JohnnyWildePodcastEpisode5

The Lyrical Weatherman, AI Hank Williams Sings Beyonce, Double Rainbow All The Way, Toilet Rat, Eclipse Chicken, Wilde Animal Stories, America Actually Does Agree, Toast Healthier Than Plain Bread, Morgan Wallen In Big Trouble, Jelly Roll Disses Ditty, Toothbrush Used By Hotel Cleaners, Thiefty Bag Thief, Seuss 182

Episode Transcript

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It is time for Johnny Wilde inthe morning on Big ninety seven nine.
Can you imagine running ten thousand milesand a year? What I'm Johnny Wilde
on Big ninety seven nine. Thatstory's and the good stuff. Yeah,
man, that's the good stuff.An Englishman has completed an incredible feat by

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running the entire length of Africa,covering over ten thousand miles in just over
a year, and despite a numberof setbacks including injuries, illnesses and logistical
hurdles, Russ Cook finally reached theTunisian coast to finish his epic journey.
Well yeah, they had a cheetahon a long leash chasing him from behind,

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of course. Now, but herehe is talking about his journey that
day, for no particular reason,I started to go for little run.
So I ran to the end ofthe road and when I got there,
might as well turn around. Justkeep on going, you just run right,

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come on For the last leg ofhis odyssey, the twenty six year
old runner was joined by dozens ofenthusiastic supporters, including many who flew in
from different spots around the world.It is like forest. Throughout the run.
Cook gained a substantial social media followingand raised almost a million dollars for
various charities. His journey was alsodocumented on YouTube, where he has all

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these subscribers, and he was evenrobbed at gumpoint and got lost in a
rainforest. What you think about,man, I think a lot about Mama
and Bubba, Lieutenant Danny. Themost of all I thought about Jenny.
Oh yeah, of course, Jenny. Well there you go. That is

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the good stuff. That's the goodon Big ninety seven nine, Johnny Wilde
in the morning on Big ninety sevennine. I am still finding great stuff
from the eclipse. Hey, youknow, even though it's a day or
two late, it's still worth itfor wild sound. Here is that Houston

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weatherman again that puts song lyrics inhis forecast, quoting Bonnie Tyler. Turn
around, bright eyes, and takea look at our forecast here for the
eclipse. Many areas that will bemostly cloudy now. Every now and then
clouds fall apart. Under mostly cloudyconditions where you might have a little window
where you can see something forever isgonna start tonight as those clouds begin to
move on in. There's nothing Ican do. Total eclipse of the heart.

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Okay, I need more of thatweather man in my life period.
And then here's another meteorologist, DavidHartman. He about lost it on air,
so emotional and excited while describing itlive on TV from Dallas. Well,
we are almost to totality here.These skies have cleared off. I'm

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gonna get emotionals. Is just unbelievable. And we're just about to totality here.
The next minute, we're looking forthe diamond ring. Here we go.
It's just about to go total.Look for the look for the diving
ring. Where's the diamond No itis, that's a diagon ring right there.
Look at tot of the diamond ringis still you can still see the

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diamond ring. Unbelievable. And thereit is. You're looking at the corona
on the sun. Unbelievable. Goodlord man, that was crazy. It
reminded me of this, which isan all time favorite on Wild Sound.

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Whooah my god, oh my god. Remember this? Wow? What is
it? Oh my god? It'scool on Double Rainbow across this car.

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It's a moment. Keep it together, man, Double Rainbow all the Way
will live in the Wild Sound Hallof Fame forever. Oh wow, your
Johnny Wild in the morning. Gatheraround, boys and girls of old ages.

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It's time the wild animal story.Yes it is. What's the worst
possible animal or creature you could findstaring up at you while you're on the
toilet? A spider? Maybe asnake? Oh for me, it's clearly
a snake. But this is rightup there. Seventy six year old man
in Canada landed in the ICU afterhe got bit by a toilet rat.

