FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 5th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion,
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. Ay, good morning, everybody, morning Woody.
It is Thursday. It's June the fifth, twenty twenty five.
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show. I'm Moddy.
That's Greg Gory, Hi, wood Menace, good morning, Good morning,

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Woody Son, Gina grem Good morning. The sea mass is here.
We've got Sammy Morgan is here, our associate producer who's
also taken your calls, Von our video producer. He is
here and on the job today. I can't bring him down.
He's too high, all right. And then we got we
got bored and Menji in the Woody Show production department,
gangs all here. You can be a part of the

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show this morning, calling in at eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four. Woody sent us a
text over to two to nine eight seven coming up
on the show this morning, of course, all the trending
news headlines. Also another Thursday round of where we get
to go through different songs, and today it's rock bands

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that don't deserve the hate. Oh okay, see if you
agree or disagree, rock bands that don't deserve the hate.
If you'd like to have one nominated, you can send
one over on the text over to two to nine
eight seven gots entertainment stuff, Birthday's porn of Birthday all
coming up here on the Woody Show. This is kind

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of weird. Twenty four year old woman fluent in English
since childhood, suddenly lost her ability to speak the language
after a brain hemorrhage. What is she speaking then, Well,
she's a woman in China, but she was fluent in English.
She studied English in college, used it daily, then noticed
the issue when she could respond in English during a conversation.

(02:20):
It was linked somehow, you know, her brain stored the
second language differently, and she had this brain hemorrhage. So
you've heard the ones that we've talked about him before. Yeah,
where like all of a sudden, I woke up at
some other kind of weird accent. Yeah, so all of
a sudden, I woke up and I'm from the York,

(02:43):
from the South. Hey ya, I used to speak like
then now all of a sudden from the York. Yeah. Yeah,
So I've never believed those stories.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, but like brain injuries are wild man happens to people. Yeah,
you can.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Probably relearn it pretty easily.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
That sucks.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
So you spend your whole life learning something that's just gone.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Is Is English a difficult language to learn? I would
say yes, Chinese is really hard to learn.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
But we have a lot of exceptions to the rules.
So you think you're learning everything and it's like, but
that's not right, and that's not right. So from what
I hear, it's hard because we have so many exceptions
to the rules.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
But there's that in every language, right, I don't know,
I would think, So, how's that Japanese coming? You were
supposed to be learning Japanese.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
It's coming on quite well. In fact, you could say
it's bueno.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, But you had said, like two years ago, year
and a half, okay, Well, SeaBASS had said all he goes,
by the end of the year, I will be fluent
in Japanese, and that was his goal. Typically when he
has a project like that, he's pretty good about So
are you just finding it difficult?

Speaker 6 (03:47):
I just don't. But I don't spend a lot of
time on it. It's in my rotation. So I have
like let's say twelve or fifteen books in my audible,
not a sponsor, but could be that on rotation and
the Japanese books are in that rotation. But like, I'll
maybe listen to a chapter a week, so it's not
like I've got a lot of stuff, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
By so many books at one time.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Because you know, like, well some of them are forty
five hours long, so you don't exactly exactly plow you
want to.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Binge it, I know, but like, you know, fifteen seems
to be like, how do you like? Here's how you
keep up? Because if you're so many different things, you
listen to one thing, God knows when you get back
around to the you know, number one out.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Of fifteen, Well, the reason why is because you like,
my plan is two books a month, and that's about
how fast I'm getting through them because like, yeah, like
I said, some of them are forty five hours long.
And if you're listening to you know, you're listen to
him in the gym and on in traveling, on flights
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, do you know who's crushing allegedly Randy p No.
I've heard him speak it.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
He used to work on the show. He used to
work on this show. Yeah, but he actually takes classes.
He's just somewhere. Yeah, and what is he trying to? Yeah,
what is he trying to? Like, what's the purpose? He's
just doing it just to do it, just to do it.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Maybe there's like motive, not that I know of, that's right,
But he does wants to.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Go to Japan. I think maybe next year.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Cool. So, here are the toughest languages according to Rosetta's Stone.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
And they got to be Chinese.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
And they take it by how long it takes on
average for people to learn in weeks. So hardest languages
they call these category four at least eighty weeks. Yes, Chinese,
both Chinese, Cantonese and.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Manner level nine thousand Arabic because that's.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Again mahaba, fully different alphabet. I mean, I guess there's
some Arabic words we use, but not many. Japanese is
in there as well as Korean. Those are your five
or four hardest languages to learn.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
The language I really hate And I realized that when
we were flying back from Vancouver. French and it's very
People say it's a beautiful language. I don't find it
to I don't find it to be beautiful. I don't know,
it's kind of grating to me, maybe because it's to me,
I get word association away, it's it's accent association. I
feel like it's smug or douchey oh see. I think

(06:04):
it's an attractive language to hear, but I think it's wimpy.

Speaker 5 (06:07):
Also, French, the accent is different than French, and you
might not like the French Canadian accent.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Chinese is just gross to listen to, Like, it's just hard,
it's harsh. Yeah, and why is everybody yelling yeah loud?

Speaker 6 (06:21):
They say that, well, and it's not like it has
to do with the consonants and what you use. Like
Germanic opera is traditionally known as being very awful and
harsh because it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Of k's and h's, you know. Well, it's compared to
French or Italian, which is more lyrical.

Speaker 8 (06:34):
And yeah, yeah, I mean the the only phrase I
learned in Chinese, and I guess it's Mandarin, is I
love you. And you have to have like a different
physiology to pronounce words like oin a what is it
o A like kind of like kind of like no,
like think of it as like n g u h like, no,

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it's so difficult.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
No, thank you, I bet you.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
You know if I'm sure we sound as silly as
like the if you think of a Christmas story the
whole far because they don't have l's like we do.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
That is what they are.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
I had a Japanese music teacher who would he would
make fun of himself for doing that.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I forgot to make a joke with that kind of Well,
it was cool back in the Christmas.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Story, right, Yeah, sixteen candles.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
Exactly again, it was hilarious about nineteen eighty nine, and
I don't like it, but it.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Just has to do it again. They don't they don't
grow up.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
They don't grow up learning language and has those sounds,
just like we don't grow up learning Yeah the Hebrew.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woody sent us a
text over to two nine eight seven. You made it,
and just in time, the Woody shows back and we
are into another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically
correct world. It is Thursday, Morgan's pre Friday. Yeah, it's

(07:59):
June the fifth, twenty twenty five. My name is Whatody does?
Greg Gordon h Menace is here? What is that courage
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At the Woodie Show, do that. Gina grad is here,
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associate producer. She is taking your calls. Good Morgan, good morning. Yeah.
You can also set us a text over to to

(08:20):
nine eight seven. Actually I wanted to. I wanted to
bring you in on this one, Morgan. Oh yes, you
are thirty gross and so yeah, people thirty years old
or older were asked a question about what's a sound
from your childhood that younger generations will never hear? Which
is funny to me because you know, people who are

(08:42):
thirty were born in nineteen ninety five. Wow, okay, I know, yeah,
but you're about to turn thirty one. So I was saying,
but like if nineteen ninety five was thirty years ago.
Now I know this because we're just doing the math
on Oh I graduated high school in ninety five. Oh wait,
this is the thirty year thirty years you know, which
I'm not going to but thirty that was thirty years ago.

(09:07):
What the nineties feels like it was ten years ago.
I never understood it when when people would say, like,
you know, I know I'm seventy, but I feel like
I'm forty. Yeah, what do you mean? How's that possible?
Can't be? And I'm not saying I'm old, but forty eight.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
You don't feel forty eight.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I don't feel forty eight. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
There was something that popped up my feet last night
and it showed like a clip of eminem Stand and
I said, this song came out twenty five years ago,
and I remember when I first heard that song. I
was at the radio station with my friend and we
like play that five times in a row. It's a
clear memory. I'm like, that was twenty four years ago.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Some of them is a grandfather yeah for real, you know,
talking about like Haley and all those songs back then
about his little daughter Haley. Yeah, and now she's a mom.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
What even when you have random memories of being a
kid and picturing your parents in those memories and they
were way younger than we are now. Yeah, yeah, that's
so weird. Core memory. For whatever reason, I don't know
why it was so burned into my brain. Is when
we had a fortieth birthday party for my stepfather and
it was all over the hill theme. Yeah, way that

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was Yeah, you know, like it was over next stop?
Was it God's Waiting Room? Right? But people were so
much older back then, they were ye. The top ten
modern rock alternative songs from nineteen ninety five, number ten
was elastica Connection, great song, so good. Bush had a

(10:45):
big year that year because that's when sixteen Stone came out,
So come Down was the number nine song of the year.
Alanis Moore set You Ought to Know is number eight
for the year. Probably that's also when that album came out,
Jagged Little Pill. I love that album Chair Tomorrow at
number seven. Number six was Oasis Live Forever. The number

(11:05):
five song of nineteen ninety five for modern rock and
alternative was Bush Everything Zen. Another one from sixteen Stone.
Oh Yeah, Green Day when I Come Around was number
four that year. Number three was Goo Goo Doll's Name
Better than Ezra Good was the number two song of
the year. The number one modern rock alternative song for
nineteen ninety five was Live Lightning Crashes.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Oh that was a good one.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, underrated, fun song about abortion, I know it was.
That's cool. Listen to.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
The flow cross whoa, that's very graphic.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, that's the lyrics.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
That's how it goes how the song goes.

Speaker 9 (11:41):
I think I heard that one back again.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, Bush was like so good, I mean still good,
still good, but so good live. Why don't you think
they never got to like a like a Green Day
type level.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Like like never ever went to me the stage.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Like arena band to this day.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Green Day went through a big period of time where man,
they couldn't they they couldn't get it hit, they couldn't
get arrested, you know. And then all of a sudden,
American Idiot came out that kind of put them back
on the map. But they were they Yeah, they started
opening for Blake. They were in Bush territory for a
long time there, and then American Idiot came out and
that changed thing because it was like American Idiot Boulevard

(12:26):
and Broken Dreams, Wake Me Up when September and you know,
I think the biggest thing.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
They had after a Sound of Winter, I think.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, but I mean even that wasn't like that was
not nearly as big as some of the other songs.
But the the one that you know, kind of helped
them out to also in the nineties was when they
were featured in the Seinfeld finale. Oh I forgot about
that this time of.

Speaker 8 (12:49):
Your life, you know, So there was that and when
it comes to Atlantis, is it just me? But I
think YadA Know is her worst song.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
It's not the best, and it's definitely not The Beasts.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
A million amazingly wonderful songs and that one is so
it doesn't it doesn't mean there's only a certain number
that could be really great. That's not one of them.
Head that's the most song.

Speaker 10 (13:10):
It was so groundbreaking at the time.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I love that song. That's not her best. That whole
album is great.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
The whole album is amazing, and.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
That's the one that everybody gravitates. I'm not an album
per se. Yeah, you know, I don't look at it as,
you know, a complete work of art. I like this song.
I like this song. Ed to be bumm. Now it's cool.
I mean, you can get any song you want, yeah,
the moment you want it, because it's going back. Let's
go back to nineteen ninety five. Those are the days
where you had to get a single, yeah, or a

(13:40):
CD single, or you had to wait and try to
record it off the radio and try to get it clean,
get it like right after it would go like you know,
you know whatever, but blah blah, but ninety eight point
three and then and then try to like UNPOs it, yeah,
to get to get just the song or like the
DJ out of it.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
But remember if you got to et cetera CD and
you waited long enough, there could be a secret song
at the end that was always the best.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yes, she did.

Speaker 11 (14:08):
So.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
People thirty years old or older were asked, what's a
sound from your childhood that younger generations will never hear?
And I have a couple of these songs. We'll see
how many you get, right, Morgan, I'm really curious about you.
People in this room I think will get well. Yeah,
I think even Samuel get.

Speaker 9 (14:23):
Wait, these are sounds or songs.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
These are gonna be sounds, Okay, So I'll give you
some other ones, like the sound of a cassette rewinding
faster and faster and faster into that final thump, you
know when you go to a place and the host
says smoking or non smoking. Wait, hold on. If you'd
like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.

(14:46):
And you would know that cassette sound.

Speaker 9 (14:48):
Yeah, I know cassettes. I played with cassettes as a kid.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh like relics the way I used to play with.
You know, my grandmother had a bunch of eight tracks, right,
exactly what does this do? Or you know vinyl?

Speaker 9 (14:58):
Yeah right, I didn't know what I was doing, and
I was playing with them though.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
That staticky sound from those stupid gray computer speakers, like
when a call was coming in. Oh yeah, remember that? Yep,
the sound of a quarter dropping into like an arcade game.
I love that sound, or into like a payphone. Yeah.
The squeak of the crank window on the car. Yeah,
the metal seat belt buckles, you remember that, Morgan?

