FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 12th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion. Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Woody.
It's pre Friday. It's Thursday morning. It's June twelfth, twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
That is Greg gory Y, Woody Menace.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Good morning Woody. You know he also serves is our
social media director. You can find us. You can follow
us at the Woody Show on all the social media platforms.
Fine us there, Gina grad is here. We've got Sea Bass,
Sammy's here. Morgan is our associate producer. She is here today.
Von our video producer. We've got Bored, and we've got
Menji in the Woody Show production department doing all things

(01:20):
audio in there. The phones are open. If you'd like
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can send us a text over to two two nine
eight seven Another chance this morning impossible trivia for the
Pretendo Snitch two the gaming system. Everybody's trying to get

(01:40):
their hands on the Pretendo Snitch too.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
If you're wondering why we're saying it like that. You
have had to.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Listen to the show earlier in the week. Yes, you
all right, We've explained that. Enough coming up for you.
Also this morning on the show, headline some of the
trending news headline, Sea Bass has a am I the
a hole question for us?

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, Sea Bess to be day whole? Well, I mean
it's the safe bet. Well, I'm saving the hack jokes. Okay,
I'm saying it's the safe bet.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I mean, you know, we'll find out.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, we'll find out.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Don't prejudge. We've got dad for you and a whole
bunch more entertainment. Birthday's porn, a birthday that's called up
later on this hour here on the Woody Show. It
was kind of a weird question and it all started.
I'll tell you how we got there.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Gina.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yesterday she left and she was telling us about how
she was going to spend the day reading to dogs.

Speaker 7 (02:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah, I think it's nice reading to shelter dogs.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
Right, they're service dogs that are trying to get their
you know, credentials, and they don't. They have to train
them to be around kids. So I'm bringing my kid
and a couple other kids to go read to.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
The dogs subjects before they get eaten. That's right, exactly
kind of dogs obviously got to treat because I felt
like dogs are just automatically pretty good around kids. Oh
oh god.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
I have a friend who's a casting director, and whenever
there's kids that come in for like a commercial, her
dog loses.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
It.

Speaker 8 (02:56):
Hates kids because kids are unpredictable. They might like pull
on the kid, you know, pull on the dog's tail
or shout got.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Dogs like, you know, entertain the kid. Kid entertains the dog.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
I don't think it's a foregun conclusion like pit bulls.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
I understand.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Sure.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
I'm saying, like, you know, a lunch Yeah, you know,
but you got to train these little dugans?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:20):
What kind of dogs?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Are we talking?

Speaker 9 (03:21):
Like?

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Service dog? I mean, everybody's everybody's a service.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
These are real service dogs. Question, what's the point of
the reading part? Because it's because it's.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Being done at the library, and I think it's just
like a.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Little part of something to do.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
How did you get suckered?

Speaker 7 (03:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
A soccer mom asked me to and we got nothing
else to do today.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
She's trying to win step Mom of the Year.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I think decades.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
I think most step parents wouldn't do half the crap
that you do.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I don't know if she's like really that into
it or if you're like overcompensating.

Speaker 10 (03:51):
I just feel like this.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
I just feel like, I'm a parent. Is what parents?
I have to take them to.

Speaker 10 (03:56):
Read the dog's today read now, damn dogs.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
I don't think of it like what would a parent do.
I'm like, I'm a parent.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's what we got to do today. I hated the
whole like reading to your own kids and you did
it because you know that's what you were supposed to
do and it helps the child's development stuff. I'm kind
of the same thing, like why can't you just have
the kids hanging out and spending the time with the
dogs to socialize them.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
We don't want you sitting there reading to the dogs
and the kids or were the kids reading?

Speaker 7 (04:23):
Everybody got a chance to read to the dogs?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Oh boy.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
But then you you made some comment like like very
like flip it, like, oh like who would read the
dogs and which?

Speaker 7 (04:35):
Greg and I were like, well, obviously because you hate dogs.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, you clearly want you want to eat them.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
It just seems it just seems silly on the surface
to read.

Speaker 10 (04:45):
This seems like a goat yoga sort of thing where
where you know, twenty years ago these dogs got certified somehow. Children,
But it seems like a mom was like, oh, look
what I'm.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Doing the photos from the library.

Speaker 10 (05:00):
I didn't make this up.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Joining that.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm saying, you're joining in on the patting yourself on
the back.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
People are always.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
Looking kids talking about it's what she's doing, the books thing,
because like you said, it's a library.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Thing's the part that's the other element.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
We clearly Greg and I clearly realized that you hate
dogs you want to eat them. And then Greg, I
know how much Greg actually loves dogs.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Oh is that okay? Is that how this came out?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
So did you clearly hate so.

Speaker 7 (05:29):
You'd rather just eat them?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Right before the microphones went on, there was a conversation
happening on the other side of the room for me
about would you rather eat a person or a dog?

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Would you rather try dog meat or human meat? And
Greg's answer surprised and didn't surprise me.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's human meat. I think it would be what in
marbled and I would be so curious. I would try it,
you would if it was legal and they had some
sort of food. Great to do it arm like, I'm
not afraid. Didn't try any food human or not, you know, Like, yeah,

(06:03):
I can't.

Speaker 10 (06:05):
Really, I'm going dog all day, dog all day dog.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Yeah, I'm with menace. I would go put some barbecue sauce.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Because people people eat animals, right, so like from them
not to eat a person before a dogs exactly.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Like you're not you don't eat your own I know,
but I love dogs too much and I really don't
like people, I mean dogs, So why not try a person?

Speaker 11 (06:22):
You're weird.

Speaker 10 (06:24):
There's got to be a place somewhere in the world
where you.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Can do there is.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
There is this Dutch show like ten years ago called
Feed the Beast. I don't know what it was, that's
what it's called in English. And they got to try
human meat.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
But how how did they not can arrest?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't know, you are some donated to science sort
of thing.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Yeah, they said there was no harm or death.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
There was.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Let's just slice yourself off. Yeah, your thigh servant like
literally a piece of ass or something.

Speaker 11 (06:53):
Well, there was those people that got stuck on the
mountain for like two months.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
I mean, do what you got to do?

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Well, what would you do per person or dog?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
And what part of the person I would.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
Probably try like a human like thy meat or meat,
so you would.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
You would try human before dog?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Well?

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Yeah, but I have other reasons. I think dogs are
kind of gross. I love them, but I want to
eat one.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Do you eat pork?

Speaker 12 (07:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You don't think pigs?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Are gross?

Speaker 5 (07:18):
About cows?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
So you want to eat cue things?

Speaker 8 (07:23):
Something of chickens are dinosaurs and that's kind of gross too,
But I love chicken.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
That doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
There goes. You just made your whole.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
That's I don't have.

Speaker 8 (07:32):
I'm sorry, I don't have a I already made speech
about it. It just seems gross.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Have you ever eaten rabbit?

Speaker 7 (07:39):
Yes? Too, They're adorable and they're really good.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Rabbit delicious they are.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
No, I don't think I like it all right.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Sammy, what would you do?

Speaker 9 (07:49):
Human?

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Or dog?

Speaker 10 (07:50):
Do?

Speaker 7 (07:51):
Human?

Speaker 13 (07:52):
But I think it's because I for some reason picture
like if it's going to be a dog, us human's
killing the dog to eat it, and if it's a human,
they're all already dead and we're eating it.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
But what if it's a really ugly human. You're talking
about like gross factors in Harry, What if it's the
guys to the front desk, would him? Would you him?

Speaker 11 (08:16):
I mean, what would you pair it with?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
What would you pair human?

Speaker 10 (08:22):
They say it's porky, so that would be yeah, But
I would of course dog first if I had to.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yeah, all things being equal, Yeah, I just don't think
you eat your own, you know, like you would.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
I don't think you cheat fish. Would dogs eat other dogs?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Do you know? If they had to? Didn't we feed
the people and other people if they had to. But
give it a choice, as we're talking about a choice here, right.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
Greg, You guys didn't when we had the chicks in here,
didn't at one point give him a.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Piece of Sure someone did, that's disgusted.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, they did.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Most little dinosaurs that most.

Speaker 10 (08:54):
All animals will eat. They're either their own species or
close related species.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Or even their own young Yeah, Greg. Greg is an
adventurous person when it comes to food.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
It's a big pet peeve of mine. When a grown
adult won't even try something that person it's like, oh
I will not try that, lamb, You're going to drop dead.

Speaker 10 (09:12):
It's very child it's like a little lady.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
But no, you say that, and I know because you're
targeting that at me. But I've tried lamb and I
didn't like it. And the reason I didn't like it
was wasn't mental.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
I did try.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I liked it for many years, and then you didn't
realize that euro was lamb and then you hated it.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I know, But I also tried because my friend Melissa Horowitz,
we all heard a bunch about her. Her mom Beverly,
would make a leg of lamb. Yeah, right, and I
didn't like it. See, I didn't like that. I got
tricked by the Euros because I'd already tried the leg
of lamb and I didn't like that. But I didn't
like the leg of lamb right, the Europe, by the way,

(09:50):
what kind of I mean, Yes, it's okay, there's there's
a lamb, but how much lamb is really in there?
Like isn't that mostly because it's yeah, yeah, because think
about when you go and you order a euro somewhere.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Right, it's on that spit.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's just it's it's twirling around a candle flame and
they're shaving it off there like that's not that's not
a solid piece of meat that is. Yeah, that is
like they ground of a bunch of stuff, they formed
it into this thing and they put it on that.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (10:18):
Kebabs are like that where they take ground whatever, throw
in a thousand spices and crap.

Speaker 11 (10:23):
So I got tricked into eating brain and Amsterdam.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah human, No.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
It was yours.

Speaker 11 (10:33):
It's probably goad or something. But it wasn't good.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah no, I mean you see you see all this
weird something people like, Oh yeah, I figure, yes, in
a survival okay, if you have survival at steak then yes, yeah,
you eat whatever you have access to. But here in
this modern world, the grocery store is right down the street. Like,
I don't see the need to be all that adventurous,

(10:57):
like if it it just seems gross, like in testing
or you liver, Oh my god, our friend Tony, he
loves liver and on.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Tried the liver and onions. It's disgusting.

Speaker 10 (11:10):
Going back on is the texture that I argue that
liver does have a different texture, so does so bad.
But most of what you're saying is because it's not
what you've been acclimatized to. There's no there's nothing functionally
different about tong, heart, brain, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Then muscle meat, gizzard.

Speaker 14 (11:27):
So good.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yeah, Greg's a big fan of the gizzard.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's so chewy.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
And any of that garbage that comes in the bag
that they stuff inside the burg when you get the
turkey are on Thanksgiving, That's the first thing I look
forward to. Yeah, he wants all the he wants the
garbage bag full of well't have the heartpect that.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
Four Woodie.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
You can send us your text this morning. Hit us
up over to two to nine eight seven. We're gonna
take a quick break. Yeah, text over on the text
your vote. What would you eat human? If you had
to pick one or the other You're forced to eat
one or the other? Which one are you trying? Dog
meat or human meat?

Speaker 5 (12:03):
And why?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Just text dog or human?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
And what part of the human?

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Over to two to nine eight seven. The Woody Show,
we'd be getting another new out.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Insensitivity Training, Trade, Politically Correct World pre Friday, Thursday Morning.
It is June twelfth, twenty twenty five, Woody, Greg Gorey Menace,
what is up? We got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy
Morgan's here taking your calls, and Genie grad is here
and she's got your trending news headlines.

Speaker 9 (12:33):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Well, we've got a breaking story this morning about an
Air India flight that was headed to London.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
Looks like it crashed shortly after takeoffs.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
This is not good. Just see the video from it.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, crash really like densely populated it like a.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
Residential Yeah exactly.

Speaker 8 (12:50):
Firefighters and rescue teams trying their best to figure out
what happened. There were two hundred and forty two people
on board. Looks like there's not going to be any survivors.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
I mean, they only got about six hundred feet off
the ground.

Speaker 11 (13:02):
The report and they said this is the first time
that this type of airplane has crashed.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's a Boeing something. Yeah, I'm not sure what. I
didn't see what type it was. And Boeing because remember
this seven thirty seven max Is that the one it
was or seven fifty seven I don't know, thirty one?

Speaker 5 (13:18):
The Southwest Southwest has flat a ton of those.

Speaker 8 (13:20):
Well, as of now, we don't know the cause of
the crash, and the airline says they're working to figure
it out. And that's really all we have for now.
Like I said, this just happened.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (13:28):
Good.

