June 10, 2025 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is no money. All right, I'm gonna give this
to Gina. Maybe you'll have better luck. The question I
picked out yesterday, we got a winner in second one. Yeah,
second person got it, all right. So we ran into
a little issue yesterday. Apparently we're not allowed to say
the actual name of the item that you bought, that
(00:24):
I bought with your money. You're right, exactly, And then
we're giving away because you really want it. It's quite
popular in fact. Yeah, we're not even charging you, you
know anything, we're not making any money. Out right stupid anyway,
your chance to win. And because we got snitched on
by somebody in our promotion as apartment, we're calling it
the pretendo so good because you can't say the really
(00:48):
the pretendo snitch to everybody's trying to get these things. Yeah,
it's been mission impossible trying to get them. And so
we have a round of impossible trivia. First person to
call in with the correct answer to today's question will
be the winner and they will win the pretendo. The
pretendo snitch. I'm gonnaet. I'm gonna get used to that.
The pretendo snitch two eight seven seven forty four. That's
(01:11):
eight seven seven forty four. What did you find one
you like?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I did, all right? What is it?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
According to surveys, this is the number one item adults
lose in their home.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
What is it? Okay, okay, one more time?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Number one item?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults lose in their home. What is it?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I think of three of them?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh, yeah, I got a couple.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Let's go to the phones and see if we can
get a winner. Let's say hi to Jay. Hey, good morning, Jay,
good morning, good morning. All right, So you're trying to
win the pretendo snitch two.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
The question, yes, yes, the question is according to surveys,
this is the number one item adults lose in their home.
What is it?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I'm gonna have to go with uh wallet?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Wallet? That is incorrect?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Incorrect, Ray, Jay, appreciate you calling in. Let's go to
h Annie. Good morning, Annie, good morning, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So the question, according to surveys, this is the number
one item adults lose in their home. What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Keys?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That is incorrect?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
All right, Annie, thank you for calling. Appreciate listening to show.
Let's go to Kimberly. Good morning, Kimberly, Hello, good morning, Hello,
hie hi.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
So, according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults losing their home.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a remote control?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Good answer, but no, thank you, all.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Right, Kimberly, thank you, by ye. Let's go to Justin.
Good morning, Justin? All right, So you're trying to win.
Are a pretendo snitch too? And the question you got
to come up with the correct answer.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
For is According to surveys, this is the number one
item adults lose in their home. What is it?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm gonna go with the cell phone.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh no, it is not really, it's my number one idem.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
We're always holding it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I know.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's why I got a little stra all right.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Thanks to God. I appreciate you. Listen, let's say how
to Rudy.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Ry.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
How's it going?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, all right, so, uh, Rudy.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
According to surveys, this is the number one item adults
lose in their home. What is it?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I don't know if it's been said. I don't hear
the other people that I heard remote? But how about
their king?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It was a terrible call all around. Hey, good morning, Ellen, Hey,
good morning, good morning to you. All right, So what
is your guess how about your glasses? Very good guess,
but no, dude, my dad and my stepmom they share readers.
(04:07):
It's whoever picks them up first, and they have they're
all over the house.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I can.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I've seen like another house is where there's like a
basket and there's like five or six pairs of these
like CBS, So it brings brand readers just sitting around.
Let's say I to Michael, Hey, good morning, Michael, good morning.
You try to win a pretendo snitch too.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults lose in their home. What is it? I'm gonna
go your buds?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, damn, that's another one, because that's something that very
commonly is misplaced in our house.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
They definitely disappear.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And we try to do the find my thing. But
they're not very loud. They don't make a big like
the way that your phone will make a big loud sound,
or even air tags will make a big loud sound.
These are pretty muted, espe because the are usually between
cushions and couches.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, you'll never find them.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, things like that. Let's go to how about Charity, Hey,
good morning, Charity, good morning? How are you now this
is an impossible trivia question, this is a good one.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
According to surveys, this is the number one item adults
lose in their home. What is it?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Is it an ear ring?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It would be in my case, but no, not an earring.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm lost, man, I don't know what it would be.
Let's go to Bridget. Good morning, Bridget, good morning. All right,
so impossible trivia here on the Woody Show, trying to
win the Pretendo snitch two.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults losing their home. What is it?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Is it a wallet?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It is also again, not a wallet.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
We've had a lot of guesses already.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Yeah, yeah, is it virginity.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
That's a good item.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, let me see, let me see what it is.
I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I know I only have one guest left in me.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I guess Okay, this happens in our house all the time. Yeah, yeah,
it's like people like I think people are lying. How
is it not keys, remote or phone?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Like once you hear this, yeah, would you agree, Gray,
I'm probably not in.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
The house with adults. Well, you wouldn't be surprised. I
have a very specific place where.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I keep of course, okay, of course you do.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
All right, let's say James, good morning, James morning. This
is the number one item adults lose in their own home.
What is it still not? We've mentioned already.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Phone?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, we remote has already been mentioned.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna group okay,
all right, and then we're gonna get some more people
lined up on the phones. This is good. This is
better than the second person is.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
This is really tough.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean I don't have all damn day.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I'm in the dark.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I still don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's a Preintendo Snitch two that you are trying to win.
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. And we'll try
to get a winter coming up next. Hang on the show.
We'll be right back. Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continuous, endless
search for the perfect week.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Yeah. I'm a hair flex.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Sorry, I'm in hair system. Get it. It's not my scalp.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I have light brown hair with bald highlights.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Man, we are trying to give you tough this video
game system that everybody's trying to get right now, it's
it's hot, people are camping out, that they've been camping out.
Although it's it seems to be lightning up a bit.
I'm getting more reports, seeing more people texting and saying
that they've spotted them in different places here and there.
(07:53):
That's the way it's gonna be. But I don't want
to pay for it exactly right. So we're trying to
give it to you, and we were telling you exactly
what it is, but some nark in our promotions apartment
stitched up to the legal department, and the legal department
found out that the N word company doesn't allow people
to say the name of that company, and so in
you know, whatever said I'm now, we're gonna call it
(08:14):
the pretendo snitch too? Is what you're trying to win?
Eight seven seven forty four? What he is the number?
Let's take seven to seven forty four. What can't take
credit for any of that because it was all things
that people send in on the text. It's all stuff
I thought was hilarious. So the question is this the
number one item adults lose in their own home. I'll
give you some of the recap of the answers we've
(08:36):
gotten Thus far, we've taken about twenty calls and have
gotten seven answers, wallet, keys, cell phone, earbuds, remote control,
ear rings, and glasses. These are the guesses so far.
None of those are right. Let's say hi to Armando,
(08:56):
Good morning, Armando, Mondo, good morning. Something other than those?
What is your guess? Well, clothing in general, clothing with
specifically pants, All right, not what we're looking for, but
thank you. Let's go to Aaron, Good morning, Aaron, Hey,
what's up?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
What are your pleasure?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Do you know you're hot? Say nothing for menace or Greg?
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Aaron?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What's your guess? Is your wedding ring? Let's go on,
good guess but correct. Let's say hello to uh Nick, Hey,
good morning, Nick, morning morning? All right? Ses Joes all
so wrong. Let's go to Danny. Danny, what's your guess? Money? Money?
(09:44):
Good one, not wrong. Let's go Sean, Sean, Hey morning?
