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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Oh dude, I let up like a little girl. Well,
like a little girl in the early two thousands, like, uh,
this Rihanna song came on the radio and I cranked
it up and I was like singing at the top
of my LuFe. Really I love Rihanna. Yeah, it's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Please someone help me.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's not for me to feel this way.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
How you are making this hard.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You're not making me hard. It's like you're making this
hardy are you? Why are you making this hard? I
like to making me hard version that's pretty sure. Yeah,
you menace Ray Jane. Well, I don't want to hang
out with her the way the Menace does. Menus wants
to go to Raus and friends and out and hang
out on the beach Barbados. And I just think she's
got some catchy ass songs. Anyway, back it is the
(01:00):
Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
You can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven. You know another song? I
really like what this one? It's a banger? Thank you Robot. Well,
(01:22):
you are Dugan lover that's why. Yeah, I am love
her little doggies. I'm wondering if you've got one of
the stories that the Gina texted me. Oh, I doubt it.
We looked at that one.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, this was a worse one.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So really it was worse.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, No, the one I sent you was worse than
the one I showed him. Oh wow, it's not going
to get the.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Worst in all My stories are about the power and
love of having a dog or a doggo or a
Dugan in your life.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay, Gina's going to so then I want to Well,
then we'll rally with those cubs. They just saw the
story that the Gina sent over and it was just
a stupidity because this woman, her baby was killed by
her baby dugan pitbull. She goes, I don't know how
this could have happened. You had a killer in your.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
House, like somebody trying to break in in the pit bull.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, really like the family dog, the pit bull. Ye
killed this kid, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Baby killed by family pit bull.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
As grieving mother laments, I will never understand why.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I will never understand why. Well, you know, you get
a crocodile in the house, chicken laying around. What happened?
I'm not sure what happened.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, this this first story for Dugan News it's from
ABC Tampa and it is much much nicer and may
I say, much more emblematic of the actual human Dugan relationship.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, here we go Dugan News.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
This is Sassy, a nine year old chihuahua, and she
may have saved her ninety two year old owner's life.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
She follows me everywhere.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Sassy was walking next to ninety two year old Marie
Alexander as she went to check the mail the bets
when the expected happened.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
When I went to step up on the walkway, my
foot twisted and I just fell backwards.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
No one could see her.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I just said prayers, and perhaps.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
God had Sassy answer them, because the dogs sprung into action.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
She ran down every every car that pass.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Sassy did this for five hours.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Laid beside me each time, and my face.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
She'd been able to inch her way to a somewhat
shady area, coming to rest on an ant pile. Walking by,
heard the stop barking and spotted Alexander.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I saved her at the shelter, and she saved.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Me the ant pile. I've made it to shade.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
I didn't think him here because I suffer when he
fights me. I meant my vagina and when out walking
and he sees he lighted away.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
He jumped on because he gets so crazy. He gets
so crazy. That's a different CHIUAA yeah, different medic and
I we always think of that same lady whenever.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
There's like these lucky was it a yeah, happy happy
happy happy all.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Right, it's so far, so good. It's Sea Bass's Dougan
news Greg all of these. That's not the theme this week.
The theme is fun with accents. Our first accent was
Mega Old Lady our second our.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Second accent is from nine News Australia and it's about
a little housekeeper who went home to go clean a
house and got some kisses.
Speaker 9 (04:46):
Just A woman has suffered a horrific leg and army
injuries when she was attacked by a dog in Sydney Southwest.
The police were forced to taser the pit bull to
save her loss and.
Speaker 10 (04:58):
The shrill dream rings out in a quiet street.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
A woman muled by a pit.
Speaker 11 (05:06):
Bull, her leg, her neck, her hands, everywhere she's on
the floor.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Slot it's just god, the dog. Where's that guy from
by the way.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
I attacking her arms and legs.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
There's a lot of loud streaming and crying.
Speaker 10 (05:20):
The woman in her thirties suffered such a significant blood loss.
It's a miracle that she's in a stable conditioning.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
A disaster or something that I can I want.
