The Woody Show June 2nd 2025 Podcast

The Woody Show June 2nd 2025 Podcast

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Doomed to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show All?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Today
is Monday. It's June the second, twenty twenty five. We
are the Woody Show. And as we gave you plenty
of heads up last week about today, we are not

(00:59):
here live because we are on our way back. This
morning we are disembarking yeah, yeah, this Disney Wonder the
end of the Disney Alaska Cruise, and we're going to
make our way back to Woody Show headquarters. So we'll
be back in studio live tomorrow morning, Tuesday morning, and
we're gonna be calling the grand prize winner of the
seven night Disney Cruise, which you know, everybody was trying

(01:21):
to win their way on to that cruise with those
keywords over the last couple of weeks, and today that
dream will be realized for somebody. But today we're on
our way back. So while it's not a live show,
and you know, we always say around here, if you
haven't heard it, it's new to you, it's new to you.
So today on the show, we got the bigfoot hunter Bobo. Yeah,

(01:43):
it turns out is related to Sammy. Yes, also interview
Roulette Gina asking the questions and a dare for dollars
with Morgan and she'll spin the wheel for some cash
toward her nose job. And speaking of Morgan, we got
around a bush or bear. We'll do some fun with accents.
We'll play a round of what's that noise? Oh nice?

(02:04):
All that and more today here on the Woody Show. Yea,
And even though we're not live, if you want to
tell us what you think or chime in on different segments,
you can always do that on the after hours voicemail
eight seven seven forty for Woody Now. Greg was kind
of sharing little bits and peace. We don't have the
full story yet. Yeah, it's a speaking of horrores, final
way complicated story about let's call her a whore. I

(02:26):
was going to I was going to leave names out,
but it is totally public record. It's not a brand
new thing. But I have a friend I'll only use
first names. His name is Ron. He used to be
the number one talk show host in the city. I
grew up in San Francisco. Big deal.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I found out he moved recently, So I texted him
and said, Hey, I didn't know you moved days go by.
Haven't heard back from him yet. So I told another friend,
a mutual friend of Ron, said Hey, I've texted Ron.
Haven't heard back from him. And the response was, Oh,
he's probably busy disowning his daughter. What I said, what
does that mean? Oh, you haven't heard about his daughter
and what has going on. She's in the news and

(03:07):
is in the court system. So it turns out the
daughter again first name is only Laura met this guy
from the TV show The Bachelor, Clayton et card.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I believe his name is. I've never watched him.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I've never watched it either, but apparently he is.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
So it's E. C. H A r D.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
They met and apparently either went on a date or
dated for a little while. Yeah, that's the guy, Gina.
Then she claims, Hey, Clayton, I'm pregnant with twins and
I want money from you, and he said, I don't
think that's possible. We only did mouth.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Parties that work.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
So she takes him to court and the court requires
her to furnish proof of being pregnant, so she gives
over medical documents says, Yep, I'm pregnant, and she's saying
I want money. I want money, Andy, I want money.
That's the rub. She's not pregnant. She falsified medical records,

(04:07):
lied about the whole thing. That was months and months
and months of back and forth and what Clayton claims
this harassment, right and saying that this was just a
big fraud case.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
It's totally harassment.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
She falsified records, she played not plagiaries. What is it
called when you lie in the stand? Committed perjury. So
now she's facing legal problems because of that, because those
are crimes. And it turns out Clayton's not the first guy.
She's done this too. Did she do it to another guy? No,

(04:42):
she did it apparently to another.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Three guys, to the point where they made.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
This community called victims of her name. Wow, and now
she's facing charges in this new city that she lives in.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You really should are you disguising names if it's a
public case.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I just didn't want to say Laura Owens.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I just went to victims of Owens dot com.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah, isn't that weird? This is the kind of stuff
that Gina loves to read about.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
It it's so layered and complicated. But but apparently like
she went back to the court and thought she could
exonerate herself by saying, I'm no longer pregnant. That's what
she said so much, And the judge said, well, it's
not that easy. You can't just say you're no longer pregnant.
You gave us medical records that were falsified allegedly in

(05:40):
a court.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
In a court doesn't sound very allegedly.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
And then when this story came out, I guess it's
because he was on The Bachelor that became.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
More high profile.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Of course, other guys came forward and said, hey, I
wasn't on the Bachelor, but guess what happened.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
To me too?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Was she not on a list somewhere.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
And now she is somehow. And I haven't read her story,
but apparently she has this blog where she's claiming that
she's the victim.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
Of course, he's you know, well a lot of these things, Greg,
and if they do it once, the women kind of
get just kind of like let go. Yeah, quite frankly,
I mean this happened like, no, Trevor Bauer is not
a good guy, but this happened to him. Yeah, he
was straight up blackmailed.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Picture for the Dodgers. She just got kind of let go.

Speaker 7 (06:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
And I don't know this to be true or not,
but maybe she did this to other people.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
And she needs a good spankings.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Zero. I think there's a lot of guys I've gone
through this. Yeah, just from her, I'm assuming that she
might have been successful. I never had a check fake pregnancy.
I did have the one girlfriend who lied about having cancer. Answer.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
I I just looked at the one little paragraph, like
three sentences about her, it says. Laura Owens self recorded
a ted X talk entitled The Life Saving Power of
Kindness to Stranger. You can do that by apparently, it says.
In her talk, Laura Owens shared her personal story of
escaping an abusive relationship, highlighting how a simple act of
kindness from a stranger on a plane changed her life. However,

(07:00):
many of the details of the story have been debunked
by court records, so she can't stop lying.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
Wow, no kidding, This happened to Eddie van Halen when
he was before he married Feller. You Partnelly, Remember guys,
pregnancy she claimed he.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Had he had? That's a reference. Remember, I made a
reference about the Big Bang theory.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
That reference one of time, and it's exact same thing
where he goes to his manager. He's like, this woman
says she's pridate and and Eddie was very stupid at
the time, maybe still us who knows, And and he's like, yeah,
we only had my mouth parties. But Eddie was so dumb.
He's like, could that have happened?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Oh my god, he.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Deserves that the horse keeps keep trying the same tactics,
or keep hor him when.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
Someone files a lawsuit, though, can you not see previous
lawsuits that they filed, Like, I think that's.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Prejudicial, but me you it's happened without the courts. In
the other cases, maybe the guy just said, oh you're pregnant. Okay,
here's some money.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
They called Schneider as a character witness.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Missus Romano, that's a.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Joke for a person of a certain age. Guys, we
are into another new hour. Thank you for being here,
give it us some of your time. This morning. I
just did another Ai thing, and this one is Obama
and his delivery of hoy is the best one. Yeah,

(08:34):
all right, so this is Ai Obama.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'm excited to be here. Today on The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
I really am.

Speaker 9 (08:45):
It's terrific, all you nippling Butttholers.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's so much fun with that anyway.
So here's what we got going on for you this hour.
We have Sammy's cousin, Bobo, the big foot hunter, who
we tried to get on. He wasn't waking up. I mean,
he's alive. Morning guy. Not a morning guy because you're
out late at night hunting for bigfoot, but squatching. Yeah,

(09:11):
all right, So just had a pure curiosity because you know,
I'm not into that whole like bigfoot, aliens, lockness, monster
should be kind of stuff and some of those. A
lot of people are into that. Because so we'll talk
to him. Bus he's a family member.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
You know.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yes, he was on Finding big Foot.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Finding, he's got a yeah, he's got a podcast and
all things. So well we'll talk to him miss hour.
You're on the wood Show. Phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. That's eight seven seven forty four. What
he uh? Yeah, send us a text over to to
nine eighty seven. It's like.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
He's like, hoint, it's like hot.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Just picturing you a home on the couch, just coming
up with more these scripts. Oh, I type in all
kinds of stuff. It's so much fun. Parent Ai, I
spent whatever it is, forty bucks on the lifetime because
you get unlimited. And Yeah, so after the plane crashes
in DC and Philly, you had to know that for

(10:17):
the foreseeable future that the news they're gonna be telling
us every little thing that happens involving a plane, which
I'm sure Greg loves. I hate all of this, so awful.
The Houston fire Department was called after the right wing
of the United Airlines plane caught fire, and so I
guess it just stayed on the runway. The passengers evacuated
using the sludge, just not on that right side, you know,

(10:39):
because that's where the fire was.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Right.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, they were all okay, they were bust back to
the terminal. Meanwhile, Delta flight was on its way from
New York to Orlando. It got diverted to Raleigh because
of an odor in the cabin. Now, this is nothing
you would have ever read about had it not been
for some of these other incidents. But I think we
hear about that. They landed safely and they were moved
to a new plane to get to Orlando or where

(11:01):
the hell they were gone. But I think it would
it would have never made it to the level that
this every little thing that's happening on planes. Now, I'm
sure someone's trade table is busted. It's gonna be it's
gonna be in the news. Well here's another one. Uh
two and a half hour American Airlines flight apparently didn't
have working water, so the passengers were told to be

(11:24):
sure to use the bathroom before they board it. It
was going from Tampa to Philly, and then once they
were in the air, the flight attendants they made announcement
saying they thought, maybe you could use the bathroom, but
you'd have to use bottled water to flush it. And
then they even said like I'm not sure if that's
gonna work, which it didn't. Yeah, because it doesn't work
that way. They took off, like you know, every little thing. Yeah,

(11:46):
sometimes the seats. I appreciate the fact that it didn't
hold the plane. I appreciate the fact that they let
the plane take off, because man, that sucks, Like, all right,
can everybody just like hold it for two hours?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah it's a quick look, Yeah, it's a quick flight.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
You can't hold it for two hours before you get
on the plane.

