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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Forty forty forty.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And as we get underway here on a new hour
on a Friday morning. Yeah, in sensitivity training, freight, politically
correct world.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I'm Woody. That's great, Gory I would menace is here?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
What is up?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
You got Gina grad Good morning, there's Sammy Marny Sea mask,
Good morning and happy Friday to you. He is going
to run us through a round of the d u
i Q. If you'd like to play, give us a
call right now. Eight seven seven forty four Woody is
the number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody. If
you want to play the d uy Q, We're gonna
do that here in just a second, so make it
quick with the calls.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Dial.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah, let's get your let's get you lined up.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It is Friday the thirteenth, the day you get to
blame everything on bad luck. Okay, and even if you
don't believe in all the superstition stuff, uh, they say,
it can legit mess with your head. So like when
something goes sideways today, big or small, it gets blamed
on it being an unlucky day and not on the
(01:01):
real reason that it happened. Like the term for it
in psychology is illusory or illusory correlation. So the tendency
to make connections between unrelated things or events.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
This part of my argument against all the jackasss to say, well,
like if astrology or numerology or crystals or whatever makes
you feel better, just do it.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, no, no, it's distracting from the real problems. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I understand that too. I see both sides on that.
From real problems, my mom really.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Believes that this acupuncture stuff is working for her, and
she is at the end of her rope with all
the stuff that she's gone through with the hip replacement,
the complications from that. Have the hip replacement redone, then
they're being an issue with that, and it's been years
and so she's feeling some relief from the acupunction now,
whether that is real or perceived. If she feels it's working,
(01:57):
I go, that's great, Mom.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, yeah, but have and they've done studies where like
placebos really do regenerate itself.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Now she's also but she's also going to the doctors
and doing all the other stuff too.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It's not like she's just solely relying on the right
like jobs with his fruititarian diet, they can't. Ye, he
died real fast from pancreas.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
And if you're doing the supposed to, then go ahead
do the occupantion.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Non nondoluis the old MTV VJ who just died. She
still like red light therapy and everything else for this cancer.
It's like, man or save your time and your money. Yeah,
has your mom tried weed?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You like? I can't see. That'll be the day.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I know because I was like, way, yeah she did.
Have you like, have certain cereals back in the day. Yeah,
there's no way she would do that.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't Yeah, I can't see. Do you think your
mom never smoked weed? Greg my mom?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I met your mom, so no, I don't think, no way.
And when my dad was visiting us one time and
our neighbor was a mega pothead. He smoked pot twenty
four to seven. You would have loved him menace. And
my dad was in the backyard and I said, oh,
neighbors smoking pot again? And he said, oh, is that
what that smells like? I always thought pot smelled sweet.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
He had no idea what he'd even smelled. I guarantee
you they never. I don't think they have.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
But once it became legal, like for so many people,
it didn't matter because my mom was like, here, try
these gummies.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm like, who are you?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
They're going hard as they should be.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know, it would be hilarious to get your mom
and my mom together and get them high.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh my god, smoke them out. It would be the best.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
I'm high.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
So hungry now.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I would hate to watch. Can you imagine your mom
and my mom getting baked so goody good? What would
they talk about? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm proud, let's have a luncheon.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I think I've probably seen my mom drink wine like
twice in my entire life. The same with me.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I mean, for the longest time, I never heard my
mom Like I think you've said, I'd never heard my
mom swear.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't think I ever have. Oh I do now
a lot, And gone.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Back to her being at the end of her rope
and being really frustrated, and you know, these years of
her life that you would otherwise have, you know, like a,
you know, the these are the good years where you're
still mobile and you can do things you should be
able to, and that she's really pissed. So I get it.
But oh man, she throws around that F word. It's
pretty fine.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I like that either of your mom's or any of
your mom say blank in or blankety hate when my
mom does that.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't like when when adults say like around other adults.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I don't like that either say it or don't do
it at all.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Like if you say F word to an adult or
even people know what that is, so you might as
well just said it.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, we get it, because you exactly works to certain words.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Oh, Steve asked a good question, because your mom is
it works with all words super hippy dippy.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Do you think she she wants to levil the original woodstock? Yeah,
so that's I think that's she's a major streaker.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I think it works with all words because I'm sure
you're thinking of one word, in particular, the N word. Yeah, okay,
So let's take the N word as an example here, right, No, Like,
if you're gonna say, you know how you use it,
I'm you know, okay, reference for the sake of the example.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Is it in context?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Are you? Are you referencing?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So for the sake of the example, okay, Like, well,
this N word said to me blah blah blah blah blah,
you might as well have just said it.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Well at that point, sure, you see.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
If that's the context, if that's who.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You are, I'm saying, right, But I'm saying, you might
as well have just said it, like you didn't save
yourself anything by saying N word because you just right,
you just said it.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, you just said it. So I think it works
for all words.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But I guess what you're saying. Is you're saying is
I'll adults will say the F word like, oh, that's
that's this e fing is such an effing.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
And some guy awesome man, somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I assure it, certainly. But if in context, if you're
saying men has called me the.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
F word, that's different, right, But I would never do that.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You might as well or don't, don't even bring it up.
He swore at me. But like you saying, for you,
you just.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
The mystery is gone, like everybody knows exactly what, so
you might as well just.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Say you're saying it while also excusing yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Correct. Do you hate it when an adults say freaking.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yes, I hate him on adults slipping.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I hate it when adults are so used to speaking
to their kids they can't turn it off and they're
talking to other adults exactly. Okay, my sister she's better now.
The breeder, she's better now. But she's like, does anybody
need to go potty?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Like talking to.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Adults before we leave the restaurant, does anybody need to
go pot talking to my parents and me?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
And yeah, like uh I just yeah, sippy, yeah like nah.
I hate it when people say put them down, like
make your kid take a nap. I put them down
at un you do now.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You put animals down? Yeah, well we've had somebody lined up.
I guess on the d U. I K let's do
it after the break. Okay, we got on a tangent as.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
We do now.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
S our mom smoke we that would tell you, man,
that would be fun. It would never be blockbuster.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But what if they start smoking weed and it's one
of those one thing leads to become lesbian and my
mom started lesson out there.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I didn't know marijuana made me make out with you?
That'll be crazy, you guys, Yeah, they get married now,
I know you're like lesbians. Greg, that's something you want
to picture of that?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah eight seven seven forty four wood Joey, he's he's
lined up here a Joey hang on one second.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Man, how's everything going for you? The good you have?
Can you hang on? Do you have time?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I do have time.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Okay, let us take the break and then, uh, and
then we'll come back. You're gonna be our contestant for the.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
D u y Q. I'll tell you what. He's been
a very patient boy. Welcome Joey and Hi Joey, Joey.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Hello, Ay, it's it's time and you know what, let's
do it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Uh, just for funzies, because you waited so long. On hold,
I'm not gonna give you the prize anyway. So yeah,
I'm feeling Friday like that. You know, he waited forever.
I know those breaks are long. Yeah, he's got he's
got stuff to do. I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
What are you doing today?
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Currently I am in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
So that's about as much as I can give you.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Even happier about mind.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
All right, Well, joe you're gonna play the duy q
seabask's playing the way the game works, everybody, please, I.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Find someone very drunk, and I ask them very easy
trivia questions, and so that is the game is guessing
whether the drunk person is so drunk so they won't
know the answer to trivia questions that you listening to these,
you're like, what's up? Of course, if you can guess
with it, they know two times out of three you win.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
All right, So we have a menace and Sammy, who
will be stone cold sober at least I think guessing
on these answers. Well, but Joe, you're just trying to
guess for our drunk. Now, before we get to those
questions that match for our matter for the prize, we're
going to get to know and see just how whither
this person is or not. And who is this drunk person?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Is Nikita and she is as you're about to hear,
an island girl in visiting, and she has I don't
know because of that are just in general a great
sense about men.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
All right, here's Nikita.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Well, I've been drinking jack and I had to have
like a jacks, which is a quilivalent two like three
jocks in the Bahamas.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh, they're stronger in the Bamas.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Yes, of course, shure, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Did you just touch my wiener?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Sure I can touch.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Whatever I look aside from the Bahamas.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Night, whatever I want, because I'm from the Bahamas. She's
trying to get out that island.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
The reason, by the way, the drinks are not stronger
the resorts I go to. I feel like they water
them down. I will Joey, that is our friend Nikita.
