April 24, 2025 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint
at the bus stop.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
She looks like she's got an etsy shop that doesn't
do very well. It's the only peoples like your close family.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Like, she's not a witch, but she hangs around witches.
So it's like, do you hold these stones? And let's
hold hands in home? I do have yet it's like
nailed it, you know for sure. Well, today we're asking
(00:31):
you the question what professions attract the craziest people? Hairstylist
Appreciation Day and stereotypically hairstylists are some of the craziest people,
pretty wild, usually single mothers as a whole, Sammy, don't
get offended because your sister is a hairstylist's a hair artist.
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I'm saying, anybody who's you might be a fan. There
are exceptions to the rule. I'm sure it's you, all right,
hate seven seven forty four Woodie. Let's see if we
can get an argument from Stephanie here as to why
whoever she's gonna mention is a crazy person. Stephanie, good morning,
good morning. All right, So asking you that question, which
profession do you think would attract the craziest.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
People veterinary technicians.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
That text I could see crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, like give me some personality traits of that text.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You will never find a duck check that is not
tat it up. Okay, yeah, No, they're actually really a
good time when you guys like go out on the
weekends and stuff like that. Yeah, we're usually smokers.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, drama you know, yeah, like drama.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Drama.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, no, we have we compare war scars and everything,
like I remember that with my with my friends and
be like, well this this gut really effed me up today.
Well I got to doverm in that you know me up.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
So yeah, I like these texts. Yeah yeah, but they
kind of like the pick. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
I don't know about your office, but the vetexs that
I go to, their shoe game is always strong. Yeah,
like they're wearing like five hundred dollars shoes to the
really yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I would never Yeah, just the location I go.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
And every bodily threw it online.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Thank you, I have yourself a great day. Appreciate you
called and say hi to sal I say hi to
sound Sell you suck it served all right, So what
profession do you think attracts the craziest people?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Construction.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, I mean I there happens some people on the
texts that are making that argument that yes, construction workers party, Well.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
It doesn't make them crazy. Well, it's also low entry, uh,
low entry job. As far as you know skills, you
can get into it, and it's very much you can
kind of move from place to place like ill you know,
you know, you'd have to be a drifter. Something goes
wrong on city, so similar work elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That usually happens with the roofers right the today.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, roofers and pool guys. Oh, those are typical I
think both. Like really, my guys are fast and loose
right like yeah, like dude, like do you even know
what you're doing? Or you just kind of show up
at this pool place and say, I'll go clean some
pools for me.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
The roofer stuff, they're not necessarily crazy, but the only
interactions I've had with them they seem angry.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, well you would be too, I guess all right, South,
thank you for call. Appreciate you listening to the show
of a self A great day. Let's go to Will
here online number three. Good morning, Will Will, Will?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Hey, What's Will Will?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What professions attract the craziest people your opinion, no wrong answer?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, well no disclaimer here.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Nurses okay, oh yeah, you can make an argument for
that for sure, every nurse I know. Yeah, well, how
do you even function? By lesbos sister, she's a nurse,
she's nuts.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The ones that I know don't even sleep. I see
them on social media.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
They're out in the night clubs like twenty four to seven,
and then they show themselves getting some coffee and then
they go to work.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah all right, so then what's your what's your argument?
Will why long hours?
Speaker 9 (04:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Just kind of controlling a little bit, maybe, you know,
all right, yeah, I think you also got to be
crazy like to have the and thank god they do,
but the things they have to do for people, oh boy. Yeah,
you know, whether it's like the bedpan kind of stuff,
this stuff, because people are nothing than yeah. Yeah, all right, well,
thank you for the cod appreciate listen to ones show.
(04:40):
See that's what would you say? We've talked about it
before the therapist. That's my number one answer. Yeah, And
I don't know. I think it just has.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
To do with self diagnosing that, but also like anybody
who's that into thinking about thinking and thinking about feelings especially, Uh,
there's a there's a reason it's seventy five percent women
who are thererapists that that plays into it.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't know exactly how.
Speaker 10 (05:05):
Doesn't.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Well, it does make sense because it has to do
with thinking about thinking and dwelling and obsessing.
Speaker 11 (05:10):
That doesn't make crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, those aren't necessarily traits that men like. There's not
a lot of dudes that guys aren't aren't really paying
attention to the lyrics of songs.
Speaker 11 (05:20):
Guys go out exactly.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
What he brings A great point, which thankfully rebuts to
what Gina and Samy you're saying here is when guys
get into something it is they're just obsessing over computer
code or brick masonry or something. They they they're when
they get obsessed, they often more often think about doing something.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's not about an emotion or whatever of it. It's
not about building cars.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Yeah, it's they are our energies are focused on building
or organizing things.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I saw I saw a guy I had this really interesting,
uh presentation about the difference between the male and the
female brain. It wasn't a comedian he was like giving
real information and he said, like, guys, if you open
up the male brain like a guy. Everything is in
little boxes. There's a box for the car stuff. There's
a box for the kids stuff. There's a box for
their job. And when we need something, we go into
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that box and that box only, and you pull that
thing out and you deal with it, and you put
it back in that box, and you put it back
to where it goes. Women's brains are like the back
of a TV set, where the wires are going every
which direction, and one is connected to the other thing,
which connects to this thing, which gets to that thing,
which is how y'all end up. Like my wife, she's
saying these Yeah, she'll rever something. She starts spinning because
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one thing leads to the other thing. Now she's got
herself all worked up. She can't compartmentalize.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
I listened, especially in the gym, when I listened to
the conversations between men working out and women working out. Women,
it's always and so and so I said this, and
then I had to do this, and then I thought
about this, and then she didn't do this, and I
had It's all about relationships and drama and guys, it's
just like, dude, how much are you?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
How much you bench.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
But then but then why is it they're always talking
about women with broken wing syndrome because there's so many
broken dudes. So women are like, I'm gonna try and
help him. So but that's what I'm saying, like, Oh, Okay,
maybe you're good compartmentalizers, but you're broken aft of.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
The times you're not trying to work on yourself.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I mean, at least about therapists. The point of therapy,
I think it's fixed.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
It's just it's just obsessing about and that's fundamentally wrong.
It depends on what you're in therapy for wrong about,
but just.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
In general, like, why do I think that the craziest
people are drawn to therapy and things like that because
that's what they know. I think they got introduced to
the whole thing because they were in a lot of
therapy and they go, I could do this. I would
like to be able to help other people or whatever,
and so they're they're more attractive that company.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
And I think though, like Gina said, like the women
having a fixer mentality in general is why a woman
would be drawn to that, because they want to help
people with their problems, and that's typically what.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The people make money off of it.
Speaker 13 (07:52):
Gina.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Again, I disagree. I I but I did break these
up into genders because I think, I mean, it's cliche
for a reason.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Nail text nuts.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I can't speak to that, but go ahead, strippers, Oh,
Jarren Jaron? What name he has? Jarren?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So he was saying exotic dance.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Oh yeah, some really nice ear have you?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Have you dated one or been involved in any way? Shaper? Okay,
because there's a friend of mine that's not exclusively our buddy, Tim,
not not Martinez, different Tim, Like he would exclusively date
strippers and porn stars for the longest time, and he
was always like, I just can't seem to get a relationship, right, Like,
you gotta stop it with the strippers.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
You have to step selecting group, buddy, I would say this,
because that's that's an obvious one. Is there one like
that for men? Is there an obvious one like that
for men of crazy?
Speaker 11 (08:52):
I got one trainers at the gym.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh yeah, there you go.
Speaker 11 (08:57):
Those dudes are nuts.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah I could see that.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Not personal trainers that will like go to your house
for hidingwaight, but just random dudes being like, you know,
fishing for a new.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Ut into the twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Yes, they're always They're always the ones that are on
the forefront of bitcoin.
Speaker 11 (09:12):
And yes, I think.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's a good point.
