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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner Drew and Laura's Donkey shown.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Show What's Up Kids?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What's Up?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Chance?
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Thank you for checking out Tanner Drew and Laura's Donkey
Joan Moncasto Yes. Heard online at one of five nine,
the brew dot Com, the iHeartRadio app, or wherever you
listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner Drew here, Laura's here, Courts here,
Marcus is here, Gang Gang Boom, what hell?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
I got a clip I want to play for you,
and boy is it a doozy. I found this on
the Internet just scrolling through TikTok and it just popped
up in my feed.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
This, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I love watching weird people on the internet, Like people
who don't like aren't really aware of their quirkiness or awkwardness.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, are op center.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
You'll see guys go and women go viral just for
being weird, and they don't really understand why they're going viral,
you know what I mean. I love that type of
stuff because those people are usually pretty genuine and odd
and I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, and they're lost in their own A lot of
them are lost in their own delusions, like the kid
who just.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Comes on the internet says, oh my my dad won't
let me have dairy because I shit all over the
place I liked.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Kind of you do.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
You envy those people sometimes, like who are just so
ignorant and unaware of their own.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Surround Unaware is not about place.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
I mean, the rest of us are laughing at them,
but they don't know that there living their lives.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know. The alternative is terrible, right, like knowing that
you're getting roasted, Like at least you're defended from yourself
with your own stupidity.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, so let me play this clip for you. I
don't I don't know much about this kid. This is
the only video from this kid that I've seen. But
he posted a video because he's trying to tell ladies
to stop bothering him. He's not interested in you, ladies.
He's all about video games, video games for life.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And the way you tell he's gonna talk to you,
you would think this guy is a casanova.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Sure, and he's like he's like, I'm not I don't
like these bitches.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Like he's yeah, he's like he's super super rude about
super rude about it. He's really kind of and some
sort of an allergy because he's got a rash all
over his face.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Yeah, it looks like maybe some some rosetia. He should
use some cream.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You know what I like? You know what I like
less than bitches females?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Oh yeah, I hate.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I don't know any women you're like appreciate being female.
But anyways, a couple of females down here, y'all.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, it's demoralizing. It makes you an item rather than.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
A person, right, And this kid does this, he does
all this, but he's one of those kids where like
he doesn't understand, like girls aren't really reaching out to you.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
If they are, they're trolling you on the internet.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Because he's got these teeth that are I don't think
he brushes because you can see that the crusted over
there's like.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
A tartar line, the whole tartar party going.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
On parter party, and it looks like it looks I
swear to God, and I'm not trying to be mean
because if it's a rosetia thing, I feel bad, but
you know what I mean, it looks like someone took
a squat above his face and shipped on him.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well it's like he doesn't. He's definitely not taking care
of his skin. There's crust he's up under his because.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It looks like red spots, like little tiny little red
freckles all over his face where it's like somebody's blood
splattered their dodo like.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Bug like a buckshot. It's somebody where to hate you,
and you survived.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
And then he says this.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Good morning, everybody. Hello, this is Reaper, and I am
back with another announcement. All right, all you bitches, all
you females, all you women.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
He does it right away.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
All right, all you bitches, all you females, all you women.
If you are coming to my page looking for a relationship,
go fuck yourself because I am not leaving my video
games for no bitch. I'm sorry. Video games are my priority.
Women are nothing but cancer and a total disgrace to
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this fucking society.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Like I was gonna say, this guy's been hurt, but
I don't think he's ever talked to a girl right
like basic on the way.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
He looks and he acts, I don't think it's ever happened.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
I don't think this is a big issue for him,
Like women coming into his page looking for a relationship.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
If you know, if you look at the the comments
there are, but they're they're trolling him.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, exactly, They want to get a reaction.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Women are nothing but cancer and a total disgrace to
this fucking society.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Disgrace to society.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
But you girls are not of interest to me. I
don't know how many times I can say that without
actually going.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Blue in the face, but never going blue in the face.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
So please go fuck yourself. Find another man to bother
Do not be bothering men at fucking four three two
am in the fucking morning.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Goes backwards.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, four four three two am in the fucking morning.
We actual normal people are actually fucking sleeping. Please go
fuck yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Video game for life.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hell, at least he's nice, he said. Please.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, and if he goes blue in the face due
to his rash, he'd actually be purple because the color
wheel says red and blue make purple.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I just I don't understand people like that, But boy
do I love that they aren't aware and they put
them stuff on the internet.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
Yeah, Marcus, I think we should all thank this guy
for leaving some pussy for the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And it's one of those deals that I think the
anger is born out of. It's the it's the only
thing you can do other than be sad about it,
you know. So like I know dudes who have gotten
back seated by girls and they they're mad.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Animosity about We've all watched adolescence.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah we know, you know, yeah, people can pop.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Not saying this kid's gonna, you know, go on a
killing Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I just like, she doesn't look to me like he's
ever had a contact with a girl in real life.
You know what makes me wonder that, like, is he uh,
is he angry or does he just so? Is he
so in love the video games that that's his priority?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
And maybe there's a little bit of both, because he
seems really I've never met a man who is so
upset by somebody sliding into his d M.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Yeah, I think this is defensive.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
I think this is this is him like he's he's
probably been rejected before.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
And this is him like lashing out. I don't need
you girls anyhow, My video games that's all I need.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You have never left me on red or coasted me.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And you could probably venture a guess that he wasn't
raised in a house where the mom was that great
of a figure, right, because if not just that, my
mom would kill me for talking like that. You should
be raised by someone that makes that an impossible comment
to come out of your mouth. So I'm guessing it
wasn't the sweetest home situation where Reaper was allowed to
sit there and let his rash fester.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I've never even thought of that. I've never thought like that.