Speaker 10 (12:04):
Because you hear a thing like, oh, the trade table's
messed up, and then like we got to get a
new plane, like or they hold it for hours.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Apologies everybody what? Or nine five The Woodie Show Losing
it over Ai voiceovers is the equivalent of middle aged
white women losing it over the minions minion served you
mean to tell me you don't think this is funny.
This is like, yeah, you're right, not funny. Yeah, millions,

(12:34):
we're having the best time.

Speaker 10 (12:35):
I'll see you can say.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
It's a text over to two to nine eighty seven,
our daily mention of Japan A couple different things. I
saw this video because you know how Menace in Sea
Bass keep talking about how everything over in Japan is better.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Rules, They were showing what a gas station in Japan
looks like and how it operates.

Speaker 10 (12:58):
Okay, I'll be honest. I've seeing a gas station where
I've gone to and I've gone four times all around
the country too.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
So you're not just staying like in the center of
the city. No, never seen a gas station.

Speaker 10 (13:10):
Yeah, I'll go to Osaka, Yokohama, Kyoto.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I didn't see any gas stations. Yeah, because anyway, so
the car pulls in, they kind of wave it in,
like the guys at the gate who are waving the
plane in.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
And they stop right there. And then they have the
hoses that hang from the roof that overhangs the entire
pump area. Okay, and the guy will the tendant, will
take it and pump the gas and then when he's done,
he puts it back up. He has like things that
make sure he's not leaving prints and stuff on the
side of the car when he closes the gas cap.

(13:46):
And then he does like this bow and likes and
then it kind of escorts them out to like it
holds up traffic so they can pull out, and then
as soon as they start driving down, he does another
bow as the car's like pulling away. You know what
sounds terrible? Every time I have the gas station, there's
somebody asking me for money and someone picking bottles and
cans out of the trash, like see asked.

Speaker 10 (14:08):
And I don't hate America. We just think like things
like this could be better.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, they're showing that, like life can be easier and
cleaner and better.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah. The end of winter is a special time in Japan,
they have a ritual there celebrated at Buddhist temples and
the shrines and some homes and stuff like that. It's
kind of similar to New Year's customs. Like, but some
people in Japan they celebrate the last day of winter
of the Japanese Lunar calendar by having dried soybeans thrown
at them. Okay, the soybeans are considered to be a

(14:38):
symbol of vitality and purity, which is that's what you're
hoping for in the new year, So you just throw
beans at each other. Cool. I want to be vital
and pure, So this is something I'm not on board with.
I like the idea of that gas station. I like
the idea of you know, they're talking about manners and
cleanliness and things like that. I like the fact they
put all your handles of your luggage out so it's
easy to grab off the everyone cleans up after each other. Yeah,

(15:03):
and then here I'll give you one more daily mention
of Japan. They're selling a new type of eco friendly
toilet paper made from used diapers.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I don't know about this.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
They started separating them out from their trash last year
and they've collected about one hundred tons of them, and
they bleach and they sanitize diapers, and then they shred
them so they could be reused. And you could buy
a dozen rolls of this eco friendly toilet paper, Greg
for less than three bucks. Okay, wow, all right, that's
just toilet paper. You're not putting it rubbing it on

(15:36):
your face. Yeah, you're rubbing it on your dirty butthole,
dirty butt. So there's your there's your daily mentions of
Japan this morning on The Woody Show. Coming up next,
we're going to talk to Sammy's cousin, Bobo, the bigfoot
hunter guy. Yes, I'll go into it someone open minded.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
Okay, I'm sure he'll be able to answer your questions.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
I'm sure he will. I'm sure he's right with information.
But it's kind of like when Greg and I have
conversations with Bort and aliens, you know, and Bort can't
get over where. Greg says, Oh, just because they're from
another planet or from another galaxy, that just means they're
automatically smarter.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
They're equally as far from us as we are from them.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Well, can I have a rebuttal to that?

Speaker 11 (16:18):
Greg?

Speaker 10 (16:19):
Like, obviously they are smarter because they have figured out
how to get to us, but they haven't. Yeah, but
I'm just saying if they did show up, they would
automatically be smarter because they because they're out the technology.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Sure, the chances of them finding us are infinitesimal in
what's the.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Word again, infinitesimal, infinitesimal, infinitesimal and that's your calendar word
of the day.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
But then when they get here, they can defy physics.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
What's the word they get here? Infinitestibal. It's close enough,
so I'll get it to anyway, So we're talking to Bobo.
It's Sammy's cousin. He's a big foot hunter. Welcome back,
and it's it's not often that we get family on

(17:12):
the show, but we were talking. Oh no, what it was.
It was the redneck news story from last week where
the guy he went out bigfoot hunting with his ex
and then his wife found out about it and that's
what triggered the divorce, right because he went out bigfoot
hunting with the X you're gonna you're gonna take me,

(17:37):
not that bitch, thank you. And so anyway, reminded us
that Sammy has a cousin who is a bigfoot hunter, Bobo.
And yeah, so he's got a podcast called Bigfoot and
Beyond and then he was on the TV show Finding Bigfoot.

(17:58):
Thank you turn out? Well we can we can find
out everybody. Say hi to uh, Sammy's cousin Bobo, Hi, Bubbo,
good morning morning. All right, So Bobo, can you tell
us anything about Sammy as a child? We really like
to get some more information. Was she uh, you know what?
Was she like an annoying cousin? Was she a cool cousin? Bubbly?

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Yeah, she was bubbly. She was a perfect child.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
So we're dealing with a liar.

Speaker 12 (18:26):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
You know that you know that Sammy doesn't like bacon.
She can't even stand the smell of bacon. Is that weird?

Speaker 7 (18:34):
It's a little those deep dark, hidden seekrets so that
everyone's kind of ashamed of so you don't talk about it.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, what an embarrassment. So, Buba, I will preface this
with I am not a believer in bigfoot. You know,
it just seems to boggle the mind to me that
you know at this point, like, how has somebody not
dragged one of these things, you know, dead or alive
out of out of a forest somewhere that said, I
am very curious because I want to know how somebody

(19:02):
ends up being you, like in your view or your like,
how did you discover this fascination? And when? What what
led you to believe that, No, this isn't just something mythical,
this is something that's real. What's the origin story? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:14):
Well, first off, I'll say I get you on the
whole thing about them not being like a body brought in.
And there's been really close calls of bodies coming in,
but about eight different hunters are just people that have
shot shot one, killed one, and they've all said that
when they inspected it that it looks so human and
like it besides being huge and hair cover, that thought

(19:37):
they're going to get in trouble and like they just
thought like, oh my gosh, it's a cosmo. It's gonna
turn my life upside down, like I got killed big.
But you know it is they just lead it. They
just they just don't tell anyone, you know, like or
tell like a family member or a close friend or
something like. And sometimes it was like really old timers
wanted to get it off their chest before they died.
There's been a couple of those.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
We're talking to Bobo, who is Sammy's cousin. He's a
big foot hunter as part of Finding Bigfoot, which, by
the way, fun Fact ranked among animal plants top rated
programs throughout its run. Also, I can only imagine how
many like fans and groupies. Oh yeah, like you've encountered,
did you like, what of all the people? Because people
will say, okay, well bigfoot hunters, these people may be strange,

(20:17):
but from a bigfoot hunter, who is the strangest person
you've encountered who has recognized you from the show.

Speaker 7 (20:25):
That's a to one.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
There's just so many shape shifters.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
Yeah, you'd be surprised, though, Like you'd be surprised. Most
of the people were like totally normal, you know, I
mean obviously yea. They like the local news covers like
a big foot conference or something like they look for
the wackiest dude, right, like you know, the guy like
the buffalo had or something. Yeah, right, like someone got
accepted to interview like video kind of like big fun

(20:50):
of But it's uh, you'd be surprised, Like we go,
like we filmed the sholder of those time hall meetings.
There would be a lot of people that would come
that wouldn't want to be on camera. Some would, but
when like we had three chiefs of police, we had
a district attorney as witnesses on that sort of. We
had a lot of cops because they go like rural
sheriff departments and stuff, because they respond to prowler reports

(21:12):
or you know, like something you know, breaking into my
pans at night, killing livestock or whatever it is. So
we'd get a lot of cops like that. Way we
got way more normal, way, way, way more normal quote
unquote normal people. Like it's just like night long haul
truckers like nighttimes, and a lot of fishing, game wildlife
officials of those type of wildlife biologists. That was like

(21:35):
the majority of who we talked to.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Like how do women react? Like if you're like, let's
say you're an average big foot hunter and you're out
there and like chatting up some chick or whatever and
you get into this, is that something you lead with
that or is it like one of those things that
you have to wait for a while before you bring
up in Like what is the reaction of you, Like
once you tell somebody that you're a big foot hunter?

Speaker 7 (21:54):
I never held back I mean it were like it
was an embarrassing thing.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Is it an ever easy act? Like they can't control themselves.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Like the part of these weird you know fetish and.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, right, something for everybody? Right, have Harry and the
Henderson's on DVD.

Speaker 7 (22:17):
Yeah, I just saw it. I just saw that movie
like three years ago for the first time possible.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Harry and Henderson's was a movie that came out like
in the eighties.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Eighties movie about Bigfoot.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, who went to go live with this family? John
Liskow is the dad in this movie. How did you
just see?

