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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour,
the Insensitivity Training for a politically Correct World.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It is Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh yeah, it's April the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm moody. That's Greg Gory, h Woody Menace. Good morning
to you, sir, Good morning Woody. What we got Gina
grand you're her? Seabats is here?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We got Sammy Morgan's taking your calls at eighty seven
seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What are you? Can set us a text over.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
To two to nine eight seven, and our in studio guests,
ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It is comedian Joe Cool.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh yeah, yes, I Joe Love.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
How are you don't see you happy? I feel like
we don't get to see you very much.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
He's traveling so much more land, too much, just in
the Philippines.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Did you see what happened to me? Oh yeah, I
want to ask you, hey, mental.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You know, yeah, not surprised.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Let me let me get some of the business out
of the way here first. Joe Cooy just announced a
very cool thing. He and Gabriel Glacier's Fluffy. They are
doing a big comedy show. And when I say big,
I'm talking stadium.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Big.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They're gonna be playing so Fi Stadium in Los Angeles
on Saturday, March twenty first of next year. So it's
it's ways off March twenty first, and twenty twenty six.
Of those tickets go on sale today. So today they
go on sale ticketmaster dot com. It's gonna be the
biggest comedy show ever. What's the capacity for because you
could set things up for different you know, depending on
(01:28):
what the what the event is. But like, so for
a comedy event, like how many tickets are we talking
about here.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
We're setting it up to go all the way? Yeah,
because medicine is talking about they can expand it to
like one hundred. They can expand it to one hundred.
That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But right now, right now, you know, we're you know,
the pre sale is crazy. Yeah, pre sale is crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Twenty thousand on pre sale. Yeah, that's good for most places.
It's okay for so far.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, you know, no, dude, it's gonna be the first
time a comedian will headline at that Venue's a it's
a new place. It's a nice place, beautiful, but that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, So who headlines like, so do you guys flip
a coin, like who's gonna go on first?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And then who goes on that? We still haven't even
decided that.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I've always wondered, like how when you get like bands,
like you get two big bands that sometimes they're on
a tour. Yeah, they'll alternate the night. Yeah, but in
this particular night, it's one night.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I think he's gonna do eight.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Minutes and then I go out and do nine.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Super Bowl of Comedy event, are you gonna have a
halftime show? We're gonna have a halftime show and it's
gonna be so cool.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Uh Rush Lou Diamond phillips her hands down.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Perfect. He's a Philip, you know. Dude definitelyed a Mexican. Yes,
it's perfect for this event. He knows any characters and
he can actually sing too.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You're a taking weird out right, because everybody always wants
weird how to play the big halftime shows like the
super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
There's always that petition that goes around for weird.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Al you know, he tours and I've yet to see him,
Like sometimes our paths will cross and I want like
I'm either leaving or or you know what I mean,
and I want to see He's one of the world's
nicest people.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Really, I want to see him live. It would be
a toss up, like who's nicer, Joe Coy or weird?
Olt he just did? Did he really? Yeah? Totally Joe?
Hold on?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Is that because Joe walking on this compliment? You knew
Greg was complimenting me? Then you Yeah, we're talking about
weird now, Greg is like, let me tell you about hamburgers.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Mixed the cheeses. You're talking about it honest with me?
Are you saying that because Joe Coy gave you a jacket?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Oh? Yeah, true, jacket rule more than just a jacket,
thank you? No, but no, Joe has always been the
nicest and weird.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It is weird al nice, of course, But do I
text with him? No?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
When I read what happened to Joe, I texted him
two words cruise ship. He responds, tour bus. That's it, family.
You don't need planes anymore, you know, Yeah, exactly, there
you go, And it was it's way more than one jacket.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I do want to bring that up.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, because what we were talking about when we first
got how do you here? Okay, Well, you were coming
back from the Philippines. Yeah, and there was an incident
with the plane. So this is it is an airline?
Is you're not flying private? No, that's commercial. It was commercial.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, so it was a commercial commercial jet.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So you want me to go through it real quick? Yes, yes,
all right, So we catch the Red Eye. By the way,
my whole family's on this plane. Yeah right, yeah, it
was packed packed, right, and then all of a sudden,
you know, it's a red Eye. So right when we
take off about an hour and we're already going to sleep, right,
and I hear just just like.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
The overheads being slammed.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I'm like, this is the rudest customers, like, you know
what I mean, Like yeah, stop, yeah, and then I
just ignored it. And then all of a sudden, I
hear heavy running, like and uh and that's when I
took the blanket over my head. And you ever, I've
been saying this for ever since it happened. We don't
like karens No one likes a Karen. Yeah, I'm in
(05:17):
love with karens Now because what happened on that plane.
This Karen, who was flying back.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
To la with me. As the as the staff is running,
she goes are.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
You gonna tell the pilot you don't know where the
fire signature is, oh go, And that's when I was like, huh.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And it was just completely covered in smoke.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
That the entire plane was just filled with smoke, and
it was electrical smoke. So it's just it was really bad.
And then how far into the flight were you? About
an hour and we're over the ocean at this point.
And then and that's when she starts telling me to
wake them up and prepare for landing.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And I was like, wait, what, like this can't be
happening right now. Yeah, so there's not where we landed,
you know what I mean, lannical fire.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So they didn't they didn't make an announcement yet in
the in the cabin, so you're just you're you're, well,
no announcement. Yeah, And then now I have to, you know,
get their beds up.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Did they drop the oxygen mask?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
They can't because it was electual fire. So they gave us, Yeah,
that's like a.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Bomb, you know what I mean, oxygen.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
So they gave us wet towels, so we had to
put wet towels over our faces.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And uh, and of course I have.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
To be the dad you know what I mean, being
you know, strong, but in my head I'm praying and
I'm like, is this really happening? I just I just
bought schools and I built a road and brought electricity
to a school. God do you know yet?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, this is how you're thinking, man, And I wake
them up.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
And then you know, Angie, my son's mommy, you know
what I mean, she's she over hears we're landing in
the water, but she didn't hear that. She just the
other the other person set are we landing in the water,
And she's.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Like, are we landing in the water? Landing in the water?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And then I'm going to know we're not. Like I'm
being calm, I'm trying to, but then my my inner
voice was talking just.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Like I think we are. We are, so like, literally.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
How long did it take you to land?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
They have to find a place, so you know, they
shut the engines off by the way too, and that
got even more earring.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So you hear it go right, and now it's just
completely smoky.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You know this the overhead lights landering through the smoke,
and I'm just literally like looking at it and I'm
I'm praying inside, you know, what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But I'm just like, is this really how it's happening?
Can I start going down? Like?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
No, no, no he was he was full, and then
he kicked him back on again, and then he shut
him off again.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, so I think he was just checking. They went
to idol.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, I'm learning right now because I'm taking flight lessons, right,
and so you guys we have a pilot.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, what he's gonna explain what happens?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, everybody in the studio, let me explain how this works, okay,
because we're just practicing for electrical fire, for engine fire,
for cabin fire, for different things. Yeah, the other day
and you go through these different checklists and the different
things idle, you know, the power, so they probably they
probably didn't have you know, they're not using full thrust.
