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April 10, 2025 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Afterwards Podcast, and I wanted to do this on our
radio show, but I think it might be too dirty,
and everyone keeps I keep getting.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Messages on how how gratefully are that are? Afterwards?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Podcast has gone back to being unhinged. After the ice
cube up the butt story.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I was like, what did you do with it?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
What I was talking about? Remember, I was about the
ice cubes?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
And then it's so funny because I had a lot
of women message to me that they do the ice
cube but not up the butt, and how fantastic it is.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I was like, oh, well, yeah, I know, I.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Know, just migrated a little further down. I guess.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
So that's the thing. Yeah, sticking them up your.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
No, not up them, just around them?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
What Yeah, this woman sucking it up there?

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Oh okay, then I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Either, both of them. No, thank you. I don't enjoy
and I certainly don't want to be called down there.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I think that's the right answer, Kyle.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
So I found this speaking I found this TikTok account
where this daughter has her mom tried different fast food
items but she tells are the wrong names. And I
wanted to do this on the air, but I wasn't sure,
so I thought this is a good place to test
it out. Because here's the thing. There are certain rule
words you can't say on the radio, right, yes, but
there's also lots of other words that are risque that
we would not say on the radio. So it can

(01:16):
live here in the afterwards podcast unless people, you know,
unless we find out a way we can. But we
can't because this is innocent. But this is this woman
giving her mom food and telling her to try this food.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
So check this out.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
Hi, guys. Today I'm trying the new cinnamon pull apart
bukaki cream from Windy's.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
It looks delicious, but all the cream sauce on it.
Everybody's got new stuff all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
It was really good.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
It's warm and really creamy. So yeah, I think that's
that's a five on a one to five scale. I
give you a five for your cinnamon bucocky.

Speaker 8 (02:10):
Try.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Those kids are brilliant, by the way.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I was watching Righteous gym Stones last night and have
you did you get in that college?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Did it? Because there's the late the.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Daughter, the sister is hilarious, amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
And she goes does this thing where her dad is
sleeping with this woman, and she says, Dad, you are
pussy whipped. Whipped anyway, So this is another food item
that the daughter has the mom innocently try.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Today, she's making me.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Try dairy Queen's new glory whole onion rings.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
They look like any other onion ring.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm very tasty.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
Yeah, I can see why they call them glory holes.
They're glorious onion rings. Good job, Queen, and of course
they go perfect with my wie.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
So was the mom oblivious to? What's this that I.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Would totally do to my mom?

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Mom? Here's another one, Hi, guys, Today I am trying
a dish she brought me called egg poon Teng. I
think that's a city in China or something. Anyway, Now,
I've never had this before. It looks really different, so
we're gonna we're gonna try this. And also she brought

(03:34):
me another new thing. It's called a buzzball. I like
a buzz and I like the ball, so I figured
buzzball would do it.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Hmm, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
And now onto this pun teing poon tan tan. I
guess you dip it in here. It's really it's kind
of slimy, and then it's wet because I supposed to
put this gratty stuff on it, so it's a bad
texture to me. You all can try this, but I
can't really recommend it. I mean, I'm not going to

(04:10):
be out eating anymore.

Speaker 9 (04:14):
I feel like the fact that she gave her mom
a buzzball was way more shady than making her say
those inappropriate.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Like why would you do that to your mom? Buzzball?
That's brutal.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
I'm not going to be out eating anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
They're funny.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh, that mom is a gift. She's a gift.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I bet you can pull it off. Could you pull
that off with your mom? Peyton or no?

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I feel like your mom would know.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
She might she's a little into her brain.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I don't think you'd be able to get that over
her head.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
I think it might be right.

Speaker 9 (04:51):
I think my dad has has poisoned her.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Let's see, let's go through notes here. Uh cayl Roy
and dope thief.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I'm all cut up, So I'm waiting for the next
episode to drop Friday. Good show, Right, it's a good show.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, are there? Do you like to like the somewhat?
There's some funny scenes sometimes like yeah, is this really
an intervention?

