FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 3rd 2025 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. Today is Tuesday, June third, twenty
twenty five, into another new month. Back from the Disney
cruise to reality Alaska. We are the Woodie Show. I'm whatdy,
that's great gory, there's menace?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Graduate morning? Sea bass? Long time no sea babe. As
we were at sea so much missing I missed you.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
And post missing and yeah current miss.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah it was through the roof.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
How much?

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
How much do you think about us on like long
weekends or in this case where you didn't you didn't
see us for a whole week. I try to. I
try to, like every hour I was. Oh I thought
about him?

Speaker 5 (01:26):
This out right right?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, that's that. You're alarmed? You eleven eleven? So what
what did you do with your time?

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Oh no, I'm just kinda hung out.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Work on some projects, saw some folks.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Any kind of cool project.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean, you always have like some kind of project
going on, like nothing that's ready for area nothing.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
Okay, I want to see your movie that Oh yeah, years.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Literally been a year ago that That is a great question.
I meant to bring that up because even before we left,
there was a text that came over, say, hey, what
about this movie that SeaBASS went and shot with Perry
Caravello and I want to have a screening.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
It was like a like an old kind of Western
type of thing. He was playing the sheriff, had that
big white sheriff outfit on the big hat.

Speaker 8 (02:02):
Trying to find a I think wild Western movie. I'm
trying to that's not dot com doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Also, now it's not coming out. No, no, no, no, I've.

Speaker 8 (02:10):
Cause I've been the producer has been sending me periodically.
It's on IMDb. Okay, yeah, yeah, the Wild Western's on IMDb.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
You can see the poster there. You can see some
stills there.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Doesn't need reshoots.

Speaker 8 (02:22):
For some reason, I've not been asked to do any
reshoots or over dubs. Again, I've been sent little things
here and there, video clips and stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
So it's yeah. Seabust has gone for like a week,
well last two weeks, yeah, two weeks last year to
film this movie. It was supposed to come out, uh
sometimes summer of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Not swimmer. I thought it was summer earlier. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
William Hung It's got me. Wow, that's right, Rob, Bob, Levy,
Stern Show, High pitched, Derek, Yeah, Howard Stern Show A
definitely Yeah, some of the folks.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
So yeah, I haven't mean to ask about that. I'll
tell you as soon as I find anything. Sammy, good
morning morning. We got Morgan.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
She's our associate producer, Vaughon, our video producer, Bored and
Menji holding things down the Woody Show production department. Phones
are open for you at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
You can send us a text over to to nine
eight seven cot up today. Well, we'll get caught up
about the cruise YEP, and kind of like a final
recap on that and the bow on that whole thing.

(03:21):
We'll be calling the grand prize winner this morning. So
everybody who sent over those keywords to try to win
their own seven night Disney Alaska Cruz. Today is the
day that we bord that cruise. So we got that,
we got some of the trending news headlines looking ahead. Yeah,
so I mean we're just kind of getting back into

(03:42):
sweet I don't know, man, get our land legs back.
Yeah exactly, but yeah, it was a good time, all right,
So we got some fun with accents. And this is
a kid that that Gina found on Instagram. Oh yeah,
his name is Tony Cash. Oh okay, fine, yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 9 (04:00):
He's twelve years old and he sounds just like he's
part of Tony Soprano's crew and he's on cameo. Now
you can get him to do a thing, you know,
for you, and he has the whole vibe going.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
There's a couple. Yeah. The first one is about how
he feels about coffee. Okay, this is what's his name,
Tony Cash? All right, here you go, yo, guys.

Speaker 10 (04:21):
I was at Starbucks and the guy asked me, do
you want a cup of coffee?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I said, yr guy, it's a cup of coffee.

Speaker 10 (04:29):
And I'm twelve years old and I don't drink coffee.
But if I did drink coffee, I would drink expressio
with no sugar like a real man. And with the
Shadinel problems.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
How you doing?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I don't know why you hate that so much because
it's it's rizzler two point? Oh well he did?

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
He got nothing on the risk side.

Speaker 9 (04:53):
I'm so glad you said that, because one of his
videos is like, yo, guys, I'm not the Rizzler.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
It's a little fat kid who's got a thing, who
knows exactly what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, let's let you know. He has some nice things
to say about family see that. Maybe okay, so, but honestly,
I thought I thought you were a fan of the Wristler.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
Why would you think that all they do is they
they yell, they sit in Costco. They have no discernible
tell that's the Costco the same goddamn.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, They're just part of the crew. Maybe I submit,
maybe maybe I mistook your sarcast Remember when somebody texted
about the Wristler and you hadn't heard about it yet,
and menace and I and I said, oh god, I
knew this is gonna come up eventually.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
Yeah, because all they do is because there I'm sorry,
they're intentionally trying to create buzz through no discernible talent.

Speaker 7 (05:39):
The Costco guys review Costco items, man about.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Here's this is Tony Cash and this is him on
Family Guys.

Speaker 10 (05:49):
The other day someone told me that school always comes first.
I look the.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Dead in the eyes.

Speaker 10 (05:58):
I said, are you hitting you mind? Family always comes first,
and if you're not giving your mother a smooch every night, what.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Do you do.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Me?

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Okay, now I hate him. I hate the first one.
The first one. I was, Okay, there's a CaCO Yah.
He's not saying anything amusing, but he's little, Greg, He's.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Little, he's very chubby, and he has fun with accent.

Speaker 8 (06:25):
He's trying to have fun with accessent. If it's a
forced accents just gets.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Me angrier and angrier at society. Thank you, Greg, Greg,
So my brain is almost three hundred thousand followers.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Speaking of what speaking of things that I saw on
a millionaire and I thought it was good for him?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Was pissed Greg off? More No, I mean I understand
the money making aspect, good for him.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I saw an old thing of the TV news bit
on this woman who created this item back in the
eighties when car phones were first coming out, and did
you see it, menace?

Speaker 11 (06:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Okay, So this woman was selling fake car phones so
you could put it in your car so when you're
driving you could just look like you were like you
you were bougie enough to have a car phone. And
it was like all about like and she her whole
thing was like, look, she goes, you know, she goes.
You don't have to have the things, you just need
to look like you do have the thing. Yeah, And

(07:22):
it was like, man, that should have been that should
have been right there, all the clue that we needed
for where society was headed.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Right pretty much. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
And it was like this an adhesive thing to the
back of the thing that you'd stick on the dashboard
to make it look like it.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Was remember this sirly fake antenna.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, and it came with that too, and it was
like nine ninety five. Oh yeah, because it's super important
to like put this tacky thing in the car just
so strangers would think that you have a car phone.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
This is also in the era where people would put
stickers on their cars saying no radio inside so people
wouldn't break their windows to try to steal their car radio.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
When you can take the face off your car radio.

Speaker 12 (07:59):
Yeah, in the glove covert, would you put.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Something in your car that, if you forget about, could
lead to this?

Speaker 9 (08:04):
And speaking of stuff that nobody needs, who else remembers it?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh my window, I can't hear you.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
There's some trucks through.

Speaker 13 (08:11):
Mine, she's talking to herself. There's nobody on the other
end of the call. This is what the cellular carphone
has spawned, a phony carphone status without the static. The
fake phone sells for fifteen ninety five and Patricia Kami
of Los Altos, California, has already sold forty five thousand
of them.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Armonos is not what you own, is what people think
you own?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah about god?

Speaker 9 (08:37):
Do you guys remember the first iPhone when you could
pay a thousand dollars to have a diamond on it,
like literally a picture of a diamond.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
It did nothing? Okay, cool?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, so this isn't going anywhere. Well, if you want
to follow the money, his name is Tony Cash on
Instagram two hundred and fifty thousand followers.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Oh yeah, and he does when he does cameos seven.
Of course he does because he's a eight seven seven.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
Again, I'm not Greg, he's twelve years old. He doesn't
know what he's doing. I blame all of you.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. Well, all, we're.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Into another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically correct world.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
It's Tuesday morning. It's June the third, twenty twenty five.
On morning.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's great, gory, that's menace. What good morning? Seed maass
Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. He just had us a text over to
two to nine eighty seven. Full access to the phones again,
isn't that nice?

Speaker 5 (09:37):
A luxury?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Eight'll five, welcome back. Sorry your quote vacation is over,
but we're happy to have you all back. Let me
tell you it was not a vacation. No, no, I
mean there was there was fun, yeah, okay, lots of fun,
but it certainly was a working trip. It was so
this is not a typical vacation where it's like before
you go back, or it's time to go home, or

(09:59):
even walking back in here today with all the luxuries
of all your stuff in full facilities.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, you know I was ready to come back.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Yeah, because it's there. Was different than a vacation. Vacation, Oh,
I could have done it for another week, but one
of us.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
But no sleeping in. That's the part that kind of sucked.
I mean they were sleeping in for what we normally do,
oh compared to normally do. Yeah, the problem is there's
no commute. Let's start. There was a great favorite part.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
Second, No, there was no sleeping in because we were
staying up way later than normal we normally would, so
there was no sleeping in.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
I I see what you're saying, though, Yes.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I mean, I dude, I I was. I was like
skipping when I got home. Oh my god, I unpacked. Yeah,
because people say, well, you shouldn't do that. That's how
you avoid the post vacation blues, like, h you know, keep.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
The joy alive by having a suit.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
They say, like, just get home and just enjoy being home,
like don't go right into tasks, you know, and things
like that.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
But I was like, that's that's basically impossible. Like nah, man, No,
it was. It was.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
It was a lot of fun, but it was a
work trip for sure. I was still dealing with the
you know people back here, the muckety MUCKs. It was
pretty funny. Like our program director she was fun, Yeah,
she was.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
She was great.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Just checked in just to make sure everything was like,
because you know, we're on a boat in the middle
of the ocean and super far away and just trying
to coordinate all that from a technical standpoint and making
sure it's it's still sounded okay for boats. On the
ground and she goes, yeah, I mean not the not
the best thing you've ever done.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
I'm like, I wasn't asking for that.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I was like, no, kidding, like it's never going to be,
but like, you know, not the best thing you've ever done.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Were like working through so many logistics to try to
make it happen, Yeah, and try to make it fun.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Get yeah, Oh my god, you glad you asked.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, not the easiest, but yeah, good to get that
unsolicited feedback when you least want it, right, you know
what I mean. Cool?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
But still I thought it was a you know, I
thought it was a fun few days of broadcast.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, and we're gonna call the grand prize winner. We're
gonna draw the grand prize winner here during the next
commercial break, and then we'll try calling We'll try calling
them this hour. It's finally happening. Yeah, because everybody got
qualified who won the three hundred dollars Disney gift cards
and got qualified for their own seven night Disney Alaska cruise.
The moment has come. Yep, yep, yeah, the moment has arrived.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
It's always good to be back home at home base
and all that, But I definitely wasn't skipping the way
you were. Because on that last day when you have
to get up and you have to pack up your stuff, oh,
I was always think, can we just have just one
more than I was up early?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
You were Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:55):
We knocked on our door and they were like, you're
not supposed to be here. I was like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Do you don't pay attention to like rules or they
told everybody a thousand times like what time?

