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Stupid news. A fifty three yearold Florida boat captain was out with a
large group of tourists when he felloff the boat. Police say John Edward
beck With, the captain of theClearwater Funboat, was intoxicated to the point
where he fell off the pontoon boatlast Friday afternoon, and there were thirty
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tourists on the boat at the time. That's always fun in front of the
kids, you know. Other employeesof the business said that beck With arrived
at work stumbling, had food allover his face. Yuck. According to
the Clearwater Funboat information page, guestsenjoy a cozy and enjoyable ride cruise the
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stunning Clearwater Beach waters while indulging ina delicious ice cream Sunday, and keep
your eyes peeled for playful dolphins dancingin the waves alongside our family friend lead
boat. Clearwater Bay wasn't the onlything polluted that day. Hey look,
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mama manity. Oh wait, that'sjust the captain. Second story, a
Brazilian woman brought the corpse of anelderly man into a Rio de Jannaro bank
Tuesday to get him to cosign ona thirty four hundred dollars loan. But
this was all captured on security bank. On the security camera, the woman
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Erica Disuza Vieira Nunez. Wow,it's a lot of names. She's standing
next to the dead man seated ina wheelchair. She's holding up his drooping
head and moving his arm. Shestarts talking to him, uncle, are
you listening? You need to sign. If you don't sign, there's no
way because I can't sign for you. When a bank worker tries to point
out that the man's color looks offand he's not well, she says,
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oh, he is like that.He doesn't say anything. Paramedics were called
to the scene. Can affirmed thatthe sixty eight year old man had passed
away a few hours earlier. Obviously, she was arrested at the scene.
She told Belice he was his niece. She was his niece as well as
his caregiver and temporary mortician. Apparentlyyou know why she picked that bank.
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The sign said member FDOA and thereyou go. That's stupid news. It
is time for Johnny Wilde in themorning on Big ninety seven nine. Yeah,
I am Johnny Wilde. Thank youso much for listening. I love
Instagram and I found a couple ofgood ones. Here's a girl talking with
a friend about how she just can'tfigure out why she's not one hundred percent.
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Today's feelingly down these days. Idon't know why have you exercised today?
No? Did you go outside?No? Did you talk to anyone?
No? Did you eat well?Nope? Did you live meet your
scrolling time? No? Do youmake any plans? No? Did you
drink enough water? No? Didyou get enough sleep? No? Okay,
well that makes sense. Here's whatparents might be like ten years from
now when their daughter introduces them toa new guy at a restaurant. First
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up, the boyfriend excuses himself tothe restroom. He's the restroom all fast,
he gets up. So, Mom, dad, do you like him?
How many followers does he have?Like three hundreds something? Oh wow,
it's a little low, honey.So he's not an influencer. Who
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is he influencing his dog? Heprobably only wants you for your followers.
No. I didn't want to sayanything. But when they brought the food
over, he didn't take any pictures. What, no videos or nothing.
He just started eating like some animals. Yeah, yeah, I saw that
too. What are his pronouns.He no, come on, what are
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we supposed to tell a family?How much bitcoin does he make? He
makes regular money. Oh, no, I'm done. Yeah, I'm done.
Dad gets up. No, Dad'sman, he's out of there.
Wow. Hey, that could seriouslybe the way it is in ten years,
if things keep the weak, keepgoing the way they are. And
there you go. That is wildsound Johnny Wild in the morning on Big
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ninety seven to nine. Gather around, boys and girls of old ages.
It's time for wild animal stories.Oh yes, today we have an elephant
running loose in Butte, Montana.Normally it'd be a moose on the loose
there, But know this elephant temporarilyescaped from a traveling circus that's in town.
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Here's a quick clip from somebody witnessingthe escape elephant the road the circus
elephant gotlets are you going for it? And he's oh, somebody's got a
smoker's cough. Laugh. The UKelects the earthworm as the Invertebrate of the
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year. Well, congratulations earthworm.So yeah. The UK Guardian newspaper ran
a contest and the winner was theworm by a landslide. The earthworm took
thirty eight percent of the popular vote. Why the worm, Well, earthworms
can bring forty tons of soil tothe surface a year. Worms make soils
less prone to flooding in the winterand less hard in summer, and they're
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vital in supporting plant growth, includingthe crops that feed us plus kids.