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Mom or whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's one person.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, it's just let's see what else here, Let's see patent.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh. I did try to watch the number one show
on Netflix, The Pulse of the Medical Show. Yeah, and
I love Gray's Anatomy, and it feels like a straight
ripoff of Gray's Anatomy. But in one scene she references
Gray's Anatomy, so that's kind of weird. Like she has
this this doctor has been promoted to chief of staff
of the er after reporting her superior for like sexual harassment.

(05:46):
And it's awkward because there's a hurricane coming and he
has to be there and they're both there together, working
together still because they're understaffed, and this like this newbie
comes up to her and she had assigned her to
find a spot for all of the doctors to sleep
since they have so many people in there, and she's like,
why don't we just sleep in the on call room,
you know, the one with bunk beds, And the doctor's like,

(06:09):
do you watch a little Grays Anatomy growing up? That
goes like yeah, she goes try to unremember all that
your reference grads anatomy, And the whole time I'm thinking
this is a rip off of grays Anatomy.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
The problem I had with it unless it's my TV.
But I don't think it's my TV or the iPad
or any of that stuff that I watch on. He said,
you know when you watch a show and it's dubbed
over and another language, and you can tell that it's off.
They've dubbed themselves, and it doesn't flow for me. It's
like it's like the actress did the scenes and then
they go into the studio and then they redo it

(06:40):
till it's louder. It's louder, and it seems like it's
almost like it's too loud for what they have, and
it bothers me so much.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Oh weird.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Oh I didn't even notice that, and now I feel
like it might bother me. If I pay attention to it,
I wouldn't bother me.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I wonder if it's do you watch on your phone?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I wonder if it's my phone or my TV or
like my Netflix.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
I'm how do you know they dubbed it over?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Because it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Sound right, it doesn't look It's like if I go,
like if you and I are talking right now, like
at this level, and then we go back in and
cut it later and it's like, because it doesn't sound right, Kyle,
And you're like, how do you know it doesn't sound right?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Because it doesn't sound right, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Let's it's like that they dump over this podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
It sounds like we're trying to match or trying to
match the words, and they did it.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
They got too close to the microphones. It just sounds too.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Now I'm going to have to watch it again and
pay attention to that.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Like I literally got through about five minutes of it.
I couldn't watch it anymore. But you know that's not
number one on Netflix anymore?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
What is was this morning?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh god? What's what? Oh? Kid? Fluence?

Speaker 10 (07:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I saw that?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Is that about?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (07:39):
Is that with the influencers and the moms and the tiktokkie?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I haven't. It's called bad influence.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Fluencing.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
So that's the one with a piper girl. I think
that's her name.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Are you putting it on the pulse right now to see?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
No?

Speaker 10 (07:56):
I was? I was?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I was will clicked on checking it charts, But where
you go?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Will you go to let's see and see if I'm
out of my mind.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I just resume where I'm at resume zoom. Yeah, let's
see they're in the ar they're looking at each other.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Dangly, I'm pretty.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Good, Scerni and ye the best.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (08:20):
Taking care of me.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
Almost makes me think you're not the selfish, prideful ladder
climbing woman I sard.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Everyone says soon, nah, that just help me, So I
don't notice.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
It because your father how far are you?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Episode two?

Speaker 5 (08:40):
I think they can't make it.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, it's like it's it's like it doesn't match.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
She's whispering, but it's like it's too it's too perfect.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
It doesn't sound like but it feels like there's just something.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
So it's not overdubbed, but they are overdubbing their line.
It's like to make it louder. Maybe they just got
Really it's like they're doing it on the microphone and
they're not. They're not I don't have the words and
they're not sensitive. Your phone is great, grant.

Speaker 11 (09:12):
Are you guys talking about eighty R work?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
What's that means?

Speaker 11 (09:15):
The additional dialogue recording where they where they basically overdumbed
new lines into the show.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
No, I think it's the line.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's almost like if their mics weren't working and there
and they go back in and redo it, but it's
too perfect sounding.