Speaker 5 (13:06):
Details here?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I know exactly right because I am this is details.

Speaker 9 (13:11):
I called the night before and said, what time do
we have to be at you know, our little group meeting.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Out of the room by eight?

Speaker 9 (13:19):
Yeah, I asked them when we need to be at
the group meeting place. I assume that was the same thing,
but no, no, we're about ten minutes behind.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Yeah. It was on the TV.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
They turned everywhere on the channel. Yeah, it was playing
that channel.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
It was everywhere. It was unavoidable.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
We avoided it. We were off the ship. We were
on the street by seven thirty. That's in the morning.
We got to the airport, we got out of there.
I was at my house by two thirty. Oh wow, wow, yeah, okay, skipping,
what time did you go to sleep last night untill

(13:54):
late because my stepmom was here watching the kids while
we were gone, so I didn't see it all.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
She arrived after we left. Oh, we had somebody.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Else like covering the first couple of days, so just
had like that little bit of times. We took hero
ound the dinner and you know, and things like that.
Sammy and I learned something very interesting at the airport. Yes,
I never knew this. You can arrive at the airport
too early. Yep, they turned us back.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Is that right? Yeah? So we arrived. The flight was
at one Vancouver Airport, Yeah, which is easy to deal with,
easy to navigate, and very swift and efficient. But we
got there, said this is our flight, and she looked
at her watch and she said, yeah, come back in
half an hour. You're too early to check in.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Wait, so is that just for the Vancouver airport Canadian?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Thing?

Speaker 7 (14:42):
That happened to Tyler as well, because but I don't
check back, so that didn't happen to me. I saw
I was able to go through the gates, but he
had to sit outside the gates for an extra half
hour as well, because they're like, yeah, it's too early,
we can't take it back.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that,
which is why it was noteworthy. I don't know if
it was too early just to check a bag, but
we both had to get our boarding passes, and that's
how we learned we can get to the airport too early.

Speaker 12 (15:04):
Yeah, I mean, if that's the system, that's fine. I'd
rather have you not lose my bag and I'll just
you know, hold on to it until we go have
to go in, because it's probably to help keep from
losing bags.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Right.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Some tips for beating the post vacation blues. I could
think I told you already about it. You know, you
don't unpack right away, but like even before you leave,
like tidy up the house because when you come back
and you were in a like a tornado of activity
before and there's things kind of left out everywhere. My
wife will do every bit of laundry, every last towel. Uh,

(15:36):
she leaves nothing out. We empty all the trash. Obviously,
you have to stink up the place. And that way
you come back and it's like the house is like
ready to go. You don't come you don't come back
to chaos.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
I agree with that tip. One thousand percent. I can't
imagine not doing that right exactly. That's just the baseline.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, And as far as like the unpacking, PA say,
give yourself a day or two no to unpack reset
before you dive into work, and I will get and
things like that.

Speaker 9 (16:01):
I went full greg, I said, everybody, stop right here
and dump everything from the suitcase into the washing machine.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Good for you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
I got home. I had to pee so bad I
unpacked first again.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Really does that? So check it out? This is this
is something I started doing a couple of years ago,
and now I do it every time I'm out of
town or on a trip, unless it's like a couple
of night business trip on a vacation. Yeah, you know,
we send the laundry out, like you know how the
hotels to all have laundry service, or on the ship
they have laundry service. We don't come back with a
single stitch of dirty laundry. Everything is clean and folded.

(16:38):
When we get home, we open up everything. There's no
laundry to do because you just put it away. And
that's one last thing.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
You have to do.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
That's pretty brilliant. Yeah, and you spend money on dumber
things on vacation, you know, spend the extra couple bucks
to come back with clean laundry. I'm telling you, I
thought it was stupid too when I when we first
we're like, I don't know it was included. They're like, oh,
we have a special today. It's like all this from
whatever for like who.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Wouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
It was like it was like sale. It wasn't like
individual pieces like it would be typically. They said, oh,
for you know, twenty bucks or whatever it was, we'll
do all this stuff like Grace Soul. And then we
did it. We're like, wow, this is pretty awesome. Do
you get it back like sealed and anything? Oh yeah, okay,
because I put my dirty suit. It was it was
like ironed, hung up like even like regular T shirts,

(17:25):
iron hung up like in a garment bag. And then they, uh,
this is the Disney Cruise way. At least they did it.
And then like for your underwear, ironed folded like perfect, yeah, folded,
and then wrapped like in tissue paper with a little
sealed with a sticker like you just bought it. And
then they returned in a basket.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I'm like like a little wicker basket with cloth or
something like that, and I forget.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
What we paid.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
We paid like twenty five bucks. Yeah, and you come
home with clean laundry.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
It was It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
If you haven't seen the social media stuff yet and
you're interested in an Alaska cruise, Disney cruise, just to
kind of see some of the stuff that's available, medic
did a great job posting a bunch of stuff on
social media. You can see it on our Instagram, TikTok,
all that stuff. You can find it there. At the
Woody Show, we're gonna take a break and then we'll
draw a grand prize winner. We'll try to get this
person on the phone, and then we can move on

(18:22):
to the next big thing.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
So iHeartRadio music festival.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Right, that's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, that's gonna be the next thing that I'm sure
we're gonna have a lot to do with. Oh yes,
always do phones open eight seven Woody.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Now, I'll be honest with you, I didn't read through
the I get this big, long, stupid thing they give me.
It's all the rules have to pay.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (18:58):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Grand prize selection on or about one business day after
the sweepstakes end day. The sponsor will randomly select the
potential grand prize winners. Have all blah blah blah blah
blah blah. Potential winners subject verification including it goes on yeah, yeah, uh,
it looks like you're holding up the Harry Potter book.
So and then they have this highlighted winner will be

(19:22):
called by the radio show two times within five minutes
using the number provided at the time of entry. The
potential grand prize winner must answer one of the calls
and must agree to have the telephone conversation recorded, Oh
boy by the radio show and agreed to be interviewed

(19:43):
for any broadcast or what I think we're gonna be
here all we're not doing that. We're not doing that.
You started to win a grand prize and if we're
calling to tell you they like you want? Yeah, congratulations,
What do you want from us?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
We didn't tell me right that the number provided like
we would just make up a number of emailing.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
How do I let's see dial I do this.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's been a while since you use the phones.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
I know. Oh, here there we go.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Uh do I have to dial nine?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I do?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah? To call out?

Speaker 5 (20:16):
That sounds so?

Speaker 9 (20:17):
Oh is that opright or standing by?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I haven't dialed nine in so long. Yeah, now again,
if we if we call this person, we got to
call him again within fifteen or within five minutes, and
then after that, I don't know, and then after that
we move on to the next person.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Is that what it says you're saying? Right, Okay, five minutes?

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Because I don't know, you cannot be conceded.

Speaker 12 (20:44):
Make sure you do nine and then one in the number.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Sie, I feel like you did a substitute teacher when
they used to wheel in the VCR.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Remember you used to only to have to do one
for certain area codes. Yeah, h what I used to
call my grandma. I had to die one.

Speaker 7 (21:04):
Okay, let's see.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
That's a good sign.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
That's a good sign there.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah, I mean, look, I gotta tell this person.

Speaker 14 (21:26):
Yeah, okay, your call has been.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
That's one. That's one, one down, that's one. Well, we'll
call it in the next five minutes. Okay, Okay, set
a timer. I was supposed to leave a message, right, No,
I don't think so. All right, I'll get some lawsuit news. Okay,
Oreo is suing Aldy.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
I heard about that. I haven't seen their version of Oreos, though.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
It's not just Oreos. So they're claiming of their store
branded cookies and snacks, they mimic the packaging of Oreos
and rits and wheat thins, all the other things that
the parent company owns, and they claim that all these
packaging is designed to confuse customers into thinking that they're
buying name brand items. Oh that, I don't think. And
it's not the first time they've come after Aldy, you know,

(22:29):
and I guess it has led to some changes in
the past, but all these like Pe, they haven't stopped
their shady ways. Yeah right, but they look alike products,
but they're they're Oreo. People are seeking damages and a
court order to stop the inf images.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
But it doesn't say Oreo on it, so we know
it's not an Oreo.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Doesn't say Oreo.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
But I mean the Oreo packaging is I mean, well,
don't tell them about the dollar store exactly.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yeah, And I've fallen victim to that. I understand as
a company, you're going to want to sue because it's
your intellectual property. As a consumer, that's not that big
of a deal. You get home and you realize you
didn't buy dryers. You bought dry Elsa. It's still ice cream.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I mean it's it's it's is ice cream, but it's
like not as good.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
The Hydrox cookies were actually the first ones. Yeah, they
were Oreos before oreos, you know, and you know, but
those don't taste nearly the same.

Speaker 9 (23:23):
They hit different, and I don't like the ones with
chocolate on one side and the yellow vanilla on the other.
For a cookie, Hydros, it's like a cleaning product.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
It was like a cleaning product. Yeah, you're thinking of Clorox, right, exactly.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
I didn't even see those in stores, hydroxyll.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Look, if the person doesn't pick up and you're one
of the people in the grand prize drawing, you still
got a chance. Yeah right, yeah, don't get disappointed just yet.
You'll be happy. It's ringing, right, and they were told
that the drawing was today.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah, but no one.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Pays attention to Should we leave a message? Who answers
unknown numbers?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Tough, you'll hear about it later.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're
trying to reach is not available at the tone. Please
record your message. When you have finished recording, you may
hang up.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Hey, it's the Woody Show, and unfortunately you didn't pick up. Unfortunately,
I'm gonna you know what, I'm gonna try you in
two minutes, two minutes. I'm gonna try you one more
time in two minutes.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Warning.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, it's you're two minute warning. Otherwise, congratulations on the
three hundred dollars gift card, but you're gonna lose out
on the cruise. All right, bye?

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Two minutes.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
That's my thing though, Like, oh, it's an unknown call,
don't answer it, like your phone's gonna explode. Yeah, exactly,
get kid, that's I get giddy one. It's a number
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I love picking up my who's on the other end.
I saw this funny video. I was in Brazil. This
kid had been doing all this crime all over town,
robbing people, breaking into things or whatever, but they couldn't
do anything because he was under eighteen.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Did you see this video? Min us No? Oh, the
look on your face that he had.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
No, I was thinking about something that I've been doing lately.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
So they found out that he was about to turn eighteen,
so the cops show up at his house at his
birthday party. They wait for them to sing Happy Birthday,
and then they took him in. It was great.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, they're like, hey, they help him cut the cake,
he poured a little coke. Yeah, he's just sitting there
not looking psyched. But like this kid had been responsible
for a ton and not just like a couple things,
like a ton of crime. But they were kind of
caught because he was under eighteen, and the laws and
where they're set up over that they couldn't do anything.