Is it mail? Is it mail? Not mail? I'd love
to lose all the mail. Let's go to Freddy, Good morning, Freddy, Hey,
good morning. This is the number one item adults lose
in their own home. What is it scissors? Is it's scissors?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Scissors?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Random?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
In our house?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You don't have a proper spot for they never get
put back. Yeah, that's the thing. Like my son will
use them or something out in the garage with his
hockey equipment or whatever, and then they live out there.
My daughter using them for somebod They end up in
her room. I found them outside, I found them everywhere,
but where they need to be.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
And how many pairs do you end up with?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, we have two regular pair of scissors, like uh,
you know, just your and then they also start using
when they can't find those, they start using those kitchen
ones that are meant for like food preparation. Yeah, and
they start using those to cut like a piece of
paper for a project or whatever the hell they're working on,
cut a tag off something. Well, Freddie, congratulations, my friend,
(10:53):
you are the winner of the pretendo snitch to I. Congratulations,
my friends, Hang on one second, we will get all
of your information. We appreciate you listening to the Wooden Show.
All right, Well, that was the opposite of yesterday.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
I would ever guess.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
My guess was kids.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
You lose your kids? Big is it? Wallet? It's glastic.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
It's the keys.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Show.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Tuesday morning. It's June tenth. What's the
what's the word honoring feeling?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Warner?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Why just it's just like, uh, little things that do
they can get you just get, uh you know how
you get You get into a mood because it's not
a bad thing.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
You can't let the weight of the world hold you down.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Man, It's not that you do. That's I don't think
you know what the word means. I think it's the
opposite of don't you know what the word means? It's not.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yeah, but it's an effect from something else, right, No.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I mean it's not necessarily a bad thing. That's what
I'm saying. It's not a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
It's feeling.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
It is not a bad thing a negative context.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
What you're talking about, it's bad, bad tempered its yeah,
it's it's it is definitely a negative.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I think I think of it more like sassy.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Yeah, I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I think it's like cranky.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
No, the definition is bad tempered and combatant. But I
don't know anything who is it like that? Either mischievous or.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It can necessary upside down that it doesn't. It doesn't
necessarily because I can mean that. I know that it
can mean that, but that it doesn't necessarily it's not
necessarily a bad thing by definition. Look, maybe you're right,
I mean, but I'm saying my I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I know exactly what you meant, like.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
This is yeah, this is kind of Twilight Zone ish
because if you say, oh, this tastes bad, but by that,
I mean it's it's bad meaning good.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, this chicken's bad chicken.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Or I'm sad that I mean everything's great, yeah, or
is a negative word.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, now it's not okay branded Apparently I'm the one
know what the man so.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Same, I know exactly what you meant.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, sad to me, sassy is like he.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Really Yeah, I don't think of it like.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Like like hair flipping and putting your hand on your
heaving on ha.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I think ornery means like short fused.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah no, no, I don't see. I don't feel that
way at all.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
The vinegar, yeah, pison vinegar.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah then but not even.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Right now we all know.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, that's especially on.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
A Tuesday, strange for the buttole of the week.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, usually this is more like a Thursday, yeah kind
of kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
You never feel like the world is trying to make
you run late. Yes, like today, I got stuck behind
a work truck and a red light, and I thought,
I'm going to sit at this red light until I died.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Guess who, uh, guess who was late today? Oh me,
I was almost like guess who was like today?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Who was late today?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Was not late today?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Morgan?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Morgan was not late today. The person who was late
today is the person who won Employee of the Month.
Yesterday was the after.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Party, too crazy, celebrating that sixty Go figure, poor guy,
go figure. It's just champagne flowing.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
He doesn't have his headphones in yet, Stampa. That's all right.
He's late to get his headphones on too. He was all, here,
you win, you win employee Employee the Month. Yeah, I
can do whatever I want. Yeah, I own this town. Yeah.
And then the very and then the very next day.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Can't tell me what to do.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, I'm that good. What happened to you today?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I know?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He was throwing up yesterday?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Yeah, yeah, no idea, I just the alarm just did
not go off.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, checks in the mail, dude.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
Yeah so yeah, second alarm, second alarm, and.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
The second alarm second alarm is going to be set
to day.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
If it's any consolation, let me guess you were having
a heart attack the entire.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
Way here performing surgery and all of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah yeah, wait, hold on, this is bored back second alarm.
I have like fifty alarms to wake up for this place.
I figured everybody did. Yeah I have threefty, three, one, one?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh really I have three.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But also Benji, maybe keep your phone by the bed
because I called him like seven. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I was literally sleep on top of my phone. So
I woke up. It was late. I was on top
of my phone and.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
All right, well that's good.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah, it's one of those days. Are you feeling ornerarated?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
You feel.
Speaker 7 (16:15):
I just slapped on clothes and yeah, got.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Here Hornery Cornery today.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Feeling real Hornory.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
What he is? The phone number you could set us
a text over to two to ninety seven. I'm gonna
bring this up and then we'll open up the phones
on this and see what you're doing for extra money.
I just found out something that Morgan is doing. You know,
she's been trying to get money together for her nose job.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Right, well, this is not for a nose job.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh, this is not part of the nose job, fundy,
this is.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
My rent, oh it is, and feed myself.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I thought this is like I thought it was either
I was convinced it was either for fighting. Oh no,
like fight related expensive training and things like that, or
it was for the nose job.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Fund No, it's because I'm poor. It's because you're poor.
So okay, it's embarrassing to admit. Well, that doesn't mean
he doesn't pay for anything.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You're doing it wrong.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
No, I'm just independent, so independent woman.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
All right, so Morgan, tell everybody what you're doing now
for extra money, I.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Am collecting cans and bottles and taking them to recycling
places for five cents each.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
And she's into it, into it, not really no, because.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You were like, oh that's a good one the other
day in the office. She's like, oh that's a good one.
That one's blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Blah blah, yelled Vaughan for holding onto his can.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well yeah, i mean I'm thinking, man, if I could
leave here with fifty cents to a dollar every day,
you know, with cans y'all are just thrown away, that
would help me.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah. There was that, and then uh and then what
was the other one? Uh? She was she was excited
about this. My son did it for a minute.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yes, it's called fetch and you take pictures of your receipts.
What he swears, it's the waste of time. But I've
made like sixty five dollars in the past year from it,
the past year.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
But you've actually seen that money.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yes, So you can only get it as gift cards.
So I get like Amazon gift cardiss, that's how I
buy my shampoo conditioner.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
My favorite reference on is because I get my son
did it, and every receipt we got from the grocery store,
from any of that, He's like, where's your receipt, where's
your receipt? He would take a picture and he'd scan
it into this thing and he was supposed to get
and I think he ever got anything from it. Yeah,
he did it, basically, he did it for a year
and I don't know if he ever got a single
thing from it.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Weird. Yeah, he wasn't taking many pictures. Then I'm I
take pictures of everything. I see a receipt on the
floor or on the street, you know, on the sidewalk,
I'm like, yes.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
What did they get? Out of that is that just
like market research of what people are buying.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I'm sure they're stealing our data.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Yeah, you must be buying the most random stuff. Then
they're like this, lady's crazy. They're not stealing your data,
You're giving it to them. You're you're showing that, Hey,
this is what I just bought.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, yeah, please take it paste from a shampoo conditioner.