I've never been angry at women like that, Like, because.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Women have done you right in the past. Like, not
just people you want to have sex with, the ones
who raise you are what make you have respect.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Those women, my grandmother's, my mother, my aunts. I had
a great support system. I was raised by all women.
There was like no men in my life.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And so it would be impossible for you to blanket
all women that way. That's why I believe this guy's
got a situation well.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Online if you want to check it out. But he's
he's he's a piece of work. Yeah, Marcus, I hate.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
The buzzword, but this kind of sounds like in cell behavior.
That's exactly cancer to society.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
That whole thing.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
That sounds like somebody stood you up and ghosted you,
left you on red and you've decided to write a
manifesto about it, Like, maybe not too many times it's
happened to him. It only took once, and it shoved
him right over.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I personally don't think he's ever even gotten that far
to have a girl heard him. I think it's one
of those things where girls never even pay him attention.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Probably so he's hot about it.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
That's what I think, because you look at a guy
and I go, there's no way a girl's been interested
in this fucking dude.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, you know that personality though.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
I mean, at least at least he's got his priorities straight, right,
I mean he's he doesn't care about women.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Video games for life, and you know, so that's that's all.
That's all he needs fair enough.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
What he plays probably some nerdy fantasy games.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
That's what this is over Tanner. I think that the
only relationship he's probably ever had was a girl that
he played Fortnite with and she bought Michelangelo and that's
what he wanted, and the whole thing fell apart.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Now, manifesto.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's probably one of those guys too, where it's like
he falls in love with her on the game, sends
her a d d M about it, and she reminds
him that that's an impossibility, right, and then anger ensues.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Just whacking it to overwatch or something like that.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
All right, well, our big beat my Meat competition, speaking
of whacking it is coming up Friday if you're listening
to this on April ninth, Wednesdaypril ninths when we recorded it.
So Casey and Drew are going head to head Friday
to see who can cook the best Tomahawks steak. We
have an actual food critic, Andrea Dame Wood from the
(08:44):
Portland Mercury.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
He's going to be on board and she's awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
She's really cool.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, I enjoyed having her on.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Colin from Goldberg Jones will also be a judge. I'll
be a judge.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Laurel will be a judge, and then we're gonna choose
a listener from the crowd to be the fifth judge.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Mystery tongue.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah and so yeah, then we're gonna find out on court.
Do we ask you which way you're leaning? Do you
think it's gonna be?
Speaker 10 (09:04):
You did?
Speaker 8 (09:05):
I'm fifty to fifty because I haven't had I haven't
sampled any meat from either one of these guys, so
I couldn't say for sure whether their their skills are
up there.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
And Andrea had a good point.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
She goes, you know, because Drew's hasn't cooked on a
charcoal grill in ten years, but he's cooked the tomahawks steak. Yeah,
Casey cooks on a charcoal grill that hasn't cooked the tomahawks.
Oh yeah, so those are both kind of equal. She
thought it was offsetting, which you know she did. When
we said tomahawks, she made a sound which a little
nerve wracking, right.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
I think the tomahawk mixed with the charcoal. She's like, Wow,
this is going to be really interesting.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
So I'm just surprised skepticles.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I think she was skeptical that we could do it
on it because she she thought it'd be hard enough
because a lot of times when you do these things,
you're finishing it in the oven, you're resting it indoors,
you're using a gas grill, all these different things that
you can control how it's gonna go. And when she
heard charcoal and tomahawk, that's not it's not a beginner's
a competition, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, See that's what makes me like that what makes
that makes you nervous for both of you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, and I definitely I think I told you earlier.
I woke up thinking about it this morning about you
know what, knife, how how am I going to regulate temp?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Who, I've got a charcoal.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
The only thing I'm nervous for you about is the
fact that you haven't cooked on a charcoal Groll in
ten years. That's the only thing that I'm like concerned about.
Other than that, I'd be like, I think Trew's pretty
good at dialing things in like this. Yeah, but you know,
everyone says Casey is too, But you know, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
I can't wait to go like full Gordon Ramsey and
if there is even the slightest bit of raw meat
in there, I'm going to toss the entire plate against
the wall.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And that's what's funny about steak is that's all in
the eye of the beholder. Because one man's raw as
another lady's overdone.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Norton Ramsey knows, and and if he knows, then I
know because I watched a lot of those shows.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
So it fucking raw.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, I if you don't start, it's not a Friday show.
So I do want I do want you to get hot.
I just hope at beef.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Yeah, see what else there's just I'm just I'm nervous.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I have sweaty palms.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
And I think about it because you know, like one
person's going to be bummed out, even though Casey says
he's not going to be bummed out, he's going to
be a little bit sure deep down inside.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, you want to win in the end, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Even if it's and we've been joking about your manhood
on the line and this, that and the other thing.
And I mean, even if that's not the case. It's
like nobody wants to lose.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Because like imagine if and now, if I lose, all
I'll see in my mind is he that you lost.
But if for him, if he were to lose and
I were to win, and you I watched you eat
his steak, because I'll know what A and B is
and the second you take a bite, and if it's
freaking delicious to you in my mind, now, grant and
he doesn't get to have my grill or anything, but
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that would be an accomplishment. If somebody does not like
the steak, that is far worse than anything you could
do to me. You can take my grill and throw
it off the roof. If you don't like the steak,
that's on me.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Well, and I don't think it's willing to I don't
think it's going to be we like the steak versus
we don't like the steak.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I think both are going to be great.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Were correct if you were cooking on his normal grill?
I think that it's a toss up.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, it's definitely a toss up. But I've got a
couple of not secrets, but I got a couple of
tricks I've been working on to regulate temp.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I'm surprised you haven't, like, actually just pulled a charcoal
grill out and just tried.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I just don't have one, I know. But you said
your brothers did.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I said they might have one, I mean, and it
would be in a shed somewhere, you know, like to
go to someone's house and charcoal is an hour's long process.