Speaker 13 (22:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
No kidding, I just.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
Hated John Liftgow and.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
What Boycott? Do you believe in all this other stuff?
To do you believe aliens? Do you believe Locknest monster
or is it just strictly the sasquatch bigfoot thing?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (22:53):
I've seeing UFOs. Yeah, I know those are real. And
then I think Lockness probably did have one before because
that's it's the biggest lake in Scotland and those reports
really stopped and they put in the new dams and
and uh, there's most most river serpent, sea serpent and
well not sea spent, but river and lake serpents almost
all of them are connected to the ocean on major

(23:15):
rivers that support large salmon runs. And we think they
follow the salmon in because that's when like that's what
all the every native travel on the West coast will
tell you. Yeah, like the local tribe here calls them
k moss. There's a serpent that follows the salmon and
they can never catch it because they can just bite
through their nets. So it has like a really sharp
teeth and they can bite their way out of nets.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Well, let me ask you a couple more questions. Number one,
any any history of drug use, like any kind of
like I don't know, allucinogenics, like because people will say like,
oh well a lot.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
Of times the college, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, was that like weed or did you get like
in the mushrooms and acid and stuff like that?

Speaker 7 (23:57):
Back I mean I tried the streams. Those were those killer?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh yeah yeah. And then the other question, so we
were asking Sammy and you know, we said, okay, so
besides this big bigfoot hunting thing, like what else do
you do? Like, what else do you do? Can you
support yourself just off like the fighting Bigfoot stuff or
the podcast which is called Bigfoot and Beyond which you

(24:22):
can find wherever you find podcasts. But like, like, so, like,
what do you do for a living the bigfoot hunting?

Speaker 7 (24:29):
I think we got like just about just sent us
three million downloads last year on the podcast respect like
a pretty strong Patreon. They're like, you can if you
want to go to a conference all over the weekend,
you can make you know, like four or five grand
over the weekend. Oh wow, conference?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
So you can you can like actually make a living
just doing the bigfoot hunting thing.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean not a lot of people can,
but some people can't. And then you put out boat
and stuff, put out books and videos and stuff. You
can No one's getting the millionaire or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
We're talking to Bobo from Finding Bigfoot, who's also Sammy's cousin.
Yes they are related. He's got his podcast called Bigfoot
and Beyond. And you can find that wherever you listen
to podcasts. So, Finding Bigfoot where does that air?

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Now?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Is that on like Discovery Plus? Or because it was
an animal plan which I think is under Discovery Plus?
Is it not? Yeah, you can watch the watch the
episodes there and look for Bobo on that. One more
question before we let you go, Bobo, is it true
because the Bigfoot, big feet, big meat? Yes or no?

Speaker 7 (25:34):
Yeah. You know what's funny is that that we've got
some really good up close descriptions and it's almost always
women that they have when they get excited and like
they're gonna charge. A lot of times the people report
the mail with an erection and like urinating at the
same time.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Wait, so Bigfoot can pee with a boner?

Speaker 13 (25:55):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, god, you can do that.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
Yeah, I can a lot of large.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
With a boner.

Speaker 14 (26:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I thought it was like one of those things that
was like a you know, like a switch track. It
was either for the for the urine, for the urine
or the same and King the host. Yeah right, yeah,
exactly kind of Yeah. I well, hey, Bobo, thank you
for being such a great sport. But yeah, we appreciate
you taking some time and talking to us again. Bigfoot
and Beyond is the podcast, and of course Finding Bigfoot.

(26:26):
You can watch uh that those episodes on Discovery Plus
and uh, Sam, anything you like to say to your
cousin before we say goodbye, Just thank.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
You for for coming on the show. I know it
was a little early.

Speaker 8 (26:36):
Last time we tried to get you on but glad
we made it work and set it up.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
If you guys ever any straightened out and squash questions,
just give me a call.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Well, yeah, because now we know somebody who wanted to
get high and hand it with menace in his backyard.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Yeah, wearing camo.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh, Sammy, please send along big thanks to your cousin Bobo.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Oh I will. He had a great time.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah. I mean, look, I told you I was going
in somewhat open minded with Yeah. I was going in
with some curiosity just to see what he would say
to certain things and some of the stuff. If you're
just tuning in we were talking to and you can
go back on the podcast, you can hear it. We
were talking to Sammy's cousin, who is well known in
the bigfoot hunter world.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yes, Bobo from Finding Bigfoot.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, and he's got his own podcast which we were
talking about, and he was giving us What's interesting about
people when he started talking about aliens or you talk
about bigfoot or any of these kind of things. Is
they speak so matter of fact? Oh yeah, as if
it's like concrete fact, evidence, science, whatever it is. But

(27:51):
when you get to the one part of the story,
and you know you heard it when we were just
talking to him about the people who shot Bigfoot and
then just left. But they didn't want to take them
out because they thought that, you know, they would get somehow,
like in trouble and so on. Somebody on the text
even said, all right, so they left them there and

(28:12):
nobody nobody found even like the remains, Nobody stumbled skeleton,
you know, nothing like that, Like that's the kind of
stuff in the woods. Yeah, but that's where people were there.

Speaker 15 (28:23):
To shoot them, right yeah, because they're like so, I mean, look,
I I'm kind of like Gina, I'm open to all
this stuff being real, Like if yeah, they were like
aliens or all.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Apologize when we find out. Yes, right now, I don't
believe I'm not even.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
On the fence. That's and that's my argument when it
comes to like religious stuff, right like, I will be
the first one if I'm at the Pearly gates going,
hey man, my bad. Some of that stuff sounded nuts,
you know about the rib and the snake, and though
like whatever, I got it now you're good to go.
But you know, I was a good friend. I was
a good you know, dad, and good person.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
And then there's that in my In my life, we're
getting a lot of text about that Patterson Grimlin film,
that one with big Foot walking away, and they're saying
that film is real, the film is real.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Sure people understand what film is real. Evidence is Evidence
is not your blurry picture or your blurry video. Evidence
is I've got let's say, a piece of fur and
I hand it to Greg and Greg could say, oh,
let me test the DNA in this.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, something we don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Set one for saying so much information out there regarding
Bigfoot that none of you have researched.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Thank you, research research, it's just your opinion.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
What's your research? We've got to bleach in the students,
your sources. Oh yeah, what was this one of the
interview where less.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
People from like a five years ago amazing Bigfoot Encounters
the Menace did the full interview We've done.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
That's right. You inquired about big Foot and we talked
about shape shifting. Hey, you tell you what. Bubbo's made
a whole career out of this, right.

Speaker 10 (29:58):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
My problem these people is, like you, you're doing all
this quote, You're putting all this effort into something that
doesn't exist quite frankly, why not do that?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
People say, well, like, well, what if it did? Why
not do that with real things? Why not do that
with actual animals? Do you feel the same way about religion?
I mean that's kind of it's all the same thing,
like you can't. It's the thing because you can't. You can't.
You can't prove the existence of like any particular god.
There's a bunch of different gods of people, which one
is the real one?

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Right?

Speaker 7 (30:27):
Right?

Speaker 6 (30:27):
But I'm saying, there's so much time and effort being
put into finding something that you know that doesn't exist.
Why not put that research into salamanders or or crops.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Or because we already know those exist.

Speaker 8 (30:37):
You're trying to prove to all the non believers that
they do exist.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
I think I'm not existing. I'm not saying find out
that a salamander exists. I'm saying, study it to.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Know more about it, know more about it, the.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
Health benefits you know there there there are real things
you could put your time and effort into to learn.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
So boring.

Speaker 16 (30:59):
That is coming from the engineer that spends his time
yelling at people about playing their carts.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Which is something that's real. So but that's that's the problem.
Is that real?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Idiotic? Why is he on the mic?

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Real research is hard and it takes time, and but
just fantasizing that Bigfoot is easy.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
What's harder than proving that something is real?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, that's proving something that's not real is real. That's
the negatived text came in over to two two nine
eighty seven. I can believe that these two are related,
talking about Bobo and Sammy. She believes in astrology and
probably hunts for the tooth Fairy and Santa Claus. She

(31:37):
crochetes her own nets. She's wholesome net now, but she
definitely has. Yeah, you crochet a net to try to
capture the tooth Fairy the woodman. Yeah, and then when
you get together at the family reunion and say, hey,
any luck with the tooth Fairy? I don't know. How's
it going Bigfoot? Yeah? Greg, are you searching for that
anaconda still? That's a lifelong search? Oh?

Speaker 6 (31:59):
Yeah, there, and I will have it.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
So you can check out the old episodes of Finding
Bigfoot on Discovery Plus, and of course Bobo's podcast, Bigfoot
and Beyond uh, and that's available wherever you listen to podcasts.
We're gonna take a break more what he shows. Next show.

Speaker 7 (32:24):
Show No Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Welcome back, Hi, ladies. Time for some it's been a
long time. It's time for interview roulette. You guys, someone's
losing their interview roulette virginity today. That would be Gina Grant,
the newest member here on The Woody Show. We've explained

(32:52):
to her very thoroughly how the whole thing works. Did
the interview the other day, and now we get to
hear how that interview went. Now whatever we get pitched
these different guests, We get pitched all the time on
these different people for different things. And a lot of times,
you know, shows, we're just gonna add no, no, no,
Now you say no it. I'm way more than you
would ever say yes to. And in this case, we

(33:14):
go ahead and we just say yes to one of them,
and then everybody else in the room gets to write
questions for whoever's doing the interview. In this case Gina, Yep,
she doesn't get to answer ask any of her own questions.
She has to read the questions as they're written and
then try to make it work within the context of
the interview. And we always try to see if they'll
stick on the line.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Yeah, I'm hanging there, Sam.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
You got hung up on most recently, I believe, Yes,
I did. Yeah, she's the only one to get hung
up on a lot of times people hang Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
And I've never seen Gina more nervous about anything.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Ever.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I was very nervous. No, I'm not good at this
kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
But you're not shy.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
No, I'm not shy, but I'm not. As I've mentioned
many times, i don't like ranking. I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at like lying and not being like,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. And this woman was
kind of a I don't know another way to say it,
but like a formidable opponent, like she had something to
say about everything. Yeah, and some of y'all really need
to work on your grammar because I was trying to

(34:11):
read these and it was tough.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Now, so that this woman has some tips, ladies, if
you want to get your husband to come home, she is.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Thewifeexpert dot com actually get him back and keep him forever.
So if your husband's strays and let's say, goes and
live with his mistress, the wife Expert can tell you
how to get him back.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Because that's what you want.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
You don't want to leave him, you want him back.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So here we go. This is
interview Roulette Gina talking to the wife Expert.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
We're here with Laurie McDermott, the wife Expert. She specializes
in getting your husband back home during his midlife crisis.
I would love for you just to kind of explain
exactly what you do, how you started.

