FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 9th 2025 Podcast

WILL WOODY & MENACE KNOW IT,  NEWS HEADLINES, NATIONAL LIBRARY DAY AND MORE!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep is doomed to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show? This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training
class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody morning. Today's April the ninth, twenty
twenty five. It's Wednesday morning. We are the Woody Show.
My name is what you? That is Greg Gory? Hi, Menace,
good morning to you.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Gina grad Hello, We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy
bored and Menji holding things down the wood Show production department.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
We have Morgan, our associate producer. Who is here.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Vaughan is our video producer. You are here and the
phones are open for you to be a part of
the show today. Phone numbers eight seven, seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Woodie.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
You can also send us a text over to two
to nine eight seven as we're going to hear. Today
is National Library Outreach Day. Oh yes, and so Sammy
actually came up with an idea for National Library Outreach Day.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I did.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Were you the one the girls? No, you were the
one that said it was library. We were all talking
about the date since were it is important? Interchangeable?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Gina has a game for Menace and I specifically because
you know we're so pro book.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, we just read and we read. When it comes
to the books, very easy to work stuff. Read your books.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, always with their nose in a book.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
So anyway, whoever came up with it, whatever it is,
I know, Gina's got the game for us today. So
so that's coming up. We'll get all the trending news headlines.
Of course, Menace has the entertainment stuff. Forget the birthdays
on the way you're on the Woody Show. I'm trying
to remember the last book I read all the way
through that's not audio, No, yeah, that's what I mean,

(02:25):
like I actually read it. There's plenty of there's plenty
of the audio books I've listened.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Which is fine. That's this is just yeah, maybe private parts.
I've read a book since then? Yeah, that would guess
Howard Stern. No, No, War in Peace. Never read that,
never read that. No, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
When's the last time you read a book Mena? Yeah
when was high school? I don't know, not even in
high school. I think like junior high. Remember I shout
out that that weird book.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Flowers for a.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yes, yeah, I think I know the answer, But how
did you get through high school without reading books?

Speaker 5 (03:05):
Menace?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
What do you mean, like, like, how.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Did you do a book report?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I don't think we were ever will we signed book reports?
You never had to do a book report? Well no,
I think by that time they had the cliff notes thing, right. Well, yeah,
I mean sure, he just got pushed through.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, which yeah, goes back to what we've always said,
what moveing through?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, but I found early, I told you, and in
high school I found early what I was passionate about
and was like Vidia production stuff, and I just focused
on that. I don't care. They just want you to
Breathing still a fundamental skill. Like it's like said, well.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I really I really like yeah, But like by then,
I doesn't mean you do it. Doesn't mean that you're
doing it for fun or for recreation.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, but that's the thing. Menace can't do it. But
he reads all have you heard him on the show? Yeah,
doesn't mean he can't read. Yeah, I don't think he can.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Very willn't read read and stuff like right now, I
have a paper in front of me, he says, what
do he We need you guys to cut these lines
for us tomorrow before you and Menace take off.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay, so glad you read that.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I guess I miss he did that, right, Yeah, I
think we did that before we left. God. Yeah, it's
not like we have entire segments on the show dedicated
to how Menace can't.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Read but he can get through. We're talking about We're
talking about a vocabulary word like I can read it
to myself in my mind. What oh, I can't read
the fancy words.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
And his reading level might be different. You can't read,
you say differently abled. I'm not saying he's and I'll
say he's fully illiterate. Yes, I read all the time.
Crag you guys.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, this is bizarre to me. Like if you just
made blanket statements hardcore Steelers fan who likes crochek Sammy
who has a hard time reading, I wouldn't be like, hmmm, no,
I don't, No, nobody.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Really No, Well, you know what Menace likes video editing. Okay, great,
that doesn't mean this basic skill that you need to
have exist in the world. It should be ignored.

Speaker 8 (05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
No, he's got a hard time with it, able to
get by, he's got a hard time with the English
languge I'm saying but if somebody puts something down in
front of him and said, hey, Menace, I need you
to understand this, he would figure it out for sure.
He like he could read it, he can comprehend it.
He may not be able to deliver it maybe recited.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
And what I'm saying is perhaps no reading of books
throughout the entire high school career maybe led to this problem.

Speaker 9 (05:31):
Because even though I don't I did three books in
high school by the time you're in high school, I
don't think.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
It has to do with that.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, hold on, hold on, let me let me ask
you question to school to let me ask you a questions.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
So just because you're not reading like the classics, right
and talking about from an educational like in school, you
read these books, right, Okay, it doesn't mean you're not
reading in your everyday life. Everybody's reading something.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
This is MENACE's old lie. Well, I read TMZ, therefore
I can't. Therefore I'm reading. This is why attention spans
are the reduced, the appalling level that they are. It's
because people read a headlines. They'll read two three words,
but they're not going to read articles every day. That's
exactly what I'm saying, and you're not getting giants, you're
not getting giant, larger things that require big chunks of

(06:20):
concentrated Why.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Do I want that? Because it helps your brain?

Speaker 10 (06:24):
Okay, but you were saying that he can't read, and
now you're saying, well, he doesn't read books.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
I isn't read on a level that you are impressed by.
Why you guys are cashlating me right now? That was
Greig haattering.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
I just now two people in the room said they
didn't have to read books in high school. I went
to high school what I don't know, thirty some odd
years ago, and I could think just off the top
of my head, we had to read nineteen eighty four
Animal Farm, Catcher in the Rock.

Speaker 10 (06:52):
Computers then, So I here's the thing, Greg, I did
have to read books in high school of mice.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
And Men and read Back Gatsby. But what I did
to talk.

Speaker 10 (07:03):
To other friends who had already read the book and
they told me what it was about, and then I
would write my report based off of that.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
But I wasn't reading the book anyway. So yeah, books
and a computers.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Reason we asked these two d u i Q questions,
and these things aren't related somehow.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Again, No, that's true. Just because I don't have the
recall of the memorization of certain things, it doesn't matter
anymore like back in the day it did, back in
the day, pre computer pree AI, pre all this stuff,
not saying that stuff was highly in president.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Now you're making different anymore, I say, memorizing worthless facts.
They're saying that when you are forced to go through
and understand large concepts and connect A to B two C, it.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Helps your whole life, increases everything exactly, So you're.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Able to you're able to get big things together, synthesize data,
and all that stuff fire exactly.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Okay, Well, I'm glad we've all fired up our synapses.
You guys aren't trying what am I supposed to? Am
I supposed to be?

Speaker 8 (08:01):
Like, we got to.

Speaker 11 (08:04):
A nine hundred page book on Andrew Carnegie recently.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Does that count?

Speaker 12 (08:08):
God?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Everybody calm down now, crazy, We're gonna take a break.
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(08:29):
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Speaker 4 (08:43):
It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity trading
for a politically correct world.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
It's Wednesday morning. It's April the ninth. Five. Yeah, what's
good everybody, It's mine the Woodie Show. My name is Whatody.
That's Greg Gory, boy Menace, Good morning to you. Good morning.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
There's Gina grad Yeah, SeaBASS is here. What we got
Sammy Morey has taken new calls. Phones are open eight
seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Woody.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
That's eight seven seven forty four. Woody set us a
text over to two two nine eight seven. Today is
a National Library Outreach Day. As we mentioned the holidays
at the top of the show before the porn of
birthday isn't that? But uh yeah, So Gina has a
game that we're gonna play this hour. Will Menace and
Woody know it the subject books woo, ready to crush, Ready,

(09:41):
ready to crush. It's gonna be two brainy acts. Yeah,
that's two Brady eggs gonna see. And basically it's just
classic books. You give us the plot of the promise
and we're supposed to say what book it is?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yes, and these are very straightforward. These are no tricks.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
No is there a multiple choice? No, oh, hat and
a hat. It is a classic. That is a classic.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
All right.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
So that's that's coming up this hour here on the
Woodie Show, uh Medicine. I are actually in Dallas this
morning doing the show.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
Here.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
We have some station events for our Dallas affiliate ninety
seven to one The Eagle. So if you know people
in Dallas Fort Worth, Dallas Fort Worth area, make sure
you let them know that the Woodi Show's on in Dallas.
And for everybody in DFW you w up Hi. We
out here anyway. So we we had to come in
yesterday and getting here was a pain in the ass.

(10:38):
We had a flight and we're sitting there in the
gate area. And by the way, there's a there's a
picture that goes along with this. It was posted on
our Instagram. I posted it and I said, so there's
a story about this, we'll share it with you in
the morning. And it's medicine. I standing in front of
a plane, which I'll explain. So we get to the
airport and and everything seems to be on time. They

(11:02):
got the people in the wheelchairs kind of lined up
by the where they take the tickets and wheel them
up to the plane and stuff. And next thing you know,
there's a bunch of medical personnel, oh for the people
getting off the plane.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Firefighters, ambulances, yeah, a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
So anyway, there was a person that had some kind
of medical thing, and the guy walked off the plane
and then they put him on a stretcher once he
got down to like the ramp area, and then they
took him away and they go, ladies and gentlemen, there
was a medical issue. So we're just going through a
couple of things and then, uh, just a couple of
minutes and then we'll be on our way.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
We're still sitting in the terminal at this point and
U and then they came on. They go, well, the guy, uh,
the person who had the medical issue on the plane
used the plane supply of oxygen, you know, they keep
like a couple for you know, put the little nose
things so you can breathe. So I guess he burned
through a bunch of that on the flight, so they
had to replace those before we were able to board

(11:59):
and then leave.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, fine, that sounds like take two minutes, two minutes easy.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Then they come back and they go, well, ladies and gentlemen,
we do have oxygen for the plane. However, the the
oxygen tanks are not for this particular aircraft. It's a
different size. So for the size that we need for
this aircraft. Uh, they had to send somebody to another
airport to go pick up the there were, and they

(12:27):
were gonna drive from the Burbank Airport to Lax in
the middle of the day, drive and go pick up
the tanks and then drive back.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
And I'm like, dude, so.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
They go, it's gonna be about two maybe three hours
of delay, no.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Kidding. Yeah, So anyway, you guys have helicopters and airplanes, right, Like,
why you you're an airport, why are you driving to
another by the way, why don't you have at least
on it could be you know, like they have the
those gas tanks in front of the gas stations or
home depot or Walmart for your grill, like propane tanks.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
They don't have like fifty of them just lying around. Yeah,
like you don't have to go to one. How about
you just have like a community cage somewhere, Like they
set up a cage of all this stuff like that
that could go to any airline whoever needs it. You
sign it out and then that airline pays you know,
whatever it is to you know what tank exchange exactly.
All right, So no, no, no, So it's already a

(13:29):
two to three hour delay. Then I see they say, oh, okay,
well they bumped at another hour, and we weren't. We
weren't about the way the other medicine. I are already
looking for other flights and other ways to uh to
make this happen, and uh, and they bump it again
and they start rebooking people on other flights. I go, menace,
this is either gonna leave tonight, like very very late.