So yeah, expensive, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Have you examined your spending? Do you have Netflix or
do you buy coffee stuff like that?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I got rid of all of my streaming stuff so honestly,
And my rent goes up every year. And you have roommates.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
No, And I heard you.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Trying to get my mom to move out here with me,
but again she's in the same financial situation. But I'm
also yeah, not to get all weird, but I don't
have enough money to move because that costs money. So
I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Pickle what about I mean, I think it would be
amazing if your mom moved here, but for the time being,
what about a roommate.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I don't know anyone that's willing to move in, you
know what I mean? That's weird, not that needs to
actually not many not.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That the recycling center anybody there.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, that'll be my next stuff for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, yeah, I'll ask him. Yeah, the guy who oversees
like the bottle hopper at the right, that's where all
the plastics go, and so when you when you bring it,
you just drop the whole thing. I've always so they
sit there and they count all those things.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I haven't actually taken them yet. I have three big
bags in my house I'm waiting to take and I've
heard that they do them by weight. I don't know
since my dad told me to try out.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
So well, you said cans paying more than glass, but
glass would be heavier. I want.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
As far as I know, it's just you know, like
diet coat cans and water bottles. Okay, I don't know
if glasses included her.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
I can drive for you.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yes, that's we talked about doing that, right Ideeah. Yeah,
we talked about we'll have like the morning yeah, like
you know, so this week are are you know cans
for Morgan campaign our can Pain Pain will be at
this place and people can come by and just drop
off all of their bottles and cans for Morgan. We'll
have job no job money, yeah, you'll pay your rent
(20:40):
and have nose job money.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh let me over.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Some girl messaged me on Instagram yesterday and I don't
know if this is a compliment or if she was
getting a dig at me. She goes, you inspired me
to get a nose job, so I just put a
down payment on my rhino plastic.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
And I'm like, yeah, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
That's cool, grass, that's cool. Well she's living your dream,
you know, yeah right in yeah, no, I'm saying, but
like it's inspiring. Like, hey, look, people were doing this.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Something that you always wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
That'll be me. That'll be me someday.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'm glad my nose can inspire.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
It's your goal, not mine. I've told you, like, there's
nothing wrong in your nose.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You don't need to know.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
She's so weird about her nose that.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's totally totally proportional.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yes, I've seen people that got some mad beak same yeah, right,
and you're not one of those people. No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Okay, well, yeah, agree to disagree.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
But every time we say that, she gets mad at
us because she thinks we're lying.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
See, this is when I need sea bass in the room. No,
that's flying.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
You're not going to validate your body dysmorphia.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You will.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
What do you what are you doing for extra money?
Eight seven seven forty four? What I mean, maybe you'll
hear like a better idea in here, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
You know, yeah, Hey, I'm open to anything. I've been,
you know, trying to do instacar uber eats all of it.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
What about like the gym that you go to for
this fight training stuff? Is there anything that you could
do there? You're going to be there. I'm always thinking
about like places you're alway going to be spending your time,
things that you're already going to be doing. But is
there spending your money there?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Right right?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah? I have to that expends stays. But what I'm
saying is she can offset that, then she's spending less
money there because whatever money she earns can go toward
her training bill, and then she spends less money giving
it to the gym.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Like offsetting it.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Because then you say it still works out, Well.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, I'd have to get a personal training license and certificate.
That costs money.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
No, not like that.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I mean, is there anything? It was a broad city.
Remember they were like gym cleaners. Yeah, Alana. Uh, what's
her name?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I go to very small, like family owned gym, so
there's no front desk, there's that come like you walk
in the alley, Morgan.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Would you be down to like escort? But not anything
too crazy?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Y'all know me. I'll be doing anything if I could
just have peace of mind.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Because I considered that when I was younger and hotter,
like just like go on it, you know, like he
needs a date for a work thing.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Dude, if someone wanted to take me out, sure, but
I don't get offers like that.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, but you don't putting it out there someone for
a pro tip for Morgan, put a few rocks in
a can or two.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, get banned from the recyclings.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I mean gyms. Yeah. All right, So here's a question,
what are you doing for extra money? Eight seven seven
forty four Woody is the number? That's eight seven seven
forty four woody. You can send it on the text
over to two to nine eight seven. Hey, look, I yeah,
why is what are you trying to make a joke
about how Morgan's trying to survive out of here? It's hard,
no kidding, I understand it's real hard. Yeah, we you know,
(23:29):
we give her opportunities, uh for different money things or whatever. Uh,
she's got a job. Also, everybody in his room I
believe has been there.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Oh god, you know more recently now, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I mean so, I mean I remember, I remember those days.
I remember that phase of my career. You know that
uh that Morgan's in and you grind through it. Yeah,
and you know she's got she's got the right and
you do you have the right mindset. You're a hard worker.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, you got to be.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I mean, it's not and you know, and you do it.
You do it until you don't have to do it
kind of thing. And then even once you are able to,
like then you know, rent and all these other things
are are are settled, then there's like another level of
things that you want or need or you're working for
and you want it until you know, are you do
it until you don't have to do that anymore. You see.
(24:19):
It's just like it's a growth thing.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I do think step one would be roommate, though roommate.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Would really do we can I mean, like have someone
in my room with me?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What about combo?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
When I go to you have a two bedroom right now?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Bedrooms? What about Cobo.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What about him?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
What about him? I mean, like you split the rent.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
When he doesn't live there. That's stupid. No man's going
to pay for rent when he's not there.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well no, I'm saying, like you live together. Why not?
He works, you know for two hours international trip.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
They live, we live way too far away.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Change that.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Our jobs are.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Very fair, it's easy to fix. Just change that, you know.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, I try movies.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Have you tried? And just move it?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Show all right, Well, a lot of us suggestions coming in.
I really think the the roommate thing could be yeah
more because a lot of people are saying they were
in a similar situation just looking on the text, and
I don't know if you're reading them, but like.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Right, but where am I putting this other person?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
No, you have to definitely have to move.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, but even within the same you know, maybe are
you like an apartment building, an apartment complex or what?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay, so they have other stuff that opens up, and
you can say, if you, especially if you're a resident,
transfer into another place.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, well we've got it's like four it's a duplex,
so okay.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Or maybe you can go be a roommate to somebody else. Yeah,
that's that's another thing.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Or you could go to another apartment building and manage
it and sometimes.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
That's oh pre right. And what was that dumbass Cameron right,
he did the free rent for managing a place. Yeah,
he did that for a while.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
And they probably managed more than one building and there.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
So when I was in Morgan's position, yeah, I just
got other people from the radio station that were in
a similar situation, and all three of us just ended
up moving into the same place and living together for
a while until we, you know, came up and came
up and got higher positions.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
But you know, Hols is here is a dat dumbass tyler. Yeah, yeah,
and he's another one. I mean he's done a bunch
of You've done a bunch of various things.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah, definitely have done the recycling cans bit that that
was a while back.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, and how but how did that go? Like how
you can probably get some decent cause everyone's like.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
You can don't do don't do it by weight, that's
how they got you. No, so most of them, I
haven't done it in a while, but most of them
had like a slot where you could just put it
in individually. It takes more time, but it counts each
one individually, so you get more money that way. Okay, Yeah,
if you do it by wait forever, Yeah, it takes forever,
but if you do it by weight, you'll kind of
get ripped off.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Pro tip.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Wow, what are some of the other things? I did
Uber for a month. Absolutely hated it, So stop doing that.
