FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 21st 2025 Podcast

High Thoughts, Is Sebas the A-hole?, Charadio and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program,
listener discretion is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Monday. It's April the twenty first, twenty twenty five.
It is Woody Show After Hours takeover day ye Disney

(00:58):
California Adventure Park. It is happening later on tonight. The
seeing everybody who won their way in so many people,
thousands and thousands of Woody Show listeners, could be fun
eaven Still, it ends up being like a really cool
experience because there's way fewer people in the park than
what would be there on a normal day when the
public is allowed in. But we do that on purpose

(01:19):
that everybody just has the run of the park. We're
going to have a broadcast going on later on this afternoon.
We're going to have a bunch of stuff on social media.
You can follow us there at the Woody Show. But
welcome to Monday, Brand New Week. I'm Woody. That is
Greg Gory Morning, Woody Menace is right there. We've got
Gina grad Good morning, Sea Bass, Good morning to you.
There's Sammy Arny Morgan's taking your calls at eight seven

(01:41):
seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. We got bored.
We got Menji in the Woody Show production department. He
is he's still high from yesterday. He was four to
twenty yesterday. Vaughan is here.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
He's been staying high.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeh, I've been staying high. I got a bunch lined
up for you today. A some high thoughts. I wanted
to bring that up. You weren't actually high, but like
as you're sitting there thinking about whatever you're thinking about,
like damn, like like you start questioning yourself. Am I high?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, we'll get to some of that. We got the
entertainment stuff. We've got the point of birthday coming up
a little bit later on this hour. You're on the
Woody Show. Uh. Some medical stuff to talk about. This
one dude, his name is Darren. He had been to
the doctor about his hearing loss. He was given antibiotics
to deal with what the medical staff thought was just
an ear infection. So he went home, woke up in

(02:33):
the middle of the night with pressure in the side
of his head. He felt something dislodge and start moving.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh no, no.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Did you ever have that? Like we're all of a
sudden you get like a tickle in your in your
ear and all of a sudden, like it almost gives
you like a like a shiver.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yes, it's happened many times.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, and it's just like a piece of like wax
or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Like got in your ear, yeah, or whatever happened with
your behle too, with your be holes?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
What you mean? No, just me, not unless you're like turtling.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Okay, you got you scribe with your ear, but your butt.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Like all of a sudden, you go, whoa yeah, because
you feel like sometimes I feel like, oh I just
I just scratched my ear and there was there was
nothing in there. But then like maybe five or ten
minutes later, like where did this big chunk of Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
No, like not actual chunk, but just the feeling of something.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
No menice will pamel it for a long time, but no, nothing.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Nothing's there.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
He's talking about that.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
A feeling like oh damn this guy. Okay, you might
even get checked.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
This guy he popped a wax covered pink lego piece
out of his ear and had been in there for
they think about twenty years.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Whoa not?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, Yeah, like did you not so like.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
What kind of doctor had your ears looked at?

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Right?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Say? What kind of doctor? Like they grabbed that thing
and they you know, it's got the little cone on
the so they can look in you about that all
the time with the nose.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Though of like something that's been stuck up there for yeah, centuries,
and then they pull it out.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah. I wanted to get my ears cleaned because everybody
talked about how awesome it is and all that black stuff.
I figured that'd be so satisfying, right right, And then
I went They're like, no, your ears are actually really clean. Anyway.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Well have you seen that thing online where it looks
like a pair of headphones and they have it has
water in it and it like shoots water in your
ears and cleans it out.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, but that's what they do if you go to
the doctors.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Like those Apple like AirPods, no, like the pros, the
big huge Apple he they look like that dude, did
you see how much those are?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Like five hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Five hundred dollars for the new Apple. They're kind of
like the headphones that we're wearing right now, Like, so
it's a full it completely encloses the ear.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
They suck onto your ear when you put them on.
It feels kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
They don't suck onto the for real. Ill. I think
it's because the noise cance like it feels that or
it makes it seem though it's not really. There's no
suction to be had. It's not like it's creating any suction.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
It feels like it.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I kind of think it his noise can like you
know when you put your air pods in and the
noise canceling kicks in.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yeah, the noise canceling to me is so weird.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I love that.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
I always turn it off.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah you do, and I love it.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
But a big thing on TikTok TikTok shop, there's like
knockoffs that look exactly like those headphones for thirty.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Dollars because I went into the Apple store my son
just wanted to look around and I saw these headphones
and I tried them on. They sound good. They really
do sound they're they're nice, and my son goes, dude,
you know how much those are? And I I had, look,
I wasn't gonna buy them, right, yeah, they're right, six
hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
I call those airport headphones because that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I've never experienced noise canceling headphones.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
There's this woman, her name's Carly. She was struck by
lightning while she was filming a storm back in twenty
twenty three, and after the strike she couldn't move. She
was rushed to the hospital, where the doctors diagnosed her
with a temporary condition. Right, and after she recovered, she
noticed her green eyes had turned dark brown from getting

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hit with the lightning.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I cannot pronounce the name of this condition.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, do it sounded out uh.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Karana plus karen? I got kara paralysis kako? Yeah, k
E r A U n O paralysis.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, neurological condition temporary paralyzes. Yeah, following lightning.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
She was paralyzed for about nine hours, had trouble breathing, speaking, moving,
And then when she recovered, her green eyes had turned
dark brown. Also, the spot on her head where the
lightning hit is now extra sensitive. I would imagine.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, she's now trying comedy and she goes by the
name Carly Electric.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
I love it already got jokes. Do you hear about
people that like change their eye color with procedures? Are? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Is that like the tattooing thing.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
No to the there's some procedure that will change your
eye color tiny t. I's wife got it done.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Really dangerous though, right, I would think, So it's your
freaking out. He can very much go blind.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
So contact.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know, our friend used to be one of the managers, Kevin. Yeah,
you're then okay, So he's one of my best friends.
Hanging out this guy all the time, Like, how did
this never come up? And his wife said, well, you know,
he's got that tumor in his eye. What are you
talking about? Tumor in his eye? And he did the
thing where he kind of looks sigeways and then pulled
the corner of his eyeback and his giant white mask

(07:33):
and just under there. It's like and I'm like, dude,
that's crazy. Yeah he did. I guess it's fine. That says, like,
just leave it because it's not affected. It doesn't affect
his sight, it doesn't affect but it's just just this
benign tumor. And if he if he turns his head
to the side, looks left and then pulls the corner

(07:54):
of his eye right, it like bulges out.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Oh I want to see it next?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, Well, I mean, I'll tell him to send them
send me a picture of your eye tumor.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Yeah, yeah, hold on.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
You know it's crazy.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Imagine just pulling your eye to the side and seeing
that tumor for the first time.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I would freak out. Well, and how does he not
feel it? Like, couldn't you feel from the outside.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Wouldn't be like No, I guess he's just having had
it for a home on a second here, huh, send
me a picture of your eye tumor. Please, yeah, please, yeah,
look at best pointing out because you know I have
the I have these like two Well now it's like
one bigger bump in a little small one on my
next to my right ear. I've had this my entire life.

(08:40):
It's just uh, it's just a bump. It's like just
extra skin. Now mine's not connecting anything. Apparently the other
end of that tumor is connected to that. So it
runs from the side he's got on the same ear
for him in the same spot. Yeah, and it runs
along the underneath along the side of his face and
like right into and next the eye.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
And that's why they can't do anything about it.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
No, they said, it's just it's unnecessary because it's not like,
in other words, that you're risking more. He just he
just he just sent it to me. Look how that
thing bulges out.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Looks like a mat in his eyes.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
It's it's I mean, that thing, I mean, it's almost
the size of like a marble.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
It's pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Is that crazy? Yeah, it looks like.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
It from the outside.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, you don't see it, like if you had conversations
with this guy, like you don't. You don't know nothing,
nothing so weird looks like raw chicken. Scientists are exploring
the creation of bodyoids, which are human bodies grown in
artificial wombs without consciousness or the ability to feel pain,

(09:55):
and these things will provide a new source of organs
for transplants, reducing the long waitlist that patients have. As
it stands right out there, you're waiting for like a kidney,
you're waiting for whatever it is.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah, this is going to be a huge philosophical debate.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Though, Oh yeah, that's say so. It's raising all these
ethical questions. Bas Yeah, these things could revolutionize medicine and
offer you know, these ethical alternatives to the current practices
of harvesting these things from people who have who have
passed away. It was gonna be.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Crying about it.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Don't hurt my meat bag.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah until they need something, yeah right, yeah right, But
I mean, you know, I was watching this other cool
video the other what they're able to do and how
they're able to fix stuff that was unfixed, like people
getting these artificial discs in their back. It's like this
looks like a titanium kind of thing, and it's like
they do whatever they need to do to kind of

(10:46):
like chip away where the bad disc is or whatever,
and then they slide this thing in. It's like a
it's just like this. It looks like a machine that's
like one of those you know what it looks like.
It looks like one of those robot bartenders, you know,
like the hand and they're like just recreating a new
disc in somebody's back. That's pretty cool. Are they're working on,

(11:08):
you know, growing a new whatever ear or a heart
or what in a a And so think about what
you're gonna be.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Able to do. Yeah, live forever every one hundred years,
getting star and stuff.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Mister science SeaBASS, do you have any ethical questions questions
about genetic editing and stuff like this? Do you have
anything whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, honestly, that's it's a man of science. Like that's
got to be pretty cool. I mean, you're for it
right before. I think I'll be shocked if you're against.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:35):
Now there's all the the objections are over blown. It's
like we're gonna be on the island with Scarlett Johansson
and you and McGregor. Yeah, if you would call two
thousand and five hit movie, yeah, recall and.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
It won't be like that eight seven, seven forty four.
What like, greg we can grow a new penis. Oh yeah,
and they can, like you know.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
But I'm sure I've damaged my lungs over the years.
I'll just get you.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Lucky you could, but don't the I mean, the lungs
can repair themselves over time. Yeah, eventually. Yeah, because they
say like, oh, well, if you quit smoking twenty years ago,
it's like you never smoked, Like you quit smoking, say
twenty years ago, and they look at your lungs today,
like your lungs are gonna look fine.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
No, yeah, ten years.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Actually you never really talk about this, but you were
a smoker. I was how long were you a smoker?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I would say from the time I was like eighteen
until about twenty two. Okay, like heavy, that's a heavy smoker, like.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
It was more?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Was it a a pack and a half? Yeah, because like, okay,
I was always at radio stations, right, And what did
everybody do at that time? Like everybody was out for
smoke bras it became it was a social thing like
Greg was talking about uh for him too, like a
social thing became like a thing.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Not my station. They're all doing cocaine.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Well, yeah, I worked. I worked in a place that
had that too.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
You worked in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
No, No, this is like a late nineties, early two thousands. Yep,
two thousand, eight seven seven forty four. Woody send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven delicious almonds.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Oh yeah, I know it's feels amazing, but yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:15):
I think I thank you for.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Hoody.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
It was Morgasmit a while with the ice cream flavors. Yeah,
we gotta get on a new one of those figure
out where saying yeah, everybody's been saying, yeah, well we're
into another new hour. It's insensitivity training for a politically
correct correct world. It's Monday morning. It's April the twenty first,

(13:42):
twenty twenty five, and today tonight, I should say, is
the Woody Show after hours takeover at Disney.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Wait, yeah, so congratulations to all the winners who will
be there joining us tonight. Disney gave us one of
their parks. Still can't believe that. Incredible and yeah, but
tonight you better believe it because it's happening. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. What he sent us
a text over to two to nine eight seven yesterday. Easter.
I hope everybody had a great one, you know, help

(14:12):
me found all the Easter eggs. Hope we got some
nice chocolate in your baskets. It was and then it
was also four twenty yesterday. My wife and I were
just recently having a conversation about high thoughts because I
was sharing one with her, and I know it. I
know there's got to be a movie or something that's
like this. I had this really random thought the other

(14:33):
day as I was driving, and I thought to myself,
what if everything we're experiencing right now, like we're already dead, right,
so like let's say when you die, he already what
happens when you die? So whenever you die, and I
don't know if this would be heaven, hell or purdatory.
I guess it's different by the day. But like, so
when you died, same way, you don't remember falling asleep, right,

(14:57):
but when you dream, it all seems very real. So
what if we're all dead right now, we've we've already died,
but we don't realize it.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, I've had a similar thought where you're not dead,
but you're the only person in the world and you're
just imagining everything else pretty much person don't even exist.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Yeah, and you're just living your life. Well, it kind
of goes with my high thought of like you know,
everyone talks about lately we're living in assimilation kind of stuff,
and like there's glitches in the simulation, okay, in the matrix.
So like right now, okay, give me the most famous
quote from Forrest Gump.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
It's like a box of chocolates.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
But the simulation is messed up now because it's actually
life was like a box of chocolates, not is. They're
saying now that it was not is like the simulation
go look it up. It's well, yeah, look it up.
Life is what was like a box of chocolates. That's

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the simulation is changing constantly.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I'm not Yeah, do you know what he's saying.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Greg, life is like a box of chocolates. Is incorrect.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Thee affect is what you're saying, basically.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
But those things never trip me out, you know, like
when they say we're gonna need a bigger bonet, you're
going to need it bigger.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Wait, so you're saying in the movie, if I go
to watch the movie right now, Forrest Gump says life
was like a box of chocolate.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
I'm telling you, is that the line? Okay, here's the confusion. Yeah, okay,
it's both.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
It's both there.

