FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 24th 2025 Podcast

News Headlines, Name That 90's Soundtrack, What Professions Attract The Craziest People & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:24):
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Speaker 4 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning everybody, it's pre Friday, it's Thursday morning.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
It's April the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five. Thank you
for being here.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I'm whatddy.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
That's Greg Gory, would Menace, Good morning to you.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Good morning wood there's Juni grad. We got sea basses.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
We've got Sammy Bort and Menji holding things down the
Woody Show production department. Morgan is here. Our associate producer,
Vaughn our video producer. Phones are open for you at
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over a two two nine eight seven coming up here
on the show today. I got another one was little
like music centric things. Oh good name that ninety soundtrack?

(01:23):
Hell yeah, forget that. We'll get all the trending news
headlines as well. And today is a hairstylist appreciation day.
And we've always talked about how hairstylists tend to be crazy,
well yeah, more often, more often than not. And so
what's it you think about this? And you can call
in or you know, text whatever your your answer later,
what profession attracts the craziest people? Like, what would you say?

(01:45):
What attraction are? What profession attracts the craziest people. We'll
get into a little bit of that. Like I mentioned
the headlines the entertainment stuff birthday is porn of birthday
all called up here on the Woody show Menace. Yes,
the past decade, weed has become recreationally legal in twenty
four states. It's about half the country. But despite that,

(02:07):
in several years of growth, marijuana has now plateaued over
the last four years.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, into it.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Seventeen percent of people are like Vaughan and say they
use it daily for recreational or.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Medical proposentn't know how they do that.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Eleven percent say monthly, three percent say a few times
a year, and close to seventy percent say rarely or never.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
It's one of those things you hear a lot about.
But like you would think that everybody, You're maybe the
only person because.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Yeah, and I'll say this, like I don't condone daily
usage because I don't see how you can function as
a human being.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
Yeah, And of the people using it, edibles are where
it's at smoking as on a huge decline. Weed is
the third most used substance in the US, behind nicotine
and alcohol.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
Really nicotine, because I don't see, yeahlmost nobody smoking anymore?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
What about zin's? Yeah, everybody I think because that's true.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Yeah, is Sammy secretly into zin's?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
No.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
I caught you in that conversation with one of our
boys and Temar and he You're like, Tim always has
this ye like you are giving him crap. You're like,
you're not gonna pop too, And I'm like, wow, look
at Sammy.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Knowing, you know, because it's so trendy right now, all
the guys have zins and you don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then you see their little.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Can yeah, and you're like, and they'll have them in
their mouth right at the time you don't even.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Know you'in all you'll see the zins in the urine. Yeah, yeah,
there you go. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
So so well it? Uh does does it make your
breath funky?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Is it minty?

Speaker 8 (03:48):
You never know when somebody has his in in their mouth?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Ever seen one in my life? Now, because you guys
heard of it.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
You guys have tried z Yeah, but like, is it
one of the things that do you have to spit
the same way you would do if you have.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
You don't know, there's no real taste to it. It's
just too easy and you like put it up in
your like gum that it is intense. I feel really nauseous. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Weed is, like I said, still the third most used substance.
They are about forty seven percent of idiots who say
that they either drive the same world even a little
bit better dumb ass after getting high.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Yeah, yeah, So I just wish it was like an
option if you went to a bar in an event
or something like that, it's like you either want alcohol
or you want to have like an edible or something
like that, or be able to, I don't know, have
a smoking section.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
That would be great.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
But if you go to like an event and it's
just like only alcohol, I don't know. That kind of
sucks because I still drink, but just not at the
level that.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I used to.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
What aren't people like every time I'm at a show,
all you smell is Weed's Yeah, but any kind of event,
any event.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Events you kind of have to sneak it in, right,
it's not legal technically. Yeah. I love just to be
able to walk in with no vaping shoes. You can't
vape indoors, like you can't smoke indoors, right, that's say
you can't do cigarettes either.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
I would love to go to concessions and be like, Okay,
I want like a ten milligram blah blah blah.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
But if you're in a concert, though, and you're smoking
a joint, that kind of gets a pass. But if
you're vaping or having a cigarette, that does not get it.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Yeah, well cigarette, I think this stinks way more.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
I got thrown out of a concert for lighting a
cigarette and I was surrounded by people smoking jointly.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, I mean because like the edible thing, nobody's going
to know if you're having an edible, if you brought
it with you, nobody knows.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Nobody's going to notice that.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
But I see you're just saying, but if you can't
smoke in a place I can see where you know,
you can't.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Smoke a joint, able to smoke a joint vape either.
I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Vaping was the thing.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
You should be able to vape anywhere, but yeah, totally should.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. You
can send us a text over to two to nine
eight seven.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Is great. H o habl.

Speaker 7 (06:03):
Garbage Day, not garbage here, pete al Okay, don't forget.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
We have trash Day, not trash weed. It's not every
once in a while that they leave it out for
an extra day.

Speaker 9 (06:13):
It's twenty four.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
been sensitivity training for a politically correct world on this
pre Friday. It's a Thursday morning, April the twenty fourth,
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
What's good with y'all? What's going on?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
One of that's great? Gory, Hey, there's menace.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
What's up? Gina grad is here? Gmar Gina, good morning.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
You got sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is taking
your calls. Eight seven seven forty four. Woody, you can
says a text if you like. We see those in
real time here in the studio. Send those over to
two to nine eight seven. I got a fun little
throwback Thursday thing. Since it is a throwback Thursday, named
that nineties soundtrack Friday, I'll play a song and then

(06:59):
you name the ninety soundtrack that it's from.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay, it's dumb, it's fun, can't wait, and it'll chew
up some time that's.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Our that's our call every day. Just get in the
morning as quickly as we can the best Gendia grad.
What about some of the Thursday morning news headlines.

Speaker 10 (07:14):
Yeah, Well, the NFL Draft kicks off today at Lambeau
Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Where all the big college players.

Speaker 10 (07:20):
Will learn their NFL teams, and the Tennessee Titans are
expected to pick Miami quarterback cam Ward first overall, followed
by standout players like Travis Hunter, Abdua Carter, Ashton, gen D.
Penn State tight end Tyler Warren is also expected to
go early. He's big, he's fast, He's set school records
for receptions and touchdowns.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
The draft goes through Saturday.

Speaker 10 (07:40):
Fans can watch live on NFL Network, ESPN and other channels.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
I would love to see Shawdoor Sanders fall flat on
his face. What oh, You've been saying that I hate
him so much, and I don't think it's necessarily all
his fault. I think it's just the way that he
was raised. Coach Prime. Yeah, I'm sure as a nice guy,
but like he is definitely a chip off the old
block with this kid has an accomplished dick and yet

(08:08):
people fall all over him and they're like, oh man,
and he's blinging out and he hasn't done anything. And
so I saw this thing yesterday and it was from
one of the insiders, and they say, this is an
NFL assistant coach. They said, the worst formal interview I've
ever been in in my life. He's so entitled, he
takes unnecessary sacks, he never plays on time, he has

(08:31):
horrible body language, he blames teammates. But the biggest thing
is he's not that good. Thank you somebody for saying that.
I'm not sure what NFL assistant coach this is. But
he's got a thirteen and twelve record overall. Oh and
won in bowl games one in eight versus any kind
of top twenty five ranked team, and they put his

(08:52):
name up on the stadium.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh no, dude, it's because here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I think the the nil stuff, the name and likeness, deals,
money and how much money these kids are getting. I
think it's good that they're getting something because there's so
much money being made off all them. Yeah, okay, so
that's good, but it's crazy is I think it kind
of takes away from the NFL draft, like maybe there
should be how there is like a salary cap, right,

(09:19):
Like maybe there should be some kind of limit to
how much you can make so you'll be compensated and
you'll be making decent money.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Why is it take away from the draft then?

Speaker 5 (09:28):
Because I think this is like where the best of
the best end up going to the NFL, and like
that's like the that's the making it now. It's like
kids haven't done anything in college, but they're getting a
name in likeness deal simply because of the school that
they're going to. They might not even make it out
of college. And yet like I forget, oh the kid
who replaced Sanders at Colorado. Kids already driving to Lamborghini

(09:52):
and with it still trying to see how this affects
the draft.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Because I don't think it. I think it will. I
think it will.

Speaker 10 (10:00):
Reduce the work, the work ethic because they're already getting it.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
There's no like, maybe you want to make it to
the NFL, but that's just another that's another cub scout patch.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
You know.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
It's it's not like you have to get there to
quote make it. You can just kind of you don't
have to play that hard. I could be wrong.

Speaker 8 (10:20):
It ends, Yeah, if you want to keep making money.

Speaker 11 (10:23):
If you're making millions in college, well continue, Yeah, if
you want to continue, then you can either you can
either fall off in college or you can you know,
continue in the NFL, which I'm sure they would want to.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Do in college. It's short sighted. It's one man's opinion.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
And also I think it's like poisoning attitudes of a
lot of these kids because again, and you give you
give a kid like like that age that age group, Yeah,
that kind of money for agat, we haven't really even
done anything to earn it.

Speaker 8 (10:52):
They have though, because they are being used in things.
They're being used in video games and all this other
kind of stuff. Previously they were using all these.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Kids and they didn't get any money. There's a lot
of these Sammy, calm down. Well, I'm just say there's
they're being taken advantage of making money off. I'm not
shouldn't be compensated.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
My point is there's a lot of these kids who
are just signing with these schools, who haven't taken a
snap of college football. Yet we are getting these outrages
over the top that deals.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
No, I think all that is cool. I'm not against
any of that. My angle on your angle though, is
that some of these teams might see like, oh, hey,
this kid is mediocre, but he does generate a lot
of money. So maybe instead of taking somebody that is
a better player, but you know, hasn't made a lot
of money in these deals, yet, we're gonna over We're

(11:46):
gonna overlook that guy because this guy can actually generate
some money for our team. So then you get uh,
not as good player.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Right, And I think it. I don't want to say cheapens.
It's not cheapins isn't the word. But I think you're
you're I think you're risking watering down any kind of
the work ethic.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Yeah, but when you ask why make the NFL your goal?
When you're making millions already? Why not ask an a
list actor, Hey, why are you making another movie? You
made fifty million already?

Speaker 10 (12:13):
Right?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Another?

Speaker 7 (12:15):
Or when a pro player leaves one city making forty
four million to go to another city to make forty
six million, what's the difference?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Well, or just give.

Speaker 10 (12:24):
Some kid in the theater program at college eighteen million
dollars and see how motivated it is to be an
a list actor in Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I'm rooting for the short.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
I'm rooting for hardcore Shoden Freud when it comes to
Chadur Chador Doren Freud. Oh yeah, Chador and Freud.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Can we go back to the location of the Draft,
because I've been seeing some social media posts and looks
pretty sad versus like other cities No I've gone to,
And I know Green Bay is a cool town, nice people,
great football town, but like, you know, the level of
the Draft and other city, and like the production is

(13:02):
way higher versus what I've seen come out of Green Bay,
you know.

