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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
The Woody Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I think this is the Woody Show.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity training class is now in session.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, today is June the sixth, twenty twenty five, and today,
ladies and gentlemen, is Friday. Yeah, so what I'm saying,
Oh my god, hell yeah, welcome to it. My name
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is that's Craig Gory.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Hey, Yes, is here.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Hi, Gina grad Good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Sea Bass is here.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
We've got Sammy, we got bored and men you holding
things down in the production department. Morgan's here, Vaughna is here.
It is Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Let's get it over with as quickly as we can.
All right, Sea Bess does know what time the show starts?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Right there?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Right, I know he's here.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Heau's got duy Q coming. Do I have you well, Friday,
we have the duy Q for you today. Also the
Friday Failed Stories Menaces, late night Monologue, weekend review is
coming up, so hope you're ready to laugh. Redneck news
coming up on the show this morning, some of the
trending news headlines. We'll get into the entertainment stuff. Birthdays,
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porno birthday. All on the way here on this Friday. Whatever,
we gonna get through the morning into the weekend as
quickly as we can, any kind of weekend plans. What
are you looking forward to?
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
My god, so much nothing.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
He's looking for to seeing us?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, wow, what did you say, Greg?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
We've been together every day since May nineteenth.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Since nineteen not wanting so much together, Like.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Do you want me to lie and say like, oh man,
I wish we had another thing going on.
Speaker 8 (02:23):
Yes, whether you like us or not, it feels like
we're clocked in.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, So I mean I'm kind of
looking forward to what's the time?
Speaker 8 (02:31):
Yeah, he's like wondering looking at it.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
What are you doing out into the distance?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, I'm looking like sitting here chopping stuff up like
the show's on the air, and he's like wandering aimlessly
around the studio, lurking and taking things in.
Speaker 9 (02:45):
What are you doing this weekend? Sea, bass?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I am, Oh, I'm I'm going to the b ET Experience.
Oh wow, you didn't invite me. I don't think he's
going for the same purposes that you'd be going for
the public. Yeah, let us go.
Speaker 10 (03:03):
Because BT Awards going on, and there's a whole like
you know convention where you go, yeah, autographs.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Did we ever get any audio from that French bulldog?
Speaker 9 (03:12):
We did? Yeah, Morgan went, we're sitting on that. We
are on it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
We got so busy and crazy and the crews and
everything else. Yeah, we'll have to get to that. So
much good stuff.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
I got some previews, like some other of the convention.
It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's not like, oh like like this is not the
Westminster Dog Show. Somebody had Somebody mentioned the text yesterday
saying like, hey, so what's uh, what's what's deal when
it comes to Corky's Nothing. I'm sure there's sweet dogs.
My sister had one. You said they're ugly, You really
went hard. I just don't think they're attractive dogs. They're
ugly dogs, sluffy, but they're not like flat face. They're
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just little mini little.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
Low to the ground.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's yeah, for whatever reason, I just don't find them attractive.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Bang bulldogs.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Just in general, bulldogs are not with Corky's.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
They are just a little.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Midiature regular dogs. Yeah, they're still fluffy and no, because
it's not proportioned. The legs are like little tiny like nublas.
So it's not the face you hate. No, the face
is fine. Like if it was just like a okay,
so you know how you set up your little avatar
for your your profile on you know, your text or whatever,
your profile picture, thank you. It was just a profile picture, fine,
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not a bad looking dog. It's when you see the
whole thing is a complete work.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
It just freaks you out.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's like, man, what was God thinking?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, what about a docs and weird? Yes, equally ugly.
Speaker 10 (04:41):
Yeah, I don't like those either. Neither of those were God.
Yeah that was all dogs are wolves. So yeah, everything
after wolf is us as humans doing the problems.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Anyway, exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
This is interesting. Kissing can spread anxiety and depression to
part Huh is this some gut bacteria crap? So researchers
following two hundred and sixty eight newlywed couples with one
partner struggling with anxiety, depression, and sleep problems and one
who didn't, but after six months, the healthy partner started
having symptoms of their partner's conditions, and it seems high
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levels of the stress hormone, you know, the cortisol. You
hear about this in the saliva. The people have the
depression and stuff, they're the ones to blame, according to
this study, and they say it can easily be passed
in close contact. I guess that's not that far fetched,
But I don't know. I think that's that seems silly.
You're gonna give some Hey, i'd kiss you, but I'm
really anxious today.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
I don't want you to catch my suicide.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, it seems that seems kind of weird. Now I
can understand if you're hanging around somebody who's got a
lot of anxiety or depression, or they've got sleep problems
and you're sleeping next to them and that keeps you up.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So now you have a sleep problem and you're anxious
about their anxiety.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Right, Yeah, the anxiety and the depression that can like
drag it down. It wears on you after a while
being around you know, someone goes.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Down like that.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Physically catching it, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You're not ready, Yeah, exactly. And I do know what
cortisol is, and cortisol is a real thing, Oh sure,
but I don't know about catching anxiety.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
Right.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
Okay, so this is this is bacteria base. They're saying
the bacteria, the oral bacteria that you would potentially get
from kissing produces like what you're talking about hormones and
stuff or paint effects.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I got some exciting news. Yeah, yeah, I have a hemorrhoid.
Just look at it. Do you need somebody?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You mean? How I know? Do you need confirmation?
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Is this brand new?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Like you were just how did you figure it out?
Like you can you feel it?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Because your butt start to hurt and you're like, what
is that?
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Okay, explain So I've never had a ham rhight.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, I never had a.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Ham r I'm in the same page. G I never
fully what is it?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Can you feel it right now?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I mean yeah, like your your butt is like your
buttholes like like swollen and sore.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Yeah, I feel like a bump.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
If you just let me know, I'll walk you through it.
I'll walk you through. So I blame I blame the cruise.
I blame the cruise, and I'll tell you why because
there was a lot of wiping going on your toilet
without the toilet and I'm not used to. Yes, I
think my butthole has gotten soft. Yeah, it's been pampered
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with these butt washing toilet seats that I.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Use at home.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
All the time, and that's you know, usually how and
then you get on like a cruise and for a
full week, and there was a couple of things access,
there was a couple of things where it's like you know,
it was it just required more paperwork than other jobs.
And I think because it's not one of the ways
that you can you can trigger them, right, it's by
maybe aggressive wiping.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
I'm surprised that that the cruise ship toilet was able
to take the amount of TPE you use.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Because like.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Space toilet.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, now, so is that one of the ways that
they're triggering. Are you looking at that?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
So do you think it's just grazed or do you
are you actually swollen down there?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No? So I checked it.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I saw I checked it while I was you know,
cleaning and stuff in the shower, you know. So I'm
trying to describe for Gina and Greg. Yeah, in a
way that would be appropriate. Okay, So you know when
you're when you're washing your assure and you kind of
like your your finger goes along the surface of your
of your butthole, I would say I would say, I
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would say, if like the bottom the bottom of the butthole,
like directly pointed toward the taint is noon that it about,
I don't know, seven thirty eight o'clock right on on
the butthole. There is like what feels like what feels
like all of a sudden, you're like like like a pee,
like a pie size, like a garbanzo bean.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
You got to go, is it?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah? Really? What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (08:53):
How's that going to help it?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Because it takes the swelling away.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
It is on the inside red preparation essentially. Yeah, yeah,
some pause form.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
So eventually they go away.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Well eventually the swelling and stuff. Yeah, like they because
they get inflamed.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
I guess you'll have a dormant.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I've only had it one other time in my entire life,
and that was years ago, years and years ago. And
at that point, this one it was so bad I
felt like I could tuck it in.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Because because like if you can push it back in
right yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Right, Hey, this is this is uh this life?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Guys.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Can you get more than one at once?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Probably multiple?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Maybe I've heard somebody describe it as a bunch of grapes.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, this is one. Okay, this is one. Like I
said about seven thirty eight o'clock.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
You call it flouer air with fighters with fighters and stuff. Yeah,
it's kind of like that your b hole.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Yeah, so like do you have to sit on a donut?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, I'm sitting here right now. No, I'm sitting here
right now. It's not the most you know, it's it's
as if like you know, when you go through those
those periods where like you for the twenty four hours
or so, like you've been just crapping a lot, and
so it's like you wipe wipe byby and then you
get like that kind of like you've wiped yourself raw.
Yeah kind of thing. It's that kind of feeling. It's
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that kind of feeling. But with this like Lump, i know.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Had a hemorrhoid, it was like debilitated for a couple.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Of weeks to take fair Maybe I'm up to a
month to heel you know, feel you know, it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Feels great though, so farting oh really because it's like
the vibration of it kind of like kind of like
uh like scratches it at least as a pressure kind
of No, it doesn't really the pressure, but it's it's
it's almost yeah, it's almost like scratching a bug bite.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Oh yeah, you look, you look, you look forward to uh,
you know, having a fart or something.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
You gotta go.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Yeah, I mean I'm trying to go. I'm on the
preparation h website. You gotta go at the the strong
stuff though, on the products, because there's one because the
basic ones that you see that are just like the
yellow cover stuff, that's just your basics, you know, can dust.
They have one that has like a silver cover and
that has like the numbing stuff, but it's like three
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times as much and you.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Know what you do with it. Well, I don't know
about that extra strength, but the regular one, you know
what all the pageant girls do with it? Put it
under your eyes. You don't have imax.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, but this is when I had the Is it
the same one that would just flare up? Because that's
the hemorrhoids, and just the same one flares up, it
can be Yeah, I bet that's probably the case. So
this again, years and years, like ten plus years ago,
is the last time this thing flared up?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Is in the same spot?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, And well I guess so, ycidity. I didn't map
it like a dermota.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
It was at seven thirty thirty.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't remember exactly what, but my point is that
last time, like it got so irritating and annoying and
everything else. I was just trying to get it to
go in and just wouldn't go. So I finally went
and I got this repositories. So I'm like, okay, that's
what they recommended, dude, to try to push one of
these things into my b hole.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
Oh, it's so was a task.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Like my body, you know, like you said, it's hard,
like your body doesn't want to die, Like even when
you're ready to go, you're like, God, please take me.
I'm ready. I'm ready now, like when you're old, and
it's like your body is just conditions. Yeah, my body
is just naturally conditioned to not accelax. It doesn't accept deposits.
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So I I, uh, I came within I don't know,
maybe a couple of minutes of asking my wife to
help me out and then and then what I did
is I ended up just like this is where I
put a bunch of hand lotion on it. I just
shoved it up. There is something to lube it up with,
and then.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
It just it's louved itself but the rapid relief is
what you want. You want the I'm on the so
I didn't even know this, but they have a rapid
relief spray.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
It looks like. So that's fun, that's exciting. So that's
your weekend pretty much.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
When you have it last time, how long did it last?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh well, once it did this suppository thing, it was
gone within a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Okay, yeah, so maybe that's what that Maybe that will
be the weekend, the whole weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, that's right. When it comes to products in general,
pain relievers or whatever, if you have an extra strength option,
why wouldn't you get extra like vizine or thailand all,
like get the extra strength.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
My wife is really weird about over the counter even advil. Yeah,
she has a headache, Like she will like avoid it
at all costs. I'm like, what do you think you're
getting addicted to advil? It's not percocets.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
There's no prize for not taking something.
Speaker 11 (13:42):
Not going to work when you really need it, right,
So yeah, I'm kind of like that too.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It's not it's not antibiotic, right, it's over the counter,
low dosage, you know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
Like, yeah, great, if it's not extra strength.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Why why would you buy? Would you buy the regular the.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Musin thing like they had the learn MESX. That's just
like you can just buy right over the carabbit.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
But why not get the the good stuff they wear
your license for?
Speaker 9 (14:07):
Yes, okay, that stuff actually work.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
I'll give you a reason for that. I took that
and I thought I was having a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I love it. Oh good that dude.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
You sleepy that day?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Just take one seven seven forty four, Woodie, send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven. I
go to go close out of the zoom app and
what do I see? I see my boss still on camera,
laying on the ground with his nose out, and there
was a stranger. She was rubbing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Panoter on them.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
The Woody Show and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world on the Friday morning,
No me out here, Greg Bat, Sammy is here. Morgan,
our associate producer is here taking your phone calls. And
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it's her birthday. You got the.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Old Oh babe, thanks, guys, actually have a couple more hours, So.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Banked out of your mom for a couple more hours.
Speaker 8 (15:15):
I don't even knows what time they're born.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I do shut out to my mom too. She did
natural birth so years ago.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Today I came out that thing.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Well, happy birthday, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
And we got three cakes in here as his tradition.
Huh on the on the show, So make sure you
come on here and get some of your birthday cake.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Oh yeah, it was like a yellow there's at it
looks like a pineapple, and then there's a flowery cake
and then a lemon bunt cake.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Fancy.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
I thought you didn't like butnt cakes. Man, I just
don't like anything but cakes. Bunt word nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Cakes, don't commitmory.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I don't commit memory because it's that garbage. Anything but cakes.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
So good.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Anyway, Happy birthday, Morgan. We got the Vonnur video producer here.
We got bored and Menji holding things down the Woody
Show production department, trying to get to the morning as
quickly as we can into that weekend. We got the
d U i Q coming up for you this hour,
and we will start this hour with your Friday fail stories.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
All right, gentlemen, boys, girls in, it's time for your
Frinday foul story.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Acause people thought they had the perfect plan, the plan
that can never go wrong. Then somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big
stake in mega uber.
Speaker 12 (17:15):
I'll try, okay, okay, good harmonies there.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I want the cops so bad.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I had hold, had a hold a pro, had a hold.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Leg a pro a pro.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
Yeah, Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
We'll start with this one from Texas, where the cops
got to call about a possible home burglary. Deputies show up.
The guy who called claimed somebody had broken into the
house and might still be inside. They told him, hey, man,
stay out here while we cleared the place. And while
they didn't find a burglar, they did find a huge,
huge stash of drugs and guns. We're talking pounds of weed,
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pounds of THHD cartridges, plus a ton of xanax cocaine,
six firearms. Oh, and the guy who called totally hallucinating
high out of his mind. He and his chick were
both arrested, taking the fail jail. They were facing multiple felonies,
and the moral of the story he is, maybe don't
call the cops when your house is already a crime scene.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
You know, sailed. It's like these drug smugglers who drive
recklessly get pulled over.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The next one from California, where this chick she went
into a vape shop. She made a purchase and as
she was checking out, a simple five dollar tip accidentally
got entered in his five thousand dollars instead of entering
five zero zero, she keyed in the five thousand. Didn't
notice right away, ploy didn't say nothing. She caught it
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later when she was reviewing the charges on her bank's website,
and that simple error kicked off. Then a month's long
bat with her bank, Wells Fargo, to try to get
the money back. Her initial claims were denied twice, and
it wasn't until she contacted the local news station there,
ABC seven on your Side, that all of a sudden
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things turned around and after months of effing with Wells Fargo,
the five thousand dollars was back in her account just
a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Why does it always take that just because.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
With capital one? Sometimes you know, when I'm generous on
the tipping, I'll notify me and say, hey, did you
mean to put this much?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
And the vape shops that they weren't aware of it either, yea, No,
you would think of five thousand dollars tip would have stuck.
They knew, okay, But if this person had gone back,
you're the woman you go back and go, hey, look
it was a mistake. The vape shop's going to go
all right. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't know how it works from a business standpoint,
Like if somebody gets put in as a tip, does
it go to your I mean I guess it would
go to your credit card account, like your credit card
services account as a merchant.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Actually, that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
And can you just read another words? Can you just
refund it?
Speaker 9 (20:04):
I always wondered how that worked to anybody that has
a job like this, like a service job or anything
like that, when the tips are put in, like on
all the checks, it's just just automatically, Like do you
see how it's all the tips are divided and like
add it up and then it's just automatically put on
your paycheck.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
See. I know how it works from that standpoint because
I was talking to a business owner because I was tipping.
I like, hey, is it better if I just zell
them directly or should I do it through the system.
They go, well, you do it through the system. They
don't have to worry about claiming and doing those kind
of things. It turns out the employees were preferring zell
what But when you put it, it just goes into
their payroll. So yeah, like if you tip twenty bucks whatever,
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it would just go it wud show up on their payroll,
on a line on their pay.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
Stuff is just But is there like transparentuty on like
every transaction.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I'm sure there is.
Speaker 9 (20:54):
Yeah, the accounting matches up.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I'm sure there is.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
There's got to be some legality to that, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah. You kind of use credit cards mostly, right, restaurants,
I use debit card never.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Here's the only time I ever break out that debit
card is I'm getting cash out of the ATM.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
That's it because when you tip with your debit card,
let's say your bills one hundred bucks, you tip twenty bucks,
a hundred comes out, and then about five days later
the twenty.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Because then they processed. Yeah right, It's like to go
to the gas station and it runs for an initial clearance,
like just to make sure the card is active. Yeah,
and then later on it's the exact amount of whatever
you purchased. They run it for almost like a I
know the one place I go, it's like one hundred
bucks they put on hold, and then whatever you then
spend they either add or deduct from that. The debit
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card I don't use for this reason because if there
is some kind of dispute, the money's gone out of account.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
You're begging for it back.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
As opposed to I feel like restaurants are safer. I
don't use it a gas seasons anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Why would you use different on that?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Well, you know my obsession with my credit score. I'm like,
I don't want to get my credit card balance up.
But if you're.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Paying it off, no, I am the same way that
you would use the debit card. Just you can very
next day, Greg, go onto your credit card, just pay
whatever you did last night.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Right, But it's when you go from zero to big
balance it affects your credit score, not if you pay
it off. I do pay it off every month.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
That's the names problem. If you're keeping it paid, it's
not my credit.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
I was friends with some very shady waiters. I would
not do that all right.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Well, when it comes to quoting movie dialogue, one of
my favorites is this one from Raising Arizona. This is
when h I McDonough played by Nick Cage, was a
meeting with the parole board. I love thish, Hi.
Speaker 10 (22:41):
It doesne served your twenty months, and seeing as how
you never use live am, we got no.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Choice but to return you to society.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's doors going to swang wide. I didn't want to
hurt anyone, sir. They got a name for people like you, Hi.
That name is called Recitiism.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Repeat.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Not a pretty name, is it high?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
No, sir, that's one bonehead name.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
But that ain't me anymore. You're not just telling us
what we want to hear.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
No, sir, no way, We just want to hear the truth.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
Well, then I guess I am telling you what you
want to hear.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Didn't we just tell you not to do that? Yes, sir?
Then okay. Then I thought it was a repete old fender.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
I thought it was gonna be I'm gonna be taking
these Huggies.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, I love that one.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Whatever else you got in the cash are you.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Taking your You're taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Not to go on? Hey, sees, it's a stick up.
Everybody freeze everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Out of the ground. Well, which is it, young feller?
You want I should freeze or get down on the ground.
I mean to say, it's not freeze. I can't rightly drop,
it's I drop.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
I'm going to be in motion, you see.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, okay, then okay, then that's all good. It's okay
then yeah, okay. Well, anyway, this guy in Texas got
a duy. He bonded out of jail. The very next day,
calls the sheriff says, hey, man, can I give the
stuff that was in my car? The car got him pounded,
So they did. They went and got the stuff out
of the car, and the process of collecting all that crap,
they popped the trunk and bam, they found a bunch
(24:21):
of cocaine that they weren't expecting. So they showed up
at the motel where this dude was staying, very classy,
and they arrested him again, this time for possession, and
then right back to fail jail. He went sales repeto
fer repeto fender Gae're gonna swing wide And then I'll
(24:43):
give you one more story. Fail story from New Jersey
where this guy thought it'd be a good idea to
steal a tire off of somebody's car. It was four
fifteen in the morning. But it didn't go well because
even though it was that early in the morning, the
person who the car belonged to who caught him mid
heist and instead of running the tyler, the tyler stealing guy,
(25:05):
he chose violence. He decided he would just fight the guy.
But here's the thing. The guy he was stealing from
was an off duty police officer who was trained to
handle things like combat with morons. He was able to
deal with his a hole. He called his buddies to
work for back up. He would be tied bandit hauled
off to fail jail, quick detour first to the hospital
(25:26):
because he had to get bandaged up from the ass
kicking the off dudey Cob gave him grand theft stupid
love fails.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, I hope he never recovers. I know.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
That's what's up. That's awesome. And those are your Friday
fail stories. We got the phones open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, we're looking for a contestant for our
next segment. This is the Dumbass Contest for the day,
which will be the Duyq Sea Bass will join us
with some clips that he got talking to a drunk
out on the streets. Answering someone. He would call it
(25:59):
very easy, simple trivia questions. You will have to guess
whether the drunk knows them yes or no. And if
you can do that to two times out of three,
you'll be the winner of the duiq which will be next.
But if you want to play, call now, we'll get
that set up. Eight seven seven forty four Woodie. That's
eight seven seven forty four wood show.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
This is and it's time to play today's dumb ass contests.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
And today's dumb ass contest is.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
The Q Yeah duiq s masters playing the game to
everybody please, oh yes, somebody nice and drunk?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Who is? Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Sorry, who is nice and drunk? I should say not me?
I'm very sober.
Speaker 10 (26:41):
I asked them some easy trivia questions. Then you play
the game by guessing is this trunk person so drunk
that they will know the answer to these questions that
otherwise everyone always knows. If you can guess whether they
know two times out.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Of three, you win. All right, Since it's your birthday, Morgan,
we'll let you choose.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Oh, don't make me do this, let's go Connor. He
sounds a little more mature and old.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I like the great all right, you hear that, Connor?
You sound mature.
Speaker 13 (27:05):
Yeah, nicest thing anyone said about me today.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
That's right, still early. Yeah, Well, Connor, welcome and a
happy Friday to you. You're gonna play the d u
y Q and uh, before we get to the questions
that count, we're gonna get to know the drunk a
little bit better. Little little idea, just how with it
or not with it?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
They are?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And who is this person?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Here is Sarah.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
She's out drinking, and she can explain very scientifically why
her mixer and her cocktail of choice is the right
thing to do to keep your stomach settled.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
All right, here's Sarah for the d y Q. Wait
drinking tonight.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
But Cardi sprites all day.
Speaker 14 (27:40):
You should try it. Didn't your mom whenever you had
a stomach egge.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Drink sprite or jajirew.
Speaker 14 (27:47):
I mean, Sprite's better for you though it's got a
lot more.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Could you do an ad for sprint right now?
Speaker 14 (27:50):
Oh yeah, that's not okay, First quencher, drink it, do
it when you're out, do it when you're sick. You'll
have no issues with your sprite here in hand, No hangovers.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Wow, right, now it's going to steal that.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure all that was old lives tale
is like, no soda, it's going to do anything for
your stomach.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, they did reas to sell you could get coke
syrup at the pharmacy when I was a kid.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
What year was this?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Is this real?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah? It was like in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
It was a regular bottle.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
No, it looked like a little almost like vanilla extract,
like the little bottles like that. It would come in
this little and it was it was just cola syrup
and it was almost like a demiglaze. You'd see, like
a reduction kind of consistency. And yeah, you would just
put it on a spoon and you and that would
like calm your stomach.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Wow, that's very old timy.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, I'm never thinking it was cool because I'm like, wow,
we weren't allowed to have sodas close to Coca colas.
