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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Show out of habit.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
I'm going to hit the kids button like a little hockey,
but I remember they disappeared and I haven't found them,
and I don't know where.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
They hockeys went the kids. So when I go to
reach the button, there's nothing there except for this.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Yeah, they're on a milk cart and somewhere at this point,
we don't know where these kids went. Goodness, they're on
a runaway train music video.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Runaway Train never gombag?
Speaker 7 (00:39):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Do you know why we reference that?
Speaker 6 (00:44):
No, if you've clearly never seen the music music video,
it's all missing kids.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I wonder if.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Any missing kids were found because of that, because it's
a good idea.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, that's probably not anyway, it's a Donkey Show.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
While she looks that up, it's the Donkey Show podcast
heard on uh whatever, you're listening to it on platforms? Yeah,
many things, various various platforms and things. I'm Tanner Drew's here,
Laurds here, Busters, Marcus is with us. Court could be
joining us here in a few minutes. Court's been lagging lately.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
He's got a lot going on. They could give hims
some extra work here.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, and so he's not just programming the radio station
in Portland one of five nine the Brew, but he's
now programming one or two point What is it one of?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Didn't you one of two point nine?
Speaker 8 (01:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Five?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
One or two?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
There's only a couple of one or two five, one
or two point fivey okay?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
One a two point four years? Five years? You would
think hold on one or two point three? CAZy? Okay?
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't think it's not one or two point.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
One or two point five?
Speaker 9 (01:53):
Stupid?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Five sounds weird. That sounds weird too.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Why can I think it's five?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
How are you not just.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Putting I was on this radio station. Literally, I'm not
even kidding guys, one two five. I don't know why
it took a year to get there.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I said one O two point five?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
And so were we Why were we still discussing? Laura?
It's one of two five kz okay, one or two points.
I just don't know why, I believe. I just don't
know why I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You should, out of anybody, you should have known it.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I was literal, I did afternoons there for a couple
of years, at least like almost five nice retention.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Four guys, Can I bring it back for a moment?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
What?
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Yes, many of the missing children featured in the music
video were found twenty one out of the thirty six.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Oh that means that they didn't want to be found.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
This one says twenty six were found out of a
decent clip.
Speaker 10 (02:45):
Better.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I thought it was going to be three out of them,
So I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's quite a few.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
The rest live in Portland, Yeah, somewhere under the bridge
standing there.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Before I hit record, we were talking about something that
was we're talking about pet interesting to me? Oh yeah,
public displays of affection? Well, why do we start talking
about them?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Because we were talking about tongues. I don't know, like
do you kiss with your tongue? And I had a
girlfriend who was really sloppy, and what about you, Marcus
that the tongue.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
I can't remember why we got Marcus came on and
we called him the tongue, the tongue, and.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Then we started talking about public displays of affection and
then kissing and I feel like there's a story.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
So we're talking about it because it was even before.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
It doesn't really matter.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
The moral of the story was we wanted to know
if people actually use tongue anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, but there was something we were discussing.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We were talking how it matters to me.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
We were talking about making out and You're like, I
don't really make out unless i'm getting.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Like if you if you're like during the sexy time,
that's okay to make out, but like when you're you know,
I just I had a girlfriend recently that was the
tonguiest girl that I dated.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I don't like a lot of tongue.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Like, don't I don't want to feel like this is
the set of trims and a warmoid is going into.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
My mouth because she would have that and have like
a it was just.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
A big tongue and I and and like she would
move it around a lot, and I don't like that
like a little bit of tongue and definitely not in public,
you know, actively cleaning my teeth right now. Yeah, No,
I just want to like, I like the little peck
like right here on the corner of the mouth in public.
And then we move away from each other. You know,
I don't want to sit here.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Don't touch me, don't even look at me. Just pretend
you don't know me.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I do the I'm I have the habit of put
my hand on the back. I do that a lot,
Like if I'm just open the door or whatever, I
put my hand on the back. But like, I don't
like hold hands, like we're announcing holding.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Hands is fine, like if you're walking into a place,
like if you're in the lowest parking lot and you're
walking into a place together, like I'll hold hands and
then we get to a party, to the door and
then it's done, you know, right.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, we're not holding I'm not gonna be that couple
that's like holding each other the whole time. No, Well,
it drives me insane, and I've dated people like that,
and it's just kind of like I feel trapped, you know.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
So on all levels, not even just public displays of affection,
Like we don't touch when we're sleeping.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
You know, she's got her spot, I got mine.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
We don't cuddle on a couch, we don't do any
of those things. Now I'll go sit with her for
a second and then move to my spot or scoot
over and give her some space. If I just laid
on her body, she would sit there for maybe thirty
seconds and then ask.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
If I'm good, Am I messing with you?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Like what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
I'm a legs on the lap type of person, which
is so like, if we're sitting on the couch, I
might I will the legs.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'll grab your leg and pull it over me.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I like that.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
I like if we're watching a movie and there's room,
maybe like lay down next to each other.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But like I'm not overly.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I get really hot and you know, still need to
like cuddle on that level.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
She's a hot body, and after a while, I'm just like, dude,
even my kids, I'm like.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You're on me. Yeah, you are on me now.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
When I'm sleeping, I definitely, for the most part, do
not like to touch. I will spoon for a second
and then I'm like, okay, I gotta roll over to
my thing.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I also, but what I really like to do is
I love sleeping back to back.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah, not the entire night because you get a little
hot or whatever, but sleeping back to back is such
a comforting feeling. Is really the only and it's like,
you know, you can be right up on them and
and still not be in each other's face, but still
kind of like in.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
A way you're cuddling.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, and it's still feel as bad, feel a warm
body there. Other than that, we're you know, I need
some separation now.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Granted, if you never pay attention to me, never touch
my arm, never anything, I might be like, well, why can't.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I get a little hug or a cuddle.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
But if you're being reassured throughout life that she's not
like leaving you or something, I I'm pretty confident that
I don't need to, like sturdy up with her hand.
I don't need to stand right in front of tanner
and dig my tongue in her throat.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
See, man, she still got it. I feel like I
like it when you do it. That's really not court.
What about you and your wife? Do you guys? You
guys cuddlers?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Does she throw a leg over you or a titty
on a neck?
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Yeah, that's nice, that's a that's a great way to
fall asleep. No, we do not. We don't like snuggle,
especially when we're going to bed at night. Same same reason.
Get I get too hot?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah? What about movies and stuff. Do you like, cuddle you?
Speaker 10 (07:06):
We'll sit next week to like right next to each
other and like hold hands during a movie if we're
sitting on the couch or whatever. She is famously someone
who does not like hugs, and my family are all huggers,
and so it took her a long time. I still
have to like capture her in like the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
You have to tell her to hug your children.
Speaker 10 (07:24):
No, she'll hug them, okay, right, so yeah, no, but
she'll just be hanging out in the kitchen. I'll give
her the back hug, which she hates because she's like,
what do you what do you expect me to do?
Speaker 7 (07:33):
I can't.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
I'm standing here a prisoner. It feels good.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
They don't understand like it. It feels good to just,
you know, bear grab somebody.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
Yeah, And I'm like, well, this is the only way
I'm gtting a hug Because're not gonna give me a hug,
So I'm just take one.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I'm taking a Yeah. I'll even make a joke of that.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I'm like, oh, look, she's getting feisty around.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
What about you, Marcus, you and your wife? Oh, hold on,
hold on. We haven't been able to hear Marcus. Hold on, jeez,
been talking. That's good.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
It's been eight minutes. It's just been sitting there that
poor guy. Now we can hear you, Marcus, round of
applies for markets.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
The tongue is back.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
No, Ashley and I went really old school the last
time we moved the living room around. Like I feel
like we are two people in our seventies retired because
we both sit in our easy chairs in our lazy boys.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
There, the couch belongs to the dogs.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Like it doesn't even really face the TV in a
way that's comfortable to watch TV when you're sitting on it.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
When you said old school, which like I think it
was gonna be like Ricky and Lucy and they had
shared separate beds.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
There's now cuddling on the couch for these two.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
Well, it's kind of like that in bed too. The
dogs end up, you know, taking up some space even
though they're small. They kind of like if we touch
each other in bed, if we're trying to snuggle in
bet or something, one of the dogs will come up
and insert themselves between us, like very jealous of the
of the attention that somebody else in the house is getting.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
But I'm so dude.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
I sleep so hot that like even having a dog
close to me, Tanner, you were talking about back to back.
