FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 17th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion is it lies the Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
A good morning, everybody. It is Thursday morning. It's a
pre Friday pre rip.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It is April seventeenth, twenty twenty five. On morning. That's
Greg Gory. I'm ripping. Now, there's a Menace. We got Ginagrag.
Good morning to you see man active ripping, active ripping.
There's Morgan. We got Sammy Bort and Menji in the
Woods Show production department. We got von our video producer.
He's on the job today. Phones are open for you

(01:12):
at eight seven seven forty four. He sent us a
text over to two to nine eight seven coming up
a little bit later on this morning Menaces Higher Education.
All right, so Sunday is Easter, but it's also four
to twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
So this is kind of like talking about pre Friday.
This is like a pre four to twenty things. Since
we won't be on the air that day. Menace went home,
got super baked and then did an interview with a
JFK expert. Yeah I did. Yeah, that issue and we're
gonna and we're gon we're gonna learn all about JFK. Yeah,

(01:47):
as a menace is high and asking some questions, you know.
We got that coming up. Also some of the trending
news headlines, and we got some entertainment stuff Birthday's porn
and birthday all on the way here for you on
this Thursday morning. I thought this is a pretty funny clip.
Monday night during the Braves and Blue Jays game, one
of the Braves sideline reporters, this guy named Wiley Ballard,

(02:09):
great name. He was doing a segment called the Field Report,
where it just interviews random fans, and this time it
was two chicks nice And this is going viral because
he ended up asking for one of the girl's phone
numbers after a little push from one of the Braves
play by play guys. Here's how that went. But who
do we got here?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
My name is Lauren and I'm kayla.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
You guys hanging up the rooftop lounge.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Often once a year I come out to visit.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
Okay, Wiley, four innings to get the numbers? Come on,
come on, all right, So they want me to get
your number? They want to get I'm dead serious.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
So the best part of this right now is that
Wiley could totally be faking and this might be the
new move. You just walk around with a fan dueled
microphone and an earpiece in and convinced fans that they're
actually on TV. I should have thought it was years ago.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, I got the number. We're good and she.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Put she put the number in his phone.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
Nice, brilliant.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Now, SeaBASS is a carton arc. Do you get random
chicks like throwing their panties at you? Of course, naturally
this does happen. But again, I am on the job
and I'm being professional, and I don't I don't. I mean,
I don't blame him because he's you know, he's the
sideline reporter for the Braves broadcast.

Speaker 8 (03:19):
Who cares as a carton ark. I need to be
known that my duties are not to be not to
be messed with. I can't be distracted, vibe, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, okay, all right, Well the Savannah Bananas love that.
Yeah this as I know a big fan.

Speaker 9 (03:33):
You're a big fan too, Svannah Bananas.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
They've hit the big time with their exhibition brand of this.
You know, Harlem Globe Trotter's kind of baseball that they do,
and the show is hitting the road this summer, and
most fans aren't going to get a chance to see
them play live in person. But ESPN has agreed to
televise ten of their twenty five MLB stadium games this summer. Sweet,
I've seen them on TV before, I wonder, And and

(03:58):
they're going to be stopping at Fenway in Boston, Camden
Yards in Baltimore, and so you'll be able to watch
Savannah Bananas games this summer on ESPN. And a lot
of people are surprised that this is even a thing,
and I'm surprised that people didn't already know about this.
Did you know about the MLB Golden Ticket lifetime pass?
Have you ever heard about that? Okay, so retired players,

(04:20):
and I forget how many seasons they had to have played,
but like, once you've played, let's see if they have
it in here in the article here, Okay, so goes
to any regular season MLB game they want. Okay, The
pass given to President Theodore Roosevelt allows the pass holder
and a guest to go to any regular season MLB
game they want, free of charge. Awarded to players managers,

(04:41):
coaches and umpires by the Commissioner's office when they reach
eight years of MLB service. So after you play eight years,
you get this golden ticket. So you and a guess
you can go to any game, any Major League Baseball game,
any park, anytime. You just show up and you get
this golden pass. Pretty cool. Yeah, it's a lot of
people though.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
I know how often because you figure if it's your
home team, they should know you and hook you up
that way, right, But how many how much time are
you spending on the road and going to random parks? Well, yeah,
well the people there know, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
What does it? Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure there's there's
got to be like a number like you'd have in
the back of your credit card that you could just
call up and go back out my pass. I'm coming in,
you know, I need tickets for you know, Tuesday. Do
you know regis filming kids? You know that that guyis.

Speaker 10 (05:26):
Oh yeah, I thought you were asking kids George the audience, Well,
we just filming famous hosts.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
R I p Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (05:37):
He got a golden card from McDonald's back in the day,
and he was so proud of it, and he tried
to go to McDonald's to use it, and just like
Seabat said, the workers are.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Like, what's this? I don't know what well in MENACE's
dream for a while, but now he says they're mid
He wanted the Chipotle card they can have, I know
people to have them. Gabriel Glass got one, right.

Speaker 10 (05:59):
Yeah, but I'm like, oh man, I'm I'm off board, dude.
I was so disappointed my last meal. And because that's
after giving them a chance, after I took a break
for a while.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Was it the portions?

Speaker 9 (06:10):
What was it?

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Was?

Speaker 10 (06:11):
Just it is this plan flavorless and just playing, But
don't there's so many other better places you literally get
to how's it plan?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
If you get to pick all the stuff that goes
on it and in it because the choices are Yeah,
it's just like, really, they've had so many new things.
They've had, like this high honey whatever I think it is.
Then brought they had that bit the bisk the brisket
had so there was a lot of heat to that brisket.
Really it was really spicy.

Speaker 10 (06:38):
Tried to go back again and I tried to get
like a case of diatos recently, and.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
It was just frash.

Speaker 10 (06:44):
Yeah, nah, dog out, I'm out, but I'll take you know,
a golden card from anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Well, last weekend the Masters. You know, winning the Masters
is a big deal for any professional golfer. But uh,
just more than cash and that green jacket going to
the winning player. They'd only get their name etched into
the trophy that resides at Augusta, but they also get
a replica trophy to take home with them. That's cool.
Since nineteen thirty four, oh tournament champs have been awarded

(07:15):
three point four inch two pounds gold medals. And you also,
let's see the wives of the winners unofficially designated the
recipients of a locket in the shape of the Master's logo.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
That sweet.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
The winner gets an honorary lifetime membership to Augusta National
access to the champions locker room. Winners permanently qualified for
the Masters so you can come back any time and
play in the tournament again, receive automatic invites for the
next five years to the US Open, British Open, and
PGA Championship.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I was so late in life to going to a
country club for like, literally less than a year ago,
for the first time in my life with some friends
that belong and I got to admit it was pretty
rad and I really inquired about joining but not playing
golf called a social membership. Yeah, but then I could
see that getting old real.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Fast, real fast, because it's the same bary, same people.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, save everything. Yeah yeah, but I thought, but it
was appealing, Yeah, because it looked it was nice.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's nice to go there once. I think every time
I've gone to a country club, like, I was like,
why would anybody pay so much money to join that? Yeah,
you know, unless you play golf all the time and
you get like some and.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Then when you go to the bar at the restaurant,
it's not like, oh, your membership includes a drink or
yeah you for everything else.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
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Speaker 1 (08:34):
The Woody Ship.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
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correct world. It is Thursday morning, it's pre Friday. Good
April the seventeenth, twenty twenty five. Here we go. I'm Moody.
That's a great gorge.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
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Speaker 2 (08:51):
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(09:11):
two to nine, eight seven come up this hour. Since Sunday,
it's for twenty Yeah, it's also Easter Sunday. Yea on
Easter Sunday tomorrow. Kevin Smith, you know from Clerks. Yeah,
he's got Dogma coming back out in theaters. I got
the rights to that back Cool Jay and Silent Bob.
He is the Silent Bob of that combo. Kevin Smith.

(09:34):
Good front of the show. He'll be in tomorrow morning. Sweet.
He gave up weed. I mean he's he's still a
big supporter of the cause for lack of a better
uh a better descriptors, right, but yeah, a daily supporter, Like.

Speaker 11 (09:51):
Yeah, he will.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
He'll tell you like it's a it's just because it's
not for me anymore. Like he learned a lot about
himself at one point. It's like, you know what he goes.
I think it's basically a big band aid. Yeah, yeah,
so he ripped the band aid off and he feels
like he's more himself in the presence. Yeah right, So anyway,
he'll be in the marrow because Dogma is gonna be
back in theaters and well we're going to talk to

(10:12):
him all about that and other things. I mean, he's
always got something to talk about. Oh yeah, but Kevin
Smith in tomorrow. But because Sunday is for twenty it's
been a minute, so we've had a round of Menaces
higher education. Yes, now, for those of you who are
new to the show, we have Menace gets super baked
after he goes home. Yeah, he gets super baked, and

(10:33):
then he does an interview where he learns something from somebody.
We get pitched on interviews all the time, non stop.
The guy that we have today, he's a JFK expert.
So I know Samy's gonna have a lot of interest
in this because she's assessed.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, she took that really cool picture. Yeah, like right
in the middle of the street where the ex was
painted where he got assassinated and two big thumbs up
and a giant smile.

Speaker 7 (10:57):
It's her favorite place.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, And anyway, but JFK a expert higher education. Menace
super baked asking questions. You did say there was some
kind of technical issue.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
I had a struggle because and this is not Sea
Bass's fault, this is one hundred percent my fault. But
I asked him, like, you know, what's the situation, what's
the interview? How technically, how we're going to do it.
He's like, oh, you're gonna have to call this guy
and normally we send it out a link via zoom
And I go, can we call people on zoom? And

(11:28):
he goes, yeah, sure, no problem. I go, Okay, well,
I've never done that before, but I'll do it kind
of like FaceTime, right, FaceTime you can either call or
do video, right, Yeah, well no, you can like dial
a number via zoom.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Right.

Speaker 10 (11:40):
So I'm like, I never did that before, but you
say I could do it. I'm sure I'll be fine. Well,
I didn't check on it until like twenty minutes before
the interview, and I'm already like super big, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I log in and I go, wait, how do I
do this?

Speaker 10 (11:56):
And then like you have to you have to upgrade
your account, you have to do all these different things.
You have to get a certain app and all this stuff,
and I'm like looking at YouTube videos on how to
do it. I spent probably over one hundred dollars like
messing up, like trying to upgrade my account. And look
you can see I have like all these emails saying

(12:19):
that my that my account is updating from Zoom. Yeah,
but it worked out, I mean it got done well,
I mean eventually got done. But I never got my
Zoom account to work, so I had after all that,
after all that, so I had to do a different thing.
So now I have to figure out how to counsel
all these these Zoom updates.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Why couldn't you just do regular Zoom, Like why not?
Why not video instead of voice? Just for you?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Because I had to contact a number.

Speaker 9 (12:47):
You had a phone number, because would you talk to
somebody whose eyes are red and they're like stuffing Cheetos
in their mouths.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's always audio. But I just didn't know how to
do it. A couple of people, a couple of pieces
of need news. Police in Washington State. They're looking for
people to get high on marijuana for them and the
cops that we can practice their field sobriety tests. So
the volunteers will need to use their own weed, but
the cops will provide snacks okay, oh generated nice. Yeah,
and this is in Seattle, but they're actually asking people

(13:16):
to get heights for science.

Speaker 9 (13:17):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
The Seattle Police Department looking for volunteers twenty one up
to come to their training facility light up or edible
or vape or sure call whatever and help them practice
these duy field sobriety tests. It's part of what they're
calling a green lab, and it's just about helping cops
better recognize marijuana impairment because people think like, oh, it's
not the same as now, it's totally different. It's not

(13:39):
the same as drinking and driving or being impaired in
some other way. You're still in paired. You shouldn't be
driving while you're high. Yeah, a lot of people do it.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
Prize to see how many people actually volunteer to do this.

Speaker 9 (13:48):
Yeah, you do know, want to help the man because
it's like the.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Drug you know, meetups where they're like got extra drugs
or guns just drop them off here.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, but it's legal in Seattle, even recreationally legal.