Speaker 9 (15:24):
Oh yeah, I had a well, not my truck. My
dad had a truck where you had to manually roll
up and down the windows.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
There's still cars out there like that, guys. All right,
so let's let's see Morgan. Yeah, we'll start with you.
I'm gonna play all five. I have five clips here.
We'll play five clips and then, uh, we'll see how
many everybody gets, right, Okay, all right, So here's here's
clip number one. What is this sound? It's the easiest one.

(15:54):
Oh all right, so we're starting off real easy, all right.
That's throwback sound number one. Number two? What does this sound?

Speaker 12 (16:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:06):
I know what that is?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Can you do that again? Mm hmm, Sorry you don't
know that one? Great? What about this one? Okay, that's

(16:28):
the pain in my existence?

Speaker 9 (16:31):
Hm hmm.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Number four? What easy? Yep? Really easy?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
M hm.

Speaker 9 (16:46):
Oh oh I got it.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yes, And then here I'll give you one more. Number five?
What does that sound?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
So those are the anybody need a refresher on any
of them?

Speaker 4 (17:06):
I need four again?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Number four again? All right? Can you do two again? Sure?
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Can you do three again?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh? Sure?

Speaker 9 (17:18):
Okay, just to make everyone listen to it? Can you
do one again?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
One? Oh?

Speaker 9 (17:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
All right. So we're gonna ask you for your guesses. First,
what is this first sound? What does that sound?

Speaker 3 (17:40):
That?

Speaker 9 (17:40):
First? One's dial up Internet?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
That is dial up. It's a dial up modem connecting nice.

Speaker 9 (17:46):
And then when you did that, the phones didn't work
in the house.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Correct, Are you picked up the phone and kicked yourself off? Yeah? Exactly.
So you're like damn it, because it was usually everything
was very slow, you know, and then you'd be online
and all of a sudden things would be kind of
frozen up, and you're like, damn it. Calls coming in
or like if you call waiting a call come in
and I would ruin it, or somebody in the house
would pick the phone up. Yes, damn it, you have

(18:10):
to reconnect. Sucked.

Speaker 8 (18:12):
This is when you took the physical phone and put
it on the face. No, I do remember that. That's
I mean on top of it that yeah, accorded phone landline.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
No. No, this was just like the phone line plugged
into the back of the motive modem plugged into the
back of the computer.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
Did you In the seventies, I was babysitting for these
kids and the dad had it, and I thought, what
the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
And he showed me, you take the phone put it
on top, all right, number two? What sound is this? Morgan?

Speaker 9 (18:47):
Oh, this is a stretch? Is that like clocking in
in the old timy days when you'd.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Have paper time clock. That's a that's a good guess.
I think I finally got it. It is it the
credit card?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Machine?

Speaker 9 (19:03):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
In the day when used to pay with a credit card,
you give them the credit card, they had this like
metal thing and you put the card on there with
the numbers that had the raised numbers on it, and
then they put like a carbon copy paper over top
and they run that over it because they weren't print
the number onto the quote credit card receipt, which I
remember working at a store where you had to fill

(19:25):
those out and get a code because you, yeah, you
run the stupid card and would print out a code
or give you a code. You had to write on
that thing and then and then have somebody sign what
painting is.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Always hated those things. I'm like, why am I giving
people a copy of my credit card?

Speaker 4 (19:40):
I was a choice to think of home alone too.
After that's like, whoa, it worked?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Throwback sound number three? What is this Morgan? What does
that sound?

Speaker 9 (19:53):
I'm struggling with this one. In number five, they sound
very similar to me.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
They do sound similar similar.

Speaker 9 (19:57):
Is this like a receipt printing at Macy's or something printing?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yes, that is a dot matrix printer.

Speaker 9 (20:08):
Never heard of that.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
The printers the paper that you would feed into the
into the printer had holes on the side.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Oh yeah, but how much did you ripose?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I hated it because as a perfectionist, and Greg will agree,
like you needed to be clean, yeah, and so like
sometimes there'll be just a little tiny piece that would
hang on, or it would like start tearing into the
actual edge of the paper, especially it was something you
had to turn in, like something for work or something
for school.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
But if you got really bored, wouldn't you take all
those off and make like a long chain out of them?

Speaker 8 (20:38):
Once in a blue moon, But god forbid, it got
crooked once. And that's how we got our news at
this radio station I worked for on the Apia, and
it would just print out at random at random times.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I can tell you that this is a good guess
on the text for what's that throwback sound? Number four?
He said? Is that Greg putting sea bass in the
trunk of his classic? Very good? Yes? Greg, all right,
what is number four? Morgan?

Speaker 9 (21:09):
That's got to be aol or Aim messenger?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Right, Yes, I know, my favorite. So, like when you'd
have like an instant messenger, and let's say Greg signed
on with his motem that he had the landline phone
with the receiver upside down on him and he would
log in. As soon as Greg would log in, it
would be like Greg sixty nine. So it would make
that sound to let you know that Greg has just arrived,

(21:33):
because that's a door squeak opening like we're okay.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
I know everyone got the AOL CDs in the mail,
but was AOL too rich for our blood because I
don't think.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
We had that.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
No, Yeah, all right, so that's everybody want it. And
then when somebody would leave and sign off or somebody
else picked up the phone in the house, like and
you lot you log off or you would the person
would be leaving the AOL Instant Messenger. It was that
door slam, so joining and then the door slam.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
I have no idea, it's the instant messenger.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Yeah, okay, Well, if you had AOL, you had everybody
on AOL had the messenger, right, And then AOL Instant
Messenger was like its own standalone thing.

Speaker 8 (22:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
And then it became part of the T mobile Sidekick,
which was my favorite phone. I loved aim. And it
was way quicker than text messaging too.

Speaker 9 (22:22):
Yeah, and you could have little away messages.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah. And then here last one, number five, which you
said was very similar to number three. This one's a
little bit yeah sounds. I remember that. I remember the
sound because I'm like, oh, oh, I hope this thing
is okay. No, that is the sounding, guesses Morgan.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
No.

Speaker 9 (22:43):
I wrote down scanner.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
But that's scanner, all right, menace, I just put like
a printer, okay, ye, not a printer.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
That's a floppy disc spinning. Remember how you put the
disc in there and all of a sudden the disc
drive would start making it ring, Like, oh my god,
this thing like gonna die because spin. Even the hard
drives back in the they would physically move. Now you
have what you see on the thing, Greg. I'm sure
when you're looking at computers, it will say solid state drive.
And because there's no moving part, nothing moves. It used

(23:13):
to spin. And so that's why if you like dropped
the computer or you dropped the you can really screw
it up and you'd lose everything on that hard drive.
But like the floppy discs, there were two kind There
were the floppy floppies and then there were those little
square plastic ones. Yeah, I mean spin what I used,
the hardware ones. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
But when I got to college, we had zip drives
and jazz drives, and I remember the jazz drives.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Zip drive had a.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Hundred megabytes on it, and then when you're really balling,
you had a jazz drive and it had one gig
or like.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Good point on the text somebody that they were in
an auto parts store the other day and they were
still using the dot matrix for now. I think hearts
departments are the only ones using that stuff.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, so just some of the throwback sounds for you,
like that eight seven seventy four sent us a text
over to two to ninety seven is a reminder where
we started this conversation. Nineteen ninety five is thirty years ago.
And what about the trending news headlines this morning? Gena grad.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Yes, well, the family of the Egyptian guy who's facing
federal hate crime and murder charges after going full maniac
with molotov cocktails and a makeshift flamethrower at a pro
israelvant and Boulder. He won't be getting deported just yet.
A federal judge in Colorado ruled yesterday that his wife
and five kids can't be kicked out of the country
while legal proceedings are still happening. His family was scooped

(24:37):
up by immigration agents this week, but their lawyers say
that they had no part in the attack. None of
them have been charged, and the husband himself told investigators
he planned the whole thing by himself.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Didn't you tell I'm sure it's not like a family
planning thing, Okay, family meeting, right, yeah? Hey, yeah, So
what are we going to do? How am I going
to pull this off? Oh? You know what, Dad, you
should dress like the gardener. Yeah exactly, Yeah and hide
out in wait, try right, blended.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
In st gasoline.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah. I mean, if they didn't do anything, then they
didn't do anything. And if they're here and their visas
are not expired and yeah yeah yeah, just because like
everybody'd be in jail. Everybody's got a sheep in the
family's got like a dickhead family member relatives.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Well, Homeland Security is digging through the family's immigration records
and using the case to launch a broader crackdown on
people who overstay their visas. The Diddy case just got
even darker, which is pretty hard to do at this point.
In the latest round of his trial, a close friend
of his ex girlfriend, Cazzi Ventura, took the stand testified
about lots of violent incidents. She claimed that, back in

(25:35):
twenty sixteen, did he threw a knife at Cassie during
a fight in her La apartment and just missed her?
In another insane moment, did he allegedly dangled Cassie off
a seventeenth floor balcony, screamed to her, then threw onto
some furniture while she was hurt. Oh And during a
Malibu photo shoot, her friend says he straight up told
her I'm the devil and I could kill you. Wow,

(25:56):
it's totally normal. All these claims line up with what
Casey's He's been saying everybody. She's been saying it for
a while now that she dealt with years of abuse
from this guy. So bottom line, even if like half.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Of this stuff is true, he.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Seems pretty screwed and we will stay on top of that.
The manhunt continues for that a hole in Washington State
who killed his three daughters. That guy, Travis Decker. He
had the girls for a routine visitation, but when he
didn't bring him back, mom called the cops. Days later,
of the bodies of all three girls were found. Travis's

(26:28):
abandoned truck was found nearby, and apparently he was considered homeless,
so maybe you know, perhaps living in the truck, staying
at motel's. There's a twenty thousand dollars reward for any
tips leading to his arrest. Authority say Decker knows a
lot about wilderness survival and could be able to spend
weeks in the wilderness without any equipment. But if you

(26:49):
do see him, FBI and US marshals do not want
you going up to this guy. They say, just report
it immediately.

Speaker 8 (26:57):
There's a Netflix documentary about a similar story to you.
Remember the guy that said his wife I had gone missing,
and then I do turns out and killed her.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Her name was San.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
I believe all these guys they can live in the
willingness forever. Then you find him dead out there. They
always hype it up.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yep uh.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Did you guys, please tell me you saw the video
for this a wild elephant in Thailand. I wandered into
a grocery store near Kao Yai National Park.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
That one I saw the zebra that was on the run. Oh,
I saw that one too. The elephant one was hot.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Oh Gowherezy helped himself to some snacks.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
But I was like, am I looking at the what
do you show feet? Or is this actual elephant in Thailand?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
It's very hungry.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
This thirty year old guy known as plyb young Leck.
He strolled in grabbed nine bags of sweet rice crackers,
a sandwich bananas, just calmly laughed, helped himself. He just
left behind some muddy footprints and a little ceiling damage
because you know, elephant, And while this elephant is known
in the area for sneaking into houses.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
For food, this is his first visit to the shops.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
He's going to be back, yes.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Sure, yeah, now he knows where to get just the
still shot alone.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
His back is just scraping the ceiling.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
How did he fit in the door? He's it's an elephant.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
So I don't even know what's going on Thailand. I
definitely want to go check it out, and because I've
heard really great things. But there's like certain areas where
just wild stuff like this happens. There's one area of
Thailand where it's just completely taken over by.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Monkeys in their pickpockets. It's like a monkey city.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, so many people have like abandoned this city and
the monkeys I've just taken it over.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Look it up. It's that sounds like crazy there.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
And in India, like you will literally take stuff out
of your pockets and run like they're a.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Little fun exactly.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
And it looks like Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson are
officially over.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
The issue that broke him up is babies.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Dakota was apparently down to start a family, but Chris
already has two kids with Gwyneth Paltry.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
I was like, I kind of.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Did this good for him for not caving.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yeah, my second family.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Okay, there are two examples. So my one buddy, he
has adult children. Yeah, he married somebody who's significantly younger.
She wanted to have kids. They had a kid, and
the daughter's wonderful. Yeah, and then she was pushing for
a second kid, and they drew the line said, you
know what, we're good on the one. But it's weird
because he's got kids who are in their thirties and
now he's got a five year old, right, so that's

(29:26):
big bridge. And then we were talking to Greg's friends
who he brought on the cruise, and the one dude
is older, the other guy is younger, and he's the
one who really wanted to have kids. And the older
guy's like, oh god, I've already done this. It sucks.
And he has adult kids and then very young daughters. Yeah,
and so just going through but the people cave to that,

(29:46):
And then if I had to go back in the
diaper phase. Now, like with little kids and start over.
I'd probably kill myself. Oh, you would never do like
my wife and I. Thank god we're on the same page.
I got to dissect to me said, I would also
make it a little bit more difficult. But when we see
people with babies or little anything in a stroller, we
just look at each other and go nope. Never like you,
we're so passed, like, could never go back.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, you can't go.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
It's like when you finally get laundry in your apartment.
You're never there's no going back from.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
That, the laundromat.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
You're not going. You're never going back to living in
a place where you have to go down to the
basement of the building or to yeah, a laundry mat somewhere.
You just you just don't go back going to a
king sized bed. You don't go back.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Oh never, God no.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
But now Chris is single, and he's like our legal
best friend.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Who do we hook him up with? Nobody? Leave him alone? Yeah,
break just leave him alone. Well, he's got no problems.
He's a big, famous musician's loaded. He gonna be so nice,
one of the world's nicest people.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
You interested smart, I mean he's cute. Okay, well maybe
maybe we'll think about it.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Well, they haven't comments, they haven't commented publicly, but there
have been rumors about the breakup before, but they say,
you know, this time it's legit, it's permanent. Other breakup news,
by the way, Olympic swimmer and the man responsible for.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Ju Ryan Lockedi getting divorced. Sammy.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
There you go, Sammy.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
No, Ryan Locke, not my time.

