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Get on up with Johnny Wilde inthe morning on Big ninety seven nine.
Let's do it. Let's get tothe big things you need to know.
This is one that I, asa parent, had never heard of.
Maybe this is new. Don't buyblue bathing suits, especially for little kids,
and especially for little kids that cannotswim, depending on the color of

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blue, if it is the sameshade as the pool water, because you
know pool water looks blue. Ohman, I saw some video on this.
You cannot see the child in there, and if they've gone under,
that's bad news. So watch outfor that. Don't buy blue bathing suits.
That is a That's a very helpfultip right there. Mike Tyson will

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fight annoying YouTuber Jake Paul on Julytwentieth at AT and T Stadium in Dallas.
This is gonna air live on Netflix. That's a pretty big stadium to
hold a fight like this. Idon't know a lot of boxing, but
I guess this will be pretty big. Tyson'll be fifty eight when he steps
in the ring. Jake Paul istwenty seven, and I've seen that guy.

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I hope he gets flattened. I'msure he will. Darius Rucker was
asked if he's ever hooked up witha fan, and the answer was so
obvious he just started laughing. Ofcourse, if somebody says no, they're
lying. Oh my goodness. MichaelKeaton has seen a cut of the new
Beetlejuice movie and he says it's great. Arrives in theaters September sixth. They're

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at least what two generations that don'tknow anything about Beetlejuice. Yeah, and
finally, see what you did Netflix, You're the reason we can't have free
things. Max is the latest streamerto announce that they're gonna crack down on
password sharers. It'll begin late thisyear. And yes, in the announcement

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they mentioned how successful Netflix was doingand cracking down on their end. They
also called it a meaningful opportunity toincrease revenue. Okay, that's great.
Well, you're welcome that we're keepingyou in business. And those are the
big things you need to know.I'm Big Natty seven nine, I'm Johnny
Wilde. I'm Big Naughty seventy nineoscars. Last night, let's get to
the Holly wild report that's doing.I would imagine the after parties just started

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wrapping up. As a matter offact, it was a long show,
but thankfully it started early. Heckit was four pm, Hollywild time.
They went an hour earlier. Thisyear fiftieth anniversary of the Streaker. Some
of you probably remember that Jimmy Kimmeland John Cena had a bit about that,

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and Sena was one hundred percent completelynaked. The only thing covering him
up was an oscar envelop At least, they're like the size of a Manila
folder. Of course, he's rippedme on belief and manscaped quite well.
I will add, here's a clip. Can you imagine if a new man

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ran across the stage today, wouldn'tthat be crazy? Sena's hiding, Jimmy,
I can't come there. I dothe thing. Excuse me for a
sacle. He's hiding. What's goingon? You're supposed to run across the
stage? I changed my mind.I don't want to use streaker bit anything.
You mean you don't want to dothe streaker bit anymore? We're doing

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it. I don't feel right aboutit. You'll want to say you should
feel shame right now for suggesting sucha tasteless idea. This is supposed to
be funny. The meal body isnot a joke. Mine is. No,
it's not. You wrestle naked?Why not, dude, I don't
wrestle naked. Wrestling Geors George areworse than naked. I'm telling you.
The whole thing was. It wasfunny, but it was almost uncomfortable because

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then Sina starts walking out to themicrophone and he's got nothing on but this
Oscar envelope, and wow, itwas brave and bold, but it was
really good. Top winners from lastnight Oppenheimer seven Awards. They got Best
Picture, Best Actor, Best Director, Best Supporting Actor Robert Downey Jr.

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Emma Stone was able to win oneof the big ones for a totally different
movie, Poor Things, and I'vegot audio of her later on this hour.
She has a wardrobe malfunction herself andfinally a Best Supporting Actress. This
was my favorite. Davine Joy Randolphfor The Holdovers. Her speech was so
good, first one of the night, and I loved it. Listen.

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You don't hear many folks from Hollyweirdgive God a shout out, but Davine
did. God is so good.You know, I didn't think I was
supposed to be doing this as acareer. I started off as a singer.
My mother said to me, goacross that street to that theater department.
There's something for you. And Ithank my mother for doing that.