You can cut them in half andmake two worms. That's right. Invertebrate
of the Year, the earthworm.Better luck next year, Prince Andrew.
And there you go. That iswild Animal Stories. Get on up with
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Johnny Wild in the Morning, LongBig ninety seven nine, Noko's New Country.
All right, We're ready for wildsound. Caitlin Clark went number one
in the WNBA draft to the IndianaFever. I got the fever. Luke
Combs left her a recorded video messagea surprise. She's watching it backstage on
this weird stand up gold video machine. It looked like something like the mirror
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from snow White. Here's Combs congratulatingCaitlin and her response, I'm gonna say
congratulations on being the number one dayin the WNBA draft. That's incredible.
I know I can speak for everybodyall across the United States and the world
probably that we've enjoyed watching in theselast couple of years, and we can't
wait to continue to do so.So congratulations, you earned it. You
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can't wait to see yup there,Caitlyn. What do you say, Luke
Combs, that's my favorite artist ofall time. That's pretty cool. He's
a big woman's basketball fan, soI appreciate that's amazing. I was not
expecting that. Oh one more thing, Kaylen, before I leave. That
seventeen thousand dollars product outfits you goton? You might want burn that man?
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All right, good night and thereyou go. So that is wild?
Sound? Why everyone? Johnny Wildin the morning in the marning on
Big ninety seventy nine. I believemost people are hood Thank you, Luke,
Johnny Wild. I'm big ninety sevento nine. How about this?
When women try to decipher men's texts, there's a new word for it called
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hermonetics or hermeneutics. I don't know. Ellie Anderson is an assistant professor of
philosophy in California, and she startedthinking about all the time she and her
friends have wasted pouring over conversations andtexts they've received from men that they've dated,
all confused They talk about the stressand confusion of trying to figure out
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what a man actually meant by whathe said. So wait a minute,
you can't figure out what we mean, but we ain't allowed to man explain
it to you. Hmm. Well, they're worried about responding, coming on
too strong, not strong enough,wondering if the guy would call back,
wondering why he ignored them for aday. This forces women to spend a
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lot of time trying to guess atmen's feelings because the men themselves were unwilling
or unable to fully express themselves.Hey, we're one notch up from Neanderthal.
Okay, So she coined this phrasehermeneutic labor to describe the emotional work
that goes into trying to decipher confusing, confusing communication from a man. It's
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the study of interpretation of language.Ladies, if text from your guide drive
you crazy because they're stupid and undecipherable, that's called marriage. Yeah, and
the only thing we need to know, guys, is how to decipher when
she says fine, you know whatthat really means? Baby? Are you
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okay? I'm fine? Oh,that's trouble that you know what happens after
that the we need to talk sentence. It's coming soon. Come on now
with Johnny Wilde in the Morning onBig ninety seven nine. Blue Milk.
You can drink blue milk. Youcan drink blue milk. It's almost he
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well, actually it is here.You can drink blue milk right now.