Speaker 8 (13:29):
Well, the jury has come back with a split decision
in Harvey Weinstein's retrial in New York, and that's guilty
on one count, not guilty on another, and indecisive on
the third.

Speaker 7 (13:38):
So he got them.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
All.

Speaker 8 (13:40):
Things got a little heated in the jury room, with
one jury telling the judge, I can't go back in
there with those people, which would absolutely be me.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
And all Harvey wants to do is get off you know.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
One.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Yeah Weinstein. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
On the other hand, he complained to the judge that
all the fighting is unfair to him.

Speaker 10 (13:57):
Wow or baby.

Speaker 8 (14:00):
Well, speaking of creeps on trial, the prosecution in the
Diddy case as the government may end up cutting a
bunch of extra witnesses from their list and is expected
to rest their case no later than Friday of next week,
possibly as soon as Wednesday, So it's almost over.

Speaker 11 (14:13):
He said.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
The whole thing could be wrapped up by fourth of July.

Speaker 11 (14:16):
Okay, A funny feeling that I don't know he's gonna
get like house arrests or something.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
You've been saying that, and that's what Samy's been praying for.
I don't know whatever you've been doing with the Holy
Water and the beads and yaid wherever he ends up,
so long as there's visitation.

Speaker 11 (14:30):
No, as long as there's conjugal visits. The Guadalupe candle
in the office, it was.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
The Bowing seven eighty seven.

Speaker 8 (14:36):
Max seven eighty seven. Okay, Well, Brian Wilson, Sammy, I
did think of you when I saw this. Oh, I know, Yeah,
the co founder of the Beach Boys has died. He
was eighty two. His kids made the announcement on his
Instagram account, saying they're heartbroken. Asking for privacy pretty common.
No cause of death mentioned in the post, but he
did have dementia and Wilson was behind.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Some, of course the Beach Boys' greatest hits, and he
was the guy.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
He was the guy that's a musical genius.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
Yes, surfing us a good vibrations, wouldn't it be nice
all the songs that everybody knows?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
So Greg, I know you hate all the oldies stuff
like do you hate the Beach Boys? I thought you kind.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Of like I do not like them? Really, you know,
I just can't get into it.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Oh my lady from past us so many songs.

Speaker 15 (15:22):
Yes, that's a good song about it, don't feel.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
That I love that that's just a great song. The
box about good vibrations on that.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Song, up.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yosh us saying Tim's so cool.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
I like it's like to day the rockers.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Hold on, how about let's see Oh yeah, year ago?
I know I hate this one. It's one of my
favorite Beach Boys songs.

Speaker 10 (16:22):
It's a good one.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
You gotta be rocking and catch.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
All right?

Speaker 5 (16:30):
How about this one on?

Speaker 7 (16:34):
Yeah, Cat John stay from this one?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
That one I didn't hate.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
It's funny if there's a Beach Boys song that's cocon
take you. And I always find this interesting. If there's
a song from the Beach Boys that people are gonna
hate on, it's that one's way.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
I don't get it. It's a great siding.

Speaker 7 (17:01):
It's kind of eighties and you like eighties.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I like eighties. Yeah, what do you The name that
you think is a fat name is what Natalie?

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Right?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, so when you hear the name Natalie, you think fat.
When I hear oldies and I put that in that category,
it reminds me of a job I had that I
hated and they played nothing but oldies in there, and
it just has a negative feeling inside of it. The
job I was a security guard at some like hoity
toity touristy shop security guard. It was the dumbest I hated, Hey, yeah,

(17:29):
you don't steal that lother jacket?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Did you get fired? And now I remember? Now, don't
you get fired because somebody stole something?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Somebody stole one of their suede jackets. And the lady
that owned the shop said, I'm firing you because it
got stolen when you were in the other room. I said, well,
if you know when it got stolen, how is that
my fault?

Speaker 7 (17:47):
Yeah? Why didn't you stop them?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Why didn't you stop them?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Backward shoplifting was illegal?

Speaker 8 (17:52):
Fifty Well, Ananda Lewis does that name sound familiar? She
was one of the original nineties mtvv J.

Speaker 16 (17:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
This so popped up yesterday and I have a.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
Little extra info on this too. She passed away at
fifty two after her fight with breast cancer. She died
yesterday at her home in La surrounded by family. Ananda
had been open about her diagnosis and said last year
that the cancer had reached stage four and the Daily
Beast in essence a few other reports that she said
instead of traditional medical treatments like a possible double mistectomy,

(18:23):
regular mammograms. Lewis chose to pursue alternative and holistic methods
like diet changes and radiation, red light treatment, vitamin CEA infusion. Yeah,
and then apparently she later said she regretted not following
her doctor. Say yes, listen, people.

Speaker 11 (18:38):
Freaking Steve Jobs, who's supposed to be the smartest guard planet.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Look, man, I think it's I think it's cool to
be a certain way on social media, whatever image you
want to, you know, if it's that important to you
to show the world how like, you know, open minded
you are, to all this hippy dippy whatever. But man,
when your life is literally on the line, why wouldn't
you put your faith into people who absolutely know way

(19:01):
better than you do. And by all means, we have
a child, you have a family.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yes, if you've exhausted everything.

Speaker 8 (19:10):
By all means, do both if that makes you feel better,
But don't ignore the doctor's orders.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
That sucks.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
That's really sad.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
Well. The Pacers took down the Thunder last night, one
sixteen to one oh seven to take a two games
to one lead in the NBA Finals. Pacers defense held
NBA MVP Shay Gilgis Alexander to just twenty four points
with just nine of his twenty shots made. Game four
will be tomorrow night in Indianapolis. Meanwhile, tonight is Game
four of the NHL's Stanley Cup Finals, where the Florida

(19:39):
Panthers have a two games to one lead over the
Edmonton Oilers. So with noting, by the way, that Florida
has scored nine of the last eleven goals in the series,
puck drop eight pm Eastern, and that Nintendo Switch to or,
as of course we're calling it the Pretenders tend Snatch too,
already breaking records by selling a total of three point

(20:00):
five million units in just four days. That beats the
original Switches first month sales by nearly thirty percent. This
is the New rather, the first new console from the
company in eight years, has a bigger ten eightyp screen,
a faster processor, redesigned controllers that can double as a mouse.
The console was released along with the launch of the

(20:21):
brand new Mario Kart World, which happens to be the
first Mario Kart game in over a decade. Most stores
have sold out of the Switch To, some have some
in stock, so keep searching, or of course, just listening.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
You can listen to us because we're giving one. In fact,
we're going to be giving one away this.

Speaker 8 (20:34):
Hour, a shiny Pretendo that's right, pretend what is going forward?

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Yeah? Wow, and that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Why Yeah, I mean to let you buy it on
the secondary market that I did, right, because how was
it about to.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Camp out to get you guys won?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I'll buy one for anything?

Speaker 10 (20:52):
Yeah, yeah, right, right exactly.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
Camping requires I think of anything a.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Camp out for pleasure?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
No, but your chance to win your pre Tendo snitch
to some impossible trivia that will be coming up next.
If you'd like to play, let's uh, let's clear the
phones and open them up for impossible trivia. Get some
people lined up here, Morgan eight seven are the woody ship.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
I just sent to Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
The sheet of impossible trivia questions across the room to Greg.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
I'll give them a chance to take a.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Look here, impossible trivia for your chance to win a
Pretendo snitch two.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Because we can't say the name of the actual item.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
But it is the hottest selling game console now and
for the company Pretendo, it's their best selling game console
of all time, the quickest, right, yeah, in four days
and it's been so hard to get.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Some would say impossible.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
So some impossible trivia to win one of your very
own from the Woody Show phones are opening eight seven
to seven forty four, Woodie. That's a seven to seven
forty four, Woody. You got a question there, Greg, I.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Tour between two. Let me uh, let me go with
this one.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, yes, I have one?

Speaker 5 (22:09):
All right, what is the question?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
The question is only seventeen percent of adults say that
they've actually used this thing that they bought during the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
What is it? Oh, people bought so much crap? Some guesses?

Speaker 7 (22:23):
Yeah, of one guess all.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Right, eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. I'm trayffic Did I did I
find anything?

Speaker 7 (22:35):
Did you get into anything?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Like?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Definitely not the kind of life is normal, you know. Yeah,
I had a hard time finding toilet paper and wasn't
because I was trying to hoard it. Okay, it just
wasn't available.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
We were talking about one.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I said you would camp out, and like we're talking
about the pretendo switch to people camping out.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
I wouldn't camp out for that.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I didn't camp but I did wait in the World's
longest Costco line just to get into the store. Oh yeah,
I would make a weekly Costco run.

Speaker 11 (23:02):
Yeah, you waited for it to.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
Open, No, just to get in right now because it
during let in so many people.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Remember during COVID they were only letting seven people exactly,
and everybody would get there because you know, uh, you know,
the run on whatever was wipes, toilet paper, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Everything, whatever you were told we needed.

Speaker 8 (23:23):
Who decided who decided toilet paper was going to be
the thing that we're going to run out?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I don't know who knows How do these things catch on?
And it never seemed to really be all that big
of an issue. Somebody always had some what even the
seven eleven down the street from the radio station that
I stopped every morning, Yeah, they would have individual roles
seven eleven branded.

Speaker 7 (23:42):
Toilet might not be the one you wanted.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, not the greatest ply Yeah, it's like a like
half plot, so exactly, all right, eight seven seven forty four.
What is the number? It's eight seven seven forty four.
What impossible trivia? First person with the right answer will win.
It's a pretendo snitch too. Only seventeen percent of adults

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say they've used this thing they bought during the pandemic.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
What is it? Let's go to Mason. Hey, good morning, Mason,
good morning. What is what is your guess? Jim equipment,
gym equipment. Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Well I was going to say a peloton.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Yeah, pelotons.

Speaker 11 (24:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that was a big thing the pandemic, all.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
The free weights, everybody's gym closed.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, yeah, that is a that's a great guest, but
is not the answer that we're looking at.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
But thank you for the call, Mason. Appreciate listening to
Woodie Show. Let's go to uh Ben Hey, good.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Morning, Ben, good morning, good morning. Impossible trivia trying to
win the pretendo snitch too. Only seventeen percent of adults
that they've actually used this thing that they bought during
the pandemic.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
What is it?

Speaker 12 (24:57):
I was thinking, now doors, I was gonna go with Kayak.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
All right, that answer is incorrect. Have you guys ever Kayaked?
I yea, it is difficult.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
It's difficult.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
It was for me.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I got limited.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
It's exhausted.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
Yeah, that's what I mean. I got very winded.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Yeah. Let's go to Daniel.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Hey, good morning, Daniel, good morning morning. All right, So
the question. Only seventeen percent of adults say they've actually
used this thing they.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Bought during the pandemic. What is it?

Speaker 12 (25:33):
Evaporated milk?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Evaporated milk? Wild is not the answer that we're looking for.

Speaker 7 (25:40):
Never guessed that a millionaire.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Let's say how to Justin, good morning, justin, How you doing?

Speaker 5 (25:46):
We're doing right?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
What is your guess?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
I'm gonna say puzzles.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Puzzles, man, my mom got way into puzzles.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
But that is not the answer.

Speaker 17 (25:56):
Eight.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
What do you say? Hi to jose Hey, good morning?

Speaker 6 (26:01):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Only seventeen percent of adults say they've actually used this
thing that they bought during the pandemic?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
What is that thing?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
And sanitizer hand sanitizer is a good guess, but not
not what we're looking for. Remember where there was like
a big thing about don't buy because they were bringing
in all this kind of like bootleg hands sanitizer, like
killing people.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
It was killing people.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Every day.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
No, there was people.

Speaker 11 (26:29):
That died from bootleg sanitizer.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
Were they drinking it?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Let's go to Patrick, Hey, good morning, Patrick.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
Good morning. How are you doing?

Speaker 5 (26:38):
We're doing great?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
All right?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
So impossible trivia Only seventeen percent of adults say they've
actually used this thing that they bought during the pandemic.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (26:48):
I'm going to go with air purifire.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Oh yeah, people are buying, you know.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I two of them.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I got five five.