I did door dash for a little bit, it was
all right. The best thing I did Amazon Flex. That
thing came in handy. So Amazon Flex basically you drive
for Amazon.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Did that.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I did that for about a year and a half.
I've been thinking about picking it up again.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
So you use your own car, Yeah, you use.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Your own car, and you just go to the warehouse.
They give you a number for a crate. You take
all the boxes in that crate. You go out and
deliver more. Telsea too.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, because like right now, you're working what three days
a week?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
You said three days a week and my part time job?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, and how three days a week? Get a part
time job? So how are you making that work?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Just go They pay me well enough, which helps, so,
but just go do the work, come back home. So
and it helps that still living at home at the
moment because it's bensive as hell.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, no I didn't. I didn't realize that
you were.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Living at home yea, saving a ton of money, also
paying off debt that I had from before, and also
paying my parents rent on top of that.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You have a college degree.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
I do not so that.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, okay, I would have one of the That would
have been a guessing game. What is his What is
Tyler's degree in? Certainly not finance. We heard about his
stupid That's how he got the name dumb ass Tyler,
by the way, gives it was a stupid truck that
he bought. Yeah, he bought it. They got a payment
of like seven hundred and sixty bucks a month and
it was for like a thousand months job. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
(28:31):
that's right, Morgan. He had your job like years ago
before obviously you know, before even the person that you replaced.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
But it was part time then, right, No, it was.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Full time back then. It was full time. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, what business did you have paying over seven hundred
bucks a month for a car Loan? I've never done
that in my life.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
The name dumbass Tyler was very much spur of the
moment thing. An impulse by ye by, but I paid
it off. I'm going to go on that.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
So now it's just normal credit card debt and stuff
like normal.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, and again going back to like, you know, everybody
in this room has has been there. I couldn't afford
to have a car. I had a public transit pass.
It was forty bucks a month, and sometimes I had
to I told you the little shady stuff I would
do to you know, I was a little bit short
to get that pass. And so like floated through a
phony deposit into an ATM, saying I'm depositing a check.
(29:25):
This before you just deposit the raw check, you'd put
a check in an envelope, put the envelope into the ATM,
and so it thought there was something in the envelope
and there wasn't. But it was just until the next
day when I can get my actual paycheck in there,
just so I could get to and from work.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Yeah, you know, I slept on my buddy's floor in
East Oakland, California for two years and a ramen every day.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah. So here, this is a lot of this that's
coming in on the text. Has anybody here ever tried
to sell plasma.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
I have not.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I have thought about it, considered it.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Wait, dudes can do that.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'm pretty sure. I thought that everybody could do it.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
That was a female thing.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Wait more than you have done this? Yeah? I did
it in college to pay for school.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
So many people in college.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
You can donate plasma first couple of sessions one hundred dollars.
After that, work your way to uh sixty five dollars
a session, and you could donate two times a week.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Boy.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yeah, yeah, are you using plasma as a different word
for blood?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, they take the blood out, take the plasma, and
then they put your blood back in.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
I totally thought this was like a reproductive.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I thought it was like we all get one. This
is his Honorey. What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I had honore Is how all that mixed up? You
have this mixed up?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Or No?
Speaker 6 (30:50):
No, I was just saying that I thought it was
part of a reproductive things. Like I thought it was
adjacent to like selling eggs or something.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Yeah, I didn't, now Morgan, you could be a surrogate.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You have a baby for something.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
You could tell your eggs. You're young and hot, you
could get.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Up to I've actually looked into that Gina because you
get a lot of money, but.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
It's incredibly invasive.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Very very bad.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh yeah, they gotta get your eggs right, extract your
eggs exactly.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
You don't want to be like one and done on something.
You want something that's.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
And here's my big issue too, Like there's a lot
of great ideas on the text. I already struggled to
even have, you know, enough more than four hours of
sleep at night. So for me to go get, you know,
another restaurant job, I've tried that. It's just I can't.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Physically four six nine. Try Touro. You can rent your
car out. My coworker has a ghetto beater and she's
still renting that bitch out for extra income.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Dude, I know a couple of people that like have
this Toro thing set up as a full on business
and it's working out for them.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
But what happens if someone like crashes my car?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
There's insurance through Touro.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Yeah, I mean it's just they say, it's just something
you're going to have to be prepared for.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Then you can use somebody else's Touro like that when
they crash.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Your bad things are going to happen but two nine.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Bartending is what I do for extra cash. Wag It's
a dog walking app twenty to twenty five dollars for
a thirty minute walk.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, I'm on Rover, the same type app.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
My friend got a part time job at Buffalo Wild Wings,
only working three nights a week, but she makes a
decent amountain tips.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
See, I wish I had the time to do that
online surveys.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I was making ten to fifteen dollars a day just
doing them while I was at work.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, and settlements, there's a website you can go on
and you get settlement checks in the mail. It's like
twenty fifteen bucks, you know, but that helps.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Try upside. I got paid for pumping gasoline for your car.
I've heard those commercials. Yeah, what about some house cleaning?
Speaker 7 (32:40):
I do it.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
That's what my aunt Chrissy does. And she does that
to earn her beer money because my uncle, because her
beer is quite that's a big expense. Yes, she goes
through a lot of it. Yeah, she goes through a
lot of it. And so my uncle's like, you know,
I'm not paying for this anymore. You got to get
a job at least to cover your beer.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Probably write your own beer.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Not to be a defeatist, but I see Morgan's point.
There's only so many hours in the day, especially with
her schedule. Yeah, like you could clean all the houses,
work at all the restaurants, work at all the bars.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
But then, I mean, my mental health is already trash.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Morgan. What you're on Rover? Yeah, and it is just
your name.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
No, I mean all my infos on there. That's how
I found the dog that.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I That's what I'm saying. People can find you just
by searching your name on it.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I think you have to be in a certain distance, Okay.
And then also again like I can't do overnight stuff
on the weekdays. You know, I used to dog sit
and house it, and now I can't because no one
wants me leaving their house at two am.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Yeah, so Jeffrey can watch them.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I heard dog.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
And you have to sit down, look at your situation.
Know you can and can't do and work within those parameters. Right,
Like you can sit there all day and you can
find every reason not to do something, and you could
talk yourself out of anything. Right, You got to find
something that works for you for your schedule, and if
there's something that's really holding you back. Change that right,
(34:02):
you got. It's a constant manipulation and tweaking of this
and that and to get to the schedule.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
And then so like, oh I had to work with
a bar to bar back uh and I was like
I only can do it Friday Saturdays.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah. And I'm saying that you pour yourself into the
stuff that has the greatest potential to be more.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Right, So obviously turo wouldn't be something that you pour
a lot into and time wise, or the dog walking
thing unless you're planning on starting like a I don't know,
like a doggy daycare business or something like that. Like
that's just the kind of stuff that that takes second
third tier in your priority you know, schedule.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
The dog walking thing would be good schedule wise though,
get home, do a couple of walks.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, Unfortunately, that's like I'm just waiting around for someone
to reach out to me.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, maybe you can make a more of a permanent
schedule with that.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, well we are going to work more. And I
do like the the can drive that would be great, right,
so many can you be you'd be feeding cans individually
for days?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
You need to do it all weekend every year, but it's.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Worth the extra money. In the light run, Tyler has
a truck.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
If you need it.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah. Show
This is no money. All right, I'm gonna give this
to Gina. Maybe you'll have better luck. The question I
picked out yesterday, we got a winner in second one. Yeah,
second person got it, all right. So we ran into
a little issue yesterday. Apparently we're not allowed to say
the actual name of the item that you bought, that
(00:24):
I bought with your money. You're right, exactly, And then
we're giving away because you really want it. It's quite
popular in fact. Yeah, we're not even charging you, you
know anything, we're not making any money. Out right stupid anyway,
your chance to win. And because we got snitched on
by somebody in our promotion as apartment, we're calling it
the pretendo so good because you can't say the really
(00:48):
the pretendo snitch to everybody's trying to get these things. Yeah,
it's been mission impossible trying to get them. And so
we have a round of impossible trivia. First person to
call in with the correct answer to today's question will
be the winner and they will win the pretendo. The
pretendo snitch. I'm gonnaet. I'm gonna get used to that.
