FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 23th 2025 Podcast

Disney Takeover Recap, Cruise Announcement, Wrestlemenia Recap & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program, old listener discretion.
Is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Hey, today is Wednesday. Everyone. It
is Wednesday, the twenty third of April twenty twenty five.
Thank you for being here. Good morning, and welcome to
The Woody Show. I'm Moody. That's great, gory. Hi, there
is Menace.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Gina grad is here, se Bask morning to you.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
Boy.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
There is Sammy, we got bored and Menji holding things
down the Woody Show production department. Morgan, our associate producer,
she is here. We got Vaughan on the job today. Hi,
I'm sure Hi Vaughan HIV Like there's a there. There
was a guy who worked here. His name was Guy.
You know what I mean? And uh yeah, Hi Guy,
or like, hey, what's up?

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Guy?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I always like that name Guy. Really, I thought it
would be so awkward to have that name. I'm a
cool guy. Yeah, I mean, because you gotta imagine the
things that people say. Oh yeah, always Guy, my guy Guy.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
The first guy I ever made out with was named guy.

Speaker 8 (01:37):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's not a sexy name. Yeah, yeah, but like, Hi, Vaughan,
are like okay. Gene is another word hygiene. Hygiene. That's
another weird one. I got a friend. His name's Geene
Romano and uh, I've always loved that name.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
I got a Gene that would have been my name
if I was a boy.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I go to text him and I hey or yo,
because I won't say hi.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Jean.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
That's Damie Schumer's kid is named Gene and named his
middle name Hotel, after Davit Tell because they're really good friends.
And she changed it because she didn't want to be Genitel.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, we should have thought of that before he did it. Seriously,
she's dumb. Anyway, it was great What is show? After
ours takeover on Monday night? We had yesterday off because
the takeover went until one o'clock in the morning and
so there was no way we're gonna make it and yesterday.
But here we are today. Well, we'll give you a
quick recap it is.

Speaker 8 (02:28):
It was.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
It was a lot of fun and thanks again to
Disney for hosting us and allowing us to host our listeners.
And we got another big thing we're going to tell
you about later on this morning that we're going to
be doing that. You can be a part of that's
coming up. Also today SeaBASS went to WWE WrestleMania. Such
a fan. Yeah, he's such a big fan. I can't
miss it. And he's gonna have a little recap of

(02:49):
that's and audio from that brand new Redneck News. We
got some of the trending news headlines all coming up
here on the Woody Show. And uh, I'm sorry, I'm
going to be the one to say it. Gen we
get it. You're losing weight. Oh Like she has to
constantly remind us that she's Oh my my butt is

(03:10):
too bony, now.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
See me stand?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
And then this morning I heard her saying, like, you know,
she's pretending to ask people advice because she's going, how
long do you hold on the clothes that are too big?

Speaker 7 (03:25):
It's a genuine question because I know I know, you
know by the way I've been dressing with my you know,
I look at it like.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Looks like Billie Eilish totally. But have you Here's a
thing I know I know for a fact that you
have yo yo in your adult life when it comes
to weight. Right, So didn't you lose didn't you learn that?
For like, because I did after like the third yo, yo,
that you keep a couple of sizes, I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
But I'm keeping it all and I'm more comfortable, and
I you know, I shouldn't get rid of this, and no,
you shouldn't. But also like I'm more comfortable wearing those clothes.
I'm wearing giant clothes. Guys, I so try to wear stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
That's because here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
I know, like you just said, I'm yo, yor this
will not last forever. I need pictures in clothes that
are that fit me.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
But don't you have true but you have clothes from
the last time you went down.

Speaker 7 (04:16):
I think I got depressed and got rid of I'm like, I'm.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Never gonna fad.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
You know what you know what you should do, Gena
is go out and get a whole new wardrobe of
your size right now, and then you won't be able
to afford to gain weight.

Speaker 7 (04:26):
That's a very good clothes.

Speaker 10 (04:29):
Just go I can't afford to get on Sammy.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Here's a funny thing. I've tried that I got rid
of all the fat stuff that I had because I did. Yeah,
when I got down, you didn't. But now you know,
when I got down, to one hundred and eighty five
pounds back in two thousand and seven or whatever the
hell that was. I got rid. I'm like, you know what,
I'm never going back, I said, And you know what,
I'm not even going to allow myself to do it.
So I got rid of all those clothes. This will
show me, yeah exactly, And then what happened. I would

(04:53):
have been even too fat for the ones I kept.
Oh no, yeah, so then I had to get new
fat clothes. But then I kept the skinner ones, going like, oh.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
Those are the ones that you always like, Oh someday.

Speaker 11 (05:03):
Well, to answer your original question, how long do you
hold onto that stuff that you are too small?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
For? Thirty years?

Speaker 12 (05:09):
Done?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Greg?

Speaker 11 (05:12):
What do you yo yo? Not in general? We yo yo,
and I have held it on to it all. Yeah, small,
just keep it.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I tell you. Greg has some shirts, so he breaks
out that I remember him wearing from like when we
first met him. They never buy new.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
They go from out of style to like, oh vintage again.

Speaker 11 (05:30):
Yeah yeah, I did buy something though. Actually two of
the same thing that I think A rules, but b
also makes me old and lame because I'm excited about it.
Two Giraft tools stainless steel garden hoses. Hell yeah, stainless steel.
What is rules? I needed a new host because mine

(05:54):
every time you turn it on spurred and can and
so I read all these awesome.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Reviews that stuff rust apparently, so you haven't got it.

Speaker 11 (06:02):
No, I did get it. Just hooked it up the
other day. It's the best hose of life. Wait is
it made of stainless house?

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (06:10):
Dude, it's around the rubber hose or something.

Speaker 11 (06:13):
It's so awesome, it works so well, it fits like
a glove.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
It's powerful, and what's exciting you these days?

Speaker 11 (06:20):
I'm way wear my shirt from the nineties while using
my brand new.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm still trying to figure out because it's like stainless steel.
I mean that's not like a I mean pliable. I
mean it is to a certain extent, but like you
have to bend it back. I would think there's certainly
a liner.

Speaker 11 (06:35):
Yeah, I mean it's kind of like do you have
a like yeah, exactly like a showerhead.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's it's like a metal mesh. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Okay, Now is it Joe time when it comes in
the mail or when after you hook it up?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
After I hooked it up. Oh, you can use your
new hose to hose down your your puddle. Yeah yeah,
see it's like a it's like a woven mesh thing.
Yeah yeah, that's and it looks like condo. It's awesome.
But you Yes, I never thought I would be so
excited for a host. How how lame is this? I
got really excited because I saw an ad on Instagram
and I bought some those like uh, travel bags that

(07:13):
vacuum suck all your stuffy. I love thee because I
keep getting hit with these ads. It has like the
little vacuum thing that comes with you that just looks fun,
looks like a food.

Speaker 7 (07:24):
Corners dream because you can pack way more than you need.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
But see they say that, and I tried it for
our last trip Menace that we took, and like it
didn't make that big a difference. And I thought, if anything,
it made it a little bit bulkier because you had
the extra sides of the bag. Oh yeah, I'm like,
I can do a much better job, much more completely
agree suffer travel But I done. Yeah, I use it
for storage. Well you'd have to pack a vacuum.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Well no, they have a little handbag.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's super small. It's got it's like about the size
of this mouse. And also it's.

Speaker 7 (07:55):
For like puffy stuff like sweatshirts or puffer coats if
you're doing jeans and T shirts, right.

Speaker 9 (07:59):
But I use it for storage because I keep that
kind of stuff in the garage, so that keeps it
all safe, so that it.

Speaker 10 (08:04):
Doesn't get ross and other stuff. It keeps it sealed.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah. But heye, you guys, did you hear that Juna's
lost weight?

Speaker 7 (08:10):
You guys, It's just I'm sorry, I have to stand more.
I'm just losing my sad that I just don't have anymore.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Eight seven seven forty four Woody send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. Wookie Show and
we are into another mew out insensitivity training pray politically
correct world on this Wednesday morning. It's April the twenty third,
twenty twenty five on Woody. That's Greg Gory hid menace, Hi,

(08:40):
we got Sea Bass. Oh yeah, Sammy's here, Morgan ticket
your calls eight seven seven forty four Woody send us
a text over to two two nine eighty seven. Everybody
back after the Woody Show after hours takeover at Disney
California Adventure Park. Thanks again to Disney for the and

(09:02):
the Good Times persons. Ever, there were two people I
didn't see. I never saw Bort and I never saw
I never saw Sea Bass. We were hanging out together.
Oh that's fine. People were hanging out together under Mickey Mouse.
Ouddly enough, we were in the same room. Briefly.

Speaker 13 (09:21):
Sea Bass walked in with like three ladies of you know,
some kind of demeanor, and that's all I saw them.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I kind of went to demean.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I mean, I'm trying to be nice. I mean, yeah,
who did you bring?

Speaker 14 (09:32):
Who?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
They were nice?

Speaker 9 (09:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (09:36):
The people insanely insensitive. As a feminist number, I will
say this, I did a characteristically characteristically sea bast thing.
I brought like nine people friends of mine and their
roommates and their husbands. So I had I had a
big gaggle. I had a large entree. What what brought
that about? I just knew that they were into it,

(09:59):
that they were into either the couple of them were
super into it, and I knew that they just do
the type of people who don't have nine to five jobs,
especially that.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Says, when do you care about these kind of things?
That's what I'm saying, though, I brought on.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
That, but I already know these people.

Speaker 8 (10:12):
And also, since when do I care you guys? Well,
some of you guys have been to these Sea Bass
home home parties were all over my place quite regularly,
so this is not a new thing by any means.
But yeah, I just but usually I just bring like
a slam or something. I had no such slam this.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
He's in between slams right now. But Sea Bass was
out with the people I saw on social media.

Speaker 8 (10:32):
Unlike some people, I tend to get out mingle, shake babies,
kiss hands.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I spent the entire Jeana and I were out there
the entire.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
Time, nine am to one am.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
In fact, I didn't make it to where a lot
of the staff from the radio station were hanging out
until after last call. I was trying to get back
those all week so I can have one drink it.

Speaker 7 (10:52):
I'll do you one better. I've never been inside that establishment, really.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
So I got there and they go, sorry, we already
had last call. And then some somebody from Disney came
rushing over. What do you mean, what do you mean?
I'm like, I just want one drink, just one, I said,
one drink. They brought me my tequila and I sat
there and had one more drink, and then my wife
and kids and I we went back out hit a
couple more rides and then it was one am and
it was all over. But man, what a night.

Speaker 13 (11:15):
Left Tons of friends of family, lots of long time listeners.
That's what I was doing. There was a lot of
listeners that we've known over the years. I wanted to
make sure I said hi to and go out and
mingle with And we had a lot of former members
of The Woody Show there too, so I was hanging
with them and man, what a great night though.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah, it was cool. The park looked great. There was
Woody Show logos and stuff like, but like tastefully done.
I thought there was the placement of a lot of
the because sometimes things can just look you've been to
radio events before. Yeah, those crappy vinyl banners and whatever.
This is Disney and so doc tape and they do
everything right. Great recap video that men has put together

(11:50):
and put on our social media you can see at
the at the top of our Instagram page at the
Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
There should be more coming soon.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yeah, but it was. It was a really great night.
So thanks to everybody who who were there, amazing the people.
If you didn't win, I'm sorry, but we will be
doing more of these takeovers. I know that for a fact.
You know, it was an annual thing until COVID and
then last year we weren't able to do it that
Disney had some other business things going on. But it

(12:19):
was back again this year. Super awesome and looking forward
to doing more of those. But I can tell you
we have another thing that we're doing with Disney tonight.
Not tonight, god, but we are going on a Disney
cruise to Alaska. Yeah, aboard the Disney Wonder, right, which

(12:39):
is excited a ship that I've been on before. In fact,
the first Disney cruise I took was on the Disney
Wonder were we took the kids like on a three
day or five night I'm sorry, a five night, just
to see if they would Yeah, and my wife too.
My wife had never been on a cruise before at
that point, and everybody had a great time. And now,
as you know, we are cruise people. Yes, yeah, so

(13:00):
we're doing a Disney cruise to Alaska. So for an
entire week, we're going to be doing this show from
the cruise ship. And if it wasn't for this, I
was telling the people of Disney, if it wasn't for this,
I would have never gone to Alaska.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Ever, it's not it was on your radar.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
I've always wanted to go, but I couldn't find anybody
that wanted to go with me.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
And I know a lot of people are like, oh
my god, bucket list. Definitely want to go to Alaska.
But see, this is going to force me to open
my horizons. Yeah, what he's concerned, Alaska may as well be.
There's no umbrella, right, so as far as he's concerned,
different country. Yeah, right, as well be part of the

(13:41):
lower forty eight. Yeah, it's not part of the contiguous,
you know. But yeah, So we were talking about some
of the stuff that they offer and how you know,
cool it's gonna be. It's gonna be a really cool thing.
We're going to be giving away Disney cruises to Alaska.
Awesome goodness. So just if you thought the takeover was cool,
just taste the hits. Just keep on coming. We'll have
more details about that as as the weeks go on here.