Star Wars brand blue Milk hit storesyesterday as part of the Star Wars Day
celebration on May the fourth. Maythe fourth be with you. Luke drank
blue milk in the original Star Warsin nineteen seventy seven. I still don't
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remember that, but they say ithappened. They say it happened, so
it did. Now you can drinkclue milk. You can drink blue milk,
Blue milk. Momo. Oh,it is time for Johnny Wilde in
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the Morning on Big ninety seven nine. Stupid News. Yeah, we got
some stupid criminals. A couple oflocal bozos. Two men are in Welld
County jail after they were found withseventy three grams of meth divided into forty
small bags. They spotted the meneasily because of their meth mouths. Ugh,
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here's a man that tried robbing abank with a translator app. Yep,
this was in Sandusky, Ohio.This guy's from Venezuela and he was
using a translator app on his phone. He's twenty years old. He reportedly
held up the phone to the tellerand he was using this translator app to
tell the tellers get the money andput the money in the bag. I
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guess it didn't work, and whenthe tellers didn't give any give him any
money, he left. Officers foundhim a short time later, and one
who spoke Spanish read in his rightsand talked to him. Attempted bank robbery
translates to what three to five years. I'm guessing he would have gotten away,
but he took time to type intothe translator. Can I have one
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of your lollipops? Please? Yeah? And there you go. That's stupid
news, Johnny Wilde in the morningon Big ninety seven nine. Yeah,
man, that's the guest. Well, I've told you that sometimes these good
stuff stories are wrapped in a tragedy, but it's still good overall, like
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this one North Yorkshire, England,six year old Olivia Patterson being hailed as
a hero. She recently saved herwhole family from a house fire she was
playing outside at their neighbor's house.She saw flames on the roof of her
home and immediately ran inside to wakeup her mom and siblings. Her grandmother
praised her bravery, pointing out herher little granddaughter active remark despite her young
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age. The family lost nearly allof their possessions in the fire, and
of course the house will have tobe completely rebuilt, but thanks to Olivia,
they all made it out unharmed.The community there rallied to support the
family, donating essential items, andthey've started a crowdfund pace page. Currently,
the family is staying in a shortterm rental while the cause of the
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fire is investigated and they searched formore permanent housing. But listen, I'm
six years old running into a burninghouse. That's a hero Care. That's
the m team hero Care. Ohgood job. I thought he was going
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to lose it there. That's theGoods. Yes, it is on Big
ninety seven to nine. Good morning, Gather around, boys and girls of
old ages. It's time the wildAnimal stories. A thirty pound cat in
India named Thick and Nugget is swimmingdown using an exercise regimen usually reserved for
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dogs. That's the funniest name fora cat I've ever heard. Thick and
Nugget. A place called the CanineAquatic Center is helping Thick and Nugget swim.
It's weight thin. Hey, Inseven weeks he's lost five pounds.
He tries to protest it first,but he swims so well and he gets
out and just walks around like heowns the place. So I think he
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actually kind of likes anee. Now, Yeah, way to go, Thick
and Nugget. The world's oldest gorillajust celebrated another birthday. Her name is
Fatou. She was born in nineteenfifty seven and lives at the Berlin Zoo.
She celebrated her sixty seventh birthday onFriday. Incredible Well, The Florida
Wildlife Commission is looking for a nuisancealligator catcher. Is there any other kind
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of alligator? The Florida Nuisance Programis accepting applications for this nuisance alligator trapper.
Now. Generally, an alligator isdeemed a nuisance if it's at least
four feet in length and the callerbelieves it poses a threat to people,
pets, or property. Applicants musthave a clean criminal history. And I
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would add in both hands and allten fingers, just to be sure.
You know. Here are some ofthe alligator stories we've covered recently. Florida
man loses armed alligator, then lostin woods for three days. Alligator farm
director loses hand to well, youknow. Man retrieving frisbee killed by alligator.
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Florida cyclist crashes, falls into water, is attacked by alligator. Florida
man prize open alligator jaws to savedog. That video is incredible if you've
never seen it. Ten year oldgirl pride open alligator jaws to free yourself.
Wow. Man mocks alligator gets eaten. See what I'm saying. I
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hope health insurance. Good health insurancecomes with that gig. And there you
go. That is wild animal storiesWell Johnny Wild Web ninety seven nine.
Time now for the Hollywild reporters doit so. John Rich, who is
one half of Big and Rich,shared his advice for Morgan Wallen. He
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said, I can't help but recallall the destructive, crazy things I did
early on in my career. Thecombo of intense pressure, expectations and over
the top success. That's a dangerouscocktail. Thank god I had mentors who
helped guide me out of that mindset. And I hope Morgan has some people
around who care about him to helphim find a new approach to life.
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Coincidentally, Morgan Wallan has the numberone song this week with Man Made a
Bar. Well, she's out thereliving her best life. Taylor Swift and
the BF Travis Kelcey were at Coachellaand Taylor reportedly slipped him an apology for
her being drunk. Wait, isn'tthis the same guy she's apologizing to?