Speaker 12 (05:32):
You've ever seen your loss?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's just a thing. Key, Why, Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Blood gets pit bulls horny, right, so horny?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, it's their Spanish fly and.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
People should I don't know how this happened because pit
bulls have been illegal in Australia for quite some time.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Unfortunately, yes, apparently, Yeah, I guess they just don't like
nice dogs.
Speaker 12 (05:56):
I don't like the adorable on this.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It's at the Woodshell. It's Sea Bass's Dougan news.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
And again fun with accents South South Australia, No, no
South Africa edition.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This is s a b C news. How their part? Well,
but a little girl.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Went out and she found a little friend, and for
some reason that village is all upset.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
Just a ten year old girl was tagged by a
putball on Wednesday last week. I spoke to her mother
this morning. She says she is still so consented, and
she is so said to see her child looking like that.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, goddamn, this is my new favorite accent. That it's
like it's yeah, it's it's like a combination of like Indian,
like India and then that Dutch.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's gotta be a different dialect because like, yeah, it
doesn't speak like and like.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
What Oscar Pistorius. When that trial is gone, it all
sounded kind of Dutch.
Speaker 13 (06:54):
Was tagged by a putball on Wednesday last week. I
spoke to her mother this morning. She says she is
feels so consented and she is so said to see
her child looking like that stupid. Today the community are
saying they will be going to the police police station
and to actually say they are calling for all the
peoples in the community to be taken away because they
(07:15):
are saying over the years, over the past six years,
people have suffered injuries and they are continuing to live
with the trauma of what they experienced when they were
betting by the people's We will give you the update
as the day continues, but for now, it's back to
you in the studio products.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That big run on sentence, right, there was a reporter
who does his professional by the way, that's cut way down.
Oh my god, somebody sent her back to broadcast. And
I tell you that's my favorite accent. Peoples be out here,
we are more like working what shows he basses.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Dougan News hastened back to Australia seven News Australia and
again pit bulls are illegal in Australia. But this is
a little buddy named Buddy and his uh not owner
but caretaker Anne Marie. And tell me if that doesn't
look a hell of a lot like a pit bulls.
I passed the photo around the room. I mean, but
we're about to find out. No, Anne Marie and Buddy,
their lifelong, well soon to be life, hopefully lifelong relationship
(08:21):
is not technically a pit bull.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Okay, all right, already show Dougan News.
Speaker 14 (08:28):
For seven years, Buddy, it was his owner's faithful friend
until the day he snapped and almost killed her.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Obviously in the fact that I was lost my dog,
lost mom too.
Speaker 14 (08:41):
Still, Anne Marie claims it was the sound of someone
bashing on her front door that set off the mixed
breed ridgeback frenzy.
Speaker 11 (08:51):
He fulled back three times and off Guy's arm. Was
a little bit relieved once that come off, because it was,
you know, less Paine obviously.
Speaker 14 (09:00):
Losing leads of blood by it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I was like this is gonna be a great We're
not alone.
Speaker 14 (09:06):
Somehow he managed to call Trip zero rush to Townsville
University Hospital for emergency surgery.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Do you blame buddy.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
No, no, I don't, not one bed.
Speaker 14 (09:16):
He's an animal, an animal who had molded another neighbor
just weeks.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I didn't know going to do that.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
You didn't think you do such damage to stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Someone's trying to break into her home. So he rips
off her horror.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, these are Rhodesian ridgebacks.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Yeahs about them.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And it's a giant dog. Give him your warm it's
got a knife.
Speaker 12 (09:43):
It's a knife.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
That Yeah, that's not a people, that's a ridge ridge.
Speaker 12 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
And yeah, a total total surprise to her. He only
malt someone last.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh it's not her?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Are you still rubbing around?
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Thinks like the perfect breed for Gina to get Jack
Russell Terrier, perfect size, they're not too tiny.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, they're cute, they need they're energetic. I like cats.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
He's in a French bull dog. A well, what do
you show sea basses dugan nudes our partners in life?