Speaker 10 (13:06):
Ye, Well, thousands of people from around the world have
lined up at Saint Peter's Basilica to say goodbye to
Pope Francis. He died Monday at eighty eight years old.
Turnout was so huge that the Vatican kept the basilica
open all night with only a little tiny closure to
clean it up. Mourners waited for hours to pay their respects.
Public viewing will last three days before his funeral on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
That's going to be.

Speaker 10 (13:28):
Attended by you know, world leaders and all kinds of people. Trump,
Everyone's going to be there. And speaking of the Pope,
the movie Conclave has gotten a huge boost, with viewership
spiking by nearly three hundred percent in one day.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
I saw anybody here watch it? Now I want to
for the same reason. Are you allowed to as I'm
allowed to watch that?

Speaker 10 (13:49):
Yeah I might, I might get a micro Yeah, I'll
find out.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Don't tell your mother, that's right.

Speaker 10 (13:56):
So people are watching it because they want to know
what actually happens when the Catholic Church its a new pope.
So Conclave came out last year. It's about the intense
process of electing a pope. It's like super secret, though
church officials have pointed out that the real thing isn't
quite as dramatic. The actual Vatican Conclave is expected to
happen in early May, so just a week or two
from now.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
The real ID requirement.

Speaker 10 (14:18):
GREG is going to effect on May seventh, when Americans
need to have that new ID in order to fly domestically.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Or have a passport. Right, Okay, then.

Speaker 10 (14:27):
You're good at DMV's Yeah to AUSK Greg, leg what's
the big deal.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
It's just been on my list of things to do
for what six years? And then I went to the
DMV to get my motorcycle license and they said, hey,
while you're here, you want to get your real idea
I said, great, I would love to. Okay, did you
bring this, this, this, this, and the no? I sure didn't.
All right, well, then come back some other time and
I thought, oh man, the DMVs.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Side she had of bringing like some mail with you.
I know, but I didn't know that at the time.
What do you think is going to happen?

Speaker 10 (14:56):
First Greg getting his real ID or US getting Greg's
brack fist?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Oh oh, breakfast is coming? Yeah, I won't. I don't
think i'll get one. I'll go out to the reality. Probably
gonna have the one, But yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
I don't know why, because your license will expire, and
whenever that happens, they're going to make you get the
new one.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Anyway, be the new one. So I think I have
two more years of my license. Two years you're going
to get that license?

Speaker 5 (15:20):
I will say. That will happen before the breakfast?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Oh my god? All right, that's what's another two years?
It's been well.

Speaker 10 (15:29):
DMVs across the country are working to get these IDs ready.
Some places doing real I D Saturdays and longer appointment
times for the week. Other forms of ID will be accepted,
Like Greg said, so you can use passport, a global
entry card, a Department of Defense I D a permanent
resident card, or a border crossing card.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
If you have any of those, how do I get
one of those?

Speaker 6 (15:51):
I know I have a global entry that don't work
for now?

Speaker 9 (15:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
You just like has you just have face? ID? You
just walk right through custom like a clear Yeah? Okay, cool.

Speaker 10 (16:03):
Well, there's a proposal being floated that would offer a
five thousand dollars baby bonus to American mothers after childbirth.
The goal is to address the nation's declining birth rate.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
But I don't know.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
It seem like we're in pretty good shape. But President
Trump supports it. No financial decisions have been made yet,
though critics say that a one time payment of five
grand isn't exactly enough. We need real policy change like
paid family leave and affordable childcare and better maternal health
care to really, you know, help out families.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Five grand isn't going to do much. I don't know.

Speaker 10 (16:32):
If somebody told me to have a baby for five grand,
I'd be like, no, I'm good, no thanks.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Though anybody paid is it five a year? I think
you just get a little five down, just like a bone,
having a baby.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
A birthing bonus. In other words, is that like a
tax benefit every year? It's a five grand a year.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
It's a one time I think it's a one time.

Speaker 10 (16:50):
Well, I guess you could say it is, since don't
you claim your kids on your TAXI Well.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
What's your price? How much? Would you have one for half?
I mean I got two and I did it for nothing. Yeah,
that's I'm the wrong person to ask. I would do
it for five hundred thousand.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
No, I already did. I I already thought I.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Wasn't going to have a kid.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Look at me now, Well, I mean, but you have
to go through all the pregnancy and whatever.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
You that's what I don't want to go through.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
You have a kid through marriage, so you got you
got the experience without the other experience. You have to
push anything through your badge. Yeah, you have to carry
around a baby and your belly.

Speaker 10 (17:29):
That's why I don't understand surrogates like I'll just have
the baby and give them away.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
I have to deal with that.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
My stepmother's sister has done that a number of times.

Speaker 8 (17:38):
Wow, some people love being pregnant.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
I don't know if she loves being pregnant, but like
she did it and then it was a good experience.
For her credible and so like, I think the pregnancy
is still suck for her, Like she wouldn't say, oh man,
it's great, but did no? I mean, obviously you get
paid for it.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, but I have no idea how much it was.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
Whenever I see a super pregnant woman like about to
have it, I wonder how they're not just panicked? Twenty
four to seven? Really are so that being scary to
have a baby.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
So he said, I got fifty nine thousand for being
a surrogate and sixty thousand the second time. Wow, sixty
six y one just texting over not enough.

Speaker 10 (18:16):
Well, Jelly Role has been really honest about his past.
He served time still as a felony conviction for aggravated assault,
but the Tennessee Board of Parole just recommended that he
receive a full pardon, meaning his past crimes would no
longer even be on his record. Apparently he still has
trouble traveling because of that felony conviction. Performing shows internationally
has been tough, so getting his crimes expunge would actually

(18:39):
be huge. This reminded me of what was it the
colonel or who who repped Elvis? They couldn't do international
tours because he had a criminal pass.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Well, he faked his entire identity Elvis's manager. That's why
he never traveled anywhere. I thought it was Colonel Pernel
is not Elvis's identity. Yeah, the current of the whole
identity kind of hard to fake the identity of somebody
who's mega famous.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
And then so he kept Elvis from the international travel
and that's what's going on. All right, thank you very much,
Gina grant Wood, Well it is. We'll throw back action
here for you. I love all these little song things.
So can you name these nineties movies from one soundtrack song?

(19:33):
Give it a try. Probably not, I don't know. I
think we're gonna be able to.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
You have to identify the nineties movie based on a
signature song from its soundtrack. I'll start with an easy one.

Speaker 8 (19:44):
Are we just shouting it out?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
How competitive do you want to be? Like, let's let's
let's let it play for a second.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
That way people who are listening along, can you know
they can get a second before raise your hands and
will know. Yeah, when you think you got it, raise
your hand. Okay, all right, all right, here's the first one.
Gina's hand is up.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, Greg's hands, Lisa lobe stay definitely not confident that
I have a con. I know he's you say. I
don't hear what I want to. I don't hot, don't
pay attention to it, doesn't set you're running, do anyone anywhere?

(20:28):
Don't understand you really care?

Speaker 9 (20:30):
I'm only here, neggative, don't.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
No, no, no, all right? Uh?

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Any guesses missed out of the room and Sammy don't
have any guesses, don't. I feel like it's Julia Roberts somehow,
But I've never been kissed nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
We should say it at the same time. I might
be wrong, right too? All right, Greg and Gina three
two one singles, Nope, reality bikes same thing, legally, I
thought it was singles. Still have no singles. Yeah, what
a great song. There a reality.

Speaker 12 (21:02):
I'm sure I'm.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Trying to tell me that I'm clevering, but that will
take me anyhow anywhere with you. Yeah, she was cute.
I like the glasses. I love her, all right?

Speaker 5 (21:13):
The next one, let's go with that's so funny, funny? Well,
all right, next one named that ninety soundtrack. It's a
big empty from Stone Temple. Pilots again from nineteen ninety four.

(21:38):
So far, Nobody's hands up surprising.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
I didn't know this was in him track. I can't
call it, can't call it got I guess? Alright, Craig,
what's your guess? Singles No, it's the only movie you
saw on the now apparently that's from The Crow. I
never saw it The Crow, sad, I don't remember that movie.

(22:03):
You don't. I think Nails had something on that sport.
It's gonna be bad at us. I know that I
saw it once, yeah, when it came out. Or do
you know that one? Yeah, I know the whole soundtrack,
but I would go with like The Cure or nine
in Nails for the Crow. Yes, same, That's why I
didn't pick it like burn from the Cure or totally
you have those? No good you have that.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
That song never really broke out, I know, but those
are just like the ones that they focused the most
on the movie.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
So I usually go back, which one? All right? Number three?
Third song?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Got here nineties movies soundtrack? Name this soundtrack.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Greg's got his hand up already singles, No, MENACE's hand
is up. I have a guest, guns n' roses. You
could be mine. The year was nineteen ninety one. I've
seen this movie maybe twenty five times.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Hi, Yeah, yeah, you bitch, slap cocaine.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
I'm going again, nothing, Sammy, I don't know the song.
I don't know the band. I haven't known any of
the movies that you have mentioned so far. The first, Yeah,
all right, Greg Gore, you had your hand up Terminator two,
Terminator too awesome movie, Yeah, God, that would be. It

(23:41):
wasn't in my wheelhouse real? How did you escape it?

Speaker 7 (23:44):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
It's t too yeah, T too T two? All right?
Next up?

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Name that nineties movie soundtrack?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Oh Easy, You're really easy? All right?

Speaker 5 (23:58):
That is Greg's hands are already Yeah, Red Hot, Chili Peppers,
Love roller Coaster.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Stay Together, Greg America, Yeah, there you go, nineteen ninety six.
That's got I like it was hot alright in their

(24:29):
music video? Yeah what all right?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Next up, name that nineties soundtrack Here we go, God, Garbage,
Number one, Crush.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
These are in the nineties movies I thought we were
gonna do.

Speaker 13 (24:54):
Nineteen ninety six, Big movie, al right, Okay, Greg, Greg and.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Menace had their hand on. Sammy, you're really sucking at
this game.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
I've never seen any of these movies or heard any
of these songs.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Years old.

Speaker 8 (25:14):
But I was, I mean, I was still a kid
who wouldn't have been watching you know this stuff at
the time.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I've never seen Terminator, know it's crazy. You'd never heard
Big Empty from stum Tible Pots, you could be Mine,
Guns and Roses, Love, roller Coaster, Cheli Pepper, big songs.
I just don't remember songs, all right? Number one Crush
from Garbage Greggory. What's the soundtrack? I think it was
that boring us stupid remake of Romeo and Julia. Oh
six about Leonardo di Caprio. Yes, nice Romeo and Julia.

(25:45):
What were we gonna say?

