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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:06):
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Speaker 4 (00:16):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning everybody. Today is April the twenty fifth,
twenty twenty five. And you guys, today is Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I tried to switch up the Friday song last week.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
No, people didn't like it. No, it is better. Wow, Yeah,
all right, it's fine. Andrew w k it is the
Woodie Show. Thanks for being here. On Boodie.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
That's Greg Gory, we got Menace, Hi, we got Gina Grave,
Seabasses here, Sammy Bord, Menji Morgan Vaughn. It's Friday. Let's
go happy. Now back to the traditional Friday song. That's
(01:34):
a party hard all right. So it's Friday. It's the
Woodie Show. Mission today, get through the morning, end of
the weekend as quickly as we can. Comedian Joe Coy
is gonna be on the show. I'll be talking to
our good buddy Joe. Also today, Friday fail Stories, We've
got the Dumbass Contest, got the d u i Q.
That'll be coming up a little bit later. Oh and
while Joe Coy is here. Menace is going to show
(01:57):
off what Heye, Menace is gonna show off his comedy skills,
his comedy the round of This Week in Review, the
late night monologue.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah noise, but I mean this for a long time
and as you should be a season pro. Oh exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
You can really impress Joe.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You know, yeah, you can open it for him.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh yeah, Hey, what's the what's the plumbing issue you had?
Because I don't know what the answer is, but like
I'm sure we got somebody who's listening.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah, plumbers out there. I have this weird issue and
it only happens in the evening at my house. But
and now my house is built upwards, so.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I don't know what houses. Yeah no, but I no ground,
not a ranch style. What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
So I don't live in a manshion or anything, but
I live it has three floors. Yeah, yeah, but I
don't live in a townhouse. So on the third floor,
the toilet in the evening, it sounds like it's flushing randomly,
so it'll be like it will just sound like it's flushing,
and then probably forty five minutes an hour late, it
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sounds like it's flushing again. I know that is what
is happening.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
I do know.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Okay, So now I'm understanding what you were what you were.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Okay, it's only in the evening though, and it's only
in the evening. It's only on the top the top floor.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
So are you only noticing the evening because like, if
you're doing stuff during the day, maybe you wouldn't know
because there's other things you're distracted, got maybe a TV going,
you're doing something else on your phone, and because you're
it's quiet and said night, maybe you notice it. Because
what doesn't make any sense. It would be one part
of the day or the other. But what does make
sense is it sometimes depending on the tank of the toilet.
I forget what it's called. The flapper I think is.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Uh, yeah, it'll say add water, which I've done.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You know, I'm saying it'll slowly because what you have
to do is you have to take that flapper out
and you have to clean it because it gets like
a layer of like almost like like a schmutz, right yeah,
and it will water seep and it won't create a
complete seal. And so what's happening is that, uh, the
water gets down to a certain level and it starts
filling up and going. So it sounds like that that
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sound that you're talking about, like a flushing kind of sound.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Because my water bill is a little bit higher.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
That's yeah, yeah, you only notice it in the evening
because that's when you're quiet. Yeah, you're lying around.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
But I'm like meditating during the day.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Oh sure, just kidding, Yeah, that would be my guess
what that Okay, I'll try that the flap flap up.
Also the ball report. I have a similar This is
maybe be a question for Greg. I have a similar
evening noise problem in my place around eleven pm every night.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I don't know what it is, but I hear this
and it's somebody right above me in our complex. It
sounds like they are running I don't know, a vacuum,
but not not on just like a rolling like an
ab wheel, a steady. It's like a back and forth.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
It might be one of those rowing machines right.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
The floor. It's like the sound is coming through like
it's attached to the floor. Like it's almost like they
have like the like they're in an office chair just
rolling back and forth across the hardward.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
But one of those things because I know, like when
I'm working out, like, yeah, you have that thing like
you can kind of do like a It's like in
a push up position. It's like, yeah, you hold on
to either side of the wheel and it rolls out.
Sound like that. Here's the thing is repetitive or is
it random?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's you know, it's not like a machine where it's
exactly it's it's kind of randomish. But it's every night
eleven o'clock. Again, it sounds if I had a guess,
it's like an office chair or some kind of thing.
They're either dragging or rolling across the floor and I
want to leave them a note. I would do, but
I want to do it in a way that's classy
and professional.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
I see what you always do, just complain to the office. Well,
because I don't think, hello, this is a Sebastian. I
would trust me you didn't number four. But I don't
think it's anything they would or could do anything about.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I think it's so hard to catch when you hear
something upstairs. Is probably the thing that drives me the
most insane because you don't know what it is. It's loud,
and you wonder why are you doing that, Yeah, especially
when there's no rhyme or reason to it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
First of all, ballcock right, ballcocks always bock eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. If it could be anything else,
if you are a plumber, and maybe it's like, oh yeah,
well this happens only at night, and it's actually that's
what's happening. Something's flushing, and you can help mend us out.
Hit us up on the text Friday check ins as well.
Over to two to nine eight seventh The Woody Show,
(06:17):
and we are into another new hour, the Insensitivity Training
for a Politically Correct World. It is Friday morning. Oh yeah,
it's April to twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. I'm wody.
That's Greg Gory h Woody Menace. Good morning to you, sir,
Good morning Woody. What we got Gina Grand you're her
Seabats is here? We got Sammy Morgaant's taking your calls
(06:38):
at eighty seven seven forty four, Woody. You can set
us a text over to two to nine eight seven
and our in studio guests, ladies and gentlemen, it is
comedian Joe Cool.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh yeah, yes, I Joe Love. How are you see you?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Happy?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I feel like we don't get to see you very much.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
He's traveling so much more last to bits suddenly much
just in the Philippines.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Did you see what happened to me?
Speaker 10 (07:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, I want to ask you mentally, you know. Yeah,
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Let me let me get some of the business out
of the way here first. Joe Cooy just announced a
very cool thing. He and Gabriel Iglacia is fluffy. They
are doing a big comedy show. And when I say big,
I'm talking stadium big. They're gonna be playing Sofi Stadium
in Los Angeles on Saturday, March twenty first of next year.
So it's it's ways off March twenty first, and twenty
(07:30):
twenty six. Of those tickets go on sale today, So
today they go on sale ticketmaster dot com. It's gonna
be the biggest comedy show ever. What's the capacity for
because you could set things up for different depending on
what the what the event is. But like so for
a comedy event, like how many tickets are we talking
about here, we're setting it up to go all the way. Yeah,
(07:51):
like medicine is talking about they can expand it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
To like one hundred. They can expand it to one hundred.
That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. But right now, right now,
you know, we're you know.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
The pre sale is crazy. Yeah, pre sale is crazy.
Twenty thousand on pre sale. Yeah, that's good for most places.
It's okay for so far good.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, you know, No, dude, it's gonna be the first
time that a comedian will headline at that venue. It's
a it's a new place. It's a nice place. Wow, beautiful,
But that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, so who headlines? Like, so do you guys flip
a coin, like who's going to go on first? And
then who goes on that?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
We still haven't even decided that.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, I've always wondered, like how when you get like bands,
like you get two big bands. Sometimes they're on a tour. Yeah,
they'll alternate the night. Yeah, but in this particular night,
it's one night.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
I think he's going to do eight minutes and then
I go out and do nine.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Super Bowl of Comedy event, are you going to have
a halftime show? We're gonna have a halftime show and
it's gonna be so cool. Maggestion.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Uh, that would rush Lou Diamond Phillips her hands down perfect.
He's a Philip, you know, dude, definiteayed the Mexican. Yes,
it's perfect for this event. He knows any characters and
he can actually sing too.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
You're just taking like weird out right, because everybody always
wants weird how to play the big halftime shows like
the super Bowl. There's always that petition that goes around
for weird out.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
You know, he tours and I've yet to see him,
Like sometimes our paths will cross and I want like
I'm either leaving or or you know what I mean,
And man, I want to see He's one of the
world's nicest people. Really, I want to see him live.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
It would be a toss up, like who's nicer, Joe
Croy or weird Out.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
He just did coach, did he really?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Totally? Joe?
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Hold on?
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Is that bed Joe walking on this compliment? You knew
Greg was complimenting me on an Yeah, we're talking about
weird now. Greg is like, let me tell you about
hamburgers mixed the cheeses. When talk about it, be honest
with me. Are you saying that because Joe Koy gave
you a jacket?
Speaker 11 (10:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, true?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Jacket rule more than just a jacket, thank you. No,
but no, Joe has always been the nicest and weird.
It is weird, al nice of course. But do I
text with him?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
No?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
When I read what happened to Joe, I texted him
two words cruise ship. He responds, tour bus. That's it. Yeah, family,
you don't need planes anymore, you know, yeah, exactly, there
you go, and and it was it's way more than
one jacket.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I do want to bring that up, yeah, because what
we were talking about when we first got how do
you here here? Okay, well you were coming back from
the Philippines. Yeah, and there was an incident with the plane.
So this is it is an airline. This is you're
not flying private, No, that's commercial. It was commercial. Yeah,
so it was a commercial commercial jet.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
So you want me to go through it real quick? Yes, yes,
all right, So we catch the Red Eye. By the way,
my whole family's on this plane. Yeah right, yeah, it
was packed packed, right, and and then all of a sudden,
you know, it's a red Eye. So right when we
take off about an hour and we're already going to sleep, right,
and I hear just just like the overheads being slammed
(11:08):
I'm like, this is the rudest customers, Like you know
what I mean, like stop it? Yeah, I just ignored it.
And then all of a sudden, I hear heavy running,
like and uh and that's when I took the blanket
over my head. And you ever, I've been saying this
for ever since it happened. We don't like karens No
(11:29):
one likes a Karen. I'm in love with karens Now
because what happened on that plane. This Karen, who was
flying back to LA with me.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
As the as the staff is running, she goes.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Are you gonna tell the pilot you don't know where
the fire Exignisure is?
Speaker 6 (11:47):
And that's when I was like, huh liar.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
And it was just completely covered in smoke that the
entire plane was just filled with smoke and it was
electrical smoke on so it's just it was really bad.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
And then how far into the flight were you?
Speaker 6 (12:01):
About an hour and we're over the ocean at this point.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
And then and that's when she starts telling me to
wake them up and prepare for landing and I was like, wait, what,
Like this can't be happening right now.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah, so it's not where we landed, you know what
I mean, And so they didn't they didn't make an
announcement yet in the in the cabin, so you're just.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You're you're, well, no announcement.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah, and then now I have to, you know, get
their beds up.
Speaker 12 (12:23):
Did they drop the oxygen mask?
Speaker 8 (12:25):
They can't because it was electual fire. So they give us, Yeah,
that's like a bomb.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
You know what I mean, oxygen.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
So they gave us wet towels. So we had to
put wet towels over our faces.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
And uh. And of course I have to be the.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Dad, you know what I mean, being you know, strong.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
But in my head, I'm praying and I'm like, is
this really happening?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
I just I just bought schools and I built a
road and brought electricity to a school.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
God do you know yet I did?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Yeah, this is how you're thinking, man, And I wake
them up.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
And then you know, Angie, my son's mommy, you know
what I mean, she's she overhears we're landing in the water.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
But she didn't hear that.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
She just the other the other person set are we
landing in the water, And she's.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Like, are we landing in the water?
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Landing in the.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Water, and then I'm going, no, we're not like I'm
being calm.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
But then my my inner voice was talking just.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Like I think we are.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
We are, so like, literally.
Speaker 12 (13:25):
How long did it take you to land?
Speaker 8 (13:27):
They had to find a place he so, you know,
they shut the engines off by the way too, and
that got even more earring. So you hear it go right,
and now she's completely smoky, you know, the overhead lights
landing through the smoke, and I'm just literally like looking
at it, and I'm I'm praying inside, you know what
I mean. But I'm just like, is this really how
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it's happening?
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Can I start going down?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Like?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
No, no, he was, he was fully and then he
kicked him back on again and then he shut him
off again.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
So I think it was just checking the Yeah, learning
right now because I'm taking flight lessons, that's right, and
so my lesson.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
You guys, we have a pilot.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah, yeah, what is gonna explain what happens?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, everybody in the studio, let me explain how this works.
Speaker 14 (14:13):
OK.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
No, because we're just practicing for electrical fire, for engine fire,
for cabin fire, for different things.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, the the other day and you go through these
different checklists and the different things you idol you know,
the power, so they probably they probably didn't have you know,
they're not using full thrust. So well, like let's say
you have an engine fire, right, they tell you to
go to your your optimal glide uh you know out
that you know attitude, Okay, so your your optimal glide
speed for like the plane that I'm in is like
(14:39):
ninety knots okay, notty to one hundred knots, which is
about what hour? Oh no, it's it's faster than ninety
miles an hour. But that's how the plane will glide
without the engines. For that, that'll give you the most
time to get your checklists and figure out you know
what else you where you can you know land, if
there's an airfild you can make.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
So it's interesting because I've always wonder like on a
big plane like that, Yeah, because it was in a
smaller plane. It's like, you know, you might have a
better access to like wherever the fire might be, or
you know, different things that you can do. It's kind
of concerning that the fight attendant didn't know where the.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It was, so where did you land?
Speaker 8 (15:17):
By the way, it hats off to the flight attendants
and everywhere they were amazing.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
You said that now that you're here, But no, no,
they were by the time you were mother fing them
because didn't where the.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Fire I was.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I wasn't. I knew, Yeah they were, she was.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
But but in that moment you really see how they're
they're trained to do it.
Speaker 15 (15:35):
Yeah in the sky.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
So funny that you said that, because every flight we
ignore when they're teaching, right, and you're just like, okay,
I get it to see bell until it's about to
go down like.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Cock. So where did you land?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (15:52):
Just a scary It.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Took them a while and then they finally said Tokyo
perfect Daily mentioned Japan.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
At least you go to a cool a spot.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
So you ended up just staying on the plane and
leaving on the same planet.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
Minute we landed, I told Jemma, my sister, to book
another plane.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
I was like, I, I you know, no disrespect to
the So you were able to get off the plane.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Yeah, eventually you got not via the slide and I
got drum, Yeah, I got so true, Yeah, I got
I got hammered. Yeah, we all got hammered. Do you
think you've flown a million miles in your life? More
than more than that? So normally it doesn't even phase you.
Now I'm having a little bit. Yeah, yeah, I've had
a couple of bad dreams, which is crazy because I
(16:35):
don't dream. I don't dream because of my sleep afterne
I don't know if you know that, Sammy, I never go.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Into r E M. I'm just choking for for nine hours.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
But I think it's my subconscious mind that's just work
on and yo, it's it's not good.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Comedian Joe Cooy is here.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
He's got that big show that he's gonna be doing
with Gabriel Glaciers in so Fine Stadium next ring. So
it's March twenty, first of next year. Tickets going on
sale later on today at ticketmaster dot com, but you
can get more info by going to jocoy dot com.
More with Joe next on the Woodies Show, Hang on
the Show, We'll be Joe Coy is here. Actually home.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Do you enjoy being home? I love it?
Speaker 6 (17:19):
You do? And I love doing nothing?
Speaker 14 (17:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (17:22):
But don't you have like renovations going on? How you
see so much.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I have so much and I don't care. What are
you doing? What kind of renovations are doing?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
What?
Speaker 16 (17:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I love we love that stuff, so we are obsessed
with all that stuff.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
I completely demolished, so you know what I mean, only
one wall standing. I did the whole everything redone. Yeah,
and now it's the driveway, two gates, a deck. So
what are you mostly when it's all done? What part
of it are you most excited about?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Done?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
No, when it's all done, okay, what's the part you're
most excited about? You have a lazy river that'd be
so cool.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
And this is cheesy though.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
I did driled a mini cooy pod, and not because
of me, that's cool, but the but the way it's
laid out, it's so cool.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
It's so cool.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
We opened up even my son at first, when I
said I want to put a coy pon right here,
my son was like why And now he's like, oh,
I get it now because it's where I sit and
it's cool.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's good.
Speaker 12 (18:20):
But make sure you're getting real cooyfish and not just
really fat gold.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Well, I was just gonna squeeze all the babies out.
It's a small business.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
So check it out.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Joe Cooy, Gabriel Glaciers, Fluffy and Joe at Sofi Stadium.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
How did this thing come about?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
He said it on stage, the craziest thing.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
I went and did his crypto show, and then the
same week he came into Oh no no, he did
a form show, and then I had two form shows
that week and he came and did mine, and then
he was like, hey, we should just do a show together.
On stage, he was like, you know what instead of
doing each other, coming on and let's do one together.
And they're like, all right, So I'm thinking he's just
going to do a like a show together. He's like,
(19:01):
let's go over to so Far and said it. He
said it to the audience and everyone started clapping, everyone
started dmming, and.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Well, now here we go.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Well he did Dodger Stadium. Yes, So, like, if you're
gonna do something new and different, like you got to
go to a different place, and you want to go
somewhere bigger if you guys are both selling out plays
like the Forum and Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Right, and we were there when he did your form show. Yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, so it makes sense. Yeah, that'll be fun.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Man, It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
And then I want the shirt, man, I keep telling him.
I'm like, we have to make this shirt. Let's turn
up and make it. I just want to see what
the shirt looks like because I love concert shirts. I
literally buy concert shirts and I never wear them. It's
just something about a concert shirt, like I'm gonna go
see a c DC this weekend, right, So it's like
I cannot wait to buy that shirt. I heard they
sound really good shirt. Somebody will yeah, friends of my mind,
(19:51):
and it's blow his ear out, like that's that's why
he retired the first time. His ear drum was all
messed up. His comeback and and I can't wait to
see it because some.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Of those guys, those older bands or whatever, they can
either be really good or really terrible. The little Filipino
guys singing for Journey, He's great, great, right, And then
you know, but the A c D says like, I
wonder how this is gonna go. Friend of mine just
went and saw them in Pittsburgh and they said it
was fantastic.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Do they look like old lesbians?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Well, the tickets for Joe Cooy and Fluffy at SOFI Stadium.
They go on sale this morning at ten am. You
can get more information by going to ticketmaster dot com.
Of course we've been giving away tickets with them before.
You can buy them all this week. You're on the
Woody Show and congratulations to all of our winners.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Will be going.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
But yeah, buy your tickets this morning at ten at
ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
It is the Woody Show. We got more Joe Cooy
have this.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, of course the wood Show trucker has Yeah, we
have those on our merch side. Oh nice, Yeah, I'm
sure we do equal numbers, you know. Yeah, are all
tens of dollars pretty grant, Yeah, for sure, we're the same.
It's the Woodies Show. Well, Joe Coy is here Joecoy
dot com. I mean, I mean you got a big show.
(21:07):
It's so Fi Stadium. Yes, but in the meantime you're
gonna be working. He ain't gonna be doing shows all
over the place, So keep an eye on the website
to find a show coming your way. You know of
these Woodie Show cities across the country. You mentioned your eudot.
Speaker 17 (21:25):
Sorry I had it, I know, I wish it had
a little bit of diet coconut Anyway.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
He mentioned your sleep apnea, and I know you've been
on the seatpath thing for a long time.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I gotta show yourself to check this out. Oh yeah,
show mail call. No, that's my bag.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Somebody somebody sent me spat machine.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
That's what I have.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
New hose, I got hose. Do you have a mask?
This is uh?
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Hold on, you have a full mask? Are you a
mouth breather?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
I think? Hold on?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Let me let me open this up.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
You can tell me I'm doing here.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yeah, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
How long have you had yours?
Speaker 14 (22:03):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Almost twenty years?
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (22:05):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah this Yeah, that's beautiful, just the one you have?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So does it automatically adjust?
Speaker 6 (22:13):
No, you have to do it yourself.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Well you can, but you can also set it. And
I could teach you that, but yeah, but you went
to it like an actual doctor. This is a listener
that says he has like.
Speaker 12 (22:22):
A bootleg one.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
Wait, that's from a one you know that's against the law.
That's like sending crack to somebody.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Like that.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
You imagine going to jail legal seapad machine.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Imagine selling that in an alley. Imagine buy it? Yeah,
imagine wanting one for so long and then getting one
and not using it. Yeah, it's been sitting there.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
From I'm doing I'm doing my due diligence. I'm trying
to figure out, like I don't want to do it
the wrong way because they said it could mess up,
like your heart, it could mess like I would love
to try it out, and I would love to get
the kind of sleep the Utah about with the seapap machine,
but I don't want to do I don't need any
more help destroying the body.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Yeah, well we told well the room is split. We're like, hey,
you have to get a doctor to off on it.
Is that the mask because he goes over. It looks
like it goes over.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
That's what I don't like. You don't like this one.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
I don't like those pillows. No, No, don't get what
are you talking about right now? Goward to the next
SEAPA and then the other half room said like, no,
you can just use it.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah, I'm just like I.
Speaker 17 (23:27):
Think it's an insurance scam to have to go through insurance. Yeah,
that seems like way too much effort.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
As a user.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
You feel like you can just turn it on and
you won't have any issues. No, because there is a
setting that could harm you.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
You know what I mean, you might just get like
a stomach ache or something.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Yeah, that's true. I've set it so high that I
farted for at least. I'm not even making this up.
Farted for about six hours, like I was completely full
of air and like a balloon, just going at it
all day.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And no offense. You know, I love you, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
The last person I'm going to take any kind of
medical advice from is going to be Gina grad And
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
She's the person.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
She's like the guinea pig for anything that she hears
about vampire facial or whatever kind of face.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
You're good though, salmon facial. I'm doing that.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
What she was getting before she started all this stuff
she's doing now, the future health thing. She was going
like some back Alli semiglue tie dealer. Yes you were.
You were driving an hour to go to this guy gal. Yeah,
so I'm sorry if I'm not.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, sure, let's for the sake of comedy something, Can
I say something?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Your face looks good?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Baby? Yeah, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 16 (24:43):
Hear that?
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Get me some of that, Get me something that salmon
s I got some bags in he.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Tightening that's right. Oh my god, wey are selling stuff
like that. No, no, no, there the creepiest thing and
it's on it's on the ingreen.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, and they have they have baby foreskin. That's what
I was gonna say, baby foreskin. That's creep cream and
it smells really bad. Why, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I don't know how they're harvesting it.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Like did you ever see the video of how they
how they get caviar out of the field. No, you'll
never eat caviar again. I don't eat caviar now, okay,
well good, let me see if I can find the videos.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Should try.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I want to take the breakdown because we'll come back
and I want you to be impressed. We always aim
to impress. We want guests to feel like at home
and comfortable. And you know you've been here, you do, Yeah,
I do know you do. Yeah, I really like Uh.
I agonize about it.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
And you've changed through the years.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
You were never like that.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
What I mean, you have like this heart now?
Speaker 14 (25:49):
You think.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
It used to be like man all the time?
Speaker 8 (25:57):
Yeah, muppet that didn't have any dialogue, They didn't a
big blue bird, but everyone to understood what he was
saying things a lot.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
You don't like that, guest, but we want to impress
you with MENACE's comedy skills. You've always said, who's the
funniest person on the show, and you said, Menace doesn't
even know he's funny, right, But this is Menace and
he does something called the late night monologue weekend review.
So it's like he's doing his own like tonight's show,
(26:26):
and he's and he's going to do a comedy monologue
for you. We want you to grade it, thank you,
and you got to be honest about it. Oh of course, Yeah,
you gotta. You gotta judge his all his comedy skills.
And it's like how shut ups, the payoffs, the delivery,
the pacing, and.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
You know how Johnny Carson used to call someone to
the couch if they really liked that.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
I have known you, you have.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
You have told several people that I know that they
can open for you.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yes, so maybe everybody's stop. Is that one of your things?
Speaker 4 (26:54):
But yeah, something would you just you kind of offer
that to everybody?
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Yeah, share the stage, Yeah, Greg, you can open for Joe.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
I never I had made. I came up with one
joke when we tried to do a comedy night. Yeah,
and it was something along the lines of everybody thinks
that Menace is gay, but I can assure you he's not.
He gave me a mouth party and it was all teeth.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Greg, you got to open for me joke?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
All right, So Menaces late night monologue. We can review
for the only audience that matters, and that would be
Joe Cooy? Who is here more next on The Woody Show.
Hangou next, Hi, welcome back. Joe Cooy is here? Yeah,
I mean, can you think of a better way to
have a Friday? I mean, to spend your Friday morning
(27:43):
and with us? I mean here, I'm so happy. It
gets so much better.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
This is a warm rile. Yeah, this is my family,
you know that, right?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Totally?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
How many years have been coming in on the show?
So last more than just past Monday was our official
eleventh yearnniversary here in La. Our first show was eleven
years ago, April twenty first, Monday.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
That's so cool?
Speaker 16 (28:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Long? Wait, that's a long time. Twenty first Yeah, April
twenty first. This past Monday was our official eleven year anniversary.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
It's my son's birthday.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Birthday, Joe.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, was he twenty two.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Two?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Wow? A little baby boy tat it on my arm birthday?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
All right, so there's there's a tattoo. But I seen yeah,
you've seen this.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
This is old.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Yeah, this is the Asian symbol for regret.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Is that is that the one where you had to
have it fixed?
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yes? It was two letters, and then I had it
because I was dating somebody who turned out I need
to beat it pass And this was like great, no joke, Joe,
Like I got less than a month after meeting this person. Serious,
and it was two initials. And then I made it like,
tried to make it look like a G in a box.
Then I put my dog's name on it because he died.