Speaker 11 (10:21):
Yeah, yes, and he just went into a frenzy and
he pulled back three times and off goes arm.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Everywhere it was felled into an ant pile.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Goes the arm.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
More what he shows next hang on Sammy's first impression
with the dudes outside the chicken joint at the bus stop.
She looks like she's.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Got an auntsy shop that doesn't do very well.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The only people, she said, feels like her close family,
like she's not a witch. But she hangs her on,
which is so it's like, here, hold these stones and
let's hold hands.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
In home, I do have a.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Failure. Well, Samon doesn't like to say, you know, good morning.
She does it at a protest, yes, but hesitantly, but
she doesn't like doing it. She would prefer am I
correct in saying that you would prefer not to do
it with people.
Speaker 12 (11:25):
That I see every day?
Speaker 15 (11:27):
Yeah, I prefer not to.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay. Sea Mass doesn't like it. If he sneezes and
he says bless you will say thank you because it's
meaningless and it's just a waste of time. Well, the
blessing people when they sneeze is one of the things
people were asked, what's a made up societal rule that
we should all just stop following? And that was one
of the things that came back. That's the thing that
(11:49):
stood out to me, just because, like Sea Bass says it, all,
thank you, I'm a forward thinker.
Speaker 12 (11:56):
For the future.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
No, thank you, you're wasting your own time acknowledging there.
But it will stop a thousand more of those things. Okay,
but does yeah it does around.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Here, or just goes to the Seinfeld route and got
you you are so good looking say.
Speaker 12 (12:13):
Something as well.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, all right, so other made up socidal rules that
we should all just stop following that. It's unacceptable to
date a friend's X that's not made up just because
it didn't work out for them, doesn't mean shouldn't work
out for you. That's not the answer.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
It's just people that just want to date other people's exits.
Speaker 15 (12:32):
Yeah, you can't find anyone else that's I want to
take the easy road, let me do that.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I mean, if you're okay with losing a friend, then
right too. But that's the thing, like maybe as the friend,
you shouldn't be upset if like you've broken up already
it's like they dumped you for them. I mean, yeah,
you shouldn't somebody if somebody wants to date the person
that you were, like whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Who can actually you dump them.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I care because because quite possibly there was a problem
that we had, which is why we're not dating anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
And I don't want to be around that. I don't
want to live with that problem.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Well I see it as like, Okay, well I didn't
finish my steak and somebody says a friend of mine
or my family, hey, you're gonna eat that. I have
outtakes tires, I have.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
I have friends that go on vacation with each other
that are like exes and all kinds of stuff like that.
Really I find it weird. But I guess if there's
like a conversation beforehand, and it's cool, But like when
you just show up with somebody's X one day, that's
kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Other societal rules that people said when they were asked
that we should just all stop following respect your elders.
One person says, some of the nastiest people I've met
are over seventy. Oh yeah, good job you survived to
be a dinosaur. But respect is earned, not given. Like, yeah,
you're not given just because you're older. Like if you're
if you're just an old prick, you're an old prick,
(13:46):
and you shouldn't be given respect if you're a prick
yelling at any age the doubt, but they can lose
that that. You can't eat in front of your friends
unless they are eating too, or unless you know their
their food also got there.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
That's me. I can't.
Speaker 12 (14:00):
I can't stop that habita.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
It is good manners because yeah, it has to do
with It's not a worthless rule because i's to do
with conversation and phases of the the.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Yeah, because then if you start and finish and then
the other person's halfway through, yes, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Take my plate and the other persons still you made.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It's a good rule.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Yeah, I mean I don't want will I mean I
don't want to wait, but I will.
Speaker 12 (14:28):
Menace is the one that makes us wait until he
takes a picture.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
One time I went to eat with Menace. I was
not done yet and he was getting up to leave.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
He was in the car.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
I was That's the part that's torture for me. When
I'm done and you're still eating. Have you never ate before?