It's not like, hey, can I roll on your deck
while you're at soccer prat Well.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I'm just saying, I know Casey.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Actually, I think he told me yesterday in private that
he did fire up a couple of sticks I'd.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Like to ask him that, because he didn't tell me that.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I mean, I do think I almost love that you're not.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Doing it beforehand, because I think it makes it a
more authentic experience.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, I would feel more comfortable.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
You don't have to take out a second mortgage on
your house to buy that many Tomahawk ribbis. There's really
no way to test cook this without cooking it.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Let me call Let me call Casey and double check
and see if he's actually I thought that's what I
heard him say yesterday, But sometimes I don't listening to you, and.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
He said that these steaks average seventy five dollars.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
But and even if you do pre cook, like if
you try it out ahead of that doesn't necessarily mean
it's going to work on the day. Because you see
those guys on a Great British Baking show, they all
get to try out something at home first to make
sure they know how to cook. They make it and
then go on the show and then they blow it.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
That's what I fear, and I mean cooking in the
comfort of your own home, Like you said, it's just
like a completely.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Different hey about Hey, well, you sound like you just
woke up are highly annoyed.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Maybe both.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Did I hear you say yesterday that you actually did
practice with the tomahawk steak on a charcoal grill recently?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Or did I?
Speaker 10 (13:54):
I did not?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
No, I did not.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Okay, well, okay, so now you're even Yeah playing Field thought.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Him say I was I was going to do well,
not tomahawk, but I was gonna do some sort of
steak last night, but I got home too.
Speaker 10 (14:09):
Late and it just it didn't work out.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So no, man, I'm going I'm going at it at
this point, just gonna raw dog it and see what happened.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Okay, that's that. That's better because Drew's doing the same thing.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So coming in rock.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
So Casey's providing both of the grills, right m hm,
So case are you?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Uh yeah, should we have these inspected first? We should
clean and make sure.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Yeah, because he.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Didn't say he could have sabotage.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
He's he's gonna rip like I don't know, like gasoline
on on Drew's or something like that, just just throw
off the flavor.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I didn't like that thing up. D You know, we
gotta clean grill over there a beef h Yeah, the
brand new.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Never been, never been cooked on.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You don't strike me as a cheater. I don't. I
don't see you doing what.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
That is one thing about him. He does have integrity,
and so I think he wants to beat me, but
he doesn't want a cheat to beat me.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
He is going to hide a bunch of styrofoam inside
the the charcoal burget briquettes before they go up.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
And yeah, it's like, what.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Is that smell he has done? Like hot flas. I mean,
you can choose, you can choose the cooker you want
to use.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
You can.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'm down for whatever, dude, let's just make it happen.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Well, Friday morning, it's going down and I'm really excited.
So the winner is going to get a brand new charcoal,
brand new Weber charcoal grill courtesy of Goldberg Jones Divorceerman
checked him out at one hundred Divorce and Colin's gonna
be one of the judges too, so because you look
at his palace, he's sponsoring the whole thing, so he
has to be a judge.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
He says he's not the best at barbecuing, but that
he loves barbecuing. He knows if it's that's that's it.
He'll be a tough one to crack as well.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
All right, I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
So are you guys gonna taste your own?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I mean you absolutely.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I think after it's all done and we decide a winner,
I think sure I.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Will taste my own before you have a bite of it.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Okay, that's what I was gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, yeah, I think I'm gonna know because that way
I know which piece to get you.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, Like afterwards you can try cases, he can. What's
the competition?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Say, I'll save beef a champion slice of beef.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
I've always tried to tell my own I can't reach.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's the common problem.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Court.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I was glad to let you lick my bone.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Alright, I'll see.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I bet that bone will be pretty tasty. Someone's take
it to someone's dog, nice and salty.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
So the it's all going to start at six am.
Thanks case.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
It's all going to start at six am Friday morning,
and then I think around eight o'clock is we're going
to do the taste testing with the judges and all
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So yeah, buddy, it's going down. I'm ready to have
it off my shoulders. Yeah, you know. Uh, ten am
on Friday is going to be sweet relief.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
All right.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
So yesterday we mentioned on the air just for hot
second that a biotech firm claims who have brought back
dire wolves back from extinction.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
George R.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Martin, who wrote the Game of Thrones books, actually helped
invested in the project and actually helped fund the thing.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Man, I've seen so many videos of these cute little.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
They're pretty curious, like it's like howling. It's adorable.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
But I've I heard that they're really stand offish, like
they don't even like the people raised them, which is
kind of weird, like are.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The soul and they're on private five thousand acres of
private land, but ato unquote secure.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
I also read this article that was saying, like, have
dire wolves been brought back to the extinction?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
No, And it was like saying, like it's kind of
the kind.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Of word but like part of it, it's like they
have these are just normals dire wolf characteristics because of
the DNA they.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Found something because they still a normal wolf gave birth
to them, right, so it's still I think they use
a grave wolf.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
They mixed the DNA.
Speaker 10 (17:31):
It's Jurassic Park.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
They had to do the same thing with Jurassic Park,
where they the DNA was incoplete, so we used frog
DNA or we use the you know this kind of DNA,
so they were complete quote exactly.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Yeah, So the same thing except with dire wolves.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
Yeah, and that I think the thing that we learned
from Jurassic Park is they're going to murder as alta idea.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
The defence will not hold.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
So here's a clip from the Today Show reporting on
the biotech firm claiming they've got the wolves.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
It's an animal that hasn't existed for some thirteen thousand years,
the dire wolf, made famous on the television series Game
of Thrones.
Speaker 10 (18:07):
It's a dire wolf.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
There are no dire wolf south of the Wolf now
that at five, but.