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So the cops were so happy. They're like, oh my god,
this kid who has been causing all this problem rules. Yeah,
and so yeah, they're they're like stuffing pieces of cake
into like little paper cups, like not even waiting for plates.
Cut up your cake so we can put you in
handcuffs and get you out of here.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Good. It was great.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
No, my my latest thing I've been doing because I
get emails from scammers like they want to like collaborate
with social media, and they're like, we're gonna send you
eight thousand dollars worth of like some high end fashion label.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Whatever.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
All you need to do is send us one hundred
and fifty dollars for the shipping. And then so I'll
do I'll go back and forth for a week saying
that I'm that I'm interested on the emails, right, and
then finally send a video of them being flipped off
by somebody.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, it's fun. I love it.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
The last one. Maybe they're like me. They keep their
phone in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Matter, your call has been forward.

Speaker 14 (27:04):
It's your boys.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
The person you're trying to reach, it's not available. Please
record your message.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
No, they didn't want to go anyways. Apparently I don't
call the other one. I don't think anymore. All right,
that one's out. That was Christine. Sorry, Christine, Sorry Christine.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Real quick though. When he's speaking of that teenager who
got arrested, I saw a video. You would have loved it.
It was either an airport or a train station, some
big public space. Some douchey teenager was finished with his drink.
It was about halfway empty, so he just threw it
on the ground. A couple of guards come up with,
oh is it a mall? The mall and they with
a couple of guards with the cleaning crew, and they

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make them go all the way back and pick it up,
pick it up, wipe up the floor.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Child. Yeah, it was great, It was great. The final
is right in front of the worker. He just like
threw his cup on the ground. Pick it up, peasant,
no goodness, and so like, huh, well, by the way,
the person that we're calling now last two numbers of
their phone, number sixty nine. It feels lucky.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Yeah, that's right, it's gotta be lucky.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Gotta be lucky, number sixty Nine's try that.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Let's see that's the second person.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I pick up the phone. Something bad's gonna happen. It'll
catch fire. Yeah, I think it does. At least the
name of the place calling. It shows the radio station.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
I think.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Hmm, oh no, please leave your message.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, gotta take that off, silent bro. All right, well
we'll try we'll try them again in a couple of minutes.
Here's the thing, like are people even away to answer
the phone? Well, not my problem. Yeah, it's a morning show.
Yeah that you are on the grand prize drawing for
we say we're calling the winner Tuesday morning, right, Like
maybe that's the one day that you just like kind

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of keep the phone near you.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
You're one of a small handful of people eligible. What
if they have what if they have it on? Do
not disturb?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
And then I guess they missed the call, they learned
an important lesson and according to the rules. Yeah, yeah,
so I think I'm gonna have to give this person
three like I give the other person three. I think
that's that's fair, that that I'll have to do. Yeah,
that is fair. Yeah. Oh, there was a story. The
reason I was bringing it up. I just saw a story.
There's this kid in Maryland, sixteen years old, been hit

(29:35):
with all these charges, broke into one hundred and twenty
one cars in one night. How how where's the time?

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
When arrested, the unidentified teen suspect reportedly in possession of
multiple credit cards, a couple dozen vehicle keys, and in
the article, a bevy of other items bevy bevy and
just because you're writing the news, why do you have
to write it's yeah, and a bunch of other items

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that clearly we're stolen stuff.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
There's always words and news that you only said writing that.
You know you never hear your couch.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Loves the kid who had two accomplices. They've also been
taking the custody ha ha, you know you should leave
in your car as your credit credit cards. They're like, oh, person,
their backpack was stolenly had twenty thousand dollars in cash.
The car was my safe deposit book.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
A guy that's a victim.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Shame.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
But there was a guy who worked here at the
radio station, one of the other radio stations, and he
DJs a lot and stuff like that. And he had
his backpack stolen, remember that menace, and had a laptop
and like ten grand in cash and everything.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (30:43):
I don't know why anybody leaves anything in their car,
to be honest.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, nothing including garbage, right, Greg, number.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
One on the list. Yeah, oh, I'm done with this.
I'll just throw on my car. There's no garbage cans
where I'm going.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Call number two, right, we should leave a message. Here
we go, sixty nine dial all right, way the system
is set up, by the way, I'm dying with a mouse.
Oh wow, I got type the number with a mouse.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
I don't think I could handle that.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
If they don't pay it up.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Can we call them an idiot?

Speaker 5 (31:21):
You can say whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Hey, dumbass?

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Mmmm exciting? Yeah? Nope?

Speaker 6 (31:39):
No, all right, please leave your message for.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
We may go through all ten names. Yeah yeah, well
somebody will pick up, you know, somebody.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Will, and then we'll just have to give it to somebody.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Else, still try to give away the Disney seven night
Alaska Cruz. Well we'll try one more time with this person.
Who would time was gonna be good because walking number
sixty nine, right, yeah, yeah, all right, so so hot.
If you want to call up eight seven seven forty
four Wooding, it's eight seven seven forty four what he
says the text over two to nine eighty seven more

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wood He shows.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Next the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Show shoe.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Still trying to give away this seven night Disney Alaska Cruise.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
No one want to give it away because everybody was
signing up to win.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Over the last couple of weeks, we had a daily
qualifying winner where it was, you know, a three hundred
dollars Disney gift card, right all right, and then they're
qualified for the grand prize drawing, which is this morning,
which we've been talking about. Right, we're back, you know,
and on the air Tuesday morning. Yeah, so here, today's today.

(32:52):
I know you normally might sleep with without your phone,
with the phone on, do not disturb whatever, But when
you're expecting potentially expect a call. Yeah, very good, take
your earbus off. Yeah what I should have could have
what if people. There's a lot of those on the
text jump be one of those.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Yeah, just just not how it works.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Let's see call him sixty nine guy back?

Speaker 11 (33:18):
Hello, Yeah, guy, Yeah, come on.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Come on baby.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Probably do it like heart surgery or something. Yeah, something
very important. These people knew they had Oh they did,
Yeah because I told yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:51):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
We're gonna move on to the next person. He no,
unless all unless my phone is on silent? Could the
ringer could wait? It's so loud?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, all right, I'm gonna do uh the next person.
You guys ready, all right?

Speaker 5 (34:10):
All right?

Speaker 11 (34:12):
M hum.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Feel free to talk about anything while using the mouse
you have.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
I have that old timey ring on my phone.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Oh I love that, but.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
I need to get a ringtone of some sort now
it's too jarring.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Mm hmm. I always have my phone on do not disturbed.
But if I knew.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Even vibrate wakes you.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Yeah, Oh, I really don't want to.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I guess we shouldn't do these anymore.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
You know we do.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
How about we just don't do them on the air? Yeah, Like,
how about we just tell the promotions.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Apartment sorry the person you were trying to h Sorry, Hey.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Let them know. Sorry, Yeah, let let them know.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Yeah, I'm gonna leave them later, goodbye, goodbye, A chance
to leave a message? The mailbox full? Yeah, I don't
trust people who have their mailbox.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Full like that. Yeah, like how popular are?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
You're not that popular or lazy. That just means you
have too many creditors after you.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Oh yeah, it's frustrating when it happens with a friend though.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, yeah, your mailbox is full? Why six six? I
don't think it was ever established. You guys were going
to call us?

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Oh really, we only I think we said it seventy
four times a day.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Yeah, and it does say that you will be contacted. Yeah,
blah blah blah blah. Yeah, there's a big, like two
pages worth of crap here.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Yeah, it was clear no one, no one's feeling bad
for you. Let's try this one one more time. Yep,
I'm try this one one more time.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Cruise again. Yeah, we keep it. If no one.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Answered, I guess we get to go. Let's leave tonight,
all right, here we go. Feels so hopeless.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
M hm mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Do you guys like my Alaska hat.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Is obsessed with cam Ca? All right, I phone's supposed
to be foldable.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
Next, like, are you interested in having a flotable phone
like that?

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Sorry, the person.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Slide I'm taking it just slides right into my pocket now.
Oh yeah, by the way, for reasons I'm not going
to get into right now. So I took away my
son's phone, canceled his like his numbers gone. We wiped
the entire phone, so every picture, everything, factory reset bottom.

(36:54):
I bought something called a gab phone, which I'm calling
Mommy daddy phone. Oh, it's actually an Android, so it's
like a basically, but it has no connection to the internet.
You can, like I have to program the contacts into
the phone like he is on Mega lockdown.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
He gotting.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
He got caught cheating on his biology final using his phone.
So guess who lost it while we were gone? Yeah,
but why always when we're out of town you do
the stupidest stuff. So social media account gone, no social
media at all, just wiped. No, it's not wiped that
he just can't access. Okay, did you back up the

(37:34):
pictures anyway? No pictures, I mean I has.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Like I care like I care about his pictures.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, I care about a fifteen year old's pictures, friends, memories, Yeah,
guess what, you maybe shouldn't have cheated on your final
got zero and he failed the class.

Speaker 9 (37:56):
Dumbas is that summer school or let's hop So, yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
We'll have a we'll have it.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
We'll have a conversation this week with the with the
principal of the school, and we're going to find out
because like, what do you do at the end of
the year. He can't put him into tension or suspension
because it's the end of the year. It's already summer break.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
Well, it might even be worse than summer school.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yeah, if he's lucky at summer school.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Yeah, so final grade was an f. Yeah, final grade.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Was a zero in the final, which he was already
teetering on that, which is why you felt pressure in
the first place. They didn't want to fail the class
and he got a zero on it.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
I bet he was so excited for you to come home. Yeah,
oh no.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
We we walked in the door and we didn't see
him for the first two hours.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
He was hiding. Should I be doing out the window?
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, it's called gab g A B Boh, it's awesome,
it looks nice. Yeah, no, I'm saying, but like from
a parent parental control kind of thing. It's it's awesome.
The first picture that comes up as like a little
kid holding right.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Different and things like that.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Oh man, he's gonna be pissed.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Well, the gab phone, Yeah, it does look childlike. It's
an Android.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
No, that's that's that's an older one you're probably looking
at like the new ones are just all Android like
like newer.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
And you know it looks like a smartphone.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
It is a smartphone. It looks like it looks it
looks like a normal phone. Yeah, but for him, we're
calling it your mommy daddy phone. Oh mommy daddy phone.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
And he doesn't get to just have it either. You
should put a child like.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
The only reason that the only reason that we got
it the person, the only reason that that we got
it is because he has to go to work. We
have to drop him off and pick him up. It's
it's a convenience for us, right that way. Yeah, so
he'll get it when we drop him off at work
and then he'll give it back to us when he
gets back in the car. He doesn't, he just doesn't

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have it lay in the hammer out.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I mean, we can be really cool or we could
be tremendous dicks. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Yeah, and that's how you have to be with these kids.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
How does that even work though?

