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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, afterwards podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Are you guys ready to start the afterwards podcast? Un
John Jane Rich Afterwards Channel. I had kind of a
something I was gonna bring up. You know, there's stuff
you bring up on the show, and then there's stuff
that's a little bit riskier that you can bring up
on the podcast, and then there's stuff that you don't bring
up on the podcast at all because it's way riskier,
so you just bring it up within among friends. And
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at one point I was gonna bring this up among friends.
Then I'm thinking maybe I could live on the podcast
a little bit. And I want to make sure I
get the right order of these things. So in my
house for years, we like sauna, hot tub, cold plunge,
swim right, you know, you know, and over the years,
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when you start doing that, like my wife and I
don't know if you guys can relate to this, but
like she says, her swimsuits are falling apart because of
the chlorine.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Does that make sense? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
And then my kids they always hop in the pool
and everything in their underwear, and I do it in
my underwar too, And then the underwear, now you can
kind of it starts to stretch. It starts to get
holes in it kind of right, and they say it's
because my wife says it's because you're sitting in the
hot tub and it rubs against the concrete or the
chlorine or whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So that's the foundation to this story.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So about a month or so ago, actually a couple
of years ago, I started this only Fans account because
I kept having guys asking me for pictures of my feet,
and I felt kind of weird doing it, and then
I thought I'm gonna do it anyway. So I think
I told you guys. I started feeling, like, you know,
I've been getting in shape. I feel pretty good, and
so I started I wasn't gonna just post pictures of
my feet. I started posting videos of me stretching in
the morning, right, and I'm in my underwear, stretching in
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my underwear and.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I and I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Getting some pretty good feedback, you know, so far no slams, right,
And I look at the videos.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That's positive.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, And I started looking at the videos that I
got my shirt off. I'm literally in my underwear three
in the morning, stretching out in the thing. And I
posted on the only Fans and when I don't post
like I get some complaints, right, So I've made it
a routine now, and when you do something over thirty days,
it's like habits. I've posted probably thirty to forty videos
be stretching in the morning, but I only have so
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many pairs of underwear. And I noticed the other day
and I have not posted this video yet because I
got logged out of only fans.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But I just got logged back on.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I was stretching out, doing my normal stretch, and when
I look there was a my my balls were hanging
out a hold of my I know, part of them,
and I was like, oh god. And I was like,
what you know? These are my new little limit. I
knew they're probably a year old. I'm like, oh god.
So I was like, dangn I just did that stretch.
I can't post that. And I thought, wait, it's only fans.
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I can post it. Will I get in trouble for that? Well, No,
it's only fans. And I thought, it's not like all
my junk, it's just like part of it. It's like
it's almost like if it happened in the night. Yeah,
And I thought, if I posted it, it's just like oh,
and maybe those fans of only fans are gonna like it.
But it's not like I was posting my junk on purpose.
It was like a wardrobe malfunction on my stretch, right,
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But it's not in it, but just part.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Of it just looks like my elbow. It's like this
just what it looks like. It's the weakness of my elbow.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So I was logged out of all the times, so
I didn't post it, and I was debating whether I
was posted or not. So I made another video yesterday
and then also a lot of times, like I, I
I rotate my underwear at night, if that makes sense.
When I when I sauna in the afternoon, I'll shower,
I sauna, I hot to up my cold plunch, and
then I shower and then I hang my underwear on
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a coat rack we have outside by the shower. A
lot of times I'll take whatever underwear's drying from the
night before and I'll wear it to sleep in. I'm
just like, I didn't do anything in this order, It
just showered, So it's right, Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, But I always like a fresh chonie.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay, that's that's that's not I'm talking on time. So
so I'm like, I'm not gonna I'm gonna work out.
This will be my stretching underwear tomorrow morning. So it
turns out that the underwear I put on this morning
was underwear that I wore two days ago to stretch,
not the ballsack underwear. Different underwear. Now, yesterday, my wife
and I went to go eat lunch at this restaurant
that I normally don't go to because they got new
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owners and they pissed me off, but I still went
to them anyway. I think they're rude, and they changed
the menu a little bit, but I ate there.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Something happened to my stomach, and my stomach was a
little like gurgly a little bit. And this morning I
was on the toilet a little bit longer than I
normally should, but it was all cleaned up dude wipes.
It was like a beautiful cleaning. So I went and
I did my stretching shot the video, and then I
went in a hot tub cold punch forever.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Now, I was looking at the video a little bit ago, and.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
There's a part where I'm like on my knees and
I stretch on my lower back and it kind of
do some yoga poses and it looked like there was
a wet spot on my buttole what yeah, And I
was like, oh my god, thank got it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Imposted this.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's like or is it? Like?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I think it's wetness from the dude wipe.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh oh, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So it's like I have this light purple underwear and
then it right, bull's eye, there's a wet spot, right yeah.
