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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Podcast now podcasts Now, what do you are you eating something? Babe?
I am what are you eating?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm starving. I'm over here shaking years. No, IM hid
book bly salad. You has know I'm high booklace mix
from Eat my House. It means it's like the exact
opposite of like when you're diabetic, like my little bloods
my blow. Yeah, my blood sugar drops and then I
like pass out.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What does that mean when you're diabetic.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I don't know. I'm not diabetic. It means that your
blood sugar is high and you need to keep it
in control. Where my blood sugar drops. So a lot
of time when I was in high school, I would
get subbed out of a game and I would pass
out because my blood sugar would drop so fast.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They would give you candy.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, I always had Snickers on decks. Snickers ors we're
always on in my athletic trainer's bag.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So if you're diabetic, you they don't give you candy. Honestly,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I know you have to keep it level too.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I had diabetes and he always had to have.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Like orange juice or something.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, yeah, I mean juice and soda probably are like
what you really need, but like in a in a
pressure situation, can it was good?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, I'm not exactly sure. I'm the I mean, I'm
not diabatic, so i'n't necessarily done the research on that,
but I do know my hypog see me, I just
be passing out.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We don't want that, no matter.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Get to a show called Mork and Mindy when I
was a kid, and Mork was played by Robin Williams,
and there was always hypoglycemic jokes and I never understood them.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I just need to make sure I eat, That's all.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I made my kids watch Missus Doubtfire don't really because
well I made them want because I quoted the movie
and I was like, Help is on.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The Way, dear, Help is on the way.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And they were like what, and I was like, oh,
this is doutfire, Like you have to know this movie.
And they complained about the whole first thirty minutes of
the movie and then they got into it. And now
guess who quotes Help is on the Way. My kids,
I've never.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Seen that movie.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's it's you know, it's funny how movies are, or
how we are now that you don't have the patience.
It's tough. Yeah, and what's I remember seeing that movie
when it came out, and I think I was dating.
Blake and I were dating, and I remember being so
bothered by the way he gets a divorce Miss Sally
Field and the way they have supervised visits.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
White, and I was like, why why is why is
the supervised visit? Like? What did he do? Right? He
was just a great daddy, just pay party, right, And
then Blake says that happened to me she had to
have supervised visits with her dad.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Oh because of a lawyer, not because he's you know,
because a lawyer jacked it up, right.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I don't know. I never had because like, hey, I
don't really know that just as a first day.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
She went back to it.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Maybe somebody could asked that I try we do the
couple's podcasts.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I'm surprised to your son Easton likes people movies already.
He seems like he's still young to be.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He protested it a lot more than Addie, and he
wasn't fully involved, so he's not fully into the people movies.
But you know what was a good I guess bridge
into the people movie world.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Home Alone.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
They love Home Alone.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That's because it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It's the people. So I don't think my nephews into
like any of my nephews are into people movies quite yet.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
And it makes me also, I mean, like the Sonic
movies are people slashed cartoon, so like, yeah, and those
are kind of people movies because like they star both
people in The Little Hedgehogs.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Did they still like Wizard of Oz theat Ridge? Did
you watch it with him?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No? Not the original?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You watch something with him that Wicked?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Watched Wicked?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I thought, because I remember I don't know if it
was over Christmas. Then I said, you d I'm going
you should have him watch Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. And
you've never seen that either, right, No, because there's songs
in Chitty Chitty Bang, But there's so many fun songs
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I love a musical. I feel like in another life
I was a theater kid because.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Chitta che Bang Bang Real Quick and Chitty it was
written by the same guy that James all the James
Bond movies, and it's a kid movie and it stars
Dick Vandyke and there's a bunch of just it's like,
have you seen that rich? Of course, sonycribs it's a
flying car.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
But there's some there's a scary scene them there.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh no, there's a there's a kid. There's like a kidnapper.