(13:53):
But I don't think they're gonna fly this plane. If
they're taking all the people off this plane, they're not
gonna fly it empty, yea, the entire plane. Yeah, yeah,
so they're not gonna fly it empty. This is gonna
end up getting canceled. Well, it got delayed till this morning.
So the flight, the flight, what is still not left
as of right now, we would have still been waiting there.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Now. The question is is the guy who I was
sitting next to in the airport was is he still
waiting there?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
So I'm sitting in the gate area and right to
right am I right right next to me is Stanley
from the Office. Yes, I forgot Leslie.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Leslie David Baker and I.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Mean dude, and it is Stanley.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I mean, he's sitting there, he's trumped over, he's like,
you know, he's leaning back, but he's his face is forward,
he's got the pali like he did have like some
kind of like tweed jacket that was like over his
carry on back to I mean, he looked like he
just came off the set of the Office.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
He oh he did. Yeah, so, and he's just scrolling
on his phone. And I didn't bother him the entire time.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
In fact, I wasn't even sure it was actually him,
because I said, he looks really like Stanley for me, obviously.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I said, menace is that think goes?

Speaker 13 (15:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, that's definitely him. So we're sitting there, didn't didn't
say anything to him.

Speaker 14 (15:15):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
We ended up I ended up booking. It's gonna sound douchey,
but I booked a jet.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
No, we got to get out of here. So we
had to leave the airport that we were at, go
about fifteen minutes to a smaller airport cat a catch
a jet there to Dallas. And I tapped I call
him Stanley. I tapped him on the knee and I go, Yo, man,
I just booked us a plane. I said, So if

(15:43):
you want to go, I said, I don't know if
you need to go to DFW, but we're going to
love Field.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Not that big of a difference. It'll get you to that.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
He's like, oh, man, I really appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Must be so.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
So so anyway, he goes. But I got somebody picking
me up at d f W and.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
I'm like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
It was just funny. It was funny talking.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
It was funny talking to Stanley, right, Yeah, it sound
like a getting right off the TV show.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
But like, are you sure? Sure you're positive?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Mennis wished him a happy Pretzel day because yeah, because he.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
The TV appearance uh, I is. So I was scrolling
through my phone right as we were talking to him,
and Kit Hoover, who was an entertainment reporter, just posted
a fuddel with him for National Pretzel Day, and I go, well,
happy Pretzel Day, I.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Hope.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, oh yeah, he was dude. He was very nice.
He was very cool.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
And then uh, anyway, so we we we got to
the plane, we took off, got here in great time,
and as we were sitting there last night having a
drink before we knotted off to bed, We're like, Stanley,
you're done fed up.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
You're done fed up, Stanley.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
He thought you weren't being for real.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Oh well, so that's why I posted the picture. Then
we tagged him innute.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I know he's on Instagram because that's all he was
doing while he was sitting right next to you. He
was just honest and he would like be laughing to himself.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh my god. A stranger though. Yeah. But then I looked.
I looked through Instagram. I'm like, there has to be
somebody in common that we know, like somebody that he
follow whatever. So I looked and the only person that
we had in common that he followed, and we followed

(17:29):
was the comedian Lunell, who she wasn't boor At Dave
Chappelle producer special. She was just in the news for
giving Pete Davison a hard time, saying, I don't get
why you get all these chicks to his face? Oh yeah, yeah.
She was on the John Mulaney Show, super funny. So
I reached out to her and I sent our picture

(17:50):
of us inside the plane and said, hey, tell Stanley.

Speaker 12 (17:56):
Up.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, and then she hit me back. Now you know,
if he did have an event? Did he tell you
about Stanley from the offices event that it's supposed to
be tonight? Oh really he's okay, University of North Texas
and Denton. It's an evening with.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
The arts series. See him.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
That's probably the person who was gonna pick him up. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
so Lunell, but Ludelle wasn't Borat.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 12 (18:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
If you if you saw Borat and if you look
up Blunell, and you'll know exactly who she was.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah. He is the funniest.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Yeah, hello, thank you. Yes.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
So she sent this message to men.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Well, I don't know him.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
I just follow him, so I can't let him know.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
But you wouldn't have to ask me twice. I'll tell
you that disconnect. There's no call for that kind of language. Luddy,
vulgar and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect. You've got
a dirty horush mouth. Have to ask her twice? Yeah,
be right on, you can check.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
I think Linnell does weekends Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club, and
I went there with a friend and recently yea, he
is the best.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah, So that was our story. We were trying to
we're trying to hook up Stanley, and Stanley Dune messed up.
I think he's probably still sitting at the airport. But
I also didn't really seem all that interested in standing
up and walking anywhere. That right, because he looked really
comfortable and he like there was a couple of times
it looked like he was gonna get up and then

(19:26):
he just sat back down.

Speaker 14 (19:27):
He was.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
So he's very much. He's very much. That character is
his life now. He is the convention. And I guess
speaking at Small Universe, Yeah, Dave Cancer does that too,
which does.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Like yeah, yeah, that was it was. It was pretty
funny anyway. So uh, that was our little that was
our little adventure. And now we learned about the dumb
oxygen situation. Yeah, airports, you.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Know they do that too.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
They'll be like fire extinguishers on board. I had this
happen to me one time where the flight got delayed
four hours because the fire extinguisher didn't have a sticker
that was supposed to be on it. And you can't
just have anybody make sure that the fire extinguisher is
there and not I guess expired or whatever.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
You have to have a particular company come out.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
And who is not on airport property, So you have
to call them out to the airport, get them to
the plane so they can just take a quick literally
a quick look at this fire extinguisher and then put
the proper sticker on it and that's it. And so yeah,
so the flight was you can't just have how about this,

(20:45):
how about have a few extra fire extinguishers that are
already ready to go. So if you have a situation
like that, you swap it out.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah, stick already unprepared.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, you undo the little clip right, and you take
that one that's missing the sticker that you need, and
you put the one that has the sticker that's all
checked out and ready to go and then you get
the hell on the way.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
But no, they had it was it was hours of delay,
so they get somebody out there. I know, so stupid.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
I don't know if it's the case with every airline,
but I have a friend who's a flight attendant, and
you can't start boarding the plane until the entire crew
was there. So if you have four flight attendants, let's
say one is running ten minutes late, you got to
win to even board until all four are on board.
How dumb? Yeah, so stupid. You can change these policies, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Then messes up their other schedules because that plane is
gonna go somewhere else.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
After you get to.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Wherever you're going, everyone screwed for the rest of that.
Now that you're a pilot, what you can start to
make these changes in front?

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yes, it's changed.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, I did think about that.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
I'm like, you know, what if I had had my
license at that point, we could have just gone somewhere
and like rented a plane, I know, could have flown here.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Would you have been down for that? Yeah, I'm good.
I mean I would prefer the plane that he's training on.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh yeah, we which is exactly what we would get
okay because because he likes the parachute idea. The parachute Yeah,
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can hit us
over with the text to two to nine eight Seven're
gonna take the break.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
We'll come back.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Like I mentioned, it's National Library Outreach Day and Gina
grad has a little game for us. Will Menace and
Woody know it books the subject classic books which we
should know. I can guarantee we won't know them all
or I'm wondering how many how many we will need?

(22:44):
It's a National Library Outreach Day, Yes, so are we
just supposed to reach out and do well?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Check on our local library the library? How are you
doing everything good?

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Guys?

Speaker 12 (22:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, I'm trying to think. Like like last time I
Legit went to the library, like the.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Bathroom, I went probably four years ago. We because the
wife took the kids there. I met them there because
then we're gonna go grab lunch somewhere close. It was
the first time I'd been in a library in forever,
and I was very impressed. I thought, Wow, this place
is really nice. I saw they had a system for
when the books get returned because they had a door

(23:26):
open and I could see what was going on back there.
It was like a sorting machine. Oh yeah, So the
book gets dropped and it goes onto this little conveyor
belt kind of thing, and it automatically gets scanned and
it gets kicked into a certain bucket. Really yeah, and
then I guess a different bucket for different sections. And
so it just makes it so nobody has to sit

(23:47):
there and sort them. We used to have to when
we were in elementary school. They would every class would
have to rotate doing library and there was like cafeteria assistant,
you know, responsibilities, And one of them was checking the
books back in at the library at school and putting
them all back. Those books are everywhere because the kids like,
who cares. It's like all people just drop stuff randomly

(24:08):
at the grocery store. I'm not going all the way
back there to put it back where it belongs.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
This is good enough.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, put the fish in the cereal aisle.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Who cares?

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, same thing?

Speaker 5 (24:16):
All right.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
So this is for this holiday today.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's a round of will Woody and Menace know it,
And the subject is books your favorite? Yes, So we
figured out some rules and how it's gonna work. Gina
has the plots to some very popular books. Yeah, like classics, right, yes, yeah,
and then mess and I will each have an opportunity.
We both have to give an answer unassisted to what

(24:40):
we think the answer is, and if we both get
it wrong, then she'll give us the multiple choice all right,
and then we can try to figure it out from there.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
And Greg's keeping score because it's going to be a
very high scoring game.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Right.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
I hope I have another paper.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, right, here we go, number one. First book. I
think you'll get it.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
The story follow an orphan who's raised in a workhouse
and then escapes to London, where he meets a gang
of pickpockets and discovers the secrets of his parents and
reconnects with his remaining family.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Oh wait, one more time, so the follows.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
The story follows an orphan who's raised in a workhouse
and then escapes to London, where he meets a gang
of pickpockets and discovers the secret of his parents and
reconnects with his remaining family.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Uh, American tale. Yes, what gave American away London? I
mean he can travel.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
You're absolutely right. So when you first said the first
thing that popped in my mind was Annie and then
the pop in my head was Tiny Tim, and I'm like,
what story is that from? No, that's that's from the Christmas.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah that's not the What if we give a line
from the movie, I think they might get it. If
you do that, I'm not even.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
One hundred percent confidence you are here. I wrote it.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Wait Greg doesn't know it. Okay, good, of course that's it.
Do a line, Sammy.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I know this is now multiple choice.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Right, yes, now we move on to multiple.

Speaker 5 (26:18):
You do the one.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I'm going to do the line, okay, please, sir? May
I have some more.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
That?

Speaker 8 (26:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (26:24):
I mean the.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Tiny Tim like that didn't help them, I would brain.
All right, here's your multiple choice? All right?

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Is it a tale of two cities? Oliver Twist or
Anna Karenina.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
The only thing I've heard of is Oliver. I was
gonna say, Oliver Twist. You are both scholars, and that's incredible.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
You haven't heard Oliver sounds like something like London, right,
got to the aner.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
It does sound.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, it does sound London, which is what I got
when I was playing Beast games. All right, second body.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Library outreach day, well, medicine wood he know it. The
subject is books. Next, story.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
This is a girl's coming of age story as she
witnesses the trial of a black man falsely accused of
rape in the racially charged South during the Great Depression
and learns valuable lessons about morality and justice.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Kin drop Silist, All right, I have my guests.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Let me know when you're ready.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Menace, Is it.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Is that Emmett till?

Speaker 8 (27:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Is that a book about That's a really good guess
to kill a mockingbird?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Okay, final answers, Yeah, I like where your head's at, Menace.
But what do you crush that answer?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
The mockingbird? Yeah, a little scout was the girl? Well done?

Speaker 14 (28:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I remember because our buddy Tony Tony Mott, he was
in a high school play and I don't think it
was his character, but he was in the play and
one of the kids, this is a you know, a
school play, and one of the kids had to use
the N word like someone's daddy defends N words or
whatever the whatever the line was.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
And this is in a like a school play. That's
gonna do that now, that's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Like they'd reimagine it like they did Back to the Future.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Right, Yeah, it's one of the Libyans. It's just someone's daddy.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Walkie talkies.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, they would just reverse all the you know, the
the race stuff, so it'd be like, you know, a
black family and a white you know, person on trial.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
And that was the old family guy joke when they
were doing Finn and yeah right, Jim, National Library Outreach Day,
will medicine.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
What do you know?