(14:03):
But that's that's our next big thing that we are unveiling. Yeah,
I always wanted to go to Alaska. Yeah, yeah, it
looks so good. Yeah, we did to get this very
nice email. I'm sorry after hours voicemail, I should say
eight seven seven forty four Woody, Hey, Woody show.

Speaker 14 (14:20):
I just wanted to thank you guys for the awesome
time me and my family had last night at the
after hours takeover. It was an amazing time. You guys
always come through. I'm so grateful for everything, and yeah,
such a good time last night, and just wanted to
thank you Woodie for the great memories you created. I
can't wait for next year. Thank y'all.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I heard I heard that from so many people like, hey, man,
if it wasn't for this, I wouldn't This is something
I wouldn't be able to do. Or oh yeah, you know,
to bring all these people maybe like you know, one
or two of the people, but that you know, not
to be able to bring all five am Yeah, yeah, huge. Yeah,
So it's it's very cool, and thank you for all
the nice things. Now, this was one of the interesting

(15:02):
things that happened. So the guy, there's this guy he
kind of oversees all the radio stations here in our building,
and you know, so he came down to say hello
and be supportive for the event, and he was waiting
outside of Guardians of the Galaxy Mission breakout as we

(15:25):
exited the ride because after our little VIP reception that
we were talking about, Disney walked all those listeners and
us over to guard has put us right on the ride,
and he was waiting because he knew that's where we were,
and so he goes, oh, hey, guys, hey, just I'm
I don't know you're going to be here. Oh yeah,
it's one of the shows support or whatever. And he
looks at Gina and he says, you know, and I
owe you an apology, you know, for the anniversary. And

(15:48):
she's like what, because all the anniversary goes yeah, last
week I had what he come to this meeting because
he did the last Tuesday, I had to go to
this meeting. It was like Ryan Seacrest and the CEO
of our company and all these advertisers and advertising agencies
and everything were there and it was on it. Well
I'll get a second. So he goes, uh, sorry, you know,
ruining the anniversary, and she goes, that's what you're talking about.

(16:15):
And then then it all clicked. Last Tuesday when I
went to that thing that was on my wife's birthday.
So he got First of all, he got Gina confused
with my wife. Now Gina works here.

Speaker 7 (16:26):
Yeah, I'm here every day, which to which I to
which I responded, I'm Gina.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
I'm Gina. Uh you must think I'm what his wife
loud and slow like an old person. I'm Gina. My
wife is standing right there, and I go, dude, that's
my wife and it wasn't the anniversary, it was her birthday.
And he goes, oh, immediately turns his back from me.
Gina goes to goes to my wife and says, hey,

(16:57):
I'm really sorry about the anniversary again. Anniversary, I said, because.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
We're also having anniversary day too.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
That's super confusing, I said, dude, it was the birthday
either way, I I owe you.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
And that was that and then faded into the night.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
It would have been so confused. Now, So it's funny.
And it's funny because just Gina works here, you know,
literally on top of it, I mean, I get, I
get confusing, you know, someone like my wife who doesn't
work here with somebody else's it was somebody else's wife anniversary.
And then he texted me yesterday and he felt bad.
Oh really, he goes. I can't believe I mistook Gina

(17:33):
for your wife. She lost a lot of weight with
Future Health. I didn't recognize her sponsor.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Sponsor plug, that is a corporate guy. Yeah, she used
to so much bigger.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Love that sadass?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
How much dog?

Speaker 8 (17:54):
How long did that text to compose? What can I
shoe on in here.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
That you look like?

Speaker 7 (18:01):
I mean compliment to jem you know Andy and.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
The promo code for future Health.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I think he meant well. I think I think he
meant well.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
Just it was.

Speaker 8 (18:16):
It was.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
It was awkward slash funny at the same and you
can tell you felt bad. But also he's complimenting you
and thank you on the great results from you from
future Health Future Health.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
Absolutely, I have nothing but good things to say about
Future Health.

Speaker 15 (18:30):
Yea trut the anyway, thanks again to Disney, And it
was great seeing everybody at the takeover.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
One of the things I didn't I didn't know because
I didn't see sea baths. I thought maybe he didn't
make it back because he went to WrestleMania. From there
to there. Yeah, and so I saw some of the
videos from Wrestleman because we had other people that we
knew that were posting videos. I mean, it looked like
it was very well attended.

Speaker 8 (18:58):
Huge, it was big as they filled up Allegiance Stadium,
and it's you know, it's wrestled.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's a bunch of Well.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
There was a discussion that if we found out, if
I know, you guys are gonna be shocked at this
first statement, is it bigger than the Super Bowl?

Speaker 3 (19:13):
No?

Speaker 6 (19:13):
And no, wait hold on, because it's worldwide and it's
on Netflix, will it be bigger than the super Bowl?
Because there's again, because football massive in America, but outside
of America, there's not that big. I think it was
offset because there is as big in America.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yes, because it's popular, but it's not super Bowl popular
in America by any means.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
Yeah, right, it's not even not even close. It's really
interesting because yeah, they're wrestling fans. It's like Juggalos or
fish or any of the other Like you go there,
you're like, oh my god, look at all these insane
people spending all this money. But then day to day conversation.
I talked to nobody ever about wrestling, right, and.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I don't I know people who are like bored, who
are wrestling fans, but like, it's not the it's not
the numbers that you would see for the Super Bow
well just here in America, so that gets offset by yes,
there will be globally. There would be some uh yeah,
bet some interest from people globally because they don't necessarily
watch American football.

Speaker 8 (20:10):
Cut ins like they do in the Super Bowl were like,
and here's the you know, the troops in the base
in Japan, and they cut to at one point some
kind of webcam shop a bunch of guys in India.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
I am loving w W E. I don't know if
that's a correct Indian accent.

Speaker 16 (20:24):
I am lobbing the w W this guy because of
India looting accents mixed up my German accent for India
and that it's it's it is technically on peacock, but
like Netflix was showing in other countries in America, and I'm.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Rules I definitely talked to as we're here.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
In some of the audio coming up, I talked to
a lot of people who came very far away to
just for this. So yeah, wrestling's got that, it does it.
Menace might be onto something. I don't know what the
numbers are because yeah, when you go, you go to
Europe and outside of the past ten years, nobody knows
anything about it. People still show up to the NFL
in you know, in London games with jersey, random jersey
that they don't.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Show.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Sea Bass made his way to WWE WrestleMania this past
weekend at the Allegiance Stadium in Las Vegas.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
Spend a lot of time in that building, went to
the Raiders game, who taped the East Games in.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
There noise and now WrestleMania and now WrestleMania it's definitely
getting its use. And so, uh, where did you go?
What did you see? Who'd you talk to?

Speaker 8 (21:38):
Well, the first guy I saw was headed out after
the big Sunday night match between John Cena and some
other guy.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
And what'd you think of WrestleMania overall? Board? I mean,
I enjoyed the main events.

Speaker 13 (21:48):
I think everything else was it was okay, it was fine,
But John Cena and Cody Rhoads I think put on
an amazing main event and then Roman rains see him
punk and Seth Rollins.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
I love the twist ending on that one. Okay, spoiler alert.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
The biggest thing I heard out of it is John
Cena talking about his hair plugs because the year before
and I saw it too, I was with Bort and
you can see John Cena he had a huge bald
spot on his head and now like he addressed it
in who was he talking to?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
He was talking about McAfee. Yeah, you're sure he does
not have blonde hair with bald highlights like some other person,
right know, John cy and I both have similar hair
lines on mis much better money damn. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (22:31):
All right, so you ran into this guy, this guy On,
and he was very excited and as we're about to
hear On, as you might guess by his name, came
quite far just to see a bunch of sweaty men
rub on each other. I'm a man, Thank you, Billy Gunn.
That's a that's a wrestler. You can stop at any time.

(22:52):
That's a wrestler intro that I put in there his
background if you wanted.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
It, Okay, Man's man. It was the first clip in here. Yeah,
so this this is what the wrestler comes out to.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
That's bad. That's really gone back in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Mister as oh, mister ass yeah an ass all right.
So here's here's on tell folks where you came from Singapore.

Speaker 12 (23:14):
I pay forty five hundred dollars just to see John
Cino take number seventeen.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
I knew he was got a win. If he didn't,
I want.

Speaker 8 (23:22):
To refund anybody else you really were interested in seeing
this weekend?

Speaker 12 (23:25):
N I pay money just to win?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Oh what the girl? The girls are pretty hot?

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Right, Yeah, they're hot.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I'm a Sena fan.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Yeah, but I'm seeing I'm not here for them. Yeah,
girls shirls.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
John Cena internationally is massive.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
Well he also speaks Mandarin, doesn't he?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah? Oh yeah, he got in trouble.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
Well, he got an internet trouble for apologizing to the
Chinese about something.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
For recognizing Taiwan. Yeah, that's a no go.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I don't want to do that. I don't want to
do that. Stay far away from that, you guys.

Speaker 8 (23:56):
Let's dive deep and why grown men love what John
Cena so much? What it makes you love John Cena
so much?

Speaker 12 (24:01):
He always wins, riding over everybody for the last twenty years.
He always wins. When he doesn't win, he's putting people over.
But when he wins, he wins.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Big Was he masturbating as you were talking? Kind of scary?

Speaker 14 (24:19):
Me.

Speaker 8 (24:20):
The thing you get is as I was with, I
was talking with some friends of mine. We were walking around,
and you just overhear the conversations and the excitement, like
you hear right here. Yeah, I'm like, these are thirty
forty fifty year old men. How are they so into
this thing? And people were like walking even half hour later,
they're walking out of Allegiance Stadium, Like I can't believe
that they allowed that the rock didn't show up, they
allowed John Cena to do this and then blah blah blahs,

(24:42):
like what is going on?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Taking the same conversations after like I don't know, like
whatever show you're watching, Game of Thrones or you know,
I had the same thought like talking to Greg about
Tulsa King, you're true, which.

Speaker 8 (24:54):
I get that, But again, I know the wrestling's not
fake or whatever, but it's so badly per not Bradley produced.
It's such a bad storyline and such bad acting.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
I could.

Speaker 8 (25:04):
I can't get into why they get into it like this.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
The storyline's bad. Board Well, I'm just I'm saying no,
I'm saying like as because you know, people, I think
Boor would give you a fair assessment. Fan, are they
Are they bad?

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Now?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Are they you know, as good as they used to be? Like,
what's the they?

Speaker 13 (25:20):
They have gone a lot better since Vince Mickmann is
not there for the WWE. But that doesn't mean that
there's still is in bad storylines and good storylines.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Some are just get they get boring. Some are predictable.

Speaker 13 (25:29):
It's like a bad horror movie, you know when you
can see the twist ending coming, you know where all
the kills are going to happen.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Stuff like that. But there are some that are really good.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
When McMahon was there, there was like storylines of him
having a baby with his daughter.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Especially as something that's accessible to five year olds for
a reason.

Speaker 12 (25:46):
All right, back to on if he has to pull
things out the lot the kitchens, think the wind, he'll
do it, just like he did tonight. You pull all
they'll Tryvis got out the locker room.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
And he won. Some people say I seen as a cheater.

Speaker 12 (26:01):
If he wins, he wins. If he didn't win, something's wrong.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Oh okay, like Drago, if he dies, he dies.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
That guy would have been suicidal if he didn't win.

