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The Woody Show. I will welcomeback to the Wodie Show, everybody and
ladies and gentlemen. Our next guestis a record breaking touring comedian, actor,
voice, actor, producer, WWETV host, nineties Nickelodeon royalty keyholder
to the city of El Paso,Texas. He is a food hacker,
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plane skidding off the runway, survivor, awesome party thrower, v w enthusiast,
laying around good guy. Give itup, ladies and gentlemen for Gabriel
a glacier uffy job. You knowyou forgot headphone disruptor, phone disp He's
using Mendace's headphones. They're cutting inand out, breathing on them. I
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burned the cables now they don't wantto work. Hi, Gabriel, how
are you doing, good man?Been a long time since since we've seen
you in here? No kidding doingsbeen going? Have you? Have you
lost weight? Uh? No?I just to buying bigger clothes. That's
you know, that's it's the new. As a fact, guy, I
love when people say that to mebecause it tricks me for a minute.
Yeah, and it feels good whensomebody says that. You go you are
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like what you been doing. No, I went from double X to three
X. That's that's the way todo it. Yeah, before we get
into all the fun stuff, wewant to talk about Gabriel Iglacias. This
is fun though too. This isthe business side of things. Yeah.
Yeah. So he's on his Don'tWorry b Fluffy tour and there is a
Valentine's Day show at the key ofForum that's happening on Wednesday, February fourteenth.
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Nice for tickets. And there's,by the way, shows all across
the country, all these different placeswhere you listen to the Woody Show,
Anaheim, the Honness Center, Spokane, Washington. You've got Rancho Mirage,
Vegas. And there's just a tonof tour dates. So if you go
to his website, Fluffy guy dotcom, you can find all those dates
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there and buy your tickets. Yes, right, still on the road.
I know that's still on the road. Work every day, Christmas, New
Year's whatever. Right. You knowwhat's interesting is that this month I actually
I told my manager, I says, look, let me just take the
month of January off from touring.And I'm still busier literally doing what well.
I'm currently I'm working on a sitcomright now, it's not my sitcom,
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but I'm making a guest appearance ona show. Not allowed to say,
but I can get clues. Andin addition to that, I'm doing
a bunch of press for the keyof Form. And then of course I
got that's my first show back isFebruary fourteenth. Yeah, okay, because
I always wanted, like, youknow, comedians, you're on the road
or whatever, is it exhausting otherthan the travel, because like, you
have the material, you're going out, you're doing that material each night.
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You can hone it or what everybodylike, I'd imagine, like, you
know, there's a lot of timeto go have fun and do stuff.
And in my twenties, stefinitely foreve. I just want to go back to
the bus and down what's considering asa comedian other than like riding the materials.
That's a constant thing, right,you know, anything that happens on
stage is the fun part. That'swhy I don't like vacations. I don't
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like vacations because that means I'm doingeverything but the fun thing. You know,
what is a vacation. Oh,you plan a trip, you go
to the air, you go tothe airport, you fly you you know,
you're on a shuttle bus, you'reat the hotel, you're checking in.
All those things I do every singleweek, multiple times per week,
and the one that the only thingthat's fun for me is the actual performing.
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So to not do the one funthing and do all the other stuff,
I'm double work. That's that's workwork, that's like no, so
for me to take a break,I'm actually at home enjoying my own air
conditioning, my own bed, mytemper Pedi pillow. Because I was thinking
about it, like Joe from ourperspective, Like, the part I hate
the most is all the prep andthe writing and all that kind of stuff.
The research, the part. Thepart that I like, yeah,
waking up at two o'clock in themorning. The part that I like is
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the part that like we're doing rightnow, like the on the air actual
Yeah, like executing all that.But without that preparation or whatever, it
probably wouldn't be as fun. No, no, no, because you're unprepared.