You're guessing whether she will know the answer. If you
got to get two out of three you wanted to win.
We got question number one here, d u I Q.
A billion is a one with how many zeros after it?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
A billion bing is one with how many zeros after it?
Do we think they're gonna know it? I think they
can figure.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It out over scratch paper, the same you're working it
out on.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So I'll say Nikita no because she does not have
scratch paper, But I would hope that Sammy and Menace
would both be able to do that.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
So I'll say yes and yes and then no for
Nikita same.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I don't think she has scratch paper on her So
no to Nikita and yes to Sammy and Menace.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
All right, Greg, Gory, I would hope scratch paper is
a non issue when you asked an adult that question.
But oh Greg, I'm saying yes to Menace, yes to Sammy,
no to Nikita.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Uh, Menace, do you think that she's gonna know it. Heck, no,
what about you, Sammy? No, Joey, yes or no? No? No?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Question Number one for the d u i Q. A
billion is a one with how many zeros after it? Menace?
It's just for reference to scratch paper.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Nine nine, Sammy, nine nine is the answer?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Nice? All right? So one and nine.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Zeros afterwards that would be one billion, which you'll find.
Ass's months all right, So let's see, Joey, will you
be on the board with your first point here in
the d y Q.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
He guesses that she won't get it. Let's see if
you're right. A billion is a one with how many
zeros after it?
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Well, a million is six, so I'm gonna say seven.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
And what would you do with a billion dollars I
will give?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Let me just say it could be accomplished for much
less money?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Wow, like no money?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Like negative money.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Was she a good looking lady?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You know?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
She? Uh? For her age?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh? Doing quite well? Okay for her age?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
You can hear it.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Oh, just think about all that experience, right, teach you something?
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I mean what else is there to do on the island?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Congratulations, Joey, that's a good sign.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You're on the board.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
First point here in this round of the duy Q.
Question number two.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
All right, you also have scratch paper?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Right? No, no, everybody put their pans and pencils down.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, no, no, no, right in this one day? Yeah,
Sammy looks like she's really thinking hard. Tell me your
brain is idol.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Put your fingers up. No, fingers don't count. She's clicking
her teeth.
Speaker 10 (13:15):
All right, I already wrote it down.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
She looked like she was still figuring out.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, okay, let's see. I would say, Man, I'm gonna
go yes for everybody. You're even Nikita.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, I mean you know what. I'm going to join
you on yes Island. Yeah, I'm gonna triple yes, Gina grad.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Because I don't want to be mean on a Friday,
I'll say triple yes.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
All right, Menace and Sam do you think going to
get it? No? You don't think she's gonna get it?
All right, Joey, what do you think? Yes? Or no? No?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Question number two for the d u i Q, how
many letters are there in the English alphabet?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Man's thirty two? Thirty two should have been mean.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Sammy twenty six.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Twenty six is the are you serious? Man? That's I
was going to say no to menace, but it want
to be mean. I think he is thinking about teeth
to get it right. I know now that I don't know.
Thirty two? What teeth? Do you?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Is the A?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I don't know? Adult?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Have the average adult? Let's say, because some people, you know, they're.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
There's a reason I said it and it's thirty two. Okay,
thank you? That is the average Yes, obviously wisdom, teeth
and other stuff can take it. And birth effects I
guess could screw that up. But Brent or you're born
with that one. All right.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
What about uh? What about Nikita? Is she going to
get this one right?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yes? Or no? D U? I Q? How many letters
are there in the English alphabet? Twenty six?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
That's correct? Actually, yes, you're so sweet?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Right, I was a kiss she kissed, don't worry. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I was worried. Which are fine? Well, Joey, you need
one more point. So does she have island fever?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I don't know, because she's the one traveling rightist island.
All right, Joey, you need this one make or break
Question number three for the d U y Q.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Name any one of the spells from Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh, not just what it does, because they have all
they have very specific names. There's and there's all kinds
of them.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
That's the question. I don't know. I know spells.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I don't know how many A name one. That's what
I said.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I don't mess with those I don't know anything about.
So you have to get the name of the spell
spells are mentioned. Imagine knowing that. Greg, trying to wrap
my brain just around the question, name any one of
the spells from Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Triple now, all right, so there are eighty spells specifically
in the books, although in the greater lore you could
punch me.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You don't think Sammy knows the answer to this? No,
I'm going to say a spell.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna say yeah, character names, sure, yes, spell
you know to everyone else, she's of the a Yeah,
she she knows this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
She doesn't watch light. It's not a lifetime true. But
I'm still saying she's not nice. I'm still saying yes
to same arm story.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Uh, all right, Greg, I'll triple know it, triple no menace, Sammy,
do you think that Nikita is gonna give this one.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
No, all right, Joey, what do you think.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm doing that with everybody else? No?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Question number three for the d u I q n
onny one of the spells from Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You're gonna have to help out with the sea bath.
Double checking answers.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, menace, I have New tail Apossum like it, I
have New Tailor Possum said, I have New.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Tale of Possums.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Strong guess I have Newton Tale of Possum sounds very
like you know, yeah, yeah, sounds very like old Buddha.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Eye of new Tale.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Of Uh Sammy Sorcerer's Stone.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Damn it is that not a spell?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't know. This is a girl who does not
dabbling that.
Speaker 10 (17:19):
I'm not a Harry Potter person. No, but there is
the movie Harry Potter Sorcerers Stone. Maybe there's a chance
that was like the name of a spell.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I could have been like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I think I might know one. Really.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Expelleramas close gamma, expelle armas, expellurus, expel your possum, expelle
of the are like, are weird bacinations of Latin words?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Almos what's that famous No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Because it's from the ride at Universal that I've heard.
It's like expecto patronum George. I like rides. I don't
know anything about her. I've never seen I.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Actually heard that one because patron when they say it,
expect him patrolspeto PATRONU. What it done? All right? Question
number three d uy Q.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Joey says that she won't get this and if that
is the case, he will be the winner of this round.
Let's see if he's right.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Name any one of the spells from Harry Potter? What what?
Speaker 7 (18:29):
What the thing is?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Shut up?
Speaker 7 (18:34):
I'm so drunk, but if I was so, I would
ask you.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
We get it, Joey, all that waiting paid off. You
are the winner on the d U y Q again.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
How do you go? What do you mean again? He
got a prize?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
All right.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I thought that's up the scoring already.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Very possible, very possible.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, Joey, congratulations and thanks for all the holding and
enjoy your prize.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Man, We're gonna put you on hold.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Good job, Joey. You know I got this. Other shut ups?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Did you get some or what? Number one? A lady
never talked.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Number one, that's unethical to use my position as a broadcaster.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Sure position number people who are rated cannot give consent.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
We all haven so he did, I dare you?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Thanks, at least he at least tossed her salar or
something that we're talking about, little collect Oh god, alright,
Well we're gonna take a break tea.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
We got some more Woodie show coming up for your
next hand more show?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Is that.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Eight seven four? What is the phone number? Friday?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Check ins on the text over to two to nine eights.
And we all know that you have plans a week
from tomorrow next Saturday, which would be June twenty first,
And if it's not already on your calendar, please make
sure that you listed the Woody Show prom YEP, It's
happening at Marongo Casino Resort and Spa seven pm to
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eleven pm. The Spasmaddics will be performing. They're a great
cover band. I think that's gonna be a lot of fun.
DJ Scotti Fox, He's always great. It's a typical Woody
Show party where everybody's just hanging out and throwing down. Dude,
drink just fancier, guess because even I'm dressing up, which
reminds me I got to go to the men's warehouse tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Wo Yeah, I've got an appointment at hammer and Nail.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Today, get the bear to get the beard clean up,
because I got a dinner tonight with some friends and
then uh yeah, and then you know, we got the
problem coming out.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
It's one of it look good.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
You know.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I don't think I ever got a full recap of
you and Greg having a mandate or a mandate.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, it was a lovely mandate. I loved the shave.
