's not subject.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
To pee on my goddamn walls before I sit down. Yeah, Marcus,
I said I would. I would pee in the middle
of the night, and I was stripped of all my manhood.
A dick's gone.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Look, I I'm sorry. I didn't figure this out until
my late thirties and maybe just at forty. But there's
nothing better than you got the pe boner and you
just sit down and let it happen because it's nice
and relaxing.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It's like you do have to, yeah, because the hard
party is like getting it in there. Yeah, you have to.
You have to back dip like dunkaro the thing, and
then you have to like allow it some space like
a dunkaroo. Yeah, and then you just kind of work
it down into that front portion.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Dunkero Dix. That's the name of today's podcast, Dunkaroo Dix.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And is there nothing grosser than when you have when
you do exactly what Marcus is talking about and then
the end of it touches the porcelain.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I'm gonna say, what's grosser, touching the porcelain or the water.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's the porcelain for me, Solin is what. Yeah, the
water's also, But in a boner situation, you're not hitting
the water. You're you're in a different direction.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
You're in Nordy And I gotta be honest, maybe that's
one of the things I didn't mention today, but that's
one of the reasons I won't sit down.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like, I always.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Have pea boners and there's no way I'm doing that
every single night because I get up like three times.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You declared your boner. The world knows you got a
chub when you get up Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Uh, three times in the night to pee and you
haven't had your prostate finger yet. You need to get that.
I've had it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's fine, yeah, she says.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
She said it's a little big, but they were fine there.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Like, is there like an exercise you can do yourself?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's a good question, you know, can you do.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
With that type of advice?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm doing it right now. I'm always squeezing the wreath.
As I look into you in your eyes, I amgling. Man,
maybe that will be today's podcast episode.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Man, I don't know, we'll figure it out. I like it,
but yeah, I do. I do get up a lot
to pe.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It is concerning because if I have like one or
two beers, man, I'm just peeing a lot. So I
brought it.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I would I would just sleep in the bathroom. I'd
be so annoyed.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It is annoying. Just wear a diaper.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
But I brought it up to my doctor and he
wasn't too concerned, which is good, but check and prostate
everything is fine.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I mean more concerned about your ram sleep. Getting up
three times, I want you to get a good nuss.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah, and it does. I mean, if you think about it,
I feel like that kind of stuff doesn't get better
with age. So if you're getting up three times now,
what's what's gonna be like.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Thirty one times by the time he's fifty.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I don't know where all the pea comes from too,
because I'll have like a full on, long bladder filled
p and then I'll go to sleep, and then like
an hour later, I'll wake up and another giante.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I have no idea. It always does blow me away
that I can just all pee and then like two
minutes later, as he get the pea sensation, you're like,
I emptied the Uneah, where's it all good?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Where is it coming?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
If they did say, though, you do a better job
of emptying it when you sit down.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
And I believe that because you know we're supposed to squat,
you know that's yeah, humans are designed.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I get it, but I don't I want a urinal
in my bathroom. Stern put one in his bathroom. Kind
of sweet I want that.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's a good idea.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Wouldn't you do that?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's pretty so it can't be that expensive. It's got
to be. You got to get a good one too,
not like the ones that spill over the edge here
at work. You know that if you don't watch it,
it'll just pile a little right off the front and
that'll catch your shoe and in your day.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
I think the most expensive thing if you install a
urinal is probably just the plumbing to get it there itself.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Probably isn't that much because toilets. Toilets aren't that great
deal actually, Like when you're like, oh god, I gotta
buy a toilet and then you realize it's a couple
hundred dollars instead of a thousand.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
That's why I was thinking. I was thinking about buying
a high tech one. Yeah, because I was a good day.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Have you you should sample I've never taught her on
your butthole and see how you're liking it.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Also, they don't have to get a whole new toilet
to get a bid dat. They have them that you
can just attach to your existing toilet.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
H Yeah, so just uh, you know, you know how
you can fill a straw with water and then you
can put your finger on the end. Just do that
and then just drop that on your butt.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
That's a little more forceful.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
If you love that, get the toilet.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Honestly, I was a little nervous about it too, and
then I was staying in an Airbnb one time and
I'm like, I'm just going to try it, and I
think it was just like the unexpectedness of it where
I'm like, oh, you.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Should have filmed yourself, like your face. I was like,
what some people have done that, it's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah, but it wasn't. It wasn't as startling as I
would have thought.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I've used a bidet because in Europe these were around
and when I was a kid, and it just I mean,
and now, as a kid you don't have a lot
of work to do back there, it felt over the top.
But for the kid who has everything, well.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I'll tell you, man, bedays sound like a great idea
because when we go to our bacon and beers, the
smell of butt can be in the air.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Sometimes it is, so maybe we'll give one away at
the stinkiest table.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Usually usually it's Tanner's bub Because we also found out
today that he wipes towards his ball sack.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I don't like towards my ball sack, but I do
go in from the front.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
He's a he's a front front Front. We did what
was that, front Wipers and hog Hunters or what was it?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I don't know, Gene, Yeah, they was that when we
did a paintball tournament with a front where.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I think it was two different ones. So one time
the team was called front, My team was called Front Wipers.
Another time the team was called hog Hunters.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I don't remember my names.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Wow, was on Front Wipers when that idiot shot me
in the shoe when we were standing there getting ready.
The guy goes, don't keep your guns pointed at the
ground and don't pull the trigger. Bang ah, what the fuck?
Like shot me right in the foot out in the.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Waiting area, like with a real gun.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, it was like drags that foot.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Where were you guys? Man?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But weird part is we gave that guy tickets to
do that.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I will say, my little brother shot me point blank
with a paintball gun once like your face, No, in
the back, but I was right up like he was
up in the business. Yeah, yeah, And I was carrying
a tennis racket and he shot me in the back
with a paint But why, why the hell my little
brother was carrying around a paintball gun?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I have no idea for that very reason to shoot
your spine.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I turned around and I smacked him in the face
with a tennis and he started crying, And then I
got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You could have killed him.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
He gave you a little well and you hit him
with a tennis sho But she didn't know, like she
just got shot with a paintball.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, I just if I.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Get shot with the paintball, I'm turning around and swing
and I don't care who it is.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I know.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
When it comes to parenting, whoever has the biggest wound
at the end is the one who gets relief. So
did you make a bleed or something? Maybe I put
those racket marks on his shape, but that's fine. Have
you ever been hitting the ass with one of those things?
It least they welt, But you know, in a.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Fashion, being shot by a paintball is still painful, and
when you're not expecting it, and when you're a child.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And here's the other thing, he's her little brother. I
went to war on the little brother you're automatically you're
at false.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
So I mean, I I is it is yours more
dangerous a weapon? Maybe, depending on how you use it,
but I get it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I would have done the same thing. I probably would
have hit him.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
I can tell you right now because this has happened
to me on our on our senior trip, we were
paintballing in Salt Lake City and I was walking off.
You know, you get shot, you have to put your
hand up and you walk off until the next round.