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He found it in his toilet andit bit two of his fingers when he
tried to remove it. Oh,thank goodness, it was his fingers.
He ended up with a bacterial infectionthat can be deadly. Of course,
he went to the er. Theycleaned him up, gave him a tetanus
shot, sent him home, buthe was back less than three weeks later,
fever, headache, stomach pain,rapid heart rate. Turns out this

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toilet rat was pretty disgusting. Hehad a bad bacterial infection called Wild's disease.
It can be fatal. They treatedhim again and he was fine a
few days later. No word onwhat became a toilet rat. We think
he's working in a restaurant under thename Ratapoopy, Rata poopy, and there

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you go. That is Wild AnimalStories, Joko's New Country, and Johnny
Wilde on Big ninety seven nine.This is totally the kind of ticket that
my wife would get. I swearwe get something in the mail once a
week with her picture or car onit. It's pretty funny. Anyway,

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Let's get to the stupid news hereon Big ninety seven to nine, it's
you guys, look stupid, yousaying I'm stupid, dard stupid news.
This Cleveland woman received a one hundredand five dollars speeding ticket in her mailbox
after her van broke down. Shewasn't even driving. The city sent Joanne

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Gibson the photographic evidence her van hangingoff the back of a tow truck as
the truck sped past a speed camera. Yeah, the camera had obviously picked
up her license plate, but nobodyin the system caught that it was on
a tow truck that was speeding,not her car. She even contested the

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fine with the police, but theytold her to refute to find with the
I have a company that operates thecameras. A local news reporter on TV
is helping miss Gibson, fight theticket. Oh just wait till AI takes
over all this stuff. And ifyou haven't figured this out by now,
if you have a problem and noone else can help, maybe you can

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call the TV news crew everyone,Johnny Wild in the morning and in the
morning on Big ninety seven nine.Today on Wild Sound, we have a
theme redone songs. One is AI, one is a human. Let's get
to the fake one first. AndI think this is where I'm gonna like

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AI for stuff like this. Someonemade a version of Beyonce's texas Hold Him
in the style of Hank Williams TheAi Hank Williams. It actually sounds pretty
good. Here's a clip of thesong I'll be damned the boy change to
dance with you. Come for someshoogar on me, Honey Jude. It's

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a real lock boogie and a reallive food down. Don't be your gum
and take it to the floor,Rubby Dachau come, poor sugar, Rubby
Honey Joe. It's a real liveboogie and a real live poo down.
Don't be your food come and takeit to the floor now. Ha o

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man, Wow, Maybe you guyswill like that version. Better. Huh.
Believe me, I've seen the commentson the big Facebook page. Yikes.
So there's a dad on TikTok whobegan singing the Doctor Seuss book one
Fish, two Fish, Redfish,Bluefish in the style of Blink one eighty
two. You'll recognize when you hearthis. Check it out. One fish

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with you fish, red fish,blue fish. Summary sommart smart, sommarn.
Yes, I love that. Yes, maybe that version can be played

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at the Avalanche Games. Huh andthere you go. That is wild sound.
Here we go, Johnny Wilde inthe morning on Big ninety seven nine.
Man, that's the good. Well, these random eclipse stories keep coming
in like these. Two Man's chickenin Arkansas watches the eclipse and lays an

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egg. Tad Finley of Amity,Arkansas. I'm from Arkansas and I haven't
even heard of Amity watched the eclipsewith a special friend, Gertrude. The
chicken was wearing her own eclipse glassesand all while her in her owner's arms
for the celestial event, Finley saysWill. Gertrude was short shouted during the

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shoulder eclipse, and she done wentoff lead. An egg shown up dead
Carolyn was there. That's his sister. She was there to enjoy the event
too, didn't lay an egg.The pair of them tried to put the
special glasses on his cows. Theyweren't having it too much. Also,

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four hundred couples in Arkansas got marriedduring the clips. I think that was
in Russellville, where my brother andhis family went to watch. Finally,
Maryland couple wins two million in lotteryafter accidentally buying duplicate tickets. Here's what
happened. This stroke of luck wasrealized when the husband used a replay feature

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at a lotto kiosk. He didn'tknow it was going to generate duplicate tickets.
Later discovered their winnings after believing theyhad just won a few bucks,
and can you just hear? Hiswife ragged on him, Why did you
buy two of the same ticket?You wasted money? Sorry, ladies,
it's too easy. Their astonishment grewwhen what they thought were small wins turned

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into two tickets each worth a milliondollars. I hope he said this tour
time. But she was wrong.Yes, she was wrong. Hey,
there you go. That's the goodstuff. That's the good. St on