Speaker 6 (25:46):
I was gonna say like Fight Club or or I
would know that One.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
For a Dream wrecked Them for a Dream kind of
that movie Wrecked Me. Yeah, that was insanity. All right?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
How about this song? What nineties soundtrack is it from?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Finally?

Speaker 9 (26:11):
All right?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Everybody except Sammy's hand is up. We have to say
it at the same Sammy, you're learning so much? What yours?
Nineteen ninety four? You guys gonna do on a count
of three? What is the movie? Two? Three? All all fiction? Yeah?
Urge overkill the girl. You'll be a woman soon. Does

(26:34):
that means she's gonna get a period? Probably? I'm sorry, Greg,
peer here get a peer?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Next one? How about this song is see here we go?
Check this one out. Greg has both hands up on this.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Did you know the movie? Oh yeah, Youtoe, hold Me,
thrill me, kiss Me, kill Me? What movie would you
two allow themselves to be in? I have a guest.
I see, I just remember from being on the radio
and playing these songs and going, yeah, it's from the

(27:22):
New Whatever soundtrack, right.

Speaker 7 (27:25):
And Smashing Pumpkins did a song either for the same
movie or definitely for the same franchise.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
All right, I don't feel that confident, But what's your guess,
James Bond? James Bond is incorrect? Greg Gory, it's Batman
something Batman forever?

Speaker 9 (27:40):
There you go?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Yeah? Or it should be proud of me? Yeah, yeah, proud, Yeah,
he's proud.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
All right?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
How about uh, I'll give you two more? And you
remember the Pumpkins did but Batman won. It was called
like the end is the beginning is the It was
called the Batdan for Batman. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
I do remember the Smashing Pumpkins song they did for
the Lost Highway soundtrack, which is called I that was
a cool song. And then that was the same soundtrack,
had nine inch nails, the Perfect Drug. Yeah, all right,
next one, how about this Marilyn Manson Rock is Dead Again?

Speaker 10 (28:28):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
I don't know what movieci I have a gad? What
you guess? Greg? Is it Kids No? Nineteen ninety nine?
On Keanu Reeves? Oh, point bray, Oh, that would rule
a matrix matrix. There's a movie I never saw. You

(28:52):
never saw the matrix. You guys are so red pilled
boys saying that.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
That reference has lost on me. Yeah, he's got a
good thing or a bad things. We're on one more,
and this is from a nineties movie soundtrack. Can you
name the soundtrack? Awesome Chains Would nineteen ninety two, ninety two.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
It was just a huge blockbuster movie. You'll know the movie.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Was it singles? It's probably singles ninety two? This is
a great song, it is? Is it Mission impossible? Mission impossible? Sammy?
Any guests on this one? No? Are you familiar with
the Jurassic part?

Speaker 14 (29:51):
I like it?

Speaker 3 (29:52):
What came out in ninety two?

Speaker 15 (29:53):
I like that?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Good answer?

Speaker 12 (29:55):
All right, Gina, God, Greg my Mom, hop Out, Young Gun,
Shot Guns.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Anytime, Awesome Powers, Austin Powers. This is from the soundtrack
for the movie singles, Shut Up It.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
I saved it since you guys jumped on Singles so early.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Wow are you with this game? So hard? Ninety soundtrack songs.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
My favorite movie soundtrack of all time came out in
nineteen ninety nine, is for the movie Go.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
That movie's so good.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
I love that movie.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
You've only referenced that over the last twenty years about
one hundred billion times today.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I love that. But it came out in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
There was like a remix of a Magic Carpet ride
on there. Honesty, DJ rap and also, I'm telling you
it was pre the Hangover. It was like the Hangover
before the Hangover.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
So good.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Three two three says you guys, always forget that Sammy
is a sheltered little cheerleader who loves Hallmark movies.

Speaker 15 (31:02):
I do.

Speaker 8 (31:03):
If you starting songs from now and then that thing
you do, I would know what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
There's plenty of nineties movies I've seen, just not these
all right.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
Little yeah, the eighties nine right, yeah, but yeah, you
want to do a lot of that.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Iyanking, let's go low the Woodie Show. Welcome back. Yeah
it is Thursday. Okay, I'm checking on something, all right.
I want to double check. Okay, make sure the information

(31:41):
I give you is going to be accurate. I can't
believe anything. Well, can you believe this? Greg?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
What?

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Finally we have hit two hundred thousand followers. Two hundred
thousand and nineteen. That's that's the count right now. Yeah,
we're back baby.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, so menace now that it's actually happened. Yeah, tell me,
how do you feel? I feel good.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
I feel that you know, there's still people out there
that are willing to follow The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Seems to be in shock a bit. Yeah, it doesn't
seem as a static as I thought.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
He were you thinking there's gonna be like a drop
off now, oh, I mean there always is every week.
So joy Well, yeah, I'm gonna enjoy. Well, it's here.
I mean we've been here before, that cushion of nineteen. Yeah,
I mean, so we've been on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
I would say, wow, probably twelve years now probably, and
then we've hitten the two hundred. We've hit two hundred
thousand before. But you know, people stop using Instagram and
they delete accounts. So I'm happy that we're back here
and we have new people to enjoy our content.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Well you did.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
You did a great recap video from the Woody Show
after Hours takeover.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I didn't think so in California. But what I think
I could have did a better job. Are you looking
for compliments? Because I'm not. I was actually upsee but
thank you the video. I heard a lot yesterday.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
A lot of the employees around the building really enjoyed
the video that got posted yesterday. That conversation where I
was sharing how one of the manager's role here confused
Gina for my wife.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Huh, that was fun, Like, yeah, we all worked for
this guy and he had no idea who Gina was.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
And so a lot of people around the building I guess,
have had similar experiences because of like, oh my god,
they call him because his title is market president, right,
they call him market president Michael Scott, really, but because.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
He means well, well yeah right, He's very nice, he
means well, but sometimes he confuses Gina, who works here
every day, for someone who doesn't work here, my wife.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Can I tell you that I felt special because I
saw him after the show yesterday and he said my name,
making it.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Concerned out for me. I don't want to bride, but
he always says my name. Okay, well, yeah I'm not memorable.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Well, if you're not following us on Instagram, please do
follow us at the Woody Show. We're on a bunch
of other media social media platforms. You could do and
find us there, same deal. I don't know how many
we have on any the other ones because quite frankly,
I think at this point I can't tell you the
last time I looked at X.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Or Twitter or whatever. It's clear.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Yeah, there's no one really there, no wasteland. It's a
place to go argue about politics exactly.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
It's so depressing.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
Yeah, I should just look at it for the news
feeds from the different news sources.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
That we would follow, but now there's no reason to now,
but now don't go there.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
And then, I mean, we do update daily our TikTok
as well, but it's pretty much the same feed that
you'll get on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Okay, but if you have TikTok, you both all right?
Both well, who helped us get to this point today?

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Thank you about behalf of Menace on behalf of everybody
here at the Woody Show, thank you for helping us
reach two hundred thousand followers.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
It means nothing. It's not that we get anything for it.
There's no like a salary prize.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
Yeah, there's no prize or anything like that. But press
if you know what it is. It's like when you're
at the gas pump. It's a nice round number.

Speaker 15 (35:12):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
You're normal. You like that? Right?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
All right, More Woody Shows next time.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Hey, if you feel like you could be as last
look China Wooden Woody Show.

Speaker 15 (35:25):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
In the new hour Insensitivity Training, Free, politically correct World
on this Thursday morning. It's April the twenty fourth, twenty
twenty five. Woodie, that's great, gory menace. Gina Grau is
right there, we got Sea mass, Sammy's here, Morgan's taking
your calls eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Woody.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
You can says text over to two to nine eight seven.
So we've talked about it before, mentioned it just to
see if it was a real thing, if anybody else
would agree with this. But because Hair Stylist Appreciation Day
is here, we're wondering what professions attract the craziest people.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Because that's the stereotype. I heard about it, and then
I thought about a lot of the you know people
I know who do hair. I thought, are little nuts
glorious party? Yeah, little crazy.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
It's like flight attendants little nuts.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Yeah, the backstory.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Yeah, So be thinking about that and then we'll see
what you think on the phones and on the text.
But if I ask you that question, no wrong answers.
It's a matter of opinion. Don't take it personally. Of
at your profession. What professions attract the craziest people?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
You'll be able to call in text in eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie, text over to two to two
nine eight seven. This is crazy.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Thirty three year old Florida woman arrested for driving under
the influence. Witnesses called the cops after spotting her vehicle
swerving all over the road, making random u turns, chucking
platt to cups out the window, and she was going
the wrong way down the street.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Oh boy.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
The officers tracked her down, which wasn't difficult after all,
she was in her company vehicle, a mail truck. She
was a postal worker. Awesome, the turn up was real.
Here's one of the witnesses talking on the local news
about it.

Speaker 16 (37:20):
We saw a mail truck driving in the wrong direction
in the same lane that we were in. She proceeded
to drive in zigzags all the way down the road
until she got to the stop sign, where she proceeded
to kick a solo cup out of the side of
the mail truck.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
She was literally off roading in the mail truck.

Speaker 9 (37:42):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
I mean one of the vehicles that Greg would love
to drive because you get to drive the door.

Speaker 7 (37:46):
Open, especially the jeep ones. I don't see those anymore.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
A cheep one in my neighborhood. Really, Yeah, and I
thought it was odd. I'm like, I thought they get
rid of all those probably stealing my mail.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
That seems like a profession.

Speaker 7 (38:00):
Speaking of which that would either totally rule or totally
suck being a mail carrier.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
Yeah, you're on your own. You're not really dealing with
anybody one on one that I like, uh kind of.
You don't really make your own schedule, but you can
do your route fast. Yeah, it just depends on how
big your area, your territory. Yeah, I would think, but
it would just be so monoch You have a certain
amount of time to get it all done and I'm
not sure what the it's not just going to the

(38:26):
post office, picking up your stuff and going. I think
there's a lot of sorting and stuff that happens, really,
you do before you even leave, well.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
At least in my neighborhood, because everything goes into a
general mailbox. Yeah, he's standing there for quite a while
sorting stuff himself for Yeah, but before they even leave,
from what I remember talking to somebody long ago, and
I don't know if it's changed, maybe it's different now. Uh,
they would get to whatever the facility was where they're
picking everything up, and there'd just be these big crates

(38:56):
with all their stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
And then some stuff was the like the stuff.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
That goes to everybody, like the jump mail, yeah, the
advertisement stuff, those little like half assed newspaper type things,
and they'd separate that out based on you know, and
they'd organize it themselves based on like whatever direction they
were going first however they decided to hit their route.
But there was also some sorting that had to happen
before they left, and then they'd bundle it all together,

(39:21):
put it whatever order they need, then go out to
make the delivery part easier.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I think he's doing that thoughts a little difficult walking.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
When I did my walk, I did get hit up
by a few mail carriers and they said the most
they've done in a day is thirty miles.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Would have thought three.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Meanwhile, my mail guy he throws a hissy fit if
someone's even part close to not even blocking, but part
close to it, or he has to actually get out
of the truck for maybe one or two steps to
get to the actual mailbox.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
It's not being blocked, no, yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
It's just enough where he can't pull the truck directly
up to it without getting out of the trucking.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
Yeah, and my guy still just drives house next house,
stops and they turn off the engine each each and every.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Time, so nobody steals it. Do they take the keys
with them?