I'm walking off with my hands up and my gun
in the air, and like a nine year old kid
shoots me right in the back of the neck, just
above my shirt, right below the hairline. No cover. He
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was about seven feet away, And uh, I'm not you
guys know me, like, I'm not a violent person. I'm
not a fighter. I was climbing walls trying to get
to this kid. The referee had to come and pull
me off of the wall because he he jumped up
over a wall and shot me and then ducked back down,
and I was headed after him. I'd already ripped the
plug out of my gun. I was gonna empty every
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ball of paint that I had on that little bastard.
It can a listen a reaction that's a little bit lopsided.
Let's put it that way, because it really hurt. I
was bleeding, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Mean Marcus being shot in the shoe, and so he
was taking it out on my gris.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
The shoe shot. The reason I got so upset is
because that was after and so this is the second
time that I'd been like unceremoniously shot when I shouldn't
have been. That's the only two times I've ever paintballed,
you guys. Both times I've been shot when we ruined.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I got I got shot my oldest or not my
oldest brother, the first one to get married, my second
oldest brother, like twenty some years ago. We were at
his bachelor party in the daytime. Part of it before
like all the partying was to go paintballing, and everyone's
at that early twenties age and we're getting the safety
talk and they're like, you know, point the gun, do this,
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do that, and we turn to go walk to go
look at the at the actual course or like where
you play the battlefield, and one of these dudes has
been friends with my brother forever shoots me, like right,
in the baby fat back right chunk of my bag,
and the person in charge spins around who's shooting guns?
And I'm like ah, and the guy's like, oh, it
was an accident, not an accident. So when we're deep
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in the game, it's probably you know, forty five minutes later,
he no longer is thinking about me. He gets it's
out and when you get out out in the woods,
you got to put your gun up over your head
and it's like I'm hit and you walk off. And
I was like perched up in this spot and I
went revenge mode on this guy shot him like three
times in his back. And what it did was other
people saw it happen, and because everyone was like browing out,
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he just started getting shot. So he got shot by
like another three bullets, went poo poo poo, and then
finally just goes like motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Comes around. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I mean it was one of those so great, yeah,
when they just finally break stop shooting at me.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
I didn't enjoy paintball either. That's the only two times
I've ever done it. Was was then, and I just remember.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Having to crouch so much and being sore, and you're
in that paint if like, because I'm crawling around in
the greasy peat and saw and the walls look like
they've been comed on and if you touch them they
feel like they feel like it because it's just I.
It's not for me. It's a lot of anxiety. Those
things are going up against the wall because there's always
some kid in there who's really good at it and
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just smokes you. It's and it's more than that too.
It's the equipment disadvantage. We're shooting these guns where it's
squeeze the trigger one one, yeah, one, You've got to
lend me stuff, and they're all, yeah, thirty five shots
when we did it. That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
I don't have any paintball gear, so I just had
to use this stuff that this plays at SAM and
kids showed up with like machine gun paintball guns and
out of control, full on riot gear for paintball guns.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It's a very unfair game.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
At the one I was at in Salt Lake City,
they had banned fully automatic paintball guns. But the way
that you could get around it was you just couldn't
have a hopper on it if your gun was automatic,
so you didn't have like a like a reserve of paintballs.
So what they would do, they were these big gloves
and they would grab a handful of paintballs out of
their thing, and they would hold their hand over the
top and hold the trigger down and dump, you know,
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twenty paintballs in and then reach in and grab another handful.
So they're always fully automatic, but they just can't shoot
non stop. They just have to reload every now and then.
Absolutely unfair. I'm trying to run for my life across
this arena and it feels like I'm running away from
a goddamn sixteen Like it was.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I just jumped over three barrels and you guys are
still shooting.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's like Tommy gun versus long rifle in small room.
Go I'm not gonna win.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I jumped out with three barrels and tripped on the
tire and then think I just stood over you and
shot you right in the neck.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yeah, I don't think I ever. I don't think I've
ever played paintball. I was thinking that I have, but
I think maybe what I was doing was like fancy
laser tag.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Laser tag is fun.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
It was like, but it was outside and it was
at night, and it was set up like there were
bunkers and stuff, so it felt very much like cool
of course. But I'm like, I don't remember loading my
gun or having to wear special gear, so it must
have just been laser I mean it was fun though.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
I liked laser tag. You know, if you got a
cool vest and it vibrates and everything.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, get the list of stuff for sure.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
But it's I like to doing that, you know. I
always had fun doing it. Smell a little lane, just
killing the team of eleven year old yeah exactly, and
then talking crap exit the battlefield was always yeah, go
see your mom and have another slice of pizza in
the low. Last time I went to bull Ankles, I
did some laser tag and I had a good time.
Go check on your feelings in the hall. Real paintballers
like laser tag. What a bunch of bitch's. Definitely it's
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definitely not as a tough guy in their mind. Well
we'll admit it, and that's fine.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Less pain, but yeah, I was so sore after playing paintball,
just from the crouching, not getting hit by anything. I
definitely got hit a lot, but it's the crouching that
heard so much.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, that's why it's get cooked.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
I think the hardest part about I think the hardest
part about being about being a soldier Jesus Christ. I
think it just had a stroke a soldier, and being
a soldier would be like, yeah, just the marching, staying
put in one like dirt hole for three days.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, and squatting. I mean, wait, the squad uncomfortable positions
and shoveling. And that's probably why they put you through
the mentals in boot camp because it really easy.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
To quit and also picking up all your breath. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Are you guys having a hard time with the allergies
right now? Yeah, it's like the gene where Marcus lives.
This is the worst month on record, is what they're saying.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Yeah, it's been bad, dude, real bad. All right. I
had to run out to the store on Sunday. One
of the Corgies picked up a soft tissue injury, so
I was out hunting for like this specific painkiller for him.
I went to seven stores, like first thing in the morning,
and I came back to be with him for the
rest of the day and did not breathe out of
my nose for the rest of the afternoon. Yeah, it's
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that same I went that ghost of allergies. I drops
the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
I took Cooper for a walk yesterday and when I
got back, I just could not breathe in my nose.
At some point in the middle of the night when
I was sleeping, it opened up, but I just had
to breathe with my mouth open for a little bit
there because it was so bad. Oh and then I
noticed on Sunday when I took Cooper for a walk
and got him back home, I'm sitting on the cam
ouch and the tick crawls over my hand.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Oh shit.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Oh luckily, I literally because we were running in that
field and I thought maybe I should give him some
tick in free medication when we get home. So I
had given him some like ten minutes before that, just
with the well, that's good chance of that happening like
that was just chance.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's still very impressive that you got out in front
of it. The tick crawled across my hand and I
freaked out. I was like, what the fuck, get out
of my eye.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I actually so this is going to creep you guys out.
I don't know if I told you this. It was
a couple of weeks ago, after I'd gone mushroom hunting
with my friends, legal mushrooms or no legal ones like
the not the ones that don't make you see that's fun.
But I took a shower and everything like that, and
I came in here that it must have been the
monday after and I was just like running my hand
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through my hair and I was like, what is that
bumpy thing? And I and it was just like on
my hair, not on my skin, thank goodness. And I
pulled it out and it was a tick and I
was like, oh my, it is like so I threw
it on the ground and I was like, oh, I
probably should have killed them.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Where was it in your hand here? I was here,
Oh geez, yeah, it was probably that tick. I was like, sorry,
probably jumped on my foot and I took it home.