I love it when my when my dog lays up
against my back when I'm sleeping, But I can only
do it for like a half an hour, and I
get so hot, I'm sweaty.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
I don't want anything to do with it.
Speaker 11 (09:12):
So there's not a lot of contact in our house
unless there's plans for there to be contact, and we're
we're making something happen.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Marcus does get and we went, you know, went to
Vegas and uh we shared rooms, and I just remember Marcus.
Marcus gets you know, he's got roseatia, so he gets
beat red. He would he can't really wear clothes when
he sleeps, and that's why we slept naked together.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Was that was fine. Wait, you bro sleep naked in
Vegas and he.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Goes back to back, it's fine back and we went
over the rules.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Back to back is fine.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
But he gets so hot that like, uh, you know,
for his wife, he's probably like a heat rock for
an iguana, just they're just radiating heat the entire time.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
I know my ex used to say, you're like a
tiny oven. Yeah, because I'm just I run so hot.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah, girls usually do.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I feel like my girl is a is a heat
rock as well, and my not all of my daughters,
so like my old we don't know about Milli yet,
she's not too yet.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
But my oldest is like me, she's like almost cold
to the touch.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
But my middle girl, Josie, if she has a nightmare,
and she's getting older on that now, but we're like.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Can dad, can I come in?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
I had a bad dream, and as a dad, she
lays there and it's so comfortable and so cozy, but
you could set a three minute timer for when it
becomes miserable. Yes, it'll just cook me out.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
It's the same thing with Cooper. He'll crawl in bed
and it's crazy sixty seconds.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Like I'm sorry, I got it. Just you there, me here.
Speaker 10 (10:34):
My wife is dead from the waist down because she
has no circulation in her legs, and so like I'll
just be laying there enjoying, just about to fall asleep,
but I'll just feel this this foot kind of slowly
slide across and then like attach itself to at my
thigh and then I'm just wide awake after that freezing
cold She's like, warm up my feet.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Oh, that's brutal. That is brutal.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Yeah, and maybe that's a lady thing too, because I
could feel like it's always cold something.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I just I can picture Laura putting her cold feet
on some some dude's back.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
But I can picture that same dude like trying to
like dutch o in me that morning.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I gotta get my pay back in my back.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
You're getting anove and we all have pros and cons.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Warm up your feet by farting on them?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, all right, Well, happy Wednesday. When we're recording this
on June fourth, it's starting to feel like summer outside.
You know, it's it's staying light super late, it's getting
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
What they say about today, what June the fourth be
with you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
As a Star Wars guy? Was like that was not cool, Laura.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's like no one says a thing.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Yeah, I've made the fourth This year was on like
a Sunday, so we didn't even do anything on the
air this year.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I remember thinking, nice, there's really like, you know, Star Wars,
there's nothing really good, right and Andy.
Speaker 10 (12:00):
Probably the best thing that Star Wars has ever done.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Mandalorian is pretty good.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
Crushes the Mandalorian because.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
I thought The Mandalorian was basically Star Wars. Once that
came out, I was like, this is star Wars.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
I mean it's It's not if you're looking for Star
Wars with the laser blasters and all the kind of
lightsabers and all and Ors not it. And Or is
to Star Wars what the Penguin is to the Batman.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Okay, oh that's cool.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
So the story is good, because that's when I need
the story to be good. I don't care about all
the sabers and the effects. If the story sucks, I can.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
His story is incredible. Watch it from the first season
all the way through the end of the second season,
and then roll straight into Rogue one.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
I've heard people who aren't even sci fi nerds or
even Star Wars fans talk about and Ors, So maybe
I'll give it a shot. I got I Got a
Power through Righteous Gemstones first. Then yeah, let's keep it
all and I might even watch it a second time
through because it's so freaking good.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
All right, it's just a lot of the episodes twice
just because.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, Watterson will fall asleep and so we got to
go back.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I watched season one to because the person I'm watching
it with.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
So yeah, yeah, there's certain shows that you can watch
over and like thirty Rock is one of those.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Thirty Rocks on the Office is one of them. Breaking
Bad was one of them.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I can't do Breaking Bad anymore because I've seen every
episode multiple times. Yeah yeah, but for a while there,
it was that show I could just throw on, and
I guess I still can if there's nothing else. But yeah,
The Office for me is one of those shows where
if I'm depressed or there's nothing else on TV, or
if I just need some noise in the background while
I'm doing something, I just can throw The Office literally
any episode as long as Michael Scott's involved the two
(13:30):
seasons without.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Him, or I can't fucking do it.
Speaker 10 (13:32):
Oh yeah, no, I dropped off. I still haven't watched
the last two seasons of that show.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
It's noise, Yeah, it's just noise ye. But yeah, that's
one of those shows that I could just throw it.
Is there a show drew that you can just throw
on at any time, doesn't matter what's going on.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
I mean, it used to be twenty four, but I
honestly I don't watch shows like that anymore.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I just have no time.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
It's like a Gemstones is the first show where I've
been where I've been able to like lock in in
the longest time. I mean, I hate that I don't
have a great answer for you.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
But that's fine, Marcus. Are you watching Righteous Gemstones right
now or did you already? Did you already watch it?
Speaker 11 (14:05):
No, We've got a few different things that we're in
and that's that one's next on the list. Ashley's been
hitting me up about starting that one for a while.
We got the new season of peace Maker coming out.
We're just finishing the first season finish, like, there's so
much going on.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I'm telling you though that that I really truly believe
that Jim Stones is the best show for me since
Breaking Bad.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Yeah, stop what you're doing, because we're about to ruin
all those other shows for you when you start watching.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
The Game of Thrones is great. Final season could have
been better. It was really bad, but the worst. But
I mean the leading up to it was excellent.
Speaker 10 (14:39):
No that that show was, it was top tier.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
But I think the last.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Season Righteous Gemstones, dude, might take the cake for me
as best show since Breaking Bad.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I mean, you can't really put Game Gemstones in the same.
Speaker 10 (14:53):
Show show.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
I just mean, like in terms of like just the writing,
but it's like addictiveness of it.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
If you like Game of Thrones, you're not necessarily going
to work grateous jump sounds and advice versa.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But I do agree they're both great shows.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
HBO is just smirking that the arguments between two of
their show their shows.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, well they do.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
They've made some major mistakes, like they they passed on
Breaking Bad and a bunch of other great shows that
were huge hits, like mad Men.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
But well, the final season of Game of Thrones is
their fault because they're like, ah, well, just shorten everything
and we'll do it for half the money. I mean,
and that's why it sucks so bad.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Yeah, so that's their fault.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
But they've got so many good they made great decisions.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
HBO Max HBO, HBO. Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Did you watch the I think it was last week tonight, Yeah,
middle of next or last month or whatever when he
was just.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Making fun Yeah, yeah, that show last week tonight with
John Oliver is.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
That's one of those shows.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
That's one of those shows that I will turn on
when i'm like making dinner or something that.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I don't like, I'll just I won't.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
You don't necessarily be paid full.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Attention to it, but it's on and I it's always good.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
I suppose that, you know, because only sometimes do you
need to see something you can you can listen to
that show. It probably could be a podcast.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Yeah, I do that when I'm making dinner. I do
that with the Archer because I could. You don't necessarily
have to see what's happening in Archer. It's just about
what they're what they're yapping back and forth at each
other about.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, Marcus, sorry, didn't mean come out.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
No, it's cool.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
I'm glad Court brought that up because that's a lot
of times when my background noise shows are happening.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
Is when I'm cooking.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
I'm doing dinner and trying to get it ready for
Ashley and I before she gets home. And it's there's
three main stays right the office, Parks and Rec and
Seinfeld because they don't have to see any of that.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
I hear the jokes. It makes me laugh. I don't
ever look at the TV.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
But recently, just as recently as last week, I've started
watching Last Chance you on Netflix.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Which is it.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
It's a documentary about these junior colleges that guys that
have been kicked off of D one programs like Oregon
and Oregon State go to to try to get one
more D one offer before their eligibility runs out. And
it's the it's the you know, the schooling and the
coaching and practice and then they'll have a game.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
Dude.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
It's It's totally filled my football void for these last
couple of weeks. And that's the same thing is like
there's not a lot of action that happens except in
the ten to fifteen minutes that they're talking about the
game that week. Most of it is just the drama
that happens around it. And I've been loving it for
a non watcher, just a listener lately, Like if it
was a podcast, I think I could honestly listen to it.
