FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 10th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
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Speaker 1 (00:44):
A good morning everybody, Good morning morning. I'd say's Thursday.
It's a pre Friday. It's April the tenth, twenty twenty five.
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show. Yeah, I'm Moddy.
That's great, Gory, Morningdy, this good morning to you. Good
morning Woody. Yep, we got the all right. Gina grad

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Medas is always the guy who jumps in like with
the the Greg Gory Hello or you. I'm here, I'm great,
Gory's hype man. That's right, I'm look. It's been established.
I understand that there's Gina gred Nothing for Gina, Huh,
I'm herway thank you. Yeah uh. There's a sea bass,
rap sads, wrap hands twirling around, you know, towels, Yeah,

(01:29):
rap towls. One hundred people on stage, all with microphones.
There's Sammy, Good morning Sammy. And we got Bort and
Menji there in the Woody Show production department. Morgan is
our associate producer. She is here. We got Vaughan. He's
our video producer. Yep, phones are open up, vagus the
strongest one. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you

(01:51):
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Uh, coming for you today. Morgan's got something
for us where she went out on the streets and
she talked to some female males and she brought more
pictures of the Woody Show, this time just the fellas.
Oh no, and she's gonna do it one at a time,
and she's going to ask the women on the street,
is this guy effable? And if so, what about him

(02:17):
makes him effable?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
And?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
More likely?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
If not, what keeps him from being effable? Right? What
can you do to improve a short segment? I'm very sure? No,
what about this one? No? What about this one? Maybe?
Is it change your mind? If he's gay? Well then yeah,
that's coming up news headlines, we'll get the medics with
the entertainment stuff. Birthday's porn on birthday and more here

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today on the Woody Show. So people were asked what's
the most and that this is a word that can
go away at any time unhinged.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yes, it's being it's being used for everything, and it
also doesn't really mean much of anything.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, So basically, what's the craziest money saving tip or
like what's the most like you know, non traditional because
you you hear well keep a budget or wait twenty
four hours if there's something you want to buy, wait
twenty four hours. Yeah, like this might sound weird, I swear,
but it works. That's kind of more what we're looking for.
And so these are some of the more interesting answers,

(03:15):
like locking all your credit cards. And this I thought
was good because I do this with my credit. There
was something that there's some pages of this application that
I lost. I left it in the glove box of
a rental car. Remember that Menace do the glove department,
the glove department as Menace would call it, yep, And
it had social Security, had a copy of my contract,
had all because I had to submit all this financial stuff.

(03:37):
And then I returned the rental car forgetting that it
was in the glove department. And then so what I
did is I got the suggestion that you lock your credit,
you freeze your credit. Right, Okay, so even if somebody
has social Security number and they have that stuff, they
can't pull credit in your name because it's completely lockdown.
So whenever. From that point on, it's been over ten
years I've done this. I have to say, hey, so

(04:00):
which credit agency do you guys go through? And they go, oh, TransUnion.
I go okay, and I go to TransUnion. I do
a temporary unfreeze, or you can put the name of
the company who's pulling the credit and stuff. They do
it and they go all right, we're done, and then
you can freeze it back up. Oh I didn't say
that same kind of thing. Lock your credit cards like
you can. You can still use them if you want,
but then you have to go through the trouble of

(04:20):
unlocking them every time. Huh. I don't think they stopped me.
You can't use it. It's that's the same idea. Would
just push a button unlocking it. Yeah, I would call yeah, uh,
do you like the item more than cash? So before
you buy something, ask yourself if somebody offered me this
thing for thirty dollars, or you know that this just thing,

(04:43):
this thing that costs thirty dollars, or if they say, hey,
I'll just give you the thirty dollars, which would you take?
I like that?

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Okay, that was that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, calculating and I've done this before, calculating how long
you have to work to pay for it.

Speaker 7 (04:56):
Oh, I do that to the kid all the time.
Do you understand if I buy that I just worked
six hours?

Speaker 8 (05:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well, I do that with my I do that with
my son, like I'll say to him, because he's got
the job. Now, I'm like, do you realize, Like, so
this is what you want?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
And you said it's no big deal? Who cares? Is
not that expensive? Let's figure out how many hours you
have to work after TAXI right, after taxes in order
to do that, Like, if something costs one hundred bucks,
you make twenty bucks an hour, that's how many hours
of work?

Speaker 9 (05:18):
Menis Well, it's probably more than five after taxes, right.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Well's just let's just say raw numbers here. I forget
the taxes. Okay, Well, so talk to one hundred bucks five? Yeah, okay, job,
I would say ten. Okay.

Speaker 10 (05:32):
See, I do that in reverse. When I lose gambling,
I think, like, damn it, I just lost a utility bill.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
The phone bill.

Speaker 10 (05:40):
Yeah, you know the bill is great. Yeah, that's my problem.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Easy. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna save the most ridiculous
one for for last how about a couple of the
other one. When I get the urge to buy something online,
I make a credit card payment instead.

Speaker 11 (05:57):
I've done that before.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, so instead of doing that, you like, so it'd
be like me. Instead of going and grabbing a cookie,
I go for a walk around the block.

Speaker 9 (06:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and then you can have too because
you burned it off.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. I take pictures of things I want so I
can buy it later. But I have ADHD and I
never buy it later, so it stops me from impulse
buy same. I do put it on your vision board. Yeah,
I just say to myself, you don't have enough money
right now, get it when your next check comes in,
and if I still want it that badly, I'll remember it.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
True.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, it's almost all this stuff. It delayed gratification. Sure,
but you have to force yourself. And then what they
say about bad bad foods, it would you know, just
will power? Yeah, just Now. Here's the most ridiculous one.
This is again. People were asked, what is your most
unhinged money saving tip? Heck heck, sorry, yeah, no, boycott everything.

(06:48):
So find reasons to boycott as many companies as you can.
I refuse to give them your money. Check this out.
There's an app it's called goods Unite Us and it
tells you how every brand leads our leans politically. Really
how to save money become a homesteader. Yeah right, So

(07:12):
like you just find the companies that that you don't
vibe with politically and you can see exactly how that
company leans. That seems very or just you know, start
binge watching hoarders. Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 10 (07:25):
I was thinking would because like, is this going to
cause clutter? Then don't get it.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
And you know the other day we talked about who
I think it was you, what someone said to put
your social security guard in like a bowl of water
and freeze it like in a block of ice, which
is a bad idea because.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
We were talking about that at some point.

Speaker 10 (07:43):
A winning lottery ticket put in a freezer, thank you.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
Thank you, which is terrible because it'll you know, get
wet and soggy.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
But that sounds awful.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
I do know somebody who did that with their credit
card because they had such a bad spending problem and
they froze it in a block of ice and they said,
I don't I don't have the energy to chisel.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
This, so I guess I don't need it, so you
need to freeze your c literally literally freeze your cutting.
That is a shop a haulway right, exactly cut it
up at that point. Yeah, anybody else around the room
before we wrap it.

Speaker 11 (08:13):
I like to when it comes to material stuff.

Speaker 12 (08:15):
If there's something that I want, I stop and think,
do I like this more than anything that I already have?
And most of the time the answer is no, So
I'll put it back because I'm not going to reach
for it.

Speaker 11 (08:24):
Over the stuff that I like.

Speaker 12 (08:25):
So I always and I always think of like something
else that I've really been wanting that I haven't bought yet,
and then I go, oh, well, I'm not going to
buy this because I don't have the other stuff in
terms of an impulse buy the other stuff I've been
wanting to get.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
My whole thing, with my rampant add and everything else,
is how likely am I am I to lose this?
And if it's fifty one percent, I put it back?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
All right. Well, if you got a good one for us,
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into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's a pretty Friday. It's a Thursday morning. It's April
the tenth, twenty twenty five. My name is whatddy that's
Greg Gory. Yeah, I would Menace is right, yon Hi
Jina grad Good morning to you. We got Sea Bass,
We've got Sammy. Marian's taken to calls. Phones open eight

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seven seven forty four, Woody, that's eight seven seven forty four. Wody,
Please send us a text if you'd like. Over to
two to nine eight seven. The trending news headlines coming
up for you this hour. Also, it's National Siblings Day, right,
and I've got some stats. Thirty three percent of people

(10:12):
with siblings think that their mom has a favorite child.
Only twenty only well, only twenty percent think their dad does.

Speaker 10 (10:20):
Oh interesting, I think every parent has a favorite child.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I know you've said that. Yeah, right, you said that.
I think it's I don't think if you just looked
at it from an overall I think if sometimes you
zoomed in on a particular day or a particular week, maybe,
But then if you look at it over the course
of say, you know, twelve months or five years or whatever, overall,
there's I think it evens out because at any given time,

(10:46):
if you have more than one kid, one will just
piss off to be to be in a position where
you'd have a favorite. Yeah, one's pissing off and the
other one is perfectly fine. And it changes by the day. Yeah,
of you know who's who's like who's driving nuts for
whatever reason, be it like something at home or something
with school or something you know too much back talking brouh.

(11:07):
I already know that I'm not the favorite.

Speaker 9 (11:11):
Your grandma's favorite, my grandma, Oh no, my grandma loves me.
But yeah, but the one I had, well, I had
two grandmas. Well, of course everybody does. The one that's the.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
One that wouldn't the one that wouldn't pay the ransom
for your kidnapping.

Speaker 9 (11:23):
Right, No, she that's the one that actually loves me.
Oh yeah, she's just the ransom. He's just not an.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Idiot and didn't fall for it. Yeah. Yeah. And speaking
of thinking if you're the favorite or not thinking you're
the favorite, most of us don't think that we're the favorite.
Thirty percent do I know? I'm not the favorite?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (11:43):
I think I'm the favorite.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
That tracks.

Speaker 10 (11:46):
Yeah, Well, you have what two sisters and one brother?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (11:50):
And where do you fall in the order?

Speaker 12 (11:51):
I'm the youngest girl, so I have two older sisters
and a younger brother.

Speaker 11 (11:55):
I'm the third girl.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
So why do you think that you're the favorite?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Like?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
What leads you to leave that?

Speaker 11 (12:03):
I mean, they just seem to really like me and
want to hang out with me.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
You're just really like I always. I don't know.

Speaker 12 (12:10):
I hung out with my parents, I think even a
lot more than my siblings ever really did, and so
it might be more of a proximity thing.

Speaker 11 (12:18):
But I just always wanted to do stuff.

Speaker 12 (12:21):
I had a lot of energy when I was a kid.
So if my mom was going to Walmart.

Speaker 11 (12:25):
I'd be like, where are you going? I'll come and
she's like, I'm just like going to the grocery store.
I was like, that's fine.

Speaker 12 (12:29):
I mean when I was in junior high, of all ages,
just if they were walking out the door, where are
you going?

Speaker 13 (12:33):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Can I come?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
You saying that right there and leads me to believe
that you are not the favorite? Sure? They so annoying.

Speaker 12 (12:42):
Because then I was someone to like kind of. I mean,
my mom was going alone.

Speaker 11 (12:46):
So now I'm someone there and now we're talking about
stuff and what do.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
You think of this? And that's what you built in
your head. She has four kids, She's like, I get
a half hour to myself.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Annoying?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Can I go?