All right, So that is uh, that is Sarah Connor.
Are you ready for question number one?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Let's do it? D U y Q.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Mary Shelley only wrote what novel?
Speaker 15 (29:15):
Oh this is a fun question because the answer is easy,
but he did not necessarily that, Oh, that was his
or her only book, right, I.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Didn't know that Mary Shelley only wrote Mary. I'm assuming
it's a chick, right, she only wrote what novel? Humm,
I have no idea. Why would this be easy?
Speaker 8 (29:43):
Culture?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
We'll explain why.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It's quite easy, guarantee whatever. I'll probably have heard of
the book guaranteed. But Mary Shelley rings zero dolls.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Well, I'll start with a triple no.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
As far as the game goes triple no, triple no.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Do what do you think, connor?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Man, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 9 (30:08):
With no, but I agree with them.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Once you hear it, you're gonna be shocked. So don't
give us the answer. But do you know the answer?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Question number one for the d U y Q will
start with Menace and Sammy. Mary Shelley only wrote what novel? Sammy,
Little Women, Little Women? Menace, Gone with the Wind Gone.
That is the answer.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
It is Frank.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
He is often titled because they wanted to make sure
you knew it was a lady that wrote it.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
They did a movie called Mary Shelley's Frank.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
And wasn't she like a teenager? Is like super young?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I think so that is alleged.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Yeah, sci fi the first you know what, I think
they did do a drunk history on that. There you go, Yeah,
damn it.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I know he was just too high or too drunk
to write other works.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Okay, I remember like that episode she was part of
like some writing club and they didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
And yeah, well, Connor, you're saying that our drunk friend here,
Sarah will not get this.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Is that correct?
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Does not know it?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Does not know it? Question number one d u i Q.
Mary Shelley only wrote what novel? Don't know Mary Shelley is?
When was she born? Eighteen hundreds? Not my age, all right?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
A little bit older? Not my age? All right?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Well, congratulations, Connor, you are on the board. You got
yourself your first point here in this round of the
d U i Q.
Speaker 10 (31:39):
Question number two, what's the only team Dirk Neavitzki's played for?
Speaker 3 (31:44):
So far?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
He could come back? That's it? A little bit of
a hind.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
What's the only team Dirk Neavitzki has played for?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Triple no same.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
I have a little faith in menas you do.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
This came up sort of recently because a lot of
people hoped, again, this is a hint, but it's not
a good hint. A lot of people hoped a certain
other player would stay also stay with this team forever.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
It's actually kind of a big hit.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
Yeah, that is a big hint.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
All right, Well, you live in a basketball household. That's
all your husband watches. How is he with the Pacers win? Goodness?
Speaker 8 (32:20):
They woke me up?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Tell me all about it.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
They they literally didn't lead at all except for the
past last point four seconds of that game.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So question number two.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
I'm gonna say, Yeste menus, because you guys just gave
away the sport.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
So yeah, I don't think that's gonna help.
Speaker 10 (32:36):
And I gave away another big clue exactly. Yeah, I
still say, no, we're really giving them a leg up here, I'm.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Gonna say, Yester metus, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Notice I'm still going triple now, notice Sarah, Okay, Connor,
what do you think?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Come on, man, I'm gonna give a minute some faith here.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I think he's gonna.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Get it all right now?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
But what about the drunk person which is the actual
game here?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say she has zero clues.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Zero clue.
Speaker 10 (33:03):
Question number two d U I Q what's the only
team Dirk Nevik has played for?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Menace the Knicks, the Knicks, Sammy the Heat, the Heat
both are.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
In looking for, say.
Speaker 10 (33:22):
Well his amateur career and d J k wotzbig that
was Germany's second tier lead.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Now, who's the other? Okay, bonus question for Sammy? Who's
the other player? They were hoping We're gonna was gonna
stay forever.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
It was going to stay forever.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
Yeah, the Mavericks was hoping there was a Lance something.
Speaker 9 (33:40):
Or something, Luca Luca to get to Luca.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
What Luca?
Speaker 8 (33:52):
What's his last name?
Speaker 9 (33:54):
Now that I'm on the spottom linking da Vinsky?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
All right, Question number two for the d u i Q,
Connor says that Sarah will not get that's the case, Connor,
You're going to be the winner of this round seat if.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
You are right.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
What's the only team Dirt Nevinsky has played for? Football?
Speaker 7 (34:19):
That's a sport football, Chicago Bears football Bear.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
But hey, Connor, congratulations you are the winner on the
d u i Q. Hell yeah, congratulations, and hey also
congrats on the nice compliment that you got from from Morgan.
Speaker 13 (34:38):
There you.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
All right? Well, Connor hang on one second, we'll get
all your information. Winner on the d U i Q today,
There's Connor. Have a great week, John Connor. Let's see
we got one more question, Question number three d U
i Q. What chess piece can only move in an
L shap?
Speaker 10 (35:00):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (35:02):
I know this, I do too.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
How do you know it? Huh?
Speaker 8 (35:06):
How do you know?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
What do you mean? How do I know it?
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I'm trying to remember what the piece is called. I
could picture it. What is it called?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Oh? Okay, I got it? Okay, I think I have
it about this? Oh wait, am I no?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Kind of you know it?
Speaker 8 (35:19):
If you know the chess piece?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You know? Yes, Okay, I think I do know it.
I'm gonna I'm gonna say triple no, triple no. Yeah,
Sammy looks oddly confident.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
Uh yeah, like I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'll say yes for Sammy. Man now, Menace is looking confident?
Am I seeing stuff?
Speaker 7 (35:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
No for Sarah, I'll say yes for these two confident face.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
It's been so fun to go triple no this whole game.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I'll just keep going to stick on triple no no
for a sweep of none. Yeah, Greg, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Triple no?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Triple no menace and Sammy, do you think Sarah's gonna
know it?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Nor?
Speaker 10 (36:01):
Question number three for the d U, I Q, what
chess piece can only move in an L shape?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Menace?
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Gesture?
Speaker 2 (36:11):
The gesture is that even the piece?
Speaker 16 (36:17):
I can't do that? No gesture gesture, Sammy Night?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Because the horse, Yeah, the horse.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
I was like, the horse piece, and then I was like.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Is that that's not the bishops?
Speaker 9 (36:35):
Initially?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, So there's the King, the Queen, the Night, which
is the horse, and then what else? What are the
other two? The Bishop, queen not you? Sorry?
Speaker 9 (36:46):
Wait which ones did you list already?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
King, Queen Night, which is one we just talked about.
They can move in the L shape? What are the
other two?
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (36:55):
The tower? The tower, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I mean it looks like a tower. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
And then the little tiny one yeah, the the mini
and one more what what what are they?
Speaker 8 (37:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:11):
The Bishop in the pond right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
That one. That guy, that dorky guy. He's big on social.
Speaker 8 (37:21):
Media, Carl Magnuson.
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Yeah, I constantly see him online, but he just got
beat by some Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Uh, the horse is also called the rook. That is
that true? The tower is the tower?
Speaker 10 (37:37):
Correct, yeah, okay, and the horse is the Yeah, don't
don't trust the text.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Because now no, because now I thought I thought the
tower is like bishop, the bishop is don't look at me.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
The bishop moves diagonally. That's the bishop is the one
looks like with like a little little circle.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Right, So what's the tower? Then the tower? The ones
like the little yeah, okay, a little crown thing on
the top. Let's okay, Yeah, all right, I was completely
missing a piece. Then might hear the term castling?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Right? Yeah, okay, I was.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I was totally spacing on that other piece together.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Question number three for the d uy Q what chess
piece can only move in an L shape? The queen?
And what do you love about the queen?
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I'm a queen, she's a queen.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
We're all queens. Queen, I'm a stupid queen. Alright, Well,
that's how you play the d u y Q. We're
gonna take a break and then I have I have
some pretty exciting news for you, the Woodie Show listener.
It is something for next week, okay, something something I
got for you for next week, all right, And I
will have that announcement for you next year on the
(38:48):
Woody Show, hang on, be right back. As we mentioned
a number of times, we all know the Greg Gory
out of principle at this point, refuses to get the
real I.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
D it was very easy to the man. That's a show.
I'm not sticking to anybody. I'm just not doing it.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
The TSA. The TSA is trying to shut down these
rumors though, because people like Greg are out there thinking
they can use their Costco membership card.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah that's what I thought, and a.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Real ID, which you can't anymore. Well, because there was
there was something that got shared online. It was an
article that was written I forget the name of the site,
and then people just ran with it. Of course they did,
because yeah what all though? Where were you ment of
Santa Anna?
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Yeah, it was at Santa Anna John Wayne Airport probably
like fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
This is a long time ago.
Speaker 9 (39:35):
Yeah, when I didn't live in southern California and I
was going to Disneyland and I lost my idea at
Disneyland and I get to the airport and I go,
wait a minute, I have my ID and they go, well,
what do you got? I have this Costco gift card.
I mean this Costco card and they.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Go like, all right, simpler time.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yeah, because there was another oh I know what it was.
It was Vegas. This is also years ago. We went
to Vegas probably like two thousand and eight, two thousand
and seven for a whole thing where we went to
these different things around town and we were recording different
segments and like a WOODI show field trip to Vegas
kind of thing. And afterwards we were at the airport leaving.
(40:19):
MENACE's bag goes through security and you would have think
that he hit the progressive jackpot.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I wish.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
All these alarms going off and everything else, like what
the f is going on? Menace gets pulled aside, they
take his bag.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
The whole thing.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
One of the places that we had gone in Vegas
was a place called the Gun Store, and you can
go there and shoot a k's and all kinds of stuff.
It's it's a gun range. Yeah, it ruled. It was
a lot of fun. But he brought his backpack with
all the camera equipment, recording equipment for the audio, all
the stuff inside, and so there's gunpowder all over the place.
(40:54):
So when he went through and you know when they'll
they'll swipe your bag to see if there's anything explosives
or whatever. That's what it was picking up on because
it was just covered in gunpowder from the gun store.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Tie you uh no, but they detained me for a
little bit. Yeah, the little anal probo, which I enjoyed,
what you enjoyed. But he was freshly cleared out because
he took a dump at the hotel before we left. Yeah,
but we had to like go through the whole bag
and yo, yo when I had and stuff. Yeah, you
can show them the video from the gun store. Yeah,
that was fun, dude. We were loved that place that was.
(41:28):
That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
So great.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Well, yeah, so your your costco I D won't work
and to replace your real idea, although if you do
lose your license, they will go through and try to
help you verify your identity and you can use a
bunch of different stuff, just not your costco ID. That's
not gonna that's not gonna do the trick. And I'm
sure that happens in Vegas all the time at the airport. See,
I'm always paranoid about like passports. Oh yeah, like when
(41:52):
you're traveling you yeah, somehow you misplaced it or.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, yeah, is that when you.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Would go to the s I have no idea what
to do.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, I'll probably just sit there and wait to die.
He's ourbecile now, dude, crazy watching like how much people
are freaking out. The Nintendo switch to is officially out.
It's chaos out there trying to get one best buying game.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
They're only selling them in store right now. That means,
you know, unless she felt like getting up like dark
and early and standing in line next to an adult
in a Pikachu hoodie, you're you're probably out of luck. However, however,
all next week the Woody Show is give me a
chance to win one. I'll hack ye because look right here,
(42:50):
I got my.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Hands a.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Boom boom. It's a friend, it's it's on its way
to me right now. This is this is one I'm
trying to get. We will have up to five and
I'm thinking, uh, switch or switch for the contest where
it will either be like a spin on the wheel
(43:15):
for like a like a gift like a cash card,
or it's the mystery box and there could be a
switch in there, or no switch. We hit menace with
a switch. Yeah, yeah, switch or switch? Get your chance
to win the Nintendo switch to each day next week.
I love here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 8 (43:37):
That's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I haven't really thought it out too much. It can
completely change by Monday, and it could be just one
of those eight collar ten ones. I don't know, but yeah,
let's get crazy. I can tell you how much I
paid for this too, was five eighty three dollars.
Speaker 8 (43:53):
This one comes with the game then too.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
No, no, no, no, these are all second I got it
actually on you know how stock X sells shoes and
things like that. It's the stock x site. They sell
other things. But I did to buy it now just
so we would secure one, to have one so we
can so we can, you know, give it away.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
So I just did.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
I did this for the first one because then they
said today apparently, like if you don't want to leave
the house, apparently this morning is your best chance to
find one online.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
And I don't know how any of that works because
I'm I'm not like any kind of big gamer guy.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, I don't know how it works.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Now, I mean, do they they sell They still sell
physical games, right, like you can go buy a physical
copy of a game?
Speaker 9 (44:37):
Still stop? Still there, I was.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Wondering because I didn't.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
A lot of the times that my son for the PlayStation,
he buys it from the store that's online through the console. Yeah,
just downloads it to the console.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
But I think they have them at like Target and
stuff too, because I'm always being for those Yeah the kid.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, I mean I see the section, but I always
thought that was like maybe extra control rollers or the
consoles themselves.
Speaker 9 (45:02):
Sammy does bring up a good question. Does the new
version have physical game?
Speaker 3 (45:06):
I have no.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Excuse me, I have no idea. So, but short of
winning one here on the Woody Show, your best BET's
probably gonna be you know, the old school thing like
physically walking into a store and having to make eye
contact with with another human being.
Speaker 7 (45:21):
Like.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Driving to a store. Right, Why is life so hard?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Switch to is all right? I was able to get
one Wednesday night, an hour after best Buy was open.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Sweet.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah, physical locations, you know, like not online stuff right now.
But that apparently today is the day where you might
be able to start finding him online. I don't know. Yeah, sweet,
But either way, I know we will have switches to
give away next week. Switch to to.
Speaker 9 (45:51):
Give away here on the on the Wooded Show, I'm
traumatized by the Nintendo giveaways, I mean the Nintendo console
because you know how we always have those nightmares that
there's gonna be an event where no one shows up. Well,
I was hired to do like a midnight release at
a Best Buy for the Game Boy three D and
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it was like, Oh, everyone's gonna be out there, like
all these lines for like this switch or whatever. They
brought out a bus with all these dancers from Nintendo.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Dancers, dancers like dancers, dancers like dancer.
Speaker 9 (46:25):
Was like, dude, you know they're all marching and everything.
No one showed up to buy this thing. It was
empty slop. Yeah, it was a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
But dancers, dancers.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Now we need dancers dancers for our switch or switch
giveaway your chance to win starting Monday here on The
Woody Show and another new album, Insensitivity Training Freight Politically
Correct correct War out here on a Friday morning. Yeah,
trying to get through this morning and the weekend is
quickly as we can. June sixth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Thank you for being here.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
I'm whatdy that's Greg Gory Menace is here put my
final touches on his late night monologue week in review.
We'll have it here for your momentary.
Speaker 13 (47:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Wow, just when you thought I couldn't get any better,
said Gina grad Good morning, sea baths. We got Sammy.
The birthday girl. Morgan is here's birthday yet? Thirty one?
Oh only nine more years until you're forty. Oh when
you say that, Greg, like nine more.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Years until you're forty. I told her this morning to
enjoy her youth.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
That sounds amazing.
Speaker 9 (47:40):
I walked in. I said, oh, you're so old and washed,
and she's like, oh, I thought you were gonna say why.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, when you when you get a crack into these cakes.
Speaker 9 (47:49):
Yeah, everybody's waiting.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Are you guys really waiting for me?
Speaker 3 (47:52):
He yes?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Oh? Okay, Well the birthday person has the first.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Well I thought maybe Vaughn could, but I mean high enough. Yeah,
I'll come in.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Okay, Well, happy happy birthday. There's a there's Morgan. Phones
are up in eight seven seven forty four Woody Friday
check ins. You can send those to us on the
text over to two to two nine eight.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
Seven Boys and Girls said this time for Minas's late
night monologue week in read, Yeah, gotta people all age.
Speaker 9 (48:29):
Minute, everybody, what's going on well, and news nobody saw coming.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are fighting online. Next, you're
gonna tell me water's wet and great glory isn't a
ravenous whore?
Speaker 4 (48:43):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (48:44):
That's up fixed for Craig.
Speaker 9 (48:46):
Yes, predictable, you feel me?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
I mean it's accurate, yeah, yea.
Speaker 9 (48:51):
And more exciting news winter Sientil is adding locations to
Walmart around the country. It's like, how can we make
shoppers hotter? I don't know, maybe five chili dogs for
five dollars, you know what I'm saying? All Right, Aaron
Rodgers will be the new quarterback for the Steelers. Yeah,
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that's the junk. Hilarious.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
It's a terrible nightmare.
Speaker 9 (49:20):
Yeah. The new Nintendo switches out and people are lining
up like crazy, And one buyer said, Mario, you're making.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
Me, Luigi, I'm making you.
Speaker 9 (49:33):
Speaking of Mario and Luigi, it's like who's cleaning whose pipes?
Speaker 3 (49:37):
First?
Speaker 13 (49:37):
You feel me, Sammy? Ironically, I get a room on it.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
You look at us. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Second, before you go on, I was gonna make sure, Yeah,
can you check your supply?
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Make sure that Sammy didn't dunk into it. Yeah, she
may have gotten a little old contact.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
You know what, I did walk into the office earlier
for a little bit.
Speaker 9 (50:03):
So yeah, all right, Well, doctors are putting out another
warning again, ladies, if you're taking diet drugs and the pill,
the pill might be less effective, So don't end up
being a fat whore.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Like Greg Gory.
Speaker 9 (50:15):
You know, I know what you're saying, So ravenous, so ravenue.
The US ANALYSI travel band on twelve countries, which affects
me because my outback steakhouse reservation just got canceled in
the congo.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Oh did you see, by the way, Greg, Laos is
one of the countries. Every time I hear I think
a Greg Gory.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I think it's the most random, funny sounding country on planet.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
And people who are from Laos.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
They're Laotia, the Laosia? What do they even do that?
Where are you from? I'm from Blaus.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
The longest things are just cracked cracked, Greg.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Up from Laos, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Why? Can you check your stash? Make sure that Greg
Gordon tamp into.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Oles doesn't get enough shine? You know nobody talks about Laos.
Speaker 9 (51:07):
I got it got to look right. I saw a
headline on USA Today dot Com saying Amazon reveals best
books of the year, and you might as well just
have a headline that says get aids fast.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Ain't nobody could go on that.
Speaker 9 (51:27):
Another better do better? All right? Speaking of visual aids,
the new Wicked trailer is out and let's just face
a society is over, So please just bring the super volcano.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Already, because.
Speaker 9 (51:44):
Because if I have to go through another run of Wicked,
I need to find a time machine to go back
to COVID. It's like, where's the bat at? I want
to have sex with it? Man, it is like that,
I'll sixty nine it right now, you know, Okay, I
can't do this Wicked thing already.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
I figured it out. Yeah, Menas has his He works
very hard on this. You can tell he puts a
lot of time into this, right yea. The problem is
the reading. Right, So when he's it's written if you
just read it, but when Menace is delivering it, there's
things that are supposed to go together that have a
pause between, right. I finally figured out because sometimes like
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especially a long pause, the long long Yeah, that's the reading.
Speaker 8 (52:26):
I see.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
I was skidding, all right, Well, it's like bring on
the super Bowl.
Speaker 9 (52:34):
Yeah, I just can't wrap it up now. So anyways,
we're having a great show for you.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Step choke.
Speaker 9 (52:43):
There's a couple steps on. So anyways, we have a
great show for you. O. J. Simpson's son is here
and Madonna have a great show. I had to take
out a couple of lines because it kept on stop
going down, so.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
We can, we can.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
It's not I want to hear the you work so
hard on the jokes. I want to hear that it's
not even funny. Though it wasn't funny to begin with them.
We hear the it was funny like you there, Give
give us one of them. You don't do all them,
Just give us one.
Speaker 9 (53:11):
No, it's not funny when you set it up like that.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Just try it.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Is there anything about Laos?
Speaker 10 (53:20):
It's one of those countries to get screwed because they're
fully landlocked, but Vietnam like takes the whole coastline.
Speaker 9 (53:25):
We did look up houses in Laos one time. Affordable
and quite affordable.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
We might be moving and we.
Speaker 9 (53:32):
Might go there.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Shout out to Laus, shout it out.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
I want to hear one of these jokes.
Speaker 9 (53:39):
Yeah cool. Let me see Sinny Sweeney is selling soap
with their bath. See it goes with the other joke
that got So this joke comes out of what it
comes out of the bat.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
Having section the badge, I got it.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Got it?
Speaker 9 (53:56):
Now that bad is selling burgers at Walmart?
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (53:59):
All right?
Speaker 9 (54:00):
Yeah, that was pretty much okay.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
And then Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 9 (54:02):
Sidney Sweeney was the setup that she's selling her bathwater
bath water, So all right, it's all good.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
I'm always used in the behind the scenes stuff, Greg.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Like I like the underthing of me being a horror though.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
That was good.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
Yeah, it's show all right.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
So I got a brand new redneck news coming up
for you now, Greg, I did think about you yesterday.
I've been trying for years to get Greg to be
less nervous, more comfortable about flying.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
Right so far it's a losing battle. Yeah, there's been a.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
Couple of flights he has, he has. Overall, he's gotten
better a little bit. We've come a long way since
today where he was on the plane and they relocated
his seat to the back. The flight attendant came up
and said, sir, we're gonna have to relocate you to
a different seat. You're making the other patches rather nervous
(55:15):
because he was. He was knuckling it, digging his claws
into the arm rest. Oh god, yeah, god.
Speaker 8 (55:21):
It was freaking everybody.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
And I totally thought she was approaching me to say,
is there anything I can get you to throw drinks
in the bathroom? Yeah, And they put me right by
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
And I'm just gonna share this that I'll move on.
But so, doing one of my flight lessons yesterday, we
did something that even I was like, wow, this is
kind of crazy.
Speaker 3 (55:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
Well that's why I bring it up because I am I'm.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
Not phased by and that didn't even bother you.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
I'm not phased by any anything. Really, I've been skydiving,
I've done all those different things. We did something because
when a plane is coming in for a landing, sometimes
you'll get what they call a short approach, meaning when
the plane is on final the runway is straight ahead
right and you have some time to get down to
altitude for you know, landing. But sometimes you're coming the
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opposite direction of a parallel to the to the runway,
but you're traveling in the opposite direction, and air traffic
control say can you do a short approach, meaning do
a quick turn, But you're a higher altitude than what
you need to be, and you don't have a lot
of time to get down to altitude to land the plane.
Speaker 3 (56:31):
Instead of going way beyond the airport doing a huge
U turn coming back.
Speaker 8 (56:35):
You just know, real quick, flip a bitch, do you turn?
Speaker 3 (56:38):
You do like a.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
Pretty tight turn, and now you're pretty close to the runway,
but you're way high from where you should be altitude wise.
You do something called a slip landing, which we were
practicing yesterday, where you basically just lose a ton of
altitude and a very short amount of time while maintaining
your air speed and you're not diving. What you would
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do in this particular case is you put full rudder
left or right, depending on which way the wind's coming from.
You know, you're always landing into the wind, so if
the wind's coming from the left, right, you would just
jam down on the right rudder and then use your control,
your flight control, you know, to then turn into the wind.