Speaker 7 (39:58):
Like, okay, obviously in trouble, I mean you do the
extreme takeaway as phone what you should. Yeah, I mean,
but what's the pushback? Is there a learning lesson with
the teenagers? I mean do they get it like, oh yeah,
I can do that, or do they push back even more?

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Like whatever?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Then you push best the answer? Dude, I can burn
you to the ground.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
I can.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
I can have you doing nothing with nothing. I'm only
obligating to put a roof over your head.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
And give you a meal.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
I'm talking about the long terms that's on him. Acts
of your relationship.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Don't care like I'm your father, I'm not your friend. No,
I'm sure he'll think about it. I'm not your friends.
So there's the same way with like law enforce. I'm
saying for them on your side. I've heard that argument.
I've heard that argument. But my thing is like, I
am the father. Yeah, you are in your job, we
are the parents. Oh man, well what if he rebels?

Speaker 5 (40:46):
What good? You know what, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
All the decisions that you make in your life are yours,
and you'll have to own them and whatever consequences come
from that. Same with anybody else who's out there breaking
laws or breaking rules. You do something at your job,
you get fired. Hey, you know what, Well, what if?
What if it just makes him a worse Employee're going yeah, like,
you know, yeahthing, like the worst thing he could do
is you know, do even more stuff?

Speaker 15 (41:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Good, you know what?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
It gets the point I told him, I said, man,
you are you are toying with the wrong person, the
person who was out of his house at fifteen and
never came back. You're on your way. I'm only responsible
for you. He's turning sixteen in two weeks.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Your response, I'm responsible for you for two more years.
I have two more years to get you on the
straight and narrow. After that, you are literally on your own.
I owe you nothing. You're not living here.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
But to be honest, I'm not even thinking about you.
I'm just thinking about him right in life impact in
life in general.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
We'll find out.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
I think he'll be stewing on it for a while.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, he knows he's screwed up. Yeah, Oh yeah, yeah,
I hope that. Oh no, he totally. He totally knows
he's screwed up. Like, my thing is, like, where do
you go from here? How do you correct this? How
do you fix it? How do you build trust back?
I can't trust you. Yeah, that school can't trust it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
When the parents says you've lost my trust, it's gonna
take a while to regain it.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
And I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
Yeah, I'm mad.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I'm pissed and you're stupid. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (42:14):
Sure, this is like and we are into another new
hour insensitivity trending for a politically correct world.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Tuesday Morning. It's June thirty.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Greg, here's menace, Hi, Gina Gren, Hey, Sammy Morning, Sea
Bass Morgan, who's taking calls from a bunch of people
saying like, I'll just take the trip because that's how
it works. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. What if
you have something else other than give me the trip?
You want to be part of the show, or send

(42:47):
us a text, send your check in over to two
two nine eight seven. What are the trending news headlines,
Gina grad But we have.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
An update on the story out of Boulder that attacker
has been federally charged with a hate crime and attempted
murder for attacking people with molotov cocktails and a homemade
flamethrower at a pro Israel demonstration. According to authorities, he'd
been planning the attack for a year, but like a
good dad, he waited until after his daughter's high school
graduation to carry it out.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
You don't want to graduation before I abandon you now
for the rest of your life, right exactly, prison, You're dead. Yep,
that could have gone either way, absolutely well.

Speaker 9 (43:21):
Investigators later found a stash of unlit molotovs.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Say the dude researched.

Speaker 9 (43:26):
Weapons online and took gun safety courses, but he was
unable to legally buy a gun because of his immigration status.
He also admitted to researching molotovs on YouTube, buying the
stuff he needed from Target, and filling them with gasoline.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
But they did say this guy was not on their radar.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
No, he was not.

Speaker 9 (43:42):
He had no criminal history except a couple of traffic tickets,
but he was illegally here after overstaying his visa.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
He's being held on ten million dollar bond.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
Oh good, Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he has it.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (43:56):
Actor Jonathan Joss he was the voice of John Redcorn
on King of the Hill and he played Chief Ken
Hotate on Parks and rec.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Yeah, that's a crazy story.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
He was shot and killed by his neighbor. To see
what happened. So there was like some dispute, There was
some dispute with the house.

Speaker 7 (44:12):
Right, Yeah, Laess, they've been beef him for a long time. Yeah,
long time.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
Back in January, his childhood home burned down and one
of his dogs died in the fire. And years before that,
Jonathan his partner Tristan had been dealing with some homophobic neighbors.
They threatened to burn the house down. So on Sunday,
Jonathan and Tristan went to the house to check their
mail and found quote, the skull of one of our
dogs and its harness placed in clear view. That's when

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the neighbor went up to them, started yelling gay slurs
at them, then pointed the gun and shot Jonathan. He
was shot multiple times died at the scene. The neighbor
was arrested booked on murder charges. Joss was fifty nine
years old.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Yeah, that's a crazy story.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I mean, it's not as crazy as you think.

Speaker 8 (44:51):
There's a whole series on TV, Idea or whatever, like
the murderer next door and it's all about neighbors killing
each other over tiny little bit beef.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Sebastian. I've seen every episode of The Neighbor. Yeah, next
door is amazing.

Speaker 8 (45:09):
Yeah people, And it's just like your fence was too tall, ye,
your music was too loud.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Yeah, the story of.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Gregory neighbors over the trash cans on.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
The neighbors.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
But I mean, nobody's nobody's like although the one neighbor
did come over to try to fight. What remember that
that was over the great Christmas decoration tobacle. What happened
where they were? They had this like a big nutcracker
thinks in their front yard, this big like Christmas decoration.
It was like blasting. It was blasting, and it was

(45:49):
driving everybody nuts, right, and so like I was, I
was talking about it on the air and then like
the hot head brother of the neighbor that came over,
It's like, where's where's Jeff? I can't ever want to fight.
I saw the whole thing play out over a ring
doorbell and my wife was home. Oh my, oh boy.

Speaker 9 (46:07):
Oh so he so someone heard on the air. It's
like you went over there to like settle his hash.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
No, no, But these are the ones that park in
front of the mailbox and the mailman gets pissed and
then stops the mail.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
That's the problem. Family in the whole.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Trash gets trash. Yeah right, but I get this, So
it's because I get thrust people trying to beat me
up all the time. What's what does you go to
jail to accomplish here, buddy, it's gonna help me can
be safe from you.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
You're going to really think about that in your case?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Just beat up?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (46:38):
Well, get this. Patricia Krenwinkle, she's one of the Manson Girls,
the Charles Manson Girls. She's being recommended for parole after
fifty five.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Years and in prison. Yep.

Speaker 9 (46:48):
This is the same woman who helped murder seven people,
including Sharon Tate, who was eight and a half months
pregnant at the time. Green Wingle also the one who
used their blood to write Helter Skelter on the walls.
She's seventy seven now silent during her parole hearing, but
the board still gave her the green light, saying she's
a low risk and that her youth and toxic relationships
at the time played a role. Because you know, murder

(47:08):
is just a phase.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
I hope this seven people.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Yeah, I hope this doesn't become the new media obsession
like with the Menendez brothers.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yea victims.

Speaker 9 (47:21):
Yeah, victims family is obviously pissed, But it's not a
done deal. The decision goes to the full California Parole
Board for review, and even Newsome still has the power
to reverse it like he did in twenty twenty two.
So not a done deal, but it is closer than
it's ever gotten before.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (47:36):
Philadelphia Eagles star running back Saquon Barkley has been announced
as the cover athlete for Madden NFL twenty six. This
comes after a great season where he rushed for two
thousand and five yards scored thirteen touchdowns, leading the Eagles
to a Super Bowl victory. However, this is freaking out
some of the fans who think that Madden curs could
affect this upcoming season. So if you don't know the

(47:57):
Madden curves superstition that NFL players who are on the
cover of the games start either performing like crap or.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
They get hurt. Yeah, it happened a few times.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Yeah every time, No, but just most of the time.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
But I can see where people go, oh, if it's
from your team, it's your guy.

Speaker 9 (48:14):
It happened to Christian McCaffrey, who was on the cover
last year. He got hurt, played four games. Josh Allen
on the cover of Madden twenty four, saw career high
eighteen interceptions, which people blamed on the cover.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
But there's always a butt.

Speaker 9 (48:27):
Patrick Mahomes was featured on Madden twenty. He went on
to win the Super Bowl and MVP and Tom Brady
was Madden eighteen. He also did very well that year
and Madden NFL twenty six set to launch worldwide August fourteenth,
but if you pre order the deluxe edition you'll get
it three days early.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
That's on the elebe.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
So some good, some bad. It's almost like the cover
doesn't actually have magical powers.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Rag The cover in two thousand was actually John Madden
and he's dead.

Speaker 9 (48:56):
Oh ultimately, it may kill you, exactly ultimately.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
And that's what's going on. When all right, thank you
very much, Jinagra. We're still trying to call people, help us,
help you. Yeah, but now for whatever reason, like I
think our phone system even quit. It was like because
I go to torture everybody. Yeah, because I go to
hit dial and like it's it's making No.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Maybe we hit our limit of outgoing I wouldn't be surprised.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Yeah, we don't have The company only paid for a
certain number of outgoing calls, guys, Microsoft teams. Yeah right,
m hm alright, remember he has to do this by mouse.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Yeah. Actually, you know what, that wouldn't shock me if
we had a limited number of that. That one's doing
its thing.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Sure, we've got a waiter.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
We're trying. Maybe by the end of the show.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Maybe maybe the afternoon show should have done this, But
then they would never mentioned that it was the show. Yeah, true,
some bitch. Okay, one time maybe, but eight times that's
on you. Yeah, all right, I'll try. I'll try one

(50:21):
more number. I'll go on to the next one.

Speaker 8 (50:23):
Someone who's a good contest winner. I win on all
this stuff all the time. This is the kind of
stuff you gotta be ready for.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
Yeah, especially when they tell you to be ready at
this time on this day.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
We might be calling you that day.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Luck is just preparation meeting opportunity folks. Yeah, nothing today, Well,
thank you, hook up the h VAC tech guy up.
I keep you guys cool all summer. I could take

(50:57):
my wife on the trip, because that's.

Speaker 9 (50:59):
How we're Yeah, it's our honeymoon. We're getting a million bags.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
All right, here we go again.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Really can't give up.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
No, you gotta try try again.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
H mm hmmm, your call has been forwarded your kind.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
That's even more egregious. Scent to voicemail, they deny. Really, Yeah,
well here, I gotta call him twice in five minutes.
I'm gonna call you right right away.

Speaker 5 (51:43):
I should leave a message. We will this time. If
they need a tour guide for the trip, I'm available,
an expert. I'm not available. I know everything about eagles.
Now let's see.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Send me the voicemail again, dare you? We'll leave one
this time you'll see. Oh my god, hold on, everybody,
is this Casey? Yes, Casey? Uh? This phone call is
live on the radio. This is the Woody Show calling you. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (52:19):
Hi.