Speaker 14 (09:15):
BECA.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
It's a similar it's a low barrier to entry and
there's a lot of people just trying to figure something out.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
And to Seabass's point, I mean, I don't want to
offend SeaBASS because I know he's an ultimate feminist on
this show, but as somebody who has been through all
of these things, I can absolutely say women studies professors
are out of their.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Minds important to also because they're looking for problems all
the time. Yeah, let's go to Brian. Hey, good morning, Brian.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
What's in your professional opinion, what profession attracts the craziest people.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
He's got to be.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
People in the in the car business, salesman managers, auto techs.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Any people that I know that work aut car dealerships
that I hear the craziest stories from. Yeah, I mean,
but it's adjacent to sales, because we were gonna I
was gonna say sales. Anybody that's involved in sales always
super crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, it takes a certain personality number one to do
any kind of sales, car sales. So there's a reason
that the used card guy like yeah, like there's a deal. Yeah, yeah,
there's there's a reason that that stereotype exists.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
For the movies back in the day, like kind like
man cars.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah yeah, I forgot about that, so thanks, Brian, appreciate it. Yeah,
but like mechanic kind of same.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I didn't. I wouldn't have done that, like car dealer.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Dude, Well, it's it's one of them that's coming out
all artists. Oh that's true. Yeah, nine seventy four, nurses,
all those sexy people, people that do hair or nails,
anyone into singing, bank tellers, parking enforcement. But I would
say finance bros.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
Though, finance bros Are crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah they say that.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Well that's the whole American psycho. Yeah, they're sociopathic, perhaps
physical therapists. Really old people be crazy and out of pocket.
All right, they're vote for roofers three one seven.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Pest control. I've seen text sample the pesticides to prove
they're safe. What they're mostly sloppy, stinky and awkward heros
cells and can't speak to the ladies. No, he's easy.
That's the right analysis. Of what they are, but that's
not what we're talking. I know all this as being
a branch manager for a major pest control compet doesn't
mean they're not crazy though, Sea Bass.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
But what he mentioned there's they're sloppy losers, and that's accurate.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Other heroes also.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
But when this also go with your argument about low
barrier to entry, well yeah, that's that's just that's getting
sloppy losers.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
That's famously David Goggins was a pest control guy when
he was one hundred pounds whatever weigh, and then he
turned that all around to it.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Anybody who works in the er? Does that have to
be a doctor or an earth that anybody works in
the er?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (11:57):
Not?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
O eight says corrections officers and police officers. Like, why
you'd want to do either one of those jobs? That
to me makes you crazy. I could see, like small
town cop that's easy, but yeah, corrections is off. I mean,
I appreciate the work, but damn like nurse, why would
you sign up for?
Speaker 11 (12:11):
Yeah exactly?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Bartenders, yeah for sure, yeahs angry bar tenders?
Speaker 11 (12:17):
What about what about chefs and restaurant couk.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yes, okay this I have a little experience with as
a person who worked food service, waiting tables and things.
Speaker 11 (12:25):
Yes, yeah, they're nuts.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Especially the people who are doing it past like a
college age, you know, unless you work like in a
really like high end steakhouse or a place like where
you get those professional waiters and waitresses, people who've just
been there, career guys jumping from chili to chi. But
it's it's the people who are still at Denny's.
Speaker 11 (12:43):
Yeah, the old school line cook yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
And it's not like even a side gig no, yeah,
it's just that they all, I've been here for twenty
five years. Okay, crazy Yeah, not for just being there
for twenty five years. But there's a reason you're it's
still there for twenty five.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
Right, they'll put up with.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
It's also something it's as easily you can move around
if something goes bad at that one place, you can
move somewhere.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, let's go to Adam. Hey, good morning, Adam, Good
morning show. What professions attract the craziest people?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
I would say anything in telecommunication, So like cable guys.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh okay, yeah, that's a that's one. Anybody works at
a cell phone store. Yeah, yeah, like those people I
worked at a couple of them. Yeah, sometimes I feel like, okay,
better call Saul.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
You watch that.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, remember when you had all the burners?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Like that to me is like the typic goal. I
get it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, I mean when I worked in the cell phone business,
there was a lot of fraud.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you, and people approved credit
and yes, I will agree people making the comment on
on the on the text radio show people like radio
radio nuts, no argument, especially midday house nuts. Absolutely crazy.
But the hot depressed what they say, it's like a
(14:03):
bunch of a bunch of d students. It's high school
with ash trays. Yeah, this is definitely radio people. Serious
people going by weird names.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yep, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It's the weasel. You're like fifty yep eight seven seven
forty four Woodie. We'll wrap up the topic coming up
next if you've got something more to add to it.
On the text over to two two nine eight seven.
We're not just naming off all professionals. We're asking people.
We're giving you some of the Betty specific Yeah. We said,
there are you know, uh, exceptions to the rule of
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like hairdresser, for example, But we got to hear from
from Greg. I want to hear what Sammy has, and
I also want to hear what what menace has the
Woody Show. All right, it's Greg Gory. Yeah, what's the
number one professional on your list that you think attracts
the craziest people?
Speaker 8 (14:52):
I think it people are always extrange and angry.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Breed, special bre radio engineers, the special break, they have,
strange laughs, they get so mad at people real fast. Yeah,
they're socially awkward.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
So it people.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
And then also on the list, I don't know how
to categorize it. I guess I would say bouncers or
hand or security. Dark guys like the guy when Woody
and I were at this one show and he said,
you can't stand here? Where can we stand? And he
literally made us move eight inches to the right, Like
what do you book us through your mind when.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You support that policy? Like you're you're so power starved
and weird. That's a jackass, I know, that's crazy. Yeah,
it takes a certain isle. I think you're off a
little bit. Yeah, if that's what you're enforcing. Yeah, Sammy,
I would say, I.
Speaker 12 (15:40):
Mean, I will say finance bros. I already said that
they're for sure crazy. They partied like crazy. They're just
crazy people. But also dentists to me are very crazy.
Not dental assistance. They all seem pretty normal to me.
But the dentists themselves, I've had almost all of them,
have been crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
There there is a stat out there. I believe that
when it comes to like professions where the suicide rate
is high, dent to sir, up there really number one.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I have never even heard that. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I remember hearing that. I don't know if it's true.
I think that I'm seeing that in at least one
reference here. Yeah huh, I don't know, Like.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
What with why is there insurance builing that bad?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (16:24):
They've always they've always seemed pretty crazy to me, and
then the dental assistance will always be like apologizing for
them about kind of how crazy they are, and they're
super sweet.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
But the dentist comes in all crazy, what are you
stressed about? Like you just came in here, you tapped
around a couple of times, that little home thing, but
were good. Yeah, yeah, she did all the work. Yeah menace.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I mean we covered salespeople. We covered nurses.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
From my experience working in the grocery business, there was always,
you know, people that were kind of crazy and it
was always full of drama when it came to the
amount of hours. You know, always talking about the union
and stuff like that. Like were they managers or just
soldiers at the grocery store?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Like both?