It kidnaps bad kids. And he was he was worse
to me than the witch, wicked witch. I had nightmares
about that guy.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
That to me is like a Wizard of Oz movie
where you you watch it, you have fun, but then
you you get scared straight.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So Kyle's like, you guys want me, I do like
scare tactic a little bit. Yeah, Like my daughter she
has she switched to my toothpaste that apparently is end
I quote, too spicy, and so she she puts toothpaste
on the toothbrush and then rinses it and basically rinses
(04:34):
all the toothpaste off. And I'm like, you have to
have a little bit on there. Otherwise it's like washing
your hands with no soap. You're just kind of like
moving the dirt around. And she was like okay, and
then never does it. And so I pull up pictures
of rotting teeth and I show her this is what happens.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I've done that my whole lot of my kids rotting teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It scared.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
The scared tactic kind of works, but then it kind
of doesn't because she's still kind of you.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Have to really save those for the right moments and
teeth bresh. It's a good one. Yeah, that's a good
choice I did. There's mistakes you make with your first kid,
you know, like the with Jake.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I can't remember when I couldn't get in and to
behave and I would go to YouTube and there's a
video I found of an abandoned mental institution, and I
was like, do you want to go live there? I'm
gonna go put you over there.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm gonna go put you over there.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Twenty two years old, and he brings that up. Still.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Really, I feel like all my like trauma's kid didn't
like like and not necessarily real trauma like this, But
things like this scare tactics all came from my sister.
They didn't come from my parents. Like I remember one
time my sister picked me and my brother up from
school and we had took too long and she made
us walk home, And she didn't really make us walk home,
she just drove right next to us as we had
(05:41):
to walk home for a mile. She's a little bitch
still to this day.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So I think the sibling justice like that is amazing.
So my my sister had to babysit, and my mom
was like, whatever you do, don't answer the door for anyone, right,
And she's like okay, And so my older sister was like, hey, guys,
we have to remember, don't answer the door for anyone.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
She pulls me and my other sister has side. There's
four of us, and she goes, all right, I'm gonna
scare Erica, so just don't be freaked out when I
come to the door. And that's all she told us.
The doorbell rings. My sister Erica goes to answer the door.
It's my sister Ether and she had a pair of
nylons that she had put over her face and she
(06:25):
had like scrunched her eyebrows up so they were like
really scary and bushy, and then you know, your nose
gets squished in there, you look really freaky. And she
got the biggest knife from the kitchen and as Erica
opened the door, there was.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And she goes, Mom said, didn't open the door.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You're She was crying and crying and I think that
would have traumatized me if she had not given me.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But my poys is Erica. She got the trauma.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
She turned out pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
She's a pretty solid human being. But we do still
talk about that.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Show up as a Halloween costume.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
The door.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And I've found about like, like, God, that's a big
rule in our house, Like don't you never open the door.
I don't care who it is, right unless I say
open the door, Like if our family members are out there,
don't open the door until I say open the door.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Right.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I've thought about if they ever opened the door, I'm
going to do that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
They haven't. They haven't done it yet.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I have a book I was reading from a CIA
former CIA guy undercover and he even says he won't
open the door unless he knows who it is.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, you just you still know every world out there.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Phone's ringing, good morning, John, Jay and Rich can help
you Hello Hello makes you said. It's funny too because
now with my kids Jake being twenty two, Camp twenty
one and Dutch eighteen, they share stories with us now
of things. I guess apparently, uh, Kemp and Jake used
(08:05):
to just test things out on Dutch first, like what
like I I there was a thing that we did.
I had a go cart made and they took the
go cart and tested Dutch up, put the Dutch in
the go cart and have breaks, let him go down.
They tied him to a sled and towed him on
the golf cart on the on the golf course, on
(08:27):
the golf and I've seen the videos, you know, ten
years later, and Dutch is like there was a long
rope and the golf carts on the on the golf course,
zigzagging and Dutches like flying in between trees and stuff
like that. And he made it. But when you watch it,
you're like, oh my god, I should I mean, I'd
love to get him on him talk about it, because
he just talked about the other night Bake. I wasn't there,
Blake was telling me about it. I wonder where he
is right now. It's so funny. Is he in school?