(17:24):
Give it a shot if you're if you're jonesing for
football like me, Last chance. He fills that void.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Yeah, he keeps coming up and putting his hands under
his wife and going hot.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
There's so many things I need to watch. I need
to finish the Pewee Herman documentary. Pee has himself I
think is what it's called. And then there's a documentary
about the Titans Summercible that I hear is really really good,
even though I'm not super interested in I hear how
interesting of that? I don't really I'm kind of over it.
Does it have any of the great memes in there?
Speaker 10 (17:56):
What it is?
Speaker 11 (17:57):
Like the episode that I watch, which I don't know
how many parts it is, but I watched probably forty
five minutes of the first part last night, and it's
a lot of people like, dude, this guy didn't know
what he was doing. This guy was overlooking a lot,
this guy was playing with fire, And I think that's
kind of what the world needed to hear, because, like,
I don't know, there's a bunch of people that had
(18:18):
already gone down in that submarine, like the guy from
Expedition Unknown, I think his name is Josh Gates.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
He is in it, and.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
He's like the they screwed us into it, and I
realized that I couldn't get out, and like we're hearing
these pops and everything, and he was actually supposed to
go down with that journey but decided, no, this is unsafe.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
I can't do it.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
It's kind of.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Wild, like it's worth a watch, and it's like your interest.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
I heard there are times where that the guy went
down in the sub and then just everything would would
just stop working and they would just sit there and
you know, the water deadweight for a few minutes until
the systems came back up, And it just seems like
he was disregarding every major rule and recommendation from the experts.
I was watching this interview with James Cameron, the director,
the other day, and he was talking about the submersible.
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I don't know if it was sixty minutes or what
it was, but he was saying like, yeah, he always
just trying to get me involved.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
But then he probably knows more about the Titanic and
that you know, that same trip more.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Than sums and cameras to go down there, like he
knows he knows how dangerous it is.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
When it starts pinging and popping and you feel that
you've been conned into going down there. I feel like
that's at the point of the mutiny. You know, it's
like I am going to rip your head off your
shoulders if you don't go north.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
Yeah right now, I I you wouldn't have been able
to get me in that thing in the first place,
just because like it's controlled by like an Xbox control.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Not even that it was like the logic. They were
like Logitech. It was just some cheap XPO PlayStation podcast.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
Right, yeah, right, basically yeah, with the power fist or whatever.
And then and there's no seats due.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
He was if you got there and he was working
a fucking Nintendo power glove, the power fist is a
whole nother thing. Sorry, power fists. You get into yeah,
fantasy all the way down to the Titan.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
It brings out you want to go. You were talking
about submersible, how deep you want to go?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
But James Cameron in the snop in this interview was like, dude,
the guy just he you know, he was not listening
to reason and this is that, right, there is a
good example of billionaires who won't listen to people around them.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Somebody, while this whole thing was going on, somebody said
to me, They're like, well, I don't understand why people
are being so mean. Like they're like, I don't understand
how people can be making jokes when people died. Just
because they're billionaires doesn't mean that it wasn't like a
tragic loss of.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Life, which is very very true.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
That is valid, but also it's like it's billionaires being irresponsible,
like he got people killed.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Feeling bad, but like.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
He got people killed. Blood is on your hands, right, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:45):
I feel surf. There was like a teenage kid.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Or whatever they went her son or something.
Speaker 10 (20:49):
I feel for those guys because they didn't want that
to happen.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I just wanted to see the Titanic or whatever.
Speaker 10 (20:55):
But the dude driving the thing, he knew better.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I do feel like they should probably just to make
it a rule, like there's just no exploring.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
It's not a tourist destination, all right, it's it's a
grave site, yeah, number one. And then it's an.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Interesting it's historically outweigh the content.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, historical. What is it like when they try to preserve.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
Things, you know, that's just the artifactor.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Leave it alone, let it decay. And just I heard
rumors that they wanted to like dig some of it
up and put it.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
In a museum.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Leave it alone.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Like you got the movie.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Ships, you know this just this is the most famous
one because of the movie and the pomp and circumstance
around the ship.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Ships fell into the sea, left and right, Yeah, there's
a ship falling into the seat right now. Yeah, I'm
sure we.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Speak someone waving their hands on the ocean to see
the Andrea Doria.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
You know, it's like, it's just I don't get it.
One thing, you guys, right.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
What is the Andrea Doria?
Speaker 10 (21:47):
Where is that?
Speaker 11 (21:48):
That's that's a that's actually a Seinfeld reference. It collided
with a tanker off the coast of Long Island and
like I don't know, like the sixties or something, and
twelve people died, and it's like it was there's a
whole Seinfeld episode about it.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Anyway, that doesn't matter. You guys brought up the.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
No no, no, no, no, I'm telling you look it up,
the Andrea Doria.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
It's okay, all right. I thought you guys were not
believing anything. I was pulling historical facts out of my ass.
That one's real.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
You guys mentioned the teenager and his dad that were
on the Titan submersible in this documentary, the one thing
the main guy's talking about, and he's like, yeah, three
of my best friends died that day and I really
miss him. And then there were the two other guys
and it was basically like a like a vision quest,
Like they didn't know anything about it. They had no
idea what they were getting into. They thought, hey, we
(22:46):
have some money, we can spend it. This would be
a really cool experience. And now they're dead.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
I mean it you.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Should have went to Cabo or something.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Yeah, there was a lot of I mean even a
little parasailing.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
I mean, the one saving grace is that they didn't
know what happened. Like there there was no suffering. They
just blinked out.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
They they said it was like a millisecond or something
like that.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
Like they they're just gone. I mean, I mean you've.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Seen videos of like those tankers that are just implodal quick.
I mean it's that quickly.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But I just think because there was probably pitch black
in there, I mean from.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
They had to feel something for a second.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Well and from the go from the jump, I don't
know how safe I would feel the entire time.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Yeah, the science says that that that ship basically crushed
in less time than it takes your brain to process.
Speaker 8 (23:33):
That's that was the reason they didn't know anything.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
Is the synapse couldn't fire in time for you to
just be vapor and so it is actually like I
guess from a scientific standpoint, it makes sense to me
if that's true. If one happens this fast and the
other happens that fast, then I guess it makes sense.
But still, so like you turned into ocean putty, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
That's bad.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Does the body basically crush like a like a soda can? Oh?
Speaker 10 (23:57):
I mean it basically pureis you the animes I've seen?
Basically it smashes so fast and you just kind of
squirt out the crack like catch it.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yeah, just which is fine because if my loved going
was on there, I would be thinking all the time
about those waning moments. And just to know that it's
a light switch, that's better. That's better than agony.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I just hope that, like, because there's there's report because
I guess they don't know if maybe they knew it
was about to happen, or if it just happens they're boing,
because there's there's reports that it probably that it could
have lost power and then was at like a like
an angle, and and if that's the case, everyone's kind
of on top of each other.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
And I would imagine there were probably some noises and.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Cracks and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
They probably maybe he knew and didn't want to say
anything like oh this is is that?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
What wress that?