So well, like let's say you have an engine fire, right,
(08:15):
they tell you to go to your your optimal glide
uh you know out that you know attitude. Okay, so
your your optimal glide speed for like the plane that
I'm in is like ninety knots okay, notty to one
hundred knots, which is about what hour?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh no, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Faster than ninety miles an hour, but that's how the
plane will glide without the engines. For that, that'll give
you the most time to get your checklists and figure out,
you know what else where you can you.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Know, land, if there's an airport you can make too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So it's interesting because I've always wondered, like on a
big plane like that, Yeah, because it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Was in a smaller plane. It's like, you know, you
might have.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
A better access to like wherever the fire might be,
or you know, different things that you can do. It's
kind of concerning that the fight attendant didn't know where
the fire exit. It was, so where did you land?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
By the way, it hats off to the flight attendants
and everywhere they were amazing, said.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Now that you're here, But no, no, they were by
the time you were mother fing them because didn't where the.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Falls I was, I was, I knew, yeah they were,
she was. But but in that moment you really see
how they're they're.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Trained to do it.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's so funny that you
said that because every flight we ignore when they're teaching, right,
and you're just like, okay, I get it to see
bell until it's about to go down and.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
How you come buck? Where did you like? Yeah, just
a scared.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
It took him a while, and then they finally said,
Tokyo perfect daily Japan.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
At least you go to a cool spot.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So you ended up just staying on the plane and
leaving on the same planet.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Minute we landed, I told Gemma, my sister, to book
another plane.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I was like I, I you know, no disrespect to
the So you were able to get off the plane. Yeah,
eventually you got not via the slide. No, you gote
ago and I got Joe Rum. Yeah I got so true, Yeah,
I got. I got hammered. Hell yeah, we all got hammered.
Do you think you've flown a million miles in your life?
More than more than that, so normally it doesn't even
phase you. No, Now I'm having a little bit, Yeah,
(10:17):
I bet.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I've had a couple of bad dreams, which is crazy
because I don't dream. I don't dream because of my
sleep apnea. I don't know if you know that.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Sammy, I know you sleep.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I've never got I never go into r e M.
I'm just choking for for nine hours.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
But I think it's my subconscious mind that's just working
on and yo, it's it's not good.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Comedian Joe Koy is here. He's got that big show
that is gonna be doing with Gabriel Glaciers at Sofi
Stadium next spring. So it's March twenty first of next year.
It gets going on sale later on today at ticketmaster
dot com, but you can get more info by going
to Joecoy dot com. More with Joe Next on the
Woodies Show, Hang.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
On the Woodi Show will be in a sec. Joe
Koi is here actually home? Do you enjoy being home?
I love it? You do? And I love doing nothing?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Absolutely? But don't you have like renovations going on? How
do you so much? I have so much and I
don't care what you do? What kind of renovations are doing? Everything?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
What?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah? I love we love that stuff, so we I
are obsessed with all that stuff. I completely demolished, so
you know what I mean? Only one wall standing? Did
the whole everything redone and now it's the driveway, two gates,
a deck. So what are you mostly when it's all done?
What part of it are you most done? You know,
(11:37):
when it's all done? Okay, what's the part you're most
excited about you have a lazy river.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That'd be so cool. This is cheesy, though.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I did led a mini cooy pod, and not because
of me, that's cool, but the but the way it's
laid out, it's so cool. Yeah, it's so cool. We
open up my even my son. At first, when I
said I want to put a coy pon right here,
my son was like why. And now he's like, oh,
I get it now because it's where I sit and
it's cool.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's good.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
But make sure you're getting real coy fish and not
just really fat gold.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Well, I was just gonna squeeze all the babies out.
It's a small business, so check it out.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Joe Coy Gabriel Glaciers, Fluffy and Joe at Sofi Stadium.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
How did this thing come about?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
He said it on stage, the craziest thing. I went
and did his crypto show, and then the same week
he came into Oh no No, he did a form show,
and then I had two form shows that week and
he came and did mine, and then he was like, hey,
we should just do a show together on stage. He
was like, you know what instead of doing each other
coming on and let's do one together. And they're like,
all right, So I'm thinking he's just going to do
(12:44):
a like a Forum show together.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
He's like, let's go over to so Far and he
said it.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
He said it to the audience and everyone started clapping,
everyone started dmming, and.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well, now here we go. Well he did Dodger Stadium. Yes,
So like if you're going to do something new and different,
like you got to go to a different place, and
you want to go somewhere bigger if you guys are
both selling out plays like the Forum and Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Right, And we were there when he did your form show. Yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, so it makes sense. Yeah, that'll be fun, man,
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
And then I want the shirt, man, I keep telling him.
I'm like, we have to make this shirt letter and
make it. I just want to see what the shirt
looks like because I love concert shirts. I literally buy
concert shirts tonight, never wear them. It's just something about
a concert shirt, like I'm going to go see a
c DC this weekend. Right, Yeah, so it's like I
cannot wait to buy that shirt.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I heard they sound really good shirt. Somebody will yeah,
some friends of.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
My mind and it's blow his ear out, like that's
that's why he retired the first time. His ear drum
was all messed up. His comeback and and I can't
wait to see it because.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Some of those guys, those older bands or whatever, they
can either be really good or really terrible. Shirt the
little Filipino guys singing for Journey's great amazing, great, right
and amazing, you know, but the A C. D. S
Was like, I wonder I was gonna go. Friend of
mine just went and saw him in Pittsburgh and they
said it was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Do they look like old lesbians? Of course? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well, the tickets for Joekoy and Fluffy at Sofi Stadium,
they go on sale this morning at ten am. You
can get more information by going to ticketmaster dot com.
Of course we've been giving away the tickets with them
before you can buy them all this week You're on
the Woody Show and congratulations to all of our winners.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Will be going. But yeah, buy your tickets this morning
at ten at ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It is the Woody Show. We got more Joe Koy,
can I have this at yeah? Of course the Wooden
Show trucker have Yeah, we have those on our merch side.
Oh right, yeah, I'm sure we do equal numbers, you know, yeah,
like there are all tens of dollars pretty grant. Yeah,
for sure, we're the same.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's the Woodies show show. Well, Joekoy is here. Oh yeah,
jocoy dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I mean, I mean you got a big show at
Sofi Stadium. Yes, but in the meantime you're gonna be working.
Ain't gonna be doing shows all over the place. So
keep an eye on the website to find a show
coming your way. You know these what show cities across
the country. You mentioned your studio.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I thought that was one. Sorry, I had an egg
in it. I know, I wish it had a.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Little bit of egg diet coconut.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Anyway, he mentioned your sleep apnia and I know you've
been on the seatpap thing for a long time.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I gotta show you something. Check this out. Oh yeah,
what do you show mail call? She said, No, that's
my bag. Somebody somebody sent me seatpap machine. That's one
I have new hose. I got hose. Do you have
a mask? This is uh hold on, you have a
full mask? Are you a mouth breather?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I think hold on, let me let me open this up.
You can tell me what I'm doing here. Yeah, I'll
tell you.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
How long have you had yours?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Joe?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Almost twenty years?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Wow, you got this?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I got this beautiful? Is this the one you have? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
So does it automatically adjust? No, you have to do
it yourself.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Well you can, but you can also set it. And
I could teach you that, but but you went to
it like an actual doctor. This is a listener that.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You know that's against the law. That's like sending crack
to somebody. You imagine going to jail. Legal seatpad machine.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Imagine selling that in an alley. Imagine buy it. Yeah,
imagine wanting one for so long and then getting one
and not using it. Yeah, it's been sitting there.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
From I'm doing I'm doing my due diligence.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm trying to figure out, like, I don't want to
do it the wrong way because they said it could
mess up like your heart, it could mess like. I
would love to try it out, and I would love
to get the kind of sleep that you talk about
with a seapap machine. But I don't want to do
I don't need any more help destroying the body. Yeah, well,
we told well the room is split. We're like, hey,
you have to get a doctor. Is that the because
(17:00):
it goes over? It looks like it goes over.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That's what I don't like. You don't like this one.