You know. I've been gone upon stage and like winging it as
a comedian, you know, butthat's how I write. So that's the
that's the fun part too. Justdo that. Yeah, you know when
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you want to keep that I heeartcontract wing Wing Yeah, wings, you
know who winged it much left it. Speaking of doing all these different projects
and stuff, Greg just found outthe other day you were in Narcos season
three, well, which was likea twenty seven to It was a long
time ago. But the only reasonI bring it up is because I was
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on Netflix and I'm going through allthe previews and I'm like, oh,
Narcos, I think, did Iwatch that yet? And then I'm watching
the preview, I'm like, ohmy god, Fluffy's getting shot. It
was crazy. That was I didn'tjust find out, per Se, you
just told us you found out.I was looking. He's not gonna say
that in front of Gabriel exactly.Yeah, I just found out. It
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was six years ago that I wason an episode of Nots. But the
cool part about being on Notticles,first of all, I adam to be
on it. I can say itthe authentic Narcos. If you say what
that accident sounds like medication not ofcourse. Yeah, So six years ago
I was on an episode. Ihad asked Netflix if I could make a
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cameo because at the time you know, I had just signed a deal for
the specials and I said, I'ma big fan of the show. And
this is before the show was super, super super popular. My whole goal
was I wanted to get killed byEscobar. Yeah he got killed, but
you know, yeah, you sawwhat happened. Anyway, I made it.
I want to say, season three, yeah, or four season season
yeah. And it was one scene, small, but I get shot.
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I got shot like eighteen times,right, And what was cool is that
they used that clip and the trailer. So anybody who watched the trailer,
I'm at the beginning and I'm justgetting shot all through the trailer and so
everybody's like, oh my god.But clearly I didn't make it through that.
But the best part was that Imade it to the trailer. It
did so well the feat. Theresponse was somehow they brought you back to
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the next episode. You know whatthey did. They wanted to have Netflix
wanted to have a in in memoryof uh, like little sketch of Dominican
Gangster number six, And so theyhad me come down to the Netflix studio
and I recorded basically the nautical song. They wanted me to lip sync it,
and it was like showing clips ofthat one thirty second moment of me
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getting annihilated. Yeah. So it'sme singing the Nutical song, smoking a
cigarette and I'm basically going to heavenand it's at the end of it just
says rest in peace. Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah, you and Woody
share something very in common now,because Woody was shot in an episode of
Yeah, just last season. Iwas that this was fun man double barrel
shotgun blast to the chest. Itwas Edward James almost who who killed me.
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It was quite the honor killed bySantana. Yeah. Yeah, rule
going down. Yeah, it ruledlike all the packs explode and the whole
thing on you. Oh yeah yeahyeah, blood everywhere. It was awesome.
Rules. Yeah, I love those. If they don't warn you,
you get scared because they whibs havea real that's like a little explosive explosive
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going up on your chest and yeahyeah, and it feels like, you
know, someone just kind of smackingyour open hand on the chest. Yeah.
And then of course I got allthe liquid in there because you have
to be bleeding once it popsy.When I did and I got shot up,
I had when I did, Ihad a fall to the ground,
and I had a like a mattresson the floor for me to land on,
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and they told me for continuity,I had to stand on the floor
while they shot all the rest ofthe angles in there in case my feet
or something came out. So I'mjust laying there just dead. Wow,
you know. And then when Igot up, it was so late at
night and we were actually on locationin New York, uh that I had
to go back to my hotel roomall shot up because we had dress rooms
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on we had no we had dressingrooms on the street trailers, and they
took the trailers and they left.Yeah, it was that kind of neighborhood,
so you walk into So I leaveall squibbed and shot up. But
I'm hungry. So we stopped offat a bodega. It's so I could
get a sandwich to get and sothe guy behind the counter sees me,
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and I'm just all like he's lookingat argue alive. It's like the terminator.