Speaker 7 (26:57):
Guess how many are on right now?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Three Theierto zero five.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
I have five in my wild house. I don't know, man,
but I.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Just thought it.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
I just thought it. Yeah, the air would be extra.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yere dumb I change for my airfields in my house.
Thank you, thanks man, appreciate it. Let's go to uh Kyle, Hey,
good morning, Kyle.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Kyle, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
What do you show on possible trivia and trying to
win a pretendo snitch to Only seventeen percent of adults
say they've actually used this thing that they bought during
the pandemic?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (27:34):
I'm going with the day.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
Oh that's a.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Great answer, because everybody's freaking out about toilet paper. You know,
when you don't need the toilet paper, when you got
a butt washing toilet seeing right, you still need a
little bit and you still need to have them the
day in your life. Even if that's not the motivation,
it'll change your life.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Still gotta try.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Oh my god, Greg, you would love it.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
I bet I would. Yeah, it's so clean you can
eat off of it, which which maybe you already do.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I don't know her.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
No, Kyle bidet is the incorrect answer. All right, let's
go to uh, let's see how about Jacob good morning, Jacob,
good morning? Possible trivia. Only seventeen percent of adults say
they've actually used this thing they bought during the pandemic.
What is it?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Let's say a bread maker?

Speaker 18 (28:23):
Show me breadmaker? That was my number one guess. Really yeah,
I didn't want to see it out loud.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
I think anything of involving bread or sour dough bread.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh man, breadmakers were big, like in the early two
thousands that went through a phase where everybody was getting
the bread makers. My uncle got a big kick. Yeah,
he was like making bread all the time, Like what
are you.

Speaker 7 (28:51):
Doing my mom is doing? It's not that good.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
And isn't a breadmaker an oven?

Speaker 7 (28:55):
I mean no, it like mixes it and stuff for
it kind of looks.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Like one looks you've never seen a breadmaker. I don't
google it. Google, you'll hate it because it's a countertop.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Apply.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Yeah, okay, so you can just do it all in
one thing.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
You dump it in there.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
It's got a little thing that mixes, and all of
a sudden it starts to you. Let's the doe rise
and then and then and then it makes it right
in there.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
It looks a good big thing toaster essentially.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Well, Jacob, congratulations, you've won yourself the pretendo snitch to go.
It would be the NB of all your friends, and
I appreciate you listening to what do you show? Hang
on one second, we'll get all of your information. That's
how it's done and possible trivia you guys.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Okay, I could see wanting one of these. Why because
there's different types, like.

Speaker 11 (29:41):
For a bakery, just like the aisle at the So
much money making your own bread.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
It's an investment, is it?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
In my car future, this is what this could be.
You could put raisins in it, you could put blueberry,
you could make muffin.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
It makes them for us.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
This looks I might have a new hobby. I'd probably
make it.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Not either though, it's as dumb as the You remember
our friend Tony about the Casadia maker.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Right, Like, that's what it's called the pan.

Speaker 11 (30:12):
At least it puts the creases inside the tortilla.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Where to cut it, or people have hot dog makers.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, I went to a place recently and I ordered
a broad. I was like, oh, that sounds good. They
brought worst and it looks like they boiled it, right,
So it wasn't grilled. They said it was a grilled broad,
but it wasn't grilled. Yeah, it was clearly boiled, and
it looked by the way it looked like a cadaver penis.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
It was like white, It had like this white, grayish.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Kind of It was so unappealing. It's not what I
was looking for, like a beer brod you know where. Yeah, okay,
well it's funny you say that, because this is where
I was going with that, because you reminded me with
the casadea maker with the marks on it. I swear
they must have like done something just to have it
looked like they were grill marks, like either like painted

(31:02):
it on there or that's what they deal with a
lot of burgers. Yeah, because this thing was clearly just boiled,
because there was no I know what a grilled brot
or a grilled hot dog compared to a boiled hot
dog looks.

Speaker 7 (31:15):
Like, right, pretty obvious. Yeah, but it just.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Had these and it was four little marks and they
were all kind of together. So I'm like, they clearly
just branded it or something they do that just I
don't know. Don't call it a grilled brod.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I had that recently with a piece of salmon. It
was completely overcooked. I had the painted on grill marks
and it was and then the actual tuna was I
think was also colored to make it look rare.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
But it was mega overcooked. It was like, what why
do that?

Speaker 5 (31:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie, if you want to
call him, we got the phones back open for general purposes.
Anything you want to call him be part of this morning.
You can send us your text check in with us
over to two two nine eight seven more Woodies Show.
His next The Woody Show, Welcome Back. Yeah, we talked

(32:13):
about how everybody sues over everything. Now, Okay, this seems legit. Okay,
woman is suing Costco. Oh no, after a liquor cabinet
fell on her inside the store. Okay, I know now
she suffered multiple severe and permanent injuries, including traumatic brain injury,
and she figures about fourteen million bucks should do the

(32:36):
trick that would help that would do it.

Speaker 11 (32:38):
I mean, if you legit got a brain injury, great,
if you take a brain injury for fourteen times, he would.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I probably already have one. Yeah, it probably wouldn't change
my lifestyle that much, right.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
The lawsuit claims Costco is negligent failing to secure merchandise
properly trained employees or you know, not stack heavy furniture
on sketchy pallets.

Speaker 11 (32:55):
Yeah, so I did look it up. Yeah, you know,
like the paletts they have like holes in between them, slat. Yeah,
and then so I guess maybe the leg of this
cabinet like fell through one of the holes and then
fell on top of her.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
Who see.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, I mean there's a lot of that stuff. There's
a lot of that stuff that you see at Costco.
You're like, wow, this is this is this is this
is not the most stable situation.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Here and there.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Trying to find this video and I'll post it on
our Instagram.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
I'll here it is.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Okay, you guys, you gotta see this thing. This thing
is hell cool. If you have limited space, but yet
you want like a bed, like a Murphy bed type
option for a guest, but always wanted. Okay, but this
is so fun. Here, I think I know what you're
talking about. That's pretty cool. It looks like here. Let
me bring up the I just posted on our Instagram story.

(33:48):
You could see it now, Greg, watch watch this. Watch
how this thing folds out. It's so cool. Okay, So
it looks like a dresser to start with.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah, and then you just kind of unfurlingh oh, and
there's the oh wow, you would never know.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
That's a bad cool that's me.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
It looks like a dresser.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
It looks like a nice piece, like a nice furniture piece.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
And then he undid it and put it back together
and what it just looks twenty seconds like a really
big suitcase.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
It just looks like a piece of furniture cabinet. It
doesn't look like a suitcase at all. They have size wise,
they have so many different styles of like what it
could look like. It's hella cool.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
No, this isn't at Costco.

Speaker 7 (34:34):
This is some Swedish furnitures.

Speaker 11 (34:37):
I need one of those.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah, they have they have those.

Speaker 7 (34:39):
I've seen them around. You can probably just google it.
There's a bunch of different types of things like.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
That solid wood Murphy cabinet at the Low County Home
and Garden Show. Okay, they're doing different things, but anyway,
they have a they have a link on there the
booth shows dot com. Yeah, I'm saying so if you're
looking for because like d Tutons, Yeah, yeah, I mean
fine for after a certain age, it's like you can't

(35:05):
really people will start judging you.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
If you got a full two mattresses.

Speaker 11 (35:11):
When I have a bunch of people over at my house,
our buddy Dat always has to sleep on the floor.
Oh so I have like this mattress that I fulled
out on the floor and he sleeps on and I
laugh so hard because my dogs in the morning they
just stare at him, like what is this monster?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Why?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Why are you sleeping down here with us? Yeah, we
have a nicer bed than you. Yeah, for sure. He's
like just snoring away and they're like, what is that.
By the way, these these people with this Murphy bed
thing that they're not a sponsor at all.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
It's just something that popped up on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I definitely want to look into one of those. Yeah,
I thought about because every once in a while we'll
have a situation where we'll put somebody on the couch
and we have a pretty deep.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
It's a wide cushioned couch.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
I love those sectionals and.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
You know, and so like people will sleep on that
if we you have like an overflow situation and it's
come fromble, I've slept on that couch. Yeah, sleeping on
couches just at the best. Although I've said I'm never
going back to sleeping on couches, Like if I'm going
to go somewhere and all they have for me is
a couch, otherwise I have to get a hotel.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
I will glad to get the hotel.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
Couches are for naps.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Couches are for that, is right, ginogratt or weekend sleeps, yeah,
or passing out on a Friday night. Have HGTV on
the background, consciousness you're buzzed TV if you But if
you have limited space, I just thought this was cool.
It doesn't look good.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, that's really well done.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
If you want something in a room like I'm talking about,
like we have at our place, it could hang out
in there and you could put stuff on it. It
could be useful for other things. But if you need
it for that purpose, you never know. It's a transformer board.
Total more than meets the odd transformer for adult Yeah,
transformer like it. You know you can see it on

(36:56):
our Instagram story at the Woody Show. Check it out there,
take a quick break. Excuse me. Eight seven seven forty four,
Woody got a bubble.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
And it's another new.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Out of insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Thursday morning.
It's a free Friday. It's June twelfth, twenty twenty five. Woody, Greg, Dennis, Gina.
We got Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan's here and
the phones are open at eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. Text us check
in over to two to nine eight seven this week

(37:33):
in audio coming up here in a second befoirst Sea Bass,
and he would like us not to jump to conclusions.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Please don't.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
It's another it's another edition of apartment drama. He always
seems to have some kind of drama going on at
his apartment building. Yeah, in every apartment.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Building he's ever lived in, it seems.

Speaker 7 (37:50):
Yeah, this one's worse.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
So this one's worse. And and the question he has
for everybody is Sea Bass the A hole?

Speaker 10 (37:57):
So this place I moved in the beginning of the
year because it is super nice. It's got great amenities,
great pool gym, it's central to everything.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
It just seems like a.

Speaker 10 (38:06):
Dream come true for all Sea Bass, until I found
out that it's not the place that is a problem.
It is the people that are the problems.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
With the people, dude. San Francisco is a beautiful city.
Of course, it stills the bay. Oh my god, it's
it's it's really nice. I've said it even when we
lived there and the show used to be based out
back in like two thousand and six or whatever, like
we would always say at that time, it's all gotten
more since then. Even at that time, we're like, man,
this would be the world's most amazing place if you

(38:36):
can just get rid of the people. And the weather
kind of sucks too.

Speaker 10 (38:39):
But also, so what happened is I have problems the
most in the gym.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
That's why I'm the most obviously. Yeah, that's what people
in the comments in the videos.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
Been spending a lot of time in the gym.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
You must live there, and so it all.

Speaker 10 (38:53):
Maybe once every other week I'll send them a little, uh,
a little note about oh this, you know, this treadmill
is out of order. This this piece has a little
handle missing, and yeah, it's very cool now. But when
I started noticing those, I started noticing the same guy
in the gym every day for several hours every afternoon basically.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
But he wasn't alone.

Speaker 10 (39:10):
He was with one other person, then a different person
than a third or fourth person. So he's doing private
training in our gym, which isn't big, but it's not
that big. It's not Hey, we need, you know, eight
other people in here every afternoon who don't belong here,
and you're.

Speaker 7 (39:26):
Not going to get lost in there. Somebody's doing that.

Speaker 10 (39:30):
Right exactly, especially if you're the guy by yourself who's
just standing there giving them bad instructions.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Uh huh.

Speaker 10 (39:36):
And so I noticed this, and I finally said, well,
this can't be. They got number one by the rules
for again, forget the rules, just to think of the consequences.
People say, see best you or you that you love
the rules. I don't like the rules. I like the
consequences of the.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Rules, and you follow rules that you like. That's rights, much.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Like Rosa Parks.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Just like the rule he doesn't like is the one
about leaving your car in the garage overnight without letting
them know the building and have an office downstairs at
the radio station because the consequences are nil. We have
plenty of space.

Speaker 11 (40:06):
But also I just want to say, like, I think
the building would love this if you call attention to it,
because they wouldn't want that liability.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Right.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Well, that's the thing is.

Speaker 10 (40:14):
I went to our lease, and our lease says you
may not operate a business out of your unit or
off the premises, because, as you might imagine in this case,
if everybody you decided to be a personal trainer, you'd
have the place to be crowded. And it does suck
because personal trainers take up more space than just two
people do because they're setting up little stations and they're
kind of walking around and camera ecquipment. Well, that's a

(40:35):
secondary issue. Don't go get to that in a second.
So I noticed this one dude, and I called down
to the art to where they say, call our security
if you probably see a problem.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
So I call down.

