April 5, 2024 • 35 mins
Total Eclipse of the Part, Speech Fasting, Wilde Animal Stories, People Who Like Shrinkflation, AI Softcore Lottery Photo, Meeting a Colorado Legend, Video Dating, Runaway Saw Blade, Stop Stealing Stuff Off AF1, Wave Bye Bye to Your Boat, I’ll Shoot If You Make Me Pay Less, Mighty Hero Dog & More!
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It is time for Johnny Wilde inthe morning on Big ninety seven nine Monday.
Is the eclipse nothing more like totaleclipse of the part. The eclipse
path has shifted slightly with new calculationsby John Irwin. He's a master in
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eclipse computations. That sounds like afun job. He now suggests that the
solar eclipses path of totality is actuallysix hundred yards in narrower than the official
NASA projections. If this guy issuch a master, why didn't he nail
it in the first calculation? Huh? So? Based on this new data,
locales that were expected to see thetotal eclipse for a few seconds,
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like Rome, New York, andEffingham, Illinois, are now just out
of the zone. He says.This means that if you were planning to
watch the eclipse from a place onthe edge of the path of totality,
you might have an even shorter windowto see it. May the zone of
totality could be impacted by a coupleof factors, including the size of the
Sun at the moment and uncertainty ofthe Earth's rotation. May Professor Hemroyd,
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what do you think really happened?Well? I think what really happened is
Elon Musk paid to have the eclipsemoved to where he could see it by
basically you people at Ethgham, Illinois, Well, you're just fi Johnny Wild
ninety seven nine. You knew thiswould start happening at some point. AI
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in action. This website turned awoman's photo into a lottery headshot into let's
just call it soft core. Okay, let's get into the stupid news right
now here we go. You guyslook stupid. Do you say I'm stupid
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dud for stupid news? Do youknow how people keep warning us about AI,
but they're never really specific about thedangers. Well, here's one way.
The Washington State Lottery has a websiteoperated by AI. A woman named
Megan. She's a fifty year oldmother. She decided to visit the site
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and buy a ticket. Okay,So one of the gimmicks on the website
was called test drive a win.The system lets you upload a headshot and
the AI superimposes your image into adream vacation spot. So Megan uploaded a
photo and the AI went to work. The photo it created, Oh,
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it was Megan's face on a sexywoman's body in a bathing suit bottom but
topless of course, sitting on abed. Her ai bare chest is exposed.
The weird background of the image appearsto show the bedroom in an aquarium
with fish swimming. Or of coursewhy not, so it's like a weird
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dream, only with a Washington StateLottery logo in the bottom right corner of
the photo. She contracted lottery officials, and of course they took the site
down. Officials are unclear how orwhy the AI created this particular image.
Well, of course it was probablyprogrammed by men. I guess it's better
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than AI unleashing a nuclear attack onthe world, but it's still it ain't
right. AI might be more likeus than we think, and that is
stupid news. Johnny Wilde in TheMorning nine. So, a recent poll
found that fifty one percent of Americansthink of their car as part of the
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family. And apparently many people lovetheir car so much, like how deep
is your love for your vehicle?Any special treatment or pampering. A couple
of Facebook comments on the Big Facebookpage, Jesse says, I have a
Raptor truck and yeah, I paidthrough the nose for that thing. I'm
truck poor. But I love it. Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Those are nice trucks. Carrie says, I will only go through touchless car
washes and pay the max for acar wash. Luckily, I have an
unlimited membership and I go at leasttwice a week. She has to be
clean. Kenn Greeley loves his classiccar. What do you have, buddy?
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I have it two thousand and threeBMWM three and I'm one of the
guys you were talking about who coversit up and puts it away. Yeah,
I get it. Sounds pretty specialto you. It's a weekend cars,
my classic cars. It's in greatshape. It only has fifty thousand
miles and it's hard to come byone in good condition. Now, Ken,
are you one of those stereotypical Beamerdrivers? Tell me, oh,
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I'm not one of those people.Okay, good, You're not a tool.
I use my flinkers and everything.Don't worry. Oh that's good,
all right, Ken, Thank youfor the call. Stephanie. You love
your car. What do you have? I have a two thousand and eight
Toyota Prius. Okay, what makesyou proud about a Prius? I listen,
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I'm at three hundred and forty thousandmiles. Wow, okay, and
I'm still going and my last priusgot got to five hundred thousand. Oh
wow, half a million miles.I don't think I get that in,
you know, like three vehicles.Amazing, Thank you, Stephanie blah blah
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blah Shoannie Wilde. In the morning, I'm on Big ninety seven nine twenty
two did it again a thousands.Caitlin Clark had forty one points and Iowa's
win over LSU last night to makeit back to the final four. This
girl was nailing threes from the logolike twenty eight foot jumpers. She was
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nearly fifty percent from three point range. I'm in awe. She is my
favorite athlete right now period. Ihope she wins Sports Illustrated Athlete of the
Year. Incredible. Well, yesterdayGmail turned twenty. So Google announced it
on April first, two thousand andfour, and people thought it was an
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April Fool's prank at first because onegig of storage for free didn't seem possible.
We hadn't heard of such a thing. And that was enough to save
over thirteen thousand emails. When othersides like Yahoo only had enough space to
keep fifty emails. Remember that you'dhave to constantly juggle and delete and it
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was so weird. Plus you couldactually truly search email for the first time.
I can't even tell you how manyGmail accounts I have. Shrink inflation
is a welcome thing. A newstudy suggests that fifty four percent of Americans
want smaller portions. You wouldn't knowthat by looking at us. Maybe that's
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the reason. And you know whatyour inflation is, right, that's putting
snacks and drinks into slightly smaller packagesand charging the same, if not more,
as the larger portions were used to. It stinks, But according to
a new study, some people wantthat, well, fifty four percent of
Americans. Actually, this trend ismost common among millennials. Of course,
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don't get me started on them us. Older folks were more likely to want
larger portions. Heck, yea giveme one day paid for dagg it,
And those are the big things youneed to know. Well, I was
blown away last night, even abit star struck, and I normally don't
get that way. I'm Johnny Wildeon Big ninety seventy nine. Yes,
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we ran into a Colorado legend lastnight. This music might give you a
hint. Here, I'll let mystepson Chase give you some more info.
All right, Chase Man, Happybirthday. I can't believe you're fifteen.
I know, thank you so much. Time has been flying. Yeah,
when kids realize it's flying, it'sreally flying. You are a great bonus
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child. I want to let youknow that. Thank you so much.
Love you. Okay, So tonightwas very special. Now, this is
something You've wanted to do for along time. Yes, I've been wanting
to go to Shanahan's. I wantedto come down to the city and just
see what Shanahan's is about. Andwe did it, and the meal was
great. But what was worth theprice of admission We saw coach Shanahan there
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at the restaurant. Not only sawhim, but you got to go shake
his hand and talk to it.I know. It was so fun.
