April 21, 2025 • 28 mins
High Thoughts, Is Sebas the A-hole?, Charadio and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Monday morning, beginning
of a brand new week. It's a very exciting day
for us for a number and a number of our listeners.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh yeah, A couple.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Of reasons for us today is April to twenty first,
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm whatddy, that's great, gory.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I just remembered one of the reasons.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, well you should but real good.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
All right, there's menace, hi, Gina grad is here, there's
a sea bass, Sammy's here, Morgan is here. Taken to
calls eight seven seven forty four. Woody send us a
text over to two to nine eight seventh. Well, tonight
is the Woodie Show after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You know, we were giving away a bunch.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Of passes for those of you rips who needed it,
trips which included airfare and the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And I know the.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
People at Disney, they're all pumped up and ready to accept,
ready to accept our Serviceive, it's ready to receive us
except our presence.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But yeah, great, did you figure out what ears you're
going to wear for tonight? What's the ear game?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Might go something different. Maybe wear the Goofy hat.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's what I was saying last week.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
It'd be nice.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Or the Donald Duck because it's you know the fifty don't.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
As a kid, I had the Donald Duck one where
you would squeeze the bill of the hat and it
would squeak.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh, you can wear that again.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
The ongoing goal to get to two hundred thousand Instagram followers.
If you're not following us on Instagram, and even for
those of you who are, we're going to be posting mess.
Gonna have a ton of a ton of content that
we'll post. But it's really just a really cool thing
that's closed to the public, only open the Woo show listener.
So that's very exciting, which is great. The other thing
is today is our official eleven year anniversary.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
When you said that.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Of the show, Now, that's this this go around, eleven years,
this go around, and how many was this before? Two
thousand and five to two thousand, two thousand six to
two thousand and nine. So three nine, Kieren, that's fourteen years. Wow,
fourteen years of the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
You are legal family.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
We could have gone to high school three and a
half time.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I know what, so that's how much time for the
wood show. But knowing each other for what twenty years?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Years. At the end of this year, it'll be twenty
years that we've known each other. So crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That means we have to do what today?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I think it's the anniversaries, So I.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Think it's just like a big a boot hockey party,
share a bed, right, Yeah? No, absolutely, absolutely? Hey, speaking
of sexy, Yes, got some nude an ounce stories. I
know how much you have to do announce stories. Say
New Hampshire they got to call about a guy who
walked into a family dollar store naked.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Sweet shouted hey to the clerk, and then ran out.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
The clerk said he was a quote heavy set man
who was only wearing a surgical mask because you don't
want to get COVID. You know. The cops asking the
public if anybody knows anything about this guy, but they
didn't release anytosh, which I guess is goodset about that, like, how.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Are you supposed to know who you're looking for?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You think it was like a frat dare.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, it sounds like a dare for sure. How long
you have to stay in there? Well, you have to
say something like say, hey.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, people called the cops on this sixty year old
guy in Florida after he whipped it out on a
public beach. When the officers arrived, they found the dude,
sure enough, buck naked, just chilling between two umbrellas with
a pile of empty beer cans, and, just to make
things even more odd, a pair of women's panties, even
though there were no women around him. If that makes
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a difference, yeah, well, that's what you bring to the beach,
right right, got my cooler, got my tell my ladies panties.
The beach was packed with families, but only two adults
got an unwanted view. He was arrested for indecent exposure
and hauled off to the county jail.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Panties.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Meanwhile, please in Utah arrested a dude after he got
naked and walked into a restaurant with a gun. Witness
said he was flexing his muscles and following people around
time the cops got there, he was in the middle
of the street, where they took him into custody and
then off to the county jail. Now, according to the report,
he had already put on a show to nearby park
before he ended up at the restaurant. That's where he
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had gotten naked in full view of a handful of people,
including a couple of kids, which is why he ended
up getting charged with lewdness involving a child on top
of the general lewdness charge and another one for disorderly condom.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Muscular and naked menace jealous jealous? Isn't it weird to
think that you haven't been naked certain places? Like I've
never been naked driving, I've never been naked at a
grocery store.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Are we back to high thoughts? It's weird want to
be naked out a grocery store.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
No, it's just there's so many places you've never been naked.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Well, I've been naked out of a grocery store because
I used to because I workout once, so I changed,
so obviously I was naked. I was technically naked inside grocery,
Like wouldn't you change my clothes and stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
But got all the way naked like underwear and everything. Yeah, probably, Well,
he gets all the way naked when he poops. Yeah,
in a place he's gone to the bathroom, he's been naked.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And also I've tried.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
I've changed clothes while driving. I've been naked in a car.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah you've never done that.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Same been naked in a car, like you're changing your clothes,
but I've never.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Been fully naked.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
It's always like you're trying to keep the shirt on
while putting another one on it.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Greg, speaking of sexy and on the beach, I've always
kind of like, uh, I've always kind of guessed.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That you are a speedo guy. I can choice. No.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
When I was in swimming and water polo, you had
to like now so like as an adult now, but you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Could see that right, Yeah, one hundred I.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Had better abs. I probably would you would about bud cheeks.
But then that's always been my question for gay dudes
and straight women, what is the hatred of speedos? If
you have the body that can pull it off, I'm
not like, why do? But most women are like, is spianos?
