FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 13th 2025 Podcast

Fail Stories, Mission Impossible, The DUIQ & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. All right, So today is June thirteenth,
June thirteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's the thirteenth day of the month. It is also Friday.
Today is Friday into thirteenth. We will address that coming
up a little bit later, but ladies, dumman, let's just
stay positive. Today is still a Friday year. So that's

(01:19):
the mindset we're going with. Okay, we're right, We're not
playing into it now. No, well, welcome. It is the
one show. My name is Whatdy? That is great, Gory night, Menace,
good morning, good morning, Hoodie. Happy Friday, Gina grad Happy Friday,
Sea masks Here, we got Sammy, Morgan's here, bonds here,
we got bored, we got Menji and you. It is Friday.

(01:41):
Let's get through it into the weekend together, shall yes?
And the plan to get to the morning d of
the weekend as quickly as you can. We'll include the
Friday fail stories. We'll have the duy Q as we
always do for you all the trending news headlines, all
that stuff, porn, a birthday, entertainment stuff. We'll get to that,
and mission and possible trivia. It's a one last impossible

(02:03):
trivia question for the week for your chance to win
the Pretendo Snitch two.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
All right, Well, I like how we're we're being coy
about the name of the prize, but in the name
of the game is a complete and totally yeah yeh property.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
But see, here's the thing. They don't care about it
as much as the people from Pretendo seem to care apparently. Yeah,
so in our in our promotions department, because Pretendo likes
to be uptight about that kind of stuff. Even though
we've bought all the gaming systems, we want you to
have what everybody seems to be going out of their
way to get and make it easy. I'm a man

(02:36):
of convenience and I want you to have that same convenience.
So win that today. That'll be coming up little bit
later on this morning here today on the Woody Show.
Phones like I mentioned are open at eight seven seven
forty four Woody. You can send us your text your
Friday check ins over to two to nine eight seven.
Exciting weekend plans, whatever you guy going on? Oh a
Gina is just excited to sleep.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh god, she was.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Really you say that? You told me like, oh, I've
been up for three days straight. I have not been
able to sleep. I did sleep, no sleep at all. Well,
I did take a nap for a little bit yesterday.
But last night I woke up and I was like,
oh great, I have five more hours before I have
to get up.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
And for five hours I laid there. I got up,
I went to the kitchen, I got some water.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I why would you even get up?

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Because because after two hours of sitting there, I was like,
well a little parched.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
So what's on your mind?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
I don't know what's going on?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
What's happened?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
I started going through a random list of things that that.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Hurt well in that moment, No, I mean for your
for your mind. What's going on?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
That were troubling me in that moment were things like
remember Amrosa from The Apprentice? What's her last name? And
like why are my feet always so hot when I'm
laying down?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
But why?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
I could not turn it off the most random questions,
and I didn't want to look at my phone because
I didn't want to, like you know, get in that mode.
So I just sat there wondering all night, like I
wonder what her last name is? And why are my
feet so hot? Like all night with these stupid kind
of questions.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Are you stressing about something?

Speaker 6 (04:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Do you have a big event coming up?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Well, I'm excited about the Woody Show prom.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well yeah, but I mean like that's a week away.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, no, no, I'm chill.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's almost as if this sleep schedule is awful for
a human being.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Oh no, that can't be.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
People deal, Yeah, it's just do I just think people
deal like people like you need a certain number of
hours of sleep in a twenty four hour period, right, yeah,
and you figure out how that works for you. Right,
everybody has an eight hour work day, let's say, yeah, right,
we all get the same amount of time. Nobody has
any more or any less time. Well, even if schedule,

(04:53):
I guess I'm just the same way. I don't get
why when we put the clocks, people losing our or
they freak out like it's the same way. So I
go to bed an hour early.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
And that's the thing. Even if we had a different schedule.
Maybe I have a job where I get up at
eight in the morning, I still would have a night right,
and it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Explain why you're not sleeping right for days on that
and really likes, so we know you're nuts.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Right, but like hyper focusing on like earworm songs and
like weird questions that I cannot get out of my
that's he.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Says, that's somebody who's too rested in a way.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Interesting because like you have all the don't feel that way.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Don't say you have all this energy like your your
body is storing or has all this energy and you
can't I know, like when when I'm really tired, man,
I it's everything I can to not fall as I'm the.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Other way around though. I walked home from Toyota the
other day four miles and I was like, I'm gonna
sleep good to night, up all night. So I don't know,
like when I'm over tired. Yeah, like think a thing.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
When you're ever really really really hungry and eventually the
hunger just goes away as well.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm tired is when I can't sleep totally.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
You're kind of like buzzy and you just can't turn
it off.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh and then for the little bit of sleep that
she did get, she had some weird aster like Greghead.
Greg had his weird dream. Yeah, but Greg, you'll like
this one.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
This is crazy. I've never had a dream like this
in my life. I dreamed that I got it on
hard with Charlie's theron.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
And and it's because I woke up in this like
bed with That's why I couldn't sleep, because you woke
up too horny.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Maybe she was in the middle asleep between my husband
and I and I kind of woke up, and because
he got up, and when he got up, he reached
over and grabbed her boob, and I got super pissed.
So I was like, I'm gonna show him. I'm gonna
just get it on with Charlie Sarah and that'll show
him to.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's so crazy.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
And it was like super intense.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
Wait, so was your husband watching them?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
No, he had like went to like brush his teeth.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, man, are you sleeping sitting up? I looked over there.
Menace is like someone's when someone's.

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Look is just locked down, like out there, there's so
much information to process. It's exhausting.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I'm just like, man, is menace is falling asleep right here? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yeah, I'm trying to get that dream going.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
So it was like I was like, oh, like serves him, right,
Like I'm really getting back at him.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
But what does that mean? What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Like I've never ever had a lesbian dream.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Look, there's anger involved, but then also this like sexual
test you Yeah that I'll do it better. No, Like
there's worse dreams to have.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
I'm getting back at him because he grabbed her boob.
So look what I'm going to do.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
With Oh I see weird? Uh you know, we're giving
away the pretendo snitch to well. Microsoft, they are sticking
their nose into the handheld gaming console world, and so
they have announced it's called the Ally and the Ally X.
That's a gaming console for the upcoming holiday season. I'm

(08:04):
just reading more through this. So it's through a collaborate
collaboration with Asus and Republic of Games. I'm guessing gamers
you know what that is. I don't know what that
is as a computer company, right, yeah, Okay, So that'll
allow players to enjoy Xbox games from their couch or
on the road. The official launch date, specs, price points,

(08:26):
they'll all be coming soon. But I just saw a
little just a little tiny.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Right, up about that books a lot like the hand
he held switch with you got a kind of a
bigger size screen.

Speaker 9 (08:35):
Because I saw something at best Buy that kind of
fits that description that I didn't.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Know what it was. I don't like the name. The
Ally a little weird Yeah, Ally Ally too. Uh. And
then other games we talked about, the Enhanced Games. The
World Anti Doping Agency, they're hoping that the legal minds
will step in and shut this whole idea down. They're
being transparent. So this is where they're encouraging people to

(09:03):
use performance enhancing drugs. And they're going to have all
these games, these competitions happening in Vegas next year. This
is exciting next next May. One million dollars in bonuses
have been promised to athletes who take down world record
times in the competition. So they're encouraging people who are
all juiced up to come do it.

Speaker 10 (09:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
But the Global Watchdog Group, they've reached out to authorities
hoping that they can find a little bit of legal
maneuvering paters to keep this whole thing from happening. This
is according to an article on ESPN dot com.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Do you think this is like proof of concept? Like
for down the road in the Olympics.

Speaker 9 (09:36):
Like look, yeah, yeah, look, how much more exciting, yeah exactly,
so much more bad ass it is.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah yeah, dog, that's so dumb though, because they're they're
not hiding what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Not at all.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
It's called the enhanced game enhanced game name. Yeah yeah.
And will they count as actual world records? Exactly? Oh well, here,
that is actually a good question. I guess it doesn't
have to be. Let's say there was a record set
in the Olympics where they do test for doping. But
let's just say some other dope just goes out there
and breaks a record for you know, the shot put

(10:08):
or doped up, but they don't. But did they test
to see if he was doped up? Well, the enhanced games.
They forget the enhanced games for a second. I'm saying,
just in general, let's say there's a there's a record
set for shot put. They always do.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
People have lost words Ben Johnson famously and others after
for being caught after the fact.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yes, yeah, yeah, but but it's not Guinness shows up
and they make sure that this person is not on juice. Right,
I'm just assuming you could say, like, all right, well,
I know the record for the shot put is whatever,
hover many feet they know? Okay, so what's that thing
called again with it? It's the shot is the ball
itself called the shot put? I'll probably have some stupid

(10:47):
name like stone or something. Right anyway, so yeah, the
shot went X number of feet yards whatever, you say,
I could beat that. Guinness shows up, right, and you do,
and you do it? Like do you have to then
take like a p test. I'm record, I have like
the world's largest gathering of Jared's I think you would, yeah,

(11:11):
I think you get Yeah. They say, otherwise, what does
it matter?

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Do the enhanced games?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Well I just chat gpted it and I said, does
Guinness drug test for sports records? It says no. Guinness
World Records does not typically drug test athletes.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
You can do it anyway.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
The records, they often aren't the certifying body. Guinness doesn't
want to like glom Onto, you know, the Olympic whatever,
or the you know, National blah blah blah eight seven
four wood.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
In fact, that much in the word morons is pretty good.
Show love. We are into anto the new hour insensitivity, trading, trade,
politically correct world. It is Friday morning, Yeah, it's June thirteenth,
twenty twenty five. My name is Weddy. That's great gory
Hei menace, Good morning, good morning, grand morning. Sea Bass

(12:00):
is here. We got Sammy. We got the phones open
at eight seven seven Friday. Check ins on the text
over to two to nine eighty seven. Check in with us,
tell us who you are, and then where around town.
You're listening to the Woode Show this morning? Anything anyone
you'd like to have us mentioned, Exciting weekend plans, whatever
it is. Text on over. We got impossible Trivia one

(12:23):
last pretendo snitch to give away the one that I
had ordered. I told you the first one that it worned. Yeah,
it arrives on Monday. Nice, we'll have that in house
on Monday, and then everybody else who won Tuesday through
today you'll be getting those right after the fact. So
they're on their way. They're on their way. But your
chance to win with Impossible Trivia that's coming up this hour.

(12:47):
Here's a fail and the failed stories. Of course, so
I had somebody else normally because I've been doing all
this stuff, like when it comes to the schedule each day, Yeah,
you know, copy of the schedule. Make sure everybody gets
a copy of this game sedule, some you know, tedious
kind of stuff that I was doing. I finally delegated
that and gave it to somebody else to do it. Yes,
and then the the copy that I got of the

(13:08):
schedule the staples, Greg, was it your liking, let me
see it, don't put it on me. I already redid it.
I care as much as it was down here and crooked, Yeah,
I was like it was. It was all the way down.