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When I was the only black girlin that class and you told me I
was enough, And when I toldyou I don't see myself, you said,
that's fine. We're going to forgeour own path. I pray to
God that I get to do thismore than once. Have a blessed night.
Thank you so much. Oh yes, yes, I think that was
just fantastic, very very nice.And there you go. That is the

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hollywild Report. I'm big ninety sevennine. Well, I thought I knew
all of my wife's hall passes,and I think you know what I mean
by that, But no, clearlyI don't, because well it's my fault.
I gave her one last night.I'm Johnny Wilde. I'm Big ninety
seven nine. During the Oscars,I was watching it. She was upstairs
in her office and I actually pausedthe TV on Chris Hamsworth and I sent

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her a picture. Well, andthen this happens. Not only did I
send you a picture, but Ipaused the TV so you could come down
and see Ris Hemsworth and we can'trepeat exactly what you said, but tell
everybody basically what you did. Say. That's the best looking human I've ever
seen. I cannot argue with you. That was take my breath away?

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What is that? And then Isaid, hey, if I could get
you a hookup, I would dothat. You did, Yeah? Do
I get points for that? Well? Yeah, let's make that happen.
Yes, you get points for that. That's I like that. You sent
me a picture and said this ison TV right now, and I ran
down here. This is why whenI say, hey, do you want
to go see the new Avengers movieor Thor? And you go, now,
I hate those movies. Well that'sThor right there. Then I'll go

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see that movie. Absolutely. Iwould watch anything he's in. I think.
I just I like to look athim. That just I didn't hear
where he said. I don't knowwhat he was introducing, but man,
that was if I wear a ChrisHemsworth mask, will that help? No?
You're beautiful the way you are.I'm not that beautiful. What about
a Thor helmet? No, you'reperfect just the way you are. Oh,

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you're very handsome, but if youcould get me his phone number,
that'd be okay. I'll work onthat, babe. My wife, she
cracks me up seriously though. Doesanybody know where I can get a thor
helmet? Big ninety's seventy nine?So yeah, that's the topic this morning.
Wardrobe malfunctions and it even happened lastnight during the Oscars to Emma Stone
my dress, he's broken. Ithink it happened during I'm just ken.

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I'm pretty sure four things. Shewas so frazzled, but her speech was
great. All right. Back tomy wife and her pants being on backwards,
and I had to find out moreabout this story. So you got
to work me through this because I'ma guy and I don't quite get it.
How do you put pants on backwardsand not realize that and spend half

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of the day with them on backwards? They're stretched pants. I got dressed
in the dark and I was ina hurry, and they felt funny.
They felt funny. I didn't realizethey were on backwards. I go to
the bathroom at around eleven am andthere's a full length mirror in there.
I look at it and I'm likewhy is there bunching in the front of
my pants? Okay, put mypants down, and I'm like, that's
why the tags were in the front. Oh no, okay, so it

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was like a front but yeah,okay, yeah, so you turn them
around and the rest of the daywas fine. Oh no, I left
them that way. What well,you know, I was wearing boots and
socks and it was just too muchof an effort, so I left them
backwards and called it a day.Wow, you should be proud, I
am. Oh, yeah, that'smy wife. Folks, all right.
Wardrobe malfunctions. Hey, I've walkedaround for several hours with my zipper undine,

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so I've got no room to laugh. And why nobody told me that?
I have no idea, Julia,what about your wardrobe malfunction? What
you got? Oh? I havea good one for you. So you
know how when women, when wetake our jeans off, were kind of
just bottom half down comes off.So it's like your jeans and your undergarments
and you kind of just leave themin one spot on the floor. And

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the next day I was going towork and I just put on the same
jeans and I was walking around myvery corporate office in a very public area,
and my thong from the night beforefell out of my pant leg just
mid stride in the middle of aboutfifteen people. About seven people definitely saw
it. I just picked it up, put it in my pocket and pretend

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it never happens. But probably oneof the most mortifying things to ever ever
happened to me. That is epicand fantastic. And I don't think there's
anything throng with that. Oh,let miss some chicken fried I'm big ninety
seven nine, I'm Johnny Wilde.Let's do it. Yes, let's get
into the big things. You needto know. Well, I'm happy about

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this. Viking's QB. Kirk Cousinshas signed a deal with Atlanta, which
to me is good news for Broncoscountry. I felt we were sniffing around.
I kept seeing his name pop up. I'm like, no, no,
I'm glad that's off the table.I just I don't know. I
wanted somebody, not him. Tilllast month. We had to suffer through

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the Stanley cup craze, you know, the big drink cups. This month,
apparently it's Trader Joe's canvas many totebags. You heard about this So
they're two dollars and ninety nine centtote bags and are being resold online for
as much as five hundred bucks,like on eBay. And it's a fairly

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plain looking mini tote bag that basicallycost the same price as a pack of
gum. And if somebody buys itfor that price, I would say,
what is that? Two hundred timesits retail price? Ridiculous? So a
Trader Joe's rep said the bags wereonly available for a week before they actually

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sold out create urgency, with thenext shipment not expected until September. Plan
shortage, some Trader Joe's stores havereportedly been placing limits on the number of
bags people can buy at one time, alert the media. Wow, we
really are like sheep sometimes, right, and let me see Trader Joe's.