Speaker 9 (12:59):
But also I found that a lot of the kids
that are the favorites are the one that also provides grandchildren.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh for sure, Yeah, I mean there's there's there's truth
to that. I think that's just one of those things.
You know, it's not a competition, but it's somewhat is
because like you end up spending more time with them,
and therefore it's perceived at least, but people seem to
be and I don't. I don't have this experience of yeah,

(13:30):
but like they all talk about how kids are one thing,
grandkids are a completely different thing. Yeah, like it's way better.
Oh for sure, they don't have to discipline them or
raise them. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:42):
Well then also, you know, it goes to that thing
we always ask like in a Mexican household, why does
everyone say my mom my dad when you have the
same mom Oh, yeah, yea and yeah. And the response
was always oh, because we're always fighting to be the favorite.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh that's funny. Yeah, I'll care about the favorite thing.
I think another part of it, as you get older,
you might end up becoming a favorite because you just
care more, Like you show more care about them, or
you're doing things to help them or look out for them.
You know, at some point, like the table's turn, so
do and you are you are more not more like

(14:18):
a parent, but like you you take on more of
like an advisory role or right going through health things
and now you're their support, yeah, for stuff that they're
going through. And you know, if the other siblings don't
care and they're self centered and they're just involved in
their life, are still trying to mooch off of them,
even though they're grown adults. I could see maybe when
they were kids and you were little, like the other

(14:40):
one was the favorite, but now you know, but how much. Yeah,
but it's a two way street because now you're you're
you're taking care of them, right.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
But to your point, how much would it piss you
off if you were the one, like you were the
main caretaker, you were you know, financially helping, like just
doing all this stuff, and then the other sibling comes
in with like nothing, and the parents like you.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh, they're just the most wonderful, like excuse you.

Speaker 9 (15:04):
Sometimes the problem child is like the most baby to
get the most.

Speaker 10 (15:11):
They get the most attention, but it might be negative attention.
But you mayn't not pay attention to them because they
are the problem.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
They need more. Yeah, all that said, I'm pretty sure
my breeder sister is the favorite. Yeah, I'm fine with that.
I don't I think because like even as kids, it
was my lesbian sister and I who were always kind
of buddying around and we're the ones kind of into
stuff or joking Wren and she was just she was

(15:37):
always like trying to be one of the adults.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
Ah you know, yeah, I mean from what little I've
interaction I've had with her, she's very prim and proper,
very yeah, very mature, very And then they're in me
and my lesbians. You guys are nothing alike, nothing alike.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Have had a serious physical fight with the sibling Before
eight Only ten percent would describe a sibling as a
best friend. I thought that seemed low.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
Yeah, yeah, that does seem low.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, thirty eight percent of people who don't have brothers
or sisters are fine with it. Do you think only
kids are weird? I used to My wife is convinced
that every only child is weird. Though they can be
a little spoiled because they don't really have to share. Yeah,
I don't think they're weird. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (16:24):
I was always so jealous of people that had tons
of siblings. That would be so cool.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, I mean family, it is kind of cool. Actually, yeah,
I have a sister, but we've never lived together. You
know what I'm It's just a correlation, not causation.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
But like.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
I seem to notice that the harder it was for
someone to get pregnant, like for a couple to have
a child, when they have that child, like that kid
becomes weird because they're so happy to have that kid.
It's an only child. They become obsessed with it. It's
an only right, and so it's like, man, it's like

(17:01):
when you finally work your whole life to get that
you know, classic car that you wanted, and now you
baby it and you keep a cover over it. Right,
it's got its own you know, special garage.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, you see, I know I'm not making the point,
the point I don't think, but like, uh no, you are,
Like the over protection is out of control. Yeah, it's
because they work so hard and you know, the shots
and the money and the procedures and everything else, just
to get pregnant. Yeah. Those only kids, I think end
up being weird. I get that. Yeah, I know a
few of those. Would you rather be the oldest, the

(17:33):
youngest or the middle child oldest youngest? Yeah, like easier
road kind of.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
Yeah. The other one I think paved the way.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
They got they the brunt.

Speaker 10 (17:45):
Yeah, they got the brunt of everything.

Speaker 12 (17:47):
Yeah, and you want your parents to be tired by
the time you're all your stuff rolling around, you know.

Speaker 14 (17:51):
Like.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
Right, they're not paranoid anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, yeah, uh yeah, let's see more people would rather
be the oldest then middle, then youngest. I thought like
it would be oldest or youngest. I wasn't sure if
what most people would think.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
I think i'd go Jan Brady. I think i'd be
middle because then I could have both experiences being the
youngest and then being like but I got somebody beneath
me that I can mess see.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I'd be fine being middle because I don't mind being lost,
you know what I mean, like kind of that whole
lost in the shuffle, the silent treatment or things, all
that stuff. All that stuff's appealing to me. Yeah. I
was just having a conversation with somebody yesterday about like,
you know, certain things that are punishments to other people
are blessings and things that you know other people love.

(18:39):
So uh, the silent treatment. Your spouse is mad at you, right,
and that? Oh yeah, dude, see Greg hates it. I
love it. It's not a punishment. A punishment to me
is Sammy, you know, like Sander or parents like oh
where are you going? What are you doing? Like like
that would be that would be annoying, especially when you're
in a situation where like you're and with your partner

(19:01):
over whatever it is, and then they want nothing more
than just be around and be annoying. Like God, the
silent treatment, it's fantastic. Tell me what I did so
I can do it again.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
True, I love the silent Trea. But it's the canceled
it's the canceled plans idea right.

Speaker 10 (19:16):
Yeah, especially now, like don't go out, okay, go to
your room, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah, but we do tell we do tell the kids. Hey, look,
you know, because they fight and they bicker and they
you know, just key each other up. And I say,
you know, the time will come when you guys would
be cool, you know, like you're gonna get older and
then you're gonna realize that you don't really hate her,
you don't really hate him all the time. Mid twenties,

(19:44):
Oh what did they become cool?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
You know?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I kind of feel like towards the end of high
school and and then especially when you go off to college.
I see some of my other friends who have college
age kids, and they have this camaraderie, you know, because
they're now all like in the same kind of general
stage of life of you know, going out there and
establishing themselves in their adult life. Yeah, and we're no
longer kids and fighting over the last whatever it is.

Speaker 10 (20:09):
Yeah, I think you're right. I think it's college age. Yeah,
when you realize it.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, So happy National Siblings Day. Everybody used a couple
couple stants for you and Sammy, your brother is probably
your dad's favorite. Just hate to break it. Yeah yeah,
oh yeah, because it's the other boy, right, all that
chick energy.

Speaker 13 (20:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (20:27):
I kind of just don't even count my brother in
that scenario because he's different on his own.

Speaker 11 (20:32):
I mean, like, like, yeah, him being the only boys
just different.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Three one seven, says Sammy. For me, when my kids
always asked to go with me everywhere, it annoys the
hell out of me. And I can tell you that
is the case from my that is the case for
my wife too. My wife will like, I'm going now
because I don't want to have to take a kid
with me. Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 10 (20:52):
Yeah, you're escaping for a bit.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Eight seven seven four, Woodie set us a text over
to two to nine eighty seven. Will check the trending
news headlines wood Show. All right, Genda grad what about
the big trending news headlines today?

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Yeah, Well here's a big one. It turns out Gillian Shriner.
She's the wife of Scott Schriner the basis from Weezer.
That was the woman who was shot by cops and
later arrested for attempted murder after walking out of her
house with a gun during a police pursuit in Eagle Rock, California, Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I've heard a couple different lines of thought. Yeah, on
this story, I'm thinking mushrooms. Well no, Someone's like, oh no,
she knew this was going on, and she went out
there to stop the person who they were after they
were chasing somebody else, right, yeah, and then she went
out there with her gun to stop that person.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I'm all buying that because if that was the case,
if you're trying to help the cops, when the cops
then look at you and go, oh yeah, drop the gun,
put the gun down, You're like, oh, sorry, I was
trying to help my bad and you would have put
the gun down, right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
Apparently the cops were in the area, like you said,
looking for this suspect of this hit and run. She
came out of the home, she was holding a gun,
and according to cops, they told her a bunch of
times like you said.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
What do you to drop it? Put the gun down?
But guess what she did. Instead, she pointed it at them.
That's when they fired this gun. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
Yeah, they hit her in the shoulder. After that, she
ran back in the house, but eventually came out surrendered along.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
With the babysitter who was there at the time.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
She was treated for injuries which were not life threatening,
and then officially booked for attempted murder. And the crazy
part either crazy your apart authority says she had literally
nothing to do with why they were there.

Speaker 10 (22:31):
It's gone to the neighbor's pool.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, and so they thought this guy was in the
area he was involved in, you know, the hit and
run thing. He runs from the cops. Cops trying to
find him, he's in this area where their house happens
to be. She comes out with that gun their side,
claiming that, oh, she was there trying to help, right.

Speaker 10 (22:51):
Which is what it seems like, which when you first
hear about it.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
But back to my original point, if you're there to
help the cops and they're telling you to do something,
why would you why would you point the gun at him?

Speaker 9 (23:01):
I'm sure they'll be bodycam footage, yeah, or the bodycam
footage will disappear somehow.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
She's not going to be a lot. We's are still
playing Coachella this weekend. I don't know. I mean they're
supposed to play Saturday at three o'clock.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
I mean, as long as you can play without a
bass player and well, I mean they can get somebody
to fill in.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, but I mean, he's a nice dude. He's Scott
is great. Scott's a cool dude. Yeah, he's really cool.
Very strange story, so sure, we'll keep up on that.

Speaker 8 (23:27):
Well.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
Yesterday, after President Trump announced a ninety day paws on
most new tariffs for countries around the world except for China,
the stock market exploded and closed up twenty nine hundred points.
The S and P five hundred jumped almost ten percent.
Nasdaq popped over twelve percent. The paws and tariffs means
tailored trade deals can be worked out with each individual

(23:48):
country again except China, who kept playing hardball and ended
up seeing their tariff shoot up about one hundred and
twenty five percent. That will be interesting. Wide receiver for
the Miami Dolphins Tyreek Hill. He's in the spotlight again,
but not for football. Cops were called to his house
in Florida Monday after his mother in law called nine
one one. She was worried that things were getting out

(24:09):
of hand with a fight between Tyreek and his wife, Keita.
According to the police report, Tyrek allegedly threw a laptop
and at one point picked up their daughter and walked
to the balcony. He told cops he did grab the child,
but says he has every right to he's the father.
No one was arrested, but cops did note that Keita
had a bruise on her chest, but both said nothing

(24:29):
got physical. Keita told the cops the relationship has been rocky.
She planned to divorce him, which she did the next day.
By the way, he and ket have only been married
since November of twenty twenty three, and Tyreek Hill is
already dealing with a lawsuit from an OnlyFans model over
an alleged injury in twenty twenty three and another domestic
call last year.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
He's not quite as annoying as Antonio Brown, but he's
up there. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:55):
Yeah, But so he was at bur Kreischer's event during
this Super Bowl and he was at the after party.
He was very timid and just like he didn't have
like entourage nothing. He was just hanging out with everybody.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Maybe he was just exhausted for being a jerk all day. Yeah, yeah,
and he's just chopping up with people.

Speaker 9 (25:17):
And I was just thinking, like Tyreek Hill, one of
the you know, richest guys in the NFL, like biggest
contracts out there, would you would think like this is
like an entourage guy, you know, like big group of people, not.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Just there by himself. No can stand to hang around.

Speaker 11 (25:34):
Witnesses.

Speaker 10 (25:36):
So trashy to me, when a couple fights and it
involves one of two things, throwing stuff so trashy and
saying F you. I think if your husband or a
wife says f you to the other, it's over divorce,
that is pure. But even in the throws of the

(25:56):
really damn utter trash.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I mean I get the throwing stuff and certainly anything physical,
Yeah I get that, But I mean words are always
exchanged in a battle of the heated battle with.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
I know, but you can have some self controlled and
not say F you to yourself.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
What if you call them like an a hole or
you're acting like an a hole? I get that, yeah, honestly, Yeah, okay,
we're just trying to figure out what.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I get that so bad never tell Greg.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
If you're not married. Okay, good yay, Gina, you can
tell me that foutcallright, all right?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Well, what do you guys think of this trade?

