FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 14th 2025 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody morning. Who's excited. It's

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a brand new weeknd. It is Monday morning. It is
April the fourteenth, twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Hi,
my name is Woody. That is great, good menace, good
morning to you. Good morning, I said, good day, sir,
Good day, Gina grad good morning, Happy Monday. Mass is here.
We got Sammy, and there is Bort Menjing in the

(01:12):
Woody Show production department. Our associate producer, Morgan is here,
Vaughan is here, our video producer. And then you if
you like to be part of things today, you're already here.
You might as well participate. Eight seven seven four, What
is the phone number? Send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Coming up for you today.
We'll get caught up on all the trending news headlines
for over the weekend. Hopefully everybody's weekend was great. Lit

(01:36):
weekend cheers and jeers, and some Woody Show food news
coming out today, and menace a little thing for you.
It's not just food news. Okay, it's a woody show
taste drive. It just started over the weekend passover, right. Yeah,
so our resident Jew, Gina grad. Yeah, she brought in

(01:59):
some jew food.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Lots of different jew foods to try.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's a jew foods taste drive today. I don't think
I've ever had any.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Oh you're gonna have a Shmorgas.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
You never had a lak? I don't even know what
that really that is?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
No, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I've had bagels? Is that I mean that is Jewish?

Speaker 5 (02:19):
But I didn't bring bag Remember this comes out of
like poor people doing with what they had.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Almost good a something for three does man? Right? So
forget matza ball soup. I ever had matza. I don't
believe I have Google. No, So jew foods what he
showed Taste drive menace. It's a whole new world for
you to I.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Wasn't around any Jewish people until probably I got into college.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
How about brisket? Okay, brisket. Yeah, with a little very kidding,
very jew brisket is the way brisket is totally.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I love that, you know all of that.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Absolutely, I'm saying that's something he's had. Yeah, you know,
I've had brisk yet, for sure. I'm excited about that.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
By the way, you know what Gina had for the
first time ever speaking of not having things a French
dip pastrami.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
It was the most orgasmic thing I've ever put in
my mouth.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Holy hell, who has been hiding this time?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Somehow?

Speaker 5 (03:19):
What is better than pastrami when you're dunking it in
the ajou?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, I know, it's terrific.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Oh my god, seriously.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
You know you can get him at arpi'st too. Oh well,
now you're talking. That was a like at a deli
type place or was it.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
You know, while I was waiting for my jew food
because I wasn't going to make all this stuff and
I wanted to be actually good, I said, you know what, man,
pretty packish, give me.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
A what do you got o? Pistramih? Okay, I'll try that.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I literally almost when Harry sallied myself in the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, it was incredible, Well dude, that those were so good. Yeah,
my go to there's a place in Pitts It's called
Permanny Brothers. It's the famous Pittsburgh sandwich place, and they
put French fries. And it's not a creamy cole sat,
it's an oil based coal slog on the sandwich on
like big thick cut bread and an egg. Yeah, so

(04:14):
my go to is the bistrami with cheese and an egg.
Oh my god. And it's so good. It's one of
those sandwich is so big. When they bring it out
to you, they got a knife stuck through it. Yeah,
not a toothpick, but like a serrated knife. I love that. Yeah,
it's it's good. The other thing I was going to
ask you because I've been getting some questions on the
text a couple on the emails as well. So you

(04:36):
mentioned about how your step son and the husband have
been mentioning and kind of like hinting around about getting
a dog. Has anything come of that?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Well, as usual, they talk about it and I have
to do all the footwork.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
So I have been looking into it. You know what,
I'm kind of interested in.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
It's down to a couple because you know, I really
want something fluffy and obnoxious.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Fluffy yet hypoallergenic, right, yeah, hypoallergenic.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
By the way, Sammy keeps bringing this up and I
keep showing her links to like the American kennel clubs
saying that is not a thing. It's just a term
people who are not so smart throw around. Well, try
to excuse them.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
It's they really hypologenic. All that means is hair versus fur,
Like a poodle has hair, so technically it shouldn't bother
you as much. But now they're saying it comes from
the saliva. It's no getting out of this.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
So that's that's where the allergy comes from. Apparently, I
think it's both. It depends how allergic you are, probably,
but I'm a spit on you, like Licky, I guess
looking themselves, how would it be in their cag and stuff?
So you have a I'm saying you have it. You
have an allergy to pet data.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
I'm pretty allergic to dogs and cats.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, So okay, so that that's your allergy right now?
Are you letting the dog kiss you or Because like,
people will just be in a room where there's a
dog or a cat or whatever and then they'll dark out.
That's yeah, cat, that's also me.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Like I'll be like, okay, I'm just not going to
pat them as much as I want to, and my
throat starts closing out.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
So if it's saliva and you haven't had any contact
with the animal salivasy, But I'm literally, I'm literally asking
a question. I'm not trying to be an ass. Yeah,
and say that you're not right, but like, so, how
would that work? Give me a scientific explanation. We're reading
up on it now, and it's both. It's both.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
It's both dand or and slava can carry certain proteins
that cause the allergic reaction in humans. So like, what's
to what you guys are saying? Like, I'm I grew
up with cats, but nowadays if I'm around a cat
and I touch it, or I or it's sitting near me.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
It rashy.

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Yeah it's just not terrible. But my skin's itchy, my
throat closes up a little bit. But yeah, it's it's
the dander.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Our cat's getting worse.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Because I grew up with cats, I'd three, I don't
really have any problems.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
You have like a thousand air pre or fires, Yeah,
that's true. That's and then you take like a Zertec,
you should be fine. Apparently also in the animals urine sometimes,
so that could be problem. So if you're drinking that.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yeah, don't on your face, exactly what you're looking at.
The small I want something obnoxious, like a little teddy bear,
like a little fluffy toy poodle.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Greg and I've been trying to talk around, I know,
but I also looked at the Bisenjies, which are cool.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I said, what's a dog that's most like a cat
because I don't need Yeah, they look kind of.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Not a dog. Look at it. That's a good medium size.
But apparently they're hard to try.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Really, Okay, I'm out, but you guys, I just stumbled
upon a new creation that hurt me, hurt my ovaries.
It's called a palm a poo and it is okay,
part palm radium, part poodle, is the fluffiest thing I've
ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
If you get that dog, that's not a dog. We've
joked before, we've joked before. I'm telling you straight up,
you are setting yourself and more importantly, your steps on,
up for ass kickings. But you can get away with it. Yeah,
and you're a woman, so you can get away with that,
your steps on. He needs something he could be proud of.

(07:56):
We said this before, said he wants a dog, a dog.
He doesn't want am he doesn't want this thing. And
it's not just a Pomeranian and a poodle. It's a
Pomeranian and a toy poodle. So it's extra it's so
extra fruit. This is not the kind of dog you
take to a dog park. This is the kind of
dog you take the Bloomingdale's bloomy or you take to

(08:17):
get put down.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
Will sign off on a but I like, I just
looked at and they are cute, the noble cool look.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
But you can tell they look hyper. Yes, it looks
like the kind of dog. It looks like the kind
of dog that would be. I don't know anything about that,
I'm saying. I'm basically i'm judging them. They're very and yeah,
they look like they're moving all the time. Energy.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
That's like poodle like curly haired dogs. I always think
old lady dogs.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Well here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I agree with you.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
I agree with you, but only if they're white, because
they get those tears stains and I can't with those.
I'm not into eyeboggers. One of those little brown, reddish
teddy bears.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
You. Our little baby Cassie's an English English cream golden retriever,
so she got the white for seventy pounds ish, Yeah,
that's huge. Yeah, she's closed like, yeah, seventy five, i'd say.
But anyway, she gets the little like krusties in the
corner of her eyes just in the morning after they're dry.
They're like it's like little things of like sand or something.
My wife will pick up dog puke, dog diarrhea, scrub

(09:19):
it out of the carpet or but she will not,
under any circumstance touch eyeboogers. I get back. It's so weird.
I'll do all that other stuff too, because you didn't
get your eye boogers. Mean you can't even see you
can't see eye boogies.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Dey give them and then I gave you kiss on you.
I think Greg, you're kind of nailing it. These these
little dogs that Gina wants, they're not dogs. I think
they're like, they're not dogs full stop there. They're like
builder bears. Yeah, basically designer build a bear.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
When you think of like your step son, he's what nine, Yeah,
like a boy and his dog. You're not picturing, Yeah,
the boy and his little Paris Hilton toy.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I know, little like yeah dog that wears like a
chain and stuff.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
You know I wanted to get the cutest, littlest dog
I could find and call it like killer Rocky.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Okay, well, if you get a dog like this there,
make sure you get your steps on like full on
hockey goalie gear. No, nobody, nobody can hurt them.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Okay, fine, I'll look at the Visenji again.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
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new week. It's April the fourteenth, twenty twenty five. My
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(10:42):
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This hour also cheers, cheers. Hell, yeah, I hope everybody
had a good weekend. Let's know what you got into.
We saw Menace he went to Coachella this week. I did,
but I made it. It was quite lovely.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
You got to see a lot of friends and hang
out and see some bands and artists. I I really
enjoyed Charlie X. He actually had Eilish come out. She
had Lord come out. That was fun.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
A lot of people text me about your outfit. Outfit
so fest you know, well that was the plan to
get people talking, full full BUCkies outfit.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
My mom texted me about it.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Oh nice what she said?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
He said, Wow, he's fresh.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Nice like Hawaiian style shirt and shorts.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yeah, but with little BUCkies.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah that is. He also had over the shoulder like uh,
like fanny packing went away, but I've seen it come back.
That's back big time.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
Because a lot of these festivals are a lot of
just events. In general, people are pick pocketing. It's back hardcore.
So everybody's warning the uh the little man bag support it. Yeah,
so any and you can like carry a lot more stuff,
so it's a lot you support a lot better.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Do you like hot pink sneakers?

