The Woody Show May 30th 2025 Podcast

What Did You Try Once That Wasn't For You?, Friday Fail Stories, Agree or Disagree and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well today it is let's see what is today's date?
May thirtieth?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yere you go there it is. That's not the headline.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
The headline today is that today is Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh yeah, it is Friday morning. We are the Woody Show.
We are on board the.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Disney wonder Yes, wonderful, wrapping up our week at sea,
our week in Alaska office with a view. Yes, a
lot to get to today. Thank you for being here.
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gordon.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Good morning, we got menace. What is up? There is
Gina Grenn.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
We've got Sammy on board with us. Everybody else back
at Woody Show headquarters ready for a Friday and getting
into the weekend. Well now we are official. Good right,
So Friday morning. If you want to get ahold of
us with a Friday, check in again. The phones they'll
be back next week when we're today with studio. You

(01:44):
can call on all you like. It is weird not
being able to take phone calls, but we see your
text messages that you're sending over to two to nine
eight seven Friday check Inn. Just tell us who you
are and the where around town you are, what you
got going on this weekend, any kind of exciting weekend plan? Anything?
Anyone you'd like to have us mentioned? Text on over
to two two nine eight seven. I'm assuming you're already
following us on social media and you've been seeing all

(02:05):
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Speaker 1 (02:15):
The keyword today is bored b O A r D.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
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Fun let's see coming up on the show today, we
got your Friday fail stories. As his tradition, we're gonna
have that for you. Also, who are you following? Because
Gina grad she's always following some interesting people. We've met

(02:40):
a couple of those people. And then Greg has somebody
new his feeds all jacked up.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, I got a question about that it doesn't work
for Greg. Yeah, oh it's working. I don't know why.
It's just like, why do are you show this? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
These what are these people?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Show up?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
So we got a round of a degree or disagree
and a bunch of other stuff too that we're gonna
get to some of the news for the morning into
the weekend as quickly as you can. Whatever we can
do to get through this part of the day and
into the weekend. That's what we're doing here on the
Woody Show. What a rough job this week now, I'll
be completely honest, like I am not the best when

(03:17):
outside of our normal element, we just don't have like
we don't have phones, we don't have a lot of
the technical aspects. So for the person I'm sitting here,
the person who's sitting here running all the controls all
morning when you don't have any control over ninety percent
of what you normally do, ye kind of a pen
ass when you're relying on internet and everything else. Kind
of paying the ass. But what a job, you know?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh, like I was, I was talking to one or
the other because they have some of the other radio
shows across the country that show.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Up for this thing.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
And it's like, yeah, you know what, there are worst jobs,
and said, yeah, we'll talk about those all the time. Right, Yeah,
we've had them. Yeah, we've been on a cruise. We've
been on a Disney cruise all week. And this is
quote work. Like Greg says, he has those moments every
once in a while, even when we're just sitting in
the in the studio where you're like, wow, this is
my job.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I get that feeling almost every day, which is a
great feeling.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
It is somebody's dumb enough to pay us for this.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh yeah right. The thing about this, I agree with
you one thousand percent. It's different because you know, the
Internet might be different. You might have printer when you're
not at headquarters. But I like the commute of a
twenty seven second wah. Yes, yeah, that has been the best.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
And it's what I always say to my kid when
it's something like this, I say, little sacrifice for big reward.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Now. So you know, we get up Burly to come
down and do the show. We're set up poets again
in Tiana's today, one of the restaurants here on board
the Disney Wonder, and you know we still get a Burly.
The ship is nice and quiet because everybody's on vacation.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
You know, yes, and maybe two people out and about.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
And my wife who was out. I'm not sure who
she went out with last night, but she didn't get
back into the cabin until late. She was out with
think with.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I think she was Men's wife. Oh, Tyler, she was
out with you guys.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, she was out with me and Nacho.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh oh really, yeah, dude, Mena's wife will go hard
in the paint.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
She does.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, so they were out. I don't know what time
they got back.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
I think I went to bed before were you because
you texted me and I woke up this morning to
your text.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh yeah, I went to bed super.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Super early too, because I was like, I want to
get a jump on today so we can. Yeah, we
got excursions that we're doing today. We're in Juno today,
by the way, more on on the excursions and the
different things that we're doing today. But I've taken a
little bit of pride and when you know, I wake
up to get myself together.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Like man, I am loud. Yeah, oh really, I.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Don't care that my wife is sleeping. That's her problem. Like, yo,
you got a free vacation. Yeah, some of us have
to work.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, we have to do that.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I mean, so, like, the hell if I'm gonna be
getting dressed in the dark and tiptoe around really yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh yeah. I've had the opposite experience. I'm in sharing
a room with you know, there's four grown men in
our room each day this week. They all said did did?
We thought maybe you were still sleeping. We didn't hear
you get up wed h I'm getting dressed by a
closet light.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, see, I did it. I did it the first
morning like that. The first morning this week that we
did that. I was like kind of tiptone around. I go,
wait a minute, what am I doing? Because it was
taking me so much longer. I'm like, I just need
to get dressed and get my stuff to get out
of here. So I'm like, forget it, you can go
back to bed. She's got nowhere to be.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
She wakes up close to the bathroom and do everything
in there.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
And then I thought back, I transported myself back to
when we're just normally at home, and it's like a
night that I've gone to bed early because we've had
a really crazy schedule during the week and meetings whatever,
or it's like a weekend and everybody else is just
going through like you know what they call bull a
china shop.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, they don't care.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
And I get and I get woken up, so I'm like,
you know what, forget it?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, we're.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Turning the lights on, We're getting dressed.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Isn't that One of the reasons you don't park in
your garage, which I don't approve of, is because it
makes noise in the morning.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Because my son's room is right above the garage. Yeah,
my son, I'll be concerned for the grown adults in
the building. They can figure it out. Now, what would
you say is the toughest job?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
So normal?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
By the numbers, they talked over two thousand people and
the number one answer firefighters. Yes, yeah, so our job
didn't even make the us two guys, it's having to
get dressed in the dark, and yeah, all these other
things we.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Don't run into fires, struggle huh.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Now the top ten all involved at least two of
these four things. They're physically demanding. Our job is not.
They have long hour hours, which, believe it or not,
Like if you're listening, and I know everybody thinks that
we work four hours and that's it. It's way more
than four hours. We work a full eight to ten
hour day every day and it's broken up throughout the day. Yeah,
involves high stake decisions. No, no, and there's an element

(07:29):
of danger depends bunch of challenge.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yeah, brutal challenge, brutal.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Do you know what I think probably wasn't fun the
day that they started having to deal with like medical
emergencies and like homeless people and things like that, because
you know, back in the day, firefighters they just dealt
with fires. But now, like when I see fire fighters
out in the wild, they're not really dealing with fires.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
They're dealing with you know, razy. Yeah, that's a really
good pointing. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
And there's actually different types of firefighters. So there are
paramedic firefighters that you can choose to also be paramedic or.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I want to sign up for that. Yeah, yeah, no,
I want to do the fire stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I was talking to a guy. Uh, He's like, oh,
I'm a helicopter pile.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Like, oh cool. He goes, I'm a helicopter pile for
l a fire and I'm like, rip, drop the red yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Drops water he does.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
So you're combining aviation and fire something.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
You'd be down there because they because they you know,
they'll rescue people too. Yeah, but a lot of times
it's just like they go and they fill up with
some water and they fly over fire and dropping on there.
But they're doing these like crazy maneuvers, like these crazy
high bank angles and stuffing. It sounds I mean pretty
sounds cool. I don't know if i'd want that job.
I'd like to do a fly along.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh for sure, you would absolutely do that.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
That would be like really cool. Not in the fire
situation I'm saying, but just in general to see like
the maneuvers and things like that, they're not taking people,
they're fire. Have I ever done that with like the
police department?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I wanted to, of course I did it. Ride along.
It was I thought it was so cool. I was,
I don't know, maybe sixteen fifteen so all that.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Oh not like as a professional adult.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
No rest anybody, No, But we did have to go.
There was a breaking and entering at the local community
center or some rec center type thing, and they did
that thing where when you drive in at night, they
just pushed this one button. It disables the brake lights,
the dashboard lights. Driving it hitched the pitch blackness. It
was cool. And then he said stay here, and then
he went into the building by himself and I'm just

(09:38):
sitting in the squad car while he checked it out.
You check out his shaka totally. I fired it a
few times.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
The rest of the top tens of firefighter number one
toughest job construction worker number two. Again physical demanding, long hour,
high stake decisions. I mean, it is very dangerous. There's
that element of danger a member of the military, which
I would have put a construction worker that number one.
What's number four?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Doctor? What mega high stakes hours?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I hate that.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I'm on a four day you know, bender right, yeah,
please don't operate on I know of all fields doctors.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Doctors love to tell you that kind of stuff, and
then you talk to nurses and it turns out that
the doctors really don't do that.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
I mean, how often when you go to the hospital
that you talk to the doctor the.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Seconds or when you go to the dentists, like the
high genist does all the waver they you know, and
then the dentist comes in, he does, well, take a
walk care, I'm good, and then he's out.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
The nurses are in the trench.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
They're the ones that do everything. Uh see please officer
number five, paramedic at number six. Sure, astronaut at number seven.
Listing is bizarre.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Why what's uh? Don't you feel like astronaut would be
higher up on the list than doctor?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Not a lot of people are going up there, but
you are.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
They might not be coming back.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Don't tell Katie Perry that farmer at number eight. Air
traffic controller at number nine, that dream, that's the high stress. Yeah.
I heard a air traffic controller just yelling at this dude.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Last week.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
There was a dude who was trying to get his
spot in the pattern for you know, to get into
the land, and he completely missed an instruction from air
traffic control and he read back the wrong thing and
he goes the air traffick goes, nope, you got that wrong.
It's heading a bab blah blah blah blah and x
y z. The guy goes, all right, and this guy's

(11:24):
flying a corporate jet by the way, all right, He
goes all right, blah blah blah blah blah something something
six to five and he goes no, once again, listen
to what I'm saying please, and then he gave me
the instruction again.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Finally got it.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Air traffic controller moves on to the next guy to
give the next plane instruction. The old guy in the
plane who keeps messing up the instructions reply to that one,
and the air traffic control guy lose it. He goes,
I'm not talking to you. Oh no, him over the plane,
I'm not talking to you. I will be with you
when we are ready. Oh wow, great, Gary, I forgot.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
You really need to talk to our buddy Tyler because
he's super obsessed with aviation disasters.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
You watch that show.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Yeah, there's a show on Paramount Plus. It's all about
a airplane accident. Yeah, every episode at least twice.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Air traffic controller on the list of the toughest jobs
oil worker at number ten.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
You've heard about. Yeah, we're gonna take a quick break.
We're gonna come back.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
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Speaker 2 (12:44):
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Speaker 1 (12:47):
It is Friday morning, Friday, Good Joy, Yeah, May five songs.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
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Speaker 1 (13:16):
Thank you for being here on Moody.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's Greg Goring Hoy we got Menace Hi a lot
about social media here. In a second, I want to
talk about Greg and his weird social media phase. I
don't know what he's doing with his algorithm, but hopefully
you're following us on social media. At the Woody Show,
there's Gina Grant, Sammy is here. We got dumbass Tyler
d A T in the building with all the technical stuff,

(13:40):
which has been great helping us get on the air
from the Disney Wonder all this week. Everybody back at
Woody Show headquarters. Bort Menji, we got Morgan, we got Vaughan.
The only person who's truly truly on vacation this week
is Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Now, he said he was working on a couple of
quote projects. God knows what that is.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh yeah, I'm sure they're totally normal to see him.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh yeah, Medicine is saying about how much he was
missing Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
In your morning chats. Well also just like talk.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
Yeah, we had some dizzy people ask me because they
saw the social media comments and people stop doing this.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
They're like, we're Sea Bass.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
I'm like, oh yeah, and then we're so the dizzy
people were like, oh, you know, people feel bad that
Sea Bass isn't here.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
They don't, they don't, they're messing around. Don't worry about it.
I don't know if they're messing around. Yeah, there's so
many people that work on the show, right, And yes,
I don't want to that's not that we're also just
to show that does bring in like doesn't matter what
department of the show or what you do on the show,
we bring you into the conversation. So it's not just
like the four of Us men's Gina Greg like, we