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So the but the plane just starts dropping like a rock.
And I'm basically standing on the right rudder because you
have to put full rudder in. I'm standing on this
rudder and I'm using my my flight control, it's called
an aileron right to uh to to kind of keep that.
This is how you're you're maintaining your your center and
this thing is just dropping the nose is you're just
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dropping and you're not losing air speed like that. And
I was thinking, man, this is something that you would
just say, you know what, I'm not available for this
kind of approach. If Greg is ever with you, you
are not available for this kind of a probe.
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Would they ever ask that?
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Because you can do it, because there's a lot of
traffic and it's it's not a it's not an unusual maneuver.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
I would just say, no, I'm gonna fly another fifty miles,
we'll turn around it and it's not an unusual maneuver.
You know you can do it. But I'm just thinking, man,
Greg would die. I would die. I would That would
be with the day I had the stroke.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
The first few times I did it, and it was weird.
It is a very strange feelings view. Wow, you sure
this is safe kind of thing?
Speaker 6 (58:28):
Does the instructor have like controls if you freak out
or whip it?
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Okay? Yeah, but I'm not freaking out because I trust them,
you know, in controls. Yeah, and then you get my controls,
your controls. I learned that from watching the rehearsal. Yeah, yeah,
but it was.
Speaker 3 (58:44):
It was cool.
Speaker 8 (58:45):
Wow, and you're here to tell the tale.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah it was. But I thought I thought about Greg.
With our recent flights, what I still can't break the
habit of when I take my seat, I stare out
the window and see the guys loading the bags in,
and I think to they don't have to get on
a plane right now. Jealous of super lucky the person
working at the restaurant in the airport. She doesn't have
to get on the plane right now. She's so lucky.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
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don't every day it is caping score in a game
of darts. PA's rednick News and today's redneck News is
from Arcadia, Florida, where the cops they're on the lookout
for a woman who was wanted for theft, and I
do have a clip here. This is a little bit
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of the report from the local news.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
The DeSoto County Sheriff's Office is on the hunt for
a woman suspected of stealing an adult tricycle, and her
distinctive fashion choice is raising eyebrows. Spec was captured on
a doorbell camera wearing a tiger print onesie. Authorities quickly
identified the suspect as Emily Hesters. However, efforts to locate
her have proven challenging. The sheriff's office reported that her
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former residence has indicated she is no longer welcome wild.
The stolen tricycle remains unaccounted for. The sheriff's office is
urging the public if you spot someone riding off in
a tiger onesie on a tricycle eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
They called the number anyway, so and people did, they responded.
The County Sheriff's office arrested Emily charged her with grand
theft involving property value between seven hundred and fifty and
five thousand dollars. However, the tricycle remains missing. Oh no,
now adult tricycle. I have not looked it up.
Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Yeah, what is that is it?
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I mean I've seen the recumbent bicycles that old gross guys. Yeah,
it's literally a tricycle.
Speaker 10 (01:00:53):
I've seen tricycles like if you if you're ever in
a big, big factory or warehouse, they may have a
trike that they used to take tools.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
See all right, so it's just a bi yeah, two wheels, yeah, basket.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Yeah, it looks you know what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
It looks like one of those beach cruisers like you see,
except with the instead of having the one wheel in the back,
has got the two.
Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Okay, I have seen these. It would so not be
embarrassing to ride them. It also looks.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
It's just for old people.
Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
Really.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Yeah, it's kind of the same, like the same general
structure as like a petticab, like a whether they call
those things pettica Is.
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
That what it is? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
There's a from Arcadia, Florida. That's Emily Hester's who was
on the run after stealing an adult tricycle from someone's house.
Dressed in a tiger print Onesie. Yeah, and that is today.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
It's raid Nick. All right, we're gonna take.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
A quick break. I get some more show coming on
for you next, Hang on The Woody Show, The Woody Show.
Here's something else I saw I thought about Greg. Oh, no,
so this happened? Uh Mechlesburg County, their commission. This is
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North Carolina. Their commission met on Tuesday this week, and
as a protest, somebody let a bunch of bugs loose.
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
In the room. That's not a protest, that's terrorism.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
The person was quickly removed from the building.
Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
No one died, No one died, no one was hurt.
The meeting continued after the situation was handled. They didn't
say what kind of bugs they were, or why the
person did it, but or if any even charges will
be filed, because they say it's not clear if it's
illegal to release bugs during a meeting.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
What why would that be specifically written anywhere?
Speaker 10 (01:02:44):
I mean, you could always tack on stupid like disturbing the.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Peace generic that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Yeah, but also I would assume that there's some kind
of vandalism.
Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Is the damn it?
Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
You could charge You could charge them for the exterminator,
right right, You could charge them for that.
Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
For the charges emotional distress, right damage, mental anguish mentals. Yeah, ruined.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I found myself thinking about Greg a lot.
Speaker 10 (01:03:12):
That's which, When was the last time we had a
living animal in this studio. It's been over a year
since the chickens and the cockroaches, butterflies we raised.
Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
We could bring a dog in.
Speaker 10 (01:03:25):
Policy, Greg talking about the science for science, it's entertainment
like science.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Our dog's cute that set them right?
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Does it release serotonin or whatever? Down? Every day?
Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
A judge in Quebec ruled that giving someone the middle
finger is a person's right to express themselves. You see
these cases.
Speaker 9 (01:03:45):
Every once in a while, freedom of speech.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
This guy ended up getting arrested he flipped the bird
at his neighbor during an argument a few years ago.
The judge emphasized that people can express their feelings to
say without facing any kind of legal trouble, calling a
god given right. It's good to know god given right
to flip somebody else? What is the rule there?
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Though?
Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
When it comes to police officers, you can't threaten them.
You can't threaten them, can't say hey, I'm gonna come
hurt you.
Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Can you is because I feel like, if you flip
one off.
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Do you do you get arrested because you mother f
them and flip them off? Or are they just taking
that and saying, oh, okay, well I'm gonna find something.
I'm going to find something else. It's a good reason
for you to sit on the side of the road
for an extra twenty minutes. Yeah, for no reason, right,
Not by the way, not that I would ever do it.
I would never even Yeah, Greg's got plenty of experience.
Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
But they have these people called First Amendment auditors, and
they will purposely go out flip off cops, yell at cops.
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Those people are douchebags.
Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Those people get pulled over.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Yeah, you were talking about those people recently, right, will
compare me as a cart nark to them, and I say, no, no, no,
we do. We do separate things. Even though they are both.
Speaker 10 (01:04:59):
They they sometimes have the similar result of people flipping
out and being angry. But yeah, the First Amendment auditors
will go into let's say whatever the d m V
any public of sheriff's office where you and then they
go to the places that you're allowed to be, You're
allowed to video things.
Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
They're looking for confrontation and they're they're.
Speaker 10 (01:05:16):
Looking for that one idiot who's just like ne yeah,
flips out, yeah, because I've seen things where hey man,
we don't and then you flip all right, well, putrans
behind your.
Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Back, right right.
Speaker 8 (01:05:27):
I mean, I guess it would be disorderly conduct if.
Speaker 10 (01:05:30):
You were doing I mean, they're just gonna get your
First Amendment.
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Every once in a while, there are those cases that
come up or somebody did flip off a cop or something,
and then it ends up going before just for that part,
the flipping off part, right.
Speaker 10 (01:05:43):
You could say, well, he was behaving in an aggressive manner,
which gave me a reasonable suspicion to stop and detain him,
to ask further questions.
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
And the.
Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
And that's the first Amendment auditor's favorite question. Am I
being detaineded?
Speaker 10 (01:05:57):
And cops have gotten better at that because when a
couple of years ago, when they first cops like, uh,
now that that's say yes you are. I'm doing an investigation,
and when I'm finished my investigation, you'll be free to
leave it out until.
Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Then investigating what do you have probable cost this deep?
Speaker 10 (01:06:10):
Well, yeah, you're behaving in an erratic manner, so you're
behaving an erratic manner, sir, and I just want to
make sure number one, that you're physically and mentally okay.
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Number two, you're not a danger to anybody else.
Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
I didn't ask for your help, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
That's that's not the point. I'm here to observe it and.
Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Protect I've right to be here. I'm on public property.
Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
I'm saying you don't, sir. I just want to make
sure that you're okay.
Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
It would be a good cops posted signs because you hear.
Speaker 10 (01:06:32):
These cops and their mother ef and do this and
mother f do that. From the cops, I'm like cop blix.
Speaker 9 (01:06:37):
I mean, you do have cop face. You played a
cop in The blind Side.
Speaker 10 (01:06:40):
I look like random Coppo Nark undercover dude. Remember kids,
do you remember that movie The blind Side about uh
Michael r.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Yeah. Anyway, Sea bass is in that movie. He's a cop.
Speaker 10 (01:06:54):
So she she shows up, there's some there's a car
accident seeing that she shows up to, and she's running
to get to the accident, and she shoves me and
pushes me out of the way. I'm like, man, ma'am,
though it's not my voice, you don't hear they had
me Mimet and then they put someone else, and then
they hit someone else.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Hey check. They wanted somebody more manly, authoritator, more authoritative.
I was an extra. They didn't want to pay me.
Speaker 10 (01:07:16):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Speaking of people being pissed, this eighty one year old
woman in Florida arrested last week after she pepper sprayed
two young girls, a three year old and a six
year old because she didn't like how they were playing
with bubbles.
Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Jesus appropriate response.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
The cops showed up, the arrested the old bitch on
battery charges. And we had that other story about that
Unice chick bagpipe with the woman confronting the guy who's
playing bagpipes and then she assaulted. She was another old one.
There has to be assaulted the wife. There has to
be a way.
Speaker 10 (01:07:52):
I want to I want to do something for Unis
because I support what she's trying to do.
Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
You wanted something for humanists?
Speaker 10 (01:07:57):
Yeah, because stop right. I hate bagpipes. They sucks, especially
in public at a park with you. No one wants to
hear that. But there needs to be a way to
disturb people who are being disturbances without jail yourself. I
had no right to play here in this public park,
and she said, I'm going to call my husband.
Speaker 15 (01:08:15):
He's a federal judge and he's going to make you stop.
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
She basically swiped at my wife's face. Yeah, and then
she fell and she got herself a black eye. She
got what she deserved. Yeah, Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
send us a text your Friday check in. You send
that over to two two nine eight seven, will be
right back, She'll be right back. It will happen.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Or what do you show next?
Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Well, today is Morgan's birthday. Yeah, finally cracked into them cakes. Yeah,
that lemon bun cake is good.
Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yeah, that's really good.
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
That's the only when I've tried. But it's really good.
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
It's from Vonn's Bonn's House, bond fun you made that.
He's a bak he did well, he bakes. No, it's
from Vaughn. It's the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
What are the plans for your birthday? Does Cobo have
anything planned for you? What stage of the relationship are
we in here? Well, what do you mean, well, because I.
Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Mean it would be the gift stage at least, right.
Speaker 8 (01:09:13):
He has to have something to plan for your birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Oh, we've been in the gift stage. He took me
on a trip for our first date.
Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Yeah. Yeah, that was the water.
Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
That was weird. But we're gonna go get sushi, so
I'm excited about that. Gifts. I don't know. I kind
of thought I would wake up and the reflowers at
my door, but nothing. So yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
At am, right, Yeah, are you getting flowers?
Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Kind of girl?
Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
I get them for myself. I've never had anyone get
them for me. Oh, it would be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Yeah, okay, I would see.
Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
I would have assumed.
Speaker 8 (01:09:44):
Yeah, I wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Yeah, it was like I can get her boxing gloves
in a mouth guard. Yeah, I would love that.
Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
And I'm actually sparring today too. I'm really excited.
Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Oh wow, Uncle, is there a like UFC stuff this weekend? Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Big UFC fight tomorrow, Morab O'Malley Yeah so he got
Uh that's tough, probably O'Malley, just because you want him
to win. You know, I want mob to win in
my heart. But O'Malley, I think he's gonna win.
Speaker 9 (01:10:09):
He's been very focused. He's been off social media.
Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Yeah, he quit smoking weed. He got off social media.
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Oh my god, Van, can you imagine quitting. I wonder
how long Vaughan's ever.
Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
I think he's out smoking right now.
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
I just wonder how long he's.
Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Gone, Like, what's his long as a dry run? Probably? Well,
Happy birthday, Morgan.
Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
Thanks, we're so already you want burner media, rare, burger media, rare, bitch,
you're so needy because I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Russian Asian actually be as honestly the right. And we're
into another new hour in sensitivity training, free politically correct
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How's house things in social media world?
Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Menace? Good? Are they are they doing? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Have we maintained over two hundred thousand? Oh yeah, we're up, man,
we are, yeah, okay, but what's really popped off?
Speaker 9 (01:11:28):
A lot of our Disney content has done really well?
Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Good?
Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:11:31):
People seem to like Disney, say yeah, or.
Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Living vicariously through others. Yeah, certain, really good.
Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
I know is that people are planning their trips, you know,
wherever you're going to do this summer. Yeah, this one
kind of stuck up on me because the kids are
out of school, Like, whoa hold on, wait a minute.
I feel like it was just right, just like the
holiday break, sure do ye Yeah, I would say that
was two months to go.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Wow. Yeah, and here we are. It's June.
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Kids are out of school, we're into summer break and
what that means and all the things that happened there.
People planning trips that I'm looking ahead. I'm like, ooh,
our trip to Mexico, which I look forward.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
To every year.
Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
Countdown clock.
Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
You got the.
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Countdown clock going on?
Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
I want to get another cruise on the books. Oh yeah,
kind of obsessing. Yeah, it's fun, I was saying, Man,
love it.
Speaker 10 (01:12:26):
I got an email saying that the Fire Festival is
still doing something. Really because I bought the ticket, which
they did refund, I'll give them credit to that. Yeah,
they're doing a quote unquote pop up apparently this little
tiny island somewhere in the Bahamas or like a resource
basically offering them a coupon code.
Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
A pop up be done with weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Oh under us.
Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
I do have a question for the audience. Mexico City
awesome everyone already says it is. Yeah, my friends got
robbed there. But yeah, but I don't trust your friends either.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
The place. The place that I'm hearing a lot about.
I feel like, all of a sudden, I've not heard
anybody ever tell me that they were going to this place,
and now, all of a sudden, we were meeting with
someone at my son's school just the other day. What
are your weekend or what are your summer plans? Oh,
we're going to Portugal, dude.
Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
Yeah, my mom is going to Portugal.
Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
See even your mom's going to Portugal.
Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
Okay, this is crazy.
Speaker 10 (01:13:29):
It's in Portugal to see so much. Why is it
so popular?
Speaker 9 (01:13:32):
All I know people that have left America to live
in Portugal.
Speaker 8 (01:13:37):
Yeah, it's awesome. You've got the Zores, like the islands
off there.
Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
The history, the architecture is gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I'm waiting to hear something interesting that would make you
want to travel there. The island history.
Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
But like my mom is in her seventies, she just
started traveling, like when she turns seventy and she's been
all over the world.
Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
So like it's never too late.
Speaker 10 (01:14:02):
Everybody see Portugal. I picture like the word Portugal. You
say that colors.
Speaker 8 (01:14:08):
Yeah, have synesthesia.
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Oh, numbers, have numbers, have colors numbers? Blue four? Damn,
that's the one. I remember that, she said before. I
always try to catch her. Ask me a color blue seven?
Interests me another one?
Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Green? Three?
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Wow, that's right, it's not.
Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
It's a lost wire idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
But so the word Portugal automatically in my head conjures
up like kind of cobble streets, cobblestone streets, coffee cafes, overcast,
rainy weather. You might as well call it Portland.
Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
Organ sposed to be really sunny.
Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Yeah, the first two are correct. Everything in that area.
Speaker 10 (01:15:01):
There's a recent people vacation there because they called a
Mediterranean climate even though it's not on the other side, uh,
because it is normally sunny, normally very nice, doesn't get
too cold.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Pictures are just like almost like we saw when we
were in Alaska.
Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
They just kind of well like Spain, like really really
hot in temperate.
Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
And yeah, I know the word Portugal, that's just that's.
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
The image it makes you feel.
Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
That's the image that comes that comes to mind.
Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
I had a lot of Portuguese friends growing up and
good for you. Yeah, and no when I think Portugal,
when I think Portugal is uh the Azors, because they'd say,
oh yeah, if you're from the Azors, you got to
watch out. They hook up with your cousin. It's on
the the people that I know from from Oh yeah
(01:15:47):
you have friends from Portuguese? Yeah, oh good. So yeah,
having diverse friends, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
They speak a lot of the I have a diverse
friend base.
Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Are you she looked into diversity, Yeah you have.
Speaker 9 (01:16:03):
They check it out.
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
See I call my Portuguese friends.
Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
My friend, I guess Greg says about there's no such
thing as a gay.
Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
Wedding, right, what's a gay wedding a wedding. It's a wedding,
but it is.
Speaker 9 (01:16:14):
Also they have plumb alcohol. Alcohol is really mess.
Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
It gets you really like it's one of.
Speaker 10 (01:16:19):
Those places that never goes below freezing, never gets above
eighty five.
Speaker 8 (01:16:22):
Yeah, there's a nice temperate eight.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Seven seven forty four. What is the phone number you
can set us a text over to two two nine
eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Real quick about the cruise thing. How I'm obsessed now
and I've been watching cruise documentaries. The one thing that
drives me crazy about cruises is the quote elite traveler.
It's the person on the crez. I mean, who's done
the most cruises in their lives. So I was watching
this one documentary and they were gonna do this dinner
with the captain and they invited twenty special guests who
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are elite travelers, and they had this gave the award
to this woman, old woman who's done like five hundred
and four days at sea. And she walks into this
banquet and she says, look around this room, these are
the best of the best for the elite. Oh my,
you didn't achieve anything. It means you took tons and
tons and tons of.
Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
You the elite boat the best of the best there was.
There was a woman like that on our cruise. I
kept crossing paths with her and she was always basically
interrogating the staff because she knows more about cruises and
more about the ships and more about whatever than they do.
Fun and and she I mean, she was decked out
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head to toe and all the Disney stuff, and she's
like eighty some years old. And I think she's one
of those people who goes from cruise to cruise to cruise.
She had been on our ship, so she's an elite traveler.
She had been on our ship. This was the third
week in a row that she was that she was
on and it does the same itinerary. So when we
got back, new people got on and they went and.
Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Did the same.
Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
She's still there, and she's still there anyway, she's talking
to the one woman, the one whatever who know who's
working this way like a hostess. And she goes, what
would you say is the most difficult part of your job?
But almost an interview, not even being like fun about it,
like it seems like it'd be really fun to have
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this job. Is there is there anything that sucks about it?
Like nothing fun? It wasn't What would you say is
the most difficult part of your job? Trying to please
all the guests?
Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
It was.
Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
I want to I want to help everyone have the.
Speaker 8 (01:18:31):
Best, trying to do my job well. Crazy people talk
to me, and and uh.
Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
And my wife and I we just we looked at
each other. We had the same reaction at the same time.
And my wife goes, oh God, because we kept running
into her, We kept running into her. Question for you
on the text over to two two nights having quickly
switching gears because I know that Gina wants to share
something that she saw and I'll go along with that.
And because we've been doing all these Disney Cruise things
(01:18:58):
and whatever for the last couple of weeks, I've uh,
I punted on the on the topic. But what would
you say? What what would be an ideal number? Like
if you meet somebody new, what would be an ideal
number of old Slam partners that you could deal with?
Like what like speak human trogating? Don't say I don't care,
Like if you had your choice, Yeah, if you could,
(01:19:18):
if you could point them and make them have a
certain number of partners, that's it. Thank you, Steve Az.
Not that you care. But if you got to say, hey,
you know what I would prefer Yeah, no more than X?
What would that number be? I'm normal by the numbers
on that. And then Gina has something that she found, yeah,
and she wants to know if it's true. But I
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don't know how we would help you out with it.
Speaker 6 (01:19:42):
I mean, I guess it's just gonna have to be anecdotal.
You're gonna be that sounds like me.
Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Morgan or whoever might be able to help you out
with it, because it's it's it's something for women and
how they can like tell how good you're going to be,
like how how great or not great? Somebody would be?
Yeah in the sack, see what I'm saying, just by
looking at it, just by looking at.
Speaker 8 (01:20:02):
Seeing a couple of different cues.
Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
But on the text, just so we can get that
normal by the number thing. If you meet somebody new,
in your own opinion, no right or wrong answer here,
what would be an ideal number of old slam partners
that person could have that you could deal with? All right,
So we asked you on the text over the two
two nine eight seven, So you meet somebody new, what
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would be the ideal number of old slam partners this
person could have that you could deal with? And I
best phrase the question way better than I could, because again,
not that you care, and it might not be it's
not isn't a big deal to you. But if all
things equal, you got to choose what would that be?
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Because the sweet spot women say for dudes, it's between
four or five with two or three beings.
Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Yeah, what world are they living in.
Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
And the age where they lost to virginity would be
somewhere between eighteen and twenty years old. This is normal
by the numbers. Talking talking to people, people in rural areas,
men say, men say, when it comes to women, the
ideal two to three total sex partners with one or
two casual ones, and the age where they lost to
virginity would be between sixteen and eighteen.
Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
Are these people who got married at twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Three yorsy might be getting a litt nervous about their
own numbers.
Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
I would prefer the guy I'm with to be far
more experienced than that.
Speaker 8 (01:21:39):
You know, like let them work.
Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
It out on everybody else, right, really?
Speaker 16 (01:21:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I ideally yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
I mean I figure out all the kinks, you know,
attended on everybody else, and then, like you know, when
you know what you're doing, like confinement, you're a.
Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Pro once you're getting it.
Speaker 9 (01:21:58):
To be honest, I never thought that women actually cared
about that number, and I know guys now we.
Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Do because the number is always way higher than the
dude's number. Typically, I would say, on average has got
to be because it's easier for them and well, guys
necessarily left to their own devices. I think a guy's
number would be in the thousands, right, and then well
that's what gay guys do. Yeah right.
Speaker 10 (01:22:21):
What he's getting at is that there and this is
something that the dating apps have really shown, is there
are super users with guys. Is that a small percentage
of the guys are having a large percentage of the
sex and a large percentage of the guys are having
almost none, right because the dating apps. Because that's what
the dating app show is that that guy who's six
two makes one hundred and fifty grand a year, he's going
(01:22:43):
to have his pick of the litter, and the guy
who's five eight and what makes thirty five grand a
year will probably get nothing. He'll be like our word
Tyler and get like one or two matches a year and.
Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Basically never get laid, poor Tyler, is what he said.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
And he said he did it the apps though, that's
he's down these streets.
Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Yes, it's worse.
Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Yeah, yeah, five one two saying I'll put that number
at twenty one five slams max. So that's casual, serious
or otherwise the same or less than mine? Okay, no
less than fifteen. Experience is fun and I don't want
him wondering what if or what others could.
Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Be like, it's a less than number.
Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Yeah, nine, one says ten, another one says five, or
less less than ten. Ten seems to be a pretty
pretty just looking over our text at least somewhere in there.
I'm forty one years old. I lost count after seventy
in my early thirties. Yeah, people with moderate sex lives
(01:23:49):
are judged more positively, while those at either extreme either
superactive or completely inactive ten to face more judgment.
Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
So that.
Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
He also found that men who had less sex than
their ideal were judged more harshly than women in the
same situation. So men still face that pressure to perform,
while women are penalized more for exceeding expectations.
Speaker 8 (01:24:09):
We've already known that.
Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
Yeah, but like when a guy has had like one
or two partners, I think it's like, what, like you
really want to know the backstory behind like the lord
the members.
Speaker 11 (01:24:19):
Yeah, were you in a relationship for fifteen years when
you were sixteen years old?
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
I told you the dream My dream idea would be
you meet somebody they're a virgin, right, they've never been
with anybody, and then you break the sea also to speak,
and then they just become a Nympho.
Speaker 10 (01:24:36):
That's movies like that, the Virgin Slut where they waited,
wait to wait, to wait, and then all of a sudden,
now they're just insatiable.
Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
The reason that the yes, and they don't know any
better than you. See, they don't know any better and
they're no comparison. That whole thing about I don't even
know tricks and stuff. You can read about and learn
tricks like I can watch video learn as you go.
Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
That's amazing.
Speaker 10 (01:24:58):
The weird thing, too, is like that girl, she's on
so much concerned about herself. She just wants you to
be happy too.
Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Right, Yeah, are we.
Speaker 8 (01:25:04):
Talking about Uki again? The Japanese AI girlfriends?
Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
HEYI girlfriends, Greg, What would the ideal number be?
Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
See? Gina made me think because I was gonna say five, okay,
and in my mind hopefully it's zero. But yeah, I
was gonna say five. But I think you're right if
it's a little bit more than that, why work out
that they're not as up tight or they know what
you know could be more fun or more daring or
more naughty.
Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
So the last person I was with, we did that.
We should try it.
Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
I don't don't want to. I don't want to say,
and I really that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
But that's what you're saying when you say things like
oh that I want them to this experience.
Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
I didn't even know that was a thing. So yeah,
I'm gonna say, uh, no more than ten.
Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
So what your number? Ideally?
Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
I don't know, eighteen, twenty.
Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
Twenty, okay menace? Uh for female, I mean the dream
is zero.
Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
But what about for dudes?
Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Then?
Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Yeah, of course somebody's going about one hundred.
Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
No, I say, you agree with what he said?
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
I mean, yeah, that's the dream, but the dream, but
it's not realistic.
Speaker 9 (01:26:11):
Realistically, it's probably like I don't know, like four or
so four Sammy.
Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
I'm a gina like twenty Yeah, girl?
Speaker 9 (01:26:18):
Is That's why I'm saying women are way better at
this than guys.
Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Yeah, I would say I'm with menace.
Speaker 10 (01:26:24):
Like in an ideal, absolute world zero, though at a
certain age it becomes even with women, it becomes weird,
like you're thirty and you.
Speaker 9 (01:26:30):
Have Yeah, something's going on? What's going on there?
Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
So yeah, it probably is.
Speaker 9 (01:26:34):
In the three or four range, but that's not realistic.
Speaker 10 (01:26:36):
Yeah, but that again could be. It could be maybe
they just got so tied up in their career, you know.
Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
Yeah, yeah, she was likely she just really focused.
Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
She had that one relationship that she was with all
the way through college and out of college into her career,
and as her career took off, she became more focused
on her career and so she didn't really have time
for the relationship. And then they broke off, and then
she decided just to really focus one no relationships. Now
all of a sudden, she's ready for fun. He's only
had one or two uh slams in the past, slam
(01:27:05):
dudes in the past, and now she's really ready to keep.
Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
So let's go.
Speaker 6 (01:27:08):
Yeah, I've heard I've heard women. I've never heard a
guy say it, but I've heard women say I'm a
born again virgin.
Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Does that count? That's so, yeah, that doesn't. People in
prison find Jesus that. Yeah, that's that doesn't count.
Speaker 8 (01:27:20):
I'm a virgin you know in one Uh no, it
doesn't count.
Speaker 9 (01:27:24):
Now I have a pressure. What do you seat, What
do you think is the realistic number like that average?
Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
No?
Speaker 9 (01:27:31):
No, no, the realistic number that how many partners a
woman has been with?
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Oh? How about she lies by? Like but what?
Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
Like so we ideally we say four, but what's the
realistic number.
Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
By the time, by the time a woman's thirty by
thirty probably a dozen probably yeah, and then and then
uh okay for a dude same age thirty, It depends.
I think it doesn't.
Speaker 9 (01:27:56):
Also, it has to be no no, like because any
any woman can hit a dozen number not easy.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
On the weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Yeah, but lach guy.
Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
Can't an average guy eat twelve chicks in years?
Speaker 9 (01:28:09):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Yeah, it's it's unlikely, not one one girl a year.
Speaker 10 (01:28:16):
Yeah, because they sit down, they get wifeyed up for
three four years.
Speaker 9 (01:28:20):
Or what if they don't because they get excited because
somebody actually is having sex with them.
Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
But did my buddy married the first girl that gave
it up to him? Oh wow, that was still together?
Speaker 8 (01:28:30):
Okay, good for them?
Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Yeah wow, yeah. I think they both don't have any
other options, so their number is one yeah wow for
both yeah, both of them.
Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Yeah. It kind of sweet though.
Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
It's like, so I again targeted algorithm on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
I got it.
Speaker 8 (01:28:50):
I had to click on this.
Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
It says signs he'll be great in bed and I
was like, well, what are we talking about now? You
guys men, women, You guys, tell me what you think
of it. I have no dog was.
Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Geared toward because it's that he'll be good in bed,
so be in bed, all right? So uh, Sammy Morgan
and Greg.
Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (01:29:11):
He says when he talks, does he use his hands?
When a guy's good in bed, he'll have a tendency
to talk with his hands, really really use his hands,
flail with his fingers.
Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
I mean I do that, so I'll say yes. But
it does sound women.
Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
Notice nuanced things like that.
Speaker 8 (01:29:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
I would never. You can't ask guys this question because
we don't care. The question is will she have sex
with you?
Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Is free pizza?
Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Yeah? She willing? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:29:42):
Well, this one I think we can all agree. He
pays attention to your feelings. When a guy doesn't care
about how you feel, then he's not going to care
about how you feel in bad.
Speaker 8 (01:29:50):
I think that's a decent.
Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
This is dumb true.
Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
This is for women.
Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Yeah, that's for women that you feel better.
Speaker 9 (01:29:56):
These are just lies that are put in.
Speaker 6 (01:29:58):
If you pretend care about her, she will probably be
more willing to give it up.
Speaker 10 (01:30:03):
Yes, probably, Yeah, it doesn't if you think you're hot.
Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
That's all that matters.
Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
Okay, I know about this one. He isn't selfish? Does
he share his dessert with you.
Speaker 8 (01:30:15):
Like magazine?
Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
If he's selfish when you're out to dinner, heall be
selfish in the bedroom. Okay, this one indicator, This one,
I think we can all agree universally, men and women.
Is he a good kisser?
Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Because you've got No, that's the most Okay, that's true.
That's the most reasonable one.
Speaker 9 (01:30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:30:32):
Right, you're not going and you've got no chance if
you're like a lizard going through mashed potatoes with that tom.
Speaker 8 (01:30:40):
No chance.
Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
But didn't we recently talk about how in adulthood you
don't really make out anymore?
Speaker 7 (01:30:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Oh, yeah, you know I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
It's just not really a sashion Yeah, like third makeout?
Speaker 8 (01:30:53):
Yeah, yeahs nacking.
Speaker 6 (01:30:54):
Right.
Speaker 8 (01:30:54):
I couldn't tell you the last time you just made out.
Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Yeah, or even not even in the context of other
other it make it? Yeah, making out?
Speaker 8 (01:31:06):
So you just hit it and quit it.
Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
No, it's not hit it and quit it, but like
making out. Yeah, it's like you age out of hand jobs.
I'm saying, like hands hand jobs are fine.
Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
I'll disagree with that one.
Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
In the gay world I'm saying, I think I'm saying
in general, like you know, you can get like that's
fine in high school. Yeah, like the little little hand
actions fine in high school. It's like dry humping, Like
who's why.
Speaker 8 (01:31:30):
What's the point?
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Yeah, what's the point?
Speaker 8 (01:31:31):
What end?
Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Yeah, the very minimum would know, the very minimum would
be mouth party.
Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Oh that I think you made the hand jobs, don't you.
Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Isn't that the start?
Speaker 11 (01:31:40):
Don't you start making out and then that's how you continue?
Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
Right? But you know high school kids will make out
and that's the end. I don't think there, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
What are you saying?
Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
They don't even make out even at the lead up, right?
Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
But my point is like, uh, after you've been married
for a while, I don't know, like how many people
are just like making out make out, Like like like
when would that even happen or started?
Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Da?
Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Yeah, I guess so, you know a lot of times
it's like, so, uh what are you doing? Should we
do it? You're like, yeah, let's go, and then that's marriage.
Speaker 6 (01:32:12):
Just like meat in the hallway and just like get
crazy like push up against the wall.
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Can you imagine? She was a disgusting visual. I can't read.
Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Yeah, I can't read. Yeah, I can't read.
Speaker 8 (01:32:27):
I've gotta have it.
Speaker 9 (01:32:28):
We're going to need a new stucco.
Speaker 6 (01:32:34):
Well, the other ones are, does he make serious intense
eye contact with you?
Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Don't?
Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Okay, don't Well, you know what, I don't want intense
icon that's a gay thing.
Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
Look away.
Speaker 9 (01:32:47):
I've been bringing up with the when I talked to
the gay community, they say they just look at each
other at a club and then they go do sex
somewhere in the in the back, like stare at each
other because it's easy.
Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Ford, because you're another it's another dude, the ideal.
Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Situation, right, Yeah, by just looking at him.
Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
Know, there was a there was a funny meme I saw.
It was a picture of a you know, straight couple
and then a picture of lesbian couple and said high
divorce rate, high divorce rate, what's the common denominator. It's
like it's so much ease, like another dude with a
(01:33:28):
dude like just meggie easy? Yeah start what like two
thirds of divorces? Right, I believe Yeah, because it makes sense.
Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
Guys are super hard to live with, right, Yeah, because
we're not free. But guys the easiest but guys get
I mean gay guys like that is the ideal, right,
And I don't know if this is your case, and
somehow I doubt it, But a lot of my gay
friends are like, yes, we are in a very committed relationship,
but it's also an open relationships understood that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
I know a lot of gay dudes like that too,
Like is our gay unicorn? He is because she and I.
He matches the profile when it comes to the alcoholism, Yeah,
but nothing inside of that. Yeah, because the guy and
the gay guys I know are exactly what talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Never even dream of a life like that? So straight?
Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
How to tell of a woman's good in bed? She's offer?
Meds says the nine to five one.
Speaker 8 (01:34:21):
Nice, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
I like that. We're gonna take a quick break more
what he shows next?
Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
Hang on.
Speaker 13 (01:34:28):
These messages?
Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
What is weird?
Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
The Woodie show?
Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Yeah, speaking of weird?
Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
After six years, this guy who admitted to sexually gratifying
himself with pool floats has been guilty to stealing dozens
of pool floats. His name is Christopher Mannon. He's forty
one years old, and he would cut the screen doors
and get into people's backyards all over town to swipe inflatables,
(01:34:59):
which they later found stockpiled at a vacant house across
retreat from his house, and among the stash there was
a duck float, a bacon float that looked like little
strips of bacon. There's even a Shaquille O'Neill branded lounger.
Speaker 9 (01:35:15):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
He told the cops that he used the floats to
quote gratify himself as an alternative to harming others. Okay,
only two. I mean I much rather you steal my
pool float and have sex with that rather than sexually
assault an actual person or an animal.
Speaker 9 (01:35:35):
Yeah, I h I have found a good place to
get a deal on them on pool floats five and
below five below an yeah, and they also have the
pool noodles.
Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
That's the spot. Or you could just tell the cops
you're a kleptomaniac.
Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
The best, the best pool noodles. They sell them at
Costco menace. Oh no, those are dude, those are great.
Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
We have one.
Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Yeah, I love those. Not good mess there's certain things
that they're like, Okay, like those pool noodles are great.
Speaker 9 (01:36:04):
Yeah, I know he hates.
Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Krispy Kreme and he does like nothing bunt.
Speaker 8 (01:36:07):
Cakes like these said the hills he's going to die on, and.
Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
There's other things. I'm like, okay, he and I are
totally in agreement with the other things. I go, wow,
how did you rhyme with that?
Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
His arrest record, uh, these pool float thefts, this goes
back nearly two decades. But thanks to a plea deal
reached right before his trial, Christopher's going to avoid any
jail time. So he's gonna be gone two years of
house arrest. Dude, he is breaking and entering.
Speaker 10 (01:36:31):
This guy is this body is constables built for the island.
You sent him to the island.
Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
So two years of house arrest that'll be followed by
eight years of probation. And he's got to pay eight
hundred and forty dollars in fine. I know, yeah, go out,
who knows. I mean, they've been looking for him for
so long, Like, dude, someone.
Speaker 8 (01:36:50):
That was not a great payoffs course, so weird admission.
Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Yeah, I stole him to have you know what said? Yeah,
I stole them.
Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
It kept me from raping real people.
Speaker 8 (01:37:00):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 9 (01:37:00):
I want that shack lawn chair though, the shack lounger.
Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
Yeah, yeah, looked that up. It's not really about the hole.
Speaker 10 (01:37:10):
Yeah, this is a Woody show.
Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
All right, Welcome back everybody. I'm just gonna gave you
one holiday. It's National Donut Day.
Speaker 9 (01:37:19):
Holiday that matters.
Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Or let's celebrate. Also, let's find out what's happening in entertainment.
Speaker 9 (01:37:25):
Well, Jeff Garland, you know him from the TV show
The Goldbergs. He plays He played the dad and he
was also on Curby Your Enthusiasm.
Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Yesterday was his birthday and yesterday it was his birthday.
Speaker 9 (01:37:35):
But just recently he walked out of a stand up
gig over eight hundred dollars. So what happened, Well, he
agreed to do some comedy gig at a dinner at
the Calabasas Country Club for eight dollars cash, but when
he showed up, they handed him a check and he
did not like that, so they he They said he
(01:37:57):
kind of had some like diva behavior over this being
in a Czech situation, over cash situation, and he walked
out and didn't do the gig at all.
Speaker 11 (01:38:06):
I mean, yeah, he's he's allegedly not a great guy.
That's why they kicked him off The Goldbergs.
Speaker 6 (01:38:11):
Nobody liked it, and for some reason he didn't want
this trace so he wanted to catch right.
Speaker 9 (01:38:16):
Well, maybe he was a very like great Gloria, I
don't know how to do mobile deposits.
Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
The other day, thank you. Well.
Speaker 10 (01:38:25):
That is my question though, is like, how is he
not a great guy on the Goldbergs but a great
guy for fifteen years on Enthusiasm.
Speaker 11 (01:38:31):
No, No, they kicked him off the show because he
was right, because the way he acted off the show, like.
Speaker 8 (01:38:36):
In the different different casts.
Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Yeah, that's different, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, different group
of people, like people maybe on the on the cast
and crew of Kirmby Your Enthusiasm are a lot more fun,
a little less uptight.
Speaker 11 (01:38:46):
There's also a lot of kids on the on the
Goldbergs around.
Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
And whatever was spoiling Harry Potter.
Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
No, I think he was.
Speaker 11 (01:38:57):
Really angry, but also like weird because how he takes
his pants off on the show all the time. There
was also I think weird stuff behind the scenes with
him not having pants on and other things creepy creepy.
Speaker 8 (01:39:09):
Behavior saying she's telling you what she thinks happened.
Speaker 11 (01:39:13):
Right, and what people were saying allegedly they were saying
that he was the worst and it was a nightmare
to work with him.
Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
People accusations, Why was Jeff Garland kicked off?
Speaker 8 (01:39:23):
The Goldbergs to find out right now?
Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
To settle this check you underwear related any pants off
situation in December of twenty twenty one, following the multiple
complaints about onset behavior, which led to an internal investigation
inappropriate verbal and physical conducts such as unwanted hugs, Oh
(01:39:46):
my god, on one, I tell you hugs, I love hugs,
and comments that made colleagues uncomfortable. God, nothing to here
about banging the kids, I would probably.
Speaker 10 (01:39:59):
Yeah, he.
Speaker 9 (01:40:01):
The tape the kids and he had a foot finish.
Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:40:09):
Allegedly also has a net worth of twenty million dollars.
Speaker 8 (01:40:12):
Oh, he's gonna be okay.
Speaker 9 (01:40:14):
Speaking of millionaires, Rapper Lotto, she finds it being boring
being a millionaire. Now, I know this is going to
be a story that enrages Greg, but she turned out
she became a millionaire at twenty one, and she says
that no one should be a millionaire in their twenties
because you grow up too fast, and you really, you know,
(01:40:36):
if you can get whatever you want, things become boring.
The only pire that she finds enjoyment is spending money
on other people. Now, she does admit, though, it doesn't
suck being a millionaire because she doesn't really have to
struggle for anything, but just finds it kind of boring
having whatever you want.
Speaker 8 (01:40:52):
I like the self awareness.
Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
I think that's cool. She said that, And I kind
of see what she's saying where I always said, if
you won the lottery, it would borderline be depressing because
you wouldn't get excited by anything right now.
Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
But it's also easy to say that you shouldn't be
in your twenties when you were one in your twenties, right,
because like people in their twenties typically are struggling. That's
when man, we were eating ramen and yeah, feel free
to pick up a shift to Taco bell and take
the bus if you want to.
Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
Yeah, right, exactly be about it.
Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Yeah, So like, while okay, you learned a bunch of things,
also didn't suck having money in your twenties. Yeah, Like
maybe didn't handle it right, but it certainly didn't suck
having money in your twenties.
Speaker 9 (01:41:28):
Yeah, And she's not saying that, she's just saying that
you said.
Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
You shouldn't in your twenties. You shouldn't because, yeah, because
you can't.
Speaker 9 (01:41:36):
She says, you grew up too fast. Yeah, this is
what she's trying to say.
Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Yeah, are giving one more story here in menace in
the world of entertainment.
Speaker 9 (01:41:43):
Okay, you like this one. Marn Scorsese, you know him,
He makes movies and says he doesn't want to go
to the movie theater anymore because people are too loud.
They just can't shut up anymore. He's not listen to
watch him at home. And do you know what? I
agree with him one thousand percent. And I want to
bring in concerts now, concerts and music festivals. I don't
(01:42:06):
know what's going on, talking too much. People are not
even paying attention to the performance at all, and they're
just talking so loud. They're talking louder than the than
the music.
Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
That doesn't surprise me about the festivals, because I think
people go there just because that's the thing to be
the Yeah, but I'm finding this at concerts too. But
how have we not done? Who paid for your coach
el chick ticket for a decade?
Speaker 9 (01:42:26):
Now? Yeah, I know, but it's just okay, take out
the festivals forget I mentioned it. I'm finding this any
at concerts as well, where people are just talking so
freaking loud.
Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Well because they can watch the performance later, because they've
recorded the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 10 (01:42:43):
I don't hate then you see mostly the comedy clubs,
the whole bag, phones and bags.
Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Yeah, I don't hate it.
Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
Yeah, it's kind of nice. It could.
Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
It takes away a lot of that stuff.
Speaker 9 (01:42:49):
Yeah, but there's the worst too.
Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
Right time for your birthdays, your Parno birthday show.
Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
It's simar, We're gonna Sita was like, and you know,
we don't do.
Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
Starting with the celebrities, Paul Giamonti, he's a cool man.
He's Chuck Rhodes on Billions, on Showtime and a billion
other things. He was a pig vomiting them. That's right, Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 8 (01:43:19):
With Eric's manager.
Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
He's fifty eight years old today. DeAndre Hopkins, the wide
receiver who now plays for the Baltimore on Ratbirds.
Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
She's thirty three.
Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
Max Casella, Benny Fazzio on the Sopranos, Vinnie Delpino on
Doodie Howser. Back in the day, he's fifty eight. He
got the comic Colin Quinn who is sixty six. Aubrey
Anderson Emmons Modern Family, Right, Yeah, that was Cameron and
Mitchell's little bitchy daughter, Lily Shit on Modern Family.
Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
She's eighteen years old to that.
Speaker 9 (01:43:49):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Sandra Bernhardt is seventy years old. Uncle Cracker who was
Kid Rocks DJ and then had his own solo hits
Follow Me and Drift Away, he's fifty one. Harvey Firestein
is seventy one. Monkey from Corn is fifty five. And
Robert England Freddie Krueger in the first eight Nightmail Nightmare
(01:44:10):
on ELM Stream Movies, he's seventy eight. Your porno Birthday
today is Sabrina Rogue and today's birthday Girl. She's seen
more d's than my high school report cards. Yod eighty
six fine films, including even Cowgirls Get Horny, Volume one.
She was in Two Girls, One Toy. Now here's one
(01:44:30):
that Greg and Sammy can enjoy together. Because it's lesbians
and it's christ and it's Christmas time. Sweet, It's a
film called Lesbian Christmas Story.
Speaker 8 (01:44:40):
Watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
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Christmas tream Thanks. She was in Champagne Time.
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Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
Please?
Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
I like, Yeah, that's a Sabrina Rogu who's twenty eight
years old. Today at your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Friday morning look at what's happening
around the world of entertainment. You're on The Woodie Show.
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Insensitivity draining for a politically correct world.
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The Woody Show.
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for today's show.
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That's it for the week.
Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
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Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
Yeah, age shouldn't bother you, but the side effects should.
Speaker 10 (01:46:00):
You not?
Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Okay, so looking ugly and old, yeah, and feeling it fat, wrinkly, thin,
b loose skin, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
Making noises when you get up or sit down. What'd
you call it?
Speaker 14 (01:46:10):
Long balls?
Speaker 9 (01:46:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:46:11):
Long balls?
Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
Yeah, I've not heard the term long balls for that's
when your balls start to really.
Speaker 8 (01:46:15):
Say, you're doing the Grandfather clock.
Speaker 2 (01:46:17):
Yeah, kind of like chicks cans like long long can
pendulous pendulous breath?
Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
Can they do a scrotal reduction surgery? Maybe? Yeah? Like
a tightening yeah, you know, like like women can with
their boobs.
Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
Yeah, right, Well, thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank
you so much for giveing the what you show, some
of your valuable time this week. You know we'd love
it to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys could suck it. We'll catch you back here on Monday.
Have yourself a great weekend, s MD, double m
Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
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Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, today is June the sixth, twenty twenty five, and today,
ladies and gentlemen, is Friday. Yeah, so what I'm saying,
Oh my god, hell yeah, welcome to it. My name
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is that's Craig Gory.
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things down in the production department. Morgan's here, Vaughna is here.
It is Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Let's get it over with as quickly as we can.
All right, Sea Bess does know what time the show starts?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Right there?
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Right, I know he's here.
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Heau's got duy Q coming. Do I have you well, Friday,
we have the duy Q for you today. Also the
Friday Failed Stories Menaces, late night Monologue, weekend review is
coming up, so hope you're ready to laugh. Redneck news
coming up on the show this morning, some of the
trending news headlines. We'll get into the entertainment stuff. Birthdays,
(01:56):
porno birthday. All on the way here on this Friday. Whatever,
we gonna get through the morning into the weekend as
quickly as we can, any kind of weekend plans. What
are you looking forward to?
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
My god, so much nothing.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
He's looking for to seeing us?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, wow, what did you say, Greg?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
We've been together every day since May nineteenth.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Since nineteen not wanting so much together, Like.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Do you want me to lie and say like, oh man,
I wish we had another thing going on.