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Well that was my gears because my jeers was. I
broke down and I bought another pair of Hokahs.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Guys, Wow, I'm not. Those are the shoes that you
bought to walk to Disney, right? Yeah? So they worked
out great? You said they were also Yeah yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
Walked forty miles in them with zero blisters, and I go,
you know what, it's gonna be a lot of walking
at the Coachell at music festivals, so I'm gonna break
down and buy another pair. But you know, I had
such a bright outfit. I was like, oh, I gotta
go with a bright pair of shoes.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Just use your Disney shoes.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
But no, no, no, we're we're playing on putting those
into a case.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
So we're retiring those.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, stus one time. No, they're one use. That was
for a.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Special rules to be the tagline like they're so comfortable
you won't care that they're ugly.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, well that's every person I talked to. They say
that it's they're amazing. Yeah, that good. Think they're not
that ugly.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
They're unsightly.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
They purposely picked colors outside of plain white and played black.
They just look disgusting, the pair that you wore on
your big walk.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
They weren't that bad, they really were.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
They were all they look like what the seventies thought
of future shoe would.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Look like yeah, definitely, and my grandpa would think it
was cool. Right, Okay, I'm asking people to rate the fit.
Yeah kind of wristband? Am I seeing her Man's? Is that?
Just vip? Just vip? I saw many people that we
work with have better than me, but well.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
I have Someone specifically told people in this building that
I am not allowed to get a free Coachella pass
because they don't want me going there making fun of people.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Oh my beau forbid right, yeah, but I enjoyed it
either way. It was a It was a really good time. Okay.
So I'm I'm putting a picture of MENACE's outfit right now.
It's on our Instagram story at the Woody Show, and
then you can rate the fit either dig it or
not dog it's BUCkies. So I got quite a few.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
I got quite a few compliments at the Coachell Music
Festival for my fit. Also saw a lot of what
You Show listeners there, so shout out for them as well.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
My cheers and jeers have absolutely nothing to do with me.
My cheers. You might be surprised by this. Benson Boone
so seems like a very cool guy, was super nice
to my daughter who's a megafan. Yeah, she got a
chance to meet him like the end of last year,
and just it made her year and he was just

(14:57):
super kind and accommodating and everything else. I saw stuff
over the weekend from his performance at Coachella, and you know,
I hate Queen. I hate that band like people love
Bohemian Rhapsody. I think it's one of the most annoying
songs everybody. I gotta tell you, man, Benson Boone killed
his cover, killed it. I don't care about the flip.
I just like, but yeah, I mean, somebody, he put

(15:20):
on a show. He's not like a lot of these
bands now that will just kind of stand there and
just kind of sulk around. Now he's up there, he's
putting on a show. Seems like a really good guy.
And then he brought out Brian May from Queen, and
there were some people criticizing, saying there wasn't a loud
enough applause for Brian May. Now, the people at Coachella
are young. I bet they don't even really know well,

(15:43):
they thought it was his grandmother. The only Queen is
maybe Freddie Mercury. And that was because of the movie
that came out, but Benson Boone did a great job
with his cover. I watched the entire thing. That's something. Yeah,
I was not streaming coach, but it kept popping up
because he did such a kick ass job. Yeah, here's

(16:04):
Brian May shredding. Hell yeah yeah, and they had like
a big choir up there to sing that. Okay, to
be fair, I was I was going by that performance.

(16:24):
While that was happening, I had no idea who was
on stage with him? What do you mean Brian Yeah,
I didn't know it was Brian ma. I thinks if
somebody would have said, Brian May, would you know who
that is?

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Okay, that's yeah, this song giant hair shredding on this song,
It's like that could have been some rando.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
My jeers is to just I'm not blaming Delta specifically,
but it's another one of these situations where people are
just stuck on a plane for hours and we haven't
come up with a system to like go to it
empty gate or in this particular case, I'll tell you what,
three hundred passengers stranded overnight on the tarmac overnight in

(17:08):
Alabama some severe storms. They had to divert These two
flights from Mexico to this airport. I guess they didn't
have customs facilities available. So the flights which were originally
going to Atlanta landed about ten thirty at night on Thursday,
but the passengers couldn't get off the plane until five
am the next day, seven and a half hours. No,

(17:31):
and it's because the airport didn't have customs processing. Now,
isn't there an area they can just keep these people? Yeah, exactly,
because you have like ropes, because even before you go
to customs, you get off the airplane and you walk
through like the whole area. Yep, there's got to be
like a gate somewhere where they can just keep people
corraled in one area. They don't give them their bags,
they don't give them anything else, but get them off

(17:52):
the plane.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, there's no reason to ever be stuck on the
plane sitting on a tarmac. And the thing that happens
all the time. You get in early, they go, wow,
we're here like twenty five thirty minutes early then expected,
our gate is occupied. We have to wait for the
spare gate. Don't get excited. Yeah, there should be an
overflow gate that any airline can and should they be
in that situation. Just let people off the gun scamplane.

(18:16):
I have overflow gates. Yeah, so Delta's apologized. They're offering
full refunds everybody. Again, not their fault that the airport
doesn't have a but there should be one of those
things at all the airlines and all the airports kind
of look into an overflow gate, or if just this
thing with the customs, at least an area you can
let people off the plane and they can sit there
until if they have to sit there for seven hours,
they sit there for seven But at least it's in

(18:37):
the airport. This seems very solvable, very solvable.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Like it's crazy that this still happens.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
I invented something called stairs right in a room. Yeah,
you don't even need a gate.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Just look off, Morgan, what's your weekend? Cheers and jeers?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
So my cheers is going to sweating, and you got
no one in this room is probably gonna get me.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
But there is no I sweat all the time, Okay,
but I love it in the snow, there is no
I hate.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
It's better feeling to me than dripping sweat, like especially
boxing now and that's hot. Thank you and shout out
to my new trainer who brings me in for privates
for free, for free. Yeah, and I'm just sweating like
crazy and it is the most like you know, endorphin's
going crazy. Oh so you fork and y'all know me.

(19:21):
I was like so depressed a couple of months ago.
I'm I'm like, yeah, so, like, seriously, got exercise your body.
It's so good for you, I know. But yeah, that's
my share.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Well, like I always say, I hate to exercise, but
I hate but I love having exercised.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I love the after effects. Don't it's doing a part
that blows.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
I think I'm weird because I love the being out
of breath and like feeling like I'm dying, feeling in
the middle of a workout.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Checking your social media, it seems like you're doing it
every day.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah, like five six days a week. As my gears
is female drivers, and I'm a lot to say this
because I am one.

Speaker 9 (19:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
So I park on the street because I'm pretty poor, right,
I don't have covered parking anything. And almost every other
week I go out to my car, there's a new
scratch or a dent or something from somebody hitting my car.
I don't know for sure, I'm just gonna assume it's females.
And then old guy said, double geers, double geers. So

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the females that hit my car on the street and
don't leave a note. And then to me having to
be a female driving these type of cars with dents
in it, people think.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Oh, she's a driver.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
But I've never gotten you.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Know, Okay, what's that huge dent that's on the side
of your car where that came?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
For two years, I came out one day after work,
car on the street hit. Now I got scrapes on
the top on the front driver side.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
So from these days with your insurance company, you can't
be like, I don't know how I got hit.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
You still get the.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
I'm not even letting them know. Shout out to whatever
woman hit my car the second and now I got
to look like the bad driver.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, good luck everybody else. Yeah, I love That's my
favorite clip from the family Guy. Do you ever see
that goes around all the time. It's like an Asian
lady behind the wheel and she goes, I'm not even
I'm just gonna put my turn so I'm not gonna look,
and she goes good. Luck. Everybody ash literally just swerves
across all this traffic, good trucks and everything else, good rock.
Everybody ash to be fair. That is also what his

(21:21):
aunt a. Yeah, yeah, my oh god. Yeah. She doesn't
like escalators, won't get on one really. And then for
as long as she's been driving, she gets too nervous
to look in her mirror, so she just put on
her signal.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
And hope for the best.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
She's ready to go. She waits three seconds and then
to give people time to see that she's signaling, and
then she comes over you my ane, Helen. I'm like,
what are you doing to be fair when as a
small Asian lady, No, she's not. She's a small white
I don't believe it for a second. Sea Bass weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (21:55):
Cheers again. I did this a few months ago, but
cheers to angle grinders. I bought an angle grinder specifically
for removing people who chain signs to light poles for
their business, and I've been an angle grinding.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Fool over the weekend. Angle I thought you said, ankle grinder. Angle? Okay,
so a power tool.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
Power tool, power tools in general, of course, right obvious
These angle grinders will go through any bike lock, any
chain in. It's not a ryobe, you know, it just
doesn't matter. Four seconds goes right through anything. So let's
just say the local psychic shop that this has had
a three by two foot poster board just chained to
the light pole. They didn't see that one missing. And

(22:38):
before you get like for your seabof, it's a small business.
They still have rules and regulations. You can't just crap
up the sidewalk. And a lot of these signs are
all such a cop, are all such a person who
improves the quality of life? Huh, Greg, I know, look nicer.
And a lot of these businesses run for city council.
Yeah you were literally okay, I'll take that into consideration.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
You're too pragmatic and logical. People wouldn't vote for you exactly.

Speaker 7 (23:04):
Well, but see the thing too is a lot of
these businesses, like the vape shop, when they close next
year and their sign is still chained to.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
The light pole, that thing stays there for years and
they don't care. Nobody else is going to do it, exactly.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
I once put a bike block next to an Arby's
and I lost the key and I stayed there forever
We've got.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Some bike in our building that I might go down
and take care of because they've been sitting there for
five years. They're they're dangling on sightly. Question, where do
people send the thank you cards?

Speaker 7 (23:34):
It's about it's about paying it forward, you know. Just
you see me, give me a silent nods up.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah. I probably moved three or four of those signs
over the weekend. Oh wow, that's what you're doing. What
I do? Here's I do.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
So I'm during the day and rob rowand is a
lot of traffic and you see somebody out there angle
grinding something people that will raise questions. I'll just take
a photo and of course that's geo tagged. And so
then like on the way into work, I'll say, oh,
I know what I can do in the pitch black
of night, go over there, pop it out of it again.
It's four seconds with an angle grind.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's a weirdo.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
So I don't think your bike is safe because professional
feed they got your.

Speaker 8 (24:08):
Bike defen Why is that weird? Wanting things to be
clean and not.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Wanting thing but like to the point where you're great,
you're getting the angle grinder and you're geo tagging aside
the log sidewalk in public because it was of use.
It was of use to me.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
You got your leaf blower and huh, you got your
leaf blower out right, and you cleaned up the.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Side did Okay, it was covered in leaves. It's not
much that's a safety hazard. Is this? For me? It
was pure asthetic and for me like me and walking,
I know. But like that thing, what did you do
with the sign? I have several open dumpsters I'm aware of. Okay,
so you so it shouldn't be chained there, yes, but
then you also destroyed somebody's property, so the sign shouldn't

(24:51):
be chained there. But like you could have just put
it in front of their place, right, Well, sometimes it's
not it's not where the sign goes. I have done
that before.