(14:44):
bring in producers, and producers are chiming in and audio
people are chiming in vond who does video.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
You know, they have to put other passengers on the ship, right,
Sometimes there's only a certain amount of opportunity, and so
it's the key principal, you know, members of the show
and then maybe a producer sharing rooms.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Right, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
But I don't know about you, Menace.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
When I go on my balcony at night and I
look up at the moon, I go, I wonder if
SeaBASS is looking at the same mood.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Right.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
My point is like nobody from the show is being
excluded screwed over or excluded or whatever.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, Like we just didn't sit here and decide, like
you know, you know who are not?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Right? Yeah, if you.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Morgan or like sometimes we'll have like a picture of
something that has like the cartoon characters. Well where's Morgan?
Where's Like? Oh my god, you guys give us a
follow on social media at the Waitoy Show. I want
to get to uh to Gregg's weird social media feed.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, maybe Menace can enlighten me on how this works. Yes,
I have varied interests, but I'm honest to God have
zero interest in alligators and crocodiles. I don't care about
them at all. I like poppies, I like dogs, I
like uh, interior decorating, I like real estate. I don't

(16:02):
care about crocodiles or alligators. I have not looked for them.
I have not asked for them. I have not searched
for them. I have not inquired about this on Instagram. Right, yeah,
I can tell you what happened. Go ahead. And then
so lately my feed is, oh, look at that innocent animal. Oh,
boom killed by an alligator. Look a look at this
old lady walking her little dog in Florida. There comes

(16:26):
an alligator. Uh you know, look at this uh you
know African safari. Oh, it's a will to the beast
taking a sip of water to boom dead.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
My favorite alligator video right now that it keeps popping
up is this guy and he's in the lagoon and
he's holding this this alligator under his belly. So the
alligator is like not on his back or it's just
it's floating, but he's got his hands under his belly
and his face is like right in the face of
this of this alligator, right and give them kisses and

(16:59):
and but he is saying that stuff that we have
always said, like, all right, guys, here's the thing. This
alligator has no affection toward me. It's not not attacking
me because it has like this idea that we're buddies
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
He goes.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
No, he goes, I just know what to do and
what not to do, how to be and how not to.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Be around this animal.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
This animal, he goes, and people are like, it's kind
of like my wife, right, you can act a certain
way around it and you're gonna be just fine. He goes,
But you know what, you know what you don't see
me doing. He goes, Look, I can do that, but
you know you don't see me doing you don't seem
to doing. And he puts like two fingers in a
certain spot right in front of it. It's like snout and
the thing all of a sudden, which was being really

(17:40):
cool and really chill, all of a sudden he goes.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
Back.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, and it goes right back to being like docile, right,
And he goes, that's why I don't do that. He goes, So,
it's not because it loves me. It's not because it
has any kind of affection towards me. It just I
know what to do and what not to do, and
I'm like, see, there we go. You get these people
to go to national parks and they think, oh, I'm
gonna get up closing get is.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Self bear, or like oh look look they'll go the bear.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
It doesn't work that way, look at the most But Greg,
the reason that that's I think that those things are
popping up because you follow someone like me. I like,
or I will share a video like the one I
just told you about, and so because you and I
are like, you are linked in by following, it'll suggest
to your friends other things that your friends are liking.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
But I mean, also, we talk about these stories in
the studio. The microphone is on on your phone. It
is listening, guys, right.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, it definitely is. But it just seems like a
disproportional amount of You didn't at least watch one because
you just explained them, so.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
You know it by accident.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I probably did, yes, well, but I didn't if you
watch it though, right, But I'm just saying that it's
not like I mentioned real estate, and I can see
a lot of stuff like that, but I'm seeing even
more alligators and it's disproportional so which one.

Speaker 9 (19:06):
Of you is is doing videos?

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Because I'm getting these of people like pulling apart like
fur on like some sort of animal, and like tweezing
like a bug off of it.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
Because I'm getting a lot I've been Okay, so I've
been watching. I've been into these, and I honestly can't
even tell if it's AI or not, but I can't
stop watching it where it's like animals, sea creatures and
stuff that have these things stuck to them. They look
hard and then they'll spray it off barnacles and they'll
spray it all off.

Speaker 9 (19:36):
I can't stop watching those thing my feed, and I
always watch the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
And I think those are AI, the ones that you're
specifically talking about.

Speaker 9 (19:45):
Yeah, they are because it says AI on it. And
I still am like, oh but I'm loving this, like
it's so satisfying.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Thank you, because now I'm getting like tweezing ticks off
of koalas.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, sick my favorites. I have not seen ones.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Oh yeah type in botfly, but type of botfly removal
on your Instagram?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Ye? Do it? Yeah, do it on your Instagram, b ot.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
We'll make sure you're following us at the Woody Show
on Instagram or the social media platform of your choice.
One of the things that Gina is following is this, Uh, well,
that's the thing is I would normally turn my microphone
off of it. I don't have the ability to do that,
So you guys get to hear it for you. That's
how it's going to go. The subway takes.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yes, we've talked a little bit about this before, but man,
have I gone down the subway take rabbit hole? So
I picked some of the people giving some pretty hot takes,
and I want to see.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
If you guys agree or disagree with their takes.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yes, with their I think I've seen it. So are
these the people that are being interviewed like just a
random guy. They're literally this guy Rama, He's he's like
the host.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
You all take like a pass and he'll put a microphone,
he'll yes, exactly, a metro pass, the metro pass.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
He grabs a comedian or a sports person or somebody
kind of in the public eye and just says, what's
your take, and they just go off.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
So we have an agree or disagree. Yes, that will
be coming up next. We'll see how that goes. The
subway takes and if you have any like fun follows
on social media, not necessarily about botflies and alligators and
did you see it?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Lock vile.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
It's like pulling something the size of a caterpillar out
of like somebody's poor.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
That's what it looks like.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Indeed, right, they're really getting in.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
It doesn't even look like there be that much in there.
It looks like it may be like be like a
small like little pimple or whatever. And then just under
the skin they reach the tweezers in there and they
pull Look at Sammy, Look at her face. That is
like the size of a cataby.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Okay, here's the thing. This is disgusting, But isn't it
a little bit satisfied?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's it's fascinating. I can't I'd rather do so, I'd
die going Genus Subway takes.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Agree or disagree.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Coming up next, we're on the Disney Wonder when your
very own Disney Alaska Cruz.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
The keyword today is bored b O A R D.
I don't care listening as long as you're listening. This
is the.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Hoodie Show and we are back on board the Disney Wonder. Yeah,
it's our Disney Alaska cruise, seven night Disney Alaska Cruise.
We'll be back and port in Vancouver, Canada on Monday
and then head back to what is show headquarters. Business
as usual resumes on Tuesday Tuesdays when we're drawing the
grand prize winner of your very own seven night Disney cruise.

(22:31):
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Speaker 1 (22:45):
We are in Juno today.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Ye beautiful and uh, we're doing a few excursions today, Sam,
who's the give us the description on the one.

Speaker 7 (22:53):
Yeah, we're just talking about the whale quest at Ka
Point Lodge.

Speaker 9 (22:57):
So we're gonna go Will watching basically which every.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Day in the studio, basically just another day. It's called
a mirror at the Woody Show. Yeah, but an actual
whales you keep breached? Yeah right, check out his blowhole.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
We're getting on another kind of smaller boat directly from
the cruise ship and then we'll go you know we're
gonna go around look at all the all the whales.

Speaker 9 (23:18):
I already saw.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
On Glacier Day.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
So anyway, follow along on social media. Menaces posted a
bunch of videos and stuff at the Woody Show. Uh,
you can find us on the social media platform of
your trips. We're posting a ton of stuff on on Instagram. Yes,
TikTok and well yeah in TikTok. I always forget about
TikTok because I don't have tiktook. At the Woody Show,
speaking of social media, so we're talking about the weird

(23:44):
follows that or things that Greg has his feed that
keeps showing up. Sammon for the first time saw a
bot fly video along with Gina.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh god, you watch Do you watch Doctor Pimple Pop?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Because I don't like pimples. You know, I've never popped,
is it. We've talked about this, but like looking at no.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I like pulling stuff out, not so what about sis?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
I don't like it. I don't like when there's just
liquid inside.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
I like when you're pulling out like something an object,
like a splitter.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah. But one of the things that Gina is following
is subway takes.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yes, I love this.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
It's super fun because it's so random and people are
so passionate. It's guy Kareem Rama.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
He hosts it.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
They literally sit on the subway with a comedian or
a sports person.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
He just says, what's your take. He has no idea
what it's going to be, and the person just goes
for it.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, it's on a particular subject though, right, did they
set the subject or they It's just they could talk.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
About any anything, anything at all, And so it's kind
of like open phones exactly. And then and then Kareem
just says if he agrees or disagrees, so we should
listen to the clip and decide if we agree or disagree.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Right, So it's a clip from Subway Takes and on Instagram.
Yeah okay, and then we'll get our take on their takes. Yes, okay,
agree or disagree.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
The first one is Asia Wilson. She is a player
on the Vegas Aces w NBA, and she has a
very particular take on who should be allowed to report
on sports.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
All Right, here we go agree or disagree?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
So what's your take?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Reporters should be able to play this sport that they're reporting?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
One hundred agree? I think that that that it's agregrious. Yes,
if that's a word that somebody could report on something
that they've never played before, they never played before, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
And we can maybe dull it down to be like
not necessarily play the sport, but at least a sport
like switch a little bit.

Speaker 10 (25:27):
So if you've played basketball, you could maybe report on baseball.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, because you've been in that element, you've been in
that locker room, you understand the dealing a little bit,
and then you just learn it. But played no sport
at all, but yet have everything to say about it.
It's kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I agree, I disagree, And I think these w NBA
chicks are a little sensitive about everything, dude. I mean
because they're getting dumped on all the time, like they're
const getting darts. Well, now that Caitlin Clark is out
she's injured, there was like a pretty funny meme that
was getting a ton of traction online showed up in
our feet. It's like all WNBA games now that Katon
Clark's is moving to the WS or to the YMCA

(26:05):
every basically yeah, yeah, but then that's all stat about
how Caitlin Clark is responsible for close to thirty percent
of all WNBA revenue. Yeah, well one person is responsible
thirty percent.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
That's impressive.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
And why I say that? Okay, I just think maybe
you're being a little too sensitive. It happens in every sport.
You don't have to like there are people who understand
the game better than people who play the game. You
have the physical ability, but as far as understanding the game,
the strategy, all the things that go into it, there
are some people who are just really good.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
So I disagree.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Yeah, there's people that can research it so much. I mean,
they might not know how it is to be in
the locker room guys.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
They've maybe never hit a hanging curveball, but they understand it.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
And on a personal level, I have to disagree with
her because my dad was a sports broadcaster for over
forty years. He didn't play pro or college, and he
was great at his jobs.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I also disagree. I think you can report on it,
and I think you're right. What do you can analyze
and you know the game really well. I do think
that people who judge sports, i e. In the Olympics
when they're judging gymnastics, like, oh, well, her toes were
not quite pointed like, bitch, you'd do it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
But again it's not to say they can't do it,
but they understand how it's being graded or judged, right,
they understand like what people are looking for as far as.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Like like what required going back to the on.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Some of these things. I'm like, I don't understand that.
With how they're judging a person diving into a pool,
it's based on how straight they are and the and
the you want to create as little splash as possible.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Right, I'd be like, did they make it into the
pool or do they hit the best?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
It's just completely opposite of when we were kids. We
were trying to make the biggest splash possible.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Now we understand Tyler is a physical athlete, but he
does report on sports.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
What do you think?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
I half agree with it. If you are a sideline
reporter covering one specific sport for the entire season, then okay,
you can talk about whatever. If you're someone like Steven A.
Smith who does not know what he's talking about half
the time, then I completely yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Just now, okay.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
I think there's the difference between reporters and commentators. So reporter, no,
they I don't think they would have had to play
the game in order to be able to relay to
the public rights that are going on in the sport
and whatever.