(28:58):
And then I thought, okay, it looks like you know
when you do archery you wear that guard. I had
just this rectangle and I thought it looked like an
archery guard thing. So then I said, oh, I got
to add stupid bands around it.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Let's make a look we have a like a sweatband
on or something else. You don't love it, so I
really don't.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I just show you what I did.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Yeah, it's the same thing.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
It's the same thing. So someone I was dating catted
right here? Can I guess the first letter of the name. No, okay,
I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
How do you do that?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
It's fun?
Speaker 8 (29:31):
I've watching are so then I I blacked it out
and it just looked like a square and I'm like,
that's stupid. And then I had to band it around
my entire arm and that's why. But I left my
son's birthday right there. But that at least looks cool. Yeah,
but that's so weird. Yeah, like, why would you put
(29:51):
that dude's name right above your son's birthday?
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Look at my looks?
Speaker 18 (29:57):
What are you talking?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Because it's fun.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
It is fun as it is, you know what. I
deserved it, and you're right, I should have done that yours.
Actually the professional minor next was seven to eleven garbage.
Speaker 17 (30:09):
You've got way more tax like recently, I feel like
you just exploded with these.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
He's got a lot more on you, but you can
get more on your hands, like I've.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Seen on the videos.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
I'm taking my time on it, though. Is it a
local guy here?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Now?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I have one guy Cyborg.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I swear that's on his birth You.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Work out of his shoppers like one of those people
that he's an actual robot that you got to know
people like the work and then you can give him
a free plug.
Speaker 16 (30:32):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
Yeah, I know it's iborg. He's got his own place
in a of course Filipino town. Okay, and uh and yeah,
he's amazing. He does all my stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I don't let you know.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
I try and go other places and get you know,
and I and I always because to do it.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah, maybe try that place, Greg, Yeah right, figure it out.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I got it.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Stop going to the same place GI used to get
her some glue.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, move on.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Joe Cooy getting Iglacias tickets on sale today for that show.
It's so Far Stadium and coming up in March twenty
first of next year. You got plenty of time to
find a sitter. Just go to ticketmaster dot com and
you get all the information there. Joe Coy is here.
It is Friday. It is the Woody Show.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Show.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
All right, welcome back. Joe Coy is here. And dude,
I'm such an idiot. I was looking at the wrong
account that how they harvest caviar out of a out
of a fish video?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, here it check it out.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
This is this is what they do.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
They push it out and it looks like look at.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Right, wow, it's just it's just just changed up here.
It tastes so good.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
It's so good.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
And then just like kind of the way you're trying
to get like the last little bit of that look
taste out of a tube of toothpaste.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
It looks like turt coming out of the chest to
the salmon.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah, but you don't need I thought, no fish, no
eat fish.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I just I don't understand caviar.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
It's like the idea of mayonnaise and an egg like
it's and then the caviar for nine hundred dollars and
I'm like, well, I just taste an egg salad tail
by Yeah, that's all I take. Yeah, I don't see
what Why is it so expensive?
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Menace is going to dowse you with his comedy here
in just a second. But Menace is all. But I'm
telling you, man, I think Joe wants to do sex.
Because he was comment complimenting on Menace. He has lost
a lot of weight, right, I've been saying that that's
definitely a medium that jacket. Oh no, it's still actually large.
Oh really yeah, Okay, You're like he's doing that he's
doing the zep bound thing, which is great for him.
(32:33):
Has not done anything for me but for Menace. No
you yeah you've lost with the plus bound rocket.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (32:40):
Yeah, I'm trying to get into Greg Gory status. Greg
is the skinniest of the Yeah yeah, yeah, and so
wow he.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Did hear that burg guy? Yeah he did it natural.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
You know, Sammy is food. What are you doing to
the mic? Are you eating the microphone?
Speaker 12 (32:57):
You're up in there?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Should? I should?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
I know, just shut it out. You didn't know what
you're doing. I thought you were like.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
You're really on one today. Remember when I complimented earlier?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Now now, yeah, I just gonna make sure, Yeah, don't
eat the equipment.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, what you can do? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
All right, Joe Coyce here and Menace is going to
do the late night monologue Week in Review.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
We can't do your voice? You can? Yeah, okay, I
can do yours? Go ahead, Okay, you go first?
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Yea, all right, let's go, Joe.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Oh I love you.
Speaker 16 (33:29):
Let's go.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Are you doing that with your eyes?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
You want to look like pulling the corners back, pulling
the corners back, like yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:37):
That?
Speaker 6 (33:38):
Do your sing? Say something?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
I should have to say anything. I just said to
yours without.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I shouldn't have to say anything. That was pretty loud.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Go go go, cause that's really good.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Yeah, that's that's really good.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
That's pretty good. Joe. Yeah yeah, Joe.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Yeah, okay, okay, I feel like I'm watching myself. I
feel like I'm watching my Notice what's the cactus thing
that you got?
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Greg?
Speaker 6 (34:03):
What's the characters that you got?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
This?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
This does the perfect Joe Coy impression. Here try the microphone?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
What is this sing on?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
It sounds just like you.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
It sounds just like you.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, you know, that's good. That's pretty good. That's let's go.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
You're ready, Yeah, okay, I turn that thing off?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Right?
Speaker 3 (34:30):
So distracting?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
All right, So Menace has the late night monologue week
in review, Ladies and gentlemen, for the pleasure of Joe Coy,
I bring you many.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Well.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Robert David Blunt recently posted online that any race can
say the N word out of shows, and in a
similar announcement, comedian Lewis c k says any race can
pull out their penis.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I mean, the only person who can react to is Joe.
Speaker 8 (35:04):
Okay, all right, well all right, fine, okay. I just
like watching the pope recently passed away, and you.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Know that opens the door for us to get a Filipino.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
Pope, which is awesome. I fully support it because just
think about it. Instantly, we'll get better music, we'll get
ube wafers, and if he happens to be into dongs,
it will already be in the spaghetti.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Thank you. Okay, speaking, we get to react to Joe.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Speaking of Filipinos, our friend Joe Coy recently had an
emergency landing in Japan, and it's like, Joe, maybe if
you bought less call can I jackets, maybe you can
fly pivate Hi who It's great.
Speaker 18 (35:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
I was like, okay, hold on, hold on for all
the Sammy's in room. Let me redo that joke.
Speaker 13 (36:12):
No, no, no, hold on, I got I got it.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Speaking of Filipinos, our friend Joe Coy recently had to
do an emergency landing in Japan, and it's like, Joe,
if you bought less Patagonia jackets, maybe you can fly private.
Speaker 8 (36:27):
No.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
I like the other version. I like fly. Actor Glenn
Pale has launched his own organic condiments line. It's called
Smashed Kitchen. My favorites are rat face mustard and butterface catchup. No, seriously,
it's natural DNA day check. That dude's rodent droppings. That's
(36:55):
hitting too close to home for Sammy.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
She's got a big crush on Glen Pal it's you
and Oh no, those are her two biggest crush rid
of clen pill. In fact, she did her hair up
yesterday all special, just for you, thinking that you were
coming in yesterday.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
But no, all right, well, Greg said, I did.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah, I agreed on I said, look, how fancy your hair?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Right, yeah, asked me.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
But I did well, No, because I was with my
friend over the weekend who was.
Speaker 19 (37:19):
Doing her hair and the new heatless curls the leggings.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
That's the TikTok trend.
Speaker 11 (37:24):
You wrap your hair and leggings the night before, and
so I tried it last night.
Speaker 8 (37:29):
I should have, Saramy, you should keep that information a
little plate.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
That's private infact's private inflamation.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
I'm sorry, since we're talking about droppings, anybody here have hemorrhoids?
Speaker 3 (37:43):
All right?
Speaker 6 (37:44):
What's up with all the burning?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
You know what I'm saying with them hemorrhoids, But we
don't have it.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
I got to hit up the new Filipino pro. I
got to hit up the new Filipino Pope and be like, yo,
haul at the man upstairs because I want less spicy
chicken joy and before I get full on blood stew.
You know what I'm saying, You fill.
Speaker 8 (38:09):
Me up, dude.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
That would have killed if you could read. That's crazy.
Also burning bee holes, dude, what okay?
Speaker 6 (38:23):
So I have a bunch of gay friends right and
they're saying, man, they say they're not into angel sex,
and it's shocking to me. It's like every time they're like,
oh dude, it's hurt.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Stop. I get it because the administering, oh thank you.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
They're making the Toys r Us movie and I'm stoked
off it because it'll remind me of everything my parents
never bought me. So it's a great guide for when
they need to go into a home and their final wishes.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
You know what I'm saying, fiel Me, I don't I
know what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Going back, going back to this monologue, going back to
food news. Harvey's is coming out with Golf Merch this month,
and I'm still holding out though I want the Popeye's
Prison collection.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
You feel me? Go your catchphrase, you feel me that shirt,
that shirt go, Manesota can go see him on his
news you feel me to.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
This week, John Cena has revealed that he went under
hair plugged surgery, and not to be outdone, Greg Gory
said he announced that he went through painful butt plug
removal procedure.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Clothes with that.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
That's your closer, that's the one. And you always have
to read it like that, like you don't know how.
Speaker 16 (39:54):
To read.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Anyways. It's better when I memorize it. No, it's better
like this is a great show for you.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
Joe Coy is here.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Boys, the men are here, and I hope you have
an awesome time. Yeah, Medicine's late monologue. We can review
everybody like that.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
All right now, Joe, I want you to open for me,
and I want you to hold that laptop right in
front of you, thank you, and hold it upside down.
You'd probably have a better chance reading last. So that's
why I have to memorize everything. No, you're good, okay.
I love I love everything about Menace.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
You know that I do.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Yeah, So you can take wrong some tips nothing, what
would like? What would you say?
Speaker 6 (40:34):
I think that's it.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Makes some brevity, like as you said, like how long
is this long? Yeah, we're looking for some professional tips,
like how can we make it beat? Because it'll make
the show better.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
I love it, you love you. Gotta keep it as
as if it's gonna get worse. That makes sense. I
like this.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
I like doing that. All right.
Speaker 8 (40:54):
Well, if you want to see you don't enjoy watching
this segment, by the way, yeah, like when you guys
do this, when you guys post it, I love watch.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
And well, if you want to go see how the
professionals do it, you can go see Joe Cooy. He's
got you know, a bunch of dates between now and
this big show coming up at Sofi Stadium. But you
can get all the information if we go to Joecoy
dot com. That's j O k o y dot com.
Joe always good to see you, and we did we
love you, We love you. I know he's that's another
(41:22):
thing he says to everybody.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
Hey, have you ever been in a plane that's on fire?
Speaker 8 (41:29):
You kind of remember going, yeah, man, I should have
said I love you perspective, you know.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah, all right, Joe Cooy, everybody, thank you, Joe.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
It's show. Everybody will be right back. We'll be right back,
all right.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Yeah, if we have to put up with a Friday
I guess we could do it. Maybe we're into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
It's Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
It's been a fun morning already, Joe cooy, but we
have yet to get to the regular.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Friday stuff fail stories. Do you want Q? We got
all that for you this hour. My name is Woody.
That's great gory Friday Friday.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
There's Menace, Hi, Gina grad Sea Basked Morning, and there's
Sammy Morning. We got Morgan taking your calls eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie, you can send us a text
over to to nine eight seven Friday check ins. Tell
us who you are. Then where around town you're listening
to the Woody Show this morning? Any kind of weekend plans,
anything anyone you'd like to have us mentioned? Text on
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over to two two nine eight seven, and we start
the hour with your Friday fail story. Right, boys and girls,
(43:20):
ladies and gentlemen, it's time for your Friday fair starting.
All these people thought they had the perfect plan, the
plan that could never go wrong. But then somewhere along
the line, it went from being a great idea to
one big staket Mega uber ultra.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
We finished really strong of that one. I thought that
was excellent. Nice work, everybody, Nice work. So Easter related fails.
Eighty four year old man critically injured during a crucifixion
reenactment in West Virginia. This happened on Good Friday, and
while assisting with the reenactment, the man fell approximately ten
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feet from a replica cross.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Oh my god. Fuck that sucks.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
He was admitted to the IC with broken ribs, but
his family says his condition has improved.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Say exciting service.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Hey, you know what, you wouldn't have fell. He wouldn't
have fallen if you nailed them up there.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
You got to secure him a little bit better sometimes,
I mean, if you're reenacting, yeah, not all of those
three M strips are rated for the weight that you're
trying to hang, you know, like sometimes you need sometimes
you need a stronger one. They have them based on
it'll say like how much weight. Yeah, each one will home.
So Cholera, We've all heard these stories about how Jesus
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turned water into wine, but never cholera. At least six
people had to go to the hospital after ingesting water
from this holy well and Ethiopia. Those affected health officials.
They traced it all back to the tainted holy water,
which resulted in a few religious pilgrimages ending in the
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on the closest available toilet. I didn't expect that in
like an official like write up the article toilet. Yeah,
it said resulted in a few religious pilgrimages ending on
the closest available toilet.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
This particular superbug was reported to be tricky because it
was resistant to multiple drugs that they used traditionally to
treat cholera. But yeah, colera outbreak trace to Ethiopian holy
water sale.
Speaker 8 (45:46):
I don't know how people who drink this, these public
water fans even anywhere.
Speaker 19 (45:52):
Again, are you supposed to drink holy water?
Speaker 4 (45:55):
I don't think anybody's touched that water fountains down by
the bathrooms here at the radio station. Year it's always
dry and looks like you know, the bottom of a
lake bed after it's really dried out for a long time,
Like the surface of it has that look to it.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
It's even there.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
It hasn't seen moisture.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
I used it like two weeks ago. You did, because
the medicine cabinet is right above it, and I needed
to pill for like a cold or something like that.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Okay, it's gross.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Another failed story is a woman in Florida. You probably
saw something about this, uh this story. She was arrested
after impersonating an ICE officer to kidnap a woman who
apparently married her ex boyfriend.
Speaker 18 (46:30):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Now that is some young twenties behavior out there, But
this chick is forty two.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
Wow, grow up.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
She go out to the costume store and get a uniform.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
I don't know how the woman fell for it either,
because if you see this chick, she looks like, I
don't know, crackhead or something.
Speaker 15 (46:45):
But she had a hat on that said ice.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Look like a twittybird shirt or something else.
Speaker 20 (46:49):
Just now.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
She showed up at the hotel where the other chick worked,
flashed a fake badge that she was taking her in.
She got into the car thinking it was legit, that
is until she skipped the actual sheriff's office and then
drove her around while she was trash talking her ex
this woman's now husband.
Speaker 16 (47:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
So they pull into this apartment complex. The woman baiales,
flags down someone they called nine to one to one,
cops show up the victim's husband I did the one
to be ice agent as his ex girlfriend who had
already had a restraining order out against and it turns
out she's got a real long rap sheet. So she
is currently cooling her heels in Fail jail on kidnapping
and in some other charges.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
That seems losing it. One random woman shows up to
Yeah to take you away.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
And finally this one from Texas with this mom. She
was on her way to go pick up her five
month old baby when she got pulled over by the
cops and as they're talking to her, they knew something
was up.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Ask me how they knew they know?
Speaker 4 (47:47):
They knew because that five month old baby that she
said that she was on her way to go pick up, Yeah,
was already in the backseat. They let her know that
after they had put her in cuffs and arrested her.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Greg was she drunk?
Speaker 5 (47:59):
You bet?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah, charge of driving while intoxicated and dangering a child. Uh,
the kid was picked up by a relative. She of
course went to Fail jail.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Where are you going, darling? Uh, I'm gonna go pick
up my kid. And you mean the one in the
back seat? Oh, yeah about that. That one's actually sad.
Oh Lord Jesus, Oh Lord, old.
Speaker 13 (48:23):
Girl, it's got to be bad, Lord Jesus.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Oh Lord Jesus.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Well there's your Friday fail stories. We're gonna take a
break that we're going to come back with our dumb
ass contest. We got the dumb ass contest coming up next,
which is the d U i Q if you want to.
Speaker 7 (48:37):
Play, Oh m, I think I know this is.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
And continuing on here on a Friday morning, and it's
time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumb ass
contest is the DQ. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four
Woody is the phone number if you'd like to be
our contestant. That's eight seven seven forty four woody. And
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before we grab that person, see bass wants she explain
the way the game works, everybody, please.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Oh it's very simple. I find a drunk person, ask
them super easy questions. Then you play by guessing whether
the drunk person gets the answer correct and if you
can guess what did they get it right correctly? Two
times out of three, you win? All right.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Marian is telling me we have Dustin here online number two.
Good morning, Dustin, Dustin Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 16 (49:31):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (49:32):
Baby? I haven't baby?
Speaker 16 (49:33):
All right?
Speaker 3 (49:34):
You ready to play the UYQ?
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Yes, sir? All right?
Speaker 4 (49:37):
Now, before we get to the questions at count, we
have a little clip here. We're gonna get to know
this person. See how with it or not with it
they are? See what they're drinking that night? And who
is this person?
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Sea Bass? This is Becca and she has traveled to
far an exotic lands for far and exotic drinks. Okay,
here's Becca. What do you hae to drink tonight?
Speaker 16 (49:57):
Things that I can't really get in Canada?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Different A lot of margarita's that we don't normally have
because the weather.
Speaker 16 (50:02):
Is too cold.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
You know, you can make a margarita when it's cold.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, but it's someone's good because it's super cold. So
if you can have it when the warm, when the
weather is warmer, it's a little tastes a little bit better.
Speaker 20 (50:12):
And so what are you down here in America for?
Speaker 16 (50:14):
We nearly got engaged three days ago?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
How did he propose to you on Sunset cliffs in
San Diego?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Did you say yes or no?
Speaker 8 (50:22):
Well?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
I tried to say yes, but it's too emotional, so
I nodded.
Speaker 16 (50:26):
I couldn't I couldn't talk.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
Her head was also in the nodding fan like later
on up and down, like yeah, because that's what you
do in responsible engagement.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, you get So it's all romantic if you're a
good person.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
I didn't read something this morning about how you know
couples are more romantic on vacation, which seems obvious. But
that's the best thing that you could do if there's
kind of like a lag in your relationship, you need
that spark.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Just go somewhere together.
Speaker 12 (50:54):
That sounds good.
Speaker 6 (50:56):
I don't disagree on drinking margaritas though in the cold.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
That's I understand.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
You're not gonna have a pina colada in the winter.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Beer tastes better when it's hot outside, like a cold
beer when it's hot. I can't watch Jaws in the wintertime,
same way I can't watch, say, Christmas Vacation in the
summer never, which my wife thinks weird that I can't
watch Jaws in the winter time.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
That's weird.
Speaker 17 (51:17):
But I can't watch a Christmas movie in the summer.
That's insane, right, Sammy Christmas in July?
Speaker 5 (51:22):
I think you half Christmas thing? Whatever?
Speaker 4 (51:28):
That was the newly engaged Becca. As we get into
the questions, we're else gonna have medicine, Sammy taking their
stone cold sober guesses on these questions for the d
y Q. And are you ready for question number one?
Speaker 3 (51:40):
I'm ready? All right, here we go.
Speaker 18 (51:42):
Any of Jesus's.
Speaker 14 (51:43):
Disciples, Uh, I think I can come up with one
time of his Jesus is not now at the time
of his Jesus thing.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna say yes to medicine, Sammy.
I think they're gonna look into it, Okay, and no
to Becca.
Speaker 12 (52:04):
Can I ask is somebody who doesn't believe? Are these
like obvious?
Speaker 4 (52:11):
I would think for most people, I have a couple
of guesses.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
That's kind of what Greg was hinting at.
Speaker 12 (52:18):
Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna say trimple.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
No, triple no, I will say, Sammy, God, that Boston
thing always throws me off.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
So she's not from Boston.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Well, I mean, you guys are the ones who say Boston.
Speaker 19 (52:33):
I've said, I've always said Massachusetts.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
I've heard I just associate with you because all.
Speaker 19 (52:36):
Your time Sea Basket's mad about.
Speaker 4 (52:40):
Infuriating all right, I was saying, Sammy yes, menace, Yes,
yes to the menace.
Speaker 3 (52:49):
And then Becca, we don't know about her yet. Uh,
I'll you know what?
Speaker 4 (52:55):
No, okay, that's always It was a very tortured guess
all because I like to be right. I know it's
more important to be right than be quick. All right,
let's see what do you think here, Dustin?
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yes or no?
Speaker 4 (53:08):
For question number one?
Speaker 3 (53:10):
I think it's pretty easy, and she's gonna say she's
gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
She's gonna know, all right, Question number one, d u
I Q any of Jesus's disciples menace?
Speaker 3 (53:18):
Noah? Noah? Good guess, good guess Sammy.
Speaker 19 (53:22):
I don't know if this is gonna count.
Speaker 15 (53:23):
But Mary Magdalen?
Speaker 19 (53:25):
Would she count as a disciple?
Speaker 12 (53:27):
Isn't it so you have to be at the dinner?
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Well?
Speaker 19 (53:29):
I think well, but she was like a very main
player in the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
See I I phrased that quite loosely. I didn't say apostle,
I said disciple. So she does count therefore, no, unfortunately, no, no,
I'll give him. I'll give her yes on' a Mary.
Oh nice, because you could just have said, like Greg
was hinting at. You could just say Peter, and then
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who was conscious. Pilot's not He's the Roman. Wasn't he
that killed him? Are the sentence him? Wasn't? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (54:02):
Okay, So Peter Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Wow, Matthew Thomas, James, Thaddeus.
Speaker 12 (54:11):
Any name?
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Now Judas, Okay, that's the one that betrayed him. I
was thinking, who you're a real You're you're a real Judas?
Speaker 16 (54:19):
Well?
Speaker 12 (54:19):
I was gonna say Judas. But so he is a disciple.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Yeah, one of these God betrayed, right, Jesus got if
you now, Greg, if you'd said, if you said Alpheus,
you'd be wrong. It was actually James, son of Alpheus?
Speaker 5 (54:34):
And who didn't know that?
Speaker 6 (54:35):
What about Thanos?
Speaker 16 (54:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (54:37):
Plus all right, so Dustin Rogu're you're sticking with your answer?
Speaker 3 (54:42):
Yes, you think that she will know it? I think
she will. She will? All right?
Speaker 4 (54:46):
Question number one for the d u i Q any
of Jesus' disciples Josiah?
Speaker 18 (54:51):
Oh, and Josiah was famous.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
For Corinthian is Corinthian Josiah corinth.
Speaker 16 (54:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
Genesis and stuff. There's no Josiah been cast there?
Speaker 4 (55:04):
All right, that's all right. You got two more questions
in order to win. Question number two here, for the
d U i Q, give.
Speaker 18 (55:10):
Me an example of an adverb.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Oh, come, Gina, you say that, but these two they
are real bad at this stuff.
Speaker 4 (55:20):
I'm gonna say triple no.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
We just got we just got to know, hung out
with Jesus. Answer.
Speaker 12 (55:25):
Let me say no to menace No Tobecca.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
All right, Greg Corey, Yeah, my confidence has been really shaken.
Speaker 5 (55:37):
Triple no. I guess I'm gonna say triple no.
Speaker 4 (55:44):
Uh, all right, then Sammy, what do you think? No, no,
menace no, Dustin, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (55:51):
Yes or no?
Speaker 4 (55:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (55:52):
I'm Greg on this one. No No, I said triple no.
You did yeah?
Speaker 4 (55:58):
Okay, yeah, I said triple all right. Question number two
for the d U.
Speaker 18 (56:01):
I Q, give me an example of an adverb.
Speaker 4 (56:04):
Menace, pin wheels, pin wheels a million years. The real
question is, like, what made you think of pin wheels?
Speaker 3 (56:15):
It is the first thing I thought? Okay, I love
Sammy running? Okay, close? I mean you can say she
was closer? Yeah, yeah, closer?
Speaker 11 (56:25):
Oh no, well no, well no, I'm going to ask
them it would be ran no thinking of tenses and
like yeah, because verbwo would you run slowly?
Speaker 16 (56:37):
Running?
Speaker 3 (56:39):
About pin wheel.
Speaker 8 (56:41):
Wheel, about just one pin wheeled.
Speaker 3 (56:48):
The adverb modifies a verb, It adds to a verb.
That's how you get that's the trick.
Speaker 19 (56:52):
To I know it modified it, but I thought it
was I got okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (56:58):
Well, Dustin, if you know man yesterday, you're sticking with no, right,
sticking with no.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
Question number two for the d u i Q.
Speaker 18 (57:10):
Give me an example of an adverb.
Speaker 16 (57:12):
I'm a teacher. Wait, I'm a teacher. I should know
that boy is a describing word. I'm having a blank
moment right now.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
By the way, this is this is gonna be great
too for the rest of your life.
Speaker 8 (57:27):
All right?
Speaker 16 (57:27):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (57:28):
What a hero?
Speaker 12 (57:29):
See that's right, is a describing word.
Speaker 3 (57:32):
Heroes word here, and she doesn't get enough money? Number one,
Number two, she's a hero. Number three, worship number four.
She's really smart and it's the hardest chap in the world. Well,
good news, justin, because Dustin, you're on the board. You
got one point.
Speaker 4 (57:45):
You're on a rally, my friend, She's not just a babysitter,
all right. Question number three, make or break for the
d uy Q.
Speaker 20 (57:51):
What forest did Robin Hood and his merry man live?
Speaker 16 (57:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (57:54):
I know this one Okay, let's see, I will say
no for Becca doesn't even as a teacher, doesn't know adverb. Okay,
no for Becca. These guys are tough menace.
Speaker 12 (58:09):
No, I mean you would think Sammy would know it, kind.
Speaker 3 (58:12):
Of where she grew up and she's all into like
fairy tales.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
Making a triple No, I'm going triple now.