The pretendo snitch two eight seven seven forty four. That's
(01:11):
eight seven seven forty four. What did you find one
you like?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I did, all right? What is it?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
According to surveys, this is the number one item adults
lose in their home.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
What is it? Okay, okay, one more time?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Number one item?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults lose in their home. What is it?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I think of three of them?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh, yeah, I got a couple.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Let's go to the phones and see if we can
get a winner. Let's say hi to Jay. Hey, good morning, Jay,
good morning, good morning. All right, So you're trying to
win the pretendo snitch two.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
The question, yes, yes, the question is according to surveys,
this is the number one item adults lose in their home.
What is it?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I'm gonna have to go with uh wallet?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Wallet? That is incorrect?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Incorrect, Ray, Jay, appreciate you calling in. Let's go to
h Annie. Good morning, Annie, good morning, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So the question, according to surveys, this is the number
one item adults lose in their home. What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Keys?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That is incorrect?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
All right, Annie, thank you for calling. Appreciate listening to show.
Let's go to Kimberly. Good morning, Kimberly, Hello, good morning, Hello,
hie hi.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
So, according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults losing their home.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It's a remote control?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Good answer, but no, thank you, all.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Right, Kimberly, thank you, by ye. Let's go to Justin.
Good morning, Justin? All right, So you're trying to win.
Are a pretendo snitch too? And the question you got
to come up with the correct answer.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
For is According to surveys, this is the number one
item adults lose in their home. What is it?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'm gonna go with the cell phone.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh no, it is not really, it's my number one idem.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
We're always holding it.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I know.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's why I got a little stra all right.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Thanks to God. I appreciate you. Listen, let's say how
to Rudy.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Ry.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
How's it going?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, all right, so, uh, Rudy.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
According to surveys, this is the number one item adults
lose in their home. What is it?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I don't know if it's been said. I don't hear
the other people that I heard remote? But how about
their king?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It was a terrible call all around. Hey, good morning, Ellen, Hey,
good morning, good morning to you. All right, So what
is your guess how about your glasses? Very good guess,
but no, dude, my dad and my stepmom they share readers.
(04:07):
It's whoever picks them up first, and they have they're
all over the house.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I can.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I've seen like another house is where there's like a
basket and there's like five or six pairs of these
like CBS, So it brings brand readers just sitting around.
Let's say I to Michael, Hey, good morning, Michael, good morning.
You try to win a pretendo snitch too.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults lose in their home. What is it? I'm gonna
go your buds?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, damn, that's another one, because that's something that very
commonly is misplaced in our house.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
They definitely disappear.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And we try to do the find my thing. But
they're not very loud. They don't make a big like
the way that your phone will make a big loud sound,
or even air tags will make a big loud sound.
These are pretty muted, espe because the are usually between
cushions and couches.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah, you'll never find them.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, things like that. Let's go to how about Charity, Hey,
good morning, Charity, good morning? How are you now this
is an impossible trivia question, this is a good one.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
According to surveys, this is the number one item adults
lose in their home. What is it?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Is it an ear ring?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It would be in my case, but no, not an earring.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I'm lost, man, I don't know what it would be.
Let's go to Bridget. Good morning, Bridget, good morning. All right,
so impossible trivia here on the Woody Show, trying to
win the Pretendo snitch two.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
And according to surveys, this is the number one item
adults losing their home. What is it?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Is it a wallet?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
It is also again, not a wallet.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
We've had a lot of guesses already.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Yeah, yeah, is it virginity.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
That's a good item.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, let me see, let me see what it is.
I'm curious.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I know I only have one guest left in me.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I guess Okay, this happens in our house all the time. Yeah, yeah,
it's like people like I think people are lying. How
is it not keys, remote or phone?
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Like once you hear this, yeah, would you agree, Gray,
I'm probably not in.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
The house with adults. Well, you wouldn't be surprised. I
have a very specific place where.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I keep of course, okay, of course you do.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
All right, let's say James, good morning, James morning. This
is the number one item adults lose in their own home.
What is it still not? We've mentioned already.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Phone?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, we remote has already been mentioned.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
It's not.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna group okay,
all right, and then we're gonna get some more people
lined up on the phones. This is good. This is
better than the second person is.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
This is really tough.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I mean I don't have all damn day.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
I'm in the dark.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I still don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
That's a Preintendo Snitch two that you are trying to win.
Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. And we'll try
to get a winter coming up next. Hang on the show.
We'll be right back. Meanwhile, Sea Bass will continuous, endless
search for the perfect week.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Yeah. I'm a hair flex.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Sorry, I'm in hair system. Get it. It's not my scalp.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I have light brown hair with bald highlights.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Man, we are trying to give you tough this video
game system that everybody's trying to get right now, it's
it's hot, people are camping out, that they've been camping out.
Although it's it seems to be lightning up a bit.
I'm getting more reports, seeing more people texting and saying
that they've spotted them in different places here and there.
(07:53):
That's the way it's gonna be. But I don't want
to pay for it exactly right. So we're trying to
give it to you, and we were telling you exactly
what it is, but some nark in our promotions apartment
stitched up to the legal department, and the legal department
found out that the N word company doesn't allow people
to say the name of that company, and so in
you know, whatever said I'm now, we're gonna call it
(08:14):
the pretendo snitch too? Is what you're trying to win?
Eight seven seven forty four? What he is the number?
Let's take seven to seven forty four. What can't take
credit for any of that because it was all things
that people send in on the text. It's all stuff
I thought was hilarious. So the question is this the
number one item adults lose in their own home. I'll
give you some of the recap of the answers we've
(08:36):
gotten Thus far, we've taken about twenty calls and have
gotten seven answers, wallet, keys, cell phone, earbuds, remote control,
ear rings, and glasses. These are the guesses so far.
None of those are right. Let's say hi to Armando,
(08:56):
Good morning, Armando, Mondo, good morning. Something other than those?
What is your guess? Well, clothing in general, clothing with
specifically pants, All right, not what we're looking for, but
thank you. Let's go to Aaron, Good morning, Aaron, Hey,
what's up?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
What are your pleasure?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Do you know you're hot? Say nothing for menace or Greg?
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Aaron?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What's your guess? Is your wedding ring? Let's go on,
good guess but correct. Let's say hello to uh Nick, Hey,
good morning, Nick, morning morning? All right? Ses Joes all
so wrong. Let's go to Danny. Danny, what's your guess? Money? Money?
(09:44):
Good one, not wrong. Let's go Sean, Sean, Hey morning?