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Trader Joe's. Now, why haveI heard that name recently? So much?
Oh? That's right. They hadabout a dozen food product recalls in
the past I don't know twelve months, but I'm sure this chte bag distraction
has got nothing to do with that, right of course. And those are
the big things you might want toknow, Big Natty, seven to nine,

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how many times have you been outto eat with somebody, and it's
just been a complete turnoff because,well they don't know they eat like a
neanderthal most of the time. It'sus, guys. I'm Johnny Wilde here
on Big ninety seven to nine.This is a list of top food turnoffs.
Number one being rude to waiters orwaitresses. I think this tells more

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about a person so quickly, Imean seriously, don't do that. By
the way, eating with your mouthopen or talking with a full mouth of
food, yeah, that's kind ofgross. Spitting something back out onto the
plate. Use a napkin. Althoughmy wife did that one time and the
guy came to grab her napkin andplate. Well he didn't keep it on

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the plate, and it like fellon the ground. It was embarrassing.
It was so gross. Let's see. Picking your teeth, Yeah, that's
not fun. Slurping soup. Don'tdo that either. Eating other people's leftovers
without asking Is that bad? Imean, come on, if it looks

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good, yes, that's bad.I shouldn't do that. Oh, this
one drives me crazy. Licking fingersinstead of using a napkin drives me insane.
My fourteen year old step son doesthis guess why because his mom does
too. Yeah, starting to eatbefore the whole table has their food.

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I always tell people please go ahead, start eating, because there's nothing worse
than sitting there, you know,having to wait. See a few more
food turn offs. Preparing fish inthe office microwave. Yeah, that's pretty
nasty for sure. That stinks upthe entire office. Stealing some of your

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fries while you wait for your ownmeal, Okay, I kind of like
to do that, and eating reallyquickly or taking a long time to eat.
The slow eaters are way worse.I don't want my food to get
cold. I throw down when it'stime to eat, I'm gonna eat.

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And finally ordering a well done steak. That's my mom. I tell her
she's never had a good steak inher life. Hers literally is a hockey
puck on a plate and then someSo there you go. There's some food
turn offs, and if we goeat sometime, I might steal your fries.
Reva is in high demand. Willshe reprise a very popular role?

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We'll find out a minute. I'mJohnny Wild. I'm Big ninety seven nine.
Time now for the Hollywild Reports.Do it so the winners of the
twenty twenty four Razzies, which Ialways I love this list. These are
the worst of the year since wejust had the Oscars. The best Megan
Fox. Wow, she got adouble award Worst Actress in Johnny and Clyde

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and Worst Supporting Actress in The Expendablesfour. Didn't see either one of those.
Sean Voight and sl Stallone also wona Razzie, and Winnie the Pooh
Blood and Honey won Worst Picture.I had to look this one up.
It's a horror slasher pick. Itgot three percent on Rotten to make.

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I watched the preview. It lookedterrifying, but I guess it was just
horrible. They should remarkt this aslike Up and Honey or something like that.
Oh and fran Drescher was given aRazzie Redeemer Award for her work as
the sag After President during the Actors'strike. Young Sheldon's producer hopes Reba McIntyre

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will reprise her limited run role onthe show. She's June Ballard on there.
Very popular character. Riva has alot of people and they say she's
expressing interest, but she's very busy. She's working on a new sitcom pilot
and shooting that now, so shejust doesn't know if it's going to work
Outriva's people will get back with Sheldon'speople, all right? Coming up next,

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was John Cena really naked under thatOscars envelope? If you didn't see
the video, surely you saw apicture yesterday. How could he not be?
Right? Well, I've got theinside scoop on Big nutety seven nine.
Was he really naked under that Oscar'senvelope? Johnny Wilde, I'm Big

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Natty seven nine. That was bold. When I saw him walk out from
behind the stage, I went allwhat seriously? In many ways he looked
like an actual Oscar's statue. Heshredded, ripped, sculpted, whatever you
want to call it. My wifesaid perfection, so I guess that works