Speaker 10 (40:45):
There's a guy doing personal training in the gym for
somebody else who doesn't live here.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I was going to ask, do you know if the
trainer or the trainees live in that building? Trainer does,
I've seen him in my nose. He's in my building.

Speaker 10 (40:54):
I totally I see him walking around, but the trainees
do not as far as I can tell.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Do you think they have a special ring for when
sea bass calls? Like a special ring?

Speaker 7 (41:04):
It just goes.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
When when you have somebody on your contact though you'd
set different rings for.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
A Yeah, here we go again.

Speaker 11 (41:17):
I think you would be helping because they wouldn't want
non residence.

Speaker 10 (41:21):
It's in there is a specific liability, not just forget me,
it's for the owners of the gym. That's liability for
them because you can't people operating things. That's your insurance
if they that other person gets hurt. It's a whole
world paying.

Speaker 16 (41:32):
For you.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Here doing personal training and.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
The security who's dumb? Okay, what so? What so?

Speaker 7 (41:42):
What has this got to do with me?

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Right?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (41:43):
They they look for every reason not to do something.
And I said, well, you know, it's against the least
to have people in the gym. They're taking up lot
of space.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Can you fill out a form online?

Speaker 10 (41:52):
It's like no, the people online said to call you,
so whatever, So I do. I go and fill out
the form and then the gym gets back to me
or the people get back to me, and they're like, Okay,
this is a problem. And so every time I see
him down there, I'll reply to this little thread that
there's a portal and aline portal for service requests. Oh,
he's in here right now. You can come bust him
right now. I don't say that, I say he's currently
in with his third client of the day. Maybe you

(42:13):
will want to send someone up here and tell him
never to do this again.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Like Christmas vacation, they come crashing through the windows. So
they of course have not.

Speaker 10 (42:24):
It's been, you know, fifteen messages later, they have not
showed up to deal with this guy. And what do
I notice the other day a second dude with a
fourth person. You would not be in the gym, taking
up space, benches, other areas, et cetera, et cetera. Now
the question is am I the a hole? Because I
know what the I know what the losers are gonna say.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
It's just a guy trying to operate his small business
and he's just out here hustling for the grind and.

Speaker 11 (42:48):
Then trying to make that paper.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
It's always the other way around, though. It's if you're
a personal trainer, I'll go to your gym and train
you on I've seen that like five times. Yeah, that's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
It's the opposite.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
They shouldn't be doing what what they're doing at yours.
They should be doing the opposite. If you want me
to train you all, go with you on your day,
pass to your gym.

Speaker 10 (43:10):
It's what you should do. But ours is easy because
you can no one knows who's a resident who's not.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
You can sneak someone.

Speaker 11 (43:15):
This is a big issue with apartment buildings. When I
lived across the street from Oria Station, there's a big
apartment building kind of the same set up as ce Bass.
They people started trying to do that and they shut
it down right away. They're like, no way, we don't
want or to want this.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah. Question on the text is people are trying to
determine you can start texting your vote over to two
two ninety seven. Is c bass d a hole in
this situation? This person's wondering, why wouldn't you confront the
personal trainer personally first? Because going behind his back to management?
Because not behind his back. I got three really appropriate channels.
Did you a knark amount?

Speaker 17 (43:47):
No?

Speaker 10 (43:48):
Because number one that sets you up for a retaliation. B.
I don't have the authority to tell him to stop.
I can't say oh hey, And it's awkward on all
levels because he will say, oh you.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Do that for card knocks, like, hey, that's not card goes.

Speaker 10 (44:00):
But that you know what I do there is I
have a cool outfit, so it looks like I have
to say.

Speaker 13 (44:04):
And he's also never going to see those people against
the retaliation there.

Speaker 10 (44:07):
Yeah, they might punch me in the face and then
and there, but I don't have an ongoing months long perit.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
This person has no idea. You're the one should I guess, Well,
they haven't said anything yet. But aren't you worried about
if you are worried about retaliation when they do eventually,
maybe do something about it or confront this guy about it,
aren't you worried that he'll know that it was you?

Speaker 10 (44:28):
Well, he's not that big. The second guy who started
doing it's pretty big, though, because what happens when one
guy does it then another guy does it?

Speaker 11 (44:34):
Like I said, and you well, I tell you time
and time again. I don't know why you're dealing with
these low level of people on trying to get this done.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Go to the CEO on LinkedIn. You just go to
the top who owns the building, and then talk to
them like it's a big multinational management thing. Okay, easy,
you can probably give me two seconds. I can find
out who's so hard to reach.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Out to somebody in Dubai. Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (44:57):
See, that's why I wouldn't go to that person, because
again it's it's a whole nother thing. I'll get give
you a perfect example because I was in there the
other day and there were these jackasses who had yes,
a tripod, Yes, camera equipment, Yes, they had no you know,
and they are they had their shirts off because they're
flexing for it toc or whatever, which, by the ways,
against the rules to uh you know, they have sad
proper gym acquirement shirts, shoes, et cetera. So one dude
is out there, he's got a twenty five pound Olympic

(45:20):
size the round plates, right, he takes it. He just
leans it up against the mirror, which even menace if
you could tell that, because you can crack the mirror,
you know, if you left you let go of it
a little too hard crack. So I didn't even see
that he did this, But I'm a you know what
I do, and that during between my sets. As I
go around and clean up the gym, I'm I'm sitting
there picking up loose weight. Ra Yeah, it's like I'm

(45:42):
a responsible person. So I didn't even see him lean
his weights against the mirror, but I but I saw
that it was there, so I had, you know, instead
of sitting around on my phone doing nothing in between sets,
I'm picking stuff up. I pick it up, put it
back on the rack.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Hey man, what's up?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
I was using that.

Speaker 10 (45:56):
I was like, oh, man, hey man, it's against the mirror.
They could crack you knowlah blahlah. First off, you should
be wrecking your race between sex duh.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Number one. But number two, you shouldn't be leaned against
the mirror. Who taught you how to lift weights?

Speaker 10 (46:07):
Nobody obviously, And he goes, oh, what do you.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Work for the mirror company? Okay, guy, he told you
the company that mirror here? You cool with that, Like, dude,
I'm just trying to not crack the mirror. You can
send your vote over to two to nine eighty seven.
Do you think Sea Bass is the a hole? I
think that could have thrown people who were on the fence,

(46:32):
because because that's the answer to the point of why
don't you confront people.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Your stute not the A hole?

Speaker 10 (46:37):
Because I don't they they're gonna They're gonna argue just
like cart and I don't have the authority to make them.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
I don't think that you're the A hole. Would I
complain in that situation? I don't think I would. I
understand what the rule is, But would I care enough
to say anything about it?

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Probably not. But I'm not going to the.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Gym either, so it inconveniences you.

Speaker 10 (46:55):
Sick side example, let's say let's say every day somebody
was cooking burgers for three hours and one of the
grills because he's running his le a lot in door dash.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Well, that's not the point. You're not you're taking out
of space. I understand what you're saying, and so I
will say that you are not the A holes? Would
I do? I'm trying to put my always put myself
in that situation. I would not be the one to
call management for pretty much anything.

Speaker 7 (47:15):
I blow my eyes and huff and pup.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yeah right, that doesn't get it results, Yeah, Seed Bass,
I'm sorry, Gina.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Is Sea Bass the A hole?

Speaker 7 (47:24):
No?

Speaker 5 (47:24):
No, Greg Gory.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
In this situation, I can see all these different examples,
like you could be in the garage washing cars as
a side hustle. Or you know is there's somebody in
my neighborhood that sets up a fruit stand on somebody's
front lawn. Oh nice, you can't just there's reasons that
you have business permits and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Or you don't do your own business in the gym permits.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Even though I'm sure that there's certain rules that you
don't abide by at your apartment building because you don't
like them. What are the consequences in this, I would
say no, not the a hole all right.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Never trust a personal trainer who can't afford a regular
gym membership, says the five off you walk.

Speaker 10 (48:00):
Into like Planet Fitness, they have big size to say
no personal training allowed for this very reason.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Show I so feedback real quick on Sea Bass's am
I the ahole situation? He is in his apartment building
and the gym at the apartment building. There's another tenant
who I guess is a personal trainer, and he's using
the apartment gym not one, but two in events as
his own personal workspace for training his clients. And it's
dripping SeaBASS crazy on the Texas. Sea Bass is the

(48:32):
a hole. He needs to mind his own business. Times
are tough for everyone. Side hustles are for everybody. If
your co worker can do any side hustle, why can't the.

Speaker 10 (48:42):
Neighbor because this takes up space for paying customers.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Surprisingly, he is not the ahle, says the three one six.
I've been in property manager for ten years, and we
actually appreciate tenants bringing things to our attention as opposed
to just complaining about it. Just not seabasses in the
moment is best.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Sea Bass is doing the right thing. Something said.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
If posting signs are allowed, perhaps type up a sign
that says it has been seen and reported. Love to
trust me? That would be my wet dream yet, but
I know that I would get in trouble for that.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Now, the person on the show that hates Sea Bass
the most of anybody I have ever known to dislike
Seed Bass in any way shape before. Uh, it would
be bored, so bored in this situation, do you think
Sea Mass is the A hole? I would love to
say how much he is the a hole right now? However,

(49:34):
he is completely justified, even if anybody is not looking
to make an excuse for you, it's bored.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
No in dealing with other a hole neighbors the last
couple of years and having them rent out their apartments airbnbs,
or considering the terrible neighbor I had living above me,
Like SeaBASS is paying to live there, to feel safe,
to be able to use all the amenities, and he
is also relying on the management who was paid to
be there to do their jobs, and they're not doing it,

(50:05):
so he is justified.

Speaker 10 (50:06):
I found that to be with administrative staff these days.
Every their first move is always how can I not
do do what I'm supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah? Now that said bored, if he got punched in
the face by someone not returning a card, you'd be
cool with that, right.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh yeah, totally.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
The I mean he'd send him a fruit basket.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Ort also said that Seabets should hire that personal trainer.
That's what you said earlier? Oh yeah, yeah, the great
Chunking of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
The chunk. So could I share a little story here?

Speaker 2 (50:32):
There was a there was a leftover birthday cake from
Morgan's birthday which she was supposed to take home with him. Lazy,
that was why didn't she?

Speaker 5 (50:40):
I don't know why.

Speaker 7 (50:41):
Why did thrown away?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Why didn't you take the cake home? It was a
smaller one. She could have taken that. Oh I don't
I don't need to be eating that.

Speaker 7 (50:46):
Oh I thought you were going to take one home.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Oh yeah, I did for Cabo, but I think he
had a piece. And then there was a three cake. Yeah,
it was a full leftover cake, a full left over
cake the next morning after not being covered, just the
sat out all night, you know.

Speaker 8 (51:02):
Next morning two and a half to three days, because
it was at least two.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Days at least two days later it was dry aging. Yes, yeah,
Sea Bass by himself ate like three quarters of the
cake in one morning, okay, mister hyperbody, to be fair,
it was it was exactly half, Thank you?

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Was it?

Speaker 7 (51:19):
It was half?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Okay? I would say it was a little less than half,
maybe less than three quarters, but it was at least
sixty persons. Look it was only half.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
It's still a big deal.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
In one half tiny like literally a seven inch cake.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Why aren't we so quick to throw away those lids?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Space was under my take on top of the cake.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Anyway.

Speaker 10 (51:42):
This week in audio, all right, we got the original
Sea Bass game. Who dis where I play you a person,
a famous celebrity singer artist. They've got new music out
this week. You guys got a guess who this is?
Feel free to chime in when you think you know
the answer. The title, the first title of this new
release song as characters, all right?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Who is this?

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (52:03):
Just characters?

Speaker 10 (52:07):
Okay, good guesses, but no it is.

Speaker 19 (52:16):
That's well, yeah, here's song characters coming out Cartney Sammy.

Speaker 9 (52:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
It sounded like there was like an accent.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Is the Beatles?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
It is explicitly a Beatles say, oh my fired police.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
He's moved on from trying to be Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
That was really but but he's still killing Corey Feldon
with his career. Can't stop stop?

Speaker 6 (52:36):
All right?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Our next song in the Best Original Game, New and
New Music, the song.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Is the Days, The Days, The Days?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
All right? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
We found out the tune.

Speaker 9 (52:47):
Was made up?