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Is it one of those where it kills the engine?
Like how some cars do that? I hate that, but
I hate that too. Disable it. If you're able to
disable it, I will do that every time. Some cars
now don't even allow you to disable it. So you
come to the traffic light and you stop and the
engine cuts. Yeah, and as soon as you go to
start up again.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
The first time that ever happened to me, I was
like what happened to my car? Thought it was broken,
But apparently that's helpful. Is it helping fuel? I guess yeah.
I mean she seems like it would do more. I
have an electric vehicle, so I went to know.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
But the turn up was real for this woman, so
they pulled her over. Disoriented, she promptly failed the field
sobriety test.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
They gave her.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
When they asked her she'd been drinking, she admitted that, yeah,
she got invited into a house party while on the job.
Nice yeah, delivering mail. I guess someone was having a party.
She took a couple of shots of vodka and then
hopped back into the mail truck, probably more than a couple.
She was taking the jail charge with duy. I'm guessing
she was or will be so fired. Does your mail
man solicit for tips around the holidays?

Speaker 8 (41:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Never, mine leaves a postcard in there. Really it's Joe,
don't forget Christmas? Is coming allowed to do that? That's mad? Thirsty? Really?
Oh yeah, if they weren't think so either, But he does.
That's crazy. I thought there was a rule that they
weren't allowed to They can accept they can't accept cash gifts.

(41:28):
You can do if something, if there's like a gesture
of some kind, Yeah, like a gift card or oh hey,
here's some cookies. I mean you can you can do that.
I'm sure that's what they want. And I've wanted to
tip the garbage guy, but what am I going to do?
Tape it to the garbage stolen that'll get tossed in
the front.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Yeah, you made the effort. You got to get out
there and can't out wait for him?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Yeah, so what is your is you have like a
Venmo coat on your I tossed it right in the
trash this year. I'll look at what it says.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
That's pretty.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
This is the trash guy stron there I gain. I
think Greg complains about how they leave garbage on the street.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, they actually don't even deserve it.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Yeah, all right, So with the holiday and again it's
a hairstylist Appreciation Day. What professions do you believe attract
the craziest people? Eight seven seven forty four what you
can call In Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside
the chicken joint at the bus stop, she looks like she's.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Got an Etsy shop that doesn't do very well. The
only people. She feels like your close family, Like she's
not a witch, but she hangs around with you. So
it's like, here, hold these stones and let's hold hands
in home. I do have a yes, it's like nailed it,

(42:49):
you know for sure. Well, today.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
We're asking you the question what professions attract the craziest people?
Hairstylist appreciate day and stereotypically, hairstylists are some of the
craziest people.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Pretty wild, usually single mothers.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
As a whole, Sammy, don't get offended because your sister
is a hairstylist.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
I haven't said as a hair artist.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
I'm saying anybody who's listening might be a fend. There
are exceptions to the rule. I'm sure it's you, all right,
eight seven seven forty four Woodie. Let's see if we
can get an argument from Stephanie here as to why
whoever she's gonna mention is a crazy person.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Stephanie, good morning, Good morning. All right. So asking you
that question, which profession do you think would attract the
craziest people?

Speaker 17 (43:39):
Veterinary technicians?

Speaker 5 (43:41):
That text I could see it giv me crazy, yeah, Like,
give me some personality traits of that text.

Speaker 17 (43:49):
You will never find a betchech that is not chat
it up. Okay, yeah, No, they're actually really a good
time when you guys like go out on the weekends
and stuff like that. Yeah, we're usually smokers.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Yeah, drama, you know, yeah, like drama drama.

Speaker 17 (44:09):
No, no, we have we compare war stars and everything.
Like I remember that with my with my friends to
be like, well this this count really effed me up today.
Well I got a dover them in that, you know
me up?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
So yeah, I like these checks. Yeah yeah, but they
kind of like the p Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
Yeah, I don't know about your office, but the vetext
that I go to their shoe game is always strong. Yeah,
like they're wearing like five hundred dollars shoes to the
really yeah I would never Yeah, just the location.

Speaker 17 (44:40):
I go and every bodily fluid online.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
I have yourself a great day.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Appreciate you called and say hi to sal I say
hi to sound sell.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
You sucker, sir. All right, So what profession do you
think attracts the craziest people?

Speaker 17 (44:57):
Construction?

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Yeah, I mean there.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
There happens some people on the text that are making
that argument that yes, construction workers, well it doesn't make
them crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Well, it's also low entry, uh, low entry job. As
far as you know skills, you can get into it.
And it's very much you can kind of move from
place to place like ill you know, you know, you'd
have to be to be a drifter. R Something goes
wrong on city similar work elsewhere.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
That usually happens with the roofers, right, the roofs roofers
and pool guys.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Oh those certificate I think both Like really, my guys
are fast and loose right like yeah, like dude, like
do you even know what you're doing? Or you just
kind of show up at this pool place and say,
I'll go clean some pools for me.

Speaker 7 (45:45):
The roofer stuff, they're not necessarily crazy, but the only
interactions I've had with them they seem angry.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Yeah, well you would be too, I guess all right, South,
thank you for the call. Appreciate you listening to the
show of a self A great day. Let's go to
Will here online number three. Good morning, Will, Will, Will.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Hey, what's about you?

Speaker 6 (46:05):
Everybody?

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Will?

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Well?

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Well, what professions attract the craziest people?

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Your opinion? No wrong answer?

Speaker 17 (46:12):
Okay, well, no disclaimer here?

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Nurses okay? Oh yeah, you can make an argument for
that for sure. Every nurse I know, Yeah, well, how
do you even function? By lesbos sister, she's a nurse,
she's nuts. The ones that I know don't even sleep.
I see them on social media.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
They're out of the night clubs like twenty four to seven,
and then they show themselves getting some coffee and then
they go to work.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah all right, So.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Then what's your what's your argument?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Will why long hours?

Speaker 18 (46:41):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Just kind of controlling a little bit, maybe, you know,
all right.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Yeah, I think you also got to be crazy like
to have the thank god they do, but the things
they have to do for people, oh boy. Yeah, you know,
whether it's like the bedpan kind of stuff or this
stuff because people are nothing face.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Yeah all right, well, thank you for the appreciate Listen
to Wies show see mass What would you say? We've
talked about it before, But therapist that's my number one answer,
And I don't know. I think it just has to
do with self diagnosing that. But also like anybody who's
that into thinking about thinking and thinking about feelings, especially Uh,
there's a there's a reason it's seventy five percent women

(47:22):
who are therapists. That that plays into it. I don't
know exactly how well it does make sense because it
has to do with thinking about thinking and dwelling and obsessing.
That doesn't make it crazy.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Well, those aren't necessarily traits that men like. There's not
a lot of dudes that guys aren't aren't really paying
attention to the lyrics of song.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Guys go out exactly what he brings a great point,
which thankfullyy butts. What Gina and Samy you're saying here
is when guys get into something, it is they're just
obsessing over computer code or pay brick masonry or something.
They they they're when they get obsessed, they often were
often think about doing something. It's not about an emotion
or whatever of it. It's not about building cars. Yeah,

(48:05):
it's they are our energies are focused on building or
organizing things.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
I saw I saw a guy I had this really interesting,
uh presentation about the difference between the male and the
female brain.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
It wasn't a comedian.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
He was like giving some real information, fascinating and he said, like, guys,
if you open up the maile brain, like a guy,
everything is in little boxes. There's a box for the
car stuff, there's a box for the kids.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Stuff.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
There's a box for their job, and when we need something,
we go into that box and that box only, and
you pull that thing out and you deal with it,
and you put it back in that box, and you
put it back to where it goes. Women's brains are
like the back of a TV set, where the wires
are going every which direction, and one is connected to
the other thing, which connects to this thing, which gets
to that thing. Which is how y'all end up? Like

(48:45):
my wife, she's saying these Yeah, she'll rever something. She
starts spinning because one thing leads to the other thing.
Now she's got herself all worked up. She can't compartmentalize.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
When I listened, especially in the gym, when I listened
to the conversations between men working out women working out women,
it's always and so and so I said this, and
then I had to do this, and then I thought
about this, and then she didn't do this, and I
had that. It's all about relationships and drama and guys,
it's just like, dude, how much do you? How much
your bench?

Speaker 10 (49:10):
But then but then why is it they're always talking
about women with broken wing syndrome because there's so many
broken dudes.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
So women are like, I'm going to try and help him.

Speaker 10 (49:20):
So but that's what I'm saying, like, Okay, maybe you're
good compartmentalizers, but you're broken af and.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
You're not yourself. I mean, at least about therapists. The
point of therapy not think it's fixed. It's just it's
just obsessive and that's fundamentally wrong. It depends on what
you're in therapy for wrong about, but just in.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
General, like why do I think that the craziest people
are drawn to therapy and things like that because that's
what they know. I think they got introduced to the
whole thing because they were in a lot of therapy.
They go, I could do this, I would like to
be able to help other people or whatever. So like
they're they're more attractive that company.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (50:02):
And I think though, like Gina said, like the women
having a fixer mentality in general is why a woman
would be drawn to that, because they want to help
people with their problems, and that's typically what the people make.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Money off of it. Gina, again, I disagree.

Speaker 10 (50:18):
I I but I did break these up into genders
because I think, I mean, it's cliche for a reason.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Nail text nuts. I can't speak to that, but go ahead. Strippers. Oh, jarn, Jaron,
what is your name? Jarn?

Speaker 9 (50:38):
All?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Right, so you was saying exotic dancer? Yeah, some really
nice exog nice have you have you dated one or
been involved in any way? Shaper?

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Okay, because there's a friend of mine that's not personal
exclusively our buddy Tim, not not Martinez, different Tim, but
he would exclusively date strippers and porn stars nice for
the longest time, and he was always like, I just
can't seem to get a relationship, right, you got to
stop it with the strippers.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
You that's the self selecting group, buddy. Yeah, I would
say this because that's that's an obvious one. Is there
one like that for men? Is there an obvious one
like that for men of crazy? I got one. Trainers
at the gym. Oh yeah, there you go. Those dudes
are nuts. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
Not personal trainers that will like go to your house
for hiding, but just random dudes being like, you know,
fishing for a new.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Uh twenty four hour fitness Yes, they're always They're always
the ones that are on the forefront of Yes. I
think it's a good point because it's a similar it's
a low barrier to entry, and there's a lot of
people just trying to figure something out.