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Have you noticed sing alone? Wow, that's a twist I didn't see coming
a Taylor twist. Speaking o Kelsey, he is set to host Are You
Smarter Than a Celebrity? Yep.His deal with Prime Video is to host
twenty episodes. It's a reboot ofthe old Fox series Are You Smarter Than
a Fifth Grader? But these arewith celebrities. There's no celebrity smarter than
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Travis Kelcey. He hitched his wagonto Taylor Swift. Come on, CBS
kicked off. Ticked off a lotof people Sunday night when they cut off
the end of the Billy Joel onehundredth Madison Square Garden concert due to a
late start of programming earlier in theevening. The show cut off right in
the middle of PM oh Man BillyJoel's signature song. The network says they're
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terribly sorry, and we'll rebroadcast thespecial in its entirety this Friday, not
to spoil the ending. But itturns out the patrons of the bar put
bread in his jar and say,man, what are you doing here?
Come on now, y'all get onup with Johnny Wilde in the morning,
A big ninety seven nine. Hownot to impress someone? That's our topic
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right now. What's the dumbest thingyou've said to someone while you were trying
to impress them? Some of theresponses that were posted. I was talking
to a girl about how I hadrecently recovered from lime disease. When I
finished talking, I asked, so, what diseases do you have wrong?
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That's a terrible, terrible line.I had a crush on my next door
neighbor. She was getting out ofher car while I was working on the
lawnmower. She came over and said, nice to see you. I replied
back, oh, yes, yes, it is nice to see me.
She never spoke to me again.After that. Here's one from Carla,
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A sweet guy that I was superinterested in, told me he liked me
me being awkward. I just saidthank you. Later, I wondered why
the relationship never progressed. Yeah,you got to do a little more than
that. Oh, this one's funny. When she first came to my apartment,
I made sure to be outside changingthe oil in my car so she
would think, Oh, he's handy. Learn much later her dad was on
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a race team, both as adriver and a pit crew member. She
had spent many weekends at the racetrack. Oh, yep, I realized that
my oil chained Shenanigans were underwhelming.Hey she married me anyway, Nice job,
Brian. At least you got luckythere. You on a wild in
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the morning home Big ninety seventy nineNoko's New Country. What is the most
overwhelming time of the day for you? How about eight fifteen in the morning.
According to a new survey, overhalf say they just feel absolutely overwhelmed
just getting out of bed in themorning, and the average time of the
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day that people feel the most overwhelmedis eight fifteen am. Wouldn't oversleeping be
a great way to get past theeight to fifteen trauma. Let's do it.
The toughest challenge is facing the workday ahead, leaving the house on
time, getting kids ready for school, not oversleeping, looking for your keys,
figuring out what to wear. Ohmy gosh, people stop whining.
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This is why we invented bloody Mary's. Okay. Caitlin Clark showed up to
the WNBA draft the other night dressedin Prada from head to toe. Ick.
It was a seventeen thousand dollars outfit. We're about twenty two percent of
her first year WNBA salary. Shewas the number one pick. Personally,
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I cannot stand the look of highend designer clothes. Yen's go to Dress
Barn and get you a modest dressand Yen's are all good to go.
Every time I see an athlete likeRussell Wilson in that garbage, I hate
it. Wouldn't wear it even ifI was loaded. And finally, another
sports story, you and c QBShay Cooking Doll is entering ye old transfer
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porthole. Fans of college sports arequickly learning that no athlete or recruit is
safe. These kids have no patience, They don't play, they hit the
portal, and that's just unfortunately theway it is. They've run college sports
blah blah. Johnny Wilde in themorning on Big ninety seven nine. Yeah,
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man, that's the best. Gotto get to the good news today.
It's from Madisonville, Kentucky. NurseLou Kolan recently made headlines for her
active kindness. She was working atBaptist Health Center. She gave away her
brand new shoes to a patient inneed. She was inspired after seeing this
patient in old, worn out shoesand decided to offer her own pair that
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she was wearing that were brand new. Despite some initial hesitation, she listened
to her inner voice urging her tohelp and gave those new shoes to the
patient. She left the hospital shoeless. She took an extra pair of socks
with rubber grips and kind of putthose on. The heartwarming gesture was met
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with great gratitude from the patient.The nurse's kindness caught the attention of Brooks'
Footwear, the brand of shoes thatshe selflessly donated, and they sent her
a voucher good for a pair ofreplacement shoes. The active kindness was also
recognized by her workplace. They madeher employee of the Month for April.