Speaker 9 (31:10):
Chris Martin over him.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
He and his wife had been married for seven years.
They have three kids.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
She filed back in March, but just publicly announced the
split yesterday. So get in line, ladies, some single bachelor's
ready for you.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
And that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Reddy all right, thank you very much, Gina grat got it.
More Woody Shows next, hang on, I think what you're.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Talking about that sensation. I don't think the diaper makes
it so that you want to pee. I think I
think there may be some kind of effect where you
know you've gone and I can feel the warmth, kind
of like heading.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Down toward my test. The Woody Show, The Woody Show,
I welcome back everybody. Hey, another opportunity to peel the
curtain back and so you guys understand how things work,
so you don't get all unnecessarily but hurt. Like this

(32:01):
person on the text sent their text over to two
to nine eighty seven. We were talking about different things
that you could win, and says don't forget to remind
your listeners, the only people that can win are in California,
which is not true. No, the show airs on stations
across the country, and it depends on where you are
in certain things. The cruise that was for everybody nationwide, DYQ,

(32:25):
Craigslist price is right, all those things, those prizes in
those contests, that's everybody calling in. Now, each station will
do their own individual things like for example, this week,
our station in Los Angeles All ninety eighty seven is
given away tickets to Disneyland. All right, so you can
win Disneyland tickets, But what would that do you in Philadelphia?

(32:48):
You know, if you're listening in Philadelphia on ALL one
of four five, they're giving away tickets to an event
at at Parks Casino.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Which makes sense.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Jacob from Sublime, he's got his own band, Jacob's Castle,
and then Eric from Sublime has his own bit, so
they're going around playing venues together, and so they're giving
away tickets to that. Yeah, at our station in Philly
this week. Louisville's given away Levine right. Indianapolis, they're giving
away tickets from Mumford and Sons. In Pittsburgh, there's a

(33:16):
thing the local thing, the Gateway clipp or Fleet, and
they're doing these like summer like river like sightseeing tour
things or whatever. So it's like Dallas giving a bunch
of different tickets to shows. They got mud Vane coming through,
They've got Primus. We're giving a Primus tickets on our
show in Dallas this week. So it just depends on
where you are, ye Austin, Billie Eilish, Yeah, Vegas. Vegas

(33:37):
actually has something. I thought it was pretty cool different.
They're all this week they're doing these YMCA Sizzling Summer passes, right,
which I don't know is this a I wonder if
it's just a local thing or do all of the
YMCAs have this thing. Because it's a limited time pass,
all access passport to four months of NonStop fun. So

(33:58):
thinks Swimming Fitness Class is summer camps, endless family adventures
and it would cover two adults for six kids in
a household.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Oh that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yes, everybody, can you know, do whatever for the summer.
That's pretty cool. But that's going on in Vegas.

Speaker 8 (34:12):
I'm glad you brought that up. I've never really fully
understood what the y m c A even is'.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
That's where we took swim less as a kid.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
But people live there. Used to It used to be
like a hotel, right right, which is why I thought
people lived there.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah. Yeah, So it just depends on where you're listening. Like,
if you're streaming the station in Dallas, you know there's
specific But if you're streaming the station in Los Angeles,
you're going to hear that. But again, if you're in
Wichita listening there, I don't know what you're going to
do with Disneyland passes, which, by the way, if you're

(34:51):
listening on the stream and you win, you are eligible,
like the rules say that you can win. I just
don't know what that if you do.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
With them, right, class country to go to a free concert.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
But but once again, just so everybody knows, there's no
conspiracy with prizes and who win stuff. I don't care.
I don't care who you care. If you're listening to
the show. Anybody who's listening, I'm fine with you winning.
And this texture is alive. What's keeping you from Yeah, yeah,
and I'm not I'm not. I understand where you know,

(35:23):
people don't really understand how things That's why they like this.
I like to do these things every once in a
while where you kind of explain how things, how things work.
But yeah, that's it. Nothing's rigged. Yeah, Philly and Pittsburgh
and Indy and Vegas and you know, New Orleans, and
nothing's rigged all these markets, all these different markets that
we're in, like Portland, yeah, Spokane, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, mean, yeah,

(35:47):
we do have a lot of stations. Actually Louisville, Yeah, Louisville.
But anyway, So that's that's what's happened in one on
one X in Austin, which, by the way, we're kicking
ass there. Good. It's got a note from the program
director the other day. So shout out to everybody in Austin, man,
thank you for your support. Love it. It's awesome. Thank
I mean thank everybody wherever you are. Thank you for

(36:07):
listening to the rings. Yeah, phones are open eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie. You can send us a text
over to to nine eight seven. As I'm saying, I
listened to Dallas, I have one stuff before Yeah see
what yeah right there, send us a text your check
in over to two to nine eight sevens a Woodie show.

(36:29):
And since we're doing a bunch of you throwback sounds,
we were talking about how nineteen ninety five was thirty
years ago, graduated high school thirty years ago, I did
have a high school thinking, since it's graduation time, like
a little a little look back, had a question. We'll
start with the question, all normal by the numbers stuff,

(36:51):
would you go back and do high school all over
again if you could?

Speaker 12 (36:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Heck, yeah, yeah, I loved high school was awesome.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
You would do like the homework and the like classes?

Speaker 10 (37:03):
Yeah, yeah, I mean mey minutes weren't doing that much
in our like you're very social, we're having Yeah, I
want to do it.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I think I think we need to define this a
little bit more.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
And I'm not sure how they did it for that,
because the normal fifty five percent said they would, forty
five percent said no way. And it could be the
way that you're interpreting the question. I don't know how
they meant it. Yeah, but when you would you go
back and do high school over again? I'm talking about
the school part, that being at school, the classes, all
that stuff. Forget about like what age you were and
everything that happened outside of school, your life as a whole.

(37:36):
I think it's just would you go back and do
high school all? Not the high school years? Would you
do high school all of it? No? I absolutely would not.
I would for obvious reasons, not for.

Speaker 8 (37:47):
School reasons, but for personal reasons, like I would want
to do it all over again after having grown a backbone.
Oh it's just such a damn whimp. And did what
anybody told me to do?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
You? Yeah? Oh yeah, I can't to peer pressure.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Sure if your pressure, and my parents wanted me to
do swimming and water polo, which I hated, and I
would just grow a backbone and do what I wanted
to do.

Speaker 10 (38:08):
Yeah, well, you said like just school, but does that
also include the stuff like I cheered at school, so
that count, the football games everything.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah, I would do it again school.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
It's the school experience itself. So yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
You ever see those memes and say and now shows
an old photo.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
And go, I wish I knew this was the best
times totally. Yeah, and that's why your parents say crap
like that. I find myself saying things to my kids.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
Yeah, because it's all true, right, it's all true. When
you're a kid and you think your life is so tough, no,
it's not.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Or because you don't have the experience of how to
deal with it. Because now you look back with the
experience that you have, now you go, man, that's an
easy thing to deal with. Oh yeah, I can do
that in my sleep now, where Yeah, before it was
all it was your first breakup, it was your first
you know, job, and every time you everything just seems
so complicated.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
And I used to like, if I'd throw myself on
the bed cry and I'd say, oh.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
This is the worst day of my life, she'd.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Always say the same thing, Honey, I hope this is
the worst day of your life.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
The right. Yeah, that's good. Forty nine percent say they
loved or liked high school twenty nine percent instead of
twelve percent dislike it, and the rest just hated the
whole experience.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
I know.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Interesting. Only sixty eight percent of us took the SAT
or the ACT.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
I did, but I don't remember what I got on it.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Yeah, I did too, but I don't remember I never.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Took it, Okay, so I guess it's because I never
took it. I never took it. I knew where I
wanted to go to school and it wasn't required. I
got a lot of pressure from my school and for
my parents to take the SAT, but no, no, because
I was already working at a radio station. Yeah right,
And I was like, I'm not going to college. Well, no,
you need to take the SAT so that you can apply.

(39:51):
I'm like, why would I apply for colleges? Why would
I I'm already doing what I would go to college
to do, and I'm not going to I already have
a job my senior year of high school was already
on the air or at a radio station. I mean,
it was just different, right, And I think they got
did they get a bonus or something? I was thinking,
does the school get something the more kids that take
the fee.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
You know, fun if they do well?

Speaker 7 (40:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, because there's some kind of incentive and everybody who
works for a school, is there some kind of financial
benefit in some way to get more money from the
state for every kid that takes the SAT or a
graduation rates got to be a thing because they're all
schools and they graded on that, and you do have
to pay to take the essats. Fifty four percent filled

(40:34):
out a college application, never did that. Thirty two percent
cheated on their homework or on a test. I told you,
my son just got busted doing that. Yeah. Yeah, sixty
percent failed to test. Definitely, sure all of them.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Yeah, some other.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Numbers from high school. Lying to your parents sixty seven
percent said yes, the rest are liars under you've never lied.
Everything was a lie. Oh yeah, my son. Someone says,
there an update on your son. If he's got to
take summer class for failing the final. Yeah, he's got

(41:10):
to take two summer school courses for the two classes
that he bombed on. Yeah, he just straight up failed
another town barely by like a percentage point. And so
he's got to take these two summer school courses. Each
one is six hundred and fifty dollars. So we're making

(41:31):
him pay for the one. And I did the math
with his amusement park job, like, dude, you're gonna work
if you work a full forty hour week, which he's
allowed to work forty eight hours in a week over
summer break, you're gonna have to work a week and
a half just to pay for you get enough money
after taxes to cover what you should have never had
to do in the first place. Yep, doesn't that suck?

Speaker 11 (41:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Yeah, So he doesn't even realize it right now that
he's fortunate that he's allowed to take those classes.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, not be like, yeah, kicked out of school altogether. Yeah, well,
we have a we have a meeting with the principal
later on. Time us in high school had a curfew.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
I never did.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I mean I was in these boarding schools, sofew I
never did either. There was a ton of those rules
we didn't have. There was we didn't get to go
out anywhere.

Speaker 12 (42:18):
True.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah, but but I moved my senior year. I was
living at my grandfather's house, and he had no rules
other than you got to be at school on time,
you got to do your work. Other than that, he
kind of took the opposite approach of everything that I
and I thrived. I did great because I was I
was just so happy, Yeah, grateful. So I didn't have
a curfew, But I you know, when you when you

(42:39):
don't have things like that, you don't think you really
kind of take advantage because there's nothing to take advantage of.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
Right.

Speaker 10 (42:44):
All my friends had curfews, so it didn't matter I
was home by a certain time because what was I
going to do?