Well, he was so honored thata fifteen year old want to come down
from northern Colorado and eat at hisrestaurant. It was awesome. I'm so
glad I got to see him.You realized that he coached the Broncos and
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they won back to back Super Bowls. Yes, ninety seven, ninety eight
everyone show other year high five.Everyone should know that. Yes, anyway,
that was really an awesome night.It was so much fun. I
loved it so much. Thank you? Are you stuffed? I did?
I don't think I could even thinkof food right now, No doubt.
We ate way too much. MikeShanahan though, he was so gracious and
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kind. We got pictures with himand the Super Bowl trophies on display.
I've got those up on my Instagram. Johnny wild Radio next year when he
turned sixteen, maybe we'll hit upl ways and get lucky again. It's
the Big Morning Show with Johnny Wildeon Big ninety seven nine. Do it
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well? This is a weird story. Patricia Richardson says Tim Allen is kind
of lying about the cast of HomeImprovement being interested in a reunion. She's
definitely not, and she says shehasn't even been a pro either her or
Jonathan Taylor Thomas. She also sayszach Ty Bryan is a felon tarn Noah
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Smith hasn't acted since the show ended, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas would rather be
a writer and director now. PlusWilson, the neighbor died in two thousand
and three, So I mean,come on, how could you have a
show? What's up with that?Tim Allen. Beyonce's Cowboy Carter is the
most streamed album in a single dayso far this year, debuting with seventy
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six million streams on its first day, the biggest debut of an album by
nearly thirty percent this year. Lastweek, Beyonce said this ain't a country
album, It's a Beyonce album.And then she dropped a mic and walked
away. Bet you didn't know that. Travis Kelsey has his own music and
food festival. He's set to revealthe lineup for Kelsey Jam maybe today.
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Machine Gun Kelly was last year's headliner. If only he knews someone else in
the music biz. Oh well,Kelsey Jam is going down May eighteenth in
Kansas City, And finally, couldsomebody explain to me how this works?
The Golden Bachelor couple is still livingseparately. Yeah, newly wedged Jerry Turner
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and Teresa Niss. They're adorable.They're still trying to navigate a long distance
relationship. Insiders spilled that Jerry isstaying at his Northern Indiana lake house while
Teresa is still in Jersey. Thereare a few sticking points keeping the pair
apart. Both are established where theyare and their lives are set, including
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having family nearby. Oh and thenthere's that hassle of moving. I'm just
so confused. Was this not discussedin advance. It's kind of a big
deal. We'll keep watching that.And that's the hollywild Report on Big ninety
sevent nine. Oh. Today wehave a dog theme going on Wild Animal
Stories. I'm Johnny Wilde. Thisis Big ninety seven nine. Let's get
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do it. Gather around, boysand girls of old ages. It's time
for Wild Animal stories. Talk aboutwild animals. A Florida woman had three
thousand dollars worth of damage to hercar when two dogs went after her cat
that was hiding inside. They basicallydestroyed her car on the outside. Here
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is Christy Barr talking about what happened. I thought somebody had maybe taken a
BB gun and shot my car.No one believed it was dogs until after
they saw the video. And ifthey can do that to medal on a
car, they tear a human beingup. There's no doubt in my mind
if they'd gotten that cat she wouldn'tbe here today. Oh, no doubt
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that is. That's something else.On a better note, here's a dog
named Hero in southern Alberta, Canadabeing praised for protecting as his owner while
he was trapped in a muddy ditchfor two days. Hero fended off attacks
from coyotes and kept his owner warmuntil rescuers finally discovered him and transported him
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to the hospital. The Tabor LostPause Society started a fundraising campaign to cover
the vet expenses for Hero and thetwo other injured dogs involved in the situation.
Well, Hero deserves his own musicaltribute. Let's do it. I'll
just descride savesful by your side.He can't wait so bad. He saves
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the day again. That's the MightyI love it. And that is Wild
Animal Stories. Why everyone Johnny Wildin the morning, the man on Big
ninety seventy nine. He got stupidnews. So White House reporters are being
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scolded for taking souvenirs from Air Forceone. YEP. Journalists are being accused
of pilfering a variety of items emblazonedwith the logo of the presidential plane.
I mean, you know, whenyou're in Rome right, of course,
they're taking everything from pillow cases togold rimmed plates and glasses. The email
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that went out warned reporters that removingsuch items was not allowed and reflected poorly
on the press pool as a whole. The White House has long given out
small boxes of m and ms featuringthe presidential seal to reporters. Wow,
that's all they get. But thetowels and cutlery, well that needs to
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stay. You know, where isPresident Harrison Ford when you need him?
Get off my plane right exactly bythe way. I would kill to go
on Air Force one. My wifewent on the Broncos team plane and that
sounds pretty close. Actually, well, this is weird. Arizona has named
Pluto its official planet, even thoughPluto is no longer considered a full on
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planet. It's now actually a dwarfplanet. In other news, New Jersey
has named Uranus as its official planet. I know that was too easy,
right, and that is stupid newsOn Big ninety seven to nine Johnny Wilde
in the morning on Big ninety sevennine April Fools yesterday, and a lot
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of companies got into the spirit.Here are some of the pranks pulled yesterday.
By those gestures of the economy corporateAmerica. You know they can be
so uptight. Sometimes it's nice tosee some of this. Oreo tweeted that
from now on, the cookie andcream will be sold separately. Lego announced
smart bricks that, when left onthe floor, will scatter away from the
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bare feet of a person walking throughthe room. That actually needs to happen,
and I think we have the technologyfor that. Omaha Steaks Fake announced
Meaty Sprints. It's a spray onmeat flavor meant to make fast food taste
like better tasting steaks, chicken andpork. Honey, you hav me some
of that meaty sprints. Chosen Foodscame up with guawk Paste. Squawk them
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only flavored toothpaste. That's sick,but not nearly as bad as this.
All these supermarkets in Scotland came upwith hougas das a line of Hoggas flavored
ice cream, which is a typeof putting composed of the liver, heart
and lungs of a sheep. Gross. Let's see Post Cereal and Craft announced
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multicolored fruity pebbles, mac and cheese. Mmmm. Velvita invented a line of
v by Velvida skincare products including acheese based moisturizer and nourishing night cream.
Honey, you putting Velvida on yourface again? Heines came out with Heinz
Ketchup shampoo, although I could seepeople doing that if they thought it would
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help their hair. And Rosetta Stoneand a medical marijuana company, Fluent came
up with an app that teaches peoplehow to speak pothead. They called it
Rosetta Stoned. Yeah, that isgood. Years ago I told the marketing
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people at Eggland's Best they need torelease a new easier to open egg They
never did it. I thought itwas brilliant. Here we go Johnny Wilde
in the morning on Big ninety sevennine. Well it is time for wild
Sound. And this is just absolutelycrazy. Do you have any clue what
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this sound is? Right here?That is the sound of a four foot
saw blade flying across a parking lot, barely missing a guy who just walked
into a convenience store. This isone of the craziest things I've ever seen.