Speaker 8 (02:23):
Yes, whether you like us or not, it feels like
we're clocked in.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, So I mean I'm kind of
looking forward to what's the time?
Speaker 8 (02:31):
Yeah, he's like wondering looking at it.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
What are you doing out into the distance?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, I'm looking like sitting here chopping stuff up like
the show's on the air, and he's like wandering aimlessly
around the studio, lurking and taking things in.
Speaker 9 (02:45):
What are you doing this weekend? Sea, bass?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I am, Oh, I'm I'm going to the b ET Experience.
Oh wow, you didn't invite me. I don't think he's
going for the same purposes that you'd be going for
the public. Yeah, let us go.
Speaker 10 (03:03):
Because BT Awards going on, and there's a whole like
you know convention where you go, yeah, autographs.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Did we ever get any audio from that French bulldog?
Speaker 9 (03:12):
We did? Yeah, Morgan went, we're sitting on that. We
are on it.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
We got so busy and crazy and the crews and
everything else. Yeah, we'll have to get to that. So
much good stuff.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
I got some previews, like some other of the convention.
It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's not like, oh like like this is not the
Westminster Dog Show. Somebody had Somebody mentioned the text yesterday
saying like, hey, so what's uh, what's what's deal when
it comes to Corky's Nothing. I'm sure there's sweet dogs.
My sister had one. You said they're ugly, You really
went hard. I just don't think they're attractive dogs. They're
ugly dogs, sluffy, but they're not like flat face. They're
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just little mini little.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
Low to the ground.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's yeah, for whatever reason, I just don't find them attractive.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Bang bulldogs.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Just in general, bulldogs are not with Corky's.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
They are just a little.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Midiature regular dogs. Yeah, they're still fluffy and no, because
it's not proportioned. The legs are like little tiny like nublas.
So it's not the face you hate. No, the face
is fine. Like if it was just like a okay,
so you know how you set up your little avatar
for your your profile on you know, your text or whatever,
your profile picture, thank you. It was just a profile picture, fine,
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not a bad looking dog. It's when you see the
whole thing is a complete work.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
It just freaks you out.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's like, man, what was God thinking?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, what about a docs and weird? Yes, equally ugly.
Speaker 10 (04:41):
Yeah, I don't like those either. Neither of those were God.
Yeah that was all dogs are wolves. So yeah, everything
after wolf is us as humans doing the problems.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Anyway, exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
This is interesting. Kissing can spread anxiety and depression to
part Huh is this some gut bacteria crap? So researchers
following two hundred and sixty eight newlywed couples with one
partner struggling with anxiety, depression, and sleep problems and one
who didn't, but after six months, the healthy partner started
having symptoms of their partner's conditions, and it seems high
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levels of the stress hormone, you know, the cortisol. You
hear about this in the saliva. The people have the
depression and stuff, they're the ones to blame, according to
this study, and they say it can easily be passed
in close contact. I guess that's not that far fetched,
But I don't know. I think that's that seems silly.
You're gonna give some Hey, i'd kiss you, but I'm
really anxious today.
Speaker 8 (05:40):
I don't want you to catch my suicide.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, it seems that seems kind of weird. Now I
can understand if you're hanging around somebody who's got a
lot of anxiety or depression, or they've got sleep problems
and you're sleeping next to them and that keeps you up.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So now you have a sleep problem and you're anxious
about their anxiety.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Right, Yeah, the anxiety and the depression that can like
drag it down. It wears on you after a while
being around you know, someone goes.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Down like that.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Physically catching it, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You're not ready, Yeah, exactly. And I do know what
cortisol is, and cortisol is a real thing, Oh sure,
but I don't know about catching anxiety.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
Right.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
Okay, so this is this is bacteria base. They're saying
the bacteria, the oral bacteria that you would potentially get
from kissing produces like what you're talking about hormones and
stuff or paint effects.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I got some exciting news. Yeah, yeah, I have a hemorrhoid.
Just look at it. Do you need somebody?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
You mean? How I know? Do you need confirmation?
Speaker 8 (06:37):
Is this brand new?
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Like you were just how did you figure it out?
Like you can you feel it?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Because your butt start to hurt and you're like, what
is that?
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Okay, explain So I've never had a ham rhight.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, I never had a.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Ham r I'm in the same page. G I never
fully what is it?
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Can you feel it right now?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I mean yeah, like your your butt is like your
buttholes like like swollen and sore.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Yeah, I feel like a bump.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
If you just let me know, I'll walk you through it.
I'll walk you through. So I blame I blame the cruise.
I blame the cruise, and I'll tell you why because
there was a lot of wiping going on your toilet
without the toilet and I'm not used to. Yes, I
think my butthole has gotten soft. Yeah, it's been pampered
(07:20):
with these butt washing toilet seats that I.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Use at home.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
All the time, and that's you know, usually how and
then you get on like a cruise and for a
full week, and there was a couple of things access,
there was a couple of things where it's like you know,
it was it just required more paperwork than other jobs.
And I think because it's not one of the ways
that you can you can trigger them, right, it's by
maybe aggressive wiping.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
I'm surprised that that the cruise ship toilet was able
to take the amount of TPE you use.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Because like.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Space toilet.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, now, so is that one of the ways that
they're triggering. Are you looking at that?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (07:55):
So do you think it's just grazed or do you
are you actually swollen down there?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No? So I checked it.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I saw I checked it while I was you know,
cleaning and stuff in the shower, you know. So I'm
trying to describe for Gina and Greg. Yeah, in a
way that would be appropriate. Okay, So you know when
you're when you're washing your assure and you kind of
like your your finger goes along the surface of your
of your butthole, I would say I would say, I
(08:27):
would say, if like the bottom the bottom of the butthole,
like directly pointed toward the taint is noon that it about,
I don't know, seven thirty eight o'clock right on on
the butthole. There is like what feels like what feels
like all of a sudden, you're like like like a pee,
like a pie size, like a garbanzo bean.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
You got to go, is it?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah? Really? What do you mean?
Speaker 8 (08:53):
How's that going to help it?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Because it takes the swelling away.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
It is on the inside red preparation essentially. Yeah, yeah,
some pause form.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
So eventually they go away.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Well eventually the swelling and stuff. Yeah, like they because
they get inflamed.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
I guess you'll have a dormant.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I've only had it one other time in my entire life,
and that was years ago, years and years ago. And
at that point, this one it was so bad I
felt like I could tuck it in.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Because because like if you can push it back in
right yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Right, Hey, this is this is uh this life?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Guys.
Speaker 8 (09:28):
Can you get more than one at once?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Probably multiple?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Maybe I've heard somebody describe it as a bunch of grapes.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, this is one. Okay, this is one. Like I
said about seven thirty eight o'clock.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
You call it flouer air with fighters with fighters and stuff. Yeah,
it's kind of like that your b hole.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Yeah, so like do you have to sit on a donut?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
No, I'm sitting here right now. No, I'm sitting here
right now. It's not the most you know, it's it's
as if like you know, when you go through those
those periods where like you for the twenty four hours
or so, like you've been just crapping a lot, and
so it's like you wipe wipe byby and then you
get like that kind of like you've wiped yourself raw.
Yeah kind of thing. It's that kind of feeling. It's
(10:13):
that kind of feeling. But with this like Lump, i know.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Had a hemorrhoid, it was like debilitated for a couple.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Of weeks to take fair Maybe I'm up to a
month to heel you know, feel you know, it.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Feels great though, so farting oh really because it's like
the vibration of it kind of like kind of like
uh like scratches it at least as a pressure kind
of No, it doesn't really the pressure, but it's it's
it's almost yeah, it's almost like scratching a bug bite.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Oh yeah, you look, you look, you look forward to uh,
you know, having a fart or something.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
You gotta go.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
Yeah, I mean I'm trying to go. I'm on the
preparation h website. You gotta go at the the strong
stuff though, on the products, because there's one because the
basic ones that you see that are just like the
yellow cover stuff, that's just your basics, you know, can dust.
They have one that has like a silver cover and
that has like the numbing stuff, but it's like three
(11:05):
times as much and you.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
Know what you do with it. Well, I don't know
about that extra strength, but the regular one, you know
what all the pageant girls do with it? Put it
under your eyes. You don't have imax.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, but this is when I had the Is it
the same one that would just flare up? Because that's
the hemorrhoids, and just the same one flares up, it
can be Yeah, I bet that's probably the case. So
this again, years and years, like ten plus years ago,
is the last time this thing flared up?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Is in the same spot?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, And well I guess so, ycidity. I didn't map
it like a dermota.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
It was at seven thirty thirty.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I don't remember exactly what, but my point is that
last time, like it got so irritating and annoying and
everything else. I was just trying to get it to
go in and just wouldn't go. So I finally went
and I got this repositories. So I'm like, okay, that's
what they recommended, dude, to try to push one of
these things into my b hole.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
Oh, it's so was a task.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Like my body, you know, like you said, it's hard,
like your body doesn't want to die, Like even when
you're ready to go, you're like, God, please take me.
I'm ready. I'm ready now, like when you're old, and
it's like your body is just conditions. Yeah, my body
is just naturally conditioned to not accelax. It doesn't accept deposits.
(12:21):
So I I, uh, I came within I don't know,
maybe a couple of minutes of asking my wife to
help me out and then and then what I did
is I ended up just like this is where I
put a bunch of hand lotion on it. I just
shoved it up. There is something to lube it up with,
and then.
Speaker 9 (12:38):
It just it's louved itself but the rapid relief is
what you want. You want the I'm on the so
I didn't even know this, but they have a rapid
relief spray.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
It looks like. So that's fun, that's exciting. So that's
your weekend pretty much.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (13:03):
When you have it last time, how long did it last?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh well, once it did this suppository thing, it was
gone within a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Okay, yeah, so maybe that's what that Maybe that will
be the weekend, the whole weekend.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, that's right. When it comes to products in general,
pain relievers or whatever, if you have an extra strength option,
why wouldn't you get extra like vizine or thailand all,
like get the extra strength.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
My wife is really weird about over the counter even advil. Yeah,
she has a headache, Like she will like avoid it
at all costs. I'm like, what do you think you're
getting addicted to advil? It's not percocets.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
There's no prize for not taking something.
Speaker 11 (13:42):
Not going to work when you really need it, right,
So yeah, I'm kind of like that too.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It's not it's not antibiotic, right, it's over the counter,
low dosage, you know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (13:50):
Like, yeah, great, if it's not extra strength.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Why why would you buy? Would you buy the regular the.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Musin thing like they had the learn MESX. That's just
like you can just buy right over the carabbit.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
But why not get the the good stuff they wear
your license for?
Speaker 9 (14:07):
Yes, okay, that stuff actually work.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
I'll give you a reason for that. I took that
and I thought I was having a heart attack.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I love it. Oh good that dude.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
You sleepy that day?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Just take one seven seven forty four, Woodie, send us
a text over to two two nine eight seven. I
go to go close out of the zoom app and
what do I see? I see my boss still on camera,
laying on the ground with his nose out, and there
was a stranger. She was rubbing.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Panoter on them.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
The Woody Show and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world on the Friday morning,
No me out here, Greg Bat, Sammy is here. Morgan,
our associate producer is here taking your phone calls. And
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it's her birthday. You got the.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Old Oh babe, thanks, guys, actually have a couple more hours, So.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Banked out of your mom for a couple more hours.
Speaker 8 (15:15):
I don't even knows what time they're born.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I do shut out to my mom too. She did
natural birth so years ago.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Today I came out that thing.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Well, happy birthday, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
And we got three cakes in here as his tradition.
Huh on the on the show, So make sure you
come on here and get some of your birthday cake.
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Oh yeah, it was like a yellow there's at it
looks like a pineapple, and then there's a flowery cake
and then a lemon bunt cake.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Fancy.
Speaker 9 (15:44):
I thought you didn't like butnt cakes. Man, I just
don't like anything but cakes. Bunt word nothing.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Cakes, don't commitmory.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I don't commit memory because it's that garbage. Anything but cakes.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
So good.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Anyway, Happy birthday, Morgan. We got the Vonnur video producer here.
We got bored and Menji holding things down the Woody
Show production department, trying to get to the morning as
quickly as we can into that weekend. We got the
d U i Q coming up for you this hour,
and we will start this hour with your Friday fail stories.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
All right, gentlemen, boys, girls in, it's time for your
Frinday foul story.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Acause people thought they had the perfect plan, the plan
that can never go wrong. Then somewhere along the line
it went from being a great idea to one big
stake in mega uber.
Speaker 12 (17:15):
I'll try, okay, okay, good harmonies there.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I want the cops so bad.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I had hold, had a hold a pro, had a hold.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Leg a pro a pro.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
Yeah, Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
We'll start with this one from Texas, where the cops
got to call about a possible home burglary. Deputies show up.
The guy who called claimed somebody had broken into the
house and might still be inside. They told him, hey, man,
stay out here while we cleared the place. And while
they didn't find a burglar, they did find a huge,
huge stash of drugs and guns. We're talking pounds of weed,
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pounds of THHD cartridges, plus a ton of xanax cocaine,
six firearms. Oh, and the guy who called totally hallucinating
high out of his mind. He and his chick were
both arrested, taking the fail jail. They were facing multiple felonies,
and the moral of the story he is, maybe don't
call the cops when your house is already a crime scene.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
You know, sailed. It's like these drug smugglers who drive
recklessly get pulled over.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The next one from California, where this chick she went
into a vape shop. She made a purchase and as
she was checking out, a simple five dollar tip accidentally
got entered in his five thousand dollars instead of entering
five zero zero, she keyed in the five thousand. Didn't
notice right away, ploy didn't say nothing. She caught it
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later when she was reviewing the charges on her bank's website,
and that simple error kicked off. Then a month's long
bat with her bank, Wells Fargo, to try to get
the money back. Her initial claims were denied twice, and
it wasn't until she contacted the local news station there,
ABC seven on your Side, that all of a sudden
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things turned around and after months of effing with Wells Fargo,
the five thousand dollars was back in her account just
a couple of days.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Why does it always take that just because.
Speaker 9 (19:25):
With capital one? Sometimes you know, when I'm generous on
the tipping, I'll notify me and say, hey, did you
mean to put this much?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
And the vape shops that they weren't aware of it either, yea, No,
you would think of five thousand dollars tip would have stuck.
They knew, okay, But if this person had gone back,
you're the woman you go back and go, hey, look
it was a mistake. The vape shop's going to go
all right. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't know how it works from a business standpoint,
Like if somebody gets put in as a tip, does
it go to your I mean I guess it would
go to your credit card account, like your credit card
services account as a merchant.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Actually, that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
And can you just read another words? Can you just
refund it?
Speaker 9 (20:04):
I always wondered how that worked to anybody that has
a job like this, like a service job or anything
like that, when the tips are put in, like on
all the checks, it's just just automatically, Like do you
see how it's all the tips are divided and like
add it up and then it's just automatically put on
your paycheck.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
See. I know how it works from that standpoint because
I was talking to a business owner because I was tipping.
I like, hey, is it better if I just zell
them directly or should I do it through the system.
They go, well, you do it through the system. They
don't have to worry about claiming and doing those kind
of things. It turns out the employees were preferring zell
what But when you put it, it just goes into
their payroll. So yeah, like if you tip twenty bucks whatever,
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it would just go it wud show up on their payroll,
on a line on their pay.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
Stuff is just But is there like transparentuty on like
every transaction.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I'm sure there is.
Speaker 9 (20:54):
Yeah, the accounting matches up.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I'm sure there is.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
There's got to be some legality to that, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yeah. You kind of use credit cards mostly, right, restaurants,
I use debit card never.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Here's the only time I ever break out that debit
card is I'm getting cash out of the ATM.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
That's it because when you tip with your debit card,
let's say your bills one hundred bucks, you tip twenty bucks,
a hundred comes out, and then about five days later
the twenty.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Because then they processed. Yeah right, It's like to go
to the gas station and it runs for an initial clearance,
like just to make sure the card is active. Yeah,
and then later on it's the exact amount of whatever
you purchased. They run it for almost like a I
know the one place I go, it's like one hundred
bucks they put on hold, and then whatever you then
spend they either add or deduct from that. The debit
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card I don't use for this reason because if there
is some kind of dispute, the money's gone out of account.
Speaker 8 (21:48):
You're begging for it back.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
As opposed to I feel like restaurants are safer. I
don't use it a gas seasons anymore.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Why would you use different on that?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Well, you know my obsession with my credit score. I'm like,
I don't want to get my credit card balance up.
But if you're.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Paying it off, no, I am the same way that
you would use the debit card. Just you can very
next day, Greg, go onto your credit card, just pay
whatever you did last night.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Right, But it's when you go from zero to big
balance it affects your credit score, not if you pay
it off. I do pay it off every month.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
That's the names problem. If you're keeping it paid, it's
not my credit.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
I was friends with some very shady waiters. I would
not do that all right.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Well, when it comes to quoting movie dialogue, one of
my favorites is this one from Raising Arizona. This is
when h I McDonough played by Nick Cage, was a
meeting with the parole board. I love thish, Hi.
Speaker 10 (22:41):
It doesne served your twenty months, and seeing as how
you never use live am, we got no.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Choice but to return you to society.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
It's doors going to swang wide. I didn't want to
hurt anyone, sir. They got a name for people like you, Hi.
That name is called Recitiism.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Repeat.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Not a pretty name, is it high?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
No, sir, that's one bonehead name.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
But that ain't me anymore. You're not just telling us
what we want to hear.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
No, sir, no way, We just want to hear the truth.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
Well, then I guess I am telling you what you
want to hear.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Didn't we just tell you not to do that? Yes, sir?
Then okay. Then I thought it was a repete old fender.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
I thought it was gonna be I'm gonna be taking
these Huggies.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, I love that one.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Whatever else you got in the cash are you.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Taking your You're taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Not to go on? Hey, sees, it's a stick up.
Everybody freeze everybody.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Out of the ground. Well, which is it, young feller?
You want I should freeze or get down on the ground.
I mean to say, it's not freeze. I can't rightly drop,
it's I drop.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
I'm going to be in motion, you see.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, okay, then okay, then that's all good. It's okay
then yeah, okay. Well, anyway, this guy in Texas got
a duy. He bonded out of jail. The very next day,
calls the sheriff says, hey, man, can I give the
stuff that was in my car? The car got him pounded,
So they did. They went and got the stuff out
of the car, and the process of collecting all that crap,
they popped the trunk and bam, they found a bunch
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of cocaine that they weren't expecting. So they showed up
at the motel where this dude was staying, very classy,
and they arrested him again, this time for possession, and
then right back to fail jail. He went sales repeto
fer repeto fender Gae're gonna swing wide And then I'll
(24:43):
give you one more story. Fail story from New Jersey
where this guy thought it'd be a good idea to
steal a tire off of somebody's car. It was four
fifteen in the morning. But it didn't go well because
even though it was that early in the morning, the
person who the car belonged to who caught him mid
heist and instead of running the tyler, the tyler stealing guy,
(25:05):
he chose violence. He decided he would just fight the guy.
But here's the thing. The guy he was stealing from
was an off duty police officer who was trained to
handle things like combat with morons. He was able to
deal with his a hole. He called his buddies to
work for back up. He would be tied bandit hauled
off to fail jail, quick detour first to the hospital
(25:26):
because he had to get bandaged up from the ass
kicking the off dudey Cob gave him grand theft stupid
love fails.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, I hope he never recovers. I know.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
That's what's up. That's awesome. And those are your Friday
fail stories. We got the phones open eight seven seven
forty four. Woodie, we're looking for a contestant for our
next segment. This is the Dumbass Contest for the day,
which will be the Duyq Sea Bass will join us
with some clips that he got talking to a drunk
out on the streets. Answering someone. He would call it
(25:59):
very easy, simple trivia questions. You will have to guess
whether the drunk knows them yes or no. And if
you can do that to two times out of three,
you'll be the winner of the duiq which will be next.
But if you want to play, call now, we'll get
that set up. Eight seven seven forty four Woodie. That's
eight seven seven forty four wood show.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
This is and it's time to play today's dumb ass contests.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
And today's dumb ass contest is.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
The Q Yeah duiq s masters playing the game to
everybody please, oh yes, somebody nice and drunk?
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Who is? Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Sorry, who is nice and drunk? I should say not me?
I'm very sober.
Speaker 10 (26:41):
I asked them some easy trivia questions. Then you play
the game by guessing is this trunk person so drunk
that they will know the answer to these questions that
otherwise everyone always knows. If you can guess whether they
know two times out.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Of three, you win. All right, Since it's your birthday, Morgan,
we'll let you choose.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Oh, don't make me do this, let's go Connor. He
sounds a little more mature and old.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I like the great all right, you hear that, Connor?
You sound mature.
Speaker 13 (27:05):
Yeah, nicest thing anyone said about me today.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
That's right, still early. Yeah, Well, Connor, welcome and a
happy Friday to you. You're gonna play the d u
y Q and uh, before we get to the questions
that count, we're gonna get to know the drunk a
little bit better. Little little idea, just how with it
or not with it?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
They are?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And who is this person?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Here is Sarah.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
She's out drinking, and she can explain very scientifically why
her mixer and her cocktail of choice is the right
thing to do to keep your stomach settled.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
All right, here's Sarah for the d y Q. Wait
drinking tonight.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
But Cardi sprites all day.
Speaker 14 (27:40):
You should try it. Didn't your mom whenever you had
a stomach egge.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Drink sprite or jajirew.
Speaker 14 (27:47):
I mean, Sprite's better for you though it's got a
lot more.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Could you do an ad for sprint right now?
Speaker 14 (27:50):
Oh yeah, that's not okay, First quencher, drink it, do
it when you're out, do it when you're sick. You'll
have no issues with your sprite here in hand, No hangovers.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Wow, right, now it's going to steal that.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure all that was old lives tale
is like, no soda, it's going to do anything for
your stomach.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, they did reas to sell you could get coke
syrup at the pharmacy when I was a kid.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
What year was this?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Is this real?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah? It was like in the eighties.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
It was a regular bottle.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
No, it looked like a little almost like vanilla extract,
like the little bottles like that. It would come in
this little and it was it was just cola syrup
and it was almost like a demiglaze. You'd see, like
a reduction kind of consistency. And yeah, you would just
put it on a spoon and you and that would
like calm your stomach.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Wow, that's very old timy.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, I'm never thinking it was cool because I'm like, wow,
we weren't allowed to have sodas close to Coca colas.
All right, So that is uh, that is Sarah Connor.
Are you ready for question number one?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Let's do it? D U y Q.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Mary Shelley only wrote what novel?
Speaker 15 (29:15):
Oh this is a fun question because the answer is easy,
but he did not necessarily that, Oh, that was his
or her only book, right, I.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Didn't know that Mary Shelley only wrote Mary. I'm assuming
it's a chick, right, she only wrote what novel? Humm,
I have no idea. Why would this be easy?