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Big ninety seven stupid news naked manmustard for wrecking New Jersey golf course restaurant.
Being naked while committing crimes seems tobe a trend these days. Police
in Lakewood, New Jersey, saythis guy destroyed a golf course over the
weekend and he was in the buffPolice easily detained him. He was walking

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around Maggie's Bar and Grill, breakingbottles, smashing glasses, throwing plates,
and a whole lot more. Threefloors of this this bar and grill.
The total damage estimated to be aboutone hundred grand. They say this man
was an emotional dish stress with burglaryand criminal mischief, no pants and the

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sign clearly said no pants, noservice. So this was actually a headline.
How to know if your eyes weredamaged by looking at the eclipse?
How about I can't see two feetin front of me. Yeah. Tons
of Google searches has led the AmericanAcademy of Ophthalmology to report that symptoms to

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look out for include blurry vision,headache, a blind spot in the central
vision of one or both eyes,increased sensitivity to light, or changes in
the way you see color. Rightnow, there's no treatment for eclipse blindness
is what they call it. Butexperts say that these eye injuries are mostly

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rare and that many people will recoverafter three to six months. Did people
think eclipse glasses were just a suggestionor that they were the one person who
did need to actually wear them tostare directly at the sun. I don't
get it, man, But thoseare the stupid people for sure. Laden

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Johnny, Johnny Wild in the morning. Gather around, boys and girls of
old ages. It's time for wildanimal stories. Two stories today. Recently,
firefighters in southern California used a helicopterto airlift a horse to safety.
It had gotten spooked, ran off, and ended up stranded in a river.

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You're gonna end up stranded in ariver. Sorry, that's my Matt
Foley. Here are neighbors, DianaSolis and Kendall Rinkin talking about the rescue.
I was kind of trying to seeif he might have been below his
neck, but luckily you could seehis way there in his back. He's

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a dancer. Yeah, that horsedances, so I'm very close with the
boss and he's a beautiful horse.Wow. That is really that had to
be a sight to see. Butthis one may take the cake. A
Florida woman had to call nine toone one to get help removing a nearly
eight foot long alligator from her home. No thanks. Here's the homeowner,

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Mary Holland back talking about how shefirst discovered the gator. I have an
alligator in my house? How amI going to get rid of the guy?
I thought somebody who didn't live herewas trying to come in, thinking
that they were probably in the wronghouse, went near the front door.
The gator was already inside. Itried to sound kind of coherent and basically
told him that I had an alligatorin my house. He was doing the

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paperwork, you know, getting theaddress and all, and then he's like,
how long is the alligator? Saidabout eight feet. He should have
told her, we need you toget a tape measure and see how big
the gator is so we know whatsize vehicle to dispatch. Johnnie Wilde in
the morning on Big ninety seventy ninetalk about a crazy town from Jason Allen

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Dean. There where is he onthe list of ACM nominees. I'm Johnny
Wilde. I'm Big ninety seven nine, So I've told you I was out
of radio for almost seven years,and it's been ten years since I was
in country radio. And what I'mseeing is a total flip of the format
and what that means is an artistflip. And it's never been more prevalent

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than looking at these nominees, likewhere's Al Dean, Where's Kenny Chesney,
Carrie Underwood, Miranda, Luke Bryan. It's really interesting now all these people
are bona fide stars right now.But I'm just saying it's really it has
changed and changed quickly. So let'sgo over the list. Some of these

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Entertainer of the Year Caine Brown,Luke Combs, Jelly Roll, Cody Johnson,
Chris Stapleton, Morgan Wallen, andLany Wilson. Female artist Kelsey Ballerini,
Ashley McBride, Megan Marooney, CaseyMusgraves and Landy Wilson. Male vocalist
Luke Combs, Jelly Roll, CodyJohnson, Chris Stapleton, Morgan Wallen.