Speaker 11 (18:13):
The long extinct species now making global headlines for a
new reason. A Dallas based biotech company saying they've resurrected
the giant ice age wolf, essentially bringing it back to
life through a process called de extinction.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
And so the animals are are like they showed the
videos of puppies, but I guess they're actually older than that.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Now.
Speaker 10 (18:33):
Yeah, they've they've been around for like a year. I
think or something.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
So the thing is, like they just told us yesterday,
what are they doing that they're not telling us about.
You know, somewhere they're working on this with humans, right,
They're doing some fucking weird splicer shit.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Well, even the guy who is the head of this,
he said that the AI that they're using is ever evolving,
like so we're starting to need less and less DNA
sample in order to be able to make it like
the dire Wolf itself. The crazy thing is the skeletons
that they had found had been in play where it's
too dry and killed all the DNA, or too wet
and killed all the DNA. It wasn't until they found
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the head of one at the mouth of a cave
that had a perfect temperature that they were able to
steal the DNA from a tooth. And in each and
every one of us, I just learned this that the
densest collection of your DNA that stays the longest is
inside your inter ear and there's a little chunk in
there that that is if you're gonna get it, you're
gonna get it right there. And that's how we got it. Now,
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we didn't get a full sample, and that's why we
had to, you know, kind of like milk it a little.
But they're saying that the AI is ever learning and
that we're gonna be better.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Dude, I I this is the thing that I don't like.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I like, I love the science, like pushing in advancing science,
but messing with like DNA and playing god, that to
me is really scary.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
And I don't like it when like these fiction sci
fi movies become real life.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
You know, the whole the thing about those movies is
that they're movies. They're not real.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
We don't have to worry about that ever happening because
it's impossible.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
And now it's mm hmm, yeah.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
We try it on something that isn't an apex goddamn predator.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
That's the other thing left.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
They could have left the Raptors and the t Rex
out of Jurassic Park and we would have had an
Attenborough documentary, but no, they had to bring those two
and fuck up.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Well, because here's the thing. If if science can do it,
they don't. I don't think they care about morality. If
they think they I think I can do it, they're
going to do it.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
But to Marcus's point, like they've been talking about bringing
back the Dodo bird, why didn't we start there? Well?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And the other thing about this company that made the
dire Wolf, there wasn't a single scientist working there when
they started the project. So think about who normally tells
you to pump the brakes a science.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Scientists know there's gotta be some guardrails put in placement.
They've got to put some laws up or something.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Our story just isn't old enough because it sounds at
first it's like, oh, these get been around for a year. Yeah,
it's not until year five that they kill everybody at
the ranch and break out, Like you've got to give
them time to realize that they hate the fact that
they're here. And again, the other one you hear all
the time is like, what we're moving on to the
wooly mammoth? Oh good, that sounds even better. Something that
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can just crash through a building, like start with bugs,
and once we get past bugs, maybe like like crabs
and shrimp, like sea bugs. You know, I just I like,
I'm with you, Tanner. I love seeing science move forward.
I hate that we tried the dumbest thing first, and
it makes Jeff Nold blooms quote in Jurassic Park ever
more poignant. You were too busy worrying about whether or
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not you could, and you never stopped to think about
whether or not you should.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
I'm also a believer in what John Stewart said once.
It was he was on the uh, he was almost
ephen Colbert h during the pandemic, and.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
He goes, uh, what did he say? He goes, fuck,
I lost it.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Something about whether you should or shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
I tried.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
What were back me up here?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
We were talking about.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Jeff gold Old Jurassic Park and whether you should or
whether you could.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Marcus did the I lost it all. You didn't stop
looking enough to see shadowy what I had.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
A good point blue screen that.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Fucking John Stewart being.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Oh yeah, John Stewart said science is gonna kill us all.
When they made the when they split the atom, what's
the first thing they did, power city or drop a bomb?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, we dropped a fucking bomb.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah we don't make the right.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
So like, yeah, that's the thing. Like maybe I'm reading
this book right now. It's called twenty thirty It's called
twenty thirty two. When Ai becomes president and they're twenty
thirty two, we vote a fucking algorithm and as president, well,
you know.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
It's crazy about that. Maybe we need well and I
honestly I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I wouldn't either happen.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I feel like it's so far off the market.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Fifty hundred years from now, can see it happened.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
Depends on the algorithm.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
I mean, if it's you know, if it's like something basic,
you know like chat, GPT or something like that, I
cannot do that day.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
But if if it's Skynett, I'm not I'm not voting well.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Skye will just you know, it'll have a different name.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It'll a happy camp.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
I've all seen ex Machina, Like, I just feel like
that's yeah, it's gonna be pretty.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah, I always.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I do hope that when AI does become self aware
that it's chill, you.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Know it ease not pissed off at it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, let's hope.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
But I don't know. It's not looking good.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Every time any turns on what Ultron do right away
court negative behavior fucking shut up.
Speaker 10 (23:20):
Yeah right, that's that's what robots do. Yeah, I do,
it does.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
That's why you give them an infinity stunt.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Du well that does it for us. I think, all right,
I'm exhausted already.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
It's just Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
You're good forever left.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Except for Friday. It's going to be so great because
all we have to do is sit back and have
people cook for it.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Sounds exhausting, Well, it'll be fun.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
We will see it tomorrow. For on Thursday, April tenth,
We've got another pair of tickets. See actually one more
pair of tickets to see the Blazers take on the Warriors,
and then we'll get you qualified for the cores Light
Silver seats and announce the grand prize winner on Friday.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I think, yeah, boody, all right.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
We'll see then, say by Marcus Marcus transportation terminated.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five nine the brew dot com.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner Drew and Laura's Donkey shown.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Show What's Up Kids?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What's Up?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Chance?