Speaker 12 (42:48):
Right?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yeah, hang out alone just because you could stay out late.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
Right.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Thirty one percent of kids in high school have snuck
out of the house. Fifty two percent have gotten grounded.
That seems low. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
I never snuck out, but I did lie about my location.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Oh yeah, we did that, and we couldn't sneak out
because there was an alarm on the door.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah. Uh, fifty skip school. I did not do that.
Forty three percent got sent to the principal's office. Yeah,
but not in high school. That that happened like when
I was in elementary school for what that was just
dumb stuff, I mean, you know stuff, Yeah, being disruptive
or did she? How is a class clown? So senior

(43:29):
cut day we did, and my parents wouldn't let me
do it. Well, you ask for permission, no, I.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
Mean they parents know when senior cut days coming up,
and they said, hey, don't for one second think you're
not going.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
To school that day.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
My senior cut day wasn't crazy. We all went to
a park and drink forties.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
That's all right in the middle of the day.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeah, plain you. Thirty seven percent of people got detention
in high school. No, yeah, already five percent got into
a fight. No. When it comes to dating, were you
allowed to date? Of course, sixty five percent said that

(44:10):
they were, you were encouraged. Sure, it's not the case
for everybody, dude, really Oh yeah, for a girl, they
want you to be well rounded. Yeah, they wanted you
to make out it dances and stuff. No. Yeah, well
even my freshman year before I got sent off to
the boarding schools, like there, yeah, there was. It was

(44:32):
very clear there were. There wasn't gonna be no dating
until at least junior year. Like you could have a
what are they gonna do. They can't tell you can't
have a girlfriend. They can't control that. But as far
as like going out to like a movie or going
somewhere with somebody, now that wasn't going to happen.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
But I'm like, did you grow up in religious household?
And no, I didn't know it. Yeah, it's like no
sugar cereals, yeah household. Yeah, you can only drink group beer.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah, you're lucky didn't get strict parents. My parents were
strict except for the curfew, which was two am.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Yeah, I mean that's when I would usually you.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Were driving your parents home when they were drunk. I
thirteen or twelve. It never happened in my house. Yeah.
There was certainly never mega fun and others puritan like yours.
Sixty two percent made a close friend they still talked to.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Yep, yeah, so many, so many.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Fifty three percent went to at least one house party.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Sure, yeah, many more.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Uh. Thirty two percent had sex in high school.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
Nope, you were out.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Of high school, yeah, or where you were in middle school? No,
I was out of the other in college.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Really yeah, my freshman year of college really yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
And then you just went well.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Then I went, as Greg would say, like megahoor.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
What have I been missing out? Forty nine percent drank, yeah,
admitted thirty Well, no, see I.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Didn't well, but yours is a speak I've never been.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
But even even but my senior year, when I got
out of all that stuff, still didn't. I For whatever reason,
I was like, I'm gonna I always was concerned that
I was gonna be the person who's going to be
made the example of.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Well, you had good reason.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah, man, did I walk that tight rope?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I remember my favorite brand of beer and I Miller
Genuine Draft.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Guys, you remember SMAs Oh yeah? Hell Jeames yeah yeah,
speaking of throwback, you know, you know it popped up
the other day in my feet. I hadn't thought about
it in years. Ciphil and Ali.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
I love civil and civil and show like the Sock Puppets.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah, Chester, I thought.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
We were talking about alcohol. Still. No, I've never liked that.
Barls and James and a gold shuger. Helly thirty seven
percent smoked at least one cigarette, sure, no per hour?
No wow? Twenty eight percent tried weed only twenty eight Yeah, dude,

(47:00):
weed is not as prominent as people like to believe.
It is, like whatever it was, I'm saying whenever you like, Yes,
it's a thing, right, but you would think that every
single person has a tattoo and everybody is just high
all the time.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Where I grew up, it was easier to get weed
than to get alcohol under age.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
But then when you talk to people and they go, yeah, yeah,
they don't care about it. They're not like militant against it,
but they're just like, yeah, they don't care it's not
a big thing. It's not or they'll go, yeah, it's
not my thing, it's not interested, it's not as it's
not as huge as everybody thinks it is.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
I definitely smoked more than I drank, for sure.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Sixty four percent got their driver's license in high school. Yeah, yes,
I see. I didn't give you waited toll college before
you gave it up, but you probably had your license
when you turned sixteen fifteen. I lost my virginity at fifteen,
but I got my driver's license not until I was eighteen,
almost eighteen and a half.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
We flipped on that one.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
I didn't get in until I was eighteen because they're like,
you have to the car all on your own, and
you have to pay for insurance on your own self.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah. Yeah, same. I had to to pay for my
own car and I had to cover the insurance.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
So it took me, yes, obviously, Yeah, but I was
able to buy a new car because it took me
years to save.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah. And when getting when you're getting your drivers like
that was also depending a lot on how old you are,
Like eighty two percent of boomers got theirs in high school,
compared to just forty two percent of people under thirty.
It's way less important. I know. There's always a lot
of my friends that have kids who are like either
driving already or approaching driving age. A lot of them
are not interested. Dude.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I have family members in their thirties without a driver's license.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Yeah, bizarre.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
They just really love being at home.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I don't know, man, it's pretty frustrating.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
One moment, we work with and she lives a couple
of doors down from us, and so her daughter's always
been like one of our babysitters. And she's in college.
She is like a sophomore in college, doesn't have a
driver's license, has no interest in ever getting one's How
do you exist as an adult in the world, Even.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
On college campus, it's like, oh, she has a.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Car, like there's a let's see. Thirty nine percent played
on a sports team. Yes. Sixty two percent of us
in high school had a job yep, yeah, yeah. Thirty
one percent we're in a band or choir, Yeah, same thing, right,
and uh, here you go, Gina. Thirty percent were in
a school play. They all know, unless it was one

(49:20):
of those things where they like everybody in the class
had it. Like when you were in kindergarten ever did
the tree? Yeah exactly, you know, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
The funniest thing is all these people that were like
obsessed with acting in school plays that I went to
high school with all like try to pursue acting careers,
and then the people that didn't, like I know people,
they ended up.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
They're the ones that doesn't that suck.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
I was gonna say the exact opposite.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
You know, Dave Dismalshon, who's in all the he was
the Polka Dot man and he's in all the Marvel stuff.
One of my friends from high school. He was in
all the plays, all the musicals.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
It happened.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Now those people made it in my school. All right,
Well eight seven seven is the number. If you want
to call in, you can send us your text over
to two to nine eight seven more what he shows next,
hang on right back. Well, everybody already hates the red

(50:18):
light cameras. Yeah, the terrible. But now there's a company.
They make these solar powered cameras which are being tested
by some cities, and they're installed on just regular old
stop signs, okay, And it uses AI to process traffic

(50:39):
infractions in real time, and so the videos go to
law enforcement, They review and then they send out citations.
So if you're a stop sign, it'll just film you
doing it, yeah, and just send you the ticket. They
say this is not about mass surveillance.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Oh sure.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
They say it's about catching people blowing stop signs, speeding,
illegal turns, you name it. But okay, well I'm gonna
get to that here in a second. They claim that
this is done in a way that is supposedly respecting privacy. Now,
a couple of my favorite parts about how this whole
thing works. Quote, violations are reviewed by humans before anything

(51:18):
gets sent to the cops, and most footage self destructs
after twelve hours. Yeah, they give the cameras to cities
for free. So the cities that want to test us
out and they're like, oh, look we can bring in
a whole bunch of revenue. So the cities are like, yeah, sure,
we'll take them out. They'll take them right, So they

(51:38):
give the company gives the cameras to these cities for free.
And I know what you're wondering, Woody, how do then
they make money? And I'm glad you asked a cut
of the tickets. Yeah, that's exactly right. They the money
that comes in from the tickets the city sends out,
which definitely does not seem to create any kind of
conflict of interest to my right.

Speaker 8 (52:00):
Know you, and when you get a ticket, they say, well,
this is because of safety. We were concerned about safety. No,
it's only about money, that's it. Yeah, they don't care
about the safety.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I did. I got a red light camera ticket once. Yeah,
And it's hard to deny it to you because there
you are.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
This is why, with a mask on, and it's always
a flattering photo. Oh yeah, it's never good.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I was, Yeah, I had this look on my face like,
oh yeah, because I don't know if I was like
on the phone, like you know, talking to somebody or whatever,
but you could see me, and it says exactly because
you know, I guess the rule was when the light
turns red, it flashes and takes a picture, right, like,
that's when it snaps the picture. If just the two

(52:43):
front wheels of your car are beyond the into the intersection,
you get the ticket. Because all four wheels in the intersection,
you don't get the ticket.

Speaker 9 (52:53):
Oh, because you're already in the intersection.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yes, Because like if part of the car was already
in the intersection, when the light turns red, it means
part of the car is not right, so that is
it's red. Interesting right, all four already in the intersection
while it was on a yellow technically because it doesn't
snap the picture until red.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
So you got a floor it on yellow.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
So you can't even make the argument like no, I nope,
there you were, and it says exactly how fast if
you're trying to beat the stupid thing, you had your
speed on there. I mean, I couldn't deny it, so
I just I paid it.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
And did you have to do online traffic school?

Speaker 9 (53:30):
I did?

Speaker 1 (53:31):
I forget? I definitely, it was so long ago. If
you want to get no points, you have to do
the traffic school.

Speaker 13 (53:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
But I feel like the red light cameras in a
lot of places have been fought and taken out.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
I wonder how because.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
People people fight the system and they say, well are
they calibrated? Are they way to get out of it? Right?
Like in certain places they're unlawful, you know, unconstitutional illegal.
When I approach an intersection that has the sign enforced
by camera, it makes me freak out, like I should
I be going faster slower? Should I stop in the
middle of the intersect, right and then reverse or what

(54:07):
Greg always says what jury summons is you just throw
them all like, get it. Can't prove that you ever
got it, You can't. That's what people were doing with
parking tickets. Can you prove that you actually got it?

Speaker 8 (54:17):
Or did it blow away because the time they put
it there, maybe some weirdos stall it.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (54:23):
Collecting, Yeah, they're collecting your parking tickets, a massive collection.
Or you get a red light ticket and then you
could just get you know, shave your beard, get a
different haircut, and just take it and say that's not me.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Texts coming in from Dallas listening to ninety seven to
one The Eagle red light tickets are now illegal in Texas.
Oh good, it's cool. Yeah, read them. If the video
self destructs, how do you dispute the video? Yeah? You
that's a good question. Yeah, I guess it's after a
certain amount of time, right after twelve hours for a

(54:58):
human reviews. Yea.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
You can't even pay your ticket before twelve hours, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
And so somebody seeing the footage, reviewing it and doing
that whole process within twelve hours.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Oh yeah, they got a whole team for sure.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
A bunch of wires.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
That's why I don't care. Man, I just want to
drive this car, don't have to deal with any of
this stuff. Sit in the back.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
But wouldn't you still be if it's your car, Like,
if it's not your car, it's a service that you're
using the driver's car, then you're off the hook. But
if it's your car, aren't you then still responsible for
whatever happens with that car. Everybody goes to right, you can't.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Get drunk, you're driverless car, I understand. But like I
I'm sure that the driver's car will follow like all
the rules and it won't do like a rolling stop
at a stop sign or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
What about the waymow vehicles that are just blocking intersections
because they're frozen. Yeah, I can't go anywhere or people
are stuck. In the early stages of all this just
going you'll be figured out. Yeah we'll be dead by then, dude,
we'll be so meggat we're close to death now. Yeah,
we're lucky to be that heart attack that heart attacks
minutes away. I mean, I'm gonna stroke any day, that's true.

(56:08):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can set it's
your text text us over to nine eight seven. Damn, oh,
I think I know this isn't Greg is very concerned
about how much weight he's gained. Oh my god, I

(56:28):
didn't know this was even possible. How much is it? Well,
so we went on the cruise right now. Before that,
Greg had kind of fallen off a bit, meaning that
like he hasn't been as crazy as when he was
eating like half of a sweet potato and maybe two
tablespoons of cottage cheese and egg and that was my
intake for a year and then and then he which

(56:50):
is not sustainable, right, So then he he kind of
came back to well, not normal because it wasn't as
bad as it was before the half potato and due
getting he was a cottage cheese totally. But then he
went on the cruise and he I think he ate
his weight in soft serve. Yeah, I did. I had
soft serve basically right after breakfast.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Yeah, sometimes for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Right one right after lunch, yeah, because whenever you want,
why before dinner, there's a soft serve ice cream station
right there on the main pool deck of the Disney.
Wonder I caught him up there. He can't stop. I
wouldn't stop. I wouldn't stop. I wouldn't pass it without
getting one.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
I couldn't stop. And then you do when you're on
the cruise. They have you know, appetizers and then super salad,
and then the entree and then the dessert. I thought,
of course, I'm going to do all of them right,
you know.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
So did you weigh yourself before the cruise? Yes.