Speaker 9 (28:07):
But a commentator, I think you should have like a hater.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
If you want to give us your two cents on
that one agree or disagree, you could do that on
the text over to to nine eight seven subway takes
agree or disagree.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Yeah, so this is a fun one. This is a comedian,
Dan Locatta, and he has a very specific kind of payback.
He wants to exact on a teacher who did him dirty.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
All right, So what's your take.

Speaker 11 (28:32):
If a teacher accuses you of something and you end
up getting in school suspension, but then it comes out
that you didn't actually do that, you should get to
go into their house for two minutes and do whatever
you want.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
One percent agree the purge, baby, the purge. Yes, I'm
so glad you agreed with me on this. Of course
I agree with you. Punk. Two minutes is enough time
to do enough damage. What would you do? I'm going
in there.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I'm opening every single window, dumping bird seed.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
If they got a dryer, I'm gonna put.

Speaker 11 (29:03):
A perfectly cooked, juicy Thanksgiving turkey in there.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Turn that heavy duty.

Speaker 11 (29:10):
I'm gonna take their Roku streaming stick out, put a
new Rocus streaming.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Stick in there. Logged out.

Speaker 11 (29:16):
Yeah, they got to log into all their God.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
That's the worst thing you said so far.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I want to say.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I would have said, d yeah, great it. We'd be
done on all the streams.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I agree. And here's why. Because people who are wrongfully
accused in any other situation who end up going to jail,
I'm getting settlements for millions of dollars. There's some kind
of retribution or payback to the person who was wrongfully accused.
So in a situation like that, like you got accused
of doing something, or in school suspension as school suspension
for something that happened that you really weren't a part

(29:49):
of it. It comes out later, Well then yeah, what's
in it for you? Yeah, like automatic a's, I would
take automatic a's for the semesters. This is personal homework. No,
you know whatever, this.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Actually happened to me where yeah, I forget what the
room was called. But at school where like all the
bad kids special ed, you did, all the bad kids
went during the like if they did something bad, they're
like they had to go to this room like the
holding cell, right whatever, Yeah, misfit room. Yeah, the misfit room.
And I was going into class and my teacher goes,

(30:20):
you're late every day? Go to the whatever room.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah. I go, I'm never late for the Scots. What
are you talking about? And I go to the room
and I go, yeah, my teacher said I'm late every
day and I'm not.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
And they looked it up and they go, yeah, you
have no uh yeah, no tardiness at all.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
This guy's tripping. Yeah, shout out, mister stupid. I hope
you're dead.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
But yeah, but they're like, oh yeah you can.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
There were school though. They're like, oh yeah you can.
You can just like hang out, Okay, Yeah, you're good.
So Greg wary agree or disagree. I disagree because I'm
taking it way too literally. In school suspension if this
was over oh wrongfully and you spent four years in jail, yeah, fine,
go spend some time in their house and vandalize it essentially,

(31:06):
but in school suspension.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
But I think that was I think that was the
that was just the example they were using. But like,
sometimee are accountability, right am? I am I reading that wrong?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
If you get in.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Trouble because a teacher accused you of something you didn't do,
you can exact retribution on.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Them, right, But I think you should be tit for tat,
So then the teacher should get suspension. Hey, we're all
going on a Friday at five pm. All the teachers
are going happy hour. You're sitting in your notesom. Or
they get suspended for a day from teaching. Yeah, I
get no pay that day. That's good, So it would
be suspension for suspension.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Vandalism you go throwing kids under the bus for stuff
you're not really sure of. You're just kind of just
blanket uh blame or guilty or whatever you may think
about it. First you get to sit in I agree
or disagree.

Speaker 9 (31:51):
I agree with Greg.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
No happy hour for you.

Speaker 9 (31:54):
Yeah, everything you just said, because no, I'm not into
vandalism to begin with.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
I don't yeh, That's what I'm saying. I think the
vandalism is just like a you know, kind of being
funny example. That sure more about like should there be
a consequence for a teacher or the should.

Speaker 7 (32:08):
Be because there are some teachers who are off the handle,
who have too much power and they need to be
reeled in a little bit or anybody.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
And this goes with lawsuits too, Like people who file
these like BS lawsuits, they claim discrimination or they claim
you know what what whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
And you lose, you go to jail.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, and it turns out that it wasn't legit. Yeah,
there needs to be something, so people just don't file
these things the way they do.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
They do it now almost.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
As a it's just auto matters absolutely no matter what
I did, Like I went in, I took a dump
on my my boss's desk, I got fired, and now
I'm gonnament I'm gonna suite for wrongful termination like something
something stupid like that. It turns out that you know, no, no,
you were fired for completely legit reasons or yeah, just
something like that, or one of these other dumb lawsuits.
What was the what was the one we had recently

(32:52):
the u oh the guy that wassuing because there was
onions on his burger.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Yeah yeah, but now with my teacher, I wouldn't want
him to go to like the home room or whatever,
like go run laps.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, let's hope, mister Megata.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Al Right, we're gonna take a quick break.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's Friday morning. It is the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
We are in Juno, Alaska this morning, part of the
Disney Alaska Cruise on the Disney Wonder. Uh, we're gonna
take a break. We'll come back more Woody shows next.
Hang on the show and welcome back. Happy Friday to you.

(33:38):
It is the Woody Show. We're on board the Disney Wonder.
We are poor today in Juno Alaska. Which interesting fun fact,
I didn't realize that the only way to get to
Juno were.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
You around when we Yeah, this is fascinating.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Is you have to get here by plane?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Didn't know that?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Or by train?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah? Boat, Yeah, that's that's how you hear it.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
So I went to boarding school with a girl and
she was from Juno, Alaska, and we always assume that
she lived like in igloos and stuffing because when you're
a kid, you think like, oh, like everybody always has
those coats with the big fur first circle hood.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
In the summer, there's just penguins everywhere, like there would
be pigeons.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, everywhere you look.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
There's such a nuisance.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Anyway, so going by Juno Alaska and you can win
your very own Disney cruise. The keyword today that wins
our final keyword grand prize winner drawn on Tuesday once
we're back in Woody Show headquarters. The keyword is boored
b O A r D. So anytime between now midnight,
just go to the Woodies Show dot com enter the
keyword board. So we are going back and forth, agree

(34:43):
or disagree. Subway Takes is a a social media account
that Gina grad has been into and watching these different things,
and so she has a couple of clips from it.
She was telling us about it and then she had
a couple clips that she brought with her and so
it's a take from one of the people in the
on the subway and we're just trying agreed disagree?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Do we agree or disagree with their.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Weird Yeah, greed disagree. What's the next one?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Okay, this guy, Jordan Firstman, he's a big music like
comedy guy on He like Rose to Family, like TikTok
Instagram reels.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
He's gay. I think that's important to say.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
And he well, he is a very saying it's exactly right. Yeah,
I'll be all right.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Very interested in your takerit. He has a very hot
take about how gay men dress.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Okay, all right, so what's your take gay men dress?
Worse than straight men one hundred percent. I'm about to
get in trouble but ugly. Yes, let's go homophob Okay
most of the time. Yeah, my gay kings, yeah, are
not slaying.

Speaker 8 (35:38):
So in the nineties, I feel like the media was
kind of telling us like gay men are the arbiters
of taste of fashion. We were watching sex in the City,
It's like, oh, honey, don't wear that, and so we
just got in our brains that gay men know fashion better.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
And then there's a TV show, a whole TV show
dedicate this strange who show you.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Watch what they're wearing, what they're telling people. It's like, no,
it's it's bad. Okay, I see that point. Yeah, like
the queer eye guys, they look like dumpy slobs.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Yeah no, what I was gonna say, I think they
can dress women.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Sure, agreed, and then they love. In my circle, I
could not possibly disagree more. In my circle, it's all about, like,
you know, the fragrances, how you look, what are you
going to wear tonight? You plan it out, you put
it together, and if you look dumpy, it's on purpose
because you're trying to look casual for it. But the

(36:31):
premise here was dressed worse than straight men. Hell no,
I disagree with that. Straight men dress like cartoon characters
on the Simpsons. They wear the same stuff all the time. Yeah,
the typical type outfits. They don't care what they look like.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
And you're looking right at me, which I'm fine with
because that's exactly how it is.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, you don't care about clothes, but you don't care
at all.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Younger straight men these days care way more about how
they dress.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
I think, Brandon, but here I will make the argument
I agree with what you're saying based on the premise
that the gay guys dress worse than normal, you know,
just average straight right. But in general, I think because
you're trying to look a certain way. I think anytime
you're trying to look a certain way, whether it's fancy,
fashionable or whatever it is, then I think you look

(37:21):
stupid because, like, it's not authentic you're doing it, You're
you're basically playing dress up or you're playing a role.
It's not because that's who you are authentically. Like, I
think about the dude on a million dollar dream home,
DA like the guy. The guy dresses like a nightmare, right,
but he thinks he's super high fashion and because he
because he's gay, and because he's supposed to be quote

(37:44):
fabulous over I think maybe that's what you know, that's
what drives that.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
You see what I'm saying, it makes sense.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
And Greg, you're I mean Mario dress is like he's God,
it's just perfect. Cannot But I think my guess is
this Jordan guy is talking more about like club where
like there like all of a sudden, everyone's in like
a crop top and like pleather pants.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Like no, that's not there's that again, Like even like
just because it's Gucci or because it's a designer brand
doesn't mean it looks good.

Speaker 9 (38:12):
Me and my sister called that designer disease.

Speaker 7 (38:15):
Just that if there's a label on it, you think
it looks good.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Like no, no, you just wear them all together. Yeah,
what was it?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
What was the stuff that Supreme that people were wearing
that like that it's a good look. It's just a
regular it's a regular sweatshort like I would wear it,
said Supreme across any music vessel in the country.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
It's gay dudes that are being extra right. Yeah, but
I'm just saying out in the wild everyday life, I
think gay men dress way better than stream ot.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Okay, I will agree with Greg Sammy agree, disagree, I agree, agree.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Life, agree at clubs, disagree.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
All right, and then menace.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I'm torn.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
It's a tough one.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Every day can't we make.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Fun of people that say, I don't know, I know,
That's what I'm saying. We make fun of the think
about every day life, every day club. You're just going
to the grocery story. I was say, gay guys, do
you dress better?

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Okay? Yeah, I disagree.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Let us know what you think. Agree or disagree on
the text. Over to two to nine eight seven. We
got some more Woodies show from the Disney Wonder in Juna,
Alaska coming up for you next, and we are into
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

(39:24):
It's the Woody Show. Everybody live on board the Disney
Wonder making our way through Alaska. We are on board
until Monday, and then we have to go back to reality.
We have the rest of the weekend to enjoy everything
that there is to be had here on the ship.
You can win your very own Disney Alaska Cruise seven
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(39:48):
And you can get more information if you go to
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stuff there. But we have a trip to give away
the keyword you just enter on our website. Just go
to the woodieshow dot com. You have any time between
now and midnight to do that.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Again.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
That's at the woodieshow dot com. And we have another
representative from the Disney Cruise Line here to join us
and tell us little bit more about the ship. And
it is Ashley. Good morning, A morning everybody.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I heard that you killed at the at the Golden Mickeys.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Ashley crushed star of the show. You are too too
much like came out monologuing, warming up the crowd.

Speaker 10 (40:24):
I just introduced extremely talented people.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
See, I didn't go to that show. So what is it?

Speaker 10 (40:32):
It's so The Golden Mickeys is one of our three
different Broadway style shows, and this one's kind of like
a musical review. And it's filled with so many of
your Disney friends, those classic tales that you know and love,
all wrapped together an original story.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (40:46):
I was very enjored it.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Okay, so you're like the host.

Speaker 10 (40:49):
So I am your cruise director here, so that means
I look after the entertainment team. And I also had
the honor of getting introduced all of the different shows
in the walt Disney Theater.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Okay, nice, good job MC yeah yeah right, yes, which
Jina just did something recently. She was like the voice
of the voices. Yeah, you go to like in a
war to like ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, look for
the Grammys or something like that, and she got to
do something like that, and she was very nervous.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
I was very nervous, and so you crushed. I was
actually I have to say, this was not favoritism. This
was completely random. My son got pulled out of the
Waltzy Theater to be one of the Dwarfs.