Speaker 11 (24:52):
It's one thing they talk about in that documentary is
they say, like you you don't go on And it's true.
I've been in a submarine, just Atlanta's submar out in
a why they don't take you down that far. But
those things pop and creak like crazy, even going down
just a few feet. They start too because it's pressure.
I mean, it's unimaginable pressure once you get down even
to like a hundred feet. And he kind of shines
(25:14):
it on by saying, well, there's a video of him
and I think he said something along lines of well,
you've never taken anything underwater that doesn't make some noise.
And it's like, again, it doesn't er. You're addressing like
you should. You're going all the way down, You're not
just going down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
And it worked, well, it works a couple of times.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
But they say each time it went down and up
and down and up and down and up, the thing expands.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
And goes in.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
That's right, that's what destroyed it.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
And then that's eventually just the thing was the structure
was too weak in it, and it broke out.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
It's just even a car that vibrates itself apart over
three hundred thousand miles. It's that same idea that you
keep on going flexing, flexing, hot, cold, this.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
That and the other.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
And it's just really frustrating, you know that, Like this
guy just wasn't listening to the smarter people around him,
and now a bunch of people are.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Dead because of it. It's it's super frustrating, but that's uh.
I'll tell you what. The memes are the best though.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
There was for a week or so of just some
of the funniest memes that I had ever seen because
everyone was I feel like on board of it for
the most part, you know, I feel like everyone if
you weren't creating beams, you're released laughing at them.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
And I think any the moment you start disrespecting the
power of the ocean, that's when people start losing their lives.
Whether you're standing on the shore, you're on a boat,
or you're in a submarine. I mean, as soon as
you try and outsmart the ocean, you're a dead man.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Then they ston never turn your back on the seat,
which is why I'm masturbate towards the ocean, and I.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Mean I have been rolled up the beach in Cabo.
The red sale warnings are there every single day of
the year, and if you turn your back, it'll suck
you right into the gulf, turn into the Sea of Cortez.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
Yeah, just imagining Tanner standing at the shore.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Whacking it, singing a song at the same time. But
I see you following the rules court. He's facing the ocean.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
He's being respect he's been watching too, my triteous stem stones.
Put your dick away.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Bro, I can't wait to watch more.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I can't wait. I'm so addicted to it right now.
I know the same thing's gonna happen in Grand Theft
Thought of six comes out. I'm gonna come to work
and I'm gonna think about it all day.
Speaker 11 (27:13):
You know, like that's never gonna happen, So you might
as well just act like that's a fantasy world.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
At this point in time. We're not getting that game.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, if Nostradamis is correct, because remember that came out
in the news yesterday that like four psyde kicks, including
noster domas an apocalypse before the end of the year.
And if that happens, we'll never see g T A six.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
They never even started it because they knew just been
blowing smoke up her as well.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
What starts the apocalypse? They actually put it on sale.
Speaker 11 (27:45):
The world loses its ship and everybody starts fighting.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
That's the end of it.
Speaker 10 (27:49):
So that's right. I had a fortune cookie that said
I'm gonna have a very good week, so I feel
like it's not gonna happen. I'm not worried about the
apocalypse because the fortune cooie said it's okay.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, that's legit.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I'm team Cookie.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Hand Express. They all say that I'm sorry to have.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
A ship day is what they should say.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Yeah, I do feel like before we go, I feel
like there's a couple of things we need to We
need the world to not We need World War three
to at least wait for Avengers Doomsday and Avengers what's
the next one after that?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Secret Wars and then grand the thought of six.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Right, we need just the world to keep it together
for those three things, not too much to ask.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
And also the world needs to keep it together until
my crows bring me something, because like they haven't brought
me anything yet, and I'm really trying to, Like, I.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Feel like I feel like this should have happened a
long time ago. This is I feel like it's not
going to happen. If it would have, it would have
already it.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Was assault on your neighbors. At this point, you're just
feeding sky rats.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
You deserve love those crow zone rabbit.
Speaker 10 (28:53):
Wait are they quiet or they do they do that
the entire night?
Speaker 9 (28:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Uh no, they're they're quiet when.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
They're not quiet.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
They're quiet when they come visit me.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
But like when I go outside and they tell their friends,
uh huh, they're like, oh, the lady's here.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
That would drive me crazy. If they're quiet. I love crows.
And when they're just like hanging out on the but
when when they start doing that at five o'clock in
the morning, which they do outside my window.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I mean they well they do that regardless.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
So there's a bird near there's a bird, and there's
an owl to owls, aren't that loud because but this
fucker is.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
But there's a bird.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
I hear him every morning when I leave for the
for the station, and he's the loudest bird that I
think is he's gonna wake neighbors.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
This bird is so yeah, they're singing so loud right
now too, Yeah, because they got babies.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
Get a bb gun, Just take the thing out. Man.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
It's like, I wouldn't shoot a crow, but I've I've
taken out many in my life because they're annoying. And
that's like we had a in my house grown up.
We had a bb gun in the garage by the
window for that purpose because they're so god annoying.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Tell Marcus is a country boy and a pros organ.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Imagine imagine if every time you opened your mouth and
said something annoying, somebody shot you with it.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
You're gonna tell me like so in my yard, here's
an example for you, Lord. You like birds, right, So
what about when you watch a crow rip a baby
bird out of its nest and drop it from like
one hundred feet in.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
It's a dog eat dog world.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
You put a babie in that ass.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
It's a doggy dog world.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
And I am or and I am mutt.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
You're only allowed.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
You're only allowed to shoot it with a beby gun
if you're planning on eating it.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Save the baby bird.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
When I was a kid, a baby bird fell out
of a nest at my house and my mom's boyfriend drowned.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
The thing right in front of me. Now, it likely
would not have survived.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
That's the reason he did it. And he says, there's
no we're not going to step on it. So he goes,
this is the He goes, this is the most humane
way to do it. And I still thought to myself,
this is fucked up.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
I like to eat them into a neighbor's yard and
see how it goes. But apparently apparently the mom wouldn't
take the baby back.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
And once you've been you know, ousted, it's weird how
they turn their.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Back smell the oils or something from our hands.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I think that's a that's a myth, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
And the girls get so crows aren't coming to you.
Maybe even.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
They eat my peanuts. They just don't bring me things.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Thats why they call it a murder, because they're just
serial killers.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
I know what.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
They don't car though, so that's fine. I'm gonna I
want to send my crowst to poop on your car.
Speaker 11 (31:31):
All of them touching things like we had. We had
a baby rabbit that was injured in our yard when
I was a kid, and my mom called the vet
and the vet was like, you have to get a
new pair of rubber gloves if you're going to go
out there and try to pick it up and get
it back with its mom or else it's mom when
you you can go put it in the nest and
the mom will kick it out if it smells you.
(31:53):
And it was it was like a very serious thing.
It was very delicate, tiny little bitch. I mean, this
thing was no bigger than a pool ball, and uh yeah,
rubber gloves. Had to handle with rubber gloves, got it
back up on its feet and put it out back
by the den and they took it back. I guess,
but it is true for some species, So definitely research
that before you go touching things.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Fair enough. That was the North American screech tale. I
believe that's.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
The only rubber gloves Tanner has is for when he masturbates.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
So facing the ocean, Facing the ocean, very true.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Trying to be clean tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey show,
heard daily at one oh five nine that brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
Let me know when you're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I bet that's a good start.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey Show, Donkey.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Show out of habit.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
I'm going to hit the kids button like a little hockey,
but I remember they disappeared and I haven't found them,
and I don't know where.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
They hockeys went the kids. So when I go to
reach the button, there's nothing there except for this.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
Yeah, they're on a milk cart and somewhere at this point,
we don't know where these kids went. Goodness, they're on
a runaway train music video.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Runaway Train never gombag?