(13:28):
I would say, a good inch inch and a half
from the top corner of the left corner toward the center,
like who's staples?

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Things like that, like an animal's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I'm gonna have to do some training on how to
stay right.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
It's important.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
You know.

Speaker 9 (13:45):
It's so funny that you say that, because we had
our meeting yesterday and I stapled a bunch of things
together for you, like I printed out. Yeah, when I
first stabled it, I'm like, oh, what he's not going
to like how I stapled this?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
So I reached it's O C D. Man, you know,
it's called right angles. It's not difficult. And when I
was doing the schedule stapling, like you guys saw, it
was all very uniform. A machine did it. And you
know because the machine did do it. Yes, because you
can set the copier that you don't have to have
things presented like an animal.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
To figure out how to do that.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
I've never done that either.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
There's a grouping. It's this group staple top left and
eight copies staple top left, color start and it spits
it out and it staples them all nice and pretty
in the top. Yeah, I mean not difficult. Yeah, I mean,
we can be disgusting, but let's be presentable and the
things that Mega fail. Time for your Friday Fail stories,

(15:26):
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, It's time for your
Friday fans. Sorry, all these people fact you had the
perfect plan, the plant that could ever go wrong with it.
Somewhere along the line, I went from being a great
idea to one big steak in Mega uber Ultra. All right, okay,

(16:00):
not that, Oh you know I thought that they sound good.
My ears, you guys. I'll start with this story. This
one's from New Jersey. These two eighteen year old idiots,
a guy and the girl, decided to get into the
spirit of Fourth July little early by literally firing a
flare gun inside a house they fired the flare. It

(16:23):
sent the curtains of the living room window up in flames.
The fire was out by the time the cops and
the fire crew showed up, but the two idiots were
officially charged with aggravated arson and possessing a weapon for
an unlawful purpose.

Speaker 9 (16:36):
That'll learn them sailed someone ground although they're eighteen. Ye
are you Jones in for some fireworks? Because I already
saw some people buying some online.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, I'm oh, I don't know Jones and I want
to go buy some. We do it every year, so
we're always with my dad on Fourth of July and
we go into West Virginia because where my dad in
Washington County, Pennsylvania. It's about a thirty minute drive to
this big I forget the name of the place. It's
this giant I think a year round like warehouse type

(17:07):
of place. Huh. Just every firework you can imagine. It's incredible.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
It was so fun.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
And then we get those. I spend a ton of
money and we bring him back and you know, we
we fire them. Much fun they are. They are a
lot of fun. I understand why people are very nervous
about them and you know, you could definitely do some
damage and you've got to be smart.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
And yeah, don't lose a finger.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
It sucks. I'm gonna be in Britain and I don't
think they celebrate. No, they don't celebrate. I've been in
Mexico at a resort for the July.

Speaker 9 (17:39):
Dude, they go hammer de celebrate single to my own. Yeah, dude,
I had one metrics day. I had one of the
best with the July is in Mexico. Yeah, rules, I.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Am chosen to fire a flair gum though. That would
be fun.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
That would be kind of fun. That'd be just just
to dry it out. Next up a story about this
forty one year old guy from Seattle. His name is
Alex and he is a ski mountain which I had
to look up. What the hell is a ski mountaineer.
It's someone who combines mountaineering, so climbing mountains with backcountry
skiing and snowboarding. You've seen those guys boring. It's insane,

(18:13):
Like it's because these are not you know, meant for this. Yeah,
these are not ski trails. Yeah, you just go find
a place and then go ski or snowboarding. But it
sounds like cross country skiing boring. No, it's not that
kind of skiing. It's downhill. Yeah, you're hiking up and
then like trail for you to like going off cliffs
and stuff. It's crazy. Cross country skiing is hellim boring.

(18:36):
It's basically walking. Yeah, but you feel like so you
hike up or you climb up some gnarly often high
altitude terrain. Sometimes you got to use like ice axes
and ropes and whatever, and then you ski back down. No,
thank you for that. Anyway. He was part of this
three person team. They climbed up Mount McKinley, a notoriously

(18:57):
sketchy spot called Squirrel Point Alex and roped up. He
ended up following three thousand feet down a glacier.

Speaker 10 (19:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
His teammates couldn't see or hear him after the fall.
They had to hike down to help him. High wind
snow made of things really tough, and they finally found
him very dead.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Yeah, three thousands feet Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
If you're planning to scale the tallest mountain in North America,
maybe don't do it. Unroped. I mean a guy in
Vermont issuing the local newspaper because they didn't cover his
kids high school basketball games. The suit claims the paper
ignored the schools outside of a certain county and then

(19:37):
doing so ruined his kids college prospects. Hey, if you
really cared, you would have moved. You would have moved
into the districts that they were covering if you thought
that that was what was gonna really set them over
the top. I know people who have done that are
college scouts reading the local paper. He also claims the
lack of coverage gave him the dad stress, anxiety, stomach problems,

(20:00):
and panic attacks. Yeah. Yeah, the judge shut the suit down.
On top of that, the dad used fake citations and
made up quotes in the court filings. So now there's
going to be hearing to see if he gets sanctioned
for that sales dude, My son was friends with this
this one kid, and they both worked at the amusement

(20:21):
park together. And the way that works is if you're
late or there's other things, you get it. It's a
point system. So if you if you call out last minute,
that's X number of points and you can't get any
more than X number of points before they just let
you go.

Speaker 10 (20:36):
OK.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
So this kid ended up getting twenty five points, which
is not good like total he had twenty five. Yeah,
and I forget what the reason was for and it
was his own fault, right. So the dad shows up
to the HR office and is yelling at them about
how his son has these points. Oh my god, this

(20:58):
is my son's friend. I go, don't ever expect that
from me. Man, You're never getting that.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
Kind of service out of that. Just to make you clear, dude,
how embarrassing. Also we've written the embarrassing how like parents
are showing up job interviews, job interviews.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
What is happening? I'd be so embarrassed. I don't even
want my parents visiting me at work. Way get out.
And then uh, like teachers dealing with parents that the
kids get in trouble at school. Yeah, and then the
parents go to the school and bitch at them and
the teachers because they're kids in trouble. How is that?

(21:36):
What is going on? I don't understand. It's got to
be a generational.

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Let him grow, Because if I had that many points,
my dad would say, good, I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You got fired, or like I got in trouble in school,
Like I'm always in the wrong no matter what. And
one of my favorite stories of the week. It's about
this guy named John Robinson. He was late for his
flight from Detroit to Los Angeles, so he called in
a bomb threat. A guy like this, guess the airline

(22:09):
cutter airlines, I don't know, emirates, what kind of guy?
What kind of guy calls it a bomb threat because
he's late? Spirit in the spirit they say, stereotypes aren't true.
The plane hadn't left yet, so he took everybody off

(22:29):
the plane. They interviewed them, screened everybody again, had to
go through. Six hours later, the plane finally leave, please say.
They easily tracked the call back to him, using you know,
phone records and stuff, and he was arrested because he
showed up at the airport later that day to take
a different flight. Idiot, So why, I don't understand. If

(22:51):
you if you're already planning to take a different flight
because you were late, why the bomb threat? It's great.
They asked him the same question, and he admitted to
making a call, but he had hope that the delay
would be long enough for him to make it.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
Oh six hours, not enough, So he.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Was arrested, taken to failed jail. What a dumbest you
lack logic, right, I mean, you know Spirit Airline customer,
although I am a Spirit Airline customer.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Well, yeah, you guys love Spirit.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I have no problem with Spirit. They have always been wonderful.
I've had nothing but good experiences. I've not witnessed any
kind of behavior like we get to hear and report
on I went there. Yeah, it's like, yes, if you
want to go to dinner, you can go to any restaurant.
If you want dinner and a show, you go to
Benny Hannah. You go to all these places where they're
cooking in front of you. Like, Okay, you want to
fly somewhere, Yeah, sure you fly Delta, you fly Southwest

(23:40):
or whatever other airline. That's fine. You want flight and
a show. Yeah Spirit, you book Spirit, although apparently you're
not guaranteed the show. So I thought I thought you
were getting pretty much a guaranteed show. And you want
a lovely experience. Big seats up front, big seats up front,
That is the love that is the difference. Admittedly, admittedly
I've never flown just the regular standard seat many times Spirit,

(24:04):
I've not done that. I might not fit, you might
not like it. But the big seat up front is not.
I mean, dude, way cheaper than any other airline with
any kind of like premium seating or you know space,
right leg room, and you can buy the many pringles.
They're so good.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
Also, we they have the seat bid. So let's say,
oh I don't want to, you know, get the big
seats up front and like pay full price. You can
do the seat bid online and to say, I'll pay
an extra like ten dollars and if that seat doesn't
get filled, then you get the big seat up front
for ten bucks.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
There you go. You guys love spirit, Yeah, issue with them?
Whatso don't be scared. It's my point.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Yeah, I've flowed it many times. I just haven't been
in the seats.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
We're gonna take a quick break. Impossible trivia is coming
up next, if you want to, if you want to
call and try to win the pre tendo snitch to
our last one. That's it, our last pretendo snitch two
eight seven seven forty four. Woody looking over the the
potential impossible trivia questions. I'm gonna let Menace pick one today. Okay,

(25:14):
I don't want this responsibility. Yeah, it'll be the first
person with the right answer. We'll do that coming up
next here the Woodie Show Call now eight seven seven show.
So we got some impossible trivia and the prize that
you're trying to win, the Pretendo snitch. Two. Yep, we

(25:38):
can't call what it is. It's the most popular gaming
system being sold right now. You know what it is.
You know exactly what it is. But because of the
trademarks and everything else, even though we've bought them, we're
not allowed to mention the name. And but makes sense, stupid.
I don't pretend to understand. I also don't pretend to care.
Let's just give them away so you can get what

(25:58):
you want from your friends. One to show phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. What it's the person
with the correct answer, the first person with the correct answer,
who will win? And I'm kind of curios because I
let Menace pick out the question that we want to
go with. Yes, in fact, everybody jam out to licking
like lett like a party limb biscuit here for a

(26:19):
second while I ask him as a question off the air.
Hold up, yeah, yeah, I mean I don't know, because
then I think it might be pretty easy. Really yeah, yeah,
then that makes it too eight seven seven four Woodie
the question you guys ready, Yes, this is the most

(26:41):
common thing people get shamed for ordering at a bar. Oh,
all right, shamed for Yeah, this is the most common
thing people get shamed for ordering at a bar.