Speaker 7 (26:33):
A seventy year old Broaden Saint Louis is in big
trouble for trying to trade one of her foster kids
to a guy in Texas for a pet monkey. What
The cops are still investigating, but there's a lot they're
looking into.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
The sound. She's fun. This is on a monkey forever
exactly great? What kind of monkey did we know? That's
a great question.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
They say she's fostered over two hundred kids over the years,
and she knew this guy in Texas with the monkey
because they both collected exotic animals. The girl's okay, the
little girl, she's with Child Protective Services. The foster mom
has been hit with a ton of charges and if
prosecutors get their way, she's.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Going to go to prison for a very long time.
So she's a professional foster parent. Yeah. Do you think
the league approves that trade? Probably? The month? Probably, Again,
it goes back to what kind of kind of month? Yeah, true,
some of our doors. Yeah, and it didn't have a
little hat and jacket diaper. Yeah, what's the life what's
the average life span of a monkey? What kind of cool?

Speaker 9 (27:30):
Yeah, it depends again because uh I think maybe like
twenty years or something.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
Yeah, I mean it can be anywhere from the little
the little guy is at like twelve years to the
bab boons at forty five years.

Speaker 10 (27:45):
Medicine. I met a bat boon at a wildlife park.
You got to scare the crap out of his search
And then what there was that other monkey we met
that screamed, right? A howler monkey?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh yeah, those scare that bat boon.

Speaker 9 (27:57):
I just like it was like jumping all over the place,
jumped onto my shoulder, it was.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
It was so scary.

Speaker 9 (28:03):
Yeah, but Greg, remember when what was that other thing
that they brought out?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
It screened back.

Speaker 9 (28:09):
It wasn't a Holland monkey, but it was something else.
I think Greg almost like fell off. The Hawler monkey fifteen.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
To twenty years, baboons twenty to thirty years, spider monkeys
twenty to twenty seven years in the wild, but up
to forty in captivity. Yes, they won't get eaten.

Speaker 10 (28:25):
And pro tip for a baboon, you never want to
pet it like you would pet a dog. You're supposed
to just use the tips of your fingers and gently
scratch it. They don't want to be passed. And they
also don't want you to look at them, because remember menace.
I was like squatting down and looking at it, and
the staff said.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Don't look at it. I know you're threatening it.

Speaker 10 (28:41):
They don't want to.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Try to fight you. I don't want to look at
you freaking divas.

Speaker 12 (28:45):
And I would like to just flip this story real quick.
This means the guy went, I'll give you my monkey
if you give me.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
That little girl.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Correct, They went, Okay, Sammy, he's more.

Speaker 10 (28:55):
Concerning than shit.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, you were having fun with the story. And don't
baboo have like inside out butts. They're very yeah, like prolapsed.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
I kinda kind of like it's like fully inside out,
like a hairless butts.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah okay, and they're big. Yeah, but what do you
mean inside out?

Speaker 7 (29:11):
Well, they look for true yeah, but they look inside
out like some of the stuff that's supposed to be
on the inside.

Speaker 10 (29:16):
Da it's like a telescoping aus.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Wow. Nice, all right, well the Masters.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
The Masters begin today at Augusta National and while defending
champ Scottie Scheffler will try to win his third green jacket.
Rory McElroy will try again to win his first. There
are ninety five players in the field, which is the
largest in a decade. No Tiger Woods, though he had
surgery last month to fix his torn achilles. The first
two rounds are broadcast on ESPN beginning this afternoon. CBS

(29:48):
takes over Saturday and Sunday, with coverage on its Paramount
Plus platform noon and on the network beginning at two.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
And uh.

Speaker 7 (29:57):
This dude, a twenty five year old YouTuber, has been
arrested in India after illegally visiting North Sentinel Island. That's
the home to a protected tribe that is basically zero
contact without this world.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh really the video?

Speaker 10 (30:13):
No, No, they have video of it.

Speaker 9 (30:14):
Yes, I know every time people try to go to
that island they get murdered.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, exactly, I saw the video. This guy is like
paddling up and all the natives are there to quote
welcome him, and they can't figure out what the hell's
going on. Like they're so secluded.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
That is so fascinating, and they sort of keep them
that way, you know, they're they're protecting them so this
douche from Arizona brought a diet coke and a coconut
as gifts, blew a whistle to attract people, and filmed
it before being caught by fishermen who reported him. Authorities
charged him with breaking laws designed to shield the tribe,
who uses spears and arrows to defend their isolation, and

(30:53):
like Bennis said, the tribe has attacked intruders before, it
killed a missionary in twenty eighteen, this dude phases up
to five years in prison for risking the tribe's safety
and health. And you're thinking health, well, since outsiders could
introduce deadly diseases, they literally have no contact with any nothing.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, so Americans, what happened? You know? It reminded me
of remember in the Star Wars when C three Po
was treated like a god by the e Walk Yeah, yeah,
like Jedi. When you watch when you watch the video,
you're like, all right, this is they're either going to
worship this dude or they're going to murder him. Exactly.
Why would you go there because you're an idiot? Yeah,

(31:33):
you're thirsty for YouTube. Well that's what's going on, all right,
Thank you very much. Gina grad Quick break more, what
is show next? Hang on because you think you have
it all figured out. Next thing, you know, you live
another twenty years.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Show right back?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
You made it then, just in time the show. Yeah.
So at the at the Masters, golf is so boring
unless unless it's top golf. Yeah that I mean, it's minilf.

Speaker 9 (32:02):
It's blown up like crazy, like recreational golfs, like in
any type of way, let's say, like a mini golfer,
like cutting in. Yeah, that stuff. But all that the
regular old timey golf, but all timey golf is going
through it.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah. Yeah, it's just I don't know, so boring. But
at the Masters, the broadcast team they have this whole
glossary of words that are forbidden from being used. Really,
and I'm not talking about obvious stuff. I'm talking about
golfling goo that for whatever reason, that Augusta is not cool,
Like you can't say the rough. Oh it's in the rough.

(32:37):
There's no, there's no rough at Augusta. They want the
broadcasters to call it the second cut. Okay, that shot
ended up in the second cut.

Speaker 10 (32:46):
As a central viewer, not that I would watch, I
wouldn't even know what that meant.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Exactly.

Speaker 10 (32:50):
I would know exactly what.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I would actually right away now what that meant. And
you can't say sand trap like they have forty four bunkers,
not sand traps. But that's the thing.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
If they're trying to get a audience, like Greg said,
I know what a sand trap.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Is, sure right, fans can't do that. They prefer the
use of patrons. Really, okay, this is this is a
for the broadcasters, the Augusta Broadcasters handbook. But this is
why old school golf is dying.

Speaker 12 (33:17):
Yeah, so try to keep it classy, well excusive.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
They don't like back nine, so you can't say on
the back nine sounds too much like backside. They say,
so they required to be they required to be called
the second nine. Okay. Cool.

Speaker 9 (33:34):
That's why I love it, and I know it gets
a lot of hate because of the old school people
like this, who are you know, all boogie about it?
But that's why I like live golf, because you know
they're they're about partying and having fun and they have
like Diplo out there djaying it's basically.

Speaker 11 (33:49):
The happy deal. More of golf it is.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
It's awesome at Augusta. It's not a driving range, it's
the tournament practice area. Also, the only way you can't
say the club, the golf course, the country. But we
can't say that. It always has to be referred to
as Augusta National golf Club, period, end of story. You
can't say the golf course. If a golfer ends up
playing with one other player this weekend, it'll be a pairing.

(34:14):
You cannot say twosome. That's way damn the fourth round.
So round four the Masters, that is to be called
the final round. Cool. And then sponsors who backed PGA
Tour events. No free publicity here, my friends. So the
you know, the guy won the Texas Open and not

(34:36):
the Valero Texas Open. You see what I'm saying. Oh
you can't. Yeah, yeah, so they don't do that with
the Masters. They're eating themselves, yeah, because not doing so hot.

Speaker 15 (34:48):
Well.

Speaker 10 (34:48):
The annoying thing about golf in general, there's this unwritten
law that once you take up golf, it must become
your existence, your idea, your every gift you receive is
golf related. Everything you speak about is golf related.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, it's I get well, whenever you're whenever you're into something,
you find that starts happening, right, yeah, yeah, and golf
cart's great. Like people who golf card, it's all they
talk about is work, you know, and then like these
flying lessons. Man, it's all I'm thinking about. And I
find it's like I'm talking about it a lot, and
that guy shut myself up. I got to stop talking.

(35:22):
Nobody cares.

Speaker 10 (35:23):
We'll get you an airplane key chain what.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
He was looking out the window and referred to the
sky as the ceiling. I saw it. No, I didn't know,
I was. I said, look at that, it said crystal clear.
This is great flying yeah, great flying weather. Yeah. Because
that's the other thing too that I don't want to
get canceled. They will cancel me. I will get canceled
that they will cancel my flight if the weather editions
are you know, how would I know? It's called the seat.

(35:50):
I know, but I wouldn't say that to you. I
was being said. I was saying, like sarcastically kind of tongue,
and she like, look look at that no ceiling today, folks,
And I am remind him if I got shut up.
It was so funny. Yeah, anyway, but golf fun at
top golf, super fun. I love that cud. That stuff's fun.

Speaker 10 (36:09):
Yeah, you're not a fan, but you're a patron.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
One of the videos that Morgan and I and Tony
and every once in a while Gina shared, did you
see the desksonder? The one where the woman with no
legs was at the top golf and she was driving. Yeah,
she was driving balls good. She has no legs, so
it's just like her torso is sitting on the ground and
she did. She was like a fork she was. I
mean she's quite a ways back from it, but like

(36:34):
she made it work. Yeah, it was pretty cool. I'd
like to see that. Yeah, and you can't do it.
Somebody sent me this meme of this dude. He's like
climbing Everest or something, but he's got no legs. Yeah,
and he goes yeah, because my legs would be sore.
That's why somebody said, yeah, well this guy climbed Everes
and he's got no legs. What's your excuse, Well, my

(36:56):
legs would be sore, right eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
you can set us a text over to two two
nine eight.

Speaker 15 (37:06):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, will be right back.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Later on this afternoon. Menace and Bort, they're gonna be
a piology in Irvine, Irvine Spectrum. That is from three
to five this afternoon, bunch of prizes. If you need
the info, more information, address all that stuff, just click
on the events tab. They're on the woodyshow dot com.
That's later on Today in Irvine with Menace and bort
At Biology Show into another new hour Insensitivity Training for

(37:38):
a politically correct World. It's a pre Friday, it's a
Thursday morning. It's April the tenth, twenty twenty five, Woody,
Greg Gory, Menace, I got Gina Grade, we got Sea Mass. Yeah,
Sammy's here, Morgan is here. Hi.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
It's like it's like taking your calls eight seven seven
forty four, Woody. You can send us a text over
to to nine eight seven. So we had an idea
where we sent Morgan out on the streets to talk
to women. Oh and we've done first impressions on this
show before we take pictures from people on the show
and ask people on the street, Hey, tell me about

(38:16):
this person. Not knowing you're judging a book bites cover,
just looking at a at a picture of one of us,
tell me about this person. What do they do? Same
kind of idea on this one, but it's just dudes
from the Woody Show. So no Sammy, no' Morgan, you know,
no Gina and Morgan's out there with a picture of
somebody on the show and then asking these women is
this guy effable? Would you do this guy?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Would and if so, why?

Speaker 10 (38:42):
If not?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Why not? And and so you were out there. I
saw that you were in some brunch ladies.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Yeah, a gaggle lady.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
That's that's the first group here. And I'm sure this
is the picture of Sea Bass that she brought out.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Yeah, so photo this is from most recent photo shoot
we did, right, Yes, that's just a blue jeans, black shirt. Yeah,
standing normal, looking tired and not wanting to be there. Okay,
well this is the picture that she brought out. It's
a standard photo though it's not like a shot.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
But I think it's I think it's a good honestly,
not not being funny, I think it's a good representative
of just like an average everyday Look, you is effable
because you're not dulled up, you know what I mean.
Nobody's dulled up. Nobody's really you know, we're not going
to a formal event or have a corsage. Yea the

(39:34):
brunch lad how many? How many worths? Sounds like a bunch?