I have a high pain threshold.I just sit in that fake blood
stuff for like I don't know,hour and a half. And it sucks
because they brought around these like icecream cookie sandwiches, and I'm like,
I have all this crap on myhands, and I'm like, I didn't
know what to do, and everybody'seating these things in front of me and
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it looks so good. Yeah.So I did that for an hour and
a half and they go, yeah, I think we're good. I think
we got what we needed, Like, damn it, finally, so then
I can go and clean up.How long did it take you to get
the blood off? Oh? Well, because they brought me to a place
I didn't know. Uh this,I guess a little trick where they use
a shaving cream. Oh that's atrick. And yeah, they used that
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and all the fake blood stuff,which is a lot a lot of corn
syrup, I guess, and withsome others it comes right off Hotel soap
does well. Next time it's thefoaming. It's the foam, uh Joe.
Yeah, Well there's that Andy showeredwith Edward James almost too. Yeah.
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Gabriel A Glacias is here. Fluffyis here at Fluffy Guy on all
the social media platforms. His tourdon't worry be Fluffy is making its way
across the country, and you getall the information by going to fluffy Guy
dot com. It's fluffy Guy dotcom more with Gabriel Glaciers coming up next
year in the Woody Show. Hangon right, all right, Well we've
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got Gabriel Glacias here in the studioeverybody. And as we mentioned, it's
gonna be at the Kia Forum onValentine's Day. Are you gonna come out
like in a Cupid get up,like the whole like red sash thing.
I thought about making it very fromthe from the white plane like pink.
Yeah, yeah, no, No, it's just, uh, We're gonna
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have some decorations, but I thinkthat's going to be the extent of it,
you know, to take their throughtheir Instagram photos and stuff. But
yeah, I'm just gonna be rockinga nice shirt. So that's the Forum
on Valentine's Day and then the HannaCenter on Friday, April nineteenth. Now,
Gabe, I heard you invented asandwich at the Sizzler across the street
from the Forum, made out ofthe cheese toast. Okay, so Sizzler.
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First of all, a lot ofsome people are love Sizzler. Some
people are like whatever Sizzler other thanmaybe like a one off here and there
even still existed, became a dentist'soffice. The one street from the Forum
is still going strong. Oh yeah, yeah, it's Caddy Corner from the
Forum. And my favorite thing inlife at Sizzler is the double Malibu chicken
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dinner. And so I was was. I got the cheese toast that they
have there. And by the way, if you ask them to butter both
sides, they'll put the spread onboth sides. Oh oh yeah, Oh,
he's just one side right now.Joke now, but you know how
many people are gonna be like,I didn't know you could do that.
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And I've been going there since Iwas a kid. That's like a menu
had, yeah, the secret menu. The surfer there says that that's called
Halisco style. I'm like, Idon't know if you're making that up or
not, but I'm just gonna I'mgonna go with it. So what I
did was is I grabed two piecesof that toast and I grabbed my malibu
chicken and I put it in betweenand I and I just sandwiched it,
okay, cut it in half,and now it's on the menu. I
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don't know if they were watching myI g when I did that. I
stole it, but I'm glad.But now it's now it's not something that
I look we're doing at the table. Now it comes pre assembled. The
Melbourn chicken. It's sort of achicken court on blue right, it's exactly
what that ham, a little Swissand then you add a little bit of
mustard to that. I don't know. Yeah, there you go toast.
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Okay, god that sounds. Putyour name on it and even give you
any kind of credit course points onwhat's I get? I get like small
mom and pop restaurants have a lotof fluffy things on the menu. Yeah,
the other men you had told mehe came up with something. Yeah,
the Hibachi Beria. Yeah, amexicanas Yeah, they made a brito
that basically has noodles, spam friedrice. I want to get a karaokey
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chicken. And they just they rollit up and which is and they rolled
up in the burritle. They calledit noodles and wasn't a Mexican Asian fusion.
So this is years ago. Wehad Guy Fieri when he was a
contestant on the Next Food Network Starwhatever the hell was called. He won,
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and uh and he came in andhe made some stuff for us.