I was kind of nervous, but it was he had
never Greg had never had a straight razors before, and
it was so relaxing. You literally lie down. I love that.
And then it was because the barber chair goes back,
you know, kicked up, and then you get the full
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facial like the hot towel, the facial like a kind
of not a face massage, but it was like multiple
different oils and cream owls and creams. That was very relaxing.
And that was followed by a quick haircut and it
was pampering. Oh I had a beer, but it was great. Yeah,
I can see why you go.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
All the time. You can't see why I love it
so much. Yeah, it was great. But what you show
problem is next weekend?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I think I know this is.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Greg loves Himself. The Amazon Prime Video.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
It's my favorite platform. You find such a good random movie.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Love it. Random is right, random and great and underrated. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, And it wasn't long ago you could you can
enjoy Amazon Prime Video without ads. Then last year Amazon
decide that's adding a few commercials would be good for
their bottom line.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
A year later, it's profit boosting time again.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
So a report from ad week says that they've decided
to double the amount of ads come on that they're
serving up per hour really to people watching on Amazon
Prime Video. So that will wait to around four to
six more minutes of commercials each hour that show you.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
To watch it Greg week week Well, because it used
to just be that you had to have Prime, right,
we already saying you're already paying for Prime, so this
would be the you know fit. Yeah, but if you're
watching Amazon branded content, there's no ads. Yes, there is
no If it's their original stuff, there might be one
in the beginning, but then you watch the whole thing
ad free. Some of them, some of them have ads
(23:01):
in the middle, some of them have them. Just in
the beginning, that.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
Over compensating show that I just watched on Amazon had
commercials the whole way through the whole sign.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Is that an Amazon show? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (23:12):
Because it said produced a twenty four Well that which
is Amazon, right.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Like a new Yeah, that's yeah. Film production company. They
do great movies, they do well, they do a certain
type of movie. Yeah. I love their movies.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
So let's a lot more ads, which is some more
ads coming at you, which I know it's uh, now
any kind of think about Greg, We've lived in the
time where you didn't have an opportunity to watch anything
without ads or to fast forward.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
That's true, but why were two rats? You know you're
not paying for it?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
So that's that's my point. Yeah, now that we've gotten
to taste, I think that's what they do. It's like
a drug, right. It totally is.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Like the dealer, just giving you like a little taste.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Annie Price, just don't show with the ad going backwards. Yeah,
because we're doing the ads thing. And then everybody's excited
when Netflix does a live TV thing, right, which, as
you pointed out in the past, it's called television TV, right.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
You know, and we're so excited about it. This is live. Well,
there's a lot of podcasts YESS Radio. We do it
every day.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, somebody there was a meme that said, like a
guy wrote like we should really invent something where like
guys just get together and have conversations and whatever. And
somebody wrote this guy thinks he just discovered friendship, right,
like everything's.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Going backwards or a bar.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Well, I mean, you know, if they offer the opportunity
and we have become so spoiled, like I won't go back.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Well yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Know, because I get more annoyed. We got so spoiled.
You want to watch something on YouTube, something you're not
paying for? Yeah, and it starts and all of a sudden,
the little and you got to wait for h.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
You watch that.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
For his skipeah and if it doesn't allow you to skip,
it's like one of two thirty seconds like a community.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, it feels like forever. The one platform I am
going to get rid of is Paramount Plus. I find
myself never going to it. But because Tulsa King is
not new anymore, right, is that it is?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Okay? That's coming back? Do you not recommend land Man? Greg? Oh,
that's true, you.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Got to check out land Man forgot about. I watched
a couple of episodes of that. I'm gonna be in
I haven't Yeah, I haven't fully.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Committed to it yet. I'll do land Man if you
do Hacks.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Oh, yes, is not a show.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I don't think it's very clever and I are.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
All brought up.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Is anyone watching The Studio on Apple TV? That's as show?
I love that show.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
It's about it's Seth Rogan and it's just about he's
ahead of a movie studio, studio executive. Yeah, it's funny, big,
big cast on that one. Yeah, a lot of people,
it's so good. Like names, you know, a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Like Seth Rogan, like Seth.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
From Creek. When I saw the trailer for it, I'm like,
oh damn. A lot of big names in that. Bryan
Cranston there, Yeah, he's in it. Apparently.
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food news?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Oh? Yes, what do you show? Food news? There? Ready
to go, loaded up? Where's the let's go to the
food news food news? What do you show food news news?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Chipotle's got a new dip for the first time in
five years. Say hello to adobo ranch.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Okay, it's like probably a little saucy, smoky.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Smoky spicy ranch dip made with adobo peppers, sour cream,
herb spices, but Chipotle would like to point out it's
got none of that fake chemical junk. Okay, fresh made
in store. This is Chipotle's first new dip since they
rolled out that nasty Caso Blanco crap back in twenty.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You don't like it. Not a fan. That's pretty goo.
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
It's grainy.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
There's like a grit to it. Remember that it's not
very good. I wanted to love it.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
He tried so far.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Oh, I tried many times, and then they I think
they changed it a little bit, and then they relaunched
it again. It's still not okay. I love Chipold. They
do a lot of things. Well, it's just that that
Caso Blanco not good. Some other food news food News
diet Cherry Coke is making a retro comeback this summer.
(28:31):
So Originally launched in nineteen a six, killed off in
twenty twenty, it's returning for a limited run in July,
complete with vintage eighties packaging. Sweet word it is. It'll
hit Kroger stores nationwide and twenty ounce bottles and twelve
can packs. Coke has not officially confirmed how long it's
going to be around, but the hype is real. Some
fans are already begging for a permanent reboot. Why does
(28:53):
every piece of food news now have to come with
this whole idea that there's this like giants sway right,
Like there's like fans started websites and all the different
for a food I know that happens sometimes, but it
feels like every announcement now has thing that'd be cool.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah, really cult following and you're there.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Diet cherry coke is not a permanent I.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Don't I just bought. I just bought coke cherry zero. Yeah,
that's what they have.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Why don't they just bring back the stuff that everyone
likes instead of coming up with flavors like space spark, Yeah,
wants those.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Okay, Diet cherry coke seems like it would be a
big hit. Here's here's my question. You have cher diet
cherry coke called cherry coke zero.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
But is it the same? It's the same, there's no calories.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
But the difference is like coke zero tastes like coke.
I don't want my cokes to taste like coke. I
want to taste like diet coke.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Like you only do that because you don't want the calories.
It's because I like the taste.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I'm wondering, at what point they say, you know what,
we're gonna stop making diet Poppsy, We're gonna stop making
diet coke, and we're just getting well there.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
And then if you got rid of diet coke and
our zero and our zero calorie option is gonna be
the stuff that tastes like the original stuff.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
But we don't want that. We want the chemically enhancement.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
So many people are obsessed with the flavor of diet
cos I don't understand that.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
I think here, when you do your travels, you don't
you don't see any diet coke anywhere. It's always it's
just regular our zero and that's it.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
This is accurate. It's more and more you're seeing that.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Yeah, I think I think it's a girl thing, is
the diet coke. Like girls love the taste of diet coke.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
That's a girl. I know drinks diet coked.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
I don't like coke zero.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
There was a time where girls are drinking tab and
then they got rid of that really chemicals.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
My mom bought that an RC cola and all is
still around.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Really, Yeah, it issca.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
You paints Serena. It's the only you can get that,
and you can get like doctor Pepper. Nice, that's it.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I guess I'm a girl, so I like diet coke.
Thank you. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You don't keep it again. I'm a I am a
diet soda drinker. I have been for years. I will
drink diet cokes all day long. But given the choice
between a die coke and then a coke zero or
the zero version of any other whatever, it is.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
All right, doctor Pepper, I would like to do that.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
What to know? What's what?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yes, I would like to do that.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Because if I can be switched, I'll be switched.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Coke tastes like the can. That's what I like about you.