Speaker 11 (26:55):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
What is it? Eight seven seven forty four? Or Woody.
Let's go to uh Nira here first? Hey, good morning, Nira,
Good morning Friday. All right, so impossible, trivia. What is
the most common thing people get shamed for ordering at
a bar? Has to be like a fruity drink or

(27:18):
something like that. So I'm gonna go for apple teena
an apple is incorrect? All right, thank you, Nira. Let's
go to Nick. Hey, good morning, Nick. Morning. All right,
So what's the most common thing that people get shamed
for ordering at a bar? Water? Water is a guess

(27:40):
it is? It is not water? So we watch. Yeah,
let's go to Kathy. Hey, good morning, Kathy. How are you? Yeah?
Good morning? Good Long Island ice tea? As ye, Long
Island Iced tea? Is that a shameful drink?

Speaker 6 (27:56):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I'll give you props. I don't know if I've ever
had one.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Although I've put everything in it.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
That's what got kicked me. Out of that red lobster.
All right, that is incorrect, Kathy, but you call I
appreciate you listening. Say hi to Relpae. Good morning. All right,
So the question impossible trivia for the pretendo snitch. Two.
What is the most common thing people get chamed for
ordering at a bar. I'm gonna go with club soda.

(28:27):
Club soda is correct? How about Ryan? Hey, good morning, Ryan,
Good morning show, Good morning. This is the most common
thing people get shamed for ordering at a bar. What
is it? I'm gonna go a sex on the beach?
Sex on the beach? What all goes into a sex

(28:48):
on the beach? I forget orange juice? Is it like
a Malibu rum? I love? I think so.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
It's kind of like a long island. I see there's
a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
Yeah, yeah, sex on the beach because vodka, peach schnapps,
cranberry juice, orange juice.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Okay, wow, I do like some peach schnops.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
It's pretty good, all right, But yeah, sex and the beach.
What a great word snop snops?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, and yeah it does sound like almost kind of
sounds like I don't know shops.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Well, it's like Seinfeld when Elaine gets drunk. How did
this happen?

Speaker 9 (29:24):
He snapped me every like Skeev Stoner that I know
that like drank. They always had like schnops on them.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Okay, so Malibu rum was like Beginner's alcohol, any kind
of like peppermint schnops like rumblemnts.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I got matt ripped on rumble Min's. I was like
twenty years old, and people kept giving me shots of
rumpelments and oh my god, I don't think I've ever
been so sick. Well, actually no, I was sicker than
that one time. That was off of graand Monier giving
you this because if we were at some club I

(30:03):
was doing like a radio event, and then they kept
bringing me this drink that had Graham and oh man,
was that gross.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
I always think of those disgusting chocolates that have liquor in.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
It that I let's say hi to uh Oscary, Good morning,
Oscar Morning Show. I want to say maybe a Shirley Temple. Sure,
that's a good guess. Incorrect. My kids love ordering those.
We go to like a nice restaurant. At a restaurant,
you feel so fancy. They want to They want to

(30:33):
fit in they only make these at restaurant exactly. Yeah,
I'm seeing there's a couple of people on the text
with the correct answer. Interesting, let's go to uh Wendy
he good morning, Wendy, good morning, good morning. All right,
so this is the most common thing people get chained
for ordering at a bar.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
What is it?

Speaker 12 (30:53):
Okay, Maori sour?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Fantastic. But yeah, that's that's another like beginner's cocktail. Yeah
it is, that's what you would order.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Do you want to know the list so far of
what people have suggested?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Please?

Speaker 5 (31:10):
All right? We have Apple, teeny, water Long Island, Iced Tea, Club, Soda,
Sex on the Beach, Shirley Temple, and Midori Sour. All
good guesses.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
These are good guesses. Let's go to uh Joey. Good morning,
joe Joey, Good morning. Proven to be way harder than
I initially thought it was going to be. I thought
we were going to get somebody right away, especially after
I clarify with men as how we wanted to run this.

Speaker 13 (31:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, and so far nobody's mentioned Joey. What was your guess? Tonic? Yeah,
that's a that's a classic. That's a rough drink. That's
a classic. With Joey. That is not the answer that
we're looking for. Uh, let's go to will Hey Good morning,
Will Hey morning, good morning. All right, So this is

(31:56):
the most common thing people get shamed for ordering at
a bar.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Frozen drinks? Frozen drink? Maybe something in a content? Yeah,
maybe like like Medica orders all the time. Yeah, I
tell you, if there's a bar they offer a drink
that's served in a piece of hollowed out fruit, you
never believe that menace is going to be all over
all over it. Yeah, all right, so frozen drink? Is
that the correct answer? All right? Well, congratulations, my friend,

(32:30):
you got yourself the pretendo switch to. Yeah, that's great, awesome,
it's a super in demand right now. Everybody's having a
hard time again. But you've won it from the Woodies show.
Will congratulations, Herbert, greatest show to win it bro for sure, Man,
you already won the project.

Speaker 7 (32:47):
I got to that.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
All right, we'll hang on one second. We'll get all
of your information, and congratulations to all of our winners
this week who have gotten themselves the Pretendo snitch to.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
It's been our pleasure to make a dream come true
for you. The number one drink that we shame people
for ordering when I worked out of bar was an old.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Fashioned, an old fashion. Yeah, it's difficult to me. So
many things you have to do to make at Yeah.
Next week, well have some more prizes for you to
win here on the Woodies Show. We'll we'll give you
a chance to win. I mean we we always do that.
We have the Duyq for example, that's still coming up
this morning. It's another chance to win. But we're always
hooking up. Yeah, because we're looking out for you. Eight

(33:29):
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(33:50):
over to two to nine eighty seven. Tell us what's good.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
What's good is I found a new pet product at Target. Everybody, hell,
don't want to share it with you now. I get
pup cups all the time. On to go to Starbucks
my dogs. You know it's whipped cream, but they're selling
pup cups like canisters. Now at Target, and there's two
flavors that I know of. It's one is bacon and
one is peanut butter, and I bought the peanut butter

(34:15):
flavor for my dogs.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Looks like a bacon or peanut butter foam like.

Speaker 9 (34:19):
Yeah, just like it's refrigerated and it's with the whipped cream,
which I think somebody's gonna make a mistake at Target
because it's right next to where you buy whipped cream.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
But it's only for pets and it says on the
label not for human consumption. Wait, so it's not in
the pets section. No, because they have the fresh food,
the stuff that is refrigerating, you have the milk, and
then you have the whip creams pup Cup on it.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Can we try it?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Well, they do have in the freezer section where all
the ice cream is, they do have the dog ice cream.

Speaker 9 (34:53):
So I'm on the pup Cup website right now now
a sponsor should be. It looks like they have chicken
flavor and pumpkin flavors.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Pro tip for the pups. Oh yeah, that reminders the
ice cream things are called frosty paws. That's cute. Yeah, yeah,
these a little like ice cream cups, GINI grad let's
go with you.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
I gotta say, what do you have inspired me? I've
been watching your.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Journey with the journey, pilot's journey.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
It's inspired me not to do what you're doing because
f that. But I've been meaning to go back to
the gun range forever. I used to love going to
the gun range. I was a member of two gun clubs,
and I just totally gave it up. I think I'm
gonna start going back now and like take it more
seriously again. All right, So thank you for you know,
leading the charge inspiration when.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
It comes to like hobbies. Yes, do you own guns?

Speaker 11 (35:39):
I do?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
What do you own?

Speaker 5 (35:40):
I own a twenty two Ruger and lefties?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah? What is it? What is that? For those of
us who don't know, it's a handgun? Gun kind of
looks like Han Solo's blaster a little bit. Bruger's always
have that kind of look here I'll bring up oh wow, yeah,
it's like what you see and like, uh, European films
is yea yeah, like James Bond. Yeah, I'm not sure
what James Bond had. Greg. You like going the gun range?

(36:07):
I love it? And you've got a gun now I
do smith and yeah, let's go shoot stuff. Let's shoot.
I'll bring my gun. You got a gun. I got
a gun like Jipperzetti on a boardwalk Empire. I got
a gun. Yeah, he got a gun. Everybody got guns.

(36:27):
Let's go to range eight? Would asking on the text
where did you go? Here? We go? Five? Six, two? Hey,
what do you show? What time should I get to
the prom next Saturday? To make sure I'll be able
to get in? You'll be able to get in the
space that we have at Marongo is this big, giant
ballroom huge. If we had so many people that they

(36:49):
showed up and they couldn't get in, I will eat
my own footing. It's such a big space. I can't imagine.
And I'm not expecting nobody to show up, I'm saying,
but I can't imagine we would be to capacity in
that room a lot of people. Yea, unless it was
like the Rolling Stones are going to be performing for free,

(37:14):
maybe then maybe, But I mean, you know, it's a
big space. Yeah, it's a really big space. So the
official time for the prom next weekend's next Saturday, not tomorrow,
Next Saturday, June twenty first, at Marongo what do you
show prom? Seven pm to eleven pm. Those are the
official hours. Feel free to show up earlier and enjoy
some of the things there at Marongo, stay later, gamble

(37:36):
a little bit, you know, make a make a whole
thing out of it. Check out the marketplace for sure,
ye get a little, get a little food, maybe some
pre gaming that big kind of like center bar area.
Love that place. Yeah, hang out, have some drinks there
before the official prom gets underway. But it's next Saturday
seven pm to eleven pm. You can get all the details.
Go to party with Woody dot com. Spatismatic's gonna be

(37:56):
playing DJ Scotty Fox and we spending plenty of prize.
But it's gonna be all hanging. It's gonna be funny.
Prom's the theme, but it's just a Woody Show throwdown
like always. I've given you guys a chance, the wood Show.
I know it's Friday and everything. But the two big

(38:17):
news headlines this morning Israel dropping the hammer on Iran.
Yeah right, they said about two hundred fighter jets in
there last night. Took out a bunch of targets and
some of Iran's highest ranking military muckety MUCKs. So Israel
says that they're they're targeting facilities involved with Iran's nuclear program,
and it's really not everybody's saying is it's not a

(38:39):
question of if Iran is going to respond, it's just
a matter of when and how. So that should be fun. Yeah,
good times. And the plane that crashed in India, the
plane crashed into that medical college, so five people were
killed on the ground there, fifty others were injured. Everybody
on the plane died except for that one dude. It's

(39:00):
crazy seat eleven A. They talk about survivors guild. Yeah, right,
we've talked about that too. I don't know if I
would have served. Well, he was traveling with his brother.
If you're a single traveler, yeah, you feel bad for
everybody else, but I man, you got to feel super lucky.

Speaker 13 (39:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Is that the lucky seat? Is everyone get asked for
that now?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Eleven a? Yeah, he somehow walked away. They're not sure
what caused to crash out. However, one of the black
boxes was recovered. The guy who survived that there was
a loud noise right before the plane fell out of
the sky. There are also reports coming out saying how
the same plane was grounded at some point last year
due to major technical issues.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
In fact, there was a guy, a passenger who flew
on that same plane, I think in the last handful
of days or so, who had posted video from the
flight because he was complaining how nothing on the plane
was working, like none of the reading likes the air
vent things, the TVs like nothing. Here's a little clip
of that. By the way, warning fun accent ahead, just

(40:02):
say you know you're almost about the text. See this
ac is not on.