But his restaurant at that time thathe had was like it wasn't a barbecue
sushi place like he would do likea hybrid. Yeah, he would put
barbecue items. It was well,he had Johnny garlics and then I think
he had Johnny wabbies. Yes,okay, that was the place, and
they had like these uh they wouldmake these sushi rolls, so fusion like
Southern barbecue and sushi, except getrid of all the fish and it was
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like pulled pork sushi rolls and brisketwhatever role it was. That sounds right.
It was cool. Yeah, itwas cool. They had Johnny across
the street from the Punchline in Sacramento, so I knew, yeah exactly,
we go there for lunching. Yeah. I love his Uh you know,
well, Gussie Gabe is don't worrybe fluffy toward the Valentine's Day show at
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the Forum that's on actual Valentine's Day, February fourteenth, and of course the
Honda Center coming up in April.Get the details, tickets and all the
informations go to fluffy guy dot com. That's fluffy guy dot com. More
with Gabriel Glaciers coming up here injust a moment gets hot and then they
just wanted Joe and Mexican know.Wow, all right, welcome back everybody.
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Hey, hey, it is theWoody Show. We have Fluffy Gabriel
a Glacia there. I'll do onefor your no show umber right now.
That's all right, don't forgive you. You try to roll a very We
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do a lot of time because it'sauthentic, authentic. You gotta put it
all at the end, authentic there. All right, Well, Gabriel Iglesias
is here. Get his tour datesfor his shows across the country. Fluffy
guy dot com, fluffy guy dotcom or at fluffy Guy on Twitter and
Instagram. You know, you tourconstantly, but you know, isn't there
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like a point where you think likemaybe this will be it? You know,
like a year. There's there's beensome talking to a MENA said mentioned
it to me, Yeah, becausethere was some articles saying a rumor that
you said you were going to retire. Is that true or not true?
Oh? I said that on stagefor sure. Yeah, just audience.
No, I didn't do it tojuice the audience. The honest truth is
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that I was. I like,that had to make it a Latino.
White people can't miss me. Yeah, they can't be like, no fluff,
you don't do that. Man.Come on, man, that sounds
what we just found out about you. It sounds real white. I'm going
to mix it up, going tomiss you, flapping to leave miss you.
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But I still won't do the blackboys, will you. I was
like, hello that, I'm mister, I'm not necessarily good at sports or
have a big pant. So isit true? Are you retiring or know
what's going on? Oh dude,I was drunk on stage. Drunk I
figured there was no way that Iwas in I want to see New Jersey
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and I was just, you know, man, I was along my fields
and I you know, I washaving some drinks back. You know.
The show was probably close to threehours at that point, and uh yeah,
I was like, you know what, I'm just gonnadude, one big
show. I saw it later on, I'm like, oh my god,
And of course somebody in the crowdrecorded it. I went viral. Yeah,
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oh yeah, I spread all conspiracytheory. I've already signed on for
two more specials with Flick, sothere's no way I can retire. Okay,
yeah, and why would you do? Like I figured, like a
guy like you who gets to acertain point in the comedy game, Like,
dude, you have so many fansand you get to show up.
You can go out there and theywill eat up really any like you just
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come out the fact that you're justthere and speaking of the microphone, they
love it. It's like when wegot to get up on stage and say
a curse word or the name ofthe city that we're in for them to
get any kind of reaction, youknow what I mean. But yeah,
Like, but a comedian man likeyou, guys have such hardcore fans and
then it's printing money. There's notreally a lot of overhead, I would
think with you know, compared likea band. You know, like,
uh what Taylor Swift goes around,She's got like huge these you know,
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musicians and whatever that's got to betheir dancers. There's no dancers. It's
you on a stage and you getto go out there and do your thing
and these people love you and allthis adoration and then a big fat paycheck
at the end of it. Somaybe you're not doing it every week,
you know, at some point youcan, you know, kind of just
retire. Don't retire time, Like, why would you ever retire? The
reason why I contemplated retire is becauseI wasn't sure if I was going to
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be able to talk. You alwayswant to outdo yourself. You always want
to Okay, I did this,and now let me try to do that.