Speaker 10 (52:49):
Perhaps it sounds like Bono Gus half right, there's somebody
else in a second.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
In America. That's America and that's weazy for sure. So together, yes,
Botto and Lil Waite. Nice wow. One of the tracks
from the Duck Carter six.

Speaker 10 (53:10):
I believe I'd say why.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
A little up for the iHeart Radio Music Festival free plug.

Speaker 10 (53:17):
You excited about that?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Maybe bot will show up.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
I think this sounds good.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
That's not bad in front of I mean I listened
to it at least twice.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
And then maybe maybe even three.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Yeah, maybe?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
All right?

Speaker 10 (53:29):
This week in audio more, we'll do one last one here.
Who is the name of the song? Is type dangerous?

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Type dangerous? Who dis.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
Came in the dog dripped in.

Speaker 9 (53:43):
Instink the voice I recognized, Yeah, And I've been seeing
this person pop up with a lot more interviews the
last few dates.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Mariah Carey.

Speaker 10 (53:58):
That's correct, really, how she's showing up places with purses heself.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Sound like Carrey not o G. But you can hear
the you can hear the voice, and then uh, I'm like,
oh that sounds Mariah Carey, And then I, oh, yeah,
I've seen a lot of videos of interviews popping arch.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
You must have.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
She just performed that song at the BET Awards. Good
for her. All right?

Speaker 5 (54:29):
This week in audio.

Speaker 10 (54:30):
My favorite category of social media video is when the
person shooting the video is absolutely owning themselves when they
are when they play in themselves. As our friend DJ
Khaled would say, yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
So they think that they're exposing somebody else for being
a douchebag, But all they're doing is exposing what a douchebag.

Speaker 10 (54:48):
What an awful, horrible person they are. This is a
lady who apparently she's at Chipotle and the person preparing
her order just threw it in the trash. So she
starts videoing and she's gonna explain why the person threw
away her Chipotle and basically told her, in so many words,
to get out of the store.

Speaker 9 (55:04):
Hey y'all, this how the Chipotle workers?

Speaker 16 (55:07):
Is? She throw away my food because I told her
employees was moving too slow.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
She throw away my food.

Speaker 16 (55:14):
Spent my whole break in his line, my whole break
in this line got right here. She threw away my
fool because she's.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
A ass manager.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
That's why the establishment is the way it is. Now.
Let that go, Bible? How about that?

Speaker 5 (55:29):
About that?

Speaker 2 (55:32):
What's someone about that?

Speaker 10 (55:35):
When someone claims their video is going to go viral
as they're shooting, it's a loud mouth.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Hey y'all, this how the Chipotle workers?

Speaker 17 (55:43):
Is?

Speaker 16 (55:43):
She throw away my fool because I told her employees
was moving too slow.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I told her her bros Was moving too slow. We're
talking about this like they was moving too slow? Why
are you insulting the person?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Idiot?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
And why are you young? It's like, come on, you
know better?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I don't know that she knows much anything but.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Moving too slow?

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Yeah, them be slow?

Speaker 7 (56:08):
Do these people not?

Speaker 10 (56:09):
Obviously they don't, But do they not realize that your
attitude and your awfulness is why no one wants to
deal with you? And while you're being essentially asked to
leave the store, it's everybody else no.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Yeah, and you're about to Teachapole how much of a
rush are you? She spent her whole break there to
get to at them. Then this one menace sent me
same genre of video. Or this guy got a letter.

Speaker 10 (56:33):
You got a letter from Carnival Cruise Lines, Yeah, informing
him that he is no longer welcome on the on
the Greyhound of the seas.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Can you imagine what that takes?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Because all do you see these days is fights in
Carnival Cruise Lines. What does it take to get banned
from Carnival? Well, you're about to find out, he's gonna
tell you.

Speaker 10 (56:54):
We want to do some street interpretation of what's going
on with this is him getting the letter, and then
he explaining why he's banned from Cardival.

Speaker 14 (57:01):
Get to Carnival cruise, y'all better count y'all days they
put us from the no sail list. We can't do
no more Carnival cruises ever anymore?

Speaker 10 (57:11):
Yes, what did people not past third grade? Did no
teachers start talking like that?

Speaker 14 (57:16):
Because we can't do no more Carnival cruises ever again
over some damn gas.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Over some damn gas.

Speaker 14 (57:24):
Y'all got all these drunk people on the boat in
the middle of the ocean, throwing up, fighting and all
this stuff, and y'all banned us for a little zip,
and we don't want to go back on Carnival anyway.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
What gas?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, basically whippets. They call it galaxy gas. Okay, because
I was when he said gases, I thought like a
zippo and like the galaxy gas.

Speaker 10 (57:55):
So basically which they should have caught you get it
in the metal attactor.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Maybe they said, oh.

Speaker 7 (58:00):
For my.

Speaker 14 (58:04):
Fighting all this stuff, and y'all banned us for a
little zip, and we don't want to go back on
Carnival anyway. Dead helmies just because there wasn't nothing wrong
with it, Just because y'all y'all.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Y'all too, I'm gonna do not steal.

Speaker 14 (58:16):
This is crazy and this is moll fault.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I told y'all is mother fault.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
Well I tell you what that just mean. You know,
I see, I see.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Okay, Well, they're gonna have to do without the one
hundred and forty dollars per person for a full week
to be charge your homie.

Speaker 10 (58:33):
I might have to start doing a series until I
get banned from Carnival because all you see is fights.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
This is a party.

Speaker 10 (58:40):
Yeah, clearly I thought on two of them it's the spring.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Break of the season, because you know what that says
to me, Gina, you went before you knew any better,
like that might have been your first ever career. Like okay,
there you go and you're like, oh, this is You're like, oh,
because it's the only frame of reference you have until
you go on anything that is not thereund of the
seas and you see oh on others.

Speaker 12 (59:06):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
And we have about ten texts saying that gas is
weed as zip is an ounce of weed. A bunch
of texts.

Speaker 10 (59:13):
Either either way whatever it is weed or nitrous both
not allowed on the cruise line.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (59:19):
Yeah, there are bands. The text are blowing up now.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I would like to apologize for anybody who had the
text and to correct us for being in a bunch
of squares. Yeah, I wish I had been cool exactly.
A zip is in reference to what this.

Speaker 10 (59:32):
Guy classical literature. When you here we go on four
y'all dumb?

Speaker 7 (59:37):
Yeah, I feel dumb.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Yeah, we is dumb so much on our face. We're
gonna take a quick break, and then we got some
more this week and audio next.

Speaker 12 (59:45):
Hang on.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Ready, Oh my.

Speaker 7 (59:49):
God, I was born for this moment right here.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Y'all don't know this.

Speaker 9 (59:53):
I'm sm hallucinating.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Let's go Woody continuing on with this weekend audio and
an interesting bit of sound here from Joe Flacco of
all people, Oh the flackness.

Speaker 10 (01:00:10):
If you don't recof if you don't know, he is
currently a quarterbacking probably the Cleveland Browns, where he currently
is in training camp, and you're talking to him about what,
you know, does he use social media? Et cetera, et cetera.
He kind of said, no, I don't really need it,
doesn't really help me. Then he kind of and he
went off on especially tiktoking adults.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
No TikTok dancers.

Speaker 16 (01:00:28):
The fact that people that is different to this generation,
the fact that people want to get on their phones
and show people the most Like, that's embarrassing. You're an adult,
like being an adult. It's just like I can't wrap
my head around that, and like I get it. Like
you have kids, and like you want to like you
want to like have fun with your kids, like well,
like half with your kids in private.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, it would be one thing if the kids are
even involved.

Speaker 10 (01:00:52):
It's when it's just the age, Joe, don't give him
that out. It's a twenty five, thirty five whatever year
old who's sitting there mining dances that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Why do you think people care?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
It's stuff that you used to do in the bedroom
where nobody could.

Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
See you and you were a Kid's fun for you,
it's not fun for other people to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
It is weird when it's like a forty year old person,
be an adult, you know, doing some goofy dance and
it's not with their kid.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
It's not four kids, right.

Speaker 7 (01:01:16):
Yeah, embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Yeah, it's not dude doing blues clues born kids. It's
you singing along to trainer who cares really cool or
the other ones that have gotten really exhausting are the
ones because everybody's doing them still and it's been this
way for a while where they're just mouthing dialogue their
lipstick together from movies. It's like, why is that interesting?

(01:01:40):
This week in audio?

Speaker 10 (01:01:41):
Oh, someone who was on TikTok and has been kicked
off Menace might know this drama.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Natalie Reynolds. She was a TikTok dancer an adult.

Speaker 10 (01:01:48):
By the way, she kind of more progressed into pranks,
just pranking, and she got kicked off TikTok because in
wonder her pranks, she convinced a mentally ill person to
jump in a lake and that person had to get
emergency services.

Speaker 11 (01:02:00):
We had that before, and then that person can't swim right,
so they ad to show up.

Speaker 10 (01:02:04):
Well, she apparently, as far as I know, is real.
She went to the TikTok headquarter and was on the
phone with her dad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
And someone caught that on video.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Jes please, they won't let her in.

Speaker 10 (01:02:31):
We'll be seen because it's you know, I used to
work at a corporate office and for like a big
national company, and you know, we're not open for business
for customer service.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
That's what's about she's on the phone, Dad won't let
me in talk.

Speaker 10 (01:02:44):
Yeah, it's not the first time we've seen this. Mostly
girls crying when their TikTok or whatever gets fanned.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
But yeah, this is my living.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Apathetic.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Like James head Field from Metallica when he sings you know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Let me in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
This is greg.

Speaker 10 (01:03:03):
This goes back to your point about you might count
about the adult son who is having sex with cars,
Like as a parent, if my daughter is at tiktoks
crying to me on the phone, I failed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Yeah, I have you failed, and it's time to disown
this weekend audio.

Speaker 10 (01:03:17):
This is an older man on who's a live streamer.
Now he's a sixty year old guy in Florida and
he's live streaming kind of his day, which is which
is pretty boring until something exciting happens. Here's the response
to to finding something somebody exciting that they're they they're
in an emergency there, they need medical help. His response to
that person, I can't hear you.

Speaker 17 (01:03:36):
I don't know your broken net. Call an ambulance. I'm
doing a live stream.

Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
Hanbulant.

Speaker 17 (01:03:45):
Somebody for this guy in thirty ninth Street. He needs
an ambulance.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
He's at the bus stop seventh doing a live stream.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
We are.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
That illegal technically.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Finale.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Wow, it's just it's just a dick move.

Speaker 17 (01:04:06):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
To be fair, I do know a little bit about
this guy. His name is Joey C.

Speaker 10 (01:04:09):
He's part of the devil Verse, which is a whole
universe of insane insanity.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
But I believe it's real. I know this guy.

Speaker 10 (01:04:15):
He's a maniac and a moron, and this is exactly
the type of thing he would do.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
I'm doing a live stream over yere, can't used the fuck?

Speaker 12 (01:04:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:04:25):
You're broken neck? Calling ambulance. I'm doing a live stream.
I'll have something call call an ambulance. Somebody for this guy. Okay,
seventh Avenue in thirty ninth Street.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
I'm dropping the douche bomb a ninth.

Speaker 10 (01:04:39):
As you could tell from his accent, he's from Chicago originally,
not from Tampa.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Wow, what idiots? That should be criminal.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
All right, Well there's this week in audio, really feeling
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into another new hour insensitivity te for a petically correct world.
It's a pre Friday, June twelfth, twenty twenty five. My

(01:05:08):
name is Woody that is great gory. We got Menace,
we got Gina Grad, Jena Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan's here.
The phones are open for you if you'd like to
participate in the show.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
This one would be love to have you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Eight seven seven forty four. What is the number of
course you can send us your text? You're check in
over to two Q nine eight seven. Today is June twelfth.
Tomorrow is not just Friday. It's Friday the thirteenth. I'm
somewhat superstitious.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
I think overall you kind of are.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Yeah, somewhat, I'm not hardcore, somewhat superstitious. I won't pick
up a penny or a coin on the ground that's
face down.