Speaker 7 (00:39):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Do you know why we reference that?
Speaker 6 (00:44):
No, if you've clearly never seen the music music video,
it's all missing kids.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I wonder if.
Speaker 6 (00:51):
Any missing kids were found because of that, because it's
a good idea.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, that's probably not anyway, it's a Donkey Show.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
While she looks that up, it's the Donkey Show podcast
heard on uh whatever, you're listening to it on platforms? Yeah,
many things, various various platforms and things. I'm Tanner Drew's here,
Laurds here, Busters, Marcus is with us. Court could be
joining us here in a few minutes. Court's been lagging lately.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
He's got a lot going on. They could give hims
some extra work here.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, and so he's not just programming the radio station
in Portland one of five nine the Brew, but he's
now programming one or two point What is it one of?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Didn't you one of two point nine?
Speaker 8 (01:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Five?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
One or two?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
There's only a couple of one or two five, one
or two point fivey okay?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
One a two point four years? Five years? You would
think hold on one or two point three? CAZy? Okay?
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't think it's not one or two point.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
One or two point five?
Speaker 9 (01:53):
Stupid?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Five sounds weird. That sounds weird too.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Why can I think it's five?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
How are you not just.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Putting I was on this radio station. Literally, I'm not
even kidding guys, one two five. I don't know why
it took a year to get there.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I said one O two point five?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
And so were we Why were we still discussing? Laura?
It's one of two five kz okay, one or two points.
I just don't know why, I believe. I just don't
know why I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
You should, out of anybody, you should have known it.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
I was literal, I did afternoons there for a couple
of years, at least like almost five nice retention.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Four guys, Can I bring it back for a moment?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
What?
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Yes, many of the missing children featured in the music
video were found twenty one out of the thirty six.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Oh that means that they didn't want to be found.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
This one says twenty six were found out of a
decent clip.
Speaker 10 (02:45):
Better.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I thought it was going to be three out of them,
So I'll take that.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's quite a few.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 6 (02:50):
The rest live in Portland, Yeah, somewhere under the bridge
standing there.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Before I hit record, we were talking about something that
was we're talking about pet interesting to me? Oh yeah,
public displays of affection? Well, why do we start talking
about them?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Because we were talking about tongues. I don't know, like
do you kiss with your tongue? And I had a
girlfriend who was really sloppy, and what about you, Marcus
that the tongue.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
I can't remember why we got Marcus came on and
we called him the tongue, the tongue, and.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Then we started talking about public displays of affection and
then kissing and I feel like there's a story.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
So we're talking about it because it was even before.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
It doesn't really matter.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
The moral of the story was we wanted to know
if people actually use tongue anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, but there was something we were discussing.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
We were talking how it matters to me.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
We were talking about making out and You're like, I
don't really make out unless i'm getting.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Like if you if you're like during the sexy time,
that's okay to make out, but like when you're you know,
I just I had a girlfriend recently that was the
tonguiest girl that I dated.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I don't like a lot of tongue.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Like, don't I don't want to feel like this is
the set of trims and a warmoid is going into.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
My mouth because she would have that and have like
a it was just.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
A big tongue and I and and like she would
move it around a lot, and I don't like that
like a little bit of tongue and definitely not in public,
you know, actively cleaning my teeth right now. Yeah, No,
I just want to like, I like the little peck
like right here on the corner of the mouth in public.
And then we move away from each other. You know,
I don't want to sit here.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Don't touch me, don't even look at me. Just pretend
you don't know me.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I do the I'm I have the habit of put
my hand on the back. I do that a lot,
Like if I'm just open the door or whatever, I
put my hand on the back. But like, I don't
like hold hands, like we're announcing holding.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Hands is fine, like if you're walking into a place,
like if you're in the lowest parking lot and you're
walking into a place together, like I'll hold hands and
then we get to a party, to the door and
then it's done, you know, right.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, we're not holding I'm not gonna be that couple
that's like holding each other the whole time. No, Well,
it drives me insane, and I've dated people like that,
and it's just kind of like I feel trapped, you know.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
So on all levels, not even just public displays of affection,
Like we don't touch when we're sleeping.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
You know, she's got her spot, I got mine.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
We don't cuddle on a couch, we don't do any
of those things. Now I'll go sit with her for
a second and then move to my spot or scoot
over and give her some space. If I just laid
on her body, she would sit there for maybe thirty
seconds and then ask.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
If I'm good, Am I messing with you?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Like what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
I'm a legs on the lap type of person, which
is so like, if we're sitting on the couch, I
might I will the legs.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I'll grab your leg and pull it over me.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I like that.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
I like if we're watching a movie and there's room,
maybe like lay down next to each other.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
But like I'm not overly.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I get really hot and you know, still need to
like cuddle on that level.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
She's a hot body, and after a while, I'm just like, dude,
even my kids, I'm like.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You're on me. Yeah, you are on me now.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
When I'm sleeping, I definitely, for the most part, do
not like to touch. I will spoon for a second
and then I'm like, okay, I gotta roll over to
my thing.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I also, but what I really like to do is
I love sleeping back to back.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah, not the entire night because you get a little
hot or whatever, but sleeping back to back is such
a comforting feeling. Is really the only and it's like,
you know, you can be right up on them and
and still not be in each other's face, but still
kind of like in.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
A way you're cuddling.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, and it's still feel as bad, feel a warm
body there. Other than that, we're you know, I need
some separation now.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
Granted, if you never pay attention to me, never touch
my arm, never anything, I might be like, well, why can't.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I get a little hug or a cuddle.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
But if you're being reassured throughout life that she's not
like leaving you or something, I I'm pretty confident that
I don't need to, like sturdy up with her hand.
I don't need to stand right in front of tanner
and dig my tongue in her throat.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
See, man, she still got it. I feel like I
like it when you do it. That's really not court.
What about you and your wife? Do you guys? You
guys cuddlers?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Does she throw a leg over you or a titty
on a neck?
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Yeah, that's nice, that's a that's a great way to
fall asleep. No, we do not. We don't like snuggle,
especially when we're going to bed at night. Same same reason.
Get I get too hot?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah? What about movies and stuff. Do you like, cuddle you?
Speaker 10 (07:06):
We'll sit next week to like right next to each
other and like hold hands during a movie if we're
sitting on the couch or whatever. She is famously someone
who does not like hugs, and my family are all huggers,
and so it took her a long time. I still
have to like capture her in like the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
You have to tell her to hug your children.
Speaker 10 (07:24):
No, she'll hug them, okay, right, so yeah, no, but
she'll just be hanging out in the kitchen. I'll give
her the back hug, which she hates because she's like,
what do you what do you expect me to do?
Speaker 7 (07:33):
I can't.
Speaker 10 (07:34):
I'm standing here a prisoner. It feels good.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
They don't understand like it. It feels good to just,
you know, bear grab somebody.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
Yeah, And I'm like, well, this is the only way
I'm gtting a hug Because're not gonna give me a hug,
So I'm just take one.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I'm taking a Yeah. I'll even make a joke of that.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I'm like, oh, look, she's getting feisty around.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
What about you, Marcus, you and your wife? Oh, hold on,
hold on. We haven't been able to hear Marcus. Hold on, jeez,
been talking. That's good.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
It's been eight minutes. It's just been sitting there that
poor guy. Now we can hear you, Marcus, round of
applies for markets.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
The tongue is back.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
No, Ashley and I went really old school the last
time we moved the living room around. Like I feel
like we are two people in our seventies retired because
we both sit in our easy chairs in our lazy boys.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
There, the couch belongs to the dogs.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Like it doesn't even really face the TV in a
way that's comfortable to watch TV when you're sitting on it.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
When you said old school, which like I think it
was gonna be like Ricky and Lucy and they had
shared separate beds.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
There's now cuddling on the couch for these two.