Speaker 10 (51:42):
And to Sea Bass this point, I mean, I don't
want to offend SeaBASS because I know he's an ultimate
feminist on this show, but as somebody who has been
through all of these things, I can absolutely say women
studies professors are out of their.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Mind because that's important to all, because they're looking for problems.

Speaker 9 (52:01):
All.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Yeah, let's go to Brian Hey, Good morning, Brian.

Speaker 9 (52:04):
Morning.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
What's in your professional opinion? What profession attracts the craziest people.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
You've got to be people in the in the car business, salesman, managers,
auto texts.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Any people that I know that work out car dealerships
that I hear the craziest stories from. Yeah, I mean,
but it's adjacent to sales, because we were gonna, I
was gonna say sales. Anybody that's involved in sales always
super crazy.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Well, it takes a certain personality number one to do
any kind of sales car sales. So there's a reason
that the used car guy like, yeah, yeah, there's there's
a reason that that stereotype exists.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Some of the movies back in the day, like kind
of like man Cars with Kurt Russell.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Yeah, I forget about it that form, So thanks Ryan,
appreciate it. Yeah, but like mechanic kind of same.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
I didn't. I wouldn't have done that, like car dealer. Dude,
Well it's it's one of them that's coming up. All artists.
Oh that's true. Yeah, yeah, nine seven to four, nurses,
all those sexy people, people that do hair or nails,
anyone into singing, bank tellers, parking enforcements. But I would
say finance bros. Though, finance bros Are crazy. Yeah they

(53:25):
say that. Well that's the whole American psycho. Yeah, they're sociopathic,
perhaps physical therapists. Really old people be crazy and out
of pocket. All right, Yeah, they're for roofers three one
seven pest control. I've seen text sample the pesticides to
prove they're safe. What they're mostly sloppy, stinky and awkward.
There are heros cells and can't speak to the ladies. No,

(53:48):
he's easy. That's the right analysis of what they are.
But that's not what we're talking.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
I know all this as being a branch manager for
a major pest control company doesn't mean they're not crazy though,
see you bess.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
But what you mentioned there's they're sloppy losers, and that
accurate other heroes. But when this also go with your
argument about low barrier to entry, well yeah, that's that's
just that's getting sloppy losers. That's famously David Goggins was
a pest control guy when he was one hundred pounds over.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
Weigh and then he turned that all around to anybody
who works in the er. Does that have to be
a doctor or an earth that anybody works in the er?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (54:20):
Not?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
O eight says corrections officers and police officers. Like, why
you'd want to do either one of those jobs? That
to me makes you crazy? I could see, like small
town cop that's easy. But yeah, corrections is off. I mean,
I appreciate the work, but damn like nurse, why would
you sign up for? Yeah exactly U Bar tenders? Yeah
for sure, yeah, endless angry bar tenders? What about what

(54:41):
about chefs and restaurant cut.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Yes, okay, this I have a little experience with as
a person who worked food service, waiting tables and things.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Yes, yeahs, especially the people.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Who are doing it past like a college age. You know,
unless you work like at a really like high end
steakhouse or a place where you get those professional waiters
and waitresses, people who've just been there career, the career
guys jumping.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
From chili to chili.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
But it's it's the people who are still at Denny's.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Yeah, the old school line cook. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
And it's not like even a side gig. No, Yeah,
it's just the day all. I've been here for twenty
five years. Okay, crazy, Yeah, not for just being there
for twenty five years. But there's a reason you're still
there for twenty five.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Right, they'll put up with. It's also something that's is
easily you can move around if something goes bad at
that one place, you can move somewhere. Yeah, let's go
to Adam. Hey, good morning, Adam, Good morning show.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
What professions attract the craziest people?

Speaker 3 (55:36):
I would say anything in telecommunication, So like cable guys.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Oh okay, yeah, it's a that's one. Anybody works at
a cell phone store? Yeah, yeah, like those people. I
worked at a couple of them.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
I sometimes I feel like, okay, better call Saul. You
watch that, Okay, remember when you.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Had all the burners.

Speaker 6 (55:56):
I don't know like that to me is like the
typical I get it. Yeah, I mean when I worked
in the cell phone business there was a lot of fraud.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Adam, thank you, and people approve
credit and yes, I will agree. People making the comment
on on the on the text radio show people like
radio people. Radio people are.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Nuts, no argument, especially mid day house nuts. Absolutely crazy.
But they're hot depressed. That was what they say.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
It's like a bunch of a bunch of d students.
It's high school with ash trays. Yeah, there's definitely radio people,
serious people going.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
By weird names. Yep, you know what I mean. It's
the weasel.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
You're like fifty yep, eight seven seven forty four what
he will wrap up the topic coming up next if
you've got something more to add to it. On the
text over to two two nine eight seven. We're not
just naming off all professions. We're asking people.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
We're giving you some of the being pretty specific. Yeah,
we said there are you know.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Uh, exceptions to the rule of like hairdresser for example.
But we got to hear from from Greg. I want
to hear what Sammy has and I also want to
hear what Menace has. Show all right, So Greg Gory, Yeah,
what's the number one professional on your list that you
think attracts the craziest people?

Speaker 7 (57:15):
I think it people are always extrange and angry.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
Special breed, radio engineer, special breed.

Speaker 7 (57:24):
They have strange laughs, they get so mad at people
real fast.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Yeah, they're socially awkward. So it people.

Speaker 7 (57:31):
And then also on the list. I don't know how
to categorize it. I guess I would say bouncers or
hand or security guys like the guy when Woody and
I were at this one show and he said, you
can't stand here? Where can we stand? And he literally
made us move eight inches to the right, Like what
do you book us through your mind when.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
You support that policy? Like you're you're so power starved
and weird. Hey that's a jackass. I know that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Yeah, it takes a certain isle't know, I think you're
off a little bit. Yeah, if you do that, Sammy,
I would.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Say, I mean, I will say finance bros. I already
said that they're for sure crazy. They partied like crazy.
They're just crazy people.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
But also dentists to me are very crazy. Not dental assistance.
They all seem pretty normal to me, but the dentists themselves.
I've had almost all of them have been crazy.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
There is a stat out there. I believe that when
it comes to like professions where the suicide rate is high, dentist, sir, up, there.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Really number one. I have never even heard that. I
don't know. I don't know. I remember hearing that. I
don't know if it's true. I think that I'm seeing
that in at least one reference here. Yeah huh. I
don't know, Like, why is their insurance billing that bad?
I have no idea.

Speaker 9 (58:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
They've alway, They've always seemed pretty crazy to me, and
then the dental assistance will always be like apologizing for
them about kind of how crazy they are, and they're
super sweet.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
But the dentist comes in all crazy, what are.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
You stressed about? Like, you just came in here, you
tapped around a couple of times in that little hole,
were good?

Speaker 15 (59:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (59:02):
Yeah, she did all the work, yeah, menace. I mean
we covered salespeople, we covered nurses. From my experience working
in the grocery business, there was always, you know, people
that were kind of crazy and it was always full
of drama when it came to the amount of hours
you know, always talking about the union and stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Like that, Like were they managers or just soldiers at
the grocery store?

Speaker 6 (59:27):
Like both like people just like yeah, just like drama
in between management and the workers and going back and forth.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
And then yeah, when they.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
When they were off work, they would party also like
just you know, stealing from work that people would get
busted all the time, like doing dumb stuff.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Five six to two.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Yes, Sammy, every dentist I've worked for and I'm a
dental assistant is on the spectrum they're crazy.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 6 (59:53):
I don't know, like what I dent to school, I
was hanging out.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Did they start crazy? Are they driven crazy by the job?

Speaker 6 (59:58):
Yeah, we talked about old guys. Are we talking about
because my tennis is young?

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding exceptions send us a
text over to two to nine eight seven hous the
Treasure box game. You get to pick out a sticker
mask get something out of the treasure the treasure the
treasure chest.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Unfortunately no.

Speaker 17 (01:00:18):
Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Yeah, they show will be right back. You can't think
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Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Turn turn.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Works The Woody Show and we are into another new
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Thursday morning, Yeah, April the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
I'm Woody.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
That's great, gory boy, wood We got minutes up chea
grad right there there is sea man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Ye, Sammy's here.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding and
some of the texts A check in over to two
two nine eight seven and let's just jump right into it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
This week in audio, well unknigably, the biggest clip of
the week are the twin sisters in Australia. Oh yeah,
and I think they're faking it, dude. All right, So
this is to set folks if you are the one
person who hasn't seen these people or heard these women yet.
So these two twin sisters are describing their mother had
an attempted carjacking on her. And these two ladies, both
in their fifties, both kind of dirty, blonde, curlyish hair

(01:01:26):
in like scrubs, right, are scrubs for a reasonable discuss
in a moment, are discussing the matter to seven News Queensland.

Speaker 16 (01:01:34):
All right, and one guy, he was up there with
our mom and he he went up there and he
was coming.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Back down towards this and he goes run, he's got
a gun.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Okay, now, these two broads, these liars accord and yeah,
sure they're putting this on. The audio is not messed up.
It's not double dude, have any kind of technical difficulty there.
These twin sisters claim that they say the same things
in the same way at the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
The does it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
This is the like, the only interview that we're playing,
but I've seen multiple interviews where they're yeah, where they're
doing this again. Yeah, it's one of them starting first
and then the other one looking at her, yeah, and
just matches whatever she says and not talking at the
exact same time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
If you lived in Australia, you would know Bridget and
Paula Powers because they have been on as men I said,
all over the local telly for some decades. Now, this
is them. They do animal rescue. Yeah, this is them
talking about growing up on the show Insight as children,
they resisted efforts to prize them apart.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
Apparently when we're a little mom did separate us as
when we're a little toddle is one stay that.

Speaker 9 (01:02:47):
Aunties and we just just no stop screaming.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Okay, we could do that right now, cruise right there
is one of them starts the other one that kind
of watches it non stop screaming. But the got here
here's the question. And as you mentioned, they're wearing scrubs
because they do run a bird rescue, a pelican and
seabird rescue, which they have because once you get famous,
you get to go fund me automatically. Even they get

(01:03:12):
hurt in any way, their moms when almost got carjacked,
they've raised like a thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
But I have seen videos of these brothers who do
the same thing, but it's it's actually seems pretty damn
legit where they just say random gibberish at the exact
same time.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Yeah, here's my question is now that they are gone,
you know the megaviral this week, when do they get
their own podcast? And mean point like if all it
takes ship on the internet to be a reality show.
But we do have iHeart, Yeah, we don't want to
pay them six figures. Have a podcast that no one's
gonna listen to this week and audio the other big
story this week Shannon Sharp will hear won't he get

(01:03:49):
in a whole lot of trouble for apparently doing some
pretty awful sexual things to a lady. Well, she is
releasing audio. Are there recording anything I say? You're just
gonna have their recorded phone calls? Oh? Why would she
be Why would a twenty something year old or maybe
ninety nineteen year old be recording phone calls with a
fifty six year old weird? Interesting, Well, here's one of
them here.