Speaker 8 (57:39):
The hotel we stayed in the night before the cruise
had a scale in the bathroom, so of course I
did the morning routine of weighing myself and I had
not only hit my goal weight, I surpassed it. I
was so excited, so I thought, okay, it was the
goal weight. By the way, the goal weight was one
eight five, and I weighed myself and I was one
seventy nine. Wow, I was so excited. I'm like one

(58:02):
seventy nine. Okay, I can kind of go nuts on
the crews and not be too self hating about it. Well,
I gained myself. I weighed myself when I got back,
which I told myself, don't do that, you know, because
it's not right away. I thought maybe i'd.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Be like one eighty three one eighty or with all
the drinkings.

Speaker 8 (58:23):
Live No, maybe no, it was one eighty eight. I
gained nine pounds.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
My question is that even it's not real weight for him,
say yeah, because you're you're yeah, you're retaining a lot
of fluid like you're you know, it's it's not really
it's not weight weight, right, I mean when Grake jumped in,
I know it's where I belong. Like, if you lose

(58:54):
one to two pounds, you know, on a on a diet,
that's a healthy amount of right, right, one to two
pounds a week. You will gain weight a little bit
quicker than that, but typically according to experts, you know,
you're you're not going to gain nine pounds actual pounds
in one week. It's more of a fluctuating thing. I
guarante if you weigh yourself again today, it's not gonna

(59:16):
be nine pounds unless you've continued that from the cruise.
Like have you been since you got back militant? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:23):
So uh, absolutely, you're going to survive this.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Yeah, weigh yourself this afternoon, do it tomorrow morning. When
you first wake up, I didn't think it was human
or whatever. You whatever. Time you normally because you're supposed
to be at the same time.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
And take all your clothes off and your wedding ring matches.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Yea, I go to use the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Yeah, you got to do that.

Speaker 8 (59:42):
Take off everything, got completely naked, take off my ring. Yeah,
good point. The scale in the hotel is probably wrong too.
It's like those red light cameras. How do you know
it's calibrated.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I weighed myself before and after the trip, and I
was up three pounds. But I've already like, yeah, I
was militant when I got back to all right, taking.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Only three pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Yeah, I only dude, I only went to the soft
serve machine twice.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Really, yeah, that thing will get you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
We counted my husbands because he was getting double scoops too,
because then he just decided to fill up a giant
cup and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Put the cone on top, like upside down.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
So he in the entire trip he had idea twenty
three ice creams.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Good that sounds Why damn, you're supposed to know you're
on vacation.

Speaker 8 (01:00:24):
He told me about the cup thing, and then I
started doing the cup things so again, so I'm like, oh,
I can save the carbs from the cone, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
No ice cream eight four Wooding. You can text us
check in over to two two nine eight seven. More
show after the sales department takes their monetary piece of
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the bit.

Speaker 11 (01:00:47):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and us blisters and and plastic tupperware.

Speaker 13 (01:00:55):
Are you expect me to believe a word on it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I don't and I never will. The Woody Show and
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(01:01:18):
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Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
Our first audio is from a New Orleans or not
New Orleans, Louisiana State House, which is usually very very boring,
except when something super stupid's going on. You may have
seen that, yes, New Orleans, they are looking to pass
a state bill against chemtrails.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
A state bill against kim trail.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
So what does this mean exactly, Well, chemtrails are what
conspiracy morons think that contrails are. I'll lean on our
good pilot friend Woody here isn't legends, Yeah no no.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
But are you spreading chemtrails? What are you doing up there?

Speaker 14 (01:02:04):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
In fact, yeah, that's part of the training. Yeah, ageah.
They say this is for weather, this other one is
for mind control, different different juices. You pour it in
your so they blow that exhaust out. That's not just
because every time you put the flaps to at least
fifty percent you start releasing, because they take that the
nozzles for for distribution or like five. When the flaps

(01:02:25):
and the wings are up, you can't see them. So
when you put them down at least fifty percent, then
you can do You never do it where you live, no, no,
no poors of town. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
I was at the Coachella Music Festival and I was
in an uber and this nice old lady she was
my driver, and she seemed perfectly normal, and she's just
talking about how, you know, she just doesn't fracture money
all this stuff, and then she looks up in the
sky and she's like, oh, they're they're just seating the
air with that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
That's another thing, that's water water weather control.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Now you can they do the seating thing, which is right, Well,
they try to, but it's no, there's no evidence that works.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Right, So they they've attempted.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
They've been doing that since like the Fright, almost one
hundred years. They've been trying to start. It's rain dancing again.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
But the chemtrail people, though, they'll use the fact that
they've even experimented or tried or whatever to say that's
definitive proof that that's exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
What we reject.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
That flies. Well.

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
Unfortunately, every time you think of someone who gets elected
in greg you'll love this gets elected into office.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
It's not a genius.

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
In fact, some of them are quite stupid. That's where
our first.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Audio comes because yes, in the House representatives, they have
passed at least the first part of a bill to
ban camp trails, which don't exist here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
It is bigfoot des Here's from News.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
Twelve poncha Tula State Representative Kimberly Landry Coats defended a Senate.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Bill aimed at a problem she says is growing across
the state.

Speaker 15 (01:03:46):
Other than the nanoparticles of aluminum, what else have you found?

Speaker 7 (01:03:53):
Very um and there's a few some long words that
I can't connect.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Oh okay, you know you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
They're too long.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Word glorious. The uh seven and four texting over contrails
evaporate within a minute, whereas kim trails linger in the skin.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
It is correct moral interesting.

Speaker 6 (01:04:15):
There's a there's a little bit confusion though, because when
you are very high in the air, Woodie, it's very
cold up there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
That's why contrails high. Contrails linger for longer because it
takes longer for that air to come back because it's
very hot coming out of the jet, much like like
super hot. Like when on a cold day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
When you say breath.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
Yeah, Matt evaporates quickly because it's only you know, twenty
five thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Degrees I breathe out. Trail, though, dear Kim.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Trail people just like pause for a minute, look around
at your life and ask yourself, am I successful? And
then let me go and think, oh, there might be
a reason why oh uh seven four, you guys are idiots.
Russia did that after Chernobyl.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I agree.

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
People have tried spraying things again, this is supposed we
just said it. People take the people take attempts or
side issues and they say, well, every jet now is
doing this, or it's just basic super simple physics. Easily,
it's not dog Well this chick in again. This is
from News twelve. Who's going on about what's who's doing this?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Who are these people? Who is doing this?

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
There's multiple people, multiple groups, contractors.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Who are the contracts with.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
I've seen the documents with at least nine federal agencies.
So when you look up in the air, you watch
for the big white lines across this, across.

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
At this, that's a state representative who's been elected in
office state.

Speaker 12 (01:05:46):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
Wow, too long of the web see documents will produce them.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Well, they were like I saw online with words that
are long that bitch, Oh my god, lots of people
terrible but past.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Oh at least the house. I mean whatever behind it passes,
it means nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
This is like when the who was it the h
It was like the government of Mexico was holding the
had like their official governmental bodies open when they had
that with the alien doll. Yeah, you're you're degrading your
own credibility when you allow these people through the door
sea mass. According to the text, look up Air Force
whistleblower Kristen Meghan. Okay, look there, this has happened to
with you know, these people always show up on Joe

(01:06:28):
Rogan's surprise surprise, where you get a whistle blower who
knows about what Area fifty one or the chemtrail people. Again,
never has there been a shred of evidence saying that
every single plane you see going across the sky is
spraying chemicals on you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, let's just say let's say that
they are. Let's say what's what's the purpose.

Speaker 6 (01:06:50):
They'll say they'll send vaccines, population control, whether whatever your
idea is, whether control what you into, whatever you're into.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Cancer on ed medication. I'm far from a conspiracy theorist.
But the thing is, I work outside in construction, and
when you see a jet go over and the exhaust
sits there for thirty minutes to forty five minutes in
the sky, and there's nothing wrong. That's not exhaust. You're right,
it's not exhaust.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
It's condensation.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Condensation. It's cool air, meaning the heat from the engines,
the jet engines. And yeah, guess what, there's not always
a bunch of winds aloft. Yeah, especially yeah, when you're
way up there like.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
The bull of normal cloud level.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Right. Yeah, about clouds though, why they stayed in the sky.

Speaker 9 (01:07:31):
That's exactly the same reason that God.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
That's God's exhaust. Yeah, right there for more than.

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
Five minutes, you don't know something.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
This is fifth grade science.

Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
Two seconds if you again, you spend a lot of
time online finding out the wrong information, spending a little
bit of time finding out the right information, and for
God's sake, vote this more on out of the Louisiana
State House.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
I had pilot for American Airlines. He never once told
me about when do we push the chemtrail.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
Button because he signed a non closure.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
So all these pilots are in on.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
It, and they're craft mechanics and everyone who's ever yeah, exactly,
speaking of flying this week in audio. Okay, so this
is a classic debate we've had, and yet again it
comes to the forefront this week as a Delta flight
was delayed. They were circling Orlando, I believe, and a
little girl somehow or the other got with a flight
attendant and said, you know what I can do to

(01:08:23):
help pass the time while we while we're circling and
waiting to land. I can get on the loud speaker
that no one asked for and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I can say it up tire like two and a
half minutes. It goes like this. I can make us strong.

Speaker 14 (01:08:36):
I can leave it with inside play, but the voice
inside seems a different.

Speaker 9 (01:08:43):
Son, What is wrong with me?

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Something?

Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
It's fun, Greg No, okay, I like it when the
flight attendants make little jokes, because why not insert some
humor into information?

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
But this is obnoxious. See the line where this.

Speaker 9 (01:08:57):
Guy gets the scene and calls.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Me, why do you know all the words? Gina?

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
It's also a musical. Yeah, it's a musical. I got
a kid in the house. Mael Miranda wrote.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
It, selling it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
She's a fine singer.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Whatever. There's some people that think everything's an audition.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
Yeah, this screams of like mom, Mommy said, like there
could be a casting agent on board.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Yeah, get my little girl on you get out there
and you're singing your heart out there, babe. Yeah, that
Bete Miller's character in Beaches.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
To your point, it's it's almost like this could be
done anyway by my embiolic mirror, and you're questioning me.
I had two sisters and a mother in the house,
and they watched that movie endlessly. Mabe one television television.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
You can't at least they were exactly if it were
Bette Midler, you could tell her to shut up, you
old hag.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Yeah, no one.

Speaker 16 (01:09:58):
You can't yell at twelve year olds. This is this
is terrorism because the parents know that no one can
say anything. Yeah, you're the dick. I don't want to
hear it done, twelve year old? All right, this week
in audio.

Speaker 6 (01:10:11):
Okay, speaking of planes, another thing I like Iceland Eastland,
but apparently Eastland has an airline called play p L
A Y. And yes they are very whimsical, Greg, because
on a recent flight they let a couple do their
gender reveal to the whole play.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
So they got a strangers gender reveal.

Speaker 6 (01:10:33):
Yeah, another thing that's unnecessary and was invented because of
the Internet. So they got together and this is a
produced video, so it's more like with their voiceover and everything.
Got a big cake up front, handed out cupcakes to
the whole staff or the whole crew, and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
It's how that went.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
DearS.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Just you already know you're on a flight to Paris.
But this isn't just any flight.

Speaker 12 (01:10:51):
In fact, this might be the first time in history
that someone finds out the gender of their base somewhere
over their North Athletic and it's huge cost to our
lovely couple. Yes, of course we have a cake or
everyone go forth because no one should have to watch
the gender reveal.

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Ft I mean, because there's cake, I'll give them a pass.
But I hate gender reveals.

Speaker 10 (01:11:17):
Yeah, and I just don't get why are you doing
this with a bunch of strangers on a plane for
the and the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Girls on the plan. I don't get excited when my
friends have been excited about a stranger.

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
And I don't care about the gender I'll give. I'll
give whoever came up with gender reels credit. It's a
good way to brand an unnecessary thing. Yeah, absolutely, to
make another event, to make another event the baby.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Like the push present, which I had never heard of
them till like last year.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
That's when your wife is going to have a baby,
so you have to buy another big present.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Yeah, but I got like a high dollar value. No, No,
it's it's.

Speaker 10 (01:11:51):
The jewelry or something like that you would get for
your wife. But it was just branded a push present.
I mean my dad got my mom jewelry for every
kid that was worn. Really, that was back in the eighties.
They just didn't have a brand name.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Of a lot of pearl necklaces.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
Yeah, dead bitch, she got her.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
That's right. More Wood show is coming off. Hang on
the show back.

Speaker 6 (01:12:13):
It's a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
What's one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
You would say people at ninety three, I would sell
the world?

