JohnnyWildePodcastEpisode7

Wheel of Florida Man, AI Shower, Tipflation, Wilde Animal Stories, Flamethrowing Robot Dog, Naked Door Dash Delivery, Robbed at Snakepoint, Mom Accidentally Invites 500 to Party, Cicadas So Loud People Call 911, Drunk Buzzards, Man Opens Beer During Arrest, The Wiggles EDM Remixes

Episode Transcript

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It is time for it. Johnnywild in the morning, I'm on Big
ninety seven nine. Okay, Ihave a feeling what this is going to
be about. It's Johnny Wilde onBig ninety seven nine. I appreciate you
tuning in. No coo, let'sget straight to the phones. Hello Big
Nutty seven nine. Hey Johnny,it's Jim for me. Hello Jim.

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What's going on? So? Iwas listening yesterday and you were warning all
the listeners, the women not tomake plans. Right, Oh right,
because it's the draft and the Nuggets. I'm literally sitting here waiting for the
draft to start, and my wifecomes downstairs and informs me that we're going
over to the mother in law tonightto hang shelves. Oh no, no,

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So you're ready to go. Youhave like a man cave. You've
got TV setup and everything. I'vegot three TVs down there. I've got
everything known to man to drink hereto kila. I've spent all this money
on stuff. In fact, thepizzas were on the way and her mom
just moved into this new place andshe's like, can you hang the shelves,

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sweetie? So did you know thiswas supposed to happen last night.
I had no idea, dude.I was listening yesterday and your warning everybody.
Yeah, and I'm thinking, didshe Apparently she wasn't listening right.
I was so proud. I wasready for everybody to show up. Oh,
you had buddies coming over. Oh, there were two guys coming over.
It was supposed to be this bondingnight for the guys. Oh,

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so you had to tuck your tailand tell your buddies. Sorry, Jim,
can't play now. So how dothose shelves look. I think they're
a little crooked. I was tryingto get out of there too fast.
Make it home for the second halfof the Nuggets game. Oh, Jim,
I feel for you. Man.Well, just so you know the
Broncos, Well, don't tell me. I don't want to know. I'm
going to go home. I've recordedit. Okay, we're going to watch

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the Nuggets beat up up on theLakers. Okay, Well, good luck
on all of that, Jim,and I hope you and your wife get
your calendars sinks better. Okay,that's never gonna happen. You are wild
in the morning. He's of anine Florida man. Let him spend that

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wheel round and round it goes ain'tnobody knows here we go. Florida man
asked officers to let him open upbeer as he's being arrested. Port Orange
police responded to a dispute between neighbors. A man allegeded his neighbor drove by
earlier, telling him he's gonna shootme. At that moment, they heard

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a gunshot. Officers followed the soundand found the suspect, Brent McPeek,
in front of his house. He'swearing sunglasses at night, just like the
song, I said, Just likethe song queueing up for God's sake,
lessons teach hold officers. I'm crackingthis beer, okay, these two coal

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beers, and I'm gonna drink ona shirt that has property. Turned up
two handguns, one of which hadspent shell cases. McPeak was charged with
argravated asshalt with a firearm and useof the firearm while under the influence of
alcohol. Sure, sir, youfinish that beer while we finish up the

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paperwork. We want your rest tobe as comfy as possible. Set no
cop Ever, next door, aFlorida man and woman was caught trying to
pass off a fake lottery ticket asa million dollar winner. Allegedly, they
taped together two tickets that had beenripped horizontally. That's across the middle,

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top half a one ticket and thebottom half of another fake ticket showed a
one million dollar prize winner. Theytold the officials they found a ticket,
went and toning two and they donedried it out and taped it together.
I reckon the top half was fromPowerball and the bottom was from Mega Millions.
Them two was charged with forgery ofa lottery ticket and intent to defraud.