Speaker 16 (01:04:08):
Anything I say, you're just gonna like get mad at
and you're just gonna hang up on me.

Speaker 17 (01:04:12):
So I feel like I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
You want to be a dick to me now, So
I don't want to be. Don't manipulate me.

Speaker 15 (01:04:20):
Oh I don't know that mercy if you said that
one one more time will choke?

Speaker 12 (01:04:25):
I see, Well I don't want to be truth.

Speaker 17 (01:04:29):
Yes you do.

Speaker 15 (01:04:31):
I don't think you have a choice in the matter.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Oh all right, now, if you look at her text messages,
she was saying things like that. She was saying something
like about the most explicit graphic sexual stuff you could say, yeah,
like the kind of girl who's into being choked, right,
among other things. Right, But again, this is a Trevor
Bower situation where if it happens. That's a giant. I
don't care. Stop hitting people during sex, everybody, right, stop it. Yeah,

(01:04:55):
I don't care if they say they want it, yeah,
stop it. Yeah. And one of those things rag like feet.
Don't get it, don't get it, Like I just have
someone beating the crap out of the air, smack in
the air and choking some sort of pain. Yeah, I
don't get it. And get it. If you're a fifty
six year old man, no offense. And I know from
my track record, stop banging nineteen year olds you meet
at the gym. Yeah, look at experience.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
Let me just tell you high fat Yeah, don't have
phone conversations with them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
What are you doing have these long conversations? And by
the way, this is not the people have been seeing
this problem in Shannon Sharp's life for a long time.
On his club podcast, Monique was getting He was like
asking her about dating advice, and she turned it right
back around on Shannon Sharp. I'm grateful I'm not fifty
six and trying, and you try to say, I'm.

Speaker 9 (01:05:40):
Looking right at you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Down, you better take your own ass and get somebody
to love you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Whoa he need him? Whole fat down can bake good cakes,
make some smother turkey wings.

Speaker 15 (01:05:52):
Who gonna rub his feet at the night time, okay,
and gonna have a sip with his cognac to make.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Him feel better about hisself when he comes home at night.
That's what you don't need, No twenty six year old girl.
You don't need, no thirty six ye old girl. This
is your auntie talking to you. Take your get you
old bitch out there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
They love you old.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Wow, I don't love bony be that funny in a
long time spot on though. Yeah, she's be generous with
twenty six by the way, Yeah all, we got some
more show, some more of the weekend audio coming up
for you next The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
And we are still going through some of the audio
this week in audio. What's next your seed?

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Bet? We got some hockey audio on playoffs obviously happening.
So the Kings, you're Los Angeles Kings have now for
the second time, invited a special group to do the
national anthem. Oh my god, I heard about this. Yeah
it is, And clearly they're screwing with you at this
point because it is a local group of senior citizens
from the Koreatown Senior Center. Oh bits, day, who are

(01:06:55):
not singing the national anthem? Oh no, but they're doing
this right here and.

Speaker 14 (01:07:00):
National anthem of the United States of America back by
popular demand, Please hold on with the harmonica cross from
Kouria Town Harmonica Community Zetter.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Oh god, it reminds me of fail song backed by

(01:07:33):
Popular Demand. Yeah, it's not well, they done it twice, Greg,
al right, and the Kings, The Kings are up to nothing.
So yeah, there's that, all right, clearly ironic. Yeah, no,
thank you, no, thank you, no, thank you. This week
in audio. All right, So, Kyle Ivan, this is for

(01:07:53):
the Senators Least series. I believe he is a He
wrote and performed a cover parody version of this song
to get them, Get them Senators past the leafs. It's
been a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Since we've been in.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
It wasn't easy, so we go little leafs socker.

Speaker 14 (01:08:26):
Okay, Yeah, I can't understanding of the lyrics. By the way,
the leaves all suck. They're up to nothing on your ass.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
I feel like this used to happen a lot more
than it does now, Like whenever a team would go
to you know, not necessarily like the first round of
the playoffs, but it would go deep into the NLCS
or the you know, Super Bowl, there would be those songs,
those guys songs, those guys from San Diego.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
That was the worst. I got that clip right here. Yes,
this is a couple of years ago where the Padres
they not only did they so this guy produced a
song for social media whatever anybody can do that Good
Morning San Diego showed up to a bunch of middle
aged men and their stupid Podres rap song. And this
is the I guess the Phillies at the time. Here's
that dearly going down to yellow and brown. That's what's

(01:09:22):
in again, Padres the terrible right now, let's go goose,
that's what's terrible. Performance.

Speaker 14 (01:09:30):
Yeah, Bryce gonna lose and man, he's gonna cruise.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
But if you're in the local TV station slack and
sending them back, that's what's in again.

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
Sometimes you need save people from themselves, you know. And yeah,
the local news shift stepped in and said, you know what,
maybe we should save these guys lives and not put
them on TV.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
And it didn't work.

Speaker 12 (01:09:53):
It was so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
At least the Korea, at least the old Korean ladies
with their harmonicas carry the crush.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
These fools.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Uh speaking of I guess, well, not not the Potters
but the Giants other California team. Uh, we are as
the fart show of record. We would be remiss without
including this happened while we were gone. The logan Web
of the San Francisco Giants was doing an interview after
a game, and in the locker room there and off
off mike or off camera, one of his teammates decided
to let it a little tuned out A gardener.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
At least fings with'm.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Sorry, I'm sorry sorry. Sports are always funny, Yeah, just
ripping on two of them.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
In fact, Uh, we have any Wiener show up lately
on any Wieners?

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Well, I think at athletes are so used to having
reporters and cameras in the locker room, which I honestly
don't get. I've never understood how that's allowed. Yeah, well
I I can you there's a there's a you can
put me in the room next door and I'll talk
to that player in five minutes after their dress. Yeah,
naked dudes walking around in the background.

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
I've been in.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
I was in the Falcons locker room once and tons
of wiener. Yeah, but the athletes know where cameras are
not oblivious, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
Going back to uh rally songs people used to take.
It was at cern Craft the Zombie Nation Zombi. Yeah,
you know that song, big Big m anthem, right, yeah,
and they would put clips from whatever the game was
the night before, Yeah, like oh Ronde And then another

(01:11:36):
one that always comes to mind because I just remember
these songs. You know, growing up and especially in the nineties.
This guy in Pittsburgh, Roger Wood, it's the local guy.
He would have these songs every year for the Pittsburgh
Steelers and it was.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Like here we go, Yeah this was and I don't
know because it was he would change it up with
the different player names, so god knows what year this was.
From here we Go, Spurgs Gone Tua.

Speaker 18 (01:12:04):
Superb Ball two, the Steelers backing the goals town of
Pittsburgh's hard and soul Steeler Nation has.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
The best fans. We are from Pittsburg to six time
Super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Chain and then you're in the parking lots or whatever
people were playing. He would sell these CDs of this
song all over town. I was always curious, like how
much money he made because every radio station in town
would be playing this song and it's really good.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
That's why. Yeah, it gives me the players.

Speaker 18 (01:12:39):
Roe win Gord Miller Wallace from Men.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Touchdown. If you get his ways, gonna knock you around.
I was at the Raiders tailgate last season that there
was something like this playing that was just as bad.
There's listing off players and it's terrible and I can't
gets goofy. But I tell you what, when you're a fan,
you dig it like I'm sure that Padres fans dug
those dudes. I would them.

Speaker 9 (01:13:06):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
You don't think so, You don't think like yellow. You
don't think the Padres fans. No, I think they got
disowned these Let's go goose, That's what I mean. I
can't disown the Korean old ladies playing harmonica. Yeah, I'm
not a Kings fan though. This week in audio, speaking
of sports people and crapping your pants, shack on inside

(01:13:29):
the NBA on t N T almost crapped his pants
during the live broadcast at the point that you have
to run off set during a live shot.

Speaker 14 (01:13:35):
Hey, the other thing about Kawhi is you know what
you alright, big fellow, go ahead, keep talking on TV.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
That's you've been drinking. Hey, you take some matches with you.
That wasn't something planned, was it? Oh my god? Keep talking.
I know people have talked about all things shack size
for years now, but can you just imagine that's a clock.

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
I was listening to Bert the other day because him
and Kreischer, Bert Kreischer, I've been doing a lot of
stuff lately, and he said something that was pretty funny.
He goes, imagine shack just holding up a toothbrush, and
how small that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Like a little tiny and he's one.

Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Of those those back scrubber brushes.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Like, yes, it look like mouth holding a sandwich. Right, Hey,
let's shout out the Chacaroni pizza make its come back now.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
This week in audio, speaking of farts, this is some
home camera, like a little living room cam of a
woman talking to her four year old and four year
old's talking about some stupid kids book or whatever, and
a four year old sitting on a wooden chair, and
wouldn't you know it, the four year old fart.

Speaker 14 (01:14:44):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
Wow, that's a four year old part. You could hear
even the four stops talking, the mom staring at the
kids like what the hell? Kids? So amazing?

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Wow, that's really good. It's really good Greg. That kind
of rivals one of yours. I agree, that was some
pretty strong ones.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Motorcycle.

Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
Yeah, I like it up and down like yeah, like
a Yamaha or something.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
Yeah, I mean Greg, Greg's had some classic, really great
there's one's good for four year old.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Here's one of Greg's from twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Oh sick. Yeah, that's pretty good. And then it's pretty good.
This is uh, this is really good. This is Greg
from Let's see uh, this is the longest fart ever
from the Woody Ship.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
We are wrapping up this round of this week in
Audio and what's next to your Sea bass guys.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
You know Martha Stewart has a podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
No, g know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
I think our company is paying her fantastic thank you
side for years. Oh, she's got Glen Powell. I'm Sammy okay, Yeah,
Crafts and the rat faced actor Glen.

Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
Powell apparently for his new line of.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
You Caught him he was inside chewing the inside of
her pumpkins.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Yeah, totally, and we'll be on my podcast. What are
all these small droppings of that? Yeah, she caught him
in a trap. Kylie Jenner, the Chemist knows everything about makeup.
Oh yeah, well the actor and knows I guess we're
out it too. He knows things about sauces, he does.
And Martha Stewart though she knows a little something about

(01:16:50):
Glen Powell.

Speaker 15 (01:16:51):
I'd already seen you on television and hit Man. Oh yeah,
oh I love that one. Yeah, and you were so
good at that, thank you. And I did watch you.
And you're Sydney Sweeney, a rom calm than you, and
you're a handsome actor.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Watch out, Sammy. All these cougars are trying to get
out of the older eyesight's not good.

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
She's got a giant Costco size bottle of k WY
and she's not afraid to use it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
Martha Stewart sounding her age.

Speaker 7 (01:17:21):
Elderly, that's why she thinks he's attractive. Her judgment is
kind of out the window.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
How dare you?