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Thank you for checking out Tanner Drew and Laura's Donkey
Joan Moncasto Yes. Heard online at one of five nine,
the brew dot Com, the iHeartRadio app, or wherever you
listen to podcasts. I'm Tanner Drew here, Laura's here, Courts here,
Marcus is here, Gang Gang Boom, what hell?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
I got a clip I want to play for you,
and boy is it a doozy. I found this on
the Internet just scrolling through TikTok and it just popped
up in my feed.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
This, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I love watching weird people on the internet, Like people
who don't like aren't really aware of their quirkiness or awkwardness.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, are op center.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
You'll see guys go and women go viral just for
being weird, and they don't really understand why they're going viral,
you know what I mean. I love that type of
stuff because those people are usually pretty genuine and odd
and I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, and they're lost in their own A lot of
them are lost in their own delusions, like the kid
who just.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Comes on the internet says, oh my my dad won't
let me have dairy because I shit all over the
place I liked.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Kind of you do.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
You envy those people sometimes, like who are just so
ignorant and unaware of their own.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Surround Unaware is not about place.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
I mean, the rest of us are laughing at them,
but they don't know that there living their lives.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You know. The alternative is terrible, right, like knowing that
you're getting roasted, Like at least you're defended from yourself
with your own stupidity.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, so let me play this clip for you. I
don't I don't know much about this kid. This is
the only video from this kid that I've seen. But
he posted a video because he's trying to tell ladies
to stop bothering him. He's not interested in you, ladies.
He's all about video games, video games for life.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
And the way you tell he's gonna talk to you,
you would think this guy is a casanova.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Sure, and he's like he's like, I'm not I don't
like these bitches.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Like he's yeah, he's like he's super super rude about
super rude about it. He's really kind of and some
sort of an allergy because he's got a rash all
over his face.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Yeah, it looks like maybe some some rosetia. He should
use some cream.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You know what I like? You know what I like
less than bitches females?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Oh yeah, I hate.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I don't know any women you're like appreciate being female.
But anyways, a couple of females down here, y'all.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, it's demoralizing. It makes you an item rather than.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
A person, right, And this kid does this, he does
all this, but he's one of those kids where like
he doesn't understand, like girls aren't really reaching out to you.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
If they are, they're trolling you on the internet.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Because he's got these teeth that are I don't think
he brushes because you can see that the crusted over
there's like.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
A tartar line, the whole tartar party going.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
On parter party, and it looks like it looks I
swear to God, and I'm not trying to be mean
because if it's a rosetia thing, I feel bad, but
you know what I mean, it looks like someone took
a squat above his face and shipped on him.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well it's like he doesn't. He's definitely not taking care
of his skin. There's crust he's up under his because.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It looks like red spots, like little tiny little red
freckles all over his face where it's like somebody's blood
splattered their dodo like.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Bug like a buckshot. It's somebody where to hate you,
and you survived.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
And then he says this.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Good morning, everybody. Hello, this is Reaper, and I am
back with another announcement. All right, all you bitches, all
you females, all you women.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
He does it right away.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
All right, all you bitches, all you females, all you women.
If you are coming to my page looking for a relationship,
go fuck yourself because I am not leaving my video
games for no bitch. I'm sorry. Video games are my priority.
Women are nothing but cancer and a total disgrace to
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this fucking society.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Like I was gonna say, this guy's been hurt, but
I don't think he's ever talked to a girl right
like basic on the way.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
He looks and he acts, I don't think it's ever happened.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
I don't think this is a big issue for him,
Like women coming into his page looking for a relationship.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
If you know, if you look at the the comments
there are, but they're they're trolling him.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, exactly, They want to get a reaction.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Women are nothing but cancer and a total disgrace to
this fucking society.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Disgrace to society.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
But you girls are not of interest to me. I
don't know how many times I can say that without
actually going.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Blue in the face, but never going blue in the face.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
So please go fuck yourself. Find another man to bother
Do not be bothering men at fucking four three two
am in the fucking morning.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Goes backwards.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, four four three two am in the fucking morning.
We actual normal people are actually fucking sleeping. Please go
fuck yourself.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Video game for life.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Hell, at least he's nice, he said. Please.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, and if he goes blue in the face due
to his rash, he'd actually be purple because the color
wheel says red and blue make purple.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I just I don't understand people like that, But boy
do I love that they aren't aware and they put
them stuff on the internet.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
Yeah, Marcus, I think we should all thank this guy
for leaving some pussy for the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And it's one of those deals that I think the
anger is born out of. It's the it's the only
thing you can do other than be sad about it,
you know. So like I know dudes who have gotten
back seated by girls and they they're mad.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Animosity about We've all watched adolescence.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah we know, you know, yeah, people can pop.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Not saying this kid's gonna, you know, go on a
killing Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I just like, she doesn't look to me like he's
ever had a contact with a girl in real life.
You know what makes me wonder that, like, is he uh,
is he angry or does he just so? Is he
so in love the video games that that's his priority?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
And maybe there's a little bit of both, because he
seems really I've never met a man who is so
upset by somebody sliding into his d M.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Yeah, I think this is defensive.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
I think this is this is him like he's he's
probably been rejected before.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
And this is him like lashing out. I don't need
you girls anyhow, My video games that's all I need.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You have never left me on red or coasted me.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And you could probably venture a guess that he wasn't
raised in a house where the mom was that great
of a figure, right, because if not just that, my
mom would kill me for talking like that. You should
be raised by someone that makes that an impossible comment
to come out of your mouth. So I'm guessing it
wasn't the sweetest home situation where Reaper was allowed to
sit there and let his rash fester.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
I've never even thought of that. I've never thought like that.
I've never been angry at women like that, Like, because.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Women have done you right in the past. Like, not
just people you want to have sex with, the ones
who raise you are what make you have respect.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Those women, my grandmother's, my mother, my aunts. I had
a great support system. I was raised by all women.