Speaker 11 (13:59):
Oh yeah you can, it's like anywhere.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
But also, what if you have that attitude like I
don't want to help you get better at busting.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Me in the field.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
That.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, people will do it, I think just to smoke
in front of cops. Yeah, you just go through like
standard road side tests and they also say you'll learn
a thing or two about your own tolerance the process.
But you got to bring your own weed, like I mentioned,
but lunches on them and least and then don't drive
there or back. Obviously it's super fun. It will help
with transportation. Just go to the evidence room and get

(14:29):
some stuff out of Actor David Crumbholtz. He's been in
a bunch of stuff, but most people our age would
remember him. He was bnarred the elf in the Santa
Claus movies with Tim Allen. Remember he was the elf
that whenever the little kid wanted to see his dad,
Bernard would show up.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
Everything.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
He's been in a lot of stuff, and he claims
its smoking weed almost killed him.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
He says he took a long break from smoking, but
when he got back to it, it became a daily
habit really quick. He developed this rare condition. It causes
long term daily marijuana smokers repeated and severe bouts of vomiting.
And he believes after talking with doctors and things like
that it's because weed growers are making their products too strong.

Speaker 9 (15:12):
Oh yeah, we know that.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
He also says he's got tons of unpaid medical bills
from E R visits caused by the disorder.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah that I looked him up. I know exactly who.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
You're I mean, movies, a bunch of stuff and again Bernard,
Bernard the ees. But that's what it goes back to
what I was talking about with Kevin Smith.

Speaker 10 (15:32):
He was a daily smoker and that I just I
don't know how people even function well.

Speaker 9 (15:37):
Ask I was going to say, we have somebody we
can go to for this, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
In the sky or how do I do that?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Again? I think it's on the Beastie relabeling this? Didn't
we got to relabel this? Got distracted the Yes, Yes, yeah,
I mean every day all day, right, I mean.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Yeah, all day every day. I mean you gotta stay high.

Speaker 11 (16:04):
I mean, do you have I love this mic.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Do you have do you have one day a week
that you give yourself where there's just no getting high,
not the entire day.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Like like an hour.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
Maybe Sunday where I'm like sleep most of the day.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Dude, He's smiling and talking at the same time. You
can tell Yeah, he just came in here a couple
of minutes ago to readjust some cameras and stuff, and
you got a whiff of them, right.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Must contact high for the crew, you know.

Speaker 11 (16:31):
Yeah, level when he walked in.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah, I would say on a scale one to ten,
I would put him like at a five. Most of
the time it's like a three.

Speaker 9 (16:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
Yeah, it was pretty pretty fresh today.

Speaker 7 (16:43):
Yeah, he doesn't try to hide it.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, you don't have to hide it around here? Do
they drug tested people around here? And be me greg
an empty office? Pretty much?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Bored?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
You don't smoke? We do no nothing.

Speaker 11 (17:00):
No, they did an alcohol test up.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, Sammy, are you still smoking weed every once in
a while?

Speaker 7 (17:05):
No, I haven't smoked weeding years.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
All right, So Sammy work here, Gina defined once in
a while.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
We did an event a couple of months ago.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
I was super.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Okay, that was what it was like.

Speaker 9 (17:21):
Yeah, now what about gummies count.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
Yes in your system?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Anything of woul show up in your system? Ye, Gina's out,
Sammy's in. I'm in. Most of the staff here on
the Wood Show have been gone.

Speaker 12 (17:39):
We could come up with our own rules. Great, that's right,
We're gonna take a break, will come back. Menic is
higher education talking to the j f K experts. Wait,
I know, look at Sammy. She's very excited on the edge,
on the edge of her seat. She loves the JFK topic.
We don't know if it's more the assassination or just

(17:59):
him in general. I think she's just based on that picture.
She's very excited about the assassin.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
No, just the family, the Kennedy's the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Sure, yeah, that's what the picture says to me.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
You've never even seen the picture.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
I did see the picture. They got photo shopped into a.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
Bunch of other facts.

Speaker 11 (18:13):
It looks exactly. That was one.

Speaker 13 (18:14):
That that the menace took of me in Philly at
the Liberty Bell.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
No, no, that is true. Yes, no, I did. I
did see that one because our friend Trevor took it
and he sent it to me. I have it, I know,
I haven't.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
Oh the Diddy one.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
No party, are we talking about it? I just pose
like that.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
Whatever.

Speaker 14 (18:37):
That's R.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Kelly party Alight, that's right, that's right. Men's higher education.
That's coming up next. When I was a kid in
the eighties, they gassed all the kids, gassed all the kids.
All right, welcome back. As you know, Sunday Easter Sunday
Sunday is four twenty lady.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Greg, I do hell yeah,
high five, high five, yeah, bruh.

Speaker 15 (19:08):
Man.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
We were also talking about how we haven't done around
of MENACE's higher education in quite a while because Menace
he be like getting high. He loves getting when he's
he likes learning things I do. I mean, he you
know what I gotta say about Menace, He is always
curious to learn. Yes, you know about the stuff that
he's interested in. And you know, when it comes to

(19:29):
conspiracy theory, He's a conspiracy theory kind of guy. You're
attracted to the conspiracy I love hearing about them.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
And so as we were talking about before the break,
we have today it's a JFK expert. I mean, we
had a JFK dump, right, So yeah, right right, And
Sammy has a big interest in all the JFK stuff.
What that is it just because you're from Boston the Kennedy's.

Speaker 13 (19:52):
Yeah, that could be because I know that my grandma
was always a fan of the family, but it was
It's not like not the assassination.

Speaker 7 (19:59):
It's the family themselves.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Well let's speak, let's be clear.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Same he is from massive chuse she's closer to Springfield
than she has the boss, but she claims Boston.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
I'm not closer to I wasn't closer to Springfield.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Boston's about where she's from.

Speaker 13 (20:14):
Wringfield was like more than an hour and a half
until you from my brother went to Springfield College.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
I think Sammy would know again she lived there?

Speaker 13 (20:24):
Where was I from the actual name.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Charlton, Charlton.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Measurements.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Sorry that I'm like careful.

Speaker 7 (20:35):
I guess it depends on love traffic.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
And I don't know, closer to Springfield than Boston. All right,
look at the mat, I mean, thank you. What's everything
got to be difficult, It's got to be away. So
it was just like you're just interested in the in
the family family.

Speaker 9 (20:52):
They absolutely fascinate me.

Speaker 13 (20:54):
They were literally like training their children to be presidents
and politicians and all this stuff in the Dad Joe
Kennedy's ridiculous anyway.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, but the people in Massachusetts feel the way about
the Kennedy is the way that like they feel about
the Royal fan people, the Royal family overseas, right, I mean,
just it's a nowadays that's a little spoil.

Speaker 13 (21:12):
Well, yeah, I think that maybe it was like that
back during my grandma's time and then Hammel lot right exactly.
But now you can kind of look back and go like,
oh man, what for the Kennedys up to men?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's got high on edibles or the Seltzer's.

Speaker 10 (21:26):
I went to a Vabe Bab nineties Cactus Cooler nineties
Cactus Cooler. Yeah, and uh yeah, I talked to this
guy and I'll say this, he has the most logical
outlook that I've ever heard when it comes to this
whole Kennedy assassination.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
And we talked about the technical difficulty before the break
just FYI.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Yeah, as we get the clips, heare Jefferson Morley and
he runs the JFK Facts podcast website, et cetera, written
books about this time.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
We know if he's an old dude, yes, old head?

Speaker 7 (22:00):
Is he single for Sammy?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
There you go, way too old this stuff, you don't think? No, Okay,
well you could sew he could, like, you know, be
doing all this stuff with the JFK stuff, and it
it'd be cool to hear about his work, like, how
is your day today? Conversations? Yeah, you have the conversations
about JFK.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
I was gonna say, for how long does that go on?

Speaker 16 (22:21):
For it?

Speaker 17 (22:22):
Whatever?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Hey, what is it twenty twenty five? How old we've
been talking about?

Speaker 16 (22:25):
Right?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
You could be the crocheting crime solver, I.

Speaker 13 (22:28):
Know, right, But like I said, I'm not the assassination
conspiracy theorist person.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Let me know when you have an answer. Let's listen
to that.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
Maybe you listen to super high Menus talking to this
JFK guy about.

Speaker 9 (22:39):
Of course I'm interested in his take for sure.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Things like I was the CIA involved?

Speaker 10 (22:42):
Okay, okay, uh, number one people think nowadays I believe
that they knew.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
They knew that, Well, how how could I say it?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (22:59):
They they've known him since a teenager and they guided
him to do this.

Speaker 14 (23:06):
Okay, So when you say they, who's the day the
c I A. The c I A had you know,
a good bead on Oswalt four years before Kennedy was killed,
and the people who knew him said he did not
have the calm, deady nerves of a marksman. I don't
think that he was cultivated for the role of a
sad now.

Speaker 10 (23:27):
Okay, okay, the poor all right, to pull back the
curtain a little bit. I cannot come up with.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
That's so funny because I was going to say, well,
you sound pretty together, and then it just kind of
out the window.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
That's why I was trying to navigated. How do I
say this? This is man, this is super high having
a hard time higher education. Let's sort about the former
head of the CIA, won George H. W.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Bush.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
All Right, The one that I've only heard one time
is that George Bush Senior was there on site, but
he for some reason says he forgot where he was
that day.

Speaker 14 (24:15):
Yeah, I heard it, thoughts, I don't think the evidence
is there.

Speaker 10 (24:19):
I mean, I mean, but did you hear the quote
that he says he doesn't know where he was the
day that JFK got shot?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I think everybody knows they where they were that day.

Speaker 14 (24:28):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's a very curious comment and
indicate something he didn't want to talk about.

Speaker 10 (24:35):
Oh are you applying maybe a romance that he was in,
you know, adultery.

Speaker 14 (24:44):
You know, to speculate about what it absolutely means. I
don't think there's a lot of point in that all.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Right right, that's a good theory minute. Yeah, like you
don't know where you don't remember Barbara, I swear I don't.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
I don't know. Ye Hire Education. He's super high talking
to this JFK guy, and.

Speaker 8 (25:04):
Of course he's gonna talk about Sammy and her unfortunate
choice celebration of the death of mister Kennedy.

Speaker 10 (25:11):
Yeah, we know somebody in our industry that went to
the place where JFK got shot, Okay, to the middle
of the street, stood there with the thumbs up and smiling.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Do you think that's a disrespectful move.

Speaker 14 (25:28):
Somebody's trying to be offensive and get a rise out
of you.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I think they're gaslighting me like every day.

Speaker 14 (25:35):
I think it's a prerogative, meaningless gesture. If you think
that I'm going to get mad at you because you're
being making a tasteless joke, you know, I got better
things to do.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Speak on it.

Speaker 13 (25:46):
Yeah, it wasn't even a choke like it.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Was that went through Happy to be.

Speaker 13 (25:55):
Because I just went through the whole museum and I
was excited, and I bought his book in the gift
shop and others, and I was I was excited at
the time, just because all the things that I just
did right.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Day and I was just mad there's no blood.

Speaker 13 (26:06):
Then I was like opposing before a like just in
my mind, it was like four pictures, Hi, I just
did it.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
It's kind of like when people are on video they
don't know what to do with their hands. Yes, it's
exactly like, are you just supposed to stand there with
your hands at your side? Like what are you supposed
to do? Are you supposed to look like you're crying?
Like right, that would rock?

Speaker 8 (26:25):
And actually going through her Instagram and the second picture
shows her with her hand to her head in the
shape of the gun.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Oh god, not cool, and the other hand kind of
holding the brains.

Speaker 8 (26:39):
All right, Well, you might not know the name of
Lee Harvey Oswald, but he does know the name of
other people associated with JFK, and so he asked our
expert about those people.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
All right, higher education with menace, who's super high here?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
And this is not a conspiracy play.

Speaker 10 (26:55):
But do they say anything about the certified battie known
as as Marilyn Monroe?