Speaker 13 (40:09):
And as usual here TV screens are also not working.
Neither this but for calling the Kevin Grim. Nothing is
working things not even the light is.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Working, the light, the car button, the TV just not
hating his play work. Nothing works here. I've been here
for seven years. Nothing works here. Yeah, I was talking
to some of my aviation friends and because the video
that came out where you saw it, it looked the

(40:39):
ass of it was dragging. Seems to be a thought
there could be some weight and balance issue. There's a
billion different things that it could be. But how old
was the plane? The streamliners are not old. Those are
not old by any seven eighty seven dreamliners. Those things
are massive. In fact that each engine on that plane.
And I had to look up make sure, but I'm

(41:01):
ninety nine percent sure I have the right plane here.
Each engine on one of those Dreamliners and there's four right,
is the diameter. It's a larger diameter of the engine
than the entire fuselage of a Southwest Jet.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Oh damn.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
So really each engine is wider than the fuselage of
a Southwest jet?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Is this thing like middle rows?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Like? It's huge? Those Dreamliners are big. Damn. Been one
of those jets that has two stories. No, when they
had back in the day, they had one that had
like a disco on top. Yeah, it was a lounge basically.
The Oilers went into the second period of Game four
of the Stanley Cup Final last night they were down,

(41:43):
but then they came back. Edmonton got four unanswered goals
and then they got the lead and it went into
overtime again. This is the third game that's gone in
the overtime in this series. So if you're a hockey fan,
it's it's exciting hockey to watch. I don't want to
see the Oilers win, but they did last night. So
now the series is tied up two games apiece. Game

(42:04):
five is tomorrow night.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
In Edmonton when it's your team in the playoffs and
you're in overtime, can't even sit down borderline crying.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yeah, hey, board, don't even update the stupid computer keeps
giving me that dinging.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's a Windows update, and I'm always worried
about doing it because it seems like every time I
do the Windows update on any of his computers it
takes hours. We're damn near off the air.

Speaker 14 (42:24):
Yeah yeah, I mean possibly, It depends on if it's
a system update or if it's a company update, speaking
of which I.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Got software changes are required. It department requires changes in
the software in.

Speaker 14 (42:36):
The coat, So that could be a corporate update. Which
do you remember our drives going down? Yeah, a couple
months ago. So I found out that was actually a
corporate update, oh that they pushed out, and our local
IT guy sent an email saying, Hey, the next time
you do this, can you please give me an fing
heads up because I just had all my shows losing
the drives.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah. He got reported to HR for sending that email.
Stop it.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
We're trying to protect.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Yeah, we got screwed on that. Oh yeah, yeah, we
couldn't access where we have all the files for Yeah, yeah,
exact d YQ or whatever we're doing.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
No, yeah, we're trying to protect the shows, so.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Take the notifications off the air. I guess that'd be
nice when I get reported the HR if I asked
them to do that. Probably. Probably there's been a lot
of windows updates. Eight seven seven forty four Woodie set
us a text Friday check in, Who are you? Where
around town? Are you listening this morning? What you got
going on this weekend? Whatever it is? You can text

(43:34):
it over to to nine eighty seven. More Woody shows next?
Are you all in the Woody Show? Delicious almonds? Oh?

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Yeah, I know feels amazing, but yeah, I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
And as we get underway here on a new hour
on a Friday morning, Yeah, in sensitivity training, freight, politically
correct world, I'm Woody. That's great, gory I would menace
is here? What is up? We got Ginagrad? Good morning,
there's Sammy Morny sea mask, Good morning and happy Friday
to you. He is going to run us through a
round of the d u i Q. If you'd like

(44:23):
to play, give us a call right now. Eight seven
seven forty four, Woody is the number. That's eight seven
seven forty four, Woody, if you want to play the
d uy q, We're gonna do that here in just
a second, so make it quick with the calls dial. Yeah,
let's get your let's get you lined up. It is
Friday the thirteenth, the day you get to blame everything
on bad luck. Okay, and even if you don't believe

(44:46):
in all the superstition stuff, uh, they say, it can
legit mess with your head. So like when something goes
sideways today, big or small, it gets blamed on it
being an unlucky day and not on the real reason
that it happened. Like the term for it in psychology
is illusory or illusory correlation. So the tendency to make

(45:11):
connections between unrelated things or events part of.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
My argument against all the jackasss to say, well, like
if astrology or numerology or crystals or whatever makes you
feel better, just do it.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
No, no, no, it's distracting from the real problems. Yeah.
I understand that too. I see both sides on that.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
Life is distracting from real problems.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
My mom really believes that this acupuncture stuff is working
for her, and she is at the end of her
rope with all the stuff that she's gone through with
the hip replacement, the complications from that. Haven't have the
hip replacement redone, then they're being an issue with that
and it's been years and so she's feeling some relief
from the acupunction now, whether that is real or perceived.

(45:54):
If she feels it's working, I go, that's great, mom.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Yeah, yeah, but haven't they done studies where like placebos
really do reject herself.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, now she's also but she's also going to the
doctors and doing all the other stuff too. It's not
like she's just solely relying on the.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Right like jobs. With his fruititarian diet, they can't yeh.
He died real fast from pancrea.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
And if you're doing the supposed to, then go ahead
do the occupanttion.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Non nondoluis the old MTV VJ who just died. She
still like red light therapy and everything else for this cancer.
It's like, man or save your time and your money. Yeah,
has your mom tried weed? You? Like?

Speaker 9 (46:29):
I can't see that'll be the day I know, because
I was like, way, yeah she did, have you like
have certain cereals back in the day.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yeah, there's no way she would do that. I don't. Yeah,
I can't see. Do you think your mom's ever smoked weed? Greg?
My mom? I met your mom, so no, I don't
room with no way.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
And when my dad was visiting us one time and
our neighbor was a mega pothead. He smoked pot twenty
four to seven. You would have loved him menace. And
my dad was in the backyard and I said, oh,
neighbors smoking pot again, And then he said, oh, is
that what that smells like? I always thought pot smelled sweet.
He had no idea what he'd even smelled. I guarantee
you they never I don't.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Think they have.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
But once it became legal, like for so many people,
it didn't matter because my mom was like, here, try
these gummies. I'm like, who are you?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
They're going hard as they should be, Greg, You know,
it would be hilarious to get your mom and my
mom together and get them high. Oh my god, smell
them out. It would be the best.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
I'm high.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I'm so hungry now. I would hate to watch. Can
you imagine your mom and my mom getting baked so
goody goody? What would they talk about? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
I'm proud.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Let's have a luncheon. I think I've probably seen my
mom drink wine like twice my entire life with me
for the longest time, I never heard my mom. Get
think you've said I've never heard my mom swear. I
don't think I ever have. Oh, I do now a lot,
and gone back to her being at the end of
her rope and being really frustrated, and you know, these
years of her life that she would otherwise have, you know,

(48:12):
like a you know, these are these are the good
years where you're still mobile and you can do things
you should be able to, and that she's really pissed.
So I get it. But oh man, she throws around
that F word. It's pretty fun.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
I like that either of your moms or any of
your moms say blank in or blankety hate when my
mom does that.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I don't like when when adults say like around other adults.
I don't like that either say it or don't do
it at all. Like if you say F word to
an adult or even people know what that is, so
you might as well just said it. Yeah, we get it,
because you intend exactly. It works to certain words. Yeah,

(48:50):
Steve asked a good question, because your mom is it
works with all words, super hippy dippy. Do you think
she she went to the original devils, She went to
the original wood, So I think that.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
She's a major streaker.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I think it works with all words because I'm sure
you're thinking of one word, in particular, the N word. Yeah, okay,
So let's take the N word as an example here, right, No, Like,
if you're gonna say, you know how you use it,
I'm you know, okay, for the sake of the example,
is it in context? Are you are you referencing? Yeah,
so for the sake of the example, okay, Like, well,

(49:29):
this N word said to me blah blah blah blah blah,
you might as well have just said it. Well at
that point, sure you see, if that's the context, if
that's who you are, right, But I'm saying you might
as well have just said it, Like you didn't save
yourself anything by saying N word because you just right,
you just said it. Yeah, you just said it.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
So I think it works for all words. But I
guess what you're saying. Is you're saying is I'll adults
will say the F word like, oh, that's that's this fing?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Like Greg is such an fing? Yeah? R And some guy,
awesome man, somebody. I assure it, certainly.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
But if in context, if you're saying men has called
me the F word, that's different, right, But I would
never do that, you.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Might as well don't even bring it up. He swore
at me. But like you saying, for you, you just
the mystery is gone, Like everybody knows exactly what, so
you might as well just say.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
You're saying it while also excusing yourself.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Correct. Do you hate it when an adults say freaking yes?
I hate him on adults slipping. I hate it when
adults are so used to speaking to their kids they
can't turn it off when they're talking to other adults.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Okay, my sister she's better now. The breeder, she's better now,
but she's like, does anybody need to go potty like
talking to adults before we leave the restaurant? Does anybody
need to go talking to my parents and me? And right? Yeah?
Like uh I just yeah, sippy yeah, like nah.

Speaker 7 (51:07):
I hate it when people say put them down, like
make your kid take a nap. I put them down
at June.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
You do now you put animals down? Yeah? Well, we've
had somebody lined up, I guess on the d U
i Q. Let's do it after the break. Okay, we
got on a tangent as we do now. Our mom
smoke weed. That would tell you, man, that would be fun.
It would never be blockbuster. But what if they start

(51:36):
smoking weed and it's one of those one thing leads
to become lesbian and my mom started lesson out there's
anything I didn't know marijuana made me make out with you?
That'll be crazy. You guys, Yeah, they get married now
I know you're like lesbians, Greg, that's something you want

(51:58):
that yeah, eight seven seven forty four Wood Joey, he's
he's lined up here a Joey, hang on one second, man,
how's everything going for you? The good you have? Can
you hang on? Do you have time? I do have time. Okay,
let us take the break and then uh and then
we'll come back. You're gonna be our contestant for the
d U y Q. Tellyway, he's been a very patient boy.

(52:23):
Welcome Joey and Hi Joey, Joey. Hello, Alrighty, it's it's
time and you know what, let's do it, uh, just
for funzies, because you waited so long on hold, I'm
not gonna give you the prize anyway. So yeah, I'm
feeling Friday like that. You know, he waited forever. I
know those breaks are long. Yeah, he's got he's got

(52:45):
stuff to do. I'm sure what are you doing today? Currently?
I am in the Marine Corps. So that's about as
much as I can give you. Even happier about my decision.
All right, Well, Joey, you're gonna play the duyq seabask's
playing the way the game works.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Everybody, please, I find someone very drunk, and I ask
them very easy trivia questions, and so that is the
game is guessing whether the drunk person is so drunk
so they won't know the answer to trivia questions that
you listen to these, you're like, what's of course? So
if you can guess with it, they know two times
out of.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Three, you win. All right, So we have a menace
and Sammy who will be stone cold sober at least,
I think guessing on these answers. Well, but Joe you're
just trying to guess for our drunk. Now, before we
get to those questions that match for our matter for
the prize, we're gonna get to know and see just
how whether this person is or not? And who is

(53:37):
this drunk? Person? Is Nikita and.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
She is as you're about to hear an island girl
in visiting, and she has I don't know because of that,
are just in general a great sense about men.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
All right, here's Nikita. Well, I've been drinking jack and
I had to have like a jacks, which is a
quilivalent too, like three jacks.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
In the Bahamas.