Speaker 13 (34:51):
It happened to me living a life, had a great time.
I was supposed to be a travel writer, traveling the world,
but there came this really weird part where my husband
got a little confused and started dating somebody. So it
was like this slap in.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
The face to kind of go wait, I got to get.

Speaker 17 (35:07):
Control of my life and I realized I wasn't perfect.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
So you started this business? Do you think it was
your I don't know, constant nagging saying he's a problem
that caused the marital issue to begin with.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Okay, so there's it. Before we get to the answer
on that, there there's a couple of things here. What
kind of Jedi mind trick did the husband play on
her to begin with to get her to believe that
you know what, maybe I'm the problem. Maybe it's you. Yeah. Yeah, So,
And this is the kind of thing I think Samy's
more going for which he apologizes for cheaters all the time,

(35:41):
is that, you know what, maybe they're not the bad person.
Maybe it's you. He's a person who was cheated on.

Speaker 18 (35:47):
Well, I'm not saying that.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Maybe. Well, I mean the relationship is two people. But
I've always said is that you can do a bad
thing and not be a bad person.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, they'll come up later, don't worry. Yeah, all right,
So let's see what the wife expert had to say
about your first question.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Do you think it was your I don't know, constant
nagging saying he's a problem that caused the marital issue
to begin with.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Well, I think when.

Speaker 17 (36:10):
You've been married a long time, you know, women will
get boss here and men will get quieter.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
And you know a lot of my clients are type
A and they're just like, we'll do this, do this,
do this, and you know, man's just doing it. And
then he goes out to the.

Speaker 17 (36:23):
Bar and then he meets a girl who goes, oh,
you're so cute, and then he's like, my wife doesn't
say that to me anymore.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, he's right.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
I will say if my dad is the master at this,
because my mom, like all women, she'd be talking.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
I remember, he's just quiet, stay and just lets her
do her thing. Yeah, the person in my house that
talks the most is not me, you know. It's it's
my wife, it's my kids and everything else. But I'm quiet.
It's all because I feel like I'm all talked out.
But I understand that. I like, I look at my

(36:58):
father in law, like, I'm sure he used to be
more of the life of the party now. Yeah, Genigrad
talking to the wife expert.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
How do you feel about people who say to keep
a man happy, all you need to do is keep
them fed and drained?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Strained?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Me?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
What is yeah? Who wrote that I did good?

Speaker 6 (37:23):
By the way, this was not the first person to
say that that's a Wendy Williams line.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yep. Yeah, I mean, but like everybody knows what that means.

Speaker 17 (37:30):
I was.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I was hoping it wasn't need an explanation, but I
think she figured it out.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, but I mean you when you read it, you
knew what it meant. I did. Okay, I'm just asking
the ladies, like everybody know, dude, certainly understand what that means. Yeah,
we all get it. Yeah, fed and drained.

Speaker 13 (37:45):
What's drained?

Speaker 7 (37:46):
Me?

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Boy?

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Did you meanmen.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
You're talking about?

Speaker 5 (37:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
No, no, you're yeah, you're you're.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Talking about Yeah, boy, did you mean a deemen? I
can't go there, you know, hoping I wouldn't have to
answer that.

Speaker 17 (38:14):
Yeah, you know what, there's some truth to that, and
I love how you explain that I might steal that.
Please do if you can wake up every day and
say the only thing I'm going to do to my
spouse is to be kind, you live a better life.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Oh yeah, dude, I saw there was something that popped
up in the Instagram feed. Where is this woman basically
saying that, you know, depending on how many times that
you've given it up in the course of a month,
you probably have a failing grade like some other words.
I ought to find the video and we could play.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
I've seen that, you've seen that, Like if it's only
fifty an f yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Right, yeah, yeah, if it's only half the days of
the month, like that's a fifty percent, that would be
a failing grade. But then there's other there's other women
who have kind of the same thing. Yeah, talking about well,
if you ever thought, like if it is your husband
cranky or is he you know, just irritable or seems moody. Yeah,
when's the last time that you got intimate with him?
Because that's what could be throwing him off. And maybe

(39:07):
he's fed, but maybe he's not drained, you know. Yeah,
all right, So Gina grad interview, Roulette's not writing any
of those questions at last, always menace talking to this
woman about how to get your husband to come home.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
The wife experts, you know, my best girly here at work,
Sammy says that cheating doesn't make you a bad person.
Cheating is only a conscious, deliberate act that you know
will devastate the person who loves you the most, and
no bad person would do that, right right, getting.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Get that you would make sense. No, it didn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I followed it perfectly to explain it for these slei people.
Many I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
I can't wait for you to hear the response.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Go ahead, Yeah, it didn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
But from what I heard from that question is my
bestie Sammy says that cheating doesn't make you a bad person,
and then she defined what cheating is. It's just you know,
betraying the trust of the person you're supposed to love
the most. How could a bad person possibly do that?
You greg perfectly said, okay.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Because it's something you're doing.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
I mean it took it was the you've.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Betrayed, betrayed somebody's trust, you actively are doing it.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
You've all you've given them the worst cold shoulder, the
worst treatment you can How could they not?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
How could a good person do something right?

Speaker 5 (40:20):
But the way that it was set up.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Didn't make it's a little clunky.

Speaker 19 (40:23):
Yeah, great, sarcasm is dead saying it's based on I
guess your inflection or the way you're maybe, well, look,
I don't know, I'm handed saying it could it could
depending on who's delivering delivery.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Very what are words? I will see what the wife
expert had to say.

Speaker 17 (40:42):
No bad person would do that, right, So we all
have choices, and if we choose terrible and awful, guess
what our life starts to go that way?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
And if you stay in the other side.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
We were like, wait a.

Speaker 13 (40:54):
Minute, I told someone I wasn't gonna slip into someone else's.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
And I'm doing it. No, you know, maybe things won't
go well for me. Yeah, see, Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
I never suggested staying with them.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Well, I mean, yeah, you didn't stay with uh with
your ex husband.

Speaker 14 (41:12):
Correct.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
She's basically saying if you choose to cheat, bad things
will come upon you.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
But what she's saying is that he's a really good
person and you didn't accidentally slip and fall to some
other lady. Right.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
No, yeah, exactly, and by doing that, you're betraying somebody exactly.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
So how could a good person do something like that?
It's an interview roulette talking with the wife expert. Ladies,
listen up, learn something this morning. How to get your
husband to come home? Next question, my.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Ex he couldn't. He couldn't finish without looking at a
photo of Pokemon characters. Do you feel like there's something
behind that or that's Is that just a fetish.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
You were with born?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yeah, Pokemon, just like the care I mean, he's been
a collector since he was a collector, since he was
a kid.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
I did that.

Speaker 17 (41:54):
It's kind of weird, But you know what, if you
really sat down with people and asked.

Speaker 18 (41:57):
Them all the way, we're all weird.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (42:00):
His fetish of looking at little yellow people with those
funky eyes is his problem.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
It's not yours. Okay, everything she said, I'm like, hey,
you get a point.

Speaker 7 (42:10):
We're all weird.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
People have their things.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Let him do his Pokemon, show yourself, reveal yourself.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
The wife experts.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
If my current husband ever cheats on me, I I
already know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna have sex
with this gay guy at work named Greg.

Speaker 17 (42:25):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 4 (42:27):
He's very, very hot, and I think I could get
him to switch teams.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Funny once your gay.

Speaker 13 (42:34):
I don't think you ever you might test the waters
on the other side, like you would never ask me.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Like Laurie, would you be a lesbian one day?

Speaker 17 (42:41):
No, There's no way in hell I would ever touch
a vagina.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Wow, ok, it's not it's a bad plan on your part.
It's just that Greg won't go along with it.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
I see I can't.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Get me drunk enough. Maybe maybe, but Greg, you know
something that on the table. I like that you don't plan.
You might be going back to rated something. We had
a fun life together, all right, and yes interview Roulette
Gina grad doing the questions that were written by other
people here in the studio, talking to the wife experts.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
We've talked about therapy, but I don't know. I mean
I've always said that therapists are kind of like snake
oil con women usually who just drain their loser patients
of money. They don't cure anything. I have a lot
of opinions about therapists versus coaches.

Speaker 13 (43:27):
Oh, therapy is meant for people who had like terrible childhoods.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
So therapy is pasted coaches our future.

Speaker 17 (43:34):
Oh, I'm like a baseball coach.

Speaker 13 (43:36):
I get you on the mound holding the bat, and
we're going to hit a home run.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Okay, So all right, she agrees, Well, she's the same person.
But then you also say, like the whole life coach
thing is you know scammed? Yes, yes, yes, of course
in general, right the right mentor right? So this is
the wife coach here or the wife expert. So I'm
kind of liken her. So far. She's saying keep your
man keeping fed therapy son probably this ship. I mean,

(44:11):
she's making some really good points.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, I'm saying fellows.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Speaking of FED, she's using logic bear fed. Next question
interview Roulette the wife Expert interviewed by Gina grad Correct.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Me if I'm wrong, but if you're worried your husband
finds you boring, so just should you just do what
I do? Just throw your legs up, have him kind
of mount you like a dog, and make them a sandwich.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
That works for a little bit. There's so much more
to it.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
It is about staying useful and having wonder and being
curious and.