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Yes, I know, come near my house the wood.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
That way, there is goals when you can get to
the point in your life and you can answer that
question honestly like that. Yes, yeah, go after itself.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
That's why I say, don't come to my house.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Don't come to the house. This week in audio continues
what he got Sea Bath. This is something that Menace
is a big fan of.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
He found this Lucia County Sheriff. This is in Florida,
Daytona Beach area.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Gonna love this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
So his name is Mike Chitwood.

Speaker 6 (01:12:58):
And what he does is when somebody is being transported
back to his area, let's say from a plane I
got extradition from whatever state, he will greet them at
the airport.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Oh I've seen this guy. Oh yeah, yeah, this is great.
This is the one guy who I just saw one
recently where I guess the guy had made a death
threat or something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
So this guy's some weird He's got said weird Christian
thing against cops, like much like Greg catch is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
The bad guy. The bad guy has this thing right
all right.

Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
So there's a sheriff confronting the guy who made death
threats against that very same.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Shire as the welcoming committee at the airport.

Speaker 17 (01:13:34):
Is pretty great, Matthew. I'm Sheriff Chierwood. I'm the guy
you want to kill a written threat to kill as
a phoney.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
You know that?

Speaker 7 (01:13:39):
Well?

Speaker 17 (01:13:40):
To show you know, I'm the one who made sure
you came back, and I hope you enjoy your stay
at the Branch Deale. I will also I will also
tell you that you will not see Mickey Mouse on
this trip and you have to reimburse us for your
flight here and for your stay at the at the
county jail. She looked me in the eye and tell
me why you want me, Tod, Why do.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
You want to date Christian? Can do is to know you?
How do you know that?

Speaker 15 (01:14:00):
Because in Corinthians it says bombsmen are not Christian.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Okay, you're not Chris. We're going to take you where
you need to go. We don't make sure to sell
has rubber in it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
So he's got writers'.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Social media.

Speaker 6 (01:14:15):
You can tell from his accent he's not originally from
Daytona Beach. He's a believe he's not Pittsburgh, Philly guy.
And yeah he's Yeah, he's killing it on social media.
So yeah, all these criminals, the Welcome and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Committee what he wanted to kill.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
Here's another one where he's this.

Speaker 6 (01:14:31):
This lady comes back after allegedly scamming the seniors out
of money.

Speaker 17 (01:14:35):
All right, and I want to let you know that
we protect our seniors in this community.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Okay, that's why you're here.

Speaker 17 (01:14:42):
And I hopefully Crey, there's a special place in hell
for you and nielsen Brooks for what you did to
an eighty five year old woman and he's stealing her.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Lefe Savers kind of we ensure your statement. I love,
enjoy yourself, good take care.

Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
No right, I'm gonna be a little worried that I
that's prejudicial because this is these are all on the
Vlusia County Facebook page that you are, that you are,
you're if I was the If I was the defender,
if I was a you know, menace Bodega fashion attorneys
at law, I would say, you're you're you're poisoning the
jury pool by purp walking this person, by yelling at them, process,

(01:15:17):
et cetera.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Exactly. So this may not be a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
I agree, it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Yeah, but Florida they don't care about that's not Yeah,
this is not Portland.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I like it all right. Yeah. The welcoming committee thing
is great. Yeah, so you're.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Gonna find a jury that's gonna be sympathetic to this
woman who stole some eighty year old ladies life savings.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Yeah, alright. This weekend audio.

Speaker 6 (01:15:42):
So you may have seen also talking about prisoners that
one of the New Orleans jail escapees is posting videos.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, sweet tattoos too.

Speaker 9 (01:15:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15:51):
Antoine Massey is one of like the one or two
guys that are left. And he has a giant something
in the middle of his forehead. It looks like the
Seattle space needle. I can't and to maybe all our
space needles under each eye going down his cheek again.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Face tattoos, great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
All you aorrow always good when you're running from the.

Speaker 6 (01:16:07):
Cops, so he posted a video on Instagram, which has
since been deleted, where he details He says he's got
sworn affidavits that he didn't sexually abuse and batter this woman,
that he's in jail for h and he makes a
plea to some very famous people.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Pleas for help, young boy, news people, L D L.

Speaker 15 (01:16:31):
You know, I'm saying people that have been through the
system that news come up little way please, I'm answering
for help.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Wait, will go right to the president. Where are you at?

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Dog? Yeah, help me out.

Speaker 10 (01:16:45):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
He did film this in I guess what a house
where They found the house real fast. He was not
still there. He's on the run still as far as
I'm aware this audio, he's really.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Well dressed for being on the run.

Speaker 6 (01:16:59):
This is for I know he loves tasing videos. Yes,
this is and people getting bitten by police dog video.
That's what we have here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
This is middles Brough, u K.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
Where a man was accused of stealing an old lady's
cell phone. They tracked him down and they released the hounds.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
All here we go, stop steal.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Oh good, I'm sorry girl.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Here tasa taser. He's got me on I have administered
the taser. I've got to go to hospital. Wasn't that
the one where there that was like the protocol? Right
taser taser?

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
You're about to crappy pants?

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Then? Yeah? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:17:51):
This week a new Netflix show, And you may have
seen these videos of this girl. She's pretty hot in
a bikini and should go up to great white sharks
out in the wild and just like put her hand,
like slowly gently put her hand on their nose and
get a bunch of bought pictures of her floating around
all these sharks. There's a new Netflix show called Yes,
the Shark Whisperer, because everything's got to be a whisper

(01:18:14):
You haven't thought of a new term in the past
twenty five years.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Here she is in the trailer.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Hello, I'm Ocean Ramsey. I'm a shark and ring conservationist.
I want to prove to the world that they're not monsters.
And if it doesn't go well, don't blame the shark.
It's more for show than it is for science. More
for the grab, more for the shot.

Speaker 10 (01:18:36):
I as a female, I'll get a different level of
attention and criticism.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
I will watch the ish out of that really gray
hoping that she gets eaten. No, I just want to
see her gut near a great white.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Is her name Ocean, Yes, yeah, that's not a change name.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
She she is a Hawaiian nation, was born for this.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Yeah, but she claims conservant I'm raising this is the
classic line. I'm raising awareness about conservation by showing people
doing yourself doing dangerous things, like, but you should respect
wildlife and leave it alone, right, Like, what she's demonstrating
is what you should never be.

Speaker 8 (01:19:09):
Doing, right, getting up and up close and personal, right exactly.
So I'm not doing it, but I'll watch her do it,
and she's.

Speaker 6 (01:19:15):
Right and that and that's that clip there she says,
I get a cottention some of a woman. Yeah, because
she's hot, and that's why people look at her doing this?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
All right, But isn't she trying to she said, make
the point that sharks aren't quote monsters, And if she's
just going to be in and not everybody's gonna want to,
I would never get anywhere close to a shark, right.
I think most reasonable people they're not seeking it out.
So if you're not seeking it out, you just happen
to be at a beach and you want to go
swim in the water. In other words, don't don't do it,

(01:19:41):
don't unecessarily freak out right, which is not but that's
because here's this woman. She was seeking it out and
she was perfectly fine. But that's that's the.

Speaker 6 (01:19:49):
Thing is she's looking for it and she's not demonstrating
how they're like safely and calmly swim away when you see.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
A shark right now. It'd be great if she actually
got what she was looking for. Well, if she did,
she mean, that's the ratings. If anything happens, don't blame
the shark. Yeah yeah, bitch this week, Canaudio.

Speaker 6 (01:20:05):
All right, so this is a classic point of Contenson
here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Bagpipes in public.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Bagpipes anywhere, so dramatic, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
So, Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:20:15):
This is from Inside Edition where an actual I believe
it's a real scottsman he was out in the park
bagpipe and this old bat didn't like it. So she
gets up to him and kind of like tussles with him,
and then she eventually gets arrested. Here's a story from
Inside Edition.

Speaker 11 (01:20:30):
Scott Gibb has been practicing his bagpipes outdoors in a
park for years. GiB says, the seventy six year old
woman actually took a swing at his white.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
She swung at her.

Speaker 13 (01:20:42):
My wife managed to get her arm to defend herself.

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Then she started to grab my wife's backpack and they
basically fell onto onto the ground.

Speaker 11 (01:20:51):
Police charged Unice is girl misdemeanor. He apparently got a
black eye when she fell.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Yeah, throwing up. We had that hers.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
This is the woman who attacked the Bagpiper's wife.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
That's Bill Belichick.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Unis Is hiw Why would she even bother?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:21:18):
I don't get women in general, but old ladies, why
do you think you can start fist fights?

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
Number one, because you're just gonna follow yourselves.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
You break your hand because you're so check out check
out the black eye.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Yeah she fell her.

Speaker 6 (01:21:29):
Now she's got the charges. Okay, But back to the
original point. Bagpiper in public in a park you're walking through.
You want to have, let's say, Greg, one of your lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Picnics, right, one of my many. I mean, you're asking
the wrong guy.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
I would like it. I think we're so lucky.

Speaker 6 (01:21:44):
There's a that the same principle as the wanna girl
it is. I didn't ask for this. I can't get
away from this upon my piece and quiet.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
That is very true. I find the how people talk about,
you know, nails on chalkboard. That's a nails on a chalkboard?
Sound the bag?

Speaker 12 (01:22:03):
Really? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
I don't know how some people taste soap when they
have cilantro. I can't explain it. I want you can't
explain it like it's just it's it's a I don't
know if it's a frequency or something that. Man, I
have a friend.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
Who gets paid to do this at like weddings. Would
you not go to that wedding if you do be
a bagpipe late?

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Or I'd go? Yeah, just the reception? What is it playing? Yeah? Oh,
I've been to a couple of weddings where they had
surprise bagpipers. I was so excited, it's so good.

Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
Nope, okay, no, Woody, would you skip my funeral if
I have bagpipers?

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
You wouldn't know?

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Are the bagpipers going the entire time? No? Just as
they marched the casket down way, I'd be fashionably late.
My AirPods on me. Sorry? Eight seven seven forty four.
Wrap this up? Sea bass. This weekend audio. Question is
this next audio?

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Does it sound like something I might do?

Speaker 6 (01:23:05):
This is twenty nine News Charlottesville, where a man made
pleas to his local city. They did nothing. So we
took matters into his own hands and made his own
crosswalk all right because he said it was a dangerous intersection.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Here it is all right.

Speaker 14 (01:23:20):
After pleading with the city for a crosswalk here to
no avail, Cox decided to take measures into his own hands.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
I walked across the street with a line marker with
a can of spray chalk, not paint.

Speaker 14 (01:23:32):
It was spray chalk that caught the attention of city
hall and the police department. First they painted over Cox's lines,
then arrested him. Cox's facing misting me inner charges for
the intentional destruction of property.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
First of all, Cox, I mean, how many times you
gotta throw that in there? Second of all, why why
do you got to paint over something that's chalk?

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
I would say wait for it down, or wait for
the rain and or hose yeah, or get like one
of those cool street sweepers. Power to every town seem
to have washing. So yeah, he's getting he faces, Like
I said, intentional instruction misdemeanor. They're gonna make him pay
twenty five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Yeez.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
But he didn't distruct anything exactly for painting. But that's
the charge they have.

Speaker 6 (01:24:12):
Now here's the problem is the reason they First off,
it's a crosswalk. It is, and nothing's going to like
that doesn't do anything. No, if you got jackasses, you
need stop signs, you need whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
But as he said, he went to the city council.
He begged and pleaded. They ignored him, which they often
do because they.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Don't have to.

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
I don't think I would go this far. I don't
because I don't care about crosswalks as much.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
But it does sound like somebody it does something I
would do. Yeah, you wouldn't go this far. You're the
kind of going this far? Yeah yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24:38):
I just I liberated some signs that were chained to
some polls yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Actually, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
But here's here's this big mistake. I got a pro
tip for you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Cox.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
He did it.

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
The reason they caught him is because he did it
with like a big crowd and videotape.

Speaker 10 (01:24:51):
For he.

Speaker 4 (01:24:53):
Under the cover of darkness.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Do that. I give me one more clip here the
weekend audio right. Another big bit of controversy.

Speaker 6 (01:24:59):
This is a Selena's kel California, where a high school
track star h stilliness. Well she she won the track
mate one hundred meters, but she celebrated, how oh I
saw yeah? So she after she was done and she won,
her dad came out of the stands with a fire
extinguisher and spread off her shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Because they're too hot.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
It just happened like twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
At the Olympics. He handed her the fire extinger, so
she ran back onto the track area and then did
it to her own shoes, and all of a sudden,
I guess the judges, officials or whatever they came over.
They grabbed her and got her the hell out of there.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
And cued from the windy cue from competition. That doesn't
make any sense. Well, here is her crying to the
news with her dad.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Worked so hard through that title. The crowd went crazy.
They loved it. The booth see if booth went crazy,
they loved it. But those few guys and those jackets
they took offense to it didn't like it, and they
made a decision based on emotions, based on the rules.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
Is that what showboating or.