Speaker 14 (27:02):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Nothing, nothing that's weird, don't you think.

Speaker 14 (27:08):
No, she was not involved in the events that led
to Kennedy's death. She died a year before Kennedy died, so.

Speaker 10 (27:14):
But they're saying that this was somehow was involved with
her death.

Speaker 14 (27:19):
I don't know who Day is, but I don't see
any evidence.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
The streets a lot of them.

Speaker 14 (27:24):
And it's usually a good idea to pay no attention
because the street doesn't really.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Know the evidence.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Streets be talking oh yeah, yeah, whatever, yeah whatever, its
talking yeah whatever.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
I don't believe like every crack pot now the internet exists,
every crackpot in the street has an opinion, and most
of them are worthless.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
You know, I never I mean I knew that Marilyn
marrill you Happy birthday, mister president. I knew about all that.
I knew they had some association. If you would have
asked me who died first, I could I couldn't told
you Maryland died.

Speaker 15 (28:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (28:01):
I haven't heard all the conspiracy theories that the Kennedy's
killed Marylyn was Bobby.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
The only conspiracy, the only conspiracy theory I ever heard
was Grassy Knoll. Was he alone or not? Was there
a second shooter? And that's that's pretty much. I mean,
the c I a thing i'd heard a little bit about.

Speaker 13 (28:19):
The conspiracy theory about Marilyn Monroe. Oh no, by the
Kennedy and Bobby.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I don't know anything about her other than that subway
photo where dress is blown up and then the happy
Birthday mister President thing. Well, I can't tell you one
movie she's been in. I couldn't tell you hot the
Seven Years Certified.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Yeah, I think she had a miscarriage, did she?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I think yes, he said that's hot. That's weird.

Speaker 13 (28:46):
Sounds like JFK cheated with her.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
She thinks that's hot. That's hot. Yeah, up, because she
likes Teeters. Oh that's well.

Speaker 13 (29:00):
Bobby was the last person to be seen her.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
In that.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
All right, So what do you show? Higher education? Menace?
Super high? What was it called again? The was JFK fact? Now?
What was he high on.

Speaker 10 (29:13):
The It's called the high nineties?

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Cactus cooler. We always get questions, admit, is what were
you doing again?

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Vape?

Speaker 11 (29:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
All right, vape very hard to find. Yeah, all right,
JFK expert here. And then let's get into these files
that were just released.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
All Right, the president just made a big deal about
releasing more files. I mean, is there anything that was
shocking to you when that happened.

Speaker 14 (29:35):
Shocking, Yo, did we get a lot of valuable information
about what happened in nineteen sixty three? Yeah, seventy seven
thousand pages of documents. We're getting a much clearer picture
of the CIA operations around Lee Harvey Oswald in late
nineteen sixty three. And that's the heart of the story. Yeah,

(29:58):
so what are you doing with it?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Was he at like, what were you doing with the information?
Or exactly right, what.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Are we doing?

Speaker 2 (30:08):
What's what's going on here? You know what I love,
especially in an interview situation. I don't know why. I
think it's so funny. I love a good awkward pause,
like what they call a pregnant.

Speaker 14 (30:20):
Pause in late nineteen sixty three, And that's the heart
of the story. Yeah, so what are you doing with it?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Menas?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Are you actively doing the vapor or yeah, I'm.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Talking about you?

Speaker 8 (30:36):
Yeah, yeah, he's gonna talk talk talk whatever. Yeah, all right,
So he finally kind of realizes this is I'm not
talking to anybody of substance here.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Why am I wasting my time? But Menace has.

Speaker 14 (30:46):
Answers for that, So what are you doing with it?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Just gathering information about.

Speaker 14 (30:53):
What's your final product?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
My final product. I thought we were talking about your
final product.

Speaker 14 (31:01):
I thought you requested an interview for publication.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, my producer did.

Speaker 14 (31:06):
Okay, So what's your product? What are you making? What's
going to come of our conversation?

Speaker 10 (31:12):
It's gonna be an interview that airs about JFK.

Speaker 14 (31:16):
When's that gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (31:21):
Okay, who are you talking to? Who's your audience? Are
they getting this on that app? Are they getting it
on the radio? What's the Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
All formatsive audio? Like, there's no way anybody hired this guy.
This has got to be a self funded project. What's
what's what's happening? Is this middle school? I mean, do
we not do what we said we were gonna do.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Promoting them to?

Speaker 16 (31:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (31:54):
That is Jefferson Moore, JFK facts, substat podcasts.

Speaker 10 (32:00):
The most logical of all this stuff. I feel that
he has a reputation, reputation. I don't know, the most
logical outlook that I've seen on this stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
All right, Yeah, thank you? Are you still high? I am? Still?
We got some more what he showed next? Hang up, scringing,
very quiet, don't say anything.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
We'll be back soon. Pret So, Still what you show.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
What he is?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
The phone number? Your Thursday throwback Thursday requests, you can
send those over to us too, to nine eight seven
of the reminder that on Friday, Sea Bass and Morgan
are gonna be out. Well, they're gonna be at Dave's
Hot Chicken and Santa Fe Springs there on Florence Avenue.
Now that location is already open. They've been doing like
a you know, a soft launch thing. This is their

(32:44):
official like ribbon cutting, the grand the grand.

Speaker 9 (32:47):
Open coming out party.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
Oh yeah, Sea Best will love that.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh yeah, So that's tomorrow from noon until two.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Yeah, come get some lunch with us.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yep, the grand opening of Dave's Hot Chicken and Santa
Fe Springs on Florence Avenue. For the street address, all
the other information that you might need or want, you
can just go to the events tab there on our website.
Just go to the Woody Show dot com.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
You're not carpooling with him.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Are you?

Speaker 14 (33:11):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (33:11):
God, no, hate that would hate that.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Okay, So even like now, but.

Speaker 7 (33:16):
If it was the cyber truck, actually let me let
me make clear, I would ride in the cyber truck.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, well okay, give me an example of how it
works around here if he's not involved in whatever, Like
sometimes he'll pop him because there's food on the feeding table. Yeah,
and he yea gets him in here. Yeah, he'll he'll
like go through that and then he walks out. He
doesn't like singing or being really a part of the
Friday Fail stories, so like walks out. He'll be in
here for when we start the hour. You know, hey

(33:43):
they're seabats, and he'll go yee and he walks right
back out. He was just part of the whole higher education.
As soon as that was over, went to the commercial break,
he's still not in here. Like the mix around his event. Yeah, yeah,
now were talking about his event on Surprises not he.

Speaker 9 (34:01):
Can't be bothered.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
It's cool.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
CamGaN will handle it.

Speaker 9 (34:05):
Actually cartarking.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
That's tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Welcome back. How's your how's your butt? Gina?

Speaker 9 (34:16):
Oh my goodness, so much better.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
She was in agony. I was, you're a different person.

Speaker 9 (34:25):
I was, yeah, you've never seen me like that.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
I thought something was very wrong.

Speaker 9 (34:28):
It was he hadn't pooped in three days, yeah, and
it was like painful.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
So what did you what did you do to release
the beast.

Speaker 9 (34:35):
Well, here's the thing, you know I brought. I brought
little like those soft chew laxatives. I was afraid to take.
I mean, you wanted me to, but I just couldn't
do it.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
That's all there four exactly, I know.

Speaker 9 (34:46):
But I was afraid it was going to happen at work. Yeah,
on air, But you.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Loved this sort of didn't get out of the building, Greg.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
I heard, Yeah, she's like a Navy seal.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Wait you heard it from the hallway.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
No, I heard the story.

Speaker 9 (35:03):
So I was My whole plan all morning was to
get out of here and go get an enema because
I thought that's what you're supposed to do, and which
I thought was like colon fracking, you know, you just
shoot the water in there. And that was the plane.
Was like, just get me out of here. Who sells these?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
What do I do?

Speaker 9 (35:19):
I've never done this before. I got to go to
my resident experts, Morgan and Menace. Yes, and you know,
fill it with beer, get it done. And then as
the show was ending, I was like, I gotta go now.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Oh so you felt like you were ready, it was
ready to come out.

Speaker 9 (35:34):
Yeah, But I thought I was like I gotta go
prairie Dog and all of it, Okay, but I thought, no, no, no,
but I gotta go leave right now to go to
the pharmacy.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
What but if it was already like what do you
mean like you felt if your prairie dog, and that
means it's ready to it's you're ready.

Speaker 9 (35:48):
To birth it, guys, No, that's been the problem for
three days, right, it won't.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
It won't by the end of the show.

Speaker 9 (35:57):
It's still what it that's but that's what it's like,
you have like so they called contractions.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
So what happened from the time that the show ended
until you got to the first full floor lobby, Yeah,
there was because there's no enema. You didn't take no
last I was.

Speaker 9 (36:14):
I was running out of the building to go to
the pharmacy, and then something in my brain said, oh
I don't think I'm gonna make it to the pharmacy.
I think it's time. Yeah, so I ran to the
bathroom and I cannot believe you guys literally didn't hear
me screaming. I was in so like it everything was

(36:35):
everything hurt. I was going like if anyone would have
come in, it was just me being like.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Did you destroy your ring? Yeah, did you tear? Okay,
this is.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
Very obviously comfortable with you, guys, So I'm gonna tell you, Okay.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
It still hurts.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
Well yeah, but it's but I'm I have a skip.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
In my step today. So if you had to yes,
like how many pounds did you love? How many? How many? Oh?
I it was it significant?

Speaker 9 (37:05):
It feels like ten?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, but after three and stopped. But before before you flushed?
It was it like an was it an impressive?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
It was a multi flush?

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Yeah too.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
I mean I wanted to I wanted to take a
picture for like a medical journal, like this can't.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Be a picture. We used to have a guy worked
on the show to do that. Really, he would just
randomly send us a picture.

Speaker 9 (37:27):
To the I just I just paint word pictures.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
Me and my sister used to do that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
But when she sent us the text and let us
know that she finally got happy for her there was
there was a bunch of different emojis, and one of
them was a blood drop.

Speaker 9 (37:38):
Okay, so here's the tale. True I sent you guys.
I told you a story in emojis, and uh, I
tried to make it not so graphic, but it's for
someone's crying. Yeah, And then there's poop, and then there's
a thumbs up okay, like good, and then there's a
blood drop, and then there's a.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Like like little you sat your parent, little no, no,
that's your dude.

Speaker 9 (38:02):
And then a party emoji, and then a brain emoji.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
So the whole day for you. And this is number one.
A couple of people were asking about an update, like hey,
did it never work out? And then number two to
help people who might be in a similar situation, like
what would you say was just time because you didn't
take anything?

Speaker 9 (38:18):
Well, I took stuff the night before and I guess
I didn't. I thought it would work faster. So just
have a little patience. Don't freak out like I did.
I was asking Morgan, like, because I decided Morgan was
the resident doctor, should I go to the emergency?

Speaker 2 (38:32):
What did you take? What was it you took?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I took.

Speaker 9 (38:34):
I drank. I poured Mira relax a packet of Marra
likes into water, drank that and took two magnesium gummies.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
There you go, and I guess that did the trick.
It's a little bit of time.

Speaker 9 (38:44):
Yeah, patience, Congratulations.

Speaker 10 (38:47):
On the butt baby doing some research. You can lose
up to two pounds, but in other cases five to
ten pounds.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I feel good. Awesome, We got Gina yacking quick break
more Woody Show next, So what.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Do you show?

Speaker 8 (39:05):
Right back.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
The Woody Show, and we are into yet another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. So brief Friday.
It's Thursday morning. That's great news. It's April of seventeenth,
twenty twenty five. I'm Woody. That's great. Goring Menace is here? Hi,

(39:30):
Jana Grad is here. I spy with my little I
Sea Bass here out here. Yeah, we got the Morgan
he got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four. Woodie sent us a
text over to tow nine eight seven Gina Grad. What
are the trending news headlines today?