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
You got to spit on it first, Glenn, it's Martha Stewart.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
And when he walked in, she jumped up on a chair.
Yeah get it. This week and audio the Joe Budden Podcast,
he's still doing his Yeah casting, doing really well. He
had He's not naked in this one. He has with
Khalifa and embarrassing. He's bringing shame to the city of Pittsburgh. Oh,
the Wiziness, Yes, Pittsburgh's favorite sons. Somehow, the the the

(01:17:56):
topic of is the Earth round or flat? You know
that thing that was settled a couple of thousand years ago. Yeah,
came up and whiz has an interesting take. Is the
Earth round?

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I would say, no, which shape is it? I just
believe that we live on a flat plane. Yeah, like
a huge flat plane.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Yeah, it's only.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Because I've traveled so much. Did you ever get to
the edge of the earth. Nah, it's not that the
routes that we take and how we do it. It's
not possible to go up and down. You're just going straight.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Oh right, there's no travel north to south.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
You don't go up. You say that, but I've never
gone north to south. I've gone straight. Oh, just straight? Ye?
And I got left maybe yeah? Right? What an idiot?
How embarrassing? Yeah, I mean I don't know yellow, black
and yellow.

Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
I don't have any of the straight face says stuff
like we were right. What was the text we got earlier?
It said it's not about Oh, there was about something
about pollution. Yeah, and uh, the smog and The pollution
is not from because cars now.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
Don't barely emit zero mission. It's all the chem trails
from these damn planes that they're spraying constantly. My question
to those idiots is they, let's say the illuminatis thro spray.
How are they avoiding the effects of the camp trails
they're spraying. Yeah, yeah, they have a special vaccine the water.
Rich people still die.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
That is just to throw everybody else off. Or do
you rich people ever die? Oh yeah, maybe maybe they
go to the center of the earth and live another
Nobody knows.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Why is the Pope dead if he's a part of
the Illuminati? Is he Is he dead? He's just out
there on on Easter Sunday and he.

Speaker 9 (01:19:35):
Was fine.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Jobs in the library, dude, with all the other secrets. Well,
there we go. That's this week in audio. Thank you
bass out here. More Woody shows next hang Out. You
better make her as ugly as she was in real life.
You look like a foot she was so unattractive. She
looks like Joe Pesci Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
It's a throwback Thursday. I don't know where Menace went
to go poopy, probably.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
I think I figure he will want to be a
part of this because we welcome here to the station,
to the radio station studio for the Woodies Show. He's
a well look at him, Look he's pretty. He's the
pride of Pakoma. He is the senior vice president and
managing partner of Club Turn Up, Bladies and Gentleman el
Presidente DJ, Tim Martine. And the thing is, like, I

(01:20:43):
heard a couple people at the takeover on Monday ago.
You're Tim Martinez. Yeah no, there was a lot of
those people, but a couple of them said, wow, you're
way more good looking than I even imagine.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Okay, I didn't hear.

Speaker 17 (01:20:56):
I didn't hear.

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
I said, that's why he's our little brown Okay, Yeah,
come on, Tim, you didn't hear that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
I didn't hear. I didn't hear that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
Once there's a yeah, there was one woman right in
front of the broadcast area, and then and then there
was another one a little bit yeah, dude. Then there
was another one at the you know what. The second
one was at our VIP reception. I don't think you
were standing there for it, okay, And they said, yeah,
I met I met Tim Martinez. And then she was
going off about like you know how how adorable you were.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
When we introduced him at the VIP reception, the crowd
went wid.

Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
I know, god, it was a great event though, am
I right?

Speaker 6 (01:21:37):
Oh my god, so good. I'm still recovering, Yeah, still recovery.
I'm like, why am I still tired four days ago?

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Well? Yeah, I mean that was a very full day
on Monday into the next morning. Yeah, for sure. And
then we had we had a long night on Sunday night.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
We did because we had a good time. As his traditions,
Tim and I shut it down. We were like the
last people at the bar. I saw that per usual
or usual drinking double tequilas all night. But anyway, Tim,
I know you very busy with the takeover and a
lot of the organizational stuff and everything else.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
But thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
Yeah you guys didn't get you didn't get lost once.
So my job, my job was a success, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
And everything else is good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
I'm just I'm telling you, it's like I love the
weather this week, Like oh see, he likes it gloomy old.
There's so many sports.

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
Happening in La right now, Like it's I love it
all this week.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
Well, I mean, you know there's a summer, a couple
of little rain showers here there. I mean, looking at
the forecast I saw Saturday is probably be a little
bit of a little the rain showers and you know,
like a high of like fifty eight or something. Yes,
we have to handle it, at least in the San
Fernando Mountain.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
But hey, I want to thank you guys though too.

Speaker 6 (01:22:58):
You guys were such rockstar walking around the park and Monday,
Like some people are like, hey, can I get a photo?
Like every single one of you like stops. Of course
it's about I just love that. I mean the three
people that said hello to me, like hey, Timar, I
was like, hey, what up?

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Like we were just talking.

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
But you guys, it's like multiplied multiplied by six thousand people.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Oh yeah, it was crazy, you know, but it was.
It was cool.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
Everybody was super nice.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
And it's truly, I mean truly an honor to have
somebody stop it, like even one in Yeah, like come
to my house. See how little anybody cares about me
there in my house. That don't matter at all, you Matt.
What I'm saying like that matter? You know, it's the
dog to the dog, absolutely matter. That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
A throwback Thursday, DJ Tim Martinez back in the day,
spinning these songs. We're going nostalgic on it. We put
them in charge of picking the song for us each week.
And what are we going up in the club with Tim?
All right, we're going a staple in the club. We're
going nineteen ninety gonna make you sweat, music.

Speaker 6 (01:23:59):
Factor, you shoe.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
This one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
We always if this is an ongoing joke, I don't
think we even brought this up on the air. We
could be like, oh my god, l A, it's so beautiful.
Everybody wait now filled with garbage and homeless people at all? Oh,
it's like, oh hey Greg, wait now look how fat
Greg is? Everybody? Wait now I like that he's so skinny?

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Like everybody way now, all right up in.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
The clerk back Thursday, it's the Woody Show, all right
up in the clurb, yes see, and seeing music Factory. Everybody, wait,
now such a big penis? Oh hey, look who's back?

(01:24:53):
Menace where you were? Man?

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
He came about halfway through the song.

Speaker 9 (01:24:58):
He won.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
He wondered a everybody called telephone It was Ben in
a while ago. Okay, you have multiple multiple phone calls,
antiateex message and there's.

Speaker 5 (01:25:09):
A call, and there's a thing that happens during this
time every day called the Show. It's on the radio.
That's been a while, Sammy, did you.

Speaker 15 (01:25:19):
Know that song?

Speaker 5 (01:25:20):
Yes, I know, Yeah, the remixes will DJ Tim Martinez, everybody,
everybody always great to see you, Tim.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
We'll see you next week. The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hi, it's a Thursday morning.
It's April the twenty fourth. We are The Woody Show, Woody,
Greg Gory, Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Hi, there's Gina. Gret Sea bats is here.

Speaker 5 (01:25:56):
Sammy Morgan's ticket to calls eight seven seven four before
you can hit us up with the text. You can
send those texts over to to nine eight seven. We
got some of the birthdays and the Porno Birthday coming
up here in just a few minutes. But first, Menace
is gonna tell us what's happening with entertainment.

Speaker 6 (01:26:14):
Well, I'm super excited about this. I don't know if
you saw the headlines, but there are they are working
on a new Toys r US movie live action and
they said toiser us movie. Yeah, they said it's gonna
be in the vein of a Night at the Museum.
The future, Big giraffe.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
I can see that. I'm sorry, I can see a
cartoon because I had those cartoons. But I guess if
this is a cartoon, but this is more like night
at the Museum, then all the toys come alive, and yeah,
that'd be super fun.

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
I mean, I do, I do have a place in
my heart for toys r Us saying, Breadtha, you're a
Toys Rus kid. It's the same thing with like Disney.
I went to Disney once when I was a kid,
eight years old, and you know, my mom and stepdad
brought me and my stepsisters there, and then ever since then,
it's like all I wanted to do was go back. Yeah,
And as an adult, I think that's why. And like Greg,
you know, has a question about like Disney adults, I

(01:27:02):
think it's because they were Disney kids, and it's the
what I'm saying, but I'm saying it's the nostalgia factor.
And it's like the way that you feel, like I know,
we were talking about Gina, like like when I walk
into the park, like on main Street and you first
go on to Mainstream, like, I don't know that that's
just such a relaxing feeling. I know some people give
any kind of crowd or whatever, you'll give them anxiety, happiness.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
It's easy living. Yeah. Yeah. But with this Toys r
Us movie, it Toys r Us.

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
It made me think right away about how they had
those tickets back in the day when you wanted an item,
let's say, buy a video game, or if you wanted
to buy a bike, and you would pull the ticket
and then you would take it up to the resistant
and then they would go in the back and grab it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
That was so much fun. I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
And then also I lived by a Haunted Toys r Us.
It was an episode. Yeah, it was even an episode
of I Don't Unsolved Mysteries.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
It ruled. That's what this movie should be about.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
I'd watch that audit Toys. Here's here's the Toys r
Us jingle from the eighties.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
I remember you want to get the choice wreckage.

Speaker 17 (01:28:09):
They got a marine tries and joy dressed that I
can play with them.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
I'm toys just kidding. We got the best for so
much as you.

Speaker 9 (01:28:23):
Toy store.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Up more more.

Speaker 6 (01:28:35):
Kid, tell yeah, a couple more Toys r Us things. Yes,
they have some Toys r Uses inside Macy's, but like
a couple of macis are closing down, and so I
went to one that was closing down and it was
all adults like going through all the toys that they can,
you know, flip and sell online. And then also I
went to the Philippines shout out to Supic Bay, and

(01:28:55):
when I was walking around, they had to stand alone toys.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
R US got lots of toys RUS internationally. So that's yeah,
that's well for what he but it was awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
You guys start speaking of old timey throwback stuff. You
remember the the commercial for Lego and it was Zach Zach,
Zach Sack. He's a Lego man sack right hold on
Ustine Trim and I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Pulling it up on on YouTube. Here give a movie there. Oh, boys,
name is Michael, chicks are black Cadillac.

Speaker 9 (01:29:34):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
He sent his comic Tom. Remember remember that this Zach Zach.
He's a Lego maniac. Sa Zach, He's a Lego maniac.

Speaker 9 (01:29:53):
So cool.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
Yeah, that's one.

Speaker 17 (01:29:58):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
I was big into Legos.

Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
They didn't have they had a couple of Legos sets,
you know, like I remember they had an airport, they
had a police station. But that was not like the
stuff they have now. The sets you can buy now
are so cool, and back then it was just random
legos whatever you and all.