Speaker 9 (41:28):
Okay, tod be love it.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
He thinks he's a star. Now he's looking for his contract.
He's going to stay on the ship with you. It
was a really magical experience. I mean, he felt so
confident and he.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Just felt like a star.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 10 (41:40):
That was a great and see and that's such a
fun thing that we're able to offer here, and especially
with our distant friends, as you never know, you're walking
around the corner who you're gonna see some of those
beloved friends. And it's a magic that we can only
create here at Disney Cruise Line.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
So see as the cruise director, right, yeah, this is
a big title. It is count like it because I
feel like you always hear about like there's the cruise director,
like the the captain of the ship. And then you
always know who the cruise director is because you were
making a lot of the announcements on the ship here.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yes, yes, I am the voice of the ship. You
are are those live? I've always wanted to know they are.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Oh cool, Yes, yes, it's me talking in my office.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah, you do that in your office is kind of
like your stateroom too. Now don't you have a pretty
nice state.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Room for this one? Actually in my office that I
do all that work okay, yeh is separate off.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Because I was on a different Disney ship and like
the cruise director had this pretty nice setup and uh,
they have like a microphone there in their stateroom that
had like a little desk area and they were able
to work from in there and then make the announcements
from Oh wow, they're easy. They are a living quarters
slash home office. Yeah, dude, what a life. That seems
pretty cool. Like your job literally is to just have

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fun and make sure people are having fun.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
That is job here.

Speaker 10 (42:53):
And really it's a thousand crew members here on board.
Each every one of them are working hard to bring
that magic, that entertainment, that fun to life for our
guest of all ages.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
What's your background? Like what were you doing before this?
Or like if somebody wants a job like that, like
how they have? Yeah, like what's the pathway to this?
There's only so many of them we get that question
all the time. I've actually worked with the cruise line
for about fifteen years. Wow, And so I started off
as one of those entry level positions, one of your
crew staff, your entertainment hosts that you'll see at the bingos,
the game shows, the trivia is the deck parties that
we're able to provide here, and like so many of us,

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you'll see them as you're walking around.

Speaker 10 (43:24):
The crew members we've been your year after year. You
really you fall in love what we're able to provide.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Work your way up through that. Did you go to
the school for like, you know.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
What, hotel management?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Hospitality?

Speaker 10 (43:37):
There are quite a few people that do I actually
have a background entertainment.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
You don't today, So of course you're working for Disney.

Speaker 10 (43:44):
The ultimate entertainment company. It's such such a dream come true,
it really is.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
So tell us little bit more about just some of
the other things that people who are listening, they're trying
to win their trip that we're given away, you can do,
like what we're doing here.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Just kind of walk us through that, like some of
the things that people can do.

Speaker 10 (43:59):
Yeah, So one of the things is I to tell
people do not miss the shows. As I mentioned before,
we have three different Broadway style shows on each of
our different ships for you to enjoy this cruise.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Of course, you got to see the Golden Mickneys.

Speaker 10 (44:11):
We have Frozen, a musical Spectacular, Disney Dreams and Enchanted
Classic for you to enjoy, a rotational dining and three
different fantastic dining rooms where we get to bring those
stories to life in a really unique way for you
to enjoy.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Now, we're sitting in Tiana's right now, isn't it? Col
Is where we were for dinner last night.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
The live music was incredible. Favorite food spot on the ship. Yes, well,
we're sitting in it right now, oh, absolutely that's your favorite.

Speaker 10 (44:35):
I love the food, I love the feel of it here.
It's just life of the party, all right.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
What about like on a casual side of things, like
for breakfast, like casual, like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Okay? So for me, I mean obviously you live here.
Do you want to neighbor? I mean your neighbor.

Speaker 10 (44:51):
Frightens is a great way to be able to go.
They've got some fantastic food. But of course you also
have cabanas if you're looking for something quick. Who doesn't
love mickey waffles?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Thank you? And do not sleep on the shwarma stand
by the pool.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Really good sausage out.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah, Greg and I have been a big fan of
the soft served ice d.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
We may have hit that.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
We may have hit that about a hundred times.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Well, Ashley, thank you so much for us stopping by.
Get yourself on board a Disney cruise, even if the
Alaska thing is not for you. All the other ones
I've done our warm weather cruises, this is the first
one we've done on an Alaska cruise. Uh, probably never
would have gone to Alaska otherwise had I not done this,
But this is it's completely different experience. It's it's really cool.

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There's just something about I don't know obviously that the
scenery is wildlife, beautiful, that kind of thuff. But just
like walking around you got like kind of like a
coat on, and it's so different than what you're used
to if you've gone on nothing but like Caribbean.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
But that's why the cruise for Alaska. Instead of flying
to Alaska and doing Alaska, you get to just look
at Alaska on the comfort of the ship. Yeah, you're
sitting in here veranda and yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah, that's like a big part of what you do
on on these cruises and then you can go and
grab something to eat or grab in one of these
entertainment of any situation you want. So if you want
to win your own seven night Disney Alaska cruise, the
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The keyword today is bored b O A r D.
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welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah, it is the Woodie Show.
It's Friday morning, arm.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Grip all right.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
So anyway, Disney Cruise, that's where we are. We're in Alaska.
Juno is where we are today. As you just heard.
For the break, we're talking one of the many nice
Disney representatives. Everybody's been so super nice and so super cool.
You get more information Disney Cruise Line. Go on their website,
check out all the different destinations. Maybe Alaska is not
your thing, that's fine, Yeah, I get it. You want

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and you want to do a three day, five days,
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and there's so many ships and they keep launching all
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on Tuesday we'll have the grand prize drawing. All right,
so we got the fail stories here. Yes, you thought
we would forget about the ever fail but no time
for your Friday fail stories.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
All right, lust Showden boys.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
And girls, it is time for your Friday fail story.
Osma Opoppy had the perfect plan, the plan that could
never go wrong. Been somewhere along the line that went
from being a great.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Idea to one big stake in mega ubertro.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
All right, sorry, I'll right. What's the matter with you, Gina?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Nothing? You're not impressed?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Right, No, I'm impressed.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Okay, all right, crap your pants? I know what's what
the look on your.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
I'm just trying to alight do some math?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Okay, all right? Is that how you're doing?

Speaker 9 (49:16):
Well?

Speaker 1 (49:16):
You look stupid. I got to stop doing math. Definitely
looks digestive problem.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
And just just in time, our friend Mike the Showkiller
just sent us this story speaking of two hikers were
in the Adirondack Mountains and they called nine to one
one to report that a third member of their party
had died.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Oh geez.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Turns out everybody was fine. They had just taken a
bunch of mushrooms.

Speaker 9 (49:42):
Oh I think I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
No, they were, they were totally fine. Yeah, they were
just I on mushrooms. Yeah, fail sales. Alright, how about
this one from Australia.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
This dude was wrongfully arrested not once, but twice, spent
the night in jail over a stolen boat. Huh, and
it's all because a dispatcher couldn't spell his name right.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
The guy's name is Mark with a C MRC, but
the dispatcher typed in as mr K, which just happened
to match a guy with an outstanding warrant for skipping bail.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
So the cops.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
They showed up to a boat theft situation where Mark
was actually the one calling for help, but instead of
sorting things out, they cuffed him, didn't check his ID,
ignored him when he said, hey, that's not how he
spelled my name. Yeah, they even fingerprinted him, but they
never bothered to check the results, tossed him the lock
up overnight like it was no biggie. Next day in court,

(50:43):
the judge figures out in about two seconds and drops
everything right.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Oh wait no.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Three months later he walks into the same police station
looking for help, and yep, they do it again. Wrong name,
wrong guy, wrongfully arrested a second time. Three officers got
disciplinary action, but still the guy got jailed twice for
having the wrong vowel in his name, and the judge
exactly failed. The judge in this that first case, like

(51:11):
even even he was like okay, well yeah sure, but
they didn't take it as oh, this is the wrong guy,
Yeah this is a great just like oh they missed.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yeah, I would just kill it all night long in
the cell. You got the wrong mark, you, I would
just do it all night.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Here's one from Connecticut where these two idiots they were
busted for prostitution because as they were getting it on
inside of a car, that car was blocking the driveway
to the police station. So a cop tried to pull
into the parking lot, couldn't, so they approached the car,
saw the hooker thing happening inside, and then hey, can
you step outside the vehicle place? Thirty four year old

(51:47):
male customer forty eight year old hooker arrested and in
addition to the other stuff, they found drugs in the car,
so they were also charged with that as well. Not
to mention that ticket for improper parking.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
It's funny, it's not a cliche. It's actually true. If
you do stuff in a car, you think you're being
distre discreete. Oh we're gonna park where there's no street lights,
it's nighttime, you're in a car. The foggy window thing
is very, very real, and it's so obvious. Really, how
would you know, speaking from experience, I.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Heard that's why you got to use a jeep.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
I mean, I don't know, you know, four runner. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
How about this one, since we're out in the wilderness today.
This is about a twenty seven year old guy in Japan,
Sweet who had to be rescued from Mount Fuji twice
in the same week. The first one, I got airlifted
from here the summit after he developed some altitude sickness
and he damaged his climbing equipment. And then a few
days later he was back at Fuji to recover a

(52:47):
lost phone and some of his other belongings ended up
needing rescued a second time.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
It's not for you.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I was just going to say, like, I'm no expert,
but you know, sales just maybe this kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (52:58):
Is just not not for you, know me, I'm into
experiences and like traveling everywhere and anywhere, but I.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Don't know, climbing mountains does never seem interesting to me. Really,
I agree, I those stories. Let's walk straight uphill, yeah,
like you go to.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
The top of a building and then you look out
and you're like, Okay, that's cool, that's cool, and then
you get to take the elevator down and yeah, you're done.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
I'll give you sounds or a more fail story here, U,
this is about NFTs back in the headlines. You guys,
you guys know NFT. So those overpriced JPEGs that were
supposed to be the future of art dumbestard of but
now mostly lived in the digital junk drawer of the Internet. Yes,
this time story about a project that Nike had backed

(53:40):
called clone X where there were some little cartoon avatars
going for over a million bucks. Wow, okay, well some
of those priceless digital art pieces have literally vanished gone
Why because the company behind it downgraded from a paid
hosting plan to a one oh no, and the company

(54:02):
cloud Fair basically said nah bra and then just cut
off the access oh no. And so Nike had already
pulled out of the NFT space in twenty twenty four
and during like you know, the handoff to a cheaper server,
their former tech guy claims there was a misunderstanding. So
to make things even worse for Nike, this happened on
the same day they got slapped with a five million

(54:24):
dollar federal lawsuit from angry NFT bros. Who felt abandoned
because the company got out of the NFT game. So, yeah,
we've gone from NFTs of the Future to my eighty
thousand dollars cartoon Avatar disappeared because somebody downgraded to the
free tier.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Geez, what a time to be alive. Sales are they
like our beanie babies? Like we thought that was like
all our college.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Sure, definitely like NFT art. Yeah, for sure, the NFT
like technology is still used. But the the big art
piece that got sold for remember sixty six millions of money? No,
it was the one that was It was just all
these NFTs together. But if sixty six million dollars got
sold current value twenty two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Bus good.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
It was so funny because, uh, when everybody was jumping
on this NFT thing. Of course, our little cloud chasing company,
iHeart jumped on all this stuff too, and we were
doing things like the iHeart Radio Music Festival. They were
doing these like NFT things that they were having like
artists and stuff signed backstage, and it was like these
gaudy looking, stupid pieces of digital art, and we had
to like go and like, oh you can bid on this.