Speaker 8 (26:13):
There were some guys who were they were they were
there screaming and yelling at I mean, there are no
fights that I saw, but yeah, they were getting into it.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, all right, So see mass had WWE WrestleMania, and.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
This is a guy who was There was a bunch
of conventions, all kinds of if you might imagine any
kind of anybody who's been in part of or close
to wrestling for the past fifty years shows up and
they do these little satellite conventions wrestle show, Yeah, signing
things like that. And that's where I found mister John,
who was in line for an autograph. And mister John,
he's not in wrestler, but he has his own little catchphrase.

Speaker 17 (26:40):
All right, my name is mister John. I'm so fabulous.
I can't stand at whoo?

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Where does catchphrase come from?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Mister John? From me?

Speaker 17 (26:49):
Just I have self confidence in myself, so therefore I'm
that fabulous.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
What a dork, mister John. Also the Rick Flair woo, yeah,
breaded it and I got to hear that again if
we can inspired. Yeah, right, here's.

Speaker 17 (27:05):
I'm so fabulous. I can't stand it.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Who from me?

Speaker 17 (27:15):
Just I have self confidence in myself, so therefore I'm
that fabulous.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
It's you fabulous.

Speaker 17 (27:20):
Makes me fabulous? Every day I wake up, I'm fabulous.
When I go to bed, I'm fabulous, when I'm working
on fabulous. When the lady see me, I'm fabulous.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
Speaking of ladies, has it been hard to keep them
away this weekend the WrestleMania.

Speaker 17 (27:33):
That's okay. I could keep them away. I'm that fabulous.
If they want to talk to me, they can, But
I have the power to say no ladies.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
You know, so is this guy like a part of
the tribe? Well no, not even that? Is that?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Like?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Is this all is he? Is he putting this on
and he's just adopted his character? Or is he really
a does he really believe.

Speaker 8 (28:02):
He's I mean he's obviously he's he's he's borrowing from
wrestling culture and their promotional aspect of But no, this
is not like it's not bor by any.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Means, is not trolling?

Speaker 17 (28:14):
No, skin, I'm so fabulous. I can't stand it.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
Who it's funny, but to what you weren't saying, but
we're saying there is I had to be very careful
when talking to people around WrestleMania, is like, is this
a slow adult? Because because I don't want to be
like making fun of those people by accident, But there
are also so many of them there, And how do
you discern if I'm sitting there talking to this guy,

(28:41):
I get where you're coming from. This guy, he's apparently
from Georgia. He does like he's a wrestling fan or
whatever podcaster. So I I talked to him about he
had been.

Speaker 17 (28:51):
I'm so fabulous. I can't stand at.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
Who I talked to mister John about. Like he had
a DVD and some other stuff at this wrestling convention.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Okay, what do you have in your hand there?

Speaker 17 (29:00):
Avd if rock and Roll Thrust never dies, they never die,
rock and Roll Express.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
That was an old tag team.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah from the eighties.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yes, Now, you weren't alive in the eighties though, so
you I was.

Speaker 17 (29:09):
Born in nineteen seventy one. Yeah, thank you, I'm only
fifty four.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Where'd you hear for the first time?

Speaker 17 (29:15):
Wresse may are are oddly enough, I would.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Say, appropriately enough.

Speaker 8 (29:19):
But yeah, what did you see Saturday night at WrestleMania
that you loved?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
Especially the triple Threat match.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
It was the last one with those three sexy wet men, right.

Speaker 17 (29:27):
I don't know if they're sexy about those three white men. Yeah,
they did their very good job.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Wet and then Roman rings like Pacific Islander.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
But I got yeah.

Speaker 17 (29:35):
I mean, I'm sure they're way after a hard match
and everything.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
And yes, sir Rebop, he's on the spectrum. Yeah he
knew exactly what you meant. I don't know about Sexy.

Speaker 8 (29:45):
Yeah, I don't know about White Wet Yeah, White and
A right now watching Roman Range whips them up for you.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Woo. All right, WWE WrestleMania recap with Sea Bass.

Speaker 8 (29:58):
So this is another guy or nothing that the guys well,
speaking of twins today, in the other days around this week,
I found two twins outside of WrestleMania and these looked
like the Florida version of your ant Chrissy Woody.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Okay, these were, you know.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
Short little ladies, probably about I don't know they were Florida,
so it could be twenty five or sixty five.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
It's tough to say. But they were super into the event.

Speaker 18 (30:19):
All right, I'm Pauline and Paula.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
You guys came here from where?

Speaker 18 (30:23):
Please, Burt Florida.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Are you happy with the result of WrestleMania yesterday?

Speaker 18 (30:28):
It was fabulous Today with Cody losing, they have not
so much that he lost is because he John Cena cheated,
right do hit him with the belt while the referee
was down?

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Oh no, they should have like this to replay here.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (30:41):
Well, one good thing is Travis Scott did get his
receipt for hitting Cody before, so tonight he got the
Cody couder.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Oh I heard a lot properly.

Speaker 18 (30:52):
Oh hell Jesus, you guys should have been in there.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
What is this Patty and Selma.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
From The Simpsons Florida Wrestling Edition? Yeah? Wow, what you mentioned?
My aunt Chrissy, the pride of Dormont, Pennsylvania. She used
to be real big in the wrestling, not anymore.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Well, like you said, John Cena wins by cheating because
he's a bad guy now. And my thought about this
is we have wrestling, we have replay and every other sport.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, for wrestling, but that's how did me replay when
it's all scripted.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
But the that's the thing is that's how half these
guys win is either they slip something to somebody or
I saw one match this guy, this guy a luchador
mask on and he put up like a metal plate
inside the forehead head. But other people as if that
wouldn't hit him. Also, yeah, yeah, that's cool though. So
when a guy kicked him in the head, he didn't
get hurt, but the other guy's foot dead twins.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
And how much they pay to get to wrestle Mania?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
All right, how much does it cost to go to WrestleMania.

Speaker 18 (31:48):
Well, it was with the hotel because we've been here
since the eleven so we're not leaving till twenty third.
So with the hotel and everything, about five grand.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
We got the.

Speaker 18 (31:58):
Gold pass plus we're doing we did smack down both
nights wrestle plus we're going to Monday Night Rowl.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Why are you guys?

Speaker 18 (32:07):
We've been won our whole life since we were seven
years old. We grew up in Florida, all the dusty roads,
and now his son, Cody Rhods is like our hero.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Hell yeah, nice, these guys came to party. You get down.
I'd love to know where they stayed. I love to
know five grand on the stripions, what would be the
actually New Orleans? Maybe the Circus Circus strap. No, no
Circus Circus that that'd be too fancy. That's on the

(32:38):
strips on the strip, right, has a strap? The stratosphere
gotten better? This I drove three vampedage done. Yeah, and
there used to be just all these ratty apartments all
around it. I think they've kind of clear those out
of So we're gonna take a quick break of the
wady to come back. We'll wrap up the w W
WrestleMania recap with Sea Bass next here on What He Show.

(33:00):
Don't Go Anywhere?

Speaker 17 (33:00):
You're so fabulous? I can't stand it?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Who are you all in.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
The Woody show?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
The show something of the text saying I heard a
comedian one say, dude who love wrestling are no different
than Taylor Swift fans, And now I can't unhear or.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Unsee it.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
That Yeah, same emotional? Is that a Is that a
fair assessment board that they get emotional? Well, no, I'm
saying it like the Swift fans like just that, just
that hardcore fan. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (33:44):
I would say that you have your normal wrestling fans
that just follow week to week, those that check in,
and then you have your diehard, screaming, crying, freaking out,
smashing TVs spending all their paychecks on title bus.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yes, you do have those. Yeah, And where are you
on the on the scale like one to ten.

Speaker 13 (34:00):
Six, I'd say, like, uh, like A six or seven like,
I follow certain wrestlers. I don't follow like a you know,
like a certain company or anything. I follow certa into
like athletes in the sport, and I follow them for
the duration of their entirety and has your.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Mood about ruined by the outcome of a match?

Speaker 13 (34:20):
No, Actually, I try to mess with everybody else's emotions.
So I've been at wrestling matches heckling everybody else.

Speaker 10 (34:27):
Oh, it's like, I.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Want John Ceda to win, and I'm yelling John Cena
doesn't care about you.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Now.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
As a wrestling fan, which is WWE the best one,
like the best league or whatever it's called. That's that's
the thing.

Speaker 13 (34:38):
That's why I can't subscribe to any of them, because
I think all the leagues have their own problems, and
each one has their bad storylines and they have their
bad wrestlers. So I just follow certain particular wrestlers like
Cody Roads and WW I've been a big fan of
Cody Rhads for about the last ten plus years, so
I will follow him.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Not as crazy about you know, like ONNG like travels
for John Nation.

Speaker 13 (35:00):
I've been a John Cena hater since the early two thousands.
I saw him when he was an indie wrestler and
I hated him back then.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Well, mass was on the scene for WWE WrestleMania at
Allegiant Stadium there in Vegas. And who else did you
run it?

Speaker 8 (35:14):
Well, they do, like you said, they do these big
side conventions, meet and greets, photo opportunities. Were all these
old guys who can barely stand. We'll get up there
and sign autographs for for people. You know, you're a
you're a Steiner Brothers, your Hack Chug, Jim Duggan. Hell yeah,
Don Fry was at one. And Don Fry, for folks
who don't know, didn't do much pro wrestling as much

(35:35):
as he did UFC. But there's a lot of a
crossover there, and he was like the early UFC. He
was champion of UFC eight back when they didn't have
like real trained mixed martial artists, when it was just
here's a guy in a karate outfit versus a bouncer
from the bar next door. Yeah, so I don as
you can hear here, has a very interesting voice and

(35:55):
background some of like the original UFCS and all these
other fights, like the original Miss Martial Arts fight.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
And you were part of that right. Yeah, I had
a lot of fun beating people up. I guess right. Yeah,
you get paid for it too.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Don't have to go to jail in the UFC all
through ninety.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Six and then I got out. I did four years
for wrestling NW Japan for wrestling.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
So you're in Japan fighting, right? Why is Japan so
clean and so polite in your experience?

Speaker 19 (36:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I sure do like it, man, and the people there
are fantastic and they follow the rules. You know, they
cheat you good or they doctor?

Speaker 7 (36:35):
Do you have a trake tube?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
I don't think so. It's just hard right now? You
don't want to fight that guy?

Speaker 19 (36:42):
Oh no?

Speaker 8 (36:43):
Because and he's not tall these days. But you can
just tell my look at him that he's just built
of muscle and meat. And because he's as you're about
to hear, that's kind of how he got into the UFC.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Were you mostly just beating the hell out of people agains?

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
So see the size of your fish.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
I got little hands, all good and gracious, but two
or three of my fist.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, you got a little girl man's boy?

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Maybe I better stick to like I don't know, fencing
or something.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Well, I don't know, they got problems with your type.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Now, you don't think about stand up comedy, insult comedy.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Like dons.

Speaker 8 (37:22):
Called me both a woman and transgender there, yeah, like
Don Rickles. But yeah, it's one of those him and
Dan Severn, who apparently were friends back they wrestled into
I guess college together. Those dudes, like even though they're
in their sixties. Now, man, you just you don't mess
with guys like that because you said that's a dude.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, that is a dude. Yeah that's right. Yeah, between
Tom Selleck and Freddie Mercury, his next the size of
you might not want to compare him to Freddie Mercury.
Probably kick your ass all we'll see the best. Thank
you for the recamp of wressell me Board. Thank you
for all the insider Wrestle of course information.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
Wait did you see the viral video from the weekend?
Oh send it to minutes when when Allegiance Stadium empties out.
That's close to Mandolai Bayed Luxor and then circuit that
circus circus the medieval times place with healthy EXCaliber, Excalibur,
and so there's all these tens of thousands of people
that are stuck because you can't cross certain points of
the strip if you go up these escalators. Yes, and

(38:23):
then went outside escaliber who got so stuck and jammed
that wrestling fans were trying to run up the down
escalator because they were stuck in a bottleneck at the bottom, you.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Know, yeah, and you know they're super fit.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Oh wait, So there's a video from the top of
the escalator of all these wrestling fans and they can't
get to the tops of like they're like throwing their
merchandiseing up tough.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Because that's what's keeping them from making them that's.