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I go back to that initial hesitation. Have you ever thought, well,
maybe maybe next time, don't hesitate. It's in that moment you gotta do
it. That's the guest. Ihope that put a smile on your face.
Appreciate you listening big ninety seven tonine time. Now for the tipping
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point. This is a new recurringfeature given that we live in a world
now where everywhere you turn, peopleare asking for and even expecting a tip
for simple things like grabbing an icecream cone and filling it with soft serve,
you know, just pulling that handle. Why do you need a fifteen
percent tip? Here's the latest tippingpoint story. An airline passenger claims they
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were extorted for a tip at thecheck in counter. An airline agent told
a passenger their checked bag was halfa pound to half a pound geez,
but suggested they would let it goif they tipped them. So the customer
gave them a five, but nowthey feel wrong about it. Of course.
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This was at the Newark, NewJersey Airport last week. The agent
said don't worry, I don't seenothing, and gave them a high five.
The customer thought they were getting anice break, but then he said,
yeah, you know, you canleave it right there. Just yeah,
that's the tip right there, rightthere on the counter. And the
customer said, are you for real? And the guy said, well,
yes, unless you want to paythe full baggage fee. So they left
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five bucks. They didn't care atfirst, but later it felt weird,
especially since they were pretty sure theirbag was not over and when they weighed
and when they got home it wasforty four pounds, so I guess forty
five was the cutof They thought theymight have been scammed. They reported it
to United on their website and theyhave not responded. And when they told
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their story online, people were saying, that's not cool and if it ever
happens to you, go full onKaren and ask for a supervisor. The
tipping point, Oh it'll return youbet y big ninety seventy nine Mornings with
Johnny Wiles. Kaitlin Clark picked numberone last night in the WNBA draft.
The Indiana Fever is her new team. I got the Fever, you bet
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you. Thirty percent of CEOs arethinking of shifting away from a five day
work week. Oh your ears justperked up right. They're seriously thinking of
moving to a four day, maybefour and a half day work week.
A Poland November asked people if they'dbe willing to work ten hour days for
four days a week. Almost eightypercent said it would have a positive impact
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on their life, including almost halfwho said extremely positive. How quickly did
kids get bored? Pretty fast?In half an hour thirty three minutes to
be exact, and they spend thirteenhours on screens On the bride side.
Four and five parents that's eighty saidtheir children prefer hands on activities away from
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the video screen. Gotta do that. Speaking of kids, kid doulting is
actually a thing I didn't know beinga kid doult is becoming more common.
Who comes up with this garbage?Our recent survey shows that four in ten
Americans adults sleep with a stuffed animal. Even Margot Robbie is one of them.
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She is proud to admit that shecuddles up with a stuffed bunny.
Now can we cuddle up with astuffed Margot Robbie? Hmmm, I don't
know. This has become a wayto boost well being and at times,
the line between childhood and adulthood blurs, and experts agree that it's okay we
should have like these playful, childlikethings in our life, all right.
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I think we should chase each otheraround the office cubicles, jump off chairs
and desks, then go home,grab a snack plate, and maybe catch
a nap. Does that sound good? You all need to get up and
get gold Colone out. Get onup with Johnny Wilde in the morning on
Big ninety seven nine day. I'mshuffling every day. I'm shuffling the internet
looking for wild sound. And justwhen you think you've seen the stupidest competitive
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sport ever, I'm looking at you, corn hole, Along comes gorjitsu.
Gorjitsu. It's two guys wrestling insidea small car. Two Russians are doing
this, probably tanked full of vodka. One of the guys holds a PhD
in math and black belts in bothjiu jitsu and judo. Yeah. Two
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combatants grappled jiu jitsu style inside avehicle, utilizing the seat belts and anything
else available to help keep their opponentat bay and for them to tap out.