Speaker 9 (16:37):
So there's a quote from his mom, life is like
a box of chocolate. And then when he's telling the
woman on the bench, mom always said life was like a.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Box of chocolate.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
Okay, referring right, so that to a simulation.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
See, that was kind of like my wife when we
were having this conversation. I was telling her about this, Hey,
what if we're already dead and this is just like
you know this, this will go on forever and then
when we die in this quote, what we think is
life then you go on to the next thing. There
was a story about that.

Speaker 9 (17:05):
I remember this from high school and occurrence at Owl
Creek Bridge where a guy is being hung or hanged
and in the story he spoiler he believes he the
rope breaks, he gets away, the swims to freedom, but
it's all just a dream and he actually this is
all happening. In the split second bufoons, he's falling down
the rope.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Yeah, that's a multiple black mirror episode.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
My wife, My wife's thing was kind of the same deal,
where we're here on Earth, but there's another Earth somewhere.
Maybe it's called Schmirth, right and over on Schmirth. Everything
is playing out the exact same way I have thought,
But it's like we exist. You exist, I exist. We

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work on a radio show.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
So what's the point.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
It's like a same you have, Like I have a
couple of this exact same shirt, right, I mean one
is on my body, the other ones in my closet.
It's kind of like I don't know, like a like
a like a real time backup almost.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
So Yeah, like my high thought is kind of the
opposite of that, where there's just multiple different versions of
you out there of like who've made different choices along
the way, because there's like an infinite amount of use
that could have possibly exist depend on every decision you make.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Multiverse like all these dorks do with these movies. Now
we jump into a black hole? Is there better snacks
on the other side?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Is there be? Is there be?

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Or is it all in your brain?

Speaker 8 (18:31):
Anyways? And nothing even tastes like anything?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
And speaking of black hole is the thing that I
think about so many people get freaked out thinking about
how insignificant we are, Like there's two trillion galaxies in
the universe that we know of, and oh my god,
it fills me with such peace and makes me so chill,
like we are so insignificant. What does it matter? What
am I stressed out about?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Right?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Nothing? And you can't change anything anyways.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
So it was like Nildgrass Tyson, who was you know,
doing one of his you know lectures, and he was
talking about like just the fact that you're here, and
it was like it's almost like, yeah, you beat the
odds just by being born, Like you have beaten so
many odds. And I don't have the numbers and stuff
that he was spitting out, but just just the the

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chance that you actually like were conceived, born and you're here.
And then it did this thing where it backed away,
you know, it does that thing where it's like you're
up close like a like a like a really close
up shot of somebody. It it pans out back from
the city, back from the Earth, back through the galaxy,
and you're like, wow, nothing is important exactly.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
It makes me feel good, it does, Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Agree, gin yeah, because when you hear people in this
industry arguing about which song is better than which song
or which this is so unimportant stupid high thought?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Like you had a high thought, but you weren't really high.
What was it eight seven seven forty four Woodie, You
could say text over to T to nine eight seven
the show, we're talking about your high thoughts. So you
weren't really high. No, we just had this like really

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weird you know thought trained. Yeah, start like yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
It's almost all the time though, Like if you're describing
and alone, you're thinking stuff like this. Well, I don't
know about you, guys.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
There's another there's another aspect of this too. You know
how sometimes a completely normal word that you've heard a
billion times, all of a sudden just sounds completely wrong, gibberish,
and you say it over and over again. He's like,
wait a minute, like it doesn't even sound It almost
works with any word every day? Am I hot?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Right?

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Yeah? Yeah, Like you're playing fetch with your dog, do
you think like, oh, does the dog think he's playing
or he's working, or does the dog.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Think he's good like you don't know how to hold
onto something?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Or does the dog think that they're really kind of
in control?

Speaker 10 (20:57):
Right?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Like this is their world and you are their pet.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
My dogs, yeah, that is my dog too.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
It's how cats feel und or if your dogs your naked,
is it thinking like, oh my god, you're naked.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
I think about that too.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
You're judging your penis right or you're joeing.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
In here?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Your dog thinks what like? What like?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
What like?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
What in your mind? Like what is your dog thinking about?

Speaker 6 (21:19):
I mean like the fact that I'm naked? Like do
they recognize that? Is she recognized that I'm naked? Or
has anyone in my life even see me naked?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
As much as my dog hats? Probably she does.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Every dog's.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
Right, I mean no, yeah, definitely not.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
But to think about not the age of your dog,
your dog.

Speaker 8 (21:36):
Naked more than anyone else.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
I really hope she likes the music that I listened
to and.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
My dog sik is weird that I poop inside and
they poop outside.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Sandy dog Sammy, Sammy's dog has that she's got. Yeah,
I means and stuff.

Speaker 8 (21:53):
It's convenient.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Is that your high thought? What about wondering if the
if the dog is seen naked?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Friends you?

Speaker 8 (22:00):
No, I disagree with that.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
No.

Speaker 6 (22:01):
Well, my high thought was that, like the all different
versions of me that are possibly out there, and like
what they're doing right now?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
You know anybody else, Greg, I've had a few high
thoughts lately, especially because you know my absolute hatred and
disdain of bugs. Do you know what a potato bug is?

Speaker 5 (22:17):
They're like, yes, the skinny ones.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yeah, they call them like they look because they look
like actual children, like with heads, and I'm absolutely disgusting.
But my high thought is I find them heinous. Most
people should, if you're normal. Do any of them ever
think like, God must I'm disgusting. I can't believe this
is my life.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Well, I was thinking kind of like on the same.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, gross, look at it at mouth, It's like from alien.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
They're so tiny. I was thinking on the same wave
like smile, are these things that you're talking about are
like even I was thinking like jellyfish, are they even
self aware. That's self awareness.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Like jellyfish. They talk about octopuses. OCTOPI, I think are
those actual aliens that somehow ended up in the water
because they are so smart they change color, they can more.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I saw I saw a video where the the guy
he's got one and he put the treat or the
food or whatever the thing wanted in a jar and
threw the jar tight, figured it out and then put
it down, put it down in there with it, and
it figured out how to open it up and get.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
When they dreamed their headlights up in different color.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, it's amazing.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
A couple of real quick ones. If you're on a
road trip and you see a random tree in a
random place, not in a grove of trees, but it's
all by itself. Maybe it's sticking out the side of
a cliff. It's like that tree got a bum rap.
It's got to spend its entire life on this random,
stupid road.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
See that's a weird empathy thing. Yeah, it is kind
of like how I feel bad for the Burger king
that's by my house that I drive by and when
nobody's in line for the drive through and the parking
lot looks empty, I'm like, huh.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
And then the other random high thought I always have.
If I'm out of town or you're on a business
trip or whatever, and you're walking down a street that
you're normally not on and somebody is walking by you,
I always think, Wow, that person would be walking right
here right now, whether I was here or not. This
is what would be going on even if we weren't here.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Are ground dead or or would it be like if
it weren't making in our mind?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, you didn't see it?

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Did it happen?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
True?

Speaker 5 (24:30):
The tree falls in the woods Sea Bass? Any high thoughts, Well,
I guess mine's more morbid. Uh, shocking.

Speaker 9 (24:36):
It would be a little along the lines of like, well,
people know I don't. I know, I'm alive, solipsism and
all that is. If I die at home, how long
will it take for someone to find me. That's a
good one because I don't live with anybody. You guys
obviously be like, oh, why isn't Sea Bass here a weirdo?

Speaker 5 (24:55):
I would have let somebody know.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Well.

Speaker 9 (24:56):
My quote to you guys is, if I'm not here
on Monday, I'd either arrested or in the hospital. Right
if I'm for real, is dead, and like, do you
guys even know where I live?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
No?

Speaker 5 (25:05):
No, but I can find you eventually.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
They would let us up, probably into his apartment.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
You guys aren't my family, right, would.

Speaker 8 (25:14):
Do a welfare check?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Do you guys know how to get in touch with
my mom and dad?

Speaker 4 (25:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
I can find him. Well, so I guess it's up
to Menace to ye hopefully within like a week.

Speaker 9 (25:26):
So I guess what Men's is saying is within like
a week. He'll definitely in a week, give me two days.
One day you're missing, I'm like, okay, and then day
two you're still missing.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Like, I'll have you by the end of the day
on day two for sure. I don't worry, all right,
sweet Yeah, when do you break your wh you break
your hip inside your apartment on the ground.

Speaker 9 (25:45):
D I don't want to be in that middle like
with Gene Hackman speaking of the thing about like Gene
Hackman is okay because he was gone for so long
that he was mummified. But there's that weird middle stage
where you're just goo.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
I don't want to be in that stage.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
And where they say like cats like bonappetite, they got
to eat, But not.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
In the Hackman's case, the dog was just sitting there guarding.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Well, here's a here's a thing room. Tina says, what
if our dreams are real and this life is just
a dream? We keep coming back to the kind of
like a that's a version of what I was saying.
And I'm like, Jason, where's the ice cream? Jason says,
do fish even know they're in water? Or is that
their version of air? Like we're just surrounded by air.

(26:31):
They realize that they're wet.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
They think we're weird?

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Do they know? I have another thought as well, as like,
is this like the fourth hundredth or fifth hundredth time
that society has happened? Like has it been wiped out
and rebuilt so many times? Because you always say like, oh,
they found a three million year old wheel or something
like that, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Or something that looks like a phone, yeah, or the
pyramids are actually built like stories beneath the ground, you know.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
He s Wait, what if my blue is your red
and we've just been agreeing on the wrong colors forever?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
I think about that all, Yeah, Like what it's the.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Color I see as red is what you see as blue?
But we've both been calling it red.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I've thought about that, that's a legit physiological thing that
apparently humans don't see true color.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Well that's true because they found like tribes in other
parts of the world where there is nothing that color,
and so they don't. They can't their brain can't process
that ground. So it's all subjective.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Well that was That's what postmodernism is is.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
It was a lot.

Speaker 9 (27:31):
There's a lot of philosophers Rousseau and all the other
jack Acids who before science really kind of figured this
out and kind of broke down electrontic spectrum and yeah,
this perceptors in your eyes are like, well, we don't
know what is is and what when you're red?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Is my red?