Speaker 7 (25:00):
If it's like, if it's a place that I know
just doesn't know any better, I'll cut the lock and
just leave it there so they get the get the hint.
But if it's all these places like mobile car tinting,
and that guy's not local, you know, and his his
big plastic signs down.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
A lot of signs for Mosquito shield everywhere, I'll get those.
I'll get but I do. I do the ones in
the light poles too, that are like the corrugated ones.
I saw one the other day in my neighborhood. I
kind of want to rip it down do it because
it's unsightly.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
But yeah, and I don't have to pay, and I
don't have to go by the local lord and involving signs,
I just do whatever I want. Cheers cheers to angle
grinders because they're so efficient and had it takes two seconds.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
And then jeers what I will highly correlated jeers the
people that bring glass bottles to the pool. Oh yeah,
inter that well.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Because again not only dangerous, but but when you break
one of those, which you just say, oh, I'll be careful, I.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Want the point because you can't. No one can be prediculable.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
And then appas all the time is it gets last
breaks and that pools closed for a week or two,
maybe more, thousands of dollars to clean the thing out.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
So I had to make not one but two different
calls over the weekend to my weekend people. Jay, you
know the pool seasons ramping up here, and so we
here's the thing. The first time when I called security.
They these these miscreants with their twelve pack of Corona,
one guy with his magnum Champagne Corbelle.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
By the way, they.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
Saw that the security when they entered, they turned the
wrong way to go in and make their sweep. And
so the miscreans, they knew exactly what they were doing.
They get oh T shirts, they're hiding the twelve pack,
they're hiding the beer. And so she she walks around,
doesn't see anything, goes back. So I'd make a second call.
Check underneath the pool, the pool seeds, whatever the hell
it is, right, and you know the Yeah, so it

(26:48):
took it took a while, but so much justice, know,
how do you have the time change? That's a great,
great question, minutes. It's not that I have so much time.
It's that I have just a little bit of uh
stick to and you'll get ansh.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
A little bit of can't do effort. Gold Star. Yeah,
this it's a woody show and we're checking in with
Gina grad with your trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yes, someone set the Pennsylvania governor's house on fire early
Sunday morning, while Governor Joshapiro and his whole family inside.
By the way, everyone made it out safely, and cops
say they're already they got a guy in custody. This
douche facing a whole list of charges like attempted murder, arson, terrorism,
aggravated assault. Newsweek even says that the psycho was gonna

(27:36):
hit Shapiro with a hammer. Cops are also looking into
whether this might have been a hate crime, possibly tied
to anti Semitism.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Why would you burn someone's house and try to go
after them with a hammer? I hate crime that when
you love someone.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah, exactly, it's a love cras happened to be the
first night to pass over, so you never know. There's
also a ten thousand dollars reward being offered for more
info on what the hell happened.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah. Do you see the pictures? I mean damage? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Yeah, and this is like the residency, you know, So
I'm sure you know the taxpayers will take care of
that one.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Well, yeah, I mean that I understand. Yeah. Well, I'm
sure they have insurance too, don't you think. No, I
don't know. It hard to get these days. I don't
think they have a mortgage on the governor's I'm sure
they carry insurance. Suff of course. Well.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Despite the mixed reviews like forty six percent on Rotten
Tomatoes and a B plus Cinema score, the Minecraft movie
still pulling huge crowds, especially with the kids and the
young adults and the chicken jockey and the whole thing.
Minecraft held onto its number one spot at the box
office over the weekend, breaking in another eighty million and
making it the highest grossing movie of the year so far.

(28:44):
The animated film The King of Kings took second place
with nineteen million, followed by The Amateur with fifteen, Warfare
with eight point three, and The Drop with seven point
seven million found the top five.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Dying to see that looks So good freshness On the
premise of that, one.

Speaker 8 (29:00):
Goes on a date with this dude and gets a
text saying kill your date or we'll kill your son,
and they got a photo of her son and she
has to figure out what should I do?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
What should I do? You'd kill your days? I d
a butter knife to the eye. So the movie is
two minutes. Yeah, I don't think so, twist and turns
galor I do love that kind of thing. Well.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Rory McElroy finished his career yesterday by winning the Masters.
He went into day four with a two stroke lead
over Bryson Dashiambo, who faded out early, but Justin Rose
came back from seven shots down to make things very interesting.
Rory could have won it all on the eighteenth, but
he hit second shot, his second shot in a bunker,

(29:42):
then missed a five foot pot, so he finished tied
with Rose at eleven and that forced a playoff, but
that playoff only ended up taking one hole. That's when
Rory fell to his knees and cried, it's the latest
major he needed for the career Grand Slam.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
That's the egot.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Basically, he the British Open, the US Open, the PGA Championship,
Big hero.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
So he got four point two million for winning. Yeah,
I was looking at how much these guys getting paid. Yeah,
this stuff. Justin Rose, who finished second, he got two
point two million. Good, and then it slowly goes down
from there. The losers tied for last place fifty second
place Steven Jaeger and Tom Kim. They got forty nine,
nine and eighty dollars each.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
The guys who didn't make the cut they get twenty
five grand and then amateur stay amateurs they don't get nothing.
They don't get a dog because they're they're amateurs. There's
also a story I saw this amateur golfer, jose Lewis Boulster,
who peed in a creek. Yeah. Yeah, during the first
round of the Masters. He said he really had to
go and he forgot there were bathrooms nearby digit or

(30:45):
do you just want to pee outside? We get it.
We've talked about that. It was fun. Yeah, here he
is talking about why he peed at Augusta.

Speaker 10 (30:52):
Hi completely forgot that we had those Russians from the
left of the t bugs didn't really know where to go,
and since Jaz had an issue on the game, I'm like, okay,
I'm just gonna sneak here under river. Probably the people
would not see me that much, and then they caught
for me.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Probably one of.

Speaker 10 (31:06):
The clubs that I really got today, like real loved.
So that was that was kind of funny. I mean,
it was not embarrassing at all for me. So if
I had to do it again, I would do it again.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Because I have. I'm sorry I forgot to mention fun
Access Yeah, super fun.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Accent and Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez and journalist Gail King,
along with four other women, are prepping for a historic
all female spaceflight on blue Origins New Shepherd rocket.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
This morning, they all posed.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
In stylish blue space suits, all glammed up, and Katy
Perry joked about bringing style to space, saying they would
put the ass in astronomy.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
This is where you're gonna lose people, man, Okay, so
you want to take it seriously. Yeah, So the argument
all the other other times are like, oh, well, why
are we being objectified? Why are we like, why does
everybody do the stereotypical you know, you're a woman thing.
And then you have a chance it's an all female
spaceflight and you're talking about you're putting the ass and astronauts.
I have a theory, normal, I have two theories.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Actually, Well, they plan to wear makeup and styled hair
and celebrating the blend of science and beauty.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
But is that what being a woman's all about for them?
But I'm saying like, if you're if you're like trying
to promote you know, femininity in your you got hair
and makeup, hair and makeup and your sexy space suits.
It feels like a very throwback thing. But then you
can't turn around and make an argument that you know people,
you know, it's just more about it's not it's not
just our looks.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
I don't think they're making that on They're not.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, they're not doing that. Did you see the outfits
where they had bell bottoms.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah, they had And this is Lauren Sanchez.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
If she wants to go to space, her boyfriend will
put her in space and like bring all her gal pals.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
I'm guessing.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
I have no idea if this is true, but I
bet you anything they are bringing certain cosmetics that will
end up in ads that these like Mabelin's been too
space and I think there's a tie in here, but
that is literally just to get.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, and Katie will make some song in space.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Yeah, and then they can make some some themed sex
toys because remember the blue Origin rocket is the one
that looks like a penis. Yeah, straight up, it's got
the helmet on the top. The whole thing looks it.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Looks like a vibrant great name for one, and you're
the only one who's gonna get this reference. Do you
know what their outfits look like. They look like the
hot chicks from Cannonball Run.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Oh yeah, with the zip ups Yeah, guess remember Cannonball Run.
I remember it vaguely like one of the best movies ever. Dude,
so great Don Delawi's Ross Country Race or something exact.
And like the sexy girls, that's exactly what they're wearing.
Was that with Burt Reynolds obvious?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah, duh, that's what's going on with all.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Thank you very much, Gina grad We've got more what
he showed next, Hang on, what do you show back
in a field? You're right back.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
The translator of the English alphabet is what menace?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
This could be the easiest question we ever had. Super
smart is not important to me. The translator of the
English alphabet is value in that worry the Woody Show.
So we're taking over Disney California Adventure a week from tonight. Sweet,

(34:14):
all this talk, all these trips, all these passes, it
all comes down to this park close to the public,
only open to Woody Show listeners who have won their
way in. And congratulations to everybody who will be joining us,
because this is a pretty full opportunity to have the
run of the park again. Public get out and then
it's just Woody Show listeners in the park from nine

(34:34):
pm to one o'clock in the morning. Awesome, and your
takeover pass does get you in even earlier before the takeover,
so you can just enjoy. We're looking forward to them.
We'll have a lot of good weekend cheers and jeers,
Greg Gory, Uh huh, what's your weekend cheer and jeer? Well,
the cheer would be to getting things done. After two
months of what I call grieving neglect, I neglected every

(34:58):
single thing under the sun my house, so I finally
got everything taken care of. Also, huge cheers to Hacks
season four available. First two episodes are out A plus
one perfection of a show and the first two apps
rule so good watch Hacks. It's the best. My jeers. Men.

Speaker 8 (35:19):
As you mentioned blisters and not getting them on your
long walk. I get blisters now if I just look
at myself at this point, a lot of the stuff
I was doing over the weekend around the house, yard
work and whatnot. Huge blister on my thumb, blister on,
like I just exist and I want.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
To blister because Greg, you've gone soft. I used to
do this stuff all the time, and like your body
had been conditioned to it. Right now you've gone You've
gone to city you've gone to fancy it. Maybe you're
not used to it anymore, right.

Speaker 8 (35:48):
I used to be so you know, hands on, and
then I just let everything go and now my body's
paying the price.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Week Oh sucks, Greg. I watched a new show over
the weekend. I think that you love it.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
It's called Friend to Neighbors with John Haam and it's
about how he used to be like mega rich, like
stock guy or whatever, and then he loses his job
because he hooks up with a chick and then now
he has to like steal from his neighbors and he's
like stealing all these super nice watches and stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
It's pretty good. What's your weekend? Cheer? And jeered Gina
gred Well.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
I have a big old cheer to your wife, Wady,
because we did end up having the most lovely magical.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
On Friday, tomorrow birthday. Tomorrow's my wife's birthday, so they
did like a girl dinner.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Yeah, I was lovely.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
We were there for multiple hours, had some wine, had
a ton of food, had so much fun. And she's
just a badass. Like and this is the best compliment
I can give someone.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
She's normal, she is okay.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
Luck you disagree I would say this, that's probably pretty accurate.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Like she doesn't. She just likes things like crazy.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
She's normal, she's I used to. Well, look a totally
different relationship.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Did we make out?

Speaker 5 (37:05):
No? I felt bad because we took a picture together
and then we're leaving. I was like, oh God, everyone's
gonna be so disappointed we didn't.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Let's out.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
But she didn't give me your glasses, so that's kind
of lesbianic.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah, she left these. These glasses were sitting for me
next to my keys this morning. It says, give these
to Gina. I'm like, what is this for?