(55:32):
Iheartbreaking Music Festival.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
NFT.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
It's like, who in their right mind would ever buy this?
This is the dumbest thing. And guess what Nobody bought them.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah, nobody.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
But I think the company they probably sat there in
their ivory tower in New York City and thought, man,
people are gonna pay big money for these things.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Yeah, just sit back and watch the cash.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
That is so radio. I mean, it's not just our companies.
Our company is just another company that does this kind
of stuff. But that we jump off the medi Oh yeah,
I'm not I'm not quite sure what the with the
what the next? What's the next big thing that everybody's
gonna jump on? Menues, You're usually pretty good at this.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
The next big thing. I mean, of course everybody's like,
that's gonna turn out nothing.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Oh, that's gonna gonna be so one of the things
that right now everybody's excited about.

Speaker 6 (56:14):
And I'm surprised that we don't have Well, just funny
that you say that. I was thinking, like, okay, like
laboos are super hot right now? There will be an
official like uh, our company labou two years from.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Now is like falling. Yeah, I know what the other
one was. It was when we were doing all those
things like virtual concerts in fortnite.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yeah, oh yeah like that, Like right, what was it?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Cold Play? Well there's cold Play.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
It's done a few of them, but a lot like
growing ass adults going in the fortnite to watch cold Play?

Speaker 3 (56:44):
What's up fellow children?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
So they can sell a sponsorship to it, Like I understand,
Like again, I understand why people go, Okay, well maybe
this will be something.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Check it out.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
And the thing is, I don't trust the people who
spend money on it. Like you saw this this digital
monkey and you man, I have a million dollars just
burning a hole in my pocket. You know what, I'm
gonna do it or I'm gonna I'm gonna buy what
was it. I'm gonna buy a picture of this Patrick
Mahomes football from a pass that he threw in the

(57:13):
Super Bowl. And now I own that. You own the picture,
the idea. You never get the football. You just owned
the picture of the football.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
The long play was you and your virtual world with
your Oculus glasses. In the VR world, you basically built
your own like VR mansion that you lived in, and
you had all these little things that you put up
in your VR mansion.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Which is sad.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, because if society really got to that point where
I'm just sitting there with my oculus on around my
virtual mansion, but really I'm just sitting on under a
bridge somewhere. You might as well at my Patrick Mahomes football.
I think that's the time that you actually go to
like where is it Sweden? They have those suicide pods. Yeah,
I think you take right. Yeah, what's the point, right,

(57:59):
there's no point in living, right. I mean it's really
really cool, don't get me wrong, but it's just not
caught off.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
But if all the stuff you pay for it can
be gone if it gets unplugged. That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
That last fail story you downgraded to the freezier, Like,
oh my god, you.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Could spend your money on you know, things like shelter
and food. Yeah, yep, Friday, like real life experializing things
like going on the cruise.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
I would love to check out the Oasis though ready
Player won the movie. Yeah yeah, yeah, but the Oasis
would be kind of cool. But if that was your
entire life, that's pretty sad.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
But Friday check ins on the text over to two
to nine eight seven. We got to take a break
more what a show is next?

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Hang on?

Speaker 10 (58:41):
Oh very.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, we are on board
the Disney Wonder. It's a Friday morning. Yeah yeah, yeah,
So it felt a whole week. Kind of felt like
the vacation or the weekend had already started even though
we do this work. We're here in Tiana's, which is
one of the restaurants on board the Disney Wonder, and uh,
you know, we're we're talking to people the we just heard,
like the Disney people are so nice. They coming by

(59:07):
tell us all these things, some of the stuff that
we don't even know existed on the boat until and
we make a little mental note. We go do that
after the show wraps up. Greg loves the commute.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
You love the commute.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
That's what out great?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
And so yeah, you eat and you have fun. That's
it's great.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
That's what you do.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
You can win your very own Disney Alaska cruise. They
run these cruises May through September. Just so you know,
maybe you want to plan one for next year. They're
gonna be running two ships as we learn next year,
this one and uh.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
What was the other one?

Speaker 2 (59:32):
The Magic Oh yeah, that's cool that they're gonna be
running up to Alaska here very shortly. But you can
win your trip board is the word b O a
r D, not board as an on board board, as
in get on board a Disney cruise b O A
r D. Enter that right now between now and midnight
by going to the woodieshow dot com coming up for
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(59:55):
You can win some tickets to go see nine Inch Nails.
That show is gonna be at the Forum on septem
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(01:00:17):
Greg was a blessed you gen. Greg was talking about
a guy who is who's fought a lawsuit against a
hotel because they're loud heating and air conditioning in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Its Yeah, rattles loud at the Roosevelt. Yeah, and and
here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
It's like, dude, you moved in, but this hotel has
been there for He's been there for a minute, has
been there for forever. Seeing people who complain about like, oh,
the noise from an airport or a train or a
big highway like that. You moved in, Ye, you moved in. Yeah,
all of a sudden just didn't spring up on you.
But here's the question. People were asked, what is the
sound that instantly makes you angry for no logical reason?

(01:00:56):
So then the old like nails on a chalkit. Yeah,
and the one that I think a lot of people
I've gotten weird looks when I've told him this is
when people pop bubble wrap.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
You like doing it though, right, No, I don't love
doing it, But you're right, the noise sucks if you
are not the one doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Yeah, it's so like I don't know that more than
and I'm not bothered by other noises. There are a
couple that it's like, all right, man, is it? Here's
the thing. Is it necessary? Like if it's not necessary,
people are just being like taking a fork and tapping
it on a coffee cup.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Because there's other things.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I like when the fork scrapes a plate, Like some
people don't like that, but people are eating, so I can.
I can at least understand that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Some of the ones that people were talking about, styrofoam
rubbing on sty.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
The chills.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
The one that gives me the chills. Are you ready
for this one? Popsicle stick kind of dry? So I'll say,
there's you have the popsicle stick, bite it and then
just thinking about its full buddy, right, you just felt
that down your spine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Oh yeah, and on my scalp. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
H Smacking when eating, like you guys, get on me
about it. Do I have a family member? It's like
ten octaves high? Really? Yeah, No, that's different. The lip
smacking is different than what you do, like you the
chewing for Yeah, for menace.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
It's the initial crunch. It's it's it's the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Initial crunch and then the subsequent crunch is kind of
like when you give your dog a tortilla chip.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
In fact, I have a video of my dog and
I go, do your best medace impression, and the sound
is exactly the same. They go, Okay, We've always made
the joke that menace can make soup crunchy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
It's okay, You're right because the family member is the
lip smacking insane. You don't do that. No slurping. The
noise for me, for my husband is the slurping coffee. Oh,
can I make a confession. Gina's husband, who I've never
spent that much time with until this week, right, non
stop gum chewing mouth will and it's become a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Really a kid the last two weeks decided that they're
into gum.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
That's new. That's a thing you should You should tell that.
You should totally tell them that. Greg great judges.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
I will because I'd like it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
People ask, what's a sound that instantly makes you angry
for no logical reasons? Snoring, even the quietest of snoring,
just instantly sets me on the edge. The chirp of
a dying battery and a smoke detector.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Yes, I talked to my friend about that the other
day because I was on the phone with him. You
don't hear that. Somebody said the oh no no, no,
no no song on TikTok oh. I hate like stop it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Uh. The Microsoft Teams alert, which we is around here,
the sound of the incoming team's call.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Puts me in fight or fly, right, we don't like
what's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
When the sound of a cat about to bar or
a dog licking its crotch. That drives my wife crazy
because the dog will be like brooming yourself or whatever
she's doing, like, uh yeah, clean yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
The sound of pouring water and TV are commercial. Yeah,
like the freaking a nice cup of joe.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
What's the sound that instantly makes you angry for no
logical reason? Someone says, children screaming, shrieking, crying, whining, and
so on. These are all logical because the grating. I
agree on this next one. The sound of flip flops,
flip flopping.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
That's my thing. I mean, I do it all the time.
My mom pick your feet up. I think that's not
as bad as people dragging their feet. I do both.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
And then somebody said that song Cotton Eye Joe always.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Are you serious? I love that song? Are you serious? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Everybody knows the song right, Yeah, it's coming in hot,
you better, you better, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
I've been married long ago. Did you come from? When
did you? When did you come from? Then it starts
to hit it out, and you gotta wait for you
gotta wait for the drop.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
I'll tell you, this is one of those songs that
I feel like everybody says they hate, but then when
it comes on, if it comes on at an arena,
a stadium, people get into it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
I'll say, at a sporting event, it's fun. Outside of that,
you're somewhere that's like really dorky.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
You like that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
If this song was a person who would be a
try hard, yeah, it's so dumb. Yeah, totally loved me.
It was I want to say, like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Ninety four ninety five if this one came out, because
I remember when it came out, and uh, it was
just so different. He hadn't heard anything like this before.
So maybe it was the Maybe it was the first
of all the cheese and stuff. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
You know another song you like that? I hate? That's
also dumb? Oh God bills I pay you guys love that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I forget that guy's name.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
So yeah, no it does it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Lunchbox Yeah, lunch money Lewis.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Oh yes, yeah, Lunchbox Lewis. Uh set us a text
over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
I welcome back to everybody. Hey, yeah it is Friday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Noise snippage rippage slippage. We are in Juno, Alaska. Today
Woody showed Disney Cruise.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
We got the rest of the weekend and Monday will
be back in Vancouver. Head back to Woody Show head
quarters Tuesday. Grand prize drawing for the Disney Cruise that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
You can win.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
So what you want to do is just want to
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it's Friday morning. This is one of those things that

(01:06:56):
where you don't have the comforts of home. Uh huh,
I'm gonna I would have normally turned my microphone off
or whatever. I don't have the ability, So I'm glad
it says for you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
You have to hear it all. I'm stoked you don't
have that ability right now? Cool?

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Yeah, anyway, Yeah, I get to hear all the ginders
from everybody and everything else. Hit us up Friday check
in on the text over to two to nine eight seven.
According to some new numbers here. Sex before going to
sleep actually reduced the amount of time that people spend
a week during the night and improved overall sleep efficiency.
So go home and tell your pardon to that. You know,

(01:07:33):
I really want to get some rest this weekend, right now,
Well it doesn't make sense you would think so relaxed afterwards.
Yeah yeah, but like also like could be one of
those things where it also like makes you more alert,
it wakes you up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Yeah, yeah, right exactly, here's what ails.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Yeah, so go ahead and let your party know about that.
If you're having trouble with sleep. Tender is struggling and
their new CEO is trying to revamp the app's image
because gen zers, that's people eighteen to twenty eight years old.
They're not into drinking, and they're not having as much sex.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Yeah, very funny anymore, they're like so the normal aby
the numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Eighty five percent of single people on dating apps say
they don't use Tinder specifically because of his reputation for hookups. Yeah,
and that is obviously a problem for Tinder, And so
what they're gonna do is they're gonna shift their focus
to casual meetups like soh double dating kind of things,
and they're going to improve the quality of matches to

(01:08:31):
encourage more lasting relationships and this is all going to
roll out this summer.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Well, it's such a hard pivot.

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
I've you know, I've never been on any of these apps,
but I like the concept of Bumble where it's like
you have to have some kind of mutual friends.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Yeah, and that's that? Is that the one where the
chick has to make the first movie?

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Yeah? Yeah, Well Tyler, who is are you on one
of these things?

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
He's taking a lot of photos out here in the
wild for his Bumble accounting, was telling me, is that right?

Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
I have been on a couple of them. I'm the
only one I'm on is Hinge right now. But the
Bumble ones, they actually took that thing away where the
chick has to be the first one right now because
nobody was doing that. Yeah, because that was the fun.
They found out that girls weren't messaging at all, match
and then the spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I would also, I would think unless you're, like, you know,
some some chick who's desperate for attention, like you, wouldn't
make the first move, right right, you know? I think
most women would make the first new I was like
asking them to pay for dinner. Yeah, they didn't want
to do that. Yeah, what's the point of dating?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
You know, I'm saying, I know if you free stuff
as a woman, if you're doing something wrong, I'm not
making the first move. So I'm not paying for dinner. No,
I'm buying drinks. How does hinge work? Then?

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Hinge kind of works like tender, but people on Hinge
they specifically wanted it. It's not a hook up there,
they specifically want to go out with each other.