Speaker 13 (44:45):
Not telling him what to do, where to go, how
to feel, how to act, leave him alone and just
cheer him on like a cheerleader.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
She is making a lot of sense.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
A champion. Don't shut up, get mounted, make them a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah. Oh well there you go. That's Uh, that's the
Where do I buy her books? Life expert? You send
her money? Yeah, so let's let's give her information again.
She was a good sport the wife expert dot com.
She has all kinds of videos.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
You can hire her for private coaching, books, movies, all
kinds of recommendations. There are blogs basically women, If you
have problems, it's your fault and go to the wife
expert dot com.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Was fun to talk to save your marriage.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
So what'd you think Gina first time around on a interview?

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Or that it was pretty scary?

Speaker 17 (45:38):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (45:38):
She was cool though. I'm glad it's over it is
very stressful.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, well here I did find the the clip. This
was online. I mean that there's a bunch of people
that are sharing this the same audio. But this is
that woman who said, if you're not draining your husband enough,
you're getting a failing grace.

Speaker 12 (45:56):
She told me she sleeps with her husband pretty regularly.
So I asked her, how often do you sleep with him?
She said, two times a week, Darling, two times a
week is not regular. If you slept with him two
times a week, that adds up to eight days out
of thirty days. You're only sleeping with him eight out
of thirty. If this was an examine, you got eight
out of thirty, you'd fail. So now let me ask

(46:17):
you this question. Why are you accepting a failing grade
in your marriage?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Oh my god? Right?

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Is he handless?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
What do you mean that's not his job? Oh my god,
it's your what do they call your your? Your wife?

Speaker 6 (46:34):
Do you only pay the mortgage two days out of
the week?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Nice job? Jamiel Show is show? Okay, well it's time
for Morgan's there for dollar. Yeah, we got your suggestions,
we narrowed it all down, and now it's time for
her duty. Actual challenge, the lego coal walk. Any parent
knows how much that sucks stepping on a lego. Now,

(47:07):
somebody didn't make a point on the on the text Morgan,
it's it's worse when you're not expecting it, Like if
you're just walking across the carpet and all of a
sudden boom, Yeah, you step on a random lego that
that that blows. Now, to kind of like help create
that effect, we've brought in a blindfold. So you're gonna
have the blindfold on, so you're gonna be able to
see where you're going, and you're gonna have to get

(47:29):
from that end. We've set up a you know, like
you would see like a firewalk, a coal walk. Yeah, okay,
so it's from one end to the other about how
many feet, which just that is greg a better view
it eight feet, seven feet, that's the seven or eight feet. Now,
Greg is gonna be drawing out instructions. Yeah. Yeah, So
it'll say, like take a drunk, take one step forward,

(47:53):
take one step back, one step to the right, one
step to the left, and then you have to make
it to the end. Okay, but you have to stand
bill until you get the next instruction, Now, a step
forward because you're a tall lady. Yeah, big step. It's
one foot in front of the other, so like you
can't put your foot any further out than where your
toes end on the other on the other foot, you're

(48:14):
on the catwalk. Yeah, exactly, like you're you're walking a
straight line like that before.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Right.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
No, actually, no, a roadside test. You've never done that.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
No, I would love to.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah, okay, all right, So this is Morgan's dare four
dollars and Greg has it again. Greg has the cup,
and so he's going to have the instructions. So go
ahead and put that blindfold on. Just make sure you
keep that microphone right in front of your face. Door,
but you can hear it now if she makes it
to the other end, which I'm sure she's gonna do,
but she'll get to spin that wheel and we'll find
out how much this dare for dollars will be worth
up to one thousand dollars. Let's go toward her nose job. Okay,

(48:50):
so feet her out barefoot.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Yet they're kind of sweaty already though, blistery.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, you see him, poor legs nice to.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Okay, first order of business two steps forward and one
step to the left.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Okay, here I go okay, oh out, ye yep if
that counts to Oh god, Oh, I can't even balance.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Okay, okay, now you got to take one step back.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
One step back, damn it?

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Greg? Oh god, they're stuck to the bottom of my feet.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
App okay, and one step to the left, a gain
to the left.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Can we go faster?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Oh god?

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Oh she's trying to balance on it's not helping.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Can Where where's the sharp more in the middle of
like like like in an arch or something?

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Really, have we popped a blister yet?

Speaker 5 (49:53):
I can't see you. Have we not yet?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Take two steps forward?

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Okay? Ah ah, I'm so scared. I'm gonna cuss. I'm
not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Okay, you lucked out with this one? Three steps forward?

Speaker 14 (50:12):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (50:13):
Good?

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Drop a can I use the wall? I can't even balance?
Can go full shit? Oh my god, I'm taking them
with me too. They're stuck to the bottom of my feet.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Oh, she can't have balance.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Okay, how far would you say, Greg? She is from
the from the end right now. It's about a foot
and a half a foot and a.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
Half almost, ask our cameraman to get some low shots
of her feet actually hitting the Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Get the bions in there.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Well, this is bad news. Oh God, two steps back.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Kay, Gina? Okay, two steps back? Six seven? God damn?

Speaker 16 (50:48):
Okay, okay, plus Jesus did about that.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
But you know what, you've made some really good progress.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah, but you did keep going backwards.

Speaker 13 (51:00):
I know.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
But like just in general, you've you've gotten halfway, You've
gotten further ahead than I thought you would by this point.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
There's a lego in between my toes. Right now.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
They tell her she can use a lifeline, and all
that means is she has to do it on her knees.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Oh, Michael, why why trying to ur It's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Okay, And now you're taking two steps forward again?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Yes, one.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Something popped, she almost okay, she fell into the wall.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Almost got one in the blister.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
We're good. So she does fall over. Are allowing her
to get back on her feet, right, of course, But
I think if you fall over, you got to take
at least one steps good, Okay, I won't.

Speaker 7 (51:43):
Now.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Somebody said you sound like Phoebe from Friends. Your reactions
sound very phoebeous, now, Greg, Yeah, little man, I kind
of hear that. Yeah, if you could give us an
Oh no, that would be great.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Oh no, what do you mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
That's maybe from friends.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Okay, all right, I've never seen it. Oh my gosh,
it's too.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
You hear it on the show all the time. Yeah no, no,
oh that okay. Now take one step to the right. Okay,
the right.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Like a plastic pine tree under her foot.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Okay, okay, like a palm in the wind. She was
look at the bottom of my backwards.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Oh my god, she's she literally has them, all of them.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
They're stuck at the bottom of my feet.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Now you don't have a whole lot of room to
your right, but you have to take one step to
the right again.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Okay, now, how yes, on a scale of one to ten, like,
what would you what would you rate the when you
say al, like, what are you writing? The pain?

Speaker 5 (52:31):
I mean scale, it's probably six six.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Okay, majorly uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
But I get how if you're not expecting it, it would
hurt way more. I've had a data prepare mentally, all right, okay.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Now take one step forward and one step to the left.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Okay forward. Oh oh, sometimes they get in weird spots. Ah, okay,
oh this is nice, this feels good.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
All right, my god, you're literally about two inches from
the goal.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Says five steps backwards.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Now it's one step back and one to the right
and one to the right.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
One back, so close.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Almost all right there.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Morgan's dare for dollars. You guys voted for it. This
is it out. This is the lego coal walk. She's
walking across a bed of loose legos. She has to
get to the other end in order to spin that wheel.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Yeah, okay, to the right.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Okay, you're there, and now you're going one step back.
You give one step to the left.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Printed out these little pieces of paper Sammy did back.
Oh Sammy, she designed it this way. Oh god, that's
the worst. It's hurt.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Sound like Sammy was Sammy?

Speaker 2 (53:52):
All right?

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Okay, now mans can be the bearer of this news o.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
This says two steps back.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
God, you are so closed.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
How long do we have for this segment? All right,
one step back.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
It's until you get to the end of Oh she.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
Almost fell, Thank god, there's all here. Oh my god,
I'm definitely breaking them.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Okay, now you're good.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Are the blisters?

Speaker 5 (54:16):
I don't I mean I think we're good. How's the
back of my ankle?

Speaker 4 (54:19):
They're full of legos.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
You can now take one step forward and one step
to the left.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Okay, Greg, forward, okay, not bad? Not bad? Left?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Oh okay?

Speaker 5 (54:30):
All right?

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Oh god? Okay?

Speaker 3 (54:33):
And now is this three steps or yes?

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Let's go?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Think'll do it?

Speaker 5 (54:41):
I think if my feet are big enough to almost there?
Sometimes she did it?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Kay, you cleared the way though.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Wow, there's only two stuck to the bottom of my foot.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
You Morgan, thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
You did a congratulations, she survived the lego cold walk.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Show show uh, show Greg, at the bottom of your foot.
I put up on the counter or something so we
can see, like, how's how's.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
A look Creigh's some battle scars.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
It's mega red. Yeah. Now if I was in defeat,
i'd be under those feet the blisters. And I painted
nails and very soft.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
You like the color?

Speaker 7 (55:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
They look good. Well Morgan, congratulations, you made it to
the end. You did what you said you were going
to do. Your dare for dollars, and I got joyed
it so much.

Speaker 18 (55:38):
She loved it.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
So what we're gonna we'll we'll take the break we'll
come back and then you can spin the wheel to
find out how much this is going to be worth. Okay,
I have.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Time to wake the wheel down two thousand.