Speaker 13 (29:00):
It?

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Books is the subject? Next one?

Speaker 8 (29:03):
All right?

Speaker 4 (29:04):
This is set in this in seventeenth century Puritan Boston,
and it's about a woman who conceives a child out
of wedlock and is forced to wear a certain thing
and face public shaming.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Okay, you guys don't think that, guy, And I'm trying
to make us friendly as possible. Yeah, this one too,
all right? Can I just say it? Yeah Scarlet letter letter?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah wow, you guys are both certified Geese.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
You've never read it, never watched the movie.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Okay, I've done the plate twice.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, well, like for whatever Boston with those yea like
bonnets and yeah buffos instead of.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
All right, so has three menss two?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Oh, okay, you guys are doing great.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
All right, all right?

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Number four. This book follows a man as he moves
to long island and becomes entangled with the wealthy man
who's extravagant lifestyle and relentless pursuit of his lost love
ultimately lead to tragedy.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Spoiler alert.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Yeah, JFK going to read it.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
God, I know what it is for sure. What are
you picturing? I mean the Billy Joel story. No, he is, Yeah,
Leonardo DiCaprio starred in the movie for it.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
When you say that, that's kind of a clue to me,
and I think I would be able to.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Guess at this point, go for it, The Great Gatsby. Yeah,
that's it, right. You guys are genius.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Well no, I mean he said, I had no idea,
But when you describe the story, I had No. It
wasn't until med, said Leonardo DiCaprio. And I'm like, all right,
I'm trying to think of his movies and the one
that jumped out, like I think that's a book.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, yes, I think, yeah, these are not Yeah, like
I said, these are all gettable.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
All right.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
You guys are killing it, all right, all right. Next One,
a dystopian novel where the ruling party controls everything from
surveillance to propaganda, which leads to suppressing individuality.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
And free thought. God, is that an Frank?

Speaker 4 (31:18):
That's not a horrible guest the book give me, Give
me that again, Gina A Dystopian A dystopian novel where
the ruling party controls everything from surveillance to propaganda, which
leads to suppressing individuality and free thought.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Uh, why do you think?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
What do you needs to get this? Greg is a
Team America.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Okay, so and Frank and Team America book America World.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I'm supposed to know this, Craig, I for some reason,
I think you would and shaking his head. Now the
book I've read them. I think I read this or
listened to this book three times. I've read it.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
This is the books.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Huh that game Okay, it doesn't count as reading it.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
We'll give us those are saying, yeah, okay, Team America
and Frank multiple choice multiple choice catcher in the Rye
nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
In Cold Blood, Oh, nineteen eighty four, Yes you got Yeah,
the multiple choice is much easier.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
I don't know why I thought what you would get
it because it's like reminds me it's somehow tied to
the media and big brother and all that stuff. Like
the term big brother is from that book. When did
that come out?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Double plus good?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Nineteen forty eight? I have to leave sounds right, you
know what I'm saying. Menace and they were talking about
the eighties. Yeah, well it's a giant book against in
the future. Yeah, it's like two thousand and one Space Odyssey,
that game and when forty nine? A right, all right,
here we go, all right, give us, give us, we'll
get time for one more. Oh okay?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Or do you want to take the break and we
can like see how much time we have that for
the definitely all right, we'll take the break. It's a
National Library Outreach day. Will Menace and Woody know it?
The subject is books. We got a couple more next
year of the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Hang on, fellow comrades and mediocrity. I want you to
listen very careful. You can all go straight to.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Show.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
My complexion is out of a urinal urinal Everyone in
this room vitamin deep, A little lower, a little slower.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Do you want to oil them down? Sunning their buttholes?

Speaker 13 (33:32):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Chugging the sun? Not pretty much? All deficient? Indeed, sorry,
I'm little cells. Are you down the D or not?
You can do me all Day Long the Woody Show.
So what was the by the way, what was the
scarlet letter?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Was it a D?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Did you have to wear the D?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:53):
What did for?

Speaker 15 (33:54):
Like?

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Uh, adult is on Fire? Never seen the movie? Never
never read the book A did you just look at it?
I did see easy A okay, but I don't remember
how it went and is like she pretended to hook
up with people or something like that.

Speaker 11 (34:16):
Yeah, but easy A with Emma Stone is very.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yes, interesting.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
This is what we talked about when we play the
d U I Q metus, Like when you say, how
do you know that we weren't alive? You just kind
of absorb information And this is an example of that
that you point Greg. You know what I'm saying, Like
you didn't see it, but.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Just kind of know it Wasn't there a movie in
like the nineties that came out. I think Moore did
a version of it, right, I just remember seeing the trailer.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Yes, I'm not trying to trick you. These aren't deep.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Polls, you know.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, all right, nobody said you were trying to trick
Good time for two more. It's a National Library Outreach Day.
This is a round of will menace or would he
know it and the subject is books, classic classic books.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah with five minutes with four guys are killing it? Okay,
all right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
This is an American novel and it follows a family
displaced by the dust Bowl and the Great Depression as
they go to California in search of a better life.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Let's see, can we be here till twenty twenty nine?
We have time? Like Seas knows what this is? I
think he does.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
He doesn't.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
No. I think I saw the movie when I was
a little kid. It was very boring.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
I remember who was in the movie.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
But I don't give a guest menace all right, she said,
on the count of three, yes, please, all right, our
guess is on the count of three.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Why just for fun?

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Okay, all right? That we have the same one? Yeah,
I doubt but here we go. Ready, one, two, three westward?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Ho oh?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Sorry the daughter party again? All menaces?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Guesses are like really well thought out, even though they're wrong.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
They went west?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
What California?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
So educated guesses? Okay, here are your multiple choice?

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Is book? No idea sounds familiar?

Speaker 8 (36:08):
Right? It does?

Speaker 14 (36:08):
Right?

Speaker 5 (36:08):
It does?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
The Three Amigos? Yes is eighteen fifty five? What do
you look at that, Charles Kingsley. I never read that one.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
All right, here we go, ready, multiple choice. Is it
the grapes of wrath? What's eating Gilbert grape? Or the
Call of the Wild or welch.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I'm assuming because they're going west.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Well, what do you have a guest? Well, I think
they call the wild thing is trying to just throw
us off. So the grapes of the of wrath or something.
But that sounds like that should be. That sounds like
it should be like something like Roman Times. Well, I'm
going with option C, the Call of the Wild, call
the Wild? And what are you going with? Menas the

(36:56):
grapes number Gilbert grape? No, the grapes of.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Wrath, grape of wrath. The correct answer is grapes of wrath.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Tied it up, all right.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I was just one of you guys didn't like fake
read call the Wild because that is such a staple
in like junior highigh school.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
That guy lives in a bus in the middle in
the wild.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Also, did you bloom ride it and it didn't happen?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
If you guys are tied, this is the tiebreaker.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
I do remember reading in school Tuck Everlasting. Oh, I
remember that is that actual.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
It's about old timey whatever, rural area, whatever, and they
go out in the woods they find this.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I'm stealing that. It's a hilarious menace.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I'm stealing drink from the fountain youth and now they
can't die. And you know it's Tuk Everlasting, the tough family.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
That sounds good. I know they made a movie about that.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I'd like to think that this whole thing is going
to end in a tie. But we'll see what this
next one.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
But we'll see, Okay.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
The story follows a miserly man's journey on a holiday
where he's visited by his former business partner that forces
him to confront his past, present and future.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Oh that's I mean, that's super easy. But why can't
I Why can't I just come there? When I put
on the spot, my mind goes blank. Yeah, uh uh.
This is a super famous movie. All these stories are
super famous. Yeah, movies, musicals.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I mean this one more than others, mega famous. A
guest menace.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
God, it's a Scrooge. Support your answer with Bill Murray. Yeah, no,
it's it's a Christmas Carol.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
And we have a winner Woodie with one point when
the contest. Will Menace and Woody know what. Congratulations and
thank you so much for playing.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Ah bab babes.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, and thank you to everyone who played along at home,
because we are getting some amazing answers.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Oh I had to, I had to leave the text
off obviously.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
No cheating in this room. No cheating this room. But Menace, yes,
uh good, good competition. That was yeah good.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I smell smoke and burning hair in here, but I
didn't read any of the stuff. Sammy's first impression with
the dudes outside the chicken joint at the bus stop.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
She looks like she's got an antsy shop that doesn't
do very well. It's the only people, she said, feels
like her close family, Like she's not a witch, but
she hangs around with you. So it's like, here, hold
these stones and let's hold hands.

Speaker 11 (39:44):
In home, I do have an Etsy shop, yes, jailer,
and we are.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's Wednesday morning at Table of the ninth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory Menace. Good
morning to you. Good Gina grand as we know is here.
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Let us through a great round of a very fun
game that makes uh, it makes you feel really dumb.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Somebody on the text sed, well I got.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Them all right, Well good for you, cool scholar. See
coach Olla this week. Uh we've got Sammy morning, there's
Sea Bass. Morgan's taking your calls eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. So, so what happened with your butthole?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Gina?

Speaker 3 (40:34):
I wanted to get the updates. So she had that appointment.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
How is that butthold?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
How's my butthole?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Well, she had that appointment and she was saying, hey,
for the people who've gotten the colin Oscar before the
appointment that you go to before the.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Actual calling the meet and great, yeah, yeah they put
a did they put a finger in your button?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
We're like no, absolutely not pretty much.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Just people said no.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yeah, And and Gina got, you know, finger blasted when
she went for.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
The like, hi, how are you, Let's schedule your appointment.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah, And now she had to go for another one
of these appointments. I didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Last time, yeah, terrified, and so I did it this
time and nobody molested me. Wow, Like nobody asked me
to take my pants off. Nobody asked me to, like,
you know, bend over.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Nothing. He just chatted with me, fully clothed. That's the
way it's supposed to go.

Speaker 13 (41:28):
Okay, okay, When was the initial one? Like, it's like
a year and a half ago, year and a half ago.
Things have changed since then?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Is the policy changed now?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Did you as your butt doctor in the same office
for the u c l A gymnast doctor?

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Well, you never thought about that. I thought about that,
but no, completely.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
You know doctor that's out there. And I looked at my.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Last doctor online and he was described in a couple
reviews as wacky. So that should have tipped me off,
shouldn't that shouldn't be a multiple reviews?

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Right? Did you ask the doctor yesterday? Hey, last time
I did a preliminary appointment, they put a finger inside.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
I should have asked him no, because I was. You
guys have made me so self conscious about this that
this isn't standard operating procedure. Then I'm like, kinda you.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Want to repress it. I just don't know why they
would have done it. Well, he's like, oh, we kept
planning on going in there for the kolonoscopy. They can
check everything out at that point, Like what's the point
of finger blasting you now? But this they're just going
to go check everything out in a week or whenever.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
You ended up checkling it for sure, But this seemed
like a thing that like he did to everybody, I'm
not you know it's It wasn't like, oh, she's she
must have a nice butthole. He was like, Okay, hop
up on the table and turn on your side. And
I was like, oh, okay, I guess that's.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
What you said. Did they did he say he was
looking for anything else at all that he said we
need to check for whatever. Hemorr.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
No, this is so strange.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
It's really weird because.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Before I got a kolenoscopy, I went in for a
suspected roid, which I didn't have. High five yeah, And
he did like a little exam, got this little a
little like a doughnut thing that's he sticks in to
keep it open.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
So you take a look around.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
You for the gecologist a speculums or like Dennis has
a bite block, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
That's keep your mouth open, right yea. And yeah, and
that's when and then they said, go, you know, did
he really go spelunking?