What you're seeing more what you like?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Maybe because we're not used to seeing that much package. Yeah,
we're not used to it, so it's an uncomfortable we're.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Not used to it.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
See my wife, my wife believes that the kind of
guy who's gonna wear the speedot in this day and.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Age is fat is gay, it probably just assumes he's gay.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I would agree with that.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Like those like a gay guy can get away with
wearing a speedo, I would agree are like.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Those little hot pants euro trunks.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, Well, the place that we go on vacation in Mexico,
there are always a bunch of people come in from
Europe and they're always wearing speedos, like fat guys skinny guys,
doesn't matter, like it's the bathing choice. But I'm just
reading recently because in France, like a lot of pools
in France, they have like a rule against baggy or
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loose fitting swim shorts.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I've been on the beaches of France and where people
they were just like wearing tight fitted stuff and the
ships were like topless and stuff.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yeah, in Greece too, and we're talking like moms and stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
It's just the way it is.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And it says the French rule requiring tight fitting swimmer
for men in public pools dates back to.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Nineteen o three. It's and this.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
One company that runs a bunch of pools across Europe
sites it's a matter of cleanliness.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Well, because they don't want street clothes.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It says the bag gear shorts are able to be
one as regular clothing. They'll pick up more dirt and
dust contaminating the pool water. Also, loose shorts retain a
lot more water when you're getting out of the pool,
leading to slippery puddles. It just sounds like a bunch
of people want to see some package. Yeah, for sure,
that sounds like to me, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Eight seven Woody damn oh, I think I know this is.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Alli.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Welcome back Monday morning. It's the Woody Show, Woody and Greg.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You there's Greg Gory next to Menace high Menace next
to Sammy, Sammy nex to SeaBASS on this side.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And then overall all the way over here. They're just
staying a grass.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie set us a text check in over to two
to nine eight seven. Just another reminder, because I don't
even get an all.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Butt heert and stuff. Tomorrow morning, we will not be
here live.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
There will be a show on the air, but we're
not going to be here live because tonight is the
Woody Show. After hours takeover at Disney California Adventure.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, and so we will not be here.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
It'll be awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, so suck on them.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh, speaking of weird people, do you remember that wacko
Japanese loser who gets dressed up he pretends to be
a dog.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh yeah, wearing that wearing that collie suit.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
By the way, he spent sixteen thousand dollars on that
stupid it looks cool.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It looks like he might have to shut down his
human zoo business, which I did not realize that he
had a human zoo business.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I didn't even know he had a zoo, but a
human zoo. It makes me hate him even more.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
So there's more people like him.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, no, so what it is?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
He lets visitors wear lifelike animal costumes for an immersive experience. Okay,
kind of like living out your pet fantasy. And believe
it or not, bookings haven't been all that hot, you
don't say. Can you imagine, like you get bowling shoes
and those things are disgusting? Can you imagine you go
to this zoo and you rent, I don't know, whatever
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the costume might be, and people are sweating inside of
these weirdos, sweating inside these things.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I thought his college costume was pretty impressive.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
But for sixteen thousand bucks, it better be very realistic.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Don't you hate him? Though?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I do?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Like? I like, I see that and I go I hate.
Do you have this person problem?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
What a what a but impressive? I almost swore? Okay,
what a jerk?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
You really hate him?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Would you be considered a furry beyond? It looks too realistic?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Realistic and it's a cartoons as far as I can tell.
He doesn't wear this suit just to have sex with
other fur.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
He wants to be a dog. Yeah, I think he
identifies as a dog.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
He's he's hoping the word gets out and then people
will book spots before the end of the month to
keep the zoo running.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Do you think he's hooked up with other dogs? Oh?
Like actual dogs are like dogs?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Like has a flash light back there?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I don't know, dude, You mean other people are dress
up like dogs.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Dog got a furry and he identifies as an actual dog?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Is he out there in these streets hooking up with
real dogs?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Wasn't there a woman recently just got busted She was
banging her chihuahua. That was like the last couple of weeks. Yeah,
and how do you like? What was she like clamsmacking
with a or like chihuahua penis? Like you mean, how
does that even work?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
That's yeah, it just happened. That just happened, like a
couple of weeks ago. I'm seeing sexual acts.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't know if that means or whatever. I mean, like, yeah, hand, okay, peanut,
butter red rocket, red rocket. But people are weird, man Psycho.
Another animal story. This is out of the School of
Government at Oxford University.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I went to school there.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
They have been temporarily closed due to the damage caused
by seagulls attacking their glass roof. What this One seagull
was seen repeatedly dropping a large stone onto the central
pane of the building's atrium, shattering the glass.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Even the seagulls are smart, they're.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Dropping rocks on it. Are they trying to get through
to get food?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Maintenance staff believe the seagulls mistook the stones for eggs,
attempting to crack them open in search of food.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That makes sense.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I thought if they like saw through, they saw food
through the glass, and then they're trying to break through.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
But the building's going to remain closed, No, because they'll
pick like say, you pick up a coconut right, like
you got to get into it, right, so maybe you
bash it against the.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Rock, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Uh, they were they make eggs. They know what they're
not eating their own they don't eat their own babies.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
That an egg would be like a baby to a bird.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yeah, and they would know what an egg looks like
and they would have mistaken Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
That's another one of those things where it's like, did
you talk to the animals and find out like what what?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Like what you all? Well?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Dogs only if dogs think this when dog does this,
this is what it means. Like they say, like when
a dog has its butt up in the air and
it does that like that yoga pose almost or that
where pause and it stretches. Oh that's that's that's a
show of affection and that they trust to you. And
I'm like, how do you know?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
But there's this guy on YouTube I've seen recently that
he speaks cat like.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
He's he's like under speaks cat.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Yeah, he knows like what they he's like teaching other
people how to speak to their animals and he knows
how to say come here in cat in cat voice.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's incredible. That sounds okay, No, he knows how to say.
It's like it's like its own language. It's like murmur yeah,
And so that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
But to be fair, that dog stretch example, you they
don't maybe it's not one hundred percent known, but they
do that through years of observation and domestic right, they
deduce that that's what it means.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
This will get them this right, Like cats apparently don't
meow to each other like like in the wild, like
they they got like a cute meou just for us
to get to get us to give them food up
hearing that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
A Chinese court is attempting to auction off approximately one
hundred tons of live crocodiles cool previously owned by a
bankrupt company owned by this dude known as the Crocodile God,
not Charlotte and the God the crocodile.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
A different guy.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The court has started the bidding at about five hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. That's for a lot of all. Yeah,
to get the lot of them, estimated to include between
two hundred and five hundred reptiles.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
What are you going to do with these? In China.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Crocodiles are highly valued and used in over one hundred products,
include and cosmetics and wine. Potential buyers are required to
possess a legal license for breeding aquatic wildlife and have
appropriate facilities to house the crocodiles to.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Make wallets in person.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Nuggets.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I saw this one, dude, did you see the video
on on social media with the guy he's in the water, goes, guys,
because people will tell you like, oh, like you can
do that. He's got an alligator right in front of
half and things being like totally cool, right, docile, And
he goes, it's not because this thing likes me. He goes,
you just have to know how to handle it and
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what not to do. Like for he goes, so like
you know, for example, like you know, somebody comes in
here and you don't want to do and he puts
his fingers on a certain part of the stout and
this thing is like yeah, and he was but see
I don't That's why I don't do that, right, And
he's still in this like chest high water with this alligator.