Speaker 5 (27:43):
And blue and every and now there's no truth out there. Yes,
the rich also words are just made up.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah exactly, Yeah, dude, calories.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Now that we had the ladies of blue origin up
there and I know that we're it's all the rage
to talk about. When you're an actual astronaut. If you
were just put up in space right now, what do
I know you want to go to space? If you
put in the in a space in the International Space
Station right now, how freaked out would you be that
you wouldn't be able to figure out what direction was up? Oh,

(28:13):
that would stress me out. So like I'm just gonna
vell crow myself to this wall in a random angle because.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
It doesn't matter what is Yeah, that would make me.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
That that won't help. No compass, no compass in space.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
That would be weird.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, it says we take so many pictures to remember
the moment, we forget to actually live the moment, right
and so yeah, but like so the questions that people
are taking pictures all at the same event, right, like
does it kind of or what you're looking at is
blue when I'm looking as red? But we both call
it the same thing same, Like is everybody seeing and
experiencing thing?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
I think everybody's seeing it differently.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Because there's some people that go like, oh this is
really amazing and really important. What I'm like, are we
watching the same thing? You're at the same show, So
maybe it's completely I don't know. Yeah, so hot, nobody.

Speaker 6 (29:00):
Ever is seeing the same thing, because if you think
about it, if somebody's taller, somebody shorter, someone's a little
to the left, someone's a little to the right, everybody's
view all the time can never ever be the same.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
You don't look the way you think you do when
you look in the mirror, is it right?

Speaker 3 (29:13):
When I've never truly seeing yourself?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Well, not like that, but even like you know, you're like, oh,
I don't look that fat when in the mirror and
then you see yourself in a regular photo or something.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Like you oh Jesus.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Or when your step son was on, we were doing
our smarter than Genus steps on and he was all,
kind of does that really sound like?

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I really sound like that? I'm like, welcome to the club.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Everybody hears their voice, like we're all used to hearing
our voices because of what we do. But the average person, yeah,
they hear themselves on a phone call, you know the
message they left.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
When you're getting yourself from your own body, it sounds lower, right,
because you're reverberating inside your body.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Eight seven seven forty four woulding I love stuff like
I need some high thoughts good? Yeah, and for a
Monday right, yeah, it's like what I set us a
text over to two to nine eighty seven, will be
right back.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
So show going to.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Be back.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
To the Woody Show. All right, welcome back. We're talking
to high thoughts before the brick because you know yesterday
Easter four twenty Yeah, I mean just the whole idea.
I mean, when you really hear, like you read like
the story about like the resurrection or whatever, they go,
So we put this body in this tomb and the
next thing you know, it was gone. And really that

(30:25):
sounds like somebody like was really high they wrote a
story indeed. Yeah, all right, So phones are up at
eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can send us
a text over to two nine eight seven. Tonight is
the Woody Show After Hours takeover YEP at Disney California
Adventure Park now tomorrow. Because the takeover goes till one
o'clock in the morning, we will not be here live tomorrow.

(30:47):
What Yeah, We're not gonna.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Be here easy.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yeah, Well we're doing the show now and then we're
hosting an event tonight until one o'clock in the morning.
And so yeah, even the company understands they're not making
I take a vacation day for that. But yeah, it's
just one of those things. Man, I can't believe we
get to do this. And that's another topic I want
to get to. Another topic for another day. But what's
the coolest thing you've ever gotten to do?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah, you know, we got a lot.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Of them, and this this is definitely up there. Yeah,
it's definitely one of them. But we're calling out tomorrow
just so you know. The the reasons that people call
out are just as ridiculous that I used to feel
bad for taking a day off.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Oh of course.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's never comforting.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
And I never felt like I was actually sick enough
to call like, man, I don't feel good, I probably
shouldn't be going in.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
But it never felt sick call out, No, I have.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, but I'm saying there's other times where like I
wouldn't I didn't want to go in because I didn't
feel good, like enough to like even want to push through.
But I thought, I thought, like, oh, maybe I'm not
sick enough to really call out. I should just go
in like stupid stuff. Yeah, and now I was like, eh, whatever,
use the vacation time to get totally use I mean,

(31:58):
you know, if you're sick, you're sick. We say that too,
like if you have a fever, stay home. That's usually the.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Reason why that's we need you here. Yeah, the reason
why that's easier because it affects other people like them.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
True.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
But I was reading about this. This radio guy, he
was sharing a story he was off the air for
a while because he had this growth on his vocal
cord granuloma is what it's called, and it was causing
his voice. I thought about Greg, because Greg has this
crazy hoarseness.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
It's been lasting for months.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, so it caused his voice to be all hoarse
and strained. The doctors told him it was from wear
and tear. Oh, and that a lot of vocal athletes,
as the doctor put it, like so radio and TV people, pastors,
football coaches, teachers, people who speak a lot known to
get them granu loma granuloma growth.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
But is it not or anything? Is it?

Speaker 2 (32:53):
No? But he had a surgery to remove it, and
anyway he was. He said this was his longest time
that he was ever off the air, which was for
nine days. And he brought it up on his show
and he asked the listeners what the most days off
of work you missed and why? And so he was
sharing just a couple of the things that that people
will hit him up with. This one dude missed a

(33:15):
week and a half of work after he got drunk
and fell down ten concrete stairs. Yeah, and cut his leg.
He says. Quote. I then proceeded to pour vodka on
the cut and then get into the pool, thinking the
combo of vodka and chlorine would kill the infection.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Ohunds, I would agree with that.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
I was wrong, and I had an infection and a
blood clot in my leg and was on bed rest
for a week and had to use crutches during that time. Now,
when I had my honeymoon, I think I told you
I was a little overzealous with the manscaping and ended
up getting fillickulitis. So basically it was an inflame infected
the hair follow bowl. It gave me a fever in
the whole thing. And so I stupid. And this was,

(33:55):
you know, not that long ago. I should have been
old enough to know. I was in my thirties. I
figured I figured being in the ocean would be good
for it. Yeah, that's that's not the case.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
See, I think oceans and pools they cleanse you.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, I mean the ocean salt. Yeah. Uh. This chick
was out for three and a half months because she
had a per rectal abscess. She says, cool. They had
to put a drain tube in that came out of
my butt. Basically, it was a ball that suctioned all
the fluid out of the abscess. And all of this

(34:35):
while was while I was pregnant and I couldn't even
sit down to drive to work. Leading up to the
discovery of the abscess, I thought I just had a
hemorrhoid that was inflamed.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Oh no, God.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
This other chick was off for six months rotator cuff repair.
She had thirteen surgeries, including one for cancer, and she
said it was the most painful surgery ever. Suggests that
nobody does it. Okay, I won't do it. Okay, yeah,
and uh, I'll give you one more. This chick has
so far been off for two and a half months
after having multiple of strokes, like forty five strokes. You know,

(35:09):
forty four were mini strokes, the forty fifth one was
slightly larger.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
That sounds like somebody who will never go back to work.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Cause numbness in my right leg and my arm. Still
trying to get control of my fine motor functions in
my right hand. She's seeing a neurologist next month and
we'll hopefully know when she can go back to work.

Speaker 8 (35:25):
Yeah, never, that's it.

Speaker 9 (35:26):
I mean you start making plans at that point, right exactly.
You're like, okay, guys, there's a way bigger issue there. Yeah,
I know somebody that's missed work because of anxiety. You
guys know where too?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Really?

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yes? Stressing out?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Oh drive?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
So oh my, that's your anxiety, allergies.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Anything you got to be seen in public for I
forgot about that.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well, I told you about the well crazy coworkers in
radio is not so far fetched. We're all nuts, right,
But yeah, so we had we had that woman and
then I told her about the guy doesn't work there anymore,
so who cares? But anyway, the guy that I used
to work with, he called out, remember because I told
you he was frozen, and he said he was frozen

(36:12):
in his house gate. Oh yeah, So there was a
winter storm the night before, right, and so there it
was just a light coating of ice over everything, and
so he said that he couldn't get the gate so
he can walk out of his door. But then the
gate that would lead from his front walk to the
street where his car was parked, it was frozen shut.
We're talking with the thinnest layer of ice.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Ginad you just get a hair dryer.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
How about you just kick it and it breaks the
ice and then you can get And by the way,
the gate was about waist high. It was like one
of his waist high in the front of that like
a row house. So he called in because he was
quote frozen in his house, couldn't get out of his house.
It's so stupid.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
There's a radio guy that I think most of you know.
He would call out to work a lot and claim
it's because his dog was dizzy. Back at my old station. Yeah,
I can't come in. My dog is dizzy.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
My dog is.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Dizzy, so falling over.

Speaker 8 (37:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
What are the symptoms of a dizney tart?

Speaker 4 (37:10):
A lot of.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
You if you're like home with it, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Watch Maybe he had just.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Watched Bad Moms because, as you know, the dog in
that movie had Vertigo special attention.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
I see the dog got into.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I do judge people that call out for silly ass reasons, Yeah,
you know, especially depending on the job. Yeah, and they're
out all the time. There was there were a couple
of co workers that we were keeping track, like, when's
the last time they had a full five day week?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Never there was one that had been I don't think
ever ever had a five day work no, no, and
then on Friday off to Hawaii. That's right, remember that.
See it's another her work. I know somebody that worked
in an office building as a legal secretary. Sore throat
wouldn't go to work, so she worked for a law firm.

(37:58):
Not like how you use legal Like, dude, I was
legally working as illegal assistant. Like you're like a legal
literary type memos and emails and talk and you have
a sore throat so you can't type.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
No.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, right, it doesn't make any sense. People, Man, I
get it. Bron what they call it the brown bottle
flu Mondays and Fridays.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Oh that's funny.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, send us a text
over to two to nine eighty seven. We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Show.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
All right, well, hey, congratulations, call her ninety eight joining
us tonight for the Woody Show After hours takeover. Did
I wake a menace?

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Oh you did? Like what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Man? All right?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Anyway, congratulations, This is like a big deal, last minute
chances to get get into the park. Tonight we have
a broadcast. It's gonna happen starting at five o'clock this afternoon,
right at the end of Hollywood Boulevard inside of DCA,
by guardians. Right by guardians, you'll see the whole thing
set up. Come by and say Hi, that's not the
official meet and greet. It's just, you know, one of
the things that we're doing. And your last chance is

(39:04):
every hour of the show, all the way through ten
am today here on all ninety eighty seven. The phones
are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody, you can
send us a text over to two two nine eight seven. Now,
I don't like drama, right, Drama is not for me,
I tell you what. It depends on what kind of drama.

(39:24):
Like if somebody's got like a really good, juicy piece
of gossip, because I do like gossip. I do too gossip.
I'll listen to when it's drama, though, like I don't
want to hear from the person who's experienced the drama
because I don't want to have to be attentive to
that drama. Yeah, okay, you know or exactly that, like,
oh my god, did you hear what happens? To see?

(39:45):
That's gossip? But like people bother you with their drama
that I don't like. But an expert says, gossiping could
be good for you, Oh, because it could be a
helpful way to protect us from harmful situations. Whatever they
need to justify with. It's fine with an emotional release
and be a way of showing the people around us
what we don't want for ourselves. Okay, that's a fancy

(40:07):
way of saying. Yeah, if you got a good piece
of juicy gossip, I'll take it. Yeah, Like, my mom
hates gossip really Yeah, there's to be you know, this
friend of mine and she did not like the mother
because she's a gossip Oh damn. And I told my
mom is a very private person. Clearly she walks the
walk and don't tell her anything about me. I go.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
What I usually say.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, but like, you know people that have a good story.
I mean, you're down for gossip.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
B I love some good gossip.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, that's very Jewish.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
It's very Jewish. But also I'm I'm also not a
hypocrite because I assume people are gossiping about me and
I'm totally fine with that.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Of course it too. Can talk about us all the time.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
You're a fan. I know you're a fan. I mean,
I guess. I mean, I won't turn it down. If
you guys are saying something.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
You're gonna sit here and say that you're not a fan,
listen to it. We're in the trust trees. But the
but the thing that's weird.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
You bring it up because I was thinking about that today,
like when did I give that air? I just don't
get it, Like I hear you guys talking about other
people because I don't. I don't really talk to anybody.
I don't have any of that's true.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
That's true. Greg will give his own opinion, and we'll
be like, oh, girl, did.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
You hear Greg's good for a good cup of tea?