Speaker 11 (54:01):
Oh, they're stronger in the Bamas, Yes of course, sure, yeah,
did you just touch my wiener?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Sure I can touch.

Speaker 8 (54:14):
Whatever I look aside from the Bahamas.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
That night, whatever I want, because I'm from the Bahamas.
She's trying to get out that island. The reason, by
the way, the drinks are not stronger at the resorts
I go to. I feel like they water them down.
Really well, Joey, that is our friend Nikita. You're guessing
whether she will know the answer. If you got to
get two out of three you wanted to win. We
got question number one here, d.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
U i Q.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
A billion is a one with how many zeros after it?
All right? A billion B is one with how many
zeros after it? Do we think they're gonna know it?
I think they can figure it out over scratch paper.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
You're working it out on ye, say Nikita.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
No because she does not have scratch paper. But I
would hope that Sammy and Menace would both be able
to do that. So I'll say yes and yes and
then no for Nikita same.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
I don't think she has scratch paper on her, So
noe Nikita, and yes to Sammy and Menace.

Speaker 7 (55:12):
All right, Greg Gory, I would hope scratch paper is
a non issue when you ask an adult that question.
But oh Greg, I'm saying yes to Menace, yes to Sammy,
no to Nikita.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
All right. Uh, Menace, do you think that she's gonna
know it? Heck no? What about you? Sammy?

Speaker 6 (55:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Joey yes or no?

Speaker 10 (55:31):
No?

Speaker 5 (55:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Question number one for the d u i Q, A
billion is a one with how many zeros after it? Menace?
It's just for reference to scratch paper. Nine nine, Sammy,
nine nine is the answer? Nice? All right? So one
and then nine zeros afterwards that would be one billion,

(55:53):
which you'll find ass's month. All right, So let's see,
Joe will you be on the board with your first
point here in the d y Q. He guesses that
she won't get it. Let's see if you're right. A
billion is a one with how many zeros after it? Well,
a mallion is six, so I'm gonna say seven. And
what would you do with a billion dollars? I will you?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Let me just say it could be accomplished for much
less money? Wow, like no money, like negative money.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Was she a good looking lady?

Speaker 13 (56:28):
You know she?

Speaker 14 (56:28):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
For her age?

Speaker 15 (56:30):
Oh, doing quite well? Okay for her age, you can
hear it. Oh, just think about all that experience, right,
teach you something? Yeah, I mean what else is there
to do on the island. Congratulations, Joey, that's a good son.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
You're on the board. First point here in this round
of the d uy Q. Question number two, how many
letters are there in the English alphabet? All right, you
also have scratch paper?

Speaker 7 (56:53):
Right?

Speaker 1 (56:53):
No?

Speaker 5 (56:53):
No, everybody put their pens and pencils down.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah, no, you got no right in this one.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Sammy looks like she's really thinking hard. Yeah, tell me
your brain is in idol. Put your fingers up.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
No, fingers don't count.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
She's clicking her teeth.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
All right, I already wrote it down.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
She looked like she was still figuring out. Yeah, okay,
let's see I would say, man, I'm gonna go yes
for everybody. You're even Nikita. Yeah, I mean you know what.
I'm going to join you on Yes Island. Yeah, I'm
gonna triple yes, Gina grad.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Because I don't want to be mean on a Friday,
I'll say triple yes.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
All right, Menace and Sam, do you think's going to
get it? No? You don't think she's gonna get it?
All right, Joey, what do you think? Yes?

Speaker 5 (57:49):
Or no?

Speaker 6 (57:50):
No? No?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Question number two for the d U, I Q how
many letters are there in the English alphabet? Menace thirty two?

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Thirty should have been mean?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Sammy twenty six? Twenty six is the answer? Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (58:05):
Man?

Speaker 5 (58:05):
That's I was gonna say no to menace, but it
want to be mean.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
I think he is thinking about teeth, right, I know
now that I don't know thirty what teeth?

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Do you? Is the A?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
I don't know?

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Adult?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Have the average adult?

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Let's see because some people, you know, they're there's a
reason I said it, and it's thirty two.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
That is the average Yes.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Obviously, wisdom, teeth and other stuff can take it, and
birth effects I guess could screw that up.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
But Brent or you're born with that one. All right,
let's see here, what about uh? What about Nikita? Is
she gonna get this one right? Yes?

Speaker 10 (58:43):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
D U i Q?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
How many letters are there in the English alphabet? Twenty six?
That's correct? Actually, yes, you're so sweet, I mean right love.
I was a kisses a che kiss don't worry. Don't worry,
I was worried. Which are fine? Well, Joey, you need

(59:08):
one more point. So does she have island fever? I
don't know, because she's the one traveling rightist island? All right, Joey,
you need this one make or break Question number three
for the d U y Q. Name any one of
the spells from Harry Potter. Oh, not just what it does,
because they have all the very specific names there's and
there's all kinds of them. That's the question. I don't know.

(59:29):
I know spells, I don't know how many.

Speaker 8 (59:32):
Name one.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
That's what I said.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
I don't mess with those I don't know anything about.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
So you have to get the name of the spell
spells are mentioned. Imagine knowing that. Greg trying to wrap
my brain just around the question name any one of
the spells from Harry Potter. Triple no.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
All right, So there are eighty spells specifically in the books,
although in the greater lore.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
You could punch me.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
You don't think Sammy knows the answer to this?

Speaker 1 (59:58):
No, I'm going to say a spell.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna say yeah, character names, sure, yes, everyone else.
She's of the age, Yeah, she she knows this kind
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
She doesn't watch light. It's not a lifetime true, but
I'm still saying she's not nine.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
I'm still saying yes to sam store.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Uh, all right, Greg, I'll triple know it, triple no. Menace, Sammy.
Do you think that Nikita is gonna give this one?
All right? Joey, what do you think I'm doing that
with everybody else? No? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Question number three for the d U i Q name
any one of the spells from Harry Potter. You're gonna
have to help out with the seat double checking answers, Yeah, menace.
I have New tail Apossum like it, I have New
Tailor Possum said, I have New Tale of Possums.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Strong guess I have Newton Tale of Possum sounds very
like you know, yeah, which sounds very like old Buddha
eye of New Tale of.

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
Uh Sammy Sorcerer's Stone. Damn it is that not a spell?

Speaker 5 (01:01:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
This is a girl who does not dabbling that.

Speaker 12 (01:01:16):
I'm not a Harry Potter person. No, but there is
the movie Harry Potter Sorcerers Stone. Maybe there's a chance
that was like the name of a spell.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:23):
I think it could have been, like, yeah, I think
I might know one really expelleramas close gamora, expelle armas, expellurus,
expell your possum, expelle.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Of the are like, are weird bacinations of Latin words?

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Almos?

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
What's that famous?

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
No, no, because it's from the ride at Universal that
I've heard. It's like expecto patronum. I like rides I
don't know anything about. I've never seen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I actually heard that one patron when they say it, expect.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Him patronaspeto PATRONU.

Speaker 8 (01:02:14):
What it done?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
All right? Question number three d uy Q Joey says
that she won't get this and if that is the case,
he will be the winner of this round. Let's see
if he's right. Name any one of the spells from
Harry Potter? What what the thing is? Shut up? I'm
so drunk, but if I was so, I would ask you.

(01:02:37):
We get it. Joey, all that waiting paid off. You
are the winner on the d uy Q again.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
There to go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
What do you mean again?

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
He got a prize?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, gotcha? All right? I thought that's up
the scoring already. Very possible, very possible. Well Joey, congratulations
and thanks for all the holding and enjoy your prize. Man.
We're gonna put you on hold man. Good job, Joey.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
You know I got this other shut up cuts. Did
you get something or what?

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Number one?

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
A lady never talked number one. That's unethical to use
my position as a broadcaster.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Sure position. People who are inbrated cannot give consent.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
We all need silence.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
So he did, I dare you?

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Makes sense. At least he at least tossed her salar
or something, because that's what we're talking about, little collect
Oh god, alright, well we're gonna take a break. We
got some more Woodie show coming up for your next
hand more show. Is that eight seven forty four? What

(01:03:52):
is the phone number? Friday check ins on the text
over to two to nine eight seven. We all know
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which would be June twenty first, And if it's not
already on your calendar, please make sure that you listed
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(01:04:14):
Resort and Spa seven pm to eleven pm. The Spasmaddics
will be performing. They're a great cover band. I think
that's gonna be a lot of fun. DJ Scotti Fox,
He's always great. It's a typical Woody Show party where
everybody's just hanging out and throwing down. Dude drink just fancier.
Guess because even I'm dressing up, which reminds me I

(01:04:36):
got to go to the men's warehouse tomorrow. Yeah, I've
got an appointment at Hammer and Nail today, get the
bear to get the beard clean up, because I got
a dinner tonight with some friends and then uh yeah,
and then you know we got the problem coming out.
It's one of it look good.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
I don't think I ever got a full recap of
you and Greg having a mandate or a mandate. Yeah,
at Hammer and it was a lovely mandate. Was it great?
I loved the shave. I was kind of nervous, but
it was he had never Greg had never had a
straight razors before, and it was so relaxing. You literally
lie down. I love that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
And then it was because the barberchair goes back, you know,
kicked up, and then you get the full facial like
the hot towel, the facial like a kind of not
a face massage, but it was like multiple different.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Oils and creamy cowls and creams.

Speaker 7 (01:05:27):
That was very relaxing. And that was followed by a
quick haircut and it was pampering. Oh I had a beer,
but it was great. Yeah, I can see why you
go all the time. Didn't see why I love it
so much.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Yeah, it was great. But one show problem is next weekend.
I think I know this is Greg loves himself. The
Amazon Prime Video it's my favorite platform. You find such
good random movies. Love it. Random is right, random and

(01:06:01):
great and underrated.

Speaker 6 (01:06:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Yeah, And it wasn't long ago you could you can
enjoy Amazon Prime Video without ads. Then last year Amazon
decide that's adding a few commercials would be good for
their bottom line. A year later, it's profit boosting time again. Now.
So a report from ad Week says that they've decided

(01:06:23):
to double the amount of ads come on that they're
serving up per hour really to people watching on Amazon
Prime Video. So that will wait to around four to
six more minutes of commercials each hour show to watch it,
Greg week week Well, because it used to just be
that you had to have Prime, right, we are saying
you're already paying for Prime, so this would be the

(01:06:45):
you know benefit.