I saw an alligator one time when I was in Florida.
It was off on the grass like a good distance away.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
I like that, Yeah, too freaky, too close that I
didn't They moved fast too.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, I'm not messing with that.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I told you where I water skied in Cancun, there
was an alligator in that lagoon, and I said, I
see an alligator over there. I said, yeah, it lives there,
just don't fall.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
So that was one of the things I don't worry
about sharks and things like, I love being in the ocean.
I don't worry about sharks. But there was a story
right before I went to the resort in Mexico last
year where there were these reports in Cancun about the
saltwater crocodiles that were like coming in from the inland
and getting like onto the beach into the ocean where
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the tourists were swimming, and I go, wait a minute, now,
that's too close. What from where it was crocodiles and
the ocean.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
That's a non starter.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
They're super quick too, Like in the ocean.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
When I was in Costa Rica, we were on a
little boat and the guy would slap fish on the
side of the boat.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Is just me and the guy I was with, and
they come out and you're like look, they're like little puppies,
little dogs his friends.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Uh huh yeah yeah those freak me out like snakes,
don't freak me out. Heights don't freak me out. And
crocodiles alligators, no.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
What was that animal that you basically kissed in Cara.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Coon Kawate.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Likes they kind of look like yeah, so like because
they come up like right where everybody is.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, I have I have. I have a picture that
whole super cute run through the resorts.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah they do, and so I I have I have
like much of mc call, like the little pringles and
stuff that they that they give you them. Yeah, you
know what, they get so happy they like it. I
like to get the wheedled baby.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I guess they're pretty cute.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I gotta I gotta find it.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Type of monkey technically is that it is?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I mean they walk around like monkeys and it went
right up to his face. Let me let me find it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
We gotta take a break, okay, show all right, So
we've got the takeover tonight. As you know, your chance
to win those VIP passes. These are the final giveaways.
We're not doing the ticket window. We don't have that
kind of quantity.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Last.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, we've gone away so many passes. Congratulations to all
the winners again. Six pm is when your ticket for
the takeover will get you into the park tonight. And
then at nine o'clock is when they kick the public
out and it's all the rides, food and wine festival.
All this stuff opened us exclusively until one o'clock in
the morning. Live broadcasts coming up this afternoon starting at
five at the end of Hollywood Boulevard by Guardians of
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the Galaxy Mission Breakout. You'll see the broadcast center set
up there. Make sure you stop by and say hi,
do it. But we've got that next five pack of
VIP tickets coming up here in the next fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It is the Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. I swear ever
since you started working on this show, every day I
would say that Gina Grad either has a cold or allergies.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh yeah, we're both.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
It's this room.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I think it's this room too, because I'm just constantly sneezing.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
But I did like scratch right here, like between my eyes,
like triggered this nerve and I was like, oh God,
I feel a sneeze coming.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
I'm just a weirdo.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Yeah, I agree, you guys are not weirdos. It's definitely
in this room. I've asked multiple times to do some
testing because we've had leaks coming through the top of
the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, and it's all this stuff.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
And they're like, oh, I saw the workers go and
lift like some event, and they go, oh, it's good.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Really, No, I've not had a problem with it. It Actually
we got here.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
We all sneeze well.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
And that's the other thing. I know.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
You take allergy pill every day, and you've been encouraging
me to, but I'm so scared to those make me
so tired.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
No, this doesn't have any It's not like Ben and Drill.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I know, but I'm a weirdo. I want to be.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Saying this trial.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Give it a try, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
So these are the best natural remedies. It's allergy season.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
So even if it's not every day like Gina, crazy
weird like Gina. Uh, these are what the experts say
to do if you're trying to control the hour. I
recommend the zertech thing daily. Whether you're having the symptoms
or not. Just daily recommended by the doctor and it's
been great for me. But close the windows, give them
shut everywhere. Even the recycled air in the car. Do
that air filters, change those out, use hepa air filters.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Change and shower before bed.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, because the cloth that you wore outside during the
day that contract the pollen inside. I shower them mafias.
You know, pollen's in your hair and your skin and whatever.
It can be irritating. You clean your bedding, Greg, you
gotta wash it like once every I don't know week,
not every six months. Yeah, now here's where I draw
the line. Wear an N ninety five mask outside helm
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no chance, never again. Uses saline rinse that stuff. You know,
did you ever get one of those novages?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Should use it every day.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
The navage is great. Use it every day. It's so fun.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I have to limit myself, like I want to do
it against dude.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
So much crap comes out of her head.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
So fun.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Okay, drink it plenty of water, try the steam and
humidifier stuff, and then obviously make sure you're taking like
a vitamin.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Even though Seabast will argue that it don't work. Yeah,
but do it.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
You can't because there's nothing when you are suffering from
allergies like real bad that is it's awful, which I
never had any issue as a kid. It wasn't until
I was an adult I started getting those sinus infections
and they say it was just probably just a low
level allergy.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
So I can handle the sneezing, not that I enjoy it,
but I hate the runny eyes, yes, God, and a
constant running nose. But no matter how much you blow it,
it's already post. And they come in here with some
insane story about stuffed animals and us blisters and being
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in plastic tuper wear.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Are you except me to believe a word of it? Well,
I don't and I never will. The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And by the way, it's even better than a picture.
I found a video of me feeding one of these kowai.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Really get right up to your face.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So I'm holding the pringle chip in my mouth and
I'm leaning forward and it takes it right out of
my mouth.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
You could get a baby, Oh your best friend did
the baby here?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Let me start me start the video for you. Go
see how cute it is. You could get baby. He
just takes it right out of my mouth.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh my god, I get herpies though.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
No dog, yeah, yeah yeah, monkey tail.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, just come out.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
And I thought you went to like a sanctuary place
or something.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Right there at the resort. Yeah, baby, I'm a kawate whisper.