Speaker 12 (14:43):
Like hurry up?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
People were asked, what's a made up societal rule that
we should all just stop following? It should be acceptable
to respectfully decline gifts. Why don't I have to pretend
to like something, take it home and save it to
regift it later.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Because you're gonna I mean, I know this is me
saying it, but you're gonna hurt somebody's feeling.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, it is me.
Speaker 15 (15:00):
That would be mean to reject a gifts thank you
somebody thought about and wanted to give you, thought I
thought you would like it.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
Just hit it on the dust on the way out.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Can you imagine that? Like much like Sea Bass's response
to God bless you and if yous like you give nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Any kids do it all the time. You're like stopping.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh the worst. The worst is when your kid gets
something as a gift and it's from like one of
your parents or something, and they go, I already have this.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh god, I hate that.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
We've had long time.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So I had to teach the kids like, hey, when
you're opening gifts from people and they're right there, you go, oh,
thank you so much.
Speaker 12 (15:39):
Everything's great even if you have it.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
If you have it, it's even more reason to say oh,
thank you so much. And then later go, mom, we
already have this, right, And I.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Tell them you're not thinking it for the gift. You're
thinking them for the time and money.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
And if you say and if you blow it off,
guess who's not getting gifts in the future.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's exactly right. Having to place your napkin on your
lap forget it lands on the floor ninety nine out
of a hundre of times, what it doesn't?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, if you yeah, I don't just fly paper napkin.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
Well, it's called being a baby and food on yourself
like a toddler.
Speaker 15 (16:15):
I spill all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I need a napkin on my.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Chocolate.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Got a walky eye.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
That's also the area on MENACE's chair until I started
jumping in the studio was a wasteland.
Speaker 12 (16:25):
Right, Yeah, on the ground it fell off you.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You can use your napkin and if if you get
stuff on your pants, I mean, isn't that on you?
Like is why is it rude to have the napkins
like if you have it like on to the right
of your plate and it's just sitting there.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
Because that usually done with your mails.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I do it.
Speaker 12 (16:41):
That's the signal I'm done. When you put your napkin
on the plate.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
That when you stacked all your dishes on top of
each other.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Yeah, I mean, I guess, and that is a societal
rule is more etiquettes.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
And then I just stared at the waiter and I'm like,
why are you taking so long?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I got here.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Again.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
People are asked, what's it made up societal rule that
we should all stop following that women should be polite
and to be considered ladylike. True, men are never held
to the same standards. Why women should be polite men
to be considered lady like? You also get free things
for being lady like. Yeah, I actually think women aren't
nice enough.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Oh, I think we're pretty bitchy.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Every time I hear a woman say bruh or a cussword,
it is.
Speaker 8 (17:26):
Then I do agree with that. It's not fair when
women are in positions of power and they're like, you know,
being stern and stuff like that. They you know, they
are labeled as a bach versus a dude being the
same way a leader.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
But what do people say about the dudes are that way?
They say they're a holes.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
No, they say, oh, that's that's leadership.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Is a strong le that used to be get stuffed.
I don't think it's like that anymore.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Yeah, I say, I'm with what it's about fifty to fifty. Yeah,
I don't think guys a whole are like, oh, hey,
you know, he's.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
From someone's being if someone's being annoying, you know, depending
on the person. I mean, guys get called dude, you're
being a bitch, you know. But yes, if it is
a woman being difficult in any circumstance, boss or not,
you just being a bitch or she's a bitch, where
the guy's being that way, Oh he's a prick, he's
an a hole, he's a dickhead, he's whatever.