Speaker 11 (08:38):
Well, it's kind of like that in bed too. The
dogs end up, you know, taking up some space even
though they're small. They kind of like if we touch
each other in bed, if we're trying to snuggle in
bet or something, one of the dogs will come up
and insert themselves between us, like very jealous of the
of the attention that somebody else in the house is getting.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
But I'm so dude.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
I sleep so hot that like even having a dog
close to me, Tanner, you were talking about back to back.
I love it when my when my dog lays up
against my back when I'm sleeping, But I can only
do it for like a half an hour, and I
get so hot, I'm sweaty.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
I don't want anything to do with it.
Speaker 11 (09:12):
So there's not a lot of contact in our house
unless there's plans for there to be contact, and we're
we're making something happen.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Marcus does get and we went, you know, went to
Vegas and uh we shared rooms, and I just remember Marcus.
Marcus gets you know, he's got roseatia, so he gets
beat red. He would he can't really wear clothes when
he sleeps, and that's why we slept naked together.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Was that was fine. Wait, you bro sleep naked in
Vegas and he.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Goes back to back, it's fine back and we went
over the rules.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Back to back is fine.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
But he gets so hot that like, uh, you know,
for his wife, he's probably like a heat rock for
an iguana, just they're just radiating heat the entire time.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
I know my ex used to say, you're like a
tiny oven. Yeah, because I'm just I run so hot.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah, girls usually do.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I feel like my girl is a is a heat
rock as well, and my not all of my daughters,
so like my old we don't know about Milli yet,
she's not too yet.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
But my oldest is like me, she's like almost cold
to the touch.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
But my middle girl, Josie, if she has a nightmare,
and she's getting older on that now, but we're like.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Can dad, can I come in?
Speaker 6 (10:15):
I had a bad dream, and as a dad, she
lays there and it's so comfortable and so cozy, but
you could set a three minute timer for when it
becomes miserable. Yes, it'll just cook me out.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
It's the same thing with Cooper. He'll crawl in bed
and it's crazy sixty seconds.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Like I'm sorry, I got it. Just you there, me here.
Speaker 10 (10:34):
My wife is dead from the waist down because she
has no circulation in her legs, and so like I'll
just be laying there enjoying, just about to fall asleep,
but I'll just feel this this foot kind of slowly
slide across and then like attach itself to at my
thigh and then I'm just wide awake after that freezing
cold She's like, warm up my feet.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Oh, that's brutal. That is brutal.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Yeah, and maybe that's a lady thing too, because I
could feel like it's always cold something.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I just I can picture Laura putting her cold feet
on some some dude's back.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
But I can picture that same dude like trying to
like dutch o in me that morning.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I gotta get my pay back in my back.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
You're getting anove and we all have pros and cons.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
Warm up your feet by farting on them?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, all right, Well, happy Wednesday. When we're recording this
on June fourth, it's starting to feel like summer outside.
You know, it's it's staying light super late, it's getting
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
What they say about today, what June the fourth be
with you.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
As a Star Wars guy? Was like that was not cool, Laura.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's like no one says a thing.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Yeah, I've made the fourth This year was on like
a Sunday, so we didn't even do anything on the
air this year.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I remember thinking, nice, there's really like, you know, Star Wars,
there's nothing really good, right and Andy.
Speaker 10 (12:00):
Probably the best thing that Star Wars has ever done.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Mandalorian is pretty good.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
Crushes the Mandalorian because.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
I thought The Mandalorian was basically Star Wars. Once that
came out, I was like, this is star Wars.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
I mean it's It's not if you're looking for Star
Wars with the laser blasters and all the kind of
lightsabers and all and Ors not it. And Or is
to Star Wars what the Penguin is to the Batman.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Okay, oh that's cool.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
So the story is good, because that's when I need
the story to be good. I don't care about all
the sabers and the effects. If the story sucks, I can.
Speaker 10 (12:32):
His story is incredible. Watch it from the first season
all the way through the end of the second season,
and then roll straight into Rogue one.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
I've heard people who aren't even sci fi nerds or
even Star Wars fans talk about and Ors, So maybe
I'll give it a shot. I got I Got a
Power through Righteous Gemstones first. Then yeah, let's keep it
all and I might even watch it a second time
through because it's so freaking good.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
All right, it's just a lot of the episodes twice
just because.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, Watterson will fall asleep and so we got to
go back.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I watched season one to because the person I'm watching
it with.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
So yeah, yeah, there's certain shows that you can watch
over and like thirty Rock is one of those.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Thirty Rocks on the Office is one of them. Breaking
Bad was one of them.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I can't do Breaking Bad anymore because I've seen every
episode multiple times. Yeah yeah, but for a while there,
it was that show I could just throw on, and
I guess I still can if there's nothing else. But yeah,
The Office for me is one of those shows where
if I'm depressed or there's nothing else on TV, or
if I just need some noise in the background while
I'm doing something, I just can throw The Office literally
any episode as long as Michael Scott's involved the two
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seasons without.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Him, or I can't fucking do it.
Speaker 10 (13:32):
Oh yeah, no, I dropped off. I still haven't watched
the last two seasons of that show.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
It's noise, Yeah, it's just noise ye. But yeah, that's
one of those shows that I could just throw it.
Is there a show drew that you can just throw
on at any time, doesn't matter what's going on.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
I mean, it used to be twenty four, but I
honestly I don't watch shows like that anymore.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
I just have no time.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
It's like a Gemstones is the first show where I've
been where I've been able to like lock in in
the longest time. I mean, I hate that I don't
have a great answer for you.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
But that's fine, Marcus. Are you watching Righteous Gemstones right
now or did you already? Did you already watch it?
Speaker 11 (14:05):
No, We've got a few different things that we're in
and that's that one's next on the list. Ashley's been
hitting me up about starting that one for a while.
We got the new season of peace Maker coming out.
We're just finishing the first season finish, like, there's so
much going on.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I'm telling you though that that I really truly believe
that Jim Stones is the best show for me since
Breaking Bad.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Yeah, stop what you're doing, because we're about to ruin
all those other shows for you when you start watching.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
The Game of Thrones is great. Final season could have
been better. It was really bad, but the worst. But
I mean the leading up to it was excellent.
Speaker 10 (14:39):
No that that show was, it was top tier.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
But I think the last.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Season Righteous Gemstones, dude, might take the cake for me
as best show since Breaking Bad.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I mean, you can't really put Game Gemstones in the same.
Speaker 10 (14:53):
Show show.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
I just mean, like in terms of like just the writing,
but it's like addictiveness of it.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
If you like Game of Thrones, you're not necessarily going
to work grateous jump sounds and advice versa.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
But I do agree they're both great shows.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
HBO is just smirking that the arguments between two of
their show their shows.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, well they do.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
They've made some major mistakes, like they they passed on
Breaking Bad and a bunch of other great shows that
were huge hits, like mad Men.
Speaker 10 (15:18):
But well, the final season of Game of Thrones is
their fault because they're like, ah, well, just shorten everything
and we'll do it for half the money. I mean,
and that's why it sucks so bad.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
Yeah, so that's their fault.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
But they've got so many good they made great decisions.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
HBO Max HBO, HBO. Yeah, it was funny.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Did you watch the I think it was last week tonight, Yeah,
middle of next or last month or whatever when he
was just.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Making fun Yeah, yeah, that show last week tonight with
John Oliver is.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
That's one of those shows.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
That's one of those shows that I will turn on
when i'm like making dinner or something that.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I don't like, I'll just I won't.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
You don't necessarily be paid full.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Attention to it, but it's on and I it's always good.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
I suppose that, you know, because only sometimes do you
need to see something you can you can listen to
that show. It probably could be a podcast.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
Yeah, I do that when I'm making dinner. I do
that with the Archer because I could. You don't necessarily
have to see what's happening in Archer. It's just about
what they're what they're yapping back and forth at each
other about.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, Marcus, sorry, didn't mean come out.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
No, it's cool.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
I'm glad Court brought that up because that's a lot
of times when my background noise shows are happening.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
Is when I'm cooking.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
I'm doing dinner and trying to get it ready for
Ashley and I before she gets home. And it's there's
three main stays right the office, Parks and Rec and
Seinfeld because they don't have to see any of that.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
I hear the jokes. It makes me laugh. I don't
ever look at the TV.