I don't like pillows.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
No, no, don't get what are you talking about right now?
Don't go to the next And then the other half
room said like, no, you can just use it.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Yeah, I'm just like, I think it's an insurance scam
to have to go through insurance on the top of
your Yeah, that seems like way too much.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Effort as a user. You feel like you can just
turn it on and you won't have any issues. No,
because there is a setting that could harm you, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
You might just get like a stomach ache or something.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
I've set it so high that I farted for at
least I'm not even making this up. Farted for about
six hours, like I was completely full of air, like
a balloon, just going at it all day and no offense.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Gina, you know I love you, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
The last person I'm going to take any kind of
medical advice from is going to be Gina grad And
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
She's the person.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
She's like the guinea pig for anything that she hears
about vampire facial or whatever kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
They're good though, the canary salmon facial.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I'm doing that.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
What she was getting before she started all this stuff
she's doing now the future. Hell things she was going
with some back alley semi glue tie dealer. She wore
you were driving an hour was to go to this
guy galley. Yeah, so I'm sorry if I'm not.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah, sure, let's for the sake of comedy something.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Can I say something? Your face looks good, baby?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Hear that?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Get me some of that, Get me some of that
salmon seamen, you know, I mean I got some bags
in her eyes tightening.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That's right. Oh my god. They are selling stuff like that. No, no, no,
they are the creepiest thing. And it's on it's on
the ingredients and they have they have baby from foreskin.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
That's what I was gonna say, baby foreskin. That's creep
cream and it smells really bad.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Why yeah, I don't. I don't know how they're harvesting it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, exactly, Like did you ever see the video of
how they how they get caviar out of the field. No,
you'll never eat caviar again. I don't eat caviar now, okay,
well good, let me see if I can find the videos.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Should try.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I want to take the breakdown because we'll come back
and I want you to be impressed. We always aim
to impress.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Three.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
We want guests to feel like at home and comfortable.
And you know you've been here, you do, Yeah, I
do know you do. Yeah, I really like Uh. I
agonize about it.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And changed through the years. You were never like that.
What I mean, you have like this heart now you think.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, it used to be like man all the time. Yeah,
one muppet that didn't have any dialogue. They didn't a
big bluebird, but everyone understood what he was saying things
a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
You don't like that, guest, But we want to impress
you with menaces comedy skills. You've always said, who's the
funniest person on show? And you said, Menace doesn't even
know he's funny, right, right, But this is Menace and
he does something called the late night monologue weekend review,
so it's like he's doing his own like tonight's show,
(20:11):
and he's gonna and he's gonna do a comedy monologue
for you. We want you to grade it, thank you,
and you got to be honest about it. Oh of course, yeah,
you gotta. You gotta judge his all his comedy skills.
And it's like how shut ups the payoffs, the delivery,
the pacing, and you.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Know how Johnny Carson used to call someone to the
couch if they really liked it. You know, I have
known you, you have you have told several people that I.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Know that they can open for you. Yes, so maybe
everybody's that's true.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Stop know is that one of your things? But he
am yeah something? Would you just you kind of offer
that to everybody?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Stage, Yeah, Greg, you can open for Joe. I never
made I came up with one joke when we tried
to do a comedy night Yeah, and it was something
along the lines of everybody thinks that Menace is gay,
but I can assure you he's not.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
He gave me a mouth party and it was all Ronnie, Greg,
you want to open for me? All right?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
So Menaces late night monologue we can review for the
only audience that matters, and that would be Joe Cooy,
who is here more Next on The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Hangoud next, Hi, welcome back.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Joe Cooy is here. Yeah, I mean, can you think
of a better way to have a Friday? I mean,
to spend your Friday morning and with us.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I mean, come on here. I'm so happy. It gets
so much better. This is a warm Yeah, this is
my family, you know that, right? Totally? How many years
have been coming in on the show?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Well, last more than just past Monday was our official
eleventh year anniversary here in La. Our first show was
eleven years ago, April twenty first, Monday.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's so cool, isn't that right?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Long, wait, that's a long time first. Yeah, April twenty first.
This past Monday was our official eleven year and street.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's my son's birthday, Joe, Yeah was he twenty two? Wow?
A little baby boy tat it on my arm birthday?
All right, So there's there's a tattoo. But I have
seen yeah, you've seen this. This is old. Yeah, this
is the Asian symbol for regret. That is that the
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one where you had to have it fixed?
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Yes, it was two letters and then I had it
because I was dating somebody who turned out I need
to beat it, beast and this was like, great, no joke, Joe,
Like I got less than a month after meeting this
person seriously, and it was two initials. And then I
made it like tried to make it look like a
G in a box. Then I put my dog's name
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on it because he died. And then I thought, okay,
it looks like you know when you do archery you
wear that guard. I had just this rectangle and I
thought it looked like an archery guard thing. So then
I said, oh, I got to add stupid bands around it.
Let's make a look we have a like a sweatband
on or something else.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
You don't love it, so I really don't. I just
show you what I did. Yeah, it's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
So someone I was dating right tatted right here. Can
I guess the first letter of the name? No, okay,
I don't do that.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
How do you do that?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
It's fun? I'm watching are.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
So then I I blacked it out and it just
looked like a square. Oh, and I'm like that's stupid.
Then I had to ban it around my entire arm
and that's why. But I left my son's birthday right there.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But that at least looks. Yeah, but it's so weird. Yeah, like,
why would you put that dude's name right above your
son's birthday? Look at my looks? What are you talking
with you? Because it's fun, it is, it is.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I deserve it, and you're right.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I should have done that yours actually, like professional minor
next was seven eleven garbage.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
You had way more tats like recently, I feel like
you just exploded.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
With He's got a lot more on you. But you
can get more on your hands like that I've seen
on the videos.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I'm taking my time on it, though. Is it a
local guy here?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I have one guy Zyborg. I swear that's on his birth.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Work out of his shoppers, like one of those people
that he's an actual robot that you got to know.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
People like the work and then you can give him
a free plug.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, I know it's Iborg.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
He's got his own place in a of course Filipino town, okay,
and uh and yeah, he's amazing.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
He does all my stuff. I don't let you know.
I try and go other places and get you know,
and I and I always backed out because I want
to do it. Yeah, maybe try that place, Greg, Yeah,
all right, figure it out. I got it. Stop going
to the same place Jill used to get her some glue.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, Joe Cooy getting Iglacias tickets on sale today for
that show. It's so Fi Stadium and coming up in
March twenty first of next year. You got plenty of
time to find a sitter. Just go to ticketmaster dot
com and you get all the information there. Joe Coy
is here. It is Friday, It is the Woody Show,
(24:58):
the show Welcome back. Joe Cooy is here, And dude,
I'm such an idiot. I was looking at the wrong
account that how they harvest caviar out of a out
of a fish video fu.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, here, check it out.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
This is this is what they do. They push it
out and it looks like look at oh my god. Right, yeah,
it's just it's just just changed up here. It tastes
so good. It's so good, and then just like kind
of the way you're trying to get like the last
little bit of taste out of a tube of tooth fast.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It looks like turt coming out of the chest of
the salmon. Yeah, but you don't need I thought, no fish,
no eat fish.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
I just like cavy.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I don't understand caviar.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
It's like the idea of put mayonnaise and and and
egg whites and and then the caviar for nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
And I'm like, well, I just taste an egg salad tail. Yeah,
that's all I taste. I don't see what. Why is
it so expensive? I don't get it. Medican to DAWs
you with his comedy here in just a second, Menace
is Alward.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I'm telling you, man, I think Joe wants to do
sex because he was comment complimenting Menace.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
He has lost a lot of weight, right, I've been
saying that that's definitely a medium that jacket. Oh no,
it's still actually large. Really yeah, Okay, you're what he's
doing that. He's doing the zep bound thing, which is
great for him. Has not done anything for me but
for Menace. No you yeah, you've lost with the plus
bound rocket. Yeah yeah, I'm trying to get it too.