Speaker 6 (39:37):
Yeah, there were a lot of was pretty chaotic. Let's see,
probably like seven seven.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Al Right, So here's what the brunch ladies had to
say with Sea Bass. Any any any moment here? I
don't know what's going? Okay, here we go? Is he.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
No?

Speaker 8 (39:52):
I'm sorry, you need to work on yourself a little more.

Speaker 13 (39:57):
He is not. I feel like he's like he's so big,
Like I don't like his bill.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
You don't like his bill.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
I don't like his bill.

Speaker 15 (40:08):
He has nice eyes.

Speaker 13 (40:09):
They both have nice eyes, though, and I feel like
his is probably small and I will be right.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Oh damn. His next is he hold on?

Speaker 10 (40:18):
Hold on? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Details here? Okay? First off, how fat with that check?

Speaker 5 (40:25):
You could hear it like either she has braces or
she's hold on.

Speaker 16 (40:30):
At all.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
She was really short small.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Okay, But even even if she was, okay, I know
where Sea Bass is going with this. So even if
someone like that wouldn't do it, Sea Bass, I mean,
you're not making any sense if that's what your argument is.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Oh my my argument is she sounds like a mongoloid.
But the the and that's I don't know how women like,
how do you, honest question, how do you determinate guys
D side just by looking at him? Assuming you know,
you're assuming you don't see a ball, he's not in
the speed e et cetera.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Greg, you can yeah, exactly, there's no way. It's the
first impression. It's just a first right, exactly.

Speaker 12 (41:02):
If she looked like a mongoloids sea bass, wouldn't she
look at you and go, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yes.

Speaker 17 (41:06):
Here's the thing with Mario Lloyds. Is the internet days
medice seen this in some of these videos. Is they
get they they have a defense mechanism is by shooting
everybody else down, they protect their mongoloids A right?

Speaker 9 (41:20):
Yeah, But what do you say about her calling you
like big boned big?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (41:27):
Is he big?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
All right? Cool? Oh wow, okay, excellent, excellent come back.
That's a good one. What do you want to say?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Like dog?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
I mean, how are you feeling about it these days?
I mean do you think you've you've chubbed up? Or
like are you trying to lose weight? Like what one place?
Living phase? Yes? What's that in my slipping phase? Yes?
My ca oka Yeah, because we had heard for a
while it was a balking phase. Cutting. Yeah, okay, the
cut back to the brunch ladies.

Speaker 13 (41:56):
No, I like because it's big, but like, to me,
looked like you could be serious kill.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
No, like would a car with him?

Speaker 15 (42:08):
Like?

Speaker 13 (42:08):
No, take me on a shopping spree.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Does he look rich?

Speaker 13 (42:12):
He could be.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
No, he looks like he calls himself like a nice guy,
and he plays victim whenever you're mad.

Speaker 9 (42:17):
Like, all these girls.

Speaker 13 (42:18):
Don't like me because I'm too nice to them.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
I've never been accused of being in the friend zone.
They're when left and right over here.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
I guess the male size on these ladies.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
By the way, I can't find her action. Yeah, these
are trashy people.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Oh my god, she can talk about she could talk
about my supposed penis size.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
But she was She was asked about that. She was
asked about, you know, is this person you're getting very defensive?
He had nice eyes.

Speaker 10 (42:58):
To be fair, she brought up peanus cute correct now
asked about, Hey, what do you think of this people?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
You know?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
But I'm saying, if you're asking somebody like is this
guy effable?

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Why?

Speaker 13 (43:08):
Why?

Speaker 8 (43:08):
Why?

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Or why not?

Speaker 10 (43:09):
I mean that would be a huge factor.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah, look at.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Somebody don't pretend like she like she didn't bring in
if she of course she brought up.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
But I'm saying it's fair in the context of what
she's being Yes, and that is my response is fair
as well. And she you know, like if you can
go around and you could say that you could tell
just by looking at somebody if they have an st
if they're dirty or not. Which what's the what's the this?
Which is when I just did to these ladies and
you guys got all up in arms.

Speaker 8 (43:35):
He looks like somebody's uncle. He needs some facial hair
and to drop like forty pounds and build some.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Like you know, he looks like he looks like Elon Muss.
You believe he.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Drives the cyber truck.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yeah, I believe that worse. That makes it even worse.
You just made his day. That makes it worse. Does he?
Don't you care about this? Girls sound like trash. I'm
not gonna lie. Okay, let me ask exactly. You can
hear in their voices, So sebas have you ever grown
facial hair? Can you grow facial hair? Are you one

(44:09):
of these guys that just can't know?

Speaker 5 (44:10):
I wouldn't do it, It wouldn't it doesn't come out yet. First,
yes I have, but to it doesn't come in. It's
kind of like menaces, but lighter like brown.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
And blonde, so patchy.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
So if it fills in even less than menaces, the
same same basic style and coverage, a menace, but it's not.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
I'm not black. I can't grow it on my cheeks.
It doesn't really right.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
I imagine menace, but with like like a burgundy or chestnut.
And but my mustache is all blonde and blonde hair.
Blonde facial hair doesn't work for almost anybody, even like Cooper.
I guess Cooper cups the only guy right now who
does it and he needs to. Or Jake Paul, I
guess at that giant blondish beard, a lot of.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Hair to cover guy fiery, you're white, all right? So
Morgan's out there? And then who's this other girl? Morgan?

Speaker 6 (44:55):
This is just a single woman in her thirties. Yeah,
and the same brunch spot.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Same question looking at a picture of Sea Bass, asking
is he effable?

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Is he feeble?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Oh my god, this guy looks like a serial killer.
Oh my god, he looks like he has no because
if he's on top, he's definitely going.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
To have an excellent outbreak on you.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Yeah's going to drip dan dropped on you.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I don't like the red blotches.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
On his skin.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
He looks like a cereal.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
He's definitely going to have you dressing up in some
kind of outfit trying to get off on it, and
then I don't know, and then he's gonna have the
nerves of ghost you after.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Yeah, she's that guy now.

Speaker 6 (45:38):
So there's nothing to change about his appearance that would
make him.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
He can grow a beard, maybe we're she read that.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Wow, well yeah, this is not it's not a good, happy,
smiling picture.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
So well, put her in an outfit and then ghost
her later, that's possible. Yeah, sure. Never a big dresserper person.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
And maybe some you know, some newbie fresh girl out
here might be swayed by him. But he cannot give
me in bed. Absolutely not. I don't look at those fingers.
Those fingers are going to just destroy your vagina.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Ye infection.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
You're going to be on diflucan after going to infection.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
My first comments the fact that she's intimately familiar with
the East infection medications.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
You think that way hilarious isn't every woman. I don't
think everyone would be a Gina. Weren't you just going
around the hallways last week talking about how.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
You had like a ut I yeah, because if you
get if you if you're on antibiotics, chances are you're
gonna one of those is going to follow just because
it kills everything. So that's that's pretty normal.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
You know what's the product that she's talking about, lucan
baby that.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
Yeah, the doctor has to prescribe it because it's very
common after antibiotics or uties.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
All that stuff is just a pill or like a cream,
like something going to shove up there like one. Okay,
rub it on or what?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
My hands do not look Do my hands look dirty
in that photo?

Speaker 18 (47:10):
No?

Speaker 7 (47:10):
But I think she's making a lot of assumptions based
on your like complexion. You're like fair complexion. She said
you had ezema and you're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Up, which I don't have. You're gonna flake on her?

Speaker 15 (47:20):
And yah again it's all right, well, uh, Sea mass
not effable to the brunchy crowd that Morgan talked to you.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
But the question is what do they think about Greg Gory?
Now here's the picture of Greg Gory again from the
same photo shoot that we had at the radio station. Uh,
what will these people, these women, same women by the way,
right Morgan, what would they say when it comes to
Greg Gory? Is he affable?

Speaker 10 (47:48):
Fingers crossed?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
You will find out next year on the Woody Show.
Hang on now to the Woody Show and we have
Morgan out there this time with the picture of Greg Gory.
I'm nervous. Yeah, and what and what did you say?
You know you said this the picture looks very boyish.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Yeah, it's like an open sort of boyish charm, big smile.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Way haackier than I Yeah. Oh yeah, completely the opposite.
And when it comes to mood. Yeah. So anyway, same groups.
We had the brunch ladies and then we had the
the other woman.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
The class and brunch ladies.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah it sound like it. Yeah, and uh and so.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
By the way, guys I did talk to like, you know,
eights and aboves, but they're boring, like the Hawk girls.
I don't know, they don't give me are nice, They're
not as funny as trashy people.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
So very so when you asked the eights and aboves
like so just without having like the the audio of
like there wasn't much other than yes or no. I'm assuming,
but yeah, what was it? Was it yes or no
on Sea Bass?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
It was on Sea Bass and no on Greg as well?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh wow, so really even the eights and above?

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Yeah, well, I'm telling you there needs to be This
would be a good for an overall survey, like, oh,
just take a picture of well, like a mathematical five
and go up to other mathematical fives. Guys, yes answers
will be fifty times the women's yes answer.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
That's just biology true. Yeah, well, let's see what the
brunch that he is thinking about this picture of Greg Gory?
Is he effable? Is he?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (49:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
He looks too much like a dad, and they look
they look like they're all girls.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
Soon he could dress a little better. He looks, he
looks he's all right.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Maybe if I was drunk, like five shots in. Yeah,
that is not my type.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
He's too I don't know, that is just not it.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
But he got pretty eyes.

Speaker 13 (49:41):
He got pretty eyes.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
We've been saying that forever. Did she just say I
would not f that N word?

Speaker 6 (49:47):
Yes, that was.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
That's cool, pretty cool? And also, were you in the Bronx.
What what these accidents come for them? I don't.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
This was a very diverse group.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Of yeah stills taking shots of these girls who don't
have the diversity.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
And this is exactly Morgan's right. These are the girls
you do talk to because they're trashy idiots.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
If they said that they would have had sex with them,
he would have had a whole different tune.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
No, no, no, I would have said, I said, I could
tell them their voice they have STDs.

Speaker 10 (50:22):
When she said I'm not dressed, well, I mean this
is for radio. This is a tuxedo, a very.

Speaker 7 (50:31):
You know, basic exactly what he's supposed to be wearing
black button ups, you know, long sleeve shirt with with
like a stone color.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Again, that girl has ft a guy in sweatpants. That's
I think think.

Speaker 9 (50:45):
They're trying to imply that Greg is old. The way
he's the way he's dressed.

Speaker 11 (50:51):
You're probably not in their age, right.

Speaker 12 (50:53):
They didn't say anything bad about him, just he's not
their tight and who doesn't want to Zaddy.

Speaker 10 (50:57):
As a learning experience for me, how can I find
a button up shirt that looks quote young?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Yeah, that's I mean, you're wearing them like.

Speaker 10 (51:05):
How would you have a black button up shirt? Yeah,
literally younger than that one that.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
I'm wearing a normal cotton button up shirt. More with
the brunch ladies. And do they find Greg effa bowl?
Pretty eyes?

Speaker 6 (51:16):
Is he? He looks like those construction workers who like
can call you on the side of the street.

Speaker 8 (51:22):
Follow you home.