Speaker 8 (29:43):
Culture?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
We'll explain why.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
It's quite easy, guarantee whatever. I'll probably have heard of
the book guaranteed. But Mary Shelley rings zero dolls.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Well, I'll start with a triple no.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
As far as the game goes triple no, triple no.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Do what do you think, connor?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Man, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 9 (30:08):
With no, but I agree with them.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Once you hear it, you're gonna be shocked. So don't
give us the answer. But do you know the answer?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Question number one for the d U y Q will
start with Menace and Sammy. Mary Shelley only wrote what novel? Sammy,
Little Women, Little Women? Menace, Gone with the Wind Gone.
That is the answer.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
It is Frank.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
He is often titled because they wanted to make sure
you knew it was a lady that wrote it.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
They did a movie called Mary Shelley's Frank.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
And wasn't she like a teenager? Is like super young?
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I think so that is alleged.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Yeah, sci fi the first you know what, I think
they did do a drunk history on that. There you go, Yeah,
damn it.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I know he was just too high or too drunk
to write other works.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
Okay, I remember like that episode she was part of
like some writing club and they didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
And yeah, well, Connor, you're saying that our drunk friend here,
Sarah will not get this.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Is that correct?
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Does not know it?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Does not know it? Question number one d u i Q.
Mary Shelley only wrote what novel? Don't know Mary Shelley is?
When was she born? Eighteen hundreds? Not my age, all right?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
A little bit older? Not my age? All right?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Well, congratulations, Connor, you are on the board. You got
yourself your first point here in this round of the
d U i Q.
Speaker 10 (31:39):
Question number two, what's the only team Dirk Neavitzki's played for?
Speaker 3 (31:44):
So far?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
He could come back? That's it? A little bit of
a hind.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
What's the only team Dirk Neavitzki has played for?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Triple no same.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
I have a little faith in menas you do.
Speaker 10 (32:01):
This came up sort of recently because a lot of
people hoped, again, this is a hint, but it's not
a good hint. A lot of people hoped a certain
other player would stay also stay with this team forever.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
It's actually kind of a big hit.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
Yeah, that is a big hint.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
All right, Well, you live in a basketball household. That's
all your husband watches. How is he with the Pacers win? Goodness?
Speaker 8 (32:20):
They woke me up?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Tell me all about it.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
They they literally didn't lead at all except for the
past last point four seconds of that game.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So question number two.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
I'm gonna say, Yeste menus, because you guys just gave
away the sport.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
So yeah, I don't think that's gonna help.
Speaker 10 (32:36):
And I gave away another big clue exactly. Yeah, I
still say, no, we're really giving them a leg up here, I'm.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Gonna say, Yester metus, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Notice I'm still going triple now, notice Sarah, Okay, Connor,
what do you think?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Come on, man, I'm gonna give a minute some faith here.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
I think he's gonna.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Get it all right now?
Speaker 2 (32:55):
But what about the drunk person which is the actual
game here?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say she has zero clues.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Zero clue.
Speaker 10 (33:03):
Question number two d U I Q what's the only
team Dirk Nevik has played for?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Menace the Knicks, the Knicks, Sammy the Heat, the Heat
both are.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
In looking for, say.
Speaker 10 (33:22):
Well his amateur career and d J k wotzbig that
was Germany's second tier lead.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Now, who's the other? Okay, bonus question for Sammy? Who's
the other player? They were hoping We're gonna was gonna
stay forever.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
It was going to stay forever.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
Yeah, the Mavericks was hoping there was a Lance something.
Speaker 9 (33:40):
Or something, Luca Luca to get to Luca.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
What Luca?
Speaker 8 (33:52):
What's his last name?
Speaker 9 (33:54):
Now that I'm on the spottom linking da Vinsky?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
All right, Question number two for the d u i Q,
Connor says that Sarah will not get that's the case, Connor,
You're going to be the winner of this round seat if.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
You are right.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
What's the only team Dirt Nevinsky has played for? Football?
Speaker 7 (34:19):
That's a sport football, Chicago Bears football Bear.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
But hey, Connor, congratulations you are the winner on the
d u i Q. Hell yeah, congratulations, and hey also
congrats on the nice compliment that you got from from Morgan.
Speaker 13 (34:38):
There you.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
All right? Well, Connor hang on one second, we'll get
all your information. Winner on the d U i Q today,
There's Connor. Have a great week, John Connor. Let's see
we got one more question, Question number three d U
i Q. What chess piece can only move in an
L shap?
Speaker 10 (35:00):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (35:02):
I know this, I do too.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
How do you know it? Huh?
Speaker 8 (35:06):
How do you know?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
What do you mean? How do I know it?
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I'm trying to remember what the piece is called. I
could picture it. What is it called?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Oh? Okay, I got it? Okay, I think I have
it about this? Oh wait, am I no?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Kind of you know it?
Speaker 8 (35:19):
If you know the chess piece?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
You know? Yes, Okay, I think I do know it.
I'm gonna I'm gonna say triple no, triple no. Yeah,
Sammy looks oddly confident.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
Uh yeah, like I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I'll say yes for Sammy. Man now, Menace is looking confident?
Am I seeing stuff?
Speaker 7 (35:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
No for Sarah, I'll say yes for these two confident face.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
It's been so fun to go triple no this whole game.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I'll just keep going to stick on triple no no
for a sweep of none. Yeah, Greg, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Triple no?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Triple no menace and Sammy, do you think Sarah's gonna
know it?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Nor?
Speaker 10 (36:01):
Question number three for the d U, I Q, what
chess piece can only move in an L shape?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Menace?
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Gesture?
Speaker 2 (36:11):
The gesture is that even the piece?
Speaker 16 (36:17):
I can't do that? No gesture gesture, Sammy Night?
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Because the horse, Yeah, the horse.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
I was like, the horse piece, and then I was like.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Is that that's not the bishops?
Speaker 9 (36:35):
Initially?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, So there's the King, the Queen, the Night, which
is the horse, and then what else? What are the
other two? The Bishop, queen not you? Sorry?
Speaker 9 (36:46):
Wait which ones did you list already?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
King, Queen Night, which is one we just talked about.
They can move in the L shape? What are the
other two?
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (36:55):
The tower? The tower, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
I mean it looks like a tower. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
And then the little tiny one yeah, the the mini
and one more what what what are they?
Speaker 8 (37:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:11):
The Bishop in the pond right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
That one. That guy, that dorky guy. He's big on social.
Speaker 8 (37:21):
Media, Carl Magnuson.
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Yeah, I constantly see him online, but he just got
beat by some Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Uh, the horse is also called the rook. That is
that true? The tower is the tower?
Speaker 10 (37:37):
Correct, yeah, okay, and the horse is the Yeah, don't
don't trust the text.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Because now no, because now I thought I thought the
tower is like bishop, the bishop is don't look at me.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
The bishop moves diagonally. That's the bishop is the one
looks like with like a little little circle.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Right, So what's the tower? Then the tower? The ones
like the little yeah, okay, a little crown thing on
the top. Let's okay, Yeah, all right, I was completely
missing a piece. Then might hear the term castling?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Right? Yeah, okay, I was.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
I was totally spacing on that other piece together.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Question number three for the d uy Q what chess
piece can only move in an L shape? The queen?
And what do you love about the queen?
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I'm a queen, she's a queen.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
We're all queens. Queen, I'm a stupid queen. Alright, Well,
that's how you play the d u y Q. We're
gonna take a break and then I have I have
some pretty exciting news for you, the Woodie Show listener.
It is something for next week, okay, something something I
got for you for next week, all right, And I
will have that announcement for you next year on the
(38:48):
Woody Show, hang on, be right back. As we mentioned
a number of times, we all know the Greg Gory
out of principle at this point, refuses to get the
real I.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
D it was very easy to the man. That's a show.
I'm not sticking to anybody. I'm just not doing it.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
The TSA. The TSA is trying to shut down these
rumors though, because people like Greg are out there thinking
they can use their Costco membership card.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah that's what I thought, and a.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Real ID, which you can't anymore. Well, because there was
there was something that got shared online. It was an
article that was written I forget the name of the site,
and then people just ran with it. Of course they did,
because yeah what all though? Where were you ment of
Santa Anna?
Speaker 9 (39:30):
Yeah, it was at Santa Anna John Wayne Airport probably
like fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
This is a long time ago.
Speaker 9 (39:35):
Yeah, when I didn't live in southern California and I
was going to Disneyland and I lost my idea at
Disneyland and I get to the airport and I go,
wait a minute, I have my ID and they go, well,
what do you got? I have this Costco gift card.
I mean this Costco card and they.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Go like, all right, simpler time.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yeah, because there was another oh I know what it was.
It was Vegas. This is also years ago. We went
to Vegas probably like two thousand and eight, two thousand
and seven for a whole thing where we went to
these different things around town and we were recording different
segments and like a WOODI show field trip to Vegas
kind of thing. And afterwards we were at the airport leaving.
(40:19):
MENACE's bag goes through security and you would have think
that he hit the progressive jackpot.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I wish.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
All these alarms going off and everything else, like what
the f is going on? Menace gets pulled aside, they
take his bag.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
The whole thing.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
One of the places that we had gone in Vegas
was a place called the Gun Store, and you can
go there and shoot a k's and all kinds of stuff.
It's it's a gun range. Yeah, it ruled. It was
a lot of fun. But he brought his backpack with
all the camera equipment, recording equipment for the audio, all
the stuff inside, and so there's gunpowder all over the place.
(40:54):
So when he went through and you know when they'll
they'll swipe your bag to see if there's anything explosives
or whatever. That's what it was picking up on because
it was just covered in gunpowder from the gun store.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Tie you uh no, but they detained me for a
little bit. Yeah, the little anal probo, which I enjoyed,
what you enjoyed. But he was freshly cleared out because
he took a dump at the hotel before we left. Yeah,
but we had to like go through the whole bag
and yo, yo when I had and stuff. Yeah, you
can show them the video from the gun store. Yeah,
that was fun, dude. We were loved that place that was.
(41:28):
That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
So great.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Well, yeah, so your your costco I D won't work
and to replace your real idea, although if you do
lose your license, they will go through and try to
help you verify your identity and you can use a
bunch of different stuff, just not your costco ID. That's
not gonna that's not gonna do the trick. And I'm
sure that happens in Vegas all the time at the airport. See,
I'm always paranoid about like passports. Oh yeah, like when
(41:52):
you're traveling you yeah, somehow you misplaced it or.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, yeah, is that when you.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Would go to the s I have no idea what
to do.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, I'll probably just sit there and wait to die.
He's ourbecile now, dude, crazy watching like how much people
are freaking out. The Nintendo switch to is officially out.
It's chaos out there trying to get one best buying game.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
They're only selling them in store right now. That means,
you know, unless she felt like getting up like dark
and early and standing in line next to an adult
in a Pikachu hoodie, you're you're probably out of luck. However, however,
all next week the Woody Show is give me a
chance to win one. I'll hack ye because look right here,
(42:50):
I got my.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Hands a.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Boom boom. It's a friend, it's it's on its way
to me right now. This is this is one I'm
trying to get. We will have up to five and
I'm thinking, uh, switch or switch for the contest where
it will either be like a spin on the wheel
(43:15):
for like a like a gift like a cash card,
or it's the mystery box and there could be a
switch in there, or no switch. We hit menace with
a switch. Yeah, yeah, switch or switch? Get your chance
to win the Nintendo switch to each day next week.
I love here on the Woody Show.
Speaker 8 (43:37):
That's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I haven't really thought it out too much. It can
completely change by Monday, and it could be just one
of those eight collar ten ones. I don't know, but yeah,
let's get crazy. I can tell you how much I
paid for this too, was five eighty three dollars.
Speaker 8 (43:53):
This one comes with the game then too.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
No, no, no, no, these are all second I got it
actually on you know how stock X sells shoes and
things like that. It's the stock x site. They sell
other things. But I did to buy it now just
so we would secure one, to have one so we
can so we can, you know, give it away.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
So I just did.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
I did this for the first one because then they
said today apparently, like if you don't want to leave
the house, apparently this morning is your best chance to
find one online.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
And I don't know how any of that works because
I'm I'm not like any kind of big gamer guy.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, I don't know how it works.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Now, I mean, do they they sell They still sell
physical games, right, like you can go buy a physical
copy of a game?
Speaker 9 (44:37):
Still stop? Still there, I was.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Wondering because I didn't.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
A lot of the times that my son for the PlayStation,
he buys it from the store that's online through the console. Yeah,
just downloads it to the console.
Speaker 6 (44:51):
But I think they have them at like Target and
stuff too, because I'm always being for those Yeah the kid.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, I mean I see the section, but I always
thought that was like maybe extra control rollers or the
consoles themselves.
Speaker 9 (45:02):
Sammy does bring up a good question. Does the new
version have physical game?
Speaker 3 (45:06):
I have no.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Excuse me, I have no idea. So, but short of
winning one here on the Woody Show, your best BET's
probably gonna be you know, the old school thing like
physically walking into a store and having to make eye
contact with with another human being.
Speaker 7 (45:21):
Like.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Driving to a store. Right, Why is life so hard?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Switch to is all right? I was able to get
one Wednesday night, an hour after best Buy was open.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
Sweet.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah, physical locations, you know, like not online stuff right now.
But that apparently today is the day where you might
be able to start finding him online. I don't know. Yeah, sweet,
But either way, I know we will have switches to
give away next week. Switch to to.
Speaker 9 (45:51):
Give away here on the on the Wooded Show, I'm
traumatized by the Nintendo giveaways, I mean the Nintendo console
because you know how we always have those nightmares that
there's gonna be an event where no one shows up. Well,
I was hired to do like a midnight release at
a Best Buy for the Game Boy three D and
(46:12):
it was like, Oh, everyone's gonna be out there, like
all these lines for like this switch or whatever. They
brought out a bus with all these dancers from Nintendo.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Dancers, dancers like dancers, dancers like dancer.
Speaker 9 (46:25):
Was like, dude, you know they're all marching and everything.
No one showed up to buy this thing. It was
empty slop. Yeah, it was a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
But dancers, dancers.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Now we need dancers dancers for our switch or switch
giveaway your chance to win starting Monday here on The
Woody Show and another new album, Insensitivity Training Freight Politically
Correct correct War out here on a Friday morning. Yeah,
trying to get through this morning and the weekend is
quickly as we can. June sixth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Thank you for being here.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
I'm whatdy that's Greg Gory Menace is here put my
final touches on his late night monologue week in review.
We'll have it here for your momentary.
Speaker 13 (47:13):
I know.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Wow, just when you thought I couldn't get any better,
said Gina grad Good morning, sea baths. We got Sammy.
The birthday girl. Morgan is here's birthday yet? Thirty one?
Oh only nine more years until you're forty. Oh when
you say that, Greg, like nine more.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Years until you're forty. I told her this morning to
enjoy her youth.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
That sounds amazing.
Speaker 9 (47:40):
I walked in. I said, oh, you're so old and washed,
and she's like, oh, I thought you were gonna say why.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, when you when you get a crack into these cakes.
Speaker 9 (47:49):
Yeah, everybody's waiting.
Speaker 4 (47:51):
Are you guys really waiting for me?
Speaker 3 (47:52):
He yes?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Oh? Okay, Well the birthday person has the first.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
Well I thought maybe Vaughn could, but I mean high enough. Yeah,
I'll come in.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Okay, Well, happy happy birthday. There's a there's Morgan. Phones
are up in eight seven seven forty four Woody Friday
check ins. You can send those to us on the
text over to two to two nine eight.
Speaker 5 (48:09):
Seven Boys and Girls said this time for Minas's late
night monologue week in read, Yeah, gotta people all age.
Speaker 9 (48:29):
Minute, everybody, what's going on well, and news nobody saw coming.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are fighting online. Next, you're
gonna tell me water's wet and great glory isn't a
ravenous whore?
Speaker 4 (48:43):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (48:44):
That's up fixed for Craig.
Speaker 9 (48:46):
Yes, predictable, you feel me?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
I mean it's accurate, yeah, yea.
Speaker 9 (48:51):
And more exciting news winter Sientil is adding locations to
Walmart around the country. It's like, how can we make
shoppers hotter? I don't know, maybe five chili dogs for
five dollars, you know what I'm saying? All Right, Aaron
Rodgers will be the new quarterback for the Steelers. Yeah,
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that's the junk. Hilarious.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
It's a terrible nightmare.
Speaker 9 (49:20):
Yeah. The new Nintendo switches out and people are lining
up like crazy, And one buyer said, Mario, you're making.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
Me, Luigi, I'm making you.
Speaker 9 (49:33):
Speaking of Mario and Luigi, it's like who's cleaning whose pipes?
Speaker 3 (49:37):
First?
Speaker 13 (49:37):
You feel me, Sammy? Ironically, I get a room on it.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
You look at us. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Second, before you go on, I was gonna make sure, Yeah,
can you check your supply?
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:53):
Make sure that Sammy didn't dunk into it. Yeah, she
may have gotten a little old contact.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
You know what, I did walk into the office earlier
for a little bit.
Speaker 9 (50:03):
So yeah, all right, Well, doctors are putting out another
warning again, ladies, if you're taking diet drugs and the pill,
the pill might be less effective, So don't end up
being a fat whore.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
Like Greg Gory.
Speaker 9 (50:15):
You know, I know what you're saying, So ravenous, so ravenue.
The US ANALYSI travel band on twelve countries, which affects
me because my outback steakhouse reservation just got canceled in
the congo.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Oh did you see, by the way, Greg, Laos is
one of the countries. Every time I hear I think
a Greg Gory.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I think it's the most random, funny sounding country on planet.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
And people who are from Laos.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
They're Laotia, the Laosia? What do they even do that?
Where are you from? I'm from Blaus.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
The longest things are just cracked cracked, Greg.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Up from Laos, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Why? Can you check your stash? Make sure that Greg
Gordon tamp into.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
Oles doesn't get enough shine? You know nobody talks about Laos.
Speaker 9 (51:07):
I got it got to look right. I saw a
headline on USA Today dot Com saying Amazon reveals best
books of the year, and you might as well just
have a headline that says get aids fast.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Ain't nobody could go on that.
Speaker 9 (51:27):
Another better do better? All right? Speaking of visual aids,
the new Wicked trailer is out and let's just face
a society is over, So please just bring the super volcano.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
Already, because.
Speaker 9 (51:44):
Because if I have to go through another run of Wicked,
I need to find a time machine to go back
to COVID. It's like, where's the bat at? I want
to have sex with it? Man, it is like that,
I'll sixty nine it right now, you know, Okay, I
can't do this Wicked thing already.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
I figured it out. Yeah, Menas has his He works
very hard on this. You can tell he puts a
lot of time into this, right yea. The problem is
the reading. Right, So when he's it's written if you
just read it, but when Menace is delivering it, there's
things that are supposed to go together that have a
pause between, right. I finally figured out because sometimes like
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especially a long pause, the long long Yeah, that's the reading.
Speaker 8 (52:26):
I see.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
I was skidding, all right, Well, it's like bring on
the super Bowl.
Speaker 9 (52:34):
Yeah, I just can't wrap it up now. So anyways,
we're having a great show for you.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Step choke.
Speaker 9 (52:43):
There's a couple steps on. So anyways, we have a
great show for you. O. J. Simpson's son is here
and Madonna have a great show. I had to take
out a couple of lines because it kept on stop
going down, so.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
We can, we can.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
It's not I want to hear the you work so
hard on the jokes. I want to hear that it's
not even funny. Though it wasn't funny to begin with them.
We hear the it was funny like you there, Give
give us one of them. You don't do all them,
Just give us one.
Speaker 9 (53:11):
No, it's not funny when you set it up like that.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
Just try it.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
Is there anything about Laos?
Speaker 10 (53:20):
It's one of those countries to get screwed because they're
fully landlocked, but Vietnam like takes the whole coastline.
Speaker 9 (53:25):
We did look up houses in Laos one time. Affordable
and quite affordable.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
We might be moving and we.
Speaker 9 (53:32):
Might go there.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
Shout out to Laus, shout it out.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
I want to hear one of these jokes.
Speaker 9 (53:39):
Yeah cool. Let me see Sinny Sweeney is selling soap
with their bath. See it goes with the other joke
that got So this joke comes out of what it
comes out of the bat.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
Having section the badge, I got it.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Got it?
Speaker 9 (53:56):
Now that bad is selling burgers at Walmart?
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (53:59):
All right?
Speaker 9 (54:00):
Yeah, that was pretty much okay.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
And then Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 9 (54:02):
Sidney Sweeney was the setup that she's selling her bathwater
bath water, So all right, it's all good.
Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
I'm always used in the behind the scenes stuff, Greg.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Like I like the underthing of me being a horror though.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
That was good.
Speaker 3 (54:25):
Yeah, it's show all right.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
So I got a brand new redneck news coming up
for you now, Greg, I did think about you yesterday.
I've been trying for years to get Greg to be
less nervous, more comfortable about flying.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
Right so far it's a losing battle. Yeah, there's been a.
Speaker 2 (54:54):
Couple of flights he has, he has. Overall, he's gotten
better a little bit. We've come a long way since
today where he was on the plane and they relocated
his seat to the back. The flight attendant came up
and said, sir, we're gonna have to relocate you to
a different seat. You're making the other patches rather nervous
(55:15):
because he was. He was knuckling it, digging his claws
into the arm rest. Oh god, yeah, god.
Speaker 8 (55:21):
It was freaking everybody.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
And I totally thought she was approaching me to say,
is there anything I can get you to throw drinks
in the bathroom? Yeah, And they put me right by
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
And I'm just gonna share this that I'll move on.
But so, doing one of my flight lessons yesterday, we
did something that even I was like, wow, this is
kind of crazy.
Speaker 3 (55:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
Well that's why I bring it up because I am I'm.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
Not phased by and that didn't even bother you.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
I'm not phased by any anything. Really, I've been skydiving,
I've done all those different things. We did something because
when a plane is coming in for a landing, sometimes
you'll get what they call a short approach, meaning when
the plane is on final the runway is straight ahead
right and you have some time to get down to
altitude for you know, landing. But sometimes you're coming the
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opposite direction of a parallel to the to the runway,
but you're traveling in the opposite direction, and air traffic
control say can you do a short approach, meaning do
a quick turn, But you're a higher altitude than what
you need to be, and you don't have a lot
of time to get down to altitude to land the plane.
Speaker 3 (56:31):
Instead of going way beyond the airport doing a huge
U turn coming back.
Speaker 8 (56:35):
You just know, real quick, flip a bitch, do you turn?
Speaker 3 (56:38):
You do like a.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
Pretty tight turn, and now you're pretty close to the runway,
but you're way high from where you should be altitude wise.
You do something called a slip landing, which we were
practicing yesterday, where you basically just lose a ton of
altitude and a very short amount of time while maintaining
your air speed and you're not diving. What you would
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do in this particular case is you put full rudder
left or right, depending on which way the wind's coming from.
You know, you're always landing into the wind, so if
the wind's coming from the left, right, you would just
jam down on the right rudder and then use your control,
your flight control, you know, to then turn into the wind.
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So the but the plane just starts dropping like a rock.
And I'm basically standing on the right rudder because you
have to put full rudder in. I'm standing on this
rudder and I'm using my my flight control, it's called
an aileron right to uh to to kind of keep that.