Speaker 20 (55:48):
Yeah, listen to the non threatening music this semester showman.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
I gotta be fun, fun with it.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
No show.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
And you know it wasn't til I walked in this morning,
Morgan and I. I apologize to you because I saw
a text that you sent me yesterday.

Speaker 21 (56:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
I was wondering if you got my tex I did.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I meant to reply back to you. I'm sorry. Okay, well,
so this this is the this is the text I
got from her yesterday. I says, can we put my
feet behind a paywall? Blur them for YouTube? Mena said
he can set it up. Oh yeah, I said.

Speaker 10 (56:25):
This is not my call because she wants to maximize
this situation to you know, get closer to her goal
of getting a nose job, and she would likes, you know,
to have the feet in full display on only fans
for all the foot freaks out there.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
So she can wait a minute, what if I think,
I think, yes, like we can do something with that,
because we've been saying like why not, why wouldn't you
Greg said, I why not? Why wouldn't have you put
your money on the tap? You have the only fans account, right,
you still have it? Like, why wouldn't you have put
pictures of your feet already on OnlyFans because you already

(57:03):
got the account.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
But I haven't used this since twenty twenty doing something
like legos that's going to get people.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
And she says, I'll only take twenty percent, Like what
are you?

Speaker 5 (57:12):
What are we going to do at the moment that
was trying to be incentive for you guys, Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
No, I don't want your money.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
I'll try to give you Monke does.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
We'll try to give you money. No, it has nothing
to do with me. I think you should do it
now you have the wheel behind you. It's anywhere from
I think twenty five bucks all the way up to
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
And there's one that says wildcard. What are we I
get to choose the amount there?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
I think I think the wild card was a spin again, Okay,
I think yeah, because the numbers that are on there
we use for something else, right, and then we just
applied it to what we're doing here. So we'll make
that like a spin again.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Okay, all right? Or ten thousand okay, right.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Yeah yeah, or ten you know this comes out of
my pocket. Yeah, so okay, okay, all right, here we go.
All right, she did the lego cold walk, spin that thing.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Make money.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
It's sitting around and slowing down. It just landed on
one thousand.

Speaker 21 (58:09):
Dollars left such a week. Yeah, it kind of did it.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Well, yeah, thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Bring them out again. We do this every hour.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
We'll be right, we'll be right, We'll be right back.
It's a show. So how about a story involving a
fun accent? I mean, not only do we have a
story involving a fun accent. It's from Australia, our favorite accent.

(58:52):
That's where some mysterious balls have been washing up on shore.
Several beaches have been forced to close and upon analysis
they contain saturated fatty acids eat coali and fecal bacteria.
Oh god, now this is a clip I have here

(59:12):
from nine News Australia with their report on the issue
of all these balls washing up and they they're having
the best time. They can't stop using the word balls
of course in their report. Thank at these balls at
the talk of the town.

Speaker 22 (59:29):
Day in the Mystery of the Bulls on the Sand
enters a new chapter. I just wanted to ask you,
did you see any balls down there this morning?

Speaker 13 (59:37):
No?

Speaker 5 (59:37):
I didn't see any balls. The water was nice. Have
you seen any balls on the beach this morning?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
No? Not yet.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
You keep your right and let me know if you
see any balls.

Speaker 22 (59:44):
Okay, I personally haven't seen any balls out here on
the beach.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
So now there's a new mystery, the disappearing balls. Ai. Yeah,
somebody ball. We love Australia too. By the way, one
of these days we got a you're like a trip
down under? Yeah? Yeah, listen is how's your pie?

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
The how's your pie? Fly away? I've been there once
and it was pretty cool.

Speaker 10 (01:00:09):
We have our friends at Fiji Airways.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Yeah, let's do it, but we have to make it
stop in Fiji. Yah to Australia via Fiji. So we
have to stop in Fiji first, if you say we
have to. If we have to do that eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie, send us a text over to
to to how's your bowls? Show well. Continuing on with

(01:00:35):
our comprehensive coverage of the a v NS the Adult
Video News Awards. Morgan who was in here whether it's
this morning?

Speaker 21 (01:00:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Always and yeah she was at the a v NS
as well. You met us? Did you fart?

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Are you covering your nose?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Oh? Yeah, I do that too, because.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Look at you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I'm as bad ass.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Oh just because I have a fever, Like, come on,
do you have what's a man up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Do you have an actual fever?

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
It's only one hundred though, or it was when I was.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
The rule that what do you keep saying? If you
have a fever?

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Who else is going to do my job?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
We'll figure it out. Are you do you have a fever?

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
I mean I haven't checked in a while, but I did.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Do you need a I got.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
I've been taking day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Quill loose pills in my pocket. Get the cowbo sound
lucas syphilis? No, she got the avian flu. I was
getting that.

Speaker 10 (01:01:35):
Yeah, but no, But like people in office drugs, then
there's round of sickness.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
They've been taking out hardy strap.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
No virus.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
That's weird. That's nice. Closed area anyway, bush or bear.
So what were your impressions of of the Porn Awards.
Was it what you thought it was going to be
because your first time there it was.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
And I wasn't approved to go to the awards, and
I wasn't going to pay for a ticket to go,
so I only went to the Expo Park, which is fine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
I thought you had like a friend who was like
a porn check or something. No, GRP.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Well she took her husband.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Yeah, well, butcher Bear. We've played this a number of
times here on the show, So Morgan, we'll go different places.

Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
She was.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
She was in the lobby of her apartment building. Yeah,
I'm talking to people there. She's been out in other
places asking women different questions. And then the last question
is always bush or bear. We have to try to
guess are they rocking a bush or is it hardwood
floors down there? That we did say for the purpose
of the game. Bush means any kind of pubes down there, anything,
especially with these ladies whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
And this first person is who Okay, first one's Daddy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
May, Daddy May all right? Bush or bear? Questions?

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
What's your name?

Speaker 18 (01:02:45):
I am Daddy May soon to be me La May.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
If you could change anything about yourself, is there anything
you would change.

Speaker 18 (01:02:50):
My eye color? I am a fraud. These are not
my eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
I'm a fraud.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
What color of your actual life?

Speaker 17 (01:02:57):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Yeah yeah, what's an app salute deal breaker in a
relationship for you someone.

Speaker 20 (01:03:03):
Who lacks emotional intelligence, you know, like it's one thing
to physically be there, but like if I'm going to
do something and you can't calm me down or you
can't center me, like what are you really?

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
Which is your earliest memory?

Speaker 18 (01:03:16):
Oh my god, My earliest memory.

Speaker 20 (01:03:18):
Has to be I almost set my house on fire
as a kid. And it was because I had like
a paper towel and I put it on the candle
because I'm a kid out I'm like, oh, what we'll do?
And it just like it was so quick and it
started climbing so quick, and I threw it. I threw
it at my uncle who was sleeping on the couch.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
She was nuts, totally normal, Right.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
If an adult can't calm me another adult down, then
what are they good for? Like, bitch, calm yourself down.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
She's a she's a firebug. Where they have firebug dog
emotional basket case? What will this do?

Speaker 20 (01:03:53):
Like almost at his face? He woke the Oh my god,
it was still bad. I didn't get in trouble, heed it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
And the laugh, that's the laugh of a crazy person.
I have my answer.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Okay, what's your biggest quirk?

Speaker 18 (01:04:06):
I like making paper cups?

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
What do you mean?

Speaker 20 (01:04:10):
Like, oh yeah, over got me and stuff. I can't
make paper cups and I just I do that with
receipts I do with napkins. I literally give me like
a piece of paper and that's what I will do
with it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
And the foot stuff is hot, it's hot. Do you
make a lot of money just from feet stuff?

Speaker 7 (01:04:23):
Like?

Speaker 18 (01:04:23):
Yes?

Speaker 20 (01:04:24):
Like honestly, like my feet are my biggest sellers and
I love my ass more and it pisses me off.

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
How often do you get a pedicure every week?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:04:33):
I gotta fride different colors.

Speaker 20 (01:04:34):
I'm a French tip girls, so like the friendships are
different colors every week and it's so cute.

Speaker 5 (01:04:38):
Okay, well, last question for you down below? Are you
Bush or Bear?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Okay, Medice, you said you were already locked in on
this one. What you guess first? Totally?

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Bear?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Totally Bare? Easy?

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
Agree? I think Bear.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Yeah, this chick is super high maintenance, which again, weekly pedicures, friend.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Tips, keep it clean.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Tell me that she does all that and then doesn't
know that's why. I'm thinking there's some kind of like
landing design. Yeah, like like you know, maybe shaved into
a HER's that may have happened at one point, something
like if you're always going after it, it takes a
while to throw that back. I'm going mega Bear, Mega Bear.

Speaker 14 (01:05:11):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
You guys convinced me Bear.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
All right, So I'm on Bush Island, Yeah your favorite?
All right, daddy, may let's find out down below.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Are you Bush or Bear Bear?

Speaker 20 (01:05:21):
I respect the Bush though, especially like when they have
like the designs.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Oh my god, it's so cool. One of my coworkers
she uses like a stencil so like for Christmas. She
did like the stencil of a Christmas tree with her hair.

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
I love that for her.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Yeah, I don't get that. That's what you told us.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
Yeah, no one did not.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
It's been a thing, that's what Moran said. You were
talking about, Sammy.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
Yeah, it has been pushing this weird lie for like ever,
and I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
It's so strange. It just comes up when I'm talking
to these ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I thought you were like sitting on the couch watching
like Hallmark movies, like shaving a Christmas tree into yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
It's definitely a conversation at one point.