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Who knew that was a crime whenit seemed like a good idea at
the time, And that would bethe time they was drinking for sure.
And then even worse, the tophalf was from power Ball and the bottom
half was from Mega Millions. Andthere you go. That's the first episode
of up Wheel of floridam you make? Here we go, Shohnny Wilde in

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the morning on Big ninety seven ninetime out for wild sound. And honestly,
I think it's only gonna be onepiece of wild sound. After you
hear this, it's gonna be allwe can handle. Remember the Wiggles.
Here is the Wiggles remix album thatno one asked for. Yep, this
is an em dance version of theirkids song Come On to the Monkeys,

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Monkey Monkeys. I'm sorry, It'sgoing to be a fruit salad, tree
fruit salad. Yummy, yummy potatopotatoes. Why do I know these?
Hoped potato potato fax to chug andchug a big red but going to ride

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the whole day long? Uh huh. I know why I know these because
I've got like a hundred kids sidenote. I cannot stand. It is
worse than smooth jazz for me.So I think we'll stop there for Wild
Sound today. You're welcome. Youonly need to get up and get gold
Klona get on up with Johnny Wildein the morning on Big ninety seven nine.

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Are we gonna win this game ornot? Wo what a finish last
night? Johnny Wilde on Big ninetyseven nine. Let's get right to it.
Let's do it well. The biggestthing you need to know happened last
night at Ball Arena. The Nuggetswere down twenty points in the third quarter,
clawed their way back. They didn'tlead the game until this last second

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shot. Murray make some moves.Jamal Murray on a two step back shot
over a seven foot center and hedrills it and the Nuggets win Game two,

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one oh one ninety nine. Let'shear it. Congrats to the Nuggets.
What a game. A new studysuggests that hotels could save water by
bringing AI into showers. The ideais that there would be a screen that
would provide guests with data feedback abouttheir shower length and water usage, which

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sounds kind of creepy at first.One aspect could include a timer and encourage
people to beat the clock. Supposedly, this could reduce the length of time
they spend showering by more than twentyfive percent. But then what if it
starts critiquing your routine like hay five, You might want to hit that with
soap again. You know, thatwould be kind of weird. The National

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Weather Service has updated the heat colorwarning chart. Of course, the lowest
color is white, that's no heat. Then it goes up to yellow,
orange, and red, which isused when there are medical risk factors from
the heat. But now they've addedsomething higher than red, magenta. Magenta
is the worst and deadliest heat threatcategory, and it means you are in

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a long duration, extreme heat activitywith little to no overnight relief. So
red means you could die. Magentayou could basically burst into flames. Can't
wait for Dave Fraser to issue apinpoint magenta weather day. And there you
go. Those are the big thingsyou need to know, and then you

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don't know, not just you know, big ninety mornings with Johnny Wilde.
Our CAPSUA test getting tougher. Youknow those online puzzles that ask you to
find I don't know, maybe allthe street lights or motorcycles in the picture,
or guess the squiggly letters. It'sused to ward off bots, and

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you know the crash sites or jeopardizedsecurity. Well, yes they are getting
tougher thanks to AI, because nowwith AI, you have to do something
that's nonsensical otherwise it'll be able tounderstand and hack the site. By the
way, CAPSHA stands for completely AutomatedPublic Turing Test to tell computers and humans

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apart. That's legit, that's nota joke. This is the CAPSHA as
opposed to catch pauw, which iswhen my grandpa would get drunk and run
down the street and we'd have toget him and bring him back, you
know, and there you go thatthose are them, be them ten or

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twelve things you need to know onSunshine. This is SI Johnny wild in
the Morning on Big ninety sevente NoGhost. New Country cicadas are so noisy
that people are calling the cops.Listen to this in South Carolina. They
sound like a like a buzzing orlike a clicking noise. Like during the

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day it just sounds like a highpitched humming. But at night it sounds
like a jungle exceptionally loud. Rightnow, they were they were out pretty
good in our neighborhood. Yeah,I can't imagine calling nine to one one
over that, But yes, somepeople are well. If you've ever been
to the City of New York onthe subway, I've got They've got all

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kinds of performers. Listen to thisamazing performer singing unchained melody. Wow,
Yes, bring it home. Ohdude, I'm gonna clean out my wallet.