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Because we're talking about frames, which I talk about a lot,
and I was like, like yours.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
She goes, oh my god, I have an extra pair.
Like so we're we're legal lesbians right, pretty large.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
So Gina sent me this picture says we're dating now, Yeah,
we're dating, and I responded to I said, looking like
lesbians off to the superou Kate.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
So the question is, did all this, like drinking and chatty,
get to get her ready for coming home to wood Oh,
that's the question question.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I was already way asleep, mart.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah, we were out pretty late and jeers too. Literally,
it's like you could set your watch to it. Every
single person I know, including myself, including the checkout woman
at the grocery store, including everyone I.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Passed sudden just allergy explosion.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Everyone has itchy eyes, Everybody has a runny note like
did the.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Pollen just explode forty eight hours ago? What happened?

Speaker 5 (38:11):
It's that time of year, I mean, every like my kids,
like like you didn't see them, like I had me too.
Everybody sneezing on each other. I guess the good news
is that we know it's not like no one's sick.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's funny. When we were going up, it was just
kind of it was like the dorks who are allergic
to stuff agreed, like they're the ones that have the inhalers.
They're the ones that have an allergy to whatever, right,
like and all of our friends, like none of us
had allergies to anything. Yeah, well everybody's got yeah, because

(38:43):
we all the generations after got babied on everything, on
what they can eat and all that kind of stuff.
And now I didn't know if I was imagining that.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
No, they weren't against the elements. I guess, like a
lot of stuff I don't know, don't quote me, I
don't know anything. This is just what I heard when
a lot of parents don't even feed their kids like
peanuts and stuff until like way later.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
And they can't give them honey until a certain points. Yeah,
all that kind of stuff, and then they don't become
immuneto it. Yeah, allegedly I ate everything and we were fine. Yeah, yeah,
drank from a hose. Yeah. I didn't know if I
was just imagining that because I don't remember any of
my friends having allergies. But the only people, but the
only people who did were like these dorks. Yeah, all losers,
the nerdy dorks.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
And now it's just everybody all the time.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody is the phone number.
If you want to call in this morning, you can
text us. We'd love to hear from you. The Woody Show.
All right, and we're into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It's Monday morning. It's April
the fourteenth, on Woody. That's great gory. We got Menace here,

(39:49):
there is sea match Boy. We got Morgan Morgan. Sammy's here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woody. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven, we showed Taste Drive happening this morning. It's
passover just started this past weekend, and so today our
resident Jew, Gina Grad, she's gonna give us some Jew foods. Yeah,

(40:13):
the map, every traditional Jew food. No, I'm pretty sure
I'm the only person besides Gena in here who's had
a lot of this over the years.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Yeah, anybody else I've had one? Okay, Okay, that's a start.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Show Taste drives Jew Foods. Right for some food news,
Oh yeah, sorry, I'm not sure what happened? They remix
what do you show? Food News? Craft releasing a limited
time flavor for the summer, smoky Barbecue.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Okay, alright, Lemon Trigue.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
It's barbecue flavored mac and cheese. According to some people
who've already tried it, it's good. They say it tastes
exactly like you'd imagine cheesy, smoky, subtle sweetness barbecue sauce
in there right. Craft is also offering their Jalapeno and
ranch mac and cheese flavors and Everything and that Everything
Bagel flavor is also returning this summer in cup form.

(41:10):
Everything Bagel backed by popular demand after being offered exclusively
a Walmart last year they quickly sold out everything Bagel.
I'm not kidding. Yeah, I don't get the hype. I
don't understand why people look I like everything bagels.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
It's like poppy seed, sesame seed and garlic.

Speaker 6 (41:25):
People ask, ask, or act like it's the second coming
of Jesus, and I don't understand why.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
But the mac and cheese flavor just everything bagel. Yeah,
this is a great bagel flavor and this seasoning they
sell it Trader Joe's.

Speaker 7 (41:37):
Yeah, I get that everything about the bagel. Put it
in whatever on top of hardboiled eggs and cheese.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Gregg Warship is It's okay. It's a pretty good stand.
Cinnabon is opening eight firts of its kind location in Pasadena, California,
and another one in Oregon with sister brand Carvel. Oh
mashes up Cinnabon cinnamon rolls with carb ice creams. Yes,
it'll be called Cinnabon Swirl, and they straight up admit

(42:05):
is designed for the TikTok audience. The menu includes something
called the Bonini, which is a cinnamon roll warmed in
a panini press, sliced in half, and then filled with
ice cream that just then. And then there's the Cinnabon
Swirl Sunday, which features the sweet center of the cinnamon

(42:28):
roll as the base, and then it's top with soft
served ice cream. Hell yeah, there are also ice cream
sandwiches served with Cinnabon inspired cookies and Carvel influenced toppings
like sprinkles and cookie bits and things influenced. So for
now it's just the two spots, one in Pasadena, the
other one in Oregon, and then it can be three

(42:49):
more opening by the end of this year and another
thirty locations in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Con fact about Pasadena, California that involves food. It is
where the cheese burger was invented. Oh that's a fun fact.
That's so fun.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Thank you menace, No problem. We're warming up jew foods
and that is that is the process right now, what
do you show? Taste Drive is coming up next, so
for Passover a bunch of traditional Jewish fan.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Maybe not Passover food, but Jewish food.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Correct. Yeah, So this is the culture portion, yeah, of
the Woody Show, very culture and uh and and we're
going to try this stuff. We'll let you know what's good.
We'll let you know which one is honest, most worth trying.
And you got these? Do you make this stuff?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Please?

Speaker 5 (43:33):
I got these from one of my favorite place is
a place called Brent's Deli really really amazing.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
And so we'll see what you think.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
You know, we'll see what you should.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
I tell you how to feel.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I don't care you listen. This is the Woody Show.
All right, welcome back everybody. It is the Woody Show.
It's a Monday morning, and we just wrapped up some
food news. Now it's time for the Woody Show Taste Drive.

(44:05):
So excited. Now this is quite the operation. We have
Gina in here and she is let me turn that
microphone on. She's over by the Woody Show feeding table. Yeah,
so she's she's preparing and plating some of these different foods.
Obvious sea bass. We have Sammy who's out there doing
some other plating's sea bass is like see, not as

(44:26):
easy as you thought.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
It was.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Warming and so passover just got started this past weekend
and so today for the Woodies Show Taste Drive, we
are taste testing some of us, most of us, I
think for the first time. Ju foods. I got some
havin the gila and the chair. What's that let us rejoice, Yes,

(44:58):
always rejoice. All right, So, Greg, have you ever tried
any of these jew foods.

Speaker 8 (45:03):
I've had motz of ball soup for the first time
about two or three years ago. Okay, I'm looking at
what Gina's plating and I don't recognize any of it.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Guys, but you are not an Eastern European people, so
it might be a little more familiar for you.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, I'm definitely not afraid to try anything. Menace has
for sure never tried any of it, because he said
he never even tried the potato pancakes. Those are the best. Yea, Yeah,
potato pancakes.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Yes, you don't have to like it, but the thing
is you want to explore and broaden your horizons.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
My family, my parents, for I have no reason or
understanding why, for like several years of our childhood bought
Mozza crackers.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Well, nobody wants that. We don't even want that, and
I don't understand what that was. Just like what we
had of the house was Matza. We liked it. No,
we liked it so well. Okay, so you can't good.
My one friend's family they always had mots of crackers
because they're big and square, right, they even bread, but
so is everything else. Yeah, no, I know. So what

(46:03):
we always liked after school we would put butter and
jelly on it. That's delicious. Yeah, and it was so
good that if you just ate it, ate it by itself,
it's like Body of Christ. I mean it's so plain
and just dry and everything. But yeah, you spread some
butter and put some jelly on. Yeah. All right, So
what do you show taste dried jew foods? What do

(46:24):
you have here for us? Gina?

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Well, I brought a large array, and thank you so
much to Sammy for doing that.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Still running so much, Sammy.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
This is a staple of Jewish households, mostly during Passover,
which is now.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
But this is matzable soup.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
It's really just chicken broth, noodles, chicken carrots, and mats
of baal. The texture sometimes freaks people out.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
It's just it's, oh, you do.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Chicken soup?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
It's it's mozza meal and usually chicken fat or schmaltz
as it's called.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
So essentially it's similar in concept to those stupid things
they serve, the chicken and dumplings. Kind of no, no,
the Mexican thing with the.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Steam massa.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
No, yes, yes, I've never thought of it that way
in my similar concept.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Very similar. That's good. I've had this is way better
than the one I tried before. I love this.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Shout out Brent's Deli.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
It tastes like chicken broth, which is fine. Yeah, it
tastes like Hampbell's chicken soup. Yeah, but the what do
you think about the man.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Yeah, that's I mean, that's the best description is the
themal inside.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Never heard of it, but you like it? Like? Yeah,
solid it. I mean, I'm curious to get the people
who have never have you tried jew foods before? Sammy Nolas?
That's it? Lacas? Okay, So on the Manza ball soup
on a scale of one to ten, Greg, what are
you giving him this one?

Speaker 8 (47:50):
Because I've had it before, I'm giving this one nine. Yeah,
it's really good.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I love it. Yeah, I agree, Uh Menace, I'm going
eight eight Sammy solid eight eight, Sea Bass five. Five.
All right, it's chicken soup. What do you want you show?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
That was the most Jewish response ever.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
What what am I going to do over here?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
It's not an overheat? Why would I rate stuff? Five?
You go, that's not an answer. Non committal, but it's
NONCOMMITTALB because I'm not going into back and forth with them.
That's okay, that's smart. It's called it's called pick your battles.
How long do we all work together? Who could win
that argument? Craig Wood? All right, next one up? There
were what he showed taste drive passovers happening. These are,

(48:34):
by the way, not traditional passover foods per se.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Right, only the only the mass. Everything else is other stuff.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
This layered thing. I couldn't even venture. I guess if
it's sweet savory, what it is? What is a great question?
That is coogle. That is basically like a sweet noodle pudding. Basically, okay,
I coogle. It's just called one. It's kind of like
a they like a casse role. Yeah, it's Do you
eat it as a dessert?