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
That had nothing to do with me until you started
saying I just think it's weird because the thing is
that nobody knows it's not true, and Morgan just says
it it is.

Speaker 5 (01:06:10):
It's so Samy Marino. Jeez, wow, I won't do it
for the next time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
So trapnel all right, Bush or Bear. This next person
is Cat Marie.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
All right, tell me your name.

Speaker 18 (01:06:24):
I am Cat Marie.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
How long have you been in the industry?

Speaker 18 (01:06:27):
Over ten years? On the amateur side of things. I've
produced my own content, but I just went pro about
a year and a half ago.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
How long is a normal workday for you when you're
doing a shoot.

Speaker 18 (01:06:38):
The shortest shoot I've had has been like four hours,
and then I've been on side for nine before as well.
So they treat you like royalty. It's it's not like
it used to be at all.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
If you could participate in one historical event that's happened
in the world, which one would it be.

Speaker 18 (01:06:54):
Oh, I don't know if it's historical, but I absolutely
love Princes Diana and the moment that she stepped out
in her revenge dress, like I would have just wanted
to see that, the empowerment, like the smile on her face,
the just the power of it all.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
What's your love language?

Speaker 18 (01:07:12):
It is definitely words of affirmation. I love to be
told them A good girl.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Boy unlocked in Oh boy. I didn't even know there
was such a thing as the revenge dress. Oh yeah,
I heard about it. I'm looking it up. It's some
black things she wore with some giant choker. Yeah yeah,
in the royal world. You know how you were bagging
me and I'm all hot. I'm still hot.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
What's your favorite quote?

Speaker 18 (01:07:41):
God, there's so many. I don't care what you think
of me. I don't think about you at all.

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
According to you, is there anything too serious to be
joked about?

Speaker 18 (01:07:49):
I think you know, women's choice on their bodies is
probably not something we should be joking about. And the
poverty of other third world countries, like I don't like
to see that one I mine, it's just kind of iggy.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
And one last question for you down below, are you bush.

Speaker 6 (01:08:04):
Or bear no sea beast? What's your favorite third world
country joke? Well, there's those, all the Ethiopia.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Jokes from the eighties that are oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
Yeah, Oh well, we had one it's not third world.
The Tony Hitchcliff joke he got in trouble for with
Puerto Rico. That's not third world necessarily. See what's a
good third good third world country joke? Think about that
while while we're going around the room here, all right,
so on on Kat Marie Bush or Bear this time
we'll start with Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
I'm also going Bear again.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Bear. Yeah, just getting that vibe. Okay, Uh, Gina Gran.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
I think she kind of was like a little more
feminist and maybe kind of environmentally attuned. So I'm going Bush.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
I just said like words of affirmation. Yeah, that's like
a you know, total like hippie dippy but you're right
on that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
And then she starts talking about world affairs and things
like that.

Speaker 10 (01:08:55):
Yeah, all those and blessed Like her thing is something
from the eighties, So it's eighties Bush, Oh, eighties Bush.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Yeah, I'm not even thinking about you know, it's Diana. Yeah,
I mean the Princess Diana thing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
But then, as I know, you're gonna get slanted on this.
The Revenge dress technically was ninety four. That was after,
of course she had already done to you know, Charles
has been cheating on her. I'm not saying she's got
like hairy armpits and legs and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
But uh something, Sammy, what do.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
You think I think? Bear?

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Bear?

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Yeah, I'm going I'm going bush again, right, words of affirmation,
going bush, third world country joke?

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
Yes, please, I like my coffee like I like my
wives in a third world country at a reasonable price.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Who all right, here's kat Marie down below.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
Are you bush or bear?

Speaker 18 (01:09:43):
Definitely a bush?

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
It's bad you've always been team Bush.

Speaker 18 (01:09:46):
Yeah. Yeah, it's been different styles, you know, different shapes
here and there. But and I shave occasionally, but I
mostly keep it, keep it buzzy.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
So different shapes that do you mean like landing strip
or you or do you get cre Yeah?

Speaker 18 (01:10:00):
Sometimes it's been a heart, it's been a triangle like
it just depends. The boys love to rub their nose
in it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Oh interesting around Christmas? Maybe a Christmas tree. And you're
not watching Hallmark movies.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
I don't know someone that does that though, No, you
sure don't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
You sure don't. Let's get another one. This is a
Van Awards. The Oscars have porn the busher bear round.
This is Lee Gotti.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
All right, what's your name?

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Lea Gotty?

Speaker 11 (01:10:27):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Hey, can't help notice you're pregnant? You have any content
with your belly?

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
I got pregnant at work. That's got to happen, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
I think there are people that are into that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
I'm saying, but they get pregnant the job.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
I saw this porn on one time about that and
about women who were like would breastfeed dudes. And it
was called lactose and tolerant.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Oh, so I know people do this all right.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
What's your name, liah Gotty?

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Hey, can't help notice your pregnant? Do you have any
common with your belly?

Speaker 7 (01:11:01):
So?

Speaker 14 (01:11:01):
I don't shoot like sex while pregnant, but I do
like nude artsy stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to tell
someone that I don't want to be their friend anymore? Yeah, No,
they take it usually people just take it pretty bad.
To relieve, you just gotta lay it.

Speaker 14 (01:11:20):
Sorry, I don't like you because of this, this and this,
I can't be your friend anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:11:23):
Just tell him straight up, what's the best decision you
ever made? Marrying my husband?

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
He's right next to her, smiling.

Speaker 13 (01:11:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
How does it feel having your husband here with all
your you know, fans trying to take pictures with you
as ever get weird. No, I wouldn't be able to
do it.

Speaker 14 (01:11:39):
Like if he wasn't here, it's like a security blanket,
Like I feel anxious, like if I'm like.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Alone, what's your biggest fear letting my kids down?

Speaker 13 (01:11:48):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Kids plural?

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:11:56):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Get ready, get ready for that conversation some point at school.
Is she talking about semen or like actual kids?

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
Actual? I mean we'll get to it. She already has kids.
I do a good job. So do they know what
kind of work you do?

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
No?

Speaker 14 (01:12:10):
So I mean, like my kids know that I'm a model,
and I feel like once they get older, like probably
like sixteen ish, I'll have conversations.

Speaker 18 (01:12:16):
Of like more what I do, because that's whenever, or
maybe younger.

Speaker 14 (01:12:19):
I don't know, like fourteen or fifteen, because kids will
start exploring. So you gotta kind of like prepare them,
like really monitor internet usage and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Good luck. Hey, mommy, remember when you used to say
to her model, was it vogue or was it stuff?
People and everybody has the best of intentions too, But
we were all kids and we were looking at stuff
through scrambled cable. Now, kids, they you know what what
was the line from Jurassic Park? Nature finds a way
you have to find good luck?

Speaker 14 (01:12:49):
And my daughter knows, like my oldest daughter knows that
I work for adults. Like the content I make is
for grown ups only. I don't like talk to her
like she's stupid?

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
How old is her daughter?

Speaker 14 (01:12:59):
I have a seven year old and I have a
three year old, so you know, keeping an age appropriate conversation, right?

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Do you believe in an afterlife? There better be something?
Because like what now are you doing all this work?

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Hopefully there's a heaven.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
I'm going are you Bush or Bear?

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Yeah, he'll be there. I'm in porn for for heaven. Yeah, yeah,
I heard, I heard God loves porn. Actually, big fan?
You bet being friends with this lady?

Speaker 21 (01:13:25):
H yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
She like how do they take it when they say
when you say you don't want to be the friend?

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Relieved? Have big exhale. I always question the guys who
end up in relationships or in this case married to
somebody who does porn or even like a stripper. Yeah,
like I understand quote dating more hanging out like casual,
you know, just like slam buddies. So, yeah, does she
Because some people only make porn with their partner husband.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
She only does girl and girls since she's been with him.
This is actually my friend. Oh, this is my good friend.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
So if she said to you, like Morgan, I don't
want to be your friend anymore, you would be hurt
because she's a normal person.

Speaker 5 (01:14:06):
I don't think I would be hurt. No, because I'm
kind of the same way. Okay, pretty picking.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
But she doesn't go around telling people they don't know.
She doesn't want to be their front.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
No, okay, all right, have you seen her badge area,
like in person? Okay, she would have to ask her.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
We can verify this, I mean, yeah, you can look
it up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Well, here's the thing. Pregnancy definitely complicates this. Yeah, yeah, agreed,
I'm saying bush.

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Yeah, bush on account of pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
So she said something in the very beginning. It was
like she's earthy. She said something like that. I forget
the word she used. Maybe it was her I don't
remember exactly what it was, but yeah, she said. Now
she said something towards me. I'm gonna I'm going bush
on this one. Yeah, yeah, menace, I'm going bare.

Speaker 8 (01:14:47):
Also, like modeling, doing artsy modeling as a pregnant woman, artsy,
that's what she said, Yeah, artsy, But that to me
seems like a clean shaven sort of job, or like
wax or something, you know, like the black and white photo.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
I gotta ask, do you do this the waxing salons
offer that service to pregnant women or they just say, hey,
I'm not I'm not touching it while that's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
No, they'll do it.

Speaker 13 (01:15:10):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Yeah, I don't know why they wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
I think some women prepare before they go into want
to rip it out the way because I don't want
to go in there looking all like disheveled, right, you know,
they want to clean and tight. Every guys showed the
nurses and she has a.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Husband to help her out with that kind of thing.
I'm going to say, bear bear, husband's help out with that. Yes,
I've heard, I have heard of husbands shaving their wives.
Oh boy, I know I was shocked too.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
I wouldn't do that. I mean maybe I would, I'd
be maybe i'd be too worried about Yeah, yeah, exactly,
all right. So Leah got a bush or bear?