They are cute.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
They're very cute, and it's it's yeah, every once in
a while, like you'll have a couple of the adult ones,
but they have like a bunch.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Of babies, and the babies are.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Just adorable, like potato chips. Yeah, they're like, yeah, sorry,
they like potato chips.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, who doesn't.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding send us a text
over to Tonine eight seven Greg Gory. Apparently he had
his mind blown thanks to his iPhone. Yeah, in a
box of ice cream sandwiches and and I don't know,
so you guys probably don't know the whole story, but
like just the way Greg set it up, I go,
(22:16):
you know what, this sounds like something that we should
tell on the air.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I will also bring this up next time we talked
to Rich on tech. I'm sure he knows about it.
You guys probably know about it. It's probably old, but
I just discovered it. Bear with me, so you know,
I've been just trying my hardest to have willpower of
steel and not buy junk food. But the other day,
(22:39):
you know those ice cream sandwiches called fat Boys.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yes, oh, those are so good. The quality of the
ice cream and those things.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Ice cream quality is yeah, just off the charriphone. It's dense,
it's creamy, so dense, so creamy. The cookie is quality.
It doesn't crumble like those cafeteria basic bitch ones. It's
so good. So I was overrun with no willpower. It
just collapsed, and I said, oh my god, I'm getting
(23:05):
this box of fat Boys. It was so noteworthy that
I got ice cream sandwiches that when I got home,
I laid them on the counter and took a photo
of them. Sent it off tomorrow and I said, look.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
What I got.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
And then he said, oh my god, fat Boys. Those
are so good. So then I went back to my
photos to delete it because I don't want a photo
of a box of fat Boys on my phone. And
then as I was about to delete it, I noticed
this weird symbol and I've since deleted it. I should
have kept it on my phone underneath the picture. It
was like and I tapped it with my thumb on
the photo, and then this thing came up with all
(23:39):
these squiggly lines because on the photo it said, and
I'm making these numbers up three point five ounce sandwiches.
And then you hit the squiggle line. It would convert
it to like milligrams or oh, it's fine, anything that
had measurements on it. You tap the squiggle thing and
then you choose what you want to convert it to
(23:59):
and converted it to it off a photo.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Wow, I haven't heard of this.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
This is news to So if.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
You take a picture of a beer, for example, and
it says like thirteen point five fluid ounces, tap it
like with your thumb on the actual photo and a
little squiggly thing comes up, and then you you can
see how much is that in pintes? How much is
that in cups?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Mind blown? No, I want to try it. Do you
think it'll work with this water bottel? Try to take
a picture.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, Because I think if you take a picture and
there's any kind of text in there, you can like
select that text and copy it into a document.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You can do everything, or to an email searchable and searchable.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I think you might have told me that in the past. Yeah,
but this conversion thing was pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I have heard of that it worked here.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It is so it converts it to different measures.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I couldn't get mine to work.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
There's an airplane now airplane mode. It worked.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yes, isn't that weird?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I know that you think that's cool.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I do, and I'm not sorry.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Woody and I went to a radio station where they
had fat boys in the lobby. The freezer in the
lobby you can just take as many as you want
on the honor system. Yeah, for sure. The station was
sponsored by fat boys.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Oh wow.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
And then so they said, yeah, they come by like
every other day and just fill the freezer for people
that come to the lobby.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Fat boys.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
They don't get the worship they deserve, you know, people, But.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
I thought you were on board with what I absolutely
love from Trader.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Those two Yeah, ship witch bro.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Those are to die, close your eyes and start crying.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Good is what is it called?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Well Stevie wonder But this is those are even better
than Stevie Wonder Good. He's like, when I eat those,
I almost start crying. God was emotional. I make sure
I always keep those stocked so.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Good dude, this uh, this story. I thought about Greg
too because this on known Vincent van Goh painting purchased
by an antiques collector in Minnesota at a garage sale.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I've always wanted to be this lucky basketball.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
For less than fifty dollars. God, they've done the valuation
on itwhere.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Which only they can do, right, Like you have to
take it to them, right.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
So they bought it at a garage sale for less
than fifty bucks. It's valued at fifteen million dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Good god, Yeah, that's so awesome.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Created in eighteen eighty nine, the oil portrait of a
Fisherman was analyzed by a team of experts who identified
distinctive Van go trace traits and traced it in the
pigments and whatever to nineteenth century France. The painting authentic
official recognition depends on verification by the Vang Museum in Amsterdam.
What a return.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That's everybody's dream.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
People spend their lives going to thrift stores looking for
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
And see that's why you watch what is it? Pond
stars Anti groat shot. I got this old thing from
you know, my grandfather. I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Let's see what it's worth.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
It's like an end table, and I love whenever before
they give the big number, they go, what do you
think it's with?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Right, I don't know, thirty thirty four?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, and you see stuff, you know that people were
trying to get rid of. You don't even care.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah, I know. I found this in my grandma's attic.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, I wonder, I think it's I wonder if I've
ever got I mean, my wife gets rid of stuff
all the time, and I'll get rid of stuff. I wonder,
like if we've ever thrown away something yeah that was
not worth fifteen million dollars but pricey.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Well, as a kid, I had these toys. I didn't
buy them. It's gay, I know, but these were like
the tin Man had like an actual tin man outfit.