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Yeah, no, I hear it.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, yeah for sure, Morgan, you a fan?

Speaker 8 (41:26):
Oh love it.

Speaker 10 (41:27):
I don't have much drama in my own life, so
I like to hear other people's drama.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
All right, So do you enjoy the gossip? Just text
yes or no? And now I'm interested. And that's what
all these shows are about anyway. You know, all these
TV shows, I think.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
The hottest gossip heard lately.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yet I hate celebrity dating gossip about that at all.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
It depends on what kind it is. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Have you ever seen the meme that says, I don't
care about celebrity gossip. I want to know why the
two employees at Ross aren't talking to each other?

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yes, office gossip like where you work?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Office absolutely all hear that all day? Eight seven seven four, Woody,
Are you down for a text? Yes or no? Over
to two to nine eighty seven. And we are into
another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It is Mondaday morning, beginning of a brand new week.
It's a very exciting day for us for a number

(42:18):
and a number of our listeners. Oh yeah, a couple
of reasons for us. Today is April the twenty first,
twenty twenty five. I'm Whatddy, that's great gory.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Woody, I just remembered one of the reasons.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Yeah, well you should, but you're good.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
All right.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
There's menace, Hi, Gina grad is here, there's Sea Bass,
Sammy's here, Morgan is here. Taken to calls eight seven
seven forty four, Woody, send us a eight text over
to two to nine eight seventh. Well, tonight is the
WOODI Show After hours takeover at Disney California Adventure. You
know we were giving away a bunch of passes for
those of you rip who needed it trips which included

(42:55):
airfare and the whole thing. And I know the people
at Disney, they're all pumped up and ready to accept,
ready to accept our, to receive its, ready to receive us,
accept our presence. But yeah, Greg, did you figure out
what ears you're going to wear for tonight?

Speaker 5 (43:12):
What's the ear game?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Might go something different, Maybe wear the Goofy hat.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
That's what I was saying last week.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
That'd be nice.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Or the Donald Duck because it's you know, the fifty don.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
As a kid, I had the Donald Duck one where
you would squeeze the bill of the hat and it
would squeak.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
You can wear that again. The ongoing goal to get
to two hundred thousand Instagram followers. If you're not following
us on Instagram, and even for those of you who are,
we're going to be posting mess gonna have a ton
of a ton of content that we'll post. But it's
a really just a really cool thing that's closed to
the public, only open the wo show listeners. So that's
very exciting, which is great. The other thing is today
is our official eleven year anniversary of when you said

(43:54):
that of the show. Now that's this this go around,
eleven years, this go around? And how many was this
it before? Two thousand and five to two thousand and
two thousand and six to two thousand and nine. So
three nine, Kieren, that's fourteen years. Wow, fourteen years of
the Woody Show are legal family.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
We could have gone to high school three and a
half time, I know what, So that's how much time
for the wood Show.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
But knowing each other for what twenty years?

Speaker 7 (44:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Years?

Speaker 2 (44:23):
At the end of this year, it'll be twenty years
that we've known each other. So crazy.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
That means we have to do what today?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
I think it's the anniversaries, So I think it's just
like a big a boot cockey party, share a bed, right, Yeah? No,
absolutely absolutely? Hey, speaking of sexy, Yes, got some nude
an ounce stories. I know how much you have to
do announced stories. Say New Hampshire they got to call
about a guy who walked into a family dollar store naked,
sweet shouted hey to the clerk, and then ran out.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
The clerk said he was a quote heavy set man
who was only wearing a surgical mask. Because you don't
want to get COVID. You know, the cops asking the
public if anybody knows anything about this guy, but they
didn't release any photos of him, which I guess is good.
Upset about that, but like, how are you supposed to
know who you're looking for?

Speaker 4 (45:09):
You think it was like a frat dare. Yeah, it
sounds like a dare for sure. Hey, how long do
you have to stay in there?

Speaker 6 (45:13):
Well, you have to say something like you have to say, hey, yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
People called the cops on this sixty year old guy
in Florida after he whipped it out on a public beach.
When the officers arrived, they found the dude, sure enough,
buck naked, just chilling between two umbrellas with a pile
of empty beer cans, and, just to make things even
more odd, a pair of women's panties, even though there
were no women around him.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
If that makes a difference.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, well that's what you bring to the beach, right right,
Got my cooler, got my tel, and my lady's panties.
The beach was packed with families, but only two adults
got an unwanted view. He was arrested for indecent exposure
and hauled off to the county jail panties. Meanwhile, please
in Utah arrested a dude after he got naked and
walked into a restaurant with a gun when said he

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was flexing his muscles and following people around, and by
the time the cops got there, he was in the
middle of the street, where they took him into custody
and then off to the county jail. Now, according to
the report, he had already put on a show to
the nearby park before he ended up at the restaurant.
That's where he had gotten naked in full view of
a handful of people, including a couple of kids, which
is why he ended up getting charged with lewdness involving

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a child on top of the general lewdiness charge and
another one for disorderly condom.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Muscular and naked menace.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Jealous, Jealous?

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Isn't it weird to think that you haven't been naked
certain places? Like I've never been naked driving, I've never
been naked at a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Are we back to high thoughts?

Speaker 5 (46:43):
It's weird want to be naked at a grocery store.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
No, it's just there's so many places you've never been naked.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Well, I've been naked out of a grocery store because I
used to because I workout once, so I changed, so
obviously I was technically naked inside grocery. You like, wouldn't
you change my clothes and stuff?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
But you got all the way naked, like underwear and everything.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
Yeah, probably, Well.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
He gets all the way naked when he poops.

Speaker 9 (47:07):
Yeah, in that place he's gone to the bathroom, he's
been naked.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
And also I've tried. I've changed clothes while driving. I've
been naked in a car.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yeah, you've never done that.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Same, been naked in a car, like you're changing your clothes,
but I've never.

Speaker 8 (47:20):
Been fully naked.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
It's always like you're trying to keep the shirt on
while putting another one on it.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Greg, speaking of sexy and on the beach, I've always
kind of like, uh, I've always kind of guessed that
you are a speedo guy. I can choice.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
No. When I was in swimming and water polo, you
had to.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Like now so like as an adult.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Now, but you can see that, right, Yeah, one hundred I.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Had better abs. I probably would you would what about
bud cheeks? But then that's always been my question for
gay dudes. And straight women. What is the hatred of
speedo's if you have the body that can pull it off,
I'm not like, why do but most women are like,
is spinos what you're seeing more of what you like?

Speaker 7 (48:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Maybe because we're not used to seeing that much package.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Yeah, we're not used to it, so it's an uncomfortable
we're not used to it.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
See my wife, it's my wife believes that the kind
of guy who's gonna wear the speedot in this day and.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Age is fat is gay. It probably just assumes he's gay.
I would agree with that.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Like those like a gay guy can get away with
wearing a speedo, I would agree are.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Like those little hot pants euro trunks.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Now, Yeah, Well, the place that we go on vacation
in Mexico, there are always a bunch of people come
in from Europe and they're always wearing speedos. Fat guys,
skinny guys, doesn't matter, Like it's the bathing suit of choice.
But I'm just reading recently because in France, like a
lot of pools in France, they have like a rule
against baggy or loose fitting swim shorts.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Yeah, I've been on the beaches of France where people
they were just like wearing tight fit and stuff, and
the ships were like topless and stuff.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yeah, in Greece too, in Greece, and we're talking like
moms and stuff. It's just the way it is.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
And it says the French rule requiring tight fitting swimmer
for men in public pools dates back to nineteen o three.
It's and this one company that runs a bunch of
pools across Europe says it's a matter of cleanliness.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Huh wow, because they don't want street clothes. I get that.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
It says the bag gear shorts are able to be
one as regular clothing. They'll pick up more dirt and
dust contaminating the pool water. Also, loose shorts retain a
lot more water when you're getting out of the pool,
leading to slippery puddles. It just sounds like a bunch
of people want to see some package.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Yeah for sure, all right.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Eight seven Woody Damn, I think I know. Hi, Welcome
back Monday morning. It's the Woody Show. Woodie and Greg
You there's Greg Gory next to Menace High Menace, next

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to Sammy, Sammy next to Sea Bass on this side,
and then overall a way over here. They're just staying
a grass. Morgan's here phones are open eight seven seven
forty four Woodie. He set us a text check in
over to two to nine eight seven. Just another reminder,
because I don't even get an all butt hurt and stuff.
Tomorrow morning, we will not be here live. There will
be a show on the air, but we're not going

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to be here live because tonight is the Woody Show
after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure. Yeah yeah, yeah,
and so we will not be here.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
It'll be awesome.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah, so suck on them.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Oh, speaking of weird people, do you remember that wacko
Japanese loser who gets dressed up he pretends to be
a dog. Oh yeah, wear that wearing that collie suit.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
By the way, he spent sixteen thousand dollars on that
stupid it looks cool. It looks like he might have
to shut down his human zoo business, which I did
not realize that he had a human zoo business. I
didn't even know he had a zoo, but a human zoo.
It makes me hate him even more.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
So there's more people like him.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Well, no, so what it is he lets visitors wear
lifelike animal costumes for an immersive experience. Okay, kind of
like living out your pet fantasy, and believe it or not,
bookings haven't been all that hot.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
You don't say.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Can you imagine, like you get bowling shoes and those
things are disgusting? Can you imagine you go to this
zoo and you rent I don't know whatever the costume
might be, and people are sweating inside of these weirdos,
sweating inside these things.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I thought his college costume was pretty impressive.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
But for sixteen thousand bucks, it better be very realistic.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Don't you hate him?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Though?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I do?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Like? I like I see that, and I go, I
hate Do you have this person problem?

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Like?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
What a what a but impressive? I almost swore? Okay,
what a jerk?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
You really hate him?

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Would you be considered a furry beyond? It looks too realistic,
it's sterialistic, and it's cartoons.

Speaker 9 (52:01):
As far as I can tell, he doesn't wear this
suit just to have sex with other furries.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
He wants to be a dog. Yeah, I think he
identifies as a dog.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
He's He's hoping the word gets out and then people
will book spots before the end of the month to
keep the zoo running.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Do you think he's hooked up with other dogs? Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Like actual dogs are like dogs? Like has a flash
light back there?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I don't know, dude, you mean other people are dress
up like dogs.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Dog got a furry and he identifies as an actual dog?
Is he out there in these streets hooking up with
real dogs?

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Wasn't there?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
A woman recently just got busted. She was banging her Chihuahua.
That was like the last couple of weeks. Yeah, and
how do you what? Was she like clamsmacking with a
or like chihaa penis? Like you mean, how does that
even work? That's yeah, it just happened. That just happened
like a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
I'm seeing sexual acts.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I don't know if that means or whatever. I mean, like, yeah, okay, peanut,
red rocket, red rocket. But people are weird, man Psycho.
Another animal story. This is out of the School of
Government at Oxford University. I went to school there. They
have been temporarily closed due to the damage caused by

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seagulls attacking their glass roof. What this One seagull was
seen repeatedly dropping a large stone onto the central pane
of the building's atrium, shattering the glass.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Even the seagulls are smart, they're.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Dropping rocks on it.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Are they trying to get through to get food?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Maintenance staff believe the seagulls mistook the stones for eggs,
attempting to crack them open in search of food. That
makes sense that.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
I thought if they like saw through, they saw food
through the glass, and then they're trying to break through.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
But the building is going to remain closed, No, because
they'll pick like say, you pick up a coconut right,
like you got to get into it, right, so maybe
you bash it against the rocket, you know. Uh, they
will will they make eggs.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
They know what thought would be their but but.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
They're not eating their own They don't eat their own babies.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
That's an egg would be like a baby to a bird.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Yeah, and they would know what an egg looks like
and they would.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Have mistaken Yeah. That's another one of those things where
it's like did you talk to the animals and find
out like what what? Like what you all? Well, dogs
only dogs think this. When dog does this, this is
what it means, like they say, like when a dog
has its butt up in the air and it does
that like that yoga pose almost or that where pause
and it stretches. Oh, that's that's that's a show of

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affection and that they trust to you. And I'm like,
how do you know?