You can absolutely tell a die coke. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It sounds like it's the superior the Woody Show Challenge,
not the Pepsi Challenge, the Woody Show Challenge.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
You definitely can cheese. It's got some food news from
from the Cheese. It's a universe. They've teamed up with
Wendy's for something called the Baconator Cheese. It what it's
not a burger with cheese. It's there are crackers that
taste like Wendy's baconators.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I'll try to poop poo.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Eventually you will poopoo it.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
You'll eat it, you will poop poo. I mean I
enjoy the combos that are like Pepperoni pizza.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yeah, maybe it's good. I do have a question for
the audience. Do you have do you have any news
about pop tarts or no? I don't want to mow
your lawn.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
No.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Okay, listeners, have you tried the pop tart ice cream
sandwiches that are available at Walmart? Are they a fire
or not for you?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Okay, so it's they are ice cream sandwiches, not pop
tarts to tastes like ice cream sandwich. They're in the
freezer with the ice cream.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Yeah, okay, yeah, there's ice cream sandwiches made with pop
pop tarts.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Are they good?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
I would absolutely try.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
What's the what's the but what's what's What's the flavor
of pop tarts that they use?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
They got several They've got strawberry, chocolate, sugar, the brown sugars,
the main joints, and then they pair them with appropriate
ice creams.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
And you just got a box of Oreo cookie cookies
and cream bars.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Oh, ice cream bars. Yes, they're incredible.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
The Oreo ice cream sandwich or whatever those are, those
are amazing.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Well, you can't top that.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
You can't top that. I better tell you Greg the end.
The ice cream in those Oreo sandwiches very creamy?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Is it? Fat boy creamy?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
You know what Greg will have to find have to
find out.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
I would put them in the same universe.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
I don't need to know about any other ice cream
sandwich for the rest of my life.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Anyway, So these these Baconatior cheese, it's they're gonna be
in stores in July.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
You can check them out there. Well, how can we
make cheese? It's grosser.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Food News Costco they've just dropped a new peaches and
cream cake for summer time, and apparently it's getting really
good reviews in the Costco bakery.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Well that means no cinnamon rolls while the stupid cakes take.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
It's got layers of peach filling and whipped cream, and
it says THEE the cake, and I'll bring one of
the reviews here. The cake and the white cream layers
are so light on this one. And if you love peaches,
you're gonna love it.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I would like to tell that the person.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Says, I bought this yesterday and half is gone. On
that's a Costco sized cake. Half of it's gone.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
It's a big, flat style like a layer. That's a
style of cake. Not tire in a suit, truffle trifle,
sort of a little.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Bit nationwide Costco locations just for the summer.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
We have to try all these foods.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah, down, it looks boring and some.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Food news here news. This is gonna see how you
feel about this. I'm gonna start with a question. If
you can only have French fries from one fast food
restaurant for the rest of your life, which place would
you pick? In fact, think of your top three, not
to give you the top three, but just kind of
think about it, but give me the top what's your
number one? Carl Carls Junior, Probably McDonald McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
I guess McDonald's. If I'm going on seasoned.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Well, I'm going to see like curly FRIESE that's a
different category.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah, I think that has to be a different category.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Curly fries are different. McDonald's regular French regular French fries, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Donald, mcdonald' McDonald's just got McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
McDonald's Okay, McDonald's on everybody's list, Not this one.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
What loser?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
An analysis of more than forty thousand Yelp reviews that
mentioned fries across twenty one major fast food chains. The
fast food place that scored the best with fries in
and out?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Oh no, I.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Are they just looking for the word fries.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
You're looking for the print blank, bike blank were terrible
and inedible.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I just read you what it said more than forty
thousand Yelp reviews that mentioned fries across twenty one major
fast food chain.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, they're soggy.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
That they're soggy.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
They taste like you're getting an animal style. Then I
go in.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Now, if we're talking, you've got to get a male done.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
That's a different category.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Number Q Shake Shack, which I do like their fries.
Those fries are good, and I'm not a big Kringle
cut fry fan. Freddy's Frozen Custard and steak Burgers. That
place is good. Bow Jangles at number four, I've never
been to a bow drag. A Chick fil A at
number five that would actually be Chick fil A is
my number one for fry.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, I like the of fry guys.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Not only did McDonald's not show up in the top five,
it is second to last on the list. The only
place that was worse on the list was KFC. They're
dead last at number twenty one.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
As far as we mentioned, and people don't even I
mean they have fries a KFC, but people don't think
about it.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Those are like the potato ones, right, both.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
The rest potatoes, the rest of the.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
So number six and on so the best raising canes Zaxby's,
RB's at number eight, Carls Junior, Hardy's at number nine,
and then Checkers Rallies whatever it changes depending on where
you are. At number ten, the five were pop Eyes, Churches, Chicken,
Burger King, McDonald's, and KFC.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
I think people are just used to them.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
We don't have to talk about them because Burger King
fries are great too.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, it might be onto something.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Is this just literally the mention of the word fries
because in and.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Out fries suck because every folds because they fresh fry
them only once. That's why you get that. That's all blood.
It's am it's limp, it is it's crumbling.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
On the inside.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yes, because they don't kick them.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I like them.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I've grown you're talking about you love them because they're
covered with the cheese and the spread and the onions.
Speaker 10 (37:36):
But I love them even regular too. They feel more
fresh to me.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Again, which is not good, though I think it's good.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
But because you're you're wrong number one, But number two, profess.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
A matter of opinion of people. People can say Britney.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Spears, you can say Britney Spears is the greatest singer ever.
That's not true. That's your wrong opinion. Now, the point being,
wouldn't that be to them right? But you can have
an opinion that's wrong to your your Your taste can
be bad.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
People have bad taste, and.
Speaker 10 (38:06):
I have a different taste than most people in this room,
and it's worse.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yes, any professional chefs, I will tell you the proper way,
and we'll show you why chemically, scientifically taste.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Why is the Harper way to coat?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Explain this? Why did I like?
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I really disliked them initially, and now I've grown to
love them?
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Because that you keep sho You've grown to love in
and out fries. Yeah, because you're getting used to them.
You can't ask you a question, honest answer.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, do you have a meeting on the books with
In and Out? They don't do endorsement, Okay, I mean
because like, there's no reasonable explanation for why anybody would
say that then are anything other than mid.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I won't take the worst I've ever had. I can't
explain it, but but I like them.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I could see where some people would think they're okay.
But I can't believe it's like running. I can't say,
like I who love people that I love to run,
I don't believe that. I'll go ahead, love In and
Out fries like you like them. They're fine, The burgers
are really good. You'll go there for the burgers, you'll
tolerate the fries.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
And Okay, maybe I think we've gotten so used to
like super processed fries that we love them so much.
Speaker 10 (39:15):
That's right, that's gonna be My question is you've been
eating healthier?
Speaker 8 (39:20):
That's what we just look. Believe me, I'm far from
mister hippie crag, but I think we've just gotten used
to such Like before coke zero, we thought diet coke
was all right, right, and now we found out it's
like zero is awesome.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Okay, but it's like saying diet coke is like the
taste of diet coke is awesome.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Getting friendly fire on this those medicin and I are talking.
I'm telling you I can't explain it.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Like again, I drank diet coke because I wanted the
zero calorie soda option, right, and so that's what I had.
But now, given the choice between the two, like I
would never actively, like if I was just going for
a soda, I would never go for the die coke
When I have a choice, I would never go for
the in and out fries.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Give it a choice with almost anything else, Like, if
they're both sat in front of me, I would have
a tough decision on They're like, you can only have one.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
So what can you describe the quality of the in
and out fries that you enjoyed, because again, if you
never had them, cardboardy, bland.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Dirty, Yeah, do you know what's weird?
Speaker 6 (40:28):
I kind of like the the lip neists of them
versus versus like, yeah, the flaid fss the.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
So do you like five guys then?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Because those are mega greasy and limp and.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, taste thirty two the five five guys fries are
good in the moment they come out, like if you
are there eating your in and out order arm, sorry,
you're your five guys order.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
They're great.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
The minute you put them in the bag and you
step one foot out of the place, they self they go.
They go to garbage, they become they become garbage.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
About them too, and you're gonna like, oh, here here
goes another hippie statement. I don't like that they're overly greasy.