Speaker 3 (58:19):
What do you think, Gina?
Speaker 16 (58:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (58:20):
I would.
Speaker 12 (58:21):
I would think Sammy would get it, but I don't know.
It's been a rough morning. I'm gonna say triple.
Speaker 5 (58:25):
Now, all right you triple no, triple. I'm having a
hard time with this too. I'm writing it down for Tina.
Is that correct?
Speaker 14 (58:34):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (58:35):
Okay, that's triple no.
Speaker 4 (58:37):
Triple menace and Sammy. Do you think that Becca's gonna
get it?
Speaker 16 (58:41):
No way?
Speaker 4 (58:42):
All right?
Speaker 3 (58:42):
What do you think dustin?
Speaker 16 (58:43):
This?
Speaker 4 (58:43):
Is it make or break?
Speaker 5 (58:46):
Yeah, there's no way she's getting it.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
Won't get it? Question number three for the d uy Q.
Speaker 20 (58:50):
What forest did Robin Hood and his merry men live?
Speaker 3 (58:53):
Sammy?
Speaker 19 (58:54):
The enchanted forest, the enchanted.
Speaker 3 (58:57):
Forrest one hundred woods? Yes, guess Menace Lake Forest, La Forest.
I would have guessed triple yes on these really because
it's so I guess if I had Robin Hood movie
in a while. It's been a minute.
Speaker 4 (59:12):
I think of Men and Tights every time Robinhood comes
up number one. And the second thing I think is
that Brian Adams song that came out, Kevin Coster version
came up.
Speaker 12 (59:22):
I think of the cartoon.
Speaker 3 (59:24):
Yeah, I watched that cartoon probably a thousand kid. Yeah,
I don't think we are dorky tights Man and Tights.
Speaker 15 (59:34):
Recently, she almost did, I almost did.
Speaker 19 (59:37):
It's been popping up for me on Disney Plus.
Speaker 4 (59:39):
All right, dust and this is it, and see if
you are the winner of the d u i Q.
Question number three.
Speaker 20 (59:43):
What forest did Robin Hood and his merry men live?
Speaker 16 (59:47):
Robin Hood a rich forest?
Speaker 20 (59:49):
You know Robin Hood?
Speaker 16 (59:50):
Right, Well, he's like a little thing that hops around.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
Oh yeah, it was sure, wood Yeah the forest.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
Okay, Well, Dustin, congratulations you are the winner on the
duy Q.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Well, I know when you get the.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
First one run, there's a lot of there's a lot
of pressure. But Dustin, congratulations, you did it. Thank you
for listening to The Woody Show, and enjoy your weekend.
We're just gonna ask you to hang on so we
can get your information.
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Okay, all right, there we go.
Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
There's the very excitable Dustin, a winner of the duy Q.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We got
some more Woodie show coming up for you next hang on.
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
The Woodie Show.
Speaker 16 (01:00:38):
Hey what do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
And this is going to another music festival?
Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (01:00:42):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
This weekend Stage Coach.
Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
And I'm like, why isn't Sammy coming?
Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
You're a big country why do you go to stage Coach?
You're not a big country fan?
Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Because I actually have more fun at this than anything
else because there's the Diplo tent that happens and more
like E D. M remixes and he has like all
these surprise guests that come out. I'm surprised they don't
do that at Coach. I am surprised too, because he
loves country.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
And then yeah, they have a lot of cool parties
and stuff like that and the Graham and oh I
see okay, Menace left me.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
You know it goes uh yeah, the artists playing this
weekend Zach brain.
Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
Yeah, I always do that with Brian. I used to
do that when I went at the pizza place.
Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Do you know that the artist Zach Brain, I know
Zach Bryan, Yes, yeah, Jelly Roll, Lana del Ray, ye.
Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Stage coach.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
I mean unfortunately it's Luke Comb's not what do you
mean unfortunately not Sean Combs.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I know how much you'd love to go see Diddy.
Speaker 16 (01:01:44):
You know I want to see Luke.
Speaker 11 (01:01:46):
Combs because on Sunday Night too, always put the best
ones on Sunday like, well, I mean they want everyone
to stay, so it's smart.
Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Anybody else got any exciting weekend plans?
Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Yes? Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Are you not doing anything shutting it down? Hell?
Speaker 17 (01:02:01):
Yeah, Gina, Well, the kid has a soccer game, but
I'm looking ahead and it looks like it's gonna get
rained out.
Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
If you've never rooted for your kid's team to lose
just so you can go home and it wouldn't drag
out to extra innings or whatever. Real parents, You're not
a real parent. Come on, someone break this time. I
don't care who it is, and you get me out
of here. Is the Mickey Mouse Club still thing? Because
if so, Gina's step son could be in it? I
know he is pretty looks like a Disney.
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Rep he does. Are you going to fly this weekend
at least.
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Yeah, on Sunday, All right, Oh that's better. Yeah, the
rain's supposed to be over by the time I'm flying,
So that's cool.
Speaker 12 (01:02:35):
Because you can't fly in the rain, you're not certified.
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Well no, no, but you know it's there's there's certain
rules based on what if they'll cover and what do
they call rain in the plane world?
Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Rain, it's just rain like precipitation.
Speaker 12 (01:02:50):
Precipitation.
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Yeah, the fly in certain weather you need to be
like an instrument rated.
Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
To the desert. Picked me up. Yeah, it's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
If you got anything going on, check in with us
two two nine eight seventhy Friday check in.
Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
It is the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
I go to go close out of the zoom app
and what do I see?
Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I see my boss still on.
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Camera laying on the ground with his nose out, and
there was a stranger and she was rubbing pinobar on him.
Go to the Woody Show and what about some of
the trending news headlines of this Friday morning, Gina Grass.
Speaker 17 (01:03:26):
Yes, Well, the biggest surprise of the NFL draft's first
round was that Shador Sanders was not picked, even though
tons of experts Key go early to a team we
needed a quarterback.
Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Saw he and Dion sitting there. They kept showing them
on camera.
Speaker 17 (01:03:41):
The Giants even traded up for another quarterback, Jackson Dart
from Old Miss instead of Sanders. Now Sanders will have
to wait for the second round to hear if he
gets called up. Other draft highlights include a big trade
that let Jacksonville move up and pick Travis Hunter, while
the Browns pick Mason Graham. Cam Ward, who started as
a little known rookie root was chosen first overall by
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the Titans, and abdual Carter went to the Giants.
Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Did you watch Derek Carmon? I I tuned in just
in time for the Steelers pick.
Speaker 8 (01:04:09):
Okay, because I was watching some of it. There was
some dude who had a Thanos chain.
Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Did you see that one? It was crazy?
Speaker 17 (01:04:17):
Well, well, Pop Francis Will, like all these guys like
that just hit me right cool right, same feeling.
Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
You're so right though, because like all these guys before,
like weren't really iced out before the you know, they
get all the college deals now and now these guys
have like ridiculous chains.
Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
My questions, where does this money magically come from?
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Well, now because they have the deals and I all,
but I'm saying, like, where did that money? Where was
that money before? Just like people just held it in
their pockets, the endowment, it was probably it was probably
done under the table, right, I mean that's get all
the time. Yeah. I just couldn't show off.
Speaker 12 (01:04:51):
I had to treat myself.
Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Now you can.
Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
Yeah, now you tried to practice in a Lamborghini.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
Even though I'm a football fan, I've never fully understood
the draft. How many rounds are there?
Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Is it five to seven?
Speaker 16 (01:05:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
No, no, you're right seven seven?
Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Is it seven rounds?
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Yeah? And after the first round though you're essentially a
practice squad player. Oh, there's nothing. No one's getting guarant
nothing's guaranteed at all, but especially after the first round.
Speaker 17 (01:05:15):
And in MENACE's bi low cell high theory, worst team
picks first, Yes, got it?
Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Okay, got it, We're all getting this.
Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
I forgot what team it was, but you could tell,
like the family was in psyched.
Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Well that's the thing, right, Like, is it really an
honor when you're like, oh.
Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Man, it's cool to be the first round draft pick,
the number one pick, ask you Manning?
Speaker 17 (01:05:36):
Yeah, well, Pope, Francis will have his funeral on Saturday,
that's of course, tomorrow, in Saint Peter's Square, Vatican City,
and it'll be live stream for free on the Vatican's
official YouTube channel, which I did not know existed.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
So, our friend Kevin has had this trip to Italy
planned for months and they're leaving today. I told him,
I said, man, what a time.
Speaker 12 (01:05:57):
What an influx to be over there.
Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Yeah, I'm just too, and his wife is super religious,
and uh, it's just got to be I don't care
if you are religious not. It's got to be pretty
interesting just to be super prettyware, just to be where
something so such a world event that's happening.
Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeah. Is it just me?
Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Or are you kind of creeped out by the Pope's
hands they're kind of elevated.
Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Yeah, can you push those down a little bit? I know,
not look so dead? Well, it's just crazy, they're like floating.
Speaker 6 (01:06:29):
American television doesn't really show dead bodies on TV.
Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
You know.
Speaker 17 (01:06:35):
I'm going to ask for you, Greg, because it is
now that you mentioned it is disconcerning me. Excuse me, Pope,
ghost Pope. I was wondering if you could just kind
of put your hands down a little more. It's kind
of freaking everybody out.
Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
I want to put to my hands whenever I want
to put my hands you know what.
Speaker 12 (01:06:47):
I'm sorry, I'm reach so he can grab me by.
Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
The hands and pull me up to heaven. Is it
weird that Sammy's in front of you taking a photo
with her thumbs up. Yeah, it's very at all.
Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Do you find it disrespectful? Yes.
Speaker 17 (01:07:00):
Event starts the nine day morning period, while daily masses
for the Pope's soul will be conducted. After the funeral,
a conclave of one hundred and thirty five cardinals will
meet an Assistine chapel within two to three weeks to
elect the new Pope. Pope Francis was the first Latin
American pope and died from a stroke followed by heart failure,
and as we've mentioned, his death sparked all this interest
(01:07:20):
in films like Conclave and Netflix's Two Pope, So this
is the time to stream those and Shannon Sharp announced
he's temporarily stepping away from ESPN after being sued for
sexual assault and battery by a woman he dated. The
lawsuit was filed in Nevada, and accuses Sharp of being
abusive and raping the woman twice during their nearly two
(01:07:40):
year relationship. Sharp denies all the allegations, calls them an
attempt to extort money, and says the relationship was totally consensual.
He hopes to be back on ESPN for the NFL preseason.
ESPN says it supports his decision to step back, Well,
the leader decision.
Speaker 12 (01:07:56):
Oh I'm sure, No, Shannon, stay, this is fine.
Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
No, see you, Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
What's your message to all the fellas out there again?
Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Don't beat up people during sex as much as they
beg for it. Yeah, they might ask, and you might think, oh,
this is a good idea. I'm going to choke this
person and smacking around. No, don't do that, Yeah, don't
do what about a little hair poll.
Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
You don't just don't take the hair out.
Speaker 12 (01:08:18):
Right, don't take the hair with you. And that's what's
going on withing.
Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
I thank you very much, Gina grad More. Woody show
is next, Morgan, Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
Oh my god, I was born for this morment right here.
Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Y'all don't know this.
Speaker 16 (01:08:32):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.
Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Oh, woody, woody, Woody.
Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Sure and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world on a Friday morning. It
is April the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. I'm mording
that's Greg Gory, good morning minus, Good morning to you.
Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
There is Sammy Marning.
Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
We got gena round. Sea Bass is here, Morgan is
here taking a phone calls at eight seven seven forty four.
You can send us eight text over to two two
nine eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Coming up later on this hour.
Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
You know, we had Morgan going out there with pictures.
Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Of the guys on the show.
Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
Specifically it was Sea Bass and Greg asking women is
this guy effable? And we started having this this conversation
about well you should do that with some of the
ladies from the show, because people were texting in about
that they might do, Like you could take a picture
of the most hideous person or a very sketchless looking person,
(01:09:39):
if you took the random dudes on the street.
Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
They go, yep, ye, yeah, I might shut the lights off.
Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Yeah, but yeah, right, like look at it, I'm not gonnascriminators.
They got dudes like all the time.
Speaker 12 (01:09:51):
Yeah they're dating.
Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
Yeah, they're on to the next.
Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
One, you know, yeah, so to put that to the
test where we sent Sea Bass out with some photos
asking dudes right for science?
Speaker 18 (01:10:04):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Right?
Speaker 14 (01:10:05):
Is she?
Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Is she effable? And so yeah, we're gonna have that
for you coming up this hour. Speaking of with somebody
had hit us up on the text over to two
two ninety seven four one two saying I've listened for years,
and after you hit two hundred thousand followers on Instagram,
I decided to take a look. Only then the only
person that looks like I thought is greg that handsome effort.
Out of the ladies, I thought Gina would be the
(01:10:28):
least attractive, just because of age, and.
Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
That's why ladies never say their age.
Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
But she's a gorgeous woman, best of the line.
Speaker 12 (01:10:38):
I know that, but thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
I thought Sammy would be less nerd and more valley girl.
I thought Morgan would be a ten, but she's just unmemorable.
Speaker 16 (01:10:49):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Yet Morgan, that's not nice.
Speaker 15 (01:10:54):
It's true though.
Speaker 12 (01:10:55):
One did you see her at the takeover?
Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Good hardcore?
Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Oh stop it, no, you look good short. I support
this anyways.
Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
That's not going to ruin your day now because of
one text?
Speaker 15 (01:11:11):
Right, No, I just excuse me. I wish we could
be honest with each other because y'all just lie to me.
Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
But it's not true.
Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
I understand, trust me.
Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
I understand what you're saying because I you know the
way that you feel about you I feel about me.
Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 16 (01:11:28):
It doesn't make it true.
Speaker 12 (01:11:28):
But have you see Morgan's Instagram pictures?
Speaker 15 (01:11:30):
You know you look good from ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
The guys I thought what he would be more clean
cut and less hobo looking. What Menace I thought would
be greaser, But it's a mix of dirty with a
touch of the tism.
Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Oh no, you didn't see that coming. Greaser sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
I thought Sea Bass was going to be a nerdy
looking dude with low self esteem, but he didn't disappoint
his serial killer. Come to my van for candy Vibe.
He radiates poster child for chemical castration my text from
the four one two.
Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
I've had like two dozen kids. Yeah, yeah, they didn't
see you, though they're all alive. They saw my picture,
they sure did. I guess that's true. I guess theism
is my new favorite friend.
Speaker 17 (01:12:19):
The touch of Theism is Tanner from Love on the Spectrum.
His Instagram handle is Tanner with Theism I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Watch any more clips. I watched one video with Tanner
in it, and I totally understand why he drives you crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Yeah, really happened.
Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Well, there was another one, is it, David? Is there another's?
I forget this other one that that popped up?
Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Did save it?
Speaker 12 (01:12:42):
Oh, David, that's Abby's boyfriend Abby and anytime?
Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Yeah, David, because you watch all this stuff. But what
I can't take is the energy, because the energy is
always like this and they're constantly and it doesn't stop
and blah blah blah blah, and I'm like, he gets.
Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
A really good Tanner.
Speaker 16 (01:12:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 10 (01:12:59):
Also, also, I was catching up shit.
Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
I was catching up too much a menace something No
No was saying, Are we sure like a couple of
these people aren't at faking?
Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Yeah, I've seen people. Yeah, I know what.
Speaker 8 (01:13:20):
I'm trying to see on the casting I think there's
a lady on there faking.
Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
I think there's a dude on there faking. Because I
hang out with a couple of autism folks. Shout out
to have baked, shout out to Hammer and Hank Bragon.
Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
They're not.
Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
Yeah, I just like being around them for over twenty
years and seeing these people, I'm like, some of these
it seems off, like.
Speaker 12 (01:13:43):
You you know what people will say to that menace,
it's a spectrum.
Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Maybe they're on this side of the spectrum.
Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
They I don't know.
Speaker 12 (01:13:51):
I'm very I'm intrigued.
Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
And I want to know more, and I just love
on the spectrum.
Speaker 19 (01:13:56):
Right, So they're trying to date other people with autism.
Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
No, they're trying to be on Netflix.
Speaker 19 (01:14:03):
Why would you be trying to date somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Sign up for a study. Whereas for people who were
actively on meth, he did it for the money. I
say this not ironically. I would be completely down to
data chick on the spectrum, Yes, of course, because they're quiet,
they're less needy, they're they're like, they're they're like dudes essentially.
Speaker 6 (01:14:23):
One chick on there's a freaking millionaire like that.
Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Like chicks on this nol Trim from what I understand,
are like just they're into you know whatever, science and math.
Speaker 15 (01:14:33):
Yeah, want to be good for you.
Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
I love a quiet, non like low maintenance girl. Absolutely,
Jesus great Joe and.
Speaker 17 (01:14:42):
Danny Danny on the show is is that she's smart,
she's a millionaire, she's an illustrator, and she really wants
to find someone to to get together have sex.
Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Yeah, the only problem is they're typically not eights above.
That's for damn.
Speaker 14 (01:14:57):
Sure.
Speaker 12 (01:14:57):
I did like some are there some cute?
Speaker 8 (01:14:59):
I did like that one scene though, when the mom
is trying to set up the sun and she's like,
I have to tell you one thing though she's blonde
and and he freaks out.
Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
But is this an all of a sudden kind of thing,
like this whole obsession with love on the Spectrum? Because
I feel like I never heard about it until.
Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Maybe a month ago. Yeah, it's been been Nobody.
Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Really talked about it, at least not to the point
where it's like this. It seems like a critical mass.
Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Everybody's talking about it.
Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
She's a really hit with the public, or maybe just
the dopes on this show like Morgan and Gina who
keep talking about it all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
They're obsessed. I just won't watch Down for Love or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
They have.
Speaker 15 (01:15:41):
An Australia version was the first one, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
The accent's got to be awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
There must have been like some social media clip that
like just hit and then people started watching it.
Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Well, come up next, we're gonna put that theory to
the test sea Bass out on the streets asking guys
with pictures of women, is she effable? Will any buddy
say no? I don't even know what the pictures are.
Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Let's just say they include some folks you know personally, Okay.
I didn't know we were doing that.
Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
I thought we were just finding ugly people like well,
I thought that was the whole thing, Like, no matter
how ugly the chick was.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Like, well, there's been adjustments to these photos because they.
Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Had pictures of Greg and these trips are like, eh,
like that's Greg. He's gorgeous.
Speaker 17 (01:16:22):
Speaking of Greg, I have had to convince my friend
over the past week that Greg is not Brian Austin Green.
Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
Which I've never heard.
Speaker 12 (01:16:32):
I showed you the text. Did I not Greg? She's like, no,
that's him, No.
Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
It's not. Are you sure that's not Brian?
Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Did you used to be married to what's your face is?
We're talking to someone on down with love or.
Speaker 14 (01:16:46):
More?
Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
What he shows next? Hang on? I was working in
the radio in this street.
Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
In the past thirty years.
Speaker 12 (01:16:56):
This is our every day.
Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Are getting cut left and right, left and left and left,
and they've never gone. You know what we should really
add a position.
Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
I wonder if today's last.
Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
The Wood Show.
Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Well, if you remember, we had Morgan out there pictures
Sea Bass and Greg Gory asking women out there to
take a look at the picture and answer the question
is this guy affable? Here's what they said about Sea Bass.
Speaker 16 (01:17:30):
Is he futible?
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
No?
Speaker 16 (01:17:33):
I'm sorry, Uh, you need to work on yourself a
little more. He is not foble.
Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
I feel like he's like he's too big, but I
did like I don't like his bill.
Speaker 16 (01:17:46):
You don't like his build, I don't like his bill.
Speaker 19 (01:17:48):
He has nice eyes.
Speaker 16 (01:17:49):
They both have nice eyes, though, and I feel like
is probably small.
Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Yeah, she feels like that. She feels like that, well
she doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Just shows so much, just shows you can trust anything,
because she was so wrong anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
But we were discussing after that, and people had brought
up on the text like, man, you couldn't really do this,
you know, by you know, taking pictures of women out there,
because you would ask like random guys like, hey, is
this chick effable? Would you find how hard would it
be to find a guy who would say no? I
mean unless it's something like really atrocia, But.
Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
I wouldn't put you guys in that category. It's not
like every single chick in the world.
Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
No, no, but it's like in a pinch, we've done
that before, Like we had this really hideous coworker from
twenty years ago, like the Yeah, like, dude, she should
be guarding a bridge somewhere. Disgusting as a person, disgusting too,
putting curses on children. Yeah, No, she's a rotten person.
She deserves anything that we say.
Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
That's true. It's just a fact.
Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
And so it would be like, you know, so, Greg,
would you rather blanket blank or give oral to this
person maintaining eye contact into completion?
Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
And that's always do anything but that, right exactly, So
I wouldn't put you guys in that category.
Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
See bats went out, there were some pictures of some
ladies and we're asking, dudes, is she affable science?
Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Exactly? For science? And so I I want to be
fair to the women on this show, because if it's
just the women on this show, of course guys are
going to say yes, that's it's easy. So I threw
a little curveball in there. I asked our good friend
Ai to like take let's say a picture of Morgan
Sammy gena, et cetera. But what if they were pregnant?
Speaker 12 (01:19:24):
Oh, and AI did a good job to see what
those look like.
Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
There you go, Gina, here's you. Wow, it looks like
she's literally Gina, but she's the octomer.
Speaker 19 (01:19:33):
She does not cover her belly when she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
I asked, showed a big pregnant belly on them? God,
it does?
Speaker 19 (01:19:41):
It looks like the watermelon summing.
Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
That is wow. That's unsettling.
Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
You are protruding them, but some guys are into that.
Speaker 12 (01:19:52):
Well look at my eyes.
Speaker 8 (01:19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (01:19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
The other thing too, that Ai, I'll do. I'll say,
make this woman pregnant and it'll give him like different
shoes and a next to arm for some reason. Oh,
did you see what I did for Easter? For us?
Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
I said, hey, make the I took the photo our
promo photo. I said, make this Easter.
Speaker 14 (01:20:10):
I did.
Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Faces are different and then they started just changing the face.
It doesn't need to do that, but it does. Yeah,
it was weird, stupid AI. So here's a guy's reactions
to will they bang pregnant? Gina? Is this lady bangible?
Speaker 13 (01:20:21):
Yes, she's pregnant, but you would do that? The baby
don't know me.
Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
He's in there.
Speaker 13 (01:20:26):
I'm out here.
Speaker 21 (01:20:27):
It's way better when they're pregnant, so it gets And
when they're pregnant, I did not know that.
Speaker 13 (01:20:34):
Yes, I have three kids.
Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Really pregnant ladies are actually extra damp.
Speaker 19 (01:20:40):
Yeah okay, and also he knows that he can't knock
you up.
Speaker 16 (01:20:43):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Here's another guy. His name is Michael.
Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Yeah, talk about Gina pregnant? Okay? Is this lady Bangible?
Speaker 7 (01:20:51):
Oh what the big feet pass for? You like women
with big feet? I's the first.
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Feet. I think AI might have screwed again. It does
weird things besides gains. I'm a seven and a half,
but I thought for sure he was talking about the belly. Same.
Speaker 13 (01:21:09):
Does this lady Bangable?
Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
Oh what the big ass feet? You like women with
big feet?
Speaker 16 (01:21:16):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
I don't really look at it.
Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
Really, you gotta look at the feet because the feet
is the quality of a woman.
Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
So now you're not one of those foot people? Are
you foot freaks?
Speaker 7 (01:21:23):
My wife has got a little little taste of my appetite.
Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Oh licking him?
Speaker 6 (01:21:28):
It's your wife?
Speaker 17 (01:21:29):
Okay, lot, I guess his picture again? All right, Yeah,
here's the Are the feet like clown shoes? No, I
don't think so, he's really indefeat.
Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
I used to know a guy who when a girl
walked in the room, his eyes would just automatically right, yeah,
more with a will. Guy's bang pregnant Gina? All right,
just girl bangable.
Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
That's nasty.
Speaker 13 (01:21:53):
I can't think it's bangable.
Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Belly bangable, but actually didn't have the big preadan belly. Yeah,
out back her face, bang her face, and they say
chivalry is dead.
Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Yeah, I know, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
So again for science, we did the round with Sea
Bass and Greg. We will do other ones, like for
myself and for menace. Uh Morgan will take those pictures
out asking chicks are we effable? But just again for
first for science, will guys turn anything down?
Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
Sea Bass? What's the next one? I made Sammy pregnant?
I said, take this picture of Sammy, make her pregnant.
And it gave her You could see her belly sticking
out of her sweater, and it gave her like she's
drinking a glass of champagne or some kind of drinking
while pregnant. AI all right, it really.
Speaker 19 (01:22:44):
Opened up my sweater there, just like split to make
a belly.
Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
She just looks fat.
Speaker 16 (01:22:50):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
A long stick. Well that's yes, all right. So that
looks like she has a mustache. Will they bang pregnant? Sammy?
Speaker 18 (01:23:00):
Is this lady bangable?
Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Somebody banged out already, okay? And she's drinking alcohol?
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
And what's this on her lips?
Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
She's got herbs and alcohol.
Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
Definitely triple note bamp bamp.
Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
So that's what AI did. Ai really jacked up the hand,
the hand on the drink of the knuckles and stuff.
And he's been in some fight, like you said, either
mustache or herpes. And then look at the lip, the
upper lip milk mustage.
Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Milk mustache, but it's herpes. So Sammy, sorry, I got
oh no, what am I going to do now?
Speaker 12 (01:23:31):
I guess the drinking and the baby is right?
Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
You sure can find some guy.
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
What about what about this dude? Is this lady bangable?
Speaker 13 (01:23:37):
She looks like.
Speaker 21 (01:23:37):
Another praygo So I'll say, yes, she's having a good.
Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
Time, she's enjoying the time.