Speaker 7 (01:09:44):
I have multiple friends who have met people on Hinge
and are getting married. Yeah, it's also one that seemed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
To work for a lot of because more like e
Harmony like wholesome.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Because Match used to back in the day when the
first like website dating stuff started, Match was the one
that was more the meat market just for hookups, and
then Harmony was the one where was like, oh, I
want to relate. You were like looking to get for
the Harmony exist and then okay, Cuban was like bottom
of the barrel, right, plenty of fish, although every time
you bring up plenty of fish on this show and

(01:10:13):
we dog it like I met my husband on there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Yeah, mao, Okay Cupid. I loved it. I thought that
was the most sensible one because I did match and
I did okay give it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Why were you on there? Was it just for a hookup?

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Well, I mean maybe in the beginning, that's what I'm saying.
It didn't end up that way. But I'm saying, but
I mean, I got my phil But when you went
on there, you were looking for your relationship. You were
not for a hookup on Okay Cupid. Uh, that's for
was for a relationship. There was a different era where
it was for other things.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Yeah, other things. No, not Grinder. That came way. He
just discovered it. If I had Grinder now and I
was single, you'd never see me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Yeah, some part of me things that had I been
single in this era of website and apps and things
like that, it might have been a little bit different.
But like I I don't know, I don't think so.
I mean, because talking to single people seems like it's
just as much a pain in the ass. Now it's
a numbers game, yeah, because it's it's it's even more
going out, Like at least you have the opportunity, like

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people sometimes interview better in person, right, then just a resume.
The resume is what these apps and stuff are. It's
a quick cover letter and things like that. But like
when you're actually out and people go, oh, yeah, well
he's kind of dumpy looking, but he's got a great personality,
can't You can't really see that through just text and
totally Yeah you need the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Vibe, Yeah, you absolutely need the vibe.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
But now it's just even hinge has kind of gotten
to the point where it's literally like just one word
sentences for everything.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
So what's your what?

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
What would you say your success rate is? Uh, like,
how many people have you actually gone out with from
usually maybe like one or two every year or something
like that. Ye, nearly as much as all that too.
I've become incredibly picky.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
So but I'm your picky because Jesus Tyler.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Let's uh, let's just say I met one of my uh,
I met one of my exes off Bubble, and that
taught me to be very picky.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Oh my god, waiting for missus? Right, how do we
find you on Bumble? Is it dat boy finder? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
How do we find your profile?

Speaker 5 (01:12:19):
I actually don't know if you're within three miles of
where I'm at good good luck swiping.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Maybe all sleeping. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
That's that's how it works, so base you can't search you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
I think they're all location based. You can't specifically look
up one person.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Well, you remember Mike the show killer when we were
in Vegas, he had the one grinder. Yeah, and like
he's like, we were checking out. Everybody had to meet
downstairs so we can all get into the ride of
the airport. He's like, I'll be right back. I have
to go number two. So it turns out there was
a guy that was in within a three hundred yards
or wherever. It was some rando and he met up
for a BJ real quick before.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
So he let us just wait in the lobby and
we wait in the lobby. I love modern I will.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
Admit the grinder location where it's there's someone fifty that's insane,
that's too much.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Yeah, I love that. I love the idea of it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Thank god we're in a private area right now. Yeah,
you know, Hi, welcome back everybody. We are into another
new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
It is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
It is Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
My name is Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
That is Greg Gory. I would menace is here everybody
on social media at the Woody Show. Gina Grand good
morning to you. We've got Sammy dumbass Tyler's holding things
down on the technical side. As we are bored. The
Disney wonder we are in Alaska is another port day,
another day of adventures and excursions and everything else and
a full day of eating, which to get you yeah

(01:13:45):
Oya again, because you know we're all about the food
around here. I'm prepared.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:50):
In fact, they've renamed the boat the SS fat Assess
just for let me look at us. We've been eating
like we're going to the chair. But anyway, you can
win your very own Disney Alaska cruise. It's Evan Knights.
Disney Alaska Cruises go from May to September. H you
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We've had a different keyword each day for the last
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(01:14:11):
am bored, Mommy. I want to go home as an
all aboard. Yes, so it's b O A r D
b O A r D. You just want to go
to the woodieshow dot com enter that keyword anytime between
now and midnight for your chance to win, and then
coming up on Tuesday, once we're back on land and
back in the Woodies Show headquarters in our own studio,
we're gonna be calling the grand prize winner and we'll

(01:14:32):
see who wins that cruise. We got a bunch coming
up for you this hour, but we did want to
welcome another guest from Disney Cruise Line. We have Nicole.
Welcome to Cole.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
I'm so excited to be here with you. Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Where are you from, because you're the first person that's worked,
you know, like Disney Cruise Line, people that said they've
actually heard the Woodies Show before like.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
You all the time.

Speaker 12 (01:14:54):
I'm from Syracuse, New York. You are, I'm I've lived
there in Massachusetts before, Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
And big fan.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
So I think that that was my question because we're
not on in any of those It's like, so, how
did you how did you find the show?

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
I must have.

Speaker 12 (01:15:05):
Stumbled upon it in my past, I don't know, but
I've listened to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
It for yours.

Speaker 12 (01:15:10):
Yeah, so I'm like, I'm very familiar and your friends
are too. So this was a big flun Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
That sounds silly, but we are legitimately always shocked, like, wow,
people actually live.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Like, yeah, we thought we just you know, broadcast in
the wild each other.

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
Yeah, yeah, basically you know how we're looking out at
the ocean. It's like, eventually who we've broadcasted and we know,
like that's not the case. But it feels like that
a lot of times. And so it's always nice to.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Meet like somebody who actually listens to the show. Now,
of course they send you over to talk to us,
number one because you know the show, but number two
because you are the person with imaginative dining.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Yes, so let's talk about some food is my favorite topic.

Speaker 12 (01:15:49):
Yeah, I think we're just making family going together. Yes,
it's the heart of what we do is families, and
I think food is at the center, at least in
my house. And we have so many great options. Where
did you guys dine last night? And what were you loving?

Speaker 6 (01:16:03):
Tiana's Tiana's. Yeah, and then the sirloin steak. But do
you know what I really liked was the potatoes on
the side.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Oh yes, the like flaky layered potato.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Tiana's last night. I got the The hot crab dip
was so good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
I got the hot crab dip. And then I got
the jumbo shrimp which I think was marinated in lime
if I'm not sing. It was on top of the jumbalaya.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
And then we got the salmon salmon thing that we
got Heather, you and I we shot.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Did you get a salmon?

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Yeah? I was pretty close to a salmon. No that
was Was it a was it a mackerel? Or was it?
I can't well, I know I had your alibi, That's
what it was. And then my favorite thing as is
the cala MARII because I'm a calamari and the sauces
has garlic in it and I'm a garlic fana. Yeah,
your you are.

Speaker 12 (01:16:49):
Music to my I love to hear this and I'm
so glad you, guys cho to try so much, which
is one of the benefits of a cruise, right. Everything's
included when it comes to your dining and your main
dining rotations here, and we want to make sure that
you get to try all the great things, especially a
lot of the seafoo dishes because they are actually locally
sourced in Really, is.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
There somebody off the back of the boats that's fishing
so fresh?

Speaker 12 (01:17:10):
Our ships are incredible and there's something for everyone. Every palette,
very fancy palettes, and more of myself, which is a
pub palette. Sometimes I do what order of the kids
menu because we welcome kids of all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
You just here, oh yeah, like I might have been
in line behind a couple of kids at what's the
name of the books. At Cabanas, they had the mini
corn dogs, the mac and cheese. I'm like, you know what,
there's all there's slicing, like fresh roast beef. They're they're
they're doing all that stuff. But here I am, I'm
getting like some mini corn dogs and some macari.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
I'm with you.

Speaker 12 (01:17:40):
It's comfort food. And then we have our highest you know,
fanciest different cuts of filets and all the things.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
But yeah, those are the restaurants, so like Tiana's and
you know, the Animator's palette, and like those are all
part of your as you said, the dinning rotation, that's included.
But then we're doing a dinner later on the week
at Pallo.

Speaker 12 (01:17:57):
Which is hollow, is our premium adult ownly dining adults only,
and that's a that's an extra charge, it is, but it,
let me tell it's a special experience.

Speaker 9 (01:18:04):
It is worth it.

Speaker 12 (01:18:05):
I have never eaten a finer meal, and being an
Italian New Yorker.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
You get some times and it is so good. Yeah,
so good.

Speaker 12 (01:18:14):
But one of the things I think that's great that
you mentioned is you mentioned all three places we have
here on the Disney Wonder, But every Disney Cruise Line
ship actually has three different signature restaurants that you all
get to try. And the best part is it's opposite
you're dining or your entertainment. You're dining is scheduled that way,
so you don't have to worry about it. I hate
answering what's for dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
That's the worst question, the.

Speaker 12 (01:18:35):
Worst I will answer any question, but that. And so
this actually on our app we schedule it for you.
So if you want to show up, that's great. If
you want to do twenty four hour room service, that's great.

Speaker 9 (01:18:45):
We had a nice option.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
We had two nights in a row at Tiana's right,
and so the first night Greg and his friends that
they had already been like eating the way around the
ship all day and it was kind of a long day,
and so they decided that, you know what, We're just
going to do room service.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Chill out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Yeah, just so included, or you can you can pop
eye and grab a slice of.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Pizza, which I done several times.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
There's you said that you like Tiana's. But like I say,
of all the restaurants or whatever, you get to pick
one restaurant and one dish at that restaurant on board.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Let's just stick. Let's stick with the Disney Wonder Disney's
we're on right now. But what are you going to
go with?

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
So?

Speaker 12 (01:19:19):
I really love Animator's Palette if I had to pick,
because they have this great shrimp salad. It's like a
fresh salad with really great shrimp on it and nice vegetables,
and it's it sounds very healthy, which I'm usually I
will say not the best at. But it is one
of my favorite dishes, and we actually serve it on
all of our ships and I look forward to it
every time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
Yeah, one of my favorites an Animated's Palate. I got
the pork chop, which was fair.

Speaker 9 (01:19:42):
That's supposed to be excellent.

Speaker 12 (01:19:46):
So you can get to such a range, and I
think that's what's so great. So if you want to
try stuff, you can.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
The times wonderful you guys brought by uh you know,
all these different bennets the morning. We are not mad
at those they brought by. I think like there were
two in each thing, and they brought by enough orders
for everybody. They were all gone, Yeah and all gone.
We did everything but just licked the place clean. Yeah,
but you guys have been spoiling us, especially on the food.

(01:20:11):
We genus convinced. She's gained almost twenty pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Cruise points, don't county.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Rule about like different area codes, food with food, cheat day,
cheat week. Nicole, thank you, thank you guys.

Speaker 12 (01:20:29):
This is such an honor and I'm so excited to
have you on the Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Wonderful so nice.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
I will Nicole thank you when your very own Disney cruise.
The keyword today is board.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
B O A r D.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
There's multiple spellings of board and this is the one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Get on board b O A r D.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Just go to the woodieshow dot com anytime between now
and midnight. You can sign up. We have a three
hundred dollars Disney gift card that you can use for
anything Disney. As a qualifying prize, and like I mentioned,
we are drawing the grand prize winner for your very
own seven night Disney Alaska cruz cot up on two Tuesday.
Once once we give up these sea legs and we're
back on dry land and back in the Woody Show studio.
Tuesday is the grand Prize drawing. So enter the keyword

(01:21:07):
board B O A R D. Right now, I go
into the woodieshow dot com, YEP, the Woody Show. All right,
welcome back everybody. It is Friday morning. It is The
Woody Show. Yeah, great heat, Menace, Gina Grant, Sammy Dumbass,

(01:21:30):
Tyler D A two D A T. I keep looking
across the table and audience. He has that pizza slice
tattoo's got his forum. It's awesome, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
It's hypnotic.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Was that something you did with Menaces podcast? Yeah, that
was back at twenty nineteen, so six years ago. That's solidarity, right.
Somebody says, would you get that for you go? Oh,
for a podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
I'm not gonna lie. This tattoo has gotten me free
drinks and a date, so it kind of worked out.
I say, really, I swear, how did that work? She's like, oh,
I really like your tattoo, and we got to talking.
We ended up going out like a week later.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
Yeah, what do you do you know that a good
friend of mine who I used to do a podcast
with to celebrate one of our I don't know, a
thousand show or whatever, got a big picture of the
two of us.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
On his arm and it's still Bryan Randy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
He regrets it every day.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
No, Yeah, but he has a bit because he's married
and his wife's like what and he has a big
picture of me on his head.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
This goes back to the tattoo conversation about like, man,
I don't know, there's nothing I can really I feel
like I can really commit to that hard. I mean,
DJ Tim Martinez are our buddy Tim, Like he got
his he got like an old English and for Martinez.
But that's gonna be his name till he dies.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
I don't have any pride in my name the way
that he does, right, Like, you know, I don't really care.
That's what the name I was born into. There's no
like big story. It's not about a royal family. Yeah,
there's nothing specially, but it's like kind of half redneck
people from Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:22:49):
But to explain Tyler's tattoo, it's a pizza slice with
a game controller playing video games.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Looked very angry. That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
It's like it also looks like a like a female
pizza slice. Dude, it looks like chicking the eyes. Yeah,
it doesn't like looks eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Yeah. Look oh that's definitely a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
If not, that's a that's a trans SLICEA And.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
We said, we're like, are you sure you want to
put it there?