(26:26):
Greg Gory status. Greg is the skinniest of the Yeah
yeah yeah, and so there's wow.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
He did hear that?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Guy?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
He did it natural. You know, Sammy is food. What
are you doing to the micro? Are you eating the
microphone over you're up in there.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Should I should? I know, just shout it out. You
didn't know what you're going to I thought you were, like,
you're really on one today. Remember when I complimented earlier?
Now yeah, yeah, I just gonna make sure, Yeah, don't
eat the equipment. Yeah, what can do? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
All right, Joe Coyce here and Menace is going to
do the late night monologue week in Review.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
We can't do your voice? You can yeah, okay, I
can do yours. Go ahead, Okay, you go first. Yeah,
all right, let's go.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Joe.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Oh I love you.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Are you doing that with your eyes pulling the corners back?
It's kind of right, you pull in the corners back,
like yeah, that do your saying say something. I shouldn't
have to say anything I said to yours without.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I shouldn't have to say anything. That was pretty lod.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Go go go.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
That's really good. Yeah, that's that's really good. That's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Joe.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah yeah, Joe, Okay, okay, I feel like I'm watching myself.
I feel like I'm watching my what's the cactus thing
that you got?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Greg? What's you got? Greg?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
This is?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
This does the perfect Joe Coy impression here trying to
make the microphone. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
What is this sing on?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
It sounds just like you. It sounds just like you. Yeah,
you know, that's good. That's pretty good. That's let's go.
Let's go. Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Turn that thing off, right, all right, So Menace has
the late night monologue week in review, Ladies and gentlemen,
for the pleasure of Joe Coy, I bring you many.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Well.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Robert David Blunt recently posts online that any race can
save the M word out of shows, and in a
similar announcement, comedian Lewis c k says any race can
pull out their penis who.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I think the only person who can react to is Joe?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Okay, all right, well, all right, fine, okay. I just
like watching the pope recently passed away, and you know
that opens the door for us to get a Filipino,
which is awesome. I fully support it because just think
about it. Instantly, we'll get better music, we'll get ube wafers,
and if he happens to be into dongs, it will
(29:10):
already be in the spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Thank you. Speaking, we get to react to Joe. Speaking
of Filipinos.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Our friend Joe Coy recently had an emergency landing in Japan,
and it's like, Joe, maybe if you bought less call
can I jackets, maybe you can fly Pivate. Whoa, it's great. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I was like, okay, stop, hold on, hold on, maybe
for all the Sammy's in room, let me redo that joke. No, no, no,
hold on, I got I got.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Speaking of Filipinos, our friend Joe Cooy recently had to
do an emergency landing in Japan, and it's like, Joe,
if you bought less Patagonia jackets, maybe you can fly private.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
No, I like the other version. I like Clyvate.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Actor Glenn Pale has launched his own organic condiments line.
It's called Smashed Kitchen. My favorites are rat face mustard
and butterface ketchup. No, seriously, it's National DNA Day. Check
that dude's rodent droppings. That's hitting too close to home
(30:41):
for Sammy. She's got a big crush on Glen Pal.
It's you and Glen Pal. Oh no, those are her
two biggest crushes. Rid of Glen Pill.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
In fact, she did her hair up yesterday all special,
just for you, thinking that you were coming in yesterday.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
But now, all right, well, Greg said, I did. Yeah,
I agreed on I said, look, how fancy You're right,
she asked me.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
But I did well, no, because I was with my
friend over the weekend who was.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Doing her hair and the new heatless curls the leggings.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
That's the TikTok trend where you wrap your hair and
leggings the night before, and so I tried it last night.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I should have sanity. You should keep that information a
little plivate. Yeah, that's pif private information. Sorry, since we're
talking about droppings. Anybody here have hemorrhoids?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All right?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
What's up with all the burning? You know what I'm
saying with them hemorrhoids, but we don't have it. I
got to hit up the new Filipino bro. I got
to hit up the new Filipino Pope and be like, yo,
haul at the man upstairs because I want less spicy
chicken joy and before I get full on blood still,
(31:50):
you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
He filled me up. Dude, that would have killed if
you could read.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Ude.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
That's crazy. Also, burning bee holes, dude? What okay? So
I have a bunch of gay friends right.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
And they're saying, man, they say they're not into angel sex,
and it's shocking to me. It's like every time they're like,
oh dude, it's hurt stop who I get it because
men administering.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
They're making the Toys r Ust movie and I'm stoked
off it because it'll remind me of everything my parents
never bought me. So it's a great guide for when
they need to go into a home and their final wishes.
You know what I'm saying, Fiel, I don't I know
what you're saying, going back, going back to something this monologue,
(32:52):
going back to food news. Harvey's is coming out with
Golf Merch this month, and I'm still holding out though
I want the pop Ice prison collection.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
You feel Me got your catchphrase, you feel Me that.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Shirtside that shirt go Manicot. You can go see him
on his newdes you feel Me to Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
This week, John Cena has revealed that he went under
hair plugged surgery, and not to be outdone, Great Gory
said he announced that he went through painful butt plug
removal procedure.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Clothes with that. That's your closer, that's the one, and
you always have to read it like that, like you
don't know how to read anyways, it's better when I
memorize it. No, it's better.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
A great show for you. Joe Coy is here, boys,
the men are here, and I hope you have an
awesome crime.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, Menicine's late night monologue.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
We can review everybody that all right now, Joe, I
want you to open for me, and I want you
to hold that laptop right in front of you, thank you,
and hold it upside down.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
You'd probably have a better chance reading. So I have
to memorize everything. No, you're good, okay, I love I
love everything about Menace.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
You know that I do. Yeah, so you can get wrong.
Some tips nothing, what would like what would you say?
I think that's it?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Maybe some brevity like as you said, like how long
is this? Yeah, we're looking for some professional tips, like
how can we make it beat? Because it'll make the
show better.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I love it. You love as you got to keep
it as is as is, it's going to get worse.
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
I like this.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I like doing that all right. Well, if you want
to see something, you know I enjoy watching this segment.
By the way, Oh yeah, like when you guys do
this when you guys post it. I love watching this.
It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You Well, if you want to go see how the
professionals do it, you can go see Joe Cooy. He's got,
you know, a bunch of dates between now and this
big show coming up at Sofi Stadium. But you can
get all the information if we go to Joecoy dot com.
That's j O k o y dot com. Joe always
good to see you, and we did we love you,
We love you, love you.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
I know.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
He's That's another thing he says to everybody.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Hey, have you ever been in a plane that's on fire?