Speaker 13 (51:25):
He looks like the husband in a horror documentary that
kills the whole family.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Chris, Yeah, no, wow, okay, Greg, you look nothing like
a construction worker. I was very flattered by that because
he's got tight cropped hair, his goatee is well managed,
a nice shirt that is not Greg, that is not fat, Like,
can't calling construction.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Worker and stay with me on this.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
I kind of get the he'll kill his whole family
in a documentary, you know, because if you watch enough
like I do, it's always the one you don't suspect
and you look so nice and so normal that.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
You have to be the killer. Yeah, Like, he might
kill the family to get away from his wife so
he can go live his true life. A game murders
the only option. Murder is the only way out of
that closet, right yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
And also women seem to take things to murder real quick,
especially with men, because it looks like a murderer.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
That's like, yes, first of all, it is something we
sometimes have to worry about. It's investigations really though. Oh okay, yeah,
well I mean look, that's why women would take their
chances with a bear. Yeah. Yeah, they watch ye, they
watch all this stuff.

Speaker 10 (52:37):
And you're the publish crime docs. A man expresses interest
in a woman, he's a creepy murderer.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Yeah, yeah, nights and they've been brainwashed. Yeah, I was
just I was just telling Menace about that video. I
think I mentioned to you guys, but where these guys
were getting yelled at by this younger woman she's probably
like in her twenties and uh, and she's screaming like,
you creato, why you're following me and bob trying to
get my attention. I'm not interested in blah blah blah.
They're like, yo, look at your car. She had driven

(53:06):
off with the fuel the fuel hose, and she's like
and she goes back to the car and she takes
it out of the gas tank and she throws the
whole thing in the backs. These guys are creepy. Yeah,
you guys are creepy, but you following me and there's
life like yo, just shut up for one second, look
at your car.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
It happens you have the wrong perspective of the world.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Right all right, here is another clip. This is the
the Other Woman and Morgan's got the picture of Greg.
By the way, Greg, you do look stunning. Don't let
it get to you the way. That's the way. It's
clearly gotten the Can we now.

Speaker 10 (53:42):
Reassess their earlier no construction worker I'm yeah, so flat.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Well construction worker for like the village people. Maybe all right,
here's take that is Greg effable? Is he?

Speaker 3 (54:00):
This is gonna take a little bit of effort? He
looks like Okay, this guy looks like his credit score
is seven.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Fifty for sure. I mean, I mean the.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Costco pants, the butt up shirt. I mean maybe maybe
if I wanted him to pay for like shoes and dinner, and.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
For more than dinner. Actually, his thighs are skinny.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Oh but you know what they say, A skinny man
can lay it down so well.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah, that is.

Speaker 10 (54:34):
An old saying.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Is that the phrase my grandma used to that I've
not heard that. But this goes back to what Gina's
been saying because her husband's like super skinny, he's thin.
Got yeah, and there's there's something to do that and
can he lay it down? You can lay it down
because they skinny guys don't get gassed out.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Yeah, this lady sounds like she's church built for church.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Have you heard that before? Built? No skinny guy can
I've never heard that that phrase before either.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
I guess I've heard it. I don't agree with it,
but yeah, it's about preference.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Yeah, not enough skinny guy can lay it down, Greg,
that's good. That's that bodes well.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Skinny But you know what they say, a skinny man
can lay it down. You know, maybe actually I could
be convinced. I could be convinced.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Oh she's coming around because Greg, would you like to
make a form of rebuttal to the cost Co pants accusation?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
How dare you? I believe these are Marshall's pants. Although
isn't that a bad thing? Because we were just talking
about how that Kirkland thing is huge? Costco is cool
right now?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
True?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
The Costco brand stuff, all the Kirkland, the Kirkland sweatshirts
and teens and twenties, not amongst this lady's age maybe
and maybe a lot among the brunch ladies that would
have been cooler.

Speaker 9 (55:46):
Yeah, have the logo on it, right, a lot of Yeah,
they'rewn a lot of shade on your outfit, right, But
I think it's a.

Speaker 10 (55:52):
Perfect Just don't get it. I mean, I don't care,
but I don't understand how a button up shirt could
be any different.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yeah, sixty six says in my experienced, skinny guys have
huge d's. Yeah, is that I was going to say,
is that like an illusion like fat rolls?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Well, it's like the idea with pubes, like if you
cut the pubes down, the mailbox looks bigger, Right, you've
heard that. It's one of the things that you've heard.

Speaker 10 (56:21):
It definitely helped.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Right, So if if the rest of you is like
very small, skinny whatever, and then you just have like
even an average penis is going to look better on
the skinny guy that it is on you know, someone
like me.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
I think of like the classic and berry Wood, the
guy who sits sitting on the bed with his Oh yeah,
that guy's enormous, huge black guy.

Speaker 10 (56:41):
Why would why wouldn't you groom anyway? No matter what
you're rocking.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
It takes thirty seconds and it only helps five. Four says,
this just proves the whole construction scenario these women used
never really happens to them. It's not a bunch of
construction workers cat calling women on the street.

Speaker 7 (56:58):
Yeah, that's a trope that I I don't know.

Speaker 10 (57:00):
That seems like so eighties. How often are you walking
by construction sites?

Speaker 6 (57:04):
But just to take the compliment ladies, exactly.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yeah, exactly Morgan, yesterday, guess what happened to me? Guys
kinda I was in this conversation with this guy. Were
in Dallas and they had a bunch of clients and
everybody from the radio station in here. And uh, they
brought a bunch of people they have banned that came
in huge food. You seen the food spread, the food

(57:28):
like this radio station, you know what you headquarters. The
most they'll do is bring on like I don't know,
like a couple of pizzas or something. Everybody, Yeah, yeah, exactly,
this in medicine. To send you a picture of the
spread right now. They had different kinds of shadow, like
one that had like, like I said, like flaming on
top of it. They had they had these little like

(57:49):
miniature crab cakes that had like giant lumps of crab
in them, and different and.

Speaker 9 (57:56):
All that coconut shrimp, that biggest meat balls, dude, all
kinds of they had.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
They oh, Cannoli's, which I had, had a Canolian lot.
They had little mini cheesecakes. It was, it was anyway.
So I'm in a conversation with these dudes. I'm in
a conversation with this total queen Greg right, and he's like,
he goes, yeah, I hear you do. Can I just
tell you you have beautiful eyes? Has anybody ever told
you that you have beautiful blue eyes? No, nobody's ever

(58:27):
said anything about my looks being anything good. Did he
comments on your blimp lips? No he didn't. He didn't.
He was probably staring at him. Your lips are delicious.

Speaker 10 (58:38):
So I hope you're I hope you're offended when somebody
finds you attracted.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Like ill grosser.

Speaker 10 (58:47):
Hr.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
I did put my hand like over my chest and
then my other hand on top of that kind of
went oh my god, thank you. You don't like the
hug where you just touched your hands on his shoulders,
you know where I turned my palms outwards and I
reach out to hug him. I turned my palms to
the outside and then put my arms riding up. It
was so good to speak to you.

Speaker 10 (59:06):
Well, hey, you've got that couple of it. Now he's
gonna follow you home and kill you.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Yeah, right, so.

Speaker 9 (59:13):
Yeah, Oh dude, look at the food that I texted.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Have you ever seen that? Yeah, this is a work meeting.

Speaker 10 (59:20):
Is that a piece of salmon with the lemon? Yes,
it's like a thousand feet long You guys house we
were at ninety seven won the Eagle. You were at
a state dinner.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Yeah, that looks insane. Swings for the food they had
food on swings. Wow, it ruled all right at a
bar full bar. Okay, it was awesome. When he shows
next right back, I will check it out, you guys.

(59:54):
I just got a notice from our friend Tim Martinez. Yeah,
and if you go to Woody show merch dot com,
we have two special pre order items for the month
of April. So from now until the end of April
you can make your pre order, and then once the
month is over and the preorder wraps up, we will

(01:00:14):
fulfill those those orders and we have it. So the
way we're doing this is for the the higher priced items.
We're doing these pre orders right that way. We're just ordering,
you know, whatever people have asked for it, you know,
and so we have for you, Sammy, the laser engraved
Stanley forty ounce tumbler.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Yeah, so this is it's official. It's an official Stanley. Yeah.
They sent over like a prototype one that has been
my daughter. She has had the one of one and
it is used all the time. And the one that
they sent over was just the one that was printed
on there. Not no, I'm telling but it's actually really
really good. It's it's better than I thought that was

(01:01:01):
gonna be. But this is even better because it's laser engraved. Nice.
That's awesome. So that's that's on the Woody Show merch
Store for pre order. And this is another item that
I've been using NonStop constantly. It's the Ogo brand backpack.
Those are nice, Yeah, yeah, those are nice. They're really
heavy duty. It's got the padded laptop thing. There's a

(01:01:21):
bunch of pocket, it's a lot of space for your stuff.
It's a really well made quality backpack. Ogo is the brand.
I know you've seen those backpacks before, those bags, and
it's got an embroidered Woody Show logo on it. Oh yeah,
and I've been using that bag a lot. It's awesome.
So Woody Show backpack is up there, and the Woody
Show tumbler. These are our special pre order items for

(01:01:43):
the month of April. Gets yours now, while you can
just go to Woody Show merch dot com if you're interested.
If you're not interested, don't get anything. It's fine, skip it. Yeah,
it's not you know. And by the way, we're not
we're not getting rich on this. It's basically enough to
cover the item itself. Yeah, and uh DJ Tim Martinez,
who's been doing a lot of legwork on this, I'm

(01:02:03):
giving him a few bucks and then, you know, every
once in a while we'll have enough I think to
maybe at some point get an omelet station in here
for menace. Wow. Yeah, but uh so New Merch Store.
There's a bunch of other stuff up there too. We
have those those Duffel bags. We have the zipper hoodies,
we have long sleeved t shirts. We got the regular

(01:02:25):
unhooded what they call that crew neck sweatshirts. We have
There's a bunch of stuff up there, so check it
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it's another new hour of insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Good morning, and thank you for being here. Everybody, Yeah,

(01:02:47):
trying to bring us down today, You can't do it.
My name's Woody. That is Greg Gory. We got Menace. Hi,
everybody grad us here see bass. You're gonna have some
of this week in audio for us. In a second.
We got Sammy Morgan's here taking your calls eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie, you can hits up with the
text over to two to nine eight seven. You can

(01:03:10):
also find us on social media at the Woody Show.
You picked the platform you want to be on, and
then look for us there at the Woody Show.

Speaker 10 (01:03:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Blue Skuys, Yeah, Blue Sky which one that Yeah, that
was the one that everyone was gonna jump to.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
Oh okay he went away.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Yeah. The social media apps are kind of like new
co workers. I don't bother really trying to get to
know them until because like it's so much wasted time.
I feel like there's yeah, there's so much more turnover now. Yeah.
I used to make a big effort like to oh
kind of and then they're there for two weeks and
then they're gone, and then somebody else news there.

Speaker 9 (01:03:47):
It's like, uh, you can usually indicate, uh, what has
staying power, what doesn't. And always the ones that are like,
well we're jumping ship because something happened.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
That's reactionary, they always fall. The one I thought was
going to be a thing and not gone Anywhere's Threads.
Like when that launched through Instagram because everybody had Instagram,
I think automatically for the most part, they say, hey,
do you want to have it? And you just clicked
it was one button, yeah, right, and you had a
Threads account.

Speaker 10 (01:04:13):
Every notification was what he posted something on Threads.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
You might like, it's the same thing on the other things.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Yeah, And so I thought that would that would end
up taking off and it hasn't. Ye, No, not a
real thing.

Speaker 9 (01:04:25):
They're they're trying to do a sports push now with Threads.
Oh so we'll see what that look for us at
the Woodie Show.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
All right, See that's this week and audio and a
warning for all of you folks who are going to
see the Minecraft movie this weekend, there will be some
annoying dorks there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Unfortunately. Yeah, nobody's talking about I saw a video of
it finally, Yeah, we got some small video here I go.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
So uh and we knew we used to know a
guy who would do crap like this and think it
was hilarious. So, for whatever reason, the Internet has decided
that when a certain character in Minecraft comes on screen
during I guess some kind of sling event, which is
a zombie child riding a chicken, they all scream like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
This the video that I saw, like immediately when Jackpot

(01:05:28):
goes chicken, you know, just chicken jockey. Yeah, everyone, no
matter how big of a popcorn that you paid twenty
bucks for, and your and your SODA's and everything, everybody's
throwing everything.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
To the point where theaters have now put up signs saying, hey,
we got workers that have to clean your crap up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Please throw your stuff at the screen. But it's so yeah,
so fun.