I don't like that the grease goes through the bag.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
That's that's not a selling point for me. Yeah, not
at all. Yeah, I don't know, dude, I can't explain,
and I'm sorry. Next week, vegetat I'm hung.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
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It is Friday the thirteenth, the day you get to
blame everything on bad luck. Okay, and even if you
don't believe in all the superstition stuff, uh, they say,
it can legit mess with your head. So like when
something goes sideways today, big or small, it gets blamed
on it being an unlucky day and not on the
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real reason that it happened. Like the term for it
in psychology is illusory or illusory correlation. So the tendency
to make connections between unrelated things or events.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
This part of my argument against all the jackasss to say, well,
like if astrology or numerology or crystals or whatever makes
you feel better, just do it.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, no, no, it's distracting from the real problems. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I understand that too. I see both sides on that.
From real problems, my mom really.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Believes that this acupuncture stuff is working for her, and
she is at the end of her rope with all
the stuff that she's gone through with the hip replacement,
the complications from that. Have the hip replacement redone, then
they're being an issue with that, and it's been years
and so she's feeling some relief from the acupunction now,
whether that is real or perceived. If she feels it's working,
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I go, that's great, Mom.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, yeah, but have and they've done studies where like
placebos really do regenerate itself.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Now she's also but she's also going to the doctors
and doing all the other stuff too.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It's not like she's just solely relying on the right
like jobs with his fruititarian diet, they can't. Ye, he
died real fast from pancreas.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
And if you're doing the supposed to, then go ahead
do the occupantion.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Non nondoluis the old MTV VJ who just died. She
still like red light therapy and everything else for this cancer.
It's like, man or save your time and your money. Yeah,
has your mom tried weed?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You like? I can't see. That'll be the day.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I know because I was like, way, yeah she did.
Have you like, have certain cereals back in the day. Yeah,
there's no way she would do that.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I don't Yeah, I can't see. Do you think your
mom never smoked weed? Greg my mom?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I met your mom, so no, I don't think, no way.
And when my dad was visiting us one time and
our neighbor was a mega pothead. He smoked pot twenty
four to seven. You would have loved him menace. And
my dad was in the backyard and I said, oh,
neighbors smoking pot again? And he said, oh, is that
what that smells like? I always thought pot smelled sweet.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
He had no idea what he'd even smelled. I guarantee
you they never. I don't think they have.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
But once it became legal, like for so many people,
it didn't matter because my mom was like, here, try
these gummies.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm like, who are you?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
They're going hard as they should be.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know, it would be hilarious to get your mom
and my mom together and get them high.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh my god, smoke them out. It would be the best.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
I'm high.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
So hungry now.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I would hate to watch. Can you imagine your mom
and my mom getting baked so goody good? What would
they talk about? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
I'm proud, let's have a luncheon.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I think I've probably seen my mom drink wine like
twice in my entire life. The same with me.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I mean, for the longest time, I never heard my
mom Like I think you've said, I'd never heard my
mom swear.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't think I ever have. Oh I do now
a lot, And gone.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Back to her being at the end of her rope
and being really frustrated, and you know, these years of
her life that you would otherwise have, you know, like a,
you know, the these are the good years where you're
still mobile and you can do things you should be
able to, and that she's really pissed. So I get it.
But oh man, she throws around that F word. It's
pretty fine.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I like that either of your mom's or any of
your mom say blank in or blankety hate when my
mom does that.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I don't like when when adults say like around other adults.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I don't like that either say it or don't do
it at all.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Like if you say F word to an adult or
even people know what that is, so you might as
well just said it.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, we get it, because you exactly works to certain words.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Oh, Steve asked a good question, because your mom is
it works with all words super hippy dippy.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Do you think she she wants to levil the original woodstock? Yeah,
so that's I think that's she's a major streaker.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I think it works with all words because I'm sure
you're thinking of one word, in particular, the N word. Yeah, okay,
So let's take the N word as an example here, right, No, Like,
if you're gonna say, you know how you use it,
I'm you know, okay, reference for the sake of the example.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Is it in context?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Are you? Are you referencing?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So for the sake of the example, okay, Like, well,
this N word said to me blah blah blah blah blah,
you might as well have just said it.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Well at that point, sure, you see.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
If that's the context, if that's who.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You are, I'm saying, right, But I'm saying, you might
as well have just said it, like you didn't save
yourself anything by saying N word because you just right,
you just said it.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah, you just said it. So I think it works
for all words.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But I guess what you're saying. Is you're saying is
I'll adults will say the F word like, oh, that's
that's this e fing is such an effing.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
And some guy awesome man, somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I assure it, certainly. But if in context, if you're
saying men has called me the.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
F word, that's different, right, But I would never do that.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
You might as well or don't, don't even bring it up.
He swore at me. But like you saying, for you,
you just.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
The mystery is gone, like everybody knows exactly what, so
you might as well just.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Say you're saying it while also excusing yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Correct. Do you hate it when an adults say freaking.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yes, I hate him on adults slipping.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I hate it when adults are so used to speaking
to their kids they can't turn it off and they're
talking to other adults exactly. Okay, my sister she's better now.
The breeder, she's better now. But she's like, does anybody
need to go potty?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Like talking to.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Adults before we leave the restaurant, does anybody need to
go pot talking to my parents and me?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
And yeah, like uh I just yeah, sippy, yeah like nah.
I hate it when people say put them down, like
make your kid take a nap. I put them down
at un you do now.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You put animals down? Yeah, well we've had somebody lined up.
I guess on the d U. I K let's do
it after the break. Okay, we got on a tangent as.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
We do now.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
S our mom smoke we that would tell you, man,
that would be fun. It would never be blockbuster.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But what if they start smoking weed and it's one
of those one thing leads to become lesbian and my
mom started lesson out there.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
I didn't know marijuana made me make out with you?
That'll be crazy, you guys, Yeah, they get married now,
I know you're like lesbians. Greg, that's something you want
to picture of that?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah eight seven seven forty four wood Joey, he's he's
lined up here a Joey hang on one second.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Man, how's everything going for you? The good you have?
Can you hang on? Do you have time?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I do have time.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Okay, let us take the break and then, uh, and
then we'll come back. You're gonna be our contestant for the.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
D u y Q. I'll tell you what. He's been
a very patient boy. Welcome Joey and Hi Joey, Joey.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Hello, Ay, it's it's time and you know what, let's
do it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Uh, just for funzies, because you waited so long. On hold,
I'm not gonna give you the prize anyway. So yeah,
I'm feeling Friday like that. You know, he waited forever.
I know those breaks are long. Yeah, he's got he's
got stuff to do. I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
What are you doing today?
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Currently I am in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
So that's about as much as I can give you.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Even happier about mind.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
All right, Well, joe you're gonna play the duy q
seabask's playing the way the game works, everybody, please, I.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Find someone very drunk, and I ask them very easy
trivia questions, and so that is the game is guessing
whether the drunk person is so drunk so they won't
know the answer to trivia questions that you listening to these,
you're like, what's up? Of course, if you can guess
with it, they know two times out of three you win.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
All right, So we have a menace and Sammy, who
will be stone cold sober at least I think guessing
on these answers. Well, but Joe, you're just trying to
guess for our drunk. Now, before we get to those
questions that match for our matter for the prize, we're
going to get to know and see just how whither
this person is or not. And who is this drunk person?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Is Nikita and she is as you're about to hear,
an island girl in visiting, and she has I don't
know because of that are just in general a great
sense about men.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
All right, here's Nikita.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Well, I've been drinking jack and I had to have
like a jacks, which is a quilivalent two like three
jocks in the Bahamas.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh, they're stronger in the Bamas.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
Yes, of course, shure, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Did you just touch my wiener?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Sure I can touch.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
Whatever I look aside from the Bahamas.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Night, whatever I want, because I'm from the Bahamas. She's
trying to get out that island.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
The reason, by the way, the drinks are not stronger
the resorts I go to. I feel like they water
them down. I will Joey, that is our friend Nikita.
You're guessing whether she will know the answer. If you
got to get two out of three you wanted to win.
We got question number one here, d u I Q.
A billion is a one with how many zeros after it?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
All right?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
A billion bing is one with how many zeros after it?