Here's the guy that just barely escapedbeing cut in half. So I
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was walking into the store here,put my handle on the door. And
I heard a loud bang yelling overhere at the corner, just as a
cloud of smoke pops up, andI see a guy falling the ditch and
a four foot blade hurling at meas him walking to the doorway. Here
it comes flying across the parking lotagain. The store manager was inside at
the cash register. Here's what hesaid. All they heard was like a
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metal rolling down from the street.And I looked at the camera and all
of a sudden we heard a loudbang, like its choked the little lead
the whole store. So just picturethe front door of a convenience store,
and then maybe a foot away,this four foot blade is just slammed into
the side of the building. It'sincredible, And then I was thinking,
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maybe it's my time. I don'tthink I would it survives get in touched
by that thing? Are you kidding? It would have decapitated him. This
is a four foot blade, It'shuge, and it is flying. It's
gotta be traveling at like one hundredmiles an hour. One of the most
bizarre things I've ever seen. Thisguy. I hope he went in and
bought a bunch of lottery tickets,and would you ask to keep the blade
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and maybe hang it in your garageas a reminder. Oh no, man,
he might be the luckiest guy ofthe year so far. And that
is Wild Sound or Sunshine. Thisis Johnny Wild in the morning on Big
ninety seven nine, No Ghost,New Country, and not with my song
your place. Apparently it's not yourplace to come over to my place so
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we can actually go out on adate. I'm Johnny Wild, I'm Big
ninety seventy nine. I find myselfripping on millennials a lot. Remember I
have several kids that are millennials.I even have a couple of zillennials,
and I'll group them in with this. Here's the headline. First dates over
video are now more popular than inperson. I do think I'm gonna need
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a new regular feature on why ARCHIit's so different than we were. A
poll of people under thirty has foundthat first dates over video are now more
popular than in person date. Sixtyfive percent would rather go the virtual route
because it's more efficient and cheaper andthey can basically back out easier. Singles
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between eighteen and twenty seven were askedif their ideal first date would include getting
together or just chatting on FaceTime orzoom. Sixty five percent chose the virtual
option. Here are the three mainreasons, according to Wingman dot com.
Number one, it's more efficient foryoung people. It ain't wed at all,
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they say. Users in that youngerage group just absolutely don't bat an
eye at it. You can havea quick chat and see if there's that
spark. Okay, I guess Iget that. But that's not a date.
But number two says it's cheaper thana real date. You don't have
to drive or get an uber.One of you might still buy dinner for
the the other and have it doordashed. All this is so dumb.
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And number three, a lot ofyoung people feel intimidated face to face now
they feel more like themselves on zoomor FaceTime. This is just sad.
And if things get awkward, oh, you don't have to make small talk
until the bill comes. You justhang up. Good grief, you just
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hang up. What happened to excusingyourself to the restroom and never coming back.
Johnny Wild in the Morning on Bigninety seven nine, we got time
now for the Hollywild Report. Let'sdo it as I predicted Monday morning,
the LSU Iowa game is now themost watched women's basketball game in history at
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twelve point four million people. Itwas huge, seriously, though it didn't
take a genius to think it mightbe that big, just because of all
the storylines. It was the mostwatched basketball game on ESPN since twenty eighteen
Celtics Cabs Game seven. Crazy.Well, we were a night behind watching
Wheel of Fortune. Nice little Aprilfools choke as Jared Leto came out in
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Pat Sajack's place on Monday Night Showand even introduced the first puzzle. Check
it out, ladies, own,gentlemen, here are the stars of our
show, Jared Letto and got awhite. Oh how I want that job?
I would do it for just tenthousand dollars. All right, everybody
grab those devices. It's time togive away some money. Wait, where's
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Pat one thousand dollars in our firsttoss up? The category is on the
map? Hold on, are youthe new host? Did Pat die?
Oh? It was interesting how theydid that because after they went to the
puzzle, Jared just disappeared and nobodysaid a word about it. Okay,
this is another strange Hollywild Report storywe've had several lately. Angie Carman is
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mourning the death of her dog,Very Sad, who was shot and killed
by a delivery man over the weekendat her home in North Carolina. The
instacart driver says it was self defense. He claims her dog Oliver, attacked
him, and she disputes this,saying the guy didn't have any scratches on
him. Her doormail camera was disabledat the time, so there's no video,
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and she says it was charging andshe thinks this guy knew it.
I don't know how no charges havebeen filed. Something about this just doesn't
smell right, and I'm not surewho I believe honestly either way, though,
it is really sad, and thatis the hollywild report. Is carl
And Accounting really the Jermyst place atyour work? Maybe? So, I'm
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Johnny Wilde, I'm big nutty sevento nine. So these are the Jeremyst
places in an office. A lotwon't be surprising to you. Your desk
is probably touched by other people youmay not even know, and it's exposed
to airborne and droplet microbes and rarelycleaned. It's filthy. Your keyboard is
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even worse, over three thousand organismscan be found per square inch on a
keyboard. So if you eat atyour desk without washing your hands after you've
been on your you know, typingon your computer that's troubled, you could
be transferring a lot of bacteria toyour mouth. Door handles, by far,
are the germiest places at an office, just by the sheer number of
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filthy people touching them daily, filthyworkers that shared microwave or fridge. Yeah,
and we're gonna eat right after that, so that's neat the water fountain.
Yeah, Some studies suggest workplace watercoolers are hotspots for bacteria. Thus
the reason for your home depot bucketsized Stanley cup right the bathroom. They
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get a lot of use and they'reusually not cleaned as often as we might
even clean our back rooms at home. Worst place to bring your phone to
elevator buttons. Use something other thanyour bare hands to touch those buttons.
Carry an elevator button poker with you, and be really weird. Vending machines,
Yes, those are not good,very jermy. They get so much
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traffic and are rarely cleaned, soalways wash your hands after touching one before
you eat, and there you go. That ought to make you feel great
about the germs in your workplace asyou're headed there right now, Well,
good luck. Come on now,y'all get on up with Johnny Wilde in
the morning on Big ninety seven nine. Well, we can't pay the power
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bill, but we got Powerball tickets. Mama, let's do it. I'm
Johnny Wilde on Big ninety seven ninepower Ball again tonight. Good grief.
This seems like all we're doing lately. Jack Punt's at one point one billion.