(08:48):
I don't know he should be in school. I'll be like, hey, man,
are you got school tomorrow? I don't know. He's had
senior writis since day one of senior year.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, see where he is.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I can't believe the school here is almost over?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I know, some kids graduating like in May, like six May, seventh,
May night crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I feel like our graduation was like late May.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, late me. Yeah, but early May is weird.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
College that's normal.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Let's see what do we get into here. I'm looking
at notes from the show for a podcast. Let me see.
Jennifer Anison says she's afraid of flying. What Tevy showed
you know is terrible. Oh but you're into anyway. I
kind of said that today that Ransom it's not good. No,
but I wanted to keep watching it. Kanye, but I
(09:39):
can't get into Black Mirror. I don't know why you.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Gotta watch them. The one with Paul Giamatti called.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
U legit, But I still have you watched with Miley
Cyrus And.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Then yeah, actually one, Yeah, that one's bad.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
You need that, the one with Paul Giamatti. I think
if you're looking for a good one off but make
you think about a lot of things, that's the good thing.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You should watch The Black Museum when that one's good.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Oh, that's amazing, But you have to see you have
to see season one to kind of know what that's
all about. Yeah, it's because it's all about the other episodes.
You didn't pick up on that.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh, I don't think I picked up on that. I
just pick up on the electric chair and the plot
twist at the end.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Do you still think no Kid by Drake will be
the song the summer?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I do? I do? Who's calling off?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's a good song, but hasn't it died down already?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, that's gonna be like the next like hotline bling,
like key key do you love Me?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Song? Yeah? But that was that started, took off and
didn't stop.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think once that's I think once people start getting
in the streets and they're back out at the clubs
and they're doing all the things that they need to
do in the summer, I think it's gonna start smoking
back up. That's my opinion though.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It's just I helped judge a modeling cast and call
when was that.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A couple of weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That was cool where you're hosting all these things now
I know.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Hostess with the Mostest because.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
She's rebranded bro Yep, it's working.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's actually been great. No, that was like a that
I went to this fashion like show. So next month
I'm going to this charity event and it's a fashion
show and I'm like one of just like the guests
that are going to be there. And so I had
gotten asked if I wanted to come and like help
judge the models that would be walking in the fashion show,
(11:15):
and I was like, I am not, like, who am
I to tell you that you can walk or that
you can't walk? You know, but whatever. It was really
cool to kind of see people go up there and
be in their creativeness.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Fashion show for what which fashion show?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It's called Exhibit one point zero. It's the it's a charity.
It's you guys know Nick Lowry. He's like some former
football player or whatever.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
He's got a great charity.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, it's his charity. I don't know him. I'm not
going because of him. I'm going because my friend's throwing it.
And she asked me if I can come, but I'm going,
And they asked me to walk in it, and I'm like,
you should do it.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
You're so good at that. I think you should host
Miss Arizona this year.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, that's all you rich. I'm good.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
No, I think you should do it this year.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Too much pressure, too much?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
It would she let her do it. I had a
discussion about this the other night. We had a discussion
because I said, that's not an automatic yes for me,
and that turned into a whole thing. She's like, I
need you to do it, you have to do it.
She's like, I only ask you to do one thing
a Year's like, you asked me to do stuff with
you for you all day every day, And she is
(12:18):
totally right, she only really asked me to do this
one thing.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
So plus you're together, she's there the whole time, I know.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
But when by the time I get there on the
final night of the event, she's been there and a
wake for the whole week, So any little thing puts
her in kind of a mood. And I am the
closest target and I just don't want to put that
sort of pressure. Yeah, that's on the relationship because you
know something that you can't predict is going to go
a little sideways. And then you've got the emotionalness of
(12:47):
being up for twenty four to seven for half the week,
so you know, I've I've been around that. It's not pleasant.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, I think I'm okay on the miss Airs just
because the pressure, the pressure of pressure. I'll judge, though
I won't.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Host would be a really good judge.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I'd be like not cutting it. Dress is not sparkly enough.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Do you guys notice anything different with you? I heard email?