The Cowardly Lion had like these. And what did I
do with them? I smashed them to pieces with their croque.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Now see now that's not gay, that's not yet.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Way later in life that those actual I was saying
figurines there were really more like dolls. They were like
like twelve twelve, Yeah, that were worth a fortune. I
destroyed them.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Very anybody listening ever, Like, just stumble upon a really
valuable piece of whatever you thought was crap, maybe garbage,
something that just ended up turned it up one day
and you somehow found out that was worth something decent,
be awesome card collection.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Any sympathy for the seller of that vang that guy
at the garage sale.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
You even have to sell it?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
No, yeah either, it wasn't stolen from them, right eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can send us a
text over to two to nine eighty seven, will be
right back
And we are into another new hour in sensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It is Monday morning, beginning
of a brand new week. It's a very exciting day
for us for a number and a number of our listeners.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh yeah, A couple.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Of reasons for us today is April to twenty first,
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm whatddy, that's great, gory.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I just remembered one of the reasons.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, well you should but real good.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
All right, there's menace, hi, Gina grad is here, there's
a sea bass, Sammy's here, Morgan is here. Taken to
calls eight seven seven forty four. Woody send us a
text over to two to nine eight seventh. Well, tonight
is the Woodie Show after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You know, we were giving away a bunch.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Of passes for those of you rips who needed it,
trips which included airfare and the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And I know the.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
People at Disney, they're all pumped up and ready to accept,
ready to accept our Serviceive, it's ready to receive us
except our presence.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But yeah, great, did you figure out what ears you're
going to wear for tonight? What's the ear game?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Might go something different. Maybe wear the Goofy hat.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's what I was saying last week.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
It'd be nice.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Or the Donald Duck because it's you know the fifty don't.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
As a kid, I had the Donald Duck one where
you would squeeze the bill of the hat and it
would squeak.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Oh, you can wear that again.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
The ongoing goal to get to two hundred thousand Instagram followers.
If you're not following us on Instagram, and even for
those of you who are, we're going to be posting mess.
Gonna have a ton of a ton of content that
we'll post. But it's really just a really cool thing
that's closed to the public, only open the Woo show listener.
So that's very exciting, which is great. The other thing
is today is our official eleven year anniversary.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
When you said that.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Of the show, Now, that's this this go around, eleven years,
this go around, and how many was this before? Two
thousand and five to two thousand, two thousand six to
two thousand and nine. So three nine, Kieren, that's fourteen years. Wow,
fourteen years of the Woody Show.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
You are legal family.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
We could have gone to high school three and a
half time.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I know what, so that's how much time for the
wood show. But knowing each other for what twenty years?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Years. At the end of this year, it'll be twenty
years that we've known each other. So crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That means we have to do what today?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I think it's the anniversaries, So I.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Think it's just like a big a boot hockey party,
share a bed, right, Yeah? No, absolutely, absolutely? Hey, speaking
of sexy, Yes, got some nude an ounce stories. I
know how much you have to do announce stories. Say
New Hampshire they got to call about a guy who
walked into a family dollar store naked.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Sweet shouted hey to the clerk, and then ran out.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
The clerk said he was a quote heavy set man
who was only wearing a surgical mask because you don't
want to get COVID. You know. The cops asking the
public if anybody knows anything about this guy, but they
didn't release anytosh, which I guess is goodset about that, like, how.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Are you supposed to know who you're looking for?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You think it was like a frat dare.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, it sounds like a dare for sure. How long
you have to stay in there? Well, you have to
say something like say, hey.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, people called the cops on this sixty year old
guy in Florida after he whipped it out on a
public beach. When the officers arrived, they found the dude,
sure enough, buck naked, just chilling between two umbrellas with
a pile of empty beer cans, and, just to make
things even more odd, a pair of women's panties, even
though there were no women around him. If that makes
(03:33):
a difference, yeah, well, that's what you bring to the beach,
right right, got my cooler, got my tell my ladies panties.
The beach was packed with families, but only two adults
got an unwanted view. He was arrested for indecent exposure
and hauled off to the county jail.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Panties.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Meanwhile, please in Utah arrested a dude after he got
naked and walked into a restaurant with a gun. Witness
said he was flexing his muscles and following people around
time the cops got there, he was in the middle
of the street, where they took him into custody and
then off to the county jail. Now, according to the report,
he had already put on a show to nearby park
before he ended up at the restaurant. That's where he
(04:11):
had gotten naked in full view of a handful of people,
including a couple of kids, which is why he ended
up getting charged with lewdness involving a child on top
of the general lewdness charge and another one for disorderly condom.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Muscular and naked menace jealous jealous? Isn't it weird to
think that you haven't been naked certain places? Like I've
never been naked driving, I've never been naked at a
grocery store.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Are we back to high thoughts? It's weird want to
be naked out a grocery store.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
No, it's just there's so many places you've never been naked.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Well, I've been naked out of a grocery store because
I used to because I workout once, so I changed,
so obviously I was naked. I was technically naked inside grocery,
Like wouldn't you change my clothes and stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
But got all the way naked like underwear and everything. Yeah, probably, Well,
he gets all the way naked when he poops. Yeah,
in a place he's gone to the bathroom, he's been naked.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
And also I've tried.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
I've changed clothes while driving. I've been naked in a car.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah you've never done that.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Same been naked in a car, like you're changing your clothes,
but I've never.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Been fully naked.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
It's always like you're trying to keep the shirt on
while putting another one on it.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Greg, speaking of sexy and on the beach, I've always
kind of like, uh, I've always kind of guessed.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
That you are a speedo guy. I can choice. No.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
When I was in swimming and water polo, you had
to like now so like as an adult now, but you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Could see that right, Yeah, one hundred I.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Had better abs. I probably would you would about bud cheeks.
But then that's always been my question for gay dudes
and straight women, what is the hatred of speedos? If
you have the body that can pull it off, I'm
not like, why do? But most women are like, is spianos?