Speaker 17 (38:48):
What's lowed them down. Oh my god, I'm so fabulous.
I can't stand at ship.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Woody show again. If you're just tuning in and you
were at the after hours takeover, thank you so much
for doing that. What a great time. I mean, I
can't believe we're thanking you for going to such a
cool thing. You should be thanking us.

Speaker 7 (39:10):
Really, you're welcome.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
My phone yesterday. So many text messages, no, I know,
We've got a lot of on social and stuff, very
nice messages, even the people leaving the comments on the video,
the recap video that menus posted on our Instagram.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
But we just appreciate having everybody out there and all
the nice things that people were saying. And like we
mentioned before, it's it's funny because we sit in this
room and you don't see anybody who's listening. You don't
even know like anybody hearing this is anybody out there. Yeah,
And then you go to something like that and it's
a whole park full of people that listen. Yea, yeah,
and it's a it's really cool to see. So and

(39:44):
thanks again to Disney for making that happen. What a
cool experience. That was our fifth after hours takeover ever.
And then we also mentioned to you in the last hour,
how now we're going to be doing a cruise, a
Disney cruise to Alaska aboard the Disney Wonder, which is

(40:05):
a great ship. I've sailed on that ship before I
learned you don't call it a boat, Greg, No, it's
a ship. Yeah, because the people who work on said ship,
especially the captain, when people go, well how long have
you been on the boat, they go, this is not
a boat, it's a ship.

Speaker 12 (40:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
You can yet you say sale, which is interesting in
the right cruise world. Yeah, no sale because it's not
a sale, right, but you can call it that. But anyway,
you'll have a chance to win a Disney Alaska Cruiser.
There's a whole week coming up, not till like the
end of May, but we're going to be doing a
whole week of shows from the Disney Wonder on our

(40:41):
way to and from Alaska in fact. Yeah, so that's
our next big thing. Plus we got the Woody Show
problem coming up in June. A lot of cool, exciting
things happening here around all ninety eighty seven and the
Woody Ship. And it's another new hour in sensitive training
for a politically correct world. On this Wednesday morning, it

(41:03):
is April to twenty third, twenty twenty five. I'm hoody.
That's Greg Gory. Good morning. How you feeling this morning?

Speaker 10 (41:11):
Menace?

Speaker 12 (41:11):
Good?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Are we got two hundred thousand followers on social media?

Speaker 6 (41:15):
Doubted?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
Let me take Let me tell.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Yeah on Instagram? What else has to happen? Really close?

Speaker 6 (41:24):
One hundred and fifty eight away?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yep?

Speaker 6 (41:27):
I don't know if we have that many people listening
in that have Instagram.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
But we can try who are not already following us?

Speaker 8 (41:34):
People, there's your ceiling at some point, and that's where
there's where we are tapped out one hundred ninety nine thousand,
eight hundred and forty two.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
We can get there, you guys. We can get there.
So if you're not following the Woodies show yet on Instagram,
please make sure you're doing that. We're still trying to
make MENACE's dream come true of hitting two hundred thousand
on Instagram.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
Nice round number.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
There's Gina grad hic seabasses here. You got Sammy Morgan's
taking your calls eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you
can send us a text over to two to nine
eighty seven. Some of these trending news headlines coming up
for you this hour. And we got a brand new
Redneck News. So what do you show if you paint
for your honeymoon with marlborol Mouth.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
That's ritt Nick News.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
And today's Redneck News. This comes to us from Ninevah,
New York. It's a upstate New York and this one
it's got a lot of moving parts. This thirty eight
year old fellow, his name is Mark Banks. He got
arrested for having sex with a cow. Oh, and I'll
explain how the cops caught him here in a second,
but when they questioned him, he said that he's worked

(42:39):
on a farm for twenty two years and did a
quote out of my own free will. He explained that
he used a bucket to stand on otherwise the height difference,
and he said that didn't work at first, but like
a real go getter, he shifted the bucket and tried
again in great success. He had sex with a cow.
He does a quote, I did it because of a
sexual urge, but I did not jaculate. Oh good, a

(43:01):
lot of information. That's like I smoked weed, but I
didn't inherit it right. Anyway, he got arrested charge with
sexual misconduct. So there's that poor. Now here's how the
cops found out about Mark and the cow. I wouldn't testimony.
They arrested his twenty seven year old brother, Christopher for
child pornography.

Speaker 18 (43:19):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
He and Mark share an apartment, so when the cops
sees and searched the electronics, they founded a video, an
old video of Mark bang and the cow. You gotta
get it on tape. Their parents must be psyched. Christopher
obviously in bigger trouble than Mark. He was charged with
possession material depicting a sexual performance by a child, and
he lost his job working at the local school cafeteria.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
Oh my god, Greg as the parents of these children,
if you were in that situation, you just tap out right.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yeah, they're dead to you. Yeah, that's from back and
forward ninevah, New York. That is thirty eight year old
Mark Banks who got busted for col sex because his
brother got busted for child pornography. You just own them
and change your name. Yeah, today's red nick. You volunteer
and take them out. That's what you do now. And

(44:10):
you guys are crapping on me for AI girlfriends.

Speaker 8 (44:12):
But maybe that could have prevented this sort of AI cows.
What are they doing this for? Because number one, they're
mentally deranged, but also lonely.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Yeah, hey, also can classy you keeping a classy news?
There are videos online these people are upset with Walmart
because you know how they lock everything up yep, in
the cabinets and stuff. Some locations and aisles are all locked.
Well now they're even locking up the meat.

Speaker 20 (44:37):
What.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Yeah, they're not like in a locked case. They're in
these tiny wire cages that need to be unlocked to
the register I put out a picture of what it
looks like.

Speaker 21 (44:45):
That looks so sad and oh so you can take
it with you. Oh it's not getting help. But they
it's like a big like that mesh tied out you
might have in the back of your truck or something.
That's because you're still steal you ticket, Yeah, wire cutters
or or the good old angle grinder that Sea Best.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Says at some locations have been doing this for a
few years, and they're rolling out at more and more stores,
especially the stores where people are stealing more.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
I mean, how dare they? Yeah, so obviously this didn't
happen when we were kids. No, what can we do
to stop it?

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Do you think?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I think enforce the law. And so when people get
busted stealing your nose, just like watch, you know, watch
as they walk out with or meat, the cars and stuff.

Speaker 11 (45:25):
Maybe allow security to intervene, yeah, and not fire them
when they do intervene.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Well, here's how one woman reacted when she saw the
new locked up meat. Maybe it's when you know it is, babe,
when you go manage a gates so you don't steal
baby meats, old girl, it's got to be bad.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Lord, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
This got's to be bad and all Jesus said it perfectly.
She did, she got to the bottom the problem she did.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
This is bad, old girl, it's got to be bad.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Load Jesus to be bad.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Loa, Jesus. Not good, it's bad.

Speaker 8 (45:58):
Given the Bible used to cut your hand off if
you stole something. Oh yeah, let's go back to the Bible.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Good morning. What he showed Dustin here from couple Texas.
I just want to shout at my wife Nicolette for
being the best wife ever. Babe, stole your meat? A babe?
Is that sweet?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
That is the sweetest. It's kind of gross, but I mean,
I know you show so the the dude who plays
center for the Philadelphia Eagles, his name is Cam Jurgens.
He just signed a new four year contract extension for

(46:39):
sixty eight million dollars and he's already got some plans
for some of that money. Greg, Huh, guess what he
wants to do? What was he going to spend his
money on? And he guesses around the room. Yeah, like
some sort of some sort of mechanism that lets him
take a money bath.

Speaker 11 (46:55):
Or yeah, fill a pool with gold coins and go
swim ill. How about some interesting vehicle, like a of
those batmobile type things.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
All right, uh huh, it's a legit.

Speaker 7 (47:05):
Guess i'd say safe bonds and investments bonds.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
No, he says, quote, I feel like I fly a lot,
so I might look into TSA pre check. Oh, I
think that sounds like a good idea. I'm kind of
tired of waiting in line, so I think I can
afford that. I think I'm going to look into TSA
pre check next and see if I can get that done.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
About this guy, you can handle that, he's going to
be taking advantage.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
You've still never signed up for TSARE check. I don't
fly enough to merit it.

Speaker 7 (47:34):
Well, you have a sixty eight millionaire.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yeah, if you, if you fly at least once per year, right,
I think it's worth it because it's only what eighty bucks? Yeah,
it's good for five years. I still haven't even gotten
a real idea yet. I mean, it's just Jesus Christ.
I have the passport. I can just bring that with
me when I fly. And remember the last time we
were at the airport together, Woodie, who was in there

(47:57):
sitting down waiting for you at the pre check line.
That is an anomaly. And also the reason that you
were waiting is because they had to go through my bag.

Speaker 8 (48:05):
Right, Well, I could say the obvious answer here is
that by getting TSA pre check or a real ID,
that is an indication and a commitment to doing more flying,
which Greig wants to avoid as much as possible.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, my dream is to be on the no fly list.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
I was talking Craig the other day about how it's
going to take another flight, and then he immediately goes
to death exactly.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
I'll think about it. So we're gonna be traveling here
next month, right right, and you'll have to do it's
a one flight, two flights, three flights one this one thing.
Oh believe me. I've been obsessing about it since it's
been on the books. So there's three flights right there
where that would come in handy the TSA preaching. That's
just for one thing. You've got five years I get

(48:45):
to the airport early enough to do. Greg.

Speaker 8 (48:48):
You need to watch this the new HBO season of
the rehearsal. It's this Nathan Fielder show. Just saw the
previous because it's all about flight safety and okay, it's
a legit spoiler, but no one cares. The whole first
episode is about how most plane accidents are just pilots
dicking around.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yeah, stop the plane, it's pilot error, just like talking
when the plane. I want to I still want to
figure out a way to be put on the no
fly list without having to do any jail time.

Speaker 7 (49:17):
Oh that's the question.

Speaker 8 (49:18):
Well, terroristic threats are a good way.

Speaker 11 (49:20):
Yeah, then you get a hefty fine. You probably go
to jail.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Maybe, great goodness, you know.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
I got you, baby. You're going to be in the
right head space.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
With the ambient and get ambient to get naked.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
They'll give you a ticket.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
You probably get jail time. One of the trending news
headlines this morning Gina Graan, Well.

Speaker 7 (49:37):
Pope Francis's body has been moved into position for a
public viewing. His funeral is scheduled for Saturday in Saint
Peter's Square, with lots of world leaders coming through, including
President Trump. There's going to be a nine day period
of official morning following the funeral. And now the Catholic
Church is gearing up to choose its next leader. The
Conclave that's where the cardinals get together in Rome to

(49:57):
vote on the new pope. There's that's supposed to happen
around on May sixth. There are one hundred and thirty
five voting cardinals and most were actually appointed by Francis.
There's a few front runners, but mostly names none of
us have ever heard of. And they'll make that decision soon.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Yeah, the people are there's a pop for one last time.
This is the poster goes to the pope. Yeah, yes, please,
he made a reporting.

Speaker 16 (50:23):
Yes please come and bye in saodbyes to the pop
the and then.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
We elect a new pump.

Speaker 6 (50:32):
He's going to be.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I don't care how he is. He may be my
Asian guy, he may be a black guy. Cool. He
is still gonna sound like it is. I'm just letting
you guys know. Every pope has to have a same
a sound, had to wear a sama dumba.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
Hats or I says this.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Yeah, the Popemobile was impressed. You were working like right
up till you died. And that's the way you want
to do. That's the way I gotta says you want
to be. You'll need to work until you die and
thank you for not dying on Easter. Yes, sir, well,
I point I want to make sure to hire. Holy
holiday was not about me. It's about the Jesus. I
can if I could die in a rise on the
next day. I don't know if he actually might have

(51:10):
guide at that event that he went to. For the
last couple of years, every time I'm just to roll
around before I open my mouth. You were thinking maybe
I just the cars, but I not. But no, I
was having a hard time of breathing. But now that
I'm a golf the pope, no problem. What's happening like, Pope? Oh,
it's a beautiful every think it's a white so white

(51:32):
to clothes and it's Greg's dead talk there. Oh here
he is. Oh, baby, Greg, would you like to say
to you, I'll be here. He gets to eat all
the babies aboard to the babies they come to have it,

(51:52):
and the Rex get to eat them.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Yeah, exactly. A woman has filed a fifty plus million
dollar lawsuit against NFL Hall of Famer and TV personality
Shannon Sharp, accusing him of rape, physical abuse, and violent threats.
Sharp responded by accusing the woman's attorney, Tony Buzby, of
orchestrating a shakedown and targeting black men. So Buzzby is
a big trial lawyer. He's known for repping clients in

(52:20):
high profile cases like lawsuits against jay Z, Deshaun Watson, Diddy,
and Sharpe says he's got the receipts, text messages, other
things that prove the relationship was totally consensual, that this
is just a chick looking for a payday.