Speaker 13 (52:20):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Do you know why we might be calling you right now?
That I win? Well you are I don't know, seventh
person down on the list out of ten because all
the other idiots and you sent us to voicemail the
first time.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Yeah, very mean.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
But now Casey, you picked up and you won the
Disney seven Night Alaska career.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Yay, Oh my god, I'm.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Supposed to go through this whole thing about YadA YadA,
this that the other thing and tell you, yeah, but
you're you're fine with being on the radio right now.
It's too late anyway, but you're fine with being on
the radio right yeah. Yeah, as we thought, we cats
up all right, So we just got back from ours.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
You're gonna love it. You're gonna have a great time.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
There's so many different excursions and activities that you can do,
not to mention just endless food on board and well
we got to get some you know, more information and stuff.
They'll work all that out around your schedule and when
you want to go. But it's you and you get
to bring three other people with you, and that would

(53:28):
be a that would be a great place to use
that three hundred dollars Disney gift card that you want
as your qualifying prize. But uh, may we suggest to
Soft Serve on Deck nine.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
It's lmited.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
You don't even need your gift card for that. No
you don't because that's free and you walk up to
that all day. I think greg ate his weight and
Soft Serve ice cream.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
I suggest having it for breakfast, midday snack, a pre dinner,
and a post dinner.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
So good, Casey, what what what? What day did you win?
Which day did you win? Like to get qualified?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
This was it?

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Last week? They before.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
Last week?

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Last week?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
All right?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Well, yeah, just overwhelmed with joyable Casey. Congratulations the winner,
and hang on one second. Thank god you picked up.
We were really getting tired.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Of mountain calls. We really appreciate it. Hang on, there's
there's Casey. Everybody Casey at the box. Nice. What do
you call the people who take care of your room
throughout your stay? Cabin attendant? Cabin? My cabin attendant's name
was Falcon? Is that not the falcon? Is that not
the coolest name you never heard? Falcon?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Sounds like with Tourette's his name would be Falcon.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
I would love to falcon.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Shout peanut butter Falcon.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Yeah, what's peanut butter?

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Shila Douche and real life friend who has down syndrome,
I believe.

Speaker 7 (54:55):
Yeah, they did a movie peanut Butter.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Falcon sounded familiar, but I mean that's a cool name.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Well, congratulations, we finally got the winner, you guys. Yaya
s all right, Well, now, like I said, now officially
onto the iHeartRadio Music Festival and those giveaways and everything else.
We got a lot more stuff planned here with the
WOODI show other cool trips and experiences that you can
win from us. Phones here are open now eat seven
seven forty four. What we're done with that part of
the phones? And last week we couldn't take phone calls

(55:26):
because it'd being on the boat and junk. But yeah,
now we're back.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Who am I.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Shop?

Speaker 7 (55:33):
All right?

Speaker 5 (55:33):
What do you show? Taste drive?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
I mentioned Menace that the convenience store that I stop
at the morning, they had these du Bui chocolate bars.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
Oh yes, here.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Oh hell yeah.

Speaker 9 (55:46):
I wonder if they're all the same because the one
I tasted was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Yes, please, you know Craig's gonna eat the whole are.

Speaker 7 (55:55):
Gonna try it?

Speaker 5 (55:56):
I won't even try it. Oh come on, Sammy, will
you try it? Okay?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
I can? I can try if Menace is willing to
share share these days. The picture on the front looks gross.
It looks like the inside of the baby's diaper wrapped
in chocolate. It's not a good look. It's not a
good look, but it does taste like it tastes good.
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
So all right, there's one.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
There's one. The chocolate is a little bit thicker than
the filling, but you still get that the crispiness, right,
like the little wafery whatever, that Philo, the.

Speaker 9 (56:29):
Little Fried Filo though, the nice pistachio cream.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Yeah, they just had the right there of the cash redister.
And every time I see du buy chocolate anything now
I think of menace so good, and then I'm masturbate
because I would say, enjoys the natural progressive.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Because it's gonna be. It's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
We're gonna be over it in about oh yeah, two
months because it is so good.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
I agree with what Greg said last.

Speaker 12 (56:51):
Time too, which is that it like the flavor comes
out more as you're eating it.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
I look at the I'm sorry, I meant to mention
the brand, and did you look it comes at a
time little green wrapper I saw. Yeah, Yeah, it's gonna
be everywhere. Be like, okay, we get just just the
ones that we're trying. Theo Glue Sure glue good brand,
Bayo Glueco.

Speaker 7 (57:15):
Yeah, you KNOWSI still have the Shakeupaccos.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
I still haven't you.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Chocolate shake Yeah, at least it's worth the hide because
hopped up and you think, what's the.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
All right, so the Google Glocky's just called on the
scale one to ten, eight and a half, eight and
a half, Greg Gory nine nine, Menace going seven seven.

Speaker 12 (57:43):
Really, you know what, I'm going to go ten for
this because I think I've tasted chocolate bet.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yeahs, I'll go with it.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Eight and a half.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Eight and a cataffe is the the type of filo
dough it is, that little stringy, crunchy, sticky. Well, if
you're just tuning back in, maybe you punched out because
we were just making phone calls endlessly. We finally got
a winner for the Disney Alaska cruse. Congratulations to Casey.
It was the winner and she was finally picked up.

(58:14):
Huzzah o going on the seven night Disney Alaska cruise.
If you didn't see any of the stuff that that
Menace put together. Menace was getting so much praise for
his social media work. Well, I mean the videos because
like we'd get back from these excursions, he's already had
a video.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
Up that time we got in back.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yeah, every time. Yeah, it was it was crazy, like
he's very quick. He just works in the moment and
gets these things posted. But it did a great job.
You could see all the videos and kind of get
an idea of what these Disney Alaska cruises is all about.
Just go to our Instagram or TikTok still posted on
there at the Woody Show check it out.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Would would you be willing to pull the curtain back?
Do you type out your script? Because the narration I
really enjoy. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Well, I mean, like we already knew our schedule. There's
there's already like bios on like what we're doing.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Yeah, so that was a question.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Is that you really doing the voiceover one of your AI?

Speaker 5 (59:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
No, no, well that AI is not there yet because
I just figured, like, you know, where did you get
two hours to record thirty seconds of voiceover? That takes
the longer to do that than the it's a video.
I got it all true, you've seen it. Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four Woodie text us over to tow
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Woody Show.

Speaker 11 (59:42):
House and we.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Are into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Thank you for being here. I give us
your time this morning. My name is what Doy, that's
Greg Gory. Hi you got minutes is our social director,
so he would encourage you to find us and follow
us on social media and the social media platform which
everyone floats your boat. Look for us at the Woody Show.

(01:00:09):
We got Gina Grant Sea Mass here, Sammy Morgan's here
taking your calls. Eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody Text two to nine
eighty seven. Agent Sebastian and the cart n Arcs.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
I saw you posted a reaction video.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Yeah, yeah, we covered the Remember that that psychologist mom
who posts it was last year, almost a year ago.
She had posted a whole video. But I am not
taking my carts back, right because my kids.

Speaker 8 (01:00:39):
Two hundred and sixty million or two hundred and sixty
kids each year get abducted.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
In parking lives. It's not true, and there's and half
of those are abused. So I finally, and because I
had some time on my hands, I was like, and
I've known about this for a year, I roasted her
super hard. I thought you hated those reaction videos.

Speaker 8 (01:00:58):
I hate reaction videos that offer no insight or analysis,
because that's what a lot of like what they call
facial reactions exactly somebody else's exactly exact, because basically, you
you find something that's interesting to you that someone else
put time and effort and whatever and putting together, and
you steal it for your views, just like Mena says,
making a floating ahead of you going. But I, in

(01:01:23):
a logical manner, completely destroyed this. That lady who's like
a she's she's a wanna be Oprah doctor Phil like
she short distance between her and a microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
And I understand, I mean because I think in this
particular case too, she was addressing you and what you
were like, you were dressed, you know, the cart narking
was the topic, and so so you are basically responding
to somebody that was directed.

Speaker 8 (01:01:46):
She said, if you're gonna give me a dirty look
when I don't return my car with if you And
then she's being like super dramatic and serious, and then
she uses her psychology degree, surprise, surprise, to defend why
if all her stuff is wrong. By the way, since
we're talking about it a little behind the scenes, she
saw that because a bunch of people taught tagged her.
I didn't I didn't say her name or anything like that.

(01:02:07):
She and at first she was like, oh, finally got
around to noticing me.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Thanks for the press.

Speaker 8 (01:02:12):
And then I think when she watched the video she
got a little less excited and she posted something on
her Instagram story. It's a photo of me from the
Doctor Phil show. This is the card nark guy.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, I think national syndicated TV show was on. Yeah,
he was trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Hide, but I the photo has been unearthed on television.
She goes on Doctor Phil put him on blast.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Of course again he was on the wrong side of history.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
What he does is illegal. No, it's not.

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
He's been sued a lot once, by the way, that's
defamation bits.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Yeah, bitch, what did you do on the.

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
Did that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I did tape some stuff for the show you guys
will be enjoying later in this month. And oh, saw
Ricky your vase in concert? Yeah, progress, that's right in constant.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
This is funny when I say that about.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
I forgot that show happened while we were gone or
is special. It's just you know, he's just doing a
it's not an album. It's just him talking for seventy minutes.

Speaker 8 (01:03:14):
It's his newest thing. I'm sure it'll be out in
like six months. Or whatever on Netflix, and it's it's
classic Ricky Gervais. You know, he's talking about taboo topics
and stuff. But it was so it's so weird to
like because the whole time he's doing is like I
was kind of thinking I could do that. Not that
he's not extremely talented. Uh, but there's this girl behind
me who's clearly been dragged there by her boyfriend, and
the entire time she's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Going, oh my god, did he just say that?

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
Yeah, where do you think you are?

Speaker 13 (01:03:40):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
I think I think we're jet we're a little jada
jaded because we are having exposed to this stuff for
twenty five years. We've heard the worst of the worst
from people even worse than Ricky worst quote unquote.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Then we're Ricky Gervas. But to like to hear like
a twenty two year old be like and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Their first exposures.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Exposure therapy, it was nice.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Yeah, Yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
We have a brand new Redneck News and Dan we'll
do some woody show cardn arc show, if your house.

Speaker 8 (01:04:11):
Became a fixer upper after you bought it?

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Rightneck Foods.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
And Today's Redneck News is from Lawrence, Kansas. Oh no,
that's where University of Kansas is. Yeah, okay college, that's
where things He got real classy the Casey's General Store, which,
for those unfamiliar, it's basically the Midwest version of seven
to eleven with a pizza that taste like regret. Sure
like it's a good idea when you're drunk. Yeah, and

(01:04:40):
they did have a really good breakfast pizza at one point.
I'm not sure they still have that anyway. Cops recalled
because this dude later identified as Zion Eisenheart cool for
a name. He was refusing to leave the gas station
bathroom and he brought his dog in there with him,
and when the officers showed up, they found him butt naked,
not exactly in a operator of mood.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Things went off the rails from there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
He refused to comply with the commands, and when they
went to arrest him, he went full WWE mode. He
started to fight the officers. He was, as I say, tased,
not phased. They tased him twice, but he just kept
fighting and he didn't just take it out on the cops.