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Are you kidding me? That's sometipping that is well deserved. And
there you go. That's a Fridayedition of Wild Sound Johnny Wilde in the
Morning on Big ninety seven nine.Stupid News, well filling what is obviously
a pressing need. Walmart stores inGeorgia, Sorry, Colorado, will now

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deliver live bait. YEP, talkabout clickbait. You just click and here
comes your bait. Walmart is startingthe service in Georgia at one hundred and
fifty four stores throughout the state there. The new service offers live bait pickup
and delivery from six am to tenpm, bringing the bait anywhere with a

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deliverable address, including docs. Ijust need one more worm and I catch
that fish. This is kind oflike Walmart delivering quarters to you while you're
standing at a slot machine. Right, this is kind of gruesome. Passenger
breaks leg half hour into a sevenhour flight. A man was left suffering

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and excruciating pain for over six hours. He broke his leg just thirty minutes
into a flight from Bali to NewZealand. You're thinking, what on earth
was he doing? He was walkingback to his seat from the bathroom.
I'm sorry, belovatory. When theplane dropped from severe turbulence. He came
down hard, suffering a fractured tibiaamphibula. There was a doctor on board

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the flight, but only over thecounter painkiller pana Doll was available to relieve
the pain. You probably or maynot want to know this. The plane
was a Boeing seven eighty seven Dreamliner, and the airline calls it a case
of quote clear air turbulence, whichhappens in a cloud free sky. But

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they were thirty minutes into the flight, you know, It's like, well,
we can turn around and be backat the airport in thirty minutes,
or we can fly another six anda half hours. Hmmm, what to
do? What to do? Ijust don't know, man, I don't
get it. But that just that'sthat's terrible, and that is the stupid

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news this morning. Here we goJohnny Wilde in the morning on Big ninety
seven to nine. Yeah, man, that's the best. Oh. I
love those long lost relative stories.For years, four sisters from Columbus,
Nebraska have been searching for their biologicalbrother who was surrendered for adoption as a

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baby, and on National Siblings Day, they posted on social media asking for
help and located him and locating himarmed with only a childhood photo with the
name Greg on the back, that'sall they had. Miraculously, their plea
caught the attention of someone who recognizedthe child in the picture, their brother,

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Greg grew up eighty miles away inWakefield, Nebraska. He now lives
in Wayne. They saw the post, shared it with the adoptive mother,
who confirmed his identity as the babyin the photo. He reached out to
his new found sisses, sharing morephotos and confirming his identity, which led

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to an emotional return between the siblings. The sisters describe an immediate connection upon
meeting their long lost brother, feelinglike they had known him for years.
Isn't that amazing? Their bond witheach other has grown stronger since their reunion,
and they planned to include Greg andtheir lives going forward as a new
family reunited at last. I loveit. That's the gest. It didn't

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get any better than that Big ninetyseven to nine. Hey, when the
lights come on, let's tip thepower company. Huh no? Thanks?
How much tipflation is costing some?Johnny Wilde on Big ninety seven to nine.
I just did this about a weekago, episode one about the guilt

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at the baggage counter. Yeah,so I told you it'd be back.
Do you feel like tipping is outof control? A lot of folks do,
as something that used to be justfor good service is now an expectation
extortion at all kinds of businesses andpushing people into it only makes them resent

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the whole guilt tipping concept even more. Check this out. Americans are now
spending almost five hundred bucks a yeartipping more than they'd like to This according
to a brand new survey and howmuch tipflation is costing us. The average
American reluctantly tips thirty seven dollars andeighty cents in a month because the pressure

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or awkwardness of the options given tothem when they spend that tablet around.
I don't like that, and itadds up to nearly five hundred bucks in
guilt tipping over a year. Morethan half say pressure to leave bigger tips
is a regular occurrence, and twentysix percent feel they're always are often forced