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
Yeah, unsports kind of hot dog And this is exactly
what happened a couple of weeks ago when the guy
wanted to bring his baby on his graduation walk and
they said no because if you let one person bring
props and crap. Probably Yeah, suddenly got marching bands and
horses and her babies.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
There's also one that title.

Speaker 8 (01:26:21):
He's also one graduated the rules. Apparently graduate did a
backflip and then like knock some other girl over.

Speaker 6 (01:26:27):
Oh no again, what's the same thing once you let
one person and everyone's.

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
It's a sorry, we lot of society people.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Guess what you will live to run again? Thank you,
You'll be fine and you still won. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
Yeah, she's on the record books. It's a little ASTs.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Well, there's this week in audio. Still getting people texting
about kem trails and stuff. You miss that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
You'll just not get it. Come back and get caught
up on the podcast more. What he shows next? What
do you show back in a few? Back in a
few All right, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Thursday,
it is the Wood Show. It's a pre Friday, so

(01:27:12):
it's everybody's in a good mood on a on a Thursday,
right for yourself. I'm cranky, af you are? Why No,
I'm just kidding. I was gonna sit. I'm gonna find it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
What's happening we get from here?

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Gea is a little thrown off?

Speaker 12 (01:27:26):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
I started the morning a little pissy. I have to admit.

Speaker 5 (01:27:30):
Because I have a parking spot, as we all do.
I know where to look for what he's car.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Now you have let me correct you right away.

Speaker 5 (01:27:38):
You have a preferred Yes, God, at this hour of
the day, we just have the spots that we like.
And I pull in and mine's taken. So you know
I have a second favorite, which is right next to taken. Fine,
third favorite next to the beam taken. I have to
part next to you. I'm never gonna remember where I
parked it so far that you did right next to me,

(01:28:01):
but I'm not going to remember that by the time
I get downstairs. Do you have are you guys like
attached to your parking?

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
I mentioned that a million times.

Speaker 13 (01:28:10):
I hate that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
All my spots were taken.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
I can't explain it. It's weird how on the days
that I come in and the spot that I normally
park it not a reserve So I don't have a
reserve spot like anybody else. And when that spot is
taken somehow, it throws the balance of the day off.
And I don't know if it's just a subconscious thing
or maybe there's something at work in the university. Yeah,

(01:28:33):
probably because it's cosmic energy. Yeah, it throws everything off.
Things seem disjointed. Yes, things are more difficult than they
normally seem. And then when I think about it, I go,
when I have those days ago, think, hold on that
I park in my spot this morning, and most of
the time that's on a.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Day it's just Domino's.

Speaker 5 (01:28:52):
And I don't want to put anyone on blast, but
I think it's I think it's some people that work
with us.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
It took my three days. I will say.

Speaker 10 (01:28:58):
I'm also thrown off today because I had to park
in Gina spot this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
At yea Oh okay, I said, so that's what you want.

Speaker 10 (01:29:09):
Different entrances to the parking garage, and one of them
is closed. Okay, So a lot of us usually go
in that way and we had to come in the
opposite way down.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
So let me tell you what happened. She gets here
before you do, she parked in your spot knowing because
you said that's Gina spot, and so you knew it
was her spot, and you park there anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Millions Because then there were the cars next, and I
believe it's probably me, Morgan and Menji.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Oh wow.

Speaker 10 (01:29:35):
So because what happens is if you have to park
on that side, those are the three preferred spots really
for anybody if you're going through that entrance.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
Now, when I came in this morning, somebody and there's
this person in a Ford, one of the new Ford
broncos is always in that spot. If it's going to
be anybody in my spot, is going to be that guy.
I've made eye contact with him once and he doesn't
work here, which is where but he gets in around
the same time that I do.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
He doesn't work here.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Yeah, And then I saw there's another random car. I'm
not sure where that came from, because I get here
before all y'all. I'm here before Sammy, I'm here before
Morgan and all those guys. So there were a bunch
of random cars on that side. And I didn't know
that the other entrance was closed, so that that would
explain that. But it's it is weird.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
You know, it's explainable, but it's also unforgive.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
Some people feel that way about their coffee if they
don't have that first morning cup of coffee or something
else that happens. They literally call it getting out of
the wrong side of the bed.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
Right, That's exactly what it's like, the work equivalent.

Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
We know what else is so weird? Is your spotwoody?
That your preferred spot bothers me?

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
I don't know why an angle crooked? That's where I
had to park, and it seems harder to get in.

Speaker 5 (01:30:41):
I had to park in that weird angle spot and anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
You know why I like that spot because nobody can nobody,
nobody can open their door into you. All the other
spots in our garage are so tightly packed together. There's
not a lot of width to the spots and so
like and and if you're not parked right next to
somebody like that, like sardines, there's another big concrete support. Yeah,
good pointing.

Speaker 8 (01:31:04):
See Now I know of another spot like that, but
I've been reluctant to take it because I think, what
if that's somebody else's preferred spot, So I haven't take Yeah,
but I kind of want to take anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
For the most part, everybody's good today. Yeah it's Thursday.
I all gotta do tomorrow. This is like on a Thursday,
and I feel like I can go out. Yeah, if
the meet up with somebody for dinner because you just
got to power through a Friday, then you're on the weekend.
We thank you for being here. Phones are opening at
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie. You can send us
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got the birthdays, the port of birthday coming up here

(01:31:37):
in just a moment of menace. First, what's happening with entertainment?

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
Well, the actor who played Bubba and Forrest Gump, he
got beef everybody, Williams c You.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Know that because he's got a unique name.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Yeah, that's why a recent so I said, the actor
that played Bubba and Forrest Gump.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
That's the guy's name though R Yeah, yeah, Kelt Yeah,
you nailed it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
Okay, I don't know. But anyways, Bubba he said that
he's never been to Bubba Gump's restaurants because he's quote
never been invited properly to go to the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
You need an invite, invited properly.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Well, but the feeling that I'm getting that he's kind
of butt hurt because he didn't get to participate in
their franchising.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
That's what I'm I'm hinting what I pick.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Up on, well, because investor, Yeah, just the actor, Well,
he says, because he kind of went off script with
the character, Like everything that was printed on there wasn't
exactly what was said, so he kind of improvised. So
he feels that he should get some credit for that character.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
It's like all the things that you can do with shrimp. Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 15 (01:32:44):
Can multecue it, ball it, brawl it, bake it, saltaic
days on Trump come ubs shrimp, creole shrimp gumbo, all right,
and from from Yes Front his pineapple shrimp, Liman's coconut trimp,
shrimp salad shrimp.

Speaker 6 (01:33:04):
And yeah, and by the way, you really can't barbecue shrimp.
It doesn't go well, It doesn't go well, slow slow smoke.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
I mean, I sell, that's not a barbecue. That's well,
I mean there's barbecue shrimp though.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Shrimp with barbecue, Okay, yeah, that Emerald Emerald Gassi Emeralds
New Orleans barbecue trimp is so good, so good. My
favorite con Shrimp.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Now, if you read the original story of Forrest Grump,
Forrest Gump, they did change a lot of it, a
lot of people in the region. Yeah, he went to space.
I think there's a hints of racism in it. I
don't know, but definitely a different story.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
He got beef.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Because he is not part of the restaurant allegedly anyways,
Marco Hamill, you know him, he got beef. Yeah, No,
he doesn't got beef. But he says that dude, Star
Wars should just move on from Luke, and I think
they kind of did.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
They've done it about a thousand times.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Yeah, but said he shouldn't be brought up anymore and
then Star Wars should just move on in the Star
Wars friendship, he.

Speaker 6 (01:34:05):
Just trust like an issue that's non existent. They have
fifteen different Star Wars shows and he's not in all
of them.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Well, they did bring him back for Mandalorian.

Speaker 4 (01:34:13):
Yeah, but I think then he like did he was
in the new trilogy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Yeah, but then he like died and stuff like you
officially went away because like space Ghost Yeah, ye bored
Space Ghost, Mark Hamill.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Luke Skywalker was in that episode of the Mandalorian where
he shut up with whatever is the baby baby Yoda? Right, yeah,
I think that was the case. I don't know. Maybe
Bor it's not paying attention.

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
He's not in this and or thing at all.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Right, No, so he says, move on, everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
All the timelines are different.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Forget about me.

Speaker 4 (01:34:41):
Okay, yeah, I'll forget about it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Oh uh what can you get a clip? Qut up
for me?

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Called I have been delivered? You know the one I've
been delivered.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
I've been delivered.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Oh yeah, I was hoping you would get it more
just that, don't well yeah, update Jojo, see what is
officially in a relationship with Chris Hughes.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
Who can keep up with these hoes? First it was
it was Demi Levado right, uh, she was them whatever?
And then now back to being I guess head a
row whatever. Yeah, and then Jojo Siwa.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
Yeah, I know we've been talking about it from a
couple of weeks, but it's the official official says it's
not plutonic.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
It is romantic sexual.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Again whatever it is you need God to do, that's right, Jojo.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
He just told you it's done. Right now, what did
you come here for? What did you come down here for?
Tell me to get delivered more, get delivered.

Speaker 17 (01:35:43):
Do you believe that the Lord tonight has set you free?

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Yes, sir, turn around and tell those people I'm not
gay no more.

Speaker 13 (01:35:56):
I am deserving.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Yeah, super straight.

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
Well, Jojo doesn't like women no more. Apparently. I don't
know if she's delivered, but she has moved on, by
the way.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
That guy, Andrew Caldwell is his name, and he ended
up going to work for a friend of mine at
a radio station. Yeah, he was on the morning show.
Oh really yeah, nice chick, but I think that morning
show has since been let go. It sounds like a
radio thing to do. Hey, that guy was in a
viral video. Let's tire them. Well he was. He was
local to Saint Louis. He was from Saint Louis. He's nearby. Awesome.

(01:36:38):
Yeah and yeah, and he was on like one of
the one of the hip hop stations. Oh nice, yeah,
great announcer. All right. How about John Chris Cris.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Yeah, you know him from the office, Jim Jim Jim
Dog actually hooks up his mom with ten percent of
all of his earnings.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
Tis Yeah, he gives it to his mom because his
mom told him not to give up on acting. So
when he got out of college, he was living in
New York. He was trying to be an actor, and
he gave himself three years and three years was about
to be up. So he called his mom and said, Hey,
I'm probably going to move back home. And his mom said,
don't give up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Jim, don't come back John.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
You know what, don't come back home. Just keep on trying.
And three weeks later he landed the office. So he
gives his mom ten percent of all his earnings.

Speaker 10 (01:37:31):
So he had called his mom in October of that
year and she said, just give it to the end
of the year. So it was she was basically saying,
give it a couple more months, just stick it out
until the end of the year, and then he got
the office.

Speaker 5 (01:37:42):
That's not a story you hear very often from parents.
It's like, Okay, you had your fun.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
Yeah, come home right now, wait, be on the next plane.

Speaker 10 (01:37:52):
Well, she said to him before he moved out there
to pursue acting. She told him, as long as you
call it when it's time, because as your mom, I
can't ever tell you to give up on your dream.

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
But she did, well, no.

Speaker 10 (01:38:07):
That he was calling it, and she told him to
stick it out till the end of the year, and.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Then I guess next Yeah, then the next audition ended
up being turned everything around. It's awesome. He that uh
Andrew Caldwell guy. So he worked at this radio station
Hot one oh four to one. It was called the
Home Team Radio show. The Home Team. That's the ship
from quit this bitch, no different thing, really different home teams.
So he did the show with this woman, Tiffany Fox,

(01:38:35):
and when it was all said and done, they did
get fired. They guess they got the canceled or whatever.
She put this message on Facebook. Let's be clear that
decision had absolutely nothing to do with me. Uh, there's
always a Judas in the bunch a snake trauma quote
thinking you was the Beyonce of the group backfired and

(01:38:56):
it sank the whole ship with you included speechless time
will reveal all I love y'all. And so apparently apparently
it was mister I've been delivered. No, I'm not gay
no more who thought he was a Beyonce.

Speaker 6 (01:39:10):
Oh yeah, I'm not hiring anybody who posts that after
they get fired.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:14):
I don't want to deal with that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
Yeahow well, I mean people make a lot of really
good decisions. You know that's good stuff, all right, Thank
you very much, Manut no problem. A good time for
your birthdays and birthday.