Kind of you kind of remember going, yeah, man, I
should have said I love you in that perspective, you know. Yeah,
all right, Joe Coy, everybody, thank you Joe. It's got
to show everybody will be right back, will be right back,
all right,
The Woody Show, and we are into another new hour,
the Insensitivity Training for a politically Correct World.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
It is Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh yeah, it's April the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm moody. That's Greg Gory, h Woody Menace. Good morning
to you, sir, Good morning Woody. What we got Gina
grand you're her? Seabats is here?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
We got Sammy Morgan's taking your calls at eighty seven
seven forty four.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What are you? Can set us a text over.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
To two to nine eight seven, and our in studio guests,
ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It is comedian Joe Cool.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh yeah, yes, I Joe Love.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
How are you don't see you happy? I feel like
we don't get to see you very much.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
He's traveling so much more land, too much, just in
the Philippines.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Did you see what happened to me? Oh yeah, I
want to ask you, hey, mental.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You know, yeah, not surprised.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Let me let me get some of the business out
of the way here first. Joe Cooy just announced a
very cool thing. He and Gabriel Glacier's Fluffy. They are
doing a big comedy show. And when I say big,
I'm talking stadium.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Big.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They're gonna be playing so Fi Stadium in Los Angeles
on Saturday, March twenty first of next year. So it's
it's ways off March twenty first, and twenty twenty six.
Of those tickets go on sale today. So today they
go on sale ticketmaster dot com. It's gonna be the
biggest comedy show ever. What's the capacity for because you
could set things up for different you know, depending on
(01:28):
what the what the event is. But like, so for
a comedy event, like how many tickets are we talking
about here.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
We're setting it up to go all the way? Yeah,
because medicine is talking about they can expand it to
like one hundred. They can expand it to one hundred.
That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
But right now, right now, you know, we're you know,
the pre sale is crazy. Yeah, pre sale is crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Twenty thousand on pre sale. Yeah, that's good for most places.
It's okay for so far.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, you know, no, dude, it's gonna be the first
time a comedian will headline at that Venue's a it's
a new place. It's a nice place, beautiful, but that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, So who headlines like, so do you guys flip
a coin, like who's gonna go on first?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And then who goes on that? We still haven't even
decided that.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I've always wondered, like how when you get like bands,
like you get two big bands that sometimes they're on
a tour. Yeah, they'll alternate the night. Yeah, but in
this particular night, it's one night.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I think he's gonna do eight.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Minutes and then I go out and do nine.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Super Bowl of Comedy event, are you gonna have a
halftime show? We're gonna have a halftime show and it's
gonna be so cool.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Uh Rush Lou Diamond phillips her hands down.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Perfect. He's a Philip, you know. Dude definitelyed a Mexican. Yes,
it's perfect for this event. He knows any characters and
he can actually sing too.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You're a taking weird out right, because everybody always wants
weird how to play the big halftime shows like the
super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
There's always that petition that goes around for weird.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Al you know, he tours and I've yet to see him,
Like sometimes our paths will cross and I want like
I'm either leaving or or you know what I mean,
and I want to see He's one of the world's
nicest people.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Really, I want to see him live. It would be
a toss up, like who's nicer, Joe Coy or weird?
Olt he just did? Did he really? Yeah? Totally Joe?
Hold on?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Is that because Joe walking on this compliment? You knew
Greg was complimenting me? Then you Yeah, we're talking about
weird now, Greg is like, let me tell you about hamburgers.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Mixed the cheeses. You're talking about it honest with me?
Are you saying that because Joe Coy gave you a jacket?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Oh? Yeah, true, jacket rule more than just a jacket,
thank you? No, but no, Joe has always been the
nicest and weird.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It is weird al nice, of course, But do I
text with him? No?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
When I read what happened to Joe, I texted him
two words cruise ship. He responds, tour bus. That's it, family.
You don't need planes anymore, you know, Yeah, exactly, there
you go, And it was it's way more than one jacket.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I do want to bring that up.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, because what we were talking about when we first
got how do you here? Okay, Well, you were coming
back from the Philippines. Yeah, and there was an incident
with the plane. So this is it is an airline?
Is you're not flying private? No, that's commercial. It was commercial.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, so it was a commercial commercial jet.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So you want me to go through it real quick? Yes, yes,
all right, So we catch the Red Eye. By the way,
my whole family's on this plane. Yeah right, yeah, it
was packed packed, right, and then all of a sudden,
you know, it's a red Eye. So right when we
take off about an hour and we're already going to sleep, right,
and I hear just just like.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
The overheads being slammed.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I'm like, this is the rudest customers, like, you know
what I mean, Like yeah, stop, yeah, and then I
just ignored it. And then all of a sudden, I
hear heavy running, like and uh and that's when I
took the blanket over my head. And you ever, I've
been saying this for ever since it happened. We don't
like karens No one likes a Karen. Yeah, I'm in
(05:17):
love with karens Now because what happened on that plane.
This Karen, who was flying back.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
To la with me. As the as the staff is running,
she goes are.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
You gonna tell the pilot you don't know where the
fire signature is, oh go, And that's when I was like, huh.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And it was just completely covered in smoke.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
That the entire plane was just filled with smoke, and
it was electrical smoke. So it's just it was really bad.
And then how far into the flight were you? About
an hour and we're over the ocean at this point.
And then and that's when she starts telling me to
wake them up and prepare for landing.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And I was like, wait, what, like this can't be
happening right now. Yeah, so there's not where we landed,
you know what I mean, lannical fire.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So they didn't they didn't make an announcement yet in
the in the cabin, so you're just you're you're, well,
no announcement. Yeah, And then now I have to, you know,
get their beds up.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Did they drop the oxygen mask?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
They can't because it was electual fire. So they gave us, Yeah,
that's like a.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Bomb, you know what I mean, oxygen.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
So they gave us wet towels, so we had to
put wet towels over our faces.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And uh, and of course I have.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
To be the dad you know what I mean, being
you know, strong, but in my head I'm praying and
I'm like, is this really happening? I just I just
bought schools and I built a road and brought electricity
to a school. God do you know yet?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, this is how you're thinking, man, And I wake
them up.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
And then you know, Angie, my son's mommy, you know
what I mean, she's she over hears we're landing in
the water, but she didn't hear that. She just the
other the other person set are we landing in the water,
And she's.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Like, are we landing in the water? Landing in the water?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And then I'm going to know we're not. Like I'm
being calm, I'm trying to, but then my my inner
voice was talking just.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Like I think we are. We are, so like, literally.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
How long did it take you to land?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
They have to find a place, so you know, they
shut the engines off by the way too, and that
got even more earring.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So you hear it go right, and now it's just
completely smoky.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
You know this the overhead lights landering through the smoke,
and I'm just literally like looking at it and I'm
I'm praying inside, you know, what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But I'm just like, is this really how it's happening?
Can I start going down? Like?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
No, no, no he was he was full, and then
he kicked him back on again, and then he shut
him off again.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, so I think he was just checking. They went
to idol.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, I'm learning right now because I'm taking flight lessons, right,
and so you guys we have a pilot.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, what he's gonna explain what happens?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, everybody in the studio, let me explain how this works, okay,
because we're just practicing for electrical fire, for engine fire,
for cabin fire, for different things. Yeah, the other day
and you go through these different checklists and the different
things idle, you know, the power, so they probably they
probably didn't have you know, they're not using full thrust.