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too. John Cena appeared to becompletely nude when he stepped on stage at
the Oscars on Sunday night, butthanks to a wee bit of Hollywood magic,
he wasn't behind that strategically placed envelopthat he was holding revealing the winner
and keeping from revealing himself. Hewas wearing what is now in the trade

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as a modesty garment. It's anarticle of clothing widely used in film,
TV and theater productions, and it'sused to cover actors private parts if a
scene calls for a performative peer ifthey're naked naked. I've seen John c
that he's naked. Such garments areoften sourced from scrap materials like yoga mats

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and leftover fabrics from other costumes.What is this a high school theater department?
This is Hollywood. Anyway. Theyhave these so called intimacy coordinators,
which is just a funny, funnyname that sounds like a therapist for us
normal folks. We're going to seean intimacy coordinator m Anyway. They're hired

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to kind of supervised scenes involving nudityor simulated themes. I did air quotes
there themes and it's a go betweenfor the actors and production staff. So
anyway, there's a modesty shop inCanada that now designs garments like this.
For example, this padded pouch likeJohn Cena war cost sixty two bucks.

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And I guess he was wearing atype of butt cover. Also because there
have been some photos that reveal thatbackstage, So they expect prices to come
down for professional garments, modesty garmentslike this and could be coming soon to
a Walmart near you. A onehundred year old man is getting married this

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summer, and that's part of thegood stuff on Big ninety seven to nine.
I'm Johnny Wilde. Let's do it. Yeah, man, that's the
best. Oh, there's so muchnegative news out there, Isn't it nice
to have something refreshing and good likethis? So we have two stories people
that are over the century mark.First up, a woman in Iowa named

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Trudy Handleman marked her one hundred secondbirthday last week. She did a canned
food drive and so she can't getaround very well anymore. She's one hundred
and two. I can only imagine, but she still wanted to be of
service to her community. She endedup with over four hundred cans. One
hundred and two years old. Checkthis story out. A World War Two

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vet named Harold Terrence is one hundredyears old. He's being honored in France
this June at an event for theeightieth anniversary of D Day. He's also
planning to get married while he's there. He's been dating a ninety six year
old woman since twenty twenty one.They haven't tied the knot yet. I

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wouldn't think you'd wait more than Idon't know, twenty minutes. But they're
in love and this is adorable.We're getting married at ten forty five am
in the City Hall of cat andTon, Lame Man in Normandy, France.
I'm getting my because I love thisgirl. Oh she is one of

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the most magnificent women I've been knownin my entire love. Being in love
is not just for the young.We get butterflies just like everybody else.
Oh my goodness, that is thesweetest, cutest thing ever. And that
is the good stuff. That's theghost of I love it big ninety seventy

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nine. So I found this onlinesurvey what is badly named and what is
a better name for it? AndI gave you an example a few songs
ago. Denthers should be substitutoths.Isn't that fantastic substitutots? Note to self,
start Denther company. I'm gonna trademarkthat. Jetski's kind of a dumb

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name. It should be a botersock. We gonna get on our motorcycle
weather forecast. That's boring weather prophecy. That is awesome. Somebody get Dave
Frasier on the horn and telling meis no longer a weather forecaster or meteorologist,
and honestly, a meteorologist should besomeone that studies meteors. Hello.

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Abbreviation should be a much shorter word. Wet wipes kind of sounds gross.
Maybe we just call them kleenums.Another product name that would be good clean
thems. I love this one.Astronomers should be sky insts. That is
wonderful. I'm a scientist, thismakes sense. W really is more of

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a double V than a W.I've never heard that before. Hemorrhoids,
well, yeah, we all knowthose should be asteroids. And mailman should
have been spelled and called mail mail. I'm a mail mail, so m
AI L M A l E insteadof male men. My brother calls forks

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stabby Grabby's get me one name stabbyGrabby. And my wife sometimes, well
most of the time, we'll rollthrough a stop sign in the neighborhood and
I scold her and she always says, oh, it's stoptional. Isn't that
brilliant? Stoptional? But stop doingthat. That's not stoptional. We're supposed

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to stop there we've got more sleepingpilots. Yep, it's Johnny Wilde on
Big ninety seven nine. Let's getto the stupid news. It's you guys,
look stupid? Are you saying I'mstupid? Dues? Stupid news?
Another day, another airplane story.Yesterday it was a guy throwing actual coins

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into the engine for good luck.Yeah, that really happened today. Who
doesn't love hearing this headline? Pilotand co pilot fall asleep at the controls.
Yes, two pilots with Indonesia's NationalAirline fell asleep during a recent flight