Is it mail? Is it mail? Not mail? I'd love
to lose all the mail. Let's go to Freddy, Good morning, Freddy, Hey,
good morning. This is the number one item adults lose
in their own home. What is it scissors? Is it's scissors?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Scissors?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Random?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
In our house?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
You don't have a proper spot for they never get
put back. Yeah, that's the thing. Like my son will
use them or something out in the garage with his
hockey equipment or whatever, and then they live out there.
My daughter using them for somebod They end up in
her room. I found them outside, I found them everywhere,
but where they need to be.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
And how many pairs do you end up with?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, we have two regular pair of scissors, like uh,
you know, just your and then they also start using
when they can't find those, they start using those kitchen
ones that are meant for like food preparation. Yeah, and
they start using those to cut like a piece of
paper for a project or whatever the hell they're working on,
cut a tag off something. Well, Freddie, congratulations, my friend,
(10:53):
you are the winner of the pretendo snitch to I. Congratulations,
my friends, Hang on one second, we will get all
of your information. We appreciate you listening to the Wooden Show.
All right, Well, that was the opposite of yesterday.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
I would ever guess.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
My guess was kids.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
You lose your kids? Big is it? Wallet? It's glastic.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
It's the keys.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Show.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Tuesday morning. It's June tenth. What's the
what's the word honoring feeling?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Warner?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Why just it's just like, uh, little things that do
they can get you just get, uh you know how
you get You get into a mood because it's not
a bad thing.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
You can't let the weight of the world hold you down.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Man, It's not that you do. That's I don't think
you know what the word means. I think it's the
opposite of don't you know what the word means? It's not.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yeah, but it's an effect from something else, right, No.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I mean it's not necessarily a bad thing. That's what
I'm saying. It's not a bad thing.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
It's feeling.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
It is not a bad thing a negative context.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
What you're talking about, it's bad, bad tempered its yeah,
it's it's it is definitely a negative.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I think I think of it more like sassy.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Yeah, I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I think it's like cranky.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
No, the definition is bad tempered and combatant. But I
don't know anything who is it like that? Either mischievous or.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
It can necessary upside down that it doesn't. It doesn't
necessarily because I can mean that. I know that it
can mean that, but that it doesn't necessarily it's not
necessarily a bad thing by definition. Look, maybe you're right,
I mean, but I'm saying my I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I know exactly what you meant, like.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, like.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
This is yeah, this is kind of Twilight Zone ish
because if you say, oh, this tastes bad, but by that,
I mean it's it's bad meaning good.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, this chicken's bad chicken.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Or I'm sad that I mean everything's great, yeah, or
is a negative word.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, now it's not okay branded Apparently I'm the one
know what the man so.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Same, I know exactly what you meant.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, sad to me, sassy is like he.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Really Yeah, I don't think of it like.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Like like hair flipping and putting your hand on your
heaving on ha.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
I think ornery means like short fused.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah no, no, I don't see. I don't feel that
way at all.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
The vinegar, yeah, pison vinegar.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah then but not even.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Right now we all know.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, that's especially on.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
A Tuesday, strange for the buttole of the week.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, usually this is more like a Thursday, yeah kind
of kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
You never feel like the world is trying to make
you run late. Yes, like today, I got stuck behind
a work truck and a red light, and I thought,
I'm going to sit at this red light until I died.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Guess who, uh, guess who was late today? Oh me,
I was almost like guess who was like today?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Who was late today?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Was not late today?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Morgan?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Morgan was not late today. The person who was late
today is the person who won Employee of the Month.
Yesterday was the after.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Party, too crazy, celebrating that sixty Go figure, poor guy,
go figure. It's just champagne flowing.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
He doesn't have his headphones in yet, Stampa. That's all right.
He's late to get his headphones on too. He was all, here,
you win, you win employee Employee the Month. Yeah, I
can do whatever I want. Yeah, I own this town. Yeah.
And then the very and then the very next day.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Can't tell me what to do.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, I'm that good. What happened to you today?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I know?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He was throwing up yesterday?
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Yeah, yeah, no idea, I just the alarm just did
not go off.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, checks in the mail, dude.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
Yeah so yeah, second alarm, second alarm, and.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
The second alarm second alarm is going to be set
to day.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
If it's any consolation, let me guess you were having
a heart attack the entire.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
Way here performing surgery and all of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah yeah, wait, hold on, this is bored back second alarm.
I have like fifty alarms to wake up for this place.
I figured everybody did. Yeah I have threefty, three, one, one?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh really I have three.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
But also Benji, maybe keep your phone by the bed
because I called him like seven. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I was literally sleep on top of my phone. So
I woke up. It was late. I was on top
of my phone and.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
All right, well that's good.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah, it's one of those days. Are you feeling ornerarated?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
You feel.
Speaker 7 (16:15):
I just slapped on clothes and yeah, got.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Here Hornery Cornery today.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Feeling real Hornory.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
What he is? The phone number you could set us
a text over to two to ninety seven. I'm gonna
bring this up and then we'll open up the phones
on this and see what you're doing for extra money.
I just found out something that Morgan is doing. You know,
she's been trying to get money together for her nose job.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Right, well, this is not for a nose job.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh, this is not part of the nose job, fundy,
this is.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
My rent, oh it is, and feed myself.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I thought this is like I thought it was either
I was convinced it was either for fighting. Oh no,
like fight related expensive training and things like that, or
it was for the nose job.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Fund No, it's because I'm poor. It's because you're poor.
So okay, it's embarrassing to admit. Well, that doesn't mean
he doesn't pay for anything.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You're doing it wrong.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
No, I'm just independent, so independent woman.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
All right, so Morgan, tell everybody what you're doing now
for extra money, I.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Am collecting cans and bottles and taking them to recycling
places for five cents each.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
And she's into it, into it, not really no, because.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You were like, oh that's a good one the other
day in the office. She's like, oh that's a good one.
That one's blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Blah blah, yelled Vaughan for holding onto his can.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well yeah, i mean I'm thinking, man, if I could
leave here with fifty cents to a dollar every day,
you know, with cans y'all are just thrown away, that
would help me.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah. There was that, and then uh and then what
was the other one? Uh? She was she was excited
about this. My son did it for a minute.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yes, it's called fetch and you take pictures of your receipts.
What he swears, it's the waste of time. But I've
made like sixty five dollars in the past year from it,
the past year.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
But you've actually seen that money.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yes, So you can only get it as gift cards.
So I get like Amazon gift cardiss, that's how I
buy my shampoo conditioner.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
My favorite reference on is because I get my son
did it, and every receipt we got from the grocery store,
from any of that, He's like, where's your receipt, where's
your receipt? He would take a picture and he'd scan
it into this thing and he was supposed to get
and I think he ever got anything from it. Yeah,
he did it, basically, he did it for a year
and I don't know if he ever got a single
thing from it.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Weird. Yeah, he wasn't taking many pictures. Then I'm I
take pictures of everything. I see a receipt on the
floor or on the street, you know, on the sidewalk,
I'm like, yes.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
What did they get? Out of that is that just
like market research of what people are buying.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I'm sure they're stealing our data.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Yeah, you must be buying the most random stuff. Then
they're like this, lady's crazy. They're not stealing your data,
You're giving it to them. You're you're showing that, Hey,
this is what I just bought.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, yeah, please take it paste from a shampoo conditioner.