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Like people just like yeah, just like drama in between
management and the workers going back and forth. And then yeah,
when they, uh, when they were off work, they would
party also like just you know, stealing from work that
people would get busted all the time, like doing dumb stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Five six two. Yes, Sammy, every dentist I've worked for
and I'm a dental assistant is on the spectrum they're
crazy there.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, there you go. I don't know like what I
dents school, I was hanging out.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Did they start crazy? Are they driven crazy by the job?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah? We talking about old guys? Are we talking about
because my dentist is young?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
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Speaker 7 (18:42):
This week in audio, well Unkniably, the biggest clip of
the week are the twin sisters in Australia.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh yeah, yeah time and I think they're faking it, dude.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
All right, So this is to set folks if you
are the one person who hasn't seen these people or
heard these women yet. So these two twin sisters are
describing their mother had an attempted carjacking on her. And
he's ladies, both in their fifties, both kind of dirty blonde,
curlyish hair in like scrubs, right are scrubs for a
reasonable discuss in a moment, are discussing the matter to
(19:10):
US seven News Queensland.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
All right, and one guy he was up there with
our mom and he went up there and he was
coming back down on the waters and he goes run.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
He's got a gun. Okay, now, these two broads, these liars,
and yeah, for sure they're putting this on. The audio
is not messed up. It's not double They didn't have
any kind of technical difficulty there. These twin sisters claimed
that they say the same things in the same way
at the same time.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Does it This is the like, the only interview that
we're playing, But I've seen multiple interviews where they're yeah,
where they're doing this again. Yeah, it's one of them
starting first and then the other one looking at her, yeah,
and just matches whatever she says, not talking at the
exact same time.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
If you lived in Australia, you would know Bridget and
Paula Powers because they have been on as men I said,
all over the local telly for some decades.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Now. This is them.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
They do animal rescue.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, this is them talking about growing up on the
show Insight.
Speaker 16 (20:13):
All as children.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
They resisted efforts to prize them apart.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Apparently when we're a little mom did separat us as
when you're a little toddle is one stay that aunties
and we just just non stop screaming.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
Okay, we could do that right now.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
The cruise it right there is one of them starts
the other one that kind of watches it non stop screaming.
Here's the question. And as you mentioned, they're wearing scrubs
because they do run a bird rescue, a pelican and
seabird rescue, which they have because once you get famous,
you get to go fund me automatically. Even they get
hurt in any way, their moms would almost got carjacked.
(20:53):
They've raised like a thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
But I have seen videos of these brothers who do
the same thing. But it's it's actually seems pretty damn
Jake sing it up where they just say random gibberish
at the exact same time.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Now, here's my question is now that they have gone
you know, the megaviral this week, when do they get
their own podcast and mean.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Point like the h Well, if all it takes is
to have a ship.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
On the internet to be a reality show, but we
do have iHeart Australia. Yeah, I would want to pay
that six figures to have a podcast that no one's
gonna listen to this week? And audio the other big
story this week Shannon's sharp will hear? Won't he get
in a whole lot of trouble for apparently doing some
pretty awful sexual things to a lady. Well, she is
releasing audio there.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Recording anything I say. You're just gonna have they recorded
phone calls?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Why would she be Why a twenty something year old
or maybe ninety nineteen year old be recording phone calls
with a fifty six year old weird? Interesting, Well, here's
one of them here.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Anything I say, You're just gonna like get mad at
and you're just gonna hang up on me.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So I feel like.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You want to be a dick to me now, So
I don't want to be don't manipulate me.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I know, good mercy, you said I want one more time.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well I don't want to be true.
Speaker 14 (22:06):
Yes you do.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I don't think you have a choice in the matter.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Oh all right, Now, if you look at her text messages,
she was saying things like that. She was saying some
like about the most explicit graphic sexual stuff you could say, Yeah,
like the kind of girl who's into being choked.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Among other things.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Right, but again, this is a Trevor Bower situation where
if it happens, that's a giant.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Stop hitting people during sex. Everybody, stop it. Yeah, I
don't care if they say they want it, stop it.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
And one of those things Greg like feet, don't get it,
don't get it, Like someone beating the crap out of
their smack in the air and choking some.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Sort of pain.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
And get it.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
If you're a.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Fifty six year old man, no offense. And I know
from my track record stop banging nineteen year olds you
meet at the gym. Yeah, look at experience.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Let me just tell you a high though.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
I don't have phone conversations with them, man, what are
you doing have these long conversations? And by the way,
this is not the people have been seeing this problem
in Shannon Sharp's life for a long time. On his
Club Shah podcast, Monique was getting He was like asking
her about dating advice, and she turned it right back
around on Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I'm grateful I'm not fifty six and trying. And you
try to say, say I'm looking right, at your bag down.
Speaker 17 (23:20):
You better take your own ass and get somebody to
love you. Dang whoa he need him old fat down, run.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Bake good cakes, make some smother turkey wings whore.
Speaker 17 (23:29):
Gonna rub his feet at the night time, okay, and
gonna have a sip of his cognact to make him
feel better about himself when he come home at night.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
That's what Shannon.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
You don't need no twenty six year old girl. You
don't need no thirty six year old girl.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
This is your auntie talking to you. Take your ass
and get you an old bitch out there. I love
you old wow.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
I love Bonique. Be that funny in a long time
spot on the Yeah, she's generous with twenty six by
the way, Yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Right, we got some more when he show some more
of the weekend audio. Hold up for you next the
Woody Show. And we are still going through some of
the audio this week in audio.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
What's next your seabet, We got some hockey audio on
playoffs obviously happening. So the Kings, you're Los Angeles Kings
have now for the second time, invited a special group
to do the national anthem.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh my god, I heard about this. Yeah, is this
and clearly they're.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Screwing with you at this point because it is a
local group of senior citizens from the Koreatown Senior Center,
oh BIS, who are not singing the national anthem, oh no,
but they're doing this right here and heard.
Speaker 14 (24:36):
It before, the national anthem of the United States of America.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Back by popular.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Demand, please with the harmonica class from the Korea Town
the Monica Community Center.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It reminds me of the Fail song backed by Popular Demand. Yeah,
it's not well done. It twice Greg, all right and
the Kings. I'm tired. The Kings are up to nothing.
(25:19):
So yeah, there's that, all right, clearly ironic. Yeah, no,
thank you, no, thank you, no, thank you this week
and audio.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
All right, So, Kyle Ivan, this is for the Senators
leaf series. I believe he is a He wrote and
performed a cover parody version of this song to get them,
get them Senators past the leafs.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's been a man.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Since we've been in.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
It wasn't easy, So we go.
Speaker 13 (26:01):
We'll go reck okay.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Down. Yeah, I can't understand any of the lyrics. By
the way, the leaves don't suck. They're up to nothing
on your mask. I feel like this used to happen
a lot more than it does now. Whenever a team
would go to you know, not necessarily like the first
round of the playoffs, but it would go deep into
the NLCS or the you know, Super Bowl, there would
(26:31):
be those songs, those guy songs.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Those guys from San Diego. That was the worst.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I got that clip right here.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Yes, this is a couple of years ago where the
Podres they not only did they so this guy produced
a song for social media whatever anybody can do that
Good Morning San Diego showed up to a bunch of
middle aged men and their stupid Podres rap song.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
This is the I guess the Phillies at the time.
Here's that nearly going.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Down to yellow and brown.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
That's what's in.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Again. Terrible writing, Let's go goose, that's what's terrible performance.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, Bryces gonna lose and he's gonna cruise.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
He in the local TV station.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Slack and sending them back.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's what's in again.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Sometimes you need save people from themselves, you know. And yeah,
the local newsia stepped in and said, you know what,
maybe we should save these guys lives and not to
them on TV.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
And it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It was so bad.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
At least the Korea, at least the old Korean ladies
with their harmonicas car they're crushing these fools speaking of
I guess well, not not the Potters, but the Giants
other California team. Uh, we are as the fart show
of record. We would be remiss without including this happened
while we were gone. The Logan Web of the San
Francisco Giants was doing an interview after a game, and
(27:53):
in the locker room there and off off mike or
off camera, one of his teammates decided a little a
little twoed.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Out a gardener.
Speaker 14 (28:04):
At least four dings with im.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Sorry, I'm sorry sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Sports are always funny, Yeah, just ripping on two of them.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
In fact, yeah, they were good.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Uh we have any Wiener show up lately on as well.