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at the same time for nearly thirtyminutes during a flight from Kendari to the
capital of Jakarta. Gosh, Iwish I could fall asleep on a plane
that easy. It came to airtraffic controls attention when they noticed the aircraft
was not even close to being onthe correct flight path. The pilots were

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eventually awakened and successfully landed in Jakarta. The pilots were like, oh wow,
that was good. I feel sorefreshed. When you find out the
pilot and co pilot are sleeping together, This is not what you want to
hear. Oh no, get onup with Johnny Wilde in the morning on
Big ninety seven nine. Actually wasa special moment during the Oscars Sunday night,

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Godzilla wins his first Oscar. Thisacceptance speech was something else. Check
this out, and the oscar goesto Gozzilla. Here it comes whoa easy,
Big Philone Well, and then Godzilla'slike chasing after John Cena. It

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was just it was weird. JimmyKimmel explains how they pulled off the naked
bit on the Oscars. Coming upnow on stuff we didn't get to.
I'm Johnny wild on Big ninety seventynine. Stuff we didn't get to for
sure. Yeah, stuff we justdidn't get to. Kate Middleton apologized for

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this photo with her and her kids. She admitted it was edited and apology
for any confusion. Did you hearabout this man? It caused an international
incident. The Brits and international presswere in a frenzy. News agencies were
pulling the photo and issuing statements ofapologies, citing fraud and all kinds of

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stuff. You'd have thought she usedstunt doubles for her kids or something.
Right, Goodness, how ghosh ofher to pull off such a stunt,
disgraceful, indeed, well, monarchywill never be the same MESSI the dog
wasn't actually in a seat during theOscars. That bit was pre recorded shoot.

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I didn't really want to know that. And John Cena wasn't actually naked.
I talked about this earlier this morning. His front and back parts were
covered barely. He had a modestypouch on barely. Here's Jimmy Kimmel from
his show last night talking about thenaked bit that he and John planned getting
this on the air. Of allthe times I've hosted the Oscars or the

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Emmys or anything, no comedy bithas ever received more scrutiny than this.
When there were meetings and side meetings, there were emails, There were intense
discussions about the size of the envelope, whether we needed to velcrow it to
John's body, There was and wherewe had to fill his crack and that
socks and various testicalia was discussed.What But I want to thank John for

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being such a good sport. Iwant to apologize for nearly killing our Department
of Sanders and practices. Listen,it was bold, for sure. If
you still haven't seen this, you'vegot to at least look up a picture,
if not the whole video. Itwas. It was something to be
seen for sure. My eyes,my eyes. Well, if you're driving
to or from work this morning,just be super careful. We will pay

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homage to mister hero Plow for gettingthe job done this morning. Here in
just sec Johnny Wilde, I'm bigninety seven to nine. Snow continues today,
Saturday and Sunday sunshine and fifty two. Boy, the grocery stores are
crazy yesterday, weren't they. Ah, I told you that would happen.

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Although our friend texted us last nightshe said, I'm ready. I've got
cake mix and wine. It's like, okay, oh, good luck with
that. How about some wild sound. Yes, mister hero Plow, he
has done it again. It'll comefrom your raid line in his blade.
We can't wait so well he clownsthe street again. That's the mighty hero

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blood. Wow. That was somedecent hangtime right there, very very nice.
All right, Colorado dads, it'llbe snowshoveling today with shorts on.
This is for you. Plus youmight relate to a few other things on
this list. We're Colorado dads,of course, we're gonna scoop our driveways

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with our shorts on. We're Coloradodads. Of course we're gonna drive a
Subaru, a flour Runner, ora Tacoma. I went with the Tacoma
because I think I need a truck. Yeah I don't. We're Colorado dads.
Of course we're gonna get upset withour wives for buying our children overpriced
Patagonia jackets, but then secretly thinkit's pretty cool. We're Colorado dads.
Of course we don't park our carsin the garage. That's where the bikes
go. With Colorado Dads, ofcourse, we spend more time with our

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rescue dog than anybody else in thefamily, even though we were the ones
that didn't want to get them.That is one hundred percent right, and
that is wild sound. I'll doanother issue of that episode, maybe at
seven forty five ish this morning onBig ninety seven to nine. We'll get
on up with Johnny Wilde in themorning on Big ninety seven to nine.
Let's do it all right. Hereare the big things you need to know.