I do myself all the time,you know, going, But after
doing Dodger Stadium, I was like, how am I supposed to top this?
It's not every day you can saythat you actually saw your peak.
It's like you jump the shark,Like what am I going to do?
Now? You hate vacation and youhate nothing I do. But I feel
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like, you know what, whatelse is there that I could possibly be
doing that I could be good atthat? I don't know because I'm I
focus all of my time in onlydoing one thing. Wasn't that what Elton
John just did? He just hadthat Dodger Stadium special that just want him
an Emmy and he said, I'mdone, I'm done, I'm here.
Does it become a piano? Buthe's like nine hundred dude, And I
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know a guy that makes outfits,But I mean, who knows. I've
started doing a lot of voiceover work. I started acting more, and I'm
like, well, let me,let me see what else I can get
into. Maybe there's something else thatI'm missing out on. Possible you could
be the guy who always gets shot. Yeah. No, I'm telling you
that's pretty cool. Yeah, it'spretty cool. Different. So that's why
I actually said, well, youknow, what if if I'm going to
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retire, end it on the biggestpossible show. I thought about retiring that
night, like, thank you,good night, It's been an awesome five
years. What a way to go. And then if I get shot in
the parking lot, then that's likethe Selena part two. You know,
it's like, you know, hewent off, he went off, and
that's it. It's over. Yeah. I woke up the next morning with
the meanest best hangover ever after that, and then I said, all right,
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what am I going to do now? Yeah? Well, we did
have a thought because you know,AI is so big, like maybe let
AI take over? Right? Haveyou ever thought about using AI? AI
is terrifying, for terrifying is veryscared. I think I think that our
all of our days are numbered.The more information, the more information that
we put into AI, the morethat they learn or just you know,
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because I always said I'm not worried. I used to say, I'm not
worried about AI because AI doesn't standsarcasm, and that doesn't doesn't understand yes,
and you know, double meanings andstuff like that, and so it's
like, you know, but themore I hear A doing it, and
I'm like wow, and then andthen of course then they put it in
a robot and it gives it creepyeyes, and then you must go.
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So I'm with you. I thinkthat that we need to pull the plug
if we can on that. Goodluck. We're we're already replacing ourselves,
all right, Gabriel Glaciers, wouldyou like to hear Gabriel Iglesias sing here
with songs? This, This isexactly what you're about, Ladies and gentlemen,
about here right now, because Ialready know where you're going with this.
What you're about to hear right nowis is uh yeah, the death
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of humanity. Press play. Allright. So Menace has this this program
or whatever that that he likes,and we've heard a couple of his songs.
Now it's as simple as taking Imean there's obviously a ton of material
out there they took. Yeah,just put that in and it doesn't even
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take much. Like that's what sosurprised about. Cross the button that says
Fluffy's essence. Yeah, go ahead, all right, So this is uh,
I've never loved Fluffy more. Thisis a I Fluffy singing Jack Harlowe.
There not around you, boy,she could quiet around your boy.
Hold on, I don't know whatyou heard of. When you've got a
bunch of boy. But they lotteda bunch of blay going dumb and it's
some mediat a bunch of white thatshe went. She the pray. That's
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a bit. She won't me spiderwhen you blay. I know what,
dud, you always have a careerin hip hop, you know what I
mean? In the front row,make them say the part where he's not
Vanilla but he chokes people. That'sthe part that's my favorite part of that
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saw alight Vanilla but I don't choke. I won't choke you, I won't
kill you or something. Oh he'scool like that, you know. All
here you go, Morgan Wallen,Yeah, Country Twain. Yeah. Just
in case you uh, you know, decide you want to go country,
Fluffy gone country. This is fluffygone country. Lesn we tough. I
can't remember everything we say, wellwe say that at all. That one's
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not as close. No, we'lldo for the twang on it. That's
whatever. Yeah do you do that? Yeah? Can you show us how
you sing? Like this? Sayingokay? But yeah, no way was
it last? Man? You knowthis song? Saying so I can't no
one song for fifty weeks. Yeah, I'm not here where I'm sitting.