Speaker 9 (01:05:50):
Well because the cheering part, I'm like, that happens all
the timing movies.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
But yeah, the throwing of the.

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Cheering shouldn't, by the way, so it happened. At least
when it first started. It was such a things. You
heard the entire theater will erupt just because they think
that this is like the Shuan sauce at McDonald's a
bunch of nerds to trying to make something thing that
the cops were called because the theater's like, what the
hell just happened in the theater, And here's them's the

(01:06:15):
chicken jockey and then the cops when they showed up
getting heckled.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
The hauling somebody off. Yeah, even though we were all
part of.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
This, Yeah, cops didn't Jesus anyway, So please don't do that.
Don't don't think you're cute, don't think you're interesting, don't
listen to Sammy.

Speaker 11 (01:06:44):
They're just trying to have a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Causing the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
But like when you.

Speaker 9 (01:06:50):
Watch Deadpool and then Wolverine comes out, people cheered, Okay,
you know what they do. But the part again going
going against throwing the popcorn Innesota, that is not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Yeah, here's what they do. Here's an idea, AMC and
whoever else regal U. When that moment happens and chicken
Jockey gets said, see what happens, and if anybody starts
freaking out, whatever, you lock the doors and you don't
let anybody out until the theater, Like I do that
with the kids. Hey, we're not doing anything until this
room is picked up right now, you pull dad on him,

(01:07:22):
and you pull a mom on him, and you take
we're not leaving this theater and to this whole theater
is cleaned up. Let's go. Well, no, but you're here
to clean up the theater. You're free to go. You
want to have fun with your stupid thing.

Speaker 10 (01:07:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:07:32):
Also, it sounds like SeaBASS has never been to a
midnight showing of The Rocky Horse.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
That's another dorky approving my point. Yeah, exactly all the
cool kids were there this weekend audio. I hate theater kids.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
Speaking of movie theaters, did you see this Bill Murray
a confronting pushy So this guy is just I can't
tell what he's doing other than he's got his phone
into the back of Bill Murray's head as Bill Murray's
trying to walk away inside a movie theater and to
the point that he's all over Bill, and Bill has
to give him, quite frankly, a threat.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
All right, shop, So if you attack me like that again,
I'll step on your foot.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Don't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Sorry, don't do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Wow? Yeah, getting too close? Was he actually touching him?

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
I couldn't the part where we see on video I
didn't see that he was touching Bill Murray. But this
is again we talk about, Yeah, oka, celebrity, I'll get
your photo taken. But you see that this just happened
to Justin Bieber too, where like just because someone is
famous doesn't mean you need to stand six inches.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Away from them your phone in their face.

Speaker 7 (01:08:32):
But also the thread of all step on your foot
like doesn't really land.

Speaker 9 (01:08:36):
Was little.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Late seventies now, yeah, it's very Bill Murray. Yeah, step
on your foot tall.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Don't be love Bill Murray, Like I I would love
to be in the same room with him. I guess
I wouldn't necessarily want to sit down, and because I
think it'd be really awkward, I would love to meet him. Yeah,
that's what that's a guy I would like to mean.
I'm not big on celebrity stuff, but like he Tom Hanks,
there's just a handful of people Brian krant Brian Kranston, right,
but I think the people that would be interesting to meet.

(01:09:06):
But your first move shouldn't be whip out your phone
and holding No.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
My buddy Bark.

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
Krausher was talking about this recently with somebody I forget
was like, don't add don't just whip your phone out
and put pointed at people.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Yeah, all right, this weekend audio.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Did you see this from SNL where they had a
little bit of a naughty word get over the air?
Oh yeah, and if for folks who grew up on
the internet, yes, you're not supposed to say certain things
on broadcast television and radio. And so the what's her
name ego Noah d i Am was doing like a
bit where she was auditioning to be the new host
of the White House Correspondence Dinner as she was pretending

(01:09:39):
she was like a Wanda Sykes, like old lady type
and so doing like a call in response to the audience,
and the audience at first at Saturday Night Live wasn't
really getting to her like they like she put her
microphone out for them to respond.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
They're like, we're not supposed to talk. But eventually they
got the points. Unfortunately, that was where an ego had
this line.

Speaker 18 (01:09:57):
With filibuster sho, I had my feel of fossils.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Yeah, and the world ended. I think we needed to
put that in the next election, like can we be
okay with the S word now? Like on broadcast television
and radio Like that one is so tame. It's like it.
It was one of those words like ask nobody said
asked before and then all of a sudden, for whatever reason,
ass got the pass.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
Yeah, because it was never a rule. It was just
like a thing that was right. We regulated ourselves.

Speaker 9 (01:10:44):
And we're almost there. Like with the S word and
Jackson thing happened.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Yeah, that's true because there were stations playing the S
word in songs. Yeah, like Alison chains Man Box is.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Funny because I pulled up that clip from the SNL
official YouTube page and they out the audiencing of course.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Yeah, but I just wanted to go back to like
the live stream or whatever.

Speaker 13 (01:11:05):
The delicious almond Oh yeah, I know, feels amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Yeah, thank you, And we're ripping through some clips for
this week in audio. What's next to you? Mass?

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
I know, Phillies fans get all the credit for climbing
light poles and such just so somebody killed himself, but Florida,
they're fans. After winning the championship, the NCAA Championship, did
the same thing. Guy climbed on one of those stoplight
things that has the big arm that goes all the
way across, a big twenty four arm and he's jumping
up the sound bouncing, getting some good action on that. Yeah,

(01:11:51):
they're not great though, for having like footholds and handholds.
And he fell, oh I don't know, called it eighteen
feet straight to the concrete.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Yeah, that sounds like a Friday Fail story. He's good.
He actually is good.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
He landed.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Give him credit.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
He led it breat basically like you should, flat on
his back with his head tucked. Cops scooped him right
up and he was treated at the scene. I mean,
you got to throw that guy, give him an overnight
in jail at least just to.

Speaker 11 (01:12:23):
Hurt at the hospital.

Speaker 10 (01:12:24):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:25):
Well, he said he didn't have life threatening injuries. Again,
it was your young your your bouncy Yeah, your boyant didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
So that was smart. Probably drunk, right, so I think
win win. Yeah, oh yeah, totally. Every time you just
go do it. See it works this week in audio. Now,
imagine you're calling nine one one, or I should say
I should imagine I'm calling nine one because all the time,
stay doing it right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Well, this guy did it in Georgia on his third attempt,
by the way, to get through because no one was
answering because they're all incompetence. Yeah, say incompetent, because when
he finally got through, he heard this woman placing her
order for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Yeah, the nine one one operator is placing her breakfast order. Minutes.
It's not something you could do, but you're not answering.
Nine one one calls here's a sorry, god, somebody break
in what some hash browns?

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
And the guy was calling because like his wife and
his kid were home alone, someone was trying to break
in their house. And again it took him several minutes
and three calls to nine one one in Chatham County, Georgia,
which is not downtown Atlanta by any means.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Yeah, and he gets in.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
And this is the impression I get when I call
both the emergency and non emergency numbers, is these are
d m V style lazy workers, is what I hear.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
A lot. Yeah, but McK muffin dude, at.

Speaker 10 (01:13:44):
Least we're paying griddle.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
They'll argue, well, you should stop, people should stop wasting
nine one one's time with stupid stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Yes, both things can be true. Sure, yeah, we can
do both things at once. Everyone stopped. Yeah, all right,
this weekend audio. All right, here's a hack, and by hack,
I mean crime most of the time anymore. That's what
it means, right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
It doesn't mean like finding a backdoor through a computer program,
which is that what the real word means people, It's
not just a trick or a tip. Well, this lady
she found a grocery seat at Walmart on the ground,
and you know how they started doing the whole check
your receipts at Walmart deal, which ire Well, she saw
that this receipt hadn't had like it wasn't they didn't
have the highlighter through it. Yet it was still a clash,
a clean receipt, and she thought to herself, Oh, I

(01:14:24):
know how I can use that.

Speaker 16 (01:14:27):
Listen, y'all, I cannot make this up. Somebody dropped a
receipt at Walmart.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
You hear that they dropped they receipt because I don't
know how possessives work. So you're you already know you're
dealing with a scholar. They already dropped they receipt.

Speaker 16 (01:14:41):
Listen, y'all, I cannot make this up. Somebody dropped a
receipt at Walmart. I went and picked it up when
it got everything that was on the receipt. But then
then my basket then a man at the Doorstay, can
I see your receipt?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
I'll say yes.

Speaker 16 (01:14:54):
Third so I just got done for.

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
Dollars ten seve and to be proud of and I
posted about it. Right.

Speaker 10 (01:15:04):
I've been watching Intervention lately, and that's how this one
fentanyl addict made her living by like scoping out the
parking lots for receipts and then going and getting out
of and returning them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
When yes, sir, so I'll just get down for thank god,
yes he is.

Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
Back in the day, when my friend and I were
or an employer and we're broke, we would sneak into
the hotels and get the free dinners that they had available,
and they had free beer too, which ruled. Eventually we
saw someone of the addicts do it on Intervention.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Wow, so many tips. Sorry, you know, I'm not a
big grammar, not to the way that you are. Sea Bass.
Sure for whatever reason, like they dropped they like that
kind of thing drives me nuts, really because there they
drop they receipt the way I see even they write
it like people are writing the comments. I've read the

(01:16:04):
comments on Instagram all the time. You know they lost
they mind? Yeah, it shortening the word you wrote it
on purpose, and you know that different and most of
that grammar stuff doesn't bother me for whatever reason.

Speaker 16 (01:16:17):
This listen, y'all, I cannot make this up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Somebody drop a receipt drives me nuts. Yea, yeah, you
have to try.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
And again I would say, well, don't these people aren't.
Isn't that beaten out of them in fourth grade? Well,
as we just learned, you can go through high school
and not read a book.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
No books. I stay hating.

Speaker 10 (01:16:37):
Yeah, was succeed I do hating.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Sorry this week in audio.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
All right, So this is an interesting bit of an
AI news from the legal world, because a lot of
folks are using AI to craft documents and search legal responses. Well,
this guy in New York did just that, but he
took it to the next level. He was representing himself
in court, which is always smart, and he's an older guy,
like seventy four seventy five, and he had some kind
of closing statement he wanted to make to these judges,

(01:17:02):
and so he said, well, I'm kind of old and
I might get nervous. I don't speak very well.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
What if I instead of us? Was that the real
thought process? Well that's what after the fact is what
he said. He hits his explanation.

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
Now menace, excuse generator, right right, He said, what if
I use AI to put a video to the court
instead of me as even using my own face as
a seventy five year old, I get like this thirty
five year old tech bro avatar to do it for me?

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
And the court did not like that.

Speaker 18 (01:17:30):
The appellant has submitted a video for his argument.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
May it please the court?

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
I come here today a humble proceeds for a panel
of five distinguished justices.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Hold on, that is not a real person. Yeah, they
caught onto that lawyer the court. Okay, it would have
been nice to know that.

Speaker 18 (01:18:01):
And you have appeared before this court and been able
to testify verbally.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
In the past.

Speaker 18 (01:18:07):
You are not going to use this court room as
a launch for your business, sir, So if you are
able to shut that off.