This is how you're you're maintaining your your center and
this thing is just dropping the nose is you're just
(57:44):
dropping and you're not losing air speed like that. And
I was thinking, man, this is something that you would
just say, you know what, I'm not available for this
kind of approach. If Greg is ever with you, you
are not available for this kind of a probe.
Speaker 3 (57:57):
Would they ever ask that?
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Because you can do it, because there's a lot of
traffic and it's it's not a it's not an unusual maneuver.
Speaker 3 (58:04):
I would just say, no, I'm gonna fly another fifty miles,
we'll turn around it and it's not an unusual maneuver.
You know you can do it. But I'm just thinking, man,
Greg would die. I would die. I would That would
be with the day I had the stroke.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
The first few times I did it, and it was weird.
It is a very strange feelings view. Wow, you sure
this is safe kind of thing?
Speaker 6 (58:28):
Does the instructor have like controls if you freak out
or whip it?
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Okay? Yeah, but I'm not freaking out because I trust them,
you know, in controls. Yeah, and then you get my controls,
your controls. I learned that from watching the rehearsal. Yeah, yeah,
but it was.
Speaker 3 (58:44):
It was cool.
Speaker 8 (58:45):
Wow, and you're here to tell the tale.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah it was. But I thought I thought about Greg.
With our recent flights, what I still can't break the
habit of when I take my seat, I stare out
the window and see the guys loading the bags in,
and I think to they don't have to get on
a plane right now. Jealous of super lucky the person
working at the restaurant in the airport. She doesn't have
to get on the plane right now. She's so lucky.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
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of darts. PA's rednick News and today's redneck News is
from Arcadia, Florida, where the cops they're on the lookout
for a woman who was wanted for theft, and I
do have a clip here. This is a little bit
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of the report from the local news.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
The DeSoto County Sheriff's Office is on the hunt for
a woman suspected of stealing an adult tricycle, and her
distinctive fashion choice is raising eyebrows. Spec was captured on
a doorbell camera wearing a tiger print onesie. Authorities quickly
identified the suspect as Emily Hesters. However, efforts to locate
her have proven challenging. The sheriff's office reported that her
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former residence has indicated she is no longer welcome wild.
The stolen tricycle remains unaccounted for. The sheriff's office is
urging the public if you spot someone riding off in
a tiger onesie on a tricycle eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
They called the number anyway, so and people did, they responded.
The County Sheriff's office arrested Emily charged her with grand
theft involving property value between seven hundred and fifty and
five thousand dollars. However, the tricycle remains missing. Oh no,
now adult tricycle. I have not looked it up.
Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
Yeah, what is that is it?
Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I mean I've seen the recumbent bicycles that old gross guys. Yeah,
it's literally a tricycle.
Speaker 10 (01:00:53):
I've seen tricycles like if you if you're ever in
a big, big factory or warehouse, they may have a
trike that they used to take tools.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
See all right, so it's just a bi yeah, two wheels, yeah, basket.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Yeah, it looks you know what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
It looks like one of those beach cruisers like you see,
except with the instead of having the one wheel in the back,
has got the two.
Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Okay, I have seen these. It would so not be
embarrassing to ride them. It also looks.
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
It's just for old people.
Speaker 10 (01:01:16):
Really.
Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Yeah, it's kind of the same, like the same general
structure as like a petticab, like a whether they call
those things pettica Is.
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
That what it is? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
There's a from Arcadia, Florida. That's Emily Hester's who was
on the run after stealing an adult tricycle from someone's house.
Dressed in a tiger print Onesie. Yeah, and that is today.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
It's raid Nick. All right, we're gonna take.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
A quick break. I get some more show coming on
for you next, Hang on The Woody Show, The Woody Show.
Here's something else I saw I thought about Greg. Oh, no,
so this happened? Uh Mechlesburg County, their commission. This is
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North Carolina. Their commission met on Tuesday this week, and
as a protest, somebody let a bunch of bugs loose.
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
In the room. That's not a protest, that's terrorism.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
The person was quickly removed from the building.
Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
No one died, No one died, no one was hurt.
The meeting continued after the situation was handled. They didn't
say what kind of bugs they were, or why the
person did it, but or if any even charges will
be filed, because they say it's not clear if it's
illegal to release bugs during a meeting.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
What why would that be specifically written anywhere?
Speaker 10 (01:02:44):
I mean, you could always tack on stupid like disturbing the.
Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Peace generic that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Yeah, but also I would assume that there's some kind
of vandalism.
Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Is the damn it?
Speaker 10 (01:02:56):
You could charge You could charge them for the exterminator,
right right, You could charge them for that.
Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
For the charges emotional distress, right damage, mental anguish mentals. Yeah, ruined.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I found myself thinking about Greg a lot.
Speaker 10 (01:03:12):
That's which, When was the last time we had a
living animal in this studio. It's been over a year
since the chickens and the cockroaches, butterflies we raised.
Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
We could bring a dog in.
Speaker 10 (01:03:25):
Policy, Greg talking about the science for science, it's entertainment
like science.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Our dog's cute that set them right?
Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Does it release serotonin or whatever? Down? Every day?
Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
A judge in Quebec ruled that giving someone the middle
finger is a person's right to express themselves. You see
these cases.
Speaker 9 (01:03:45):
Every once in a while, freedom of speech.
Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
This guy ended up getting arrested he flipped the bird
at his neighbor during an argument a few years ago.
The judge emphasized that people can express their feelings to
say without facing any kind of legal trouble, calling a
god given right. It's good to know god given right
to flip somebody else? What is the rule there?
Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Though?
Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
When it comes to police officers, you can't threaten them.
You can't threaten them, can't say hey, I'm gonna come
hurt you.
Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Can you is because I feel like, if you flip
one off.
Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Do you do you get arrested because you mother f
them and flip them off? Or are they just taking
that and saying, oh, okay, well I'm gonna find something.
I'm going to find something else. It's a good reason
for you to sit on the side of the road
for an extra twenty minutes. Yeah, for no reason, right,
Not by the way, not that I would ever do it.
I would never even Yeah, Greg's got plenty of experience.
Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
But they have these people called First Amendment auditors, and
they will purposely go out flip off cops, yell at cops.
Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Those people are douchebags.
Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Those people get pulled over.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Yeah, you were talking about those people recently, right, will
compare me as a cart nark to them, and I say, no, no, no,
we do. We do separate things. Even though they are both.
Speaker 10 (01:04:59):
They they sometimes have the similar result of people flipping
out and being angry. But yeah, the First Amendment auditors
will go into let's say whatever the d m V
any public of sheriff's office where you and then they
go to the places that you're allowed to be, You're
allowed to video things.
Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
They're looking for confrontation and they're they're.
Speaker 10 (01:05:16):
Looking for that one idiot who's just like ne yeah,
flips out, yeah, because I've seen things where hey man,
we don't and then you flip all right, well, putrans
behind your.
Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Back, right right.
Speaker 8 (01:05:27):
I mean, I guess it would be disorderly conduct if.
Speaker 10 (01:05:30):
You were doing I mean, they're just gonna get your
First Amendment.
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Every once in a while, there are those cases that
come up or somebody did flip off a cop or something,
and then it ends up going before just for that part,
the flipping off part, right.
Speaker 10 (01:05:43):
You could say, well, he was behaving in an aggressive manner,
which gave me a reasonable suspicion to stop and detain him,
to ask further questions.
Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
And the.
Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
And that's the first Amendment auditor's favorite question. Am I
being detaineded?
Speaker 10 (01:05:57):
And cops have gotten better at that because when a
couple of years ago, when they first cops like, uh,
now that that's say yes you are. I'm doing an investigation,
and when I'm finished my investigation, you'll be free to
leave it out until.
Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Then investigating what do you have probable cost this deep?
Speaker 10 (01:06:10):
Well, yeah, you're behaving in an erratic manner, so you're
behaving an erratic manner, sir, and I just want to
make sure number one, that you're physically and mentally okay.
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Number two, you're not a danger to anybody else.
Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
I didn't ask for your help, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
That's that's not the point. I'm here to observe it and.
Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Protect I've right to be here. I'm on public property.
Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
I'm saying you don't, sir. I just want to make
sure that you're okay.
Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
It would be a good cops posted signs because you hear.
Speaker 10 (01:06:32):
These cops and their mother ef and do this and
mother f do that. From the cops, I'm like cop blix.
Speaker 9 (01:06:37):
I mean, you do have cop face. You played a
cop in The blind Side.
Speaker 10 (01:06:40):
I look like random Coppo Nark undercover dude. Remember kids,
do you remember that movie The blind Side about uh
Michael r.
Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Yeah. Anyway, Sea bass is in that movie. He's a cop.
Speaker 10 (01:06:54):
So she she shows up, there's some there's a car
accident seeing that she shows up to, and she's running
to get to the accident, and she shoves me and
pushes me out of the way. I'm like, man, ma'am,
though it's not my voice, you don't hear they had
me Mimet and then they put someone else, and then
they hit someone else.
Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Hey check. They wanted somebody more manly, authoritator, more authoritative.
I was an extra. They didn't want to pay me.
Speaker 10 (01:07:16):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Speaking of people being pissed, this eighty one year old
woman in Florida arrested last week after she pepper sprayed
two young girls, a three year old and a six
year old because she didn't like how they were playing
with bubbles.
Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
Jesus appropriate response.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
The cops showed up, the arrested the old bitch on
battery charges. And we had that other story about that
Unice chick bagpipe with the woman confronting the guy who's
playing bagpipes and then she assaulted. She was another old one.
There has to be assaulted the wife. There has to
be a way.
Speaker 10 (01:07:52):
I want to I want to do something for Unis
because I support what she's trying to do.
Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
You wanted something for humanists?
Speaker 10 (01:07:57):
Yeah, because stop right. I hate bagpipes. They sucks, especially
in public at a park with you. No one wants to
hear that. But there needs to be a way to
disturb people who are being disturbances without jail yourself. I
had no right to play here in this public park,
and she said, I'm going to call my husband.
Speaker 15 (01:08:15):
He's a federal judge and he's going to make you stop.
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
She basically swiped at my wife's face. Yeah, and then
she fell and she got herself a black eye. She
got what she deserved. Yeah, Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
send us a text your Friday check in. You send
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Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Or what do you show next?
Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Well, today is Morgan's birthday. Yeah, finally cracked into them cakes. Yeah,
that lemon bun cake is good.
Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Yeah, that's really good.
Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
That's the only when I've tried. But it's really good.
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
It's from Vonn's Bonn's House, bond fun you made that.
He's a bak he did well, he bakes. No, it's
from Vaughn. It's the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
What are the plans for your birthday? Does Cobo have
anything planned for you? What stage of the relationship are
we in here? Well, what do you mean, well, because I.
Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Mean it would be the gift stage at least, right.
Speaker 8 (01:09:13):
He has to have something to plan for your birthday.
Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Oh, we've been in the gift stage. He took me
on a trip for our first date.
Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Yeah. Yeah, that was the water.
Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
That was weird. But we're gonna go get sushi, so
I'm excited about that. Gifts. I don't know. I kind
of thought I would wake up and the reflowers at
my door, but nothing. So yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
At am, right, Yeah, are you getting flowers?
Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
Kind of girl?
Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
I get them for myself. I've never had anyone get
them for me. Oh, it would be nice.
Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Yeah, okay, I would see.
Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
I would have assumed.
Speaker 8 (01:09:44):
Yeah, I wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Yeah, it was like I can get her boxing gloves
in a mouth guard. Yeah, I would love that.
Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
And I'm actually sparring today too. I'm really excited.
Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Oh wow, Uncle, is there a like UFC stuff this weekend? Yes?
Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Big UFC fight tomorrow, Morab O'Malley Yeah so he got
Uh that's tough, probably O'Malley, just because you want him
to win. You know, I want mob to win in
my heart. But O'Malley, I think he's gonna win.
Speaker 9 (01:10:09):
He's been very focused. He's been off social media.
Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Yeah, he quit smoking weed. He got off social media.
Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Oh my god, Van, can you imagine quitting. I wonder
how long Vaughan's ever.
Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
I think he's out smoking right now.
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
I just wonder how long he's.
Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Gone, Like, what's his long as a dry run? Probably? Well,
Happy birthday, Morgan.
Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
Thanks, we're so already you want burner media, rare, burger media, rare, bitch,
you're so needy because I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Russian Asian actually be as honestly the right. And we're
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How's house things in social media world?
Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Menace? Good? Are they are they doing? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Have we maintained over two hundred thousand? Oh yeah, we're up, man,
we are, yeah, okay, but what's really popped off?
Speaker 9 (01:11:28):
A lot of our Disney content has done really well?
Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Good?
Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:11:31):
People seem to like Disney, say yeah, or.
Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Living vicariously through others. Yeah, certain, really good.
Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
I know is that people are planning their trips, you know,
wherever you're going to do this summer. Yeah, this one
kind of stuck up on me because the kids are
out of school, Like, whoa hold on, wait a minute.
I feel like it was just right, just like the
holiday break, sure do ye Yeah, I would say that
was two months to go.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Wow. Yeah, and here we are. It's June.
Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Kids are out of school, we're into summer break and
what that means and all the things that happened there.
People planning trips that I'm looking ahead. I'm like, ooh,
our trip to Mexico, which I look forward.
Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
To every year.
Speaker 8 (01:12:15):
Countdown clock.
Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
You got the.
Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Countdown clock going on?
Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
I want to get another cruise on the books. Oh yeah,
kind of obsessing. Yeah, it's fun, I was saying, Man,
love it.
Speaker 10 (01:12:26):
I got an email saying that the Fire Festival is
still doing something. Really because I bought the ticket, which
they did refund, I'll give them credit to that. Yeah,
they're doing a quote unquote pop up apparently this little
tiny island somewhere in the Bahamas or like a resource
basically offering them a coupon code.
Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
A pop up be done with weekend.
Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Oh under us.
Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
I do have a question for the audience. Mexico City
awesome everyone already says it is. Yeah, my friends got
robbed there. But yeah, but I don't trust your friends either.
Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
The place. The place that I'm hearing a lot about.
I feel like, all of a sudden, I've not heard
anybody ever tell me that they were going to this place,
and now, all of a sudden, we were meeting with
someone at my son's school just the other day. What
are your weekend or what are your summer plans? Oh,
we're going to Portugal, dude.
Speaker 8 (01:13:23):
Yeah, my mom is going to Portugal.
Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
See even your mom's going to Portugal.
Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
Okay, this is crazy.
Speaker 10 (01:13:29):
It's in Portugal to see so much. Why is it
so popular?
Speaker 9 (01:13:32):
All I know people that have left America to live
in Portugal.
Speaker 8 (01:13:37):
Yeah, it's awesome. You've got the Zores, like the islands
off there.
Speaker 6 (01:13:41):
The history, the architecture is gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
I'm waiting to hear something interesting that would make you
want to travel there. The island history.
Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
But like my mom is in her seventies, she just
started traveling, like when she turns seventy and she's been
all over the world.
Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
So like it's never too late.
Speaker 10 (01:14:02):
Everybody see Portugal. I picture like the word Portugal. You
say that colors.
Speaker 8 (01:14:08):
Yeah, have synesthesia.
Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Oh, numbers, have numbers, have colors numbers? Blue four? Damn,
that's the one. I remember that, she said before. I
always try to catch her. Ask me a color blue seven?
Interests me another one?
Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Green? Three?
Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Wow, that's right, it's not.
Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
It's a lost wire idiot.
Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
But so the word Portugal automatically in my head conjures
up like kind of cobble streets, cobblestone streets, coffee cafes, overcast,
rainy weather. You might as well call it Portland.
Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
Organ sposed to be really sunny.
Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Yeah, the first two are correct. Everything in that area.
Speaker 10 (01:15:01):
There's a recent people vacation there because they called a
Mediterranean climate even though it's not on the other side, uh,
because it is normally sunny, normally very nice, doesn't get
too cold.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Pictures are just like almost like we saw when we
were in Alaska.
Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
They just kind of well like Spain, like really really
hot in temperate.
Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
And yeah, I know the word Portugal, that's just that's.
Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
The image it makes you feel.
Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
That's the image that comes that comes to mind.
Speaker 9 (01:15:26):
I had a lot of Portuguese friends growing up and
good for you. Yeah, and no when I think Portugal,
when I think Portugal is uh the Azors, because they'd say,
oh yeah, if you're from the Azors, you got to
watch out. They hook up with your cousin. It's on
the the people that I know from from Oh yeah
(01:15:47):
you have friends from Portuguese? Yeah, oh good. So yeah,
having diverse friends, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
They speak a lot of the I have a diverse
friend base.
Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Are you she looked into diversity, Yeah you have.
Speaker 9 (01:16:03):
They check it out.
Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
See I call my Portuguese friends.
Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
My friend, I guess Greg says about there's no such
thing as a gay.
Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
Wedding, right, what's a gay wedding a wedding. It's a wedding,
but it is.
Speaker 9 (01:16:14):
Also they have plumb alcohol. Alcohol is really mess.
Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
It gets you really like it's one of.
Speaker 10 (01:16:19):
Those places that never goes below freezing, never gets above
eighty five.
Speaker 8 (01:16:22):
Yeah, there's a nice temperate eight.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Seven seven forty four. What is the phone number you
can set us a text over to two two nine
eighty seven.
Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Real quick about the cruise thing. How I'm obsessed now
and I've been watching cruise documentaries. The one thing that
drives me crazy about cruises is the quote elite traveler.
It's the person on the crez. I mean, who's done
the most cruises in their lives. So I was watching
this one documentary and they were gonna do this dinner
with the captain and they invited twenty special guests who
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are elite travelers, and they had this gave the award
to this woman, old woman who's done like five hundred
and four days at sea. And she walks into this
banquet and she says, look around this room, these are
the best of the best for the elite. Oh my,
you didn't achieve anything. It means you took tons and
tons and tons of.
Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
You the elite boat the best of the best there was.
There was a woman like that on our cruise. I
kept crossing paths with her and she was always basically
interrogating the staff because she knows more about cruises and
more about the ships and more about whatever than they do.
Fun and and she I mean, she was decked out
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head to toe and all the Disney stuff, and she's
like eighty some years old. And I think she's one
of those people who goes from cruise to cruise to cruise.
She had been on our ship, so she's an elite traveler.
She had been on our ship. This was the third
week in a row that she was that she was
on and it does the same itinerary. So when we
got back, new people got on and they went and.
Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Did the same.
Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
She's still there, and she's still there anyway, she's talking
to the one woman, the one whatever who know who's
working this way like a hostess. And she goes, what
would you say is the most difficult part of your job?
But almost an interview, not even being like fun about it,
like it seems like it'd be really fun to have
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this job. Is there is there anything that sucks about it?
Like nothing fun? It wasn't What would you say is
the most difficult part of your job? Trying to please
all the guests?
Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
It was.
Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
I want to I want to help everyone have the.
Speaker 8 (01:18:31):
Best, trying to do my job well. Crazy people talk
to me, and and uh.
Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
And my wife and I we just we looked at
each other. We had the same reaction at the same time.
And my wife goes, oh God, because we kept running
into her, We kept running into her. Question for you
on the text over to two two nights having quickly
switching gears because I know that Gina wants to share
something that she saw and I'll go along with that.
And because we've been doing all these Disney Cruise things
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and whatever for the last couple of weeks, I've uh,
I punted on the on the topic. But what would
you say? What what would be an ideal number? Like
if you meet somebody new, what would be an ideal
number of old Slam partners that you could deal with?
Like what like speak human trogating? Don't say I don't care,
Like if you had your choice, Yeah, if you could,
(01:19:18):
if you could point them and make them have a
certain number of partners, that's it. Thank you, Steve Az.
Not that you care. But if you got to say, hey,
you know what I would prefer Yeah, no more than X?
What would that number be? I'm normal by the numbers
on that. And then Gina has something that she found, yeah,
and she wants to know if it's true. But I
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don't know how we would help you out with it.
Speaker 6 (01:19:42):
I mean, I guess it's just gonna have to be anecdotal.
You're gonna be that sounds like me.
Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Morgan or whoever might be able to help you out
with it, because it's it's it's something for women and
how they can like tell how good you're going to be,
like how how great or not great? Somebody would be?
Yeah in the sack, see what I'm saying, just by
looking at it, just by looking at.
Speaker 8 (01:20:02):
Seeing a couple of different cues.
Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
But on the text, just so we can get that
normal by the number thing. If you meet somebody new,
in your own opinion, no right or wrong answer here,
what would be an ideal number of old slam partners
that person could have that you could deal with? All right,
So we asked you on the text over the two
two nine eight seven, So you meet somebody new, what
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would be the ideal number of old slam partners this
person could have that you could deal with? And I
best phrase the question way better than I could, because again,
not that you care, and it might not be it's
not isn't a big deal to you. But if all
things equal, you got to choose what would that be?
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Because the sweet spot women say for dudes, it's between
four or five with two or three beings.
Speaker 8 (01:21:00):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Yeah, what world are they living in.
Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
And the age where they lost to virginity would be
somewhere between eighteen and twenty years old. This is normal
by the numbers. Talking talking to people, people in rural areas,
men say, men say, when it comes to women, the
ideal two to three total sex partners with one or
two casual ones, and the age where they lost to
virginity would be between sixteen and eighteen.
Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
Are these people who got married at twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Three yorsy might be getting a litt nervous about their
own numbers.
Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
I would prefer the guy I'm with to be far
more experienced than that.
Speaker 8 (01:21:39):
You know, like let them work.
Speaker 6 (01:21:40):
It out on everybody else, right, really?
Speaker 16 (01:21:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I ideally yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:21:47):
I mean I figure out all the kinks, you know,
attended on everybody else, and then, like you know, when
you know what you're doing, like confinement, you're a.
Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Pro once you're getting it.
Speaker 9 (01:21:58):
To be honest, I never thought that women actually cared
about that number, and I know guys now we.
Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Do because the number is always way higher than the
dude's number. Typically, I would say, on average has got
to be because it's easier for them and well, guys
necessarily left to their own devices. I think a guy's
number would be in the thousands, right, and then well
that's what gay guys do. Yeah right.
Speaker 10 (01:22:21):
What he's getting at is that there and this is
something that the dating apps have really shown, is there
are super users with guys. Is that a small percentage
of the guys are having a large percentage of the
sex and a large percentage of the guys are having
almost none, right because the dating apps. Because that's what
the dating app show is that that guy who's six
two makes one hundred and fifty grand a year, he's going
(01:22:43):
to have his pick of the litter, and the guy
who's five eight and what makes thirty five grand a
year will probably get nothing. He'll be like our word
Tyler and get like one or two matches a year and.
Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Basically never get laid, poor Tyler, is what he said.
Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
And he said he did it the apps though, that's
he's down these streets.
Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Yes, it's worse.
Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Yeah, yeah, five one two saying I'll put that number
at twenty one five slams max. So that's casual, serious
or otherwise the same or less than mine? Okay, no
less than fifteen. Experience is fun and I don't want
him wondering what if or what others could.
Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Be like, it's a less than number.
Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Yeah, nine, one says ten, another one says five, or
less less than ten. Ten seems to be a pretty
pretty just looking over our text at least somewhere in there.
I'm forty one years old. I lost count after seventy
in my early thirties. Yeah, people with moderate sex lives
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are judged more positively, while those at either extreme either
superactive or completely inactive ten to face more judgment.
Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
So that.
Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
He also found that men who had less sex than
their ideal were judged more harshly than women in the
same situation. So men still face that pressure to perform,
while women are penalized more for exceeding expectations.