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Yeah, not in this room,in this room. Yeah this, I'll
give you a I'll give you onemore twenty one pilots. We all know
twenty one pilots. Oh hell yeah, all right, so a I fluffy
twenty one pilots. Here we go. So I'm thinking my time all my
righty? Yah? Yeah? Whydo I sound heavier? Sound is mama?
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Yeah? Yeah? Take him?That one's not bad. That's okay.
Yeah, that worries sounding they're depressed. See, you have nothing to
worry about because there is an outtakeand it just can't do it. Really,
But man, it's the problem isthis is like first generation like okay,
think back video games. Oh mygod, graphics. Yeah, you
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know no, no, no,no, no, no versus. Now
you got it looks like really ina room, it looks like a movie.
Yeah, and so the same thingis gonna happen. Give it two
three years. It was like someretro thing on Instagram showing like the old
games, like the old targets somethingI remember, like being so excited for
a Tari baseball. I'm like,wow, this is awesome. Now you
like you're looking at it now,You're like, I can't believe we're ever
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excited about that. Right now?Video games are so real. You're almost
actually playing the real sport. That'show real that you almost really bleed.
Yeah, you're trying to hit,all right, trying to die. And
so I'm gonna take now that soundslike Sammy doing the Fail song. This
is basically AI pong right there.Wow, yeah, there you go.
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That's a give it a few years. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Did you guys hear that the GeorgeCarlin yes me out. Yeah,
freaked me out. I thought,I mean, you know again, I
considering I was blown up, right, I really impressed, And I'm like,
you give it a couple more yearsand they're gonna they're gonna have it
down. Yeah, like these guysI don't think appreciate it as much as
I did. I just don't thinkit had any punchlines. It wasn't funny,
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but it just it just it soundedto me. It sounds crazy and
it sounded I don't know what hewould really say, but like if you
would tell me, like George Carlinwasn't really dead and this was his you
know material, I would have believedit. So if you would have gotten
an audio engineer to mess with thatfor a while, because that was just
off of AI. Yeah, right, you get someone to tweak it and
you know, upsurt the bits andslow down a little bit. So it
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sounded very very conceived. What you'resaying, you want tweaked. You handle
that, Greg, get over thereand tweak Fluffy. So what I'm saying
is, enjoy your job, job, save your money, your money,
all right, Well, you couldsee Gabe live while you can't. You
can't. That's going to be thenext tour. While you can see him
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live. Tour human before form abig ol' hologram, right, Gabriel Iglesias,
it's the Don't Worry Be Fluffy TourValentine's Day show at the key of
Forum tickets and all the information abouall the other shows coming all the way
through the country. At some pointyou can stop and see him there at
fluffy guy dot com. That's fluffyguy dot com. We actually have a
game. You get to choose agame that you want to play next.
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All right, why don't you justhave a I play it? We will.
I'll go get a soda and comeback and maybe yeah. All right,
well so you can pick only oneof these games, okay, and
menace prep this all out for you. It's a game of either would you
rather? Or is it patron?I'm sorry, patron? Would you say?
Give me the patron? There's nolike I should patron because it's alcohol.
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But if you're talking about the boss, you say no, okay,
you put the accent when it's theperson. Okay, got it? I
don't for me. I'm learning that'sthe way I do it. I'm all
right, So what do you wantto do? Would would you rather?
Or is it patron? Is itpatron? All right? Love it?
It was going all in. Ilike the tequila guy. All right,
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all right, welcome back. Everybody? Is the Woody show whoa game?