Speaker 5 (54:34):
But there's this guy on YouTube I've seen recently that
he speaks cat like he's he's like under speaks cat. Yeah,
he knows like what they he's like teaching other people
how to speak to their animals, and they he knows
how to say come here in cat in cat voice.
It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
That sounds okay, No, he knows.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
How to say. It's like it's like its own language.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
It's like murmur like that. And so that's dumb.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
But to be fair, that dog stretch example, you they
don't maybe it's not one hundred percent known, but they
do that through years of observation.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
And domestic right.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
They deduce that that's what it means.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
This will get them this right. Like cats apparently don't
meow to each other like like in the wild, like
they they got like a cute meou just for us
to get to get us to give them food.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Hearing that, yeah, A Chinese court is attempting to auction
off approximately one hundred tons of live crocodiles cool previously
owned by a bankrupt company owned by this dude known
as the Crocodile God. Not Charlotte made the god the crocodile.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
A different guy.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
The court has started the bidding at about five hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. That's for a lot of all Yeah,
to get the lot of them, estimated to include between
two hundred and five hundred reptiles. What are you gonna
do with these? In China, crocodiles are highly valued and
used in over one hundred products, including cosmetics and wine.

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Potential buyers are required to possess a legal license for
breeding aquatic wildlife and have appropriate facilities to house the.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Crocodiles to make wallets in person, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Nuggets, I saw this one, dude. Did you see the
video on on social media with the guy he's in
the water, goes, Guys, because people will tell you like, oh,
like you can do that. He's got an alligator right
in front of half dude and things being like totally cool, right, docile,
And he goes, it's not because this thing likes me.
He goes, you just have to know how to handle

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it and what not to do, Like for he goes
so like you know, for example, like you know, somebody
comes in here and you don't want to do and
he puts his fingers like a certain part of the
stout and this thing is like yeah, and he was
but see I don't That's why I don't do that, right,
And he's still in this like chest high water with
this alligator. I saw an alligator one time when I
was in Florida. It was off on the grass, like

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a good distance away. I didn't like that.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Yeah, too freaky, too.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Close that I didn't.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
They moved fast too.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, I'm not messing with that.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I told you where I water skid in Cancun, there
was an alligator in that lagoon and I said, I
see an alligator over there. I said, yeah, it lives there,
just don't fall.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Okay, yeah, okay. So that was one of the things
I don't worry about sharks and things like, I love
being in the ocean. I don't worry about sharks. But
there was a story right before I went to the
resort in Mexico last year where there were these reports
in Cancun about the saltwater crocodiles that were like coming
in from the inland and getting like onto the beach

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into the ocean where the tourists were swimming, and I go,
wait a minute, new, that's too close. What from where
it was? Crocodiles in the ocean, that's a non starter.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
They're super quick too, Like in the ocean.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
When I was in Costa Rica, we were on a
little boat and the guy would slap fish on the
side of the boat. Is just me and the guy
I was with, and they come out and you're like, look,
they're like little puppies, little dogs his friends.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
Uh huh yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Those freak me out, Like snakes, don't freak me out. Heights,
don't freak me out. Crocs and crocodiles, alligators, no, thank you?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
What was that animal that you basically kissed in car?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Coon?

Speaker 11 (58:21):
Kaw?

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Kind of likeons they kind of look like yeah, so
like because they come up like right where everybody is. Yeah,
I have, I have, I have a picture that whole.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Super cute run through the resorts.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Yeah they do, and so I I have I have
like much of McCall, like little pringles and stuff that
they that they give you them. Yeah you know what,
they get so happy they like it. I like to
get to a wheedled baby.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
I guess they're pretty cute.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
I gotta I gotta find.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
It type of monkey technically, is that what it is?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:01):
I mean they walk around like monkeys and it went
right up to his face.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Yeah, let me let me find it. We gotta take
a break, okay, show all right, So we've got the
takeover tonight. As you know, your chance to win those
VIP passes. These are the final giveaways. We're not doing
the ticket window. We don't have that kind of quantity.
Last Yeah, we've gone away so many passes. Congratulations to

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all the winners.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Again.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Six pm is when your ticket for the takeover will
get you into the park tonight, and then at nine
o'clock is when they kick the public out and it's
all the rides, food and wine festival. All this stuff
opened us exclusively until one o'clock in the morning. Live
broadcasts coming up this afternoon starting at five at the
end of Hollywood Boulevard by Guardians of the Galaxy Mission Breakout.
You'll see the broadcast center set up there. Make sure

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you stop by and say hi, do it. But we've
got that next five pack of VIP tickets coming up here.
In the next fifteen minutes. Cool. It is the Woody Show.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven. I swear ever since she started working on
this show, every day I would say that Gina Grad

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either has a cold or allergies.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Oh yeah, we're both.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
It's this room.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I think it's this room too, because I'm just constantly sneezing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
But I did like scratch right here, like between my eyes,
like triggered this nerve and I was like, oh God,
I feel a sneeze coming. I'm just a weirdo.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Yeah, I agree, you guys are not weirdos. It's definitely
in this room. I've asked multiple times to do some
testing because we've had leaks coming through the top of
the ceilingle yeah, and it's all this stuff. And they're like, oh,
I saw the workers go and lift like some event
and they go, oh, it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Really No, I've not had a problem with it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
It Actually when we got here, we all sneeze.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Well, And that's the other thing. I know. You take
allergy pill every day and you've been encouraging me to.
But I'm so scared to those make me so tired.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
No, this doesn't have any case. It's not like Ben
and Drill.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
I know, but I'm a weirdo.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I want to give it a try, all right. So
these are the best natural remedies. It's allergy season. So
even if it's not every day like Gina, crazy weird
like Gina. Uh, these are what the experts say to
do if you're trying to control the hour. I recommend
the zertech thing daily, whether you're having the symptoms or not.
Just daily, recommended by the doctor and it's been great
for me. But close the windows, give them shut everywhere.

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Even the recycled air in the car.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Do that, Oh, I do that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Air filters, change those out, use hepa air filters. Change
and shower before bed. Yeah, because the clothes you wore
outside during the day that contract the pollen inside. I'm
shower them off you. You know, pollen's in your hair
and your skin and whatever. It can be irritating you
clean your bedding, Greg, you gotta wash it like once
every I don't know week, not every six months.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Now here's where I draw the line. Wear an N
ninety five mask outside helm no chance, never again. Uses
saline rinse that stuff. For love it knows, did you
ever get one of those novagies?

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
I should use it every day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
The navaga is great. Use it every day.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
So fun. I have to limit myself like I want
to do it against dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
So much crap comes out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
The so fun.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Okay, drink it, plenty of water, try the steam and
humidifier stuff, and then obviously make sure you're taking like
a vitamin, even though seabast will argue that it don't work. Yeah,
but do it. You can't because there's nothing. When you
are suffering from allergies like real bad that is, it's awful,
which I never had any issue as a kid. It
wasn't until I was an adult I started getting those
sinus infections and they say it was just probably just

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a low level allergy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
So I can handle the sneezing, not that I enjoy it,
but I hate the runny.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Eyes, yes, God, and a constant running nose no matter
how much you blow it, it's already posts.

Speaker 11 (01:02:48):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and us blisters and being in plastic tupper wear.
Are you expect me to believe a word on I
I don't, I never will.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
The Woodie show I found, by the way, it's even
better than a picture. I found a video of me
for being one of.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
These kowai get right up to your face.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
So I'm holding the pringle chip in my mouth and
I'm leaning forward, and it takes it right out of
my mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
You could get me a baby, your best friend the
baby here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Let me start, me start the video for you. You'll
see how cute it is. You could get a baby.
He just take it right out of my mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Oh my god, I get herpies though.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Dog yeah yeah, monkey tail, Yeah, just come out.

Speaker 6 (01:03:33):
And I thought you went to like a sanctuary place
or something.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
Right there at a resort that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Yeah, I'm a kawate whisper. They are cute. They're very cute,
and and it's it's every once in a while, like
you'll have a couple of the adult ones, but they
have like a bunch of babies, and the babies are
just adorable, like potato chips. Yeah, they're like, yeah, sorry,
they like potato chips. Yeah, doesn't eight seven seven forty four.

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Wooding sent us a text over to two to nine
eight seven Greg Gory Woody Apparently he had his mind
blown thanks to his iPhone. Yeah, in a box of
ice cream sandwiches. And I don't know, so you guys
probably don't know the whole story, but like just the
way Greg set it up, I go, you know what,
this sounds like something that we should tell on the air.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
I will also bring this up next time we talked
to Rich on tech. I'm sure he knows about it.
You guys probably know about it. It's probably old, but
I just discovered it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Bear with me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
So, you know, I've been just trying my hardest to
have willpower of steel and not buy junk food. But
the other day, you know those ice cream sandwiches called
fat Boys.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Yes, oh those are so good. The quality of the
ice cream and those things.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Ice cream quality is yeah, just off the charrifle. It's dense.
It's creamy, so dense, so creamy. The cookie is quality.
It doesn't crumble like those cafeteria bitch ones. It's so good.
So I was overrun with no willpower. It just collapsed
and I said, oh my god, I'm getting this box

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of fat Boys. It was so noteworthy that I got
ice cream sandwiches that when I got home, I laid
them on the counter and took a photo of them,
sent it off Tomorrio and I said, look what I got,
and then he said, oh my god, fat boys. Those
are so good. So then I went back to my
photos to delete it because I don't want a photo
of a box of fat boys on my phone. And
then as I was about to delete it, I noticed

(01:05:32):
this weird symbol and I've since deleted it. I should
have kept it on my phone. Underneath the picture. It
was like and you. I tapped it with my thumb
on the photo, and then this thing came up with
all these squiggly lines because on the photo it said
and I'm making these numbers up three point five ounce sandwiches.
And then you hit the squiggle line, it would convert

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it to like milligrams or oh it's fine, anything that
had measurements on it. You tap the squiggle thing and
then you choose what you want to convert it to,
and it converted it to it off a photo.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Wow, I haven't heard of this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
This is news to So if you take a picture
of a beer, for example, and it says like thirteen
point five fluid ounces, tap it like with your thumb
on the actual photo and a little squiggly thing comes
up and then you you can see how much is
that in pintes? How much is that in cups? Mind blown?

Speaker 8 (01:06:24):
No, I want to try it. Do you think it'll
work with this water bottle?

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Try to take a picture. Yeah, because I think if
you take a picture and there's any kind of text
in there, you can like select that text and copy
it into a document, you can do everything.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Or to an email searchable and searchable.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
I think you might have told me that in the past. Yeah,
but this conversion thing was pretty awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
I have heard of it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
It worked here.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
It is so it converts it to different measures.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I couldn't get mine to work.

Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
There's an airplane now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Aplane mode.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
It worked.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Yes, isn't that weird?

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
I know that you think that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
I do, but I'm not sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Woody and I went to a radio station where they
had fat Boys in the lobby, the freezer in the lobby.
It was just you can just take as many as
you want.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
On the honor system.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
Yeah, for sure. The station was sponsored by fat boys.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
And then so they said, yeah, they come by like
every other day and just fill the freezer for people
that come to the lobby fat boys.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
They don't get the worship they deserve, you know, people.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
But I thought you were on board with what I
absolutely love from Trader. Those two yeah ship, which bro.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Those are to die? Close your eyes and start crying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Good? What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
What is it called?