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to tip more than they'd like.About a third of people say they've been
asked to tip for a service theywouldn't normally have even considered tipping for in
the last couple of weeks. Let'ssee, and for the generations, it
breaks down exactly how you thought,how you'd think. A third of both

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gen Z and millennials feel pressure ormade to feel guilty, and they want
a tip because of it. Genxers twenty three percent and only thirteen percent
of baby boomers They're not gonna tipif they feel pressure. That totally makes
sense. This is weird. Finalpoint, about a quarter of people say

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they'd likely leave a tip for aservice that had no human interaction, like
a vending machine or a self checkoutkiosk. That is so dumb. Oh,
want to tip the vending machine backin my days, in the ending
machine means chipping it over. Junnywild in the morning, see ninety see

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gather around, boys and girls ofold ages. It's time for wild animal
stories. One of my favorite featureson the showgram The Pandas are coming.
China will send giant pandas to liveat the San Francisco Zoo. China also
said back in February they planned tosend two giant pandas to the San Diego

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Zoo. This is the first timethey've granted new pandas to the US in
two decades. What I can hearthe conspiracy people now just talking about these
pandas are bread to spy on usand infiltrate America. It's pandemonium. Oh,
let's talk about drunk buzzards. Ananimal rescue group in Connecticut helped out

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a pair of drunk vultures. Thesebuzzards had been dumpster diving because that's what
they do, and they ended upeating something firm minted enough to cause severe
intoxication, probably old fruit. Atfirst they thought they were seriously ill.
Well, the vets did not.The buzzards they didn't know. Testing can

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basically confirmed they were merely too drunkto fly. The birds were given fluids
and an overnight's day and then releasedback into the wild too drunk to fly.
We've covered stories like that about pilots. And finally, two years ago,
forty seven cats were rescued after beingfound crammed into a hot car at

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a rest stop in Minnesota. Theowner agreed to surrender the cats to animal
shelters. Now, one of thosecats is a model in an ad campaign
for Target. Here they are talkingabout Hercules modeling career. There was a
call for cats with unique faces,and I sent them a picture of Hercules

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and they wanted him for the photoshoot and then he ended up on the
target fragrance for Way to Go Hercules. He's a little Herculeshurklese hercleskle, what's
the work and there you go.That is Wild Animal Stories. I woke
up again this monment Big ninety sevennine Mornings with Johnny Miles. It is

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time now for wild sound. Gotanother girl with five and time. That's
right. Step. So, lastweek a dentist was telling us the three
times we should never brush our teeth. Now a doctor is trending after he
said we should all be washing ourtoothbrush with soap every night. What well,
here's why, every single night youshould be washing your toothbrush bristles with

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soap and water. Not only canthis greatly impact the amounts of bacteria and
plaque build up in your mouth.Now studies are showing the bacteria in your
mouth maybe link to your cardiovascular health, including development of heart failure and angil
fibrillation. And once a week soapthis sucker and hydro peroxide or antibacterial mouthwash.
But if you get strapped through aftertwelve to twenty four hours, throw

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this thing. Yeah, I canimagine that unless you've got you know,
one hundred dollars sonicare And isn't thatlike having your mouth washed out with soap?
Wow? Do we still do that? As parents anymore wash our kids
mouth out with soap. I didthat to my oldest son one time.
He's thirty four now. Over theweekend, Kevin Bacon returned to the high

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school where Footloose was filmed forty yearsago. The actor gave a speech to
the school student body in Pace inUtah on Saturday. They did a whole
student LED's social media campaign hoping toget Bacon to attend the prom because this
is the last year the school willbe in that building. They've built a

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new pace in high school. Here'sKevin Bacon forty years I mean, that
just blows my mind. You know, things look a little different around his
ears. Let's say the thing thatlooks the most different is me, that's
for sure. When I just firstheard about this Bacon to Pace and thing,
I was like, wow, thisthis is crazy. You were all

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just tireless, unrelent in your desireto have me return. And did you
talk with you into it. It'salmost like he's talking slow because of the
echo. That is really cool though. I thought it was one of the
neatest things I've seen. Good job, Kevin Bacon, Glad you did that,