There was like no men in my life.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And so it would be impossible for you to blanket
all women that way. That's why I believe this guy's
got a situation well.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Online if you want to check it out. But he's
he's he's a piece of work. Yeah, Marcus, I hate.
Speaker 9 (07:04):
The buzzword, but this kind of sounds like in cell behavior.
That's exactly cancer to society.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
That whole thing.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
That sounds like somebody stood you up and ghosted you,
left you on red and you've decided to write a
manifesto about it, Like, maybe not too many times it's
happened to him. It only took once, and it shoved
him right over.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I personally don't think he's ever even gotten that far
to have a girl heard him. I think it's one
of those things where girls never even pay him attention.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Probably so he's hot about it.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
That's what I think, because you look at a guy
and I go, there's no way a girl's been interested
in this fucking dude.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, you know that personality though.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
I mean, at least at least he's got his priorities straight, right,
I mean he's he doesn't care about women.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Video games for life, and you know, so that's that's all.
That's all he needs fair enough.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
What he plays probably some nerdy fantasy games.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
That's what this is over Tanner. I think that the
only relationship he's probably ever had was a girl that
he played Fortnite with and she bought Michelangelo and that's
what he wanted, and the whole thing fell apart.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Now, manifesto.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
It's probably one of those guys too, where it's like
he falls in love with her on the game, sends
her a d d M about it, and she reminds
him that that's an impossibility, right, and then anger ensues.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Just whacking it to overwatch or something like that.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
All right, well, our big beat my Meat competition, speaking
of whacking it is coming up Friday if you're listening
to this on April ninth, Wednesdaypril ninths when we recorded it.
So Casey and Drew are going head to head Friday
to see who can cook the best Tomahawks steak. We
have an actual food critic, Andrea Dame Wood from the
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Portland Mercury.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
He's going to be on board and she's awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
She's really cool.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, I enjoyed having her on.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Colin from Goldberg Jones will also be a judge. I'll
be a judge.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Laurel will be a judge, and then we're gonna choose
a listener from the crowd to be the fifth judge.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Mystery tongue.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah and so yeah, then we're gonna find out on court.
Do we ask you which way you're leaning? Do you
think it's gonna be?
Speaker 10 (09:04):
You did?
Speaker 8 (09:05):
I'm fifty to fifty because I haven't had I haven't
sampled any meat from either one of these guys, so
I couldn't say for sure whether their their skills are
up there.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
And Andrea had a good point.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
She goes, you know, because Drew's hasn't cooked on a
charcoal grill in ten years, but he's cooked the tomahawks steak. Yeah,
Casey cooks on a charcoal grill that hasn't cooked the tomahawks.
Oh yeah, so those are both kind of equal. She
thought it was offsetting, which you know she did. When
we said tomahawks, she made a sound which a little
nerve wracking, right.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
I think the tomahawk mixed with the charcoal. She's like, Wow,
this is going to be really interesting.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
So I'm just surprised skepticles.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I think she was skeptical that we could do it
on it because she she thought it'd be hard enough
because a lot of times when you do these things,
you're finishing it in the oven, you're resting it indoors,
you're using a gas grill, all these different things that
you can control how it's gonna go. And when she
heard charcoal and tomahawk, that's not it's not a beginner's
a competition, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, See that's what makes me like that what makes
that makes you nervous for both of you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, and I definitely I think I told you earlier.
I woke up thinking about it this morning about you
know what, knife, how how am I going to regulate temp?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Who, I've got a charcoal.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
The only thing I'm nervous for you about is the
fact that you haven't cooked on a charcoal Groll in
ten years. That's the only thing that I'm like concerned about.
Other than that, I'd be like, I think Trew's pretty
good at dialing things in like this. Yeah, but you know,
everyone says Casey is too, But you know, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
I can't wait to go like full Gordon Ramsey and
if there is even the slightest bit of raw meat
in there, I'm going to toss the entire plate against
the wall.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
And that's what's funny about steak is that's all in
the eye of the beholder. Because one man's raw as
another lady's overdone.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Norton Ramsey knows, and and if he knows, then I
know because I watched a lot of those shows.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
So it fucking raw.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, I if you don't start, it's not a Friday show.
So I do want I do want you to get hot.
I just hope at beef.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Yeah, see what else there's just I'm just I'm nervous.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I have sweaty palms.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
And I think about it because you know, like one
person's going to be bummed out, even though Casey says
he's not going to be bummed out, he's going to
be a little bit sure deep down inside.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well, you want to win in the end, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Even if it's and we've been joking about your manhood
on the line and this, that and the other thing.
And I mean, even if that's not the case. It's
like nobody wants to lose.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Because like imagine if and now, if I lose, all
I'll see in my mind is he that you lost.
But if for him, if he were to lose and
I were to win, and you I watched you eat
his steak, because I'll know what A and B is
and the second you take a bite, and if it's
freaking delicious to you in my mind, now, grant and
he doesn't get to have my grill or anything, but
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that would be an accomplishment. If somebody does not like
the steak, that is far worse than anything you could
do to me. You can take my grill and throw
it off the roof. If you don't like the steak,
that's on me.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Well, and I don't think it's willing to I don't
think it's going to be we like the steak versus
we don't like the steak.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I think both are going to be great.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Were correct if you were cooking on his normal grill?
I think that it's a toss up.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, it's definitely a toss up. But I've got a
couple of not secrets, but I got a couple of
tricks I've been working on to regulate temp.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
I'm surprised you haven't, like, actually just pulled a charcoal
grill out and just tried.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I just don't have one, I know. But you said
your brothers did.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I said they might have one, I mean, and it
would be in a shed somewhere, you know, like to
go to someone's house and charcoal is an hour's long process.