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Well Stevie Wonder but this is those are even better
than Stevie Wonder. Good because like when I eat those,
I almost start crying. God was emotional. I make sure
I always keep those stocked.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
So good. This this story, I thought about Greg too,
because this unknown Vincent van goh painting purchased by an
antiques collector in Minnesota at a garage sale.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
I've always wanted to be this lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Basketball for less than fifty dollars. God, they've done the
valuation on it, which.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Only they can do, right, Like you have to take
it to them, right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
So they bought it at a garage sale for less
than fifty bucks. It's valued at fifteen million dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Good God, yeah, that's so awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Created in eighteen eighty nine, the oil portrait of a
Fisherman was analyzed by a team of experts who identified
distinctive van Go trace traits and traced it in the
pigments and whatever to nineteenth century France. The painting authentic
official recognition depends on verification by the Vang Museum in Amsterdam.
What a return? Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Everybody's dream.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
People spend their lives going to thrift stows looking for
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
And see that's why you watch what is It? Pond
stars Anti Groat show. I got this old thing from,
you know, my grandfather. I didn't know. Let's see what
it's worth. It's like an end table, and I.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
Love whenever before they give the big number, they go,
what do you think it's with?

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Right, I don't know, thirty thirty four? Yeah, and you
see stuff you know that people were trying to get
rid of. You don't even care.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
I found this in my grandma's attic. Yeah, I wonder,
I think it's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
I wonder if I've ever got I mean, my wife
gets rid of stuff all the time, and I'll get
rid of stuff. I wonder, like if we've ever thrown
away something? Yeah that was not worth fifteen million dollars
but pricey. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Well, as a kid, I had these toys. I didn't
buy them. It's gay, I know, but these were like
the tin Man had, like an actual tin man outfit.
The toldly Lion had like these. And what did I
do with them? I smashed them to pieces of the croque.
Now see now that's not gay. That's not gay gay,

(01:10:07):
not yet way later in life that those actual I
was saying figurines, there were really more like dolls. They
were like like twelve twelve. Yeah, that were worth a fortune.
I destroyed them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Very anybody listening ever, like, just stumble upon a really
valuable piece of whatever you thought was crap, maybe garbage,
something that just ended up turned it up one day
and you somehow found out that was worth something decent'd
be awesome. Hard collection.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Any sympathy for the seller of that vang that guy
at the garage sale.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
You even have to sell it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Yeah, either it wasn't stolen from them, right eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie, you can send us a text
over to two to nine eighty seven, will be right back.
Only you would.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Say to people at nineties three, I would sell the world.

Speaker 7 (01:11:00):
Oh Jesus, oh my good had not come near my house.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
The Woody She kind of reminds me of that uh,
that old woman that you just had on the weekend audio.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Oh oh, one hundred and five year old she's she's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Yeah, holds are out of the water. Yeah, hold on,
here we go, And I wish every live to pray
to you. M Yeah, I'm sure whatever you said you
look beautiful today, you need to enunciate.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Yeah, I can't understand it what you said.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Yeah, bitch, you know she is an hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Good morning everybody that Yeah,
it is the Woody Show. I'm Weddy. That's Greg Gory Menace.
Good morning to you. Good morning, there's Gina Grass. We
got sea bad Like what Sammy's here? Morning's taking your
calls eight seven seven forty four. You can send that's

(01:12:01):
your text over to two to nine eight seven. What's
the adult version of being picked last in gym class?

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Not getting invited to a.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Party, yeah, or like getting in teams for like a
work thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Yeah, all right, So I just heard this story. Ryan
Seacrest was telling the story at this thing I was
at last week, and he was talking about how he
walked into some place and everybody's like, oh my god,
and he's like, well, you know, I'm famous, So I
just figured it was about me, and it was whoever
he was with, and oh no, what it was. It

(01:12:40):
was the other American idol judges. Oh right, and they
figured this person was just excited to see all of them,
and they go, oh my god, can we get a picture?
And Brian's like, oh, yeah, of course. So he like
stands like he's going to be in the picture, hands
him the phone. That's absolutely yeah, like hands him the
phone to take the picture of this, you know fan
with you whoever's on that show these days. Yeah, that's

(01:13:04):
that would be. That would be an adult version of
being picked last in gym class. Yeah, I mean see,
I like not getting invited to things.

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
That's true, being invited, I just probably won't go well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
I mean, like my daughter she was still this past
school year, she was still doing like the girls at
least were still doing the little Valentines they hand out. Yeah,
and now, somehow my daughter school does not subscribe to
the whole thing where if you give one to someone
in the class, you have to give one to.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
All the kids in the class, like the real world, like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
The real world, because that's.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
The way it was good for everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
No, when we were in school, you didn't have to
get it, gave it to your friends. Some kids didn't
really get any that maybe maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
So sad you say that. I think that that's how
ours was to You didn't have to give them to everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:13:51):
No, my kid, you do have to.

Speaker 6 (01:13:53):
I had to give him to everyone, and it was
nice and inclusive and everyone was happy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
Well, boy, everyone got a candy in my school.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Yeah, you just gave them to your homies.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
But if you that's how like disturbed kids are made.
You know, that's the villain origin story.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
What were you get things for your friend?

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
No? No, no, when somebody gets nothing over and over again,
they start getting like angrier and angrier.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Okay, you guys, you guys been asking to do char radio. Yes,
that's radio charades.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
He's been asking Greg and.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
How it works.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Yeah. So remember I give you the the little slip
of paper. It's got the things that you have to
try to get. How many can you try to get?
The person your teammate to guess you have to make
the sound. So charades radio, shut up Sea radio charades. Okay,
I was doing the impression of metas.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
That was.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Okay. Sammy's really good. She loves it too.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Oh yeah, so bad at it. Greg and Gina are good.
That's why they want to keep doing what's your drip noise?

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Again?

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Drip because you can't use words.

Speaker 6 (01:15:03):
I know, but that's the only way that my brain
processes it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
What about.

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
But that's still a word?

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Is a word? I wouldn't say.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
It's like a I mean, I guess you could spell it, But.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
How would you do bloop without saying bloop?

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Something like that? So that's coming up. Oh, here's a
back to uh being picked last in gym class? What's
the adult version of that? When a friend who lives
out of town comes back for a week and doesn't
bother to tell you, which which I've been guilty of.
But it's strategic because I usually have family obligations. I'm

(01:15:45):
not sure what kind of day or time is going
to work, because especially if I'm going to my mom's, like,
I'm not sure exactly what the schedule is really until
we get there, we kind of figure out, all right,
here's the plan for the week, and then I'll see
what time I have and then based on who I
haven't seen in the longest amount of time. Then I'll
try to set something up with them. But I can't
see everybody depending on where I go. There's too many people.

(01:16:06):
I can't see everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Yeah, you know, you know it's not Also, everyone needs
to grow up like true.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
True. My wife had to learn that, you know, because
she would go home and try to see everybody, and
then she would end up not seeing her parents all
that much because she was always going to And you're
stuffed because you go to a breakfast with one person
and then a lunch with another person, and then two
hours after you get back from that, you're going to
a dinner because the lunch went late because you're sitting
there chatting, being seated at the kids table because there's

(01:16:33):
not enough room. Yeah, I hate that, although I'm fine
with that. Being invited to an event something on the
day it's happening, don't go, don't get yeah, an event
that has clearly been played for weeks or even months,
when you're the one who always has to drop behind
when the path is too narrow for three.

Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
Oh yeah interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Yeah, Or you get invited out to be desperately that's
the other thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Too, Yeah, Oh no, thanks not gonna happens.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
Worst night ever.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Simply radio, Sure, you want to do a shia shah? Now, Sammy,
is it because you're really that bad at it? Are
you bad at it because you are embarrassed to do its?

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
No, it's because the only way that my brain processes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
It is through words.

Speaker 6 (01:17:26):
So I just like, nothing else comes to me, and
you guys tell me it's against the rules, but my
brain doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
Maybe any other way.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
I thought maybe it was her strategy, kind of like
how Menace plays dumb with his wife sometimes, like I
don't know what I'm doing, and that's how you know
he gets out of certain things. My father in law
pretends or at the time used to pretend that he
didn't know how. Like my wife and my mother in
law went to go visit my father in law because
he was working temporarily out of town for like a
couple months. They went to go visit him on a weekend.

(01:17:54):
They walk into the temporary housing place. He's got shirts
on hangers hanging from the ceiling fan. They go, what
do you doings, I'm drying the shirts. I can't figure
out how the how the dryworks. They've never asked him
to do laundry. Since smart, it's not that he can't
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
They just well legal child.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Yeah yeah, So like, uh, why don't you just have
your mom come out for the weekend? Well, because if
my mom comes out here, my dad like he won't eat.
Yes he will, he's a grown ass man. Of course,
is he going to cook himself a meal? I don't
think he's going to cook himself. And you go to
the grocertry and buy all the he'll go to the
fast food place and get a burger. Like, yes, I'm like, man,

(01:18:30):
you won't. I told him a couple of times, like, dude,
you are a brilliant person. You really are.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Your family do dog right now?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
See, but you could tell there's not even any kind
of like real intent.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Because here here's the problem.

Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
Like I first thought bark, and then I was like, well,
I can't say.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
But that's what a dog does.

Speaker 8 (01:18:52):
So then I said wolf, and then I said.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
But into the mindset of adult.

Speaker 5 (01:19:02):
Brain function?

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Yeah, I mean, sorry, I'm different.

Speaker 8 (01:19:07):
Did I ever pretend my brain works?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
It's a radio charade. I'm not getting Samy Valentine.

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
Shows back.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Radio. Yeah, we shout radio yeah. Man, all right, so
this is radio charades, and I have three pieces of
paper here, and on the piece of paper, it's let's
see how many do we have on each one? We
have four, we have four things on each one, and

(01:19:40):
we're gonna see how many. We'll give him ninety seconds each.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Okay, we'll do it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
We'll do a couple of right, Morgan is here because Sammy, like,
we know we're gonna get with Sammy.

Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
You're not gonna try pop I.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Do drop What was it? Pomp water sound pomp chop
corn popping come pop?

Speaker 6 (01:20:01):
That wouldn't even be good like I meant sound like.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Yeah, So would that be allowed to do that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
Yeah, yeah, all right, we'll find another way.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
All right, Well, who wants to do the man? How
about you?

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
All right? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Then, and then who would you like to have guests?

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
Let's do Morgan more?

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
And then that means that you have to do the
sounds on the next you'll.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
Be the next.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Yeah, all right, let's be good. Step step out for
one second. Yeah, I got because just where I can
tell everybody the audience what.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Good job?

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Real quick? All right, So the four that you're gonna
try to get to here, uh, the smoke detector chirp,
When when when?

Speaker 12 (01:20:57):
When?

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
The when the battery is dying? All right, ripping a
piece of paper, opening a can of soda, and then
ambulance ambulance. Sorry, ambulance siren. I'll give you a piece
of paper. Okay, you can, you can.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Uh. The four are smoke detector chirp, ripping a piece
of paper, opening a can of soda, an ambulance sien siren,
all right, go ahead, bring it, bring it back in alright, first,
all right, but you can do that pass.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
And then yeah, you can go back to it, right, Yeah,
you can go.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
Back to it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Yeah, you can go back to it, all right. So
he's we're gonna start it ninety seconds total, okay, and
then we're gonna see how many out of four you
can get. Menace is doing the sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
Know that you can you can pass, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
If I'm stuck to try to see and then we'll
get you good.

Speaker 7 (01:21:53):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Let's are you ready?

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Radio round number one? Menace. I will start the time
whenever you begin, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
Chick, baby chick, baby chicken.

Speaker 10 (01:22:08):
Hatching chick, a bird, baby bird, A peep a beep,
alarm going off.

Speaker 8 (01:22:19):
A pass.

Speaker 5 (01:22:19):
Alright, alright, Jesus Christ, sorry, I'm doing bad.