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and that is wild sound what else, Sunshine? This is it Johnny
Wild in the Morning on Big ninetyseven nine, No Ghost, New Country,
Stupid news. So. A femaledoor Dash driver claims she was penalized
by the food delivery company for refusingto drop off in order to a male

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newtist. The woman said it wasa ten dollars fifty cent job and she
would have to drive eight miles.Okay. While waiting for the food order
at the restaurant, she got amessage from the customer saying, hey,
to let you know I'm a newdistand will be answering the door naked.
She responded with, okay, I'llbe canceling. Then then she called door

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Dash support, but door Dash toldher that she would not be able to
cancel the order without it affecting herquote completion rate. Wow, no one
wants to deliver food to a nakedman. Okay, here's your corn dog,
and there's your corn dog. Sheshould have said, you could answer

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the door nude, bud, butI'll be live streaming the whole thing.
Good luck. Man tries robbing gasstation with a snake. Yeah, this
happened in Memphis. Police arrested thisguy after he attempted to rob a shell
station with a live snake Reginald cookIs twenty six. He walked back into
the station, made a purchase,and left, and then came back again

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with a live five foot snake wrappedaround his neck. He shouted at the
cashier, give me the money.The cashier called nine to one one and
pulled out his own firearm. Nomoney was taken, no one was injured.
No surprise there, because you know, in dumb robbery, rock paper,
scissors, firearm beat snake every singletime. Johnny Wilde in the morning.

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Yeah, man, that's the best. A couple was digging up a
fishing net that was caught in thesand on a Texas beach, and as
they were flinging sand and shells outof the way, they spotted a diamond
ring. The ring had been losta month earlier by another couple. Here's
Caleb Brigneck on how he was ableto return the ring to the rightful owner.

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I went to dig it up.When you grabbed it, everything off
top of it, it would justbe like shells. So I went in
and I just grabbed a handful ofthem, and I just threw him across
the beach. You could just seethe ring fly out with the shelves.
That's cool. See that in slowmotion. No. Last week, Philadelphia

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Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts donated two hundredthousand bucks to the School District of Philadelphia
for the purchase of air conditioning unitsfor ten schools. This donation will help
buy over three hundred AC units andhelp improve the learning conditions in these schools
that have struggled with extreme heat andif you've ever been in a hot classroom,

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it stinks. Hurts is dedicated toongoing community support through his foundation with
a focus on improving educational environments forstudents. That is so cool. Previously
it was so hot in those classroomsthey would sing Fry, Eagles, Fry.
That's the gist on Big ninety sevento nine. Let's do it.

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The big things you need to know, ladies, don't pick Tonight is one
of those nights where you want tohave some big discussion or plan the next
vacation or talk about you know wherethe kids are gonna go to summer camp.
No, the NFL Draft is tonightand the Nuggets play all within a
couple of hours. Broncos are gonnapick twelve and I'm honestly, you know,

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I'll watch some of the draft.I am not one of those guys
that can sit there for hours anddays watching this thing. I like NFL
football, I just don't like itthat much. So I hope the Broncos
get a great quarterback. They're gonnahave to trade up, I think.
So we'll see Nuggets at eight o'clockjust a few hours later, Game three

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versus LA. All right, sothe clock is now ticking for TikTok.
Congress passed a bill that could banit. Now comes the hard part of
an actual ban bye dance. TheChinese owner has basically nine months to sell
to a US entity at a heftyprice tag. I don't know why they

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wouldn't sell. Just do it otherwisethere's going to be a lot of legal
hurdles. Eighty four percent of peoplefeel more productive if their workplace is organized,
even if they're working from bed.You know how many people do that?
Remotely? Sixteen percent of people workfrom their bed. That can't be

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good. Seriously, it's gotta bebad. Seventeen percent work from their dining
room. Let's see, eighteen percentchange spots throughout the day, and fifty
nine percent like to work from adesk, probably without pants. Speaking of
work, finally, the FTC hasofficially banned non compete clauses, which stop