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And that's just a fraction of thenominees. You want to hear the people
nominated for Let's see Best Specialty Instrumentor how about Audio engineer. Ooh,
Actually there are some local ones underthe Best outdoor concert venue, Red Rocks
is nominated. Yes, Mission Ballroomis nominated for best club venue, and

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Shy in Frontier Days nominated for bestFair and Rodeo. How about that?
Yes, good job Johnny Wilde inthe morning on Big ninety seven nine.
You know I agree with Zach Brownband. We are in the same boat
week WHOA, that's right, preachesman pas money agreed, disagreed. Well,

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I found this story interesting from severalangles. Americans actually agree on a
lot of things, according to asausage company that did the research, which
is funny in and of itself.We're all insane, right, So yeah.
The Johnsonville Sausage Company recently conducted asurvey on American attitudes. I don't

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know why, but I'm buying this. I'm buying what they're putting down.
They say eighty percent of American adultssay they're sick and tired of the anger
and negativity in America, and thateighty nine percent want less negativity in the
news and social media, and thisoverwhelming majority are looking forward to reconnecting with

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people in their lives, even ifthey disagree on some issues. I don't
know if you listened to the endof my show, but I always close
out my sign off is we're theUnited States, not the divided States.
Let's get along. We got tofigure out ways to come together because we
can't survive divided, and we're supposedto have different opinions, and we have

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that freedom to express those, butthey have to be in productive, not
destructive, divisive ways. All rightback to the sausage pole. All of
this hate has led us feeling lessconnected. Sixty percent of adults say having
fun with people has gotten harder overthe past few years, but eighty percent

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say there are people in their livesthey really want to reconnect with. Like
I said, even if they disagree. And here's what gives me hope.
A whopping ninety one percent of adultssay they don't have to agree on everything
to enjoy a meal together. Now, I will say, we have a
close friend that is in that ninepercent category. She just cannot see past

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which way you voted, and shewon't have anything to do with you basically
and cannot engage in a meaningful discussion, which is not good. Finally,
seventy five percent of Americans agree thatmost people are good. Right, Luke,
I believe this world. Ain't halfthis, Betty looks. I believe

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most people are good. That's right. Remember where the United States? Not
the divided States? Johnny Wilde inthe morning. No, we got another
whack of noodle. New alert.Let's jump into wild sound. Just see
the lady who had to melt downon that Spirit Airlines flight. She was

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just over the top, crazy,like possessed. Of course, she saw
a bevy of cell phones, andso she invited people, just record me,
record me. People are like,too late, We've been recording you
the whole time, you crazy freak. She told one of the hecklers to
uh shut up and compared him tothis actor. Check it out. Hold

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on, where's my audio? Herewe go? We see you hit him?
Shut up, Richard gear. Iguess he was a good looking guy.
I'm not too sure. Well,the eclipse is coming up a little
later today, just a couple ofhours. Of course, we get the

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partial around here, not sixty fivepercent. Alexa has some tips for it.
There are some tips for viewing theeclipse. Never stare into the eclipse.
It may cause blindness. The samething goes for Ryan Seacrest's teeth.
Here's another tip. If you can'tmake it to an area in the path
of the eclipse, close your eyes. It's the same effect, sure is.

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Or try this, even though theeclipse involves the Earth, Sun and
moon, don't let that stop youfrom saying your anus as much as possible.
It's that hilarious it is. Andfinally, since kids don't know any
better, tell them the sun broke, the world will ice over and all
of you will freeze to death.The look on their face will be worth
it. Enjoy your viewing of theeclipse, Alexa. That was solid,

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solid stuff there. I love it. It's nothing I can say. I
don't think any of us could escapethis song. Yesterday it was everywhere.
By the way, the longest durationof totality was four minutes twenty eight seconds

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in Mexico, and that's one secondlonger than this song right here. Yeah,
and by the way, do youthink she ever ever turned around?
Bunny Tyler? It's like, lookup, tune up there, turn around.

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I'm not sure. It's just notreally a good song, but hopefully
we can put that on the shelffor a while. Yesterday, the path
of totality crossed over a few citiesand towns with perfect names like Shadowland,
Texas, Moon Oklahoma, Corona,Missouri, Sun Valley, Ohio, Moon

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Beach, New York, and EclipseIsland in Canada. Now, my family
in Arkansas drove to Russellville, Arkansas, where there was one hundred percent totality.
Here is my seventeen year old nephewbeing interviewed via Tulsa TV station.
Some like Corbyn Lacewell or from Arkansas, but the wonder hits the same.
I'm just obsessed with this kind ofstuff. I'm a weather nerd, and

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I guess eclipses and space stuff kindof goes with weather. I'm really fascinated
with it, so I just wantedto do this. It's a once in
a lifetime opportunity. Oh yeah,wait to go Corbyn. Yes, that
was nice. Now, speaking ofTV coverage, here's a Dallas Fort Worth
TV news reporter talking about yesterday's totalsolar eclipse. Back in nineteen seventy nine.