Do we think they're gonna know it? I think they
can figure.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It out over scratch paper, the same you're working it
out on.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
So I'll say Nikita no because she does not have
scratch paper, But I would hope that Sammy and Menace
would both be able to do that.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
So I'll say yes and yes and then no for
Nikita same.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I don't think she has scratch paper on her So
no to Nikita and yes to Sammy and Menace.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
All right, Greg, Gory, I would hope scratch paper is
a non issue when you asked an adult that question.
But oh Greg, I'm saying yes to Menace, yes to Sammy,
no to Nikita.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
All right?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Uh, Menace, do you think that she's gonna know it. Heck, no,
what about you, Sammy? No, Joey, yes or no? No? No?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Question Number one for the d u i Q. A
billion is a one with how many zeros after it? Menace?
It's just for reference to scratch paper.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Nine nine, Sammy, nine nine is the answer?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Nice? All right? So one and nine.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Zeros afterwards that would be one billion, which you'll find.
Ass's months all right, So let's see, Joey, will you
be on the board with your first point here in
the d y Q.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
He guesses that she won't get it. Let's see if
you're right. A billion is a one with how many
zeros after it?
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Well, a million is six, so I'm gonna say seven.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
And what would you do with a billion dollars I
will give?
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Let me just say it could be accomplished for much
less money?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Wow, like no money?
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Like negative money.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Was she a good looking lady?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You know?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
She? Uh? For her age?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Oh? Doing quite well? Okay for her age?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
You can hear it.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Oh, just think about all that experience, right, teach you something?
Speaker 9 (12:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I mean what else is there to do on the island?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Congratulations, Joey, that's a good sign.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You're on the board.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
First point here in this round of the duy Q.
Question number two.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
All right, you also have scratch paper?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Right? No, no, everybody put their pans and pencils down.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, no, no, no, right in this one day? Yeah,
Sammy looks like she's really thinking hard. Tell me your
brain is idol.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Put your fingers up. No, fingers don't count. She's clicking
her teeth.
Speaker 10 (13:15):
All right, I already wrote it down.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
She looked like she was still figuring out.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, okay, let's see. I would say, Man, I'm gonna
go yes for everybody. You're even Nikita.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, I mean you know what. I'm going to join
you on yes Island. Yeah, I'm gonna triple yes, Gina grad.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Because I don't want to be mean on a Friday,
I'll say triple yes.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
All right, Menace and Sam do you think going to
get it? No? You don't think she's gonna get it?
All right, Joey, what do you think? Yes? Or no? No?
Speaker 7 (13:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Question number two for the d u i Q, how
many letters are there in the English alphabet?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Man's thirty two? Thirty two should have been mean.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Sammy twenty six.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Twenty six is the are you serious? Man? That's I
was going to say no to menace, but it want
to be mean. I think he is thinking about teeth
to get it right. I know now that I don't know.
Thirty two? What teeth? Do you?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Is the A?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I don't know? Adult?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Have the average adult? Let's say, because some people, you know, they're.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
There's a reason I said it and it's thirty two. Okay,
thank you? That is the average Yes, obviously wisdom, teeth
and other stuff can take it. And birth effects I
guess could screw that up. But Brent or you're born
with that one. All right.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
What about uh? What about Nikita? Is she going to
get this one right?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yes? Or no? D U? I Q? How many letters
are there in the English alphabet? Twenty six?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
That's correct? Actually, yes, you're so sweet?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Right, I was a kiss she kissed, don't worry. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
I was worried. Which are fine? Well, Joey, you need
one more point. So does she have island fever?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I don't know, because she's the one traveling rightist island.
All right, Joey, you need this one make or break
Question number three for the d U y Q.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Name any one of the spells from Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh, not just what it does, because they have all
they have very specific names. There's and there's all kinds
of them.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
That's the question. I don't know. I know spells.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I don't know how many A name one. That's what
I said.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I don't mess with those I don't know anything about.
So you have to get the name of the spell
spells are mentioned. Imagine knowing that. Greg, trying to wrap
my brain just around the question, name any one of
the spells from Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Triple now, all right, so there are eighty spells specifically
in the books, although in the greater lore you could
punch me.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
You don't think Sammy knows the answer to this? No,
I'm going to say a spell.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Yeah, I'm gonna say yeah, character names, sure, yes, spell
you know to everyone else, she's of the a Yeah,
she she knows this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
She doesn't watch light. It's not a lifetime true. But
I'm still saying she's not nice. I'm still saying yes
to same arm story.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Uh, all right, Greg, I'll triple know it, triple no menace, Sammy,
do you think that Nikita is gonna give this one.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
No, all right, Joey, what do you think.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
I'm doing that with everybody else? No?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Question number three for the d u I q n
onny one of the spells from Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You're gonna have to help out with the sea bath.
Double checking answers.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Yeah, menace, I have New tail Apossum like it, I
have New Tailor Possum said, I have New.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Tale of Possums.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
Strong guess I have Newton Tale of Possum sounds very
like you know, yeah, yeah, sounds very like old Buddha.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Eye of new Tale.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Of Uh Sammy Sorcerer's Stone.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Damn it is that not a spell?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
I don't know. This is a girl who does not
dabbling that.
Speaker 10 (17:19):
I'm not a Harry Potter person. No, but there is
the movie Harry Potter Sorcerers Stone. Maybe there's a chance
that was like the name of a spell.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I could have been like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I think I might know one. Really.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Expelleramas close gamma, expelle armas, expellurus, expel your possum, expelle
of the are like, are weird bacinations of Latin words?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Almos what's that famous No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Because it's from the ride at Universal that I've heard.
It's like expecto patronum George. I like rides. I don't
know anything about her. I've never seen I.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Actually heard that one because patron when they say it,
expect him patrolspeto PATRONU. What it done? All right? Question
number three d uy Q.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Joey says that she won't get this and if that
is the case, he will be the winner of this round.
Let's see if he's right.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Name any one of the spells from Harry Potter? What what?
Speaker 7 (18:29):
What the thing is?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Shut up?
Speaker 7 (18:34):
I'm so drunk, but if I was so, I would
ask you.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
We get it, Joey, all that waiting paid off. You
are the winner on the d U y Q again.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
How do you go? What do you mean again? He
got a prize?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
All right.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I thought that's up the scoring already.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Very possible, very possible.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Well, Joey, congratulations and thanks for all the holding and
enjoy your prize.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Man, We're gonna put you on hold.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Good job, Joey. You know I got this. Other shut ups?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Did you get some or what? Number one? A lady
never talked.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Number one, that's unethical to use my position as a broadcaster.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Sure position number people who are rated cannot give consent.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
We all haven so he did, I dare you?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Thanks, at least he at least tossed her salar or
something that we're talking about, little collect Oh god, alright,
Well we're gonna take a break tea.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
We got some more Woodie show coming up for your
next hand more show?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Is that.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Eight seven four? What is the phone number? Friday?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Check ins on the text over to two to nine eights.
And we all know that you have plans a week
from tomorrow next Saturday, which would be June twenty first,
And if it's not already on your calendar, please make
sure that you listed the Woody Show prom YEP, It's
happening at Marongo Casino Resort and Spa seven pm to
(20:18):
eleven pm. The Spasmaddics will be performing. They're a great
cover band. I think that's gonna be a lot of fun.
DJ Scotti Fox, He's always great. It's a typical Woody
Show party where everybody's just hanging out and throwing down. Dude,
drink just fancier, guess because even I'm dressing up, which
reminds me I got to go to the men's warehouse tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Wo Yeah, I've got an appointment at hammer and Nail.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Today, get the bear to get the beard clean up,
because I got a dinner tonight with some friends and
then uh yeah, and then you know, we got the
problem coming out.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
It's one of it look good.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
You know.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I don't think I ever got a full recap of
you and Greg having a mandate or a mandate.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, it was a lovely mandate. I loved the shave.
I was kind of nervous, but it was he had
never Greg had never had a straight razors before, and
it was so relaxing. You literally lie down. I love that.
And then it was because the barber chair goes back,
you know, kicked up, and then you get the full
(21:20):
facial like the hot towel, the facial like a kind
of not a face massage, but it was like multiple
different oils and cream owls and creams. That was very relaxing.
And that was followed by a quick haircut and it
was pampering. Oh I had a beer, but it was great. Yeah,
I can see why you go.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
All the time. You can't see why I love it
so much. Yeah, it was great. But what you show
problem is next weekend?