Speaker 5 (01:18:18):
Oh he called this seventy four year old claims he
has some kind of AI business and he claims he
was fired wrongly or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Yeah, sounds like they why they haten? Why they why
why they be hating? Yeah, you know that's a great question.
Why why are they haten? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:18:34):
Now this is actually that all this bad grammar in
the dumming down society leads into this next clip perfectly
wood He and this is courtesy of manas he found
this Instagram count called Toronto Tied. And I had not
seen this before, but this has been a thing on
the internet for a little while.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
Yeah, I didn't realize that downtown Toronto, especially amongst the youths,
have developed an inexplicable accent and slang system. That is,
it's not it's not just Canadian or French, it's it's
part Scottish and Jamaican. And yeah, wait to hear, here's
a guy. He's asking the ladies about with their red
flags for.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
Men, what's the major flag in Toronto Guys when.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
They have bear caties in their phone, like you're that's
for you that don't even try coming up to me
and talking about, oh yeah, you want to get put
onto me. Don't do that because if you got bear
Caties in your phone, your best.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
What that sounds like? That's like that sounds like Fargo
went to a Bob Marley.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
It's crazy. There's so many of these videos out there.

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
Caddies is basically like a street cat, like a hooker
like a lady, and then you're deaths At the end,
she says, you're effing deaths.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
If you got that like done, maybe oh.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
Yeah, you want to get put onto me.

Speaker 8 (01:19:47):
Don't do that because if you got bear caties in
your phone your best.

Speaker 10 (01:19:52):
When I was that age, my dad would have hit
me in the face.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
What so uh this is again it's an interesting account
because you're like, oh, this, we're watching the Downfall Society
in real time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Yeah, here it is.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
So there's another one from this account again Toronto tied,
and he's just going up to like, you know, nineteen
year olds in the mall and asking them about their
favorite Toronto slang.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
What's your favorite Toronto slang word? Futo is my word.
My favorite Toronto slang word is Gerbert. Find is Gerbert?

Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
Obviously gerber coody, it's obviously Gilbert.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
What bro like.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
It's just such a good word.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
I like too.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
I work from all these motor Gerberts.

Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
From what Gerbert? Apparently Gerbert means kind of like a
loser or a weed.

Speaker 11 (01:20:37):
Is it Gerbert or Gerbert?

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Well it doesn't Matterer.

Speaker 11 (01:20:41):
Like, yeah, I thought it was like gerber baby.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
Oh now, but then there are three other terms in there. Yeah,
it's and there's like a it's it's Jamaican, it's Middle Eastern,
it's I would love.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
To hear their normal speaking voice. I was dude, so
thrown off brother day a yeah, bruh uh. Video came up.
Remember Balkie Bronson Pincho, Yeah, right from about the Strangers. Yeah,
Ke thought the right and so he had that voice
in Perfect Strangers and then also he was in actually

(01:21:13):
before Perfect Strangers, he was in Beverly Hills Cops and
he worked at the art gallery. There was a clip
of Bronson Pincho doing an interview talking about working with
Eddie Murphy. It's the first time I heard his real voice. Yeah,
he just sounds like a normal no accent, no high pitach,

(01:21:34):
not like nothing. Just it's like me talking to you
right now. It's like, that's Balkis that's get out of
the city.

Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Yes, So I would love to I would love I
would love to hear you know the that that the
Red Flags chick. I would like the major guy when
they I'd like to hear this person's real voice.

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
Bear Kats, he's in there phone like you that's for you.
That don't even try coming up to me and talking about,
oh yeah, you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
Give it For people who are like so lazy and
other all other aspects of their life, you have to
put a lot of effort into being able to effort. Yeah,
like you're in character. Basically this interviewers should have said,
how are you not embarrassed? That's my first question. You
know you speak, you know you were born into an
English speaking country. Right, We're going to get a quick
break more what he showed next, hang up, wha.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
Yeah, right back.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
That is beautiful. Later on this afternoon, it's Menace and Born.
You're going to be at piology if you're anywhere in
the area of Irvine. An Irvine spectrum is where this
piology location is. That's three to five this afternoon with
Menace and Born. Yeah, if you're like giveaways, come on down. Yeah.
Menas is trying to talk in code to you. Yeah,

(01:22:47):
I am. If there's like anything that you've been like
really hardcore trying to win, yeah, you know, we might have.
I don't know. We have a ton of stuff to
give a lot of random stuff, so much stuff to
give away.

Speaker 9 (01:22:57):
The most I've ever given away show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Look, not everything and everything not everything in every one
is going to be for everyone. Hey, I hate that
girl in Toronto, you know I I, uh yeah, I
hate this.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Listen, y'all.

Speaker 16 (01:23:17):
I cannot make this up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Somebody who dropped, they received, somebody dropped, they receipt. Yeah,
you hear her.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
What's the major flagon in Toronto?

Speaker 8 (01:23:24):
Guys when they have Bearkatsi's in their phone like you don't.

Speaker 9 (01:23:30):
Don't And she's not unique. There's so many, so many
people talking like I do forget. I did forget though
there is a large Caribbean I don't know, like population
population in Canada. Maybe it's a mixture.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
This week and audio.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
What else you have for You've got something for grey here.
Have you noticed in the newest season of whatever Flip
or Flop or whatever the hell this is, that Tarak
has a new look.

Speaker 10 (01:23:55):
Yes, he looks vastly different.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
Well, Greg, he adjusts or he addresses. I should say
this look in an interview with Page six all.

Speaker 14 (01:24:04):
Right, the last season on the Flip Pop, I do
look a little bit different. I'm in better shape. My
hair is longer. I got PRP injections in my head
which caused my hair to grow in fuller. So my
hair's looking fuller, and I grew out my hair, so
that's one thing. Heather sends me to this place every
six weeks. One time they stab me with needles. The
other six weeks they fry it with a laser. And

(01:24:24):
then I rotate every six weeks and that's why my
skin looks better. And then I do the boatox to
freeze it so as many wrinkles. But other than that, that's.

Speaker 10 (01:24:31):
It, that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
That's it. Every six weeks he does.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Look, Hey, he's got that plastic, shiny look he does.
And this is Tarak al Musa right from your.

Speaker 10 (01:24:43):
His ex wife, Woodie. Did you see Christina has a
new boyfriend yet again.

Speaker 9 (01:24:48):
Yeah, Remember I told you Tarrek is trying to help
them get on the Real Housewives Orange County to have
her on there.

Speaker 10 (01:24:56):
Oh cool, No, but I'm saying, look at the boyfriend.
You wouldn't I think that Christina would be with this
dude at all?

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
This week in audio shoo, he loves that ego clip,
so say it reminds me of an old Greg Gory story.
That's true. She was at the restaurant and the woman
at the table next to him ordered a chicken caesar salad, right,
and this came out It was iceberg lettuce and she
wasn't happy, and so she called the waiter over and Greg,

(01:25:24):
you tell the story the best, she said.

Speaker 10 (01:25:26):
She said, what the f is this? Go get me
some for reals, lettuce and chickens on damp.

Speaker 15 (01:25:37):
She's right, Shoot, it reminds me that Greg story.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
All right, this week in audio.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
This clip, you know, it shows that Sammy is not
as much of a psycho as we have all on
the show. Realized this is a lady who is She's
showing you her her collection of Starbucks and other mugs
and cups. What she has is on the side in
the back of now, Greg, as far as deckhore and storage,
you know those things that hang on the back of.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Doors you put shoes and whatever she has? Is you cool?

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Right?

Speaker 10 (01:26:03):
Greg? There'd be okay for your closet door if you
can see it on the inside, right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
Yeah, she has several doors on both sides with and
you can I'll show you with like about one hundred
mugs and cups and each one too many.

Speaker 10 (01:26:16):
She looks like the door is made out of mugs.

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
Yeah, made out of mugs. And she captioned it. You'll
love this, Greg, when you have eight thousand dollars cups
just in your kitchen. Went through a phase where I
had to have every cup I saw Starbucks cups. Talk
about people who don't understand words, just the ones please,
And here she is describing all of her Starbucks cups
and the rest.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
Star Wars cups. Most of these are never even used.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Each door has one hundred cups side.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
There's at least ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
Worth of cups.

Speaker 16 (01:26:45):
I can what you add in the Stanley's This is
about eighteen hundreds with.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
The cups because a lot of them are Starbucks st
only collection cups that I had Tai over one hundred
dollars for because I had to have them, and I.

Speaker 10 (01:26:53):
Only use Stanley cups now, no longer use Starbars cups.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
They're just collecting dust and just hear it, thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:26:58):
Wow, it's always Yeah, it's a very normal amount.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
I'm sure.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
I'm sure for this idiot who's got hundred dollars with
a c because just the Starbucks mugs are twenty thirty
bucks easy. Unless you said the Stanley collapse can easily
be hundreds of dollars worth.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
It this is how She Flexes show Stanley, do you
get that one?

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
How much is that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Gonna be worth? Guys? That wood showstand. Yeah, if you
want one, get it while you can woodieshow merch dot Com.
And he'll be as cool as this lady will. You'll
be really, you'll be super cool.

Speaker 10 (01:27:29):
Like I said, we have enough stuff people, except for
what do you show mugs?

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:27:32):
That's all right, you need you more?

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
All right? Thank you? You asks? Yeah. Here that's a sweet
and audio. It's the Woodies Show, The Woody Show. We'll
be right back back. I don't care why you be listening.
You love it listening. As long as you're listening, this
is the Woody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah,

(01:27:54):
Thursday morning. It is a pre frodic. We have the
entertainment stuff coming up. We got birthday. It's part of
birthday for you a couple of the holidays. April tenth
is National Alcohol Screening Day. Greg.

Speaker 10 (01:28:06):
I'm what, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
How does that work?

Speaker 10 (01:28:09):
If you screen it? If I can tell you the
results right now?

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
All right? Yeah? I would have alcohol? Yeah, it's every day, right,
I mean, so do you think you always have a
little bit of alcohol in your system.

Speaker 10 (01:28:22):
Yeah probably, yeah, I mean, I mean I don't know
the science behind it. But how long does it stay
in your system?

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
I say, wondering one hour?

Speaker 10 (01:28:29):
So that one hour for what? Okay, then half plus hours?
I'm totally clean and sober right now.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Right, Well, it's like Vaughn, Like Vaughn is always high. Yeah, yeah,
so Vaughn may ask you a questions. So when when
you come in in the morning, like clearly, because we
could smell we can smell the weed when he walks
in the door. It's aura.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
I'm saying, I'm assuming you've smoked up like downstairs in
the garage before you even come up the elevator. Right, yeah,
it's a little quick quickie quick hit pop. Yeah, all right,
and then how long will that last? Like how long
will you feel the effects of that? Most of the show.
I'll say until about oh wow, so good for you really?

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
And so then do you like re up? You got
to recharge when yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:29:15):
Lord?

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
Yeah, alright, so like around say ten o'clock or so,
he'll re up exactly, and then is that it for
the day? Like Sea Bass says that he eats like
garbage when he's at the radio station, but he doesn't
eat that way. It's outside of the radio station. Yeah.
So like when you leave, is that I'm assuming that's
not it for the day. Are you just high all

(01:29:38):
day all night? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:29:40):
I mean, like you know, Bruce Banner, the Hulk, always angry,
always high.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
I'll probably do like three joints a day when I
get home. Oh well I get home. Wait, so three
after you get home and then you know, the couple,
a couple kids or whatever they call it, I don't
know what. What do we call it? The grass you're smoking?
The grass, devil's cabbage. Yeah, all right. He's also a
global work from home day. It's National Farm Animals Day,

(01:30:10):
shut Out, National Hug your Dog Day.

Speaker 10 (01:30:16):
Baby experts say they don't like that though, Yeah, well
my dogs love it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
I was gonna say, my dog likes it. Yeah. She
comes in, No, she comes in to me, and she
will like push her head against me. She'll walk up
to me, she'll push her head like right into my
into my thigh and I and I then I bend down,
I give her a hug, and she like keeps her
head there like she's not trying to pull away, She's
not trying to she loves it. She's just a baby.