Speaker 14 (01:39:26):
Show say we're gonna it's shimday.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
We're gonna sitag its say and you know we don't
do all right. Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to
Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy, who's forty six years old today.
Greg Mark Wahlberg, Marky Mark, Marky Mark and star of
all of Greg's Wettest trees back in the Day. He
is fifty four years old. Ron Livingston. He's been in

(01:39:54):
a lot of cool stuff him Peter Gibbons in Office Space,
he was rob and Swingers. He's also one to carry
his boyfriends on Sex in the City. He's fifty eight today.
Jeff Garland, who was the dad on The Goldbergs. He
yells a lot, also does his voic excuse me me
the anxiety Mary's manager Jeff on Curby Enthusiasm. He's sixty three.
Nick Kroll is forty seven. Susie Orman, the financial advisor

(01:40:16):
and the host of The Susie Orman Show, is seventy four.
Mother f and Brian mcnight, the R and B superstar.
He is fifty six and mother f and Kenny G. Yeah,
oh yeah, guess how old he is today? Greg, I'll
just go with sixty nine. He's sixty nine today. Wow.
I did watch there was a Kenny G documentary why
It was like, what an interesting guy he is?

Speaker 12 (01:40:40):
And it was.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
It was interesting, it was it was pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
He always looked like the guy from Color Me Bad.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Oh yeah, all right, I remember them. Yeah, everybody knows
that Color Me Bad. Look. I mean I knew. I
mean now that you say memory, I thought that was
the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
I thought that was Gunny G.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Your porn on Birthday Today is Alex Coal in Today's
Birthday Girl. She's been pounded more than a cheap steak.
Oh in five and eighty fine films, including Alex Cole
Masturbates on her Wedding Day Awesome. She was in My
Virginity Is a Burden Volume four. She was in Mouth
Hugs from Alex Cole, also Oral Queen at Work Volume one.

(01:41:20):
At Work Smothered by My Roommate's boobs was a good one. Also,
she was in Hey put another one in volume one,
and who can forget her unforgettable role in What Are
You gonna do spank me. That's a Alex Cole.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
Greg asked me that almost every day.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
It was thirty four years old today and that's Taporno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Thursday morning. Look
at what's happening in the world of entertainment. We're gonna
take a quick break. We got some more whaties show
for you. Next, hang on, it is a Throwback Thursday.
Another chance to win on a Thursday ticket takeover the
Disneyland tickets lander on this tour. That'll be right around fifty.

(01:42:01):
But on the Throwback Thursday music side of things, we
go up in the clurb and we welcome to the studio.
He's the pride of Pacoima. He's a senior vice president
and managing partner of club Turn Up Ladies and Gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
D J.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Tim mar teenage. Yeah, Tim was on the cruise with us.
So I got to ask you, Tim, on a scale
of one to ten, how much were you already missing us?

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
Eleven O O we got to live together for a week.
I was actually hoping and wishing that you guys.

Speaker 13 (01:42:36):
I was like, maybe if if if I give him
too much? Teamar are they going to be sick of me.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Yeah, I was really nervous that it was actually not enough.
That's not happened.

Speaker 15 (01:42:47):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
We were talking about this a little bit the other
day on Tuesday, our first day back. Oh yeah, I
kind of feel like because we we had so much
time together, I kind of feel like even on Tuesday,
everybody was still kind of sick of each other. Why
is that Freak made a mention of that.

Speaker 8 (01:43:04):
I know there's a lot of togetherness. Ye, yeah, a
lot of it, and then like little comments can just
freight your nerves sometimes. Okay, yeah, I don't recall, but
I remember having one slight.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
Recon like, okay, I get it. Let's like break down.

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
I get it with you for twenty five hours a day.
It's a week. It's like any quote family, even though
I hate that when you talk about work stuff family.
But but but you know, it's like they say, with family,
no matter how much you love your family, and things
are good three days, it's like fish three days and
then it goes bad.

Speaker 4 (01:43:34):
Yeah it starts to stink.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Yeah, it starts, it starts to stink. Now, we were
on the cruise and Tim was obsessed with the snack
mix that they would have at the at the bars,
every bar. Yes, because it was like a mix of
different things. And one one of the things that was
in there with those little tiny rye crisps, you know
what I'm talking about it And I don't know because
he was drunk. He goes, I wonder if you can

(01:43:57):
get just bags of these by themselves? And I go him,
I bet you you can. You can. Now, where do
you go? Where do you go? Where do you go
to find anything that you could possibly need? And have
a sent right to your house? Amazon?

Speaker 7 (01:44:09):
So what I did?

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
Oh you did not? They had him you no one.
It's called a special request garlic rye chips. Now what
I want you to do? Somebody or I can't remember
said it was like, no, that that's not the same thing.

(01:44:32):
I was just going to say, this is the true
taste test. Is is it the same? You're the same size,
but it's got to be Okay, they look I will say,
they look the same. Yeah, I mean I taste the same.
I would spot these from twenty feet away. All right,

(01:44:52):
here we go, here we go, ready, here we go.
They have different flavors. This is the garlic one. I'm
telling you that it's it's it there it is.

Speaker 4 (01:45:00):
Oh, they're really good.

Speaker 13 (01:45:05):
Was it you who said I don't know if they're
going to taste the same?

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
No, I say they were going to take the same. No,
they're not the exact same.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
They're not.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
The ones that were on the ship were way thinner
than these.

Speaker 10 (01:45:17):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
No, I actually think I actually watched Tim eat his
weight in these things. They kept bringing more. These are
them exactly right?

Speaker 10 (01:45:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:45:28):
Like, not only are I'll be proven right, I'm going
to be one. Not only are they the one, they
might even be better.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Oh damn, these are not the ones they Yeah, why
it's better because there's two with these fourteen ounce bags?
Twenty eight ounces? Yeah, wow, there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:45:48):
I mean these are so many carbs though, right, right,
so many cars, so many cars. Did you have that
bar mix that was basically I think they were little
chocolate chips with cranberry cranberry?

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
Yeah, I was delightful. But Tim did not like that
too sweet? He was what is this? I go here,
I'll try it. I go, oh, Tim is actually really good.
He's like, nah, nah, I try it. Tim does not
like raisins. He's one of those guys. I'm not a
big raisin guy. But it was actually really funny. So
I'm sitting with Woody and I go, what's in it?

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
And so we we take a handful and we start
we start dissecting what exactly is in this mix.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Many chocolate chips, there were raisins, There were praisins, crazy
dried cranberry, Oh gotcha, crazes.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
So two out of those three that he just mentioned,
number one, I don't. I'm not a big chocolate guy.
I don't like chocolate and I don't like raisins. So there,
I mean, you're already like negative too in my book.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
Right well, raisin nuts are out, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
But these things with without any alcohol. I mean, one night,
one night it was I was doing a night of beer.
One night I was doing a night of tequila. One
night I was doing a night of old fashions. And
I will say all of them taste so good.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
With Guardetto's special request garlic ride chips. This is what
get focus of Tim's passion right now, his menace will
get on a kick of something. Yeah, pretty much every
lunch and dinner, whatever it is, I think this is

(01:47:21):
gonna be. I wonder how long these back I mean
I can see you like sitting there watching a Dodger game.
Dip dip DJ Tim Martinez is here. You know, he
was a club DJ back in the day, and so
we put him in charge of selecting what song we're
gonna go up in the clurb with each and every
week here on a throw back Thursday, and Tim usually

(01:47:45):
come in with a couple of options. Let's pull the
curtain back a little bit and discuss the options, all right,
usually comes in with a couple of different things before
he settles today's options. All right, not in any particular
order by committee. Here we go, Hi, committee, We are
either going to go with Temperature by Sean Paul. Okay, okay,
I do that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
I was gonna say, come on with Yeah, I know
that so great song, or Heaven by DJ Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:48:11):
That's a good one, or funny enough.

Speaker 13 (01:48:14):
You guys mentioned his birthday Good vibrations, Marky.

Speaker 12 (01:48:17):
Come on.

Speaker 7 (01:48:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
It sounds like it's a unanimous decision. I want to Heaven, Yeah,
nobody cares. I know Sammy, Yeah, I would like a banger.
It's a great song. Yeah. Two out of the three
are are great, Sean Sean Paul is good for about
thirty seconds. I think he's better as a feature, Like

(01:48:41):
like if Sean Paul is part of somebody else's song
and they're carrying the majority of the song. Oh got you.
Let's see. I could go either way. I can go
either way on that statement. What DJ Sammy Heaven? Yeah? Okay,
so your hagers, yeah, your your choices are Heaven from
DJ Sammy and some other person?

Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
Yes or bright up? Y?

Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
Oh? I feel it?

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
Yes, I'm not Greg. You're going Marky Mark Uh yeah, okay, Gina,
Marky Mark. My vote is for Marky Mark Menace and Sammy.
You both say DJ Sammy? Yes, Tim Martinez, it's a
split I hate in this hour. He wants to say
DJ's so bad, but I picked Guardatto's. It's a split room.

(01:49:49):
You get to you get to choose, and by the way,
it's it's your segment.

Speaker 5 (01:49:52):
I mean it happens a great song. I just like
the original better.

Speaker 1 (01:49:55):
It's just a split room. And we were gonna do
majority rules, but it's split so so now I'm gonna
put myself in our listeners will Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:50:04):
Well, I kind of feel decisions. I what do you
want for dinner?

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
No, what do you want for what? Do you want
for dinner? I mean, I just which is a terrible conversation.

Speaker 13 (01:50:15):
Okay, I'm gonna go Shoot, I'm gonna go Heaven.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
Bad decision or whatever. I like the song, it's one
of those like I like the song, but not when
it's standing right next to Good Vibrations. Good Vibrations by

(01:50:45):
Markey Market.

Speaker 9 (01:50:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
DJ Sammy Heaven. Now Brian Adams is gonna be at
the iHeart Radio Music And you can see the original Sammy,
not DJ Sammy. Yeah, Sammy, you can see the original. Yeah.
We have that trip that we're giving away right now.
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(01:51:07):
it over to two hundred two hundred and you got
a chance to be at the iHeart Radio Music Festival.
And because it's our show, we're gonna play both. Yeah,
come on swinging. Yeah we can swing it. We'll do
I don't think we've ever done in a row the

(01:51:28):
show throw back Thursday Swing. Is it a two for Thursday? Yeah,
but two for up in the club. Everyone's happening good vibration.
By the way, The other part of this is, uh,
I feel like that should have been the one if

(01:51:49):
we were going to only choose one, because it's his
birthday today, as we learn before the entertainment during the
entertainment one, Yeah, what he would have. He's the main
character and all of Greg's wettest dreams and his research paper.
That's right, DJ. Tim Martinez, thank you very much as always,

(01:52:10):
great to see you. Thank you again for all your
help and we did as part of the Disney cruise.

Speaker 3 (01:52:15):
Yeah, it was great drinking with all of you together
together and at separate time.

Speaker 1 (01:52:21):
Was that was Tim's favorite excursion to the Mars All right,
Thank you very much, Tim. Yeah, it is The Woody Show,
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(01:52:42):
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(01:53:02):
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(01:53:22):
find us on social media. Look for us on the
social media platform that you love the most at the
Woody Show and a little free plug for The Woody Show.
Merch Store woodieshow merch dot com, t shirts, sweatshirts. I
gotta check out what DJ Tim Martinez about. We have
some other stuff, the lanyards, the mouse pads.

Speaker 3 (01:53:38):
Where is it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
There's a bunch of other stuff that is supposed to
have been post to the website like two weeks ago. Yeah, really,
we have this whole new setup. I still hate the
way that it operates. It was supposed to be so
much more efficient and it is not too bad. Like
those things I just mentioned, Those were printed up I
don't know, a month ago, still not on the web.
They were done and ready to go a month ago.

(01:54:01):
I have no idea. I got to talk to Tim
all right before I get even more. Let's go we're
in such a good mood pre Friday. Greg Gory parting
words wisdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:54:10):
Yeah, if you get mad at somebody texting and driving,
just roll down your window and throw your beer at him.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
That was a that was a big thing for a
while as a quote just pranking where you'd be, you know,
crossing another car on the road and you'd toss your
milkshake out and would hit their windshield.

Speaker 4 (01:54:29):
I would kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
That was so late nineties. That was the just prankin
of the time, and that was even before social media.
I would egg cars and then drive off. Yeah, this
is like you're driving my direction. I'm driving your two
lane rod ok, and I would I would time it
so that it would toss a milkshake out the window
so it would hit your windshield. But here's the thing,
mega dangerous. You can't see right, Yeah, slightly just pranking. Hilarious.

(01:54:56):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for are giving the Woodies Show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it.
Appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.
SMD Double M I quit this bitch