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You missed today's eclipse. You'll haveanother chance in the year twenty twenty
four. That's the year that Texaswill see a total solar eclipse. This
is Pat Couch, the Texas News. People in Texas back then were going
we ain't gonna live that long.Jesus is gonna come back. But think
about that it was forty five yearsago. That's more than half a lifetime.
I told my kids yesterday that theirthree kids born this year will be

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twenty one when the next total happens. You don't even want to know how
old I'll be. And my cutemother is almost eighty and her retirement village
in Arkansas had eggs sunnyside up forbreakfast and moon pies for dessert at lunch,
and then they all went outside withtheir cataracts and macular degeneration and viewed

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it. Mom will be one hundredwhen the next one comes around. I
hope she's here. And there yougo, the big things you need to
know why everyone Johnny Wild in themorning in the morning on Big ninety seventy
nine. Oh, if you're oneof those people that hasn't had a piece
of bread in years because you don'tdo the carbs and you don't do bread,

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I feel sorry for you. Icouldn't do it, just couldn't do
it. I love bread. That'swhy this story, Oh, it meant
a lot to me. So wefound out that toast is healthier than plain
bread. And there's a reason thisdoctor is going viral after explaining how the

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toasting changes the bread the molecular structure, and it makes it healthier. Check
this out. If you take aslice of white bread and toast it,
you end up lowering the glycemic indexof the bread. This means it's broken
down more slowly, causing a moregradual rise in blood sugar levels. You
take a slice of white bread andthen freeze it. I love this,

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and then defrost it. Yeah,toast it again, you could lower the
glycemic index of the bread by almostdouble. This all happens because more retrograded
starch is formed, and retrograded starchis a type of resistant start, which
is beneficial for your gut health becauseit acts more like a fiber. All
right, I don't know what retrogradedstarch is, but you had me at
toasting bread to make it healthier.This applies to pasta too. Leftover pasta

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that's refrigerated and reheated is lower onthe glycemic index than when it was cooked
fresh. Okay, this is earthshattering news, and I hope you benefit
from that. Eat a piece ofbread, people, ready. Johnny Wilde
in the morning on Big ninety sevennine. Well, we didn't win Powerball,

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did we? None of us did. That's too bad. One ticket
in Oregon. One. But let'sdo it. Powerball hypothetical here because I
was thinking about it over the weekend. Let's suppose you needed ten bucks to
buy some Powerball tickets and you turnto your friend at the counter and they
say, oh, I got you. They spot you ten bucks. Okay,

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you then hit the jackpot. Howmuch do you owe them? Here
are your options? Just the originalten dollars they loaned you, half the
winnings, all of the win nothing. Actually, let's add one more or
a whatever sum you come up with. Okay, to me, this is

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a no brainer, an absolute nobrainer. Of course, you hook your
friend up. Even even if yourfriende of me hands you this ten dollars
and you win. You seriously justwon a billion dollars. Hook them up.
I would at least do half amillion, at least, but I

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was so shocked Online. The responseis most people would only give back the
original ten dollars you had, cheapskates. Seriously, something's wrong with that if
you ask me. But that's youknow, I would totally hooked that person
up. I told Tasha at KingSoupers the other night at the customer service
desk when I bought twenty dollars worthof tickets, I said, I'll give

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you a million. I'll remember you, Tasha, and she smiled and said,
oh, thank you. And I'mserious. I would too, but
it'll never happen. Johnny, I'mbig ninety seven to nine. Whatever Morgan
Wallen is paying his PR team isn'tenough. I'm Johnny Wilde. I'm big
ninety seven nine. Let's get intothe Holly wild report. Let's do it.