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
Are you bush or bear?

Speaker 14 (01:15:45):
So I mean normally Bush, but I'm Bear right now
because like I get really sweaty because I'm pregnant. More
hair down there, the more hot it is. I don't
really want to have a stinky bush.

Speaker 5 (01:15:59):
I like let it grow.

Speaker 18 (01:16:00):
And he's getting pretty hard where I can't see it,
so soon.

Speaker 14 (01:16:01):
I'm gonna have to start getting at wex. Like I'm
sitting really awkward in the bathup like just like, oh,
please don't cut the.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Cloth, like, oh God, shave.

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
Nice visible for your morning.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Yeah, normally The Wooden Show continuing on a couple more
for Bush or Bear from the A v and Awards,
the Porn Awards in Vegas, where Morgan and seed Baths
both were, And so this is where Morgan is talking
to a couple of the ladies they're at the A
v NS and ask him just a series of questions,

(01:16:38):
the last one being Bush or Bear. Here's somebody named Raven.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
What's your name?

Speaker 11 (01:16:43):
Ravid Ruby Rose?

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
How much money do you make with your feet?

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
A lot?

Speaker 11 (01:16:46):
Oh yeah, they clebling of one hundred dollars for a
fee video maybe ten minutes playing with my feet, trying
to make them look sexy, putting lotion on them.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
What's one thing that you're super proud of accomplishing.

Speaker 11 (01:16:58):
I'm proud that I became a successful cam model.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
What did you do before?

Speaker 11 (01:17:02):
I worked as a cancer researcher for.

Speaker 13 (01:17:07):
The model.

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Yeah, model cam model.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
It's like a can cancer research.

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
There's actually women live stream there's a whole My Free
Cams is a a big sponsor. They have like dozens
of girls. Now they can't take their clothes off, but
they're live streaming from the a v MS.

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
Mm hmm, okay, you might have been live streaming when
I was talking to do.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
They still do that thing where like you could live
in a house that's just like a cam house.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
Looks like a warehouse that they look like bedrooms because
try to switch. Yeah, it definitely is.

Speaker 11 (01:17:40):
This is a lot of fun, though more fun than
cancer research.

Speaker 13 (01:17:43):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
Absolutely. What's the most difficult thing you've ever had to
tell someone?

Speaker 11 (01:17:48):
Sometimes people ask for something unusual, like they'll say, can
you do a video show with me.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
While you're pooping or something like that.

Speaker 11 (01:17:59):
I'm not gonna do a play show or anything, so
I'm maybe telling him no to the poop show.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
What's your earliest memory.

Speaker 11 (01:18:10):
In life in general? Probably maybe when I lived in
North Carolina, just living there and being younger playing something
like that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Yeah, do you think there's anything too serious to be
joked about?

Speaker 11 (01:18:24):
I don't get offended easily, so I let people be
themselves and say whatever they want to say. I don't
want people to feel like they're walking on eggshells.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
So do you believe in an afterlife? Maybe?

Speaker 11 (01:18:35):
I'm kind of just generally spiritual. I like listen to
meditations and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
What makes you feel vulnerable?

Speaker 11 (01:18:43):
Well, being naked doesn't really make me feel that vulnerable.
Since I'm naked all the time doing this. Maybe if
someone comes up to me and starts making out with
me while I'm here, that would make me feel Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Would hate that really.

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
Yesterday A right, last question for you? Are you bush
or bear?

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Like? Just randomly someone's gonna walk up? Don't do that?

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
Someone did it to her at the expo.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Well, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 6 (01:19:09):
Guys, you know you have to have to sign away,
but when you when you go into the expo, every
single person has to sign something say I'm not going
to molest the girls.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
I don't think every guy. I can't whatever I want
to buy, How m should she hate money, Greg, that
she will not do shows where she's pooping easy taking
one hundred dollars eighty ten minutes for the flip video
and make money doing what you're doing already. Yeah, all right,
last one, Bush or Bear? What do you think? Greg?

(01:19:37):
Say Bush? The what I got from her voice is
that she's sloppy and lazy. Yeah, she sounds.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
It kind of sounds special.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Yeah, she sounds very slow and sloppy. It takes all kinds.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
She's a cancer researcher.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Yeah, but that was the Yeah, I will say Bear
on this one. I'm getting Bear. And I thought maybe
because the medical thing, like the beginning scrubbed, scrubbing or whatever,
like if you're in the lab, you know, like that's
our old life, that's I'm going. I'm going Bush. Yeah.
She went from like lab clean to just like in
the streets filthy.

Speaker 7 (01:20:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
I've talked about spirituality and stuff. Yeah, all right, Sammy,
I think Bear Beard, Bush with a design, Bush with
a design. All right, let's find out. Raven Ruby Rose,
are you Bush or Bear? I'm Bear right now.

Speaker 11 (01:20:31):
But I had a huge bush before I came here,
So I shaved that. Mom was like shaved that effing bush.
I sent my mom a picture of my bush and
she's like, you better shave that before aban and so
I was debating on one of them for the bush
or shave, but I noticed saw the role. So I
was like, don't have your bush showing in a bikinism Like, okay,
I'll shave it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
So your mom is the one that convinced you to share.
I was like, please shave that.

Speaker 11 (01:20:52):
It was like huge, I have like a black bush,
like I'm dark hair, huge blackbush. And I was just
doing it to be goofy when I was dreaming, like bush, like.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
You send pictures like that's your mom a lot.

Speaker 11 (01:21:04):
Yeah, my mom knows I'm I can't model, and she's
watching me work and stuff, and she's really supportive.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Trying to give it to Greg on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Yeah, she sloppy and she said huge bush.

Speaker 13 (01:21:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Also, you better not disappoint the family and shave that bush.

Speaker 11 (01:21:19):
Tell her.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
But she also said right now that she's That's why
I was asking about that last one because by the rules,
it bears the correct answer. Yeah, but only because she
knew that she had to wear a bikini. Yeah, it
was disgusting.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
See I would think like like maybe if you're a
little uptight, like you're fine showing your booze, but you're
a little uptight about showing down below, like you would
have a bush because it would like cover up more
like you couldn't see like your you know, lips and stuff, right,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
But Sammy, have you'all ever sent a picture of your
vagina to your mom?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
No, it's your mom.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
I can't say that I ever had.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
I got the cutest design. You should see it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
What do you think about Playboy mony?

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Yeah? Mom, this one's complicated. It's a cork screw. There
you go, there's a bush or bear?

Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Thank you Morgan. Of course, we're gonna take a quick
break more what he shows next? Hang up next show?
All right, Menace has something for us. There's an audio
clip we're going to play here, and the question is
what what is happening?

Speaker 7 (01:22:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
What is happening? I found this piece of audio and
I want you to guess what is going on with
this guy? Okay, so what's happening in this clip? What
is happening here?

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Dream?

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
He's so high? Oh my god, let's see.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Let's see what's the pool?

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
What's the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
Oh god, how you feel?

Speaker 7 (01:22:48):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
Yes, my god.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Okay, so there's clearly some kind of like relief.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
I have a guess because I heard one keyword that
you did I recognized from dumb crap I have to
watch with my kids.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
So there's a lot of young and stupid language going on.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
Yeah, Menace, tell me if if the word what's if
the phrase what's the poll? Is meaningful?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Yes, I have a guess. I have a guess. Okay,
what is your guess? He found some sort of rare card,
like a sports card or a Pokemon card or a
poll because they say that, yeah, like when you get
a pack of cards, Yeah, that you don't know what's there?

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Board, that's that's the term, right, Like when you get
like a pack of cards and you pull uh whatever?
Yeah that pikachuu? Yeah what'd you pull? Did you pull
a hollow? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
Okay, I am one hundred percent biased because this is
the world I live in. Unfortunately, this has to be
a grown man who pulled a rare Pokemon card.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
No, I was going to say because of the stuff
that Menace likes about, like the foot Show and some
of those other things, like this is something being pulled
out of this guy, like some kind of like what
they call it a botfly, or like I saw something
they were pulling out of this kid's nose on a
video recently, and it was like, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Too long, I think they're literally pulling something out of him.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Yes, I'll bring the part of the audio he goes,
this is the best day of my life.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
Right well, to get that out of your body would
be a pretty good day.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
I think.

Speaker 6 (01:24:26):
I think that doesn't happen with kids these young I'm
gonna guess based on topical recency stuff. Is this the
little kid that found the Paul Skins rookie card? Oh okay,
I like stud is way too old to be too old.

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
I thought it was like some kind of raffle something
of like you want a car.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
One more time dream? He's so high. Oh my god,
let's see. Let's see what's the pool?

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
What's a pool?

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Oh god, oh god, how you feel?

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Oh my god?

Speaker 18 (01:25:06):
Yes, my god.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
We could have found the Paul Skins cards eleven. So
he's eleven. I hit perty early, all right, man's what
is it?

Speaker 6 (01:25:15):
You're so close? But he was playing Pokemon Go Digital Pokemon,
so he didn't pull up actual physical card. No, is
this where you're like, yeah, virtual.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Digital the best day of his life.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
My kid turns out to be one of these dudes
and he's so disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Yeah, he got he got a very very very rare
of digital pokemon.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
So and can he sell it to somebody and are
valued to a board?

Speaker 16 (01:25:48):
Actually, I do believe you can trade and sell those
on their apps. So yes, like digital currency.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Of some kind.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Wow, yeah weird. I was on the right track. You go,
what is happening here? Grown man freaking out? I'm having
a morgasm.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
His friends seem into it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
They're excited to Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (01:26:06):
We'll be right back.