It's not like, hey, can I roll on your deck
while you're at soccer prat Well.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I'm just saying, I know Casey.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Actually, I think he told me yesterday in private that
he did fire up a couple of sticks I'd.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Like to ask him that, because he didn't tell me that.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
I mean, I do think I almost love that you're not.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Doing it beforehand, because I think it makes it a
more authentic experience.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I mean, I would feel more comfortable.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
You don't have to take out a second mortgage on
your house to buy that many Tomahawk ribbis. There's really
no way to test cook this without cooking it.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Let me call Let me call Casey and double check
and see if he's actually I thought that's what I
heard him say yesterday, But sometimes I don't listening to you, and.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
He said that these steaks average seventy five dollars.
Speaker 10 (13:18):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 8 (13:19):
But and even if you do pre cook, like if
you try it out ahead of that doesn't necessarily mean
it's going to work on the day. Because you see
those guys on a Great British Baking show, they all
get to try out something at home first to make
sure they know how to cook. They make it and
then go on the show and then they blow it.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
That's what I fear, and I mean cooking in the
comfort of your own home, Like you said, it's just
like a completely.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Different hey about Hey, well, you sound like you just
woke up are highly annoyed.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Maybe both.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Did I hear you say yesterday that you actually did
practice with the tomahawk steak on a charcoal grill recently?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Or did I?
Speaker 10 (13:54):
I did not?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
No, I did not.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
Okay, well, okay, so now you're even Yeah playing Field thought.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Him say I was I was going to do well,
not tomahawk, but I was gonna do some sort of
steak last night, but I got home too.
Speaker 10 (14:09):
Late and it just it didn't work out.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So no, man, I'm going I'm going at it at
this point, just gonna raw dog it and see what happened.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Okay, that's that. That's better because Drew's doing the same thing.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So coming in rock.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
So Casey's providing both of the grills, right m hm,
So case are you?
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Uh yeah, should we have these inspected first? We should
clean and make sure.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
Yeah, because he.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Didn't say he could have sabotage.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
He's he's gonna rip like I don't know, like gasoline
on on Drew's or something like that, just just throw
off the flavor.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I didn't like that thing up. D You know, we
gotta clean grill over there a beef h Yeah, the
brand new.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Never been, never been cooked on.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You don't strike me as a cheater. I don't. I
don't see you doing what.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
That is one thing about him. He does have integrity,
and so I think he wants to beat me, but
he doesn't want a cheat to beat me.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
He is going to hide a bunch of styrofoam inside
the the charcoal burget briquettes before they go up.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
And yeah, it's like, what.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Is that smell he has done? Like hot flas. I mean,
you can choose, you can choose the cooker you want
to use.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
You can.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'm down for whatever, dude, let's just make it happen.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Well, Friday morning, it's going down and I'm really excited.
So the winner is going to get a brand new charcoal,
brand new Weber charcoal grill courtesy of Goldberg Jones Divorceerman
checked him out at one hundred Divorce and Colin's gonna
be one of the judges too, so because you look
at his palace, he's sponsoring the whole thing, so he
has to be a judge.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
He says he's not the best at barbecuing, but that
he loves barbecuing. He knows if it's that's that's it.
He'll be a tough one to crack as well.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
All right, I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
So are you guys gonna taste your own?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I mean you absolutely.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I think after it's all done and we decide a winner,
I think sure I.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Will taste my own before you have a bite of it.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Okay, that's what I was gonna ask.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, yeah, I think I'm gonna know because that way
I know which piece to get you.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, Like afterwards you can try cases, he can. What's
the competition?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Say, I'll save beef a champion slice of beef.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
I've always tried to tell my own I can't reach.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's the common problem.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Court.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I was glad to let you lick my bone.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Alright, I'll see.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I bet that bone will be pretty tasty. Someone's take
it to someone's dog, nice and salty.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
So the it's all going to start at six am.
Thanks case.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
It's all going to start at six am Friday morning,
and then I think around eight o'clock is we're going
to do the taste testing with the judges and all
that stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So yeah, buddy, it's going down. I'm ready to have
it off my shoulders. Yeah, you know. Uh, ten am
on Friday is going to be sweet relief.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
All right.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
So yesterday we mentioned on the air just for hot
second that a biotech firm claims who have brought back
dire wolves back from extinction.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
George R.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Martin, who wrote the Game of Thrones books, actually helped
invested in the project and actually helped fund the thing.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Man, I've seen so many videos of these cute little.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
They're pretty curious, like it's like howling. It's adorable.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
But I've I heard that they're really stand offish, like
they don't even like the people raised them, which is
kind of weird, like are.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
The soul and they're on private five thousand acres of
private land, but ato unquote secure.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
I also read this article that was saying, like, have
dire wolves been brought back to the extinction?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
No, And it was like saying, like it's kind of
the kind.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Of word but like part of it, it's like they
have these are just normals dire wolf characteristics because of
the DNA they.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Found something because they still a normal wolf gave birth
to them, right, so it's still I think they use
a grave wolf.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
They mixed the DNA.
Speaker 10 (17:31):
It's Jurassic Park.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
They had to do the same thing with Jurassic Park,
where they the DNA was incoplete, so we used frog
DNA or we use the you know this kind of DNA,
so they were complete quote exactly.
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Yeah, So the same thing except with dire wolves.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
Yeah, and that I think the thing that we learned
from Jurassic Park is they're going to murder as alta idea.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
The defence will not hold.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (17:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
So here's a clip from the Today Show reporting on
the biotech firm claiming they've got the wolves.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
It's an animal that hasn't existed for some thirteen thousand years,
the dire wolf, made famous on the television series Game
of Thrones.
Speaker 10 (18:07):
It's a dire wolf.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
There are no dire wolf south of the Wolf now
that at five, but.