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The Morgan Wallen story gets worse bythe day. Morgan Wallen's Nashville bar
arrest could land him in jail forup to six years. Legal experts say
Morgan Wallen's Sunday arrest in Nashville forthrowing a chair from a rooftop bar six
stories up and almost hitting two copscould have major ramifications. Three felony,

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reckless endangerment and one disorderly conduct charges. Those are what he's facing. The
felony charges are the most serious onescould land Walling in jail for up to
six years if he's prosecuted and convicted. Of those charges. This is his
second arrest in four years. Heis arguably the biggest in country music right
now, so this is bad newsall around. He's got some issues he

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needs to figure out quick. Well, this is interesting. Jelly Roll says
he bailed on meeting Diddy because ofa bad feeling. He said, quote,
this was the first time in mycareer ever where they said, hey,
do you want to meet such andsuch Diddy? And he said yeah.
I started walking that way, andas I was getting down the hallway,

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I said nah, and I wentand got back in the car.
I don't know what it was.I just knew I didn't need to do
this. Very seldom to things rubbedme in a way where I was like,
I don't even know if that's apicture I want to be in.
End. Quote from Jelly Roll regardingmeeting Diddy, You ever had a bad
feeling about someone before you met them, Usually your gut is right. George

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Clooney Tequila brand teams up with CindyCrawford for yet another new tequila. Does
every celebrity have one? Now?Now I'm not a celebrity, but I
think I should do Local Wild Tequila. Make your nights, Local Wild Local
Wild Tequila imported by Johnny wild JohnnyWilde in the Morning on Big ninety seven
nine stupid news. A porch piratewas caught stealing a package dressed as a

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trash bag. This is a funnyvisual trash bag. This happened in Sacramento.
The homeowner isn't filing a police reportbecause he just absolutely thought it was
hilarious and the package only contained tendollars in phone charters. The homeowner shared

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doorbell security footage of the thief waddlingup to his porch under underneath a tied
garbage bag. The person under thebag shuffles over to the package, scrabs
it, and then he scoots away. Oh my guys, you know what

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when he scoots, I hope hescoots saying thefty, thefty, thefty.
Here we go. Johnny Wilde inthe Morning on Big ninety seven nine says,
do it well. I didn't evenknow this was happening. But Disney
has confirmed a release date for ToyStory five Really June nineteenth, twenty twenty

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six, A month later, thelive action Milanna will be released in July
of twenty twenty six. Oh itseems so far away, doesn't it.
Entertainment Weekly put together a list ofthe thirty one best sci fi movies of
all time. It includes Alien andThe Terminator. Love those and Wally is

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on the list. Wally really?Uh? That's strange. Reese Witherspoon is
developing a legally Blonde TV series forAmazon that's neat. There aren't any plot
details yet, and there's no wordif Reese will play el Woods again.
We can only hope. So intwo thousand and seven, Taylor Swift played
a show at a small high schoolin Alabama and the tickets were twenty bucks

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each. Last year, the averageticket price for her eras tour was one
thousand and eighty eight bucks. Nice. You got to start somewhere right,
you know what? It is?Time for another moment in Johnny Wilde radio
history. Let's gather around the radioboys and girls. Okay, we don't

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need music this old now stop,let's get this going. There we go.
So it was nineteen ninety nine andI was working at a country station
in Denver and about to leave forthe day, and there was an announcement
that we had a new artist thatwas here to play in the conference room,
you know, kind of like juststarting out, I was like,

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Oh, I just want to gotake a nap. I'm so tired.
Anyway, about seven or eight ofus gather around the conference room table to
hear this awkward looking dude grab hisguitar and start playing a song or two.
That awkward guy was this dude,Yes, Brad Paisley at our conference

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table. He played this song withjust a guitar. It was his first
number one. When a single momgoes out on a day with somebody you
never know who's gonna turn out tobe a huge star. And there you
go. That's the Hollywilde Report.Get on up with Johnny Wilde in the

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morning every morning, home be ninetiesnine. Well we didn't win Powerball,
did we? None of us did. That's too bad. One ticket in
Oregon. One. But let's doit powerball hypothetical here because I was thinking
about it over the weekend. Let'ssuppose you needed ten bucks to buy some
Powerball tickets and you turn to yourfriend at the counter and they say,

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oh, I got you. Theyspot you ten bucks. Okay, you
then hit the jackpot. How muchdo you owe them? Here are your
options? Just the original ten dollars. They loaned you half the winnings,
all of the winnings. Nothing.Actually, let's add one more or a

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whatever sum you come up with.Okay, to me, this is a
no brainer, an absolute no brainer. Of course, you hook your friend
up. Even if even if yourfriend of me hands you this ten dollars
and you win. You seriously justwon a billion dollars. Hook them up.