Speaker 21 (01:23:41):
Yeah, how long as she's above age. You know, I'm
not trying to pull the sand in sharp out here.
She's still on the kiddy's side. She's gonna get on
your nerves after hers. She's going to be like clingy.
Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Oh tell me about it, clean, Oh, tell me about it.
Speaker 16 (01:23:57):
Look young, clean, so young.
Speaker 20 (01:24:00):
I might not be of age.
Speaker 12 (01:24:01):
Yeah, you might be a minor.
Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Because sized a minor. I was blaming Shannon Sharp for
underage stuff. They're just saying he beats people. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
The next photo would be Morgan but pregnant. Morgan pregnant
in her photos once she took I think at the
UFC headquarters where she's in kind of fight gear. It
completely changed Morgan's face to make her look kind of
like Jojo Siwa.
Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
But they give your eyes pregnant. Go and this could
be your future if you and Cobbo stay together.
Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Morgan.
Speaker 12 (01:24:28):
I completely changed Morgan's face.
Speaker 16 (01:24:30):
That's what's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Pumped up. Wow, we'll shade the photo. Still down.
Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Yeah, I'm saying, like, just so you know, like what
your future looks like. What never you and talked about kids.
Speaker 15 (01:24:41):
I'm never having a kid ever ever in my life.
Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
I will kill myself.
Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
I mean, you're supposed to abort the baby, not yourself.
What he said that about his dog.
Speaker 15 (01:24:51):
If it had to come to that, I would kill myself. No,
I don't need to have kids. I'm not I'm not
built for that.
Speaker 12 (01:24:58):
Okay, okay, I know yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
You know what. Out of the uh, out of the
pictures so far, this one looks the most quote normal,
and where it didn't like AI didn't completely.
Speaker 12 (01:25:09):
You know, yeah, jack of her face.
Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
Well no, it did jack up her face. It doesn't
look like her.
Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
No, but it looks she's not cross either.
Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
The milk mustache, but her body even pregnant looks.
Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
So with these dudes, thanks Greg, with these dudes bang
a pregnant Morgan.
Speaker 13 (01:25:24):
Oh you'll see fighter too.
Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
That's not right, that's weird.
Speaker 22 (01:25:28):
Yeah, and he had period had periods sometimes, you like,
we haven't been over this ship that month. It's not
getting emotionally mad. They'll cuss you off and then they'll
get happy. Yeah, they didn't get the period when they
that's when that's the most when they get the period.
The worst ones she has sport if she wasn't pregnant,
dog lang here.
Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
There's just too much drama.
Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
So yeah, he said, we didn't hit her period a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
Yeah, and you're too emotional.
Speaker 15 (01:25:53):
I'm looking at it now. This does not look like
at me at all.
Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
She's good.
Speaker 15 (01:25:55):
I mean, she looks good, looks like almost Ronda Rousey time.
Speaker 12 (01:25:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, little as a vibe, but not bad.
Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Though, right, not that bad.
Speaker 15 (01:26:05):
No, I was expecting way worse than what you thought
it was.
Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Yeah, wasn't It wasn't a banging yet. All right?
Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
What about Chad? Would he bang you pregnant?
Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Is this lady bangable?
Speaker 13 (01:26:13):
And he's giving me a lineup of straight pregnant chicks?
Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
Now?
Speaker 13 (01:26:15):
Yeah, right, there's her first baby moment. Okay, she's good.
Speaker 21 (01:26:19):
Yeah, maybe she's like, are you a seam idol? Like
like the little the Number girls. I'm knocked that down.
Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Yeah, I knocked that down. I like that.
Speaker 12 (01:26:28):
I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
We'll fight reference in there was no hot all right,
Well yeah we have we have a we have a
couple more. But these these aren't women. I mean one
is clearly menace.
Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Well you're forgetting woody AI. Yeah, yeah, okay, so like
if menace was a woman I took to Coachella. Yeah,
and hey, make medicine too, one of the other twenty
three year old girls. And then the other one is
more than AI. It's a using meth pipe.
Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
I was gonna say, like like a junkie of some kind.
So what about female menace and the meth head. We'll
find out. Are they bangable.
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are gonna go, oh God, he's here again.
Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
You're so tortured, man.
Speaker 16 (01:27:25):
I am.
Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
AI generated photos of pregnant Gina, pregnant Sammy, pregnant Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Are they posted menace?
Speaker 16 (01:27:36):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Okay, so you can see those on Instagram? Yes, okay,
thebody show on Instagram. That's what the Sea Bass had
out on them streets. I mean they're over the top.
I think the Morgan one looked the most like football. No,
like I'm just saying, like the most real. Yeah, it does, yeah,
pretty real because AI, as you know, distorts certain things
(01:27:57):
like your hands, your photo in fact, that split the sweater,
your feet. Most guys, yeah, but they we still do it.
Now we have this is a picture of pregnant menace.
Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Just just just female menace.
Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
I'm sorry, female menace. And then and then the method.
Somebody said, my cowork and I are listening to all
the guys comments about the pregnant photos, and they're funny.
The sexiest gal on the show's Morgan Morgan fishing for compliments.
She knows she's a certified batty say that.
Speaker 15 (01:28:29):
Truly, I'm just being honest. I'm not fishing for compliments.
I'm just being honest.
Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Yeah, I hate when they say certified, bad certified, give
me you're crazy. I am crazy, not a bad e
but bat te ye. And speaking about how weird people are,
New York City now has scratch and sniff ads that
let you smell armpits. Yeah, you've seen smart movie thinking
(01:28:54):
about that. It's to promote aluminum free deodorant. And there's
posters up around the city, like, you know, an enormous
armpit letting people scratch and sniff to get a sample
the fragrance of.
Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
The new deodorant. Yeah, no thanks, But like, if.
Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
You saw that, would you walk up to it and
scratch it and sniff it? I don't think I would,
thought I was, yes, yeah, you also, great ad campaign.
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
It's great. I think it's a great ad campaign. But like, yeah,
I'm you're curiosity, I would you would?
Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yeah, I don't of course want it.
Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
You know, that's that's one of the things, like chicks
with hairy armpits, like oh yeah, yeah, gross armpits are disgusted.
Speaker 6 (01:29:31):
When I used to watch Shaw's The Sunset on Bravo. Yeah,
back when the gay dudes they loved smelling each other's armpits.
Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
Let's say this picture of Menace as a chick, just.
Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
A menace at Coachella, and I said, hey, make medic
a lady, and it sure did.
Speaker 14 (01:29:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Oh yeah, and now Menace does use female deodorant. You're
still doing that, right, I know I moved on?
Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Oh you do. Yes, well, after almost twenty years.
Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
I have moved on.
Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
I found a new love and shout out to the
rock Yeah, Papa too, it's really.
Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Good photo change.
Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
You used to use? What secret?
Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
A secret?
Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
I was all about A secret? Got us like a
short blonde sort.
Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Of a.
Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Yeah, So describe a Gina.
Speaker 23 (01:30:12):
Yeah, he's a she's a stocky gal, which is a lesbian, Yeah,
which with a short blonde bob, big sunglasses, you know,
with the BUCkies outfit and looks like she's down for
a good time.
Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
Okay, all right, So would the dudes uh be willing
to go for a roll in the hey with lesbian menace.
Let's see as sea basses out on these streets.
Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Is this lady bangable?
Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 22 (01:30:37):
Yeah, she looks like a like a tomboy type. Uh huh,
I'm masculated feminism. It's still throw it in there, yeah,
some of them. Some of them throw a bag, all right, someone, Okay,
so that's good. Yeah, yeah, he's this lady bangable.
Speaker 13 (01:30:52):
I'm not into this love. But she looks actually have
a liquor license.
Speaker 16 (01:30:56):
She has.
Speaker 13 (01:30:57):
I lick her license exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Yeah, somebody on Instagram he says, I look like grandma. Yeah,
well that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
Yeah, next one, the meth head.
Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
So this is just a I said, hey, I said, hey, hey,
a I give me a woman and you know, in
her underwear smoking a meth pipe. And she looks kind
of like maybe like a Lissa Milano. Plus she's hot, Okay,
her hair is al she looks like like the New
Age models where they all look kind of you know who.
Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
She reminds me of, like in the face a bit
is Caroline, who used to work here, but like in
an alley filthy with a glass pipe.
Speaker 12 (01:31:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
I see Caroline there a little bit, but that's just
at a glance. I haven't seen the hole.
Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
Yeah, I mean definitely not.
Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Yeah me see on our Instagram Instagram.
Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
Yeah, now, you would definitely use protection for this, check, right,
I mean you can tell if someone's dirty or not
just by looking.
Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
At them, because she's literally dirty. She's literally got a filth.
Speaker 12 (01:31:58):
You want to double bag it?
Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
Covered it? All right?
Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
So would these dudes do the meth head show? Is
this lady bangable?
Speaker 16 (01:32:04):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
What is don her mom? What is doan mo for
a math? Probably would that be a bad thing? I
mean she still looked bad though, Okay, all right, okay, good, okay,
all right? And then what about Chad?
Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
What was he thinking?
Speaker 14 (01:32:19):
Give us?
Speaker 13 (01:32:20):
She says it about them for a hour, and you're like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (01:32:22):
Playing with or not?
Speaker 13 (01:32:23):
Maybe playing with some veins? But I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:32:25):
It's not given healthy.
Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
Smart's not kidding it. You can't just say she doesn't
look healthy. You have to say it's not.
Speaker 6 (01:32:31):
Giving out healthy. It's giving giving healthy.
Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
It's not giving So one out of two for the
meth that's not bad.
Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
Yeah for lesbian menuda, yeah, but overall guys way less picky.
Speaker 16 (01:32:42):
You would.
Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
I don't care why you listening because you love her.
Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Listen as long as you're listening, this is.
Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
The Lady Show, all right, Welcome back, everybody, and yeah,
you're just tuning in. Let me be the first to
welcome you and say happy Friday. Yeah, it is Friday,
morn morning. It's April the twenty fifth. Today is Financial
Independence Awareness Day.
Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
I want to be aware of it. I'm sure a
lot of people live it.
Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
I'm sure a lot of people are aware of financial.
Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Stand that term anymore?
Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Independence? Yeah? What awareness? Awareness? We wait to talk about something,
but I actually do anything about it, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Today is license plate Day?
Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Yeah, the prisoners.
Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
Yeah, it's uh, I mean you know the topic. Hairstylist
Appreciation Day.
Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Yeah right.
Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Officially it's National Hairball Awareness Day, bro, I'm aware. Yeah,
National Hug of Plumber Day. It's National Manny Petty Day,
which this time last year, Dude, at this time last year,
I couldn't have told you a damn thing about it
other than I knew what it was.
Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
But now it's all you do. And I used to
get a confused.
Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
I couldn't remember which one was for the hands and
which one was for the You would you would think
that would be.
Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
Obvious, right you would. If you learned Latin, you'd know. Yeah,
But I didn't learn Latin.
Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
So now I go to that place at Hammer and
Nail Place, and dude, the manny, the petty, it is
wonder shave. Ladies. Why have you been keeping this a secret?
Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
A friend?
Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Yeah, my feet are always soft and pretty?
Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Are your heels?
Speaker 16 (01:34:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Soft my heels? Do they break out the sander? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
You want the feeling break, I'll rub him on your
face if you like, I'll work for it, all right.
Today is World Penguin Day, which we had a penguin
here in the studio, and that's a last penny Penny
the penguin. And then men, it's a couple ones for you.
Today's National Lingerie. D I know how much you love Lingerie. Yeah,
shout out to the lingerie. Not cheesy our eighties at all.
Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
And today is National Zucchini Bread Day.
Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
Hell no, dude, are you serious? It was the Great
Zucchini Harvest.
Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
No no, I said, the great zucchini Craze of nineteen
ninety seven where my mom made everything zucchini. She grew
zucchini's like crazy. She made zucchini cookies which I thought
were regular cookies, and I bit into them and then
in sleep yuked.
Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
There's no puking because they are good. Yeah, bikini bread
is really good.
Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
You know what's better than that?
Speaker 8 (01:35:04):
Regular bread? Yeah, no, non zucchini bread. Oh bread would
like chocolate chips in them. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
Ninety seven not a good year for Menace because not
only was the Great Zucchini Craze, it was also when Taco.
Speaker 6 (01:35:17):
Bell discontinued the four alarm double decker taco. Also, we're
missing a national day. It's National DNA.
Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
Day, National DNA Day.
Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Missing so many days. Nobody's doing that, like.
Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
You get your stuff back. I'm saying they are, But like,
what about some of the other ones. There was ancestry
dot com.
Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
That was a big one.
Speaker 12 (01:35:38):
Yeah, it's different though, that's on DNA. That's just a tree.
Oh I thought it was just like family trees.
Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
No, they do DNA. I did ancestry DNA.
Speaker 8 (01:35:45):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (01:35:45):
I'm constantly getting updates from it too. That's like, Oh,
the more DNA that they get, the more they can
point your stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
A couple of holidays today, what's happening in the world
of entertainment Menace?
Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
Well, Greg, listen up. Jeffer Lopez and Ben Affleck. They're
trying to sell their sixty eight million dollars home. Have
you looked this up yet?
Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Yeah, I made an offer, but they didn't.
Speaker 6 (01:36:03):
Oh no, yeah, somebody did put it in an offer
of sixty four million dollars, but.
Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
They backed out. Was a kids, was that you, Greg?
Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:36:10):
No, no, that was the buyer backed out.
Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
The buyer backed out, Yeah, because I know that j
Loo apparently refuses to slash the price.
Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
I know.
Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
Also, just if you don't know, the home has twelve
rooms and twenty four bathrooms, and Greg and I always
say rich people be pooping.
Speaker 5 (01:36:26):
I know, so many bathrooms.
Speaker 6 (01:36:28):
What's up with that?
Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
But I thought sixty four was a nice offer for me.
Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Yeah, yeah, very generally.
Speaker 6 (01:36:33):
But no, apparently you backed out again the buyer back
You wouldn't budget, okay. Well, also, neither of them will
want to They neither of them want to live in
the home because they say it's way too big. So
they currently live in modest, twenty million dollar homes.
Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
How they modest.
Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Although I did see the gallery of that house. It's
a little old timey looking.
Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
I mean I guess if you have I guess you
have like a Jeff Bezos kind of money, yeah, or
you know, something like that. Warren Buffett, even though now
Warren Buffett lives in the modest house. Yes, that's for sure,
got some modest modest but too much but even for
you know him, like he goes and buys a twenty
sixty million dollars home to compare to his network, Like
that's a modest house.
Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
Yeah, nothing to.
Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Everybody else is ridiculous. But I'm with you, Like, I
don't know why there are so many bathrooms. Yeah, weird
in these houses.
Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
Because you have a lot of common areas and common
areas need not an extra bedroom bathrooms for those areas. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (01:37:28):
Guess so it's called being rich.
Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
Look into it.
Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
Yeah, I'll try. Pete Davison has shared a timeline to
remove all of his two hundred tattoos. That's what SeaBASS
has been saying. That he's actually started in twenty twenty,
and he says it's about it's gonna take him about
ten years to.
Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Fully remove everything.
Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
It doesn't look good.
Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
Yeah, he's got everything off his arms pretty much, his
neck and his hands, but he still has his full
back and his tattoo. His torso is all tato as well,
and he says the process is horrible.
Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
Well, at least it's inmensive. Well, at least there are
are areas now that he can.
Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Cover up, right, right, what a waste of time. To
my point, if I may say, I'm an awesome person,
if you'd asked him four or five years ago, Oh,
tell me about blah blah blah, like, oh, well it's
so important. Yeah, it commemorates my dog dog. Maybe at
the time it was, it never was, It was never that.
Speaker 23 (01:38:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:38:24):
I remember when he was dating Kim Kardashian for five
seconds and he got didn't get it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
To do this is like my girls a lawyer. Yeah,
he got super Kim.
Speaker 16 (01:38:32):
And that's when I knew that.
Speaker 11 (01:38:33):
It was like, oh, he's just going to get all
these removed, like he I mean, at least that one
he gets tattoos, knowing he's going to have it removed.
Speaker 6 (01:38:40):
The point why do I because yeah, it looks cool.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
No it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
But that's why I have never gotten a tattooed. I
thought about it, yeah, but then I'm like, man, what
is something that I know for the rest of my
life like that I can commit to? And they go, oh,
what about your wife? Okay, well, I think everybody's learned
that lesson that always doesn't work out.
Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
As much as you.
Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
When she and bang somebody, you inevitably hope that it
will his second wife, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
Right, thank you. Yeah, what about the kids.
Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
I'm pretty sure Jeffrey Dahmer's parents are pretty psyched. They
never got Jeffrey tattoos.
Speaker 12 (01:39:15):
I think your only chance is the dog.
Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Print.
Speaker 6 (01:39:26):
I found an artist that does really good dog tattoos.
Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
If you want to do it, don't. I don't want
like a picture of the dog.
Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
But just like the words Cassie forever.
Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Yeah, what's better than let's say, a picture of an
animal on your body?
Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
I don't know. Maybe donating to a shelter to get
the I want to cool? Ass idn't get my dog michelter.
I bought it. Well I are.
Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
I do have a pizza tattoo, and I'm going to
love that for life. I've seen Dave Portnoy's new girlfriend.
He finally made it official after a year ago. Well
you might support this. After years ago. They got spotted
on TV by accident because they accidently sat behind some
reporters and didn't realize they're on TV. In the second
(01:40:11):
they realized they're on TV, they move seats, but he
asks confirmed that he is dating Cameron Delano.
Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
I believe that.
Speaker 8 (01:40:21):
Yeah, she's twenty six years old and she works at
a like a hair growth place for men.
Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
So how he found her? He's admitted to getting plugged.
Speaker 6 (01:40:32):
Yeah, he's forty eight and she's twenty six.
Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
Hard to get right? Yeah, well again, just don't.
Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Well, and he's another guy who got in trouble almost
for gross sleeping, violent sexual stuff. It is stop and
he got he got out of it, thankfully because apparently
he had all the all the receipts and text and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
But stop beating up people during sex.
Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
Trevor Bauer and Dave Portnoy and Shannon Sharp, Yeah, Shannon Sharp, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
A girl doesn't need a black eye. I realized how she.
Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
Asks for it.
Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
In fact, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? Why can't
a girl have a black guy.
Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Getting and she can't like how much she asks for it.
She doesn't want it, and she's probably setting you up.
Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
But hopefully he's.
Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
Learned his lessons. Well, now, Sammy, does it help that
she is from Massachusetts?
Speaker 19 (01:41:14):
Well, I would think that she is. That's where he.
Speaker 10 (01:41:16):
Lives, so she would he lives in Miami and yeah, Nantucket.
He's always shouting out Nantucket. I mean that's yeah yah.
But he always wants the homegrown girls, you know. Yeah
for real, dog all right, everybody likes their own brand.
Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
Well, speaking of.
Speaker 6 (01:41:30):
Being into girls, apparently, Jojo Siwa says that she realized
that she's not fully lesbian.
Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
Oh I understand.
Speaker 19 (01:41:39):
Either, Greg, I didn't get I should know this.
Speaker 8 (01:41:42):
She says, I'm not lesbian, I'm queer. Yeah, so don't
get it. She has been on Celebrity Big Brother. We've
been talking about that Big Brother UK and I don't
really know this guy. He's some reality star from the UK,
but they've been snuggling up on the show. And yeah,
she came out of the statement she goes, I'm not lesbian,
I'm queer. So because she's like into this guy.
Speaker 11 (01:42:05):
Well, but she also was saying she doesn't identify as
a girl, but she doesn't identify as a guy.
Speaker 19 (01:42:12):
So I think that's what makes her queer.
Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
I don't know, Okay, at.
Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
This point in her career, the life cycle of Jojo
siwas celebrity in her career, Like what, why does anybody
care about her now, like, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
Just be another just to be another concerts she is, Yeah.
Speaker 19 (01:42:29):
I mean the people who grew up with her, I
think still love her.
Speaker 13 (01:42:31):
She was a really big deal.
Speaker 5 (01:42:33):
For generation was way into her.
Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
My daughter was way into all the bows. Oh yeah,
all that stuff for a while. JoJo's just rules. She
does have dates coming up. But I think the problem
is that we're watching was she twenty one? Now we're
watching this would normally be liberal arts college phase where you.
Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
Publish, and there's millions of girls who do this every year,
you know, four year million, four year queer. Well, we
got the the birthdays and the porn of birthday here
in a second, I did want to suggest because I
know people in this room or big fans of Pee
Wee Herman. And there is a new trailer I just
saw it yesterday for that documentary that's coming out. I
think it's on May twenty third or something like that.
Pee Wee as himself. I forget what it's called, but
(01:43:12):
I watched the trailer for it. You may you could
tell it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 12 (01:43:18):
Was he tortured?
Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
I don't know about tortured, but it's just he seems
like such an all those things that people say about
Paul Rubins, about what kind of person he was, Like
you just when you watch you get like this, just
this immediate feeling of just genuine authenticity and it's just
him where he was a kind of a big mystery, Yeah,
for most of his life publicly, like kind of very
(01:43:42):
sheltered and stuff. And he's just opening up and it's
you know, you're watching this going man, he's gone. Yeah,
it's one of those things. Why we do those those
birthday things, you know, say something nice before they die,
like the eulogies that we do.
Speaker 5 (01:43:54):
There's a picture of him on the trailer. He's actually
kind of handsome.
Speaker 14 (01:43:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
He reminds us of our of our friend Dennis.
Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
Yeah, it reminds me like when he started speaking his
manu manure mannerism. Menonorius. You're having all right time for
your birthdays.
Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
Senor Porto birthday.
Speaker 7 (01:44:13):
Go show say we're gonna shim, We're gonna sit page.
Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
It's shivery, and you know what we don't do.
Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to al Pacino, who
is eighty five today. Rene Zelwigger is fifty six, Joe Buck,
the sports commentator. He's fifty six. Jason Lee Earl Hickey.
He was Dave and Alvin the Chipmunks before that. He's
in All the Kevin Smith Moves, Mall Rats and Chasing
Amy Dognall, which is coming back out in theater.
Speaker 6 (01:44:43):
Exp pro skater who in vetted the three sixty flip
and had his own shoe by airwalk.
Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
That's right. I always forget that fun fact. Thank you minute.
Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Jason Lee is fifty five. Hank Azaria, the voice of
Chief Wigham and Moe and the Simpsons. He's sixty one.
Talia Shire in the Rocky Movies, Connie Corleone and The
Godfather Movies. She's seventy nine. Gina Torres, she was Jessica
Pearson in Suits. She was also in The Matrix Reloaded.
She's fifty six. Jonathan Bailey, Lord Anthony Bridgarton in Bridgerton
(01:45:15):
he's thirty seven. And Tim Duncan, the retired NBA player
from the San Antonio Spurs. He is forty nine. And
Parna Birthday. I'm a sweetest chef all of a sudden,
Your pornod birthday today is Gabrielle Clark and Today's birthday
boy and he has spread more seed than a farmer
in three hundred and sixty two fine films, including ten
(01:45:37):
feet of Meat. He was in Twink Swap Volume one,
also blowing dudes for some extra tattoo money.
Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
Speaking of Potoo, it happens.
Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
Threesome with my farmer cousins. He was also an anal
with my mother in law. So a lot of family
stuff and who can forget his unforgettable role in Vegan
with a sausage in the ass, It doesn't even make any.
Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
Well, hopefully it's a sausage with you or something.
Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
That's Gabriel Clark, who is thirty eight years old today,
and that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Friday morning look at what's happening
in the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a break more Friday. Woody Show is next.
Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
Hang on, bring being very quiet anything, We'll be back.
So so Woody Showy Show more fun than goneer Rhea.
Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
I mean I've had Goneree a few times and I'd
say I haven't had gone yet.
Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
No show.
Speaker 4 (01:46:35):
All right, Well, that's gonna do it for Monday. Morning,
All right, checking one out of five days off that list.
We got the full show podcast everything you missed today.
Find it on Today's podcast. Or you don't have that
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Speaker 5 (01:47:51):
Yeah, if you played Snake on a Nokia phone, time
for a colonoscopy Snake?
Speaker 18 (01:47:59):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Yeah, what was the main.
Speaker 8 (01:48:04):
Game?
Speaker 13 (01:48:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
I was addicted to I don't I don't remember that
that game.
Speaker 5 (01:48:10):
The more dots you ate, the longer the snake got
and you had to like but you couldn't like your
own tail.
Speaker 4 (01:48:16):
My kids play a version of that, like on the iPad.
Oh really, yeah, I didn't know that was an old
timy game.
Speaker 19 (01:48:21):
It was like, yeah, the first phone game.
Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
God, what was I doing on my phone making calls
or something?
Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
Something that is weird? I wasn't aware of that. Idiot.
Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thanks so
much for giving the show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
here on Tuesday. Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
S M D double M. Quit this bitch,
What is.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program.
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Listener discretion is advised.
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Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning everybody. Today is April the twenty fifth,
twenty twenty five. And you guys, today is Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I tried to switch up the Friday song last week.
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That'll be coming up a little bit later. Oh and
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late night monologue.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah noise, but I mean this for a long time
and as you should be a season pro. Oh exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
You can really impress Joe.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You know, yeah, you can open it for him.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Oh yeah, Hey, what's the what's the plumbing issue you had?
Because I don't know what the answer is, but like
I'm sure we got somebody who's listening.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Yeah, plumbers out there. I have this weird issue and
it only happens in the evening at my house. But
and now my house is built upwards, so.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I don't know what houses. Yeah no, but I no ground,
not a ranch style. What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
So I don't live in a manshion or anything, but
I live it has three floors. Yeah, yeah, but I
don't live in a townhouse. So on the third floor,
the toilet in the evening, it sounds like it's flushing randomly,
so it'll be like it will just sound like it's flushing,
and then probably forty five minutes an hour late, it
(03:00):
sounds like it's flushing again. I know that is what
is happening.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
I do know.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Okay, So now I'm understanding what you were what you were.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Okay, it's only in the evening though, and it's only
in the evening. It's only on the top the top floor.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
So are you only noticing the evening because like, if
you're doing stuff during the day, maybe you wouldn't know
because there's other things you're distracted, got maybe a TV going,
you're doing something else on your phone, and because you're
it's quiet and said night, maybe you notice it. Because
what doesn't make any sense. It would be one part
of the day or the other. But what does make
sense is it sometimes depending on the tank of the toilet.