I think at the locker room things.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Athletes are so used to having reporters and cameras in
the locker room, which I honestly don't get.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
I've never understood how that's allowed.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Yeah, well I can you there's a there's a you
can put me in the room next door and I'll
talk to that player in five minutes after their.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Dressing Yeah, naked dudes walking around in the background.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I've been in.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
I was in the Falcons locker room once and uh
tons of wieners. Yeah, but the athletes know where cameras are,
not oblivious, dude. Going back to uh rally songs people
used to take. It was at the current craft the
Zombie Nation Zombi. Yeah, you know that song, big Big
(29:04):
edm anthem, right yeah, and they would put clips from
whatever the game was the night before, Yeah, like oh
Ron dude. And then another one that always comes to
mind because I just remember these songs. You know, growing
up and especially in the nineties. This guy in Pittsburgh,
Roger Wood, it's the local guy. He would have these
songs every year for the Pittsburgh Steeler.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
And it was like here we go, right, Yeah, this
was his and I don't know because he would he
would change it up with the different player names. So
god knows what year this was gonna.
Speaker 16 (29:36):
Forget here we Gotspurg's gone Tua superb ball Tuna Steelers
backing the goal to Pittsburgh's hard and soul.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Nation has the best fans.
Speaker 16 (29:54):
We are from Pittsburg to six time Super Bowl chain.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Right, and you're in the parking lots, whatever people were playing.
He would sell these CDs of this song all over town.
I was always curious, like how much money he made
because every radio station in town would be playing this song.
And it's really good.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, it gives me. The players.
Speaker 13 (30:16):
Win with Gordon Miller walln.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Down again, his ways gonna knock you around.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
I was at the Raiders tailgate last season that there
was something like this playing that was so just as
bad the listing off players, and it's terrible and they can't.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Get to But I tell you what, when you're a fan,
you dig it, like I'm sure that Padres fans dug
those dudes. I would you know, you don't think so
you don't take yellow. You don't think the Padres fans.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I think they got disowned.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
The loose Let's go goose, That's what.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
I mean.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
I can't disown the Korean old ladies playing harmonica. Yeah,
not Kings fan though. This week in audio, speaking of
sports people and crapping your pants, shack on Inside the
NBA on t n T almost crapped his pants and
during a live broadcast at the point that he had
to run off set. During a live shot.
Speaker 14 (31:12):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
The other thing about Kawhi is you know what a
big coll Go ahead, keep talking, joke.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Being on the TV. That's you've been drinking by take
some matches with you.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
That wasn't something planned, was it? Oh my god?
Speaker 16 (31:31):
Keep talking?
Speaker 7 (31:34):
And I know people have talked about all things shack
size for years now, but can you just imagine.
Speaker 11 (31:40):
That's a clut.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Was listening to Bert the other day because him and Kreischer,
Bert Kreischer, I've been doing a lot of stuff lately,
and he said something that was pretty funny. Goes, imagine
Shack just holding up a toothbrush, and how small that.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Like the little tiny.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
He's one of those those back scrubber brushes, Like yeah, right,
and it would look like the fir's mouth just holding
a sandwich.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
R anything.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Hey, let's shout out the Chacaroni pizza make its come
back now.
Speaker 15 (32:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
This week in audio, speaking of farts, this is some
a home camera, like a little living room cam of
a woman talking to her four year old and four
year old's talking about some stupid kids book or whatever,
and four year olds sitting on a wooden chair, and
wouldn't you know it, the four year old rip of fart.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Wow, that's a four year old fart.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
You can hear even the four stopped talking, the moms
staring at the kid like, what the hell?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Kids?
Speaker 14 (32:39):
Amazing?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Wow, that's really good. It's really good.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
That kind of rivals one of yours. I agree, that's
some pretty strong ones.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Motorcycle. No, I like it up and down like yeah,
like a Yamaha or something. Yeah, I mean great.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Greg's had some classic, really great. Here's one good for
four year old. Here's one of Greg's from twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Oh sick.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, that's pretty good. And then it's pretty good. This
is this is really good. This is Greg from Let's
see Uh, this is the longest fart ever from for you.
Speaker 16 (33:30):
The Wood Show.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
We are wrapping up this round of this week in
Audio and what's next your Sea Bass?
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Hey guys, you know Martha Stewart has a podcast, No
everysing GINO. I think our company's paying her fantastic thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
For years.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Oh okay, she's got Glen Powell. I'm Sammy okay, Yeah,
Crafts and the rat faced actor Glen Powell.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Apparently for his new line of.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
He Caught Him he was inside chewing the inside of
her pumpkins.
Speaker 14 (34:05):
Yeah, totally, and.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well be on my podcast. What are these small droppings
of that?
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:13):
She caught him in a trap like Kylie Jenner. The
chemist knows everything about makeup. Oh yeah, well the actor
and knows. I guess we're o it too. He knows
things about sauces, he does. And Martha Stewart, though, she
knows a little something about Glen Pale.
Speaker 14 (34:28):
I had already seen you on television and hit Man.
Oh yeah, oh I love that one. Yeah, and you
were so good at that, thank you. And I did
watch you and you're Sydney Sweeney, a rom calm, thank you,
and you're a handsome actor.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Watch out, Sammy.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
All these cougars are trying to get at him.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Older eyesight's not good.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
She's got a giant Costco size bottle of k WY
and she's not afraid to use it. Martha Stewart sounding
her age, she can elderly.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Why she thinks he's attractive? Her judgment is kind of
out the window.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
How dare you you gotta spit on it first, Glenn?
It's Martha Stewart. And when he walked in, she jumped
up on a chair. Yeah, get it this week and
audio the Joe Budden Podcast. He's still doing his Yeah podcasting,
doing really well. He had He's not naked in this one.
He has Whiz Khalif and embarrassing. He's bringing shame to
(35:27):
the city of Pittsburgh. Oh the Wizness. Yes, Pittsburgh's favorite sons. Somehow.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
The the story the topic of is the Earth round
or flat? That thing that was settled a couple thousand
years ago? Yeah, came up and Whiz has an interesting take.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Is the Earth round?
Speaker 9 (35:43):
I would say, no, which shape is it? I just
believe that we live on a flat plane. Yeah, like
a huge flat plane. Yeah, it's only because I've traveled
so much. Did you ever get to the edge of
the Earth? No, not that the routes that we take
and how we do it, it's not possible to go
(36:04):
up and down. You're just going straight.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Oh right, there's no travel north to south.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
You don't go up.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
You say that, whatdye? But I've never gone north to south.
I've gone straight. Oh, just straight and I got left
maybe yeah, right?
Speaker 4 (36:17):
What an idiot? How embarrassing?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yeah, I mean I don't know have yellow yellow, I
don't have any of the straight face says stuff like
we were What was the text we got earlier? It
said it's not about Oh there was about something about pollution. Yeah,
and uh, the smog and the pollution is not from
because cars now don't bare zero mission. It's all the
chemtrails from these damn planes that they're spraying constantly.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
My question to those idiots is they, let's say the
Illuminati spray, how are they avoiding the effects of the
camp trails they're spraying.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, yeah, they have a special vaccine the water.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Rich people still die, right, that is just to throw
everybody else off?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Or do you rich people ever die?
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Yeah, maybe maybe they go to the center of the
earth and live and nobody knows. Why's the Pope dead
if he's a part of Illuminati?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Is he Is he dead? He's just out there on
on Easter Sunday and he was a fine.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Nobody in the Vatican library. Dude, all the other secrets.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
That's this weekend audio. Thank you, c Bass out here
more wood. He shows next hang out. You better make
her as ugly as she was in real life. She
looked like a foot. She was so unattractive. She looks
like Joe Pesci Woody Show Right Back,
Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside the chicken joint
at the bus stop.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
She looks like she's got an etsy shop that doesn't
do very well. It's the only peoples like your close family.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Like, she's not a witch, but she hangs around witches.
So it's like, do you hold these stones? And let's
hold hands in home? I do have yet it's like
nailed it, you know for sure. Well, today we're asking
(00:31):
you the question what professions attract the craziest people? Hairstylist
Appreciation Day and stereotypically hairstylists are some of the craziest people,
pretty wild, usually single mothers as a whole, Sammy, don't
get offended because your sister is a hairstylist's a hair artist.