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
You guys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
During all the chaos, he bit his own dog that
on the ear and on the neck. The dog named
Smoky in case you wonder, Smokey is okay. Was turned
over to the Lawrence Humane Society. But it was all
said and done. Multiple officers were injured. One end up
in the hospital where he was treated for a human
bite wound. Zion taking to jail, charged with the salt

(01:05:42):
and battery on a police officer, lude lascivious behavior, and
on a con of the biting. Was also ordered to
undergo testing for infectious diseases.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
I'm not sure how those turned out, but here's his mugshot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
He's We're actually wearing a T shirt that says I
work hard so my dog can have a better life.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Here's a Oh, it's like bright, I love that shirt.
It's Zion.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
I think the dog his dog is a pity pity.

Speaker 11 (01:06:08):
Yeah, it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Looks like he looks like a TV character from like
a nineties like Dazed and Confused water Hippie. I go,
that's from Lawrence, Kansas, says Zion Eisenheart, who was naked,
biting and fighting police officers and dogs the Casey's General Store.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
In that is today's rad me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
We're gonna take a quick break and then we're gonna
have card narks. I might die, Agent Sebastian, here's a
good question for Sea Bass. Does Sea Bass's back ever
hurt from sucking his own.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Deeds in you say there? Well, actually answering questions.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Sorry triggered you your superior reaction videos. I guess pretty
honest with such logic. Yeah, all right here, Casey's pizza rules.
And yes they still have the breakfast pizza. That's that's
the one. That's the one. I will take up for
the breakfast pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
I thought the other pizza was.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Gets gas station pizza. You get what you get. Yeah,
nothing wrong with that it right now though we tried
the seven eleven pizza. Not terrible for the price point
for what it is, for what it is, That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
They have a barbecue brisket slow smoked with.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
It came about that cases case I don't remember that
being an option. It's back for a limited time.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
That's why I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Show we're back at it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
It is the Woodie showing good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Thank you for joining us, Agent Sebastian and the cardinar.
What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do. When the
card what you're gonna do, What you're gonna do Whens
is filmed alongside them, Man and women of Cardnarcs List
of discretion. Sure people have called the cop. Sure people

(01:08:12):
have pulled guns and knives and other weapons, maybe even
chase them, tried to fight them, punch them in the face.

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
Let's all been tried, but never sued. No, so to say,
so it's a fault. And I mean, now I'm attempting fate.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
Try about. You can try.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
He's gonna go through anybody, ready, But anyway, so, just
trying to get people do the right thing. Return the
shopping carts after they use them, either to the car
corral or back to the front of the store. That's
what the cart Narcs floor. It's only one, but it
takes on multiple personalities as we hear sometimes in these clips,
and just trying to get people do that right thing.
But the confrontation always ensues and they spend way more

(01:08:44):
time arguing about putting the cart back, and they would
actually just putting the cart back in the first place.
I can't walk, So, Agent Sebastian, what do you got
for us?

Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
So this is an issue where a happens all the time,
where a lady and a gentleman had left a cart
in the walkway between the big handicapped spots out front,
in the front of the store.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Oh yeah, Now, I always am aware that. Okay, the
person in the handicaps, but they may not be able
to take their car back.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
I get that.

Speaker 8 (01:09:09):
However, in this case, the guy, the male passenger who
gives me all the lip you're about to hear, fully
able bodied, probably five nine bit husky at two fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
But he was fully able bodied.

Speaker 8 (01:09:20):
And they decided, you know what, I don't want to
walk it back the extra twenty five feet, throw it
in the front of the store. I'm gonna drop it
right in that walkway so that when your grandma gets
out of her car and has her walker, she can
break her she could trip, break her hips, she could
die that He never.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Hear thinks breaking a hip will hasten your town.

Speaker 8 (01:09:35):
So I walk up to this guy and politely and
calmly say, hey man, I gonna help take care of this.
And let's see how he reacts.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Really were we hit it?

Speaker 13 (01:09:44):
Hit it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Well? I'm the cart narks. So what I do is
I help folks realize that they have the power within themselves.
Nine This says lazy bones on board, going on the
back here, so beat chair.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
Stuff, touch some nests out here. I'm gonna show you
cut some neil.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Are you show me how to return a cart? What's
gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Then?

Speaker 13 (01:10:02):
All right?

Speaker 16 (01:10:03):
I got one that says a litter bug, I'm not
being crazy. The crazy person is the one who, oh,
don't litter, sir, You littered on the ground.

Speaker 8 (01:10:10):
So it tells me to take it, tells me shut up,
take you dolls me a bit. Here's the thing, too,
is if he had said that and said would you
please do it? I would have said yes, but you
do it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
But do you do that right away? Like do you
give up on the confrontation immediately? Like if somebody says
can you please do it?

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
If someone says I'm sorry, would you take that back
from me?

Speaker 5 (01:10:34):
Or not even I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Like would you take that back?

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
You know? Oh I didn't realize that you did that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
You know that was a service.

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Because how they learned their lesson, Well, it's well they've.

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Learned their lesson with through remorse shame because if they
but but the defiance that we've heard there about shut
my bitch ass up raw, So he gets out, he
takes that first magnet that says, I don't return our
shopping kart like a George throws it on the ground.
So I go to apply a second magnet where he
can't see, which is also known as the thing make out,
I don't even magnet. He has to walk around only

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to find out there's no magnet there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Will you come over here and take the car back, sirt? No, No,
I'm the car nark.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
Sir.

Speaker 16 (01:11:13):
It's a different if it's a different job, it's a
different job here. But to put the little bug magnet.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
On over here?

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Okay, see it, sir, let's go for the fake out, sir. Yeah, sir,
he fell up for the fake out.

Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
I didn't do it that time you come up. That's right,
I'm gonna beat your ass to mother effort. You may
have heard in the back I think, yeah, a six
year old saying it's the color.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
You could hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Whish again. This guy real class act.

Speaker 8 (01:11:39):
It shows you what some people who don't take their
cards back are because it's mother f this f you
that society, and there's kids around. He's again, he's at
this point he's threatening to violently hurt me, which is
against the law, but he didn't care whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
It's it's all about his ego.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:11:54):
And I point this out that you know, if if
I allowed you to hit me and beat me up,
there are consequences to that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Don't do that on camera.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
You'll go to jail. Why not, sir?

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
We'll come over, sir. You want me to do it
or not?

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
A yes or no?

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Do you want me to do it? Be a man,
a man to take a couple, be a man to
take a card.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Back, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
It's not about it's not about fighting, sir, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
Car like a joy rider, take you somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, I mean that's toxic, masculating. Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
It's not the manly thing is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
As I pointed out to him, a real man takes
his card back. No, No, A real man gets into fights.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Care about jal man puts another man in a cart, Yeah,
I don't care about jails. You can profile. Do you
think this guy's been to jail. I think he's been, yes,
I not prison, jail. Yes, So he's not afraid to go, right,
he's he's he's like, you know what if he doesn't
come home on a weekend, his family's like, oh, okay,
I know why.

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
Okay, yeah, well touch a poe call.

Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
So now he says, you put me in the car,
which again he's not a huge guy, but he definitely
wants to fight. So I kind of just kind of
go to log over the logical logistics.

Speaker 14 (01:13:06):
Of that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Car. You can't lift that much. Why do you keep running?
I'm not here to fight you. I'm not here to
fight you. I'm not here to fight you, sir. I'm
here to get you to take your car back.

Speaker 16 (01:13:18):
Now you're blocking, so I'm not trying to I'm trying to,
im tind of a conversation, trying to converse.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
That's the point, sir. Why aren't you trying to listen
to me? How you do it?

Speaker 13 (01:13:30):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
He's laughing at you, sir. Some guy walked up, pointing
him the last thing he wants.

Speaker 13 (01:13:35):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:13:37):
Unfortunately, at this point his his The lady who's driving
the car had like every time he get out to
it's gonna threaten me and whatever. My bitch ass she
like kind of had inched forward when now she's blocking
all the traffic. So at that point I got hands off,
which unfortunately kind of makes him feel like he won
because I like you heard him there every time. I
every time, I just took a step back. What's what,
bitch yep?

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Okay we're standing in. Yeah, like what I'm going to do?

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
What do you think is gonna happen?

Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
So o for one in this round of what do
you show cart Narks? Which brings us back to cart
Narks in the media. You guys remember the show nine
to one one. This is a Hulu with Angela Bassett
and others. It follows the police and the fire around
Los Angeles, and they had an entire Cartnarks episode last year. Uh,
they have come back that that character has returned. Apparently

(01:14:22):
he's so annoying YouTube guy cool cart cop. Well, this
is this is the this is the original cart cop
episode they aired last year.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Hello Justice fans, cart Cop here with a new edition map.

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
That's yours? It's a magnet for parking or like a Shirkert.
There is no need for profanity. Okay, I mean that
was the whole Yeah, yeah, it was the phone number
on that magnet, the same one that was texting in
all those things. Now that for troll that would have
been the second, like third and fourth tier trolley guy

(01:15:00):
was but that was a homage.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Great.

Speaker 15 (01:15:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
In that episode, the cart cop gets his ass beat
a spoiler alert by a cart wrangler like an old
man at the store. So what is it saying, I
don't return my shopping cart like a what they call
it a shirker. If you watch this show now on one,
it's not good. But they brought the cart cop back
where there was a case where again Angela Bassett shows

(01:15:25):
up because she's the cop and she shows him to
an apartment complex because someone ripped from the Woody show
headlines is taking too long with their.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Laundry in the laundry room. Oh yeah, we were just
talking about recently.

Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
And so now one of the one of the residents
is taken upon himself to be the laundry police. And
so Angela Bassett shows up and who does she find
it the apartment complex but the cart cup.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
Oh my god, l A. P. D.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Graham from card cop to laundry police. I feel like
your backslide. Well, my therapist says that the cart cop
was a mask. I was policing others to control my
own demons. If you are reformed, then why was that
called here for stolen chock straps of the cart narc

(01:16:13):
It's not making me want to watch that show. It's
it's half a step up from a soap opsk. The
acting in the dialogue sounds like those training videos that
we have to do for the company, which those corporate
training videos. It's a fun watch.