What you're seeing more what you like?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Maybe because we're not used to seeing that much package. Yeah,
we're not used to it, so it's an uncomfortable we're.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Not used to it.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
See my wife, my wife believes that the kind of
guy who's gonna wear the speedot in this day and.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Age is fat is gay, it probably just assumes he's gay.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I would agree with that.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Like those like a gay guy can get away with
wearing a speedo, I would agree are like.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Those little hot pants euro trunks.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, Well, the place that we go on vacation in Mexico,
there are always a bunch of people come in from
Europe and they're always wearing speedos, like fat guys skinny guys,
doesn't matter, like it's the bathing choice. But I'm just
reading recently because in France, like a lot of pools
in France, they have like a rule against baggy or
(06:45):
loose fitting swim shorts.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I've been on the beaches of France and where people
they were just like wearing tight fitted stuff and the
ships were like topless and stuff.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yeah, in Greece too, and we're talking like moms and stuff.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
It's just the way it is.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And it says the French rule requiring tight fitting swimmer
for men in public pools dates back to.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Nineteen o three. It's and this.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
One company that runs a bunch of pools across Europe
sites it's a matter of cleanliness.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Well, because they don't want street clothes.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It says the bag gear shorts are able to be
one as regular clothing. They'll pick up more dirt and
dust contaminating the pool water. Also, loose shorts retain a
lot more water when you're getting out of the pool,
leading to slippery puddles. It just sounds like a bunch
of people want to see some package. Yeah, for sure,
that sounds like to me, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Eight seven Woody damn oh, I think I know this is.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Alli.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Welcome back Monday morning. It's the Woody Show, Woody and Greg.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You there's Greg Gory next to Menace high Menace next
to Sammy, Sammy nex to SeaBASS on this side.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
And then overall all the way over here. They're just
staying a grass.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Woodie set us a text check in over to two
to nine eight seven. Just another reminder, because I don't
even get an all.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Butt heert and stuff. Tomorrow morning, we will not be
here live.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
There will be a show on the air, but we're
not going to be here live because tonight is the
Woody Show. After hours takeover at Disney California Adventure.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, and so we will not be here.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
It'll be awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, so suck on them.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Oh, speaking of weird people, do you remember that wacko
Japanese loser who gets dressed up he pretends to be
a dog.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Oh yeah, wearing that wearing that collie suit.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
By the way, he spent sixteen thousand dollars on that
stupid it looks cool.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It looks like he might have to shut down his
human zoo business, which I did not realize that he
had a human zoo business.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I didn't even know he had a zoo, but a
human zoo. It makes me hate him even more.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
So there's more people like him.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Well, no, so what it is?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
He lets visitors wear lifelike animal costumes for an immersive experience. Okay,
kind of like living out your pet fantasy. And believe
it or not, bookings haven't been all that hot, you
don't say. Can you imagine, like you get bowling shoes
and those things are disgusting? Can you imagine you go
to this zoo and you rent, I don't know, whatever
(09:27):
the costume might be, and people are sweating inside of
these weirdos, sweating inside these things.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I thought his college costume was pretty impressive.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
But for sixteen thousand bucks, it better be very realistic.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Don't you hate him? Though?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I do?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Like? I like, I see that and I go I hate.
Do you have this person problem?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Like?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
What a what a but impressive? I almost swore? Okay,
what a jerk?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
You really hate him?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Would you be considered a furry beyond? It looks too realistic?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Realistic and it's a cartoons as far as I can tell.
He doesn't wear this suit just to have sex with
other fur.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
He wants to be a dog. Yeah, I think he
identifies as a dog.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
He's he's hoping the word gets out and then people
will book spots before the end of the month to
keep the zoo running.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Do you think he's hooked up with other dogs? Oh?
Like actual dogs are like dogs?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Like has a flash light back there?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I don't know, dude, You mean other people are dress
up like dogs.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Dog got a furry and he identifies as an actual dog?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Is he out there in these streets hooking up with
real dogs?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Wasn't there a woman recently just got busted She was
banging her chihuahua. That was like the last couple of weeks. Yeah,
and how do you like? What was she like clamsmacking
with a or like chihuahua penis? Like you mean, how
does that even work?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
That's yeah, it just happened. That just happened, like a
couple of weeks ago. I'm seeing sexual acts.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't know if that means or whatever. I mean, like, yeah, hand, okay, peanut,
butter red rocket, red rocket. But people are weird, man Psycho.
Another animal story. This is out of the School of
Government at Oxford University.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I went to school there.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
They have been temporarily closed due to the damage caused
by seagulls attacking their glass roof. What this One seagull
was seen repeatedly dropping a large stone onto the central
pane of the building's atrium, shattering the glass.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Even the seagulls are smart, they're.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Dropping rocks on it. Are they trying to get through
to get food?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Maintenance staff believe the seagulls mistook the stones for eggs,
attempting to crack them open in search of food.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
That makes sense.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I thought if they like saw through, they saw food
through the glass, and then they're trying to break through.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
But the building's going to remain closed, No, because they'll
pick like say, you pick up a coconut right, like
you got to get into it, right, so maybe you
bash it against the.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Rock, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Uh, they were they make eggs. They know what they're
not eating their own they don't eat their own babies.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
That an egg would be like a baby to a bird.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yeah, and they would know what an egg looks like
and they would have mistaken Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
That's another one of those things where it's like, did
you talk to the animals and find out like what what?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Like what you all? Well?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Dogs only if dogs think this when dog does this,
this is what it means. Like they say, like when
a dog has its butt up in the air and
it does that like that yoga pose almost or that
where pause and it stretches. Oh that's that's that's a
show of affection and that they trust to you. And
I'm like, how do you know?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
But there's this guy on YouTube I've seen recently that
he speaks cat like.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
He's he's like under speaks cat.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Yeah, he knows like what they he's like teaching other
people how to speak to their animals and he knows
how to say come here in cat in cat voice.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's incredible. That sounds okay, No, he knows how to say.
It's like it's like its own language. It's like murmur yeah,
And so that's dumb.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
But to be fair, that dog stretch example, you they
don't maybe it's not one hundred percent known, but they
do that through years of observation and domestic right, they
deduce that that's what it means.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
This will get them this right, Like cats apparently don't
meow to each other like like in the wild, like
they they got like a cute meou just for us
to get to get us to give them food up
hearing that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
A Chinese court is attempting to auction off approximately one
hundred tons of live crocodiles cool previously owned by a
bankrupt company owned by this dude known as the Crocodile God,
not Charlotte and the God the crocodile.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
A different guy.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The court has started the bidding at about five hundred
and fifty thousand dollars. That's for a lot of all. Yeah,
to get the lot of them, estimated to include between
two hundred and five hundred reptiles.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
What are you going to do with these? In China.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Crocodiles are highly valued and used in over one hundred products,
include and cosmetics and wine. Potential buyers are required to
possess a legal license for breeding aquatic wildlife and have
appropriate facilities to house the crocodiles to.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Make wallets in person.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Nuggets.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I saw this one, dude, did you see the video
on on social media with the guy he's in the water, goes, guys,
because people will tell you like, oh, like you can
do that. He's got an alligator right in front of
half and things being like totally cool, right, docile, And
he goes, it's not because this thing likes me. He goes,
you just have to know how to handle it and
(14:37):
what not to do. Like for he goes, so like
you know, for example, like you know, somebody comes in
here and you don't want to do and he puts
his fingers on a certain part of the stout and
this thing is like yeah, and he was but see
I don't That's why I don't do that, right, And
he's still in this like chest high water with this alligator.