(00:53):
I'm saying, anybody who's you might be a fan. There
are exceptions to the rule. I'm sure it's you, all right,
hate seven seven forty four Woodie. Let's see if we
can get an argument from Stephanie here as to why
whoever she's gonna mention is a crazy person. Stephanie, good morning,
good morning. All right, So asking you that question, which
profession do you think would attract the craziest.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
People veterinary technicians.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
That text I could see crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, like give me some personality traits of that text.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You will never find a duck check that is not
tat it up. Okay, yeah, No, they're actually really a
good time when you guys like go out on the
weekends and stuff like that. Yeah, we're usually smokers.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, drama you know, yeah, like drama.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Drama.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, no, we have we compare war scars and everything,
like I remember that with my with my friends and
be like, well this this gut really effed me up today.
Well I got to doverm in that you know me up.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
So yeah, I like these texts. Yeah yeah, but they
kind of like the pick. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
I don't know about your office, but the vetexs that
I go to, their shoe game is always strong. Yeah,
like they're wearing like five hundred dollars shoes to the
really yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I would never Yeah, just the location I go.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
And every bodily threw it online.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Thank you, I have yourself a great day. Appreciate you
called and say hi to sal I say hi to
sound Sell you suck it served all right, So what
profession do you think attracts the craziest people?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Construction.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, I mean I there happens some people on the
texts that are making that argument that yes, construction workers party, Well.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
It doesn't make them crazy. Well, it's also low entry, uh,
low entry job. As far as you know skills, you
can get into it, and it's very much you can
kind of move from place to place like ill you know,
you know, you'd have to be a drifter. Something goes
wrong on city, so similar work elsewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That usually happens with the roofers right the today.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, roofers and pool guys. Oh, those are typical I
think both. Like really, my guys are fast and loose
right like yeah, like dude, like do you even know
what you're doing? Or you just kind of show up
at this pool place and say, I'll go clean some
pools for me.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
The roofer stuff, they're not necessarily crazy, but the only
interactions I've had with them they seem angry.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, well you would be too, I guess all right, South,
thank you for call. Appreciate you listening to the show
of a self A great day. Let's go to Will
here online number three. Good morning, Will Will, Will?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Hey, What's Will Will?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What professions attract the craziest people your opinion, no wrong answer?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, well no disclaimer here.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Nurses okay, oh yeah, you can make an argument for
that for sure, every nurse I know. Yeah, well, how
do you even function? By lesbos sister, she's a nurse,
she's nuts.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
The ones that I know don't even sleep. I see
them on social media.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
They're out in the night clubs like twenty four to seven,
and then they show themselves getting some coffee and then
they go to work.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah all right, so then what's your what's your argument?
Will why long hours?
Speaker 9 (04:18):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Just kind of controlling a little bit, maybe, you know,
all right, yeah, I think you also got to be
crazy like to have the and thank god they do,
but the things they have to do for people, oh boy. Yeah,
you know, whether it's like the bedpan kind of stuff,
this stuff, because people are nothing than yeah. Yeah, all right, well,
thank you for the cod appreciate listen to ones show.
(04:40):
See that's what would you say? We've talked about it
before the therapist. That's my number one answer. Yeah, And
I don't know. I think it just has.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
To do with self diagnosing that, but also like anybody
who's that into thinking about thinking and thinking about feelings especially, Uh,
there's a there's a reason it's seventy five percent women
who are thererapists that that plays into it.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't know exactly how.
Speaker 10 (05:05):
Doesn't.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Well, it does make sense because it has to do
with thinking about thinking and dwelling and obsessing.
Speaker 11 (05:10):
That doesn't make crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, those aren't necessarily traits that men like. There's not
a lot of dudes that guys aren't aren't really paying
attention to the lyrics of songs.
Speaker 11 (05:20):
Guys go out exactly.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
What he brings A great point, which thankfully rebuts to
what Gina and Samy you're saying here is when guys
get into something it is they're just obsessing over computer
code or brick masonry or something. They they they're when
they get obsessed, they often more often think about doing something.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's not about an emotion or whatever of it. It's
not about building cars.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Yeah, it's they are our energies are focused on building
or organizing things.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I saw I saw a guy I had this really interesting,
uh presentation about the difference between the male and the
female brain. It wasn't a comedian he was like giving
real information and he said, like, guys, if you open
up the male brain like a guy. Everything is in
little boxes. There's a box for the car stuff. There's
a box for the kids stuff. There's a box for
their job. And when we need something, we go into
(06:06):
that box and that box only, and you pull that
thing out and you deal with it, and you put
it back in that box, and you put it back
to where it goes. Women's brains are like the back
of a TV set, where the wires are going every
which direction, and one is connected to the other thing,
which connects to this thing, which gets to that thing,
which is how y'all end up. Like my wife, she's
saying these Yeah, she'll rever something. She starts spinning because
(06:28):
one thing leads to the other thing. Now she's got
herself all worked up. She can't compartmentalize.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
I listened, especially in the gym, when I listened to
the conversations between men working out and women working out. Women,
it's always and so and so I said this, and
then I had to do this, and then I thought
about this, and then she didn't do this, and I
had It's all about relationships and drama and guys, it's
just like, dude, how much are you?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
How much you bench.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
But then but then why is it they're always talking
about women with broken wing syndrome because there's so many
broken dudes. So women are like, I'm gonna try and
help him. So but that's what I'm saying, like, Oh, Okay,
maybe you're good compartmentalizers, but you're broken aft of.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
The times you're not trying to work on yourself.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I mean, at least about therapists. The point of therapy,
I think it's fixed.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
It's just it's just obsessing about and that's fundamentally wrong.
It depends on what you're in therapy for wrong about,
but just.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
In general, like, why do I think that the craziest
people are drawn to therapy and things like that because
that's what they know. I think they got introduced to
the whole thing because they were in a lot of
therapy and they go, I could do this. I would
like to be able to help other people or whatever,
and so they're they're more attractive that company.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (07:39):
And I think though, like Gina said, like the women
having a fixer mentality in general is why a woman
would be drawn to that, because they want to help
people with their problems, and that's typically what.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
The people make money off of it.
Speaker 13 (07:52):
Gina.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Again, I disagree. I I but I did break these
up into genders because I think, I mean, it's cliche
for a reason.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Nail text nuts.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I can't speak to that, but go ahead, strippers, Oh,
Jarren Jaron? What name he has? Jarren?
Speaker 4 (08:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So he was saying exotic dance.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
Oh yeah, some really nice ear have you?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Have you dated one or been involved in any way? Shaper? Okay,
because there's a friend of mine that's not exclusively our buddy, Tim,
not not Martinez, different Tim, Like he would exclusively date
strippers and porn stars for the longest time, and he
was always like, I just can't seem to get a relationship, right, Like,
you gotta stop it with the strippers.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
You have to step selecting group, buddy, I would say this,
because that's that's an obvious one. Is there one like
that for men? Is there an obvious one like that
for men of crazy?
Speaker 11 (08:52):
I got one trainers at the gym.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh yeah, there you go.
Speaker 11 (08:57):
Those dudes are nuts.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah I could see that.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Not personal trainers that will like go to your house
for hidingwaight, but just random dudes being like, you know,
fishing for a new.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Ut into the twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Yes, they're always They're always the ones that are on
the forefront of bitcoin.
Speaker 11 (09:12):
And yes, I think.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's a good point.