Speaker 8 (52:34):
She's a freaky chick. If you read those text messages.
Oh yeah, it's not gonna help her a little.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Nasty, but that's like this.

Speaker 8 (52:40):
What they say is that you could do beat, you
could be nasty ninety nine times, and if you say
no one time, then that's you know, that's the crime obviously.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Bitches, right, I think we're gonna find this is.

Speaker 8 (52:49):
Gonna be a Trevor Bauer situation where they were both
super into it and it got a little too rough.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
Little out of hand.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (52:56):
Well, Tesla just had a rough first quarter with fewer
cars and more competition from China and Europe, not to
mention the backlash from Elon's involvement with the whole Doge thing,
which he says he's going to step down, step back
from now, by the way, focus more on running Tesla again.

Speaker 11 (53:10):
Well, I had a limited run anyway, it was supposed
to be like a one hundred nigh exactly appointment.

Speaker 7 (53:14):
Well that seemed to have helped a little, because Tesla's
stock bounced back five percent after hours. Looking ahead, Tesla
plans to roll out a cheaper model Y and launch
a driverless robotaxi service in Austin by June. He even
is talking about full service self drive full excuse me,
full self driving cars hitting the roads by the end

(53:35):
of next year. That's wishful thinking, though, especially since Tesla's
autonomous tax is still under investigation.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Still being used by Sea Bass to this day, Thank
you very much. Oh, the Tesla cyber truck full driving.
It's super weak because if you like start to not
look at your at the road, it's got a little
camera and it says, yeah, bitch, is that job week?

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Yeah, my car does that too.

Speaker 8 (53:54):
Can we get like a googly eyeglasses it's watching you. Yeah,
there's a camera on the data right above the speedometer.
Oh crazy, And so like if in my car will
do the same thing if you have it, Yeah, if
you have the second and that's like you should be
sure it'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Uh, driver distraction, even if you're looking over at the radio,
it'll go ing the driver distraction.

Speaker 7 (54:14):
It's the point of an autonomous car. Then it's your
business where I'm.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
So you don't have to put your hands out, and
then yeah, this is very you're still even Are you
serious though, because with the autonomous driving, they say, you're
still supposed to be paying attention.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I want to be. You don't have sleeping it's not
for that.

Speaker 7 (54:30):
That's the thing, like Mena said, is going is sitting
at ten and two? So hard?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Just do that?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Do that? That's what I tried. I try, But I
also want to play games.

Speaker 6 (54:37):
Oh Sea Bass. How is the haters doing lately? Because
the car truck I parked my car in the garage
for like four days. Those haters, which to be more specific,
check in with anybody.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
So the people who said that I can't park my
car here overnight for no reason other than it's a
cyber truck, as we've proven, that's a lie because Menace
parks his car for days and days and days and
gets no notes that I do. Yeah, yeah, they I
They've they've scared me off. They don't need my business anymore.
And right now too, I have a a rental car
in there to so I have two vehicles inside. Oh
you trying a bunch of notices saying.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
That it's against the tickets all over the face. So
I said, just cover up the camera, put some tape
over it. Well, if you do that, then the features
that you want to use won't work. Yeah, no, that's
probably for the best. And after it diged me four times,
it turned off self driving. See how they get you see?
And even if my camera wasn't quote covered up, I
had this steering wheel. I guess at the height in
where I was sitting that the steering wheels kind of

(55:28):
blocking its viewers my eyes with one hand up and
so it would it would say like go, So you
had I had to like either adjust the seat or
just the height of the steering wheel.

Speaker 7 (55:37):
You see, driver, get off my ass?

Speaker 18 (55:40):
All right.

Speaker 7 (55:40):
Well, if you've got federal student loans in default, heads
up collections are starting back up May fifth. The government
had paused all that during the pandemic, but it's back
now for around five point three million borrowers. So what
does that mean? So if you haven't made a payment
in two hundred and seventy days, the government can now
garnish your wages, take your tax refund and with holes
social Security benefits. But there are options to get out

(56:02):
of default, so you can do things like rehab your
own loan by making nine on time payments or reach
out to the Default Resolution Group for help.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
But hey, you have a college degree, so you should
be able to get out there and get a high
paying job. Right, is that the way it works? Crazy?
Is not the way they sell it to everybody, like, oh, hey,
come get a college education. You'll be out there making
a ton of money for communications. Is worth something? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (56:26):
Oh no, Well that's what's going on.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Ready, all right, thank you very much, Gina grad Quick
break more Woody Show, Next.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Show, Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
We'll be right back the Woody Show. All right, welcome back.
So there are only eighty five TGI Friday's locations left

(56:55):
in the entire country.

Speaker 10 (56:57):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
I want to cheesecake factory for the first time in forever. Yeah,
in the past week. And it was good. I got
like some it was pasta de Bill harb something whatever
was and that was really good.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
Size with I never go because it is always popping,
because I don't want to wait for anything.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Yeah, I mean it was basally we waited maybe twenty
twenty five minutes for a table. Yeah, but that was
on a Friday night.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
Fridays.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Man like that.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
Fridays though, where everybody would go on a Friday or
Saturday and it was passed they were open every day. Actually,
yeah they were, but it was Friday Saturday. Like my
whole neighborhood would go there like a club or nightclub
sort of. Yeah, pretty much neighbor bar.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
At least.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
I've been ejected from one for being too wasted. My
buddy Long Islands, My buddy used to bartend there. Oh
did you do all the flips and stuff?

Speaker 7 (57:49):
That's where they learned it.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Yeah, they used to have big competitions, like the Friday
bartenders would go to like some centralized competition somewhere.

Speaker 7 (57:56):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
They all do that because I don't remember them. Yeah, bottles, Yeah,
it was a big thing. They filed for bankruptcy last year.
They sold a bunch of their corporate owned locations to
franchisees to turn things around, rebuild the brand, stabilize operations.
They're now rolling out a new value menu along with
some other updates to bring the customers back.

Speaker 11 (58:16):
Well, they tried that with the appetizer thing. Remember you
select whatever appetizers you wanted and it was unlimited. Oh
that's right, kept bringing did you have an app pass?
At one point Sea Bass didn't they have unlimited?

Speaker 6 (58:27):
Was that like Chili's or something?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Though? Now there was one for Fridays because then they
power ranked.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
All the I went there one time and it was like,
I don't think you had to be an app though
necessarily it was just like their promotion for all you
can appetize or whatever.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:40):
Yeah, they got to do whatever Chili's is doing with TikTok.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yeah. Yeah, because whatever that is, that's worked. Yeah. Yeah,
Like why would I why would you go to a
TGF Fridays these days? At this point? I mean, you know,
over the atmosphere already, it's like we get it. We
can't hold stuff and we get.

Speaker 8 (58:59):
I mean it was Jack Dane, right, that was old
in nineteen ninety eight or two thousand whatever they made
office space.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Yeah so much.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
I'm going through the archive of audio to see if
I have any TGI Friday's Bartender audio. No stuff from
like when you whatever you had. I think that was
not I didn't record in the audio, Okay, one thing
that stands out in my memory is I thought you
were testing to see like just how far you can
get with the appetizers or something. I forget what we

(59:26):
just talked about. It the loaded potato skins. Member, dude,
never sleep?

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Yeah, how can we save Fridays? Like, what's the big idea?

Speaker 3 (59:34):
I don't know. I mean, then they got to have.

Speaker 6 (59:38):
I think, like something like crazy unique menu, like I
don't know, like the Monster Burger where it's like fifteen
patties or something like that.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
That's gonna be enough to get people there all the time.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
Yeah, yeah, but it'll give you I don't see that.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
They'll get you awareness on social media though. How about
they just do things where the food is consistent and good,
good service is friendly, and you have something at the
table where you can just you know, you know, pay
your bill without waiting for somebody. Yeah, let's start there.
How about really good wings and scantily clad servers. Yeah.

(01:00:18):
Remember fud Rockers. That was another one. Yeah, because when
you started talking about burger ideas like fud Ruckers rule.

Speaker 7 (01:00:25):
Yes, and the cheese sauce.

Speaker 22 (01:00:27):
Yeah, dude, they're.

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
Trying to bring it back.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Love food Rockers. The old spaghetti factory. That place ruled. Yeah,
I still go to that. There's still a couple ofs,
just not a ton of them, but the way there were.

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
Yeah, is macaroni grill still a thing?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Waiter.

Speaker 10 (01:00:44):
I loved macaroni. And they would write their name upside
on your table. Yes, and they sit there and play tikta.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. Thank you for being here giving
us some of your valuable time today. Appreciate that moddie.
That's Greg Gory. We got Menace, Hi, Gina Gratis here,
SeaBASS is right, and y'all, yeah boy, there's Sammy Mortgan's
here taking your calls. Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,

(01:01:25):
you can send us a text over to two to
nine eighty seven. Vonds here. We got bored. We got
Menji holding down the Woody Show production department. Man, we
got to do a pretty cool thing earlier this week,
the Woodies Show after Hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park.
Pretty cool thing is a lifelong Disney fan, right, I
you know, had a moment where I was walking around

(01:01:45):
by myself and you go meet up with my wife
and kids, at the event and I was walking by,
and you know, I kind of had a moment, right
I realized what was going on. I saw like the
Woody Show logo up in cars Land, and yeah, and
I realized that these are all listeners to my show,
and I can't believe we're really doing this. This is

(01:02:07):
what I mean. How many times that you've been to
Disney or whatever, doesn't matter. I mean, it's just a
it's a nostalgia thing for me. Disney always has been,
and then as I got to be an adult, got
to go more and more, and uh, to have that
experience is it's pretty great. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Definitely
one of the coolest things I would say that I've
I've gotten to experience. I mean, just the the whole

(01:02:28):
thing of you know, having the run of the park. Now,
is it the coolest thing I've ever done? I can't
say it's the coolest thing I've ever done. Because the
coolest thing I've ever done, and this is the question
for the room and for people listening, witness the birth
of your children. No, No, that's not it. Finding out
what love is by far the coolest thing I've ever done.

(01:02:51):
I've told this story before is when I got to
take a flight with the Thunderbirds. The US Air Force
invited me to take a ride with the Thunderbirds. They
were coming to town for an air show and it
was me. I was living in Saint Louis at the time.
It was me, a player from the Saint Louis Cardinals,
and a player from the Saint Louis Blues. We were

(01:03:12):
the three people that they invited and we got to
go up and fly with those guys, which was incredible.
What an experience. Yeah, I can't imagine. I told the
story before, so by far, that is the coolest thing
I've ever gotten.

Speaker 7 (01:03:25):
You didn't pass out, no of the three of us.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
I was the last person to go. Oh yeah, you
know they did over the course of three days, so
one person per day, and so they told me I
was the only person out of the three that did
not pass out and or vomit. Wow, because I followed
all the instructions they sent over. They sent over all
these things like two weeks out, week and a half out,
one week out, forty hours twenty four hours day of

(01:03:48):
what you're supposed to do or not do, and I
followed it because I didn't want to ruin the experience. Yeah,
so once in a lifetime opportunity.

Speaker 8 (01:03:55):
What is good at like study and doing things properly
that he's into, Like, he's very good for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
While look at the flight training stuff. I mean, I
was never into studying. Look at you now, and now
it's all I do. I have notebooks and I'm taking
notes and I'm like doing all these gracious reader, now, yeah,
look at that coolest thing you've ever gotten to due
Gina grad Well.