Speaker 9 (39:48):
Yeah, we got some bad news for Sea Bass. No
surprise here, but Billy McFarlane's dream concert, Firefest two has
been indefinitely postponed.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
We got the email last night. Oh do you have it?
Oh yeah, I'll tell you what they saw.

Speaker 9 (40:03):
Well, we'll keep going for now. The first one landed
him in federal prison for four years. But that and
two documentaries about the debacle didn't stop him from paying
thousands of dollars for this one. Didn't stop people from
doing that like Sea Bass. Hey, this was Billy just
a month ago. On today, Let's see if you'd buy
tickets with this pitch we have.

Speaker 18 (40:21):
Fire two is real. My dream is finally becoming a reality.
Fire to really isn't about the past, and it's not
really about me. It's about taking the vision which is strong.
What makes Fire so cool is that we are selling
the experience of fire. I want to be one of
the first festivals I can sell out with no artists.
It's two thousand people taking their risk, seeking the adventure

(40:42):
and wanting to be there for the moment.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Taking the risk. Is it a risk to my ticket
to Fire festival too?

Speaker 4 (40:48):
I think it's always a risk.

Speaker 18 (40:49):
You're taking a risk because I made a lot of
bad decisions and messed up the first festival. Until it's
experienced there there is a risk component to it.

Speaker 9 (40:56):
Yeah, that's part of fun.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
I mean the guy who like scammed everybody, I ended
up from prison and you don't have any artists. The
people that you're saying are hosting you as far as
the towns or what. They don't know anything about.

Speaker 9 (41:07):
It, no idea what we're talking about.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
Here's what I got last night, he said, Deer Fire
Festival two ticket holders, we want to update you on
an important change. Fire Festival two will no longer take
place in PLoud del Carmen, which is now like the
third different education change. And then he says, blah blah
blah blah. We had a bunch of signed contracts, we
met with the people down there. The government data die.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
He said.

Speaker 8 (41:27):
He basically said, we got screwed when they got so
and so. But now here this has finally come out.
He says, I can get a refund if I want to,
and they'll process it promptly.

Speaker 9 (41:40):
Oh so what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
You're gonna hold?

Speaker 9 (41:43):
You're to stick?

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Are you gonna because now I have because I believed
in Billy. So now I have a plane ticket to Cancun.
I have a ros two or three day resort in
pliadel Carmen. Well that's fine, that's not that's both great,
But I got the crap I can be doing that weekend.
That's if it's just sitting in Cancun, and I could
do that any weekend I got a'd rather be doing.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
But why don't you take a lovely lady or a
bro because.

Speaker 8 (42:03):
That would I'd have to then pay for her plane
ticket and her result.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
You'll get the credit, they'll give you a flight credit,
and I'm sure you get the flight. I'm worried about it.
I can get the credit on that, but the resort
is not refundable. But not refundable, I paid less for it. Yeah.
Now now are independent, they can buy their own ticket.

Speaker 8 (42:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
If you say you buy their own ticket, you can stay.

Speaker 9 (42:22):
In my mind?

Speaker 7 (42:22):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Yeah, but who could have saw that coming? Yeah? Nobody?

Speaker 9 (42:26):
Well, Zoom was down. Speaking of who could have saw
that coming? That happened nationwide for about two hours yesterday.
If you tried to log on or join a meeting,
you got an error page that said the site can't
be reached. Even the Zoom website was down and this
was around two forty pm Eastern and got fixed around
four fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Meetings that got canceled, yeah, yep, meetings.

Speaker 9 (42:45):
That takes I was also thinking about that.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Maybe that's why I was having issue meetings that take
forever and nothing ever comes of them.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
Yeah, people loved it. One person called it a corporate
American snow day. Another joke that no one could get
on their team meeting and it was the most productive
Zoom meeting they ever had. Still not sure what caused it. Meanwhile,
Spotify also down yesterday. Thousands of people couldn't get their
music for five hours. We don't know what happened there either,
if their outages are related. But all of this happened

(43:14):
two days after another big outage, This one might be permanent.
By the way, the message board four chan got hacked
on Monday, and they got hacked.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
They the hackers got hat.

Speaker 10 (43:25):
Praying for because that's the Cardnark himself. That's right four Chan.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Well.

Speaker 9 (43:30):
Four chan is popular with the trolls and the conspiracy theorists.
Everyone there is anonymous, or they were anonymous, but a
bunch of admin emails got leaked. One software expert says
it could take a lot of time and money to
get it back up, So it really might be the
end of four chan. By the way, if it is over,
the last words ever posted on there were chicken Jockey.

(43:52):
Of course, of course seems appropriate. A federal judge has
found probable cause to hold the Trump administration in krim
contempt for going against a court order related to deportations.
A US district judge had ordered that deportation flights to
El Salvador be stopped and that deportees need an opportunity
to challenge their removal, but Trump says that the order

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did not apply.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
To flights that had already left.

Speaker 9 (44:16):
The judge is warning that people could start getting prosecuted
if the violation isn't fixed, and they have until next
Wednesday to address this.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah, I'm sure everybody's holding their breath.

Speaker 9 (44:25):
Yeah, I'll get right on it. Hey, do you remember
Michelle Trachtenberg.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
She passed away. She was known for Buffy the Vampire's Layer,
gossip Girl. Oh yeah, she was like Hella Young.

Speaker 9 (44:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Well she died. They said natural causes. How does somebody
a thirty nine die of natural causes? Well, she had
a lot of health issue.

Speaker 9 (44:41):
Yeah, that is also answers. How dare you Morgan? She
was found unresponsive back in February in her Manhattan apartment
by her mom, initially cause a death, a death undetermined.
Because her family's religious objections, they wouldn't do an autopsy,
but the New York Chief medical examiner just said that
she died from complications from diabetes. Michelle had a liver

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transplant before death, but she did address the public then
about her concerns and told fans she was happy and healthy,
but poor thing had a lot going on. A United
flight from Denver to Canada had to make an emergency
landing after an apparent encounter with a bunny. Bunny, bunny,
not a bunny.

Speaker 7 (45:22):
The easter bunny.

Speaker 9 (45:23):
God, please, Morgan, you're killing me today.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I got screwed by a bird strike yesterday. Oh really?

Speaker 15 (45:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
I was supposed to fly yesterday and the plane that
I was scheduled for was involved in a bird strike
earlier in the morning. Now, what plane were you a
passenger on? What's that?

Speaker 8 (45:40):
What plane were you a passenger on? I wasn't you
were flying it exactly what you were going to be
the pilot.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah, I think that's kind of explaining to the audience.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
It wasn't a flight that you were.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Like, what is he talking about? Because he's the boss? Now,
way O getting this? This bird smoked the wing of
the cracked the wing. Yeah, and I mean yellow feathers, blood,
I mean all over. They had a picture. It was
brutal by, Like, how do you fix a cracked wing?

Speaker 4 (46:15):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Fire planes with the.

Speaker 9 (46:22):
Don't they practice? Don't they practice? Or like see how
well the propeller's hand it? Would they just like throw
frozen turkeys.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
In this wasn't the propeller just hit like you said,
the wing?

Speaker 9 (46:30):
But in general, don't they do that to like see
how the plane's gonna hold up?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I haven't gotten that lesson. We've gone through a lot
of emergency procedures. We haven't gotten to like throwing throwing
turkeys into the into the project airline tape.

Speaker 19 (46:44):
You know.

Speaker 9 (46:45):
Yeah, this is what happened. Shortly after takeoff. Passengers heard
a loud bang and felt the vibration, and outside the
window there were blasts of fire coming from one of
the planes' engines. Bunny A pilot landed the planes safely,
but the passengers were freaked out. There's footage of the
panic on board. The fireballs were seen out the window.

Speaker 20 (47:06):
Right, it's just chillane that's on fire like a bunch
of eighties.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
My question to those women and Greg is what the screaming? Hell?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Yeah, it's a visceral reaction. Yeah, it's like you bang
your finger and you.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Go out exactly screaming doesn't put the fire out.

Speaker 9 (47:36):
Well, they think that a rabbit. They think a rabbit
either the jumped up or was sucked into the engine
while the plane was on the ground. Flew in right, sure,
and that caused it to backfire during the climb.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Very traumatic around Easter too, dude, this is.

Speaker 9 (47:50):
The Bible time. Everyone was put on another plane. The
plane was chewed up, but little Peter Cottontail was inspected
and repaired and returned to service.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
He's back.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
Wait, Cottontails back now they little Peter Cottontail rip. The
plane was put back in service. Oh, he was out
of commission for goods such a surgery.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, the way that she said that was kind of like.
The plane was chewed up, but little Peter Cottontail and
returned to service. It's a miracle. Rabbit says.

Speaker 9 (48:26):
There were over twenty thousand bird strikes or wildlife strikes
last year, but rabbits very rare. There were four rabbit
strikes last year, and even that seems high.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Rabbits very hair.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Seems too.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I'm a bird and his giant thing is coming at me.
I think I move right.

Speaker 9 (48:46):
Yeah, idiots Yeah, wait, who's the who's the idiot? The
bird's played windows all the time. They're not so smart.
And Haley Joel Osmond, you know the actor from the
Sixth Sense many of the things.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
The kid, Yeah, the kid.

Speaker 9 (48:59):
He was at at a ski resort in California, charged
with public intoxication and possession of a controlled substance having fun.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah right.

Speaker 9 (49:07):
Apparently there was some kind of disturbance at the resort
and when cops got there they found him mega intoxication.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
He's a weird looking adult, he is. He looks like
a kid. Yeah right, he'll always have that baby face right.

Speaker 9 (49:21):
Well, after they searched, they discovered he had a controlled
substance on him too, didn't say which one. He was
taken into custody, released on bail shortly after. His team
hasn't commented on the situation yet.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
He has a team.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
I always get jealous people like thank you to my team.
I'm like, what's its makeup or manager? What's the team?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
What's the dumbest charge? Because if you're drunk at a
bar and then you leave the bar, so technically you're
breaking law because you're in public drunk, right, so you
can only be drunk.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
At home and it's a resort. What else are you
supposed to be there?

Speaker 15 (49:50):
Now?

Speaker 9 (49:50):
Yeah, that's supposed to point right?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
And you know skiing? What does he need a team
for U roll movies?

Speaker 8 (50:01):
Well, I know what he does is kind of conventions
and festivals. Yeah, someone's got to book you into the
Claremont Lodge and.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Ohio. Yeah, is that a full time job?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
He was on the Kaminsky Method not that long, thank you? Okay,
still acting?

Speaker 9 (50:14):
Yeah, I'm going to dig into this team.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Situation podcast guest constantly.

Speaker 9 (50:19):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. More wood
he showed next. Hang on, Morgan, are you ready?

Speaker 9 (50:26):
Oh my god, I was born for this moment right here.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Y'all don't know this. I'm sudden.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
I'm hallucinating.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Woody.

Speaker 19 (50:39):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
You know we're talking to the news about Michelle Chackenberg
and you know, thirty some years old just dies of
natural cause they say, you know, diabetes, different things. And
I'm supposed to get my annual physical anyway, but then
I'm also supposed to get one so I can have
my clearance for the flying stuff that I'm doing. Right, Yeah,

(51:04):
because you got to go to like an FAA license
or whatever doctor for one of these types of physicals.
And I'm never a person to put off going and
getting something checked out. I'm fine, Like you know, my
mom after she got sick, She's like, hey, worst case scenario,
you've wasted your time and a cope, right, you know,
to go get something checked out if something's going on

(51:26):
and for whatever reason, man, I am like, man, I
don't want to go because what if I go and
he tells me that, oh, I'm sorry, well I can't.
I can't qualify you medically for whatever reason. Like, but
when I hear those things about like diabetes, my god,
diabetic dude. It is so crazy.

Speaker 10 (51:43):
Just last week, my buddy, he's been asking me a
lot about zep bound, so I was giving him the
rundown and then he goes, Okay, I'm gonna go do it.
So he meets with his doctors and he finds out, oh,
I have full blown diabetes already and didn't know and
had no idea. Yeah, simps, no nothing.