Please don't living ticks around. Just threw the tick on
the floor.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I was shocked. I wasn't expect then you did it.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You just forgot.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
It was like when Carrie in was here, like the
last week she was here, she spilt coffee in front
of the studio and said she cleaned it up, but
the stain still remains.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
She just stepped over it for a week and it.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Was nothing like a ticket. Tickets is much more dangerous.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
But you just so you're saying what you're doing is yeah,
but you just do it on the ground that you could.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I know, I just it was a knee jerk reaction.
I was like, I don't want this.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Does the thing die without something to chew on?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
I'm assuming so.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I'm gonna call Court and let him because he brings
his dog in here on the time.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
It was stop, Wow, you know you're putting dogs in danger.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
In here.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Excuse me, I'm trying to save Courts dog, you assholes. No,
he's Laura, Laura, and you asshole.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
I mean, I would never want Buckley to have a tick,
but his dog has not been in here since the
tick incident.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Well, the weekends ru.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Dogs are banned, and maybe it was dead already. I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
I still bring Cooper on the weekends. Banned, Hey Coop
or sorry, hey Coop. Court Laura told GELRD just told
us a story. And I don't know if you still
bring your dog Buckley in here, but if you do,
be careful because Laura just told us a story that
the other day she found a tick in her hair,
and she took it out, panicked and threw it on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
And walked away.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
No, gs, I don't. I don't bring Buckley in there
anymore because of the the unpleasantness with with Joey the dog. Yeah,
if I if I did bring him in, I would
I would definitely not bring him in anymore. If there's
ticks running around there, Laura.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Would do that.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Ticks running around. I didn't mean this is more.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Proof that you are the a hole. Wouldn't your dog
be in the most jeopardy because your dog's the one
and comes in the room she threw it in. My
dog has got the tick flea medication right now, the
good stuff. So I want one because they him and
they're dead.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
How How am I to know that you haven't been
bringing ticks in here, because you're the one who's been
going on hikes with Cooper all the time here.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
After hearing your story, I'm pretty sure I just took
ticks home from here. I took a lot of tick,
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Just hiking and actually foraging. You're out there foraging, which
is why you brought ticks home in your hair. You
might be infested. Have you gotten with the comb like
a and really gotten in there to see if that's
the only tick.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You should use the you should use the head life
shampoo too.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Do Have you ever found a tick on your dog? Marcus?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah, Actually, Elliott, we were hanging out here with my
parents and we looked down and there was like it
looked like kind of an eyebooger sitting right below his eye.
And I looked down at it and I was like,
what is that? And my dad was sitting here and
he goes, I think that thing's getting bigger. And we
got down real close and it was a tick and
it was actively sucking blood out of thea and he's fine,
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He was fine, but he right under his eye he
has a little, a little black spot now where the
fur never grew back where that tick was at a
little bastard.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah. To see it like in real time getting larger.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Oh yeah, it was crazy. And we took it outside.
And this is such a country boy things. My dad's
dealt with ticks his whole life. He walks it outside
and rather than like dropping it on the pavement and
stepping on it, he just throws it at the ground
really hard and it just exploded.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's good to know. So, Court, you haven't had a
deal with ticks with Buckley yet?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Uh? No, not with Buckley. I mean, I really he
doesn't go out into the grass and stuff like that.
I think the last time I had any experience with
a tick is when we were in sun River, I
think it was last year, and I just walked out
onto the golf course, just like the little verge of
high grass from our room to the golf course. I
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picked up a tick in like a second and I
just happened to like reach back and scratch. And I
thought it was a scab at first, and I was like, no,
that's a tick.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Well, I guess they can smell you. They don't have eyes,
and they can smell you coming and then they just
latch onto you as soon as you get close. How
hard is it to get I thought you had to
like burn it off? Did they If they.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Heard attached, that's what you do. But if they're not attached,
you just take it off.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
I remember I had one in my in my leg
when I was a little kid, and I had to
get a little light hot something.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, you can you can burn them off. You can
also if you rub like vaciline all the way around them. Basically,
it makes it so they can't breathe anymore, and then
they'll pull their head out and then you just like
flick them off.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh that sounds less dangerous than me cooking my leg.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah. True.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah. They also have a little a little remover. It
kind of looks like a green repair tool that's got
like a v in it, and you slide it underneath
of them and you twist it. And that makes sure
because they can like they can leave their head behind basically,
and they'll grow a new tick.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Son of them, and they're fatal if they go and
treated him well, you.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Can get lime disease, which isn't necessarily fatal.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
But what's the moral of the story here, Laura.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
The time I get a tick, I won't throw it
on the ground directly on either you or Tanner.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
You're so hostile to me if you give my kid
lime disease.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
I mean, it wouldn't. It's not my fault, it's the tick.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Are we friends, Laura?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
We're friends, right, We're pretty good friends, right, Yeah? But
I would still tick you if you were annoying.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Some medications out there, just like I wouldn't. All right, Court, Well,
what are you doing? You're working hard today?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
What you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, we're hardly working.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
All right?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Well?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
How well, which one is it? Court? What are you
working on right now?
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Like?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
What's what's the actual project you're working on right now?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Well, I'm doing a show working on that. And then
then I got some some promos to write, and I
got some some line to put in, and I got
some meetings to attend and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Nice, bring me one of those sobriety coins when you
get back from the meeting.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Hey, by the way, how your work meetings? How much
of these? And be honest, since the boss doesn't listen
to this? Your bosses, how much of these meetings are
just a giant waste of time?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I would tell them to their faces that they're all
mostly a giant waste of time. Most of them could
be done in five minutes, ten minutes, but they typically
string on for forty five maybe an hour. So you
talked to the sitting around bullshit.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
You talk to the corporate people a lot more than
we do. Why is that?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Did they just like to hear themselves talk? Do they
just think there's really smart and want to share their
knowledge with the world.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Why do they.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Why it's mostly everybody's scoring off. Everybody wants to tell
a story about the old days, or they you know,
oh I met this guy out this one time, and
or I have this great idea, and none of their
ideas are great and the stories are necessarily interesting.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
And you know how it was with our old boss.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
He would just like he would go on.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
He'd be like, all right, one quick story before we
go another half an hour.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Since we never met him in per person, you you
knew the mannerism, so do you remember? This was it?
He would go. He would go like this. He would
look off screen yep, and go, okay, one quick story,
and it does this thing with his mouth like he's
getting a spit together, and then he would lean in
and tell the story. Not a bad storyteller, but just
time wise. But he kind of wasn't.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
I didn't think he was a great storyteller because he
talked at you. You know, he would talk to you
in paragraphs. There was no like a conversation. It was
just blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. And then
it wasn't like, hey, what do you guys think? It
was like, all right, next agenda, blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah. And to me, that got annoying. I
like to converse.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Like That's why I like Court as a boss, because
he uh, you know, shuts up. He shuts up and
listens to us.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I don't want to talk to you, guys. I want
to be out of the room. That's that's the idea.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
And we appreciate you for that.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
But no, it's a team, you know, Like it's more
of like I love the last boss. I really do
like him as a person.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
But yeah, Sam, it was just kind of like, you know,
you just talk at us a bunch of shit that
you think is important, which it isn't usually, and then
you know, we just waste time for forty five minutes hm.