No like for me. I used to have years and
years and years and years of emails. I would never
delete anything, And now I can't go like a week
where it tells me I'm full and I can't do anything.
I feel like something happened with storage or something.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Maybe maybe most of us didn't have as many emails
as you.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
But it urged it. But why why why is it
different now? Like now I can't it's only a week.
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
You don't have you have a Did you change your
settings on accident.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
To change I'm not how to change settings all.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I said on accident?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't know how would you do that? Is there
a way you could do that for memory? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
I don't know what would only hold for a week.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But maybe my mailbox is ninety percent full right now
and I used to go years and not do anything.
I could find any email.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Well, maybe they don't set it up because they want
your policy to not read the emails for years.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It says fix this in settings. M hmmm, yeah, I
don't have to do.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What are your settings.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I'm in right now.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
It just told you to.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Fix it, but no, it says you're ninety percent full.
So go to settings and it tells you what to
delete right like, I have fifty five messages in my
deleted item. Anyway, I don't know if anyone, if you're
listening to this and you are a tech person, an
IT person, let me know.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I can continue to make my uh storage how many four?
How many emails on your phone right now are unchecked?
I always like to check in with John Jay for
his unread email?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Uh, I have one hundred and four thousand?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
How does that not stress you?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
How?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I would just like there might be something important in there.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
But if there was, you would have found out about it.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Now, or or someone would have so.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Much spam and junk mail.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
And that's true.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And even when you unsubscribe, they don't stop sending me.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
That's true, they don't.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I just unsubscribed to a handful of stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Well that's our Afterwards podcast. Thank you for listening to
our Afterwards podcast.
Podcast now podcasts Now, what do you are you eating something? Babe?
I am what are you eating?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm starving. I'm over here shaking years. No, IM hid
book bly salad. You has know I'm high booklace mix
from Eat my House. It means it's like the exact
opposite of like when you're diabetic, like my little bloods
my blow. Yeah, my blood sugar drops and then I
like pass out.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What does that mean when you're diabetic.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I don't know. I'm not diabetic. It means that your
blood sugar is high and you need to keep it
in control. Where my blood sugar drops. So a lot
of time when I was in high school, I would
get subbed out of a game and I would pass
out because my blood sugar would drop so fast.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
They would give you candy.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, I always had Snickers on decks. Snickers ors we're
always on in my athletic trainer's bag.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
So if you're diabetic, you they don't give you candy. Honestly,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I know you have to keep it level too.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I had diabetes and he always had to have.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Like orange juice or something.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, yeah, I mean juice and soda probably are like
what you really need, but like in a in a
pressure situation, can it was good?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, I'm not exactly sure. I'm the I mean, I'm
not diabatic, so i'n't necessarily done the research on that,
but I do know my hypog see me, I just
be passing out.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
We don't want that, no matter.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Get to a show called Mork and Mindy when I
was a kid, and Mork was played by Robin Williams,
and there was always hypoglycemic jokes and I never understood them.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I just need to make sure I eat, That's all.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I made my kids watch Missus Doubtfire don't really because
well I made them want because I quoted the movie
and I was like, Help is on.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The Way, dear, Help is on the way.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
And they were like what, and I was like, oh,
this is doutfire, Like you have to know this movie.
And they complained about the whole first thirty minutes of
the movie and then they got into it. And now
guess who quotes Help is on the Way. My kids,
I've never.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Seen that movie.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's it's you know, it's funny how movies are, or
how we are now that you don't have the patience.
It's tough. Yeah, and what's I remember seeing that movie
when it came out, and I think I was dating.