Speaker 7 (01:05:51):
I won't do that's shocking.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
Want, Yeah, I won't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Now somebody had said what I do is when I
see those I won't pick them up either, but I'll
turn them face side up to the next person finds
and they think that that does something for their Okay,
funny story. There was all kinds of stuff going bad
for me here recently. Like it was like this twenty
four hour period where it was like one big pan

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in the ass hassle to the next. It was something
with one of the kids, and then it was something
with work, and then it was something completely unrelated.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
Like across all genres.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
It's like every area of my life had some fire
that popped up in that twenty four hour period, and
I go, what is going on? I told Greg about this.
He couldn't believe I did this, you, of all people. Yeah,
and so you're not going to get the answer you're
looking for. I googled is karma real? Because I'm like,
who did? I Like, I have no idea, but I

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was such I was at the end of my rope
to the point where I'm like, what, There's got to
be some explanation because am I on a hidden camera show?
Am I being tested right now? Have you had one
of those days you need.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
An what is happening?

Speaker 7 (01:07:05):
And what they tell you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
It was like the day that my you know, son
got in trouble at school and then so we say
everything all at once.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
I'm like, you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Yeah, what was the And it said okay, of course, no, no, no,
it wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
It wasn't vague. It said, look, here's how it works.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
There's no like a cosmic scorekeeper on Oh you did
a good thing to good things coming back to you,
and then you did bad things, so bad things coming
back to you. But again common sense, it does make
sense that if you are nice to people and you're
kind and but people are going to be more kind
and they're going to be more generous toward you. Uh,

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if you're a dick or you are whatever like and
people are not gonna people aren't gonna be nice to you,
and so yes, you're gonna have more negative They say,
for every action, there's an equal or opposite reaction, right,
same thing.

Speaker 7 (01:07:58):
And then some days your numbers comes up correct.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
Some days you just get dumped one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Yeah, and that was one of those.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
And it was just one of those days.

Speaker 19 (01:08:06):
Like they say, some days you're the fly, and some
days you're the windshield, some days you're the pigeons, all
the days you're the statue.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Yeah, but I mean you think about okay, well, speaking
of superstitions, like oh well, if I if I can
sync this shot with this crumpled up piece of paper
in that waste basket from across the room, that means
if I get through this intersection before that yellow light
turns red, that means.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
Yeah, that's that's though.

Speaker 8 (01:08:39):
Yeah, like I know people with some hardcore O c
D issues, And that's the thing. It's like, Okay, if
I can, you know, turn this light switch off and
on a certain number of times, then this won't happen
later in my day.

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
Is I'm familiar with this y Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Yeah, that's that's mentally real.

Speaker 13 (01:08:58):
This one is more like you like making a wish
almost if you will, like, yeah, like an eyelash or something.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
I've never but at the same time, I've always thought
it was silly, like, oh, don't open that umbrella inside
because you know it's bad.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Duck, broken mirrors, black cats.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
I don't. I don't believe in any of that.

Speaker 11 (01:09:18):
But the one thing that I believe in it is
super weird is if I litter, something bad is going
to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:09:24):
I like that.

Speaker 11 (01:09:26):
So, like I accidentally dropped like a little piece of paper,
let's say, like something that straw a straw wrapper or
something like that, and it starts blowing away, I'll go
run after it and grab it. And because I like, dude,
something bad's gonna happen if I just let that thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Greg Well, I mean, something bad does happen when you litter.
You're polluting the world, endangering animals, you're making things looking
things look terrible, or Greg's hippie comes out, you're putting
garbage where it doesn't belong to. The dolphin in the
parking lot might die. I mean if you never know, Yeah,
it's not meant to happen, You're not meant.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
To do it. Yeah, so I don't do it. Yeah,
any any superstitions in here besides the literle thing, like Greg,
do you believe in any of those Sam Wood, she's
into all that cosmic I mean mercury is in retrograde
kind of.

Speaker 13 (01:10:12):
Garbage, sure, but I don't really believe in like that
much bad stuff. Like I will pick up a penny
even if it's tails, because I just think the penny
itself is good luck.

Speaker 7 (01:10:21):
I don't have like rules on that. Or I'll knock
on wood.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
I'll do that.

Speaker 8 (01:10:26):
Yeah, not just like as like in conversation, like knock
on wood, but you're really knocking on wood.

Speaker 13 (01:10:31):
Well, I mean it is in conversation if you say something, yeah, yeah,
actually do it if you don't want it to.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Happen, because yeah, because I it's not just for conversation product.

Speaker 7 (01:10:41):
Yeah right, yeah, I'll do it because might as well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Right, Yeah, just in case I have something that's stuck
with me from childhood that I wouldn't file them under
superstitions more like habits. But I will hold my breath
through driving through a tunnel.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Really, yes, you should just make a wish. You do
that and then you make a wish and why, I
don't know. It's supposed to. As a kid, you can't
breathe in a tunnel, So like, what's the what's the
bad negative reaction or the thing that happens from that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Yeah, well that's the thing. Maybe it's just under the
category of karma. But I hold my breath and then
you kind of make a wish.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Also, cemetery cemeteries, you do this.

Speaker 7 (01:11:20):
You don't want to suck in the evil spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
And you can't do it while you're driving. But if
you're a passenger in a car and you drive over
railroad tracks, you lift your feet off the floor, touch
the ceiling of the car and say, peanut butters.

Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
Have you never heard of?

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Thought? That was like a little kid thing. It was like,
can'tnot do it?

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
Yeah, bread and butter?

Speaker 8 (01:11:39):
When you go around a pole, Yeah that's yeah, I
have I didn't really punch buggy.

Speaker 7 (01:11:45):
Yeah, yeah, that was how not superstitious? I am. None
of this means anything to me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Nothing, you have any sort of good luck charms?

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
No, I mean, wait, what's the thing you the hamsa?

Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
It's just because I got I I do a rotation
of the high and my little you know, Star of David,
and then this is like another. This is I mean
it symbolizes like, you know, keep away the evil eye,
but it doesn't know that's that's but that is totally
I only wear it because religion.

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
Symbolism, I'm not. I don't. I guess it does anything.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
I guess all religion technically is superstition. Right here, we
got yours.

Speaker 10 (01:12:24):
I'm saying the sec the conversation, all the traditions are yes.
Like for instance, Gina, do you have at your home
or have you had a mezuza?

Speaker 8 (01:12:32):
I have a mizza in every doorway because our landlord
is mega Orthodox Jewish.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
So you didn't put it there?

Speaker 12 (01:12:38):
No I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
That's we're for a landlord to do. What is it?
It's a little scroll that you see.

Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
Right, yeah, but it's not it's not based in superstition.
It's just like a well do you know what it's.

Speaker 10 (01:12:49):
For purpose, Well, I don't know, but I doubt it's
not superstitious.

Speaker 7 (01:12:55):
Would you like me to tell you?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Okay, it's like a jewel arm, right, like, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
It's a jew alarm. Yeah, so I didn't have to
explain it.

Speaker 8 (01:13:02):
It's just a it's just like a little call back
to you know, the days of yore when God was
going around killing the firstborns.

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
But if he didn't, but if he.

Speaker 20 (01:13:13):
Finish and then and then uh, if you're if you
was a Jewish household, you'd put the mezuzza or the
lamb's blood or whatever and you would skip it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:23):
So it's nobody.

Speaker 10 (01:13:24):
I don't think I was going door to door killing kids. Yeah, wow,
big deal.

Speaker 8 (01:13:28):
The Old Testament was a very vengeful God. But this
isn't like so that doesn't happen today. It's just like
a throwback symbol like tradition. Yeah, like a star of David.
It's it's not it's not like we're sage our house.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
It's just rooted in supersti.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
As well. The Turkish that you hang when you have
to be visible from when you walk through the door.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
You didn't make your case. But okay, when you made
a case for us.

Speaker 8 (01:13:52):
Essentially, congratulations just a symbol of like a dream catcher,
It's just a religious symbol.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
The classic hold your breath through the tunnel move, part
childhood superstition, part unspoken car ride challenge yea. Some say
it brings good luck. Others treated like a game, like
can you make it to the end without gasping?

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
You're dying?

Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
Dying.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
It started as a way to break up boring road trips.
But if holding your breath through a tunnel keeps the
demons or grant's wishes or whatever, go for godless. Yeah,
I mean, jeez, not as easy as a smoker too.
Is there a Is there a superstition that you believe
but your lucky payso you keep all kinds of stuff

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in your pocket. I haven't had that pays so forever.
I lost that forever ago of years ago. And you
had some sort of toy or something that your daughter
had and you had it in your pocket and then
you left. That had nothing to do with luck or anything.
That's just because like you wanted to play with it. Yeah,
something sitting on the count like this, the paper clips
over here, or if you watch the I noticed myself

(01:14:57):
doing if you watch the videos constantly, I'm saying, if you,
if if you watch the videos on our YouTube or
on our Instagram, and we're right now we're having this conversation.
I always have like a sharpie or I'm messing with
a paper clip. It like I'm always fidgeting with something.
It's not superstitious, it's just I don't know a tick.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Pay, so I would put under a superstition.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
I put it in there, and originally it became I
kind of felt like it was lucky, just because I
was leaving our happy place in Mexico, our trip that
we do every year with my wife, no kids, and
it was just kind of like holding still, holding on
to a piece of that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
While you went back to real life.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Wow, And so I was like this here, No, it's
just kind of a way to like, oh God, make
this feeling last a little longer.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Yeah, make it that was a little bit longer.

Speaker 7 (01:15:41):
Yeah, that's not superstitional, that's literally a.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Super But then I did hold on to it, thinking
like kind of, oh, your rabbits put lucky penny. No,
so I held on too and think like, okay, well
maybe this is because it is my my happy place.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
Maybe if I hold on to it, it's you know,
good luck.

Speaker 11 (01:15:56):
I will have a question. I've never asked my Latino
guy friends, but they always put like a photo of
their family on their dashboard, like by this s pedometer,
And I'm like, oh, is that like speed not like
slow down or something like that? Is that like a
superstition or like to keep you safe? Who was driving?

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Who is the guy that Maverick was flying with the
top gun? He freaked out? He turned in his wings,
remember he had that was at the beginning of the
first movie. Yeah, what was Yeah, Joker turned his wings. Yeah,
but he saw his wife and his daughter there freaking
panic attack.

Speaker 11 (01:16:33):
Yeah, I'm a Latino guy friends. They have that in
the right next to this pedometer. M Apparently I said,
it is a thing, Yeah, but is it like what
is it? You know, what purpose you have a family?

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
Chick?

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
It's like plots of World War two? You know, it's
my lady back home? Or is it to slow.

Speaker 11 (01:16:52):
Down or so?

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Are you superstitious? What kind of superstitious thing do you believe?
You know, Friday the Third, Eh, you gotta.

Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
Know it's upon us.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
I'd be careful.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie set us a text
over to two two nine eight seven, will be right
back the Woody Show a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
I've developed this new thin in my head that if
I go to the same place every day, the employees
at that place.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Are going to go, oh God, he's here again, and
you're so tortured.

Speaker 9 (01:17:26):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
I am the Woody Show, you know, Friday to thirteenth. Yeah, superstitions?
Do you believe in them? Do you do or not
do certain things because of it? Somebody that texted over saying,
it's a quote from somebody that if you think you're
winning because you're getting laid or you're wearing women's underwear,

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then you are Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
Yeah, I guess if it works for you, then.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
If you just think it, if you believe it, I go,
you're right, yeah whatever, eight seven seven, it's eight forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
What do everybody say?

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Hi to uh?

Speaker 5 (01:18:04):
To warden?

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Warden?

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Warden?

Speaker 12 (01:18:08):
It's Gordon?

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Actually, oh the g They haven't over here as a
warden with a with a W like you ran.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
That'd be a cool name.

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
That's all right, all right, So Gordon, what do you got?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:18:19):
So, growing up as a kid, even up until the
age of about twelve or thirteen, every Friday the thirteenth
was bad. I would get hit and the shovel with
a lip from my brother. I'd get a black eye.
I would, you know, crash a motorcycle or a bicycle
or something. Every Friday the thirteenth up until about thirteen,
fourteen years old, in which case the last one I

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said I'm not getting out of I'm gonna stay here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Nothing back.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
It happened.

Speaker 12 (01:18:46):
I ended up pitching a cold. I was like, I'm
done with Friday the thirteenth. The next year I went
the whole day without knowing it was Friday the thirteenth,
and since then never had.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
A bad one. Bad luck.

Speaker 12 (01:19:00):
You know when when you're laying him, then you go
there's nothing bad that can happen, and then you catch
a call that was done.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Gordon, thanks for the call,
Sorry for butcher.