Speaker 7 (01:04:15):
I really I do have to say that the takeover
is right up there unbelievable. But if I'm really looking
at big picture, at least from my adulthood, I got
to say, because I'm not much of a daredevil, jumping
off the stratosphere in Las Vegas is one of the
greatest things I've ever done.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
That's cool. I definitely want to do that. I've seen
where you it's like a bungee jump thing.

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
Yeah, it's a jump all the way down. Actually you
don't go back up, and it is. It was this
is probably the scariest thing I've ever done. And there
were a couple of tears and then I just stepped
off the plank and it was the greatest feeling in
the world.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Really cool. Have you ever gotten skydiving?

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Would you?

Speaker 8 (01:04:52):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
You should? I think I would. Yeah, now I think
I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
It's fun.

Speaker 7 (01:04:56):
Yeah, I'd love to do that. Tandem.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I don't trust myself to paul on No, no, no, no,
you don't want to do a static line jump. If
for anybody who's listening who's never done it and you're
interested in it, don't waste your time with static line.
If you're going to do it, do it tandem. That's
where they have somebody who's strapped to you on your
back and then they're just with you. They know exactly
what they're doing. So if you do pass out or whatever,
no big deal. They got you. Yeah, but we do

(01:05:19):
that or base jumping, because the static line is the
one end is tied to your parachute pack. The other
end of that is tied still to the plane, and
so when you when in exhaust itself, it pulls the
shoot oh okay, and so you don't get that free
fall experience, which is the whole point.

Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Ye Like, if you just want to experience like what
a parachute might feel like, do like, I don't know what,
what do they call it parasailing?

Speaker 7 (01:05:44):
Oh I don't that's not the same.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
It's cool, it's fun, but like, the whole point of
jumping out of the plane is the free fall, right,
That's so cool. Coolest thing you've ever done, Greggory.

Speaker 11 (01:05:55):
I think it's because I get so geeked out about
seeing how TV works and stuff. So Menace was part
of this. I was such a huge fan of that
show The Middle and starring Patricia Heaton, my good friend Patty.
We got to the set in which we thought was
going to be, you know, kind of your basic tour.

(01:06:15):
Oh no, it was so much more than that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Got to watch them film, sat down with the entire
cast in the set of the house in the dining
room of the house, had lunch with the entire cast
that was so hot to them for a couple hours,
and then watched the sat in director's chairs with a
script in our hands and a headset and watched them film.
It was surreal. It was so cool. Mega geeked out

(01:06:39):
about that. But we also took a tour and we
got to hang out on the set of The Goldbergs.
That was awesome. Back when we were both really into
that show and met the kid. It was really cool.
Met the mom that was really fun. Yeah, but like
walk through the house and it was so that kind
of stuff. It just geeks me out beyond belief how
it's done, how it's done, seeing the grips, seeing how

(01:07:00):
they film, seeing how they have stunt doubles. If they
just have to do a tripping scene, it's just so cool.
It was awesome. Yeah, I mean that's how I felt too,
like with the the experience with Mayans. Yeah, oh yeah,
being a part of it, it's exactly And you know
how like when you get shot, like all the stuff
or they put the packs quibbs, the squibs. Yeah, they

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they wire you up and the next thing I know,
like my chest is exploding, fake blood everywhere. Yeah, like
how to fall like it's just the whole how it
works and how it comes together, and then seeing the
final project.

Speaker 11 (01:07:36):
And then seeing in person it almost looks kind but
when you see it on TV, yes, looks bigger cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Wait what do you did not have a stunt double
for your falling over? Well no, in fact, they did
bring a guy in who looked just like me for
the scene where because I was a member of the
Sons of Anarchy in Mayan's MC that was on FX
and my character everybody mean, everybody eyes. In that show,
my character meets his death from Edward James Almost's character

(01:08:05):
was we double a sad off double barrel shotgun. So
he comes out of the kitchen. I shoot at him.
He shoots at me, blows my chest out with this
double barrel shotgun, and I'm supposed to fall right and
like face first, like just drop because he just got
killed by this double barrel shotgun. And the guy who's
the show runner and director, he's like, hey, man, I
think you can just do this because we don't we

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don't need we don't don't you just want to do
it yourself. I'm like, dude, whatever you want. I was
just happy to, you know, be a part of it.
And he's like, all right, so here's here's the thing.
When people die. The thing I don't like about these
Hollywood stunt guys is that they get shot and they
flail then they drop. He goes, dude, and this guy
has a pretty badass, you know, dark background, used to

(01:08:49):
be part of a gang, and the whole thing like that,
he goes, when people get shot, he goes. It's like
somebody takes a pair of like gardening shears to your
spine boom, and you just drop. There is no flailers. No,
you just like it like it's like just pull the plug.
It's not like you wind down. You just drop. He goes,
that's what I want you to do. I go cool.
So they had me go in the other room with
a couple of the coordinators and we just practice. You say,

(01:09:12):
you got it, dude. It hurts because it's a hardwood floor.
You're in this house. You know where the scene is
taking place. It's hardwood floors at wrestling map you no, no, no,
there's a little area rug, but it's you know when
it's my fat ass falling, you know. Yeah. It was
uh man, it was cool. It was It was really cool.
And to be shot by Edward James almost, I know,

(01:09:33):
really menace. What about you? The coolest thing you ever
got to do?

Speaker 6 (01:09:36):
Man, it's tough because I try to have a good
time all the time. But maybe it's like a smoky
we with stoop Dog was pretty cool. At his at
his compound, like where he basically lives. It wasn't a house.
It was like a straight up like almost warehouse. Yeah,
that was one of the items on MENACE's birthday list.

(01:09:58):
And I'm not just saying like just so we took
a quick puff. I'm talking about we were in there
for like six hours straight smoking weed. Felt like Yeah,
it was like as long as my army and the
Menace came right to work after that. Yeah, and he
had an ashtray guy, which was that's what I learned
about an ashtray guy where a guy came in with

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like thirteen different ashtrays and Stoop picked him out.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Oh yeah, that was a dude who cuts my hair
and hammer and nail. Is Snoop's current ashtray guy? Oh nice?

Speaker 6 (01:10:29):
Sweet?

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Yeah, because I mentioned that story because you're talking about Stop,
I was like, oh yeah, and I show him the
picture of you with Snoop. He goes out, my boy
works for Stoop right now. I go, oh, yeah, what's
he doing? He goes, man, he got these I said,
I heard about the ash trays. He goes it, pays
real good.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
And like points out where he wants to down. That
was cool. I had a lot of fun just recently
kicking a field goal at the super Dome. They allowed
me just like it was empty and just like kicking that.
Our our friends that own a Lamborghini dealership, they'd let
me take out one of the cars and just let
it rip. That was pretty cool. I don't know, it's

(01:11:06):
hard to even remember some of this. Your wife, Oh
yeah about that are Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
That was cool.

Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
What about falling in love menace?

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
That was cool?

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
Talk about wedding?

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Yeah, consummating your marriage. Yeah, for the first time, Sea Bass,
coolest thing you've ever gotten to do.

Speaker 8 (01:11:23):
I know it's a cliche since movie Office Space when
Lawrence says two chicks at the same time, but.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
He really is, okay, what what's second?

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
So was going to jump the gun and say he
was going to say that.

Speaker 8 (01:11:34):
Here's what second. No, no, no, no, I'm not saying
just any chicks. We've hinted this before because there's this
artwork that was somebody made about it. But I went
to a concert with adult film star Riley Reid, an
adult film star Envy Melee, and we had a great,
great time at florences On the Machine of all things.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Enjoyed music.

Speaker 8 (01:11:52):
We just enjoyed music and it was odd. Okay, I
haven't really talked about this story in depth. But it
was odd because Ryley read this before she had her
kid and all that stuff. Spent the entire again, not
two live crew, not Trippy red forlors in the Machines,
spent the entire concert grinding on me, like forty five year.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
Old wine ladies pr wine ladies, Like, look at it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
I'm like, what am I supposed to do? It's like
one of the greatest porn stars of all time doing
this to me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Guys. I died happy that day.

Speaker 6 (01:12:24):
Wow, she's back too. I've seen her pop up on
social media.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Yes, she should be. She died. She's so lucky. Yeah,
what would be number two on your list?

Speaker 8 (01:12:33):
Okay, I'm not even like, I know it's funny, but
that's like, that was so awesome. I'm like literally smiling
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
This is really cool, Literally the cool.

Speaker 8 (01:12:42):
I didn't know who Riley read was before I met her.
She was just like a friend of a friend and
we're like walking around and be like and like, guys,
You're like, hey, can I get a.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Picture with you?

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
Yeah, she's like one of the most famous.

Speaker 8 (01:12:49):
She's this year's this decade, is Jenner Jamison or whatever? Yeah, yeah,
insanely famous. I probably know if I saw her vagina.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Yeah, yeah, right A second to that. I don't know, man,
that's about it.

Speaker 8 (01:13:01):
Like as the pinnacle Forget Truck was awesome, Yeah, but
I was that was that took such a long time.
That was four years coming coming, so that wasn't as
big a boom. I mean, you got to play a
cop in the blind side, yeah, but I was like
that was it was just an extra to know what
I was doing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Ok Yeah, I mean, all right, sammy, coolest thing you've
ever gotten to do.

Speaker 10 (01:13:21):
Mine's gonna track so hard for me. We're gonna make
fun of me.

Speaker 9 (01:13:23):
But when I held a hummingbird out in the wild
was like the coolest.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
I know, you're like, oh, it.

Speaker 9 (01:13:30):
Sounds lame, but it's not, because how often would you
ever get to hold a hummingbird just without trying, not
having like oh I'm gonna have like call it over
with this sugar water or whatever, all these different things
that you can try and do or go to a
sanctuary or something.

Speaker 10 (01:13:43):
I literally it was on the ground. It slid down
off a trash.

Speaker 9 (01:13:46):
Can, and I thought like, oh, I hope it's okay.
I thought it was stunned or something. But it was
still awake, and I kind of just nudged it with
my finger and it hopped right on my finger.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Oh my god, that's the coolest. That was your grandpa,
You're like, why right.

Speaker 9 (01:14:00):
I was like a Disney princess for a minute, like
that's the closest I've ever got. And I held it
on my finger and it chilled for a while, decided
that it was gonna, you know, fly away at a
certain point, and it flew and it like kind of
hit a window and slid back down, and I was like,
dude again, So then I just I just slid my
finger right underneath it, and it hopped right back on
and then I walked carrying it over to like near

(01:14:21):
a tree.

Speaker 10 (01:14:22):
And just sat there until it got to the tree.
But it liked me and it trusted me, and I
was like, oh babe, wow, And that's the coolest thing.

Speaker 9 (01:14:32):
Very cool because it's not something that really happens often, right,
Like you can't pay to do it. It's not like
an experience that you could kind of like wiggle your
way into.

Speaker 10 (01:14:43):
It just happened so naturally, and it really was like
being a Disney princess.

Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
Sammy founded terminally ill hummingbird.

Speaker 10 (01:14:51):
Ended up being okay, it flew up into the tree
after all. I think it maybe was wondering to fly.

Speaker 18 (01:14:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
I saw some video recently on social media. They had
like a dove or something and they released it and
it flew across a highway and got taken out by
this truck. No, yeah, the funeral kind of thing, and
they're like there, so they're doing the whole thing, and
then the two family members throw these birds up in
the air and the one bird goes flying across and
then there comes this truck and boom. They're like, uh,

(01:15:19):
that did not just happen tracks for the funeral. That's
what I was expecting. When he said it flew into
the window, I thought I was gonna say, like, it
broke its neck, and why would that be one.

Speaker 10 (01:15:27):
Of the coolest moments of my life?

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Before that, Before that, the part before that where it
landed on you, right, that part was called that part.
So they talked to you a Disney grandma. Good well, fine, yeah, yeah, whatever,
I love it. Yeah. It was out in the woods
and you know, very magical, organic extreme.

