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February 21, 2025 • 12 mins
Today after the show, we take you behind the scenes on the text line and see if we have any good calls for the air. We enjoyed the porcelain call but that poor guy was fresh off the treadmill lol
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, you're rolling. This could be podcasting me. You could
be on the air. Hello, Hello, are you working out
right now?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I am. I'll just finished.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was just doing treadmill. This is my card the
other day.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
So how far do you go in the treadmill?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I don't know distance? I just I do.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Oh, so you rental fast, then slow down, then ren
real fast, and then slow down.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Absolutely. Yes, Well you texted us.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh, somebody texted us.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
He texted, h wait, what's your name?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I haven't got there yet.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
I'd like to know his name. We're asking him it
some life story.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well he textedus. Okay, he text us, and I called
him back and I said, hey, can we put you
on it because you texted us? He goes said yeah, hold,
and I actually read your text on the air, but
I wanted to hear it from you though, So tell
us your text.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You know what, You're gonna be a little bit more
specific because I've asked you like eight times in the
last two weeks, or you have Oh you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
What, I have a little feature. I click one and
see all your texts. Let's see what was your most
recent day? Your text about chatchept?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, yeah that was this morning. Yes, okay, Uh so
I actually I did pay for this chat chip within
the last two months. So I there's a I don't
know if the iPhone does if I have a Samsung,
but you can have a widget on your phone which
is your chat JEPT.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
And uh.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
That was a tough run. We might be losing them.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Nah, I'm walking Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, we got you. So there's a widget on
your phone that you use for your chat GPT, is
what we heard.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yes, So you download the app, the chat schipt app,
and you can turn it into widget and with that widget,
it allows you to actually I'm like a voice, like
a you can assign whatever type of voice you wants
and it'll respond back to you. And I don't even
text anymore. I literally just talk to Chad and then

(02:12):
I call him Chad.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
So if you want to text someone, you'll be like, hey, Chad,
text John Jay, I'll be there in five minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yes, So you have that on your phone then.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yes, so I just don't.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't, Chad.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Is it through that you have to like download the
chat GPT app.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
And that's the paid one.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Chad go on Kyle's phone, No chat, No.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well it did just before I even went to the
paid subscription.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, but now, well when you pay, what do you get?
Just more interaction?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Uh so, yeah, you can do a lot more interaction
if you want to do like images you get you know,
like with the unpaid you only get like one or
two a day with this one. Yeah, I don't. I
haven't got to a limit yet. And then there's also
a lot of other Chad features like you could do
like for the people in school, you could do tuition GPT,
you to do write my essay GPT. If you want

(03:10):
to design a website, there's a website designer GPT and
it's all included.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Hey, he has texted us quite a bit and I'm
looking at all your texts. Can I read you some
of this text?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Sure they're not probably from him, they're probably from Chad,
but go ahead, No.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
These are this is I think this is. This is
from December of twenty twenty two. Okay, this is so funny,
he goes, I guess we must have done something about
the worst best Christmas present. He goes, worst, best worst
Christmas present. How does the worst gift turning to the
best and then back to the worst do you know
where I'm going with this?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I actually don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay, you said, here's how a child who has a
fear of porcelain dolls. Worst, give that child porcelain dolls
for Christmas. Best, in addition, gave him a match to
set them on fire. Worst porcelain doesn't melt. Seeing the
porcelain dolls unharmed from the fire that, I know that
would give child nightmares and make it the fear worse,

(04:05):
would it not? He like these porcelain dolls on fire
and they're just staring at you now at me.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, doesn't burn.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Unfortunately, that was a real life experience. I do remember that.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Oh my god. Then, oh my god, look at it.
I found the perfect way. I found a way to
get the perfect sleep on my whoop strap. My wife
is out of town in the past week.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Say the rest. What's the rest of it. I relieve
my wife's out of town since she left. My score
from the eighties to a perfect one every night since
she's been gone. Bottom line, get rid of the wife.
Oh my god, here's another one. John Jane Rich listening

(04:49):
to your podcast from yesterday talking about women that love
to pop pimples like my mom My mom personally is
me not talking? My mom used to pop our pimples
all the time with a bobby pan. It was terrible.
But you go on to say my mom mentally physically
and emotionally scarred me when I was a child because
she would not let me go to sleep until she
would pop my pimples on my face. I would sit
up for hours crying because they didn't want her, and