Speaker 12 (43:23):
Or what.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
No, there was no penetration other than the opener to take.

Speaker 8 (43:26):
A lot week.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah, this guy had no other apparatus except what he
was attached to and like dry.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
No, no, he didn't go and dry.

Speaker 8 (43:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
The text is like maybe they were checking for some
kind of like you know, bleeding, internal hemorrhage.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Or something like that.

Speaker 10 (43:43):
That's why because Google says is like they could look
for fissures.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Or wouldn't he say that? Though they say, hey, exactly
before we do this, I just wanted to do a
check for these things.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
But I didn't.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I didn't say I had any of those things.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
But it kind of be like a toothpick check when
you're making brownies or something that, so you put his
finger in, If it comes out clean, is it ready
to then yeah, then no hemorrhage.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Yeah. If it comes out red, well then you know
there's something going on. Yeah, but banded. Was there a
questionnaire before because like when you give blood, they asked, like,
you know, i'd had any backdoor action lately or anything
like that.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Did I have any backdoor action? Was not on the questionnaire.
And I also didn't say I had any backdoor problems.
I think this was just just a little treat for him.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
That's fun.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Yeah, but this guy wanted nothing to do with it,
and I was kind of offended because now I think
that that's normal. And he was like, ah, so, uh,
he stayed clothed. I stayed clothed.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
He seems all.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Right, bring the talking, right.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
He didn't bring that up before the appointment got underway, right, Well,
he wasn't after the fact, like, oh, so that's it.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
And then you brought it up. Oh you mean the
first time?

Speaker 10 (44:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah, so you didn't say anything about the digits until
after your exam yesterday was over.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah, because I didn't. I didn't feel like I it too.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Because you brought it up, like, hey, I just want
to make it so is this because that would have
scared him off. Even if he was planning on doing that,
he would have been like, ah.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Maybe I won't do that exactly right, But you guys
have made me so aware of the fact that it's
not standard procedure that I felt like lightning wouldn't strike
twice in my butt.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Would it?

Speaker 13 (45:19):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Eight one to three saying the digital exam is not
normal during a pre procedural COLONOSCA the appointment.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Because they're gonna see what they need to see during
the colonosca.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Correct, right, So can we call it the Old Doctor
and be like, yeah, that's going on now? The first guy,
did you wear gloves or he just spit on his
fingers first?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Like I know, he asked me to spit on his fingers.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
You guys to make me feel really weird about this, Well,
it's because it's weird.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, did you give you a kiss after? Right?

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Kissed my neck?

Speaker 14 (45:47):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Somebody said I went to the Wacky Doctor to pull
the magician's handkerchief out?

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Do you let you choose something out of the treasure
box before he left? He gave you a sticker? Yeah,
I got a lollipop and I left crying.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Yeah, wacky is an adjective I want to read on
the doctor.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, well you know, Gina Jesus is well known for
a lot of like back alley type stuff. Oh yeah,
remember she was getting back Alli drugs from oh that?

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Yeah, I don't like this place connected to a Popeye? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Right?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Was it in a strip mall like the chiropractor?

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Somebody was actually and I don't mind it was I
don't mind a little You know, event off the beaten
path in general, but this place seemed shady.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
It was covered by insurance.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, yeah, she went to some shady place. It's legitimately
in the strip mall. Yeah, why would you go to
an actual.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Doctors It was like a med center.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Dude, Why would I go to a doctor and a
strip mall. My doctor, who I no longer go to,
moved into an actual mall and they asked me if
I wanted a pelvic exam, and I said not next
to the Wetzel's pretzels.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
So yeah, no.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
But really, like apparently they all are moving into malls
like this is a thing with all that space.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Yeah, that's important.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Speaking of space, I did not get molested in well yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Not according to the text three one seven. Sorry Gina,
you were molested. Oh man, yep, I kind of didn't
know that.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Like an adult, like a grown woman could get you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Also, that's a looking point here.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
This is another one coming and Gina should check her
after visit summer to see if the doctor noted the
digital exam.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Oh that's a good, great idea.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
It be on there if he was supposed to do it,
and if it's not on there. Well that might be
another question.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
That was just a little something for him.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
If it keeps that crapy eight seven seven forty four
what a call in? Send us a text over to
two nine eight seven had a random ass question on
the text and it was it was so dumb, but
for some reason, I'm like, huh, stuck out to you.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, I started thinking.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
About I looked at it and I go silly asked question,
and then I just scrolled past. But then I've been
thinking thinking about it on and off for the last
like ten minutes. Really all right, yeah, uh, stupid question.
Ask the group do you prefer a ball or a plate?
Also what size spoon?

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Do you use?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Big spoon or small spoon? I prefer small spoon? Like
it was so random, right, it depends what you're eating.

Speaker 11 (48:17):
Yeah, oh I'm always small fork and small spoon.

Speaker 8 (48:20):
So we.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Have these bowls that aren't like regular cereal bowls. They're
like these big, wider like pasta bowls. Oh yeah, they're
not very deep.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
There's shallow. Yeah yeah, and those things are great. Yeah,
it's either that or paper plate for me. If it
requires a knife, I like plate obviously, but if you
don't need a knife. I prefer bull because I like
to sit.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
On the couch and eat.

Speaker 11 (48:43):
I actually like really big coffee mugs as a bowl.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Oh I do that for cereal and ice.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
That's not enough. You can't put enough in there. You
have to be a massive like the size of a
dog dish coffee mug. I like bawl and small spoon
because small spoon. Yeah, you know how quick I eat.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, so if I had a large spoon, I'm like,
by the time I even sit down, I'm already dene
with my meal. Yeah, paste them out a little bit.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
I'm a big spin All right, here's another fat thing.
Fat people. Do you also do this or is it
just me? And I'm this gross? Like do you find
yourself sometimes and you don't even realize it, but you're
eating so quickly all of a sudden you have the hiccups?

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah, it's just it's dumb stuff. Like I'm like, you know,
I'm chewing, swung something, I'm grabbing the neck. I'm going
to like absolutely just now, Like.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Dude, you're that fat, Like calm down, like, take it easy,
take a couple of breaths. Yeah, before the next bite,
I do.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
A fat thing too, where I'll make my lunch and
as I'm walking to the room, I'm going to eat
it in holding the plate walking, I'm taking a bite
to get to the couch.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
That's why I just said I have to go small spoon,
because I'm shoveling the food already and I have a
large spoon and by the time I sit down, it's
pretty much done. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
See, I've heard people say in the past that that's
like a person who has siblings, especially older siblings, because
they had to like fight for their share.

Speaker 14 (50:14):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Well, I'm saying if it's like you're chewing but you're
already grabbing for the next thing, it's because like you know,
something gets put down on the table. It's you and
your siblings and everybody's going it's like hungry hungry hippos eating. Yeah,
not like a dinner situation. But let's just say there's
like some kind of appetizer thing, or there's a big
bowl of chips or pretzels or whatever.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
It is, Like while you're chewing, you're still going for
the next thing.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, and you grab, you grab the you grab the
pretzel and you eat it and you're grabbing the next
one because like everybody else is in there too, and
you're fighting for you as the smaller person.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
I forgot what it was about. But our friend, dumbass Tyler,
he was just fighting with one of his brothers recently
over some food and they're like, you know, bulls in
a china shop. Yeah, I'm saying inside the house fighting
over some type of food situation. Anyway, n question, Hey,

(51:10):
but we say texting with whatever you got. That's that's
what they had.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
And there are a lot of questions for uh Gina
and her butthole. Oh okay, which I'm sure you concerned.
These are more like people you could just replotted them
on your own. I will nothing we need to cover.
Eight seven, seven forty four. It's The Woody Show, The
Woody Show, And what are the trending news headlines this morning?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Gina grat Well, the roof of a nightclub, and the
Dominican Republican crashing down during a performance last night ended
up killing at least ninety eight people. Over one hundred
and sixty others also injured. One of the people who
died was former MLB pitcher Octavio Dotel, who was just
fifty one years old. He was pulled from the rubble
by rescue cruise, but died in an ambulance on the
way to the hospital. He played for thirteen MLB teams,

(51:56):
including the Mets, which held a moment of silence for
him before their game yesterday. Other people who were killed
in the roof collapse include another former MLB player. He
was forty four years old and he played for the
Washington Nationals. They're still investigating what the hell caused this
roof to collapse, because there was a fire at this
place in twenty twenty three and that damaged the nightclub.

(52:18):
Like just some really bad luck going on here. And
the death tolls up to what at least ninety eight?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Oh wow, God, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
President Trump is set to impose a one hundred and
four percent tariff on all Chinese imports today. This comes
on top of Chinese tariffs that were in place before
the Trump Before Trump's second term, China was already ready
to see tariffs go up by thirty four percent as
part of Trump's Reciprocal Tariff's package, but the president tacked

(52:45):
on another fifty percent after Beijing didn't back off its
promise to bring on a thirty four percent retaliatory tariff
on the US by noon yesterday, plus they added another
eighty four percent, So we're just doing a little tariff war.
An expert says that if Apple was forced to make
phones in America, they'd be much more expensive, like starting

(53:07):
at thirty five hundred bucks apiece. His name's Dan Ives.
He's the global head of Technology research at Wedbush Securities.

Speaker 16 (53:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I think we have a clip where he explains this.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Yeah, like howl A Mensu had said, there was one
thing that was about like how it would be what
thirty thousand or something that's thirty thousand dollars for his iPhone?
Like okay, all right, man, Yeah, here's what he had
to say here.

Speaker 12 (53:33):
The reality is it's the most complex supply chain in
the world and they're able to make him at one
thousand dollars. Is because of the supply chain that's really
been built over the last decade. You build that in
the US, there'll be thirty five hundred hour iPhones. It
would take Apple thirty billion dollars and three years to

(53:53):
move just ten percent of the supply chain to the US.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
He sounds like the stuff he's saying sounds intelligent, but
like he sounds like you should be on the Duyq.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
He sounds so.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Sweetish, chef Vibet. Yeah, I mean Apple thirty billion dollars
two trillion dollar company. You're not getting me there, but yeah,
I do agree on you know the amount of time
it might take for them to uh you mover there, Yeah,
move everything and make factories to be able to develop

(54:25):
all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Well, hold on to the iPhone you have now, take
good care of it might.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Be a minute, yeah, exactly, being like my parents have
the iPhone four for real, still.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Rocking the well.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Meta Platforms said yesterday that Instagram users under sixteen years
old will no longer be able to live stream or
unblurn nudity in dms unless they get permission from their parents.
Meta also says it'll be putting out more safeguards for
users under eighteen on Facebook and Messenger. This will includes
stuff like setting teen accounts to private by default, blocking