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I think I know this is.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Greg loves Himself. The Amazon Prime Video.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
It's my favorite platform. You find such a good random movie.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Love it. Random is right, random and great and underrated. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, And it wasn't long ago you could you can
enjoy Amazon Prime Video without ads. Then last year Amazon
decide that's adding a few commercials would be good for
their bottom line.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
A year later, it's profit boosting time again.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
So a report from ad week says that they've decided
to double the amount of ads come on that they're
serving up per hour really to people watching on Amazon
Prime Video. So that will wait to around four to
six more minutes of commercials each hour that show you.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
To watch it Greg week week Well, because it used
to just be that you had to have Prime, right,
we already saying you're already paying for Prime, so this
would be the you know fit. Yeah, but if you're
watching Amazon branded content, there's no ads. Yes, there is
no If it's their original stuff, there might be one
in the beginning, but then you watch the whole thing
ad free. Some of them, some of them have ads
(23:01):
in the middle, some of them have them. Just in
the beginning, that.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
Over compensating show that I just watched on Amazon had
commercials the whole way through the whole sign.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Is that an Amazon show? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (23:12):
Because it said produced a twenty four Well that which
is Amazon, right.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Like a new Yeah, that's yeah. Film production company. They
do great movies, they do well, they do a certain
type of movie. Yeah. I love their movies.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
So let's a lot more ads, which is some more
ads coming at you, which I know it's uh, now
any kind of think about Greg, We've lived in the
time where you didn't have an opportunity to watch anything
without ads or to fast forward.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
That's true, but why were two rats? You know you're
not paying for it?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
So that's that's my point. Yeah, now that we've gotten
to taste, I think that's what they do. It's like
a drug, right. It totally is.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Like the dealer, just giving you like a little taste.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Annie Price, just don't show with the ad going backwards. Yeah,
because we're doing the ads thing. And then everybody's excited
when Netflix does a live TV thing, right, which, as
you pointed out in the past, it's called television TV, right.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
You know, and we're so excited about it. This is live. Well,
there's a lot of podcasts YESS Radio. We do it
every day.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, somebody there was a meme that said, like a
guy wrote like we should really invent something where like
guys just get together and have conversations and whatever. And
somebody wrote this guy thinks he just discovered friendship, right,
like everything's.
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Going backwards or a bar.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
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and we have become so spoiled, like I won't go back.
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Well yeah, you.
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You want to watch something on YouTube, something you're not
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Speaker 4 (24:45):
You watch that.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
For his skipeah and if it doesn't allow you to skip,
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Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, it feels like forever. The one platform I am
going to get rid of is Paramount Plus. I find
myself never going to it. But because Tulsa King is
not new anymore, right, is that it is?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Okay? That's coming back? Do you not recommend land Man? Greg? Oh,
that's true, you.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Got to check out land Man forgot about. I watched
a couple of episodes of that. I'm gonna be in
I haven't Yeah, I haven't fully.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Committed to it yet. I'll do land Man if you
do Hacks.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Oh, yes, is not a show.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I don't think it's very clever and I are.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
All brought up.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Is anyone watching The Studio on Apple TV? That's as show?
I love that show.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
It's about it's Seth Rogan and it's just about he's
ahead of a movie studio, studio executive. Yeah, it's funny, big,
big cast on that one. Yeah, a lot of people,
it's so good. Like names, you know, a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Like Seth Rogan, like Seth.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
From Creek. When I saw the trailer for it, I'm like,
oh damn. A lot of big names in that. Bryan
Cranston there, Yeah, he's in it. Apparently.
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Speaker 5 (26:12):
They come in here with some insane story about stuffed
animals and nus blisters and beating and plastic tupperware.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
You expect me to believe a word of ill. I
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We got a dumbass contest this hour around the guest
Whose gas? Radio's most immature game. That is this our
guess Who's gas? And how about some wood you show
food news?
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Oh? Yes, what do you show? Food news? There? Ready
to go, loaded up? Where's the let's go to the
food news food news? What do you show food news news?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Chipotle's got a new dip for the first time in
five years. Say hello to adobo ranch.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Okay, it's like probably a little saucy, smoky.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Smoky spicy ranch dip made with adobo peppers, sour cream,
herb spices, but Chipotle would like to point out it's
got none of that fake chemical junk. Okay, fresh made
in store. This is Chipotle's first new dip since they
rolled out that nasty Caso Blanco crap back in twenty.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You don't like it. Not a fan. That's pretty goo.
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
It's grainy.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
There's like a grit to it. Remember that it's not
very good. I wanted to love it.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
He tried so far.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Oh, I tried many times, and then they I think
they changed it a little bit, and then they relaunched
it again. It's still not okay. I love Chipold. They
do a lot of things. Well, it's just that that
Caso Blanco not good. Some other food news food News
diet Cherry Coke is making a retro comeback this summer.
(28:31):
So Originally launched in nineteen a six, killed off in
twenty twenty, it's returning for a limited run in July,
complete with vintage eighties packaging. Sweet word it is. It'll
hit Kroger stores nationwide and twenty ounce bottles and twelve
can packs. Coke has not officially confirmed how long it's
going to be around, but the hype is real. Some
fans are already begging for a permanent reboot. Why does
(28:53):
every piece of food news now have to come with
this whole idea that there's this like giants sway right,
Like there's like fans started websites and all the different
for a food I know that happens sometimes, but it
feels like every announcement now has thing that'd be cool.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah, really cult following and you're there.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Diet cherry coke is not a permanent I.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Don't I just bought. I just bought coke cherry zero. Yeah,
that's what they have.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Why don't they just bring back the stuff that everyone
likes instead of coming up with flavors like space spark, Yeah,
wants those.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Okay, Diet cherry coke seems like it would be a
big hit. Here's here's my question. You have cher diet
cherry coke called cherry coke zero.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
But is it the same? It's the same, there's no calories.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
But the difference is like coke zero tastes like coke.
I don't want my cokes to taste like coke. I
want to taste like diet coke.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Like you only do that because you don't want the calories.
It's because I like the taste.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
I'm wondering, at what point they say, you know what,
we're gonna stop making diet Poppsy, We're gonna stop making
diet coke, and we're just getting well there.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
And then if you got rid of diet coke and
our zero and our zero calorie option is gonna be
the stuff that tastes like the original stuff.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
But we don't want that. We want the chemically enhancement.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
So many people are obsessed with the flavor of diet
cos I don't understand that.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
I think here, when you do your travels, you don't
you don't see any diet coke anywhere. It's always it's
just regular our zero and that's it.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
This is accurate. It's more and more you're seeing that.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Yeah, I think I think it's a girl thing, is
the diet coke. Like girls love the taste of diet coke.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
That's a girl. I know drinks diet coked.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
I don't like coke zero.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
There was a time where girls are drinking tab and
then they got rid of that really chemicals.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
My mom bought that an RC cola and all is
still around.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Really, Yeah, it issca.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
You paints Serena. It's the only you can get that,
and you can get like doctor Pepper. Nice, that's it.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I guess I'm a girl, so I like diet coke.
Thank you. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You don't keep it again. I'm a I am a
diet soda drinker. I have been for years. I will
drink diet cokes all day long. But given the choice
between a die coke and then a coke zero or
the zero version of any other whatever, it is.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
All right, doctor Pepper, I would like to do that.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
What to know? What's what?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yes, I would like to do that.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Because if I can be switched, I'll be switched.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Coke tastes like the can. That's what I like about you.