Speaker 11 (09:29):
Yeah. Oh it's a big problem, especially on like the
new the new systems with like uh what like the
uncompressed audio like now with like the four K Ultra
AHC suff you can hear the differences in recording like
where it was recorded. That's why they always record room
noise wherever they are so they.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Can mix okay recording so that it's almost like they
didn't do room noise, you know, and it.

Speaker 11 (09:52):
Just cuts through everything. Yes, yeah, that's just bad ad
R work, that's what. Yeah, it's crazy, but a real problem.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I didn't have a good I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
You're like, yes, they are in the er. There's no reason,
there's no way on earth and be able to have
a quiet conversation.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Right right, And that's that really bothers me. I would say,
I don't. I have about fifteen words in my vocabulary,
and so grant, I.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Mean, of course it's the old lady R.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
My vocabulary is pretty much just limited, you know, like
I can say stuff like you know, that's about it.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
That's all you need, you know.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Anyway, So that's the that's the number one show on
Netflix right now, or that's number two now, that one
that Kyle's watching anyway. All right, So that's a little
afterwards podcast. I wanted to get no more stuff, but
we got to jump back on the radio because I wanted.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
To get into.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Your grandpa's birthday Peyton, the crumbled cookies, you hanging out
with Kevin.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Duran Okay, is that what I put Kevin Duran?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
No, I said that.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
I was like, did I forget the tea?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
I remember say? Sometimes I like to say things wrong sometimes. Yeah,
think Kevin Durant. I'm a big fan. Kyle's husband, Fish
bought a backshaver off of Instagram or TikTok.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Which one was it?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
It was an Instagram ad. He's a sucker for all
the ads.

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
And then we wanted to hear fro what did you
buy on social media? Jonathan, good morning?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
What did you get on social media?

Speaker 12 (11:20):
So I'm a mechanic and I came across this TikTok
chop ratchet trapping bungee cords.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Go on.

Speaker 12 (11:32):
Yeah, so it's you know, like bungee cords usually go
like stretch them and wrap them around where places is
to get them to like hold at tension.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (11:39):
Yeah, so these ones are more like ratchet straps. They're
like the same flexible bungee cord, but you can ratchet
them instead of So.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
It's a combination of the bungeee cord and the ratchet
straps that are like.

Speaker 12 (11:51):
Yes, it is the most amazing thing. It's so versusile,
especially with what I do for where holding up break
calipers or holding knuckles out of the way. It works
great for coming and stuff too.

Speaker 9 (12:01):
This might be the most manliest conversation, Like, I have
no idea what you guys are talking about.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
So I know a bunch of cords are, but I
don't know what ratchet straps are.

Speaker 12 (12:11):
Sorry. Yeah, no, it was eight bucks for a pack
of four.

Speaker 13 (12:14):
Recommend it.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I'm gonna I'm gonna check them out. Thanks Jonathan, thank
you so much.

Speaker 10 (12:20):
I didn't mean to mater.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
That's a ratchet. Does anybody here to whet the ratchet
strapp is?

Speaker 8 (12:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I have right now.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 12 (12:35):
Appreciate the time.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Laura, what did you buy online?

Speaker 9 (12:40):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (12:40):
Yeah, I bought my son a web shooter off of
the TikTok shops.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Okay, spider Man one.

Speaker 13 (12:48):
Yeah, like a little I mean it's working. It's I
sent you guys a video, like a little video on
your Facebook page and a couple of pictures. But there's
like a little trigger on it and it shoots a
web and there's like one of those you know, like
if you like lick the sticky thing and it sticks
to your window.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Like a section cup kind of thing.

Speaker 13 (13:06):
Yeah, like a little second cup so that that will
stick to it, and then he can actually, like in
the video, he sticks it to the pantry door and
he opens the pantry door.

Speaker 9 (13:15):
Oh wow, So it's not like the silly string like
web slinger that you can get out like Walmart.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
That's what I had, That's what I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
I had that. It was awesome.

Speaker 13 (13:25):
This little punk steals my phone with it.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
She's getting really good.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
How do you find it? I want to get it online?