Speaker 14 (09:15):
BECA.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
It's a similar it's a low barrier to entry and
there's a lot of people just trying to figure something out.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
And to Seabass's point, I mean, I don't want to
offend SeaBASS because I know he's an ultimate feminist on
this show, but as somebody who has been through all
of these things, I can absolutely say women studies professors
are out of their.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Minds important to also because they're looking for problems all
the time. Yeah, let's go to Brian. Hey, good morning, Brian.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
What's in your professional opinion, what profession attracts the craziest people.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
He's got to be.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
People in the in the car business, salesman managers, auto techs.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Any people that I know that work aut car dealerships
that I hear the craziest stories from. Yeah, I mean,
but it's adjacent to sales, because we were gonna I
was gonna say sales. Anybody that's involved in sales always
super crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Well, it takes a certain personality number one to do
any kind of sales, car sales. So there's a reason
that the used card guy like yeah, like there's a deal. Yeah, yeah,
there's there's a reason that that stereotype exists.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
For the movies back in the day, like kind like
man cars.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah yeah, I forgot about that, so thanks, Brian, appreciate it. Yeah,
but like mechanic kind of same.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I didn't. I wouldn't have done that, like car dealer.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Dude, Well, it's it's one of them that's coming out
all artists. Oh that's true. Yeah, nine seventy four, nurses,
all those sexy people, people that do hair or nails,
anyone into singing, bank tellers, parking enforcement. But I would
say finance bros.
Speaker 12 (11:00):
Though, finance bros Are crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah they say that.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Well that's the whole American psycho. Yeah, they're sociopathic, perhaps
physical therapists. Really old people be crazy and out of pocket.
All right, they're vote for roofers three one seven.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Pest control. I've seen text sample the pesticides to prove
they're safe. What they're mostly sloppy, stinky and awkward heros
cells and can't speak to the ladies. No, he's easy.
That's the right analysis. Of what they are, but that's
not what we're talking. I know all this as being
a branch manager for a major pest control compet doesn't
mean they're not crazy though, Sea Bass.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
But what he mentioned there's they're sloppy losers, and that's accurate.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Other heroes also.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
But when this also go with your argument about low
barrier to entry, well yeah, that's that's just that's getting
sloppy losers.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
That's famously David Goggins was a pest control guy when
he was one hundred pounds whatever weigh, and then he
turned that all around to it.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Anybody who works in the er? Does that have to
be a doctor or an earth that anybody works in
the er?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (11:57):
Not?
Speaker 1 (11:57):
O eight says corrections officers and police officers. Like, why
you'd want to do either one of those jobs? That
to me makes you crazy. I could see, like small
town cop that's easy, but yeah, corrections is off. I mean,
I appreciate the work, but damn like nurse, why would
you sign up for?
Speaker 11 (12:11):
Yeah exactly?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Bartenders, yeah for sure, yeahs angry bar tenders?
Speaker 11 (12:17):
What about what about chefs and restaurant couk.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yes, okay this I have a little experience with as
a person who worked food service, waiting tables and things.
Speaker 11 (12:25):
Yes, yeah, they're nuts.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Especially the people who are doing it past like a
college age, you know, unless you work like in a
really like high end steakhouse or a place like where
you get those professional waiters and waitresses, people who've just
been there, career guys jumping from chili to chi. But
it's it's the people who are still at Denny's.
Speaker 11 (12:43):
Yeah, the old school line cook yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
And it's not like even a side gig no, yeah,
it's just that they all, I've been here for twenty
five years. Okay, crazy Yeah, not for just being there
for twenty five years. But there's a reason you're it's
still there for twenty five.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
Right, they'll put up with.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
It's also something it's as easily you can move around
if something goes bad at that one place, you can
move somewhere.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, let's go to Adam. Hey, good morning, Adam, Good
morning show. What professions attract the craziest people?
Speaker 7 (13:13):
I would say anything in telecommunication, So like cable guys.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh okay, yeah, that's a that's one. Anybody works at
a cell phone store. Yeah, yeah, like those people I
worked at a couple of them. Yeah, sometimes I feel like, okay,
better call Saul.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
You watch that.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, remember when you had all the burners?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Like that to me is like the typic goal. I
get it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, I mean when I worked in the cell phone business,
there was a lot of fraud.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you, and people approved credit
and yes, I will agree people making the comment on
on the on the text radio show people like radio
radio nuts, no argument, especially midday house nuts. Absolutely crazy.
But the hot depressed what they say, it's like a
(14:03):
bunch of a bunch of d students. It's high school
with ash trays. Yeah, this is definitely radio people. Serious
people going by weird names.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yep, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It's the weasel. You're like fifty yep eight seven seven
forty four Woodie. We'll wrap up the topic coming up
next if you've got something more to add to it.
On the text over to two two nine eight seven.
We're not just naming off all professionals. We're asking people.
We're giving you some of the Betty specific Yeah. We said,
there are you know, uh, exceptions to the rule of
(14:35):
like hairdresser, for example, But we got to hear from
from Greg. I want to hear what Sammy has, and
I also want to hear what what menace has the
Woody Show. All right, it's Greg Gory. Yeah, what's the
number one professional on your list that you think attracts
the craziest people?
Speaker 8 (14:52):
I think it people are always extrange and angry.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Breed, special bre radio engineers, the special break, they have,
strange laughs, they get so mad at people real fast. Yeah,
they're socially awkward.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
So it people.
Speaker 8 (15:08):
And then also on the list, I don't know how
to categorize it. I guess I would say bouncers or
hand or security. Dark guys like the guy when Woody
and I were at this one show and he said,
you can't stand here? Where can we stand? And he
literally made us move eight inches to the right, Like
what do you book us through your mind when.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You support that policy? Like you're you're so power starved
and weird. That's a jackass, I know, that's crazy. Yeah,
it takes a certain isle. I think you're off a
little bit. Yeah, if that's what you're enforcing. Yeah, Sammy,
I would say, I.
Speaker 12 (15:40):
Mean, I will say finance bros. I already said that
they're for sure crazy. They partied like crazy. They're just
crazy people. But also dentists to me are very crazy.
Not dental assistance. They all seem pretty normal to me.
But the dentists themselves, I've had almost all of them,
have been crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
There there is a stat out there. I believe that
when it comes to like professions where the suicide rate
is high, dent to sir, up there really number one.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I have never even heard that. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I remember hearing that. I don't know if it's true.
I think that I'm seeing that in at least one
reference here. Yeah huh, I don't know, Like.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
What with why is there insurance builing that bad?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (16:24):
They've always they've always seemed pretty crazy to me, and
then the dental assistance will always be like apologizing for
them about kind of how crazy they are, and they're
super sweet.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
But the dentist comes in all crazy, what are you
stressed about? Like you just came in here, you tapped
around a couple of times, that little home thing, but
were good. Yeah, yeah, she did all the work. Yeah menace.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I mean we covered salespeople. We covered nurses.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
From my experience working in the grocery business, there was always,
you know, people that were kind of crazy and it
was always full of drama when it came to the
amount of hours. You know, always talking about the union
and stuff like that. Like were they managers or just
soldiers at the grocery store?
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Like both?
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Like people just like yeah, just like drama in between
management and the workers going back and forth. And then yeah,
when they, uh, when they were off work, they would
party also like just you know, stealing from work that
people would get busted all the time, like doing dumb stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Five six two. Yes, Sammy, every dentist I've worked for
and I'm a dental assistant is on the spectrum they're
crazy there.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, there you go. I don't know like what I
dents school, I was hanging out.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Did they start crazy? Are they driven crazy by the job?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah? We talking about old guys? Are we talking about
because my dentist is young?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Eight seven seven forty four Send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven House The treasure box games.
Get to pick out a sticker mask, get something out
of the treasure the treasure the treasure chest unfortunately.