Blake and I were dating, and I remember being so
bothered by the way he gets a divorce Miss Sally
Field and the way they have supervised visits.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
White, and I was like, why why is why is
the supervised visit? Like? What did he do? Right? He
was just a great daddy, just pay party, right, And
then Blake says that happened to me she had to
have supervised visits with her dad.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Oh because of a lawyer, not because he's you know,
because a lawyer jacked it up, right.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I don't know. I never had because like, hey, I
don't really know that just as a first day.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
She went back to it.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Maybe somebody could asked that I try we do the
couple's podcasts.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
I'm surprised to your son Easton likes people movies already.
He seems like he's still young to be.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
He protested it a lot more than Addie, and he
wasn't fully involved, so he's not fully into the people movies.
But you know what was a good I guess bridge
into the people movie world.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Home Alone.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
They love Home Alone.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That's because it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It's the people. So I don't think my nephews into
like any of my nephews are into people movies quite yet.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
And it makes me also, I mean, like the Sonic
movies are people slashed cartoon, so like, yeah, and those
are kind of people movies because like they star both
people in The Little Hedgehogs.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Did they still like Wizard of Oz theat Ridge? Did
you watch it with him?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No? Not the original?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
You watch something with him that Wicked?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Watched Wicked?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I thought, because I remember I don't know if it
was over Christmas. Then I said, you d I'm going
you should have him watch Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. And
you've never seen that either, right, No, because there's songs
in Chitty Chitty Bang, But there's so many fun songs
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I love a musical. I feel like in another life
I was a theater kid because.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Chitta che Bang Bang Real Quick and Chitty it was
written by the same guy that James all the James
Bond movies, and it's a kid movie and it stars
Dick Vandyke and there's a bunch of just it's like,
have you seen that rich? Of course, sonycribs it's a
flying car.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
But there's some there's a scary scene them there.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh no, there's a there's a kid. There's like a kidnapper.
It kidnaps bad kids. And he was he was worse
to me than the witch, wicked witch. I had nightmares
about that guy.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
That to me is like a Wizard of Oz movie
where you you watch it, you have fun, but then
you you get scared straight.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
So Kyle's like, you guys want me, I do like
scare tactic a little bit. Yeah, Like my daughter she
has she switched to my toothpaste that apparently is end
I quote, too spicy, and so she she puts toothpaste
on the toothbrush and then rinses it and basically rinses
(04:34):
all the toothpaste off. And I'm like, you have to
have a little bit on there. Otherwise it's like washing
your hands with no soap. You're just kind of like
moving the dirt around. And she was like okay, and
then never does it. And so I pull up pictures
of rotting teeth and I show her this is what happens.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I've done that my whole lot of my kids rotting teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It scared.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
The scared tactic kind of works, but then it kind
of doesn't because she's still kind of you.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Have to really save those for the right moments and
teeth bresh. It's a good one. Yeah, that's a good
choice I did. There's mistakes you make with your first kid,
you know, like the with Jake.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I can't remember when I couldn't get in and to
behave and I would go to YouTube and there's a
video I found of an abandoned mental institution, and I
was like, do you want to go live there? I'm
gonna go put you over there.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm gonna go put you over there.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Twenty two years old, and he brings that up. Still.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Really, I feel like all my like trauma's kid didn't
like like and not necessarily real trauma like this, But
things like this scare tactics all came from my sister.
They didn't come from my parents. Like I remember one
time my sister picked me and my brother up from
school and we had took too long and she made
us walk home, And she didn't really make us walk home,
she just drove right next to us as we had
(05:41):
to walk home for a mile. She's a little bitch
still to this day.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So I think the sibling justice like that is amazing.
So my my sister had to babysit, and my mom
was like, whatever you do, don't answer the door for anyone, right,
And she's like okay, And so my older sister was like, hey, guys,
we have to remember, don't answer the door for anyone.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
She pulls me and my other sister has side. There's
four of us, and she goes, all right, I'm gonna
scare Erica, so just don't be freaked out when I
come to the door. And that's all she told us.