You can absolutely tell a die coke. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It sounds like it's the superior the Woody Show Challenge,
not the Pepsi Challenge, the Woody Show Challenge.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
You definitely can cheese. It's got some food news from
from the Cheese. It's a universe. They've teamed up with
Wendy's for something called the Baconator Cheese. It what it's
not a burger with cheese. It's there are crackers that
taste like Wendy's baconators.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
I'll try to poop poo.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Eventually you will poopoo it.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
You'll eat it, you will poop poo. I mean I
enjoy the combos that are like Pepperoni pizza.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yeah, maybe it's good. I do have a question for
the audience. Do you have do you have any news
about pop tarts or no? I don't want to mow
your lawn.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
No.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
Okay, listeners, have you tried the pop tart ice cream
sandwiches that are available at Walmart? Are they a fire
or not for you?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Okay, so it's they are ice cream sandwiches, not pop
tarts to tastes like ice cream sandwich. They're in the
freezer with the ice cream.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Yeah, okay, yeah, there's ice cream sandwiches made with pop
pop tarts.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Are they good?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
I would absolutely try.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
What's the what's the but what's what's What's the flavor
of pop tarts that they use?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
They got several They've got strawberry, chocolate, sugar, the brown sugars,
the main joints, and then they pair them with appropriate
ice creams.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
And you just got a box of Oreo cookie cookies
and cream bars.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Oh, ice cream bars. Yes, they're incredible.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
The Oreo ice cream sandwich or whatever those are, those
are amazing.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Well, you can't top that.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
You can't top that. I better tell you Greg the end.
The ice cream in those Oreo sandwiches very creamy?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Is it? Fat boy creamy?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
You know what Greg will have to find have to
find out.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
I would put them in the same universe.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
I don't need to know about any other ice cream
sandwich for the rest of my life.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Anyway, So these these Baconatior cheese, it's they're gonna be
in stores in July.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
You can check them out there. Well, how can we
make cheese? It's grosser.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Food News Costco they've just dropped a new peaches and
cream cake for summer time, and apparently it's getting really
good reviews in the Costco bakery.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Well that means no cinnamon rolls while the stupid cakes take.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
It's got layers of peach filling and whipped cream, and
it says THEE the cake, and I'll bring one of
the reviews here. The cake and the white cream layers
are so light on this one. And if you love peaches,
you're gonna love it.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I would like to tell that the person.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Says, I bought this yesterday and half is gone. On
that's a Costco sized cake. Half of it's gone.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
It's a big, flat style like a layer. That's a
style of cake. Not tire in a suit, truffle trifle,
sort of a little.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Bit nationwide Costco locations just for the summer.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Guys.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
We have to try all these foods.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah, down, it looks boring and some.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Food news here news. This is gonna see how you
feel about this. I'm gonna start with a question. If
you can only have French fries from one fast food
restaurant for the rest of your life, which place would
you pick? In fact, think of your top three, not
to give you the top three, but just kind of
think about it, but give me the top what's your
number one? Carl Carls Junior, Probably McDonald McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
I guess McDonald's. If I'm going on seasoned.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Well, I'm going to see like curly FRIESE that's a
different category.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah, I think that has to be a different category.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Curly fries are different. McDonald's regular French regular French fries, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Donald, mcdonald' McDonald's just got McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
McDonald's Okay, McDonald's on everybody's list, Not this one.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
What loser?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
An analysis of more than forty thousand Yelp reviews that
mentioned fries across twenty one major fast food chains. The
fast food place that scored the best with fries in
and out?
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Oh no, I.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Are they just looking for the word fries.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
You're looking for the print blank, bike blank were terrible
and inedible.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I just read you what it said more than forty
thousand Yelp reviews that mentioned fries across twenty one major
fast food chain.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, they're soggy.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
That they're soggy.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
They taste like you're getting an animal style. Then I
go in.
Speaker 5 (35:56):
Now, if we're talking, you've got to get a male done.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
That's a different category.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Number Q Shake Shack, which I do like their fries.
Those fries are good, and I'm not a big Kringle
cut fry fan. Freddy's Frozen Custard and steak Burgers. That
place is good. Bow Jangles at number four, I've never
been to a bow drag. A Chick fil A at
number five that would actually be Chick fil A is
my number one for fry.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, I like the of fry guys.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Not only did McDonald's not show up in the top five,
it is second to last on the list. The only
place that was worse on the list was KFC. They're
dead last at number twenty one.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
As far as we mentioned, and people don't even I
mean they have fries a KFC, but people don't think
about it.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Those are like the potato ones, right, both.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
The rest potatoes, the rest of the.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
So number six and on so the best raising canes Zaxby's,
RB's at number eight, Carls Junior, Hardy's at number nine,
and then Checkers Rallies whatever it changes depending on where
you are. At number ten, the five were pop Eyes, Churches, Chicken,
Burger King, McDonald's, and KFC.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
I think people are just used to them.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
We don't have to talk about them because Burger King
fries are great too.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, it might be onto something.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Is this just literally the mention of the word fries
because in and.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Out fries suck because every folds because they fresh fry
them only once. That's why you get that. That's all blood.
It's am it's limp, it is it's crumbling.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
On the inside.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yes, because they don't kick them.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I like them.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I've grown you're talking about you love them because they're
covered with the cheese and the spread and the onions.
Speaker 10 (37:36):
But I love them even regular too. They feel more
fresh to me.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Again, which is not good, though I think it's good.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
But because you're you're wrong number one, But number two, profess.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
A matter of opinion of people. People can say Britney.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Spears, you can say Britney Spears is the greatest singer ever.
That's not true. That's your wrong opinion. Now, the point being,
wouldn't that be to them right? But you can have
an opinion that's wrong to your your Your taste can
be bad.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
People have bad taste, and.
Speaker 10 (38:06):
I have a different taste than most people in this room,
and it's worse.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yes, any professional chefs, I will tell you the proper way,
and we'll show you why chemically, scientifically taste.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Why is the Harper way to coat?
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Explain this? Why did I like?
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I really disliked them initially, and now I've grown to
love them?
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Because that you keep sho You've grown to love in
and out fries. Yeah, because you're getting used to them.
You can't ask you a question, honest answer.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah, do you have a meeting on the books with
In and Out? They don't do endorsement, Okay, I mean
because like, there's no reasonable explanation for why anybody would
say that then are anything other than mid.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I won't take the worst I've ever had. I can't
explain it, but but I like them.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I could see where some people would think they're okay.
But I can't believe it's like running. I can't say,
like I who love people that I love to run,
I don't believe that. I'll go ahead, love In and
Out fries like you like them. They're fine, The burgers
are really good. You'll go there for the burgers, you'll
tolerate the fries.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
And Okay, maybe I think we've gotten so used to
like super processed fries that we love them so much.
Speaker 10 (39:15):
That's right, that's gonna be My question is you've been
eating healthier?
Speaker 8 (39:20):
That's what we just look. Believe me, I'm far from
mister hippie crag, but I think we've just gotten used
to such Like before coke zero, we thought diet coke
was all right, right, and now we found out it's
like zero is awesome.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Okay, but it's like saying diet coke is like the
taste of diet coke is awesome.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Getting friendly fire on this those medicin and I are talking.
I'm telling you I can't explain it.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Like again, I drank diet coke because I wanted the
zero calorie soda option, right, and so that's what I had.
But now, given the choice between the two, like I
would never actively, like if I was just going for
a soda, I would never go for the die coke
When I have a choice, I would never go for
the in and out fries.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Give it a choice with almost anything else, Like, if
they're both sat in front of me, I would have
a tough decision on They're like, you can only have one.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
So what can you describe the quality of the in
and out fries that you enjoyed, because again, if you
never had them, cardboardy, bland.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Dirty, Yeah, do you know what's weird?
Speaker 6 (40:28):
I kind of like the the lip neists of them
versus versus like, yeah, the flaid fss the.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
So do you like five guys then?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Because those are mega greasy and limp and.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, taste thirty two the five five guys fries are
good in the moment they come out, like if you
are there eating your in and out order arm, sorry,
you're your five guys order.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
They're great.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
The minute you put them in the bag and you
step one foot out of the place, they self they go.
They go to garbage, they become they become garbage.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
About them too, and you're gonna like, oh, here here
goes another hippie statement. I don't like that they're overly greasy.
I don't like that the grease goes through the bag.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
That's that's not a selling point for me. Yeah, not
at all. Yeah, I don't know, dude, I can't explain,
and I'm sorry. Next week, vegetat I'm hung.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, give us great carrots, guys, you're kind. Yeah, we're
gonna play a guess whose gas coming up next? Give
me a salad, Radios most immature game. If you want
to play, give us a call. Eight seven seven forty four.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
He is the number.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's one thing you.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Would say to people at nineties three, I would sell
the world.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yes, I don't come near my house. The
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