And uh yeah, it was just we've had some magical
bosses who like to hear themselves speak.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Well, this is I mean, this industry kind of lends
itself to that.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Well that's the thing too, Like you know, Court, you
know this from being on the radio. Some of these
shows are on for years and years and years, and
just like Drew and myself. We've been on doing it
together now for what twenty two years. Yeah, we've been
through countless bosses, and every one of them come in
and do and say the same thing they talked shit
about the last guy. They say, the station's a shithole,
I'm gonna fix it and wrap it up. And within
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a year or two they're either fired or quit and
then we're still standing except.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You Court, You're the anomaly. The anomaly. Court was fired
once and they brought them back because they realized it
was a mistake. So he's got another six months till
we're back on to repeat the loop.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
For sure, will I will be fired again before you guys,
I guarantee it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Oh don't. First of all, that jinxes us more like
how dare also worried about your future? But that felt
like you just just I mean, you're gonna get fired.
It's just a matter of But no, like a lot
of them, you know, it is the truth. It is
a revolving door with a lot of pds, and not
every pds this way.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Some pds are really cool and and you know want
to hear your ideas, and it's a team and it's
not like you work for me type situation, which I
get that that's the case on paper, but you know
it shouldn't feel like that in a creative environment.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I work with you, and in court we got a
special deal too, because he's not brought here to do this.
He is a product of the community. He is a rate.
I'm a radio legend around here. Absolutely, he's done it.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
And so anybody who's actually been in that position before
knows what you're going through.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
It knows your you know your struggles, your strengths, all
those things. He gets it on a level that so
many did not. So I do appreciate that. I mean,
he's still gone in six months.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
But it's just so funny to me that they these
guys come in like their ship don't stink, and they're
just saying the same thing the last guy said, just
in a different maybe a slightly different accent.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
You have to because you're hired to do a job,
and it usually it's to turn radio station around. So
you have to and be like, all right.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
From my perspective, who sees this every two years? Your
diamond dozen? So why should I listen? I'll listen to
you just because I have to.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
But like, deep down, I'm thinking, why should I have
to listen to you.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Come in and talk to a bunch of people you've
never met before and basically encompass their entire body of
work and say it's a shithole and I'm going to
fix it. That Also, it's a real easy way to
tell everybody that they're a shithole, and that.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Puts your walls up. You know when that happens.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Seth, you're all gonna talking about this the other day.
He goes, the worst note I ever got from an
executive was just a simple sentence. This scene is not funny,
and he says, if you want an easy way to
get people to not listen to you say something like that.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, can you explain why you might think that? You
don't just declare like makes you the fucking executive?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
You suit?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Maybe you don't get it, sorry, and everyone else thinks
it's funny. I get hot about to suit. You pass
it on to another person, pass your note to the left,
and you should come over and rub my back to
the left. To the left a lot of action day.
That's probably a sweaty back. By now, I'm pretty good.
I've been sweating balls. Is from so high you know,
when you win an argument with Lauria, you feel pretty
good about it.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
So I don't think you won that argument. I mean,
I'm actually pretty confident.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I don't think. I don't think I lost. There's definitely
more assholes on your side, that's for sure. Did you
tell everyone on your friend's list to call here?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I mean the assholes are the louder people. Let's just
be honest, right Marcus? Oh, of course, so loud best
answer of the day right there, loudest.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Three loudest people on this podcast, right now? How dare
you are mad?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Everyone's a dude, but you're not loud? You're not You
were yelling.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
I'm the most soft spoken person in.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
This you were yelling earlier Las it was.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Throwing live tits in the room as a female.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Yeah, that's true, guys, what you didn't know I did it? Though?
You want to know why? Because I wasn't loud about it.
If Tanner would have seen a spider.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Like, he would have left it to kill his friends. Hurtful,
but fair hurtful.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Yeah, that's the sound I make when I'm speeding down
the right lane, passing because you're raging.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
You're raging you're an asshole driver.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
He's laughing.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
That actually would be awesome. Please do that on the way, laughing,
monkey my belly. That's all I got for you today.
All right, Court, Uh, we love you as a boss.
You're one of our favorites. Yeah, everything we said does
not pertend to you. I do Actually we actually do
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care no bullshit Like I adore Court. He's one of
my favorite people. He's a smart guy. He's calm.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
When he does get pissed, it's kind of scary because
he doesn't get pissed often. I mean, he's just good,
a good friend, good boss, good got to talk to. Yeah,
full blown alcoholic and hates his wife.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
But everything else is a tendency to hit.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
But other than that, pretty much loves his wife.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
He does a little too much.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
The stalking, Well, I mean that's how you that's how
you get a wife. You stalk them until they until
they say yes. That's how it works.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
You know, that's not it worked for him. The other
people who tried to they are incarcerated, but it worked
for him. That's true when people said that or in prison.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
So all right, Court, so say by Marcus because he's
not your boss, So so you can say whatever you
want to our boss right now, Marcus, he's not your boss.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Say whatever you want to him.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I to be honest with you, Court's my favorite non
boss that I've ever had, because I've always had this
thing about authority that's like this guy's an asshole. But
Court's never done that. He's always been cool to me.
But seriously, don't get fired in six months. Court. We
love your round here. But if you do, I can
always use another trucking podcast host.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Sign me up? Would sign me up?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
One?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Very good? Marcus took the classy route. That's the very
manly of him. Very good. You can tell us later
what all right?
Speaker 6 (32:10):
That does it for us today? You guys, it was
a fun show today. I had a lot of fun.
I'm tired, that's all.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It's good. That's right. Voice is apparently blown now. It's
just just like these allergies on this flip. You're a
stripper and I strip and smoke a lot.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
T packs of don't we know it?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
The sour slug?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Ye, what's that?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
He hung up the fuse. I did it to him earlier.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I'm flipping it.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah, But we didn't get the dial tones.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
It was more satisfance.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Right.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
We got him when we did it, all right, Marcus,
Thanks Bud. We'll talk to you tomorrow, my friend.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Later, guys.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey Show.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'll start it off with that.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I like that. That works. That works. That's what it
sounds like when I make combs. That's weird thing. And
he makes that sense. Now I'm relaxed. I think I
had a dry shot there.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Thanks for checking out The Donkey Show podcast turn online
at one five nine, the brew dot com, the iHeartRadio app,
or wherever you listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner Drews here,
Lady Laura's here. It's actually it's actually little Chubbs Drew
and Laura.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, little chubb.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
He grew up. Man, I'm big chubs, little Chubbs. So
so how do we get how did I get nicknamed
little Chubs? Last week?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Your your mom out of to you about having a
chub in the vegetable aisle, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Mom My, weienie's getting hard and I don't know what
to do well Chubbs And she's like, I don't know
waist banded dude. Yeah, I don't remember the rest of us.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
And I actually never heard that story till she told
it on the air, and it's nice springing on you there.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Don't even know that it's true, but probably is. Yeah, well,
you know everybody needs one Chubb moment next to the celery.