Speaker 8 (01:16:28):
It's very dumb and like kind of serious, kind of
funny obviously with the cart cop thing, so uh, they're
going over you. There's this one beat, this meathead who
called the cop on the cart cop the real police
and the cart cop, and she and he are breaking
down the rationale of why he would be policing people
leaving their laundry at the laundry room for too long.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
That meat head is a repeat shirt Gert.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
There are two hundred and fifty five units in this
building scant washer dryers, and when you abandon your clothes
for hours, they're by im beating the flow of laundry.
You set the whole social order on us fin cycle
into the EBITs.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
You know, you need to get that man his clothes back.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Okay, that does sound like something that he would say.
What do you tell you, hey, u sea beasts? Why
did you go through all the trouble of getting a
sign professionally printed up, laminated, put on you know whatever
this was, that he could bring that and hang in
different areas of the apartment building where he lives. It
would be an explanation like.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
That, because the the go to would be why are
you wasting your time on laundry? Why do you care
what other people do with their laundry. It's for the
greater goal.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
And it's been cycle into the abyss. And if I
might say this doesn't happen in Japan, Nope, it They
have magical timers, laundry and people. They're conscientious and they
keep things in utter and it's evident when you step
foot off that plane.

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
All right, I propose that the Woody Show is an
episode of nine one one radio show.

Speaker 8 (01:17:52):
They don't have a yeah, and then we interviewed the
annoying YouTube. We can meet the actor this great yeah,
Angela Baskett, it'll be like Monster Craig Jenny. All right,
So what happens is so Angela Bassett has has a
talk with the cart cop against is on nine one one.
You can check it out on Hulu, and but she
comes back because there's a stolen ladies underwear. And now

(01:18:16):
the cart cop says, oh, I'm not I'm not involved
in this. There must have been something else. And then
something happens.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
What I say about stealing my stuff? Your anger is misplaced.

Speaker 5 (01:18:25):
I said I beat your ass, didn't I?

Speaker 7 (01:18:27):
WHOA just asked today, ma'am, this little freak stole my
girl's panties.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
Sauce my heart.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
I did not tamper with your Look. Where are you
going to clear my name?

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Now yes, stace as spoiler the so the cart cop
he's clearing his name because he's thought of. They think
he steals this girl's panties. And then there's an explosion.

Speaker 8 (01:18:51):
Why good episode? So bigger problems merge. It's not just
stolen panties. Angela bast to deal with a giant explosion
that blows out the second floor.

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
That happens like how you said, it's a step above
a sobar far below. It's really bad. Well, there is
a card car.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
You do what you're going to do, not only just
does aspiring people to return their cars inspiring. Never talked
to me, never heard any of this. Don't do that
on camera. You'll go to jail.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Why not, sir?

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
You want me to do it or not agree?

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
Yes or no? Do you want me to do it?

Speaker 16 (01:19:36):
Be a man, then you a man to take a couple,
Be a man to take a card.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Back, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
It's not about it's not about fighting, sir. That's so, sir.
The car.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Is great.

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
H o abel.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Garbage day not garbage here people.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
Hey, don't forget. We have trash day, not trash weed.
It's not every once in a while did they leave
it out for an extra day. It's the Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
So coming back from the Disney cruise, we got off
the ship in Vancouver, BC. Everybody got on different flights depending.
I got out super early. I took the earliest thing
I could that I thought I could make, and we did.
So we left it like ten thirty in the morning
was our flight. Amazing off the boat and got the
hell out of.

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
There and got home.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Greg Sammy, Tim Martinez all took connecting flights on purpose,
even though there were direct flights back.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:20:40):
And I I've never understood.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Why people would opt when there are direct options, Like
why you would opt for a connecting flight and somebody goes, well,
I don't want to drive to the other airport, that
has the direct flight, because you know, whatever you say.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
It completely true. Ye save the aggravation, and what's the
what what aggravation? Traffic track can't take it? I can't
take it, okay, Rather have a layover where I can
have another drink so and get some work done.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
It's funny because this happened, and you can clearly you
can do whatever you want, and I will.

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
I'll judge.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
I'll judge, you know. But just one of those things like, man,
if there's direct, that's what I'm doing. If there's no
direct and you have to connect, well, then of course
I will connect because I have no other option.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
But this this popped up and maybe the phone's listening
or whatever. Probably, But one of those things poor ideas
for quote saving time, And one of the number one
things on there was booking a connecting flight to save
time or money because you signed up for potential delays,
layovers and tight connections.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
But I would never once think of that as a
time saver. I think of it as adding.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
People go like, oh, well, the traffic to get to
the other airport that has the direct flights. You're trying
to save yourself the time in that track, you're trying
to beat the system. But in other words, now it's like,
not only are you having to like fly somewhere, wait,
get on another plane, and you've introduced all these other factors.
Where's the where's the other plane coming in from?

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
Is it delayed?

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Or you're playing gonna leave and you're gonna miss your
connect like you're introducing all these other elements to it,
which is one of the things. I'm like, man, I
don't that's the stress I don't want. Yeah, or suddenly
your connecting place has bad weather.

Speaker 5 (01:22:18):
Oh right, So that's why I would never think of
it as a timesaver.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
So that was that was one of the things on
the list. The other thing is multitasking poor ideas for
saving time because they say you do everything slower and dumber. Yes, yeah,
coffee quality. They mentioned how studies show multitasking lower sufficiency
and increases mistakes, and so now you're rereading, redoing, re
explaining everything, yep, which makes sense. I never thought about

(01:22:42):
it that way. I would have thought, you know, multitask gone,
you're saving time, and everyone thinks they're a better multitasker
than they are.

Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Watching a two minute YouTube tatorial instead of reading the manual. Yeah,
it depends on how the it's written. That too minute
tutorial turns into ten videos later and you still don't
know which button initializes the calibration sequences.

Speaker 9 (01:23:06):
Okay, that would be true actually sometimes because one thing
you don't find out is the thing you need to know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
There are other things on here about like DIY projects.
Sure you know, like even more on the saving money part,
like I'd rather just buy my appreciate right, do you
really know what you're doing?

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
It only cost me a few thousand dollars in a
carpet repair when my bathroom toilet flooded. The bathroom flood Yeah,
when you're putting the butt washing toilet set in.

Speaker 8 (01:23:33):
But I was replacing the entire bowl and I nicked
the supply line and it flooded. I got them on
the I was on the ground floor. It's gonna be
bad news for everybody involved.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Let me tell you, dude, how nice it was coming
home to butt washing toilet seats after not having them
for your luxury like you do miss you do miss
that that little luxury.

Speaker 5 (01:23:54):
Well yeah, yeah, so much wiping.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Oh who's got time?

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Needs so much?

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
So much toilet paper. I know your life.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
I missed it because now she can do everything she
wants to do with you, because oh yes, eight seven
four weeks send us a text?

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
Why did I miss it?

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Down there to nine eighty seven more. Winnie Show is next.

Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
You know, the Woody Show. I don't care why you
listening beause you love it listening. As long as you're listening,
this is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
All right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's Tuesday. It is
the Woody Show. Back from our Disney Alaska vacation. I'm
more to share on that coming up a little bit
later on. Also, we'll be calling the grand prize winner.
Everybody who sent over their their keywords and got qualified
with the three hundred dollars Disney gift card. They're waiting
for that phone call this morning to find out if

(01:24:59):
they're the winner of the Cruise for four, the Disney
Alaska Cruise seven night, or just like we just did. Yeah,
so that's coming up a little bit later. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Wood He can say,
it's a text over to two two nine eight seven.
It's June third. Today is European Bicycle Day. Me what's
the European bicycle like in Europe? I do enough if

(01:25:21):
it was, like, is it something different? Like is it
style like high handlebars? It doesn't look that cool. Greg
Gory says Insect Repellent Awareness Day, be aware, it's National
chocolate macaroon Day, bit or miss National egg Day. It's

(01:25:41):
National simp Day. So if you're simping for something, right,
simp Like, isn't somebody's caping?

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
Same thing?

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
Simper short for But it's a stupid internet word that
gets overused, right, right, But what does it mean?

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
Like a beta guy?

Speaker 5 (01:25:57):
Well, is it simp is like caping? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
I thought you translated short?

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
Yeah, I thought so.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Like defending you're you're a blind defender, You're such a simple.

Speaker 8 (01:26:08):
Is being affecting, affectively coy or ingratiating, so like over
the top subservient. So yeah, this is very much like
a loser guy who's always trying to beg for a girl.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:26:21):
Also, today is World Cider Day.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
I love my favorite? Oh no, please, what's your favorite
Dixon Dixon cider?

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
Oh that sounds pretty I mean we.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Grew up with it, yeah, you know, in high school
the College.

Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
Deld Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Every time cider comes up, you're going to get the
cider the law and so yeah, you know what, and
we enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
I enjoy it every time.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Don't worry, he'll text us about it. Yeah, go ahead
and draft a text to see the update on that.
What is that?

Speaker 13 (01:26:50):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:26:51):
For folks who don't know, there was this guy who's
been trolling the show by texting and certain things over
the year.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Bass multiple number and he but he.

Speaker 8 (01:26:58):
Then cloned the number spoof number as I was from
the card narks right right, right, of course I would
never be stupid enough to because it's googleable.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, okay. But the person who brought
this to light because he's so smart is born. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:27:10):
Well, now, anytime anything negative comes in about the show,
Bort replies, thanks Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Yeah yeah, but we said, we even said, because thanks
to all your texting, it's the boy who cried wolf.
Yeah you assume you were.

Speaker 8 (01:27:22):
Now we just assume no, no, no, now we just
assume it's all from you. But see that means that
this troll has won now twice. Well he's a real winner.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
We all can agree. Is in your heads?

Speaker 8 (01:27:31):
Double gold star for you did not only did this
troll away the first time for through four years of
texting thinking making you think it was me?

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
You think that anyone who has anything critical to say
is me? No, no, And by the way, why do
you think we have the crossroads? Like I enjoy those
types of texts, I just didn't think it was gonna
be coming from the inside. Well, and it's obvious when
it's you, oh yeah, oh here it comes, which was
never proved. Okay, okay, yeah, okay, you guys doing hi boy.

Speaker 17 (01:27:58):
I just want to point out that not only was
that person so unintelligent, they're not even reading who the
text are from, saying thanks Sea Bass, even though they're
using the same text chat to talk to us back
and forth and read the same text because we all
have a different signature under name.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
It's not just be doing it. Everybody's saying thanks Sea Bass,
so you can't read he's gotten into all of your
brain And what's again just another example of Sea Bass,
who loves to talk about himself in the third person.
But I'm looking at some of these texts, like the replies,
and it's something that has nothing to do with me,
clearly not my number. Wow, he's getting It.

Speaker 12 (01:28:33):
Was your intention to begin with, to get into our
heads by texting in like that, but I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
He loves he loves the levels we've like he he
likes levels on levels and when it comes to certain things,
when it comes to this kind of stuff. So think
about this. He texted in as a different person. He's
responding now to the person or addressing the situation about
the person as another persons. So many levels the.

Speaker 8 (01:29:00):
Other level of this. Of course, I knew you guys
Google because Menace has been googling numbers for days years. Yeah, okay,
Mennis been googling.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
Researching numbers for.