Speaker 13 (13:33):
And then yeah, you could take the little section cup
off and then there's a magnet so then he can
like stick it to the refrigerator door. If the refrigerators
already like pre opened a little bit, then it don't
open the refrigerator door.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
What's it called.

Speaker 13 (13:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Many people are gonna ask us I did find one on.

Speaker 13 (13:55):
You're the lead.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, like I can. They have a bunch of them,
the search spider web shooter toy.

Speaker 10 (14:02):
Well, thank you, Laura was yeah.

Speaker 13 (14:05):
It's it's really fun. But yeah, I'll send you guys
the link on your Facebook page. He took it to
school and he's a freshman in high school. He's like
a fun kid and he was webbing his math teacher
with it.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I like, thank you, Laura, Good morning, John, Jay and
Rich can help you.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Hey.

Speaker 8 (14:27):
I was just going to say that I go through
Starbucks drive through every morning and they write a message
on my cup every morning.

Speaker 9 (14:35):
Wow, so the new policy is real, maybe not that early.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
It's the opposite of well would people get when they
went customer service every time?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
What time do you go through drive through?

Speaker 8 (14:48):
I will be going through in about fifteen minutes, thank ye.
Yesterday it said queen. They wrote queen, which is funny.
So yeah, they do keep things have a rocking day
and it's usually in a purple pen.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh see I go through at four am. Maybe they
haven't opened their pens yet, just like.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Their morning jolly mood yet.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Thank you for listening. Okay, But by so, Nick just
came in with the Jurassic Park box.

Speaker 14 (15:16):
I like, you guys want to see what I bought
off TikTok yeah, okay, So I saw this ad and
it was just like I didn't even finish the ad
because I was so excited about it. So in the
original Jurassic Park, you know, Dennis Nedri has the Barbersol can, yes,
where he gets the diner.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
The fact that his name is Dennis Nedrick we go,
my family calls him the guy from Seinfeld.

Speaker 10 (15:37):
Okay, well right, that's it, right from Seinfeld. I haven't
opened it yet, but it came in the mail yesterday.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh you're right now opening for the first time.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
It's supposed to be the barbisal can or yeah, okay, anxiety.

Speaker 10 (15:50):
It's officially licensed for Dinosaur Park.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh god, you're in the movie on the bottom of
the can is where they have like the embryos.

Speaker 10 (15:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah okay.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
So and you just bought this because you thought it
was cool.

Speaker 10 (16:03):
I just bought it because I'm an adult.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
How old are you there?

Speaker 10 (16:08):
It's already old.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
It's already opened a thing.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
It said adults are buying more toys for themselves.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
I mean, I kind of love it. I guess to
each their own. Oh look, guys, it looks like shaving.

Speaker 10 (16:24):
That's so FUNNYNO DNA cryokain. So it's not.

Speaker 14 (16:28):
It's not a great disguise, all of your guys.

Speaker 10 (16:36):
D is cool.

Speaker 9 (16:38):
It looks like a container that you could store your
goods in, like one of those secret things.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, you get that spice, but this is the place
that holds the freaking embryos in the DNA broke off.

Speaker 10 (16:48):
No, it's a cap. It's a cap to it.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I'd say that was a wise purchase.

Speaker 9 (16:53):
It was eleven dollars, not even that expensive.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
That's good from here. What what are you going to
do with it?

Speaker 10 (17:00):
I just told you I'm gonna collect DNA.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
I mean they're doing that now.

Speaker 14 (17:06):
Oh there's yeah. The dire Wolf thing was about my life.
Look at all these little DNA's I can get you guys,
that's fine.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
To come out.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Can you actually take DNA out? It was like a
little vile.

Speaker 10 (17:20):
I'm gonna tell you how I get it. At my right, guys,
things are going great. Everything's going coming up.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
And now that you did that, it's like all our
phones can start sending this Jurassic Park Paraphert.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
You know what would like, Oh, it's cool.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Actually squirted out some shaving cream that would have brought
it up.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
All right, Well, thank you. That's very very cool.

Speaker 10 (17:43):
Thanks guys, that's very very cool.
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