Speaker 10 (01:15:46):
When I was leaving work that day, Oh, it was
literally right outside of our building. It was just bizarre
and really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
That's right and magical. Yeah, eighty four, Woody, you want
to do a last man standing on that? Oh yeah,
all right, okay, so that that'll be the topic. What's
the coolest thing you've ever done? Call in, share your
story with us, and then we'll take the next call
hear out that story. Whichever one we go around the

(01:16:13):
room and gets the most votes, that'll move on. We'll
hear another story, and that by the end of the segment,
by the end of the time that we have allotted
for this, whoever has the best story will win a prize.
That sounds good, So, coolest thing you've ever done? People
like to hear about cool things the other people have done.
Maybe you get an idea for you know, maybe, hey,
you know what, that sounds pretty cool? I like to
I'd like to jump off the stratosphere. Yeah, keep your

(01:16:34):
eyes up, birds, I'd like to be astray guy to
porn stars at a Florence and the Machines concert. Think
eight forty four, wood call, now, what's the coolest thing
you've ever done? Eight seven seven forty four?

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
What is this?

Speaker 6 (01:16:52):
Is mony?

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Like alea, So what's the coolest thingep You've ever done?
Eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven
forty four Woody. On the text, somebody says true story.
I was sixteen years old in Vegas with my family
for New Year's and I ran over my cousin's abusive
husband with his own car.

Speaker 7 (01:17:16):
Oh hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
And when the compture called, they realized how much of
a douchebag you truly wasn't let me go? No consequences whatsoever.

Speaker 7 (01:17:22):
We have a ways.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
Yeah, all right, So the way Last Man Standing works,
we set the topic, in this case, what's the coolest
thing you've ever done? And then on the phones you
call in, you share your story. We hear the first
one and the second one, decide which out of the
two sticks around, and we just keep doing that till
the end of the segment, which everyone's left. At the end,
they will be the winner and give themselves a prize.

(01:17:48):
Let's go to how about uh, Carissa? Good morning, Carissa,
Carissa in morning? All right, we're doing great. All right,
So what's the coolest thing you've ever done?

Speaker 23 (01:18:00):
So my now husband and I traveled down to the
southernmost city in the Worldya and Patagonia and we crossed
the Drake Passage over to Antarctica with like twenty five
foot waves, and over in Antarctica we ended up getting married.
The ship had I know, I'll babe, the ship had

(01:18:21):
just someone conducting the ceremony and there were just penguins
waddling all around us. And we legally got married there.
And then afterwards we did a polar plunge in the
Antarctic waters.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
It was wow, how long can you stay in there?

Speaker 23 (01:18:38):
Not long at all? It really takes your breath away.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Yeah, o kidding half a second? God, I'm a cold
water ever do that? Yeah, Greg and I are never again? Yeah,
all right, CHRISA hang on one second. All right, So
she got married in Antarctica with penguins after coming the
most part of the world. So let's go to Matthew. Hey,
good morning, Matthew, good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
All right, So, what's the coolest thing you've ever done?

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
So my coolest thing, and it's definitely my proudest moment.
Everybody might not think it's cool, but I actually delivered
my now seven year old son at home in the bathtub,
just me and not with mom anymore. But his mom,
so delivered him all by myself.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
He was the plan was seven years old. And that's cool, now, okay,
I thought you gave year old.

Speaker 7 (01:19:32):
Was the plan for you to deliver?

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
She my yep, My ex was. She wanted to do
the all natural route and at home, and so I like,
looking back at it, it might have been one of
the dumbest things we've ever done. Also, but it did
the homework and the research and everything went well.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
And yes they're a doctor. Now okay, so who is
going to move on to the next round? What do
you stay together?

Speaker 14 (01:20:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
Definitely married with penguins.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Really the baby think.

Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
I don't even like the penguins one, but I'm voting
for that one.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
That one, Matthew, he delivered his own baby. What situation
would I rather be?

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
I have to do that, Chris, Chris is moving on. Hey, Matthew,
thank you for the call. Hey, one last question. Did
you get to chew the court off with your teeth?
Not like a beaver?

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Yeah, than if I wanted to, but I did put
it myself.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
Matthew, thank you for the call. Appreciate that. All right,
So now it's the Antarctica penguin story. Uh and then
we have Mia. Hey, good morning, Mia, good morning morning.
All Right, So what's the coolest thing you've ever done?

Speaker 19 (01:20:43):
Okay, So back in early two thousand, Tony Hawks had
a Boom Boom honksy. I'm going around At this point,
I was in Atlanta and I had a buddy, Neil
that I grew up with, Kimry Dondo hit his mom
U knew that he was on the circuit with the guys.
He hit a Blick four in, which is the in
c of the night. Rick was going to let me
backstage to go see how the boys and everything that

(01:21:05):
was skating and bmxing him stuff. Security wouldn't let me in,
so he ended up throwing me on the tour bus,
and he ended up.

Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
Throwing me on.

Speaker 19 (01:21:16):
Bingi and Joel from the Charlotte's tour bus. Yeah, so
we hung out with both dudes and played with a
lot of notes candy, and then after the show allegedly show,
They're like, WHOA, what the f bomb do we do
out here? And I'm like, well, there's a lot of

(01:21:38):
poor little clubs we can go see. So I took
them on like a little tour of prominent.

Speaker 14 (01:21:44):
We'd like to take a clothes off.

Speaker 19 (01:21:46):
Club club and the Cheetah, and I got to carry
Dave Ner himself until he told me he had no
yellow legs. I dropped him on purpose to be in
the douche drag and yeah, partied all night with them,
then got them into the state line so they can
go on to their next stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Okay, there's there's Mia, all right, Okay, all right, sorry
to put her on hold before the story went on. Yeah,
last we got it. Yeah, so she was on the
tour bus with good Charlotte, did a bunch of blow
and partied. Yeah, all right, So who gets your vote?
Gina grad It's a good.

Speaker 7 (01:22:24):
Story, but I feel like I've heard it before. We
get you know, we get the vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
I like the penguins, the penguins, Okay, Greg Gory, Yeah,
I agree with Gina's take on that. All right, going
wedding menace. I think we're jaded because we're around a
lot of artists.

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
I think if you're just like going to hang out
some artists and then to strip club, that's pret Well,
who gets your vote? So I'm going with shrip club
and and hanging out with artists.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Okay, I'm going married with the Penguins. Wow, married with
the Penguins carries again. But Mia, thank you for the call.
Appreciate you listening to the Wood Show always. All right,
let's let's go to Brie.

Speaker 10 (01:22:59):
Hey morning, Brie, good morning morning.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
All right, what's the coolest thing you've ever done?

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
So?

Speaker 22 (01:23:06):
I used to go go dance at Headhunters in Austin
and we did sideshow acts and there was a two
story club and so I hung from hooks to Rob
Zombies song a Living Dead Girl and that. Uh, they
have a video of me hanging and dancing in mid
air and so I guess medal and Lace got called

(01:23:28):
or not meddle Ine Lace Bar Rescue got called in
for our bar and we ended up performing for them,
and I got to see reality TV be performed in
multiple takes and they used my suspension.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Act for Bar Rescue, suspended from hooks, like it's like
a two story building.

Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
What were the hooks.

Speaker 18 (01:23:49):
Hooked to.

Speaker 5 (01:23:51):
My back?

Speaker 22 (01:23:52):
It was four point I was dancing in air, not.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
In her skin, in her skin, No, were the hooks
in your physical body? They were actually you know I've
seen that.

Speaker 5 (01:24:06):
Check.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
Yeah, she was like body god, Yeah, it's pretty insane.

Speaker 6 (01:24:15):
Were you in the lotus position.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
She's like, you got to move around like it wouldn't
tear out.

Speaker 6 (01:24:20):
It doesn't.

Speaker 22 (01:24:21):
Actually, we taper it larger so it doesn't bleed, no
real or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
All right, Well, it's uh, let's get some votes here, Gregory,
who gets your vote?

Speaker 11 (01:24:32):
I mean, I admire that she can do that, but
that freaks me out. So I'm gonna stick with the
wedding in Antarctica, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Gina.

Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
See, she thinks the coolest part of her story is
the reality TV but we think the craziest. So I
gotta go penguin because we don't because it's a different
she It's not the reality TV part that impresses me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
I'm going hooks just from the ability. Yeah, so you're
going to penguin pannguish, all right, I'm going hooks all day.
Hooks me penguins, penguins. Wow, we're's sea bas go all right,
brit thank you for the call. I appreciate listening to
the Woodies show. That's wow. Damn, just like hooks.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
Turn them for the first time.

Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
No, I'm the reason I know all about it is
because we used to work with something that did that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Yeah. Yeah, let's go to Nicole. Hey, good morning, Nicole,
good morning. All right. So, coolest thing you've ever done?

Speaker 8 (01:25:26):
What is it?

Speaker 20 (01:25:27):
Well, I used to be a zoo keeper and I've
done a lot of cool animal experiences. But I used
to intern in Texas at a big cat rescue. So
I lived on site with fifty plus tigers, lions. We
had a lion cub hanging out in our house with
us at night. So yeah, accept a lot more people.

Speaker 7 (01:25:48):
Yeah, did you bottle feed it?

Speaker 22 (01:25:51):
We didn't bottle feed it, but we got to feed
it meat.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
That's cool. And were you up close with them?

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (01:25:59):
Yeah, I got to the baby.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
I got to cuddle with it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:01):
But would be like, oh wow, did your arm get
ripped off like Tyger King?

Speaker 20 (01:26:08):
No, I stayed safe, although I did get to touch
someone right up close when they were sick and under anesthesia.

Speaker 7 (01:26:15):
Oh yeah, I would do that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Okay, all right, So that's Nicole's story.

Speaker 7 (01:26:20):
You had to wrestle with baby.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
I tell you what. Since we have two animal stories
back to back and then we're voting on I'm gonna
let the listeners decide on this one. Okay, smart, all right,
because like if you guys are gonna are going to
vote for like meat hooks and doing blow with a
good Charlotte like, I think this is as like wild
as we're gonna get you guys if we just leave
it up to you guys so crazy like this softer

(01:26:43):
the better? What the hell happened?

Speaker 10 (01:26:45):
Who delivered his own baby?

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
But I disgusted.

Speaker 5 (01:26:50):
That's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
My point was her cool part of the story. She
was like, I got to see how reality TV show went.
I'm like, no, no, no, that's not the part girl.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
I agree five six to a bunch of softies. You
guys are going soft penguins and wedding stories. Nuclear eye roll. Yeah, God,
all right, well Nicole, hang on one second. We're gonna
get the listener vote on this one. But how many
people have been to Antarctica?

Speaker 14 (01:27:12):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
So pretty cool? You're gonna vote for wedding with penguins
or taking care of baby tigers and lions? So text your.

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
Vote penguins are lions?

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Penguins or lions? It's double gate over to two two
nine eight seven show Great Now you come back in.
Thank you, See, Bess, I could have used you in
the voting. All these vaginas which I supportist I could

(01:27:47):
have used you in here. Now we're down to merit
in Antarctica with penguins or taking care of babies like
tigers and lions. Nice, adorable, that's a pretty cool job.
Somebody said, Hooks, none of this cutesy crap, and everyone
says neither. We all lose penguins. Are you kidding? Have
you seen videos of the drake passage? That alone is cool?

(01:28:08):
Penguins for the wind, thank you.

Speaker 11 (01:28:10):
Going to the southernmost part, Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
So it says having the finances to be able to
go get married with penguins is nice and all, but
being suspended from hooks off a two story building is
objectively rat as hell? Y'all are lane?

Speaker 6 (01:28:24):
I voted hooks she.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
The cool parts?

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Yeah whatever, Still, she did it and that was part
of the story. That was part of the story for people.
All right, Well the results are in, and ladies and gentlemen,
winner of this round of last man standing. What's the
coolest thing you've ever done? Is Carissa and the story
about getting married in Antarctica with the penguins.

Speaker 7 (01:28:49):
She went the distance, the full, the full thing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
Yeah, well, congratulations, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 23 (01:28:59):
I forgot to mention we got meat hooks put in
our back.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
To shoot the penguins with a penguin cannon.

Speaker 7 (01:29:07):
They penguins.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
Yeah, pretty cool, all right, Chris, hang on a second.
We'll get all your information in the call. Thank you
so much for calling in and give us some of
your time this morning. We appreciate it. Thank you, thank you.
All right, bye, ah no the call, Thank you. More
Woody shows coming up. If you're sick. I got diarrhea.
My mouth is trying a woody show. All right, Welcome

(01:29:34):
back everybody. Wednesday, Today's April the twenty third. Happy Armenian
Genocide Remembrance Day. All right, I think especially happy. I
figured i'd start with a fun one.