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workers from being able to seek employmentat similar companies after leaving their jobs.
I think this is great. I'vebeen caught up in multiple radio non compete
clauses. I've set out six nineto twelve months. It sucks and radio
will probably be the only thing that'sthat's not included in this. I can

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see it happening right now. Anyway, go tell your employer today, I'm
out of here and I'm crossing thestreet in the morning time. Now for
the Hollywild Report, Let's do itso. Kenny Chesney has just tied King
George's record That's Straight with his latestsong take Her Home. Now they both

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have the most top ten singles onthe Country Airplay Chart, sixty one each.
That means the next one that Kennyhas and he'll have the record.
Kim Kardashian says she's over her feudwith Taylor Swift and she thinks Taylor should
get over it too. We weretalking about this yesterday quote. She doesn't

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get why Taylor keeps harping on it. It's been years. Shake it off.
Oh no, you didn't, butI agree. You know it's bad
to hold grudges and feuds, soI recommend you don't. You know.
Patrick Mahomes has turned down hosting SaturdayNight Live because he has a fear of

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teleprompters. That's one of the weirdestfears I've ever heard of, but okay.
He also says he's still skeered fromgiving a speech at the twenty twenty
three sp Awards. I think itwould be so cool to be on Saturday
Night Live. I still like thatshow. I know a bunch of you
probably hate it, but I thinkit's got it. It's got its moments.

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Lany Wilson says her boyfriend didn't exactlyenjoy watching her steamy kissing scenes on
season five of Yellowstone, but heknows it was just work. Laney also
said she keeps telling producers they betterput her back in the final episodes.
We still know when that's gonna happen, when they're gonna start filming those.

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I bet when they do, goget some more cassy caccns. Johnny Wild
in ninety seven nine, All Right, Today's stupid news story An American company
has built a flame throwing robot dogIt's available for purchase online. It is
called the Therminator. It's a fourlegged robot that can be controlled from your

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phone. That's convenient and comes withan arc flame thrower mounted on its back,
capable of shooting jets of fire upto thirty feet. Sounds legal and
safe to me. It was designedby an Ohio based firm Throw Flame.
The nine four hundred dollars robot isnot advertised as a weapon, of course

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not. It's more like something youshow off at parties. The company suggests
possible uses include wildlife control, snowand ice removal, and general entertainment.
There you go, it's the thumband they to get down. Hey,
when it wants to play fetch,you darn well better play fetch. You
only need to get up. Yougo, Colona, you own up with

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Johnny Wild in the morning. OnBig ninety seven nine oops, a mom
invited all four hundred and eighty sevenof her phone contexts to her kid's birthday
party. Yeah, this is noteven the worst of it. When it
sent to the contexts, it includedhow they were named in her phone,

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like Derek Eye roll and Jess hither car in parking lot. Here's the
mom, Caitlin or excuse me,Emily explaining it right for my daughter's first
birthday party. And on invite itsays inbore context, and I thought it
may import to select through. No, it imported all four hundred and eighty
seven of my contacts and invited themto this birthday party. Now only did

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invite to my boss all of mycoworkers. Oh, the people that have
ever been stored in my phone.But he's sent imtasion based off of how
they're stored in my phone. AndI want you to just take a second
and think about everyone's stored in yourphone and how they're stored on your phone.
Dereck Ryroll he received an invitation Jesshit her car in parking lot.
I have to quit or get intoidentity. Yeah, Kevin butt Face got
an invitation to Oops. Wow,that is crazy. I don't know how

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many people are going to show up, but she better be prepared. So
there's an annual contest in Belgium wherepeople try to do the best seagull impression.
A nine year old British kid istrending after he won the group with
a near perfect score. Really cute. He was dressed in a seagull costume
too. Check this out. Wow, yes, that is fantastic. You

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know, I want to get himand the hog calling champ together. That'd
be pretty awesome. And there yougo. So that is wild sound.
Get on up with Johnny Wilde inthe morning every morning, hom b eighties
even nine mm hmm