I think it's right to pass. I do remember having
boners a lot as a kid. Though, I would have boner.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
I feel like it's not a boy thing though, or
your body.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, it is a boy thing, and if you have
a boner, lord, I.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Mean I think I had a theory though, lady, boners
can happen because our thing is just a miniature version of.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Your I don't like to think about it either an
alien like, but I think I had excessive boners, like
I was, like I was like a horny kid early on.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
You know, nothing bad ever happened to me. I just
had boners, and I'd always think about naughty stuff. I
always try to watch like, you know, like on TV
if there was a booby scene, like I would just
have a boner all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
See for me, one of them were happening almost incidentally,
Like I remember being in high school that happened to
where it was like there was nothing sexual happening. It
was just happened to like have my pants in a
weird spot, and all of a sudden it starts to
it starts to grow, and you're in social studies and
you're like, how do I even adjust this to the
safety position? Yeah, and so you're like just like trying
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to go between it up your leg and up into
your there's a lot trying to get a chubb put
away in front of twenty seven kids.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Uncomfortable, right, And I would just pop boners all the
time and have to do that all the time, like
like a strong breeze comes by and I was just
just boner o'clock, big bone. Yeah, I would have boners
all the time. I still get it, Like every morning
I get.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
The pea boner and it drives me nuts because, like
you know, Marcus, you know, having to pee with a boner.
It's difficult.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh, it's terrible. Just sit down, Like at that point,
I just don't know that.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I started Mark that's not subject.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
To pee on my goddamn walls before I sit down. Yeah, Marcus,
I said I would. I would pee in the middle
of the night, and I was stripped of all my manhood.
A dick's gone.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Look, I I'm sorry. I didn't figure this out until
my late thirties and maybe just at forty. But there's
nothing better than you got the pe boner and you
just sit down and let it happen because it's nice
and relaxing.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
It's like you do have to, yeah, because the hard
party is like getting it in there. Yeah, you have to.
You have to back dip like dunkaro the thing, and
then you have to like allow it some space like
a dunkaroo. Yeah, and then you just kind of work
it down into that front portion.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Dunkero Dix. That's the name of today's podcast, Dunkaroo Dix.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And is there nothing grosser than when you have when
you do exactly what Marcus is talking about and then
the end of it touches the porcelain.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I'm gonna say, what's grosser, touching the porcelain or the water.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's the porcelain for me, Solin is what. Yeah, the
water's also, But in a boner situation, you're not hitting
the water. You're you're in a different direction.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
You're in Nordy And I gotta be honest, maybe that's
one of the things I didn't mention today, but that's
one of the reasons I won't sit down.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like, I always.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Have pea boners and there's no way I'm doing that
every single night because I get up like three times.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You declared your boner. The world knows you got a
chub when you get up Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Uh, three times in the night to pee and you
haven't had your prostate finger yet. You need to get that.
I've had it.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's fine, yeah, she says.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
She said it's a little big, but they were fine there.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Like, is there like an exercise you can do yourself?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's a good question, you know, can you do.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
With that type of advice?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm doing it right now. I'm always squeezing the wreath.
As I look into you in your eyes, I amgling. Man,
maybe that will be today's podcast episode.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Man, I don't know, we'll figure it out. I like it,
but yeah, I do. I do get up a lot
to pe.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It is concerning because if I have like one or
two beers, man, I'm just peeing a lot. So I
brought it.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
I would I would just sleep in the bathroom. I'd
be so annoyed.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It is annoying. Just wear a diaper.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
But I brought it up to my doctor and he
wasn't too concerned, which is good, but check and prostate
everything is fine.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I mean more concerned about your ram sleep. Getting up
three times, I want you to get a good nuss.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah, and it does. I mean, if you think about it,
I feel like that kind of stuff doesn't get better
with age. So if you're getting up three times now,
what's what's gonna be like.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Thirty one times by the time he's fifty.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I don't know where all the pea comes from too,
because I'll have like a full on, long bladder filled
p and then I'll go to sleep, and then like
an hour later, I'll wake up and another giante.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I have no idea. It always does blow me away
that I can just all pee and then like two
minutes later, as he get the pea sensation, you're like,
I emptied the Uneah, where's it all good?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Where is it coming?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
If they did say, though, you do a better job
of emptying it when you sit down.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
And I believe that because you know we're supposed to squat,
you know that's yeah, humans are designed.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I get it, but I don't I want a urinal
in my bathroom. Stern put one in his bathroom. Kind
of sweet I want that.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's a good idea.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Wouldn't you do that?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's pretty so it can't be that expensive. It's got
to be. You got to get a good one too,
not like the ones that spill over the edge here
at work. You know that if you don't watch it,
it'll just pile a little right off the front and
that'll catch your shoe and in your day.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
I think the most expensive thing if you install a
urinal is probably just the plumbing to get it there itself.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Probably isn't that much because toilets. Toilets aren't that great
deal actually, Like when you're like, oh god, I gotta
buy a toilet and then you realize it's a couple
hundred dollars instead of a thousand.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
That's why I was thinking. I was thinking about buying
a high tech one. Yeah, because I was a good day.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Have you you should sample I've never taught her on
your butthole and see how you're liking it.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Also, they don't have to get a whole new toilet
to get a bid dat. They have them that you
can just attach to your existing toilet.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
H Yeah, so just uh, you know, you know how
you can fill a straw with water and then you
can put your finger on the end. Just do that
and then just drop that on your butt.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
That's a little more forceful.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
If you love that, get the toilet.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Honestly, I was a little nervous about it too, and
then I was staying in an Airbnb one time and
I'm like, I'm just going to try it, and I
think it was just like the unexpectedness of it where
I'm like, oh, you.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Should have filmed yourself, like your face. I was like,
what some people have done that, it's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah, but it wasn't. It wasn't as startling as I
would have thought.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I've used a bidet because in Europe these were around
and when I was a kid, and it just I mean,
and now, as a kid you don't have a lot
of work to do back there, it felt over the top.
But for the kid who has everything, well.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I'll tell you, man, bedays sound like a great idea
because when we go to our bacon and beers, the
smell of butt can be in the air.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Sometimes it is, so maybe we'll give one away at
the stinkiest table.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Usually usually it's Tanner's bub Because we also found out
today that he wipes towards his ball sack.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I don't like towards my ball sack, but I do
go in from the front.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
He's a he's a front front Front. We did what
was that, front Wipers and hog Hunters or what was it?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I don't know, Gene, Yeah, they was that when we
did a paintball tournament with a front where.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I think it was two different ones. So one time
the team was called front, My team was called Front Wipers.
Another time the team was called hog Hunters.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I don't remember my names.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Wow, was on Front Wipers when that idiot shot me
in the shoe when we were standing there getting ready.
The guy goes, don't keep your guns pointed at the
ground and don't pull the trigger. Bang ah, what the fuck?
Like shot me right in the foot out in the.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Waiting area, like with a real gun.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, it was like drags that foot.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Where were you guys? Man?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But weird part is we gave that guy tickets to
do that.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I will say, my little brother shot me point blank
with a paintball gun once like your face, No, in
the back, but I was right up like he was
up in the business. Yeah, yeah, And I was carrying
a tennis racket and he shot me in the back
with a paint But why, why the hell my little
brother was carrying around a paintball gun?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I have no idea for that very reason to shoot
your spine.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I turned around and I smacked him in the face
with a tennis and he started crying, And then I
got in trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You could have killed him.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
He gave you a little well and you hit him
with a tennis sho But she didn't know, like she
just got shot with a paintball.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, I just if I.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Get shot with the paintball, I'm turning around and swing
and I don't care who it is.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I know.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
When it comes to parenting, whoever has the biggest wound
at the end is the one who gets relief. So
did you make a bleed or something? Maybe I put
those racket marks on his shape, but that's fine. Have
you ever been hitting the ass with one of those things?