Speaker 15 (18:12):
Well, I think the point is that a guy has
to be over the top to be called a prick,
whereas if a girl acts the same as the guy,
it'll somewhat go unnoticed on the guy.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, that's if it's equal to.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
I don't disagree with that, that's true.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I could see that eight seven seven forty four Woody. Yes,
let's definitely leave the respect your elders thing bitter fs
eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over to
two two nine eight seven
Oh dude, I let up like a little girl. Well,
like a little girl in the early two thousands, like, uh,
this Rihanna song came on the radio and I cranked
it up and I was like singing at the top
of my LuFe. Really I love Rihanna. Yeah, it's all about.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Please someone help me.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's not for me to feel this way.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
How you are making this hard.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You're not making me hard. It's like you're making this
hardy are you? Why are you making this hard? I
like to making me hard version that's pretty sure. Yeah,
you menace Ray Jane. Well, I don't want to hang
out with her the way the Menace does. Menus wants
to go to Raus and friends and out and hang
out on the beach Barbados. And I just think she's
got some catchy ass songs. Anyway, back it is the
(01:00):
Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
You can hit us up with the text over to
two to nine eight seven. You know another song? I
really like what this one? It's a banger? Thank you Robot. Well,
(01:22):
you are Dugan lover that's why. Yeah, I am love
her little doggies. I'm wondering if you've got one of
the stories that the Gina texted me. Oh, I doubt it.
We looked at that one.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, this was a worse one.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
So really it was worse.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, No, the one I sent you was worse than
the one I showed him. Oh wow, it's not going
to get the.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Worst in all My stories are about the power and
love of having a dog or a doggo or a
Dugan in your life.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay, Gina's going to so then I want to Well,
then we'll rally with those cubs. They just saw the
story that the Gina sent over and it was just
a stupidity because this woman, her baby was killed by
her baby dugan pitbull. She goes, I don't know how
this could have happened. You had a killer in your.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
House, like somebody trying to break in in the pit bull.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, really like the family dog, the pit bull. Ye
killed this kid, Ohio.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Baby killed by family pit bull.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
As grieving mother laments, I will never understand why.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I will never understand why. Well, you know, you get
a crocodile in the house, chicken laying around. What happened?
I'm not sure what happened.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, this this first story for Dugan News it's from
ABC Tampa and it is much much nicer and may
I say, much more emblematic of the actual human Dugan relationship.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, here we go Dugan News.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
This is Sassy, a nine year old chihuahua, and she
may have saved her ninety two year old owner's life.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
She follows me everywhere.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Sassy was walking next to ninety two year old Marie
Alexander as she went to check the mail the bets
when the expected happened.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
When I went to step up on the walkway, my
foot twisted and I just fell backwards.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
No one could see her.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
I just said prayers, and perhaps.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
God had Sassy answer them, because the dogs sprung into action.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
She ran down every every car that pass.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Sassy did this for five hours.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Laid beside me each time, and my face.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
She'd been able to inch her way to a somewhat
shady area, coming to rest on an ant pile. Walking by,
heard the stop barking and spotted Alexander.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I saved her at the shelter, and she saved.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Me the ant pile. I've made it to shade.
Speaker 7 (04:01):
I didn't think him here because I suffer when he
fights me. I meant my vagina and when out walking
and he sees he lighted away.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
He jumped on because he gets so crazy. He gets
so crazy. That's a different CHIUAA yeah, different medic and
I we always think of that same lady whenever.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
There's like these lucky was it a yeah, happy happy
happy happy all.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Right, it's so far, so good. It's Sea Bass's Dougan
news Greg all of these. That's not the theme this week.
The theme is fun with accents. Our first accent was
Mega Old Lady our second our.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Second accent is from nine News Australia and it's about
a little housekeeper who went home to go clean a
house and got some kisses.
Speaker 9 (04:46):
Just A woman has suffered a horrific leg and army
injuries when she was attacked by a dog in Sydney Southwest.
The police were forced to taser the pit bull to
save her loss and.
Speaker 10 (04:58):
The shrill dream rings out in a quiet street.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
A woman muled by a pit.
Speaker 11 (05:06):
Bull, her leg, her neck, her hands, everywhere she's on
the floor.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Slot it's just god, the dog. Where's that guy from
by the way.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
I attacking her arms and legs.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
There's a lot of loud streaming and crying.
Speaker 10 (05:20):
The woman in her thirties suffered such a significant blood loss.
It's a miracle that she's in a stable conditioning.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
A disaster or something that I can I want.