Speaker 4 (49:04):
No, it's just.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Part of the main meal.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
It's very sky dish. Some people put raisin. Yeah, it's
basically it has a little vanilla in it. It's noodles,
it's egg ite's cottage cheese.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
So there's there's as many different variations of it.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Yeah, and some people do corn flakes on top, which
I particularly enjoy.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yeah, it's like a fried custard.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Yeah, kind of like that. It's like noodles.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah, definitely dessert. That's so good.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Yeah, it's great, right, some people with cinnamon.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
So what do we rate coddle and good for you?
Oh yeah, all this none, None of this is fattening,
trust me. And again this is a fat juice.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah right, this all comes from steadle.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
You know, uh, Western European, Eastern European. Excuse me, Like
we're always on the run. We got to make do
with what we have, and this is what we have.
Everything is a shade of light brown or gray. Yes,
it's all beige, it's all base. Yeah, moving on, let's
do Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
I'm giving that an eight. Oh yeah, it's good. It's
really good.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
I'll say the cinnamons and I accent to it.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
My neighbors across the street. She makes a badass. That's great.
It does have the raisins and yeah, which I'm giving
this a ten. I love it all right, Menace, I
give it about a six six. I wish I had
a little bit more flavor, menace. It's not my favorite
up on. Yeah, give me, it's going to try it.
Sea bass I said seven seven all right, oh right,

(50:26):
that delicious and the texture is awesome. It's not overpowering,
it's just perfect.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Yeah, I give it a nine food ten all right,
you give that two oys up.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Jews. By the way, of course, Oi, it's so humid.
It's so humid. Oi, it's so human. It's like a
sauna in here. All right, it's uh, what do you
show taste drive Matza ball soup Google And now the
next thing is going to be on the.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Lot cup mos.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
People know what this is. If they've had multiple soup,
they probably heard of a lotka. These are basically potatoes
fried in a lot of oil.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
There, yeah, there for Hanukkah.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
It's a potato pancakes.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
It's a celebration of the miracle that was the light
the oil lasting for eight days when it should have
only lasted for one, and we all rejoiced.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
It's really just like a like a mushy hash brown with.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
A fried I had a polish version and some people
will have it with with apple sauce. You can do apples,
use sour cream.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
I do both, but I don't I don't really much
the very sauce that it came.

Speaker 7 (51:33):
With very ground version, like you wouldn't necessarily those potatoes.
It's been looking at it.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Like onion and egg and yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Because the flight, this flare, the texture. If you would
have gotten this like hot and fresh, it'd be a
little bit of this is kind of crispy. This is
kind of trying to judge fast food fries. Yeah, after
you've gotten them home, it's hard. But the but the
taste is great, very there's a lot of onon onion salt.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
It's oil, it's and that's on honok. We also eat
really really oily donuts. He's supposed to be oil oil forward.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah, so that's the the lamp, right, it's.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
On account of the lampa right right on a ConA
on a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Greg, what are you giving the locker? I mean I
like it.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
It's it's whatever.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Six yeah, six grated potatoes. If I see potato pancakes,
and sometimes they'll just be on the menu like that
and you go to a place potato pant like a
diner kind of place. I always get those so good.
What about you, menace, I'll go seven. I think I
can doll them up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
I'll give it an eight, because I know it would
have been better fresh, you know what it's supposed to be.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
Yeah, yeah, Sea Bass, gonna go with four fan Yeah,
mixed it.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
I've had versions of this and it's just not awesome.
It's kind of an anti Semitic vote.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
I feel, I feel attack.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Yeah, all right, so what do you show taste drive? Gina?
And it's passover and so we're doing a jew foods.
What do you show taste drive?

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Well, let's move away from the potatoes for a hot second.
Let's go to the Blintzes. That's the one that looks like.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
A little crepe.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
They're filled with cheese and they're served with preserves. So
I put a little dollup of jelly on for you guys.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Mm hmm. That's what I thought was the tuggle.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Oh yeah, the jelly one, This is delicious.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Okay, that's the one that has like the corn was
like a folded crape thing.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
I was like, okay, because I asked him which one
we tried, and he was like, yeah, yeah, that jelly.
The coggle is like the noodle casserole and you're so
on culture, I know. And the Blintz is like the
little folded crape which Sammy really liked Blintz.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Wait, so now I got to go back and change
your vote.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah, now I have to try this one. She tried
the cogal here. That's a good bite.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
That's a good no thank you bite, as we tell
our child, that's what you have to try.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Why that's part of it?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Cinnamon vanilla? I thought you were talking. Yeah, but I
also cinnamon. Yeah yeah, what do you so? What do you?
What are you giving it? Two? Twot like you don't
need cinnamon?

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Oh no, I love this one. This is also delicious.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
I like the jelly one better just trying out. I mean,
you gave it a ten thinking it was something different.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
So the Blintzes are a ten for Sammy. The Couggl
is a I'll give.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
It a nine awesome, a nine because I liked the
jelly factor on the other one.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
Maybe I just need to add.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
The man it's what do you think of the Blintz?

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I love it. I'll give it an eight nice eight.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
You guys are my honorary miss book.

Speaker 8 (54:35):
I'm gonna give that a nine, a nine. It's so
good and it's not overly sweet.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
No sea bass. What do you give off? You give
this one the seven you gave the linz when you
thought it was very good, very good.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
And one more item finally, this is if you ever
fojew foods, if you're ever in New York, like Greg
always is his favorite city in the world.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
He always says it's the greatest city in the world.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Dirty.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
On any corner you'll see a kindish stand. These are
full of sometimes the meat. These are potato, which is
very common. It's a potato canish. You can often eat
them with hot mustard, which I really like. But these
are just another plain like a puff pastry around mashed
potatoes essentially, and it comes with gravy. But we didn't
heat it up, so I didn't give it to you.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
There's a lot of comparisons or similarities, a lot across
the rotting food. Oh, I'm sure potatoes and we have
which is the plural of which people call poch.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Similar we're from just outside of where you people are from,
so that's the candish. It's really just like I said,
a puff patry with mashed potatoes inside.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
A lot of an Amsterdam. Do they have Jewish people there?
We're everywhere everywhere.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
There's only point two percent of us.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
But we're everywhere, all right, Greggory, that's a nine eighty eight.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
It just is, it just is.

Speaker 11 (55:57):
I'll get it tastes kind of like vegetable, little vegetable Ford.
I'll give it a six.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Maybe with some gravy up on that. Yeah. Can you
think of one famous Jewish person that lived in Amsterdam?
I don't know that was the joke.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
That would be And Frank, you know what, I didn't
give you enough credit.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
That was a really hard waiting for people to catch
it is back. Thank you. It's very funny. I am
eating over here. Sorry, No, it's fine. I give it
an eight. I would.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
I mean, I don't know if this would be sac
religious or not, but I put hot sauce on mishlicious
sure not traditional?

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Once?

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Should I tell you how to kingsh?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Do you want to kill your grandmother? Horror? For four?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Veryland?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
What is it that they packed it with? Is that
great bravy?

Speaker 5 (56:58):
But we didn't hate it up, so I don'tant to
give you a cold.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
It's not your fault. That's the one to show taste.
We're gonna go through a man up all these scores
and then we'll rank them for you have all the
things we tried here today, which did we think? And
a lot of people here for the first time ever
trying these I have. Yeah. And you know what, man,
you'd be in a.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Real mench You really are such a match.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
You are good thing? All right?

Speaker 4 (57:28):
What I do now?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
What is today's word of the day idio secrecy?

Speaker 6 (57:39):
In a sense his idio secrecies are are multitudes?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
What? What? What multinate? Multi? The Woody show, the question
of the room. I know I brought up. My wife
is disgusted by if I drink the milk out of
the bowl from my cereals, Like if I pick up
the bowl and I drink the milk out of it,

(58:05):
it's wasteful, not like that, I know. I know she's
an idiot. What about when you get something like this,
or like if you get like if you go to
the hibachi place, like the Benny hone kuin of place
and they bring out that soup, either it's you know whatever,
miso or is it is it against the rules? I
get to pick it up because I was just picking
up the ball here, the matza ball, and I was just.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Like, I wouldn't do it in public, I think it
But I think with miso you came in general.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
So yeah, it's like, yeah, because the spoon is just
not quick enough.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
No, it's not doing the drip.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Yeah, all right, So we tried these different different jew
foods in that last round of the Woody showed Taste
Drive and the results are and I added up everybody's
score and I averaged it out, and number one the
most popular was the blints. Wyow, I mean, it's so universal,
how can you not. Yeah, basically it's an average score

(59:00):
of an eight point two amazing. The second favorite jew
food item is that Gina brought in today, was the
Matza ball soup.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Yeah, it's it's great.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
That's an average score of seven point eight. Then you
had the coogle that should be number one, and that
had an average score of seven. What one was the.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Coogle again the noodle cast or.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
The one that you were confused with, not the one
the jelly on, the one that the corn flakes and.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
The okay, that's about the average way down so you
didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Yeah, yeah, And then it was, uh, let's see, number
four was the lot because the potato lot, because that's
an average score of six point six. And then the kindish,
I think because it was Maybe here's the thing, maybe
if we would have started with a kinish, because you
go through all these other things that are like a
lot more complex and flavoring and everything out that it
could have. Because after having like especially the blends, you know,

(59:50):
with all the sweetness and everything else, then you go
to the because the kidsh is great, especially with like
a gravy. Like.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Yeah, we went in no particular order.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
I mean the locas had a six point six and
then last by six point four, so.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
It was everything was above average.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Yes, that's great.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Absolutely, try some jew food everyone. Yes, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Finished my whole plate in this room. When and I
ever done that, I'm full week. You gotta take a
dumb knight. Yi mom, No, I know we're from Boston
and all, but can't get upset. I think I'm going
to be Jewish now. To be fair, she didn't finish
all her soup, so she still go she will.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Sammy as we say, you're a good eater, kenihora, that
means like god forbid, you're not a good eater. We
love a horror good luck, good luck ni horror horror. Yeah,
KeNHA horror. Well I'm glad you're all. You're all my mishbooka.
Now you're my family, you're honorary Jews.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
They're looking for that. All right. Well, thank you, Gina,
thank you for bringing on this welcome. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can set us
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is The Woody Show. The Woody Show, be back back,
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Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
You're so needy because I'm Russian, I'm Asian.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Actually, he's the best thing on being Asian, honestly, the
right the show, and it's another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. You can text us over to
two two nine eight seven. My name is Wodding. That's
Greig Gorey. Good morning. There's Menace, hid Hie, we got

(01:01:38):
Sea Bass, there's Morgan. Sammy is here. Phones, like I mentioned,
text you can do that. You can find us on
social media. Look for us at the Woodie Show. Still
try to get to two hundred thousand Instagram follower. Really, yeah,
it's an ongoing thing. Is there a blocker put on
like a limitter. Yeah, oh no, that's that now, dog
from me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
It is Instagram set.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Nah, yeah, you know what it's like. Uh, we'll have
like a really good day and then the next day
will be like a bunch of people unfollowing. But you
have there's always that EDB and flow. Yeah, I'm looking
at give me one second pulling up see exactly how
many we need at this point? All right? Is it following?
Are they just kicking people off the platform because like
I don't unfollow either one or Yeah, like accounts that

(01:02:24):
haven't been used in years, they clear them out, because don't.
I don't find myself unfollowing people very often? All right,
so we need seven and eighty five five wet that
the people who are on there are already following us. Yeah,
so if you're not following us on Instagram yet, please

(01:02:44):
do that. Today is National X spouse Day, and because
a day because all of us have not been married before.
Uh to say X spouse, we're just turning into just
your X yeh Like long term Like if you were
at a long term relationship, you're half the show has been divorced. Right, Uh?

(01:03:05):
In here, what I mean yeah, yeah, is proud of it.
That was like a shell thing, right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
True, But technically I've been married and divorce.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Yeah okay, Greg was married to a woman, divorced, divorced.
I was married once before you were, No, I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Sammy's Yeah, Sammy, Sammy is good. That's four.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Okay, that's a pretty high batting average for one show. Yeah,
or at least. Now, were you engaged previously?