It least they welt, But you know, in a.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Fashion, being shot by a paintball is still painful, and
when you're not expecting it, and when you're a child.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And here's the other thing, he's her little brother. I
went to war on the little brother you're automatically you're
at false.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
So I mean, I I is it is yours more
dangerous a weapon? Maybe, depending on how you use it,
but I get it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I would have done the same thing. I probably would
have hit him.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
I can tell you right now because this has happened
to me on our on our senior trip, we were
paintballing in Salt Lake City and I was walking off.
You know, you get shot, you have to put your
hand up and you walk off until the next round.
I'm walking off with my hands up and my gun
in the air, and like a nine year old kid
shoots me right in the back of the neck, just
above my shirt, right below the hairline. No cover. He
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was about seven feet away, And uh, I'm not you
guys know me, like, I'm not a violent person. I'm
not a fighter. I was climbing walls trying to get
to this kid. The referee had to come and pull
me off of the wall because he he jumped up
over a wall and shot me and then ducked back down,
and I was headed after him. I'd already ripped the
plug out of my gun. I was gonna empty every
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ball of paint that I had on that little bastard.
It can a listen a reaction that's a little bit lopsided.
Let's put it that way, because it really hurt. I
was bleeding, Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Mean Marcus being shot in the shoe, and so he
was taking it out on my gris.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
The shoe shot. The reason I got so upset is
because that was after and so this is the second
time that I'd been like unceremoniously shot when I shouldn't
have been. That's the only two times I've ever paintballed,
you guys. Both times I've been shot when we ruined.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I got I got shot my oldest or not my
oldest brother, the first one to get married, my second
oldest brother, like twenty some years ago. We were at
his bachelor party in the daytime. Part of it before
like all the partying was to go paintballing, and everyone's
at that early twenties age and we're getting the safety
talk and they're like, you know, point the gun, do this,
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do that, and we turn to go walk to go
look at the at the actual course or like where
you play the battlefield, and one of these dudes has
been friends with my brother forever shoots me, like right,
in the baby fat back right chunk of my bag,
and the person in charge spins around who's shooting guns?
And I'm like ah, and the guy's like, oh, it
was an accident, not an accident. So when we're deep
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in the game, it's probably you know, forty five minutes later,
he no longer is thinking about me. He gets it's
out and when you get out out in the woods,
you got to put your gun up over your head
and it's like I'm hit and you walk off. And
I was like perched up in this spot and I
went revenge mode on this guy shot him like three
times in his back. And what it did was other
people saw it happen, and because everyone was like browing out,
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he just started getting shot. So he got shot by
like another three bullets, went poo poo poo, and then
finally just goes like motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Comes around. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I mean it was one of those so great, yeah,
when they just finally break stop shooting at me.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
I didn't enjoy paintball either. That's the only two times
I've ever done it. Was was then, and I just remember.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Having to crouch so much and being sore, and you're
in that paint if like, because I'm crawling around in
the greasy peat and saw and the walls look like
they've been comed on and if you touch them they
feel like they feel like it because it's just I.
It's not for me. It's a lot of anxiety. Those
things are going up against the wall because there's always
some kid in there who's really good at it and
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just smokes you. It's and it's more than that too.
It's the equipment disadvantage. We're shooting these guns where it's
squeeze the trigger one one, yeah, one, You've got to
lend me stuff, and they're all, yeah, thirty five shots
when we did it. That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
I don't have any paintball gear, so I just had
to use this stuff that this plays at SAM and
kids showed up with like machine gun paintball guns and
out of control, full on riot gear for paintball guns.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
It's a very unfair game.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
At the one I was at in Salt Lake City,
they had banned fully automatic paintball guns. But the way
that you could get around it was you just couldn't
have a hopper on it if your gun was automatic,
so you didn't have like a like a reserve of paintballs.
So what they would do, they were these big gloves
and they would grab a handful of paintballs out of
their thing, and they would hold their hand over the
top and hold the trigger down and dump, you know,
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twenty paintballs in and then reach in and grab another handful.
So they're always fully automatic, but they just can't shoot
non stop. They just have to reload every now and then.
Absolutely unfair. I'm trying to run for my life across
this arena and it feels like I'm running away from
a goddamn sixteen Like it was.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I just jumped over three barrels and you guys are
still shooting.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
Now.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's like Tommy gun versus long rifle in small room.
Go I'm not gonna win.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I jumped out with three barrels and tripped on the
tire and then think I just stood over you and
shot you right in the neck.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Yeah, I don't think I ever. I don't think I've
ever played paintball. I was thinking that I have, but
I think maybe what I was doing was like fancy
laser tag.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Laser tag is fun.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
It was like, but it was outside and it was
at night, and it was set up like there were
bunkers and stuff, so it felt very much like cool
of course. But I'm like, I don't remember loading my
gun or having to wear special gear, so it must
have just been laser I mean it was fun though.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
I liked laser tag. You know, if you got a
cool vest and it vibrates and everything.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, get the list of stuff for sure.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
But it's I like to doing that, you know. I
always had fun doing it. Smell a little lane, just
killing the team of eleven year old yeah exactly, and
then talking crap exit the battlefield was always yeah, go
see your mom and have another slice of pizza in
the low. Last time I went to bull Ankles, I
did some laser tag and I had a good time.
Go check on your feelings in the hall. Real paintballers
like laser tag. What a bunch of bitch's. Definitely it's
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definitely not as a tough guy in their mind. Well
we'll admit it, and that's fine.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Less pain, but yeah, I was so sore after playing paintball,
just from the crouching, not getting hit by anything. I
definitely got hit a lot, but it's the crouching that
heard so much.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, that's why it's get cooked.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
I think the hardest part about I think the hardest
part about being about being a soldier Jesus Christ. I
think it just had a stroke a soldier, and being
a soldier would be like, yeah, just the marching, staying
put in one like dirt hole for three days.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, and squatting. I mean, wait, the squad uncomfortable positions
and shoveling. And that's probably why they put you through
the mentals in boot camp because it really easy.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
To quit and also picking up all your breath. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Are you guys having a hard time with the allergies
right now? Yeah, it's like the gene where Marcus lives.
This is the worst month on record, is what they're saying.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Yeah, it's been bad, dude, real bad. All right. I
had to run out to the store on Sunday. One
of the Corgies picked up a soft tissue injury, so
I was out hunting for like this specific painkiller for him.
I went to seven stores, like first thing in the morning,
and I came back to be with him for the
rest of the day and did not breathe out of
my nose for the rest of the afternoon. Yeah, it's
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that same I went that ghost of allergies. I drops
the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
I took Cooper for a walk yesterday and when I
got back, I just could not breathe in my nose.