The doorbell rings. My sister Erica goes to answer the door.
It's my sister Ether and she had a pair of
nylons that she had put over her face and she
(06:25):
had like scrunched her eyebrows up so they were like
really scary and bushy, and then you know, your nose
gets squished in there, you look really freaky. And she
got the biggest knife from the kitchen and as Erica
opened the door, there was.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
And she goes, Mom said, didn't open the door.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
You're She was crying and crying and I think that
would have traumatized me if she had not given me.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But my poys is Erica. She got the trauma.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
She turned out pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
She's a pretty solid human being. But we do still
talk about that.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Show up as a Halloween costume.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
The door.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And I've found about like, like, God, that's a big
rule in our house, Like don't you never open the door.
I don't care who it is, right unless I say
open the door, Like if our family members are out there,
don't open the door until I say open the door.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Right.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I've thought about if they ever opened the door, I'm
going to do that.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
They haven't. They haven't done it yet.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I have a book I was reading from a CIA
former CIA guy undercover and he even says he won't
open the door unless he knows who it is.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, you just you still know every world out there.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Phone's ringing, good morning, John, Jay and Rich can help
you Hello Hello makes you said. It's funny too because
now with my kids Jake being twenty two, Camp twenty
one and Dutch eighteen, they share stories with us now
of things. I guess apparently, uh, Kemp and Jake used
(08:05):
to just test things out on Dutch first, like what
like I I there was a thing that we did.
I had a go cart made and they took the
go cart and tested Dutch up, put the Dutch in
the go cart and have breaks, let him go down.
They tied him to a sled and towed him on
the golf cart on the on the golf course, on
(08:27):
the golf and I've seen the videos, you know, ten
years later, and Dutch is like there was a long
rope and the golf carts on the on the golf course,
zigzagging and Dutches like flying in between trees and stuff
like that. And he made it. But when you watch it,
you're like, oh my god, I should I mean, I'd
love to get him on him talk about it, because
he just talked about the other night Bake. I wasn't there,
Blake was telling me about it. I wonder where he
is right now. It's so funny. Is he in school?
(08:48):
I don't know he should be in school. I'll be like, hey, man,
are you got school tomorrow? I don't know. He's had
senior writis since day one of senior year.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, see where he is.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I can't believe the school here is almost over?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I know, some kids graduating like in May, like six May, seventh,
May night crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I feel like our graduation was like late May.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yeah, late me. Yeah, but early May is weird.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
College that's normal.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Let's see what do we get into here. I'm looking
at notes from the show for a podcast. Let me see.
Jennifer Anison says she's afraid of flying. What Tevy showed
you know is terrible. Oh but you're into anyway. I
kind of said that today that Ransom it's not good. No,
but I wanted to keep watching it. Kanye, but I
(09:39):
can't get into Black Mirror. I don't know why you.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Gotta watch them. The one with Paul Giamatti called.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
U legit, But I still have you watched with Miley
Cyrus And.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Then yeah, actually one, Yeah, that one's bad.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
You need that, the one with Paul Giamatti. I think
if you're looking for a good one off but make
you think about a lot of things, that's the good thing.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You should watch The Black Museum when that one's good.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Oh, that's amazing, But you have to see you have
to see season one to kind of know what that's
all about. Yeah, it's because it's all about the other episodes.