(54:56):
private messages from strangers, strict limits on sensitive content like
fight videos, reminders to get off the app after an hour,
and stopping notification during bedtime hours. These changes will roll
out here before going global in the next few months,
and Mena just launched their teen account program for Instagram
back in September, So this is like a thing now.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Yeah, the state of California.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
State of California had teen Uber and then they Uber
stopped it because California was requiring some extra.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Not safeguards.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I'd get some extra background fingerprinting things like that, and
they're like, well, if we have to go through all that, like,
there's no way we're gonna be able to do that
and make it make sense business wise and everything else.
So they just said, well, not in the state of California,
So what big market.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
They can't do it in the hot thing in San
Francisco where they're testing all the driver's cars is just
setting the kids in the car because there's no driver
in there. Would your kids get in that say everything?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Yeah, they would, I would rules.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
They wouldn't care. Yeah, they probably think it was fun.
It was fun. And some people think it's sad though,
because the kids are going to like practice or like
games on their own and they say, like the big
part of the development with parents is that ride home
of them like going over the game and talking about
like you know, did you win lose?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Stuff like that, but when you got home, but doesn't matter,
like the Uber drivers will still pick up whoever there
is there to get picked up. They'll pick them up
short of being like a toddler, but if it's a teenager,
they'll pick them up.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
But they don't have those precautions in place anymore.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
No, because it was like they had to have a
certain number of rides, like the drivers who were picking
up for teen Uber and still all the states and
cities and everything else where they still do it. They
had to have a certain number of rides, and they
had to have a five star rating. That was the qualification.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
But who wants to go through all that to pick
up teenagers? But I'm saying those are those two things.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
After that they say, now like if you're going to
be in the state of California, there's a I think
there's a couple other places too, where they were requiring
us to all the drivers who would be pick up
teens would have to have going for fingerprinting and some
other additional background stuff. And they're saying logistically like it's
too much, we can't pull that off, so we're just
not going to offer the service, and here comes driverless

(57:14):
cars exactly.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Well, a guy in Florida was executed yesterday for the
brutal murder of a Miami Herald employee back in two thousand.
This guy kidnapped the woman during her lunch break, drove
to the Florida Keys, and ended up strangling her. He
later confessed and even showed cops where to find the body,
and before he was put down, whenever you want to
call him, he apologized to the woman's family.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Quoted a Bible verse. But listen to this.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
His lawyers had tried to argue that he was too
obese and in too much pain to be executed humanely,
you know, like the woman was executing, right.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
The courts weren't buying this.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
They executed him with that three drug injection.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
This just make the guy eat salad. He'll kill himself.
Put him on the strips like salad diet.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
He'll kill himself for a reason to live.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
This is his This is Florida's third execution this year.
And do you want to know what his last meal
was because I had to look it up. If he
was said Pattie, Yeah, this tracks bacon, candy and ice cream.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Dsh Okay, let's say menace was a murderer, Okay, yes, right,
And you're on death row and they're gonna put you
to death. Yes, but here's the way they're going to
do it. They're restricting you to a diet of only hummus,
Like we don't have to hummus and zucchini bread makes

(58:36):
a field green. I'll save you the injections. Interesting, I'm
trying to think of the other stuff he bitches about.
Constant will have a meeting. Oh there's yeah, there's a
there's food at the meeting, and he's like.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
The worldly we are bringing some actual food.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Well, remember during the challenge his biggest problem with the
coleslaw wasn't Greg's toe, it was the carrot. Well, we
were just talking about uber and these are always fun.
Ubers twenty twenty four Lost and Found indexes out and
the most common forgotten items include, you know, keys and
wallets and phones, with approximately one point seven million smartphones

(59:20):
left in ubers just last year. But some of the
craziest things people left behind include ten live lobsters, a urinoal,
a viking drinking horn, breast milk, a pet turtle, a chainsaw,
a unicycle, a traffic cone, a plunger, a sewing machine,

(59:40):
sammy oh no, a five gallon bucket of beans, sea bass,
one hundred and seventy five sliders.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
And a bucket of feta, A bucket, a bucket oft Like,
how would you how would you forget? Smell it?

Speaker 7 (59:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
The sliders? Yeah, I mean don't they have the boxes
from white Castle?

Speaker 13 (01:00:02):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Crave case?

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Yeah yes, if you have that many you're waisted and
just fell out of the car and didn't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Oh dude, one hundred and twenty five shake shacks. There's
shake Shack sliders. Oh that is a crime. That's about
five thousand dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh speaking shake shack,
have you seen that? Like, I've never tried it. You've
been talking about it online for about a year. I
could see have you seen that?

Speaker 14 (01:00:28):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Do you buy chocolate?

Speaker 12 (01:00:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Did I not just tell you the other day?

Speaker 12 (01:00:32):
This was it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
We were talking about this, like how is menace not
all over things?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
I had something about it. I've never been able to
like get my hands on the chocolate, but I've been
aware of it for about a year and now shake
Shack is making shakes out of it. Do you buy chocolate?
Is chocolate? It's stuffed with this green looks like baby
looks like baby poop.

Speaker 16 (01:00:51):
Yeah, it looks like pesto. Yeah, I don't know what
like weed. If it's like some kind of vegetable out
we got to get people rave about it. It's a
pistachio cream, but I've been never.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Been able to find it anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
All right, well that'll be our next project. And that's
what's going on, Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I thank you very much, Gina grad More Woodie Show
coming up next, Hang on right back.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
The Woody Show. All right, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
You know, we're always sitting here trying to think of
ideas of stuff that we could do. Hey, what would
be fun or you know menace walking forty one miles
or you know, just the dumb stuff that we do
on the show, right, yeah, and the radio station all
the time. Well, what kind of fun event can we
come up with that you know people will want to
come out to and yeah, always a big deal. Well

(01:01:52):
there's this guy in New Zealand and there was this
huge crowd that turned out to watch this dude fold
a fitted sheet.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
It was an outdoor shopping area and over seven hundred
people were there. What oh my and lucky for us,
some of them recorded the excitement. Here's again just a
guy folding a fitted sheet.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
Here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
I should also let you know before anybody freaks out
on the dump button, they're saying, fold that sheet, fold
that sheet. Meanwhile, Wow, we're sitting in hours long meeting,

(01:02:46):
I mean with a management and all the executive types,
and you know, what should we do for our next
big event? They're thinking about, Oh, well, we're gonna come
up with this big thing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
We're gonna have all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
These celebrities that show up and it's gonna be broadcast.
It's gonna shows up with the folded sheet too hard.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Well, that's the thing is, we need to be ironic
kipster comedians, and then people would do this. Yeah, I
mean folded cheek.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Although I've watched so many videos on how to fold
a fitted sheet given up and the way that they
do it in the video, it's like flat and perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Yeah, like a corner tucks into the other corner and
I did that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
I can get it mostly flat.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
I've watched it, like you put the two things together,
the one side flips over the other and then the
bottoms twisted. I'm like, how the hell they made it
look so easy? It's like a slide of hand trick.
I just roll it up or that's how I started doing.
Who cares, That's how I started doing. It's like whatever,
roll it and it goes in. It goes into like
a you know, cabinet or something that I'm not even
gonna see.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Well Greg, If Greg says just roll it up, who cares?

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
I call it throws off the look of the living closet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
So after I ball it up, all I do is
you throw cram it somewhere and then when you want
to use it, throw the dryer.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
And also I knew a woman who was I think
she was Russian, and she said it was very everyone
did it? Who irons her sheets?

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Oh my grandma did that?

Speaker 12 (01:04:05):
You did?

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
I've done it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
For what purpose?

Speaker 11 (01:04:09):
Because they needed to be ironed?

Speaker 10 (01:04:11):
They were wrinkly, and you know what, it felt amazing.
I remember doing it in college and was like, you
know what, I'm ironing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Why they did a little bit time. But I like
to iron and put the aesthetics. It looks really nice.
Looks it looks nice. It feels better.

Speaker 11 (01:04:26):
Everything to me that's ironed feels better.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Couldn't you just pull the sheets tight. Yeah, like military style.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Making a bed isn't a fitted sheet basically self ironing.
Once you put it on the mattresstching it, you could still.

Speaker 11 (01:04:40):
See the wrinkles even though it was pulled it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
More wood shows coming up. He took a doll of mayonnaise,
slapped it down on the.

Speaker 11 (01:04:50):
Leather couch and stuck his fare butt on it and
like wiggled it around.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
We'll be right back tomorrow. Also is the Menace in
Bart meet up. Yeah, come on through.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
I'm hungry.

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Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
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Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
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Appreciate shit being here with us today. Phones open eight
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You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. I want to get into this this topic.

(01:05:41):
It's a I hate to break it to you, but
now Greg had his situation, any situation.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
The update with that the garbage cans. One, well, there's
two main offenders that are side by side houses. One
has kind of gotten better. They still have what I
call the indoor trash can right by their mail box. Yeah,
but then the one to the house to the right
of that, they still leave their cans out seven days
a week, twenty four to seven. Okay, and it still
looks dumpy, and it's still in the way, it's out

(01:06:09):
the street. Who hadn't heard the situation, you know, Grace
got these neighbors. It's like, you're supposed to put the
trash cans out the day that the trash gets picked up, yep,
But it's out there all the time, and it just
keeps getting bigger and bigger. They had more and more cans.
They have stuff outside sitting outside of the trash cans.
And then the Sea Bass went and put the postcards

(01:06:32):
in the mail pictures of their trash cans in front
of their house on a postcard with attention. Attention, you
disgusting pigs that live at this address. Maybe you don't
understand like how things work, but they rose.

Speaker 7 (01:06:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
And so here's here's something that I don't do every day.
I am I am siding with a homeowner's association. That
is not that is not a thing that I I
normally do, but I'm doing it in this situation as
woman in South Jersey, she is beefing with her HOA
over her chickens.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
I'm sorry, her emotional support chickens use that's her. It's yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
It's gotten to the point where she's even lawyered up here.
She is in the news with her lawyer telling her
side of the story.

Speaker 14 (01:07:21):
We received an email from the board saying that we
weren't allowed to have them, we weren't allowed to have
our coop, and that we needed to get rid of
them immediately. And then they served us with a lawsuit
and we've been in court ever since. It's almost three
years now.

Speaker 15 (01:07:32):
During depositions, you know, opposing counsel was asking ask LORI,
do you kiss your chickens? And I mean, it's just
I think that kind of shows to your point that, yeah,
people aren't taking this seriously because it's chickens. It's cute,
it's a little funny, it's a little odd.

Speaker 13 (01:07:50):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
And she, by the way, she saw a big improvement
in her PTSD symptoms after getting the chickens. The overused word, right,
I mean unless you were at war, Yeah, if you
were in the military PTSD.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
I don't get how like I'm anti HOA because like
I don't if I pay for my house, I don't
want to be told what color I can paint the door.
But that I know I wouldn't be a good fit
for that neighborhood. Why is she in this neighborhood?

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
She's got to go. Okay, now here's the thing. I
live in a neighborhood with an HOA.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
And yes, they are paying in the ass about things
that they shouldn't be a pain in the ass about. However,
we have that neighbor a few houses down who has
that giant pig? Yes, oh right right, And the person
who lives next door to them drives them nuts because
the thing will make these noises. He looks, he wakes
up in the morning, says, he opens up his bedroom
blinds for the master bedroom. I'm sorry, the primary bedroom

(01:08:46):
break yes, okay, and he looks outside he's like, oh,
what a beautiful day. And then you know, kind of
looks down and sees this giant pig.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Where the hell do I live?

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
So, yeah, I'm gonna use this as my I hate
to break it to you because I know it's very
popular now. I hate to break it to you, but
if you have farm animals in a suburban neighborhood, that's trashy. Yeah,
like the neighbor who's got the pig trashy. You got
chickens and you don't live out in like a rural area,
trashy backyard chickens they have a name, right, yeah, Okay,

(01:09:17):
what about duck trash? What about bees trashy?

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Yeah, you're like a bee keeperes.