I forget what it's called. The flapper I think is.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Uh, yeah, it'll say add water, which I've done.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You know, I'm saying it'll slowly because what you have
to do is you have to take that flapper out
and you have to clean it because it gets like
a layer of like almost like like a schmutz, right yeah,
and it will water seep and it won't create a
complete seal. And so what's happening is that, uh, the
water gets down to a certain level and it starts
filling up and going. So it sounds like that that
(03:56):
sound that you're talking about, like a flushing kind of sound.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Because my water bill is a little bit higher.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
That's yeah, yeah, you only notice it in the evening
because that's when you're quiet. Yeah, you're lying around.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
But I'm like meditating during the day.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
Oh sure, just kidding, Yeah, that would be my guess
what that Okay, I'll try that the flap flap up.
Also the ball report. I have a similar This is
maybe be a question for Greg. I have a similar
evening noise problem in my place around eleven pm every night.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I don't know what it is, but I hear this
and it's somebody right above me in our complex. It
sounds like they are running I don't know, a vacuum,
but not not on just like a rolling like an
ab wheel, a steady. It's like a back and forth.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
It might be one of those rowing machines right.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
The floor. It's like the sound is coming through like
it's attached to the floor. Like it's almost like they
have like the like they're in an office chair just
rolling back and forth across the hardward.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
But one of those things because I know, like when
I'm working out, like, yeah, you have that thing like
you can kind of do like a It's like in
a push up position. It's like, yeah, you hold on
to either side of the wheel and it rolls out.
Sound like that. Here's the thing is repetitive or is
it random?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's you know, it's not like a machine where it's
exactly it's it's kind of randomish. But it's every night
eleven o'clock. Again, it sounds if I had a guess,
it's like an office chair or some kind of thing.
They're either dragging or rolling across the floor and I
want to leave them a note. I would do, but
I want to do it in a way that's classy
and professional.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
I see what you always do, just complain to the office. Well,
because I don't think, hello, this is a Sebastian. I
would trust me you didn't number four. But I don't
think it's anything they would or could do anything about.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I think it's so hard to catch when you hear
something upstairs. Is probably the thing that drives me the
most insane because you don't know what it is. It's loud,
and you wonder why are you doing that, Yeah, especially
when there's no rhyme or reason to it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
First of all, ballcock right, ballcocks always bock eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. If it could be anything else,
if you are a plumber, and maybe it's like, oh yeah,
well this happens only at night, and it's actually that's
what's happening. Something's flushing, and you can help mend us out.
Hit us up on the text Friday check ins as well.
Over to two to nine eight seventh The Woody Show,
(06:17):
and we are into another new hour, the Insensitivity Training
for a Politically Correct World. It is Friday morning. Oh yeah,
it's April to twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. I'm wody.
That's Greg Gory h Woody Menace. Good morning to you, sir,
Good morning Woody. What we got Gina Grand you're her
Seabats is here? We got Sammy Morgaant's taking your calls
(06:38):
at eighty seven seven forty four, Woody. You can set
us a text over to two to nine eight seven
and our in studio guests, ladies and gentlemen, it is
comedian Joe Cool.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh yeah, yes, I Joe Love. How are you see you?
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Happy?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I feel like we don't get to see you very much.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
He's traveling so much more last to bits suddenly much
just in the Philippines.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Did you see what happened to me?
Speaker 10 (07:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, I want to ask you mentally, you know. Yeah,
I'm not surprised.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Let me let me get some of the business out
of the way here first. Joe Cooy just announced a
very cool thing. He and Gabriel Iglacia is fluffy. They
are doing a big comedy show. And when I say big,
I'm talking stadium big. They're gonna be playing Sofi Stadium
in Los Angeles on Saturday, March twenty first of next year.
So it's it's ways off March twenty first, and twenty
(07:30):
twenty six. Of those tickets go on sale today, So
today they go on sale ticketmaster dot com. It's gonna
be the biggest comedy show ever. What's the capacity for
because you could set things up for different depending on
what the what the event is. But like so for
a comedy event, like how many tickets are we talking
about here, we're setting it up to go all the way. Yeah,
(07:51):
like medicine is talking about they can expand it.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
To like one hundred. They can expand it to one hundred.
That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. But right now, right now,
you know, we're you know.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
The pre sale is crazy. Yeah, pre sale is crazy.
Twenty thousand on pre sale. Yeah, that's good for most places.
It's okay for so far good.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah, you know, No, dude, it's gonna be the first
time that a comedian will headline at that venue. It's
a it's a new place. It's a nice place. Wow, beautiful,
But that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, so who headlines? Like, so do you guys flip
a coin, like who's going to go on first? And
then who goes on that?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
We still haven't even decided that.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, I've always wondered, like how when you get like bands,
like you get two big bands. Sometimes they're on a tour. Yeah,
they'll alternate the night. Yeah, but in this particular night,
it's one night.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
I think he's going to do eight minutes and then
I go out and do nine.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Super Bowl of Comedy event, are you going to have
a halftime show? We're gonna have a halftime show and
it's gonna be so cool. Maggestion.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Uh, that would rush Lou Diamond Phillips her hands down perfect.
He's a Philip, you know, dude, definiteayed the Mexican. Yes,
it's perfect for this event. He knows any characters and
he can actually sing too.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
You're just taking like weird out right, because everybody always
wants weird how to play the big halftime shows like
the super Bowl. There's always that petition that goes around
for weird out.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
You know, he tours and I've yet to see him,
Like sometimes our paths will cross and I want like
I'm either leaving or or you know what I mean,
And man, I want to see He's one of the
world's nicest people. Really, I want to see him live.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
It would be a toss up, like who's nicer, Joe
Croy or weird Out.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
He just did coach, did he really?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Totally? Joe?
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Hold on?
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Is that bed Joe walking on this compliment? You knew
Greg was complimenting me on an Yeah, we're talking about
weird now. Greg is like, let me tell you about
hamburgers mixed the cheeses. When talk about it, be honest
with me. Are you saying that because Joe Koy gave
you a jacket?
Speaker 11 (10:03):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, true?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Jacket rule more than just a jacket, thank you. No,
but no, Joe has always been the nicest and weird.
It is weird, al nice of course. But do I
text with him?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
No?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
When I read what happened to Joe, I texted him
two words cruise ship. He responds, tour bus. That's it. Yeah, family,
you don't need planes anymore, you know, yeah, exactly, there
you go, and and it was it's way more than
one jacket.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I do want to bring that up, yeah, because what
we were talking about when we first got how do
you here here? Okay, well you were coming back from
the Philippines. Yeah, and there was an incident with the plane.
So this is it is an airline. This is you're
not flying private, No, that's commercial. It was commercial. Yeah,
so it was a commercial commercial jet.
Speaker 8 (10:46):
So you want me to go through it real quick? Yes, yes,
all right, So we catch the Red Eye. By the way,
my whole family's on this plane. Yeah right, yeah, it
was packed packed, right, and and then all of a sudden,
you know, it's a red Eye. So right when we
take off about an hour and we're already going to sleep, right,
and I hear just just like the overheads being slammed
(11:08):
I'm like, this is the rudest customers, Like you know
what I mean, like stop it? Yeah, I just ignored it.
And then all of a sudden, I hear heavy running,
like and uh and that's when I took the blanket
over my head. And you ever, I've been saying this
for ever since it happened. We don't like karens No
(11:29):
one likes a Karen. I'm in love with karens Now
because what happened on that plane. This Karen, who was
flying back to LA with me.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
As the as the staff is running, she goes.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
Are you gonna tell the pilot you don't know where
the fire Exignisure is?
Speaker 6 (11:47):
And that's when I was like, huh liar.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
And it was just completely covered in smoke that the
entire plane was just filled with smoke and it was
electrical smoke on so it's just it was really bad.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
And then how far into the flight were you?
Speaker 6 (12:01):
About an hour and we're over the ocean at this point.
Speaker 8 (12:03):
And then and that's when she starts telling me to
wake them up and prepare for landing and I was like, wait, what,
Like this can't be happening right now.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah, so it's not where we landed, you know what
I mean, And so they didn't they didn't make an
announcement yet in the in the cabin, so you're just.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
You're you're, well, no announcement.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Yeah, and then now I have to, you know, get
their beds up.
Speaker 12 (12:23):
Did they drop the oxygen mask?
Speaker 8 (12:25):
They can't because it was electual fire. So they give us, Yeah,
that's like a bomb.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
You know what I mean, oxygen.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
So they gave us wet towels. So we had to
put wet towels over our faces.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
And uh. And of course I have to be the.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Dad, you know what I mean, being you know, strong.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
But in my head, I'm praying and I'm like, is
this really happening?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
I just I just bought schools and I built a
road and brought electricity to a school.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
God do you know yet I did?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Yeah, this is how you're thinking, man, And I wake
them up.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
And then you know, Angie, my son's mommy, you know
what I mean, she's she overhears we're landing in the water.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
But she didn't hear that.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
She just the other the other person set are we
landing in the water, And she's.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
Like, are we landing in the water?
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Landing in the.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Water, and then I'm going, no, we're not like I'm
being calm.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
But then my my inner voice was talking just.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Like I think we are.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
We are, so like, literally.
Speaker 12 (13:25):
How long did it take you to land?
Speaker 8 (13:27):
They had to find a place he so, you know,
they shut the engines off by the way too, and
that got even more earring. So you hear it go right,
and now she's completely smoky, you know, the overhead lights
landing through the smoke, and I'm just literally like looking
at it, and I'm I'm praying inside, you know what
I mean. But I'm just like, is this really how
(13:48):
it's happening?
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Can I start going down?
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Like?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
No?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
No, no, he was, he was fully and then he
kicked him back on again and then he shut him
off again.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
So I think it was just checking the Yeah, learning
right now because I'm taking flight lessons, that's right, and
so my lesson.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
You guys, we have a pilot.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Yeah, yeah, what is gonna explain what happens?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Yeah, everybody in the studio, let me explain how this works.
Speaker 14 (14:13):
OK.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
No, because we're just practicing for electrical fire, for engine fire,
for cabin fire, for different things.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah, the the other day and you go through these
different checklists and the different things you idol you know,
the power, so they probably they probably didn't have you know,
they're not using full thrust. So well, like let's say
you have an engine fire, right, they tell you to
go to your your optimal glide uh you know out
that you know attitude, Okay, so your your optimal glide
speed for like the plane that I'm in is like
(14:39):
ninety knots okay, notty to one hundred knots, which is
about what hour? Oh no, it's it's faster than ninety
miles an hour. But that's how the plane will glide
without the engines. For that, that'll give you the most
time to get your checklists and figure out you know
what else you where you can you know land, if
there's an airfild you can make.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
So it's interesting because I've always wonder like on a
big plane like that, Yeah, because it was in a
smaller plane. It's like, you know, you might have a
better access to like wherever the fire might be, or
you know, different things that you can do. It's kind
of concerning that the fight attendant didn't know where the.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
It was, so where did you land?
Speaker 8 (15:17):
By the way, it hats off to the flight attendants
and everywhere they were amazing.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
You said that now that you're here, But no, no,
they were by the time you were mother fing them
because didn't where the.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Fire I was.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I wasn't. I knew, Yeah they were, she was.
Speaker 8 (15:30):
But but in that moment you really see how they're
they're trained to do it.
Speaker 15 (15:35):
Yeah in the sky.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
So funny that you said that, because every flight we
ignore when they're teaching, right, and you're just like, okay,
I get it to see bell until it's about to
go down like.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Cock. So where did you land?
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (15:52):
Just a scary It.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Took them a while and then they finally said Tokyo
perfect Daily mentioned Japan.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
At least you go to a cool a spot.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
So you ended up just staying on the plane and
leaving on the same planet.
Speaker 8 (16:04):
Minute we landed, I told Jemma, my sister, to book
another plane.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
I was like, I, I you know, no disrespect to
the So you were able to get off the plane.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Yeah, eventually you got not via the slide and I
got drum, Yeah, I got so true, Yeah, I got
I got hammered. Yeah, we all got hammered. Do you
think you've flown a million miles in your life? More
than more than that? So normally it doesn't even phase you.
Now I'm having a little bit. Yeah, yeah, I've had
a couple of bad dreams, which is crazy because I
(16:35):
don't dream. I don't dream because of my sleep afterne
I don't know if you know that, Sammy, I never go.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Into r E M. I'm just choking for for nine hours.
Speaker 8 (16:46):
But I think it's my subconscious mind that's just work
on and yo, it's it's not good.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Comedian Joe Cooy is here.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
He's got that big show that he's gonna be doing
with Gabriel Glaciers in so Fine Stadium next ring. So
it's March twenty, first of next year. Tickets going on
sale later on today at ticketmaster dot com, but you
can get more info by going to jocoy dot com.
More with Joe next on the Woodies Show, Hang on
the Show, We'll be Joe Coy is here. Actually home.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Do you enjoy being home? I love it?
Speaker 6 (17:19):
You do? And I love doing nothing?
Speaker 14 (17:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (17:22):
But don't you have like renovations going on? How you
see so much.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I have so much and I don't care. What are
you doing? What kind of renovations are doing?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Like?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
What?
Speaker 16 (17:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I love we love that stuff, so we are obsessed
with all that stuff.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
I completely demolished, so you know what I mean, only
one wall standing. I did the whole everything redone. Yeah,
and now it's the driveway, two gates, a deck. So
what are you mostly when it's all done? What part
of it are you most excited about?
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Done?
Speaker 4 (17:52):
No, when it's all done, okay, what's the part you're
most excited about? You have a lazy river that'd be
so cool.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
And this is cheesy though.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
I did driled a mini cooy pod, and not because
of me, that's cool, but the but the way it's
laid out, it's so cool.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
It's so cool.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
We opened up even my son at first, when I
said I want to put a coy pon right here,
my son was like why And now he's like, oh,
I get it now because it's where I sit and
it's cool.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's good.
Speaker 12 (18:20):
But make sure you're getting real cooyfish and not just
really fat gold.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Well, I was just gonna squeeze all the babies out.
It's a small business.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
So check it out.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Joe Cooy, Gabriel Glaciers, Fluffy and Joe at Sofi Stadium.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
How did this thing come about?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
He said it on stage, the craziest thing.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
I went and did his crypto show, and then the
same week he came into Oh no no, he did
a form show, and then I had two form shows
that week and he came and did mine, and then
he was like, hey, we should just do a show together.
On stage, he was like, you know what instead of
doing each other, coming on and let's do one together.
And they're like, all right, So I'm thinking he's just
going to do a like a show together. He's like,
(19:01):
let's go over to so Far and said it. He
said it to the audience and everyone started clapping, everyone
started dmming, and.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Well, now here we go.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Well he did Dodger Stadium. Yes, So, like, if you're
gonna do something new and different, like you got to
go to a different place, and you want to go
somewhere bigger if you guys are both selling out plays
like the Forum and Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Right, and we were there when he did your form show. Yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, so it makes sense. Yeah, that'll be fun.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Man, It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
And then I want the shirt, man, I keep telling him.
I'm like, we have to make this shirt. Let's turn
up and make it. I just want to see what
the shirt looks like because I love concert shirts. I
literally buy concert shirts and I never wear them. It's
just something about a concert shirt, like I'm gonna go
see a c DC this weekend, right, So it's like
I cannot wait to buy that shirt. I heard they
sound really good shirt. Somebody will yeah, friends of my mind,
(19:51):
and it's blow his ear out, like that's that's why
he retired the first time. His ear drum was all
messed up. His comeback and and I can't wait to
see it because some.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Of those guys, those older bands or whatever, they can
either be really good or really terrible. The little Filipino
guys singing for Journey, He's great, great, right, And then
you know, but the A c D says like, I
wonder how this is gonna go. Friend of mine just
went and saw them in Pittsburgh and they said it
was fantastic.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Do they look like old lesbians?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Well, the tickets for Joe Cooy and Fluffy at SOFI Stadium.
They go on sale this morning at ten am. You
can get more information by going to ticketmaster dot com.
Of course we've been giving away tickets with them before.
You can buy them all this week. You're on the
Woody Show and congratulations to all of our winners.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Will be going.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
But yeah, buy your tickets this morning at ten at
ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
It is the Woody Show. We got more Joe Cooy
have this.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, of course the wood Show trucker has Yeah, we
have those on our merch side. Oh nice, Yeah, I'm
sure we do equal numbers, you know. Yeah, are all
tens of dollars pretty grant, Yeah, for sure, we're the same.
It's the Woodies Show. Well, Joe Coy is here Joecoy
dot com. I mean, I mean you got a big show.
(21:07):
It's so Fi Stadium. Yes, but in the meantime you're
gonna be working. He ain't gonna be doing shows all
over the place, So keep an eye on the website
to find a show coming your way. You know of
these Woodie Show cities across the country. You mentioned your eudot.
Speaker 17 (21:25):
Sorry I had it, I know, I wish it had
a little bit of diet coconut Anyway.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
He mentioned your sleep apnea, and I know you've been
on the seatpath thing for a long time.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
I gotta show yourself to check this out. Oh yeah,
show mail call. No, that's my bag.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Somebody somebody sent me spat machine.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
That's what I have.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
New hose, I got hose. Do you have a mask?
This is uh?
Speaker 6 (21:54):
Hold on, you have a full mask? Are you a
mouth breather?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
I think? Hold on?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Let me let me open this up.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
You can tell me I'm doing here.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yeah, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
How long have you had yours?
Speaker 14 (22:03):
Joe?
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Almost twenty years?
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (22:05):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah this Yeah, that's beautiful, just the one you have?
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah. So does it automatically adjust?
Speaker 6 (22:13):
No, you have to do it yourself.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Well you can, but you can also set it. And
I could teach you that, but yeah, but you went
to it like an actual doctor. This is a listener
that says he has like.
Speaker 12 (22:22):
A bootleg one.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
Wait, that's from a one you know that's against the law.
That's like sending crack to somebody.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Like that.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
You imagine going to jail legal seapad machine.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Imagine selling that in an alley. Imagine buy it? Yeah,
imagine wanting one for so long and then getting one
and not using it. Yeah, it's been sitting there.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
From I'm doing I'm doing my due diligence. I'm trying
to figure out, like I don't want to do it
the wrong way because they said it could mess up,
like your heart, it could mess like I would love
to try it out, and I would love to get
the kind of sleep the Utah about with the seapap machine,
but I don't want to do I don't need any
more help destroying the body.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Yeah, well we told well the room is split. We're like, hey,
you have to get a doctor to off on it.
Is that the mask because he goes over. It looks
like it goes over.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
That's what I don't like. You don't like this one.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
I don't like those pillows. No, No, don't get what
are you talking about right now? Goward to the next
SEAPA and then the other half room said like, no,
you can just use it.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah, I'm just like I.
Speaker 17 (23:27):
Think it's an insurance scam to have to go through insurance. Yeah,
that seems like way too much effort.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
As a user.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
You feel like you can just turn it on and
you won't have any issues. No, because there is a
setting that could harm you.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
You know what I mean, you might just get like
a stomach ache or something.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Yeah, that's true. I've set it so high that I
farted for at least. I'm not even making this up.
Farted for about six hours, like I was completely full
of air and like a balloon, just going at it
all day.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
And no offense. You know, I love you, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
The last person I'm going to take any kind of
medical advice from is going to be Gina grad And
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
She's the person.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
She's like the guinea pig for anything that she hears
about vampire facial or whatever kind of face.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
You're good though, salmon facial. I'm doing that.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
What she was getting before she started all this stuff
she's doing now, the future health thing. She was going
like some back Alli semiglue tie dealer. Yes you were.
You were driving an hour to go to this guy gal. Yeah,
so I'm sorry if I'm not.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, sure, let's for the sake of comedy something, Can
I say something?
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Your face looks good?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Baby? Yeah, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 16 (24:43):
Hear that?
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Get me some of that, Get me something that salmon
s I got some bags in he.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Tightening that's right. Oh my god, wey are selling stuff
like that. No, no, no, there the creepiest thing and
it's on it's on the ingreen.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, and they have they have baby foreskin. That's what
I was gonna say, baby foreskin. That's creep cream and
it smells really bad. Why, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I don't know how they're harvesting it.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Like did you ever see the video of how they
how they get caviar out of the field. No, you'll
never eat caviar again. I don't eat caviar now, okay,
well good, let me see if I can find the videos.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Should try.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
I want to take the breakdown because we'll come back
and I want you to be impressed. We always aim
to impress. We want guests to feel like at home
and comfortable. And you know you've been here, you do, Yeah,
I do know you do. Yeah, I really like Uh.
I agonize about it.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
And you've changed through the years.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
You were never like that.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
What I mean, you have like this heart now?
Speaker 14 (25:49):
You think.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
It used to be like man all the time?
Speaker 8 (25:57):
Yeah, muppet that didn't have any dialogue, They didn't a
big blue bird, but everyone to understood what he was
saying things a lot.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
You don't like that, guest, but we want to impress
you with MENACE's comedy skills. You've always said, who's the
funniest person on the show, and you said, Menace doesn't
even know he's funny, right, But this is Menace and
he does something called the late night monologue weekend review.
So it's like he's doing his own like tonight's show,
(26:26):
and he's and he's going to do a comedy monologue
for you. We want you to grade it, thank you,
and you got to be honest about it. Oh of course, Yeah,
you gotta. You gotta judge his all his comedy skills.
And it's like how shut ups, the payoffs, the delivery,
the pacing, and.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
You know how Johnny Carson used to call someone to
the couch if they really liked that.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
I have known you, you have.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
You have told several people that I know that they
can open for you.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yes, so maybe everybody's stop. Is that one of your things?
Speaker 4 (26:54):
But yeah, something would you just you kind of offer
that to everybody?
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Yeah, share the stage, Yeah, Greg, you can open for Joe.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
I never I had made. I came up with one
joke when we tried to do a comedy night. Yeah,
and it was something along the lines of everybody thinks
that Menace is gay, but I can assure you he's not.
He gave me a mouth party and it was all teeth.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Greg, you got to open for me joke?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
All right, So Menaces late night monologue. We can review
for the only audience that matters, and that would be
Joe Cooy? Who is here more next on The Woody Show.
Hangou next, Hi, welcome back. Joe Cooy is here? Yeah,
I mean, can you think of a better way to
have a Friday? I mean, to spend your Friday morning
(27:43):
and with us? I mean here, I'm so happy. It
gets so much better.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
This is a warm rile. Yeah, this is my family,
you know that, right?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Totally?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
How many years have been coming in on the show?
So last more than just past Monday was our official
eleventh yearnniversary here in La. Our first show was eleven
years ago, April twenty first, Monday.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
That's so cool?
Speaker 16 (28:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Long? Wait, that's a long time. Twenty first Yeah, April
twenty first. This past Monday was our official eleven year anniversary.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
It's my son's birthday.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Birthday, Joe.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, was he twenty two.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Two?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Wow? A little baby boy tat it on my arm birthday?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
All right, so there's there's a tattoo. But I seen yeah,
you've seen this.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
This is old.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Yeah, this is the Asian symbol for regret.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Is that is that the one where you had to
have it fixed?
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yes? It was two letters, and then I had it
because I was dating somebody who turned out I need
to beat it pass And this was like great, no joke, Joe,
Like I got less than a month after meeting this person. Serious,
and it was two initials. And then I made it like,
tried to make it look like a G in a box.
Then I put my dog's name on it because he died.
(28:58):
And then I thought, okay, it looks like you know
when you do archery you wear that guard. I had
just this rectangle and I thought it looked like an
archery guard thing. So then I said, oh, I got
to add stupid bands around it.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Let's make a look we have a like a sweatband
on or something else. You don't love it, so I
really don't.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I just show you what I did.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Yeah, it's the same thing.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
It's the same thing. So someone I was dating catted
right here? Can I guess the first letter of the name. No, okay,
I don't do that.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
How do you do that?
Speaker 3 (29:30):
It's fun?
Speaker 8 (29:31):
I've watching are so then I I blacked it out
and it just looked like a square and I'm like,
that's stupid. And then I had to band it around
my entire arm and that's why. But I left my
son's birthday right there. But that at least looks cool. Yeah,
but that's so weird. Yeah, like, why would you put
(29:51):
that dude's name right above your son's birthday?
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Look at my looks?
Speaker 18 (29:57):
What are you talking?
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Because it's fun.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
It is fun as it is, you know what. I
deserved it, and you're right, I should have done that yours.
Actually the professional minor next was seven to eleven garbage.
Speaker 17 (30:09):
You've got way more tax like recently, I feel like
you just exploded with these.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
He's got a lot more on you, but you can
get more on your hands, like I've.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Seen on the videos.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
I'm taking my time on it, though. Is it a
local guy here?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Now?
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I have one guy Cyborg.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I swear that's on his birth You.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
Work out of his shoppers like one of those people
that he's an actual robot that you got to know
people like the work and then you can give him
a free plug.