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
Yeah, and he's like, I'm all in, but you know yeah,
I mean it's easily, like I said, the one I've
gotten the most compliments on, and I'm building around it,
turning it into a video game.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Half sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Oh, that's really that's gonna be money well spent. That's
really cool. You'll definitely get more chicks that way.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
It's definitely a conversation starter.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Yeah, you might want to get like one of those
taken number of things that they have at the deli. Yeah, Tyler,
they'll be lining up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Yeah yeah. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
So we're on the Disney Wonder We are in Juno,
Alaska this morning. We're giving away a Disney seven night
Alaska cruise. You can win just go to the wood
Show dot com. Today's keyword is bored b o A
r D. That's b O A r D.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
This is not your first cruise, second cruise. Else here,
everybody's been on cruise before. Okay, yeah, all right. One
of the things that I had here for a people
were asked question was what's something that you tried once
and you immediately knew it wasn't for you? Like I
would say, like running, you know, yeah, like I tried

(01:24:17):
it when we lived in San Francisco. I went out
and I bought like running shoes and the whole thing
now ocause I felt like I was meeting so many
people that like ran, and there were hell of skinny
y you. You don't really, I'm saying, because you don't
really meet any fat runners, right, No, yeah you don't.
And so I'm like, all right, well, you know, not
that I'm gonna run marathons, but I'll try not for me,

(01:24:39):
Like if you ever see me running, you should too.
Something's definitely something's definitely, something's definitely chasing it, or there's
a fire.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
I think one for me that I think Greg is
I might lose all respect for me. I'm not sure.
Getting wasted, like getting really drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Really you are not a drinker. I mean I like
to feel a buzz, but I I feel annoying when
I'm drunk and then I don't feel well and.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
I want to So when did when did that happen?
Like what was because there had to have been like
a certain like an event where you were that drunk
and you're like, you know what, I think, I'm not
doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
This is very cliche, but my twenty first birthday in college,
I ended up like like halfway literally into a trash
can Ku king and I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
This is not for me. That one time stopped you. Yeah,
I mean I liked it. You know, It's a little.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
Tequila, a little whitefer and feel a buzz, but getting
like I've never blacked out, not once in my life,
and it's just not for me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
So the problem is for me, like vodka, wine, other things.
Now if I have even one, it's an automatic headache.
Yeah and so and so I don't mind like vodka
like I used to love vodka. Vaka used to be
my go to. Now can't do it. Wine's never been
my thing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Yeah, but a lot of people don't like it. But then,
but then I moved to tequila.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
And here's here's the thing with tequila, Like I like
that feeling like you're talking about where you have just
a good buzz going on, and you mean you try
to maintain that, you know what I mean, like treading
water and that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Now for me, it turns out I can drink double
my weight in tequila and be pretty pretty fine.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Like I could. I can be okay relatively well.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
Yeah, Now there is a tipping point where all of
a sudden you go from fine, fine, fine, fine, fine
even and then just completely over the other other side.
And that's where I get embarrassed. In fact, I've sent
apology techs. DJ Tim Martinez has been a receiving end
of those apology techs.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
As have you. Hey, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Yeah, fun, but see, I don't feel like I'm fun
the same way you feel like you're not right right
like that, I feel like I'm not fun, and then
I regret it. I go, you know what, I'm not
doing anymore. I'm gonna stick to like having like one
or two and then just call it. Because I'm a
social drinker to begin with, I'm not an alcoholic like Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
I require it has to drink no matter where you
goes takes a lot of planning.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Yeah, So what's something he tried once knew it wasn't
for you. The other thing I put on my list
would be cared. I don't like the idea of it,
number one, and then I didn't like the taste of it,
and I go, you know what between those two things, Yeah,
it's just it's just not for me.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
I want to be boozy boo, I want to be
fancy like it. It's delicious good. I have one very
concrete example that's something I've done only once in my
life and I'll never do it again. Sitting front row
at a concert. I hated it. It was Sowhelming, overwhelming,
really absolutely hated it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
And it was.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Coldplay, who I love. Yeah, but I'm like, Nope, can't
do it. And I lasted about ten minutes and I left.

Speaker 6 (01:27:35):
Mine would be theaters, musicals, the symphony because like all
the culture stuff like I get like back in the day,
like Roman times, you have nothing else, nothing else it
was it was probably lit back.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Then, but now Roman like you know, movies and TV
and stuff like, we don't need that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
Stuff, but you like the live, the live event experience.
Nothing gets more live than theater. The musicals and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
No different, but there's a difference. Gena like I hate musicals,
hate them. I don't mind plays. Yeah, okay, like if
if there's like dialogue, whether I'm singing it, but there's
a play, I don't mind that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
I don't mind.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Okay, that's good to know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
It's the.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Everything has to be something.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Dumb friends should be out and the.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Ocean Cruise and Crewe.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
I would watch that show Hot Garbage, Yeah, musical no
thank awful again back in the day before they had
TV and before they're fun else. Yeah, like this was cool, Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
What about you?

Speaker 7 (01:28:38):
Mine would be the really big roller coasters, like I
can do the regular ones.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
A cool, but once you start, what's a regular one
that's cool?

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Like what would be a regular the Credit Coaster.

Speaker 9 (01:28:50):
It doesn't have everything in Disney, I will write.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Okay, so the Incredit Coaster, Space Mountain, things like that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
But like when I went on the Iron Menace with
Menace that was too much.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
I wouldn't go on that.

Speaker 9 (01:29:00):
I walked with them, I did some video and they
were like, you want to come on? Absolutely, you went.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
On twice or three times.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
What is it about it that you don't like?

Speaker 7 (01:29:07):
It kind of makes me first of all, it's very scary,
and then I feel sick at the end too. I
don't feel like, oh man, what a rush. I just
feel like, why did I put myself through that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
I'd be afraid that she's fallowed the season. Glenn Pal's
around when I was in.

Speaker 7 (01:29:24):
High school, I think was the first time that you
kind of start going on the bigger roller coasters, and
so I went on one with all my friends, and I.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Was like, why did we just do that?

Speaker 9 (01:29:32):
Can we go back to the kid ones?

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
I mean again, I tried it more than once. Just
things that just aren't like camping. It wasn't like a
one and done thing. It's just I think my my
thing against camping and things like that is because of
a combined collective experience.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Well you have probably PTSD fo oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Absolutely absolutely. Anybody else, what's something that you tried it
once knew it wasn't for you. Anything.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Riding a mechanical ball. I hated every.

Speaker 9 (01:30:02):
Second of it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
I never tried that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
Yeah, here's some of what people are on the text
with again over to two two nine eighty seven. Being
a morning person, I can wake up early if I
have to, but I'm never gonna be.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Happy about it. Yeah, we feel you a lot of people.
Uh me, look around real quick road anal.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
It wasn't fine, which is fun just based on just
based on where we're sitting right exactly. But I mean,
you tried it once and it wasn't for you. It says,
just feels like endless pooping. Okay, moving along, tim like
that one. Uh, dating somebody with opposing political beliefs, it's

(01:30:43):
just unnecessary conflict when we are ideologically incompatible.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
This even had that discussion alone is exhausting. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Uh, what's something you tried once and knew it wasn't
for you? Going to a strip club? I see, I
would agree with that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
I agree with that as well.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
I get sad.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Yeah, I award that's a good one. I've only been
to one. Blame af I've been to I've been to them,
but again i've number one has never ever been my idea.
I'd never go to you guys, let's go to that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
Never even though I was a younger dude to my twenties,
never was any had any interest in that because I
feel like, from a common sense standpoint, you know what
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Yeah, yeah, I think you would leave more frustrated. Well,
it's not even frustrated and you get to look at it. Yeah,
you don't get to eat, it's gonna see the mall.
And you didn't go shopping with no money. Yeah, let's see. Yeah,
this says it was so boring. I just felt bad
for the dancers.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
Thank you, I think, And that might be a female thing.
I don't know, but like you want to have fun,
You're like, honey, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Have to do it. You don't seem happy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Here's something you tried once you knew it wasn't for you.
I've tried it more than once because I was told
that I was doing it wrong or I was playing
the wrong gambling Oh, I like, yeah, gambling sucks. I
went to casino with friends for a weekend, lost several
hundred dollars in about an hour and a half. Never again.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Yeah, gled in years.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Yeah about hot tubs, it feels like a gigantic soup
pot for humans.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
Disagree. Yeah, let's see now.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Okay, so full disclosure here on the on the Disney Wonder,
the only hot tubs I would use were the ones
in the adults only area. I don't know why I
felt like that would be better. It doesn't matter because
all the water is being like, especially when you're at sea,
because yeah, they they're constantly. I saw them. I saw
them drain the pool the other day, and then we
feel it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they do that constantly.

(01:32:32):
Yeah yeah, And it doesn't matter because it goes right
back in the ocean. They pump more like the ocean
water through their their water system. There's a really cool Sorry, Uh,
let's let's stay on topic. I'll tell you about this
other thing in a second. All Right, giving birth on
the list, they say I did it twice. The brain
plays a trick on you, making you forget how bad.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
Delivering a baby is until you do it again. You've
heard that many times.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
All Right, didn't even make it to try once. I
just knew right in the moment that it wasn't for me.
Somebody on the text over to two two nine eighty
seven A three way interesting. Someone joked if I wanted
to disappoint two people at once, I'd called my parents.
That's a good joke. That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Number ten drinking a bloody mary Oh delicious, like a spicy,
disgusting fluids.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
I love what you just said.

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
Uh. Somebody texted over skiing. I am not risking my
life on that bunny hill again. What's something you tried
once and knew it wasn't for you. I'll give you
one more here. Oh and this is dude, this is
so popular. Hot yoga, goat yoga. We were in Dallas
before we left for this cruise and we were on
the street, just a random city street, and there was
a big, like digital sign that said goat yoga.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
Yeah. I've never seen a sign like that before.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
But it's it's it's like, uh, it's saturating the market.
There's so much of that popular thanks to people like Gina.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
You do like downward dogging, the jump on your back, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
This person is on the hut yoga. So many people farting. Yeah,
heard that their humidity farts too. Those are the ones
because they hang yea, they have the hang in the
air anyway. So you know, what's something you tried once
to do it wasn't for you. Hit us up on
the text over to two to nine eight seven, or
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Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
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Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
But there's so many different things to do today.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
We're in Juno and uh, what's that I know, Like
after we wrap up here, we're going pretty much right
to our first excursion, right, which is.

Speaker 9 (01:35:11):
A whale quest at a point lots. So we're yeah
gonna go see.

Speaker 7 (01:35:16):
I mean, we'll be on the water seeing humpback whales,
killer whales, sea lions, and eagle.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
We feed them, like do they have like the like
you know what you know when you go to like
the Japanese hibachi steakhouses or wherever they have like the
koi and you can like buy a little packets.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Can you can are there like little fish and stuff
that we can throw the killer whales? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:35:35):
We check on that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Yeah, what if what if I bring some food from
the buffet? Can I do that, like toss them a beg?