Speaker 7 (01:03:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Never, you've never you were never engaged.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
I dodged two proposals, so I said no, yeah, oh
wow twice.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
I just knew. I just knew it wasn't. It wasn't
the one that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:03:47):
So no, okay, So when you turn down a proposal,
I take it that just means immediate breakup, right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
One yes?

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
One no? So you asked one was like well here,
I mean I kind of like soft pedaled it. So
it wasn't like no.

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
I was like, you know, I just don't know if
we're ready for that, but I'm loving this relationship as
top notch.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
So yeah, that's true, because if it was, we'd.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Be engaged and married. Yeah. So I was just waiting
for from a little andy. So how did it go.
Did we ever get the story with you Greg about
when like you came out? So what like what what
happened first? Did she? We were separated already, so so
that okay, so before you came out, then you guys
had already broken up, yes, divorced.

Speaker 8 (01:04:32):
Right, and we were living apart and uh then so
what was I mean obviously because you're gay, but at
that point, because she didn't know, so what like what
was talked about as being the reason for the breakup
because you guys were married for how long?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Eight years? Eight years?

Speaker 8 (01:04:47):
There was a number of factors, so many factors that
I don't even want to get into, but it was
it was going to go down that road anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
So it wasn't it wasn't a surprise, and you weren't
like making up other stuff just because you knew you
were gay and you're coming out.

Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
Okay, No, no, no, no, I've always said it would have ended
in divorce either way.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Anyway. It was just it just got.

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
So it devaulted into arguing and disagreements and everything. It
was just really ugly and then we got separated. During
the separation, we did I guess there's safety in numbers
or when you're with somebody else, it's easier to talk
about certain things. We went to marriage counseling and on
the first five minutes of the session, the counselor asked,

(01:05:27):
what is it that you want from this counseling, and
she said her answer, and then she said, and Greg,
what about you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
I said, I want a divorce? Was nice because I thought, like,
you know what, why go through this? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
So it was bad and they were like and then
we separated, and then I filed while she was out
of town.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Well, and then how much longer until she found out
that you were gay? Probably within a couple of months.
I would say, you shock her? No, okay, not really, yeah,
because every time she was naked, He's like, yeah, yeah, Pi,
No it was the penis. Now did you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
Make it like I don't know, kind of quickly after
to soften the blow, to make her feel better. Where
you want to know that you were gay, that you came.

Speaker 8 (01:06:17):
No, it took me. It took me a while to
get the courage up. That was the hardest part. Once
I told her it was, the rest was easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
mine was just two different people. By the time we
got divorced. We got married so young.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Yeah, I got married at twenty three, same thing. We
were together for eight years, married for five and just
you know when you are. And I that's why I
discourage anybody in your twenties really from getting married. Oh yeah, wait, took,
you're thirty. Yeah, you know what I mean. But women
kind of have a clock running though, dude, they're I
mean women pumping out babies at fifty now. Like I

(01:06:51):
was just reading about what's your name from Million Dollar Baby?
What's her name?

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Hilary Swank?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Yeah she had a baby at forty eight. Yeah, fun
to go to high school graduation when you're sixty eight.
But no, but I'm saying, like thirty is not old.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
You know what do they call it a geriatric pregnancy?

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Also, like why so why is somebody who's obviously very
skinny have a BMI that's considered quote OBEs Like the numbers,
the numbers just don't drive something.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
Also, we talk about this like, I don't know, times
have changed where you know, when what what people were
in their forties, They had over the hill parties and
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Yeah for sure. Yeah, I just think life was over
it from my experience and from watching others, like everybody
changes so much in their twenties. Yeah, that's the that's
the decade that you're figuring things out. Absolutely, you're figuring
out what you want to do with your life professionally, personally.
Uh maybe that's where you do some travel, you figure
out where you end up wanting to settle down, and
like what area that you want to be in, and uh,

(01:07:50):
all that's and then just as a person, you change
so much. So while my ex wife and I got
along great and there was no cheating, there was no
big you know, uh drama or whatever. It was just man,
these are just two different people. And like Greg and
his ex wife just arguing a bunch news. It was
annoying living that way, and so I figure, like, you
know what, this is a good time because I don't

(01:08:12):
want to waste any more of her time. I don't
want to waste any more of my time. When I
clearly see that it's not so you brought it up.
Oh yeah, tell me about that.

Speaker 6 (01:08:19):
Well not really right, You didn't really bring it up,
you you I remember the story. At least this is
what I heard when you you gave her a Valentine's
Day card or something.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Like that and it was so generic and she's like
your power. Yeah. So we had gone to as a show,
had gone to Los Angeles to do a broadcast from
the Grammys, and while I was gone, I used that
time to really do some thinking. And I mean I was.
I was thinking things out big time, was writing things

(01:08:51):
down a piece of paper and like pros and cons
and all kinds of stuff. Yeah. I was really agonizing
over the whole thing. And then you know, it just
really kind of like once I said to myself, this
is the right thing, then I had I was solid
in my decision. This was gonna But Valentine's Day was
coming up when we got back from the trip, so
I had to go and buy a Valentine's Day card.

(01:09:12):
But man, it's tough because a lot of them are like,
I'm gonna grow old with you. I can't even lie
through a card. So I felt bad, you know, It's like,
so I had to find a card that would, you know,
And I wrote something nice in there, and I left
it for because she was leaving for I got home
late that night. I left it out because the next
morning was Valentine's Day. She read it and then she
woke me up and she goes, well, what is this?

(01:09:35):
I go, what is what? She goes to card like
it's a Valentine's Day card, goes, I don't understand, Like,
are we getting divorced? Yeah? How bad?

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
What did you write?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Here's the thing? She knew, here's the thing. She knew
that we were going through whatever. And she she knew that.
If you know that, she she knew me. And so
that card she knew me very well. Out the door. Yeah,
so she knew. And so I was like, I don't
want to have this conversation right now. So we ended
up having the conversation right now, and you know, she's upset.

(01:10:13):
I'm upset. She wanted to go see her mom, who
lived in Oregon. We were living in Chicago at the time,
so I booked her a flight to Portland. I booked her.
I booked her a flight to Portland. That morning. I said, here,
just go see your mom. I said, I'm gonna go
to work, you know, I said, and then, you know,
you just go see your mom and whenever you decide,
we'll we'll figure we'll figure it all out. It's all amicable, right.

(01:10:36):
That was the last time I saw her. WO were
you serious. Yeah, was that morning because she went to
Oregon lucky and then uh, and then everything else was
done like remote. She never came back to get her
stuff or anything. I said it, like, I told her
she could have anything in the house. I'll give you
anything here, I'll ship it all out to you whatever.
It's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Think she was just heartbroken, devastated, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
What is she coming back for to go back to work?
And just to you know, there's no reason for her
to come back. I could just send whatever she needed.
There was no reason for her to come back.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
This ended on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Yeah, wow, Yeah, that was the last and I have
not seen her since. Wow, that's crazy. We spoke after that, obviously,
even after the divorce became final, Like we talked, are
you like Facebook friends? I don't have Facebook, but no,
we're not. Like she's still friends with a couple of
people like Mike the show killer. I think they. I

(01:11:29):
think they still they still communicate well as Mike's always
been one of my best friends, and you know, she
got along with him and he got a social butterfly.
Yeah you know, so it's fine. There was no bad thing.
Nobody had to pick sides.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
But yeah, it was really rare. Yeah, and so I
was like, look, the only thing I really it sounds
so cliche. All I really wanted was just leave me
the recliner chair because it wasn't part of the set.
You know what I'm saying. The same with the recliner chair,
and then the TV and obviously you know my stuff.
You can have anything else. And I sent pretty much
almost everything, sent almost everything.

Speaker 6 (01:12:02):
It was one hundred percent clean though you had to
play How much? How long did you have to pay
alimony for I remember when I met you were still
paying Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
Forget for five years?

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Yeah, I had to pay two and a half years, yeah, three,
three or four years?

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Son, something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
You get leave me the lazy Boy sounds like a
total bro country breakup song.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Well because oh yeah, yeah, TV, no.

Speaker 8 (01:12:26):
Much, No, he doesn't need much. He says he could
live in the studio apartment, which at this point I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
If I could. Maybe if it was just me or
just my wife and I I think we could do it.
You want to want to give it a go, Yeah,
I can. I leave the kids at the house, so
you gotta take care of them never mind, Yeah, yeah
those those past. Wait, Greg, you had to cut checks right.

Speaker 8 (01:12:48):
Oh, I one big one. It wasn't spread out. She
took oh yeah me o wow. And then I also
got the house and I sold that at a massive loss.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
So it was is that why I had to writer
a check like that because that was going to cover
like her part of the house.

Speaker 8 (01:13:05):
Well exactly. And at the time this was like right
around two thousand and eight, the real estate had not
tanked yet. It was at its absolute peak. So what
we did is we got the house appraised, figured out
the prophet divided that by two. It was a disgustingly
high amount of money, and I had to writer that
check and then the real estate market plummetted and I lost.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
It should have been.

Speaker 8 (01:13:28):
Well, I stayed in the house, Yeah you want to stay?
And and I fought over that, the house and the dog,
and then we ended up sharing custody of the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
How does that work? It was dropping off and because we.

Speaker 8 (01:13:40):
Were both living very close to each other, so it
was just like week on, week off, week on week off.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
That was easy. And do you still have any correspondence
with her? And not anymore? We we did for many
years and then no longer. Yeah, that's a good thing. Yeah,
that's overall, it's working. That's a good out. Yeah, because
Greg has a tendency to be taken advance Jeff, you know,
and he doesn't see it right away, you know, and
so like it takes him along because he feels bad

(01:14:06):
and so like it's it's it's a really good thing
that it was just it's just all over. Yeah, there's
no reason for it. I was still paying the alimony
to my ex when Jen and I got together, and
she hated it. I'm still writing this check. I feel
that she goes, can you see me a favor? She goes,
just write one check and be done over, Like however
many is left, just one and just be done with it,

(01:14:28):
like just smart. Then you don't have to part with
a lot of money. Yeah, so I don't have check,
but I understood it because I was done with it too.
I'm like, oh, you know what, not people will get
I'm so close to paying off my car, I'm so
close to paying off this credit card. And then man,

(01:14:48):
if you can do it, even though it's a big
check and Greg hates those, God like when you when
you write a check, like that. It's painful physically. It's
a lot easier with automatic bill pay and cell and
things like that. Yeah, whatever, But on something like that,
I wrote this one check. I think it covered like
four or five more months, but then it was done.
The idea of like that part of my life and

(01:15:11):
that whole thing would be over was great. How do
we get in this situation with.

Speaker 7 (01:15:15):
Again no kids in either of these two scenarios, I know,
so simply marrying somebody and being of a certain gender
me thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
It's not the gender though, it's who makes more money,
which that usually follows yes, the.