How many people can't pay their billson time because they're buying so many
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lottery tickets lately? It seems likeall we do. But then if you
forget to buy, it's like,well, that's it. We would have
won. Breaking news. Costco ismaking a change, a major change to
its rotisserie chicken. Oh no,what is it? Well, thankfully it's
not the four ninety nine price tag. Rather than being packaged in a hard
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plastic shell, the chicken will nowcome in a plastic bag. Ye,
old bird in a bag. Ohbut a lot of customers are rattled,
like sky is falling rattled. There'san entire Reddit thread that claims the chicken
in a bag is prone to leaks, and one commenter said that the bag
is super greasy when they picked itup at the store and put it in
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their cart, although one set ifthat plastic container gets tilted a little too
much to one side, the scaldingchicken juice runs all over everything. So
we'll see what happens with the costcobird in a bag. Experts are warning
about fake eclipse glasses. They areout there and they're dangerous. Of course,
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the eclipse is coming up on theeighth. Real eclipse glasses are specially
made to block almost all visible light, and the American Astronomical Society has warned
that the market is just full ofcheap knockoffs. So if a guy comes
up in a trench coat, nopeglasses, Yeah, I don't do that.
The society provided a list of reputablemakers of my protection at aas dot
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org. Aas dot org. Pleasedon't misspell that, or you'll get an
entirely different eye full. You know, my eyes, my eyes look away,
Johnny Wild in the morning, seeninety. I've never heard of anything
like this happening. For our secondstupid news story, let's get to the
first one. Right now, Youguys look stupid. Are you saying I'm
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stupid stupid news? Yes, I'mJohnny Wild, I'm big. Ninety Seven
to nine thieves stole about thirty millionin cash from an la area of vault.
The burglary took place on Easter at, ironically, a place named Garda
World, which stores cash for severalbusinesses in the area and you know,
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rich people in general. The thievesapparently access the facility through the roof managed
to avoid setting off any alarms whenthey got into the money storage area.
They were so stealthy that the safeshowed no signs of break in from the
outside. The employees of Garda Worldhad no idea anything was wrong until they
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opened up on Monday. Oh seriously, at least one employee knew this is
This is absolutely an inside job,right has to be. Cops in Cleveland
are looking for a guy who pulleda gun out of Burger King employee because
they were running a deal and hisbreakfast costs less than expected. He wanted
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to pay the full price, apparently, and he pulled a gun on this
guy. Here's the employee, HowardVernon, talking about the order came up
to eight dollars, and he actuallythought it was. He was like,
my order can't be right. Itcame up to it should be like eleven
dollars. And I'm like trying toexplain to him that we had a promotion
going on and like it's cheaper,as he started cussing and all loud,
and I was like, well,I don't know what to tell you,
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Like, I don't know why youwant to pay more money. The whole
time, I was just like,well, if you gonna do it,
do it like you. I'm notabout to run. You don't scare me
or anything like that. Just dowhat you gotta do. And he just
just kept blurting out racial slurs.I don't know why people so are angry
out here at nine o'clock in themorning. What is the world coming to
when we're so mad we're pulling agun on someone for charging us less money?
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What a wat job? Good morning? Come on now, y'all get
on up with Johnny Wilde in themorning. Ninety seven nine. J Lo
quietly renamed her tour this week,and it was probably due to week ticket
sales since she recently canceled like sevenor eight tour stops, so here's part
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of the original ad, so youcan get an idea. And then they
changed it for cheap check check itout. Global Superstar sennif from Lotez Clive
Across North America twenty twenty four.Yet tickets Friday, February twenty third in
my Nation dot M. So thatsounds like a normal concert commercial, right,
Well, they had to change thetitle to the new one, and
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it sounds like it was produced ona low budget and in a hurry.
Global Superstar Senni from Lotez This isme Live the gridst hits. Well,
wait, is that the same guy? Climb Across North America twenty twenty four.
Are the tickets. They're a lotavailable. I mean a lot really
close to the stage. She ain'tBeyonce, she ain't Madonna, she ain't
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Taylor Swift Jennifer Lopez. Now,yeah, I don't know about that.
They might should have spent a littlemore money tightening that up. It's more
like j low budget and that iswild sound Shohnny Wild in the Morning on
Big ninety seven. Shot this downfor your next cruise. If the boat
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says they're gonna leave without you,you might want to be back in time
got boat. Stupid news, Ican't shut The boat is leaving. Oh
they're not gonna leave. The boatis leaving. Yeah, they left.
These people were stranded for days afterNorwegian Cruise Lines left them stranded in Africa
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after the port left them there,and so these people are all mad,
like, well, what are yousupposed to do now? Most of the
group was on a private tour thatran long and wound up having to race
across seven countries to catch up totheir ship at the next port. All
the people's belongings and cash were stillon the ship. One couple had a
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visa card and they used it topay for everyone to make the trip to
catch up with the ship. NorwegianCruise Line says they're going to reimburse the
passengers for their expenses. That wasn'tgoing to happen, but I think they
were getting so much negative press fromit. Let me try my boat sound
effect not bad? I did thatthe whole time we were on a cruise
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everywhere, just going down the hallway. All right, everybody who's moved to
Florida is leaving. Thousands of peoplewent during the pandemic and afterwards, and
now they're leaving after finding the stateis not quite what they expected. According
to census data, more than sevenhundred thousand people moved there in twenty twenty
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two, drawn by the promise ofsunny weather, no income tax, and
lower costs, but nearly five hundredthousand also gave up on Florida and left
about a year later, complaining ofrelentless heat, damaging hurricanes, dangerous wildlife
politics. Yeah, there's a littlething called the Internet, folks. It
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tells you all about Florida every day, sometimes five or six times. Florida
Man, Florida woman, pythons andgators. The grass may be greener,
but not always better, and thatis stupid news. Oh yeah, indeed,
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I'm Johnny Wilde. I'm big ninetyseventy nine. Let's do it.
Let's get into the big things youneed to know. Oh this powerball jackpipe,
you're wearing me out, man,am my wallet it keeps growing after
there was no grand prize in Wednesdaynights big drawing. So now we've got
an even bigger drawing tomorrow night.One point two three billion dollars. That's
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about six hundred million for the cashoption. You'll need that to keep paying
your subscription plans Spotify, they're goingto jack the price up again. Plans
to raise prices for individuals subscription plansby a buck and two dollars if you
have duos and family subscribers. Theyalready did this last year. People.
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Listen, here's the The iHeart appis free and you have access to hundreds
of amazing stations around the country andcommercial free options, podcasts and more.
Oh, including the Jonathan Wilde Bestof podcast. I will upload episode four
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later today. I'd love it ifyou give it a listen. But try
out our app, man, It'sawesome. Okay. So there's something called
speech fasting where people try to avoidtalking until noon. Now it's only going
viral because a singer is doing itto protect their void. I get that.
Now. There are probably some peoplein your office you wish would take
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this on, or at least dosome major word economy at work. I
tried this speech fasting earlier today,and then the hotline ring sits my boss.
He's like, dude, what's up? I go, what do you
mean? And he said, what'sup with the dead air? I go,
I'm speech fasting. He says,come see me after your show.