Speaker 16 (30:32):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:32):
Yeah, I know it's iborg. He's got his own place
in a of course Filipino town. Okay, and uh and yeah,
he's amazing. He does all my stuff.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I don't let you know.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
I try and go other places and get you know,
and I and I always because to do it.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah, maybe try that place, Greg, Yeah right, figure it out.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
I got it.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Stop going to the same place GI used to get
her some glue.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, move on.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Joe Cooy getting Iglacias tickets on sale today for that show.
It's so Far Stadium and coming up in March twenty
first of next year. You got plenty of time to
find a sitter. Just go to ticketmaster dot com and
you get all the information there. Joe Coy is here.
It is Friday. It is the Woody Show.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Show.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
All right, welcome back. Joe Coy is here. And dude,
I'm such an idiot. I was looking at the wrong
account that how they harvest caviar out of a out
of a fish video?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, here it check it out.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
This is this is what they do.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
They push it out and it looks like look at.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Right, wow, it's just it's just just changed up here.
It tastes so good.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
It's so good.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
And then just like kind of the way you're trying
to get like the last little bit of that look
taste out of a tube of toothpaste.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
It looks like turt coming out of the chest to
the salmon.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Yeah, but you don't need I thought, no fish, no
eat fish.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I just I don't understand caviar.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
It's like the idea of mayonnaise and an egg like
it's and then the caviar for nine hundred dollars and
I'm like, well, I just taste an egg salad tail
by Yeah, that's all I take. Yeah, I don't see
what Why is it so expensive?
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Menace is going to dowse you with his comedy here
in just a second. But Menace is all. But I'm
telling you, man, I think Joe wants to do sex.
Because he was comment complimenting on Menace. He has lost
a lot of weight, right, I've been saying that that's
definitely a medium that jacket. Oh no, it's still actually large.
Oh really yeah, Okay, You're like he's doing that he's
doing the zep bound thing, which is great for him.
(32:33):
Has not done anything for me but for Menace. No
you yeah you've lost with the plus bound rocket.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (32:40):
Yeah, I'm trying to get into Greg Gory status. Greg
is the skinniest of the Yeah yeah, yeah, and so
wow he.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Did hear that burg guy? Yeah he did it natural.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
You know, Sammy is food. What are you doing to
the mic? Are you eating the microphone?
Speaker 12 (32:57):
You're up in there?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Should? I should?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
I know, just shut it out. You didn't know what
you're doing. I thought you were like.
Speaker 8 (33:03):
You're really on one today. Remember when I complimented earlier?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Now now, yeah, I just gonna make sure, Yeah, don't
eat the equipment.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, what you can do? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
All right, Joe Coyce here and Menace is going to
do the late night monologue Week in Review.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
We can't do your voice? You can? Yeah, okay, I
can do yours? Go ahead, Okay, you go first?
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Yea, all right, let's go, Joe.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Oh I love you.
Speaker 16 (33:29):
Let's go.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Are you doing that with your eyes?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
You want to look like pulling the corners back, pulling
the corners back, like yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:37):
That?
Speaker 6 (33:38):
Do your sing? Say something?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
I should have to say anything. I just said to
yours without.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I shouldn't have to say anything. That was pretty loud.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Go go go, cause that's really good.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Yeah, that's that's really good.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
That's pretty good. Joe. Yeah yeah, Joe.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Yeah, okay, okay, I feel like I'm watching myself. I
feel like I'm watching my Notice what's the cactus thing
that you got?
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Greg?
Speaker 6 (34:03):
What's the characters that you got?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Greg?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
This?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
This does the perfect Joe Coy impression. Here try the microphone?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
What is this sing on?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
It sounds just like you.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
It sounds just like you.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, you know, that's good. That's pretty good. That's let's go.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
You're ready, Yeah, okay, I turn that thing off?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Right?
Speaker 3 (34:30):
So distracting?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
All right, So Menace has the late night monologue week
in review, Ladies and gentlemen, for the pleasure of Joe Coy,
I bring you many.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Well.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Robert David Blunt recently posted online that any race can
say the N word out of shows, and in a
similar announcement, comedian Lewis c k says any race can
pull out their penis.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
I mean, the only person who can react to is Joe.
Speaker 8 (35:04):
Okay, all right, well all right, fine, okay. I just
like watching the pope recently passed away, and you.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Know that opens the door for us to get a Filipino.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
Pope, which is awesome. I fully support it because just
think about it. Instantly, we'll get better music, we'll get
ube wafers, and if he happens to be into dongs,
it will already be in the spaghetti.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Thank you. Okay, speaking, we get to react to Joe.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Speaking of Filipinos, our friend Joe Coy recently had an
emergency landing in Japan, and it's like, Joe, maybe if
you bought less call can I jackets, maybe you can
fly pivate Hi who It's great.
Speaker 18 (35:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
I was like, okay, hold on, hold on for all
the Sammy's in room. Let me redo that joke.
Speaker 13 (36:12):
No, no, no, hold on, I got I got it.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
Speaking of Filipinos, our friend Joe Coy recently had to
do an emergency landing in Japan, and it's like, Joe,
if you bought less Patagonia jackets, maybe you can fly private.
Speaker 8 (36:27):
No.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
I like the other version. I like fly. Actor Glenn
Pale has launched his own organic condiments line. It's called
Smashed Kitchen. My favorites are rat face mustard and butterface catchup. No, seriously,
it's natural DNA day check. That dude's rodent droppings. That's
(36:55):
hitting too close to home for Sammy.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
She's got a big crush on Glen Pal it's you
and Oh no, those are her two biggest crush rid
of clen pill. In fact, she did her hair up
yesterday all special, just for you, thinking that you were
coming in yesterday.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
But no, all right, well, Greg said, I did.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah, I agreed on I said, look, how fancy your hair?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Right, yeah, asked me.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
But I did well, No, because I was with my
friend over the weekend who was.
Speaker 19 (37:19):
Doing her hair and the new heatless curls the leggings.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
That's the TikTok trend.
Speaker 11 (37:24):
You wrap your hair and leggings the night before, and
so I tried it last night.
Speaker 8 (37:29):
I should have, Saramy, you should keep that information a
little plate.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
That's private infact's private inflamation.
Speaker 8 (37:38):
I'm sorry, since we're talking about droppings, anybody here have hemorrhoids?
Speaker 3 (37:43):
All right?
Speaker 6 (37:44):
What's up with all the burning?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
You know what I'm saying with them hemorrhoids, But we
don't have it.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
I got to hit up the new Filipino pro. I
got to hit up the new Filipino Pope and be like, yo,
haul at the man upstairs because I want less spicy
chicken joy and before I get full on blood stew.
You know what I'm saying, You fill.
Speaker 8 (38:09):
Me up, dude.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
That would have killed if you could read. That's crazy.
Also burning bee holes, dude, what okay?
Speaker 6 (38:23):
So I have a bunch of gay friends right and
they're saying, man, they say they're not into angel sex,
and it's shocking to me. It's like every time they're like,
oh dude, it's hurt.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Stop. I get it because the administering, oh thank you.
Speaker 8 (38:43):
They're making the Toys r Us movie and I'm stoked
off it because it'll remind me of everything my parents
never bought me. So it's a great guide for when
they need to go into a home and their final wishes.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
You know what I'm saying, fiel Me, I don't I
know what you're saying.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Going back, going back to this monologue, going back to
food news. Harvey's is coming out with Golf Merch this month,
and I'm still holding out though I want the Popeye's
Prison collection.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
You feel me? Go your catchphrase, you feel me that shirt,
that shirt go, Manesota can go see him on his
news you feel me to.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
This week, John Cena has revealed that he went under
hair plugged surgery, and not to be outdone, Greg Gory
said he announced that he went through painful butt plug
removal procedure.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Clothes with that.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
That's your closer, that's the one. And you always have
to read it like that, like you don't know how.
Speaker 16 (39:54):
To read.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Anyways. It's better when I memorize it. No, it's better
like this is a great show for you.
Speaker 6 (40:03):
Joe Coy is here.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Boys, the men are here, and I hope you have
an awesome time. Yeah, Medicine's late monologue. We can review
everybody like that.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
All right now, Joe, I want you to open for me,
and I want you to hold that laptop right in
front of you, thank you, and hold it upside down.
You'd probably have a better chance reading last. So that's
why I have to memorize everything. No, you're good, okay.
I love I love everything about Menace.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
You know that I do.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Yeah, So you can take wrong some tips nothing, what
would like? What would you say?
Speaker 6 (40:34):
I think that's it.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Makes some brevity, like as you said, like how long
is this long? Yeah, we're looking for some professional tips,
like how can we make it beat? Because it'll make
the show better.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
I love it, you love you. Gotta keep it as
as if it's gonna get worse. That makes sense. I
like this.
Speaker 5 (40:52):
I like doing that. All right.
Speaker 8 (40:54):
Well, if you want to see you don't enjoy watching
this segment, by the way, yeah, like when you guys
do this, when you guys post it, I love watch.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
And well, if you want to go see how the
professionals do it, you can go see Joe Cooy. He's
got you know, a bunch of dates between now and
this big show coming up at Sofi Stadium. But you
can get all the information if we go to Joecoy
dot com. That's j O k o y dot com.
Joe always good to see you, and we did we
love you, We love you. I know he's that's another
(41:22):
thing he says to everybody.
Speaker 6 (41:25):
Hey, have you ever been in a plane that's on fire?
Speaker 8 (41:29):
You kind of remember going, yeah, man, I should have
said I love you perspective, you know.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah, all right, Joe Cooy, everybody, thank you, Joe.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
It's show. Everybody will be right back. We'll be right back,
all right.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Yeah, if we have to put up with a Friday
I guess we could do it. Maybe we're into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
It's Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
It's been a fun morning already, Joe cooy, but we
have yet to get to the regular.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Friday stuff fail stories. Do you want Q? We got
all that for you this hour. My name is Woody.
That's great gory Friday Friday.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
There's Menace, Hi, Gina grad Sea Basked Morning, and there's
Sammy Morning. We got Morgan taking your calls eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie, you can send us a text
over to to nine eight seven Friday check ins. Tell
us who you are. Then where around town you're listening
to the Woody Show this morning? Any kind of weekend plans,
anything anyone you'd like to have us mentioned? Text on
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over to two two nine eight seven, and we start
the hour with your Friday fail story. Right, boys and girls,
(43:20):
ladies and gentlemen, it's time for your Friday fair starting.
All these people thought they had the perfect plan, the
plan that could never go wrong. But then somewhere along
the line, it went from being a great idea to
one big staket Mega uber ultra.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
We finished really strong of that one. I thought that
was excellent. Nice work, everybody, Nice work. So Easter related fails.
Eighty four year old man critically injured during a crucifixion
reenactment in West Virginia. This happened on Good Friday, and
while assisting with the reenactment, the man fell approximately ten
(44:14):
feet from a replica cross.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Oh my god. Fuck that sucks.
Speaker 4 (44:19):
He was admitted to the IC with broken ribs, but
his family says his condition has improved.
Speaker 5 (44:26):
Say exciting service.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Hey, you know what, you wouldn't have fell. He wouldn't
have fallen if you nailed them up there.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
You got to secure him a little bit better sometimes,
I mean, if you're reenacting, yeah, not all of those
three M strips are rated for the weight that you're
trying to hang, you know, like sometimes you need sometimes
you need a stronger one. They have them based on
it'll say like how much weight. Yeah, each one will home.
So Cholera, We've all heard these stories about how Jesus
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turned water into wine, but never cholera. At least six
people had to go to the hospital after ingesting water
from this holy well and Ethiopia. Those affected health officials.
They traced it all back to the tainted holy water,
which resulted in a few religious pilgrimages ending in the
(45:18):
on the closest available toilet. I didn't expect that in
like an official like write up the article toilet. Yeah,
it said resulted in a few religious pilgrimages ending on
the closest available toilet.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
This particular superbug was reported to be tricky because it
was resistant to multiple drugs that they used traditionally to
treat cholera. But yeah, colera outbreak trace to Ethiopian holy
water sale.
Speaker 8 (45:46):
I don't know how people who drink this, these public
water fans even anywhere.
Speaker 19 (45:52):
Again, are you supposed to drink holy water?
Speaker 4 (45:55):
I don't think anybody's touched that water fountains down by
the bathrooms here at the radio station. Year it's always
dry and looks like you know, the bottom of a
lake bed after it's really dried out for a long time,
Like the surface of it has that look to it.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
It's even there.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
It hasn't seen moisture.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
I used it like two weeks ago. You did, because
the medicine cabinet is right above it, and I needed
to pill for like a cold or something like that.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Okay, it's gross.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Another failed story is a woman in Florida. You probably
saw something about this, uh this story. She was arrested
after impersonating an ICE officer to kidnap a woman who
apparently married her ex boyfriend.
Speaker 18 (46:30):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (46:31):
Now that is some young twenties behavior out there, But
this chick is forty two.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
Wow, grow up.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
She go out to the costume store and get a uniform.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
I don't know how the woman fell for it either,
because if you see this chick, she looks like, I
don't know, crackhead or something.
Speaker 15 (46:45):
But she had a hat on that said ice.
Speaker 4 (46:47):
Look like a twittybird shirt or something else.
Speaker 20 (46:49):
Just now.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
She showed up at the hotel where the other chick worked,
flashed a fake badge that she was taking her in.
She got into the car thinking it was legit, that
is until she skipped the actual sheriff's office and then
drove her around while she was trash talking her ex
this woman's now husband.
Speaker 16 (47:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
So they pull into this apartment complex. The woman baiales,
flags down someone they called nine to one to one,
cops show up the victim's husband I did the one
to be ice agent as his ex girlfriend who had
already had a restraining order out against and it turns
out she's got a real long rap sheet. So she
is currently cooling her heels in Fail jail on kidnapping
and in some other charges.
Speaker 5 (47:29):
That seems losing it. One random woman shows up to
Yeah to take you away.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
And finally this one from Texas with this mom. She
was on her way to go pick up her five
month old baby when she got pulled over by the
cops and as they're talking to her, they knew something
was up.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
Ask me how they knew they know?
Speaker 4 (47:47):
They knew because that five month old baby that she
said that she was on her way to go pick up, Yeah,
was already in the backseat. They let her know that
after they had put her in cuffs and arrested her.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Greg was she drunk?
Speaker 5 (47:59):
You bet?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Yeah, charge of driving while intoxicated and dangering a child. Uh,
the kid was picked up by a relative. She of
course went to Fail jail.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Where are you going, darling? Uh, I'm gonna go pick
up my kid. And you mean the one in the
back seat? Oh, yeah about that. That one's actually sad.
Oh Lord Jesus, Oh Lord, old.
Speaker 13 (48:23):
Girl, it's got to be bad, Lord Jesus.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Oh Lord Jesus.
Speaker 4 (48:28):
Well there's your Friday fail stories. We're gonna take a
break that we're going to come back with our dumb
ass contest. We got the dumb ass contest coming up next,
which is the d U i Q if you want to.
Speaker 7 (48:37):
Play, Oh m, I think I know this is.
Speaker 4 (48:48):
And continuing on here on a Friday morning, and it's
time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumb ass
contest is the DQ. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four
Woody is the phone number if you'd like to be
our contestant. That's eight seven seven forty four woody. And
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before we grab that person, see bass wants she explain
the way the game works, everybody, please.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Oh it's very simple. I find a drunk person, ask
them super easy questions. Then you play by guessing whether
the drunk person gets the answer correct and if you
can guess what did they get it right correctly? Two
times out of three, you win? All right.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Marian is telling me we have Dustin here online number two.
Good morning, Dustin, Dustin Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 16 (49:31):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (49:32):
Baby? I haven't baby?
Speaker 16 (49:33):
All right?
Speaker 3 (49:34):
You ready to play the UYQ?
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Yes, sir? All right?
Speaker 4 (49:37):
Now, before we get to the questions at count, we
have a little clip here. We're gonna get to know
this person. See how with it or not with it
they are? See what they're drinking that night? And who
is this person?
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Sea Bass? This is Becca and she has traveled to
far an exotic lands for far and exotic drinks. Okay,
here's Becca. What do you hae to drink tonight?
Speaker 16 (49:57):
Things that I can't really get in Canada?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Different A lot of margarita's that we don't normally have
because the weather.
Speaker 16 (50:02):
Is too cold.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
You know, you can make a margarita when it's cold.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, but it's someone's good because it's super cold. So
if you can have it when the warm, when the
weather is warmer, it's a little tastes a little bit better.
Speaker 20 (50:12):
And so what are you down here in America for?
Speaker 16 (50:14):
We nearly got engaged three days ago?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
How did he propose to you on Sunset cliffs in
San Diego?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Did you say yes or no?
Speaker 8 (50:22):
Well?
Speaker 1 (50:23):
I tried to say yes, but it's too emotional, so
I nodded.
Speaker 16 (50:26):
I couldn't I couldn't talk.
Speaker 5 (50:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
Her head was also in the nodding fan like later
on up and down, like yeah, because that's what you
do in responsible engagement.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, you get So it's all romantic if you're a
good person.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
I didn't read something this morning about how you know
couples are more romantic on vacation, which seems obvious. But
that's the best thing that you could do if there's
kind of like a lag in your relationship, you need
that spark.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Just go somewhere together.
Speaker 12 (50:54):
That sounds good.
Speaker 6 (50:56):
I don't disagree on drinking margaritas though in the cold.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
That's I understand.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
You're not gonna have a pina colada in the winter.
Speaker 4 (51:03):
Beer tastes better when it's hot outside, like a cold
beer when it's hot. I can't watch Jaws in the wintertime,
same way I can't watch, say, Christmas Vacation in the
summer never, which my wife thinks weird that I can't
watch Jaws in the winter time.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
That's weird.
Speaker 17 (51:17):
But I can't watch a Christmas movie in the summer.
That's insane, right, Sammy Christmas in July?
Speaker 5 (51:22):
I think you half Christmas thing? Whatever?
Speaker 4 (51:28):
That was the newly engaged Becca. As we get into
the questions, we're else gonna have medicine, Sammy taking their
stone cold sober guesses on these questions for the d
y Q. And are you ready for question number one?
Speaker 3 (51:40):
I'm ready? All right, here we go.
Speaker 18 (51:42):
Any of Jesus's.
Speaker 14 (51:43):
Disciples, Uh, I think I can come up with one
time of his Jesus is not now at the time
of his Jesus thing.
Speaker 5 (51:57):
You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna say yes to medicine, Sammy.
I think they're gonna look into it, Okay, and no
to Becca.
Speaker 12 (52:04):
Can I ask is somebody who doesn't believe? Are these
like obvious?
Speaker 4 (52:11):
I would think for most people, I have a couple
of guesses.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
That's kind of what Greg was hinting at.
Speaker 12 (52:18):
Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna say trimple.
Speaker 4 (52:21):
No, triple no, I will say, Sammy, God, that Boston
thing always throws me off.
Speaker 3 (52:29):
So she's not from Boston.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Well, I mean, you guys are the ones who say Boston.
Speaker 19 (52:33):
I've said, I've always said Massachusetts.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
I've heard I just associate with you because all.
Speaker 19 (52:36):
Your time Sea Basket's mad about.
Speaker 4 (52:40):
Infuriating all right, I was saying, Sammy yes, menace, Yes,
yes to the menace.
Speaker 3 (52:49):
And then Becca, we don't know about her yet. Uh,
I'll you know what?
Speaker 4 (52:55):
No, okay, that's always It was a very tortured guess
all because I like to be right. I know it's
more important to be right than be quick. All right,
let's see what do you think here, Dustin?
Speaker 3 (53:06):
Yes or no?
Speaker 4 (53:08):
For question number one?
Speaker 3 (53:10):
I think it's pretty easy, and she's gonna say she's
gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (53:13):
She's gonna know, all right, Question number one, d u
I Q any of Jesus's disciples menace?
Speaker 3 (53:18):
Noah? Noah? Good guess, good guess Sammy.
Speaker 19 (53:22):
I don't know if this is gonna count.
Speaker 15 (53:23):
But Mary Magdalen?
Speaker 19 (53:25):
Would she count as a disciple?
Speaker 12 (53:27):
Isn't it so you have to be at the dinner?
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Well?
Speaker 19 (53:29):
I think well, but she was like a very main
player in the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
See I I phrased that quite loosely. I didn't say apostle,
I said disciple. So she does count therefore, no, unfortunately, no, no,
I'll give him. I'll give her yes on' a Mary.
Oh nice, because you could just have said, like Greg
was hinting at. You could just say Peter, and then
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who was conscious. Pilot's not He's the Roman. Wasn't he
that killed him? Are the sentence him? Wasn't? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (54:02):
Okay, So Peter Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Wow, Matthew Thomas, James, Thaddeus.
Speaker 12 (54:11):
Any name?
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Now Judas, Okay, that's the one that betrayed him. I
was thinking, who you're a real You're you're a real Judas?
Speaker 16 (54:19):
Well?
Speaker 12 (54:19):
I was gonna say Judas. But so he is a disciple.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
Yeah, one of these God betrayed, right, Jesus got if
you now, Greg, if you'd said, if you said Alpheus,
you'd be wrong. It was actually James, son of Alpheus?
Speaker 5 (54:34):
And who didn't know that?
Speaker 6 (54:35):
What about Thanos?
Speaker 16 (54:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (54:37):
Plus all right, so Dustin Rogu're you're sticking with your answer?
Speaker 3 (54:42):
Yes, you think that she will know it? I think
she will. She will? All right?
Speaker 4 (54:46):
Question number one for the d u i Q any
of Jesus' disciples Josiah?
Speaker 18 (54:51):
Oh, and Josiah was famous.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
For Corinthian is Corinthian Josiah corinth.
Speaker 16 (54:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
Genesis and stuff. There's no Josiah been cast there?
Speaker 4 (55:04):
All right, that's all right. You got two more questions
in order to win. Question number two here, for the
d U i Q, give.
Speaker 18 (55:10):
Me an example of an adverb.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Oh, come, Gina, you say that, but these two they
are real bad at this stuff.
Speaker 4 (55:20):
I'm gonna say triple no.
Speaker 3 (55:22):
We just got we just got to know, hung out
with Jesus. Answer.
Speaker 12 (55:25):
Let me say no to menace No Tobecca.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
All right, Greg Corey, Yeah, my confidence has been really shaken.
Speaker 5 (55:37):
Triple no. I guess I'm gonna say triple no.
Speaker 4 (55:44):
Uh, all right, then Sammy, what do you think? No, no,
menace no, Dustin, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (55:51):
Yes or no?
Speaker 4 (55:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (55:52):
I'm Greg on this one. No No, I said triple no.
You did yeah?
Speaker 4 (55:58):
Okay, yeah, I said triple all right. Question number two
for the d U.
Speaker 18 (56:01):
I Q, give me an example of an adverb.
Speaker 4 (56:04):
Menace, pin wheels, pin wheels a million years. The real
question is, like, what made you think of pin wheels?
Speaker 3 (56:15):
It is the first thing I thought? Okay, I love
Sammy running? Okay, close? I mean you can say she
was closer? Yeah, yeah, closer?
Speaker 11 (56:25):
Oh no, well no, well no, I'm going to ask
them it would be ran no thinking of tenses and
like yeah, because verbwo would you run slowly?
Speaker 16 (56:37):
Running?
Speaker 3 (56:39):
About pin wheel.
Speaker 8 (56:41):
Wheel, about just one pin wheeled.
Speaker 3 (56:48):
The adverb modifies a verb, It adds to a verb.
That's how you get that's the trick.
Speaker 19 (56:52):
To I know it modified it, but I thought it
was I got okay, all right.
Speaker 4 (56:58):
Well, Dustin, if you know man yesterday, you're sticking with no, right,
sticking with no.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
Question number two for the d u i Q.
Speaker 18 (57:10):
Give me an example of an adverb.
Speaker 16 (57:12):
I'm a teacher. Wait, I'm a teacher. I should know
that boy is a describing word. I'm having a blank
moment right now.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
By the way, this is this is gonna be great
too for the rest of your life.
Speaker 8 (57:27):
All right?
Speaker 16 (57:27):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (57:28):
What a hero?
Speaker 12 (57:29):
See that's right, is a describing word.
Speaker 3 (57:32):
Heroes word here, and she doesn't get enough money? Number one,
Number two, she's a hero. Number three, worship number four.
She's really smart and it's the hardest chap in the world. Well,
good news, justin, because Dustin, you're on the board. You
got one point.
Speaker 4 (57:45):
You're on a rally, my friend, She's not just a babysitter,
all right. Question number three, make or break for the
d uy Q.
Speaker 20 (57:51):
What forest did Robin Hood and his merry man live?
Speaker 16 (57:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (57:54):
I know this one Okay, let's see, I will say
no for Becca doesn't even as a teacher, doesn't know adverb. Okay,
no for Becca. These guys are tough menace.
Speaker 12 (58:09):
No, I mean you would think Sammy would know it, kind.
Speaker 3 (58:12):
Of where she grew up and she's all into like
fairy tales.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
Making a triple No, I'm going triple now.
Speaker 3 (58:19):
What do you think, Gina?
Speaker 16 (58:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (58:20):
I would.
Speaker 12 (58:21):
I would think Sammy would get it, but I don't know.
It's been a rough morning. I'm gonna say triple.
Speaker 5 (58:25):
Now, all right you triple no, triple. I'm having a
hard time with this too. I'm writing it down for Tina.
Is that correct?
Speaker 14 (58:34):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (58:35):
Okay, that's triple no.
Speaker 4 (58:37):
Triple menace and Sammy. Do you think that Becca's gonna
get it?
Speaker 16 (58:41):
No way?
Speaker 4 (58:42):
All right?