At some point in the middle of the night when
I was sleeping, it opened up, but I just had
to breathe with my mouth open for a little bit
there because it was so bad. Oh and then I
noticed on Sunday when I took Cooper for a walk
and got him back home, I'm sitting on the cam
ouch and the tick crawls over my hand.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Oh shit.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Oh luckily, I literally because we were running in that
field and I thought maybe I should give him some
tick in free medication when we get home. So I
had given him some like ten minutes before that, just
with the well, that's good chance of that happening like
that was just chance.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's still very impressive that you got out in front
of it. The tick crawled across my hand and I
freaked out. I was like, what the fuck, get out
of my eye.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
I actually so this is going to creep you guys out.
I don't know if I told you this. It was
a couple of weeks ago, after I'd gone mushroom hunting
with my friends, legal mushrooms or no legal ones like
the not the ones that don't make you see that's fun.
But I took a shower and everything like that, and
I came in here that it must have been the
monday after and I was just like running my hand
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through my hair and I was like, what is that
bumpy thing? And I and it was just like on
my hair, not on my skin, thank goodness. And I
pulled it out and it was a tick and I
was like, oh my, it is like so I threw
it on the ground and I was like, oh, I
probably should have killed them.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Where was it in your hand here? I was here,
Oh geez, yeah, it was probably that tick. I was like, sorry,
probably jumped on my foot and I took it home.
Please don't living ticks around. Just threw the tick on
the floor.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I was shocked. I wasn't expect then you did it.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You just forgot.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
It was like when Carrie in was here, like the
last week she was here, she spilt coffee in front
of the studio and said she cleaned it up, but
the stain still remains.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
She just stepped over it for a week and it.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Was nothing like a ticket. Tickets is much more dangerous.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
But you just so you're saying what you're doing is yeah,
but you just do it on the ground that you could.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I know, I just it was a knee jerk reaction.
I was like, I don't want this.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Does the thing die without something to chew on?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
I'm assuming so.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I'm gonna call Court and let him because he brings
his dog in here on the time.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
It was stop, Wow, you know you're putting dogs in danger.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
In here.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Excuse me, I'm trying to save Courts dog, you assholes. No,
he's Laura, Laura, and you asshole.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
I mean, I would never want Buckley to have a tick,
but his dog has not been in here since the
tick incident.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Well, the weekends ru.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Dogs are banned, and maybe it was dead already. I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
I still bring Cooper on the weekends. Banned, Hey Coop
or sorry, hey Coop. Court Laura told GELRD just told
us a story. And I don't know if you still
bring your dog Buckley in here, but if you do,
be careful because Laura just told us a story that
the other day she found a tick in her hair,
and she took it out, panicked and threw it on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
And walked away.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
No, gs, I don't. I don't bring Buckley in there
anymore because of the the unpleasantness with with Joey the dog. Yeah,
if I if I did bring him in, I would
I would definitely not bring him in anymore. If there's
ticks running around there, Laura.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Would do that.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Ticks running around. I didn't mean this is more.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Proof that you are the a hole. Wouldn't your dog
be in the most jeopardy because your dog's the one
and comes in the room she threw it in. My
dog has got the tick flea medication right now, the
good stuff. So I want one because they him and
they're dead.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
How How am I to know that you haven't been
bringing ticks in here, because you're the one who's been
going on hikes with Cooper all the time here.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
After hearing your story, I'm pretty sure I just took
ticks home from here. I took a lot of tick,
I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Just hiking and actually foraging. You're out there foraging, which
is why you brought ticks home in your hair. You
might be infested. Have you gotten with the comb like
a and really gotten in there to see if that's
the only tick.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You should use the you should use the head life
shampoo too.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Do Have you ever found a tick on your dog? Marcus?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah, Actually, Elliott, we were hanging out here with my
parents and we looked down and there was like it
looked like kind of an eyebooger sitting right below his eye.
And I looked down at it and I was like,
what is that? And my dad was sitting here and
he goes, I think that thing's getting bigger. And we
got down real close and it was a tick and
it was actively sucking blood out of thea and he's fine,
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He was fine, but he right under his eye he
has a little, a little black spot now where the
fur never grew back where that tick was at a
little bastard.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah. To see it like in real time getting larger.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Oh yeah, it was crazy. And we took it outside.
And this is such a country boy things. My dad's
dealt with ticks his whole life. He walks it outside
and rather than like dropping it on the pavement and
stepping on it, he just throws it at the ground
really hard and it just exploded.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's good to know. So, Court, you haven't had a
deal with ticks with Buckley yet?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Uh? No, not with Buckley. I mean, I really he
doesn't go out into the grass and stuff like that.
I think the last time I had any experience with
a tick is when we were in sun River, I
think it was last year, and I just walked out
onto the golf course, just like the little verge of
high grass from our room to the golf course. I
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picked up a tick in like a second and I
just happened to like reach back and scratch. And I
thought it was a scab at first, and I was like, no,
that's a tick.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Well, I guess they can smell you. They don't have eyes,
and they can smell you coming and then they just
latch onto you as soon as you get close. How
hard is it to get I thought you had to
like burn it off? Did they If they.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Heard attached, that's what you do. But if they're not attached,
you just take it off.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
I remember I had one in my in my leg
when I was a little kid, and I had to
get a little light hot something.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, you can you can burn them off. You can
also if you rub like vaciline all the way around them. Basically,
it makes it so they can't breathe anymore, and then
they'll pull their head out and then you just like
flick them off.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh that sounds less dangerous than me cooking my leg.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah. True.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Yeah. They also have a little a little remover. It
kind of looks like a green repair tool that's got
like a v in it, and you slide it underneath
of them and you twist it. And that makes sure
because they can like they can leave their head behind basically,
and they'll grow a new tick.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Son of them, and they're fatal if they go and
treated him well, you.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Can get lime disease, which isn't necessarily fatal.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
But what's the moral of the story here, Laura.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
The time I get a tick, I won't throw it
on the ground directly on either you or Tanner.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
You're so hostile to me if you give my kid
lime disease.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
I mean, it wouldn't. It's not my fault, it's the tick.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Are we friends, Laura?
Speaker 5 (23:25):
We're friends, right, We're pretty good friends, right, Yeah? But
I would still tick you if you were annoying.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Some medications out there, just like I wouldn't. All right, Court, Well,
what are you doing? You're working hard today?
Speaker 5 (23:36):
What you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, we're hardly working.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
All right?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Well?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
How well, which one is it? Court? What are you
working on right now?
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Like?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
What's what's the actual project you're working on right now?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Well, I'm doing a show working on that. And then
then I got some some promos to write, and I
got some some line to put in, and I got
some meetings to attend and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Nice, bring me one of those sobriety coins when you
get back from the meeting.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Hey, by the way, how your work meetings? How much
of these? And be honest, since the boss doesn't listen
to this? Your bosses, how much of these meetings are
just a giant waste of time?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I would tell them to their faces that they're all
mostly a giant waste of time. Most of them could
be done in five minutes, ten minutes, but they typically
string on for forty five maybe an hour. So you
talked to the sitting around bullshit.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
You talk to the corporate people a lot more than
we do. Why is that?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Did they just like to hear themselves talk? Do they
just think there's really smart and want to share their
knowledge with the world.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Why do they.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Why it's mostly everybody's scoring off. Everybody wants to tell
a story about the old days, or they you know,
oh I met this guy out this one time, and
or I have this great idea, and none of their
ideas are great and the stories are necessarily interesting.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
And you know how it was with our old boss.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
He would just like he would go on.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
He'd be like, all right, one quick story before we
go another half an hour.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Since we never met him in per person, you you
knew the mannerism, so do you remember? This was it?
