Pepper Spray and Lingerie

In today’s double dose of Dirty Little Secret, one caller goes full CSI after finding mystery lingerie—only to realize she jumped to conclusions and keyed her boyfriend’s car for no reason. Meanwhile, another woman catches her cheating boyfriend red-handed and dishes out revenge in the form of pepper spray… on his car. His face never stood a chance. Two chaotic tales of love, betrayal, and bad decisions you won’t forget.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret. I do, sweet?
What is it?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay? I lived with my boyfriend and I just moved
in a couple of months ago and we've been together
for a couple of years.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
But I found.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Lingerie in his bedroom whoa like a month ago?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay, yeah, yours?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
No, it's not mine. So I'm like, oh, that he's cheating,
and so I keep his car.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh and dale.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
But he doesn't know that I keep his car because
he was black out drunk.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
So he woke up the next morning and I confronted
him and I was like, I can't deal with this anymore.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
And he was confused because he thought that that lingerie.
He was like, is that yours? Because I don't know
whose it is. But then we remembered that his sister
house up for us when we went on a trip.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
And so was the sister's lingerie.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, it's a sister's and durid. But I never told
him I keith his car.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
So he's still trying to figure out how keep his car.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, he thinks he got in fight it with someone
while he was blackout.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh great, well, hey at least he's not cheating. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, well I'm glad I didn't keep cheating into his
car because then, yeah, well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, thanks, bye bye. Hey, what's up? As the jubill
shows dirty little Secret? You have one?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, So, basically, my dirty little secret was that I
was dating somebody that lived in a different city than me,
but they lived in the city where I have a
cousin that stays there. And basically he went to the
Boldin Alley and told me he was going with some friends,
and my cousin ended up at the same Boldin ally

(01:55):
and told me he.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Was with a girl. So I drove down there and
I was waiting to see if he was going to
walk out with her, which he did, and they ended
up going to some kind of bar together or something.
So I sprayed the front top of his car and
his door handles with pepper spray because he has a
tendency of like touching his face all the time, and

(02:18):
I knew if he touched his door handle he would
end up seeing his hand was wet and put it
to his face to smell it, which he diddie.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, he was like literally screaming in the parking lot
that his eyes was burning and boys are never any help,
because all of his friends was just recording him laughing
at him because, oh, I think it's an eyelash in
my eye, like something's in there I can't see.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
And then he started calling me. He started calling me
like I need help, I need her help. And the
whole time I'm thinking, like, you didn't even know.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Pepper spray in your eye? Wow?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, good.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Honestly, I love intelligent revenge stories. There's something about it,
and I shouldn't say that out loud, but this one's funny. Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. I'm
sure you've inspired a lot more people if they have wait,
get revenge, if they get cheated on. Have a good
day you too.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
What's your dirty little secret?