Speaker 17 (52:02):
Covered.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
You can't take that bound takes something else, do. I
think I'll be fine and I'll pass with yes. And
you know, your blood in the back of my mind.
I can't help but think, like, man, I'm so into
this and I'm loving it so much.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Like when's the shoe gonna drive exactly right?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
When things are too good, that's when I get nervous.

Speaker 9 (52:23):
I get it right.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
If things are going too well at work and too
well at home or whatever, that's I'm like, all right, well,
inevitably this is going to even out. They call it
a correction in the stock market. When's the correction happening?
But meanwhile, you want to get one of those full
body scans.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
That's why we do. Don't do that, because then you're
going to find out something might be wrong.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
That's fine, But I'm saying in any kind of other situation,
I don't avoid going to the doctor. Ever. It's just
because this other thing is so much fun and I'm
enjoying it so much. I don't want to get it
shot down right now. A health issue, Yeah, but in
order to move forward at a certain point, I'm going
to have to have that. But I don't think a
bent winer is going to keep you off the.

Speaker 14 (52:58):
Yeah, neither.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
That's not disqualifying. Yeah, that's not disqualifying any in the
same mass I was. I was looking into because I
take that one like, uh uh, what's the uh selexa?
Oh well, other's certain if you take Paxel, Paxel disqualifies
you from flying. Really yeah, why, Like, well, it's certain
it's certain medications, certain especially uh you know, like the

(53:21):
depression meds. Certain things like they won't let you fly.
Pax you can't fly. But selections is fine.

Speaker 7 (53:27):
Yeah, it's easy.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Selection is fine, But it's not for that. That was
more for like this subconscious anxiety that I was having.
I wouldn't have said I was depressed anxiety, but that's
what I mean, subconscious Who knows? Who knows? Six and
ten people admit they ignore medical symptoms that don't feel serious,
So stuff like rashes or trouble sleeping, an upset tummy. Oh,

(53:48):
a lot of people just assume it, you know, little
pass or you just don't want to be that person
who overreacts. Look like a pussy right right now. Between
men and women, I thought this was interesting. It's the
women who are more likely to brush things off. Interesting,
especially women over forty, who will chalk it up to
just getting older.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (54:07):
I can see that because doctors kind of blow you off,
like what are you gonna do. Change just happens. You're like, Okay,
I guess I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
See that's what my mom was saying. The worst case
scenario is that you've you've wasted some time in a
copey Right. If they tell you it's nothing great good news,
that's usually nothing.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Just keep an eye on it.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
Yeah, back if you die, but not good. I mean,
since things like strokes and heart attacks, even depression look
very different in women than in men. Like we were
talking about how you get the the numb arm or right,
apparently that's more for dudes. Like women won't have that
if they're having a heart attack, like their symptoms or
you know, signs that you're having heart are somewhat different

(54:45):
from men's, right, Which that'd be a good question when
Kevin Smith comes in. For sure, I've always wondered about
because Greg was wondering, what would you question?

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Does it hurt if you're having a heart attack?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Is it so obvious?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
And does it hurt?

Speaker 9 (54:57):
I mean it's hurt.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
People to movies. They Yeah, I did see a video.
There's this guy. He was just like a camera from
inside the house and he had one of those widow
maker heart attacks and the white. He just kind of
felt like off. But you see it, you see it

(55:19):
happen and he just gets, you know, on the couch
and she ends up calling for an ambulance and they
got to him and just because she was like no, no, no,
I'm definitely calling somebody. You don't see m right. Yeah,
saved his life.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Also, this old timey video. I don't know if he
was a magician or some sort of stage performer. He
died on stage and people thought it was the act. Yeah,
just kind of slipped over, sat down and then just boom.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
So get it checked out. A lot of women don't
know common symptoms for their gender. Things like jaw pain, nausea,
shortness of breath could be a sign of something serious.
But it goes off and unchecked sounds like gets misdiagnosed,
went in doubt. Don't wait, talk to the real doctor,
not just your friends, not Google. Just go dear doctor AI,

(56:04):
just just go get it checked out.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
But there's got to be a line in the sand
because you can't go to the doctor every single time
he kind of hurts.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
I think I'll go to the doctor. It doesn't mean
you have to run there today, But if it becomes
a thing where it's more than you know, a week
or two. Yeah, then you go get a check and
if it's really bothering you that much, they go get
it checked out.

Speaker 9 (56:21):
Yeah, And it says I'm looking up to It says
men do not apparently experience that jaw pain and neck
pain or the extreme fatigue.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
That's just the ladies.

Speaker 9 (56:29):
And I've never heard that before, So we really don't
talk about the differences.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
So thank you for saving your life.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Pain you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah, that's TMJ And why why is your jasso sore?
What are you doing with that mouth? You know? Yeah.
So it says heart attacks can also feel like heartburn.
People take thumbs instead of going.

Speaker 14 (56:50):
To the er.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
I've heard that before. Indigestion Yeah, yeah, so I don't
know what that feels like heart heartburn? Lucky really? Yeah, Well,
what's it like I have? I don't feel it. Well,
there's acid reflux. Acid refluxes. You never have it like
where it's like a little belch and all of a sudden,
that hot lava comes up in the back of your throat.

(57:12):
Do you know what I'm talking about? No, you've never
had that either. With the way you eat the stuff
you eat. No really, he's I tell you he no,
you do have a special system. You're very fortunate. All
kinds of stuff, super hot, spicy stuff that would just
send other people to their grave.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
No cavities.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
You know how goats can eat like tin cans and stuff,
like we always said the menace that must have like
the digestion attract of like a goat.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
Yeah, what does that make him?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Like a sadar?

Speaker 9 (57:41):
Is that what they're called? Half man half goat.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 21 (57:43):
I thought the sator was a Jewish Like just said,
remember when you guys were convinced, like when I went
to the dentist, I'm going to have like all these cavities,
and then my dentist is like, no, he has like crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Strong Yeah, because he hadn't been in years.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
He's kiss me.

Speaker 9 (58:00):
Yeah, all right, it.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Alright eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You can send
us a text of course over to two two nine
eight seven. Check and check in with us. There, we'll
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How Old? The Woody Show returns in a sex as
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past thirty years. This is our every day like people,

(58:26):
industry are getting cut left and right, left and left
and left and right. They've never gone. You know what
we should really add position.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
I wonder if today's the last act.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Yeah, it's the Woody Show. Hi, welcome back. Hey, you
have a good conspiracy theory, right menace always so. Katy
Perry's recent trip with Blue Origin has set off some
pretty crazy conspiracy theory. Some people think the whole thing

(58:56):
might have been faked. All right, probably, yeah, pointing out
her movements in zero gravity seemed too controlled and almost
like she was rehearsing them. Everything's fake. Everything is fake.
Others are questioning why there's no visible launch pad in
the background of the footage, making them wonder if the
whole thing was staged. On top of that, her calmness

(59:19):
during the flight has led some to believe that it
might have just been a simulation or he's very easy,
but Blue Origin insists that the mission was real. People.
I mean, I guess that's just what you saw on TV.
But I'm sure there are plenty of people who saw
it were there.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Watch. Besides, Oprah, Oprah would be in on the conspiracy
theory because you know, I wouldn't want to embarrass.

Speaker 9 (59:41):
Gail for the Kardashians.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Yeah, but they've we've joked about it before. Everybody thinks
everything is fake. You could be standing in front of
a fire, you could feel the heat, it could be
singing your eyebrows, and it'll go fake.

Speaker 8 (59:59):
Like we said that, when you read books on conspiracy theoristy,
it helps them think they're smart because it makes them
feel better. They don't they don't have an alternate explanation
for whatever it is, but it's but it's good enough.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
For all of the menace. What's your favorite of all
of them? What's your favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Well, there's one, there's one menace. Agreed that it swayed
you to believing that the moon landing was fake. Yeah,
you said, yeah, that that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Yeah, it's don't believe.

Speaker 10 (01:00:26):
I mean because of the space race between American and Russia,
like we had to get there.

Speaker 8 (01:00:33):
So the all the all the flights beforehand, all the
prep all the like the incremental steps.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Up to the moon landing.

Speaker 10 (01:00:38):
Yeah, I mean that could have been obviously been real.
But actually some of the landings afterward, which I don't believe,
were faked.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
But first one, the first one had at the timeline.

Speaker 10 (01:00:51):
I want to say that it had to be fake
because we had to beat Russia, so we we faked it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
What's your favorite one? Oh boy, there's my favorite had
to have been from COVID, the five G thing fiat
that still goes on God because they're so I mean,
the flat earth is pretty dumb, but that five gause
and then that's a perfect example of how five G
is literally the same as the radio waves you're hearing
right now, or any the cell phone whatever. You look

(01:01:18):
at the electromagic in a next bedrum, it's it's right
nestled in there. It's not some giant ionizing radiation. I
love when he starts talking sciences the flat earth thing.

Speaker 10 (01:01:32):
I think a lot of people are off the flat
earth and they're onto the ice walls. We're living inside
the ice walls, and there's stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Past the ice walls.

Speaker 9 (01:01:43):
Get me off those people. What about the people who
said that COVID shots gave you you you became magnetic?
That a nurse, yeah, in Ohio.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
And she tried to demonstrate it and it didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Some of those are fun. The nine to eleven thing, JFK.
Do you know what is a government covering it up.

Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
Something that I've been kind of thinking about lately. When
I'm like, you know, high and stuff, I'm like, how's
there like out of shape nurses? You know, like you
see people like going to the hospital every day with
all these complications, and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
All you do is tell them to lose weight.

Speaker 10 (01:02:22):
And it might be better, like to be healthier, because
you're gonna end up in a really bad position.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
I thought you were just talking because they're on their
feet all the time.

Speaker 10 (01:02:31):
No, it's just like, wouldn't you be if you work
and you were exposed to that environment every day on
like what could be the end results of having bad health,
wouldn't you be super healthy?

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
That's what I've been saying about doctor now from six
hundred pound life, Like, dude, you're very judgmental for somebody
who's pretty overweight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Maybe it's just bad posture, greg or it's the chemicals
that the food industry is putting in our food making way. Yeah, yeah,
but you're right. I think doctor Now could afford to
lose like thirty pounds and yeah, yeah, exactly, at least
thirty pounds. It's kind of wild.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
To me that you see doctors on their break smoking
shows you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
The power of laziness. Yeah, and fast food being so good.
At eight seven seven forty four, Wooding.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are going to go, oh God, he's
here again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
You're so tortured, man.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
I am the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
We are in two another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Speaking of that little story that
great share with us, so he left us an after
hour's voicemail at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie said
he lived one of your biggest fears. Oh no, yeah, yeah,

(01:03:56):
here's that one. Ao.

Speaker 16 (01:03:58):
I heard a recently where Greg said that he was
concerned that people would recognize him if he went to
the same place too many times. I had that exact
thing happened to me. After the end of every day,
I typically go to the gas station and get.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
It a couple of places of the pizza and the drink.

Speaker 16 (01:04:16):
Well, one day I went and they only had one
slice it says two, and so I grabbed it, walked
up to the guy and he said just one today,
and I was embarrassed. I was like, oh yeah, just
just one's okay, And he turned around and he was like, hey,
do we get your second slide for this guy? How
long will be till it's ready? And I just I
wanted to die have a good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
One, especially when you're buying box wine every other day.
They're thinking, oh God, already.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
I'm on that's Greg Gory, Menaces, there's Sea Masses here,
we got Sammy, we got Morgan, all right, we got
did me? Yeah, okay, I'm so excited, except you just
can't hide it. You can't can't bring us down today.
Phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie text us
check in with us, over to to nine eight seven

(01:05:09):
and Sea Bass. What's going on this week in audio?

Speaker 8 (01:05:12):
We've got a follow up audio dot Com newsdesk here
where I remember a couple of months ago we had
the teacher and principal who were arrested for holding a
giant drunken party of two hundred kid show up in Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Yeah, we all got some body camed from that.

Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
Oh yeah, And because the one teacher the officers claimed
was hammered and that's one of the reasons she was arrested. Well,
you guys, judge, she's a first here yelling at the
officer because one of the kids, high schoolers, was put
into the back of an ambulance for whatever, just being
drunk or something stupid. And she did not like that
that kid was put in the back of that machine.

Speaker 9 (01:05:45):
Okay, I'm concerned about child that's being put into a machine,
into one of these vehicles, and is then my business?

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
You say something to them.

Speaker 8 (01:05:57):
Well, they can't you tell beet has gone mad nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
There was like two hundred kids here drink drinking, okay,
and you're drunk as well, Yes you are. Smell you
smell it. I was here hanging out this art.

Speaker 18 (01:06:18):
I mean what you're here with your boss having a
party with two kids who are drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Wha damn girl. After one word, you could tell she.

Speaker 10 (01:06:27):
Was just I can smell that you're drunk. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
This is man is making excuses of.

Speaker 8 (01:06:40):
Absolutely, you can smell that you're drunk out their mouth
like I could smell alcohol, but I can't smell that
you're drunk.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
You can look at her when you can, when it
gets to the point where you can smell the person.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Yeah, drunk.

Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
I think what medic is menace is accurate, obviously, but
the problem is, is you if she had just been
quiet and said, oh my god, I was trying to
get these kids out of here, and instead she went
into aggressive and belligerent mode aka drunk tode, Well guess
what she was actually teaching again?

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Hey, the official Cartnark attorney, Darren Kavanoki. He always reminds
everybody you have the right to shut the f up,
the right to remain silent, dig in a hole.

Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
Well, she was, actually she because she had fell any
charges of like child child engagement or something dropped, so
she got transferred to a new school.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Sweet. Now this video's out and she's now leave.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
The past.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I think the church is the only one that did that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
To be fair though, if you're in Florida and my
teacher's there drinking as a high schooler. Wait, okay, yeah,
big deal this week and audio. Okay, new game. A
lady friend of mine sent me this. This is from
a lady named Mel Glowank.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
That your lady friend. This is the to Mel Glwank.

Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
Well shout her out, Greg, because I think she has
an idea that you are going to be a very
very big fan of for a game that ladies can
play together.

Speaker 17 (01:08:02):
About my friends and this game called where everybody gets
in the hot tub and is topless, and one person
gets in the middle and closes their eyes and everybody
else spins around the hot tub moves until somebody else
stop and then the person in the middle has to
I still close, reach their hands out and grab someone
and then guess.

Speaker 7 (01:08:23):
Who it is.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
That's a great game.

Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
It sounds fun.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
It does. Just do some cupping and.

Speaker 7 (01:08:29):
Then you get and then you get to know people better.

Speaker 9 (01:08:31):
And I think I could do it, like if with
your friends.

Speaker 7 (01:08:33):
You know, you're like, oh, that's that's Stephen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:08:37):
Wait a second, wait are we talking d Yeah, that
we're talking to then we're talking.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Yeah, girls. I mean, it would also make sense that
Greg would like either one lesbians chicks being lesbians in
a hot tub to pick out my friends boobs. For sure.
I thought it was deep.

Speaker 9 (01:09:00):
Yeah, that's why I wanted to clarify.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
You spin around, take your tops off.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Now, how do you think you do with the If
it was D's that.

Speaker 9 (01:09:07):
Would be very yeah, because I can't see your dr
guy friends.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Though, I mean they will be absolutely blind.

Speaker 9 (01:09:13):
Look, yeah, that would be too tough unless somebody was
like chopped and somebody wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
But you you already have an idea, same thing. I mean,
but you have an idea. I mean if you just
looked around the room, you would you would probably have
an idea of who you think, yes, yeah, like who
you think drop?

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Let's go.

Speaker 8 (01:09:31):
Obviously this game is the first step, like we know
how Yeah, because if you're at the if your point
you were grabbing everybody, what's next?

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
There's so much.

Speaker 11 (01:09:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
We still a game when we hosted bar nights called
Pick the Prick, and we'd get like four dudes up
on stage right and they have to have their hands
behind their head. We'd blindfold a female contestant one of
those guys was her boyfriend or her husband, and she
would have her back to the guys and have to
reach behind and grab oh yeah, so we kind of

(01:10:03):
guide her and then she'd have her hand and we
all right, you got it, and you can grab around,
and then she had to try to figure out which
one was her boyfriend or her husband.

Speaker 7 (01:10:11):
You know, that started so many arguments later that night.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
It was a fun game that everybody in the audience loves.
Oh I'm sure the audience loved it. And people do
anything for a radio station T shirt. That's great this
weekend audio. This following is not a fun game. This
is from Inside Edition where this is a woman who
got a lift home and instead of a consensual groping,
there was certainly non consensual groping here.

Speaker 22 (01:10:34):
Lauren Christensen says she was heading home after a night
out with friends in Dallas.

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
There's a lot of drinks involved.

Speaker 9 (01:10:40):
So her friend ordered a lift to take her home.

Speaker 22 (01:10:43):
Where is a ride share driver appears to be groping
his passenger's breasts as he helps her to her front door,
and you can hear her dog barking inside her house
as she slurs her words company lifted lift. Now the

(01:11:03):
woman who says she was groped is speaking out.

Speaker 9 (01:11:07):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 23 (01:11:08):
I was so so intoxicated, I was falling over.

Speaker 7 (01:11:12):
I had to call my daughter. I was so embarrassed
to tell her how drunk I was.

Speaker 16 (01:11:16):
Wat.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
I know, why'd you tell her daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
She's a maniac?

Speaker 8 (01:11:21):
Yeah, but this is I think this is like I
think for a lot of especially scummy lift drivers and
up drivers, this is like the start of a porn.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Like, oh, it's a drunk wants in any other situation
I would never have a chance, but maybe right.

Speaker 8 (01:11:33):
Now right, yeah, well now he's going to be in jail,
so way to go jackass. This weekend audio another other way,
and this is the proper way to pick up chicks,
according to Menace and a guy he sent me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
This guy.

Speaker 8 (01:11:45):
This guy's name is Fay three hundreds. He is apparently
a rapper from the Fresno area. Yeah, so now we
I think we talked last week about the insane slang
that has popped up in Toronto.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Oh right, weird.

Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
Well this is from freds No, California, and this is
see if you can decipher, and we'll have Menace from
the screens helping us out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Okay, we just have Greg. Greg, you try first, try,
and then then Menace maybe you can clear it up
for him.

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
This advice on how to get the lady, but only
ladies in Fresnow. You me have to pause this because
it's there's gonna be a lot here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Yeah, all right, well we'll do it in like inch
little pieces. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
What's the best way to pick up a Fresno chick?

Speaker 24 (01:12:23):
The best way to pick up a fres Now chick?
The pins, Like I'm gonna make sure she writes first.
She should me, because we're not gonna go out to eat.
The first time we're gonna do is I'll make sure
she got some closer so we're not gonna get too
much into details some outfits. If you know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying. We're gonna line some plays
up when we score. You, we gotta stay down for
the wind.

Speaker 9 (01:12:38):
What that's easy?

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Right? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Well you picked it up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
You gotta make sure she's got clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
What right? Okay, so clothes.

Speaker 24 (01:12:45):
But after that is like, I'm gonna make sure she
writes first. She should me because we're not gonna go
out to eat.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
What does that mean?

Speaker 14 (01:12:51):
Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Sorry? Like the night's gonna start by going out to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
You gotta make sure she's right first.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
So she's dt f right, I guess to eat?

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
What does that mean? Menace?

Speaker 10 (01:13:06):
It means that she has to be prim and proper.
She has to be looking good before we go out.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Okay, Morgan, you agree.

Speaker 7 (01:13:11):
Yeah, she's gotta be right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
For this. Let's go to Vaughan in the sky hanging
out with dild that hot h that's cool? Alright, So yeah,
so far, we're going. You got to make sure okay, pick.

Speaker 24 (01:13:33):
Up a friend cheek the pin is like, I'm gonna
make sure she right first said, because we're not gonna
go out to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
All right, yeah, album public. Next part the.

Speaker 24 (01:13:42):
First time we're gonna do is I'll make sure she
got some closer So we're not gonna get too much
into details. Some outfits. If you know what I'm saying,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:13:49):
Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
So? Got to make sure she looks good and has
a good outfit on.

Speaker 8 (01:13:54):
Yes, Never in my life if I picked up a
woman for a day to say, oh, you're not dressed
well yeah, and by the way, looking at three, he
is exactly shopping at Bloomingdale.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Vaughn is so far, so good? Right, yeah, all good? Okay, Hey,
what happened in the space ship?

Speaker 14 (01:14:10):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Like I had my speaker on, keep it that way,
all right, Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 24 (01:14:16):
We're gonna line some plays up when we score. Fim,
you gotta stay down.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
For the win?

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
What hell was that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
So here we go.

Speaker 24 (01:14:23):
One time we're gonna line some plays up when we
score them. You gotta stay down for the win.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Got line, You gotta line some plays up and you
gotta stay down for the win when we score. When
we score and we score, line some plays up.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
So you got to have some idea in your head
at how you're gonna seal the deal, like a pickup
line or something.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Line.

Speaker 10 (01:14:45):
I'm not one hundred percent, but I'm assuming that he says.
You have to be looking good. You have to look
prim and proper, but you have to be consistent with that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Look.

Speaker 9 (01:14:54):
Oh I didn't think Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
Yeah, I will say something along those lines.

Speaker 25 (01:15:01):
Uh, kind of like you have to get her together,
have everything kind of well, sorry, a lot of echo
in here, but.

Speaker 7 (01:15:15):
Is super high right now.

Speaker 25 (01:15:18):
No, but basically, yeah, you want to get her together,
have her looking good, and have a plan before you're
gonna smash.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
That's line. That's what I mean. Line some plays up, Yeah,
before you score. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:15:31):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 24 (01:15:32):
We're gonna line some plays up when we score, and
we gotta stay down for the win or the finch
don't come later, But first I need that good thirty
days or naety days, I ain't gonna caply for the bag.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
All right, wait for the bag. He's not kidding something money,
Wait for the bag. Money? Oh yeah, I mean he's
pretty uh all over the place.

Speaker 24 (01:15:53):
The finch don't come later, but first I need that
good thirty days or naughety days, I ain't gonna capuly
for the bag.

Speaker 9 (01:15:59):
So is he saying for the first thirty to ninety
days she should be underwriting these dates that she needs
to be paid.

Speaker 7 (01:16:04):
Oh it sounds like, yeah, he's looking for a girl
with money.

Speaker 9 (01:16:08):
Yeah, sugar mama.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Yeah, so for the first like a probationary period, first day, yeah,
kick the days before he spends a dollar on her.
Did we get that?

Speaker 19 (01:16:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
I think that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
All right, I want to go it, bro, you got it?

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
You feel me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
That's what I don't want.

Speaker 24 (01:16:28):
No female or no chick around me, whatever you want
to call you feel me, none of that. I don't
want no female around me. That's always like gotta get
from my pocket, like you feel me, like she paid,
like she waited she could stay. Because we're not doing
no relations but no disrespect though, skinny, you feel me.
We're not going for no fact ditch. But if she
coming with the bag, she ain't gonna be my girlfriend anyway.

Speaker 8 (01:16:47):
Piece, So okay, pay like she weigh Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
All that made sense, So just one more time from
the time was the best way to pick up a
fres No chick, The.

Speaker 24 (01:16:57):
Best way to pick up a fresh No chick. De
pens like, I'm gonna make sure she right first, you
feel me, because we're not gonna go out to eat.
The first time we're gonna do is own. Make sure
she got some closer so we're not gonna get too
much into details some outfits. If you know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying. We're gonna line some plays
up when we score. You feel me, gotta stay down
for the win. All the fund is gonna come later,
but first I need that good thirty days or ninety days,
I ain't gonna cap I look for the bag, you

(01:17:17):
feel me. That's what I don't want, no female or
no chick around me, whatever you want to call you
feel me, none of that. I don't want no female
around me. That's always like, gotta get from my pocket,
like you feel me, Like she paid, like she waited
she could stay because we not doing no relations but
no disrespect though, skinny, you feel me. We're not going
for though fact bits. But if she coming with the bag,
she ain't gonna be my girlfriend anyway.