Oh, boy born in Sunshine.This is six Johnny Wild in the Morning
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on Big ninety seventy nine. Noghost, New Country
It is time for Johnny Wilde inthe morning on Big ninety seven nine Monday.
Is the eclipse nothing more like totaleclipse of the part. The eclipse
path has shifted slightly with new calculationsby John Irwin. He's a master in
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eclipse computations. That sounds like afun job. He now suggests that the
solar eclipses path of totality is actuallysix hundred yards in narrower than the official
NASA projections. If this guy issuch a master, why didn't he nail
it in the first calculation? Huh? So? Based on this new data,
locales that were expected to see thetotal eclipse for a few seconds,
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like Rome, New York, andEffingham, Illinois, are now just out
of the zone. He says.This means that if you were planning to
watch the eclipse from a place onthe edge of the path of totality,
you might have an even shorter windowto see it. May the zone of
totality could be impacted by a coupleof factors, including the size of the
Sun at the moment and uncertainty ofthe Earth's rotation. May Professor Hemroyd,
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what do you think really happened?Well? I think what really happened is
Elon Musk paid to have the eclipsemoved to where he could see it by
basically you people at Ethgham, Illinois, Well, you're just fi Johnny Wild
ninety seven nine. You knew thiswould start happening at some point. AI
(01:34):
in action. This website turned awoman's photo into a lottery headshot into let's
just call it soft core. Okay, let's get into the stupid news right
now here we go. You guyslook stupid. Do you say I'm stupid
(01:55):
dud for stupid news? Do youknow how people keep warning us about AI,
but they're never really specific about thedangers. Well, here's one way.
The Washington State Lottery has a websiteoperated by AI. A woman named
Megan. She's a fifty year oldmother. She decided to visit the site
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and buy a ticket. Okay,So one of the gimmicks on the website
was called test drive a win.The system lets you upload a headshot and
the AI superimposes your image into adream vacation spot. So Megan uploaded a
photo and the AI went to work. The photo it created, Oh,
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it was Megan's face on a sexywoman's body in a bathing suit bottom but
topless of course, sitting on abed. Her ai bare chest is exposed.
The weird background of the image appearsto show the bedroom in an aquarium
with fish swimming. Or of coursewhy not, so it's like a weird
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dream, only with a Washington StateLottery logo in the bottom right corner of
the photo. She contracted lottery officials, and of course they took the site
down. Officials are unclear how orwhy the AI created this particular image.
Well, of course it was probablyprogrammed by men. I guess it's better
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than AI unleashing a nuclear attack onthe world, but it's still it ain't
right. AI might be more likeus than we think, and that is
stupid news. Johnny Wilde in TheMorning nine. So, a recent poll
found that fifty one percent of Americansthink of their car as part of the
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family. And apparently many people lovetheir car so much, like how deep
is your love for your vehicle?Any special treatment or pampering. A couple
of Facebook comments on the Big Facebookpage, Jesse says, I have a
Raptor truck and yeah, I paidthrough the nose for that thing. I'm
truck poor. But I love it. Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Those are nice trucks. Carrie says, I will only go through touchless car
washes and pay the max for acar wash. Luckily, I have an
unlimited membership and I go at leasttwice a week. She has to be
clean. Kenn Greeley loves his classiccar. What do you have, buddy?
(04:32):
I have it two thousand and threeBMWM three and I'm one of the
guys you were talking about who coversit up and puts it away. Yeah,
I get it. Sounds pretty specialto you. It's a weekend cars,
my classic cars. It's in greatshape. It only has fifty thousand
miles and it's hard to come byone in good condition. Now, Ken,
are you one of those stereotypical Beamerdrivers? Tell me, oh,
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I'm not one of those people.Okay, good, You're not a tool.
I use my flinkers and everything.Don't worry. Oh that's good,
all right, Ken, Thank youfor the call. Stephanie. You love
your car. What do you have? I have a two thousand and eight
Toyota Prius. Okay, what makesyou proud about a Prius? I listen,
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I'm at three hundred and forty thousandmiles. Wow, okay, and
I'm still going and my last priusgot got to five hundred thousand. Oh
wow, half a million miles.I don't think I get that in,
you know, like three vehicles.Amazing, Thank you, Stephanie blah blah
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blah Shoannie Wilde. In the morning, I'm on Big ninety seven nine twenty
two did it again a thousands.Caitlin Clark had forty one points and Iowa's
win over LSU last night to makeit back to the final four. This
girl was nailing threes from the logolike twenty eight foot jumpers. She was
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nearly fifty percent from three point range. I'm in awe. She is my
favorite athlete right now period. Ihope she wins Sports Illustrated Athlete of the
Year. Incredible. Well, yesterdayGmail turned twenty. So Google announced it
on April first, two thousand andfour, and people thought it was an
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April Fool's prank at first because onegig of storage for free didn't seem possible.
We hadn't heard of such a thing. And that was enough to save
over thirteen thousand emails. When othersides like Yahoo only had enough space to
keep fifty emails. Remember that you'dhave to constantly juggle and delete and it
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was so weird. Plus you couldactually truly search email for the first time.
I can't even tell you how manyGmail accounts I have. Shrink inflation
is a welcome thing. A newstudy suggests that fifty four percent of Americans
want smaller portions. You wouldn't knowthat by looking at us. Maybe that's
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the reason. And you know whatyour inflation is, right, that's putting
snacks and drinks into slightly smaller packagesand charging the same, if not more,
as the larger portions were used to. It stinks, But according to
a new study, some people wantthat, well, fifty four percent of
Americans. Actually, this trend ismost common among millennials. Of course,
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don't get me started on them us. Older folks were more likely to want
larger portions. Heck, yea giveme one day paid for dagg it,
And those are the big things youneed to know. Well, I was
blown away last night, even abit star struck, and I normally don't
get that way. I'm Johnny Wildeon Big ninety seventy nine. Yes,
(07:55):
we ran into a Colorado legend lastnight. This music might give you a
hint. Here, I'll let mystepson Chase give you some more info.
All right, Chase Man, Happybirthday. I can't believe you're fifteen.
I know, thank you so much. Time has been flying. Yeah,
when kids realize it's flying, it'sreally flying. You are a great bonus
(08:16):
child. I want to let youknow that. Thank you so much.
Love you. Okay, So tonightwas very special. Now, this is
something You've wanted to do for along time. Yes, I've been wanting
to go to Shanahan's. I wantedto come down to the city and just
see what Shanahan's is about. Andwe did it, and the meal was
great. But what was worth theprice of admission We saw coach Shanahan there
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at the restaurant. Not only sawhim, but you got to go shake
his hand and talk to it.I know. It was so fun.
Well, he was so honored thata fifteen year old want to come down
from northern Colorado and eat at hisrestaurant. It was awesome. I'm so
glad I got to see him.You realized that he coached the Broncos and
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they won back to back Super Bowls. Yes, ninety seven, ninety eight
everyone show other year high five.Everyone should know that. Yes, anyway,
that was really an awesome night.It was so much fun. I
loved it so much. Thank you? Are you stuffed? I did?