Speaker 8 (01:24:09):
We've already known that.
Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
Yeah, but like when a guy has had like one
or two partners, I think it's like, what, like you
really want to know the backstory behind like the lord
the members.
Speaker 11 (01:24:19):
Yeah, were you in a relationship for fifteen years when
you were sixteen years old?
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
I told you the dream My dream idea would be
you meet somebody they're a virgin, right, they've never been
with anybody, and then you break the sea also to speak,
and then they just become a Nympho.
Speaker 10 (01:24:36):
That's movies like that, the Virgin Slut where they waited,
wait to wait, to wait, and then all of a sudden,
now they're just insatiable.
Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
The reason that the yes, and they don't know any
better than you. See, they don't know any better and
they're no comparison. That whole thing about I don't even
know tricks and stuff. You can read about and learn
tricks like I can watch video learn as you go.
Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
That's amazing.
Speaker 10 (01:24:58):
The weird thing, too, is like that girl, she's on
so much concerned about herself. She just wants you to
be happy too.
Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Right, Yeah, are we.
Speaker 8 (01:25:04):
Talking about Uki again? The Japanese AI girlfriends?
Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
HEYI girlfriends, Greg, What would the ideal number be?
Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
See? Gina made me think because I was gonna say five, okay,
and in my mind hopefully it's zero. But yeah, I
was gonna say five. But I think you're right if
it's a little bit more than that, why work out
that they're not as up tight or they know what
you know could be more fun or more daring or
more naughty.
Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
So the last person I was with, we did that.
We should try it.
Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
I don't don't want to. I don't want to say,
and I really that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
But that's what you're saying when you say things like
oh that I want them to this experience.
Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
I didn't even know that was a thing. So yeah,
I'm gonna say, uh, no more than ten.
Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
So what your number? Ideally?
Speaker 8 (01:25:52):
I don't know, eighteen, twenty.
Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
Twenty, okay menace? Uh for female, I mean the dream
is zero.
Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
But what about for dudes?
Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Then?
Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Yeah, of course somebody's going about one hundred.
Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
No, I say, you agree with what he said?
Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
I mean, yeah, that's the dream, but the dream, but
it's not realistic.
Speaker 9 (01:26:11):
Realistically, it's probably like I don't know, like four or
so four Sammy.
Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
I'm a gina like twenty Yeah, girl?
Speaker 9 (01:26:18):
Is That's why I'm saying women are way better at
this than guys.
Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
Yeah, I would say I'm with menace.
Speaker 10 (01:26:24):
Like in an ideal, absolute world zero, though at a
certain age it becomes even with women, it becomes weird,
like you're thirty and you.
Speaker 9 (01:26:30):
Have Yeah, something's going on? What's going on there?
Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
So yeah, it probably is.
Speaker 9 (01:26:34):
In the three or four range, but that's not realistic.
Speaker 10 (01:26:36):
Yeah, but that again could be. It could be maybe
they just got so tied up in their career, you know.
Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
Yeah, yeah, she was likely she just really focused.
Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
She had that one relationship that she was with all
the way through college and out of college into her career,
and as her career took off, she became more focused
on her career and so she didn't really have time
for the relationship. And then they broke off, and then
she decided just to really focus one no relationships. Now
all of a sudden, she's ready for fun. He's only
had one or two uh slams in the past, slam
(01:27:05):
dudes in the past, and now she's really ready to keep.
Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
So let's go.
Speaker 6 (01:27:08):
Yeah, I've heard I've heard women. I've never heard a
guy say it, but I've heard women say I'm a
born again virgin.
Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Does that count? That's so, yeah, that doesn't. People in
prison find Jesus that. Yeah, that's that doesn't count.
Speaker 8 (01:27:20):
I'm a virgin you know in one Uh no, it
doesn't count.
Speaker 9 (01:27:24):
Now I have a pressure. What do you seat, What
do you think is the realistic number like that average?
Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
No?
Speaker 9 (01:27:31):
No, no, the realistic number that how many partners a
woman has been with?
Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Oh? How about she lies by? Like but what?
Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
Like so we ideally we say four, but what's the
realistic number.
Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
By the time, by the time a woman's thirty by
thirty probably a dozen probably yeah, and then and then
uh okay for a dude same age thirty, It depends.
I think it doesn't.
Speaker 9 (01:27:56):
Also, it has to be no no, like because any
any woman can hit a dozen number not easy.
Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
On the weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Yeah, but lach guy.
Speaker 8 (01:28:06):
Can't an average guy eat twelve chicks in years?
Speaker 9 (01:28:09):
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Yeah, it's it's unlikely, not one one girl a year.
Speaker 10 (01:28:16):
Yeah, because they sit down, they get wifeyed up for
three four years.
Speaker 9 (01:28:20):
Or what if they don't because they get excited because
somebody actually is having sex with them.
Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
But did my buddy married the first girl that gave
it up to him? Oh wow, that was still together?
Speaker 8 (01:28:30):
Okay, good for them?
Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Yeah wow, yeah. I think they both don't have any
other options, so their number is one yeah wow for
both yeah, both of them.
Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Yeah. It kind of sweet though.
Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
It's like, so I again targeted algorithm on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
I got it.
Speaker 8 (01:28:50):
I had to click on this.
Speaker 6 (01:28:51):
It says signs he'll be great in bed and I
was like, well, what are we talking about now? You
guys men, women, You guys, tell me what you think
of it. I have no dog was.
Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Geared toward because it's that he'll be good in bed,
so be in bed, all right? So uh, Sammy Morgan
and Greg.
Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
I guess.
Speaker 6 (01:29:11):
He says when he talks, does he use his hands?
When a guy's good in bed, he'll have a tendency
to talk with his hands, really really use his hands,
flail with his fingers.
Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
I mean I do that, so I'll say yes. But
it does sound women.
Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
Notice nuanced things like that.
Speaker 8 (01:29:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
I would never. You can't ask guys this question because
we don't care. The question is will she have sex
with you?
Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Is free pizza?
Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Yeah? She willing? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:29:42):
Well, this one I think we can all agree. He
pays attention to your feelings. When a guy doesn't care
about how you feel, then he's not going to care
about how you feel in bad.
Speaker 8 (01:29:50):
I think that's a decent.
Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
This is dumb true.
Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
This is for women.
Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Yeah, that's for women that you feel better.
Speaker 9 (01:29:56):
These are just lies that are put in.
Speaker 6 (01:29:58):
If you pretend care about her, she will probably be
more willing to give it up.
Speaker 10 (01:30:03):
Yes, probably, Yeah, it doesn't if you think you're hot.
Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
That's all that matters.
Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
Okay, I know about this one. He isn't selfish? Does
he share his dessert with you.
Speaker 8 (01:30:15):
Like magazine?
Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:30:16):
If he's selfish when you're out to dinner, heall be
selfish in the bedroom. Okay, this one indicator, This one,
I think we can all agree universally, men and women.
Is he a good kisser?
Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Because you've got No, that's the most Okay, that's true.
That's the most reasonable one.
Speaker 9 (01:30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:30:32):
Right, you're not going and you've got no chance if
you're like a lizard going through mashed potatoes with that tom.
Speaker 8 (01:30:40):
No chance.
Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
But didn't we recently talk about how in adulthood you
don't really make out anymore?
Speaker 7 (01:30:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Oh, yeah, you know I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
It's just not really a sashion Yeah, like third makeout?
Speaker 8 (01:30:53):
Yeah, yeahs nacking.
Speaker 6 (01:30:54):
Right.
Speaker 8 (01:30:54):
I couldn't tell you the last time you just made out.
Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Yeah, or even not even in the context of other
other it make it? Yeah, making out?
Speaker 8 (01:31:06):
So you just hit it and quit it.
Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
No, it's not hit it and quit it, but like
making out. Yeah, it's like you age out of hand jobs.
I'm saying, like hands hand jobs are fine.
Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
I'll disagree with that one.
Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
In the gay world I'm saying, I think I'm saying
in general, like you know, you can get like that's
fine in high school. Yeah, like the little little hand
actions fine in high school. It's like dry humping, Like
who's why.
Speaker 8 (01:31:30):
What's the point?
Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Yeah, what's the point?
Speaker 8 (01:31:31):
What end?
Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Yeah, the very minimum would know, the very minimum would
be mouth party.
Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Oh that I think you made the hand jobs, don't you.
Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Isn't that the start?
Speaker 11 (01:31:40):
Don't you start making out and then that's how you continue?
Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
Right? But you know high school kids will make out
and that's the end. I don't think there, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
What are you saying?
Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
They don't even make out even at the lead up, right?
Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
But my point is like, uh, after you've been married
for a while, I don't know, like how many people
are just like making out make out, Like like like
when would that even happen or started?
Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Da?
Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Yeah, I guess so, you know a lot of times
it's like, so, uh what are you doing? Should we
do it? You're like, yeah, let's go, and then that's marriage.
Speaker 6 (01:32:12):
Just like meat in the hallway and just like get
crazy like push up against the wall.
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Can you imagine? She was a disgusting visual. I can't read.
Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Yeah, I can't read. Yeah, I can't read.
Speaker 8 (01:32:27):
I've gotta have it.
Speaker 9 (01:32:28):
We're going to need a new stucco.
Speaker 6 (01:32:34):
Well, the other ones are, does he make serious intense
eye contact with you?
Speaker 5 (01:32:39):
Don't?
Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Okay, don't Well, you know what, I don't want intense
icon that's a gay thing.
Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
Look away.
Speaker 9 (01:32:47):
I've been bringing up with the when I talked to
the gay community, they say they just look at each
other at a club and then they go do sex
somewhere in the in the back, like stare at each
other because it's easy.
Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Ford, because you're another it's another dude, the ideal.
Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Situation, right, Yeah, by just looking at him.
Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
Know, there was a there was a funny meme I saw.
It was a picture of a you know, straight couple
and then a picture of lesbian couple and said high
divorce rate, high divorce rate, what's the common denominator. It's
like it's so much ease, like another dude with a
(01:33:28):
dude like just meggie easy? Yeah start what like two
thirds of divorces? Right, I believe Yeah, because it makes sense.
Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
Guys are super hard to live with, right, Yeah, because
we're not free. But guys the easiest but guys get
I mean gay guys like that is the ideal, right,
And I don't know if this is your case, and
somehow I doubt it, But a lot of my gay
friends are like, yes, we are in a very committed relationship,
but it's also an open relationships understood that.
Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
I know a lot of gay dudes like that too,
Like is our gay unicorn? He is because she and I.
He matches the profile when it comes to the alcoholism, Yeah,
but nothing inside of that. Yeah, because the guy and
the gay guys I know are exactly what talk about.
Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Never even dream of a life like that? So straight?
Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
How to tell of a woman's good in bed? She's offer?
Meds says the nine to five one.
Speaker 8 (01:34:21):
Nice, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
I like that. We're gonna take a quick break more
what he shows next?
Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
Hang on.
Speaker 13 (01:34:28):
These messages?
Speaker 3 (01:34:30):
What is weird?
Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
The Woodie show?
Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Yeah, speaking of weird?
Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
After six years, this guy who admitted to sexually gratifying
himself with pool floats has been guilty to stealing dozens
of pool floats. His name is Christopher Mannon. He's forty
one years old, and he would cut the screen doors
and get into people's backyards all over town to swipe inflatables,
(01:34:59):
which they later found stockpiled at a vacant house across
retreat from his house, and among the stash there was
a duck float, a bacon float that looked like little
strips of bacon. There's even a Shaquille O'Neill branded lounger.
Speaker 9 (01:35:15):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
He told the cops that he used the floats to
quote gratify himself as an alternative to harming others. Okay,
only two. I mean I much rather you steal my
pool float and have sex with that rather than sexually
assault an actual person or an animal.
Speaker 9 (01:35:35):
Yeah, I h I have found a good place to
get a deal on them on pool floats five and
below five below an yeah, and they also have the
pool noodles.
Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
That's the spot. Or you could just tell the cops
you're a kleptomaniac.
Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
The best, the best pool noodles. They sell them at
Costco menace. Oh no, those are dude, those are great.
Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
We have one.
Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Yeah, I love those. Not good mess there's certain things
that they're like, Okay, like those pool noodles are great.
Speaker 9 (01:36:04):
Yeah, I know he hates.
Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Krispy Kreme and he does like nothing bunt.
Speaker 8 (01:36:07):
Cakes like these said the hills he's going to die on, and.
Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
There's other things. I'm like, okay, he and I are
totally in agreement with the other things. I go, wow,
how did you rhyme with that?
Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
His arrest record, uh, these pool float thefts, this goes
back nearly two decades. But thanks to a plea deal
reached right before his trial, Christopher's going to avoid any
jail time. So he's gonna be gone two years of
house arrest. Dude, he is breaking and entering.
Speaker 10 (01:36:31):
This guy is this body is constables built for the island.
You sent him to the island.
Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
So two years of house arrest that'll be followed by
eight years of probation. And he's got to pay eight
hundred and forty dollars in fine. I know, yeah, go out,
who knows. I mean, they've been looking for him for
so long, Like, dude, someone.
Speaker 8 (01:36:50):
That was not a great payoffs course, so weird admission.
Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Yeah, I stole him to have you know what said? Yeah,
I stole them.
Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
It kept me from raping real people.
Speaker 8 (01:37:00):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 9 (01:37:00):
I want that shack lawn chair though, the shack lounger.
Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
Yeah, yeah, looked that up. It's not really about the hole.
Speaker 10 (01:37:10):
Yeah, this is a Woody show.
Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
All right, Welcome back everybody. I'm just gonna gave you
one holiday. It's National Donut Day.
Speaker 9 (01:37:19):
Holiday that matters.
Speaker 2 (01:37:21):
Or let's celebrate. Also, let's find out what's happening in entertainment.
Speaker 9 (01:37:25):
Well, Jeff Garland, you know him from the TV show
The Goldbergs. He plays He played the dad and he
was also on Curby Your Enthusiasm.
Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Yesterday was his birthday and yesterday it was his birthday.
Speaker 9 (01:37:35):
But just recently he walked out of a stand up
gig over eight hundred dollars. So what happened, Well, he
agreed to do some comedy gig at a dinner at
the Calabasas Country Club for eight dollars cash, but when
he showed up, they handed him a check and he
did not like that, so they he They said he
(01:37:57):
kind of had some like diva behavior over this being
in a Czech situation, over cash situation, and he walked
out and didn't do the gig at all.
Speaker 11 (01:38:06):
I mean, yeah, he's he's allegedly not a great guy.
That's why they kicked him off The Goldbergs.
Speaker 6 (01:38:11):
Nobody liked it, and for some reason he didn't want
this trace so he wanted to catch right.
Speaker 9 (01:38:16):
Well, maybe he was a very like great Gloria, I
don't know how to do mobile deposits.
Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
The other day, thank you. Well.
Speaker 10 (01:38:25):
That is my question though, is like, how is he
not a great guy on the Goldbergs but a great
guy for fifteen years on Enthusiasm.
Speaker 11 (01:38:31):
No, No, they kicked him off the show because he
was right, because the way he acted off the show, like.
Speaker 8 (01:38:36):
In the different different casts.
Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Yeah, that's different, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, different group
of people, like people maybe on the on the cast
and crew of Kirmby Your Enthusiasm are a lot more fun,
a little less uptight.
Speaker 11 (01:38:46):
There's also a lot of kids on the on the
Goldbergs around.
Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
And whatever was spoiling Harry Potter.
Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
No, I think he was.
Speaker 11 (01:38:57):
Really angry, but also like weird because how he takes
his pants off on the show all the time. There
was also I think weird stuff behind the scenes with
him not having pants on and other things creepy creepy.
Speaker 8 (01:39:09):
Behavior saying she's telling you what she thinks happened.
Speaker 11 (01:39:13):
Right, and what people were saying allegedly they were saying
that he was the worst and it was a nightmare
to work with him.
Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
People accusations, Why was Jeff Garland kicked off?
Speaker 8 (01:39:23):
The Goldbergs to find out right now?
Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
To settle this check you underwear related any pants off
situation in December of twenty twenty one, following the multiple
complaints about onset behavior, which led to an internal investigation
inappropriate verbal and physical conducts such as unwanted hugs, Oh
(01:39:46):
my god, on one, I tell you hugs, I love hugs,
and comments that made colleagues uncomfortable. God, nothing to here
about banging the kids, I would probably.
Speaker 10 (01:39:59):
Yeah, he.
Speaker 9 (01:40:01):
The tape the kids and he had a foot finish.
Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (01:40:09):
Allegedly also has a net worth of twenty million dollars.
Speaker 8 (01:40:12):
Oh, he's gonna be okay.
Speaker 9 (01:40:14):
Speaking of millionaires, Rapper Lotto, she finds it being boring
being a millionaire. Now, I know this is going to
be a story that enrages Greg, but she turned out
she became a millionaire at twenty one, and she says
that no one should be a millionaire in their twenties
because you grow up too fast, and you really, you know,
(01:40:36):
if you can get whatever you want, things become boring.
The only pire that she finds enjoyment is spending money
on other people. Now, she does admit, though, it doesn't
suck being a millionaire because she doesn't really have to
struggle for anything, but just finds it kind of boring
having whatever you want.
Speaker 8 (01:40:52):
I like the self awareness.
Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
I think that's cool. She said that, And I kind
of see what she's saying where I always said, if
you won the lottery, it would borderline be depressing because
you wouldn't get excited by anything right now.
Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
But it's also easy to say that you shouldn't be
in your twenties when you were one in your twenties, right,
because like people in their twenties typically are struggling. That's
when man, we were eating ramen and yeah, feel free
to pick up a shift to Taco bell and take
the bus if you want to.
Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
Yeah, right, exactly be about it.
Speaker 2 (01:41:19):
Yeah, So like, while okay, you learned a bunch of things,
also didn't suck having money in your twenties. Yeah, Like
maybe didn't handle it right, but it certainly didn't suck
having money in your twenties.
Speaker 9 (01:41:28):
Yeah, And she's not saying that, she's just saying that
you said.
Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
You shouldn't in your twenties. You shouldn't because, yeah, because
you can't.
Speaker 9 (01:41:36):
She says, you grew up too fast. Yeah, this is
what she's trying to say.
Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Yeah, are giving one more story here in menace in
the world of entertainment.
Speaker 9 (01:41:43):
Okay, you like this one. Marn Scorsese, you know him,
He makes movies and says he doesn't want to go
to the movie theater anymore because people are too loud.
They just can't shut up anymore. He's not listen to
watch him at home. And do you know what? I
agree with him one thousand percent. And I want to
bring in concerts now, concerts and music festivals. I don't
(01:42:06):
know what's going on, talking too much. People are not
even paying attention to the performance at all, and they're
just talking so loud. They're talking louder than the than
the music.
Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
That doesn't surprise me about the festivals, because I think
people go there just because that's the thing to be
the Yeah, but I'm finding this at concerts too. But
how have we not done? Who paid for your coach
el chick ticket for a decade?
Speaker 9 (01:42:26):
Now? Yeah, I know, but it's just okay, take out
the festivals forget I mentioned it. I'm finding this any
at concerts as well, where people are just talking so
freaking loud.
Speaker 2 (01:42:37):
Well because they can watch the performance later, because they've
recorded the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 10 (01:42:43):
I don't hate then you see mostly the comedy clubs,
the whole bag, phones and bags.
Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Yeah, I don't hate it.
Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
Yeah, it's kind of nice. It could.
Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
It takes away a lot of that stuff.
Speaker 9 (01:42:49):
Yeah, but there's the worst too.
Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
Right time for your birthdays, your Parno birthday show.
Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
It's simar, We're gonna Sita was like, and you know,
we don't do.
Speaker 2 (01:43:05):
Starting with the celebrities, Paul Giamonti, he's a cool man.
He's Chuck Rhodes on Billions, on Showtime and a billion
other things. He was a pig vomiting them. That's right, Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 8 (01:43:19):
With Eric's manager.
Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
He's fifty eight years old today. DeAndre Hopkins, the wide
receiver who now plays for the Baltimore on Ratbirds.
Speaker 3 (01:43:26):
She's thirty three.
Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
Max Casella, Benny Fazzio on the Sopranos, Vinnie Delpino on
Doodie Howser. Back in the day, he's fifty eight. He
got the comic Colin Quinn who is sixty six. Aubrey
Anderson Emmons Modern Family, Right, Yeah, that was Cameron and
Mitchell's little bitchy daughter, Lily Shit on Modern Family.
Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
She's eighteen years old to that.
Speaker 9 (01:43:49):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:43:50):
Sandra Bernhardt is seventy years old. Uncle Cracker who was
Kid Rocks DJ and then had his own solo hits
Follow Me and Drift Away, he's fifty one. Harvey Firestein
is seventy one. Monkey from Corn is fifty five. And
Robert England Freddie Krueger in the first eight Nightmail Nightmare
(01:44:10):
on ELM Stream Movies, he's seventy eight. Your porno Birthday
today is Sabrina Rogue and today's birthday Girl. She's seen
more d's than my high school report cards. Yod eighty
six fine films, including even Cowgirls Get Horny, Volume one.
She was in Two Girls, One Toy. Now here's one
(01:44:30):
that Greg and Sammy can enjoy together. Because it's lesbians
and it's christ and it's Christmas time. Sweet, It's a
film called Lesbian Christmas Story.
Speaker 8 (01:44:40):
Watch it.
Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
I was gonna ask if I could come on yea
Christmas tream Thanks. She was in Champagne Time.
Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Her first lesbian anal Volume three, Lesbian les Massage each
Other Volume two, and who can forget her un role
in May I Have It Deep?
Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
Please?
Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
I like, Yeah, that's a Sabrina Rogu who's twenty eight
years old. Today at your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays.
And that is a Friday morning look at what's happening
around the world of entertainment. You're on The Woodie Show.
Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
Insensitivity draining for a politically correct world.
Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:45:14):
Well, let's go do it for this hour. That's it
for today's show.
Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
That's it for the week.
Speaker 2 (01:45:19):
Yeah, it is time to weekend quick recap. We can
find on today's podcast Fail Stories, Dyq, Brand New Redneck
News and Menaces, Late Night.
Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
Monologue, Week and Review.
Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
Yes, waiting for you wherever you get your podcasts or
just by going to the woodieshow dot com. Also where
you can get caught up at anything you might have
missed this week on the show back on Monday. Anything
got for us between now and then you can leave
on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven
forty four Woodie find us, follow us on social media at.
Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
Yeah, age shouldn't bother you, but the side effects should.
Speaker 10 (01:46:00):
You not?
Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Okay, so looking ugly and old, yeah, and feeling it fat, wrinkly, thin,
b loose skin, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
Making noises when you get up or sit down. What'd
you call it?
Speaker 14 (01:46:10):
Long balls?
Speaker 9 (01:46:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:46:11):
Long balls?
Speaker 2 (01:46:11):
Yeah, I've not heard the term long balls for that's
when your balls start to really.
Speaker 8 (01:46:15):
Say, you're doing the Grandfather clock.
Speaker 2 (01:46:17):
Yeah, kind of like chicks cans like long long can
pendulous pendulous breath?
Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
Can they do a scrotal reduction surgery? Maybe? Yeah? Like
a tightening yeah, you know, like like women can with
their boobs.
Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
Yeah, right, Well, thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank
you so much for giveing the what you show, some
of your valuable time this week. You know we'd love
it to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys could suck it. We'll catch you back here on Monday.
Have yourself a great weekend, s MD, double m
Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
Great Friday, Mother
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