Speaker 17 (01:19:12):
And the name.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
Appreciate you listening to the.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Lloyd. I get that though, so it said, you know,
breaking me here seven years bad luck. Unless you pour
salt in all the cracks to prevent any spirits from
coming through, I.

Speaker 7 (01:19:28):
Can't be bothered with Seven years is a long time.

Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
Well, that's how long your credit screwed up?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Right?

Speaker 12 (01:19:33):
Right?

Speaker 9 (01:19:34):
This?

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Seven?

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
That's what I always heard. Or how long is gum
stay in your stomach?

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Seven years bankruptcy.

Speaker 5 (01:19:42):
If you drop a fork, that means company is coming.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
That's what my mom always when you're having company.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
When you're left, palm itches, that means that money is
coming your way. When you're right palm itches, it means
that you will shake hands with a stranger, somebody new.
You cannot bring an old broom into a new home.
Oh okay, And it's considered bad luck to read your
daily horoscope ahead of time. What how are you supposed

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to know what your day is.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Going to be?

Speaker 7 (01:20:13):
But you have to wait for that day. You can't
look at it, And that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Sounds like big horoscope. Trying to sell these PRIs h
move a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
You got to buy a lot of brooms.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
Yeah, uh yeah, I suppose not quite superstitious. But I
had to intentionally make myself not care about stepping on
cracks when I go on walks, so I don't think
anything will happen, but I think I can feel the
crack under my foot, and I have this O C
D kind of need to feel symmetrical soy, I find
myself almost intentionally evening out my foot sensations by stepping

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on a crack with the other foot. What, I absolutely
so if you step on a crack with one foot,
that means the next step you take with the.

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
Other foot, yeh, change my date. So I walk.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
So it's okay, that's I mean, that's just still superstitious something.

Speaker 7 (01:21:01):
I'm not superstitious. I'm just that's nutty dumb.

Speaker 17 (01:21:03):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
I used to do that when I would take public
transit to a radio station I worked at, and I
had a long walk between public transit and the station,
and I would not step on cracks, and I would
count the number of steps between each crew. So I'd
be like one two three, one two one tooth.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
Oh yeah, I feel that that I count when I walk.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
I once had a bad flight experience on a Friday
the thirteenth. I'll never fly on that day again. That
My mother was hardcore Mexican superstitious. Traditional would never pass
the salt hand to hand. You had to let the
other person pick it up because it was considered bad
luck to hand somebody salt directly. All right.

Speaker 11 (01:21:40):
I know there's something with Filipinos where they take change
and they like, I think they throw it against a
wall or something. On New Year's Yeah, there's a.

Speaker 7 (01:21:49):
New Year's thing, black eyed peas.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
If you hold silver coins in your hand at midnight,
what the help eat grapes at midnight?

Speaker 7 (01:21:58):
Really don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
That's why thing?

Speaker 7 (01:22:02):
Did you know that?

Speaker 8 (01:22:02):
In Japan and India, it's believed that if you trim
your nails at night, that will lead to a premature death.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Oh no, I always trim my nails at night.

Speaker 7 (01:22:11):
Well you should stop.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
That's what leads to a premature Yeah, and like, what's the.

Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
What's the connection?

Speaker 10 (01:22:17):
Yeah, no idea.

Speaker 8 (01:22:18):
But in Mediterranean cultures, a lot of times people will
save their fingernail clippings and hair and use tissues because
they don't want somebody else to take it and like
like burs as a curse?

Speaker 7 (01:22:31):
Smart right?

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
Nine three?

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
If my electronics have a number for the volume setting,
I cannot leave it on thirteen. I feel like something
bad would happen if I leave it on thirteen. It menace.
Do you scrape your toe skin off at night with
your with your toe knife?

Speaker 11 (01:22:49):
So that's twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Are you still doing that?

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
Your feet still jacked?

Speaker 10 (01:22:53):
Up like that his feet were so thick that he
would take a knife callous Yeah, I mean who doesn't
do that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
The world, Like the way that you're trimming like a
ribbi No, oh my god, you'll kind of cut the
big ribbon of that from around the end of the
state of these pansies out there.

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
Yeah, so mess would do that with the like the
heel would get so built up with this dead, callous
skin that he would he would cut it off with
a knife.

Speaker 7 (01:23:21):
But how, I mean, it's not like, how does it
get to that point.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
Just being outside being jacked up?

Speaker 7 (01:23:26):
Do you walk barefoot a lot?

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
Yeah? I mean summertime, thank you, the fishing outside. Yeah, yeah,
I'm just like a lot of a lot of the
typical stuff, you know, with the black cats and the
not picking up the coin when it's face down.

Speaker 8 (01:23:42):
Well apparently, well I would be dead, and I think
you might be dead too if this was true, Woody.
But in South Korea, fan death is a persistent urban
legend that electric fans left on overnight will call will
cause you to die, either by asphyxiation, which I don't understand,
or hype.

Speaker 7 (01:24:00):
I'd be dead.

Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
Look at the Madden curse people believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Sure, yeah, that is a cover.

Speaker 9 (01:24:06):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Yeah, so Saquon Barkley ends up on the cover of Madden.
Is his season going to get tanked by injury or
some other weird thing and it was all a result
of being on the cover of you know, the Madden Game.

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
Yeah, it's gonna be his worst season.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Yeah. Oh, speaking of which, on game day, don't you
have superstitions, Woodie, you'd wear a certain thing?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
No, no, but if the game is not going the
way that you wanted to go, you switch, you switch seats.

Speaker 7 (01:24:32):
Okay, No, that's just normal.

Speaker 17 (01:24:34):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
I do have one? I have this war right nos
that works.

Speaker 13 (01:24:37):
I have this one specific shirt that I wear. If
I wear it when the Patriots are playing, they will lose.
And every time that I go to wear it on
game day because I think this can't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Possibly be real. It's fine, they lose.

Speaker 13 (01:24:52):
They have never won when I've worn that shirt.

Speaker 11 (01:24:54):
Is it a Patriots shirt? Yes, okay, I have.

Speaker 13 (01:24:57):
A bunch of Patriots stuff, but that specific one they
will lose if I were on game day.

Speaker 7 (01:25:00):
But I think it's weird to be that superstitious.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
I do because I have a few different terrible towels.
A Steeler fan. So if I go to a game,
it's important that I bring. There's one specific one. It's
a lucky one because of sports, that I have to
bring to the game, otherwise the game is gonna suck.

Speaker 8 (01:25:22):
I think people would think that women are more superstitious,
but because of sports, I think men are way more superstitious,
because I mean, my husband has to be in like
full gear, like to watch like you know, like the
Lakers or the Twins or whatever.

Speaker 7 (01:25:34):
He's into, sure, but he's watching it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
Does you wear a batting helmet and stuff a batting helmet?

Speaker 7 (01:25:42):
If he watches LEBRONI has to throw the chalk in
the air.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Oh cool?

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Say how to Eric?

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Good morning Eric?

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Eric?

Speaker 5 (01:25:50):
Hey, all right, So what do you do?

Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
I don't do any personally, I'm boring, but my wife
is Salvadorian, so she does. Her family does a lot
of stuff. It's mostly anything before one for our kids.
You can't cut their nails or they'll go mute. You
can't cut their hair or they'll go blind. This one's funny.

(01:26:13):
If you look at a dog while he's pooping, you
get pink eye. I'm not sure if that, But that's
always something she told me as we dated, and I
don't know why. I always wanted to look at my
dog just to see if I could prove it wrong,
but I still haven't. And then a bracelet is something
they wear. It's called OHO and there's always a common

(01:26:34):
relative that causes OHO. So that's why when you go
to family parties they have to wear the bracelet on
their ankle.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
What's the connection there, I don't understand.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
Uh, I don't know any of these connections. It's all Salvadorian,
their their culture, and it was funny. I was trying
to fact check this right now. I was like looking
up Salvadorian superstition and I don't see any of them,
so I do. It's just her.

Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
Family family Okay, none, yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
You're all weird family traits, I guess, but basic pretty luck.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Yeah, Eric, thank you to call it. Appreciate you listening.

Speaker 6 (01:27:09):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Yeah, as a ups driver, it's freaking weird. The apartment
buildings will skip apartment thirteen, yep, hotel eleven twelve, fourteen,
Big buildings will skip floor thirteen.

Speaker 7 (01:27:22):
Hotels always do it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Yeah, it is our word. Well, because people probably don't
want those rooms. And so it's still the thirteenth level
of the building. Whether you call it the fourteenth or not,
you're on that floor. You're still on that embarrassing.

Speaker 10 (01:27:39):
As an adult, you come back down of the desk
and say, oh, I needed I didn't realize I was
on the thirteenth do this to me.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Yeah, you all with it.

Speaker 11 (01:27:45):
When I sold cell phones, I would go through the
whole process of like signing the person up and then finally,
you know, check their credit, do everything, get all the
paperwork done, and go here's your phone, here's your phone number.
And they go, oh, actually, my phone number have a
bunch of.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Eights in it. Eight yeah, seven's yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:28:04):
But they're like, I don't want this phone number. I go,
why didn't you tell me that in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
That's an Asian thing, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll
they'll buy houses with the eight and the street number
of the address.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
The address have like an eight and the street number.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:28:19):
It was always people that, you know, they thought it
was bad luck.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
Hey guys, good luck out there. You know, be safe.
It's the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
You made it and just in time. The wood Show
is bad.

Speaker 12 (01:28:35):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
People text you over the guy we talked you right
before the brake said that his girlfriend something about the
she's Salvadorian, but like something the bracelet, the ojo bracelet
or something. Yeah, and he wasn't sure exactly what that
was all about, but apparently you wear this and it
is to keep other people from being able to put

(01:28:57):
a curse on you shield.

Speaker 11 (01:29:00):
He said it was because of the family members doing it,
so then you had to hide it when you went
your family members.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
And there were yeah, superstitions, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Friday the thirteenth, let's say how to Jonathan Hey, good morning,
Jonathan Hey, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:29:15):
All right, thanks for holding what you got for us.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
Well, first, I'd say it's bad luck to be superstitious
getting but there's actually a few good things about the
number thirteen that sometimes people don't realize. So there's so
and as far as the United States is concerned, there
were thirteen original colonies. There are thirteen stripes on the
American flag. If you looked on the back of the
one dollar bill, the eagle is clutching thirteen arrows to

(01:29:40):
represent the colonies. And on the Gadsden flag, the one
with the snake on it, there are thirteen rattles in
the rattlesnakes rattle. The baker's doesn't is thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
So I mean, yeah, got that too. That's good luck. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:00):
So these are all good things.

Speaker 7 (01:30:02):
These are colony.

Speaker 10 (01:30:06):
Reason to call.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Him, all right, Jonathan, thank you? Ah right eight seven
seven forty four when he sent us a text over
to two two nine eight seven. Uh, that's someone said
the Hawaii thing. If you bring pork over when driving
between Honolulu, and I don't know how to say that, kaylua, Okay,

(01:30:29):
your car will mysteriously break down. That's from mister Grimace
checking in, all right, And if anybody would know he'd
bringing pork, he would he would know. Yeah, you don't
want to transport pork.

Speaker 7 (01:30:39):
Okay, now I know that way.

Speaker 8 (01:30:41):
And don't sweep over someone's feet in Africa because it
means you'll never get married.

Speaker 7 (01:30:46):
Ah, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:30:48):
I'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
That could be a good thing, too true. That could
work out for the best. All right, more Oni shows, coming.

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
Out to the shack.

Speaker 6 (01:30:57):
It's a show, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's free Friday. It's Thursday morning,
looking forward to tomorrow actual Friday, and then the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
Let's go Yeah, it's like that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
Let's go somewhere the phones are up in eight seven
seven forty four Wooding text us over to two to
ninety seven Today Judge June twelfth, July June twelfth, it's
Speaking International Flaffel Day, all right, so you can also
get Flafful where you get euros a lot of time.

Speaker 5 (01:31:25):
Yeah, Flafful drive in in San Jose.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
What a place. They have a delicious banana shake. Yeah,
and the falafel obviously delicious shot. If you ever in
the area of San Jose, California, the Flaffel, it's a
legendary place. They were on there a bunch of those
Food Network shows idea huh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
I would see him on on Food Network and they
were always good to us when we had our show
based Yeah, right in San Francisco Bay or Field trip there.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
Today is Child Labor Day. Sweet thank you, thank you kids.
Thanks for the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Thank you for my phone and my shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Thank you for the clothing. Today is National Button Battery
Awareness Day.