Speaker 15 (17:53):
No then oh yeah, oh yeah, I fired it without
clunching my bulls and turn into a.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Turn turn.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Works for the Woody Show, and we are into another
new hour insensitivity training, free, politically correct world. It is
Thursday morning, Yeah, April the twenty fourth, twenty twenty five
on Woodie. That's great, gory, hoy wood, we got minutes.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
She did grad right there there is sea man Sammy's here.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding and
some of the texts A check in over to two
two nine eighty seven and let's just jump right into it.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
This week in audio, well Unkniably, the biggest clip of
the week are the twin sisters in Australia.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh yeah, yeah time and I think they're faking it, dude.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
All right, So this is to set folks if you
are the one person who hasn't seen these people or
heard these women yet. So these two twin sisters are
describing their mother had an attempted carjacking on her. And
he's ladies, both in their fifties, both kind of dirty blonde,
curlyish hair in like scrubs, right are scrubs for a
reasonable discuss in a moment, are discussing the matter to
(19:10):
US seven News Queensland.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
All right, and one guy he was up there with
our mom and he went up there and he was
coming back down on the waters and he goes run.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
He's got a gun. Okay, now, these two broads, these liars,
and yeah, for sure they're putting this on. The audio
is not messed up. It's not double They didn't have
any kind of technical difficulty there. These twin sisters claimed
that they say the same things in the same way
at the same time.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Does it This is the like, the only interview that
we're playing, But I've seen multiple interviews where they're yeah,
where they're doing this again. Yeah, it's one of them
starting first and then the other one looking at her, yeah,
and just matches whatever she says, not talking at the
exact same time.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
If you lived in Australia, you would know Bridget and
Paula Powers because they have been on as men I said,
all over the local telly for some decades.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Now. This is them.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
They do animal rescue.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, this is them talking about growing up on the
show Insight.
Speaker 16 (20:13):
All as children.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
They resisted efforts to prize them apart.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Apparently when we're a little mom did separat us as
when you're a little toddle is one stay that aunties
and we just just non stop screaming.
Speaker 11 (20:29):
Okay, we could do that right now.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
The cruise it right there is one of them starts
the other one that kind of watches it non stop screaming.
Here's the question. And as you mentioned, they're wearing scrubs
because they do run a bird rescue, a pelican and
seabird rescue, which they have because once you get famous,
you get to go fund me automatically. Even they get
hurt in any way, their moms would almost got carjacked.
(20:53):
They've raised like a thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
But I have seen videos of these brothers who do
the same thing. But it's it's actually seems pretty damn
Jake sing it up where they just say random gibberish
at the exact same time.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Now, here's my question is now that they have gone
you know, the megaviral this week, when do they get
their own podcast and mean.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Point like the h Well, if all it takes is
to have a ship.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
On the internet to be a reality show, but we
do have iHeart Australia. Yeah, I would want to pay
that six figures to have a podcast that no one's
gonna listen to this week? And audio the other big
story this week Shannon's sharp will hear? Won't he get
in a whole lot of trouble for apparently doing some
pretty awful sexual things to a lady. Well, she is
releasing audio there.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Recording anything I say. You're just gonna have they recorded
phone calls?
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Why would she be Why a twenty something year old
or maybe ninety nineteen year old be recording phone calls
with a fifty six year old weird? Interesting, Well, here's
one of them here.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Anything I say, You're just gonna like get mad at
and you're just gonna hang up on me.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So I feel like.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You want to be a dick to me now, So
I don't want to be don't manipulate me.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I know, good mercy, you said I want one more time.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well I don't want to be true.
Speaker 14 (22:06):
Yes you do.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
I don't think you have a choice in the matter.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Oh all right, Now, if you look at her text messages,
she was saying things like that. She was saying some
like about the most explicit graphic sexual stuff you could say, Yeah,
like the kind of girl who's into being choked.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Among other things.
Speaker 7 (22:23):
Right, but again, this is a Trevor Bower situation where
if it happens, that's a giant.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Stop hitting people during sex. Everybody, stop it. Yeah, I
don't care if they say they want it, stop it.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
And one of those things Greg like feet, don't get it,
don't get it, Like someone beating the crap out of
their smack in the air and choking some.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Sort of pain.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
And get it.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
If you're a.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Fifty six year old man, no offense. And I know
from my track record stop banging nineteen year olds you
meet at the gym. Yeah, look at experience.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Let me just tell you a high though.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
I don't have phone conversations with them, man, what are
you doing have these long conversations? And by the way,
this is not the people have been seeing this problem
in Shannon Sharp's life for a long time. On his
Club Shah podcast, Monique was getting He was like asking
her about dating advice, and she turned it right back
around on Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I'm grateful I'm not fifty six and trying. And you
try to say, say I'm looking right, at your bag down.
Speaker 17 (23:20):
You better take your own ass and get somebody to
love you. Dang whoa he need him old fat down, run.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Bake good cakes, make some smother turkey wings whore.
Speaker 17 (23:29):
Gonna rub his feet at the night time, okay, and
gonna have a sip of his cognact to make him
feel better about himself when he come home at night.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
That's what Shannon.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
You don't need no twenty six year old girl. You
don't need no thirty six year old girl.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
This is your auntie talking to you. Take your ass
and get you an old bitch out there. I love
you old wow.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
I love Bonique. Be that funny in a long time
spot on the Yeah, she's generous with twenty six by
the way, Yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Right, we got some more when he show some more
of the weekend audio. Hold up for you next the
Woody Show. And we are still going through some of
the audio this week in audio.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
What's next your seabet, We got some hockey audio on
playoffs obviously happening. So the Kings, you're Los Angeles Kings
have now for the second time, invited a special group
to do the national anthem.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh my god, I heard about this. Yeah, is this
and clearly they're.
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Screwing with you at this point because it is a
local group of senior citizens from the Koreatown Senior Center,
oh BIS, who are not singing the national anthem, oh no,
but they're doing this right here and heard.
Speaker 14 (24:36):
It before, the national anthem of the United States of America.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Back by popular.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Demand, please with the harmonica class from the Korea Town
the Monica Community Center.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
It reminds me of the Fail song backed by Popular Demand. Yeah,
it's not well done. It twice Greg, all right and
the Kings. I'm tired. The Kings are up to nothing.
(25:19):
So yeah, there's that, all right, clearly ironic. Yeah, no,
thank you, no, thank you, no, thank you this week
and audio.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
All right, So, Kyle Ivan, this is for the Senators
leaf series. I believe he is a He wrote and
performed a cover parody version of this song to get them,
get them Senators past the leafs.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's been a man.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Since we've been in.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
It wasn't easy, So we go.
Speaker 13 (26:01):
We'll go reck okay.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Down. Yeah, I can't understand any of the lyrics. By
the way, the leaves don't suck. They're up to nothing
on your mask. I feel like this used to happen
a lot more than it does now. Whenever a team
would go to you know, not necessarily like the first
round of the playoffs, but it would go deep into
the NLCS or the you know, Super Bowl, there would
(26:31):
be those songs, those guy songs.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Those guys from San Diego. That was the worst.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I got that clip right here.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Yes, this is a couple of years ago where the
Podres they not only did they so this guy produced
a song for social media whatever anybody can do that
Good Morning San Diego showed up to a bunch of
middle aged men and their stupid Podres rap song.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
This is the I guess the Phillies at the time.
Here's that nearly going.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Down to yellow and brown.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
That's what's in.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Again. Terrible writing, Let's go goose, that's what's terrible performance.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, Bryces gonna lose and he's gonna cruise.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
He in the local TV station.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Slack and sending them back.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's what's in again.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Sometimes you need save people from themselves, you know. And yeah,
the local newsia stepped in and said, you know what,
maybe we should save these guys lives and not to
them on TV.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
And it didn't work.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It was so bad.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
At least the Korea, at least the old Korean ladies
with their harmonicas car they're crushing these fools speaking of
I guess well, not not the Potters, but the Giants
other California team. Uh, we are as the fart show
of record. We would be remiss without including this happened
while we were gone. The Logan Web of the San
Francisco Giants was doing an interview after a game, and
(27:53):
in the locker room there and off off mike or
off camera, one of his teammates decided a little a
little twoed.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Out a gardener.