Speaker 7 (01:06:47):
Yeah, but if you're watching Amazon branded content, there's no ads. Yes,
there is no If it's their original stuff, there might
be one in the beginning, but then you watch the
whole thing ad free.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
Some of them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Some of them have ads in the middle, some of
them have them just in the beginning.

Speaker 12 (01:07:02):
That over compensating show that I just watched on Amazon
had commercials the whole way through the whole sign Is that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
An Amazon show? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:07:09):
Because it said produced a twenty four Well that which
is Amazon, right, like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
A new Yeah, that's yeah. Film production company. They do
great movies, they do well, they do a certain type
of movie.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Yeah, I love their movies.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
So let's a lot more ads, which is some more
ads coming at you, which I know it's uh now,
any kind of think about Greg. We've lived in the
time where you didn't have an opportunity to watch anything
without ads or to fast forward. That's true, but why
were two rats? You know, you were not paying for it,
So that's that's my point. Yeah, now that we've gotten
to taste, I think that's what they do. It's like

(01:07:47):
a drug, right. It totally is like the dealer just
giving you like a little.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Taste Annie Price, just don't show with the ad.

Speaker 7 (01:07:53):
And going backwards. Yeah, because we're doing the ads thing.
And then everybody's excited when Netflix does a live TV thing, right, which,
as you pointed out in the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Past, it's called television TV, right, you know, and we're
so excited about it. Oh this is lie. Well there's
a lot of podcasts, yess radio, we do it every day. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Somebody there was a meme that said, like a guy
wrote like we should really invent something where like guys
just get together and have conversations and whatever, and somebody
wrote this guy thinks he just discovered friendship, right, like
everything's going backwards or a bar.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, if they offer the
opportunity and we have become so spoiled, like I won't
go back, well, yeah, you know, because I get more annoyed.
We got so spoiled. You want to watch something on YouTube,
something you're not paying for? Yeah, and it starts and
all of a sudden, the little and you got to
wait for Uh you watch that for his skip? Yeah,

(01:08:46):
and if it doesn't allow you to skip, it's like
one of two thirty seconds, like a community.

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
Yeah, it feels like forever. The one platform I am
going to get rid of is Paramount Plus. I find
myself never going to it. Oh no, but because Tulsa
King is not new anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Is that it is? Okay? Well that's coming back. Do
you not recommend land Man?

Speaker 11 (01:09:06):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
Oh, that's true. You've got to check out land Man.
Forgot about I watched a couple of episodes of that.
I'm gonna be in. I haven't Yeah, I haven't fully
committed to it yet. I'll do land Man if you
do Hacks.

Speaker 13 (01:09:17):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Yes, he is not a show.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
I don't think it's very clever. Reg and I are
all caught up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Is anyone watching the Studio on Apple TV? That's a
minis show.

Speaker 9 (01:09:27):
I love that shows. It's about it's seth Rogan and
it's just about He's ahead of a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Studio Studio executive. Yeah, it's funny, big, big cast on
that one. Yeah, a lot of people, it's so good.
Like names, you know, a lot of people like Seth Rogan,
like Seth Brogans from Creek. When I saw the trailer
for it, I'm like, oh damn O'Hay. A lot of
big names in that.

Speaker 5 (01:09:54):
Bryan Cranston there, Yeah, apparently eight seven four Friday.

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Check in on the text, send it over to to
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And they come in here with some insane story about stuffed.

Speaker 15 (01:10:13):
Animals and nus blisters and beating and plastic tupper ware.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
And you expect me to believe a word of it. Oh,
I don't and I never will. Yeah, The Woody Show.
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(01:11:01):
most immature game. That is this our guest Who's gas?
And how about some wood you show food news?

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Yes, yeah, what do you show? Food news? There? Ready
to go? Loaded up? Where's the let's go to the
food news? Food news? What do you show food newss
Chipotle's got a new dip for the first time in
five years. Say hello to Adobo ranch. Okay, it's like

(01:11:32):
probably a little saucy, smoky, smoky spicy ranch dip made
with adobo peppers, sour cream, herb spices. But Chipotle would
like to point out it's got none of that fake
chemical junk. Okay, fresh made in store. This is Chipotle's
first new dip since they rolled out that nasty Caso

(01:11:54):
Blanco crap back in twenty.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Don't like it?

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Not a fan.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
I'm not. It's grainy. There's like a grit to it.
Remember that it's not very good. I wanted to love it.
He tried so far. Oh, I tried many times, and
then they I think they changed it a little bit,
and then they relaunched it again.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
It's still not okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
I love Chipold. They do a lot of things. Well,
it's just that that Caso blanco not good. Some other
food news Food News Diet Cherry Coke is making a
retro comeback this summer. So originally launched in nineteen a six,
killed off in twenty twenty, it's returning for a limited
run in July, complete with vintage eighties packaging sweet word

(01:12:38):
it is. It'll hit Kroger stores nationwide and twenty ounce
bottles and twelve can packs. Coke has not officially confirmed
how long it's going to be around, but the hype
is real. Some fans are already begging for a permanent reboot.
Why does every piece of food news now have to
come with this whole idea that there's this like giants, right,

(01:12:58):
like the fans started websites and all the different for food.
I know that happens sometimes, but it feels like every
announcement now has thing that'd be cool.

Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
Yeah, really cult following and you're there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Diet Cherry Coke is not a permanent in't I just
bought I just bought coke cherry zero. Yeah, that's what
they have.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Why don't they just bring back the stuff that everyone
likes instead of coming up with flavors like spacek or
yeah wants those.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Okay, diet cherry coke seems like it would be a
big hit. Here's here's my question. You have cher diet
cherry coke called cherry coke zero, but is it the same?
It's the same, there's no calories.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
But the difference is like coke zero tastes like coke.
I don't want my cokes to taste like coke. I
want to taste like diet coke.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Like you only do that because you don't want the calories,
because I like the taste. I'm wondering at what point
they say, you know what, we're gonna stop making diet popsy,
We're gonna stop making diet coke there and we're just
getting well there.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
And then if you got rid of diet coke and
our zero and.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Our zero calorie option is gonna be the stuff that
tastes like the original stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
But we don't want that. We want the chemically enhancement.

Speaker 8 (01:14:11):
So many people are obsessed with the flavor of diet cokes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
I don't understand that.

Speaker 9 (01:14:14):
I think here, when you do your travels, you don't
you don't see any diet coke anywhere. It's always it's
just regular our zero and that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
This is accurate. It's more and more you're seeing that. Yeah,
I think.

Speaker 12 (01:14:26):
I think it's a girl thing, is the diet coke.
Like girls love the taste of diet coke. Girl, I
know drinks diet coked.

Speaker 5 (01:14:32):
I don't like coke zero.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
There was a time where girls are drinking tab and
then they got rid of that.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
My mom bought that an RC cola and all still around.

Speaker 9 (01:14:43):
Really yeah, it issca you paints Erena.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
It's the only you can get that, and you can
get like doctor Pepper.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
Nice, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
I guess I'm a girl, so I like diet coked.

Speaker 13 (01:14:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
No, I don't know. You don't people again, I'm a
I am a diet soda drinker. I have been for years.
I will drink diet cokes all day long. But given
the choice between a die coke and then a coke
zero or the zero version of any other whatever, it is,
all right, doctor Pepper, I would like to do that

(01:15:17):
what to know what's what?

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
Yes, I would like to do that because if I
can be switched, I'll be switched.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Coke tastes like the can.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
That's what I like about you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
You can absolutely tell a die coke. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
It sounds like it's the superior the Woody Show Challenge,
not the Pepsi Challenge, the Woody Show Challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
You definitely can cheese. It's got some food news from
from the Cheese. It's a universe. They've teamed up with
Wendy's for something called the Baconator Cheese it what It's
not a burger with cheese. It's there are crackers that
taste like Wendy's Baconators. I'll try to poop poo. Eventually

(01:15:59):
you will poop it. You'll eat it, You'll poop poo.
I mean I enjoy the combos that are like pepperoni pizza. Yeah,
maybe it's good.

Speaker 9 (01:16:08):
I do have a question for the audience. Do you
have do you have any news about pop Tarts or No?
I don't want to mow your launch. No, okay, listeners,
have you tried the pop Tart ice cream sandwiches that
are available at Walmart?

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
I want to try.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Are they a fire or not for you? Okay, so
it's they are ice cream sandwiches, not pop tarts to
tastes like ice cream sandwich. They're in the freezer with
the ice cream. Yeah, okay, yeah, there's ice cream sandwiches
made with pop pop tarts? Are they good?

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
I would absolutely try what's the what's the.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
But what's what's what's the flavor of pop tarts that
they use?

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
They got several They've got strawberry, chocolate, sugar, the brown sugars,
the main joints, and then they pair them with appropriate
ice creams.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
And you just got a box of the Oreo cookie
cookies and creams.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Oh, ice cream bars.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Yes, they're incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
The Oreo ice cream sandwich or whatever those are. Those
are amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Well, you can't top that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
You can't top that. I better tell you, Greg the end.
The ice cream in those Oreo sandwiches very creamy? Is
it fat boy creamy? You know what, Greg, We'll have
to find it, have to find out. I would put
them in the same universe. I don't need to know
about any other ice cream sandwich for the rest of
my life. Yeah. Anyway, so these these baconative cheese, it's
they're gonna be in stores in July. You can check

(01:17:33):
them out there. Well, how can we make cheese? It's grosser.
Food news Costco they've just dropped a new peaches and
cream cake for summer time, and apparently it's getting really
good reviews in the Costco bakery. Well that means no
cinnamon rolls while the stupid cakes take. It's got layers

(01:17:54):
of peach filling and whipped cream. Yeah, and so it
says the see the cake, and I'm bringing one of
the reviews here. The cake and the white cream layers
are so light on this one. And if you love peaches,
you're gonna love it. I would like to try that.
The person says, I bought this yesterday and half is
gone on that's a Costco sized cake. Half of it's gone.

(01:18:15):
It's a big, flat style like a layer.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
That's a style of cake, not tire in a suit,
trufle trifle, sort of a little.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Bit nationwide Costco locations just for the summer. Guys. We
have to try all these foods. Yeah, down it looks
boring and some food news here news this is gonna
see how you feel about this. I'm gonna start with
a question, if you can only have French fries from
one fast food restaurant for the rest of your life?

(01:18:43):
Which place would you pick? In fact, think of your
top three, not to give you the top three, but
just kind of think about it, but give top what's
you number one? Carl Carls Junior. Probably McDonald McDonald's. I
guess McDonald's. If I'm going on seasoned.