Speaker 19 (01:17:37):
Pie.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
So okay, so somebody have a Texas arguing line up
some plays. Is him sending her on dates? He's a pimp,
so she's gonna be his prostitute? Yeah, trial period.

Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
What does he mean at the end though, if she
already has money the bag stupids phrase that she's not
gonna be my girlfriend anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
I don't know. I think that was not gonna wife,
no prostitute? Yeah, who knows?

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Who knows?

Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
I thought he was referencing the fat bitch. Even if
she has a bag, She's not gonna be my girlfriend anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
Okay, God, bless our public being concerned with somebody's outfit
and if they're paying or not.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Sounds pretty good.

Speaker 18 (01:18:15):
You made it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
And just in time back and we're going through more
of this week in audio, and we're gonna have some
fun audio here from an astrologist and what does this
lady do? Her name's Rita Weigel Shorts.

Speaker 8 (01:18:31):
For page six, she is analyzing the star signs of
Bill Belichick and his girlfriend Jordaan. That's, by the way,
I didn't realize until now is that her parents spelled
her stupid name j.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
O R d O n Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:18:45):
So Jordan Geordord George wished Bill Belichick happiest of birthdays
to her twin flame, Geordon Jordan.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Okay, what was okay? So our old producer Christina, Oh yeah,
his name is j O E. L Oel. Oh well yes, yeah,
and I'm like, no, dude, it's Joel Joel And she
would get so mad, Hey, how's Joel? You know it's
hollow and you're reacting to it like that makes me

(01:19:18):
say it right? But you know, and she was easily torturable.

Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
Well okay, so geor Da and people of jerks out
there are making fun of her for being one third
of Bill Belichick's age and micro and she's now, by
the way, she's the COO of Belichick Industries. That might
seem like this is a match made in hell, but oh,
let's listen to what the at The real person who
knows about this, an astrologist, has to.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Say, Wow, Bill Belichick and astrology, sammy, two of your
favorite things when you.

Speaker 15 (01:19:44):
Look at the stars behind these two and they're coupling.
It makes a lot more sense. Bill has his son,
which is sort of the essential self pin Juke, Jupiter,
which is the planet of fortunate expansion in the fire
sign of Aries.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
What about former college cheerleader and patching girl from Maine,
Jordan Hudson.

Speaker 15 (01:20:02):
It appears that she's piss who was born on March fifth,
two thousand and one. She also has Venus and aaries,
a commonality that really starts to explain the attraction between
her and Phil. She just has Mars again, that planet
of sexuality, and Sagittarius, which is a naturally optimistic and
spirited placement for Mars, and sexually speaking, it's like you're
more inclined to explore than Judge Rropsnake.

Speaker 9 (01:20:23):
What that translates?

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Yeah? Can you We had Vaughan translate last night? Can
you translate for us this time? Sammy?

Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
I mean not.

Speaker 13 (01:20:33):
Really in the sense of it's just their birth charts,
but she doesn't even have all the information on their
birth charts because she doesn't know what time they were
born in FI. I mean, sure, she only named a
couple of things, where there's so many things that go
into a birth chart.

Speaker 9 (01:20:50):
Fraudulent.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
You're saying she's full of crapy.

Speaker 13 (01:20:53):
Well, listen, it depends on when they get together. Where
were the planets at the time when they met, when
they started dating.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
There's a lot of factors. What do you think about
their relationship?

Speaker 8 (01:21:02):
Yeah, okay, so we have had a twenty four year
old cheerleader who's not taken over for a seventy three
year old.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
What do you think I mean, it's every cheerleader's dream, right, Yeah,
the dream is to be with Bill Belichick.

Speaker 13 (01:21:13):
Yeah, no, no, to get one of the football players.

Speaker 2 (01:21:16):
Yes, not Belichick.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
I wouldn't say he's not that bad for an old guy.

Speaker 16 (01:21:21):
He is.

Speaker 7 (01:21:22):
He's really not.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
Got big old boobs. Maybe maybe she's a boob girl.
Who knows? For million This week in audio.

Speaker 8 (01:21:31):
Speaking of old farts, here's a lady celebrating her one
hundred and fifth birthday. Actually a war hero. She was
Martha Kahan. She was a spy during World War eleven.
Now a long time ago, yes, and she here she
is celebrating her one hundred and.

Speaker 26 (01:21:47):
Fifth And I wish would you be to play to
damn l.

Speaker 9 (01:22:01):
I love her now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
That is a dirty little slutch.

Speaker 8 (01:22:06):
Still hot handler of old people who should be supporting
old women.

Speaker 9 (01:22:10):
She sounds like the witch from the old, like Donald Duck.

Speaker 26 (01:22:13):
Cartoon that one I have and feel amazing, which would
be too place to know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Damn live what what did she even say?

Speaker 9 (01:22:27):
She's surprised to know she's still alive.

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
She's still alive now that we're talking about it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
This was like two days ago.

Speaker 9 (01:22:33):
So well, we don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
God, are you going to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Scream at her for saying she feels amazing?

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
I am tired?

Speaker 8 (01:22:38):
Well, you know what to live to one hundred and
five is actually an accomplishment that would be put someone
to be in a.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
State of awe. Actually, so yes, that is amazing, pretty amaze.

Speaker 8 (01:22:49):
This weekend audio. All right, so women getting angry. Here
the Amy Lou Wood. She's the British from Chelsea. I
think she is cute too. She was in the in
the show she was hooking up with Walton Goggins. Yeah,
and uh Saturay Night Live. Though they took a shot
at Amy Lou and they made fun of her teeth
and they made fun of her accent when they had

(01:23:11):
a cross. They merged, what if what if the presidential
cabinet was in white lotus, and this is how that went.

Speaker 20 (01:23:17):
Insane ideas like what if we took all the floride
out of the drinking water, But what would do to
people's teeth?

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
Florid?

Speaker 14 (01:23:25):
What's that.

Speaker 16 (01:23:28):
Look?

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
So she said floride? What's that? Get it?

Speaker 8 (01:23:31):
Because she had buck teeth, which isn't But anyway, she's
very angry, and she said that this was a mean
spirited sketch that she wasn't even portrayed as a member
of the presidential cabinet.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
She was just put up as a big bucktooth British person. Okay, well,
how about you just like do something about it, like
if you want to, because well, Michael Strahan, right, Michael
Strahan's got that gut and if it's part of his
like character or identity or this is his thing.

Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
But she said she's had to learn to love that
about herself. She was very self conscious and then it
wasn't until recently that it's become like a superpower for her.

Speaker 9 (01:24:03):
So then you don't complain.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
But if you're going to be out there, I'm saying,
if you're going to be out there and it's something
you can do, there's plenty of things that people can't
fix I'm with you, you know, if you can fix it,
your that set, like, why wouldn't you fix it?

Speaker 14 (01:24:12):
In fact?

Speaker 8 (01:24:13):
Why as evidence thereof here, she was just recently on
the Jonathan Ross Show, it's one of those British TV shows,
talking about her teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
Fancy on boy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
I mean, I can't.

Speaker 25 (01:24:22):
Believe the impact my teeth are having because the Americans
can't believe.

Speaker 9 (01:24:27):
But they're all being lovely.

Speaker 13 (01:24:28):
It's pretty much like I mean, I've seen all these
these videos just come up on my Instagram of like
these orthodontists analyzing my teeth.

Speaker 9 (01:24:36):
Going, so what she has here is whatever the hell
it is.

Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
I don't know what the hell it.

Speaker 25 (01:24:41):
Is, and they like dissect my teeth and tell and
say what's wrong with it?

Speaker 9 (01:24:45):
But then at the end go, but we don't think
she should change a thing.

Speaker 22 (01:24:48):
Oh it's like, oh my god, it feels so lovely
after a real full circle moment, after being fullied for
my teeth forever and now people are clapping in an audience.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
I got these naturals.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
The bigger question here is when he mentioned Walter Goggins, Gina,
you went.

Speaker 9 (01:25:05):
Waltons, right, Walton, he does have okay, so okay, right,
but Gina, it's no longer allowed to judge Sammy's taste
and mess. Wait wait, wait, nobody else thinks that Walton
Goggins is kind of sexy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:18):
He's hot for an old guy, thank you, Like if
you're going to do the age gap thing. Yeah, he's great.

Speaker 9 (01:25:22):
Yeah, and he's so funny in everything.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
He's an excellent actor, very funny.

Speaker 9 (01:25:26):
Oh so funny.

Speaker 8 (01:25:27):
Certainly he was great in The Shield. Yeah, certainly, exactly,
He's been great forever. But certainly in The White Lotus
they played up he's old and gross. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:25:36):
But I think there's clearly been a time in either
Morgan or my life that we're kind of into that.

Speaker 7 (01:25:40):
Oh I love old man.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Okay, So look at the picture of Amy little Wood,
right like you just look at this picture, you know,
just the regular picture of very much. Okay. Here, she's
like I would say, like a like a seven, and
it just with one little swipe of my thumb, she
becomes teeth just covered the teeth a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
No, it makes her her.

Speaker 9 (01:25:58):
I think she's so startling it first, and then you
get used to it.

Speaker 8 (01:26:02):
I will say that guys who are out there who
are unethical would say that she's perfect because she has
a little bit of a little bit of something that
she's self conscious about. So otherwise it's very and that's
the kind of chick you want, so that she doesn't
give two full.

Speaker 9 (01:26:13):
Of herself unethical, you would never say.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
I would never as a feminist, I would never know.
A lot of guys do all right. Sometimes you ask
you don't get what you need. Yeah, happens, it happens.
Welcome back, everybody. Yeah, it is the Woody Show this
week in audio Sea Bass. What is next?

Speaker 8 (01:26:37):
Is there anything that Taco Bell hasn't given us menace?
They've given us so much over the years, life mom,
except for one thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:26:46):
The four alarm double decker Tago discontinued in nineteen ninety seven.
God forbid, they bring it back, God forbid, they bring
back everything nowadays. But yet the foe alarmed double deck
Taco still elusive.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Well here's the world.

Speaker 8 (01:26:58):
Here's what they are also giving men. Taco Bell's getting
you free college. What this is from a TikToker.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Named Crimson with a.

Speaker 8 (01:27:07):
Why I guess okay, and she talks about how it
hooked her up Taco Bell.

Speaker 23 (01:27:11):
Did no graduating college unless.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
They hooked her up Taco Bell.

Speaker 5 (01:27:15):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Yeah, Kara Yota.

Speaker 23 (01:27:16):
Completely did it free because of Taco Bell. I was
there for about six months, and my boss was like,
you should apply to our scholarship program, you know how
like at the end of Taco Bell, like when you're ordering,
they're like, would you like to round up for students education? YadA, YadA, YadA.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
I received forty thousand.

Speaker 23 (01:27:36):
Dollars from Taco Bell, just from you guys donating your
change every time you go to order.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
No, that's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
I thought that money went noway, I know raffles games,
magical waste.

Speaker 8 (01:27:48):
Well, we talk about this all the time now, like
always look for these little scholarships and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
If I were going to college now I know that.
I guess Walmart and Starbell, everybody does one, and a
lot of.

Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
Those are for like online schools or whatever. But if
you can knock out a bunch of credits that you know,
the especially that stupid early start, you can knock that
stuff off basically for free through and and get paid.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
To have a job. Why do you do that?

Speaker 9 (01:28:08):
Great idea.

Speaker 8 (01:28:09):
I've got time for one more clip this week in audio.
Let's go to the very last one here. Do you
guys realize that Randy Newman.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Is still alive?

Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
I just saw him.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
The John Mullaney Show.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Yeah, and he sounded good. I will admit like I
like his style. His hands, though, were difficult to watch.
They look very think.

Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
Randy Newman gets a pass rightfully so for for you know,
toy story. But I don't know if you realize a
lot of his songs are just like weird.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Social political politically.