And I'm like, so in my head, I'm thinking about
the fans on my only fans, and I'm like, I
got an idea. I'm gonna tell them. And I came
up with this trend in my head. And then I thought,
what if this trend takes off? Here's what I was
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gonna say. I was gonna say I started doing this
because you know that guy that went viral for splashing
water in his face. I thought I started this trend. Now,
in the mornings, take an ice cube and put it up.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Your butt and then stretch. People do that.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm sure. I'm like, put the ice cube up your
butt and then stretch, and what it does. It releases
indoor fins and all this stuff happens to your cortisol
levels and you don't need to drink coffee anymore. So
I had this whole storyline on my head that I
was gonna say that, and I thought, what if it
takes off and it's some huge trend.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And you're in like Gary Brekas podcast.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
The ice Cubes up your Butt? And I was like,
so then I'm like, y know, I'd embarrassing. I deleted
the video, right. I was like, I'm not gonna do that,
and then I thought about it later night, I undeleted
the video and to my deleted and I say, so
I went to go post the video from yesterday that
I made, which is the same underhre I was wearying today. Okay,
yesterday morning, I did not have any stomach problems. But
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when I was looking at the video, there was the
wet spot and I was like, what the hell did I.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Post the same video? So I go back and I
zoom in.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Turns out, long story short, it's not a wet spot.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's the underworst stretching.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Mystery song.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Right. I was like, how do I have to? But
now I want to come up with this whole ice
cube thing.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You might as well Now like tomorrow, I'm gonna shove
an ice cube up there, and she does anything.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
The problem is we gotta run of the ice maker.
We put in the stupid Chick fil a ice, so
it's a little bit ice. So I gotta take a
handful of ice about up there by the milk.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Like I'm a standard ice cube anymore in your house?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No standard ice cubes my house, Yes, sir.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I was gonna say, uh, you have the cool pebbled
dice right?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Do you have a funnel?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I have a funnel?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Me to America to start this new trend is the cube.
It's simple cube and you because it's long shape and
so you it was just sucking up it and then
you go, oh yeah, I just did my doing my
ice cube.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I'm gonna do a just gonna do a little back
dooor plunge before we get back door plunge.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
With all your with all your fitness and medical journey.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Have you ever done a coffee?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
No, you would love it. I've just been reading recently
how bad the coffee and has been for people.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
People too. I heard this.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I have a friend of mine who's a surgeon, and
he was like, you have no idea how many times
I've had to give somebody a cost me bag because
of a Klana gone wrong.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
One of one of the best caffeine, you know that
like when the caffeine hits and it's not too much
and it's not too little, it's perfect and you just
feel like alert and ready. I bought I got a
tall black coffee from Starbucks, put it in my freezer
for like, I don't know, an hour, and then filled
up an enema bag that I bought, and then just shoot,
did a did a quick shot of it and basically
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that whole next day. Freak no, dude, for like, no,
it's eight hours. It's just grand Like you're that's terrible noble.
Who do you guys know that has more stomach problems
than Grant.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm thinking I'm wondering it for being dead serious that
if I could start, if that would start something morning
back door plunge, you just put.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
A little I think at gonna be like, is where's
the science to back this up?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
What if? What if I landed on something?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
There they do science and it turns out it works
because because they find out. So that guy that went viral,
he took a bowl of cold water and sprayed his
face with it right. Yeah, I've been doing that for
years than my face, and I get compliments on my
skin all time. I'm also doing stuff on my skin
on my face now. But I mean, it's like what
if someone like you take an ice cube, you stick
it up your backside and you gotta wait for it
to melt, which it probably melt really fast, and then
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it somehow gives you.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
This like whoa, let's go. The day is started.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Here's the tie in, use the hydrogenated water, and he's it.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
And then maybe maybe that's it.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
You're gonna get all those people jumping on board. And then
here's what you do, Kyle, here's how you get around
the medicine park because I watch all these tiktoks too.
Doctors want you to live with your pain. This is
a way out. Doctors just want you to speak. There's camors. Yeah,
I mean I'm saying I feel like there's something there.
I think that what we don't water is the cure
for everything, and it's with its frozen water. What if
I figured something out?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
What if I stumbled upon something because my underwear stretched
out the next Only fans saved lives, save hundreds of lives.
Oh and then I read this about only fans. I
read that there's so many only fans accounts, right, but
the average only fans account makes about one hundred and
twenty eight dollars a month.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Not bad, not bad.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm at four.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Hundred dollars, dang, bro pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I just don't know how to get it out of here.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Be able to buy yourself some new underwear. I start,
I think you need under Yeah, you gonna like have
a new pair of underwear every day and have it sponsored.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah. I want to be able to listen to this
and then I'll comment on my only fans and be like, yeah,
do the do the ice thing?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Someone's gonna try it. Yeah, you didn't actually try it, right?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
No, no, no, I thought of that. I was I'm looking,
I'm trying it until you no, no, no. I was
trying to. I'm trying to commit to posting content every
day on this site, at least at least Monday through Friday.
And so because I didn't post the content, I couldn't
get on. And then I finally did get on. I
was going to post a video. When I saw the
wet spot, I was like, oh, I can't post that. Man,
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I'm gonna get it kind of graeve. Oh god, you
don't wipe your butt, you know what I mean. I
thought it was gonna be like that. Then I realized.
Then that's when I came up with the idea to
defend myself that it was an ice cube. I was
trying something else. It's not. It's not a bad wipe.
It's a melted ice cube up my butt. You get
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
But what I'm saying is like, now that we're taking
it to the point of like what if it takes off,
I think you got to try it to be a thing.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I know, I know. I mean that's what Peyton said, right.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Hayden, Yeah, let's go. Don't don't phone on our phone.
I'm actually working something that I need to get done, right,
very important. I think what you need to do, though,
is warn people against icicles and because they might be,
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you know, on a trip somewhere, got to get standard
ice cubes. You might be on a camping trip and
there's a break like if I could literally probably go
into shock.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Well, i'll let you know tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Don't try this at home.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I'm gonna try with the chickil A Eyes first, Little Ones,
Little chick fili Ice. Anyway, that's Afterwards podcast. Let me
know if you tried. It's John Jay and Ridge