Speaker 11 (18:13):
The long extinct species now making global headlines for a
new reason. A Dallas based biotech company saying they've resurrected
the giant ice age wolf, essentially bringing it back to
life through a process called de extinction.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
And so the animals are are like they showed the
videos of puppies, but I guess they're actually older than that.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Now.
Speaker 10 (18:33):
Yeah, they've they've been around for like a year. I
think or something.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
So the thing is, like they just told us yesterday,
what are they doing that they're not telling us about.
You know, somewhere they're working on this with humans, right,
They're doing some fucking weird splicer shit.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Well, even the guy who is the head of this,
he said that the AI that they're using is ever evolving,
like so we're starting to need less and less DNA
sample in order to be able to make it like
the dire Wolf itself. The crazy thing is the skeletons
that they had found had been in play where it's
too dry and killed all the DNA, or too wet
and killed all the DNA. It wasn't until they found
(19:06):
the head of one at the mouth of a cave
that had a perfect temperature that they were able to
steal the DNA from a tooth. And in each and
every one of us, I just learned this that the
densest collection of your DNA that stays the longest is
inside your inter ear and there's a little chunk in
there that that is if you're gonna get it, you're
gonna get it right there. And that's how we got it. Now,
(19:27):
we didn't get a full sample, and that's why we
had to, you know, kind of like milk it a little.
But they're saying that the AI is ever learning and
that we're gonna be better.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Dude, I I this is the thing that I don't like.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I like, I love the science, like pushing in advancing science,
but messing with like DNA and playing god, that to
me is really scary.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
And I don't like it when like these fiction sci
fi movies become real life.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
You know, the whole the thing about those movies is
that they're movies. They're not real.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
We don't have to worry about that ever happening because
it's impossible.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
And now it's mm hmm, yeah.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
We try it on something that isn't an apex goddamn predator.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
That's the other thing left.
Speaker 9 (20:07):
They could have left the Raptors and the t Rex
out of Jurassic Park and we would have had an
Attenborough documentary, but no, they had to bring those two
and fuck up.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Well, because here's the thing. If if science can do it,
they don't. I don't think they care about morality. If
they think they I think I can do it, they're
going to do it.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
But to Marcus's point, like they've been talking about bringing
back the Dodo bird, why didn't we start there? Well?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And the other thing about this company that made the
dire Wolf, there wasn't a single scientist working there when
they started the project. So think about who normally tells
you to pump the brakes a science.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Scientists know there's gotta be some guardrails put in placement.
They've got to put some laws up or something.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Our story just isn't old enough because it sounds at
first it's like, oh, these get been around for a year. Yeah,
it's not until year five that they kill everybody at
the ranch and break out, Like you've got to give
them time to realize that they hate the fact that
they're here. And again, the other one you hear all
the time is like, what we're moving on to the
wooly mammoth? Oh good, that sounds even better. Something that
(21:06):
can just crash through a building, like start with bugs,
and once we get past bugs, maybe like like crabs
and shrimp, like sea bugs. You know, I just I like,
I'm with you, Tanner. I love seeing science move forward.
I hate that we tried the dumbest thing first, and
it makes Jeff Nold blooms quote in Jurassic Park ever
more poignant. You were too busy worrying about whether or
(21:27):
not you could, and you never stopped to think about
whether or not you should.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
I'm also a believer in what John Stewart said once.
It was he was on the uh, he was almost
ephen Colbert h during the pandemic, and.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
He goes, uh, what did he say? He goes, fuck,
I lost it.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Something about whether you should or shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
I tried.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
What were back me up here?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
We were talking about.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
Jeff gold Old Jurassic Park and whether you should or
whether you could.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Marcus did the I lost it all. You didn't stop
looking enough to see shadowy what I had.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
A good point blue screen that.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Fucking John Stewart being.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Oh yeah, John Stewart said science is gonna kill us all.
When they made the when they split the atom, what's
the first thing they did, power city or drop a bomb?
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, we dropped a fucking bomb.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah we don't make the right.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
So like, yeah, that's the thing. Like maybe I'm reading
this book right now. It's called twenty thirty It's called
twenty thirty two. When Ai becomes president and they're twenty
thirty two, we vote a fucking algorithm and as president, well,
you know.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
It's crazy about that. Maybe we need well and I
honestly I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
I wouldn't either happen.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I feel like it's so far off the market.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Fifty hundred years from now, can see it happened.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
Depends on the algorithm.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
I mean, if it's you know, if it's like something basic,
you know like chat, GPT or something like that, I
cannot do that day.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
But if if it's Skynett, I'm not I'm not voting well.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Skye will just you know, it'll have a different name.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It'll a happy camp.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
I've all seen ex Machina, Like, I just feel like
that's yeah, it's gonna be pretty.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yeah, I always.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I do hope that when AI does become self aware
that it's chill, you.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Know it ease not pissed off at it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, let's hope.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
But I don't know. It's not looking good.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Every time any turns on what Ultron do right away
court negative behavior fucking shut up.
Speaker 10 (23:20):
Yeah right, that's that's what robots do. Yeah, I do,
it does.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
That's why you give them an infinity stunt.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
Du well that does it for us. I think, all right,
I'm exhausted already.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
It's just Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
You're good forever left.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Except for Friday. It's going to be so great because
all we have to do is sit back and have
people cook for it.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Sounds exhausting, Well, it'll be fun.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
We will see it tomorrow. For on Thursday, April tenth,
We've got another pair of tickets. See actually one more
pair of tickets to see the Blazers take on the Warriors,
and then we'll get you qualified for the cores Light
Silver seats and announce the grand prize winner on Friday.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I think, yeah, boody, all right.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
We'll see then, say by Marcus Marcus transportation terminated.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show,
heard daily at one O five nine the brew dot com.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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