I don't think I could even thinkof food right now, No doubt.
We ate way too much. MikeShanahan though, he was so gracious and
(09:22):
kind. We got pictures with himand the Super Bowl trophies on display.
I've got those up on my Instagram. Johnny wild Radio next year when he
turned sixteen, maybe we'll hit upl ways and get lucky again. It's
the Big Morning Show with Johnny Wildeon Big ninety seven nine. Do it
(09:43):
well? This is a weird story. Patricia Richardson says Tim Allen is kind
of lying about the cast of HomeImprovement being interested in a reunion. She's
definitely not, and she says shehasn't even been a pro either her or
Jonathan Taylor Thomas. She also sayszach Ty Bryan is a felon tarn Noah
(10:07):
Smith hasn't acted since the show ended, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas would rather be
a writer and director now. PlusWilson, the neighbor died in two thousand
and three, So I mean,come on, how could you have a
show? What's up with that?Tim Allen. Beyonce's Cowboy Carter is the
most streamed album in a single dayso far this year, debuting with seventy
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six million streams on its first day, the biggest debut of an album by
nearly thirty percent this year. Lastweek, Beyonce said this ain't a country
album, It's a Beyonce album.And then she dropped a mic and walked
away. Bet you didn't know that. Travis Kelsey has his own music and
food festival. He's set to revealthe lineup for Kelsey Jam maybe today.
(10:54):
Machine Gun Kelly was last year's headliner. If only he knews someone else in
the music biz. Oh well,Kelsey Jam is going down May eighteenth in
Kansas City, And finally, couldsomebody explain to me how this works?
The Golden Bachelor couple is still livingseparately. Yeah, newly wedged Jerry Turner
(11:16):
and Teresa Niss. They're adorable.They're still trying to navigate a long distance
relationship. Insiders spilled that Jerry isstaying at his Northern Indiana lake house while
Teresa is still in Jersey. Thereare a few sticking points keeping the pair
apart. Both are established where theyare and their lives are set, including
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having family nearby. Oh and thenthere's that hassle of moving. I'm just
so confused. Was this not discussedin advance. It's kind of a big
deal. We'll keep watching that.And that's the hollywild Report on Big ninety
sevent nine. Oh. Today wehave a dog theme going on Wild Animal
Stories. I'm Johnny Wilde. Thisis Big ninety seven nine. Let's get
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do it. Gather around, boysand girls of old ages. It's time
for Wild Animal stories. Talk aboutwild animals. A Florida woman had three
thousand dollars worth of damage to hercar when two dogs went after her cat
that was hiding inside. They basicallydestroyed her car on the outside. Here
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is Christy Barr talking about what happened. I thought somebody had maybe taken a
BB gun and shot my car.No one believed it was dogs until after
they saw the video. And ifthey can do that to medal on a
car, they tear a human beingup. There's no doubt in my mind
if they'd gotten that cat she wouldn'tbe here today. Oh, no doubt
(12:43):
that is. That's something else.On a better note, here's a dog
named Hero in southern Alberta, Canadabeing praised for protecting as his owner while
he was trapped in a muddy ditchfor two days. Hero fended off attacks
from coyotes and kept his owner warmuntil rescuers finally discovered him and transported him
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to the hospital. The Tabor LostPause Society started a fundraising campaign to cover
the vet expenses for Hero and thetwo other injured dogs involved in the situation.
Well, Hero deserves his own musicaltribute. Let's do it. I'll
just descride savesful by your side.He can't wait so bad. He saves
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the day again. That's the MightyI love it. And that is Wild
Animal Stories. Why everyone Johnny Wildin the morning, the man on Big
ninety seventy nine. He got stupidnews. So White House reporters are being
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scolded for taking souvenirs from Air Forceone. YEP. Journalists are being accused
of pilfering a variety of items emblazonedwith the logo of the presidential plane.
I mean, you know, whenyou're in Rome right, of course,
they're taking everything from pillow cases togold rimmed plates and glasses. The email
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that went out warned reporters that removingsuch items was not allowed and reflected poorly
on the press pool as a whole. The White House has long given out
small boxes of m and ms featuringthe presidential seal to reporters. Wow,
that's all they get. But thetowels and cutlery, well that needs to
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stay. You know, where isPresident Harrison Ford when you need him?
Get off my plane right exactly bythe way. I would kill to go
on Air Force one. My wifewent on the Broncos team plane and that
sounds pretty close. Actually, well, this is weird. Arizona has named
Pluto its official planet, even thoughPluto is no longer considered a full on
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planet. It's now actually a dwarfplanet. In other news, New Jersey
has named Uranus as its official planet. I know that was too easy,
right, and that is stupid newsOn Big ninety seven to nine Johnny Wilde
in the morning on Big ninety sevennine April Fools yesterday, and a lot
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of companies got into the spirit.Here are some of the pranks pulled yesterday.
By those gestures of the economy corporateAmerica. You know they can be
so uptight. Sometimes it's nice tosee some of this. Oreo tweeted that
from now on, the cookie andcream will be sold separately. Lego announced
smart bricks that, when left onthe floor, will scatter away from the
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bare feet of a person walking throughthe room. That actually needs to happen,
and I think we have the technologyfor that. Omaha Steaks Fake announced
Meaty Sprints. It's a spray onmeat flavor meant to make fast food taste
like better tasting steaks, chicken andpork. Honey, you hav me some
of that meaty sprints. Chosen Foodscame up with guawk Paste. Squawk them
(16:10):
only flavored toothpaste. That's sick,but not nearly as bad as this.
All these supermarkets in Scotland came upwith hougas das a line of Hoggas flavored
ice cream, which is a typeof putting composed of the liver, heart
and lungs of a sheep. Gross. Let's see Post Cereal and Craft announced
(16:33):
multicolored fruity pebbles, mac and cheese. Mmmm. Velvita invented a line of
v by Velvida skincare products including acheese based moisturizer and nourishing night cream.
Honey, you putting Velvida on yourface again? Heines came out with Heinz
Ketchup shampoo, although I could seepeople doing that if they thought it would
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help their hair. And Rosetta Stoneand a medical marijuana company, Fluent came
up with an app that teaches peoplehow to speak pothead. They called it
Rosetta Stoned. Yeah, that isgood. Years ago I told the marketing
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people at Eggland's Best they need torelease a new easier to open egg They
never did it. I thought itwas brilliant. Here we go Johnny Wilde
in the morning on Big ninety sevennine. Well it is time for wild
Sound. And this is just absolutelycrazy. Do you have any clue what
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this sound is? Right here?That is the sound of a four foot
saw blade flying across a parking lot, barely missing a guy who just walked
into a convenience store. This isone of the craziest things I've ever seen.