I saw an alligator one time when I was in Florida.
It was off on the grass like a good distance away.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
I like that, Yeah, too freaky, too close that I
didn't They moved fast too.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, I'm not messing with that.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I told you where I water skied in Cancun, there
was an alligator in that lagoon, and I said, I
see an alligator over there. I said, yeah, it lives there,
just don't fall.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
So that was one of the things I don't worry
about sharks and things like, I love being in the ocean.
I don't worry about sharks. But there was a story
right before I went to the resort in Mexico last
year where there were these reports in Cancun about the
saltwater crocodiles that were like coming in from the inland
and getting like onto the beach into the ocean where
(15:39):
the tourists were swimming, and I go, wait a minute, now,
that's too close. What from where it was crocodiles and
the ocean.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
That's a non starter.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
They're super quick too, Like in the ocean.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
When I was in Costa Rica, we were on a
little boat and the guy would slap fish on the
side of the boat.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Is just me and the guy I was with, and
they come out and you're like look, they're like little puppies,
little dogs his friends.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Uh huh yeah yeah those freak me out like snakes,
don't freak me out. Heights don't freak me out. And
crocodiles alligators, no.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (16:12):
What was that animal that you basically kissed in Cara.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Coon Kawate.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Likes they kind of look like yeah, so like because
they come up like right where everybody is.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, I have I have. I have a picture that
whole super cute run through the resorts.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah they do, and so I I have I have
like much of mc call, like the little pringles and
stuff that they that they give you them. Yeah, you
know what, they get so happy they like it. I
like to get the wheedled baby.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I guess they're pretty cute.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I gotta I gotta find it.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Type of monkey technically is that it is?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I mean they walk around like monkeys and it went
right up to his face. Let me let me find it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
We gotta take a break, okay, show all right, So
we've got the takeover tonight. As you know, your chance
to win those VIP passes. These are the final giveaways.
We're not doing the ticket window. We don't have that
kind of quantity.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Last.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, we've gone away so many passes. Congratulations to all
the winners again. Six pm is when your ticket for
the takeover will get you into the park tonight. And
then at nine o'clock is when they kick the public
out and it's all the rides, food and wine festival.
All this stuff opened us exclusively until one o'clock in
the morning. Live broadcasts coming up this afternoon starting at
five at the end of Hollywood Boulevard by Guardians of
(17:37):
the Galaxy Mission Breakout. You'll see the broadcast center set
up there. Make sure you stop by and say hi,
do it. But we've got that next five pack of
VIP tickets coming up here in the next fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It is the Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. You can send us a text
over to two to nine eight seven. I swear ever
since you started working on this show, every day I
would say that Gina Grad either has a cold or allergies.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh yeah, we're both.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
It's this room.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I think it's this room too, because I'm just constantly sneezing.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
But I did like scratch right here, like between my eyes,
like triggered this nerve and I was like, oh God,
I feel a sneeze coming.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
I'm just a weirdo.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Yeah, I agree, you guys are not weirdos. It's definitely
in this room. I've asked multiple times to do some
testing because we've had leaks coming through the top of
the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, and it's all this stuff.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
And they're like, oh, I saw the workers go and
lift like some event, and they go, oh, it's good.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Really, No, I've not had a problem with it. It Actually
we got here.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
We all sneeze well.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
And that's the other thing. I know.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
You take allergy pill every day, and you've been encouraging
me to, but I'm so scared to those make me
so tired.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
No, this doesn't have any It's not like Ben and Drill.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I know, but I'm a weirdo. I want to be.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Saying this trial.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Give it a try, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
So these are the best natural remedies. It's allergy season.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
So even if it's not every day like Gina, crazy
weird like Gina. Uh, these are what the experts say
to do if you're trying to control the hour. I
recommend the zertech thing daily. Whether you're having the symptoms
or not. Just daily recommended by the doctor and it's
been great for me. But close the windows, give them
shut everywhere. Even the recycled air in the car. Do
that air filters, change those out, use hepa air filters.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Change and shower before bed.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, because the cloth that you wore outside during the
day that contract the pollen inside. I shower them mafias.
You know, pollen's in your hair and your skin and whatever.
It can be irritating. You clean your bedding, Greg, you
gotta wash it like once every I don't know week,
not every six months. Yeah, now here's where I draw
the line. Wear an N ninety five mask outside helm
(19:51):
no chance, never again. Uses saline rinse that stuff. You know,
did you ever get one of those novages?
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Should use it every day.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
The navage is great. Use it every day. It's so fun.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I have to limit myself, like I want to do
it against dude.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
So much crap comes out of her head.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
So fun.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Okay, drink it plenty of water, try the steam and
humidifier stuff, and then obviously make sure you're taking like
a vitamin.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Even though Seabast will argue that it don't work. Yeah,
but do it.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
You can't because there's nothing when you are suffering from
allergies like real bad that is it's awful, which I
never had any issue as a kid. It wasn't until
I was an adult I started getting those sinus infections
and they say it was just probably just a low
level allergy.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
So I can handle the sneezing, not that I enjoy it,
but I hate the runny eyes, yes, God, and a
constant running nose. But no matter how much you blow it,
it's already post. And they come in here with some
insane story about stuffed animals and us blisters and being
(20:50):
in plastic tuper wear.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Are you except me to believe a word of it? Well,
I don't and I never will. The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And by the way, it's even better than a picture.
I found a video of me feeding one of these kowai.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Really get right up to your face.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
So I'm holding the pringle chip in my mouth and
I'm leaning forward and it takes it right out of
my mouth.
Speaker 7 (21:10):
You could get a baby, Oh your best friend did
the baby here?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Let me start me start the video for you. Go
see how cute it is. You could get baby. He
just takes it right out of my mouth.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh my god, I get herpies though.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
No dog, yeah, yeah yeah, monkey tail.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, just come out.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
And I thought you went to like a sanctuary place
or something.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Right there at the resort. Yeah, baby, I'm a kawate whisper.