(01:30:44):
Is just a baby. Do you get your taxes done? Greg?

Speaker 10 (01:30:47):
I do those today?

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
Okay, National Report I r S Tax Fraud Day. I'm
looking at it right now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
It's National Siblings Day, International Safety Pin Day, Golfer's Day,
and National Bookmobile Day. Oh all right, so yesterday it
was the library thing and now today is a National
Bookmobile Day. Birthday's im portal birthday? Comen, what's happening in entertainment?
Menace Well?

Speaker 9 (01:31:14):
Dave Portnoy, the founder of barstool Sports, claims that his
stock portfolio has gone down twenty million dollars. How much
would you just be crapping blood, Greg if you were
down twenty Well, it depends on how much his portfolio
is in total. He says that the tariffs have caused this,
but he says that's the game and he's just rolling
with it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Quote Do I like it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Am I crying? Oh woe is me?

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 9 (01:31:41):
And he does have a net worth of over one
hundred million dollars. I think his net worth before this
whole terror thing was one hundred and twenty million dollars.
He's always doing those huge bets where he makes millions
of dollars just off the bets alone. So uh, he's
just rolling with the punches. And he says he's not
really mad about it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
I mean, Greg, you down to a million.

Speaker 10 (01:32:03):
But if you haven't sold or bought, you haven't made
or lost anything yet.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
Yeah, but if you just look at your total, it's like, I.

Speaker 10 (01:32:11):
Mean, yeah, that would be incredibly upsetting.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
Yeah. I mean like I could look at my you know,
performance from the last couple of weeks and the investment
departments right and go like, oh my god, but number one,
I'm not selling, and then the number two I don't
need it. I'm not I'm not retiring today. So he's
he's got either, yeah, isn't he doesn't need But people
get worked up about that. They'll look on Zillo constantly,

(01:32:33):
what's my house worth?

Speaker 10 (01:32:34):
Or oh I do?

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
They look yeah, yeah, right, like whatever. Then they'll look
at it. None of that matter. You're stretching yourself out
for nothing because you don't need it right away. The
whole point is like you to put away, you set it,
forget it kind of thing, and you let the money
do its work. The market, the market is going to
go up, the market is going to go down. Be worried,
like when you're getting like you're getting closer to that time.

Speaker 5 (01:32:58):
Yeah, it only really matters when you paper Yeah, because
when it's paper lows. When when you get when all
your stuff is liquidated. Yeah, he's like, so that sucks
for your kids. You're having to die during a down market.

Speaker 9 (01:33:08):
Now he has aunty kids that I know of, And
then he's always hanging out in Nantucket.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
He's really sold me on Nantucket.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
I want to go.

Speaker 10 (01:33:15):
Yeah, check it out and see what that's all about.
I had this one friend who didn't understand the whole
home equity thing, and she kept on taking these home
equity loans. Thirty grand here, forty grand there, another thirty grand.
I've already made two hundred thousand borrowed.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Yeah, going every month, exactly. It's wild.

Speaker 9 (01:33:34):
How about this, Greg? Look this up online, so google
it U post alone. He's gonna be playing Coachella Music
Vessel this weekend. But right now he's out in Paris
on a shopping spree with his new girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
And he's so skinny.

Speaker 10 (01:33:49):
I just saw a photo of him the other day
and he is mega skinny.

Speaker 9 (01:33:53):
Yeah, but you love this. He's just walking around Paris shopping.
He was walking out of the Chanelle store with the
glass just champagne. I don't know if if that's legal,
you just drink out in the streets, walking around, but
he was doing it and so stealth.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
I'm so jealous, but I think it's.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
I like Greg, he's made of felt, he's made getting.

Speaker 9 (01:34:16):
But I think it's actually pretty cool that he is
headlining Coachell and Music Festival this weekend. Because Rob dur
Deck his cousin Drama if you were really into the
TV show, Drama is always on Rob Robin Big, and
then he was on the Fantasy Factory. But he was
just recent sharing a story how post Malone would crash
on his couch during Coachella and was always trying to

(01:34:39):
get into parties and like people wouldn't let him in
and stuff. And now he's headlining the whole freaking festival.
So I thought that was pretty Can you imagine a
worse faith than not getting into a Coachella?

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
O God, I would get there to go sorry yeah
and home I would go.

Speaker 10 (01:34:56):
Is it just me or now that he's all thin,
his tattoos almost ten times worse because when you're a
fat wreck, it doesn't really matter that you have tattoo crap.
But now that you're thin and you're you could be
almost hot. It's like, man, these tattoos look even dumber.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Now he's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
Yeah, I did see it. We're talking about his personality,
talking about I think he looks cool. Yeah. I saw
a picture of like a younger post malone where he
really didn't have any tattoos. It was it was crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:35:26):
Yeah, I mean now that he's all rich and famous,
that's a regrettor.

Speaker 9 (01:35:30):
No oh no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
Do you know this name?

Speaker 9 (01:35:34):
Okay, gret I'm gonna test you. Alana Thompson. You know
who that name is?

Speaker 10 (01:35:40):
Lana Thompson.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
A lot of who that is? Alanna Thompson? Who is that?
Come on? You know what? I yeah, I don't famous scholar.
It's Honey Boo boo. It's Honey Boo boo, y'all. I
like Honey Boobo's mom.

Speaker 9 (01:35:55):
No, Mama June, Mama June. Well, I mean I kind
of lost a little respect for Mama June. Even she
gave us that really cool cameo. She nailed it and
she was great. But she did spend all of Honey
Booboo's money, and Honey Booboo wanted to use that money
to go to college. Whatever, Well, she's still going to college.
She's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
But there's gonna be.

Speaker 9 (01:36:15):
A lifetime biopic about Honey Boo Boo's life.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Oh wasn't that the reality show? You know?

Speaker 9 (01:36:24):
Biopicks is like people like actors like acting out.

Speaker 11 (01:36:28):
For life the scenes that we didn't see.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Yeah, I mean, you're an actor. Do you consider that
a win because you're working? Like, but you're the role
you landed? Was Honey Booboo or your money Bob? How
would you like to be Mama June?

Speaker 5 (01:36:41):
You got.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Cast as Mama June June still on Cameo fifteen bucks.
You can get it right now?

Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
I mean, she does great ones. We highly recommend it.
All right, thank you very much, menace, no problem. It
is time for your birthdays and your birthday show.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
Day.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
We're gonna it's Shiver Day.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
We're gonna sit because she's like, it's shubay and you know,
we don't do what we doday. Starting with the celebrities
having birthday to Daisy Ridley Ray in the New Star
Wars movies who's thirty three. Mandy Moore, who was Rebecca
on This is Us Rebecca Pearson, she's forty one. Haley
Joel Osmond from the sixth Cents Paid For in all
those movies. He's thirty seven today. David Harbor Jim Hopper

(01:37:27):
on Stranger Things is fifty. Charlie Hunham who was Jack's
on Sons of Anarchy, He's forty five. Yeah, Joe Material.
So you got Shane Mitchell Emily on Pretty Little Liars.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
That's thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
I love her, I tell you.

Speaker 9 (01:37:40):
And she has a luggage company.

Speaker 4 (01:37:42):
Yes, she does.

Speaker 11 (01:37:43):
And that's what I backpack is me and Greg. We're
just talking about it yesterday.

Speaker 10 (01:37:46):
Thank you show Shay Mitchell love that's her story for
another time, lady. Oh God, I'm worried about myself.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Orlando Jones throwback commercial time. Remember the seven up commercials?
Make seven of your olsay, No Jones? You remember Orlando's
many more credits besides the seven Up, but he was
always known as the seven up gun. Mad TV? No
Mad TV? Who's on that nine? Oh he's been on
He's been the voice in Futurama for like ever. Right,

(01:38:14):
he's fifty seven years old. Brian sets her from the
Brian sets Her Orchestra grag oh Ya. Speaking of throwback,
Thursday's six baby Face is also sixty six, and the
very annoying Steven Sagall is seventy three years old. Today
your porn of birthday is Kamora Quinn. Oh, We've got
that naked photo for that. She loves us. Oh yeah,

(01:38:34):
and today's birthday girl number one Woody Show fan. She
has handled more wood than a home depot forkliff.

Speaker 5 (01:38:40):
She gave me a free autographed photo because she's like, oh,
I love the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
Hang this in your all her boots around you, guys.
We'll let me hang it because it has her naked mora.
I welcome it. I'm fine with that. She's been in
one hundred and twenty eight fine films, including Freaky Asian
Girls Volume one. She was in Girl Scout Nookies Volume twenty,
Bigger Than My Boyfriend, also My Horny Steps Mister Volume three.
She was in Hike with a Happy Ending Volume one,

(01:39:04):
and who can forget her unforgettable role in Camora's rim
job Mania is that the diagnosis?

Speaker 5 (01:39:11):
Okay, soy, I hang out for Kimora's naked photo.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
I guarantee you, I just be okay, No, I don't
think it was. I don't. By the way, if I'm
misremembering this, it's very possible. Uh. The objection was by
a person who no longer works for the show, so
he thinks that may be cool with this. I don't
remember anybody else subjected. We'd have to show it. Then

(01:39:35):
I got a great all right, that's Kamara Quinn who's
twenty three years old today, and that Tripporo birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that is a Thursday morning look at
what's happening in the world of entertainment. You're on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Well, that's gonna do it Thursday in the books. Good.
Just go to the woodieshow dot com or the podcast
platform of your choice and you can hear today's full
show podcast or the fifteen to thirty minute Highlight podcast. Today,
Morgan was out there talking to ladies on the streets

(01:40:11):
with pictures from some of the dudes here on the
Woody Show and asking her her fellow sisters, do you
think this guy is effable?

Speaker 10 (01:40:21):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
That's a good question. Yepta know, yeah, any yes for me,
I would have been like psyched about the rejection. I'm
used to Oh hell no like that, I just expect.
But if you missed it today, that's on the full
Show podcast along with the headlines. We got all the
entertainment stuff pornt of Birthday. It's all in there. That's
the podcast waiting for you at the woodieshow dot com

(01:40:43):
or the podcast platform of your choice coming up for
you tomorrow, you guys, Tomorrow is Friday. Yeah, so tomorrow
we got the fail stories, the d u i Q.
We're gonna do something called the bro Country Showdown. And
we were just talking who is oh the Cheded Hanks
from the from the Weekend audio last week. We've read

(01:41:05):
that one song and the Sea Bass. I don't know
exactly how that's gonna work, but he's got something called
the bro Country Showdown. Sammy, you should actually like this
a lot. Oh well, the country music fan on the show.
So we're gonna have that and anything that we can
do to get through the morning and into the weekend
as quickly as possible all tomorrow Friday morning here on
The Woody Show. In the meantime, anything you got for us,
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(01:41:27):
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Yeah all right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 10 (01:41:38):
Yeah, science cannot explain it. But a lot of the
time your mood is based on how good your hair looks.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
True, So true. I wouldn't know. It's always under a hat. Yeah, true. Yeah,
that's the one good thing. It's like double bonus. I'm
a dude, Yeah, triple bonus. Dude, short hair, wear a
hat all the time? Noise, what does it matter? Tal dry,
don't even sometimes, don't even comb it, and yet you
have great hair. Everybody doesn't like that. Again, well you've

(01:42:07):
seen my hair, Gina. Yeah, but you don't really show
it off. No, I don't. I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:42:12):
Everybody wants everybody else's hair.

Speaker 11 (01:42:14):
I want.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
Greg wants MENACE's hair. I do not.

Speaker 9 (01:42:20):
Today though, because I forgot my palmade, I had to
go with hairspray.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
It's not good all right anyway, Thank you very much,
Greg Goring, what thank you so much for giving the
show some of your valuable time this morning. You know,
we love it. Appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it and we'll catch you back
here tomorrow. I have a great day. S M D
double M. Quit this bitch.