Speaker 10 (01:30:12):
The market Yeah, and all the super marios have has
microchips in it too, so it interacts with you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
It's crazy. That's cool and expensive. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
And in other news, Kelly Rippa says that she might
return to four year call to a four year of
college to finish her uh scichology degree. No, no, I instantly,
let's let them sign it out. Okay, psychology degree or
psychology degree. Well, she says, well, see, I think that

(01:30:43):
she's actually fishing because she's put that out there and
she's like it would make her dad really happy because
she never finished college. And she goes, maybe somebody out
there will give her an honorary degree.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
That's what I've been trying to do. I support those,
but there's not a psychology degree, which is not equally worthless.
But still I do not support honorary degree. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
So there's a guy that you know, our friend, Tony
whip Boy, Tony Mont. He works at this radio station
in Saint Louis, and there's a guy who works for
one of the other radio stations. He got an honorary
doctorate from I forget where, and he insists that everybody addressed.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Him as doctor under circumstances. Are you serious? He goes, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
He gets really mad and he will correct anybody. He goes,
excuse me, it's doctor. It's not real.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Yeah, like a doctor of letters or something. So he
won't even go by his first name. People get either
call him doctor or doctor with his doctor gory because
he got an honorary doctor. Should that should be a
new law that like, unless you are a medical doctor,
and I'm talking to you too, chiropractors, you can't call
yourself doctor. That's stolen valor.

Speaker 6 (01:31:54):
Jason.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
It's a honorary one.

Speaker 10 (01:31:57):
Doctor Phil included Seaba, my brother in law, Pepper, he's
a neuroscientist but has no medical degree.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Does he still get to keep his doctor? I would
say so, because, like, for instance, my all my both
high school and college professors of course in the chemistry, physics,
et cetera, were doctors doctor ritz right, I will call
them that in class or on campus, but not in
the wild.

Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
I agree with that, all right, Thank you well? H
Speaking of college, Baron Trump is in college. Now put
your politics away. I just thought this was interesting. Baron
Trump says that he doesn't give out his phone number.
He only talks to people. Well, it used to be
via Discord, but now it's via Xbox. So that's how
he communicates with his friends in college, because he said

(01:32:40):
if he gave out his number, it would probably get
given to somebody else and then I'll get leaked online
and then a thousand calls.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
So I don't really get what Discord is.

Speaker 10 (01:32:48):
I've only seen like super nerds be like I got
a date with my Discord kitten.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Well, what is discord?

Speaker 6 (01:32:55):
Discord is basically like a chat app or like I
would say.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Is it like what's happen? Yeah, no, no, no, no,
you can do It's it's essentially a chat app like
a but it has groups, so like I could I
could just I could be on Discord and a talk
to me.

Speaker 6 (01:33:10):
Yeah, remember when it was like message boards back in
the day, So it kind of has like a message boards.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
Like a video game thing or anything.

Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
Well cavy, Yeah, video gamers. Gamers, they love using Discord
like that's their jam, but it can be any type
of topics.

Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
I asked about it on the air because years ago
my son wanted to sign up for it and I
was like, is this a good idea?

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
I don't know what it is?

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
Yeah, And I was told at the time, I was advised,
probably not the best thing good to know, especially for
how old he was at.

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
That time, which yeah, ten years old. It's not really
you know, kid friendly. You can find anything on there,
but it's pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
I like it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
So in other news that I know you're super excited
about this one, F one Academy All Female Racing is
now they they now have a release date for their
Netflix for the Netflix show. It is May twenty eighth,
So anybody all right, okay, all right, well people have
been waiting for the release date.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
On that one, so may well.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
Menace is way into the all anything that has to
do with F one.

Speaker 15 (01:34:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:34:11):
I love it, and I blamed Burke Kreischer. Burt Kreischer
sold me on it on a podcast. He started talking
about it and how passionate he was about it. I
was like, all right, I know it gets a lot
of crap in Las Vegas, but I said, you know
the way that Burt was talking about it, I'll give
it a chance. And then I started watching it and
now I feel like it's the reality showed for dudes,
because these are all guys that like grew up with

(01:34:32):
each other.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
They all talked back to each other. They're mega rich,
and they're just driving cool ass cars. It's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:34:38):
But yeah, he's gotten so into F one that anything
F one related, like medace is Yeah, it's like you
were flying, yeah, like he was. Yeah, he was talking
the other day. Are you really considering getting like a
like an F one simulator?

Speaker 9 (01:34:53):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
No, no, but you were talking about flight some of
the laters with somebody, and I was asking how much
they would how much they cost, because I know the
F one simulators go for like two hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Like the really good ones. God yeah, yeah, nothing like that.
I'm like, I might as well as buy it. Ferrari Io. Yeah,
it's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:35:11):
Also, do you see on Easter that Billy ray Cyrus
and Elizabeth Hurley have become Instagram official Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
I did see that. It was on Sandy Speed. Yeah,
popped up for me.

Speaker 8 (01:35:25):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
Last I heard about Billy ray Cyrus, he was like
performing somewhere and everybody was dogging on it because he
seemed he seemed really hammerd.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:32):
Well, his sons are like putting out videos online saying
that they're super concerned about his health and all kinds
of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
But he's out with Elizabeth Hurley Grant, right, Oh is
that right? Wasn't that the thing back in the day.
I don't know about her and Billy Ray seemed like
a very odd couple to be out there.

Speaker 6 (01:35:50):
I think she was with Hugh Grant when he got
caught with that hooker that.

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
You're right, she's way too hot for him. He still
looks great.

Speaker 5 (01:35:58):
She's fifty nine years old.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
She's she's whaty baite, too thin, dark burnette. You know
she's got to look.

Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
Yeah, its great, all right? Got like that girl next door.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
She married a mega rich Indian guy. Good for her.
Rune they are and now center something got that call
center money.

Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
Speaking about hot older women, Debbie Moore, she got voted
World's most beautiful people. Guys, she got the cover of
People's magazine on that one. She's sixty two years old.
Anybody watch the substance Yet she's mega naked in it constantly,
but not sexual.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
She's just nude in it, just nude. Yeah, she's changed
her face so much with plastic surgery.

Speaker 8 (01:36:41):
I'm just saying, should that be Should that be a
lot if you've had major I mean, however you get there?

Speaker 3 (01:36:47):
Yeah, yes, it's not the natural beauty contest. How do
you look now?

Speaker 5 (01:36:52):
All right, thank you very much, menace, No problem. Time
for your birthdays and birthday goat show.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
We're gonna shiver, We're gonna sit bag.

Speaker 9 (01:37:03):
He was like, it's.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
Say and you know we don't do and we'll sorry.
The celebrities. Happy birthday to Kelly Clarkson, who is forty
three today. Cedric the Entertainer is sixty one. Tyson Ritter,
who is the lead singer of the band All American Rejects,
is forty one.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
Jamon Hansu, Oh yeah, Jamon Hansu. Jamon. I thought it
was Jamon. I thought it was Ja Mun Jai Mund John.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
It's Jai Mun John sueon the Fisherman King and Aquaman.
He was in both Guarded to the Galaxy and Captain Marvel.
He's sixty one. Joe Kerey, he's Steve Harrington and Stranger Things,
and I had no idea. He's also the musician that
goes by the name.

Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
D j O.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:37:50):
That was no, Yeah, I didn't know that was Steve
Harrington and Stranger Things Crazy Anyway. Joe Kerey is thirty
three years old today. Babs Bob Streisan is eighty three
years old. I think Greg's the one gay dude that
doesn't like Barbara Streiss. Dan, how do you feel about
Bette Midler basically in the same boat as Babs?

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Kind of annoying? Annoying?

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Yeah, Peter Honey pain yuck eighty three years old today.
Jack Quaid who plays Hughie and the Boys. He was
in the Hunger Games movies as well. He's thirty three.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
He's in Medis's favorite movie. Yeah, uh no one there
you go. No Kane, Oh yeah, I never even got
to see it. Yeah, Kane, I wanted to see it,
was shouting it out. I know, I was. I was
hyped to see it about it. Then I didn't end
up go and see it.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
Aidan Gillen who is Peter Baylish and Game of Thrones.
He was also on the Wire. He's fifty seven. Rory
McCann the Hound on Game of Thrones.

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
It is fifty six.

Speaker 5 (01:38:46):
Melnda Clark, who was Julie Cooper Nickel on The O
C and Lady Heather and CSI fifty six an old
timey Oscar winning actress Shirley McLain.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
She is ninety one.

Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
And your porno birthday today is ex wife Karen and
today's birthday girl, She's laid more wood than a professional
flooring contractor. Sixty six fine films, including Karen's anal Surprise,
What a surprise. She was in Naughty Realtor Shows.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
At All Volume one, Who sounds good?

Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
Let me watch before my turn? Huh, that's the back
door was opened?

Speaker 3 (01:39:23):
Volume one.

Speaker 5 (01:39:23):
She was in that bet thick tattooed hottie gets rubbed
and banged and who can forget her unforgettable role? And
airport security leaves no penis untouched.

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
I hain'te that the truth?

Speaker 5 (01:39:36):
And that's the name she goes by, ex wife Karen.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
I'm looking at it right now.

Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
Your hand days like thirty three years old today, and
that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that a
little Thursday morning. Look what's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
What would you call this? Like forty five triple geese
zz Wow, she's got to go on yu. Yeah, we're
going to take a quick break. We got some more
what he show for you next, Hang on the Woody Show.
We'll be back in a sec. Buila wouldn't approve the
Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:40:07):
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It's available just by going to the woodieshow dot com.
Tomorrow Exciting Tomorrow is a Friday morning wrapping up the
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Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
Joe Coy will be our in studio guest ye bringing
Joe Coy, Stop and buy.

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Also to see if we can impress. Joe Menace is
going to do his best work with a late night monologue.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
Week in review.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
Oh yeah, along with the Friday fail stories we got
the Dumbass contest will be the duyq that and whatever
we can do to get through the morning and into
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At the Woody Show. Yeah, Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom please.

Speaker 7 (01:41:09):
Yeah, boobs and butts are like the sun. You can
take a quick look, but don't stare.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
Or you can get burned.

Speaker 10 (01:41:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
Good, then your wife or girlfriend notices that you're looking. Yeah,
although you know, like women are checking out dudes. I
just don't know if dudes get all that butt hurt
the way that women do. Like, if if I saw
my wife like looking at it, ogling over a dude.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
You wouldn't be bad.

Speaker 5 (01:41:34):
Yeah, I mean, it's just who was she talking about recently, Like, Oh,
he's a good looking guy, Like, Okay, I'm like, are
you doing this trying to make me gus because it's
it's not working.

Speaker 3 (01:41:45):
I don't care. She goes no, but I mean, you know,
he's just he's just really good looking. And I go,
huh uh huh, And I don't work that way. I
just is that wrong. I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
It's a good thing she finds she finds this other
guy attractive. Yeah, human, Yeah, what's the worst case scenario?
She cheats on me and then I have a quiet
house all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
Yeah, which is your dream? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
Thank you very much, Greg, gory. Thank you so much
for giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
you back here on Friday. Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
Smdam I quit this bitch.