Speaker 14 (28:04):
At least four dings with im.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Sorry, I'm sorry sorry.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Sports are always funny, Yeah, just ripping on two of them.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
In fact, yeah, they were good.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Uh we have any Wiener show up lately on as well.
I think at the locker room things.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Athletes are so used to having reporters and cameras in
the locker room, which I honestly don't get.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
I've never understood how that's allowed.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
Yeah, well I can you there's a there's a you
can put me in the room next door and I'll
talk to that player in five minutes after their.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Dressing Yeah, naked dudes walking around in the background.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
I've been in.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
I was in the Falcons locker room once and uh
tons of wieners. Yeah, but the athletes know where cameras are,
not oblivious, dude. Going back to uh rally songs people
used to take. It was at the current craft the
Zombie Nation Zombi. Yeah, you know that song, big Big
(29:04):
edm anthem, right yeah, and they would put clips from
whatever the game was the night before, Yeah, like oh
Ron dude. And then another one that always comes to
mind because I just remember these songs. You know, growing
up and especially in the nineties. This guy in Pittsburgh,
Roger Wood, it's the local guy. He would have these
songs every year for the Pittsburgh Steeler.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
And it was like here we go, right, Yeah, this
was his and I don't know because he would he
would change it up with the different player names. So
god knows what year this was gonna.
Speaker 16 (29:36):
Forget here we Gotspurg's gone Tua superb ball Tuna Steelers
backing the goal to Pittsburgh's hard and soul.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Nation has the best fans.
Speaker 16 (29:54):
We are from Pittsburg to six time Super Bowl chain.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Right, and you're in the parking lots, whatever people were playing.
He would sell these CDs of this song all over town.
I was always curious, like how much money he made
because every radio station in town would be playing this song.
And it's really good.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, it gives me. The players.
Speaker 13 (30:16):
Win with Gordon Miller walln.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Down again, his ways gonna knock you around.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
I was at the Raiders tailgate last season that there
was something like this playing that was so just as
bad the listing off players, and it's terrible and they can't.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Get to But I tell you what, when you're a fan,
you dig it, like I'm sure that Padres fans dug
those dudes. I would you know, you don't think so
you don't take yellow. You don't think the Padres fans.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I think they got disowned.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
The loose Let's go goose, That's what.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
I mean.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
I can't disown the Korean old ladies playing harmonica. Yeah,
not Kings fan though. This week in audio, speaking of
sports people and crapping your pants, shack on Inside the
NBA on t n T almost crapped his pants and
during a live broadcast at the point that he had
to run off set. During a live shot.
Speaker 14 (31:12):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
The other thing about Kawhi is you know what a
big coll Go ahead, keep talking, joke.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Being on the TV. That's you've been drinking by take
some matches with you.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
That wasn't something planned, was it? Oh my god?
Speaker 16 (31:31):
Keep talking?
Speaker 7 (31:34):
And I know people have talked about all things shack
size for years now, but can you just imagine.
Speaker 11 (31:40):
That's a clut.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Was listening to Bert the other day because him and Kreischer,
Bert Kreischer, I've been doing a lot of stuff lately,
and he said something that was pretty funny. Goes, imagine
Shack just holding up a toothbrush, and how small that.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Like the little tiny.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
He's one of those those back scrubber brushes, Like yeah, right,
and it would look like the fir's mouth just holding
a sandwich.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
R anything.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Hey, let's shout out the Chacaroni pizza make its come
back now.
Speaker 15 (32:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
This week in audio, speaking of farts, this is some
a home camera, like a little living room cam of
a woman talking to her four year old and four
year old's talking about some stupid kids book or whatever,
and four year olds sitting on a wooden chair, and
wouldn't you know it, the four year old rip of fart.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Wow, that's a four year old fart.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
You can hear even the four stopped talking, the moms
staring at the kid like, what the hell?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Kids?
Speaker 14 (32:39):
Amazing?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Wow, that's really good. It's really good.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Greg.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
That kind of rivals one of yours. I agree, that's
some pretty strong ones.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Motorcycle. No, I like it up and down like yeah,
like a Yamaha or something. Yeah, I mean great.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Greg's had some classic, really great. Here's one good for
four year old. Here's one of Greg's from twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Oh sick.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, that's pretty good. And then it's pretty good. This
is this is really good. This is Greg from Let's
see Uh, this is the longest fart ever from for you.
Speaker 16 (33:30):
The Wood Show.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
We are wrapping up this round of this week in
Audio and what's next your Sea Bass?
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Hey guys, you know Martha Stewart has a podcast, No
everysing GINO. I think our company's paying her fantastic thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
For years.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Oh okay, she's got Glen Powell. I'm Sammy okay, Yeah,
Crafts and the rat faced actor Glen Powell.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Apparently for his new line of.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
He Caught Him he was inside chewing the inside of
her pumpkins.
Speaker 14 (34:05):
Yeah, totally, and.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Well be on my podcast. What are these small droppings
of that?
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:13):
She caught him in a trap like Kylie Jenner. The
chemist knows everything about makeup. Oh yeah, well the actor
and knows. I guess we're o it too. He knows
things about sauces, he does. And Martha Stewart, though, she
knows a little something about Glen Pale.
Speaker 14 (34:28):
I had already seen you on television and hit Man.
Oh yeah, oh I love that one. Yeah, and you
were so good at that, thank you. And I did
watch you and you're Sydney Sweeney, a rom calm, thank you,
and you're a handsome actor.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Watch out, Sammy.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
All these cougars are trying to get at him.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Older eyesight's not good.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
She's got a giant Costco size bottle of k WY
and she's not afraid to use it. Martha Stewart sounding
her age, she can elderly.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Why she thinks he's attractive? Her judgment is kind of
out the window.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
How dare you you gotta spit on it first, Glenn?
It's Martha Stewart. And when he walked in, she jumped
up on a chair. Yeah, get it this week and
audio the Joe Budden Podcast. He's still doing his Yeah podcasting,
doing really well. He had He's not naked in this one.
He has Whiz Khalif and embarrassing. He's bringing shame to
(35:27):
the city of Pittsburgh. Oh the Wizness. Yes, Pittsburgh's favorite sons. Somehow.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
The the story the topic of is the Earth round
or flat? That thing that was settled a couple thousand
years ago? Yeah, came up and Whiz has an interesting take.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Is the Earth round?
Speaker 9 (35:43):
I would say, no, which shape is it? I just
believe that we live on a flat plane. Yeah, like
a huge flat plane. Yeah, it's only because I've traveled
so much. Did you ever get to the edge of
the Earth? No, not that the routes that we take
and how we do it, it's not possible to go
(36:04):
up and down. You're just going straight.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Oh right, there's no travel north to south.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
You don't go up.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
You say that, whatdye? But I've never gone north to south.
I've gone straight. Oh, just straight and I got left
maybe yeah, right?
Speaker 4 (36:17):
What an idiot? How embarrassing?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yeah, I mean I don't know have yellow yellow, I
don't have any of the straight face says stuff like
we were What was the text we got earlier? It
said it's not about Oh there was about something about pollution. Yeah,
and uh, the smog and the pollution is not from
because cars now don't bare zero mission. It's all the
chemtrails from these damn planes that they're spraying constantly.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
My question to those idiots is they, let's say the
Illuminati spray, how are they avoiding the effects of the
camp trails they're spraying.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, yeah, they have a special vaccine the water.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Rich people still die, right, that is just to throw
everybody else off?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Or do you rich people ever die?
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Yeah, maybe maybe they go to the center of the
earth and live and nobody knows. Why's the Pope dead
if he's a part of Illuminati?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Is he Is he dead? He's just out there on
on Easter Sunday and he was a fine.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Nobody in the Vatican library. Dude, all the other secrets.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
That's this weekend audio. Thank you, c Bass out here
more wood. He shows next hang out. You better make
her as ugly as she was in real life. She
looked like a foot. She was so unattractive. She looks
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