Speaker 3 (58:42):
What do you think dustin?
Speaker 16 (58:43):
This?
Speaker 4 (58:43):
Is it make or break?
Speaker 5 (58:46):
Yeah, there's no way she's getting it.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
Won't get it? Question number three for the d uy Q.
Speaker 20 (58:50):
What forest did Robin Hood and his merry men live?
Speaker 3 (58:53):
Sammy?
Speaker 19 (58:54):
The enchanted forest, the enchanted.
Speaker 3 (58:57):
Forrest one hundred woods? Yes, guess Menace Lake Forest, La Forest.
I would have guessed triple yes on these really because
it's so I guess if I had Robin Hood movie
in a while. It's been a minute.
Speaker 4 (59:12):
I think of Men and Tights every time Robinhood comes
up number one. And the second thing I think is
that Brian Adams song that came out, Kevin Coster version
came up.
Speaker 12 (59:22):
I think of the cartoon.
Speaker 3 (59:24):
Yeah, I watched that cartoon probably a thousand kid. Yeah,
I don't think we are dorky tights Man and Tights.
Speaker 15 (59:34):
Recently, she almost did, I almost did.
Speaker 19 (59:37):
It's been popping up for me on Disney Plus.
Speaker 4 (59:39):
All right, dust and this is it, and see if
you are the winner of the d u i Q.
Question number three.
Speaker 20 (59:43):
What forest did Robin Hood and his merry men live?
Speaker 16 (59:47):
Robin Hood a rich forest?
Speaker 20 (59:49):
You know Robin Hood?
Speaker 16 (59:50):
Right, Well, he's like a little thing that hops around.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
Oh yeah, it was sure, wood Yeah the forest.
Speaker 4 (59:59):
Okay, Well, Dustin, congratulations you are the winner on the
duy Q.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Well, I know when you get the.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
First one run, there's a lot of there's a lot
of pressure. But Dustin, congratulations, you did it. Thank you
for listening to The Woody Show, and enjoy your weekend.
We're just gonna ask you to hang on so we
can get your information.
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Okay, all right, there we go.
Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
There's the very excitable Dustin, a winner of the duy Q.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We got
some more Woodie show coming up for you next hang on.
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
The Woodie Show.
Speaker 16 (01:00:38):
Hey what do you know?
Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
And this is going to another music festival?
Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (01:00:42):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
This weekend Stage Coach.
Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
And I'm like, why isn't Sammy coming?
Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
You're a big country why do you go to stage Coach?
You're not a big country fan?
Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Because I actually have more fun at this than anything
else because there's the Diplo tent that happens and more
like E D. M remixes and he has like all
these surprise guests that come out. I'm surprised they don't
do that at Coach. I am surprised too, because he
loves country.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
And then yeah, they have a lot of cool parties
and stuff like that and the Graham and oh I
see okay, Menace left me.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
You know it goes uh yeah, the artists playing this
weekend Zach brain.
Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
Yeah, I always do that with Brian. I used to
do that when I went at the pizza place.
Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Do you know that the artist Zach Brain, I know
Zach Bryan, Yes, yeah, Jelly Roll, Lana del Ray, ye.
Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
Stage coach.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
I mean unfortunately it's Luke Comb's not what do you
mean unfortunately not Sean Combs.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
I know how much you'd love to go see Diddy.
Speaker 16 (01:01:44):
You know I want to see Luke.
Speaker 11 (01:01:46):
Combs because on Sunday Night too, always put the best
ones on Sunday like, well, I mean they want everyone
to stay, so it's smart.
Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Anybody else got any exciting weekend plans?
Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Yes? Absolutely nothing?
Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Are you not doing anything shutting it down? Hell?
Speaker 17 (01:02:01):
Yeah, Gina, Well, the kid has a soccer game, but
I'm looking ahead and it looks like it's gonna get
rained out.
Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
If you've never rooted for your kid's team to lose
just so you can go home and it wouldn't drag
out to extra innings or whatever. Real parents, You're not
a real parent. Come on, someone break this time. I
don't care who it is, and you get me out
of here. Is the Mickey Mouse Club still thing? Because
if so, Gina's step son could be in it? I
know he is pretty looks like a Disney.
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Rep he does. Are you going to fly this weekend
at least.
Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Yeah, on Sunday, All right, Oh that's better. Yeah, the
rain's supposed to be over by the time I'm flying,
So that's cool.
Speaker 12 (01:02:35):
Because you can't fly in the rain, you're not certified.
Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Well no, no, but you know it's there's there's certain
rules based on what if they'll cover and what do
they call rain in the plane world?
Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Rain, it's just rain like precipitation.
Speaker 12 (01:02:50):
Precipitation.
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Yeah, the fly in certain weather you need to be
like an instrument rated.
Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
To the desert. Picked me up. Yeah, it's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
If you got anything going on, check in with us
two two nine eight seventhy Friday check in.
Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
It is the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
I go to go close out of the zoom app
and what do I see?
Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I see my boss still on.
Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Camera laying on the ground with his nose out, and
there was a stranger and she was rubbing pinobar on him.
Go to the Woody Show and what about some of
the trending news headlines of this Friday morning, Gina Grass.
Speaker 17 (01:03:26):
Yes, Well, the biggest surprise of the NFL draft's first
round was that Shador Sanders was not picked, even though
tons of experts Key go early to a team we
needed a quarterback.
Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Saw he and Dion sitting there. They kept showing them
on camera.
Speaker 17 (01:03:41):
The Giants even traded up for another quarterback, Jackson Dart
from Old Miss instead of Sanders. Now Sanders will have
to wait for the second round to hear if he
gets called up. Other draft highlights include a big trade
that let Jacksonville move up and pick Travis Hunter, while
the Browns pick Mason Graham. Cam Ward, who started as
a little known rookie root was chosen first overall by
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the Titans, and abdual Carter went to the Giants.
Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Did you watch Derek Carmon? I I tuned in just
in time for the Steelers pick.
Speaker 8 (01:04:09):
Okay, because I was watching some of it. There was
some dude who had a Thanos chain.
Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Did you see that one? It was crazy?
Speaker 17 (01:04:17):
Well, well, Pop Francis Will, like all these guys like
that just hit me right cool right, same feeling.
Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
You're so right though, because like all these guys before,
like weren't really iced out before the you know, they
get all the college deals now and now these guys
have like ridiculous chains.
Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
My questions, where does this money magically come from?
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Well, now because they have the deals and I all,
but I'm saying, like, where did that money? Where was
that money before? Just like people just held it in
their pockets, the endowment, it was probably it was probably
done under the table, right, I mean that's get all
the time. Yeah. I just couldn't show off.
Speaker 12 (01:04:51):
I had to treat myself.
Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Now you can.
Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
Yeah, now you tried to practice in a Lamborghini.
Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
Even though I'm a football fan, I've never fully understood
the draft. How many rounds are there?
Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Is it five to seven?
Speaker 16 (01:05:02):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
No, no, you're right seven seven?
Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
Is it seven rounds?
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Yeah? And after the first round though you're essentially a
practice squad player. Oh, there's nothing. No one's getting guarant
nothing's guaranteed at all, but especially after the first round.
Speaker 17 (01:05:15):
And in MENACE's bi low cell high theory, worst team
picks first, Yes, got it?
Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Okay, got it, We're all getting this.
Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
I forgot what team it was, but you could tell,
like the family was in psyched.
Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Well that's the thing, right, Like, is it really an
honor when you're like, oh.
Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Man, it's cool to be the first round draft pick,
the number one pick, ask you Manning?
Speaker 17 (01:05:36):
Yeah, well, Pope, Francis will have his funeral on Saturday,
that's of course, tomorrow, in Saint Peter's Square, Vatican City,
and it'll be live stream for free on the Vatican's
official YouTube channel, which I did not know existed.
Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
So, our friend Kevin has had this trip to Italy
planned for months and they're leaving today. I told him,
I said, man, what a time.
Speaker 12 (01:05:57):
What an influx to be over there.
Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Yeah, I'm just too, and his wife is super religious,
and uh, it's just got to be I don't care
if you are religious not. It's got to be pretty
interesting just to be super prettyware, just to be where
something so such a world event that's happening.
Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeah. Is it just me?
Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Or are you kind of creeped out by the Pope's
hands they're kind of elevated.
Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Yeah, can you push those down a little bit? I know,
not look so dead? Well, it's just crazy, they're like floating.
Speaker 6 (01:06:29):
American television doesn't really show dead bodies on TV.
Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Yeah, it's kind of weird.
Speaker 8 (01:06:34):
You know.
Speaker 17 (01:06:35):
I'm going to ask for you, Greg, because it is
now that you mentioned it is disconcerning me. Excuse me, Pope,
ghost Pope. I was wondering if you could just kind
of put your hands down a little more. It's kind
of freaking everybody out.
Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
I want to put to my hands whenever I want
to put my hands you know what.
Speaker 12 (01:06:47):
I'm sorry, I'm reach so he can grab me by.
Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
The hands and pull me up to heaven. Is it
weird that Sammy's in front of you taking a photo
with her thumbs up. Yeah, it's very at all.
Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Do you find it disrespectful? Yes.
Speaker 17 (01:07:00):
Event starts the nine day morning period, while daily masses
for the Pope's soul will be conducted. After the funeral,
a conclave of one hundred and thirty five cardinals will
meet an Assistine chapel within two to three weeks to
elect the new Pope. Pope Francis was the first Latin
American pope and died from a stroke followed by heart failure,
and as we've mentioned, his death sparked all this interest
(01:07:20):
in films like Conclave and Netflix's Two Pope, So this
is the time to stream those and Shannon Sharp announced
he's temporarily stepping away from ESPN after being sued for
sexual assault and battery by a woman he dated. The
lawsuit was filed in Nevada, and accuses Sharp of being
abusive and raping the woman twice during their nearly two
(01:07:40):
year relationship. Sharp denies all the allegations, calls them an
attempt to extort money, and says the relationship was totally consensual.
He hopes to be back on ESPN for the NFL preseason.
ESPN says it supports his decision to step back, Well,
the leader decision.
Speaker 12 (01:07:56):
Oh I'm sure, No, Shannon, stay, this is fine.
Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
No, see you, Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
What's your message to all the fellas out there again?
Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Don't beat up people during sex as much as they
beg for it. Yeah, they might ask, and you might think, oh,
this is a good idea. I'm going to choke this
person and smacking around. No, don't do that, Yeah, don't
do what about a little hair poll.
Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
You don't just don't take the hair out.
Speaker 12 (01:08:18):
Right, don't take the hair with you. And that's what's
going on withing.
Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
I thank you very much, Gina grad More. Woody show
is next, Morgan, Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
Oh my god, I was born for this morment right here.
Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Y'all don't know this.
Speaker 16 (01:08:32):
I'm sudden, I'm hallucinating.
Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Oh, woody, woody, Woody.
Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Sure and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world on a Friday morning. It
is April the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. I'm mording
that's Greg Gory, good morning minus, Good morning to you.
Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
There is Sammy Marning.
Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
We got gena round. Sea Bass is here, Morgan is
here taking a phone calls at eight seven seven forty four.
You can send us eight text over to two two
nine eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Coming up later on this hour.
Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
You know, we had Morgan going out there with pictures.
Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Of the guys on the show.
Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
Specifically it was Sea Bass and Greg asking women is
this guy effable? And we started having this this conversation
about well you should do that with some of the
ladies from the show, because people were texting in about
that they might do, Like you could take a picture
of the most hideous person or a very sketchless looking person,
(01:09:39):
if you took the random dudes on the street.
Speaker 3 (01:09:41):
They go, yep, ye, yeah, I might shut the lights off.
Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
Yeah, but yeah, right, like look at it, I'm not gonnascriminators.
They got dudes like all the time.
Speaker 12 (01:09:51):
Yeah they're dating.
Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
Yeah, they're on to the next.
Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
One, you know, yeah, so to put that to the
test where we sent Sea Bass out with some photos
asking dudes right for science?
Speaker 18 (01:10:04):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Right?
Speaker 14 (01:10:05):
Is she?
Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Is she effable? And so yeah, we're gonna have that
for you coming up this hour. Speaking of with somebody
had hit us up on the text over to two
two ninety seven four one two saying I've listened for years,
and after you hit two hundred thousand followers on Instagram,
I decided to take a look. Only then the only
person that looks like I thought is greg that handsome effort.
Out of the ladies, I thought Gina would be the
(01:10:28):
least attractive, just because of age, and.
Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
That's why ladies never say their age.
Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
But she's a gorgeous woman, best of the line.
Speaker 12 (01:10:38):
I know that, but thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
I thought Sammy would be less nerd and more valley girl.
I thought Morgan would be a ten, but she's just unmemorable.
Speaker 16 (01:10:49):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Yet Morgan, that's not nice.
Speaker 15 (01:10:54):
It's true though.
Speaker 12 (01:10:55):
One did you see her at the takeover?
Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Good hardcore?
Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Oh stop it, no, you look good short. I support
this anyways.
Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
That's not going to ruin your day now because of
one text?
Speaker 15 (01:11:11):
Right, No, I just excuse me. I wish we could
be honest with each other because y'all just lie to me.
Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
But it's not true.
Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
I understand, trust me.
Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
I understand what you're saying because I you know the
way that you feel about you I feel about me.
Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 16 (01:11:28):
It doesn't make it true.
Speaker 12 (01:11:28):
But have you see Morgan's Instagram pictures?
Speaker 15 (01:11:30):
You know you look good from ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
The guys I thought what he would be more clean
cut and less hobo looking. What Menace I thought would
be greaser, But it's a mix of dirty with a
touch of the tism.
Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Oh no, you didn't see that coming. Greaser sea Bass.
Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
I thought Sea Bass was going to be a nerdy
looking dude with low self esteem, but he didn't disappoint
his serial killer. Come to my van for candy Vibe.
He radiates poster child for chemical castration my text from
the four one two.
Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
I've had like two dozen kids. Yeah, yeah, they didn't
see you, though they're all alive. They saw my picture,
they sure did. I guess that's true. I guess theism
is my new favorite friend.
Speaker 17 (01:12:19):
The touch of Theism is Tanner from Love on the Spectrum.
His Instagram handle is Tanner with Theism I can't.
Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Watch any more clips. I watched one video with Tanner
in it, and I totally understand why he drives you crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Yeah, really happened.
Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Well, there was another one, is it, David? Is there another's?
I forget this other one that that popped up?
Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Did save it?
Speaker 12 (01:12:42):
Oh, David, that's Abby's boyfriend Abby and anytime?
Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Yeah, David, because you watch all this stuff. But what
I can't take is the energy, because the energy is
always like this and they're constantly and it doesn't stop
and blah blah blah blah, and I'm like, he gets.
Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
A really good Tanner.
Speaker 16 (01:12:57):
Oh my god.
Speaker 10 (01:12:59):
Also, also, I was catching up shit.
Speaker 6 (01:13:08):
I was catching up too much a menace something No
No was saying, Are we sure like a couple of
these people aren't at faking?
Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Yeah, I've seen people. Yeah, I know what.
Speaker 8 (01:13:20):
I'm trying to see on the casting I think there's
a lady on there faking.
Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
I think there's a dude on there faking. Because I
hang out with a couple of autism folks. Shout out
to have baked, shout out to Hammer and Hank Bragon.
Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
They're not.
Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
Yeah, I just like being around them for over twenty
years and seeing these people, I'm like, some of these
it seems off, like.
Speaker 12 (01:13:43):
You you know what people will say to that menace,
it's a spectrum.
Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Maybe they're on this side of the spectrum.
Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
They I don't know.
Speaker 12 (01:13:51):
I'm very I'm intrigued.
Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
And I want to know more, and I just love
on the spectrum.
Speaker 19 (01:13:56):
Right, So they're trying to date other people with autism.
Speaker 6 (01:13:59):
No, they're trying to be on Netflix.
Speaker 19 (01:14:03):
Why would you be trying to date somebody.
Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Sign up for a study. Whereas for people who were
actively on meth, he did it for the money. I
say this not ironically. I would be completely down to
data chick on the spectrum, Yes, of course, because they're quiet,
they're less needy, they're they're like, they're they're like dudes essentially.
Speaker 6 (01:14:23):
One chick on there's a freaking millionaire like that.
Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Like chicks on this nol Trim from what I understand,
are like just they're into you know whatever, science and math.
Speaker 15 (01:14:33):
Yeah, want to be good for you.
Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
I love a quiet, non like low maintenance girl. Absolutely,
Jesus great Joe and.
Speaker 17 (01:14:42):
Danny Danny on the show is is that she's smart,
she's a millionaire, she's an illustrator, and she really wants
to find someone to to get together have sex.
Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Yeah, the only problem is they're typically not eights above.
That's for damn.
Speaker 14 (01:14:57):
Sure.
Speaker 12 (01:14:57):
I did like some are there some cute?
Speaker 8 (01:14:59):
I did like that one scene though, when the mom
is trying to set up the sun and she's like,
I have to tell you one thing though she's blonde
and and he freaks out.
Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
But is this an all of a sudden kind of thing,
like this whole obsession with love on the Spectrum? Because
I feel like I never heard about it until.
Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Maybe a month ago. Yeah, it's been been Nobody.
Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Really talked about it, at least not to the point
where it's like this. It seems like a critical mass.
Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Everybody's talking about it.
Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
She's a really hit with the public, or maybe just
the dopes on this show like Morgan and Gina who
keep talking about it all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
They're obsessed. I just won't watch Down for Love or whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
They have.
Speaker 15 (01:15:41):
An Australia version was the first one, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
The accent's got to be awesome.
Speaker 6 (01:15:46):
There must have been like some social media clip that
like just hit and then people started watching it.
Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Well, come up next, we're gonna put that theory to
the test sea Bass out on the streets asking guys
with pictures of women, is she effable? Will any buddy
say no? I don't even know what the pictures are.
Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Let's just say they include some folks you know personally, Okay.
I didn't know we were doing that.
Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
I thought we were just finding ugly people like well,
I thought that was the whole thing, Like, no matter
how ugly the chick was.
Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Like, well, there's been adjustments to these photos because they.
Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Had pictures of Greg and these trips are like, eh,
like that's Greg. He's gorgeous.
Speaker 17 (01:16:22):
Speaking of Greg, I have had to convince my friend
over the past week that Greg is not Brian Austin Green.
Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
Which I've never heard.
Speaker 12 (01:16:32):
I showed you the text. Did I not Greg? She's like, no,
that's him, No.
Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
It's not. Are you sure that's not Brian?
Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Did you used to be married to what's your face is?
We're talking to someone on down with love or.
Speaker 14 (01:16:46):
More?
Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
What he shows next? Hang on? I was working in
the radio in this street.
Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
In the past thirty years.
Speaker 12 (01:16:56):
This is our every day.
Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Are getting cut left and right, left and left and left,
and they've never gone. You know what we should really
add a position.
Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
I wonder if today's last.
Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
The Wood Show.
Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Well, if you remember, we had Morgan out there pictures
Sea Bass and Greg Gory asking women out there to
take a look at the picture and answer the question
is this guy affable? Here's what they said about Sea Bass.
Speaker 16 (01:17:30):
Is he futible?
Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
No?
Speaker 16 (01:17:33):
I'm sorry, Uh, you need to work on yourself a
little more. He is not foble.
Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
I feel like he's like he's too big, but I
did like I don't like his bill.
Speaker 16 (01:17:46):
You don't like his build, I don't like his bill.
Speaker 19 (01:17:48):
He has nice eyes.
Speaker 16 (01:17:49):
They both have nice eyes, though, and I feel like
is probably small.
Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Yeah, she feels like that. She feels like that, well
she doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Just shows so much, just shows you can trust anything,
because she was so wrong anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
But we were discussing after that, and people had brought
up on the text like, man, you couldn't really do this,
you know, by you know, taking pictures of women out there,
because you would ask like random guys like, hey, is
this chick effable? Would you find how hard would it
be to find a guy who would say no? I
mean unless it's something like really atrocia, But.
Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
I wouldn't put you guys in that category. It's not
like every single chick in the world.
Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
No, no, but it's like in a pinch, we've done
that before, Like we had this really hideous coworker from
twenty years ago, like the Yeah, like, dude, she should
be guarding a bridge somewhere. Disgusting as a person, disgusting too,
putting curses on children. Yeah, No, she's a rotten person.
She deserves anything that we say.
Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
That's true. It's just a fact.
Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
And so it would be like, you know, so, Greg,
would you rather blanket blank or give oral to this
person maintaining eye contact into completion?
Speaker 5 (01:18:55):
And that's always do anything but that, right exactly, So
I wouldn't put you guys in that category.
Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
See bats went out, there were some pictures of some
ladies and we're asking, dudes, is she affable science?
Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Exactly? For science? And so I I want to be
fair to the women on this show, because if it's
just the women on this show, of course guys are
going to say yes, that's it's easy. So I threw
a little curveball in there. I asked our good friend
Ai to like take let's say a picture of Morgan
Sammy gena, et cetera. But what if they were pregnant?
Speaker 12 (01:19:24):
Oh, and AI did a good job to see what
those look like.
Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
There you go, Gina, here's you. Wow, it looks like
she's literally Gina, but she's the octomer.
Speaker 19 (01:19:33):
She does not cover her belly when she's pregnant.
Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
I asked, showed a big pregnant belly on them? God,
it does?
Speaker 19 (01:19:41):
It looks like the watermelon summing.
Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
That is wow. That's unsettling.
Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
You are protruding them, but some guys are into that.
Speaker 12 (01:19:52):
Well look at my eyes.
Speaker 8 (01:19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (01:19:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
The other thing too, that Ai, I'll do. I'll say,
make this woman pregnant and it'll give him like different
shoes and a next to arm for some reason. Oh,
did you see what I did for Easter? For us?
Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
I said, hey, make the I took the photo our
promo photo. I said, make this Easter.
Speaker 14 (01:20:10):
I did.
Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Faces are different and then they started just changing the face.
It doesn't need to do that, but it does. Yeah,
it was weird, stupid AI. So here's a guy's reactions
to will they bang pregnant? Gina? Is this lady bangible?
Speaker 13 (01:20:21):
Yes, she's pregnant, but you would do that? The baby
don't know me.
Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
He's in there.
Speaker 13 (01:20:26):
I'm out here.
Speaker 21 (01:20:27):
It's way better when they're pregnant, so it gets And
when they're pregnant, I did not know that.
Speaker 13 (01:20:34):
Yes, I have three kids.
Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
Really pregnant ladies are actually extra damp.
Speaker 19 (01:20:40):
Yeah okay, and also he knows that he can't knock
you up.
Speaker 16 (01:20:43):
Right.
Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Here's another guy. His name is Michael.
Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Yeah, talk about Gina pregnant? Okay? Is this lady Bangible?
Speaker 7 (01:20:51):
Oh what the big feet pass for? You like women
with big feet? I's the first.
Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Feet. I think AI might have screwed again. It does
weird things besides gains. I'm a seven and a half,
but I thought for sure he was talking about the belly. Same.
Speaker 13 (01:21:09):
Does this lady Bangable?
Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
Oh what the big ass feet? You like women with
big feet?
Speaker 16 (01:21:16):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
I don't really look at it.
Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
Really, you gotta look at the feet because the feet
is the quality of a woman.
Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
So now you're not one of those foot people? Are
you foot freaks?
Speaker 7 (01:21:23):
My wife has got a little little taste of my appetite.
Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Oh licking him?
Speaker 6 (01:21:28):
It's your wife?
Speaker 17 (01:21:29):
Okay, lot, I guess his picture again? All right, Yeah,
here's the Are the feet like clown shoes? No, I
don't think so, he's really indefeat.
Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
I used to know a guy who when a girl
walked in the room, his eyes would just automatically right, yeah,
more with a will. Guy's bang pregnant Gina? All right,
just girl bangable.
Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
That's nasty.
Speaker 13 (01:21:53):
I can't think it's bangable.
Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Belly bangable, but actually didn't have the big preadan belly. Yeah,
out back her face, bang her face, and they say
chivalry is dead.
Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
Yeah, I know, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
So again for science, we did the round with Sea
Bass and Greg. We will do other ones, like for
myself and for menace. Uh Morgan will take those pictures
out asking chicks are we effable? But just again for
first for science, will guys turn anything down?
Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
Sea Bass? What's the next one? I made Sammy pregnant?
I said, take this picture of Sammy, make her pregnant.
And it gave her You could see her belly sticking
out of her sweater, and it gave her like she's
drinking a glass of champagne or some kind of drinking
while pregnant. AI all right, it really.
Speaker 19 (01:22:44):
Opened up my sweater there, just like split to make
a belly.
Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
She just looks fat.
Speaker 16 (01:22:50):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
A long stick. Well that's yes, all right. So that
looks like she has a mustache. Will they bang pregnant? Sammy?
Speaker 18 (01:23:00):
Is this lady bangable?
Speaker 6 (01:23:02):
Somebody banged out already, okay? And she's drinking alcohol?
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
And what's this on her lips?
Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
She's got herbs and alcohol.
Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
Definitely triple note bamp bamp.
Speaker 4 (01:23:14):
So that's what AI did. Ai really jacked up the hand,
the hand on the drink of the knuckles and stuff.
And he's been in some fight, like you said, either
mustache or herpes. And then look at the lip, the
upper lip milk mustage.
Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Milk mustache, but it's herpes. So Sammy, sorry, I got
oh no, what am I going to do now?
Speaker 12 (01:23:31):
I guess the drinking and the baby is right?
Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
You sure can find some guy.
Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
What about what about this dude? Is this lady bangable?
Speaker 13 (01:23:37):
She looks like.
Speaker 21 (01:23:37):
Another praygo So I'll say, yes, she's having a good.
Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
Time, she's enjoying the time.
Speaker 21 (01:23:41):
Yeah, how long as she's above age. You know, I'm
not trying to pull the sand in sharp out here.
She's still on the kiddy's side. She's gonna get on
your nerves after hers. She's going to be like clingy.
Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Oh tell me about it, clean, Oh, tell me about it.
Speaker 16 (01:23:57):
Look young, clean, so young.
Speaker 20 (01:24:00):
I might not be of age.
Speaker 12 (01:24:01):
Yeah, you might be a minor.
Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Because sized a minor. I was blaming Shannon Sharp for
underage stuff. They're just saying he beats people. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
The next photo would be Morgan but pregnant. Morgan pregnant
in her photos once she took I think at the
UFC headquarters where she's in kind of fight gear. It
completely changed Morgan's face to make her look kind of
like Jojo Siwa.
Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
But they give your eyes pregnant. Go and this could
be your future if you and Cobbo stay together.
Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Morgan.
Speaker 12 (01:24:28):
I completely changed Morgan's face.
Speaker 16 (01:24:30):
That's what's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Pumped up. Wow, we'll shade the photo. Still down.
Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Yeah, I'm saying, like, just so you know, like what
your future looks like. What never you and talked about kids.
Speaker 15 (01:24:41):
I'm never having a kid ever ever in my life.
Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
I will kill myself.
Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
I mean, you're supposed to abort the baby, not yourself.
What he said that about his dog.
Speaker 15 (01:24:51):
If it had to come to that, I would kill myself. No,
I don't need to have kids. I'm not I'm not
built for that.
Speaker 12 (01:24:58):
Okay, okay, I know yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
You know what. Out of the uh, out of the
pictures so far, this one looks the most quote normal,
and where it didn't like AI didn't completely.
Speaker 12 (01:25:09):
You know, yeah, jack of her face.
Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
Well no, it did jack up her face. It doesn't
look like her.
Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
No, but it looks she's not cross either.
Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
The milk mustache, but her body even pregnant looks.
Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
So with these dudes, thanks Greg, with these dudes bang
a pregnant Morgan.
Speaker 13 (01:25:24):
Oh you'll see fighter too.
Speaker 5 (01:25:26):
That's not right, that's weird.
Speaker 22 (01:25:28):
Yeah, and he had period had periods sometimes, you like,
we haven't been over this ship that month. It's not
getting emotionally mad. They'll cuss you off and then they'll
get happy. Yeah, they didn't get the period when they
that's when that's the most when they get the period.
The worst ones she has sport if she wasn't pregnant,
dog lang here.
Speaker 6 (01:25:47):
There's just too much drama.
Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
So yeah, he said, we didn't hit her period a lot.
Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
Yeah, and you're too emotional.
Speaker 15 (01:25:53):
I'm looking at it now. This does not look like
at me at all.
Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
She's good.
Speaker 15 (01:25:55):
I mean, she looks good, looks like almost Ronda Rousey time.
Speaker 12 (01:25:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, little as a vibe, but not bad.
Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Though, right, not that bad.
Speaker 15 (01:26:05):
No, I was expecting way worse than what you thought
it was.
Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Yeah, wasn't It wasn't a banging yet. All right?
Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
What about Chad? Would he bang you pregnant?
Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Is this lady bangable?
Speaker 13 (01:26:13):
And he's giving me a lineup of straight pregnant chicks?
Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
Now?
Speaker 13 (01:26:15):
Yeah, right, there's her first baby moment. Okay, she's good.
Speaker 21 (01:26:19):
Yeah, maybe she's like, are you a seam idol? Like
like the little the Number girls. I'm knocked that down.
Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Yeah, I knocked that down. I like that.
Speaker 12 (01:26:28):
I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
We'll fight reference in there was no hot all right,
Well yeah we have we have a we have a
couple more. But these these aren't women. I mean one
is clearly menace.
Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Well you're forgetting woody AI. Yeah, yeah, okay, so like
if menace was a woman I took to Coachella. Yeah,
and hey, make medicine too, one of the other twenty
three year old girls. And then the other one is
more than AI. It's a using meth pipe.
Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
I was gonna say, like like a junkie of some kind.
So what about female menace and the meth head. We'll
find out. Are they bangable.
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
I've developed this new thing in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place are gonna go, oh God, he's here again.
Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
You're so tortured, man.
Speaker 16 (01:27:25):
I am.
Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
AI generated photos of pregnant Gina, pregnant Sammy, pregnant Morgan.
Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Are they posted menace?
Speaker 16 (01:27:36):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Okay, so you can see those on Instagram? Yes, okay,
thebody show on Instagram. That's what the Sea Bass had
out on them streets. I mean they're over the top.
I think the Morgan one looked the most like football. No,
like I'm just saying, like the most real. Yeah, it does, yeah,
pretty real because AI, as you know, distorts certain things
(01:27:57):
like your hands, your photo in fact, that split the sweater,
your feet. Most guys, yeah, but they we still do it.
Now we have this is a picture of pregnant menace.
Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Just just just female menace.
Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
I'm sorry, female menace. And then and then the method.
Somebody said, my cowork and I are listening to all
the guys comments about the pregnant photos, and they're funny.
The sexiest gal on the show's Morgan Morgan fishing for compliments.
She knows she's a certified batty say that.
Speaker 15 (01:28:29):
Truly, I'm just being honest. I'm not fishing for compliments.
I'm just being honest.
Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
Yeah, I hate when they say certified, bad certified, give
me you're crazy. I am crazy, not a bad e
but bat te ye. And speaking about how weird people are,
New York City now has scratch and sniff ads that
let you smell armpits. Yeah, you've seen smart movie thinking
(01:28:54):
about that. It's to promote aluminum free deodorant. And there's
posters up around the city, like, you know, an enormous
armpit letting people scratch and sniff to get a sample
the fragrance of.
Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
The new deodorant. Yeah, no thanks, But like, if.
Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
You saw that, would you walk up to it and
scratch it and sniff it? I don't think I would,
thought I was, yes, yeah, you also, great ad campaign.
Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
It's great. I think it's a great ad campaign. But like, yeah,
I'm you're curiosity, I would you would?
Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yeah, I don't of course want it.
Speaker 4 (01:29:24):
You know, that's that's one of the things, like chicks
with hairy armpits, like oh yeah, yeah, gross armpits are disgusted.
Speaker 6 (01:29:31):
When I used to watch Shaw's The Sunset on Bravo. Yeah,
back when the gay dudes they loved smelling each other's armpits.
Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
Let's say this picture of Menace as a chick, just.
Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
A menace at Coachella, and I said, hey, make medic
a lady, and it sure did.
Speaker 14 (01:29:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Oh yeah, and now Menace does use female deodorant. You're
still doing that, right, I know I moved on?
Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Oh you do. Yes, well, after almost twenty years.
Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
I have moved on.
Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
I found a new love and shout out to the
rock Yeah, Papa too, it's really.
Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Good photo change.
Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
You used to use? What secret?
Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
A secret?
Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
I was all about A secret? Got us like a
short blonde sort.
Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Of a.
Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Yeah, So describe a Gina.
Speaker 23 (01:30:12):
Yeah, he's a she's a stocky gal, which is a lesbian, Yeah,
which with a short blonde bob, big sunglasses, you know,
with the BUCkies outfit and looks like she's down for
a good time.
Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
Okay, all right, So would the dudes uh be willing
to go for a roll in the hey with lesbian menace.
Let's see as sea basses out on these streets.
Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Is this lady bangable?
Speaker 6 (01:30:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 22 (01:30:37):
Yeah, she looks like a like a tomboy type. Uh huh,
I'm masculated feminism. It's still throw it in there, yeah,
some of them. Some of them throw a bag, all right, someone, Okay,
so that's good. Yeah, yeah, he's this lady bangable.
Speaker 13 (01:30:52):
I'm not into this love. But she looks actually have
a liquor license.
Speaker 16 (01:30:56):
She has.
Speaker 13 (01:30:57):
I lick her license exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Yeah, somebody on Instagram he says, I look like grandma. Yeah,
well that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
Yeah, next one, the meth head.
Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
So this is just a I said, hey, I said, hey, hey,
a I give me a woman and you know, in
her underwear smoking a meth pipe. And she looks kind
of like maybe like a Lissa Milano. Plus she's hot, Okay,
her hair is al she looks like like the New
Age models where they all look kind of you know who.
Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
She reminds me of, like in the face a bit
is Caroline, who used to work here, but like in
an alley filthy with a glass pipe.
Speaker 12 (01:31:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
I see Caroline there a little bit, but that's just
at a glance. I haven't seen the hole.
Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
Yeah, I mean definitely not.
Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Yeah me see on our Instagram Instagram.
Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
Yeah, now, you would definitely use protection for this, check, right,
I mean you can tell if someone's dirty or not
just by looking.
Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
At them, because she's literally dirty. She's literally got a filth.
Speaker 12 (01:31:58):
You want to double bag it?
Speaker 5 (01:31:59):
Covered it? All right?
Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
So would these dudes do the meth head show? Is
this lady bangable?
Speaker 16 (01:32:04):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
What is don her mom? What is doan mo for
a math? Probably would that be a bad thing? I
mean she still looked bad though, Okay, all right, okay, good, okay,
all right? And then what about Chad?
Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
What was he thinking?
Speaker 14 (01:32:19):
Give us?
Speaker 13 (01:32:20):
She says it about them for a hour, and you're like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 6 (01:32:22):
Playing with or not?
Speaker 13 (01:32:23):
Maybe playing with some veins? But I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:32:25):
It's not given healthy.
Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
Smart's not kidding it. You can't just say she doesn't
look healthy. You have to say it's not.
Speaker 6 (01:32:31):
Giving out healthy. It's giving giving healthy.
Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
It's not giving So one out of two for the
meth that's not bad.
Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
Yeah for lesbian menuda, yeah, but overall guys way less picky.
Speaker 16 (01:32:42):
You would.
Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
I don't care why you listening because you love her.
Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
Listen as long as you're listening, this is.
Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
The Lady Show, all right, Welcome back, everybody, and yeah,
you're just tuning in. Let me be the first to
welcome you and say happy Friday. Yeah, it is Friday,
morn morning. It's April the twenty fifth. Today is Financial
Independence Awareness Day.
Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
I want to be aware of it. I'm sure a
lot of people live it.
Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
I'm sure a lot of people are aware of financial.
Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Stand that term anymore?
Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Independence? Yeah? What awareness? Awareness? We wait to talk about something,
but I actually do anything about it, exactly. Yeah.
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Today is license plate Day?
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Cool?
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Appreciation Day.
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Yeah right.
Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Officially it's National Hairball Awareness Day, bro, I'm aware. Yeah,
National Hug of Plumber Day. It's National Manny Petty Day,
which this time last year, Dude, at this time last year,
I couldn't have told you a damn thing about it
other than I knew what it was.
Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
But now it's all you do. And I used to
get a confused.
Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
I couldn't remember which one was for the hands and
which one was for the You would you would think
that would be.
Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
Obvious, right you would. If you learned Latin, you'd know. Yeah,
But I didn't learn Latin.
Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
So now I go to that place at Hammer and
Nail Place, and dude, the manny, the petty, it is
wonder shave. Ladies. Why have you been keeping this a secret?
Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
A friend?
Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Yeah, my feet are always soft and pretty?
Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Are your heels?
Speaker 16 (01:34:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Soft my heels? Do they break out the sander? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
You want the feeling break, I'll rub him on your
face if you like, I'll work for it, all right.
Today is World Penguin Day, which we had a penguin
here in the studio, and that's a last penny Penny
the penguin. And then men, it's a couple ones for you.
Today's National Lingerie. D I know how much you love Lingerie. Yeah,
shout out to the lingerie. Not cheesy our eighties at all.
Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
And today is National Zucchini Bread Day.
Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
Hell no, dude, are you serious? It was the Great
Zucchini Harvest.
Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
No no, I said, the great zucchini Craze of nineteen
ninety seven where my mom made everything zucchini. She grew
zucchini's like crazy. She made zucchini cookies which I thought
were regular cookies, and I bit into them and then
in sleep yuked.
Speaker 4 (01:34:59):
There's no puking because they are good. Yeah, bikini bread
is really good.
Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
You know what's better than that?
Speaker 8 (01:35:04):
Regular bread? Yeah, no, non zucchini bread. Oh bread would
like chocolate chips in them. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
Ninety seven not a good year for Menace because not
only was the Great Zucchini Craze, it was also when Taco.
Speaker 6 (01:35:17):
Bell discontinued the four alarm double decker taco. Also, we're
missing a national day. It's National DNA.
Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
Day, National DNA Day.
Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Missing so many days. Nobody's doing that, like.
Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
You get your stuff back. I'm saying they are, But like,
what about some of the other ones. There was ancestry
dot com.
Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
That was a big one.
Speaker 12 (01:35:38):
Yeah, it's different though, that's on DNA. That's just a tree.
Oh I thought it was just like family trees.
Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
No, they do DNA. I did ancestry DNA.
Speaker 8 (01:35:45):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (01:35:45):
I'm constantly getting updates from it too. That's like, Oh,
the more DNA that they get, the more they can
point your stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
A couple of holidays today, what's happening in the world
of entertainment Menace?
Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
Well, Greg, listen up. Jeffer Lopez and Ben Affleck. They're
trying to sell their sixty eight million dollars home. Have
you looked this up yet?
Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Yeah, I made an offer, but they didn't.
Speaker 6 (01:36:03):
Oh no, yeah, somebody did put it in an offer
of sixty four million dollars, but.
Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
They backed out. Was a kids, was that you, Greg?
Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:36:10):
No, no, that was the buyer backed out.
Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
The buyer backed out, Yeah, because I know that j
Loo apparently refuses to slash the price.
Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
I know.
Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
Also, just if you don't know, the home has twelve
rooms and twenty four bathrooms, and Greg and I always
say rich people be pooping.
Speaker 5 (01:36:26):
I know, so many bathrooms.
Speaker 6 (01:36:28):
What's up with that?
Speaker 5 (01:36:29):
But I thought sixty four was a nice offer for me.
Speaker 3 (01:36:32):
Yeah, yeah, very generally.
Speaker 6 (01:36:33):
But no, apparently you backed out again the buyer back
You wouldn't budget, okay. Well, also, neither of them will
want to They neither of them want to live in
the home because they say it's way too big. So
they currently live in modest, twenty million dollar homes.
Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
How they modest.
Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Although I did see the gallery of that house. It's
a little old timey looking.
Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
I mean I guess if you have I guess you
have like a Jeff Bezos kind of money, yeah, or
you know, something like that. Warren Buffett, even though now
Warren Buffett lives in the modest house. Yes, that's for sure,
got some modest modest but too much but even for
you know him, like he goes and buys a twenty
sixty million dollars home to compare to his network, Like
that's a modest house.
Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
Yeah, nothing to.
Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Everybody else is ridiculous. But I'm with you, Like, I
don't know why there are so many bathrooms. Yeah, weird
in these houses.
Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
Because you have a lot of common areas and common
areas need not an extra bedroom bathrooms for those areas. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (01:37:28):
Guess so it's called being rich.
Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
Look into it.
Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
Yeah, I'll try. Pete Davison has shared a timeline to
remove all of his two hundred tattoos. That's what SeaBASS
has been saying. That he's actually started in twenty twenty,
and he says it's about it's gonna take him about
ten years to.
Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Fully remove everything.
Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
It doesn't look good.
Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
Yeah, he's got everything off his arms pretty much, his
neck and his hands, but he still has his full
back and his tattoo. His torso is all tato as well,
and he says the process is horrible.
Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
Well, at least it's inmensive. Well, at least there are
are areas now that he can.
Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Cover up, right, right, what a waste of time. To
my point, if I may say, I'm an awesome person,
if you'd asked him four or five years ago, Oh,
tell me about blah blah blah, like, oh, well it's
so important. Yeah, it commemorates my dog dog. Maybe at
the time it was, it never was, It was never that.
Speaker 23 (01:38:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (01:38:24):
I remember when he was dating Kim Kardashian for five
seconds and he got didn't get it.
Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
To do this is like my girls a lawyer. Yeah,
he got super Kim.
Speaker 16 (01:38:32):
And that's when I knew that.
Speaker 11 (01:38:33):
It was like, oh, he's just going to get all
these removed, like he I mean, at least that one
he gets tattoos, knowing he's going to have it removed.
Speaker 6 (01:38:40):
The point why do I because yeah, it looks cool.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
No it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
But that's why I have never gotten a tattooed. I
thought about it, yeah, but then I'm like, man, what
is something that I know for the rest of my
life like that I can commit to? And they go, oh,
what about your wife? Okay, well, I think everybody's learned
that lesson that always doesn't work out.
Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
As much as you.
Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
When she and bang somebody, you inevitably hope that it
will his second wife, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
Right, thank you. Yeah, what about the kids.
Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
I'm pretty sure Jeffrey Dahmer's parents are pretty psyched. They
never got Jeffrey tattoos.
Speaker 12 (01:39:15):
I think your only chance is the dog.
Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Print.
Speaker 6 (01:39:26):
I found an artist that does really good dog tattoos.
Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
If you want to do it, don't. I don't want
like a picture of the dog.
Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
But just like the words Cassie forever.
Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Yeah, what's better than let's say, a picture of an
animal on your body?
Speaker 5 (01:39:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
I don't know. Maybe donating to a shelter to get
the I want to cool? Ass idn't get my dog michelter.
I bought it. Well I are.
Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
I do have a pizza tattoo, and I'm going to
love that for life. I've seen Dave Portnoy's new girlfriend.
He finally made it official after a year ago. Well
you might support this. After years ago. They got spotted
on TV by accident because they accidently sat behind some
reporters and didn't realize they're on TV. In the second
(01:40:11):
they realized they're on TV, they move seats, but he
asks confirmed that he is dating Cameron Delano.
Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
I believe that.
Speaker 8 (01:40:21):
Yeah, she's twenty six years old and she works at
a like a hair growth place for men.
Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
So how he found her? He's admitted to getting plugged.
Speaker 6 (01:40:32):
Yeah, he's forty eight and she's twenty six.
Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
Hard to get right? Yeah, well again, just don't.
Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Well, and he's another guy who got in trouble almost
for gross sleeping, violent sexual stuff. It is stop and
he got he got out of it, thankfully because apparently
he had all the all the receipts and text and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
But stop beating up people during sex.
Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
Trevor Bauer and Dave Portnoy and Shannon Sharp, Yeah, Shannon Sharp, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
A girl doesn't need a black eye. I realized how she.
Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
Asks for it.
Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
In fact, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? Why can't
a girl have a black guy.
Speaker 3 (01:41:04):
Getting and she can't like how much she asks for it.
She doesn't want it, and she's probably setting you up.
Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
But hopefully he's.
Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
Learned his lessons. Well, now, Sammy, does it help that
she is from Massachusetts?
Speaker 19 (01:41:14):
Well, I would think that she is. That's where he.
Speaker 10 (01:41:16):
Lives, so she would he lives in Miami and yeah, Nantucket.
He's always shouting out Nantucket. I mean that's yeah yah.
But he always wants the homegrown girls, you know. Yeah
for real, dog all right, everybody likes their own brand.
Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
Well, speaking of.
Speaker 6 (01:41:30):
Being into girls, apparently, Jojo Siwa says that she realized
that she's not fully lesbian.
Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
Oh I understand.
Speaker 19 (01:41:39):
Either, Greg, I didn't get I should know this.
Speaker 8 (01:41:42):
She says, I'm not lesbian, I'm queer. Yeah, so don't
get it. She has been on Celebrity Big Brother. We've
been talking about that Big Brother UK and I don't
really know this guy. He's some reality star from the UK,
but they've been snuggling up on the show. And yeah,
she came out of the statement she goes, I'm not lesbian,
I'm queer. So because she's like into this guy.
Speaker 11 (01:42:05):
Well, but she also was saying she doesn't identify as
a girl, but she doesn't identify as a guy.
Speaker 19 (01:42:12):
So I think that's what makes her queer.
Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
I don't know, Okay, at.
Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
This point in her career, the life cycle of Jojo
siwas celebrity in her career, Like what, why does anybody
care about her now, like, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
Just be another just to be another concerts she is, Yeah.
Speaker 19 (01:42:29):
I mean the people who grew up with her, I
think still love her.
Speaker 13 (01:42:31):
She was a really big deal.
Speaker 5 (01:42:33):
For generation was way into her.
Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
My daughter was way into all the bows. Oh yeah,
all that stuff for a while. JoJo's just rules. She
does have dates coming up. But I think the problem
is that we're watching was she twenty one? Now we're
watching this would normally be liberal arts college phase where you.
Speaker 4 (01:42:50):
Publish, and there's millions of girls who do this every year,
you know, four year million, four year queer. Well, we
got the the birthdays and the porn of birthday here
in a second, I did want to suggest because I
know people in this room or big fans of Pee
Wee Herman. And there is a new trailer I just
saw it yesterday for that documentary that's coming out. I
think it's on May twenty third or something like that.
Pee Wee as himself. I forget what it's called, but
(01:43:12):
I watched the trailer for it. You may you could
tell it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 12 (01:43:18):
Was he tortured?
Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
I don't know about tortured, but it's just he seems
like such an all those things that people say about
Paul Rubins, about what kind of person he was, Like
you just when you watch you get like this, just
this immediate feeling of just genuine authenticity and it's just
him where he was a kind of a big mystery, Yeah,
for most of his life publicly, like kind of very
(01:43:42):
sheltered and stuff. And he's just opening up and it's
you know, you're watching this going man, he's gone. Yeah,
it's one of those things. Why we do those those
birthday things, you know, say something nice before they die,
like the eulogies that we do.
Speaker 5 (01:43:54):
There's a picture of him on the trailer. He's actually
kind of handsome.
Speaker 14 (01:43:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
He reminds us of our of our friend Dennis.
Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
Yeah, it reminds me like when he started speaking his
manu manure mannerism. Menonorius. You're having all right time for
your birthdays.
Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
Senor Porto birthday.
Speaker 7 (01:44:13):
Go show say we're gonna shim, We're gonna sit page.
Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
It's shivery, and you know what we don't do.
Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to al Pacino, who
is eighty five today. Rene Zelwigger is fifty six, Joe Buck,
the sports commentator. He's fifty six. Jason Lee Earl Hickey.
He was Dave and Alvin the Chipmunks before that. He's
in All the Kevin Smith Moves, Mall Rats and Chasing
Amy Dognall, which is coming back out in theater.
Speaker 6 (01:44:43):
Exp pro skater who in vetted the three sixty flip
and had his own shoe by airwalk.
Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
That's right. I always forget that fun fact. Thank you minute.
Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Jason Lee is fifty five. Hank Azaria, the voice of
Chief Wigham and Moe and the Simpsons. He's sixty one.
Talia Shire in the Rocky Movies, Connie Corleone and The
Godfather Movies. She's seventy nine. Gina Torres, she was Jessica
Pearson in Suits. She was also in The Matrix Reloaded.
She's fifty six. Jonathan Bailey, Lord Anthony Bridgarton in Bridgerton
(01:45:15):
he's thirty seven. And Tim Duncan, the retired NBA player
from the San Antonio Spurs. He is forty nine. And
Parna Birthday. I'm a sweetest chef all of a sudden,
Your pornod birthday today is Gabrielle Clark and Today's birthday
boy and he has spread more seed than a farmer
in three hundred and sixty two fine films, including ten
(01:45:37):
feet of Meat. He was in Twink Swap Volume one,
also blowing dudes for some extra tattoo money.
Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
Speaking of Potoo, it happens.
Speaker 4 (01:45:46):
Threesome with my farmer cousins. He was also an anal
with my mother in law. So a lot of family
stuff and who can forget his unforgettable role in Vegan
with a sausage in the ass, It doesn't even make any.
Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
Well, hopefully it's a sausage with you or something.
Speaker 4 (01:46:06):
That's Gabriel Clark, who is thirty eight years old today,
and that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Friday morning look at what's happening
in the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a break more Friday. Woody Show is next.
Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
Hang on, bring being very quiet anything, We'll be back.
So so Woody Showy Show more fun than goneer Rhea.
Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
I mean I've had Goneree a few times and I'd
say I haven't had gone yet.
Speaker 3 (01:46:33):
No show.
Speaker 4 (01:46:35):
All right, Well, that's gonna do it for Monday. Morning,
All right, checking one out of five days off that list.
We got the full show podcast everything you missed today.
Find it on Today's podcast. Or you don't have that
kind of attention span, you can check out the fifteen
to thirty minute highlight podcast that's available by going to
the Woodieshow dot com or find it on the podcast
(01:46:56):
platform of your choice. We got caught up on all
the weekends, cheer jeers, all the trending news headlines, the
way the Craigslist price is right. That's all on today's podcast,
among other things coming up for you Tomorrow, we're back
with an all news show and meeting some people at
the Crossroads Woody Show. Crossroads also gonna need and you
can think about this your nominee for Woodi Show Employee
(01:47:18):
of the Month for the month of April, since that's
coming to an end. So we got that more tomorrow
here on the Woody Show. In the meantime, anything you
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maybe you'll forget, So don't forget. Leave it for us
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last thing, Greg Gory partying words of wisdom please.
Speaker 5 (01:47:51):
Yeah, if you played Snake on a Nokia phone, time
for a colonoscopy Snake?
Speaker 18 (01:47:59):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Yeah, what was the main.
Speaker 8 (01:48:04):
Game?
Speaker 13 (01:48:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
I was addicted to I don't I don't remember that
that game.
Speaker 5 (01:48:10):
The more dots you ate, the longer the snake got
and you had to like but you couldn't like your
own tail.
Speaker 4 (01:48:16):
My kids play a version of that, like on the iPad.
Oh really, yeah, I didn't know that was an old
timy game.
Speaker 19 (01:48:21):
It was like, yeah, the first phone game.
Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
God, what was I doing on my phone making calls
or something?
Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
Something that is weird? I wasn't aware of that. Idiot.
Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thanks so
much for giving the show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
here on Tuesday. Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
S M D double M. Quit this bitch,
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