Speaker 7 (01:15:26):
Same, which is I I, as a feminist, I hate
so I agreed this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
This is what I did when I knew that I
was getting uh or it was contemplating the divorce. I
looked up who are the top family law attorneys in
the city of Chicago, and I took the top ten.
I called the first six one, two, three, four, five, six.
I did a quote consultation Tony Soprano over here poison

(01:15:52):
the well, because once you're once you're in for a consultation.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
The other one can't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
That's right. It locks her out of the top six
family law attorneys. In the city. Interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Okay, now I'm going to use this word correctly. That
is diabolical, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
That is good, it is. But I did it because
it is a way to protect myself because her mom
is nuts. And her mom was always yelling at me
about like why is she still working? She should just
be home. Why don't you have kids? Why, like what
do you go away? Yeah? And so I figured, like, man,
her mom and her mom was so easily influenced or
she was so easily influenced by her mom. So I
was more smart. I was more concerned about the mother

(01:16:29):
in law than I was her. I buy that. And
because everything else has worked out very simply said, I
went when I went into these consultations and said, hey,
here's a situation. What do you think if we go
to court? What am I on the hook for? And
they said they gave me an idea of what I
might be on the hook for. So I took all
that stuff. I averaged it out. I gave her a
little bit more than what she would get otherwise. So
I can go to her and go, look, I will

(01:16:50):
give you's deal, let's work out amicably. I will move
you back. In fact, I paid for the uh, the
deposit and the first couple of months of her rent
on her new apartment gets taken advantage of Oh no, no, no,
because I wanted it to be over with, and I
because I figured I'm gonna save myself a bunch of
lawyer fees. True, that's actually very true. It's cheaper to

(01:17:11):
do the deposit on the new apartment a couple of
months rent at the time that it would have been
to get the attorney and go through things, these little things.
Let's not we're not there's nothing to argue about. Yeah,
we're both amicable here, right. So this is what I did.
I said, Hey, I've done some consulting. I talked to
a couple of family law attorneys. This is what you

(01:17:32):
would most likely be awarded in the court. I said.
So this is what I'm going to give you, plus
all these things. I'm gonna move all the stuff to
Portland for you. I'm going to get to your apartment
in your first couple of months rent. And let's just
agree that we're gonna be cool about this and not
make this a big pay the ask when it doesn't
need to be. And she agreed, and she held up
her end I held up my end and it was great.
But yeah, I do recommend, like take the consultation with

(01:17:53):
like the top attorneys in whatever, Yeah, and it locks
them out.

Speaker 8 (01:17:57):
Mine was so easy. I went to this public place
called We the People, Yeah, and they kind of guide
you along. I think I filled out a form or
two and then boom, it was done. Like the actual
act of it was easy money often and it still sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
I was. I was bummed. Yeah, you know, it's sad,
but what you have now? But I did. I did
an institute. I did an institute my own rule. At
that point, like we've been together for eight years. I
think I was about a week and then I was like,
all right, moving on. So is it a day a year,
a day? Yes, you get one day to feel really
terrible and sad and sorry for yourself for every year
you've been together. If you've been together for yeah, if

(01:18:36):
you get if if you if you've been together for
less than a year, you can round it up to
one day. And then you got to move. And what
else helps with that is going through a hardcore wore phase.
You have to get over it. Yeah, but it's not
the end of the world. Everybody acts like, you know, divorce,
and it's more difficult obviously with kids and things like that,

(01:18:57):
but just in general, if you're not happy, you move
on and don't get married too young, don't get married
too quickly. Like there's just certain things that sometimes you
get really excited about a relationship and you want to
move things on. That relationship will still be there if
it's the right thing. True, there's no reason to rush it.
You're not getting married yet, are you? Oh god, I've
been together for four months, three ynths.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
Almost three, I think are four? But yeah, no, noo. Yeah,
I'm not a fan of marriage, and I think you
could be happy boyfriend girlfriend forever. Yeah you can, you know, Yeah,
why involve the government?

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Still have like a ceremony in Cabo though I want
to go. We're gonna take a quick break more what
he shows next? Hang up? So I gotta laugh. I
don't care what side you're on. You gotta laugh about this.
The White House released the results of President Trump's annual

(01:19:48):
physical Oh yeah, there, he remains in excellent health. Okay.
The report says, Trump, who is seventy eight years old,
exhibits robust cardiac, cardiac, pulmonary neurological and general physical function robust.
But here's the thing. It also says that he is
six foot three and two hundred and twenty four pounds. No, dog,

(01:20:10):
I'm gonna show you a picture, Gina. This is I'm
exactly two hundred and twenty five pounds in this picture,
and I'm five foot ten. Okay, so this is what
five foot ten and two hundred and twenty five pounds
looks like. Oh, look spelt right with this picture of
Jerry O'Connell. All right, now good, Now make that person

(01:20:34):
six foot three, give him another few inches, and then
look at President Trump like dog, Yeah, Like I don't.
There's no way that dude. Ye, there's no way. He's
two hundred and twenty four pounds. They say it's twenty
pounds lighter than he weighed in twenty twenty. Muscle bad
cholesterol levels are now within optimal range, all right, And

(01:20:55):
he passed his cognitive assessment with a perfect score. Naturally,
there such thing. And he's currently taking four medications, two
for cholesterol and an aspirin for cardiac health, and then
a cream for skin condition. Yeah, okay, I don't want
to know. Isn't he winning all these golf tournaments that
he has a Dolphins. It's like, how like your your

(01:21:17):
son will win a pickup game of basketball. I'm sure.
I'm sure Andy's left like your son.

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
You know, he might as well be in the NBA
right every time? Yeah, so what would you eyeball him at?

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Wait? Wise, oh, at least I'm too sixty. Well, I'm
too sixty for real, he's sixty three. He's tall, definitely tall.
He's tall like seven. I would say he's closer to
three hundred pounds. He's got to be like two Yeah.
I put him like a two seventy. I think there's

(01:21:51):
no muscle there because he doesn't work out. Yeah, he's
a row Yeah, I would say two seventy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
It's tough though, because of the clothes. When you wear
something well, I mean, yeah, you don't know this long
time looks like under those suits.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Yeah. Well, people point to his golfing photos as being
more revealing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Yeah, with the belt around the equator.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Sure, yeah, he's probably two sixty five. But uh, I
would like to give a shout out to Bill Maher
of all people, I think the guy. You can say
whatever you want about him, but I think he's been
more fair, not as one side. That's what I hate
about all this stuff. And to begin with, I hate

(01:22:31):
just the one side's good. The other side sucks, and
everybody just you know, insults each other and.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Nothing and proving myself right and.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
And nothing gets done now. And even if, like somebody
came up with a cure for childhood cancer, if it
wasn't your part party's problem, you figure out a way
to make it a problem and to and to not
support it. It's ridiculous. And I thought, this is crazy,
is that Bill Maher got an invite to the White
House for a dinner with President Trump, thanks too, thanks

(01:22:59):
to because Bill Maher is friends with kid Rock, which
tracks all right, And so he went. So Bill Maher
recapped it. I'm not gonna play the whole thing, but
I was gonna play a little bit of it because
I thought this was great. I thought of what he
said was pretty great, and it should be something for
all of us no to strive for.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
There's got to be something better than hurling insults from
three thousand miles away. And let me first say that
to all the people who treated this like it was
some kind of summit meeting, you're ridiculous. Look, I was
going to sign a treaty or something that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Would I have no power. I'm a fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Comedian and he's the most powerful leader in the world.
I'm not the leader of anything except maybe a contingent
of centrist minded people who think there's got to be
a better way of running this country than hating each
other every minute. So okay, so meet up in person.

(01:23:58):
Maybe it'll be different. Spoiler alert. It was first good sign.
Before I left for the Capitol, I had my staff
collect and print out this list of almost sixty different
insulting epithets that the President has said about me, things
like stupid, dummy, low life, dummy, sleezbag, sick said, stone

(01:24:19):
cold crazy, really a dumb guy, fired like a dog,
his show is dead.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
I brought this to the White House because I wanted
him to sign it, which he did, which he did
with good humor. And I know as I say that,
millions of liberal sphincters just tightened. Oh my god, Bill,

(01:24:49):
are you going to say something nice about him? What
I'm going to do is report exactly what happened, You
decide what you think about it, and if that's not enough,
pure Trump hate for you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
I don't give a all right, it was a whole thing,
and I just thought it was really interesting, Like, all right,
we have a lot of friends that need to hear that. Yeah,
oh my god, the people like you know, Mike the
show killer is one of those god like he's he's
cut out like all the bunch of members of his
own family. He refuses to see. His blood pressure has
to be so high, crazy. Yeah, it's a good thing.

(01:25:22):
Everybody should hear that. Weird the Wood Show. All right,
do you want to hear just prankin or do you
want to hear hear about sperm racing? Sperm racing? I'm intrigued.
I want to prank to brak it up, all right.

(01:25:43):
Four people in Louisiana arrested after riding their horses through
a Walmart last week, saying they were quote emotional support
horses and this wasn't a protest of any kind, no
kind of statement about how people can take their dogs
and animals inside. They were just being douchebags. Now here
is one of the guys who was on the horses.

(01:26:05):
My computers messed up there. What's the last time you've
ridden a horse? Last summer for that movie. I did. Yes,
I was any issues.

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
Yeah, I'll tell you this. They kept saying, if you
really wanted to get going a gallop, you just gotta kick.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
It harder, which is your heels. I didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:26:23):
I felt like I would be entering the horses, yeah,
because I was already kicking it pretty hard just to
get it to kind of trott.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Once I put my leg up too high because I
was a younger kid, and my leg was rubbing against
the back leg of the horse and it started bucking
like crazy, rear up.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
I mean, I feel bad just sitting on him. In general,
I know they don't want that to No one asked him.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
They're fine anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Here's one of the guys on the horses. He talked
to the local TV station w b r Z.

Speaker 9 (01:26:54):
That's my amos support anim We just went in and roll.
We always read to Baka. We just wanted to do
it that day. I mean, it was fun. We went famous.
That's that's all. We don't want to hurt no bad
than nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
We don't want to nobody. We went famous. You know
who didn't think it was funny. The cops, they were
all charged to starving the peace by violent and tumultuous manner? Violent?

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
Do you think the cops shut up on horses though?

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
An unlawful posting of criminal activity for notoriety and publicity?
Now I like that charge.