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
Well, I'm going to see like curly FRIESE.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
That's a different category. Yeah, I think that has to
be a different category. Curly fries are different. McDonald's regular
French regular French fries, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald mcdonald'scdonald's just got
McDonald's McDonald's. Okay, McDonald's on everybody's list, not this one.
What loser? An analysis of more than forty thousand Yelp

(01:19:23):
reviews that mentioned fries across twenty one major fast food chains,
the fast food place that scored the best with fries
in and out?

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
Oh no, I are they just looking for the word fries.
You're looking for the print blank, bike blank were terrible
and inedible.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
I just read you what it said. More than forty
thousand YELP reviews that mentioned fries across twenty one major
fast food chain. That's the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
Yeah, they're soggy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
That they're soggy. They tastes like you're getting an animal style.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Then I go in.

Speaker 8 (01:19:53):
Now we're talking.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
You got to get a maid done.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
That's a different category. Number two Shake Shack, which I
do like their fries. Those fries are good and I'm
not a big Kringle cut fry fan. Freddy's Frozen Custard
and Steak Burgers. That place is good. Bow Jangles at
number four. I've never been to a bow Dangle. A
Chick fil A at number five that would actually be
chickil A is my number one for fry. Yeah, I

(01:20:17):
like fry guys. Not only did McDonald's not show up
in the top five, it is second to last on
the list. The only place that was worse on the
list was KFC. They're dead last at number twenty one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
As far as we mentioned, and people don't even I
mean they have fries at KFC, but people don't think
about it.

Speaker 8 (01:20:34):
Those are like the potato ones, right, both the rest
the rest of.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
The so number six and on so the best raising
canes Zaxby's, RB's at number eight, Carl's Junior Hardy's at
number nine, and then Checkers Rallies whatever it changes depending
on where you are At number ten. The five worst Popeyes, Churches,
Chicken Burger, King, McDonald's, and KFC.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
I think people are just used to them. We don't
have to talk about them because Burner King fries are
great too. Yeah, it might be onto something. Is this
just literally the mention of the word fries because in and.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Out fries suck because every folks who don't realize why,
it's because they fresh fry them only once. That's why
you get that. That's all blood, it's it's limp, it
is it's crumbling on the inside. Yes, because they don't
kick them.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I like them. I've grown you're talking about you love
them because they're covered with the cheese and the spread
and the onions.

Speaker 12 (01:21:34):
No, but I love them even regular too. They feel
more fresh to me.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
Well again, which is not good though I think it's good.
But because you're you're wrong number one. But number two.

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
Profess a matter of opinion of people.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
People can say.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Britney Spears, you can say Britney Spears is the greatest
singer ever. That's not true. That's your wrong opinion. Now,
the point being, wouldn't that be to them? Right? But
you can have an opinion that's wrong to your your
Your taste can be bad. People have bad taste, and
I have a.

Speaker 8 (01:22:04):
Different taste than most people in this room, and it's worse.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Yes, any professional chefs, I will tell you the proper way,
and we'll show you why chemically scientifically taste. Why is
the harder way to coat explain this? Why did I like?
I really disliked them initially, and now I've grown to
love them because that you keep shove You've grown to
love in and Out fries?

Speaker 5 (01:22:24):
Yeah, because you're getting used to them.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
You can't ask you a question honest answer. Yeah, do
you have a meeting on the books with in and Out?

Speaker 6 (01:22:31):
They don't do endorsement, okay, I mean because like, there's
no reasonable explanation for why anybody would say that, then
are anything other than mid I won't tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
The worst I've ever had. I can't explain it, but
but I like them. I could see where some people
would think they're okay. But I can't believe it's like running.
I can't say, like I who love people that I
love to run. I don't believe that I'll go ahead.
I love in and out fries like you like them.
They're fine. The burgers are really good. You'll go there
for the burgers. You'll tolerate the fries. And Okay, maybe

(01:23:07):
I think we've gotten so used to like super processed
fries that we love them so much.

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
That's right, that's gonna be. My question is you've been
eating healthier.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
That's what we just look.

Speaker 9 (01:23:21):
Believe me, I'm far from mister hippie crack, but I
think we've just gotten used to such Like before coke zero,
we thought diet coke was all right, right, and now
we found out it's like zero is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Okay, but it's like saying diet coke is like the
taste of diet coke is awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
Getting friendly fire on this those.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Medicin and I are talking. I'm telling you, I can't
explain it. Like again, I drank diet coke because I
wanted the zero calorie soda option, right, and so that's
what I had. But now given the choice between the two,
like I would never actively like if I was just
going for a soda, I would never go for the
die coke when I have a choice, I would never
go for the in and out fries, give it a

(01:24:06):
choice with almost anything else.

Speaker 9 (01:24:09):
Like, if they're both sat in front of me, I
would have a tough decision on they're like, you can
only have one.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
So what can you describe the quality of the in
and out fries that you enjoyed, because again, if you
never had them cardboardy, blandly.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Yeah, do you know what's weird? I kind of like
the the lip nests of them versus versus like, yeah,
the flaid versus the So do you like five guys then?
Because those are mega greasy and limp and yeah taste
thirty to five guys. Fries are good in the moment

(01:24:45):
they come out, like if you are there eating your
in and out order arms, sorry, you're your five guys order.
They're great. The minute you put them in the bag
and you step one foot out of the place, they
go to garbage. It becomes they've become garbage about them too.

Speaker 9 (01:25:02):
And you're gonna like, oh, here here goes another hippie statement.
I don't like that they're overly greasy. I don't like
that the grease goes through the bag.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
That's that's not a selling point for me. Yeah, not
at all. Yeah, I don't know, dude, I can't explain,
and I'm sorry. Next week vegetation, I'm hung. Yeah, give
us great carrots. Guys, you're kind of just yeah. We're
gonna play a guess whose gas coming up? Next? Give
me a salad. Radio's most Immature Game. If you want
to play, give us a call. Eight seven seven forty four.

(01:25:31):
What is the number? What's one thing you would say
to people at nineties?

Speaker 13 (01:25:36):
Today?

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
I would sell the world? Yes, I now come near
my house. All right, we've got some people lined up
on the phones as promised before the breaker told you
were and have a little contest for a chance to
win a prize playing radios to most Immature Game, Ladies,

(01:26:00):
Gentlemen's time to play the world. But now Greg loves
this game, so everybody has ongoing homework here on the show.
Next time I feel good, one bruin, grab something that
you can record the sound that it makes and then
send it to me. And I keep a library of
farts over here on the on the computer, and then

(01:26:22):
for the game, I'll play one of them, and then
the person on the phone just has to correctly guess
whose gas it is. We took Sammy out of the
mix because she doesn't fart, smell, smell, Oh they smell.

(01:26:43):
She almost cleared an arena.

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
Yeah, Greg and I almost die.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Yes, vomitous. Anyway, it smells like half the clip. So
we swapped out. We swapped out Sammy for this game
because he's no fun when it comes to this game.
And then we placed it with Morgan, who's a lot
of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
This g stet Yeah, she's say good Finally, now I
have an excuse to record them.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Yeah, So your your options are Woody, Greg Menace, Gina
c Mass or Morgan. Those are your options for guests
whose gas eight seven seven forty four is the number
that's eight seven seven forty four. What he will go
right to our contest and here, excuse me, let's say
hi to Chris. Good morning, Chris, Hey Chris, Chris, how

(01:27:27):
are you all right? We're gonna play guest Who's guys?
When you are ready, say hit me?

Speaker 5 (01:27:33):
Hit me?

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Oh? Someone was prese And I always have a name
for the different ones, and I've named this one because
it was after Korean barbecue, the kim Chie cannon. Here
we go, Oh my god, an echo on that thing.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Wow, it does sound like goes in an outhouse.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
Rudal all right, Chris again. The options Woody, Gina, Greg Menace,
Sea Bass or Morgan. Guess who's gas? I want to
say Greg, but I'm gonna go Sea Bass show me
Sea Bass. Yeah. Good good guests, all right, thank you

(01:28:19):
very much. To go to Jerry. Good morning, Jerry, good
morning morning. We're playing guess who's gas. When you're ready,
say hit me, hit me. It's beefy, yeah, so powerful.
I can taste it, cannon, So it's not Sea Bass.

(01:28:42):
Your options Woody, Gina, Greg Menace or Morgan. Guess who's gas.
I'm gonna say Greg, show me Greg Gory. It is
not Greg Gory. Sorry man, sorry, appreciate you. Listen. Let's
say to GUSTAVO. Hey, good morning, Gustavo, good morning. All right,

(01:29:04):
Guess who's gas? When you're ready say hit me hit me?
All right, so Greg is off the table. Your options Woody,
Gina Menace or Morgan men show me Menace it is.

(01:29:25):
It is not Menace either, Gustava, thank you for the call.
Let's go to Vince. Good morning, Vince, good morning. We're
playing guests whose gas? When you're ready, say hit me? Oh,
hit me kim chi cannon, Woody, Gina or Morgan? That

(01:29:46):
that's a Woody part all day, show me Woody. That
is one of the ladies.

Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
This is embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
All the guys are off the table. This is like
I've lost respect for them. You. Let's go to Let's
go to Devon. Good morning, Devon. Hey, what's up? We're
playing Guess whose gas? When you're ready to say hit me,

(01:30:20):
hit me, but trumpet, you're only two options left in
the table. It's either Gina grad or Morgan. Guess who's gas? Well,
I have to show me Morgan. Yeah that's.

Speaker 8 (01:30:48):
Protein, baby, high protein diet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Yeah, baby, than in Korean barbecue? What were you getting
at the Korean place that I created such a such
a blast.

Speaker 8 (01:30:58):
Oh we always go double, but go the double brisket.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Yeah, you know, the little side of potato thing. Potato.

Speaker 8 (01:31:06):
I'm going to be a single.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
When Cabo hears this.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
She can.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Vegetables. Yeah. Well, Devin, congratulations, Win are on the d
d Win are on the Guess whose gap?

Speaker 5 (01:31:28):
God formit I submit something good?

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
No proud of that.

Speaker 8 (01:31:34):
You look me in the eyes anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Listen to these people hang out one second. We'll get
all your information. That's how you play rid of his
most immature game, Guess whose gas.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
And that's a that's a it's a strong one.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
That's a strong one. What makes it worse is that
you know it's right before. Yeah, you can tell where
she was sitting exactly. That's what makes it so Excuse me,
I could have been on the couch es.

Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
You never know. There's a lot of echoing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Yeah, gross. Yeah. Yeah, so I was gonna say fresh,
I don't know about fresh off a round of guests.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Guests.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Yeah, quite the opposite. Yeah, that was That was Morgan's
contribution after she went to some Korean barbecue. Yeah, thank
you so much, Gina. Yeah, I kind of figured that's
how it was going to go, Like all the dudes
on the show would get people would guess on them first,
because it wasn't very lady like.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
No, that's the best part.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Why would you say the cobo? Your boyfriend would be
weirded by that, you know, like you're sharing this book.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
No, I well, I hate to admit this. I accidentally
fared in front of him. But that's something that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
I or I would rather die.