Speaker 7 (01:29:46):
Yeah, memorable.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Well we're going through the holidays. It's a fashion revolution day.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Hey, it's new Kids on the Block day.

Speaker 6 (01:29:53):
Somebody tell me, Mom, already going to the residency or what?

Speaker 9 (01:29:58):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
I will absolutely go, you know, I mean i'll go.
I mean i'll go along for the evening, but I'm
not going to the the residency. I'll be there for
the drinks beforehand, the dinner before or after, and the
more drinks.

Speaker 17 (01:30:10):
A little.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
What is your move for those two hours? You just
sit in your room, and watch TV. It depends on
what you're talking. It depends on what day and what
it's like. On a Friday and it's out for the show,
like I'll, uh, I'll meet up with everybody afterwards, because
I'll go and I'll shut it down. I'll wake up
and then yeah, I'll go grab a drink or or
something like that, go tool around, and then I'll meet
up with everybody afterwards. That's usually your menace.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
He bounces out because he's gone to the show. Didn't
get that, and so like, you know, we'll get something
to eat. Menace will sit there like a zombie and
then he goes up to bed and then I go
hang out with everybody and drink.

Speaker 8 (01:30:45):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Yeah, I think things like that. But yeah, but if
it's on like the Saturday, well then we'll do what
we do all day. Yeah, and then I'll go, uh,
I don't know, maybe get like a nice massage or something,
or just go hang out somewhere else and you know,
grab a drink with whoever else is not going.

Speaker 6 (01:30:59):
To yellow blockheads.

Speaker 7 (01:31:02):
Yeah you can sing, please don't go go.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Yeah, but you know, here's the thing. I'm not a
concert person for bands. I even like exactly, so we're
going to go Today is Scream Day? Is that like
the movie Scream?

Speaker 6 (01:31:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:31:13):
I'll scream into the void if you want.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
And it's take our Daughters and Sons to Work Day,
Oh and menace. Today is Love your Thighs Day, so
we should really love love just pray for a thigh
gap one day. Oh, they're making another Scream movie. Yeah,
it's it's Scream seven. That's what's over.

Speaker 6 (01:31:33):
Yeah, there was just had a new one with Jamison
General Ticket. Yeah, but there was some like drama with
the main characters. So I think they're bringing back up
what's her face?

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
David R. Campbell, I'm looking at Yes. David Arkett is
signed on for Scream seven.

Speaker 17 (01:31:47):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
Three dead characters. By the way, David ar Kett played
Deputy Dewey Riley who was killed off and Scream five,
so no word how they're going to bring him back,
but he joins Scott Foley and Matthew Lillard in Scream seven.
Foleys character Roman Bridger was killed by Dewey and Scream three,
and Lillard's character Stu was one of the killers in
the original movie and he was off by nev Campbell.

Speaker 7 (01:32:10):
Huh so ghosts.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
Oh, it's like a flashbacks. Yeah, no, all this was
for nothing. If today isn't scream the movie day stream, Yeah,
it could just be screamed like you're being attacked stream.
Speaking of Jenna or Ticket, now, is your son still
in love with her? Woodie, Yeah, I will, I've not.
I've not heard anything recently. But last I heard that

(01:32:32):
was that was the that was still the girl of
the moment. I happened upon her in a film and
a twenty four films. You know, my son thinks of
that too. He wants to happen upon Well.

Speaker 8 (01:32:40):
That's that's why I'm bringing this up. Because it's called
X and it's basically about like a seventies porno street.

Speaker 9 (01:32:44):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:32:45):
Yeah, it's a good movie, and it's it's I don't
know if it's a Daddy Sun movie because there's lots
of nudity in it. Yeah, it's about a Porner movie.
But Jenny or take a not fully nude, but she
could underwear shots I saw in the theater. I liked
the whole trilogy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
I told my son I had to give him the
whole like a speech about hey man, you know, I know,
everybody wants to google stuff and look for whatever they
can find and see if there's like dude, because what
what's like every once in a while they released that list.
I know, I have one mister Skin's list of something. No,
not not the legit stuff. I'm talking like people go, oh,
Jenna Ortega naked, and then then Google starts that and
then you get like viruses and stuff like the skin

(01:33:20):
like McAfee because I'm like, dude, you don't. Yeah, I mean,
if you're gonna look up and there's an actual picture
from some movie or whatever she did, fine, I get that.
If it's in mister Skin kind of thing, all right, fine, whatever,
don't jack up your laptop or.

Speaker 8 (01:33:34):
Was this talk preempt prompt I should say prompted by
anything specific, just a general warning.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
My wife and I you know, we saw that, you know,
he had been on some websites that we wouldn't prefer
him to be on. But as a kid who is
pushing sixteen, a boy like you know, you got to
be realistic, right, you know. Yeah, so we just want
to say, hey, you know, you gotta be careful where
you're going or you know, not to get yourself even
hacked and get your information, you know, taken for like McAfee,

(01:34:06):
you know the computer security people and cool guy. They
already have their celebrity hacker hot list, And this is
what I was talking about. So celebrities whose names and
likenesses are most used for scams. Scarlett Johansson huh so
Strange used for advertisements and endorsements. Kylie Jenner used for
social media giveaway scams, fake Kylie cosmetic products and websites.

(01:34:28):
Taylor Swift used for celebrity endorsements, ticket scams, product giveaway scams,
disinformation like political endorsement kind of stuff. Tom Hanks, Oh yeah,
really that he was pissed recently. I think because uh
there was some kind of fake thing where it was
like an AI generated video maybe so it was like
Tom Hanks, I guess you get to use a lot

(01:34:49):
for promoting miracle cures and wonder drugs and things like that.

Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
You know who that what's happening to is one of
our friends, doctor Drew, And I reached out to him.
I'm like, hey, there's like these okay of you.

Speaker 3 (01:35:01):
But see I think doctor Drew signs himself up for
some fake scammy stuff. He's he's with God that guy. Yeah,
it was it V shred V shred Yeah. Yeah. Have
you ever looked into that sea bass? This stuff pops
up all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:35:16):
Years ago, those were like legit scamming him.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
So yeah, I think I think Doctor Drew in some way,
shape and form, has turned into kind of a snake
oil salesman. What Doctor Drew? Nice guy?

Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
I mean, I haven't kept up with him.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Nice guy, but it seems like every time I see
him lately, it's on something cheaper and cheaper and cheaper.
Like in other words, it's it's hard knowing him even
then knowing he's I think his intent is pure. Yeah,
I really do believe that. But like when you're watching
some of this stuff, it's like, I'm expecting the next
one with doctor Drew to be that that that copper bracelet,
one of those things that flashes a red light on

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her head and grows your hairbags own nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:35:53):
He was at my wedding. Love this man, but at
the very least he's a legitimate doctor. You know, he's
a physician, so you know fully, yeah, I would think
you a physician would need to do that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
I see him. He's a he's holding up every time
I see doctor Drew now it's on my social media
and he's holding like fake belly fat. Oh this is
five pounds of fat. I'm like, that's five pounds. I
got about ten times extra. That's only I know, only
five because.

Speaker 6 (01:36:19):
I haven't kept up with doctor Drew, so I just
googled him and you'll be on his side on this one.
He says he's seriously disturbed and concerned. Why the murderer
of Luigi Man and Johnny or whatever it is gathering
so much sympathy?

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
I know, dude, because people rally behind all the rotten people,
the wrong people today. Yeah, it's almost the more rotten
you are, the more. Yeah. Sidney Sweeney used for crypto
scam Sea Bass be careful, Johnny Depp used in a
giveaway crypto and fundraising scams. So yeah, you gotta be
careful out there, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:36:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
What else do I want to? Oh? Is this pathetic?
Tom Holland revealed that he sometimes checks Google to make
sure that zend you know, his girlfriend is okay because
of his anxiety. What he says, I'm not on social
and I delete the apps when I'm not using them.
So sometimes it's a it's more of a bit of
an anxiety thing. But I like to check to see

(01:37:13):
if everything's good and to make sure we're all cool.

Speaker 7 (01:37:16):
Why does he just call her?

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
What I was thinking too, like like talk about like
like rumor, like gossip.

Speaker 7 (01:37:22):
She's like talking crap about him.

Speaker 6 (01:37:25):
Don't, she said? I think to see if there's any
negative news about her, then she is probably reading and
then she might not be okay.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
So he's taking in on he says, So I just
give it a little Google look through the news, and
I'm like, she's good, We're fine. Yeah, all right, but
I thought the same. Oh, I guess if they're doing
different projects somewhere else, Yeah, who knows? Call her? Yeah
are yeah? Yeah exactly. Want you try that out?

Speaker 6 (01:37:51):
Well, she probably like will read this negative stuff and
won't even bring it up to him.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Yeah, I'm sure she's fine. All right, It is time
for the birthdays and your porno birthday show. Its shivery.
We're gonna sit because he was like, it's and you know,
we don't do bay all right. Starting with the celebrities,

(01:38:16):
Happy birthday to John Cena. He is the face of
the WWE. He's so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:20):
He's also the Make a Wish Foundations number one Wish grand.

Speaker 11 (01:38:24):
He's also Ricky Ricky Stinicky was just a great last
year with the w W.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
Good go full time into movies. Yeah, he's forty eight
years old today. He got cal penned. Oh yeah, he
was from Harold and Kumar movies. Hear he was doctor
Kuttner on House. Also he was a White House Press secretary.
Y yeah, crazy on uh on this other show. But
he worked with the Obama. Yeah, but he played a

(01:38:50):
White House Press secretary. The character's name was seth Right
on some show Designated Survivor or something, but I remember
that that was.

Speaker 7 (01:38:58):
Write speeches.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
Yeah, he did something for the bomb at mister anyway.
Cal penn is forty eight. John Oliver the host of
Last Week Tonight. I think he's really funny and I
like that show a lot. Yeah, he's forty eight. Gold
Metal snowboarder Chloe Kim is twenty five. George Lopez is
sixty four. Gemma Wheelan You are a great Joy on
Game of Thrones is forty four. Dev Pateel from slum

(01:39:20):
Dog Millionaire he is thirty five. Gigi Hadid. Yeah, the
model is thirty. Valerie Burtnelli is sixty five, Eddie van
Halen's ex wife, Greg's Personal Hero. Documentary filmmaker Michael Morris
seventy one today. I called him earlier. Which one's your favorite?
Bowling for Columbine or Fahrenheit nine to eleven? Is that
og one about the car industry?

Speaker 5 (01:39:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Roger and me? Yeah? That wo oh yeah Kay Yeah,
he's seventy one. And Joyce to wit Oh Janel from
Three's Company, she is a seventy six. Your port of
Birthday today is Tina Kay and Today's Birthday Girl. She
has seen more rods than the Bats pro Shop eight
ninety two films, including Help doc I'm Horny.

Speaker 6 (01:40:06):
Sammy.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
She was in one of your favorites Choose to watch
a cheer camp All the Time cheerleader or is a
medicine say cheer leader?

Speaker 6 (01:40:12):
Cheerleader?

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Cheerleader gets spanked and diapered for being a bully at school?
Uh see. Tina was also in Agents on an anal
mission Bring Forth the Whores Volume one. She was in
Deep Tissue Penetration and who can forget her unforgettable role
You guys in Destroyer of Balls, Destroy Them isn't that

(01:40:34):
your nickname? Everybody calls me that. Yeah, that's Tina Kay
who is forty years old today and now at Chapporno
Birthday your celebrity birthdays and that a little look on
some entertainment related news this morning here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show all right?

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
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(01:41:13):
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Speaker 11 (01:41:55):
Yeah, everybody is judgmental. You can tell just by looking
at them.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Get it. Yeah, I love the people that lie. They go,
I don't don't judge, Yes, you do. You gotta judge.

Speaker 14 (01:42:07):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
I'm sorry, I don't judge your label people. Isn't that,
in its own way kind of a judgment. You're judging,
you're judging other people that judge people.

Speaker 7 (01:42:15):
True, and I don't judge my profile.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
Yeah, yeah, me too. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we love it,
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it. Catch back here on Thursday. Have a great day.
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