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Yeah, we're still on this KateMiddleton Mother's Day photo. So called
experts found at least sixteen errors init. And what's crazy is photoshops parent
company Adobe. Are they fueling thischaos because it apparently made their stock price
sore? Which just makes no sense. I mean, it was a terrible

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photoshop job, right, so whywould make their stock go up? I
have no idea. Well, guesswhat the percentage is of people that work
in the food industry that don't washtheir hands? Are you ready for this?
Only thirty three percent of food workerswash their hands, so that means
almost seventy percent don't after a bathroombreak. That makes me want to never

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eat out again. But there's anew product called the hand Scanner and it's
being described as a hand washing lightdetector popping up fast in a food fast
food joints as a way to cutdown on this. That's just shocking.
Speaking of food, one in fivepeople cannot recognize a zucchini one in five.

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And here's a simple test to determineif your kid eats enough vegetables.
Grab one out of the fridge andif you're kid doesn't know what it is,
they ain't eaten enough. So therewas a twelve year old runaway child
in Ohio that was found after apparentlyspending the entire night inside of a Target.
And boy, here's the community weighingin on that. I'm glad that
the kid's safe and all, butstill that's just shocking. They wouldn't be

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able to, you know, gothrough and see that there's a kid in
here. A child alone period isbad. But then inside a retail store,
a whole lot of things could happen. Yeah. Yeah, my kids
would make a fort behind the toiletpaper rolls and hide there. So that's
absolutely the first place I'd look.And those are the big things you need

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to know. And then you don'tknow not just old, just old,
just old. Yeah you do onBig ninety seven nine with Johnny Wild in
the morning on Big ninety seven ninestupid news. Well, next time you're
shopping for makeup and it's locked behindthe glass, you'll know who to think.
Here's the headline. Mother of threeran massive makeup theft ring. Yep,

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this California mom of three was arrestedfor allegedly masterminding this organized crime ring
that stole nearly eight million worth ofmakeup from stores like Alta, TJ Max,
Walgreens, and Target, and thenshe was reselling it online for profit.
Her name is Michelle Mack. She'sfifty three. She ran this scam

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from her two point seven five milliondollar home in the San Diego Foothills.
She allegedly paid as many as twelvewomen to steal from stores across the country
and stockpiled the products, selling themon her Amazon storefront, of course at
a fraction. And then they foundhundreds of postmarked envelopes stuffed with stolen products

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already to be sent out to customers. I think they should give her twenty
lashes, twenty thick fuller lashes.Sorry, kids, but we're gonna have
to put your mommy in a reallylong time out. And that is stupid
news. Johnny Wilde in the morningon Big ninety seven nine we Go.

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Does a smiley face on your receiptmake you give more on the tip?
There's a new study, and yes, of course they found putting emojis next
to these suggested tip amounts on restaurantreceipts makes us tip more. They did
this little experiment, like a neutralface emoji next to fifteen percent and then

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a smiley face next to twenty fivepercent. When restaurants did it, servers,
you know they got an average tipof eleven percent. More. Hey,
it worked for Luke Combs. Hesaid it best. He scored a
date right hand. The wager slipshis number on my shame with a hard
she makes up on the first ramewhen I gave her a call. Yeah,

(32:57):
that worked well, and this comesfrom actual research. Like I said,
they printed different tip suggestions on people'sreceipt and they basically wanted to see
if the emojis what shame people shamemoment to tip in more and it definitely
worked. How come on my diningreceipt they draw what looks like an eggplant.

(33:21):
I hadn't figured that out yet.And finally, Lenny Kravitz got a
star on the Hollywood Walk of Fameyesterday, and his daughter's Zoe just roasted
him. She had a pretty funnyspeech about his regular wardrobe while she was
growing up. I've seen the wayyou show up and take care of the
people you love. I've seen yourincredible dedication to your art. But mostly

(33:45):
i've seen through your shirts. Oo. According to my dad, if it
doesn't expose your nipples, it's nota shirt. You still embarrassed me when
you pick me up from school asa kid, and I gotta say at
this point I respect it. Youreally do pull it off. Your relationship
with the netted shirt is probably yourlongest one. Oh and it works,

(34:09):
man burn Burn Yeah, I'm tellingyou I felt that because you know,
I used to wear bling jeans fromthe buckle, and my kids to this
day will bring it up like Dad, you were such a goob, and
I go, hey, watch out. I know exactly where they are upstairs
in the closet. Johnny Wild inthe morning on Big ninety seventy nine, Quicker