So well, like let's say you have an engine fire, right,
(08:15):
they tell you to go to your your optimal glide
uh you know out that you know attitude. Okay, so
your your optimal glide speed for like the plane that
I'm in is like ninety knots okay, notty to one
hundred knots, which is about what hour?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh no, it's it's.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Faster than ninety miles an hour, but that's how the
plane will glide without the engines. For that, that'll give
you the most time to get your checklists and figure out,
you know what else where you can you.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Know, land, if there's an airport you can make too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
So it's interesting because I've always wondered, like on a
big plane like that, Yeah, because it.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Was in a smaller plane. It's like, you know, you
might have.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
A better access to like wherever the fire might be,
or you know, different things that you can do. It's
kind of concerning that the fight attendant didn't know where
the fire exit. It was, so where did you land?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
By the way, it hats off to the flight attendants
and everywhere they were amazing, said.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Now that you're here, But no, no, they were by
the time you were mother fing them because didn't where the.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Falls I was, I was, I knew, yeah they were,
she was. But but in that moment you really see
how they're they're.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Trained to do it.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's so funny that you
said that because every flight we ignore when they're teaching, right,
and you're just like, okay, I get it to see
bell until it's about to go down and.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
How you come buck? Where did you like? Yeah, just
a scared.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
It took him a while, and then they finally said,
Tokyo perfect daily Japan.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
At least you go to a cool spot.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
So you ended up just staying on the plane and
leaving on the same planet.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Minute we landed, I told Gemma, my sister, to book
another plane.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I was like I, I you know, no disrespect to
the So you were able to get off the plane. Yeah,
eventually you got not via the slide. No, you gote
ago and I got Joe Rum. Yeah I got so true, Yeah,
I got. I got hammered. Hell yeah, we all got hammered.
Do you think you've flown a million miles in your life?
More than more than that, so normally it doesn't even
phase you. No, Now I'm having a little bit, Yeah,
(10:17):
I bet.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I've had a couple of bad dreams, which is crazy
because I don't dream. I don't dream because of my
sleep apnea. I don't know if you know that.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Sammy, I know you sleep.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I've never got I never go into r e M.
I'm just choking for for nine hours.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
But I think it's my subconscious mind that's just working
on and yo, it's it's not good.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Comedian Joe Koy is here. He's got that big show
that is gonna be doing with Gabriel Glaciers at Sofi
Stadium next spring. So it's March twenty first of next year.
It gets going on sale later on today at ticketmaster
dot com, but you can get more info by going
to Joecoy dot com. More with Joe Next on the
Woodies Show, Hang.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
On the Woodi Show will be in a sec. Joe
Koi is here actually home? Do you enjoy being home?
I love it? You do? And I love doing nothing?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Absolutely? But don't you have like renovations going on? How
do you so much? I have so much and I
don't care what you do? What kind of renovations are doing? Everything?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
What?
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah? I love we love that stuff, so we I
are obsessed with all that stuff. I completely demolished, so
you know what I mean? Only one wall standing? Did
the whole everything redone and now it's the driveway, two gates,
a deck. So what are you mostly when it's all done?
What part of it are you most done? You know,
(11:37):
when it's all done? Okay, what's the part you're most
excited about you have a lazy river.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That'd be so cool. This is cheesy, though.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I did led a mini cooy pod, and not because
of me, that's cool, but the but the way it's
laid out, it's so cool. Yeah, it's so cool. We
open up my even my son. At first, when I
said I want to put a coy pon right here,
my son was like why. And now he's like, oh,
I get it now because it's where I sit and
it's cool.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's good.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
But make sure you're getting real coy fish and not
just really fat gold.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Well, I was just gonna squeeze all the babies out.
It's a small business, so check it out.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Joe Coy Gabriel Glaciers, Fluffy and Joe at Sofi Stadium.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
How did this thing come about?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
He said it on stage, the craziest thing. I went
and did his crypto show, and then the same week
he came into Oh no No, he did a form show,
and then I had two form shows that week and
he came and did mine, and then he was like, hey,
we should just do a show together on stage. He
was like, you know what instead of doing each other
coming on and let's do one together. And they're like,
all right, So I'm thinking he's just going to do
(12:44):
a like a Forum show together.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
He's like, let's go over to so Far and he
said it.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
He said it to the audience and everyone started clapping,
everyone started dmming, and.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well, now here we go. Well he did Dodger Stadium. Yes,
So like if you're going to do something new and different,
like you got to go to a different place, and
you want to go somewhere bigger if you guys are
both selling out plays like the Forum and Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Right, And we were there when he did your form show. Yeah, yeah,
oh yeah, so it makes sense. Yeah, that'll be fun, man,
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
And then I want the shirt, man, I keep telling him.
I'm like, we have to make this shirt letter and
make it. I just want to see what the shirt
looks like because I love concert shirts. I literally buy
concert shirts tonight, never wear them. It's just something about
a concert shirt, like I'm going to go see a
c DC this weekend. Right, Yeah, so it's like I
cannot wait to buy that shirt.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I heard they sound really good shirt. Somebody will yeah,
some friends of.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
My mind and it's blow his ear out, like that's
that's why he retired the first time. His ear drum
was all messed up. His comeback and and I can't
wait to see it because.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Some of those guys, those older bands or whatever, they
can either be really good or really terrible. Shirt the
little Filipino guys singing for Journey's great amazing, great, right
and amazing, you know, but the A C. D. S
Was like, I wonder I was gonna go. Friend of
mine just went and saw him in Pittsburgh and they
said it was fantastic.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Do they look like old lesbians? Of course? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well, the tickets for Joekoy and Fluffy at Sofi Stadium,
they go on sale this morning at ten am. You
can get more information by going to ticketmaster dot com.
Of course we've been giving away the tickets with them
before you can buy them all this week You're on
the Woody Show and congratulations to all of our winners.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Will be going. But yeah, buy your tickets this morning
at ten at ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It is the Woody Show. We got more Joe Koy,
can I have this at yeah? Of course the Wooden
Show trucker have Yeah, we have those on our merch side.
Oh right, yeah, I'm sure we do equal numbers, you know, yeah,
like there are all tens of dollars pretty grant. Yeah,
for sure, we're the same.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It's the Woodies show show. Well, Joekoy is here. Oh yeah,
jocoy dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I mean, I mean you got a big show at
Sofi Stadium. Yes, but in the meantime you're gonna be working.
Ain't gonna be doing shows all over the place. So
keep an eye on the website to find a show
coming your way. You know these what show cities across
the country. You mentioned your studio.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I thought that was one. Sorry, I had an egg
in it. I know, I wish it had a.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Little bit of egg diet coconut.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Anyway, he mentioned your sleep apnia and I know you've
been on the seatpap thing for a long time.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I gotta show you something. Check this out. Oh yeah,
what do you show mail call? She said, No, that's
my bag. Somebody somebody sent me seatpap machine. That's one
I have new hose. I got hose. Do you have
a mask? This is uh hold on, you have a
full mask? Are you a mouth breather?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I think hold on, let me let me open this up.
You can tell me what I'm doing here. Yeah, I'll
tell you.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
How long have you had yours?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Joe?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Almost twenty years?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Wow, you got this?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
I got this beautiful? Is this the one you have? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
So does it automatically adjust? No, you have to do
it yourself.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Well you can, but you can also set it. And
I could teach you that, but but you went to
it like an actual doctor. This is a listener that.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
You know that's against the law. That's like sending crack
to somebody. You imagine going to jail. Legal seatpad machine.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Imagine selling that in an alley. Imagine buy it. Yeah,
imagine wanting one for so long and then getting one
and not using it. Yeah, it's been sitting there.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
From I'm doing I'm doing my due diligence.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm trying to figure out, like, I don't want to
do it the wrong way because they said it could
mess up like your heart, it could mess like. I
would love to try it out, and I would love
to get the kind of sleep that you talk about
with a seapap machine. But I don't want to do
I don't need any more help destroying the body. Yeah, well,
we told well the room is split. We're like, hey,
you have to get a doctor. Is that the because
(17:00):
it goes over? It looks like it goes over.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That's what I don't like. You don't like this one.