Speaker 11 (16:38):
But recently, just as recently as last week, I've started
watching Last Chance you on Netflix.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Which is it.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
It's a documentary about these junior colleges that guys that
have been kicked off of D one programs like Oregon
and Oregon State go to to try to get one
more D one offer before their eligibility runs out. And
it's the it's the you know, the schooling and the
coaching and practice and then they'll have a game.
Speaker 10 (17:03):
Dude.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
It's It's totally filled my football void for these last
couple of weeks. And that's the same thing is like
there's not a lot of action that happens except in
the ten to fifteen minutes that they're talking about the
game that week. Most of it is just the drama
that happens around it. And I've been loving it for
a non watcher, just a listener lately, Like if it
was a podcast, I think I could honestly listen to it.
(17:24):
Give it a shot if you're if you're jonesing for
football like me, Last chance. He fills that void.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Yeah, he keeps coming up and putting his hands under
his wife and going hot.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
There's so many things I need to watch. I need
to finish the Pewee Herman documentary. Pee has himself I
think is what it's called. And then there's a documentary
about the Titans Summercible that I hear is really really good,
even though I'm not super interested in I hear how
interesting of that? I don't really I'm kind of over it.
Does it have any of the great memes in there?
Speaker 10 (17:56):
What it is?
Speaker 11 (17:57):
Like the episode that I watch, which I don't know
how many parts it is, but I watched probably forty
five minutes of the first part last night, and it's
a lot of people like, dude, this guy didn't know
what he was doing. This guy was overlooking a lot,
this guy was playing with fire, And I think that's
kind of what the world needed to hear, because, like,
I don't know, there's a bunch of people that had
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already gone down in that submarine, like the guy from
Expedition Unknown, I think his name is Josh Gates.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
He is in it, and.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
He's like the they screwed us into it, and I
realized that I couldn't get out, and like we're hearing
these pops and everything, and he was actually supposed to
go down with that journey but decided, no, this is unsafe.
Speaker 8 (18:36):
I can't do it.
Speaker 10 (18:37):
It's kind of.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Wild, like it's worth a watch, and it's like your interest.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
I heard there are times where that the guy went
down in the sub and then just everything would would
just stop working and they would just sit there and
you know, the water deadweight for a few minutes until
the systems came back up, And it just seems like
he was disregarding every major rule and recommendation from the experts.
I was watching this interview with James Cameron, the director,
the other day, and he was talking about the submersible.
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I don't know if it was sixty minutes or what
it was, but he was saying like, yeah, he always
just trying to get me involved.
Speaker 7 (19:06):
But then he probably knows more about the Titanic and
that you know, that same trip more.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Than sums and cameras to go down there, like he
knows he knows how dangerous it is.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
When it starts pinging and popping and you feel that
you've been conned into going down there. I feel like
that's at the point of the mutiny. You know, it's
like I am going to rip your head off your
shoulders if you don't go north.
Speaker 10 (19:29):
Yeah right now, I I you wouldn't have been able
to get me in that thing in the first place,
just because like it's controlled by like an Xbox control.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Not even that it was like the logic. They were
like Logitech. It was just some cheap XPO PlayStation podcast.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
Right, yeah, right, basically yeah, with the power fist or whatever.
And then and there's no seats due.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
He was if you got there and he was working
a fucking Nintendo power glove, the power fist is a
whole nother thing. Sorry, power fists. You get into yeah,
fantasy all the way down to the Titan.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
It brings out you want to go. You were talking
about submersible, how deep you want to go?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
But James Cameron in the snop in this interview was like, dude,
the guy just he you know, he was not listening
to reason and this is that, right, there is a
good example of billionaires who won't listen to people around them.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Somebody, while this whole thing was going on, somebody said
to me, They're like, well, I don't understand why people
are being so mean. Like they're like, I don't understand
how people can be making jokes when people died. Just
because they're billionaires doesn't mean that it wasn't like a
tragic loss of.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Life, which is very very true.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
That is valid, but also it's like it's billionaires being irresponsible,
like he got people killed.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Feeling bad, but like.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
He got people killed. Blood is on your hands, right, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:45):
I feel surf. There was like a teenage kid.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Or whatever they went her son or something.
Speaker 10 (20:49):
I feel for those guys because they didn't want that
to happen.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I just wanted to see the Titanic or whatever.
Speaker 10 (20:55):
But the dude driving the thing, he knew better.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I do feel like they should probably just to make
it a rule, like there's just no exploring.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
It's not a tourist destination, all right, it's it's a
grave site, yeah, number one. And then it's an.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Interesting it's historically outweigh the content.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, historical. What is it like when they try to preserve.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
Things, you know, that's just the artifactor.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Leave it alone, let it decay. And just I heard
rumors that they wanted to like dig some of it
up and put it.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
In a museum.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Leave it alone.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Like you got the movie.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Ships, you know this just this is the most famous
one because of the movie and the pomp and circumstance
around the ship.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Ships fell into the sea, left and right, Yeah, there's
a ship falling into the seat right now. Yeah, I'm
sure we.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Speak someone waving their hands on the ocean to see
the Andrea Doria.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
You know, it's like, it's just I don't get it.
One thing, you guys, right.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
What is the Andrea Doria?
Speaker 10 (21:47):
Where is that?
Speaker 11 (21:48):
That's that's a that's actually a Seinfeld reference. It collided
with a tanker off the coast of Long Island and
like I don't know, like the sixties or something, and
twelve people died, and it's like it was there's a
whole Seinfeld episode about it.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Anyway, that doesn't matter. You guys brought up the.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
No no, no, no, no, I'm telling you look it up,
the Andrea Doria.
Speaker 11 (22:15):
It's okay, all right. I thought you guys were not
believing anything. I was pulling historical facts out of my ass.
That one's real.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
You guys mentioned the teenager and his dad that were
on the Titan submersible in this documentary, the one thing
the main guy's talking about, and he's like, yeah, three
of my best friends died that day and I really
miss him. And then there were the two other guys
and it was basically like a like a vision quest,
Like they didn't know anything about it. They had no
idea what they were getting into. They thought, hey, we
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have some money, we can spend it. This would be
a really cool experience. And now they're dead.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
I mean it you.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Should have went to Cabo or something.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Yeah, there was a lot of I mean even a
little parasailing.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
I mean, the one saving grace is that they didn't
know what happened. Like there there was no suffering. They
just blinked out.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
They they said it was like a millisecond or something
like that.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
Like they they're just gone. I mean, I mean you've.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Seen videos of like those tankers that are just implodal quick.
I mean it's that quickly.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But I just think because there was probably pitch black
in there, I mean from.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
They had to feel something for a second.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Well and from the go from the jump, I don't
know how safe I would feel the entire time.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Yeah, the science says that that that ship basically crushed
in less time than it takes your brain to process.
Speaker 8 (23:33):
That's that was the reason they didn't know anything.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
Is the synapse couldn't fire in time for you to
just be vapor and so it is actually like I
guess from a scientific standpoint, it makes sense to me
if that's true. If one happens this fast and the
other happens that fast, then I guess it makes sense.
But still, so like you turned into ocean putty, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
That's bad.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Does the body basically crush like a like a soda can? Oh?
Speaker 10 (23:57):
I mean it basically pureis you the animes I've seen?