Speaker 5 (01:32:52):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Yeah, trying to be a lady. Yeah, I'm no longer
hot to him pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
Okay, I'm joking around, but still it's like, yeah, I
don't know why I'm able to do it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
But because what you do for a living, and that's
one thing you got it in these relationships. Man, Like,
when you have this kind of job, you got to
tell them like, hey, whatever happens on the show is
not for you.

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 13 (01:33:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
You see me putting my phone up against my butt
walk away, that's what pays the bills. Yeah, not really? Yeah, man,
eight four seventy guys are such fat pieces of ish.
I swear I can hear the cholestero on your voices.
Can't wait till you get replaced. I think I have
an old tomato in my fridge that could do a
better job.

Speaker 5 (01:33:32):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
Someone's listen to that Tomato show and then this one,
two one, three months to know. Even though Sammy says
they don't make noise, why doesn't she at least try
exactly to give us one and we can see what
it's all about.

Speaker 5 (01:33:52):
Yeah, that'll be the judge.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Yeah, somebody left after hours voicemail. When it comes is
this this woman's I was.

Speaker 8 (01:33:59):
Listening to your show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
And this girl called into the after hours.

Speaker 8 (01:34:02):
Voicemail and was like, I have a theoria my me
and Sammy don't.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
Have big farts or whatever.

Speaker 15 (01:34:07):
And she was like, I'm a hundred towns.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
No, Greg, it's not awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
I am also a hundred towns, but not because I
can't eat good food.

Speaker 5 (01:34:14):
I just am and it is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
And I have the biggest farts.

Speaker 12 (01:34:18):
They are huge, they are earthshaking, they startle my cat.

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
It's not the weight.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
It was never the weight.

Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
We never said it was the weight.

Speaker 12 (01:34:29):
The other girls the other implication, Oh, I thought the
implication was that I had to loose relation too small?

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
Are you too small? Or it is like your butthole
too wide? Yeah? Yeah, because it's like you know you
can make a noise, like, well you can make it.
I was like, oh, it's not like thrilling for me,
Like there's no more turtle and you've gone as far
as you can go. Show, all right, welcome back everybody. Hey,

(01:35:05):
today June thirteenth is Sammy. It's National Sewing Machine Day.
It's your big day. Yeah, and today it's also National
Weed your Garden Day. So how you got excited? You
got excited week not as excited as we are to
find out what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 9 (01:35:23):
Well, an animated Stranger Things is coming to Netflix. It's
called Tales from eighty five in LB here sometime soon
on Netflix. But dude, like they're gonna break. They're gonna
drag out this next series of Stranger Things in a
three part series and it comes out in Thank You

(01:35:43):
during Thanksgiving and then December and then New Year's Eve.
So they're really going to do the long play on this.
So if you're a Stranger's Things fan, you're gonna have
Stranger Things content all year long and then an animated
series after that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Really, is there any animated series out there that you
really love that I love, loved, never liked any of them. Really,
Animation South Park, Yeah, something that became that was live
action that became a series. Yeah. Yeah, like most people
like Trailer Park Boys did that. It wasn't great. Yeah.

(01:36:18):
I can't think of any that like animated podcast that's solid.

Speaker 11 (01:36:22):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
I like that? All right? How about this?

Speaker 9 (01:36:26):
Candace Cameron aka DJ Tanner from The Full House Will
She says that she doesn't like people watching horror movies
in her house because it opens a portal to the
dynamic genomic tracks for her diamon demonic, demonic, demonic. Yeah,
she does pretty religious religious.

Speaker 8 (01:36:43):
Her son is a pastor.

Speaker 14 (01:36:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:36:45):
Whatever, we don't even need to get into everything going
on with Candace Camera.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
So much drama also like even video games. She said, Nah,
she loved Hallmark.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
Channel whatever, because Hallmark channels to racey to diamonic.

Speaker 12 (01:36:59):
Yeah, listen, this is what this is her thing, So
I'll bring it up. But it pisses me off so
much that I don't like her anymore at all.

Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
And you know, I love the house. I don't like
anymore because she's so religious that when.

Speaker 12 (01:37:13):
Hallmark Channel and I know this tolerant that it wasn't
already a thing, but started incorporating more gay couples in
their movies and she she was against that because she's pro.

Speaker 8 (01:37:27):
Traditional family or whatever that they that she ended up leaving.

Speaker 12 (01:37:32):
She thought she was like the golden girl of the
network and that they were gonna like bow down to her.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Yeah what.

Speaker 12 (01:37:37):
She left and went to Great American Country and one
of the like CEOs of Hallmark went with her, and
so they make a bunch of.

Speaker 8 (01:37:44):
Like rival type of movies. But I will not watch
that channel. There's so much I won't watch that channel.
I won't watch those movie I don't like See You Die.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
Okay, but here, but here's the thing. Okay, So I'm
not talking about whether you agree with her or not. Right, Like,
she had a personal choice for her herself. She left
and so she wasn't just sitting there bitching about blah
blah blah. She left and she went and did.

Speaker 8 (01:38:05):
Her She wanted them to do what she was telling
them to and then when they didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
But what I'm saying is that she left and found
a place where she can she can do. We talk
about like the people who are religious like that, and
they go, oh, well, uh, this is ridiculous that this
employer offers birth control. I'm religious and therefore they or
the opposite. What was that There was one recently where
it was like a uh church based you know, medical

(01:38:29):
company or whatever, and so they did not offer uh
birth control because they don't believe that, and people are
then suing so that they would have to do that.
It's like you work at a religious yeah, a religious
based institution.

Speaker 7 (01:38:42):
At least she put her money where I'm out there
and she went on left and she didn't force them
to correct.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
I mean, did she know she wasn't And you made
your decision by not supporting it and watching whatever the
new stuff is. So everybody got seem like go lesbians.

Speaker 5 (01:38:59):
Camera, No, she doesn't have to marry a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Yeah, yeah, and I think that's weird even like what
was the other dude from.

Speaker 5 (01:39:08):
Also Kindly Religious regular?

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
But he won't uh you know, he won't kiss another
woman because it's not his wife in any kind of
acting jobs. How you get a pass bro through the
acting exactly?

Speaker 7 (01:39:21):
Do that?

Speaker 8 (01:39:21):
They're just too over the top.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
It's too strange, all right, Well, spells like teen Spirit.
Have you heard that song before? I haven't heard it.

Speaker 9 (01:39:28):
It's the first grunge song to hit two billion views
on YouTube and yeah, so congrats on that. The first
song ever was Gangdom Style to hit all on YouTube
and that was a big deal. That guy, it's amazing.
I remember that that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
Still sells out stadiums just doing that song. That song
and like other songs that we don't know, that guy
sells out stadiums massive.

Speaker 7 (01:39:57):
Really, it was still what a stupid world foe of
that where he makes that entrance jumps out at the
bottom of the stage and there's a trillion people in.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
That's what a stupid, what a dumb rock are on
totally Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:40:10):
So anyways, Reese Witherspoon, she has a daughter that looks
just like her, and her daughter's boyfriend apparently looks just
like her dad, and people keeping all right. Her name
is Ava Philippi, Phil Philippe exactly, So yeah, the people
keep on pointing it out that they just look like

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their mom and dad together, and she does not like that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
She does not like that at all. She's actually pretty cool.

Speaker 9 (01:40:37):
I never met her personally, but I sat next to
a table next to the daughter in at Coachella Music
Festival and all of her daughters bacon basically basically part
of no No. I was overhearing a conversation while her
friends were like, let's go backstage and just just tell
everybody that your mom is Reese Witherspoon, and Ava was like, no,

(01:40:59):
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
I think, uh, it's always terrible when you have a
hot mom. You're a girl and you have a hot
mom and you look like your dad. Dude, like Billy Joel's.

Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
That's exactly who I was going to.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Christy, Oh yeah, Rumor Will looking like Bruce like that sucks.
Your mom's super hot and you look like your dad.

Speaker 5 (01:41:19):
And you know, Christy Wrigley has another daughter who looks
exactly like her.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Sailor say, Okay, so you got a dumb name, but
you're hot like your mom. That's all right. What's your
analysis real quick, Sammy.

Speaker 8 (01:41:30):
I don't think he looks like Bryan Phillippi.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Okay, thank you, I don't.

Speaker 10 (01:41:36):
Don't you heard an it's shim We're gonna sit because
it's sh.

Speaker 1 (01:41:48):
And you know you don't do And starting with the celebrities,
Happy birthday to Captain America. Chris Evans Human tors in
the first two Fantastic Four movies. He's forty four, Tim
Allen from Home and Provemn the voice of Buzz light Year,
and he played Santa in the Santa Claus movies. He's
seventy two. Steve O from Jackass is fifty one. Lead
singer Wiezer Rivers Cuomo is fifty five. Mary Kate nashi Olson, Yeah,

(01:42:14):
first damn the same birthday soty nine today. Malcolm McDowell,
he played Terrence, one of the studio executives at Ari
Gold was always battling with on Entourage. He was Alex
in a Clockwork Orange Dorks know him from Star Trek Generations,
Dark's eighty one, Stellin Scars Guard, Bootstrap, Bill and the

(01:42:35):
Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Eric Selvig and the Thor
and the Avenger films. He's seventy three. Kat Dennings from
Two Broke Girls forty year old Virgin in the Thor
movies is thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
Nine and Uh Mary two and wk yep, I know
that because I'm somehow I'm friends.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
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Johnny Frive Alive, They Are Old sixty two. Whoa wait,
you got the career character actor Ethan Ambray Embry heah,
you know who he is. He was Rusty in Vegas Vacation.

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
Yeah, and Empire Wrecords.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
He's been in a bunch of stuff. Okay, thank you too.
Nice great Hannah Storm from the ESPN is sixty three.
Your porn old birthday today is Ella Hughes and today's
bird The Girl She sucked on more pipes than a
crack addict, and seventy seven fine films, including My Daughter
Is a Whore. She was and Simple. She was in
Jerry Popping Ginger's Volume one. She was in some holiday

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favorites like a double Dong Christmas Marathon, also Orgasmic Gift Exchange. Nice.
Here's one of Greg's favorites. Bisexual besties. I love that
one now, first time lesbian lovers. Oh yeah, it's a
happy ending. She was also amazing and out of town
anal volume one time. I'm telling you would be hard

(01:43:57):
pressed to find anyone who will ever forget where they
where the first time they saw her in the classic
God Saved the Cream. Oh yeah, it's your national media
that is so dumb. That's Ella Hughes, who's thirty years
old today, and that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
and that is a Friday morning. Look, and what's happening

(01:44:19):
in the world of entertainment more fun than goner Rhea.
I mean, I've had Goneree a few times, and I'd
say I haven't had Gonerie show. Well, that's it for
this hour. That is it for today's show. That's it
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Please you always remember that vodka is a lot cheaper
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(01:45:24):
have to do the math of how much do I
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