He would go. He would go like this. He would
look off screen yep, and go, okay, one quick story,
and it does this thing with his mouth like he's
getting a spit together, and then he would lean in
and tell the story. Not a bad storyteller, but just
time wise. But he kind of wasn't.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
I didn't think he was a great storyteller because he
talked at you. You know, he would talk to you
in paragraphs. There was no like a conversation. It was
just blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. And then
it wasn't like, hey, what do you guys think? It
was like, all right, next agenda, blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah. And to me, that got annoying. I
like to converse.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Like That's why I like Court as a boss, because
he uh, you know, shuts up. He shuts up and
listens to us.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I don't want to talk to you, guys. I want
to be out of the room. That's that's the idea.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
And we appreciate you for that.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
But no, it's a team, you know, Like it's more
of like I love the last boss. I really do
like him as a person.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
But yeah, Sam, it was just kind of like, you know,
you just talk at us a bunch of shit that
you think is important, which it isn't usually, and then
you know, we just waste time for forty five minutes hm.
And uh yeah, it was just we've had some magical
bosses who like to hear themselves speak.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Well, this is I mean, this industry kind of lends
itself to that.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
Well that's the thing too, Like you know, Court, you
know this from being on the radio. Some of these
shows are on for years and years and years, and
just like Drew and myself. We've been on doing it
together now for what twenty two years. Yeah, we've been
through countless bosses, and every one of them come in
and do and say the same thing they talked shit
about the last guy. They say, the station's a shithole,
I'm gonna fix it and wrap it up. And within
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a year or two they're either fired or quit and
then we're still standing except.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
You Court, You're the anomaly. The anomaly. Court was fired
once and they brought them back because they realized it
was a mistake. So he's got another six months till
we're back on to repeat the loop.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
For sure, will I will be fired again before you guys,
I guarantee it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Oh don't. First of all, that jinxes us more like
how dare also worried about your future? But that felt
like you just just I mean, you're gonna get fired.
It's just a matter of But no, like a lot
of them, you know, it is the truth. It is
a revolving door with a lot of pds, and not
every pds this way.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Some pds are really cool and and you know want
to hear your ideas, and it's a team and it's
not like you work for me type situation, which I
get that that's the case on paper, but you know
it shouldn't feel like that in a creative environment.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I work with you, and in court we got a
special deal too, because he's not brought here to do this.
He is a product of the community. He is a rate.
I'm a radio legend around here. Absolutely, he's done it.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
And so anybody who's actually been in that position before
knows what you're going through.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
It knows your you know your struggles, your strengths, all
those things. He gets it on a level that so
many did not. So I do appreciate that. I mean,
he's still gone in six months.
Speaker 6 (27:48):
But it's just so funny to me that they these
guys come in like their ship don't stink, and they're
just saying the same thing the last guy said, just
in a different maybe a slightly different accent.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
You have to because you're hired to do a job,
and it usually it's to turn radio station around. So
you have to and be like, all right.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
From my perspective, who sees this every two years? Your
diamond dozen? So why should I listen? I'll listen to
you just because I have to.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
But like, deep down, I'm thinking, why should I have
to listen to you.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Come in and talk to a bunch of people you've
never met before and basically encompass their entire body of
work and say it's a shithole and I'm going to
fix it. That Also, it's a real easy way to
tell everybody that they're a shithole, and that.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Puts your walls up. You know when that happens.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Seth, you're all gonna talking about this the other day.
He goes, the worst note I ever got from an
executive was just a simple sentence. This scene is not funny,
and he says, if you want an easy way to
get people to not listen to you say something like that.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, can you explain why you might think that? You
don't just declare like makes you the fucking executive?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
You suit?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Maybe you don't get it, sorry, and everyone else thinks
it's funny. I get hot about to suit. You pass
it on to another person, pass your note to the left,
and you should come over and rub my back to
the left. To the left a lot of action day.
That's probably a sweaty back. By now, I'm pretty good.
I've been sweating balls. Is from so high you know,
when you win an argument with Lauria, you feel pretty
good about it.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
So I don't think you won that argument. I mean,
I'm actually pretty confident.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I don't think. I don't think I lost. There's definitely
more assholes on your side, that's for sure. Did you
tell everyone on your friend's list to call here?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I mean the assholes are the louder people. Let's just
be honest, right Marcus? Oh, of course, so loud best
answer of the day right there, loudest.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Three loudest people on this podcast, right now? How dare
you are mad?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Everyone's a dude, but you're not loud? You're not You
were yelling.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
I'm the most soft spoken person in.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
This you were yelling earlier Las it was.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Throwing live tits in the room as a female.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Yeah, that's true, guys, what you didn't know I did it? Though?
You want to know why? Because I wasn't loud about it.
If Tanner would have seen a spider.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Like, he would have left it to kill his friends. Hurtful,
but fair hurtful.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Yeah, that's the sound I make when I'm speeding down
the right lane, passing because you're raging.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
You're raging you're an asshole driver.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
He's laughing.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
That actually would be awesome. Please do that on the way, laughing,
monkey my belly. That's all I got for you today.
All right, Court, Uh, we love you as a boss.
You're one of our favorites. Yeah, everything we said does
not pertend to you. I do Actually we actually do
(30:48):
care no bullshit Like I adore Court. He's one of
my favorite people. He's a smart guy. He's calm.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
When he does get pissed, it's kind of scary because
he doesn't get pissed often. I mean, he's just good,
a good friend, good boss, good got to talk to. Yeah,
full blown alcoholic and hates his wife.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
But everything else is a tendency to hit.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
But other than that, pretty much loves his wife.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
He does a little too much.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
The stalking, Well, I mean that's how you that's how
you get a wife. You stalk them until they until
they say yes. That's how it works.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
You know, that's not it worked for him. The other
people who tried to they are incarcerated, but it worked
for him. That's true when people said that or in prison.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
So all right, Court, so say by Marcus because he's
not your boss, So so you can say whatever you
want to our boss right now, Marcus, he's not your boss.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Say whatever you want to him.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
I to be honest with you, Court's my favorite non
boss that I've ever had, because I've always had this
thing about authority that's like this guy's an asshole. But
Court's never done that. He's always been cool to me.
But seriously, don't get fired in six months. Court. We
love your round here. But if you do, I can
always use another trucking podcast host.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Sign me up? Would sign me up?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
One?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Very good? Marcus took the classy route. That's the very
manly of him. Very good. You can tell us later
what all right?
Speaker 6 (32:10):
That does it for us today? You guys, it was
a fun show today. I had a lot of fun.
I'm tired, that's all.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It's good. That's right. Voice is apparently blown now. It's
just just like these allergies on this flip. You're a
stripper and I strip and smoke a lot.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
T packs of don't we know it?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
The sour slug?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Ye, what's that?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
He hung up the fuse. I did it to him earlier.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I'm flipping it.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Yeah, But we didn't get the dial tones.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
It was more satisfance.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
Right.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
We got him when we did it, all right, Marcus,
Thanks Bud. We'll talk to you tomorrow, my friend.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Later, guys.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one oh five nine the brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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