Speaker 13 (01:29:11):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
We're just basically saying the truth. He's flying. It's very
I enjoy all of it personally. How many voices are
inside his head?

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
I don't know. At least that's a party. That's a party,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Anyway, you can send your text if you'd like. Sea
Bass over to two to nine eight seven. We got
the birthday. It's got the porn of birthday coming up
here in just a few minutes. First, Menace, what's happening
with entertainment? Well, Mission Impossible came out. We all know
that people can't stop talking about how aggressive Tom Cruise
is when it comes to eating popcorn. Have you seen this?

Speaker 5 (01:29:45):
Here's what I thought was cool.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
I thought it was cool that he went to the
movie theater and he was hanging out with all the
employees at the theater and just talking movies. And he's
sitting there having this like cool calm conversation as he's
just like killing some popcorn popcorn.

Speaker 7 (01:29:57):
They said that he ate up to three buckets of popcorn.
But it's almost as if he's punching himself in the face.
He's throwing that much popcorn into his mouth that aggressively.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
So check that out.

Speaker 7 (01:30:08):
If you haven't seen it, just go to YouTube and
type in Tom Cruise popcorn. You'll be able to see
what we're talking.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
About this week.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
Also, let's talk dinosaur bones guys. Chicago, they have a
famous museum called Field Museum. But there's a new exhibit
coming to town and it's coming to town next year.
You have a whole year to prepare. It is medicine
talking about Pokemon fossils exhibit.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
It's like dinosaur bones, but Pokemon characters. Wait, so, Greg
and Sammy and Gina, you mean to tell me that
you guys didn't hear about this at least three times
on the cruise.

Speaker 7 (01:30:46):
Now it was so wildly popular that they haven't even
sold tickets yet.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
You have to sign up just to be able to
buy tickets. Man, the whole year in advance is a
charizard fossil.

Speaker 7 (01:31:02):
Yes, so you can go check that out, you know,
get your plane tickets if you don't near, live nearby,
and plan your whole.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Trip around it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:11):
Also another thing that you might have missed an announcement
by Kanye West. He has announced that he is done
with being anti semitic.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
He's done with it.

Speaker 7 (01:31:23):
This is like the Taylor Swift air. Yeah, he says, God,
forgive me for the pain that I have caused. I
forgive those who have caused me pain. So he's not
claiming full responsibility. Says thank you God, you hate me.
You followed up with I simply got a FaceTime from
my kids probably saying please stop and I want to

(01:31:45):
save the world again. So if you miss that announcement,
Kanye West no longer anti semitic. You can't get those
t shirts anymore that he available on his website.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
You have to make your own.

Speaker 8 (01:31:55):
It's weird because like his wife, Kim Kardashian is finally
at least passing law school. He passed the bar yet,
and he's out here. His big accomplishment is no longer
wearing hoods and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Well, moving on to movies now, it's been very dry. Sorry, sorry, yes,
I taking a EPISODEA Right in the middle of the
end of the Kanye conversation, did you guys see the
video where Bill Hayter was on like some He was
doing like a like a one on one panel or
fireside chat as they'd like to say, And they were
talking about south Park and the fish Sticks Sticks was

(01:32:29):
a writer for south Park from Yeah, and he was
talking about how that wasn't about calling Kanye gay. They
had this whole fish Sticks thing kind of like planned out,
and they're like, which well known celebrity would have the
least amount of sense of humor wouldn't get it? They
found the person they thought of was Kanye West, and
sure as how, then there's all these clips like after

(01:32:50):
that came out, the Kanye fish Sticks episode of him
going like well and he put it in. He put
like lyrics and songs about that. He was like every
time he'd do an interv he was like addressing the
South Park thing about well, just because I wore my
I was the first to wear a pink sweatshirt hunt
and skinny jeans, it doesn't mean.

Speaker 5 (01:33:07):
I'm gay, dude. It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
They weren't calling you gay. The whole thing was just
to troll you for not having a sense of humor.
I'm Bill Hayter's like, we couldn't have picked a more
perfect person if he came obsessed with it so funny. Well,
you know, it's been pretty dry in the movie scene lately.
There haven't been like a lot of great movies out there.

(01:33:28):
But Cruz had to come save us. I know, right.

Speaker 7 (01:33:31):
But in the next three months, over twenty nine films
are going to be released, and some are gonna be
I know what you did last summer, Ballerina did John
Wick spin off. You also have How to Train a
Dragon f one movie, which I'm super excited about, Megan
two point zero Rip, You have Jurassic World, Readbirth, Superman,

(01:33:54):
The Fantastic Four, First Steps, The Naked Gun, and Freak
Your Friday, Sammy Ray, I want.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
To see Naked Gun? And what was that? What was
the second movie you mentioned?

Speaker 7 (01:34:05):
The second movie was Ballerina. Yeah, yeah, the job, because
is he in that it's like a prequel thing.

Speaker 5 (01:34:11):
I think, I don't know. Apparently he is in it, remember.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
For like two seconds. Yeah yeah, Megan nice og ruled.

Speaker 7 (01:34:20):
But my question is what is going to be the
blockbuster bomb of the summer. No, I'm guessing Fantastic four,
Like they tried this thing so many times.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
Yeah, it's got Pedro Pascal.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
Yeah that's so true.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
Yeah, I mean did you watch the trailer for it?

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
It looks underwhelming for sure.

Speaker 13 (01:34:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:34:42):
Again, I think as people finally have we talked about
superhero fatigue for years and years and years.

Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
And you're seeing it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
I mean that we were just talking about that earlier
in the year about like, you know what, maybe we
should focus on quality as opposed to quantity.

Speaker 5 (01:34:54):
Can't even keep track of Well.

Speaker 8 (01:34:55):
If I may make a prediction, that's what I think
AI is actually going to be great because it's going
to bring more realism to things. People will value stuff
that's not cartoons and computer generated They they'll value things
this face to face in real life stuff. Yes, you
look at it, going like wow, I think it was
actually done by human.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Being, right.

Speaker 8 (01:35:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:35:13):
The founder of Reddit who is also married to Serena Williams.
He's always online talking about the future of what everything's
going to be, and he says the future when it
comes to AI stuff, the future will be live sports.
That's the stuff that's going to dominate because.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
What's already kind of that way as far as like
getting people to watch television.

Speaker 7 (01:35:32):
Yeah, but he says, like in any form, so like
let's say, uh, you know when you see on ESPN
three when they're doing those tag competitions where they're running
through obstacle courses.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
And stuff like that, that's going to be the whole Well,
he's just going.

Speaker 8 (01:35:45):
To say any type of live sport, a lot of anything,
like because people talk about music and how that it's
not making any money to do with streaming. But we
talked about also too. All these festivals are jam packed.
People want to go out and do things in real life.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Yeah, we outside experience.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:00):
All right, well, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Minute, no problems. Time to check in on the birthdays
and your birthday show.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
We're gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:36:11):
We're gonna sit like it's and you know, we don't.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Do man I dug and I Dug. There's like three
three celebrity birthdays worth mentioning. All right, and we're gonna
start with CNN host and the main character in Greg
Gory's Wet Dreams, Anderson Cooper, who is fifty eight.

Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
He's too white for you, right, Oh he's growing. Now,
what if what if Mario gets gray hair?

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
Because I know, I know, be come younger, but like
if he gets great hair, like will you be if
he if he becomes.

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
Like a silver fox already is getting gray hair. That's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Are you gonna get into some Grecian formula?

Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
Oh, he'll handle that on his own.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
Anderson Cooper is fifty eight years old today.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
He's kind of like the Sami type guy, like rat
like point, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Point.

Speaker 5 (01:37:01):
Have brown hair anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
You have to have chestnut brown hair for.

Speaker 5 (01:37:04):
Sam as you know, skinny.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
He's not real. Well, I mean I see why you
would think that.

Speaker 12 (01:37:11):
He's my type, because yeah, he definitely should be.

Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
But no, I don't know why he's not.

Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
Probably because he's gay. Yeah, yeah, that might ruin it.

Speaker 12 (01:37:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
Tennis champ Raffia on Nadal.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
He has beaten Roger Federer ten of the fourteen times
they played in a Grand Slam match. He is thirty
nine years old today and former First Lady Jill Biden.
I'm sorry, doctor Jill Biden is seventy four today. Your
porno birthday is Serena Santos and today's birthday.

Speaker 13 (01:37:43):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
She's been on her back more than a mechanic deal
to transmission two hundred and fifty two fine films, including
My Stepsister Found My Porn and wants to show me
her favorite position. She was in a double the Dildo's
Double the Fun Volume one.

Speaker 5 (01:37:59):
Surely.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Serena also in I Have an Appetite for something tight.
She was in one very very Wet Day, Volume one.
Also come all ye unfaithful and who can forget her
unforgetable role in Hey you drop those panties?

Speaker 14 (01:38:16):
Just do that?

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Do that?

Speaker 5 (01:38:19):
Hey you?

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
That's Serena Santos, who is twenty eight years old today,
a man A Chripporo birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
is a Tuesday morning, look at what is happening in
the world of entertainment.

Speaker 15 (01:38:31):
You're on the Woody Showbuila wouldn't approve the Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (01:38:36):
All right? Well, first day back after the cruise, Yeah,
that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
Tuesday Podcast waiting for you just go to the woodieshow
dot Com got caught up on a lot of things.
Awarded the grand prize winner for the Disney Alaska Cruise,
all five of the keywords and everything.

Speaker 5 (01:38:52):
Well, we called the grand prize winner today. They were
very excited. We're happy for them because the cruise was awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Yes, everything and more. Yeah, so you can find everything
else that we did today on the Tuesday podcast, also
the fifteen to thirty minute podcast by.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
Going to the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Coming up for you tomorrow on Wednesday, we have something
called Woody Show Crossfire where this canna be Hammer and
Hank and half Bags. There was a show on CNN
years ago called cross Guard. Introduce a topic and then
you know, the two guys on the show would would.

Speaker 5 (01:39:26):
Chop it up.

Speaker 2 (01:39:26):
Usually one's from the right, the other one was from
the left. Well, this one it's hammered Hank and then
half Bake, who pays a lot of attention to the news.

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
Yeah, we've got that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
Anything else that we could think of between now and then,
plus whatever you got on the after hours voicemail which
you're leaving at eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:39:41):
Woodie. Also make sure you find us and follow us
on social media at the Woody Show. Yeah yeah, all right,
Greig Cory parting words and wisdom. Please yeah, keep in
mind that sometimes getting out of bed can ruin your
entire day.

Speaker 2 (01:39:55):
True, I mean you made the mistake of getting out
of bed. Yeah yeah, and says there go, man, where
did today go wrong?

Speaker 5 (01:40:03):
The rest?

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
You know where I made that mistake was waking up
all right, first day back after Even though last week
was busy, it was this morning was a little rough.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch you
back here on Wednesday. Have a great day, s MD,

(01:40:27):
double M. I quit this bitch.