Here's the guy that just barely escapedbeing cut in half. So I
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was walking into the store here,put my handle on the door. And
I heard a loud bang yelling overhere at the corner, just as a
cloud of smoke pops up, andI see a guy falling the ditch and
a four foot blade hurling at meas him walking to the doorway. Here
it comes flying across the parking lotagain. The store manager was inside at
the cash register. Here's what hesaid. All they heard was like a
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metal rolling down from the street.And I looked at the camera and all
of a sudden we heard a loudbang, like its choked the little lead
the whole store. So just picturethe front door of a convenience store,
and then maybe a foot away,this four foot blade is just slammed into
the side of the building. It'sincredible, And then I was thinking,
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maybe it's my time. I don'tthink I would it survives get in touched
by that thing? Are you kidding? It would have decapitated him. This
is a four foot blade, It'shuge, and it is flying. It's
gotta be traveling at like one hundredmiles an hour. One of the most
bizarre things I've ever seen. Thisguy. I hope he went in and
bought a bunch of lottery tickets,and would you ask to keep the blade
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and maybe hang it in your garageas a reminder. Oh no, man,
he might be the luckiest guy ofthe year so far. And that
is Wild Sound or Sunshine. Thisis Johnny Wild in the morning on Big
ninety seven nine, No Ghost,New Country, and not with my song
your place. Apparently it's not yourplace to come over to my place so
(19:30):
we can actually go out on adate. I'm Johnny Wild, I'm Big
ninety seventy nine. I find myselfripping on millennials a lot. Remember I
have several kids that are millennials.I even have a couple of zillennials,
and I'll group them in with this. Here's the headline. First dates over
video are now more popular than inperson. I do think I'm gonna need
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a new regular feature on why ARCHIit's so different than we were. A
poll of people under thirty has foundthat first dates over video are now more
popular than in person date. Sixtyfive percent would rather go the virtual route
because it's more efficient and cheaper andthey can basically back out easier. Singles
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between eighteen and twenty seven were askedif their ideal first date would include getting
together or just chatting on FaceTime orzoom. Sixty five percent chose the virtual
option. Here are the three mainreasons, according to Wingman dot com.
Number one, it's more efficient foryoung people. It ain't wed at all,
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they say. Users in that youngerage group just absolutely don't bat an
eye at it. You can havea quick chat and see if there's that
spark. Okay, I guess Iget that. But that's not a date.
But number two says it's cheaper thana real date. You don't have
to drive or get an uber.One of you might still buy dinner for
the the other and have it doordashed. All this is so dumb.
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And number three, a lot ofyoung people feel intimidated face to face now
they feel more like themselves on zoomor FaceTime. This is just sad.
And if things get awkward, oh, you don't have to make small talk
until the bill comes. You justhang up. Good grief, you just
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hang up. What happened to excusingyourself to the restroom and never coming back.
Johnny Wild in the Morning on Bigninety seven nine, we got time
now for the Hollywild Report. Let'sdo it as I predicted Monday morning,
the LSU Iowa game is now themost watched women's basketball game in history at
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twelve point four million people. Itwas huge, seriously, though it didn't
take a genius to think it mightbe that big, just because of all
the storylines. It was the mostwatched basketball game on ESPN since twenty eighteen
Celtics Cabs Game seven. Crazy.Well, we were a night behind watching
Wheel of Fortune. Nice little Aprilfools choke as Jared Leto came out in
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Pat Sajack's place on Monday Night Showand even introduced the first puzzle. Check
it out, ladies, own,gentlemen, here are the stars of our
show, Jared Letto and got awhite. Oh how I want that job?
I would do it for just tenthousand dollars. All right, everybody
grab those devices. It's time togive away some money. Wait, where's
(22:36):
Pat one thousand dollars in our firsttoss up? The category is on the
map? Hold on, are youthe new host? Did Pat die?
Oh? It was interesting how theydid that because after they went to the
puzzle, Jared just disappeared and nobodysaid a word about it. Okay,
this is another strange Hollywild Report storywe've had several lately. Angie Carman is
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mourning the death of her dog,Very Sad, who was shot and killed
by a delivery man over the weekendat her home in North Carolina. The
instacart driver says it was self defense. He claims her dog Oliver, attacked
him, and she disputes this,saying the guy didn't have any scratches on
him. Her doormail camera was disabledat the time, so there's no video,
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and she says it was charging andshe thinks this guy knew it.
I don't know how no charges havebeen filed. Something about this just doesn't
smell right, and I'm not surewho I believe honestly either way, though,
it is really sad, and thatis the hollywild report. Is carl
And Accounting really the Jermyst place atyour work? Maybe? So, I'm
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Johnny Wilde, I'm big nutty sevento nine. So these are the Jeremyst
places in an office. A lotwon't be surprising to you. Your desk
is probably touched by other people youmay not even know, and it's exposed
to airborne and droplet microbes and rarelycleaned. It's filthy. Your keyboard is
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even worse, over three thousand organismscan be found per square inch on a
keyboard. So if you eat atyour desk without washing your hands after you've
been on your you know, typingon your computer that's troubled, you could
be transferring a lot of bacteria toyour mouth. Door handles, by far,
are the germiest places at an office, just by the sheer number of
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filthy people touching them daily, filthyworkers that shared microwave or fridge. Yeah,
and we're gonna eat right after that, so that's neat the water fountain.
Yeah, Some studies suggest workplace watercoolers are hotspots for bacteria. Thus
the reason for your home depot bucketsized Stanley cup right the bathroom. They
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get a lot of use and they'reusually not cleaned as often as we might
even clean our back rooms at home. Worst place to bring your phone to
elevator buttons. Use something other thanyour bare hands to touch those buttons.
Carry an elevator button poker with you, and be really weird. Vending machines,
Yes, those are not good,very jermy. They get so much
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traffic and are rarely cleaned, soalways wash your hands after touching one before
you eat, and there you go. That ought to make you feel great
about the germs in your workplace asyou're headed there right now, Well,
good luck. Come on now,y'all get on up with Johnny Wilde in
the morning on Big ninety seven nine. Well, we can't pay the power
(25:41):
bill, but we got Powerball tickets. Mama, let's do it. I'm
Johnny Wilde on Big ninety seven ninepower Ball again tonight. Good grief.
This seems like all we're doing lately. Jack Punt's at one point one billion.