I don't like pillows.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
No, no, don't get what are you talking about right now?
Don't go to the next And then the other half
room said like, no, you can just use it.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Yeah, I'm just like, I think it's an insurance scam
to have to go through insurance on the top of
your Yeah, that seems like way too much.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Effort as a user. You feel like you can just
turn it on and you won't have any issues. No,
because there is a setting that could harm you, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
You might just get like a stomach ache or something.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
I've set it so high that I farted for at
least I'm not even making this up. Farted for about
six hours, like I was completely full of air, like
a balloon, just going at it all day and no offense.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Gina, you know I love you, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
The last person I'm going to take any kind of
medical advice from is going to be Gina grad And
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
She's the person.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
She's like the guinea pig for anything that she hears
about vampire facial or whatever kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
They're good though, the canary salmon facial.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I'm doing that.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
What she was getting before she started all this stuff
she's doing now the future. Hell things she was going
with some back alley semi glue tie dealer. She wore
you were driving an hour was to go to this
guy galley. Yeah, so I'm sorry if I'm not.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah, sure, let's for the sake of comedy something.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Can I say something? Your face looks good, baby?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Hear that?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Get me some of that, Get me some of that
salmon seamen, you know, I mean I got some bags
in her eyes tightening.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That's right. Oh my god. They are selling stuff like that. No, no, no,
they are the creepiest thing. And it's on it's on
the ingredients and they have they have baby from foreskin.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
That's what I was gonna say, baby foreskin. That's creep
cream and it smells really bad.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Why yeah, I don't. I don't know how they're harvesting it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, exactly, Like did you ever see the video of
how they how they get caviar out of the field. No,
you'll never eat caviar again. I don't eat caviar now, okay,
well good, let me see if I can find the videos.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Should try.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I want to take the breakdown because we'll come back
and I want you to be impressed. We always aim
to impress.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Three.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
We want guests to feel like at home and comfortable.
And you know you've been here, you do, Yeah, I
do know you do. Yeah, I really like Uh. I
agonize about it.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
And changed through the years. You were never like that.
What I mean, you have like this heart now you think.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, it used to be like man all the time. Yeah,
one muppet that didn't have any dialogue. They didn't a
big bluebird, but everyone understood what he was saying things
a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
You don't like that, guest, But we want to impress
you with menaces comedy skills. You've always said, who's the
funniest person on show? And you said, Menace doesn't even
know he's funny, right, right, But this is Menace and
he does something called the late night monologue weekend review,
so it's like he's doing his own like tonight's show,
(20:11):
and he's gonna and he's gonna do a comedy monologue
for you. We want you to grade it, thank you,
and you got to be honest about it. Oh of course, yeah,
you gotta. You gotta judge his all his comedy skills.
And it's like how shut ups the payoffs, the delivery,
the pacing, and you.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Know how Johnny Carson used to call someone to the
couch if they really liked it. You know, I have
known you, you have you have told several people that I.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Know that they can open for you. Yes, so maybe
everybody's that's true.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Stop know is that one of your things? But he
am yeah something? Would you just you kind of offer
that to everybody?
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Stage, Yeah, Greg, you can open for Joe. I never
made I came up with one joke when we tried
to do a comedy night Yeah, and it was something
along the lines of everybody thinks that Menace is gay,
but I can assure you he's not.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
He gave me a mouth party and it was all Ronnie, Greg,
you want to open for me? All right?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
So Menaces late night monologue we can review for the
only audience that matters, and that would be Joe Cooy,
who is here more Next on The Woody Show.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Hangoud next, Hi, welcome back.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Joe Cooy is here. Yeah, I mean, can you think
of a better way to have a Friday? I mean,
to spend your Friday morning and with us.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I mean, come on here. I'm so happy. It gets
so much better. This is a warm Yeah, this is
my family, you know that, right? Totally? How many years
have been coming in on the show?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Well, last more than just past Monday was our official
eleventh year anniversary here in La. Our first show was
eleven years ago, April twenty first, Monday.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's so cool, isn't that right?
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Long, wait, that's a long time first. Yeah, April twenty first.
This past Monday was our official eleven year and street.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's my son's birthday, Joe, Yeah was he twenty two? Wow?
A little baby boy tat it on my arm birthday?
All right, So there's there's a tattoo. But I have
seen yeah, you've seen this. This is old. Yeah, this
is the Asian symbol for regret. That is that the
(22:21):
one where you had to have it fixed?
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Yes, it was two letters and then I had it
because I was dating somebody who turned out I need
to beat it, beast and this was like, great, no joke, Joe,
Like I got less than a month after meeting this
person seriously, and it was two initials. And then I
made it like tried to make it look like a
G in a box. Then I put my dog's name
(22:42):
on it because he died. And then I thought, okay,
it looks like you know when you do archery you
wear that guard. I had just this rectangle and I
thought it looked like an archery guard thing. So then
I said, oh, I got to add stupid bands around it.
Let's make a look we have a like a sweatband
on or something else.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
You don't love it, so I really don't. I just
show you what I did. Yeah, it's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
So someone I was dating right tatted right here. Can
I guess the first letter of the name? No, okay,
I don't do that.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
How do you do that?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
It's fun? I'm watching are.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
So then I I blacked it out and it just
looked like a square. Oh, and I'm like that's stupid.
Then I had to ban it around my entire arm
and that's why. But I left my son's birthday right there.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But that at least looks. Yeah, but it's so weird. Yeah, like,
why would you put that dude's name right above your
son's birthday? Look at my looks? What are you talking
with you? Because it's fun, it is, it is.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I deserve it, and you're right.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I should have done that yours actually, like professional minor
next was seven eleven garbage.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
You had way more tats like recently, I feel like
you just exploded.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
With He's got a lot more on you. But you
can get more on your hands like that I've seen
on the videos.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I'm taking my time on it, though. Is it a
local guy here?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I have one guy Zyborg. I swear that's on his birth.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Work out of his shoppers, like one of those people
that he's an actual robot that you got to know.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
People like the work and then you can give him
a free plug.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, I know it's Iborg.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
He's got his own place in a of course Filipino town, okay,
and uh and yeah, he's amazing.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
He does all my stuff. I don't let you know.
I try and go other places and get you know,
and I and I always backed out because I want
to do it. Yeah, maybe try that place, Greg, Yeah,
all right, figure it out. I got it. Stop going
to the same place Jill used to get her some glue.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, Joe Cooy getting Iglacias tickets on sale today for
that show. It's so Fi Stadium and coming up in
March twenty first of next year. You got plenty of
time to find a sitter. Just go to ticketmaster dot
com and you get all the information there. Joe Coy
is here. It is Friday, It is the Woody Show,
(24:58):
the show Welcome back. Joe Cooy is here, And dude,
I'm such an idiot. I was looking at the wrong
account that how they harvest caviar out of a out
of a fish video fu.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, here, check it out.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
This is this is what they do. They push it
out and it looks like look at oh my god. Right, yeah,
it's just it's just just changed up here. It tastes
so good. It's so good, and then just like kind
of the way you're trying to get like the last
little bit of taste out of a tube of tooth fast.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It looks like turt coming out of the chest of
the salmon. Yeah, but you don't need I thought, no fish,
no eat fish.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
I just like cavy.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I don't understand caviar.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
It's like the idea of put mayonnaise and and and
egg whites and and then the caviar for nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
And I'm like, well, I just taste an egg salad tail. Yeah,
that's all I taste. I don't see what. Why is
it so expensive? I don't get it. Medican to DAWs
you with his comedy here in just a second, Menace
is Alward.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I'm telling you, man, I think Joe wants to do
sex because he was comment complimenting Menace.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
He has lost a lot of weight, right, I've been
saying that that's definitely a medium that jacket. Oh no,
it's still actually large. Really yeah, Okay, you're what he's
doing that. He's doing the zep bound thing, which is
great for him. Has not done anything for me but
for Menace. No you yeah, you've lost with the plus
bound rocket. Yeah yeah, I'm trying to get it too.