Speaker 8 (01:22:23):
I'm meant to do good.

Speaker 10 (01:22:25):
Sprinkler hose, alright, sprinkler hose, someone peeing, someone saying someone
at library, library down?

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
What would be if it's okay? Past pass? All right,
all right, second pass?

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
All right? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
Pretty good?

Speaker 8 (01:22:55):
Is that someone opening a soda ambulance?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Now you're in a roll back to the first one.

Speaker 8 (01:23:06):
That's the third detector. That's the detector.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Last one.

Speaker 8 (01:23:13):
Not a sprinkler, not a hose.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
It's fifteen seconds go water park.

Speaker 10 (01:23:19):
A pool diarrhea, Yeah, yeah, a toilet wish, a b dat.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
I'm going to get.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Different three two one and rally three four A pivot, yeah,
it smoke detector chirp.

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
Well no, My also thing is like you just can't
keep on saying the same thing when it's the wrong answer.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Right, Yeah, my mind stuck opening a can of so
do you got that an ambulance? Ambulance sirens? The one
that you couldn't get the can? Can anybody do a
better one? I could do one?

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
But yeah, that's right, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
There shouldn't be a vacuum that you used when you
wash your.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Car, ripping a piece of paper.

Speaker 8 (01:24:13):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
But yeah, because you said it's good.

Speaker 13 (01:24:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
I also did the like the motion, like the hand motion.
I know you're not you're not, but I'm saying, but
that's why. Okay, all right, so Morgan, now you uh,
you get to do the suns and then who would
you like to have guests?

Speaker 8 (01:24:32):
Anyone but Gina?

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
Keep her out of her own game.

Speaker 13 (01:24:35):
Okay, that's great.

Speaker 5 (01:24:39):
No, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
I like to watch Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Yeah, you're supposed.

Speaker 9 (01:24:44):
To backfire, and you're supposed to pick Gina double backfired.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Okay, Sea Bas go ahead, step out real quick. Oh yeah,
all right, uh Sea Bass is on the way on
the studio, and I'll tell everybody what the four things
that you're gonna be doing the you're gonna be doing
the sounds here. The first one, well, here we go popcorn,
oh wow, yeah yeah. Next one is microphone feedback.

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
Okay, no, that's not I don't think it's I don't
think it's difficult.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
One roller coaster okay, and toilet flush okay, so popcorn.

Speaker 10 (01:25:23):
I don't see how y'all think that second one is easy?

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Have you heard it? He'll get it. Roller coaster. And
then toilet flush. Here, here's your piece of favor. Go
ahead and break motions. No hand motions, no hand motions.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
And remember be good.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Yeah, don't be at it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:40):
Don't suck suck at it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
They won't let you play anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Yeah, this is radio charades. Morgan's can be doing the sounds,
and then Seabas's going to try to guess what she's
trying to get him to come up with ninety seconds
on the clock, and your time will start whenever you
are ready. Puffing porn that's all right?

Speaker 9 (01:26:06):
Yeah, yeah, okay, an old timey harmhorn, squeaky rusty something.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
An old lady that's pretty good.

Speaker 9 (01:26:20):
A bicycle wheel with a baseball card in it, a
rusty door pass pass next one, somebody following.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Roller coaster, roller coaster, the waves on the beach.

Speaker 9 (01:26:38):
I'm guessing that's more all my tongue in my mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
A sprinklering along.

Speaker 9 (01:26:46):
A jet and a jacuzzie. A folding shower washing, I'll
be honest, is not the best sound. Do some pre cells, okay,
farting and flushing a toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
Okay, the other one is yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
The last one, and you have twenty seconds left.

Speaker 9 (01:27:10):
A breaking of a car, leaking of an explosion, hawking horn,
a ten more.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
Seconds, A gargoyle, a dragon, have a tie here?

Speaker 7 (01:27:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Four thy marbles?

Speaker 8 (01:27:28):
Got nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
One and.

Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
That one?

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Yeah yeah, I got to shot mm hmmm a crow.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
You can't guess.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Something breaking?

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
Can I try?

Speaker 8 (01:27:46):
Listeners are loving this right now?

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Well when they not see if they.

Speaker 5 (01:27:50):
Don't know what it is, if you're tuning in, that's
what we tell people what.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
It is, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:27:59):
It's not not rusty hinge.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Damn, that's not very good. I see, you're right.

Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
This is this is this one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
It's a feedback, microphone feedback. I thought that was How
would you do that?

Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
Sounds?

Speaker 9 (01:28:16):
It's tough, all right, sea bats.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
You get to do one last one here, you get
to do the sounds, and then who would you like
to have guests?

Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
I would like to have?

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Yeah, you're all right, you got excited? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
What do you mean? I all right? So the four
that you're going to be trying to get her to guess.
First one is vacuum bowling, all right, pigeon okay, dope

(01:28:52):
and garbage disposal.

Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
It's gonna be tough.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
That's that's a tough.

Speaker 5 (01:28:56):
One's a lot of things that sound like that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
Yeah, so vacuum, bling, pigeon, garbage disposal. Go ahead and
bring Gina back in here. This is radio radio charades.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Do you think we could have gotten up where they
all aren't sex sounds?

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Well, I mean we could. I guess what fun would
that be different?

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
All right, here we go. Ninety seconds on the clock.
Time begins whenever you start.

Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
Shifting gears, A sports car, a vacuum, Oh no, hand motions,
do it again? A bomb, a grenade, a crash, a
car crash.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
That's actually pretty good, seas it is.

Speaker 13 (01:29:45):
Pass I'll come back to it, alright, Pass a bird,
a dove, a pigeon, pigeon, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
Horn jesus it hurts.

Speaker 5 (01:30:04):
Multiple parts.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
A clock, a timer of fire, alarm. You're turning on
a car, a motor.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
You probably a better shot going back and trying to
get the other.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
One to Okay, okay, past then parachute that doesn't open.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
We're gonna do more parts.

Speaker 4 (01:30:33):
Okay, this is the same thing, okay, running, get cocking
a gun, cocking a shotgun.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Five seconds left, first of all three.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
I want it to one.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Don't say what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
Don't say what it is yet, Sammy, give it a shot.

Speaker 8 (01:30:55):
Yes, Oh what he's doing.

Speaker 4 (01:30:58):
Yeah yeah, I mean he's nailing it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
That's the problems doing a pretty job.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
But maybe maybe you can do a better job on
that second.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
You got it?

Speaker 7 (01:31:05):
Here you go.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
There's no other way to really boom boom.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
H a ball of something. Ub uh Oh do it again.
Oh that's a boy, get it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Yeah, I had like I need.

Speaker 7 (01:31:46):
Yea more.

Speaker 10 (01:31:48):
Oh god, I haven't gone for like two months because she's.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
She's traded bowling for the fighting.

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
Now, are you are like a league?

Speaker 10 (01:31:55):
No, we would just go every weekend morning. So we
were yeah, our own.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
She doesn't roll on shaba nobody she showed. And then
there was one more she didn't get, and then the
other one. You might just want to give that. I
want to give that a shot.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Okay, power saw lawnmower.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
That's that's pretty good. That's really good.

Speaker 8 (01:32:24):
You're looking for it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
It's like a steam and a drop and a motor.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
This this one, this one's a little bit more.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
We do it again, like lighting a pilot background vocal
by a good yea.

Speaker 5 (01:32:46):
Fe't fore to turn the water on.

Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
Doing a dishwasher closer.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
Garbage suppose you can't just leave it? Hang you know
what I mean? Ge?

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
Was it as fun as you remember?

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
I love it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
All right, well we're gonna take a quick break. We
got some more show for you next. Hang on, all right,
welcome back everybody, Radio Radio Charades, and yeah, we were
talking about I guess everybody's disappointed that Greg didn't get to.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
Yeah he makes good sounds.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
I came up with three things. Now we only have
time for three things real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
And then.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
Menaceer Sammy? Who wants to get or who would you
like between menace and Sammy?

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
How about both?

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
How about both?

Speaker 7 (01:33:43):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
All right, so I like it?

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
All right, so here we go. This is uh, this
is both. Yeah, but like you both have to then
leave the room real quick. Oh okay, okay, yeah, so
I can tell the audience what the what the three
things are? Okay, don't look at it yet, raight, I
want you to be just as surprised. Yeah, all right,
So the three things these are all things that Greg loves. Okay.
So number one is a mouth party a bj.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
Okay it doesn't love.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
The second one is opening wine, Oh okay, opening wine.
Third one hit bull. Okay, So those are those are
the three things you can you can have them, you
can have them come back in okay, all right, there
will be ninety seconds on the clock.

Speaker 5 (01:34:29):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
There's only three dog cat just now, it's a shorter round.
There's only three, but I'll give you that. I'll give
you the full ninety seconds with the three. All right
and two guessers. This should not be that big a deal. Greg.
The timer will start whenever you begin.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
Or a homosexual do oh, that would be a beach.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
Beach okay, mm hm.

Speaker 5 (01:35:06):
Oh to that be anal sex? No? No, oh, that's swallowing. Okay, okay,
a pass, next one, alright, real quick, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
Killing a boy.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Okay, come on.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
You need your help, Gena, you really can Okay wait.

Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
A bed, a squeaky bed, a drinking beer water, drinking
wine water, drinking champagne wine.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Sammy, am Sam. These are all things.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
Greg loves the universal receiver.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
You described the perfect weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:36:11):
Nice you did as well?

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
Yeah, really well, not.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
The because you do that sound all the time. We
make that that that's a daily I'm surprised medicine and
get it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
Right away too.

Speaker 6 (01:36:26):
Menace is how I was able to get the answers
like he was.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
Yeah, call the teamwork brains together. How would how would
you have done this opening bottle of wine that I would.

Speaker 7 (01:36:40):
See that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:42):
I'm more like yeah like that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
Yeah, that made a difference.

Speaker 5 (01:36:46):
Yea more like a pop. I mean because of the
first Because of the first one I was just come
to was sexual. Okay, this is something.

Speaker 6 (01:36:56):
It was something like cranking, So I was thinking machinery
more than Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
All right, well there's she radio. Yeah, Sammy nailed them all,
nailed all three. It's not really about the butthole. Yeah,
this is the Woody Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah,
it is Monday, It's April the twenty first, It's it
is exciting day. As we've mentioned, I can't even speak

(01:37:21):
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to everybody who won won trips and looking forward to
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Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
Mostly our Instagram yes, all right, and then our Facebook
grooves I'll make sure I hit all accounts anything that
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Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
All right, so look forward's at the Woody Show a
couple of holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:37:51):
Today.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
Today is Big Word Day, Menace favorite. Yeah, it's keep
off the Grass Day, Greg. Okay, I can see Greg
at some point is like becoming the guy who sits
outside when the kids are getting off the school bus
to make sure they don't walk across his ground.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
I don't have a lawn anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
I'm saying we had, we had that guy. He would
come out, either he or his wife, and he would
just sit there and wait for all the kids who
got off the bus to make sure they wouldn't walk
on the grass.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
Yeah. Really, well, I said SeaBASS something just recently. It's
basically like fishing narcs. And it's like these young kids
who like going fishing, and then they'll go to like
the edge of let's.

Speaker 9 (01:38:27):
Say, especially in Florida where you have a lot of
big ponds and lakes where there's homes built up on
the pond of the lake. Yeah, and the yard goes
right up to the edge of the pond, and.

Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
It's all old people screaming at the young kids.

Speaker 9 (01:38:40):
You know, I don't hate that because if it's if
it's truly your lawn, you don't want people to camp
it out there.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Just heads up. Today's National Surprise Drug Test Day. Oh,
It's Tuna Rights Day, ladies, just so you know, International
Hemp Day. It's World Creativity Innovation Day, menace. It is
a National Chickpea Day. You just have to make hummus
overrated crap. It's National Chocolate Covered Cashew Day, National Pet

(01:39:14):
cb D Day, good yeah, yeah, and National Bulldogs are
Beautiful Day.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
And you have to help them.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Some of them switch.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
Some of them just look like rocks with high malls.