Speaker 5 (01:09:29):
He's a chef, so he makes his own honey, so
he gets they don't bother anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Bees like it's like a birdhouse, like a small version.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Yeah, there was big boxes, like with these wooden boxes.
So there's no right or wrong answer. It's just my opinion.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
You can't agree or disagree. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
I'm sure I'm going to agree or disagree with other
ones that people have. But I hate to break it
to you, but if you have farm animals in a
suburban or city industr you know, like urban suburban or
urban neighborhood, that's trashy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Yeah, but baby goats trashy, babe. The problem with chickens
is roosters because there's noise and chickens are not cute.

Speaker 11 (01:10:09):
What if it's a suburban area, but you have like
two acres, uh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Two acres acres suburban because I that's.

Speaker 10 (01:10:19):
How I grew up, was I had about two acres
so to my neighbor. We weren't spread far apart like
it went well, no, it went like further back. But
it's mostly woods and stuff like that, right, but you're
still yeah, but you're still next to and he had
a bunch of chickens and turkeys and rabbits and all
this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
Sounds Yeah, you're not like you couldn't throw something from
one window to the other.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
And catch it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
If you have two acres, that's plenty of space. Yeah,
and that's not suburbs. Yeah, that's definitely more like a
massive lot that is huge.

Speaker 10 (01:10:50):
Yeah, but again most of it isn't really usable. It
was still very much next door.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
You are still hereous two acres, yeah, just because it
I think I think suburbs, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Everybody are connected to each more than a quarter or
a half like subdivisions.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Yeah, right, what he lives in the suburbs?

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
I haven't hate to shine pigs yet.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
Door doesn't do anything about the people that park in
front of the mailboxes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
Oh no, yeah, they don't do a thing about a
lot of the stuff. But the stuff that you know,
you would want them to do something about, they don't, Right,
they're gross.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
So I hate to break it to you, but it
doesn't have to be something with neighbors or anything that.
It could be anything. I think one of the other
ones I mentioned before. I hate to break it to you,
but white people dreads are not for us. I've never
seen a cool looking white person with dreads. I go, wow,
that looks really good, and it looks it looks terrible.
He's not saying this from any kind of culture appropriation thing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
It just looks bad.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
It looks dumb like white like black dudes all day
could pull off the dreads.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
It looks great and it smells bad because my college
boyfriend had him and had to put peanut butter hair
to get job.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
That's That's the other thing, too, is it's not often
it's a lookst thing. It's a lifestyle things for hip hippies.
All right, So what's your I hate to break it
to you. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
What if you'd like to share one, we'll go around
the room. You can send us a text the woody.
I hate to break it to you, but nobody looks

(01:12:22):
good with the stupid lip injections. Even slight ones look ridiculous.
That's coming in from the two to one three.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Well, yeah, it made Kylie Jenner a billionaire.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Oh yeah, because a bunch of peoplere dumb. Yeah, and
they're like, oh, I want to look like none. Yeah,
So I hate to I hate to break it to you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Yeah, you definitely shouldn't be able to tell Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Eight seven, seven forty four. What if you want to
call with yours? Send your text over to two to
ninety seven. We're gonna say sea beast.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Oh yeah, that's I've said before. That will be the
bell bottom jeans of this decade, is these stupid fish
lips because I see.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
It all the time on women who just don't need it. Yeah,
let's see. I hate to break it to you, but
just because you have your blinker on doesn't mean you
get to go. It's like I warned you, yeah, yeah,
but don't be a dick. Yeah. Also, no matter how
hard I try to go back, I hate to break

(01:13:15):
it to you. But Chipotle is just mid Man.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
It used to be all about Chiple I.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
I I come and go, and then I'm like, I
give it another chance, and I think like, oh, it's
gonna be good. It's just not It's just not good. Yeah,
And you tried them out again. You tried them Barbacoa
joints memos. I did. And then it's is just like, nah,
why am I doing this? Why might keep on forcing myself?
There's other places some.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Melancholy about it. Yeah, so mid Yeah, Greg, what do
you got for? I hate to break it to I
hate to break it to you, but we all, and
I mean all of us have enough stuff. We saw
a recent piece on the news of the New Trader
Joe's pastel tote bags and people for you have enough.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
Tote bags, You have enough water bottles, you have enough toys,
you have enough stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
Everybody, we have enough stock. What about stop and you
not here? It's for Easter and it's a mini size
care like three unless permission. But I'm holding sea bass.

Speaker 11 (01:14:31):
Don't touch my stailing cut like we can.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
All green stripes though we've been knowing about this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Yeah, it wasn't in the room when She shared her
weekend cheer and jeer when Yeah, her sister got it
for cheer.

Speaker 11 (01:14:44):
It was a gift for Easter.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
And then the uh, that new Nintendo switch that's coming
out that the world's been talking to it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
We have enough stock.

Speaker 8 (01:14:52):
I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
We gotta hate to break it you. And also, if
you have a baby, we know you're tired, we know,
so I hate to break it to you, but if
you chose to have a kid, you're gonna be tired.

Speaker 14 (01:15:05):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Also, can I jump on that train? Just because you're
a parent, you don't run everything. You don't run airplanes
like you don't tell people where to sit, You don't
run restaurants. You know, like, you can't just do whatever
you want. You can't leave your carts out, as we
learned this week, you can't just leave your carts out.
You don't run the world just because you're a parent.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Yeah, let's go to Jimmy here on the phones eight
seven seven forty four wood.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
He is the phone number. Good morning, Jimmy, good morning,
good morning. I hate to break it to What do
you got for us?

Speaker 8 (01:15:39):
I hate to break it to you, but if you
go out to check your mail in a bathrobe, tennis
shoes and panty hose. You hate to break it to
you could just put on pants or sweatpants. Nobody wants
to see you an old lady out in panty hose
and a bathrobe checking her.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Mail sounds very specific. Yeah, I see that like all
the time. Always never this one person.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Okay, so there, you have a neighbor who does this,
or your wife does it following Oh no no no no, no,
no no no.

Speaker 8 (01:16:12):
My wife is three ft eleven. She couldn't get away
with that. But well yeah she she sorts.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
Okay, yeah, she can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
I got one that might be controversial. Callers are never good.

Speaker 6 (01:16:32):
Trying.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
It's just like that. Well, my buck is full of uranium.
I let's drink it, all right, let's move on to that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
I got one. If you belittle a waiter, you deserve
whatever they do to your food, get in it. I
don't care put put something you're allergic to in it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I am so sick of people trying to like impress
their date or impress their friends by being rude to
wait staff. I can't take it.

Speaker 8 (01:17:00):
You people.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Let me impressed him. You know who it always is.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
It's always somebody's friend who's dating a new guy, and
the guys like acting like a.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Total just a tool jay off. Yeah, and like what's
wrong with you and what's wrong with.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Her for picking it? Like is that how you impress
her friends? So I don't care what they do to
your food at that point.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Also, yeah, my son tells me a lot of stories.
He works at an amusement park and he works in foods.
They have him at the different you know, they move
him around to different areas of the parts the one place.
It's it everywhere problem, yeah, you know, and they're they're
getting really pissed at this fifteen year old kid who
just took the order.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
I hate that he didn't have.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Anything to do with preparing the food. He doesn't have
anything to do with how long it's going to take
before it comes out. And he tells us some of
the stuff. These people just walk up and say to
him and freaking out and throwing things and throwing things.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Yeah, that's a huge trend.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Yeah, they'll something just kind of throw it back behind
the counter.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
That's what I'm talking about. The little tantrum.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
All the people that are like going insane on like
fast food workers, and stuff. I don't care what they
do to your food at that point.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Yeah, and Gregor, are you saying that people have enough
stuff because you want everybody to park in their garage
and stop storing stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
That's a good side.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
I hate to break it to but if you thought
the tech you have a garage and you don't park
in it, you have a mental disorder.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Seas. Hate to break it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Mine is going to be very much similar to Greg's
because I just saw this this week. Hate to break
it to you, but if you own a designer brand
T shirt anything with the logo of the company on it,
and you think that's fancy, it's doing the exact opposite.
It's showing you that you are a trashy moron. Because
I busted a guy doing carton arks and he walks
out of his you know, Mercedes whatever wagon, which looks hideous.

(01:18:48):
By the way, he's wearing something menace.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
You might know this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
It's bal mom parie b A l m A I
Ball Main Ball Main, I guess, And it's.

Speaker 8 (01:18:56):
Just it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
A black T shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
I looked at use people started commenting on, oh my god,
he's got a blah blah blah no that medicin pronounce
by the way, Yeah, yeah, five hundred and fifty dollars
for a Ray T shirt that just says the bread
And every time I see a Gucci T shirt or
those are so or this dude, Well, you go to
certain parts of Vegas and all the trashy foreigners wear them.
You look like a moron, and you're doing the exact

(01:19:20):
opposite of what you're trying to accomplish, which is to
look cool and swapping. Dude, exactly, you think you're flexing and.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Called quiet luxury, look into it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
It's called conscious consumer, conspicuous consumption, I should say. And
it's very much like what Greg just said, Like stop
falling for the new Easter themed Trader Joe's bag bag
soon too, and then you're gonna say, oh my god,
it's cute.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
I stop just buying things to buy things, menace. What
I haven't bought anything lately?

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Oh really, mister, I need size ten and a half
easies black color. Years ago, I was, but it's a
new thing every years, this and that, and stop it. Everyone,
stop it only by my things, see, And I feel.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
Like it's therapeutic for a lot of people to finally say,
because you sit there and you bite your tongue, you're like,
you know what, whatever neighbors got the pig and you've
yourself so trashy farm animals in the suburbs. Here's a
text message seventy one four. I hate to break it
to you, but just because you work out doesn't make
you an influencer.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yes, if you're if you're filming yourself in the gym
at all, you should be kick You should lose your membership.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
You should be kicked out because what you're doing is.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Number one, you're probably not doing the exercocks correctly, and
number two, no one cares about you doing six have
bad squats.

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
And you know what's the equivalent of posting yourself brushing
your teeth. It's just maintenance of your body.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
It's the version of it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
It's the version of taking a photo of every meali
you eat. You're doing very mediocre, as Menace would say,
mid workouts.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
And you have to video that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Why which Greg, thank you for reminding me. My body
is due for its maintenance, bringing it from maintain. I
hate to break it to you, but not everyone wants
to be married with kids. It's not an accomplishment. It's
a choice completely. It's not a popular thing anymore. Quite frankly,
hate to break it to you, but women cheat more

(01:21:20):
than men do. It's from the nine to seven to two,
that's true. I think they cheat just as much. I
don't ever buy that whole thing about well, when it
comes to stuff like that sex, you know, I think
it's a it's a human thing, it's a desire thing.
Women may not vocalize it as much. But you can't
tell me they're not thinking about it, because so the

(01:21:43):
only thing about when they get around their girlfriends or
they're reading cause, because that's what everything in those magazines
for that are aimed at chicks is about. Yeah, it's
all the articles about ten ways to make him, you know,
curl his toes. You know, it's like all that's what
all those articles and stuff about when you see those
those women's magazines.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
So you can't maybe they just don't talk about it
as well. Gross is like maybe the guys will or.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
The numbers say that men it's like four or five
times as many. Yeah, because just think about it. Bio Biologically,
the risk for a man for cheating is way less
than the risk for a woman for.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Cheating well, and also Greg loves this word, so I'm
going to say it. It's all about the biological desire
to spread your seat exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Yeah, but who has the better opportunity to cheat?