Speaker 7 (01:27:25):
That's got to be a new charge, right, Yeah, I
would think if you yeah, just pranking for as they say, clout.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Was there any poop up in the walmart? At least
one of the rogers was a kid. Some adults than
one kid, mixed impressed with the kid eight seven seven
forty four. Woody again said it's a text this morning
over to two to nine eight seven. The show will
be right back. All right, Welcome back everybody, beginning of

(01:27:54):
a brand new week. It's April the fourteenth, twenty twenty five,
or only one week away for that. What do you
show after hours? Takeover? Oh yeah, at Disney California Adventure
Park in Anaheim, California. Yeah, and congratulations to everybody who
won their way there. We will see you huge. Yeah,
we'll see you a week from tonight. Phones are open

(01:28:17):
at eight seven seven. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. Today is National
X Spouse Day. Why would you want to celebrate the X? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
Exactly your freedom.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Yeah, I'm not getting It's International Moment of Laughter Day.
One of the tackiest things I think radio has ever
done is there are radio stations out there who, at
random times throughout the day, it's laughter at ten after
Oh yeah, I remember that. Do you remember that? Uh huh?
That was kind of like when they first started getting
the let out. Yeah, you know our two for Tuesdays? Yep,

(01:28:49):
it's so funny. I just heard a station doing two
for Tuesdays. No, I was in Philadelphia. Oh okay, the
classic rock station does two for Tuesdays. We're still doing
that here. I'll tell you. It's National Dolphin Day. A little.

Speaker 7 (01:29:05):
Hi somebody of a dolphin hugging up person the other
day people, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
For me, National x I'm sorry, National gardening Day. It's
national Yeah, I'm listening every day. Look up at the
sky day, National Pecan Day. And it's also reached as
high as you can day. Oh all right for the sky? Yeah,
all right, menace. What's happening with the entertainment? Well, nearly
seven years after the Connors killed off, Roseanne her Son

(01:29:34):
says that she's loving life in Texas. That long ago,
I know, I was thinking about that seven years years. Yeah,
but she's loving her life living on a thirty acre ranch. Greg,
listen to what she's been into. She loves driving, driving
around her lawnmower, using her chainsaw to trim tree. She's living,

(01:29:55):
but she is.

Speaker 6 (01:29:56):
Splitting her time between Texas and Palm Beach, Florida. She
has a lot of that lived there.

Speaker 2 (01:30:00):
So she added that she's not totally out of the
entertainment industry. She was just at the kill Tony and
Netflix taping that happened, So I don't write her off.
She hasn't fully retired, all right, you know, but she
she's got dumb money still.

Speaker 6 (01:30:17):
Yeah, it's not twenty ten again. Yeah, but she does
love her life on the ranch. I thought you would.
You would like that, Greg, That's like you're drinks with her.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
That is my dream. Well here's some fun facts. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
I don't know if you know this, but The devil
Ware's Prada very popular love it movie.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
Anne Hathaway actually wasn't the first choice for this movie.
She was the ninth choice for the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Yeah. Other choices were Claar Danes, but she turned it
down three times and too serious. You also had Kate Hudson,
Kirsten Duntz, Juliet Lewis, Natalie Portland. I thought Juliet Lewis
was an odd, terrible I mean Natalie Portman too would
be kind of weird. Yeah, is to say. Knowing very

(01:31:02):
little about it, I just know it's like mostly for
gays and it's about fashion, right, Yeah, that's basically the
plot right there.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
The supermodel cameos.

Speaker 6 (01:31:12):
Yeah, they had a Scarlett Johansson and Rachel McAdams as well.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
Now here's something what do you hate? Alicia Keyes says
that her and her man never have fights and they
never beef. I don't believe that ever. I don't believe
any couple that says that.

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
Do they live together?

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Yes, they'm married, right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
But that doesn't mean true.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Who knows? You don't know. She's married to Swizz Beats
and they never have any issues.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
I never perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
I never believe I think anybody, whether it's friends, relationship, everybody. People. Yeah,
like your boss, like you, you've never had a defined fight.
Maybe we have a different definition like you've never had.
Like I said, beef for disagreement and argument, argument, especially
if you're living together. Like I just don't believe that
maybe there's you can't convince me.

Speaker 7 (01:32:01):
Maybe the key is that they both have fake music
names Leasia Keys and Swizz Beats.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Oh maybe, I mean Swiss Be's is not poor, but
I mean at Lasia Keys is like Mega, he needs
to keep things cool. She looks at her bank account, Greg,
and it's like, I know what's to fight about. I'm
surprised you're not googling right now how much your net
worth is?

Speaker 8 (01:32:21):
Well, I know the house they bought because I watched
a million dollars listening with Los Angeles. Yeah, they bought
you the famous Razorhouse in La Jolla, California.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Greg, what did you say? We're just talking about this.
If a couple is fighting, you never say what's your partner?
If you say f you, Like if you said f
you to your wife or she said it to you.
I think relationships over Really, that is so trash You've
both done that. That's so trashy. It is trashy. Greg,
Like to say that to it a spouse or apart
I could that I could see in in like mixed company.

(01:32:52):
But if it's just you and the other person in
your art in a legit fight and you say F
you it's it's devolved to the point where there's nothing
mean that.

Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
Maybe it's because I said it to me all the
time out in the streets. It's such a pointless.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Yeah, no, I know about I think it's like you
get to the point in an argument where you're just so,
you're exhausted, you're over stimulated, overwhelmed, whatever.

Speaker 8 (01:33:15):
You know, and you talk about it. You talk about
a dude at a bar. If you're fighting with it, you.

Speaker 4 (01:33:20):
Know you're being an a hole.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Yeah, okay, I do think f you is the one
about how about f off? You know what? Hard? But
it's still trashy. Okay. Now we have a shocking revelation here.
I don't know. You looked up her network it says
one hundred and fifty million. Ye, no, it seems too

(01:33:43):
low to be honest, and then swissb's one hundred and
thirty five million to one hundred and fifty million. Well,
so they have nothing to find about I believe her.
Oh well, he's been a pretty believe all women. Exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
Their house looks like either a really fancy community college
or like a really fancy like laboratory.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
It's like ultra modern.

Speaker 6 (01:34:04):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Greg, how about this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Are you disappointed in ed? Shearan? He says he is
too busy to drink, so it says that he's not
totally sober. But he says that he used to drink
up to ten pints a night. Yeah, but that's what
it means.

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
He says that it messes up his schedule too much
because then you know he's groggy and he's tired.

Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
And maybe he's that guy. I'm not disappointed by any means.
I'm I think that's admirable, but he's.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Probably like that guy our friend Tony, who he can't
have one drink. If he has a drink, he ends
up having many. Ed Sharon's that guy where it's like
he can't just have a beer or two, he ends
up having ten.

Speaker 8 (01:34:46):
Call that yeah alcoholism. I get more wasted on beer
than wine.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
Wow. Wow, So you built up such a tolerance to wine. Yeah,
like that's legal water. Now. There was a lot of
talk about the Black Power Ring being black, and there
was we were talking about how like people were going
back and questioning the casting choices. They made the Yellow
Power Ranger the Asian actor and then the Black Power

(01:35:14):
Ranger was the black actor.

Speaker 11 (01:35:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
So people now all these years later, are even though
they're helmets, yeah, costumes. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:23):
So the actor thing about it, He was asked about
it and like, what is the issue here? Do you
do you have a problem with it? And he responded,
I like to focus on the positive and how much
it did for others seeing a black actor playing a superhero.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
And he says that he doesn't really have an issue
with that. Okay, did you ever as a kidd were
you ever looking at this as anything other than whatever
the story was? No? Did you ever looking did you
ever wonder what, wonder what skin color? They are? Kids?
Kids aren't that deep. They didn't care. So he didn't
really find it a big deal unless the parents are
making a big deal about it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
Well, they don't know to make it big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Yeah, we were saying how the Power Rangers were like
after our time as kids. Did they talk or do
they just move around? I have no idea. That's a
good quest.

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
I think it's both because from what I understand, they
it's a Japanese show, so some of it like is
dubbed and then and then they inner splice with the
American act.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Yeah that is Craig.

Speaker 8 (01:36:20):
Yeah, Okay, So How would you know the race and
why would you care?

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Because the black ones like yo, man shoes show its Shimoday.
We're gonna let its Shimoda. We're gonna sit patage, it's
Shi Day and you know we don't do what Day
and the Asians like we out just like that. Yeah,
so you knew. Oh okay that was the Giday? Yeah right,
your birthday star with these celebrities. Sarah Michelle Geller is

(01:36:48):
forty eight today. What do you getting? Never mind us?
Should I give Michelle? Think about it? Sarah. Brad Garrett
is sixty five. He was Robert Ray's brother and everybody
loves raym. He is a I always told you sixty five.
Adrian Brody, Yes, he just won another Oscar. He's fifty two.
Major Bora Anthony Michael Hall, the eighty superstar, sixteen Candles,

(01:37:10):
Breakfast Club, Rusty and National Ambituon's Vacation. He's fifty seven.
Rob mcinemmy mcleaney mclhaney Laney mcleaney, co creator and star
of It's Always Sonny in Philadelphia is forty eight. MMA
fighter Anderson Silva, the former UFC middleweight champion, is fifty.
Abergail Abergail Bresley. He's it for me to say today,

(01:37:31):
Oh little girl, yea. And she was also in that
movie Sign. She's twenty nine and retired Major League baseball
pitching legend Greg maddox is fifty nine. Today's part of
birthday is Sidney Page and today's break. The Girl describes
her occupation as quote defroct physical excitement engineer. Uh huh.

(01:37:52):
That's according to her Twitter bio, and she is spread
and wine in one hundred and twenty five fine films,
including Don't Pull Out, Volume one. She was in the
classic Chronic Masturbator as well as No More Sticky Socks.
She was fantastic in My Stepdaddy bought a new sex
toy company. But I think we can all agree her

(01:38:13):
two best films, I mean, ask anybody one anal Anties
Escapades and her most unforgettable role in Sydney Page whips
up Sexual Storm Surge with Hurricane hand Job. What what? Okay?

(01:38:33):
That's Sydney Page, who's thirty six years old today, And
that is Japporno birthday, Your celebrity birthdays, and that is
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More fun than goner Rhea. I mean I've had Gonerie
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(01:39:17):
a bunch of jewfood.

Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
A jewfood yeah inside.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
Yeah, we've never had a Jew food taste drive, and
so first time for a lot of folks here in
the studio. It just brought back memories of childhood for
me and all my friends. I told you I was
like the only kid who wasn't Jewish in my neighborhood.
Growing up. It was like me and two other kids
were the non Jews. So many bar about mitzvahz Man.
So that was good lakas hell. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, So

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Speaker 8 (01:40:34):
Easy Greg Gory parting words and voice, and please yeah,
don't worry about the dumbing down of society. Everybody has
a PhD on tariffs and the stock market. Yeah, absolutely, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
Yeah, whatever the topic of the moment is, Yeah, I
got the expertise everybody, and they're throwing around words they
learn from Saw for the first time the week earlier,
as if it's always been Yeah right, all right, Thank
you very much, great Gory, Thank you so much for
giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know, we love it, appreciate you for that. The

(01:41:08):
rest of you guys can suck it. We will catch
you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day, s
MD double them. I quit this bitch.