Speaker 12 (05:32):
You've ever seen your loss?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's just a thing. Key, Why, Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Blood gets pit bulls horny, right, so horny?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, it's their Spanish fly and.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
People should I don't know how this happened because pit
bulls have been illegal in Australia for quite some time.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Unfortunately, yes, apparently, Yeah, I guess they just don't like
nice dogs.
Speaker 12 (05:56):
I don't like the adorable on this.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
It's at the Woodshell. It's Sea Bass's Dougan news.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
And again fun with accents South South Australia, No, no
South Africa edition.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This is s a b C news. How their part? Well,
but a little girl.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Went out and she found a little friend, and for
some reason that village is all upset.
Speaker 13 (06:15):
Just a ten year old girl was tagged by a
putball on Wednesday last week. I spoke to her mother
this morning. She says she is still so consented, and
she is so said to see her child looking like that.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, goddamn, this is my new favorite accent. That it's
like it's yeah, it's it's like a combination of like Indian,
like India and then that Dutch.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's gotta be a different dialect because like, yeah, it
doesn't speak like and like.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
What Oscar Pistorius. When that trial is gone, it all
sounded kind of Dutch.
Speaker 13 (06:54):
Was tagged by a putball on Wednesday last week. I
spoke to her mother this morning. She says she is
feels so consented and she is so said to see
her child looking like that stupid. Today the community are
saying they will be going to the police police station
and to actually say they are calling for all the
peoples in the community to be taken away because they
(07:15):
are saying over the years, over the past six years,
people have suffered injuries and they are continuing to live
with the trauma of what they experienced when they were
betting by the people's We will give you the update
as the day continues, but for now, it's back to
you in the studio products.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That big run on sentence, right, there was a reporter
who does his professional by the way, that's cut way down.
Oh my god, somebody sent her back to broadcast. And
I tell you that's my favorite accent. Peoples be out here,
we are more like working what shows he basses.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Dougan News hastened back to Australia seven News Australia and
again pit bulls are illegal in Australia. But this is
a little buddy named Buddy and his uh not owner
but caretaker Anne Marie. And tell me if that doesn't
look a hell of a lot like a pit bulls.
I passed the photo around the room. I mean, but
we're about to find out. No, Anne Marie and Buddy,
their lifelong, well soon to be life, hopefully lifelong relationship
(08:21):
is not technically a pit bull.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Okay, all right, already show Dougan News.
Speaker 14 (08:28):
For seven years, Buddy, it was his owner's faithful friend
until the day he snapped and almost killed her.
Speaker 11 (08:36):
Obviously in the fact that I was lost my dog,
lost mom too.
Speaker 14 (08:41):
Still, Anne Marie claims it was the sound of someone
bashing on her front door that set off the mixed
breed ridgeback frenzy.
Speaker 11 (08:51):
He fulled back three times and off Guy's arm. Was
a little bit relieved once that come off, because it was,
you know, less Paine obviously.
Speaker 14 (09:00):
Losing leads of blood by it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I was like this is gonna be a great We're
not alone.
Speaker 14 (09:06):
Somehow he managed to call Trip zero rush to Townsville
University Hospital for emergency surgery.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Do you blame buddy.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
No, no, I don't, not one bed.
Speaker 14 (09:16):
He's an animal, an animal who had molded another neighbor
just weeks.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I didn't know going to do that.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
You didn't think you do such damage to stupid.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Someone's trying to break into her home. So he rips
off her horror.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, these are Rhodesian ridgebacks.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Yeahs about them.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And it's a giant dog. Give him your warm it's
got a knife.
Speaker 12 (09:43):
It's a knife.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
That Yeah, that's not a people, that's a ridge ridge.
Speaker 12 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
And yeah, a total total surprise to her. He only
malt someone last.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh it's not her?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Are you still rubbing around?
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Thinks like the perfect breed for Gina to get Jack
Russell Terrier, perfect size, they're not too tiny.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah, they're cute, they need they're energetic. I like cats.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
He's in a French bull dog. A well, what do
you show sea basses dugan nudes our partners in life?