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
It'd be women.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
See, of course women have the I As we said,
any woman who's not disgusting can walk outside and have
sex and ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
We also see people online who are in relationships and
they're disgusting, so.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
They're But the point being is that women just don't
want to as much again because it's the cost is
so much higher for them if things go on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Yeah, there ain't no lady Genghis Collins out there. You
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
Well, I think we can all agree. Though I hate
to break it to you. Women are sloppier than men.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Oh, I think there's so much except for Sammy who
blows out the curve.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Yeah, I don't think that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
I am.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
She's irony bit. Yeah, I just don't have a lot
of space.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Your desk is kind of a catch all for the
whole Oh my god, that desk.

Speaker 11 (01:23:03):
Yeah, I just ignore it and got my backpack there
in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
But I don't she doesn't claim that space.

Speaker 5 (01:23:07):
No, car by a woman's bedroom, woman's bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
So, by the way, Greg, she doesn't she does not
keep her piles organized on her desk. That's she throws
them willingly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Yeah. Nine five one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
I hate to break it to you, but you're a
pos when you're done with your snacks and your drinks
at a movie and when the movie's over, you get
up and everything on your lap, from your drinks, in
the popcorn, the wrappers and everything just fall on the ground.
You walk away like nothing happens.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Yes, people have advocated this as a cart nark spin off,
and there's so there's some pushback on this because they
give the excuse.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Well, they pay people to clean up. Yeah, but they
also they have a trash can at the entrance, and
you know what it's.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
There for, right, We pay firemen to put out fires,
So let's just set fires.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
If it's like a kernel of corner, you know, like
just like some random kind of like a little piece
of the corner of the wrapping from the candy that
you had and you couldn't see it in the dark,
I get it. But like when you're leaving the big
popcorn bucket there and all the cups and drink up
on the floor.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Yeah, yeah, we somebody was sitting in our ticket in
our seats when we went to a baseball game, and
really they were like oh and left mountains of trash
that we then had to sit in. Like those people
are those people are animals agreed than agreed.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I hate to break it to you, but joining MENSA
doesn't make you better than anyone. That's from the eight
one eight.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
My definition it does. It means the definition of smarter
better the Woody Show, Hi, welcome back.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
A couple of follow ups to hate to break it
to you, and yeah, by the way, on the MENSA thing,
the person said in uh, just because you have you
know you're in MENSA whatever, I forget exactly how they said.
It's basically just because you're maybe you're a better person anybody.
And this one said Sea Best's claim to being a

(01:24:52):
member of MENSA the equivalent of Al Bundy's three touchdowns
in one game for Poul Kai neat story, but has
absolutely no substance or relevance to your adult life and occupation.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
I think anybody here can answer to that one.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Because the person whose job it is to like analyze
things talk about stuff figure situations out.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
So being smart doesn't help with that, Okay, all right?
Three two three.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
I hate to break it to you, but just because
you lift heavy weight to the gym doesn't mean you
can kick anybody's ass.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
That's true, but it does give you it's it's it's
uh one of the power. Yeah, it's it's you. You
you stay out of fights by being big. I hate
to break it to you, but the boo boo dolls
are ugly and a waste of money.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Go all in on the boo dude, but yeah, you
know the stocks are down, time to invest. Yeah, let's
let's just go straight thet boo boo. Yeah. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
So I have this, uh, I have this story here
and I want to find because I do, I do
have a clip that goes along with it here. So
this is the second time this year has happened. But
there's a story about a little kid getting into his
grandfather's ashes and eating them. What the most recent one,
and there is video of the aftermath. This kid had

(01:26:02):
opened the urn and got ashes everywhere, I mean all
over everything, all over himself. It was around his mouth.
You know when you see a kid like what have
you been eating like cheeto.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Dust all over like.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Yeah, he didn't open it up with a spoon, but
he certainly did consume some of it. Oh he got
into the Yeah, so uh, here's here's the club.

Speaker 12 (01:26:22):
This is the mom.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
The mom was mortified, as you can imagine. Here some
washing a few minutes later.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
I have to mention fun with an accent. Accent, fun accent, sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
To some washing went a few minutes later and he
had had it over his mouth. I was in complete shock.
Oh my god, when your son eats she died, as
is my son hussy and my dad's lashers.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Dude, Greg, did you catch me? Uh, when your son
eats your dad's ashes? People are starting to talk like
TikTok video?

Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
She said, I.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
What about Then she's showing, she's showing the aftermath. And
this has been because I think there's a visual reference,
because that this is basically this is what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
The sentence would be, my son ate my dad's ashes
exactly when there's visuals.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
I don't understand how you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
Get people are now speaking like captions on social media anyway,
But what he.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Was making, so she was showing it the ashes all
over the place. I mean, because it is all over
the couch, all over the floor. You see the urn
tipped over, and it's just it's everywhere, everywhere. So I
think it gives it to the context that it needs
to have.

Speaker 5 (01:27:39):
I don't know she should have said p O V.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
When your son.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
She says, uh, she doesn't think he ate that much,
that he just like maybe tasted it, spat it out
and played with it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
But I was with him forever.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Yeah, a couple he's gonna crap grandpa. A couple of
months ago, there was another story where another toddler had
emptied out a makeshift earn and you know, by the way,
everyone's got a cute name for their grandparents, it was
his peapaw's ashes.

Speaker 5 (01:28:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
The mom vacuumed the mess up before she realized what
the dust was and then realized that the.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Kid may have eaten some of that too, tasting Grandpa
kids are gross.

Speaker 5 (01:28:21):
If I was a grandpa, I would say, you are
not calling me pipa.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's a dumb one.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
I don't I don't like that one.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Would you call it?

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
But you had names for your grandparents like the Russian.

Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
Uh yeah, Babishka and ja.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Okay, but you don't like peapaw, but that's grandma and
grandpa exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
And then AmAm on apapa that's Estonia.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
M Okay, that makes more sense. Why did you just
say grandpa, Greg?

Speaker 7 (01:28:47):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
Grandma?

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
That's weird?

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
We got more.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
What the show coming up?

Speaker 4 (01:28:54):
Hanging?

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
Hey? Do you feel like you could be a slat
Woody show?

Speaker 8 (01:29:03):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
I don't care why you listen. If you listen, because
you love it listening to great as long as you're listening,
this is the Holy Show. A welcome back everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Hey, it is Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
It's April to ninth, Greg, Today's National Cherish and Antique Day.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
I will I will do that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
Have you been to antiquately? Not too recently. I used
to find that to be so damn boring. Now yeah,
he's come around to It's one of those things that
he used to hate but now he likes.

Speaker 7 (01:29:33):
Yeah, I hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
And there's things that you used to like but now
you hate. That's anti Really you were an antiquer, Yeah,
I mean I thought it was fun. Now I'm so over.
Samue likes old crap.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
I do.

Speaker 12 (01:29:43):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
I find it very relaxing.

Speaker 11 (01:29:45):
I love just walking through and listening to the music
and looking at all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
I love it much. I just did it like a
couple of t Look how all this is?

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
I know, right? You just look at it. You don't
have to buy anything.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Today is Library Outreach Day. Oh okay, also boring things Days.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
Yeah, check on your library, make sure they're good, make
sure the are okay.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
It's Education and Sharing Day. Another one international as MR Day.
Is that where people whisper and make sounds. No, I
don't like it, don't either, Uh, Gina. It's National Mature
Woman's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Excuse me, you're mature?

Speaker 8 (01:30:23):
What you are?

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
You immature? I'm immature. How it starts? And it's National
Unicorn Day. Shouts to unicorn, shout them out.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
Birthday's got the porn of birthday coming up here in
just a few minutes. Menace has the latest in the
world of entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Yeah, and Prince Harry allegedly didn't even know that his
alleged father, King Charles his actual father. Well, have you
been following the consracy series of Diana was allegedly hooking
up with her doctor who strikingly looks like Prince Harry.

Speaker 13 (01:30:55):
Literally copy and paste carbon copy. Yeah, yeah, insane. But
Prince Charles or a King Charles. Sorry, it's so weird
for me to say. King Charles was briefly hospitalized because
he had some complications with his cancer. Yeah, cancer treatment,
and apparently Harry didn't even know about it until he

(01:31:16):
saw it in the news that Charles in there. So
I guess they're not on crazy speaking terms right now.
But in others, so bad for them, you know, yeah,
I can hear about how tough like Harry and what's
his wife's name, Megan.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Megan, Megan Sussex.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
How difficult, how difficult their life is, like, can you
imagine what a bummer?

Speaker 5 (01:31:36):
How terrible?

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
It's awful. Well, in other news for Sammy, yes, Terrence
Howard says that did he try to have sex with them?
I believe it recently, Oh, for the past couple of
years he's been killing Now. He just recently did a
podcast and he said that did he was hitting up,
hitting him up for weeks and weeks and weeks, saying
that he wanted some acting lessons. But when he went

(01:31:59):
to go visit he at the house, did he just
sat there and stared at him like came on like
what's going on, and so I won't tell anybody. And
Terrence Howard's assistants like, dude, I think he wants to
have sex with you. Okay, So this is this is
a lot of what kind of what Kevin Spacey is
alleged to have done. Is apparently all these gay predators,
that's what they do. Is they invite you over kind

(01:32:20):
of alone in their rich place and then it's just
you and them.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
Under the guys of like professional exactly. Yeah, let's talk
about the industry.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
Yeah exactly. And one of my gay buddies says, like
the way that they hook up, like in the clubs,
they don't really even talk. They just have to stare
at each other and then they just leave the club
and have sex. Nice accurate.

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
I didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
Is that how worse thing? Okay? Yeah, I can't confirm.
It could have been just the stare. But anyways, Terence
said that he turned down the offer, allege offer, and
it hurt his career.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
Oh I did see something, and I figured, I mean
might be interested in this, uh huh, because number one,
it's country music. So Meghan Morinie Maroni Manorious all right,
all right, so she changed lyrics in her song Miss
Universe at a show she just did in Alabama, and
I guess it mentions Brad Pitt in the song and

(01:33:19):
the line I guess usually goes, I'd have left him
first if I'd met Brad Pitt, But instead she replaced
Brad Pitt with Glenn Powell.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Oh okay, and now and now the internet wants in
the date busy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
They even mentioned in the article here Glenn is everyone's
favorite internet boyfriend these days with movies like Top Gun
and Twisters. So here's hoping that this video of Megan
finds its way to Glenn.

Speaker 10 (01:33:48):
I think that Meghan Maroney has been has been trying
to get together with Glenn Powell for like a while now.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
She was the one. Yeah, there was a.

Speaker 10 (01:33:56):
Female country artist and I think it was Megan Roney
who was tweeting at him and stuff, just really trying
to date him and not work.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Well, didn't Didn't that work for Travis Kelsey, wasn't he?
He sent some message via friendship bracelet to Taylor Swift
when she came to Kansas City for her show.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
What He's a real teenage girl over here? I know
that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
I just because I thought it was such a weird
thing for like Travis Kelcey to be setting a friendship bracelet.

Speaker 3 (01:34:22):
I mean, but that's her. That's her thing that stood out.

Speaker 10 (01:34:25):
Yeah, that was her thing, and she reached out to
him though right after that one time, I just looked
it up. Megan Maroney tweeted a year ago saying, Glenn Powell,
do you want a song written about you asking for
a friend?

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
Well there it is? Is that too thirsty?