Basically it smashes so fast and you just kind of
squirt out the crack like catch it.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
Yeah, just which is fine because if my loved going
was on there, I would be thinking all the time
about those waning moments. And just to know that it's
a light switch, that's better. That's better than agony.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I just hope that, like, because there's there's report because
I guess they don't know if maybe they knew it
was about to happen, or if it just happens they're boing,
because there's there's reports that it probably that it could
have lost power and then was at like a like
an angle, and and if that's the case, everyone's kind
of on top of each other.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
And I would imagine there were probably some noises and.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Cracks and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
They probably maybe he knew and didn't want to say
anything like oh this is is that?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
What wress that?
Speaker 11 (24:52):
It's one thing they talk about in that documentary is
they say, like you you don't go on And it's true.
I've been in a submarine, just Atlanta's submar out in
a why they don't take you down that far. But
those things pop and creak like crazy, even going down
just a few feet. They start too because it's pressure.
I mean, it's unimaginable pressure once you get down even
to like a hundred feet. And he kind of shines
(25:14):
it on by saying, well, there's a video of him
and I think he said something along lines of well,
you've never taken anything underwater that doesn't make some noise.
And it's like, again, it doesn't er. You're addressing like
you should. You're going all the way down, You're not
just going down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
And it worked, well, it works a couple of times.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
But they say each time it went down and up
and down and up and down and up, the thing expands.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
And goes in.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
That's right, that's what destroyed it.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
And then that's eventually just the thing was the structure
was too weak in it, and it broke out.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
It's just even a car that vibrates itself apart over
three hundred thousand miles. It's that same idea that you
keep on going flexing, flexing, hot, cold, this.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
That and the other.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
And it's just really frustrating, you know that, Like this
guy just wasn't listening to the smarter people around him,
and now a bunch of people are.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Dead because of it. It's it's super frustrating, but that's uh.
I'll tell you what. The memes are the best though.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
There was for a week or so of just some
of the funniest memes that I had ever seen because
everyone was I feel like on board of it for
the most part, you know, I feel like everyone if
you weren't creating beams, you're released laughing at them.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
And I think any the moment you start disrespecting the
power of the ocean, that's when people start losing their lives.
Whether you're standing on the shore, you're on a boat,
or you're in a submarine. I mean, as soon as
you try and outsmart the ocean, you're a dead man.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Then they ston never turn your back on the seat,
which is why I'm masturbate towards the ocean, and I.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Mean I have been rolled up the beach in Cabo.
The red sale warnings are there every single day of
the year, and if you turn your back, it'll suck
you right into the gulf, turn into the Sea of Cortez.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
Yeah, just imagining Tanner standing at the shore.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Whacking it, singing a song at the same time. But
I see you following the rules court. He's facing the ocean.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
He's being respect he's been watching too, my triteous stem stones.
Put your dick away.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
Bro, I can't wait to watch more.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
I can't wait. I'm so addicted to it right now.
I know the same thing's gonna happen in Grand Theft
Thought of six comes out. I'm gonna come to work
and I'm gonna think about it all day.
Speaker 11 (27:13):
You know, like that's never gonna happen, So you might
as well just act like that's a fantasy world.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
At this point in time. We're not getting that game.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, if Nostradamis is correct, because remember that came out
in the news yesterday that like four psyde kicks, including
noster domas an apocalypse before the end of the year.
And if that happens, we'll never see g T A six.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
They never even started it because they knew just been
blowing smoke up her as well.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
What starts the apocalypse? They actually put it on sale.
Speaker 11 (27:45):
The world loses its ship and everybody starts fighting.
Speaker 8 (27:48):
That's the end of it.
Speaker 10 (27:49):
So that's right. I had a fortune cookie that said
I'm gonna have a very good week, so I feel
like it's not gonna happen. I'm not worried about the
apocalypse because the fortune cooie said it's okay.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, that's legit.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I'm team Cookie.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Hand Express. They all say that I'm sorry to have.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
A ship day is what they should say.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Yeah, I do feel like before we go, I feel
like there's a couple of things we need to We
need the world to not We need World War three
to at least wait for Avengers Doomsday and Avengers what's
the next one after that?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Secret Wars and then grand the thought of six.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Right, we need just the world to keep it together
for those three things, not too much to ask.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
And also the world needs to keep it together until
my crows bring me something, because like they haven't brought
me anything yet, and I'm really trying to, Like, I.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Feel like I feel like this should have happened a
long time ago. This is I feel like it's not
going to happen. If it would have, it would have
already it.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Was assault on your neighbors. At this point, you're just
feeding sky rats.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
You deserve love those crow zone rabbit.
Speaker 10 (28:53):
Wait are they quiet or they do they do that
the entire night?
Speaker 9 (28:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Uh no, they're they're quiet when.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
They're not quiet.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
They're quiet when they come visit me.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
But like when I go outside and they tell their friends,
uh huh, they're like, oh, the lady's here.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
That would drive me crazy. If they're quiet. I love crows.
And when they're just like hanging out on the but
when when they start doing that at five o'clock in
the morning, which they do outside my window.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I mean they well they do that regardless.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
So there's a bird near there's a bird, and there's
an owl to owls, aren't that loud because but this
fucker is.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
But there's a bird.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
I hear him every morning when I leave for the
for the station, and he's the loudest bird that I
think is he's gonna wake neighbors.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
This bird is so yeah, they're singing so loud right
now too, Yeah, because they got babies.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
Get a bb gun, Just take the thing out. Man.
Speaker 11 (29:47):
It's like, I wouldn't shoot a crow, but I've I've
taken out many in my life because they're annoying. And
that's like we had a in my house grown up.
We had a bb gun in the garage by the
window for that purpose because they're so god annoying.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Tell Marcus is a country boy and a pros organ.
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Imagine imagine if every time you opened your mouth and
said something annoying, somebody shot you with it.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
You're gonna tell me like so in my yard, here's
an example for you, Lord. You like birds, right, So
what about when you watch a crow rip a baby
bird out of its nest and drop it from like
one hundred feet in.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
It's a dog eat dog world.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
You put a babie in that ass.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
It's a doggy dog world.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
And I am or and I am mutt.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
You're only allowed.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
You're only allowed to shoot it with a beby gun
if you're planning on eating it.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Save the baby bird.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
When I was a kid, a baby bird fell out
of a nest at my house and my mom's boyfriend drowned.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
The thing right in front of me. Now, it likely
would not have survived.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
That's the reason he did it. And he says, there's
no we're not going to step on it. So he goes,
this is the He goes, this is the most humane
way to do it. And I still thought to myself,
this is fucked up.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
I like to eat them into a neighbor's yard and
see how it goes. But apparently apparently the mom wouldn't
take the baby back.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
And once you've been you know, ousted, it's weird how
they turn their.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
Back smell the oils or something from our hands.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I think that's a that's a myth, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
And the girls get so crows aren't coming to you.
Maybe even.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
They eat my peanuts. They just don't bring me things.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Thats why they call it a murder, because they're just
serial killers.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
I know what.
Speaker 7 (31:26):
They don't car though, so that's fine. I'm gonna I
want to send my crowst to poop on your car.
Speaker 11 (31:31):
All of them touching things like we had. We had
a baby rabbit that was injured in our yard when
I was a kid, and my mom called the vet
and the vet was like, you have to get a
new pair of rubber gloves if you're going to go
out there and try to pick it up and get
it back with its mom or else it's mom when
you you can go put it in the nest and
the mom will kick it out if it smells you.
(31:53):
And it was it was like a very serious thing.
It was very delicate, tiny little bitch. I mean, this
thing was no bigger than a pool ball, and uh yeah,
rubber gloves. Had to handle with rubber gloves, got it
back up on its feet and put it out back
by the den and they took it back. I guess,
but it is true for some species, So definitely research
that before you go touching things.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Fair enough. That was the North American screech tale. I
believe that's.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
The only rubber gloves Tanner has is for when he masturbates.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
So facing the ocean, Facing the ocean, very true.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Trying to be clean tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
You've been listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura's Donkey show,
heard daily at one oh five nine that brew dot com.
May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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