Speaker 9 (01:39:30):
Yeah, wrinkley rocks, smelly rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
I'm not saying they're not sweet. And you don't help
them do it. You have to do it for Is
it that bad you can't make them do it? Yeah,
you got to take it out put it in.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
That's what she said. Well, we got to your entertainment stuff.
Then we'll get some birthdays and porno Birthday. What's happening
this morning, menace.

Speaker 5 (01:39:52):
Now, this has been bubbling for about a week. It's
going back to two thousand and four and it's Britney
Spears cover of The Nights eighty eight song My Prerogative,
My Prerogative Bobby Brown with Bobby Brown. Now, Bobby Brown
is finally commenting on it, and he was talking to
Shannon Sharp and he says, well, I mean Shannon Sharp
brought it up and asked someone he thought about it,

(01:40:13):
and he said the cover was trash and he hates
that he's associated with it and the only reason that
he signed off on it is because it was Britney Spears.

Speaker 4 (01:40:24):
But doesn't he make money every time it?

Speaker 7 (01:40:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:40:26):
But he doesn't like it?

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
Okay, so I'm that at money too.

Speaker 6 (01:40:29):
I'll say this. I didn't know the song until Brittany
saying it, so that Bob Brown, I only know the
Britney versions.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
What yes you by this news?

Speaker 11 (01:40:39):
Sammy?

Speaker 2 (01:40:40):
No, There's a lot of songs that I go, all right,
I kind of get.

Speaker 5 (01:40:44):
This song is iconic, came out before she was born,
did you?

Speaker 6 (01:40:49):
And Britney's cover was everywhere. When would I have heard
this version played?

Speaker 5 (01:40:55):
Do you know me? Or anywhere? Getting your hair cut? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:41:03):
Store, I support Sammy folly on this.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
This is where they play that kind of music.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
Okayute, wait, wait, hold on, So see bag you will
say to menace when he says like something like whatever
I wasn't around then.

Speaker 5 (01:41:13):
Or what it's about like World War two?

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
No, no, no about and you go, well, just because you
weren't around at that time, it doesn't mean like this
is one of those songs. I don't know how you.

Speaker 6 (01:41:24):
Escaped it really, because I feel like at a certain
point the cover becomes more popular, and I think that's
what happened with this song.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
I didn't know her version was unpopular.

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
I don't know she had a version.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
I was about to admit that, really know, Brittany did
this okay?

Speaker 14 (01:41:38):
And then also my thing when it comes to Sammy
and music, which I find is shocking, is that she
was a cheerleader, because you get exposed to so much
music as a cheerleader, do yeah, I know that.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
By the way, I really do think it's adorable. I mean,
menace as long as I've known him, has never been
That's the one word he still can't say. He's come
around with some other one leaders. He always used the
the R so cheer leader. He'll say, cheer leader.

Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
Well you say jewelry.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
No, I know we all have a word.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
I'm I have many words.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
No, say what's the stuff you would put like on toast?
It's like apple and cinnamon.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
I can say cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
Learn what was it? Synonyms?

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Change, Well, what's the other thing? Like aluminum? Aluminum? And
then uh, where where do you make beer at a brewery?

Speaker 4 (01:42:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
That one's gotten better twenty years now, Sammy. When she
was in school, she was a.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
Cheerleader, so he got it well. Well. Sticking on the
music topic, a New York restaurant owner is doing some
interviews about his career and this restaurant stuff like that,
and people ask him who was the rudest person ever?
And I don't know if you know this artist, but
she's singer named Patti Smith, known for Because of the Night.

(01:42:58):
She co wrote that song with your favorite Springsteen. And
this restaurant owner said that she was the rudest person ever.
She may waitresses cry. Now people that represent her, again,
I don't know who she is, but she has representation.
They claim that this is not true, but comments as
on the story are saying that she acts like she's

(01:43:18):
better than everybody. And I believe everything about this story
of her being the rudest ever. Now, a random fact
about this woman, she did release a song in nineteen
seventy eight called rock and roll end word and that's
me that's been censoring it. And she uses the hard
R on this song.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Patty smythe that is Smith Smith, that's an Smyta.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
She's in the Rock and holl Hall of Fame because
the Night.

Speaker 5 (01:43:44):
Yeah, well she has a song called Gloria and I
thought that was again.

Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
But is this who we're talking about? Because this is
the only.

Speaker 5 (01:43:53):
Song because of the Night. They said that's her top song.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
Sometimes love just ain't enough. You've heard this is the
one with hell Yeah, what's his face? Don Henley? Okay,
you've heard this right.

Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
I love this one. We don't have rock and Roll
Edward in the rock and Roll Nwards on there, but yeah,
here's this one.

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
The lack of Laius in the play keeps seeing you. Okay,
it's a different Patty Smith.

Speaker 5 (01:44:26):
I think, oh, really that's what I'm asking. That might
be a different one a I right, Yeah, this is
this is Patty with a B.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
Yeah we're talking about with the eye.

Speaker 5 (01:44:36):
But back to this, she's like a rock check.

Speaker 9 (01:44:37):
Like there was a there was a time for about
thirty years where saying the N word was, yes, controversial,
but not illegal.

Speaker 5 (01:44:45):
Well, the name of one of her songs that she
did it.

Speaker 9 (01:44:48):
Let's not forget the famous uh sketch with what's his face?
And Richard Pryor on SNL where he says it, Chevy
Chase says it, it was a it was a said
thing in context. Joe Rogan's said it before, and then
they try to cancel him for saying it on the part.

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
Are we sure that the full name of the song
isn't like parentheses?

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
I'm looking at it right now. It's it's a hard r.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
Boy.

Speaker 5 (01:45:13):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:45:18):
You know she got big, Well she's gone again, biggest,
and I feel it's coming got bigger. Yeah. Yeah, it
sounds like it's a supportive song like there because they're
they're showing all the civil rights stuff inside.

Speaker 3 (01:45:36):
They're not, you know, said she was trying to reclaim
the racist slur.

Speaker 4 (01:45:39):
But is she allowed to reclaim it?

Speaker 5 (01:45:42):
Why are you speaking on behalf of other people?

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
White people fight the battles of others all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:45:47):
We're famous, But if we didn't jump in to save
England in World War eleven?

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
Yeah, yeah, you're damn right.

Speaker 5 (01:45:53):
Yeah, all right, Well, moving on to something important tea
mom now, I know what. You're really big into tea
mom for quite a while. Do you remember Macy book
out and Ryan Edwards?

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
Yeah, Macy, yeah, I know, ye loved. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:46:07):
You probably remember Bentley. Yeah, Bentley, everyone go Bentley. Bentley's
very if you watch the show, he was like the
most famous kid because they like say any name Bentley. Anyways,
the father Ryan, he's actually finally sober. And I don't
know if you've been keeping up on the show.

Speaker 12 (01:46:26):
But they still air episodes and dude, it's crazy because
the kid Bentley is now sixteen years old, and it's
so weird watching these episodes because all these kids as
babies now are teenagers and now they have like their
own scenes within the show without their parents.

Speaker 5 (01:46:44):
So they're like hanging out with their friends and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
Yeah, and they're getting their girlfriends pregnanty xactly.

Speaker 5 (01:46:50):
But there was a big scene just recently where Ryan
went and apologized to Bentley for being an a hole
and sucking and not being there and being a drug addict.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
Cats in the Cradle.

Speaker 5 (01:47:00):
I just want to let you know that everything's all
good now.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
Oh yeah, that's good, all right, Well, thank you very much.
Menace album, so we did. Yeah, it's a new one
for Greg's playlist show.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
Say we're gonna Shiverday, We're gonna sit pa.

Speaker 8 (01:47:17):
She was like, it's shiver Day and you know we
don't do what Doda.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
Starting with the celebrities, heavy birthday to Tony Romo, the
retired Dallas Court Dallas Cowboys quarterback. Easy for me to say.
Now he's on with uh Jim Nance. Yeah, he's forty
five today. Robert Smith from The Cure is sixty six.
James McVoy Professor X and the X Men Movies is
forty six. Andy McDowell from Groundhog Day, Four Weddings and

(01:47:45):
a Funeral, she's sixty seven. Tony Danzas Yeah, Yeah, Who's
the Boss? Angelus is seventy four Today from SNL and
The Daily Show, Rob Riggle is fifty five. Alum I
should say Iggy Pop is seventy eight and brutal it's
the barber Beefcake, the WWF superstar of the eighties.

Speaker 5 (01:48:04):
Yes, huh.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
You got a freak accident where an out of control
parasolar crashed at full speed with her knees into his face.

Speaker 5 (01:48:11):
That was like a storyline, but that was for real.

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
Next year is gonna be quite the birthday for him,
but this year he's sixty eight. Come on, your porno birthday.
Today is Katie Rose, and today's birthday. Girl. She's been
ridden more than a mechanical bowl at a country bar.
That's a lot, right, Sammy, that is a lot. She's
been in six hundred and nine fine films, including Skinny
Face Sitting Lesbian Lovers also Taste My Sweet Toes Volume one.

(01:48:38):
She was in banged during her gano exam. Oh, no,
image is nothing, orgasm is everything?

Speaker 5 (01:48:44):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:48:45):
And who can forget her? Unforget rolling when the gardener
plants his sperm. Alright, got a real dream though, not
a see but a sperm.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
That's Katie Rose, who's thirty one years old today, and
that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthday. And that is
a Monday morning look of what's happening around the world
of entertainment with menace. You're on the Woody Show, Fabuila
wouldn't approve the Woody Show?

Speaker 7 (01:49:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
Well that's gonna do it for a Monday morning everybody.
Hell yeah, wrap it up. Full show and the highlights
of Podcast fifteen to thirty minutes of our favorite stuff
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Just hit up that, or by going to the Woodieshow
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can always find it by going to the Woodyshow dot com.

(01:49:32):
We're very excited for the Woody Show After Hours takeover tonight. Yeah,
make sure that you're following on social media at the
Woody Show. I met it's gonna be posting a bunch
of content from the takeover. You can see what's all about.
We talked about it enough. I know you'll at least
be able to see what it's all about if you
weren't lucky enough to win your tickets. But I can
tell you we will be doing another one of these,
I know that for a fact. Yeah, and then when

(01:49:53):
we're back here on Wednesday, because tomorrow we're not going
to be here because tonight's event goes to one o'clock
in the morning. Please forgive us, but yeah, we're off tomorrow.
Not a new show tomorrow, but there will be a
show on the air, and if you haven't heard it,
it's new to you. Back on Wednesday with an all
new show, and we'll tell you what the next big
thing that we're doing that you got a chance to
be a part of. But yeah, give us a follow

(01:50:15):
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In the meantime, you can leave on the after hours
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parting words of wisdom Please.

Speaker 3 (01:50:26):
Yeah, Sometimes you just have to let karma fix things,
because if you fix things, you could be going to jail.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
Now, here's a question. Someone's karma catches up to them
because they did something. You took matters into your own hands.
Does that affect your karma because basically they did something
bad that you get it. You see what I'm saying,
they get it?

Speaker 5 (01:50:48):
Is that cont justice?

Speaker 2 (01:50:49):
Does that constitute bad karma because you got back at
the person who did something wrong to you?

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
Catch or are you the karma?

Speaker 5 (01:50:58):
Are you the karma for that person it's canceled out?

Speaker 2 (01:51:01):
Yeah, I say, But then by doing that, are you
creating bad karma for yourself? I have questions, Well.

Speaker 4 (01:51:05):
That's very breaking bad of you. Like I am the karma,
I am the danger.

Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
I am the one.

Speaker 4 (01:51:11):
Who knows yes exactly all right.

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the WOI Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you
back here on Tuesday. Have a great day, SMD, doblem My,
quit this bitch.