Speaker 8 (01:28:38):
Here's what he played on the John Mulaney whatever that
show is on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
It's called Political Science.

Speaker 19 (01:28:43):
Boom goes London and Boom Perry more room you and
more room for me in Emys City.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
The whole round will just be another.

Speaker 19 (01:28:59):
One American town, or how peacefully it will be. We'll
send everybody freaking you wear Japanese common.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Shoes for me.

Speaker 12 (01:29:15):
Yeah, he started.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
I think it's a cool, unique voice.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
I like his singing. But yeah, he started. He introed
the song with some political statement about foreign policies.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
And I think that's what this is.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
This is American imperial h we're taking a florist.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
But did you ever let's let's hey guys. When I
have a party, let's put on some randy news. Yeah,
why do that? Like, why would you sing like you
got a friend of me? Give me something, you know?
Because John Moline is trying to be cool in artsy.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Yeah, and Jimmy Kimmel was there, so he's a commy.

Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
He grew up, he came of age. I guess as
a songwriter in the hippy age sixty seven and.

Speaker 9 (01:29:54):
What's up with short people? Got no reason to live?

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's a Thursday morning pre Friday.
It is the Woody Show. It is a National Kickball Day,
a national high five days. I don't know what this is.
I'm intrigued. Somebody looking up international not that part pizza
cake Day? What is pizza cake? What? The first thing

(01:30:28):
I thought it was like maybe cookie cake, you know
how I.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Mean literally what it sounds like there's layered pizza.

Speaker 11 (01:30:36):
Cake.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Yeah, that sounds pretty good. Awesome.

Speaker 10 (01:30:39):
I had this like a version of this before in
New York. There's a spot where they cook a pizza
on top of a pizza. Yeah, it is pretty awesome, dude.
I saw that thing on I think it's called the
chip Shop or whatever. They'll they'll fry anything anything, anything
you bring to It's in New York in Brooklyn, Like,
whatever you bring to them, they'll fry. So think somebody

(01:31:00):
put like a slice of pizza. And of course I'll
do oreos and all that stuff too.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
So you bring them what you want them to fry.

Speaker 9 (01:31:09):
Yeah, they just dunk it in.

Speaker 11 (01:31:10):
Yeah good.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Yeah, it's a blah blah blah day. It's National Auctioneer's Day.
Are you the one that hates auctioneers? Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
I find them very obnoxious and I don't understand why
they do.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
That National Crawfish Day.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
There's no oh wait, hold on, there's nothing like a
Dame Day. I read it wrong. When I glanced at it,
I said, there's like a dime Day. I'm like dime
that's from music. There's nothing like a dame nothing. And
check out the gams on that on that tomato. Also
that what which one no limits for deaf children Day?

(01:31:50):
Getting I thought you said, don't ever have children too? Yeah,
that's everyday people. What about the world of entertainment's happening?
Their menace?

Speaker 10 (01:31:59):
Well, Johnny Depp looked nearly unrecognizable. Is the headline that
I keep on seeing now.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
The picture does not look like him? Are you serious?

Speaker 27 (01:32:07):
I was about to make fun of it. Looks like
he just has gray hair. It's unrecognizable. You see that
all the time in headline. I would like, if you
told me this is laughing at it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
I'm saying, if you if you told me this is
Johnny Depp, and I look at him and go, yeah, okay,
that's Johnny Depp. But if you didn't tell me that
was Johnny Depp, I wouldn't say, oh, that's Johnny Depp.
Looks very dead first.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Glance, menace, I don't hate. I would not know that
was him. Pretty serious, Yeah, I wouldn't. I mean gray beard.
Show me that picture with no caption. It would take
me quite a minute to realize.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
If somebody said, Greg, who is Johnny Depp? You go
it is, and you look at it and go, okay,
you tell me who it was.

Speaker 10 (01:32:48):
I checked up in here because it looks totally like
Johnny Depp, just gray beard, gray hair.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
I don't think. So are you looking at it?

Speaker 8 (01:32:55):
Sea Mass It depends on how you frame it. Yeah,
if you said, hey, this is Johnny Depp and be like,
oh sure, exactly said who is this, I would not
say one of my guesses would be Johnny Depp, but I.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Wouldn't be sure. Almost like Jonah Hill or the late
great Raleioda.

Speaker 9 (01:33:09):
I was gonna say Raleo meets the most interesting man
in the world.

Speaker 10 (01:33:12):
Alright, Well, that is for a movie called Day Drinker,
and the day has not been released but is coming
out in twenty twenty six for him. So that's what
he looks like in Day Drinker, which is a story
about Greg Gory's life.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
You mean goals for my life? Now.

Speaker 10 (01:33:29):
Somebody else also got that headline unrecognizable, and that would
be Shirley Manson from the band Garbage. And she actually
saw that headline and responded and said, I will continue
to wrinkle.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
What do you think.

Speaker 10 (01:33:43):
I'm nearly sixty years old. I'm not going to look
like how I looked in my twenties. Also, no one's
looked for or at her in thirty years. I told
sure about five years ago at a Gwen Stefani show,
and she looked amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
She looked, you were amazed. I was amazed on how
she looks. That's amazing, she looks amazing. It's amazing. Yeah,
she looked amazing.

Speaker 10 (01:34:08):
I'm looking at somebody can't look amazing? Sea Bass is
that the word amazing me has a meaning and it's
not oh good? Okay, but did she look better than
good men?

Speaker 4 (01:34:21):
Yeah, okay, looked amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
I thought she looked amazing.

Speaker 10 (01:34:26):
I don't Okay, Well, all right, I'm going to have
to look up the definition. Now would you consider a
man of mind to look amazing?

Speaker 9 (01:34:36):
I would say I am amazed by how she looks amazing?

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
How bad she looks?

Speaker 10 (01:34:42):
Well, check this out if you want to see a
little bit more. Well, allegedly, maybe she has dropped in
only fans, guys.

Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
No, I feel bad for her.

Speaker 10 (01:34:51):
I am a little bit teasing because she does have
a disclaimer saying that she's not going to be putting
out any.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
Smart I get it.

Speaker 10 (01:34:59):
It's only it to be for fans that want to
d M her and have a conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:35:04):
So so with someone she hired exactly Basically, it's going.

Speaker 10 (01:35:09):
To be a chat room her only fans. So no,
no sleazy content, she.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
Says, imagine paying to DM Amanda Bynes.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Well, maybe you were like a MEGA fan back in
the day.

Speaker 7 (01:35:20):
Imagine I actually was never Amanda Bines Mega fan. I
appreciate her her older.

Speaker 10 (01:35:27):
Work, but well, I see Sammy using this. Hi, I
would like to d M you and hang out.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:35:35):
How about this now, Sammy, have you heard of this
guy called Brandon's skelen Ar Skelener skelenus Sis.

Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
It's s k l e n a r Sclenar Scolenar.

Speaker 10 (01:35:49):
I don't think well because there's a headline that people
are calling him the Walmart Glen Pal.

Speaker 13 (01:35:57):
Oh I did see this, yes, because a re spons
was everyone loves a bargain.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
This one might be more attainable because, like Glenn Pal
is way too popular. He's got way too many people
putting their panties up on stage for him. You get bootleg, Yeah,
get bootleg right leg, you get a pair of air
Gordon's Yeah, but he's attractive.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:36:19):
His response was like who does I love a bargain?
Like Sammy said, and then he also followed up with
I mean in this economy.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
So he got yeah, and what is it? What does
he do? He's an actor? Oh, he's an actor.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Also Yellowstone, he's on nineteen twenty three.

Speaker 8 (01:36:32):
Oh yeah, he's a generic white guy with short, short
brown hair.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Tammy Baby.

Speaker 9 (01:36:42):
Say, he's cuter than Glenn.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Powell, I think.

Speaker 9 (01:36:46):
So they look exactly like, No, it's not not well.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
He's not ratty, I'll give you that. Yeah, he's more
attract non rat All right, time for your birthday and
your porno birthday.

Speaker 6 (01:37:01):
Say it's Sharday.

Speaker 5 (01:37:06):
We're gonna sit like it's.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
Shay and you know we don't doday. Hey.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Somebody on the text speaking of saying me and stuff,
she likes five O nine. I have a spinning wheel
and I spin my own yarn. So yes, it says
it's a survival thing for me. But then yarn just
started to be popular. But when I say I make
my own, I've been told that's an old person thing.
Who does that? Yeah, all the cool kids are talking

(01:37:35):
about it is Yeah, your birthdays today. Jennifer Gardner is
fifty three. Garner Gardner, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Victoria Beckham Pop Spice is fifty one. Adam McKay, who
wrote one of my favorite movies of all time, Step Brothers.
He also co wrote and directed Anchorman, and then he
ditched Will Ferrell and he won an Oscar for the
Big Short. Such a cool Wow. Adam McKay is fifty seven.
Boomer size in the former NFL Quarterback He is sixty
four Sean Bean from Lord of the Rings. He is

(01:38:04):
ned Stark on Game of Thrones. He's the main bad
guy in National Treasure. He's sixty six. And Rooney Mara,
she was the girl with the dragon tattoo. By the way,
her her dad's family owns the New York Giants. Really,
her mom's family owns the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
Bunch of losers.

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
Rooney Mara, remember when we were at the airport Menace
and we were kind of like body shields for her.
Oh yeah, do you remember that? All right? So we
arrived at the airport in Los Angeles and we're walking
through the airport and you know where you leave the
secured area and go into like where the baggage claim
the rival area is. So as soon as those doors
open we start walking through, there's all these people with

(01:38:45):
cameras and stuff right in our face, and it's medicine
eye and they're going We're like, what the hell is
going on? And I look over my shoulder and it's
this chick it turned out of his Rooney Mara. She's like,
I'm sorry, you guys, just can you help me? To
just get through your own bos. I just want a
little normal. Yeah, what are the Kings of fab blocking?
We're like, yeah, we gotcha, And there was kept walking

(01:39:08):
and yeah I'm married to Joaquin Phoenix. Ye lucky. Anyway,
She's forty years old today. Rapper and actor Redman is
fifty five. Your porno birthday is Charlie Red in today's
ginger headed Birthday Slut. She's had many men trying to
put out her firecrotch in two hundred and thirty five
fine films, including Excited Cutie Demands her orgasm. She was

(01:39:31):
in Beaver Fever, So threesomes are a Team Sport, Volume one.
She was fantastic in Temple of Flesh, and a couple
of Greg Gory's favorites like lesbian linguist licking Lessons. That
sounds really, that's Legit sounds great. She was in Sexy,
oil Soaked Scissoring Lesbian.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
Yeah they are.

Speaker 2 (01:39:49):
But I think we all remember the first time we
ever saw her. Greatest film really her Gone with the Wind,
the classic coot charmer. Oh, yeah that one. Charlie Red
is twenty nine years old today, and that is your
porn of birthday, Your celebrity birthdays. And that is a
Thursday morning look at what's happening in the world of entertainment.

(01:40:11):
We're gonna take a break. We got some more Woodies
show for you. Next hang on wood Show.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Show join fun.

Speaker 2 (01:40:22):
Well that's in for Thursday. Four down, one to go.
Full show podcast waiting for you. Just go to the
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Back tomorrow tomorrow, of course, Friday morning, one more day

(01:40:44):
until we can get into the weekend. We've got a
special guest tomorrow, Kevin Smith. Yes, Fun director actor Silent
Bob of Jay and Silent Bob Kevin Smith will be
in tomorrow. Also the Failed Story's Got the Duyq and
whatever else we could do to get through the morning
into the weekend as quickly as possible. Tomorrow Friday, here
on the Woody Show. Anything in the meantime you could
leave on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight

(01:41:07):
seven seven forty four Woody findest follow us on social
media at The Woody Show. Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
Please yeah as Gina always says, coughing from weed really
works your key goals.

Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Yeah, yeah, it makes you so tight. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
She's always saying it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
You gotta tell every Yeah, next thing, you know, you're
just like tight, You're tight down there. Noise. Yeah all right.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know, we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
here on Friday. Have a great day. SMD double M.
I quit this bitch.