So yeah, expensive, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Have you examined your spending? Do you have Netflix or
do you buy coffee stuff like that?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
I got rid of all of my streaming stuff so honestly,
And my rent goes up every year. And you have roommates.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
No, And I heard you.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Trying to get my mom to move out here with me,
but again she's in the same financial situation. But I'm
also yeah, not to get all weird, but I don't
have enough money to move because that costs money. So
I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Pickle what about I mean, I think it would be
amazing if your mom moved here, but for the time being,
what about a roommate.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I don't know anyone that's willing to move in, you
know what I mean? That's weird, not that needs to
actually not many not.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That the recycling center anybody there.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah, that'll be my next stuff for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, yeah, I'll ask him. Yeah, the guy who oversees
like the bottle hopper at the right, that's where all
the plastics go, and so when you when you bring it,
you just drop the whole thing. I've always so they
sit there and they count all those things.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I haven't actually taken them yet. I have three big
bags in my house I'm waiting to take and I've
heard that they do them by weight. I don't know
since my dad told me to try out.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
So well, you said cans paying more than glass, but
glass would be heavier. I want.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
As far as I know, it's just you know, like
diet coat cans and water bottles. Okay, I don't know
if glasses included her.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
I can drive for you.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yes, that's we talked about doing that, right Ideeah. Yeah,
we talked about we'll have like the morning yeah, like
you know, so this week are are you know cans
for Morgan campaign our can Pain Pain will be at
this place and people can come by and just drop
off all of their bottles and cans for Morgan. We'll
have job no job money, yeah, you'll pay your rent
(20:40):
and have nose job money.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh let me over.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Some girl messaged me on Instagram yesterday and I don't
know if this is a compliment or if she was
getting a dig at me. She goes, you inspired me
to get a nose job, so I just put a
down payment on my rhino plastic.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh nice.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
And I'm like, yeah, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
That's cool, grass, that's cool. Well she's living your dream,
you know, yeah right in yeah, no, I'm saying, but
like it's inspiring. Like, hey, look, people were doing this.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Something that you always wanted to do.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
That'll be me. That'll be me someday.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
I'm glad my nose can inspire.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
It's your goal, not mine. I've told you, like, there's
nothing wrong in your nose.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You don't need to know.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
She's so weird about her nose that.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
It's totally totally proportional.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yes, I've seen people that got some mad beak same yeah, right,
and you're not one of those people. No, you're not.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Okay, well, yeah, agree to disagree.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
But every time we say that, she gets mad at
us because she thinks we're lying.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
See, this is when I need sea bass in the room. No,
that's flying.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
You're not going to validate your body dysmorphia.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
You will.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
What do you what are you doing for extra money?
Eight seven seven forty four? What I mean, maybe you'll
hear like a better idea in here, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
You know, yeah, Hey, I'm open to anything. I've been,
you know, trying to do instacar uber eats all of it.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
What about like the gym that you go to for
this fight training stuff? Is there anything that you could
do there? You're going to be there. I'm always thinking
about like places you're alway going to be spending your time,
things that you're already going to be doing. But is
there spending your money there?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Right right?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah? I have to that expends stays. But what I'm
saying is she can offset that, then she's spending less
money there because whatever money she earns can go toward
her training bill, and then she spends less money giving
it to the gym.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Like offsetting it.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Because then you say it still works out, Well.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, I'd have to get a personal training license and certificate.
That costs money.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
No, not like that.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I mean, is there anything? It was a broad city.
Remember they were like gym cleaners. Yeah, Alana. Uh, what's
her name?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I go to very small, like family owned gym, so
there's no front desk, there's that come like you walk
in the alley, Morgan.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Would you be down to like escort? But not anything
too crazy?
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Y'all know me. I'll be doing anything if I could
just have peace of mind.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Because I considered that when I was younger and hotter,
like just like go on it, you know, like he
needs a date for a work thing.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Dude, if someone wanted to take me out, sure, but
I don't get offers like that.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, but you don't putting it out there someone for
a pro tip for Morgan, put a few rocks in
a can or two.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, get banned from the recyclings.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I mean gyms. Yeah. All right, So here's a question,
what are you doing for extra money? Eight seven seven
forty four Woody is the number? That's eight seven seven
forty four woody. You can send it on the text
over to two to nine eight seven. Hey, look, I yeah,
why is what are you trying to make a joke
about how Morgan's trying to survive out of here? It's hard,
no kidding, I understand it's real hard. Yeah, we you know,
(23:29):
we give her opportunities, uh for different money things or whatever. Uh,
she's got a job. Also, everybody in his room I
believe has been there.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Oh god, you know more recently now, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I mean so, I mean I remember, I remember those days.
I remember that phase of my career. You know that
uh that Morgan's in and you grind through it. Yeah,
and you know she's got she's got the right and
you do you have the right mindset. You're a hard worker.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, you got to be.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I mean, it's not and you know, and you do it.
You do it until you don't have to do it
kind of thing. And then even once you are able to,
like then you know, rent and all these other things
are are are settled, then there's like another level of
things that you want or need or you're working for
and you want it until you know, are you do
it until you don't have to do that anymore. You see.
(24:19):
It's just like it's a growth thing.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
I do think step one would be roommate, though roommate.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Would really do we can I mean, like have someone
in my room with me?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
What about combo?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
When I go to you have a two bedroom right now?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Bedrooms? What about Cobo.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
What about him?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
What about him? I mean, like you split the rent.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
When he doesn't live there. That's stupid. No man's going
to pay for rent when he's not there.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well no, I'm saying, like you live together. Why not?
He works, you know for two hours international trip.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
They live, we live way too far away.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Change that.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Our jobs are.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Very fair, it's easy to fix. Just change that, you know.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, I try movies.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Have you tried? And just move it?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Show all right, Well, a lot of us suggestions coming in.
I really think the the roommate thing could be yeah
more because a lot of people are saying they were
in a similar situation just looking on the text, and
I don't know if you're reading them, but like.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Right, but where am I putting this other person?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
No, you have to definitely have to move.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, but even within the same you know, maybe are
you like an apartment building, an apartment complex or what?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay, so they have other stuff that opens up, and
you can say, if you, especially if you're a resident,
transfer into another place.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, well we've got it's like four it's a duplex,
so okay.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Or maybe you can go be a roommate to somebody else. Yeah,
that's that's another thing.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Or you could go to another apartment building and manage
it and sometimes.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
That's oh pre right. And what was that dumbass Cameron right,
he did the free rent for managing a place. Yeah,
he did that for a while.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
And they probably managed more than one building and there.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
So when I was in Morgan's position, yeah, I just
got other people from the radio station that were in
a similar situation, and all three of us just ended
up moving into the same place and living together for
a while until we, you know, came up and came
up and got higher positions.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
But you know, Hols is here is a dat dumbass tyler. Yeah, yeah,
and he's another one. I mean he's done a bunch
of You've done a bunch of various things.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah, definitely have done the recycling cans bit that that
was a while back.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, and how but how did that go? Like how
you can probably get some decent cause everyone's like.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
You can don't do don't do it by weight, that's
how they got you. No, so most of them, I
haven't done it in a while, but most of them
had like a slot where you could just put it
in individually. It takes more time, but it counts each
one individually, so you get more money that way. Okay, Yeah,
if you do it by wait forever, Yeah, it takes forever,
but if you do it by weight, you'll kind of
get ripped off.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Pro tip.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Wow, what are some of the other things? I did
Uber for a month. Absolutely hated it, So stop doing that.