They are cute.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
They're very cute, and it's it's yeah, every once in
a while, like you'll have a couple of the adult ones,
but they have like a bunch.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Of babies, and the babies are.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Just adorable, like potato chips. Yeah, they're like, yeah, sorry,
they like potato chips.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, who doesn't.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding send us a text
over to Tonine eight seven Greg Gory. Apparently he had
his mind blown thanks to his iPhone. Yeah, in a
box of ice cream sandwiches and and I don't know,
so you guys probably don't know the whole story, but
like just the way Greg set it up, I go,
(22:16):
you know what, this sounds like something that we should
tell on the air.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I will also bring this up next time we talked
to Rich on tech. I'm sure he knows about it.
You guys probably know about it. It's probably old, but
I just discovered it. Bear with me, so you know,
I've been just trying my hardest to have willpower of
steel and not buy junk food. But the other day,
(22:39):
you know those ice cream sandwiches called fat Boys.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Yes, oh, those are so good. The quality of the
ice cream and those things.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Ice cream quality is yeah, just off the charriphone. It's dense,
it's creamy, so dense, so creamy. The cookie is quality.
It doesn't crumble like those cafeteria basic bitch ones. It's
so good. So I was overrun with no willpower. It
just collapsed, and I said, oh my god, I'm getting
(23:05):
this box of fat Boys. It was so noteworthy that
I got ice cream sandwiches that when I got home,
I laid them on the counter and took a photo
of them. Sent it off tomorrow and I said, look.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
What I got.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
And then he said, oh my god, fat Boys. Those
are so good. So then I went back to my
photos to delete it because I don't want a photo
of a box of fat Boys on my phone. And
then as I was about to delete it, I noticed
this weird symbol and I've since deleted it. I should
have kept it on my phone underneath the picture. It
was like and I tapped it with my thumb on
the photo, and then this thing came up with all
(23:39):
these squiggly lines because on the photo it said, and
I'm making these numbers up three point five ounce sandwiches.
And then you hit the squiggle line. It would convert
it to like milligrams or oh, it's fine, anything that
had measurements on it. You tap the squiggle thing and
then you choose what you want to convert it to
(23:59):
and converted it to it off a photo.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Wow, I haven't heard of this.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
This is news to So if.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
You take a picture of a beer, for example, and
it says like thirteen point five fluid ounces, tap it
like with your thumb on the actual photo and a
little squiggly thing comes up, and then you you can
see how much is that in pintes? How much is
that in cups?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Mind blown? No, I want to try it. Do you
think it'll work with this water bottel? Try to take
a picture.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, Because I think if you take a picture and
there's any kind of text in there, you can like
select that text and copy it into a document.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You can do everything, or to an email searchable and searchable.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I think you might have told me that in the past. Yeah,
but this conversion thing was pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I have heard of that it worked here.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
It is so it converts it to different measures.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I couldn't get mine to work.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
There's an airplane now airplane mode. It worked.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yes, isn't that weird?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I know that you think that's cool.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I do, and I'm not sorry.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Woody and I went to a radio station where they
had fat boys in the lobby. The freezer in the
lobby you can just take as many as you want
on the honor system. Yeah, for sure. The station was
sponsored by fat boys.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Oh wow.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
And then so they said, yeah, they come by like
every other day and just fill the freezer for people
that come to the lobby.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Fat boys.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
They don't get the worship they deserve, you know, people, But.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
I thought you were on board with what I absolutely
love from Trader.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Those two Yeah, ship witch bro.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Those are to die, close your eyes and start crying.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Good is what is it called?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Well Stevie wonder But this is those are even better
than Stevie Wonder Good. He's like, when I eat those,
I almost start crying. God was emotional. I make sure
I always keep those stocked so.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Good dude, this uh, this story. I thought about Greg
too because this on known Vincent van Goh painting purchased
by an antiques collector in Minnesota at a garage sale.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I've always wanted to be this lucky basketball.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
For less than fifty dollars. God, they've done the valuation
on itwhere.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Which only they can do, right, Like you have to
take it to them, right.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
So they bought it at a garage sale for less
than fifty bucks. It's valued at fifteen million dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Good god, Yeah, that's so awesome.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Created in eighteen eighty nine, the oil portrait of a
Fisherman was analyzed by a team of experts who identified
distinctive Van go trace traits and traced it in the
pigments and whatever to nineteenth century France. The painting authentic
official recognition depends on verification by the Vang Museum in Amsterdam.
What a return.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That's everybody's dream.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
People spend their lives going to thrift stores looking for
stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
And see that's why you watch what is it? Pond
stars Anti groat shot. I got this old thing from
you know, my grandfather. I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Let's see what it's worth.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
It's like an end table, and I love whenever before
they give the big number, they go, what do you
think it's with?
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Right, I don't know, thirty thirty four?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, and you see stuff, you know that people were
trying to get rid of. You don't even care.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah, I know. I found this in my grandma's attic.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, I wonder, I think it's I wonder if I've
ever got I mean, my wife gets rid of stuff
all the time, and I'll get rid of stuff. I wonder,
like if we've ever thrown away something yeah that was
not worth fifteen million dollars but pricey.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Well, as a kid, I had these toys. I didn't
buy them. It's gay, I know, but these were like
the tin Man had like an actual tin man outfit.
The Cowardly Lion had like these. And what did I
do with them? I smashed them to pieces with their croque.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Now see now that's not gay, that's not yet.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Way later in life that those actual I was saying
figurines there were really more like dolls. They were like
like twelve twelve, Yeah, that were worth a fortune. I
destroyed them.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Very anybody listening ever, Like, just stumble upon a really
valuable piece of whatever you thought was crap, maybe garbage,
something that just ended up turned it up one day
and you somehow found out that was worth something decent,
be awesome card collection.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Any sympathy for the seller of that vang that guy
at the garage sale.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
You even have to sell it?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
No, yeah either, it wasn't stolen from them, right eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can send us a
text over to two to nine eighty seven, will be
right back
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