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Yeah, it's investigating.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
Yeah, that's cool. And then I think they're they're serving
up there's like a salmon lunch. Salmon right, yeah, my heaven. Yeah,
I have to give greg my salmon. I don't do
so good. Maybe they'll have some mac and cheese or
something on the side, or you know, maybe crab or
shrimp or something.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, crab country.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
You can following on social media. At the Woody Show,
I was talking about like one of the things I
saw when they you know, they drained the pools and
they like just put some fresh water in there, and people,
isn't that a bunch of water waste? It isn't because
of the way that these cruise ships operate right draw
water from the ocean which you're on. There's plenty quite
a bit, and it goes through like their water system

(01:36:24):
on the ship, which purifies and cleans and does everything
else using the heat from the engines, because the engines are.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Already producing all this heat.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
So that's how they heat the pool water and how
they heat all the how you get all the hot
water for dishes and now the hot water for your shower.
There's a really cool documentary online. I love that, and
in fact, if you go on Disney Plus, I know
they have one where it's like making I think it's
making of the cruise ship if I'm not mistaken, But anyway,
that shows you building. It shows how they built one

(01:36:52):
of the Disney cruise ships. It's not the one that
we're on you know today. It's not the Wonder. It's
one of their New Wish maybe, yeah, is when they
built the Disney Wish Treasure and all the and all
the pieces and how it all comes together in the
shipyard because they basically build a bunch of parts off
off you know, off site, and they load them together
almost like a big puzzle, and it gets well together

(01:37:14):
and put together and like the state rooms for example,
Like when they build the state rooms, everything's already in
the rooms, so they get delivered to the ship with
the beds, with the desks and with yeah no no
so and then they lift that whole section of rooms
onto the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:37:30):
I wouldn't even know those houses in San Francisco, right
they were built, like just play prefab and then go.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
In there and they just like hook up to that section.
They'll hook up all the plumbing because it just all
connects and they do the next thing, next thing. It's
really cool. I know they have one on the Disney
Plus app that you can watch, but then also there's
another one and it's not about Disney, but it's just
about basically how a cruise ship operates from there's a
ton on YouTube the time that the time that you
lead the dock until the time you come back and

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they're ready for the next group of passengers. And how
incredible it's a floating city.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
Because there's so much we don't see we just enjoy and.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
How many pounds of this kind of food and how
many whatever of this you go through in a week,
and like how all the different systems like throughout the
night are working and behind the scenes there's these corridors
and elevators and things to move things from deck to deck.
It's really crazy. It's awesome. Yeah, it's super super cool,
So you can check that out. But yeah, when your
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Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
What's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 8 (01:39:23):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
What money problems for Justin Bieber because his lady just
sold her cosmetics line for one billion dollar?

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
Shear she had a cosmetics line.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
She did, he's had it since twenty twenty one.

Speaker 6 (01:39:36):
Now I don't realize and now it's called road And
I didn't realize that people actually rode that hard for
Billy Bieber to give her a billion dollars for cosmetics lines.
But that's how Like everybody's becoming a billionaire these days.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
Entertachment lines do we need?

Speaker 6 (01:39:50):
Well, yeah, Rihanna's that made her a billionaire? You also
have who else, Kylie jenneron Selena Gomer, Yeah, all billionaires?
Lady got Lady Gaga.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's considered a
cosmetic line. But Jessica Alba has like a whole lot
honest company. Did that make her a billionaire? Yes? Yeah? Probably? Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:40:09):
Well the companies though, are worth that much, right they
theoretically wouldn't be until they sell, which now Haley Bever sold,
so she is Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:16):
Eight hundred million dollars cash, two hundred million dollars in stock, So.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
Not bad for somebody who loves makeup. But I've literally
never heard of this brand.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:40:24):
Well, if you walk into any like makeup store, as
I do, and you'll see there's you'll just be all
these like random famous people yeah that have these lines.
Sucker is paying off for them. Now have you been
seeing this video that's been floating around with the French
president that his lady's like spacking him in the face.

Speaker 3 (01:40:40):
It's the by the way, yes, and do you don't
hold she is?

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Uh no, I don't. I mean she looks old. Fun fact,
McCrone is like forty two, forty three, she's seventy two. Oh,
I mean she is like, what's the what's the deal?
Why she smacked him hard? She did?

Speaker 6 (01:40:57):
And I'm loving this new age of lip res Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
they saw like what she's she She said a few words,
but they saw what she said and she just kept
on calling.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
Him a loser.

Speaker 6 (01:41:09):
Oh wow, she's like, get away from me, los her
because he tried even after he just got spacked in
the face. He's trying to, you know, walk down the
airplane and like hold her hand. She's like, just get
away from me.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
You lose her. Oh my god. And his reaction was
one of, oh, we just got busted because he gets
you see the smack, and then he sees o're in public, smile.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Yeah, and yeah, like Mommy disciplined him hard.

Speaker 6 (01:41:34):
Isn't there like rumors that he's out like doing cocaine
and stuff with people. Is that true or not true
or there?

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
I haven't heard and I don't know about that, and
I'm starting a rumor.

Speaker 4 (01:41:45):
But like in other countries like Italy or maybe France,
it's not that weird to have them have like a
side chick that's kind of public, So I don't know
that's really like it's acceptable.

Speaker 6 (01:41:55):
Yeah, yeah, And did you know smack your man in
the Yes, not a big deal over that, all right.
You know what's also been dominating entertainment news is the
Chriskly family. Yeah, family in their presidential partner now in
a social media post, and this is what I want
to ask you guys. In a social media post, they
barely to show Todd chriskly the father and he has muscles.

(01:42:18):
Now a prison for a couple of years. Now, are
you gonna, you know, pump iron in prison? Are you
just gonna sit around and eat in prison?

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
If I'm in prison, yeah, I'm sitting around not doing anything,
Like what do I care?

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
Catching up on sleep? You're not hit in the gym
or what?

Speaker 9 (01:42:34):
No, But I bet he loved it in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:42:37):
I mean that he's been waiting to go to prison
his whole life.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
It was his super Bowl. But yes, if I was
in prison, I'd do anything to be alone.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
If I was, if the idea of it, i'd be,
I'd be pump and ironed so hard. But when I
got there, I'd be like maybe tomorrow. I mean, I've
got a life sentence, I'm cool.

Speaker 6 (01:42:54):
Watch I feel like I would need something to do,
because you know, reading wouldn't be my things?

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Right? What else I'm gonna do? I guess.

Speaker 9 (01:42:59):
So I imagine he wants to look good in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Yeah right, wow Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
Yeah, here's the thing. I wouldn't want to. It depends
on my sentence. Like, if I'm in there for a
life sentence, I'm not doing anything to prolog life, like
I ambout doing anything to get healthy. Yeah, and make
my time in prison last even longer.

Speaker 7 (01:43:15):
I may.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
I mean I think if I had a.

Speaker 6 (01:43:17):
Life sentence, he had twelve years and maybe not then
full twelve years then yeah right, and in that case,
then maybe maybe do something, you know, to keep yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
Healthy because until year ten.

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
Yeah, but if you're in there for a life sentence,
I don't. And you know what now that I say that,
like maybe uh, maybe Jeffrey Epstein did kill himself because
think about that, what future do you Why would you
want to try to keep yourself alive if you're not
going to be in prison for the rest of your life. Yeah,
that seems kind of like going to but you're working
out to prolong it. See that just shows that's the

(01:43:49):
dumb mentality that you got. You got you in the
prison in the first place.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
You know, that's a really good point.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
Smoking cart in a day. Yeah you didn't really think
this through, did you. Yeah, I'll put money on your books. Great,
don't worry.

Speaker 6 (01:43:58):
It's nice speaking about people maybe going to prison, Diddy,
but I want to talk about his twin daughters.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
His twin daughters are they're still out here? Doing things. Guys,
they went to prom, they just.

Speaker 6 (01:44:08):
Graduated in Los Angeles, and they just they're constantly posting
on social media all done up and everything. And I
want to ask you what he Since you have children,
and Gina, since you have a step child, would you
be upset that, you know, you're on the trial for
your life and your kids are just out here at
events taking photos when posting on social media as nothing

(01:44:29):
is happening, not even like hey, pray for my dad
or something.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
You know me, Gina, yes, I'd be rip pissed.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
But Diddy, who's a narcissist, is probably like, you got
to put on a good face. You got to look good,
you got to go to party's carry.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
On my legacy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
Nothing's actually happening. And it's the opposite of what you
were telling us about the Christly kids who were devoting
their lives to get their to get their parents out. Yeah. No,
just out here my son. Yeah, they got to still
live their lives though. Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
All right, thank you very much, No problem. We're gonna
take a quick break. We got some more Friday Woody
Show on board the Disney Wonder coming up for you next.
Hang on, Well, that's gonna do it for today's show.
That's gonna do it for the week It is time
to weekend, everybody, and man, what a weekend that we

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have ahead of us because we are still on board
the Disney Wonder for the entire weekends, not till Monday
that we get back to port in Vancouver and head
on back. But we do want to thank everybody from Disney,
from the Disney Cruise Line, everybody on board the Disney
Wonder off the service excellent, Yeah, the promotions people and
everybody else who gave us this opportunity to to make
this happen.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
We have never done anything like this before.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
We've never done where we've had a whole week of
shows from anywhere but our own studio, and so this
this was very much an experimentertaking.

Speaker 12 (01:45:54):
H Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
Yeah, who knows we'll ever have the opportunity to do
something like that again. So we figured, like you know,
yolo right right? Yeah, but yeah, hey again there are
worst jobs. We're gonna send you on a Disney cruise
to Alaska. Yeah, you're gonna have to do the show
each day. Yeah, Okay, Greg said you couldn't beat the
commute all week.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
I think commute's been great. Views are perfect. You're sitting
at work looking at Alaska.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
But I'm gonna make this quick because we have some
excursions and some other things to get to. But we
hope you enjoy your weekend. Anything you missed this week
and get caught up on the full show podcast. Just
go to the Woodieshow dot com and to win your
own Disney cruise. One last reminder, you have until midnight
tonight to enter the keyword board b O A R
D on the Woodieshow dot com. Tuesday, when we're back

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live with the brand new show, we're gonna have the
grand prize drawing. We'll tell you who the winner is,
and congratulations to everybody whos so far has won these
three hundred dollars Disney gift cards. That's all I've got.
Anything you got for us in the meantime, As always,
you leave on the after hours voicemail at eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie. That'll be weird when calls start
coming back in on Tuesday.

Speaker 12 (01:46:59):
Mor back.

Speaker 2 (01:46:59):
Yeah, Monday, we're not on live obviously because like I said,
we're that's when we're disembarking travel day.

Speaker 9 (01:47:04):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
Yeah, that's a that's a travel day, but we will
be back live on Tuesday. Also, follow along all the
weekend activities on our social media at the Woody Show,
mostly on Instagram and TikTok as we're posting stuff, but
give us a follow at the Woody Show. All right,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
Please, Yeah, find someone who loves you the way Woody
loves DJ Tim Martinez. That's the dream.

Speaker 2 (01:47:25):
I said that the dude, I'll tell you that's the truth,
the secret of life. Yeah, yeah, Tim, And I think
he said that because Tim sitting right here. Well that's
why I chose today too.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
And you make no secret of your love for Tim, Tim.

Speaker 2 (01:47:37):
Yeah you know why because number one, he is a
hard worker. Yeah, he's got an attention to detail, which
I appreciate. Yeah, he's a good guy. Yeah right, and
uh yeah, he's he's totally in the in the wheelhouse
of the sense of humor of the show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
Yu huh.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
And you know what you get with Tim, And I
appreciate people like that because I try to be like that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
Sometimes sometimes you're not gonna like what you hear, but
you always know where you stand absolutely, And I mean
doesn't get any sexier in this little bran.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
He's basically in the world. Just look at him, striking, Yeah,
he really is. He's those eyes because he's following the homie.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
All right, all right, well the rest you guys, thank
you so much for giving us some of your valuable
time this week. You know we'd love to appreciate you
for that. Uh, you guys can suck and enjoy the
rest of your weekend. We'll catch you back here on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
S M D double M. I quit this bitch.