I did door dash for a little bit, it was
all right. The best thing I did Amazon Flex. That
thing came in handy. So Amazon Flex basically you drive
for Amazon.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Did that.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
I did that for about a year and a half.
I've been thinking about picking it up again.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
So you use your own car, Yeah, you use.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Your own car, and you just go to the warehouse.
They give you a number for a crate. You take
all the boxes in that crate. You go out and
deliver more. Telsea too.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, because like right now, you're working what three days
a week?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
You said three days a week and my part time job?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, and how three days a week? Get a part
time job? So how are you making that work?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
Just go They pay me well enough, which helps, so,
but just go do the work, come back home. So
and it helps that still living at home at the
moment because it's bensive as hell.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, no I didn't. I didn't realize that
you were.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Living at home yea, saving a ton of money, also
paying off debt that I had from before, and also
paying my parents rent on top of that.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You have a college degree.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
I do not so that.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, okay, I would have one of the That would
have been a guessing game. What is his What is
Tyler's degree in? Certainly not finance. We heard about his
stupid That's how he got the name dumb ass Tyler,
by the way, gives it was a stupid truck that
he bought. Yeah, he bought it. They got a payment
of like seven hundred and sixty bucks a month and
it was for like a thousand months job. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
(28:31):
that's right, Morgan. He had your job like years ago
before obviously you know, before even the person that you replaced.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
But it was part time then, right, No, it was.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Full time back then. It was full time. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, what business did you have paying over seven hundred
bucks a month for a car Loan? I've never done
that in my life.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
The name dumbass Tyler was very much spur of the
moment thing. An impulse by ye by, but I paid
it off. I'm going to go on that.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
So now it's just normal credit card debt and stuff
like normal.
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, and again going back to like, you know, everybody
in this room has has been there. I couldn't afford
to have a car. I had a public transit pass.
It was forty bucks a month, and sometimes I had
to I told you the little shady stuff I would
do to you know, I was a little bit short
to get that pass. And so like floated through a
phony deposit into an ATM, saying I'm depositing a check.
(29:25):
This before you just deposit the raw check, you'd put
a check in an envelope, put the envelope into the ATM,
and so it thought there was something in the envelope
and there wasn't. But it was just until the next
day when I can get my actual paycheck in there,
just so I could get to and from work.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Yeah, you know, I slept on my buddy's floor in
East Oakland, California for two years and a ramen every day.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah. So here, this is a lot of this that's
coming in on the text. Has anybody here ever tried
to sell plasma.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
I have not.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I have thought about it, considered it.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
Wait, dudes can do that.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'm pretty sure. I thought that everybody could do it.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
That was a female thing.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Wait more than you have done this? Yeah? I did
it in college to pay for school.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
So many people in college.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
You can donate plasma first couple of sessions one hundred dollars.
After that, work your way to uh sixty five dollars
a session, and you could donate two times a week.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Boy.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yeah, yeah, are you using plasma as a different word
for blood?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, they take the blood out, take the plasma, and
then they put your blood back in.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
I totally thought this was like a reproductive.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I thought it was like we all get one. This
is his Honorey. What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I had honore Is how all that mixed up? You
have this mixed up?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Or No?
Speaker 6 (30:50):
No, I was just saying that I thought it was
part of a reproductive things. Like I thought it was
adjacent to like selling eggs or something.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Yeah, I didn't, now Morgan, you could be a surrogate.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You have a baby for something.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
You could tell your eggs. You're young and hot, you
could get.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Up to I've actually looked into that Gina because you
get a lot of money, but.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
It's incredibly invasive.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Very very bad.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh yeah, they gotta get your eggs right, extract your
eggs exactly.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
You don't want to be like one and done on something.
You want something that's.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
And here's my big issue too, Like there's a lot
of great ideas on the text. I already struggled to
even have, you know, enough more than four hours of
sleep at night. So for me to go get, you know,
another restaurant job, I've tried that. It's just I can't.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Physically four six nine. Try Touro. You can rent your
car out. My coworker has a ghetto beater and she's
still renting that bitch out for extra income.
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Dude, I know a couple of people that like have
this Toro thing set up as a full on business
and it's working out for them.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
But what happens if someone like crashes my car?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
There's insurance through Touro.
Speaker 6 (31:54):
Yeah, I mean it's just they say, it's just something
you're going to have to be prepared for.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Then you can use somebody else's Touro like that when
they crash.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Your bad things are going to happen but two nine.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Bartending is what I do for extra cash. Wag It's
a dog walking app twenty to twenty five dollars for
a thirty minute walk.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, I'm on Rover, the same type app.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
My friend got a part time job at Buffalo Wild Wings,
only working three nights a week, but she makes a
decent amountain tips.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
See, I wish I had the time to do that
online surveys.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I was making ten to fifteen dollars a day just
doing them while I was at work.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yeah, and settlements, there's a website you can go on
and you get settlement checks in the mail. It's like
twenty fifteen bucks, you know, but that helps.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Try upside. I got paid for pumping gasoline for your car.
I've heard those commercials. Yeah, what about some house cleaning?
Speaker 7 (32:40):
I do it.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
That's what my aunt Chrissy does. And she does that
to earn her beer money because my uncle, because her
beer is quite that's a big expense. Yes, she goes
through a lot of it. Yeah, she goes through a
lot of it. And so my uncle's like, you know,
I'm not paying for this anymore. You got to get
a job at least to cover your beer.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Probably write your own beer.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Not to be a defeatist, but I see Morgan's point.
There's only so many hours in the day, especially with
her schedule. Yeah, like you could clean all the houses,
work at all the restaurants, work at all the bars.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
But then, I mean, my mental health is already trash.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Morgan. What you're on Rover? Yeah, and it is just
your name.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
No, I mean all my infos on there. That's how
I found the dog that.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
I That's what I'm saying. People can find you just
by searching your name on it.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
I think you have to be in a certain distance, Okay.
And then also again like I can't do overnight stuff
on the weekdays. You know, I used to dog sit
and house it, and now I can't because no one
wants me leaving their house at two am.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Yeah, so Jeffrey can watch them.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
I heard dog.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
And you have to sit down, look at your situation.
Know you can and can't do and work within those parameters. Right,
Like you can sit there all day and you can
find every reason not to do something, and you could
talk yourself out of anything. Right, You got to find
something that works for you for your schedule, and if
there's something that's really holding you back. Change that right,
(34:02):
you got. It's a constant manipulation and tweaking of this
and that and to get to the schedule.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
And then so like, oh I had to work with
a bar to bar back uh and I was like
I only can do it Friday Saturdays.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah. And I'm saying that you pour yourself into the
stuff that has the greatest potential to be more.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Right, So obviously turo wouldn't be something that you pour
a lot into and time wise, or the dog walking
thing unless you're planning on starting like a I don't know,
like a doggy daycare business or something like that. Like
that's just the kind of stuff that that takes second
third tier in your priority you know, schedule.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
The dog walking thing would be good schedule wise though,
get home, do a couple of walks.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, Unfortunately, that's like I'm just waiting around for someone
to reach out to me.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Yeah, maybe you can make a more of a permanent
schedule with that.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, well we are going to work more. And I
do like the the can drive that would be great, right,
so many can you be you'd be feeding cans individually
for days?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
You need to do it all weekend every year, but it's.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
Worth the extra money. In the light run, Tyler has
a truck.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
If you need it.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Yeah. Show
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