Opponents start buckled in and when thebell sounds, they immediately remove their
seat belts and start going at it. Okay, let's get the actual play
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by play. This sounds like acomedy bit, but it's real all right.
Here we are back at the car, Davidson in the driver's seat,
Felton on the passenger side. Wait, what did he say? Hug your
man? Oh? Right away,Felton shows his experience there he reaches over
with his left hand and blocks theseat belt of Davidson. Nice move,
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and immediately just goes to smashing Davidsoninto the driver's side door. And right
now you can see he's trying toOh, he looks like he's got the
driver's side seat belt here. He'strying to wrap that driver's side seat belt
around the neck of Davidson. Wait, and Davidson, it's just it's almost
too late here. By the timehe's figured out what's happening, he has
got that seat belt wrapped all theway around his throat. Wait, is
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this to the death? He's tryingto defend. But there's not a lot
that can be done here. Heis in a bad situation. And just
like that, Raymond Felton wins thefirst round. Okay, with a seatbelt
show yay? Are we supposed tobe clapping. I don't know if this
will become an nil sport at CSU, or are you and c if they'll
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pick that up. I just wantto know if you're allowed to close the
windows and hot box your opponent.That would be funny. Okay, ready,
shounny wild in the morning on Bigninety seventy nine. Let's do it.
How about the big things you needto know? Caitlin Clark will make
about three hundred and thirty eight thousandin her first four years in the WNBA,
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which is significantly less than three NBAmascots make. These mascots also make
more than anyone in the WNBA.I bet you can guess who one of
these mascots is. That's right,it's our own Rocky. Rocky from the
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Nuggets makes six hundred twenty five thousanddollars. Play him at number one.
That's unreal. I was the PAannouncer for the Nuggets for four years and
I didn't know that inside scoop untilnow. The other two are Harry the
Atlanta Hawk and Bennie the Chicago Bull. How about that? Well, it
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looks like reclining airplane seats are beingphased out for us poor folks in economy
at least YEP, that's gonna happen, And the reason is that seats that
don't recline are lighter, which keepsfuel costs down, and they don't need
mechanical parts and that means less maintenance. Reclining seats also spark a lot of
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issues with passengers. Flight attendants getinvolved, spilled drinks, damaged electronics.
I'm nearly six' four, andhonestly I'm okay with this. Can't tell
you how many times my knees havebeen jammed when the person in front reclines.
Well, I saw this yesterday andI kind of missed it. It
was National Banana Day, but thisis weird. Twenty nine percent of Americans
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will eat them green. Gross.What kind of crazy world are we living
in? Eating a green banana?That's insanity? The Johnny Wilde in the
Morning on Big ninety seven nine stupidnews, Well this is kind of stupid.
Only eleven percent of bosses think theiremployees are burnt out, but seventy
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six percent of workers say they areburnt out. So we either hide it
real well or it just shows howout of touch most managers really are so.
In other words, nine and tenbosses, they think everyone's loving it,
but in reality, most people kindof dread going to work. The
poll found the top three things currentlycausing burnout are constant changes, too much
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busy work, and high turnover.Oh and here's one thing you and your
boss probably do align on. Sixtythree percent of managers say they're currently burnt
out too, So I don't knowwhat that means. Woman sues Disney after
Goofy falls on her. So thislady visited Disney California Adventure back in twenty
twenty two. She's now suing theresort, alleging that she suffered from severe
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injuries after Goofy fell on her.Katrina Griffin claims that when she was bending
over to tire her daughter's shoes,a Disney cast member dressed as Goofy walked
directly into her and she fell onthe hard cement. He landed on her
with all of his body weight,and that resulted in severe, traumatic,
debilitating, and permanent injuries that necessitatedsignificant medical care, as well as emotional
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pain and suffering. According to thelawsuit, gorsh Will didn't see you,
Lutch, You're hell with your bigold booty, all bit over it,
gorsh. There you go. Thatis the stupid news for today. Hey,
I'm on there. Shut up.Noko's New Country and Johnny Wilde on
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Big ninety seventy nine