How many people can't pay their billson time because they're buying so many
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lottery tickets lately? It seems likeall we do. But then if you
forget to buy, it's like,well, that's it. We would have
won. Breaking news. Costco ismaking a change, a major change to
its rotisserie chicken. Oh no,what is it? Well, thankfully it's
not the four ninety nine price tag. Rather than being packaged in a hard
(26:26):
plastic shell, the chicken will nowcome in a plastic bag. Ye,
old bird in a bag. Ohbut a lot of customers are rattled,
like sky is falling rattled. There'san entire Reddit thread that claims the chicken
in a bag is prone to leaks, and one commenter said that the bag
is super greasy when they picked itup at the store and put it in
(26:48):
their cart, although one set ifthat plastic container gets tilted a little too
much to one side, the scaldingchicken juice runs all over everything. So
we'll see what happens with the costcobird in a bag. Experts are warning
about fake eclipse glasses. They areout there and they're dangerous. Of course,
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the eclipse is coming up on theeighth. Real eclipse glasses are specially
made to block almost all visible light, and the American Astronomical Society has warned
that the market is just full ofcheap knockoffs. So if a guy comes
up in a trench coat, nopeglasses, Yeah, I don't do that.
The society provided a list of reputablemakers of my protection at aas dot
(27:34):
org. Aas dot org. Pleasedon't misspell that, or you'll get an
entirely different eye full. You know, my eyes, my eyes look away,
Johnny Wild in the morning, seeninety. I've never heard of anything
like this happening. For our secondstupid news story, let's get to the
first one. Right now, Youguys look stupid. Are you saying I'm
(27:59):
stupid stupid news? Yes, I'mJohnny Wild, I'm big. Ninety Seven
to nine thieves stole about thirty millionin cash from an la area of vault.
The burglary took place on Easter at, ironically, a place named Garda
World, which stores cash for severalbusinesses in the area and you know,
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rich people in general. The thievesapparently access the facility through the roof managed
to avoid setting off any alarms whenthey got into the money storage area.
They were so stealthy that the safeshowed no signs of break in from the
outside. The employees of Garda Worldhad no idea anything was wrong until they
(28:45):
opened up on Monday. Oh seriously, at least one employee knew this is
This is absolutely an inside job,right has to be. Cops in Cleveland
are looking for a guy who pulleda gun out of Burger King employee because
they were running a deal and hisbreakfast costs less than expected. He wanted
(29:08):
to pay the full price, apparently, and he pulled a gun on this
guy. Here's the employee, HowardVernon, talking about the order came up
to eight dollars, and he actuallythought it was. He was like,
my order can't be right. Itcame up to it should be like eleven
dollars. And I'm like trying toexplain to him that we had a promotion
going on and like it's cheaper,as he started cussing and all loud,
and I was like, well,I don't know what to tell you,
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Like, I don't know why youwant to pay more money. The whole
time, I was just like,well, if you gonna do it,
do it like you. I'm notabout to run. You don't scare me
or anything like that. Just dowhat you gotta do. And he just
just kept blurting out racial slurs.I don't know why people so are angry
out here at nine o'clock in themorning. What is the world coming to
when we're so mad we're pulling agun on someone for charging us less money?
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What a wat job? Good morning? Come on now, y'all get
on up with Johnny Wilde in themorning. Ninety seven nine. J Lo
quietly renamed her tour this week,and it was probably due to week ticket
sales since she recently canceled like sevenor eight tour stops, so here's part
(30:14):
of the original ad, so youcan get an idea. And then they
changed it for cheap check check itout. Global Superstar sennif from Lotez Clive
Across North America twenty twenty four.Yet tickets Friday, February twenty third in
my Nation dot M. So thatsounds like a normal concert commercial, right,
Well, they had to change thetitle to the new one, and
(30:36):
it sounds like it was produced ona low budget and in a hurry.
Global Superstar Senni from Lotez This isme Live the gridst hits. Well,
wait, is that the same guy? Climb Across North America twenty twenty four.
Are the tickets. They're a lotavailable. I mean a lot really
close to the stage. She ain'tBeyonce, she ain't Madonna, she ain't
(30:57):
Taylor Swift Jennifer Lopez. Now,yeah, I don't know about that.
They might should have spent a littlemore money tightening that up. It's more
like j low budget and that iswild sound Shohnny Wild in the Morning on
Big ninety seven. Shot this downfor your next cruise. If the boat
(31:18):
says they're gonna leave without you,you might want to be back in time
got boat. Stupid news, Ican't shut The boat is leaving. Oh
they're not gonna leave. The boatis leaving. Yeah, they left.
These people were stranded for days afterNorwegian Cruise Lines left them stranded in Africa
(31:41):
after the port left them there,and so these people are all mad,
like, well, what are yousupposed to do now? Most of the
group was on a private tour thatran long and wound up having to race
across seven countries to catch up totheir ship at the next port. All
the people's belongings and cash were stillon the ship. One couple had a
(32:04):
visa card and they used it topay for everyone to make the trip to
catch up with the ship. NorwegianCruise Line says they're going to reimburse the
passengers for their expenses. That wasn'tgoing to happen, but I think they
were getting so much negative press fromit. Let me try my boat sound
effect not bad? I did thatthe whole time we were on a cruise
(32:30):
everywhere, just going down the hallway. All right, everybody who's moved to
Florida is leaving. Thousands of peoplewent during the pandemic and afterwards, and
now they're leaving after finding the stateis not quite what they expected. According
to census data, more than sevenhundred thousand people moved there in twenty twenty
(32:52):
two, drawn by the promise ofsunny weather, no income tax, and
lower costs, but nearly five hundredthousand also gave up on Florida and left
about a year later, complaining ofrelentless heat, damaging hurricanes, dangerous wildlife
politics. Yeah, there's a littlething called the Internet, folks. It
(33:15):
tells you all about Florida every day, sometimes five or six times. Florida
Man, Florida woman, pythons andgators. The grass may be greener,
but not always better, and thatis stupid news. Oh yeah, indeed,
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I'm Johnny Wilde. I'm big ninetyseventy nine. Let's do it.
Let's get into the big things youneed to know. Oh this powerball jackpipe,
you're wearing me out, man,am my wallet it keeps growing after
there was no grand prize in Wednesdaynights big drawing. So now we've got
an even bigger drawing tomorrow night.One point two three billion dollars. That's
(33:59):
about six hundred million for the cashoption. You'll need that to keep paying
your subscription plans Spotify, they're goingto jack the price up again. Plans
to raise prices for individuals subscription plansby a buck and two dollars if you
have duos and family subscribers. Theyalready did this last year. People.
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Listen, here's the The iHeart appis free and you have access to hundreds
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later today. I'd love it ifyou give it a listen. But try
out our app, man, It'sawesome. Okay. So there's something called
speech fasting where people try to avoidtalking until noon. Now it's only going
viral because a singer is doing itto protect their void. I get that.
Now. There are probably some peoplein your office you wish would take
(35:06):
this on, or at least dosome major word economy at work. I
tried this speech fasting earlier today,and then the hotline ring sits my boss.
He's like, dude, what's up? I go, what do you
mean? And he said, what'sup with the dead air? I go,
I'm speech fasting. He says,come see me after your show.
Oh, boy born in Sunshine.This is six Johnny Wild in the Morning
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