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I would at least do half amillion, at least, but I
was so shocked on the response ismost people would only give back the original
ten dollars you had, cheapskates.Seriously, something's wrong with that if you
ask me. But that's you know. I have been totally hooked that person

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up. I told Tasha at KingSoupers the other night at the customer service
desk when I bought twenty dollars worthof tickets, I said, I'll give
you a million. I'll remember you, Tasha, and she smiled and said,
oh, thank you. And I'mserious. I would too, but
it'll never happen. Johnny, I'mbig ninety seven nine. Let's do it.

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So there were some people that shelledout over one thousand dollars for these
special eclipse flights. Believe they wentfrom Texas to Michigan. I know Delta
had several flights I think United.Well most of them couldn't even really see
it. Duh. Apparently an airplaneisn't the ideal venue for eclipse viewing.
And when I heard they were doingthis, I just thought, really,

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First of all, all those windowsaren't big. I think they should be
a lot bigger. That'd be cool. And unless it's right out your window
and on the side that you're on, what else could you do to try
to see it. Let's file thisunder bad ideas. Maybe in twenty years
when we have glass planes like WonderWoman four invisible ones, that'll be a

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better idea. Well, an Arizonaman has spent the last ten years of
his life creating a popcorn bucket thateasily fits into a cup holder, but
it holds the same amount of popcornas you know, the regular bucket from
the movie Theater. This is ChrisRandazzo talking about his invention. I've been

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working on this for a long time, all the way back in twenty fourteen
when I first came up with theidea, and I thought to myself,
if there's only a way I couldjust put this bucket in the cup holder
and then I could pull them aroundmy life and still eat the punk corner,
right, Eureka, that was byEurepa moment. Why apply for patents?
He even told me scause I thinkyou got so merr kid. Huh,

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Well, I don't know. Chrisis selling the buckets online for eighteen
bucks and is currently shopping the ideaaround a movie theaters. I don't know
why that took ten years. Seemskind of straightforward, but good for him.
I hope he makes some money offof it. A healthier version of
lunchables got to prove for school cafeteriaslast year, but now Consumer Reports is

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ruining it. They're petitioning the governmentto ax the idea because they're still not
very healthy. They actually have moresodium now. Oops. And those are
the big things you need to know. Johnny Wilde in the morning, Big
ninety seven nine. It ain't yourplace to touch my toothbrush in a hotel

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room. This is so nasty.Ugh, it's Johnny wild I'm Big ninety
seven to nine. I saw thisstory that just gave me the ugh.
A man says that he stayed atMandalay Bay in Vegas, and he left
his toothbrush out, you know,because isn't that what you do? You
know, you put all your stuffon the sink. They say the staff

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used his toothbrush to clean the bathroom. He says the damage to his brush
was very obvious, but when heapproached the hotel, they only offered him
a fifty dollars credit. How didhe know? He says, as soon
as it hit my mouth, uugh, I yanked it out. The brushes

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were just crazy soft. All ofthe outside brushes were pushed out and the
inside brushes were all over the place. Here he is talking about it.
So whatever you do, if youstay in at Mandalay Ban from now on,
any hotel, I will no longerbe leaving my toothbrush out. And
they use my toothbrush to clean hand they're being asked the to me about

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it, and they want to offerme a fifty dollars credit and what did
they say, a new toothbrush.They use my toothbrush to clean and they
want to give me a fifty dollarscredit and a new toothbrush. Man.
The video has gone viral. Inthe comments, many people say they hide

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their toothbrush at hotels, or theydon't have the staff come in and clean
their rooms during their stay. Inever thought once about this, but totally
will. I'm gonna stash my toothbrushfor sure, or Sunshine it is,
said Johnny Wild in the morning onBig ninety seventy nine, No Ghost, New Country