(05:12):
she would force me to lay down on her bed
so she could pop my pimples. To this day, I
don't let anyone touch my b Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
That's gotta have some kind of traumatic. There must be
something that affected you in your life that's like the crazy. Hey,
I'm happy you're not a serial killer, quite honestly. Unless
that's what we heard was him running from the seat
at the crime.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh yeah, what about this one? John J. Rich, I
just heard this segment on chat CPT. Did you know
you could actually speak the chat JIMMYT and he will
speak back to you. I call my chat TPG chat
A right, brother. Hey, thank you so much for texting
and listening. Man, appreciate you going on the air with us.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
There's one that I guess it didn't go through?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
There was another one? So last week the Kyle singing,
somebody referred to Kyle singing as Fergie and Jesus. Yeah,
that was actually from Stepbrothers. I know, Oh nobody, you
guys missed the punchline. Like I even sent that to
you guys. I was like, oh man, you guys missed
a good joke. I was like, Stepbrothers.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I don't think that went through. I don't see. I'm
looking at every text you've ever sent and it's not
on here.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
It might not have gone through because I'm I'm stationed
up in Washington, so I have a terrible signal. So
some things just don't go through.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
You don't have to tell us you have a terrible signal. Sorry,
it's all right, brother, I have a great day. Thank
you so much for listening.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Thanks Troy, thank you.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Your call has been forward.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
It's the voice now.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
The person you're trying this text said.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I almost fell to my death at a Drake concert.
I was pushed by a person behind me, who was
pushed by a drunk concert guard behind them. This incredibly
fascinating guy next to me pulled me back over the
rail before I went face first fifteen twenty feet down
a platform. I will never wear heels or sit on
the rail ever again.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh, here's the person has a great, a great idea
for your anniversary. Oh yeah, Rich has been looking for
an out of the box idea for an anniversary. Here's
an idea. Take her on a long drive outside of
town on a dirt road. Then progressively make the conversation
creepier and creepier until she believes genuinely you are going

(07:31):
to murder her. Give her a night. She'll never forget
Jesse Esse.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Wow, well that is unique. That is out of the box.
Gotta give you credit for that. Oh man, I can't
imagine that would go over well, but she does, like,
you know, murder mysteries.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
I like this right here, this text. Can someone please
tell John Jay that willful ignorance is not being new
to something. He's been drinking coffee for at least four
years and he still claims he's new.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
You also say that you're new to the fish world A.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Lot, I know, but I'm just kidding, like right low.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, Actually fish have been around a long time.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Well, A lot of people with the whole reusable curric cups.
I didn't know they made those.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I bought that when you brought that up, about two of.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Them for fifteen bucks. That's I found them on Amazon
and he.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Made the coffee.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
What when did they come?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I don't know. I ordered them yesterday during the show Congratulations.
They usually come pretty quick, right.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's not like you're going to taste the coffee be like, well,
this is fantastic coffee. Because you don't like coffee.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well, I was gonna I agree with you. I think
coffee tastes terrible. But what if I taste this coffee
and it's like, well, it's tastes different. Maybe it has
no mold. That's why. I mean, there's the guy that
Dave Ashbury guy was talking about the mold is in
all this coffee and it's terrible.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
What.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, Once you have like a really good cup of coffee,
then you're like, oh no, I get it. But they're
far and fewed between, like just a good straight black coffees.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I don't really do coffee.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Not your not your jam, not my.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Jam, somebody else. There's a text John Davids life hack
for rich if you have brick and mortar stores nearby,
but like to order online. If say they don't carry
everything in the store. Here's a way to meet the
minimum purchase for free shipping. Just order extra items and
return them at the store. I've done this with Walmart,

(09:21):
Hobby Lobby, Michael's, Lowe's, et cetera. Free shipping hack. Does
that make sense? Does this makes sense to me?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
You still have to go return things at the store though, right.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
If you have brick and mortar stores nearby, but like
to order online, Let's say they don't carry everything in
the store. Here's a way to meet the minimum purchase
for free for free shipping. Just order extra items and
return them at the store. I've done this. Oh, so
what do you get in their shipping back?

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
I see?

Speaker 6 (09:46):
I see.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
So basically, like, let's just say they say you need
to order fifty dollars worth of stuff to get free shipping,
but you only want a ten dollars items. Use you
buy like forty dollars else of whatever it is, and
then you just go return the forty dollars of stuff
at the store, and then you got free ship.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
They'll give you the shipping money back.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
No, they never charged you for They never charged you
for shipping because you met the fifty dollars minimum.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh, so you returned.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
You're returning the other stuff that you just bought to
get a lot of It is a lot of leadwork,
but sometimes that shipping is really expensive, so you can't
get it.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Good morning, John, Jay and Rich can help you.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Hi. You guys just put out a thing about when
was the time that you almost died?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Okay, last year in February, I almost died from a
car accident. It was raining really badly and my car
hydroplane and it ended up in a ditch. I ended
up having to be air backed and woke up in
the ICU two days later.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Whoa, So do you remember anything from what happened?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
I mean I remember the rain coming down, and a
couple of people like asking me memory, okay, memory, okay.
But then after that it was just pure black.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Did you did your car get completely wasted?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
The trunk and like the rear end was completely totaled.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Wow, you are lucky to be alive.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah. I spent about fifteen or so days in the
ICU recovering from broken ribs and broken collarbone and all
kinds of other stuff. But yeah, now now I'm living
proof that God is good. And I just have to

(11:50):
keep my faith going.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Keep your face going, Okay, thank you for calling it,
thank you for listening.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Thank you
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