Speaker 11 (10:21):
Yeah, yes, and he just went into a frenzy and
he pulled back three times and off goes arm.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Everywhere it was felled into an ant pile.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Goes the arm.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
More what he shows next hang on Sammy's first impression
with the dudes outside the chicken joint at the bus stop.
She looks like she's.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Got an auntsy shop that doesn't do very well.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The only people, she said, feels like her close family,
like she's not a witch. But she hangs her on,
which is so it's like, here, hold these stones and
let's hold hands.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
In home, I do have a.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Failure. Well, Samon doesn't like to say, you know, good morning.
She does it at a protest, yes, but hesitantly, but
she doesn't like doing it. She would prefer am I
correct in saying that you would prefer not to do
it with people.
Speaker 12 (11:25):
That I see every day?
Speaker 15 (11:27):
Yeah, I prefer not to.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay. Sea Mass doesn't like it. If he sneezes and
he says bless you will say thank you because it's
meaningless and it's just a waste of time. Well, the
blessing people when they sneeze is one of the things
people were asked, what's a made up societal rule that
we should all just stop following? And that was one
of the things that came back. That's the thing that
(11:49):
stood out to me, just because, like Sea Bass says it, all,
thank you, I'm a forward thinker.
Speaker 12 (11:56):
For the future.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
No, thank you, you're wasting your own time acknowledging there.
But it will stop a thousand more of those things. Okay,
but does yeah it does around.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Here, or just goes to the Seinfeld route and got
you you are so good looking say.
Speaker 12 (12:13):
Something as well.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, all right, so other made up socidal rules that
we should all just stop following that. It's unacceptable to
date a friend's X that's not made up just because
it didn't work out for them, doesn't mean shouldn't work
out for you. That's not the answer.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
It's just people that just want to date other people's exits.
Speaker 15 (12:32):
Yeah, you can't find anyone else that's I want to
take the easy road, let me do that.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I mean, if you're okay with losing a friend, then
right too. But that's the thing, like maybe as the friend,
you shouldn't be upset if like you've broken up already
it's like they dumped you for them. I mean, yeah,
you shouldn't somebody if somebody wants to date the person
that you were, like whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Who can actually you dump them.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I care because because quite possibly there was a problem
that we had, which is why we're not dating anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
And I don't want to be around that. I don't
want to live with that problem.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Well I see it as like, Okay, well I didn't
finish my steak and somebody says a friend of mine
or my family, hey, you're gonna eat that. I have
outtakes tires, I have.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
I have friends that go on vacation with each other
that are like exes and all kinds of stuff like that.
Really I find it weird. But I guess if there's
like a conversation beforehand, and it's cool, But like when
you just show up with somebody's X one day, that's
kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Other societal rules that people said when they were asked
that we should just all stop following respect your elders.
One person says, some of the nastiest people I've met
are over seventy. Oh yeah, good job you survived to
be a dinosaur. But respect is earned, not given. Like, yeah,
you're not given just because you're older. Like if you're
if you're just an old prick, you're an old prick,
(13:46):
and you shouldn't be given respect if you're a prick
yelling at any age the doubt, but they can lose
that that. You can't eat in front of your friends
unless they are eating too, or unless you know their
their food also got there.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
That's me. I can't.
Speaker 12 (14:00):
I can't stop that habita.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
It is good manners because yeah, it has to do
with It's not a worthless rule because i's to do
with conversation and phases of the the.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Yeah, because then if you start and finish and then
the other person's halfway through, yes, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Take my plate and the other persons still you made.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
It's a good rule.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Yeah, I mean I don't want will I mean I
don't want to wait, but I will.
Speaker 12 (14:28):
Menace is the one that makes us wait until he
takes a picture.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
One time I went to eat with Menace. I was
not done yet and he was getting up to leave.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
He was in the car.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
I was That's the part that's torture for me. When
I'm done and you're still eating. Have you never ate before?