Speaker 7 (01:32:02):
Oh, like those little watch batteries.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Which I just had to go buy a bunch of
those because I had a bunch of Apple air tags
where the batteries are dying, and so you just replace
the batteries because there was they last.

Speaker 7 (01:32:13):
They mine's stilirpin and I can't get it off.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
They lasted quite a while, they do. Yeah, but mind
finally started when I pulled up the find my on
it had a little battery indicator on there. It's like, man,
what do you do with those? A friend of mine said, Oh,
I didn't even know you could change the battery in
those things, so he was throwing them away as opposed
to just getting new batteries.

Speaker 11 (01:32:35):
I did see this unlock that you could put them
in that will give them a battery for like ten years.

Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
Charge them, but it makes it quite larger.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's so easy. So you have the
little you know button, yeah, apple lot, the silver, the
silver part, you just turn it clockwise. It's like a
little cap. The silver is like a cap. Just turn
it to the left and it pops right off. Battery
comes right out and put the new one on there,
put the big twisted back on. Done. It takes two seconds. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
Have you gotten a regular watch battery lately? No menace?
You know how you'd like to point out how expensive
everything is these days?

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
Have you got a.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Watch battery lately.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
No, I have my watch. The battery doesn't just have
a casel finding feature, you know, watch, you actually have
what a battery end?

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
These watches that I took to get batteries for, I thought,
am I buying all new watches? They're crazy expensive.

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
Toay's National Great Dane Day one though, right, probably.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Yahay's National Jerky Day. It's National Peanut butter Cookie Day.
And today dorks is National Superman Day. Oh, what's that
new Superman coming out? That's got to be soon, right, summer.
They're a joint. They're hyping it up a lot so much.
Coming out soon. Yeah, And they said summer after the
fourth of July eleventh, July eleventh, the new Superman will

(01:33:58):
be out.

Speaker 5 (01:33:59):
Who is Superman?

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Some random guy? It's not the way less hot than
Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill, That's who I was thinking about.

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
David Corn's who the hell is that?

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Good question? Is that who I'm looking at?

Speaker 5 (01:34:13):
What's happening in the world of entertainment? Menace Well.

Speaker 11 (01:34:15):
Roseanne Barr claims that she was asked to guest star
on The Connors before it went off the air, but
as a ghost.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
I always kind of felt they they they felt like
they overreacted on that because they had this whole it
was doing really well, right.

Speaker 11 (01:34:30):
The Yeah, so yeah, at first it was Roseanne, and
then she did some tweets where she was getting into
political stuff. Then she got canceled by ABC and they
took her off the air and they renamed the show
The Connors, and it continued to do well even without her.

Speaker 5 (01:34:47):
Yeah, they killed her off with a drug overdose or something.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
She was addicted to pain people.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
But my thing is, so the everybody was really excited
about the Roseanne reboot. Yeah, and it's not Roseanne without Roseanne, right,
And so she got into the middle of all that
when the canceled culture thing was still like really popping.
Don't see that much, yeah, and that much anymore. But
you know then I kind of feel like they're like, oh,
maybe we overreacted.

Speaker 11 (01:35:13):
Yeah, well, all these companies are backtracking now, like all
this stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:35:17):
Like this could have been even bigger if we were
just like just waited it out or something.

Speaker 10 (01:35:21):
Yeah, it's always the thing, Wait two days and people
will find someone else to.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Be mad about.

Speaker 11 (01:35:27):
But she said that, she responded with I'll be bowling
all week. I'm busy. Yeah, I don't want to come
back as a ghost.

Speaker 5 (01:35:36):
I'll be bowling.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:35:39):
Alex s Cooper. She is the host of Call Her Daddy.
She was on Barsool for a very long time. She
has a docu series right now that's on Hulu called
Call Me Alex, and she reveals what actually happened between
her and our co host. So she started Call Her
Daddy with another girl named Sophia Franklin, and she explains

(01:36:00):
why she broke up with her co hosts. And she
says that they had a three year deal with Barstool
for seventy thousand dollars, but when they started doing the podcast,
they started making Barstool millions of dollars right away. So
they asked Ave Portnoy to renegotiate the contract, and Dave said,
you know what, I'm going to make you a deal
of a lifetime. If you stick around for one more year,

(01:36:23):
we will give you one hundred percent of the ownership
of Call Her Daddy and you can shop it around
after that. Well, her co host said, no, she wanted
the short term money and you want it today money.

Speaker 10 (01:36:37):
Well, you know, she bet on herself and did really realized,
Oh oh wait, so Ali said, you know what, I'll
take that deal.

Speaker 11 (01:36:45):
And then afterwards she ends up making a deal with
Sirius XM and that was worth one hundred and twenty
five million dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:36:54):
You never hear those stories. They bet on themselves and
they sucked andy, and they should have never done that.

Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:36:59):
Well, there was always a rumored that Alex Cooper actually
did all the work.

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
She first the best.

Speaker 11 (01:37:04):
Yeah right, Alex did all the recording, she did all
the producing, she did.

Speaker 2 (01:37:09):
All the editing.

Speaker 11 (01:37:09):
Wow, button press And actually check this out though, I
did watch the docu series and I actually have a
new respect for Alex Cooper because she's legit. She like
knows technically how to do everything herself. So like if
her her whole crew went away tomorrow, she she would
know how to do all the lightings, she would know
how to do all the video editing, she would know

(01:37:30):
how to do all the audio records. Well, I mean
she can do it all on her own, is what
I'm just saying. It's like, I know, for a fact,
the other chick probably cannot do any of that stuff,
But she's a millionaire.

Speaker 7 (01:37:43):
Who Alex Cooper Oh no, the other way around.

Speaker 11 (01:37:45):
Oh yeah, the other chick didn't do anything and just
walked in the studio and it's like co hosted and said,
you know what, I'm not going to take this deal.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
And just write it out. Yeah, it did not work out.
There have been many big radio shows over the years.
I'm sure you've all known at least one where there
was somebody who was like the you know whatever kind
of the the third microphone or whatever, and they're like, uh,
you know what, I could do that on my own
and they like leave this successful show and they go start.

Speaker 5 (01:38:12):
Their own show and it like it. I don't know,
I don't know of any that have ever. I take
it back, I know I know of one. I know
of one.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
There's a guy in Tampa and uh he used to
be called cow Head on this other big morning show
and Mike Calta is his name. He does well and
he's had a really big, long running successful show on
his own and he's not a good friend of Bird Chreischer's.
But uh yeah, like he was kind of like that.
He was kind of the stunt guy, right, yeah, I mean,

(01:38:41):
whatever on the.

Speaker 11 (01:38:42):
If this chick wanted to bet on herself fine, But
I think the bigger lesson here is being so obsessed
with short term money. Like, dude, he was telling you
you're going to have one hundred percent ownership to just
got it, write it out for a year, You're a
freaking moron.

Speaker 5 (01:38:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:38:57):
Like I know, like so many people within our industry
that Nickel and Dime everything, I have never said, oh
let me put down that overtime on my over on
my h my time card. Like I've never done that
my entire career. I go, I just get the job done, yep,
and work hard and then something will pay off.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
It's the idea of you chase success. You don't chase
the money. You chase the money.

Speaker 11 (01:39:20):
Every Nickel and Dimer that I have ever worked with
has never done anything anything.

Speaker 5 (01:39:25):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
They limit themselves, like he even said, give us ten
years one year.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Why those people That's also why those people don't necessarily
bet on themselves then.

Speaker 5 (01:39:36):
And Dimers, Yeah, because they know. I think they know that.

Speaker 11 (01:39:39):
They try to put in the extra effort.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Yeah, Like if it really was on them, either they
they couldn't do it, or they wouldn't want to do it.

Speaker 11 (01:39:46):
If they know, they wouldn't want to that they wouldn't
want to put in the work like Alex Cooper.

Speaker 5 (01:39:50):
Yeah, exactly, call. You know, that's what I've never listened to.

Speaker 11 (01:39:53):
I never I think you should watch the docu series
because you definitely, uh have a new respect for Also. Uh,
she was sexually harassed by her soccer coach. Well that
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
I would love that's a female female.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Oh wait so she was wait we're back she was harassed?

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
Yeah, so unwantedly.

Speaker 1 (01:40:14):
Yeah, I somehow would love that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
Yeah, because it's a lady, you know, like sexual assault
and harassment.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
I'm sure I heart harassment.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
He would love it so much. Good time for the
birthdays show. We're gonna shim, We're gonna sit. She was like,
it's shi and you know, we don't do what.

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
I'm starting with the celebrities.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
Jason Muse, Jay from Jay and Silent Bomb duo, fifty
one years old today. Marv Albert, the legendary sports caster.
He was all about biting the ladies.

Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
On their ribs.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
You remember that.

Speaker 5 (01:40:50):
I'm all for that. That was such a story when
it came out.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
Now, I don't even know if it'd be all that
shocking if there was like a celebrity that came out
that was into Come on. Marv Albert is eighty four.
Ken At Wilkinson, one of Hugh Hefner's Girls next Door.
She's forty today. Here's a throwback birthday for a throwback Thursday.
You guys remember Meredith Brooks. Oh back in ninety seven,
she had that song bit Bitch, I'm a Bitch.

Speaker 7 (01:41:15):
You know I love that song.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
She's sixty seven years old today.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
Yeah, I would have thought forty something, right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Timothy Busfield Point Dexter and Revenge of the Nerds. He
was also Danny on the West Wing. He's sixty eight.
Next year is gonna be a hell of a birthday,
Allien Timothy Simmons. Jonah Ryant on Beep is forty seven.
Kenny Wayne Shepherd, the Blues guitar Master. Oh yeah, I
love him. He married Mel Gibson's daughter. Really, he's forty eight. Look,

(01:41:43):
guess so that's a guy who I would have thought
was like seventy eight with that name. And then you
got GENTEALLYE. Harrison, the second ditzy blonde roommate. Cindy on
Three's Company.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Oh yeah, speaking of throwback, Cindy and your Porto.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Birthday to day is Liz Jorge and today's birthday girl.
She's been ridden harder than a six flags roller coaster.
That was my high school girlfriend, Geordan. Oh you'll know that.
That is that the name of what's your Tina Fey's
character on thirty Rock two lit Liz.

Speaker 5 (01:42:15):
Half Hour.

Speaker 2 (01:42:16):
Yeah, three hundred and eighty fine films, including Honk If
Your Horny Volumes one and two. She was in anal
and Betrayal Must be a law Firm. Yeah, Knocking Up
the Nanty Volume three. She was in Bottoming for the
Birthday Girl Volume one. For you band camp kids, you
might like blowing a big black clarinet. Oh wow, check

(01:42:37):
that out. And then who can forget her unforgetable role
in All Day Oral with Liz Awesome, it just goes
all day.

Speaker 5 (01:42:45):
It's a multi party.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Yeah, that is Liz Jordan, who's twenty four years old today,
and that's your born a birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and
that is a Thursday morning look at what's happening around
the world of entertainment. Buila wouldn't approve show. Well, that's
it for Thursday full show podcast. You can find us
go to the Woodieshow dot com seed bass.

Speaker 5 (01:43:08):
I know it's kind of like a preconceived conclusion.

Speaker 2 (01:43:11):
Yes he would be, but he was wondering is he
the a hole for some more apartment dramas going on?

Speaker 5 (01:43:16):
Usually he is.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
That pulls me out. Another winner for the Pretendo Snitch two.
The news headlines, all that and more on today's podcast,
Just set up the Woodieshow dot com. Tomorrow is Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
On The Woody Show, we got your Friday fail stories
d uiq one last chance to win the Pretendo Snitch two.
Some impossible trivia that whenever we can do to get
through the morning and into the weekend as quickly as possible.
We'll do it tomorrow Friday here on The Woody Show.
In the meantime, anything you want to tell us, you
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Yea Greg Gory Harding words of wisdom.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Please, Yeah, it takes two wipes to realize that you
only required one, But it only takes one wipe to
realize you're going to require ten, like, oh god, what's
happening there? My butt fallout? I know it is cool.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Like every once in a while you get that miracle
where you go in there thinking there might be a
little something and there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
The phantom.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
I just snapped it off like rip like a dog.
That's right, all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory
do it. Yeah, turncutter, doing it's job. Thank you so
much for give me the show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know, we love to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you here on Friday. Have a great day.
SMD double M. I quit this bitch.