You didn't pick up on that.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh, I don't think I picked up on that. I
just pick up on the electric chair and the plot
twist at the end.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Do you still think no Kid by Drake will be
the song the summer?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I do? I do? Who's calling off?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's a good song, but hasn't it died down already?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, that's gonna be like the next like hotline bling,
like key key do you love Me?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Song? Yeah? But that was that started, took off and
didn't stop.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think once that's I think once people start getting
in the streets and they're back out at the clubs
and they're doing all the things that they need to
do in the summer, I think it's gonna start smoking
back up. That's my opinion though.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
It's just I helped judge a modeling cast and call
when was that.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A couple of weeks ago?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That was cool where you're hosting all these things now
I know.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Hostess with the Mostest because.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
She's rebranded bro Yep, it's working.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's actually been great. No, that was like a that
I went to this fashion like show. So next month
I'm going to this charity event and it's a fashion
show and I'm like one of just like the guests
that are going to be there. And so I had
gotten asked if I wanted to come and like help
judge the models that would be walking in the fashion show,
(11:15):
and I was like, I am not, like, who am
I to tell you that you can walk or that
you can't walk? You know, but whatever. It was really
cool to kind of see people go up there and
be in their creativeness.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Fashion show for what which fashion show?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
It's called Exhibit one point zero. It's the it's a charity.
It's you guys know Nick Lowry. He's like some former
football player or whatever.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
He's got a great charity.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, it's his charity. I don't know him. I'm not
going because of him. I'm going because my friend's throwing it.
And she asked me if I can come, but I'm going,
And they asked me to walk in it, and I'm like,
you should do it.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
You're so good at that. I think you should host
Miss Arizona this year.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, that's all you rich. I'm good.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
No, I think you should do it this year.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Too much pressure, too much?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
It would she let her do it. I had a
discussion about this the other night. We had a discussion
because I said, that's not an automatic yes for me,
and that turned into a whole thing. She's like, I
need you to do it, you have to do it.
She's like, I only ask you to do one thing
a Year's like, you asked me to do stuff with
you for you all day every day, And she is
(12:18):
totally right, she only really asked me to do this
one thing.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
So plus you're together, she's there the whole time, I know.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
But when by the time I get there on the
final night of the event, she's been there and a
wake for the whole week, So any little thing puts
her in kind of a mood. And I am the
closest target and I just don't want to put that
sort of pressure. Yeah, that's on the relationship because you
know something that you can't predict is going to go
a little sideways. And then you've got the emotionalness of
(12:47):
being up for twenty four to seven for half the week,
so you know, I've I've been around that. It's not pleasant.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah, I think I'm okay on the miss Airs just
because the pressure, the pressure of pressure. I'll judge, though
I won't.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Host would be a really good judge.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I'd be like not cutting it. Dress is not sparkly enough.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Do you guys notice anything different with you? I heard email?
No like for me. I used to have years and
years and years and years of emails. I would never
delete anything, And now I can't go like a week
where it tells me I'm full and I can't do anything.
I feel like something happened with storage or something.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Maybe maybe most of us didn't have as many emails
as you.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
But it urged it. But why why why is it
different now? Like now I can't it's only a week.
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
You don't have you have a Did you change your
settings on accident.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
To change I'm not how to change settings all.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I said on accident?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't know how would you do that? Is there
a way you could do that for memory? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
I don't know what would only hold for a week.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
But maybe my mailbox is ninety percent full right now
and I used to go years and not do anything.
I could find any email.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Well, maybe they don't set it up because they want
your policy to not read the emails for years.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
It says fix this in settings. M hmmm, yeah, I
don't have to do.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What are your settings.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I'm in right now.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
It just told you to.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Fix it, but no, it says you're ninety percent full.
So go to settings and it tells you what to
delete right like, I have fifty five messages in my
deleted item. Anyway, I don't know if anyone, if you're
listening to this and you are a tech person, an
IT person, let me know.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I can continue to make my uh storage how many four?
How many emails on your phone right now are unchecked?
I always like to check in with John Jay for
his unread email?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Uh, I have one hundred and four thousand?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
How does that not stress you?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
How?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I would just like there might be something important in there.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
But if there was, you would have found out about it.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Now, or or someone would have so.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Much spam and junk mail.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
And that's true.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
And even when you unsubscribe, they don't stop sending me.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
That's true, they don't.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I just unsubscribed to a handful of stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Well that's our Afterwards podcast. Thank you for listening to
our Afterwards podcast.
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