(26:26):
Greg Gory status. Greg is the skinniest of the Yeah
yeah yeah, and so there's wow.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
He did hear that?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Guy?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:36):
He did it natural. You know, Sammy is food. What
are you doing to the micro? Are you eating the
microphone over you're up in there.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Should I should? I know, just shout it out. You
didn't know what you're going to I thought you were, like,
you're really on one today. Remember when I complimented earlier?
Now yeah, yeah, I just gonna make sure, Yeah, don't
eat the equipment. Yeah, what can do? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
All right, Joe Coyce here and Menace is going to
do the late night monologue week in Review.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
We can't do your voice? You can yeah, okay, I
can do yours. Go ahead, Okay, you go first. Yeah,
all right, let's go.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Joe.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Oh I love you.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Are you doing that with your eyes pulling the corners back?
It's kind of right, you pull in the corners back,
like yeah, that do your saying say something. I shouldn't
have to say anything I said to yours without.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I shouldn't have to say anything. That was pretty lod.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Go go go.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
That's really good. Yeah, that's that's really good. That's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Joe.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah yeah, Joe, Okay, okay, I feel like I'm watching myself.
I feel like I'm watching my what's the cactus thing
that you got?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Greg? What's you got? Greg?
Speaker 5 (27:52):
This is?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
This does the perfect Joe Coy impression here trying to
make the microphone. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
What is this sing on?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
It sounds just like you. It sounds just like you. Yeah,
you know, that's good. That's pretty good. That's let's go.
Let's go. Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Turn that thing off, right, all right, So Menace has
the late night monologue week in review, Ladies and gentlemen,
for the pleasure of Joe Coy, I bring you many.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Well.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Robert David Blunt recently posts online that any race can
save the M word out of shows, and in a
similar announcement, comedian Lewis c k says any race can
pull out their penis who.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I think the only person who can react to is Joe?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Okay, all right, well, all right, fine, okay. I just
like watching the pope recently passed away, and you know
that opens the door for us to get a Filipino,
which is awesome. I fully support it because just think
about it. Instantly, we'll get better music, we'll get ube wafers,
and if he happens to be into dongs, it will
(29:10):
already be in the spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Thank you. Speaking, we get to react to Joe. Speaking
of Filipinos.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Our friend Joe Coy recently had an emergency landing in Japan,
and it's like, Joe, maybe if you bought less call
can I jackets, maybe you can fly Pivate. Whoa, it's great. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I was like, okay, stop, hold on, hold on, maybe
for all the Sammy's in room, let me redo that joke. No, no, no,
hold on, I got I got.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Speaking of Filipinos, our friend Joe Cooy recently had to
do an emergency landing in Japan, and it's like, Joe,
if you bought less Patagonia jackets, maybe you can fly private.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
No, I like the other version. I like Clyvate.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Actor Glenn Pale has launched his own organic condiments line.
It's called Smashed Kitchen. My favorites are rat face mustard
and butterface ketchup. No, seriously, it's National DNA Day. Check
that dude's rodent droppings. That's hitting too close to home
(30:41):
for Sammy. She's got a big crush on Glen Pal.
It's you and Glen Pal. Oh no, those are her
two biggest crushes. Rid of Glen Pill.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
In fact, she did her hair up yesterday all special,
just for you, thinking that you were coming in yesterday.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
But now, all right, well, Greg said, I did. Yeah,
I agreed on I said, look, how fancy You're right,
she asked me.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
But I did well, no, because I was with my
friend over the weekend who was.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Doing her hair and the new heatless curls the leggings.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
That's the TikTok trend where you wrap your hair and
leggings the night before, and so I tried it last night.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
I should have sanity. You should keep that information a
little plivate. Yeah, that's pif private information. Sorry, since we're
talking about droppings. Anybody here have hemorrhoids?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All right?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
What's up with all the burning? You know what I'm
saying with them hemorrhoids, but we don't have it. I
got to hit up the new Filipino bro. I got
to hit up the new Filipino Pope and be like, yo,
haul at the man upstairs because I want less spicy
chicken joy and before I get full on blood still,
(31:50):
you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
He filled me up. Dude, that would have killed if
you could read.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Ude.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
That's crazy. Also, burning bee holes, dude? What okay? So
I have a bunch of gay friends right.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
And they're saying, man, they say they're not into angel sex,
and it's shocking to me. It's like every time they're like,
oh dude, it's hurt stop who I get it because
men administering.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
They're making the Toys r Ust movie and I'm stoked
off it because it'll remind me of everything my parents
never bought me. So it's a great guide for when
they need to go into a home and their final wishes.
You know what I'm saying, Fiel, I don't I know
what you're saying, going back, going back to something this monologue,
(32:52):
going back to food news. Harvey's is coming out with
Golf Merch this month, and I'm still holding out though
I want the pop Ice prison collection.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
You feel Me got your catchphrase, you feel Me that.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Shirtside that shirt go Manicot. You can go see him
on his newdes you feel Me to Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
This week, John Cena has revealed that he went under
hair plugged surgery, and not to be outdone, Great Gory
said he announced that he went through painful butt plug
removal procedure.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Clothes with that. That's your closer, that's the one, and
you always have to read it like that, like you
don't know how to read anyways, it's better when I
memorize it. No, it's better.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
A great show for you. Joe Coy is here, boys,
the men are here, and I hope you have an
awesome crime.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, Menicine's late night monologue.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
We can review everybody that all right now, Joe, I
want you to open for me, and I want you
to hold that laptop right in front of you, thank you,
and hold it upside down.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
You'd probably have a better chance reading. So I have
to memorize everything. No, you're good, okay, I love I
love everything about Menace.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
You know that I do. Yeah, so you can get wrong.
Some tips nothing, what would like what would you say?
I think that's it?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Maybe some brevity like as you said, like how long
is this? Yeah, we're looking for some professional tips, like
how can we make it beat? Because it'll make the
show better.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I love it. You love as you got to keep
it as is as is, it's going to get worse.
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
I like this.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I like doing that all right. Well, if you want
to see something, you know I enjoy watching this segment.
By the way, Oh yeah, like when you guys do
this when you guys post it. I love watching this.
It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You Well, if you want to go see how the
professionals do it, you can go see Joe Cooy. He's got,
you know, a bunch of dates between now and this
big show coming up at Sofi Stadium. But you can
get all the information if we go to Joecoy dot com.
That's j O k o y dot com. Joe always
good to see you, and we did we love you,
We love you, love you.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
I know.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
He's That's another thing he says to everybody.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Hey, have you ever been in a plane that's on fire?
Kind of you kind of remember going, yeah, man, I
should have said I love you in that perspective, you know. Yeah,
all right, Joe Coy, everybody, thank you Joe. It's got
to show everybody will be right back, will be right back,
all right,
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