Speaker 12 (14:43):
Like hurry up?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
People were asked, what's a made up societal rule that
we should all just stop following? It should be acceptable
to respectfully decline gifts. Why don't I have to pretend
to like something, take it home and save it to
regift it later.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Because you're gonna I mean, I know this is me
saying it, but you're gonna hurt somebody's feeling.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, it is me.
Speaker 15 (15:00):
That would be mean to reject a gifts thank you
somebody thought about and wanted to give you, thought I
thought you would like it.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
Just hit it on the dust on the way out.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Can you imagine that? Like much like Sea Bass's response
to God bless you and if yous like you give nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Any kids do it all the time. You're like stopping.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Oh the worst. The worst is when your kid gets
something as a gift and it's from like one of
your parents or something, and they go, I already have this.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh god, I hate that.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
We've had long time.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
So I had to teach the kids like, hey, when
you're opening gifts from people and they're right there, you go, oh,
thank you so much.
Speaker 12 (15:39):
Everything's great even if you have it.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
If you have it, it's even more reason to say oh,
thank you so much. And then later go, mom, we
already have this, right, And I.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Tell them you're not thinking it for the gift. You're
thinking them for the time and money.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
And if you say and if you blow it off,
guess who's not getting gifts in the future.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's exactly right. Having to place your napkin on your
lap forget it lands on the floor ninety nine out
of a hundre of times, what it doesn't?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yeah, if you yeah, I don't just fly paper napkin.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
Well, it's called being a baby and food on yourself
like a toddler.
Speaker 15 (16:15):
I spill all the time.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I need a napkin on my.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Chocolate.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Got a walky eye.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
That's also the area on MENACE's chair until I started
jumping in the studio was a wasteland.
Speaker 12 (16:25):
Right, Yeah, on the ground it fell off you.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
You can use your napkin and if if you get
stuff on your pants, I mean, isn't that on you?
Like is why is it rude to have the napkins
like if you have it like on to the right
of your plate and it's just sitting there.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
Because that usually done with your mails.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I do it.
Speaker 12 (16:41):
That's the signal I'm done. When you put your napkin
on the plate.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
That when you stacked all your dishes on top of
each other.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Yeah, I mean, I guess, and that is a societal
rule is more etiquettes.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
And then I just stared at the waiter and I'm like,
why are you taking so long?
Speaker 1 (16:53):
I got here.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Again.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
People are asked, what's it made up societal rule that
we should all stop following that women should be polite
and to be considered ladylike. True, men are never held
to the same standards. Why women should be polite men
to be considered lady like? You also get free things
for being lady like. Yeah, I actually think women aren't
nice enough.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Oh, I think we're pretty bitchy.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Every time I hear a woman say bruh or a cussword,
it is.
Speaker 8 (17:26):
Then I do agree with that. It's not fair when
women are in positions of power and they're like, you know,
being stern and stuff like that. They you know, they
are labeled as a bach versus a dude being the
same way a leader.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
But what do people say about the dudes are that way?
They say they're a holes.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
No, they say, oh, that's that's leadership.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Is a strong le that used to be get stuffed.
I don't think it's like that anymore.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Yeah, I say, I'm with what it's about fifty to fifty. Yeah,
I don't think guys a whole are like, oh, hey,
you know, he's.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
From someone's being if someone's being annoying, you know, depending
on the person. I mean, guys get called dude, you're
being a bitch, you know. But yes, if it is
a woman being difficult in any circumstance, boss or not,
you just being a bitch or she's a bitch, where
the guy's being that way, Oh he's a prick, he's
an a hole, he's a dickhead, he's whatever.
Speaker 15 (18:12):
Well, I think the point is that a guy has
to be over the top to be called a prick,
whereas if a girl acts the same as the guy,
it'll somewhat go unnoticed on the guy.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, that's if it's equal to.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
I don't disagree with that, that's true.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I could see that eight seven seven forty four Woody. Yes,
let's definitely leave the respect your elders thing bitter fs
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