Speaker 8 (01:34:39):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
I clearly never heard of this woman until today, And
I'm looking at and she looks like the kind of
person that would have a chance with Glenn Powell.

Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
You mean, anybody who's hot. She is attractive. Yeah, she
looks a.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
Lot like she know, she looks like my friend Nicki Williams.
She's like that small blonde cheerleader type. Oh there you go,
Sammy twenty seven years old. He's so busy with the
small blonde cheerleader type.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
Elizabeth Olsen eyes. You know that Sidney Sweeney. Did you
see that photo of her with some other celebrity for
like a week ago? Or her boobs are like coming
out her throat? Yeah? I support it, all right, something
like that. Yeah, they've been like that, son, I guess
kind of in the same realm. I'm going to jump
to this other story. Did you see that Mark Hoppis

(01:35:22):
He has a book coming out, it's called Fahrenheit one two,
and he talked about how Melissa Joan Hart was kind
of thirsty for him, and she started reaching out to
him through like some pr people because she found out
that there were going to be at the Teen Choice
Awards at the same time and she wanted to hang out.
So they ended up hanging out and going to sushi afterwards,

(01:35:44):
and then she invited him to go to her home
and take a tour. See that's a move right there. Yeah,
would like to tour my homes take it to take it.
And he said that she was kind of implying like
they should get into the hot tub, but he said,
I actually have an early morning the next morning, so
she just wropped them off. You, dude, will ever say

(01:36:07):
that if they're at all interested, does she have like
some hay bush or something. I don't know, dude, but
I would have gotten that hot I would have gotten
that hot tub right away. But apparently morning. But okay,
So then he says that she dropped him back off
at his hotel, and when he was at his hotel,

(01:36:28):
he checked his voicemail and it was a voicemail from
his future wife talking about how they should hang out
already in love. So yeah, I don't know if they
were dating already or whatever, but they just said that
called Fahrenheit two fire, Fahrenheit one, ay two, check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
I want to hear about this house tour exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:36:51):
But hold on, let's say, let's say you do have
sex with Melissa Joan Hart, that voicemail is still going
to be there the next morning, speak on it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
So like, way, what's what the all these like dudes
like who have chicks coming after them, I know, hitting
on them.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
You know that I'm positioning them? What's that like? I know, Wow,
this seems pretty famous.

Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
People not realize you don't have to date fellow famous
People's like.

Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
That's always wasn't there some I think it's a female celebrity.
There's some female celebritya del ruler. Yeah, whatever, that's awesome,
That's what I'm thinking of.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
She's always been just married.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
An alligator boat captain. She dated the guy from Live
PD of all things.

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
Yeah, and I agree, with that. Brenda Lambert did that too.

Speaker 11 (01:37:42):
After she divorced Blake Shelton, she married a.

Speaker 5 (01:37:44):
Cop, good, regular guy, possible famous people.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
I just realize right now that I've never seen a
picture of Lonadel you have, yes, I have, not talking
about I'm looking at her right now.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
Not like concerts we hosted, hasn't Yeah, no, law Indel
Ruler right right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:02):
She's the best.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Yeah, I mean I know the name. I've heard some
of her songs. I mean she's pretty. She looks like, well,
she can't be pretty. She looks like and she does
this intentionally like a sixties like a Sally.

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
Yeah. And I'm biased because she called me an angel,
So I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
I don't see that sixties pin. I think a lot
of these I'm saying a lot of these people stat
egg Center art work, right, bands.

Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
She kind of looks like a young Priscilla Pressley.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Oh, she's literally the coolest person you'll ever meet.

Speaker 5 (01:38:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
But yeah, so she like more rockabilly. No, she's like
makeup kind of looks you know, emo alt Like, Yeah,
she's kind of like that. No, I just meant like her.
That's really good, seas it's pretty stuff. She's awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:38:50):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
How about this? Did you guys see that Elton John
and Madonna their feud has ended. I even know they
had a few, but apparently it's been going on for
twenty years. Too quick are because they were up for
an award for best writing or something back in the day,
for some European awards, and Eldon John back then called
her a hated away, a miserable fat cow. She did

(01:39:16):
not like that.

Speaker 5 (01:39:17):
Well, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
And I don't know if you saw this, but Ellen
John did SNL this past weekend and Madonna showed up
and they took a photo together and she was over.
So they're all good now. I know you've been worrying
about that. I didn't even know the happening.

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
And the caption was something along the lines of like,
oh the gay gods can rejoice, something like.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
That, Greg, These days, I don't see Madonna being worship
days are aware of for that much, I don't think.

Speaker 13 (01:39:45):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
They let a lot in delray, of course worship. Lady
Gaga is getting old for them, dude, she looks more
human photo remember her face deflated? Yeah? When did that happen?
Just no one was talking about it all of a
sudden she looked normal again.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
Because there were those pictures that came out. She looked
like somebody said, hey, draw a picture of an alien. Yeah,
and that's that was her look. Let's say you're crazy,
really allergic to beasticks. Yeah right, I'm looking at the
picture right now from uh she's looking yeah, and she
looks normal. That's what I would expect Madonna at her age.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Today to look like.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
Yeah, she looks okay, she looks good.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Yeah, all right, not Ben, all right, give me one
more story. One other person that Greg Gory is obsessed with.
That would be Adam Devine.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
I do love him.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
A star of Jackie. He was in picture Perfect, picture perfect, sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:40:47):
Pitch perfect, pitch singing, pitch perfect. You kept saying picture perfect,
and then he said picture perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
It's pitch perfect because it's about baseball, all right, either way,
Adam Devine, he rules, He is very nice. I haven't
met him in person as well. I didn't know this
and I just filed out last week, but he has
talked about it before that when he was a kid
he got hit by a cement truck.

Speaker 5 (01:41:12):
I only heard that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
Yeah, and I was watching an interview with him and
THEO Vaughan and he started going into detail about getting
hit by the cement truck, and he started lifting up
his pant legs and showing all the injuries that he
had from when he was a kid. It looks pretty crazy.
But then he also just shared a recent story with
another podcast that when he was recovering from that injury,

(01:41:37):
he was in a bathtub and he started joeing his
pinky toe fell off. Why yes, And he didn't realize
it until he saw it floating around in the bathtub.
His legs are his legs are pretty mangled from his injury,

(01:41:58):
so can he not feel his toes? He said, Even
when he did the interview with THEO Vaughn, when I
was talking to him, he was like, Hey, this deal,
just touch it. I can't even feel it. So he's
joeing in the bathtub and his pinky toe came off. Yeah,
you gotta look how mingled the ice he is.

Speaker 10 (01:42:17):
Yeah, he was in the hospital for a really long time,
I think years as a kid from that accident.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Yeah, that's a good one to end on. All right,
thank you very much, Mane. Time for your birthdays.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
Got show its shiverday. We're gonna let it's Shiver. We're
gonna sit page like it's Shiverday, and you know we
don't do bday, And we'll start with the celebrities.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Happy birthday to actress Kristin Stewart from A Twilight who's
thirty five. Cynthia Nixon, who is Miranda on Sex and
the City, she's fifty nine. Today it's Gerard Way from
My Chemical Romance is forty eight. Rudy Huxtable from the
Cosby Show. Keisha Knight Pullam is forty six. Is Said
Hempstead right, brand star on Game of Thrones, brand the

(01:43:02):
Broken and unlike Sea Bass, he's not a fan of
incestuous relations.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
Oh yeah, right, twenty six years old today. Dennis Quaid
is seventy one. I saw him at the airport recently.
Wey yeah, he has a little dog. He's a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (01:43:16):
Albert Hammond Junior from The Strokes he is forty five.
Little nas X is twenty eight. Leyton Measter, Oh yeah,
GOTSI girl, Yeah, thirty nine years old. Ellie Fanning, Dakota
Fanning's younger sister. She's been at a bunch stuff day.

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
Elle Fanning, Oh, el Fanny, Sorry, deliverer.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
Sai is on Yeah, she's twenty seven. Mark Pellegrino, who
is Jacob on Lost and bunch of other stuff, is
sixty years old. And we got to give a shout
out a former adult film actress and entrepreneur Jenna Jamison
who's fifty one.

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
Oh wows, but not.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
Your official porn of birthday today. Your porn of birthday
is Scarlet Chase and for day's birthday, girl, every day
is hump day. And she's been at it in one
hundred and seventy fine films, including Aching for Anal Volume twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
Isn't she was in hot.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Tub ping pong enemas sure, Yeah, Fisting Fairy volume one.
She was in hot tub toy machine.

Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
All right, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
Also, Nympho Cop wants my DNA Volume one and uh,
this is an interesting one. Who could forget her unforgetable
role in stuffing my entire schoolgirl uniform in my back
door and why she's got a lot of these stuffing videos.
If you look at her adult video database thing for

(01:44:32):
her resume, there's like five different stuffing ones, one just
with Panni's.

Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
Another one with the entire school girl uniform. I watched
this and see how she actually does Are any of
them with actual stuffing? No, she stuffs the uniform out there. Yeah,
she stuffs herself. Yeah does it work? All goodness? Gracious?
I mean it's not much of a uniform, but it's stuff.
But she gets it in there. How does it come out?
That's a scarlet Chase who's thirty years old with breakfast?

(01:45:01):
I really imagine. Yep, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
Yeah, she's thirty years old today, and that's your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that's a Wednesday morning. Look at
what's happening in entertainment here with the WOODI Show.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
In sensitivity training for a politically correct world show. I
don't care about your feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:45:20):
It's gonna do it for Wednesday, everybody, so fine, Today's
full show podcast and the Highlight fifteen to thirty minute
podcast podcast platform all your choice, or by going to
the woodieshow dot com. Uh, that's there waiting for you
tomorrow Thursday morning. We've got something where we had Morgan

(01:45:41):
go out with pictures from I'm not even sure who.
She started with a couple of the dudes on the
show asking women is this personable?

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
Now we've said for the longest.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
Time that we are the ugliest show on the radio,
and we look how people with food poisoning feel. We've
said that a number of times, but hey, you never know,
there's somebody for everybody. Maybe we'll be surprised maybe, and
we'll see. Because we couldn't send Sea Bass out to
do this, because you know they're not going to give
him a real answer, we have to send another woman
out there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46:13):
Yeah, you guys, bring your guard down that way, you know,
just between us. So that'll be tomorrow plus all the
trending news headlines. And if there's anything you got for
us between now tomorrow morning that you want to tell
us about, leave it on the after hours voicemail. That
number is eight seven seven forty four Woodie, Yes, Greg
Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
Yeah. The best gardeners get dirty, they make things grow,
and they take care of your seed.

Speaker 3 (01:46:38):
Well, they got hoes a different area codes your seedy.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
It's taken care of.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
I get.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
I didn't go through like a point in time where
I was really grossed out by the word seed.

Speaker 5 (01:46:52):
Yeah, remember that. I don't know, for.

Speaker 1 (01:46:54):
Whatever reason, it didn't sound right in my head and like,
do you ever have one of those words? Of course, yeah,
which is a weird word. You're like, it sounds so weird. Yeah,
not to mention that you think of like how eggs
for Greg? Yeah, like a woman has egg eggs Like
it's just like, yeah, sack for me, eggs, sack placenta.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
Oh yeah, like so just for me for a minute,
was seed?

Speaker 13 (01:47:16):
That was just.

Speaker 14 (01:47:19):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the what he show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we'd love it, appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it
and catch back here on Thursday. Have a great day.
S M D double M.

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
I quit this bitch,