Lady, it's in the game.Is it Fluffy or a I see your
mouth Moven? Although you might getto such a point. What was your
liquor line in that song? Notwe let the liquor talk. See she
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can twin. We let the liquortalk better than AI this year. That's
not bad. Your next tour shouldbe called Fluffy in human form. All
right, So go see Fluffy atthe Forum Valentine's Day that it's happening on
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Valentine's da it's Valentine's Day over that. Don't worry to be Fluffy tourfluffy guy
dot com for the tickets and moreinformation. And then uh hey, Anaheim
coming at you at the Honda Centeron April the nineteenth. Now you get
around to a lot more food spotsthan we do. You know what there
is there anything like newer? Iwant to Menace still is the King because
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I follow MENACE's accounts. Yeah,and man he's always eating some real fifty
miles for a piece of bacon.Yeah. But you went to that one
spot in Australia. That's like takingover social media. Barbecue. Yeah,
dude, what they had that?What was it? It's like called Thor's
Hammer or something like that. Yeah, it's like half a cow on a
plate with a phone hanging out ofit, and it's called Thor's Hammer because
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it looks like Thor's hammer. Andso when we went there, I think
it's cool that this barbecue spot,by the way, is so far away
and everybody thinks it's here in theStates. It's they think it's either in
California or in Texas, right,and it's actually in uh nuts, is
it Sydney? I think it's Sydney. Melbourne. Yeah, pie by the
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way, he's he's pronouncing Melbourne likethe locals are. He's being Yeah,
because I've been yelled at exactly likebona at the locals. That's like half
a count Yeah. But so thatthat place is incredible. That barbecue is
really really good. So we triedthe Thor's Hammer. And then they also
have like this sampler platter of likethey should just call it the Zoo because
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everything on that play. Yeah youa big barbecue fan. Love barbecue?
Okay, give me your top twobarbecue places in soak so l A,
Orange County. Daniel's Barbecue, whichis not even a real location. It's
a dude who sets up his ownlike pop up stands. Yeah in the
hood. Okay, yeah, he'slegit. Can I go there? He
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does? Yeah, yeah you can. It's right up the freeway. You
can just drive off, you know, let him where you're coming. And
it's like like long beach off ofOkay. Oh, you know, I'm
looking at the website. Have Instagramaccount next to a liquor store. So
they got a deal set up.We're in the parking lot. You buy
your barbecue there, and then yougot to get your drinks at the liquor
store, all right, and thenanother give me one more. Oh,
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in California is tough for me.It is tough because, uh, really
good barbecue. Especially my favorite isTexas Style, So I like like the
smoke brisket, I like, youknow, yes God, And so it's
a tough makes I'm always trying tofind Texas Style in California. And so
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Daniels is the only one that Ireally know. There's another guy that's out
in over the Bridge in Wilmington,and him and Daniel used to be like
partners, and so he's he's theother guy that does it. I forgot
his name. I'm sorry, Myspot is smoking fire. Have you been
there? No? But I'm yeah, yeah, I have quite a few
locations smoking fire grills. There's aplace. It's an actual like sit down
restaurant. They have a bunch oflocations. Sauce in Anaheo by the by
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the Honda Center, So if you'recoming out, if you're coming out to
see April teenth the Hones Center,you can go eat it. Sast anybody
on Santa Clarida. I recently founda place that I think it's pretty good.
The only thing that pisses me offabout this place they don't have burnt
ends, but all the all theother stuff on their meny is so good.
It's called smoke House on Maine.It's on Main Street and New Hall
and that that place is really good. That's a fat guy recommendation. I
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do love me some barbecue. It'sonly it's the only thing that drives me
nuts is that they don't have theburnt ends. You don't see that much
out here. It's just not acommon option. Yeah, they got that
like lou Seals, you know what. That used to be my favorite go
to just because that was the onlything really available, right And uh,
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you know it is good until you'vetried, like right, yeah, exactly
exactly, and then you're like,okay, it's it's good certificated. Yeah
all right, Well before you starthearing my stomach growl right through the microphone.
Indeed, I would tell you gosee Gabriel his don't worry b Fluffy
Tour Valentine's Day show at the KiyaForm and then at the Hona Center where're
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gonna get some bar cue before theshow at Sauced April nineteenth. Just go
to fluffy guy dot com for allthe info, and we are back with
Fluffy himself. Yes, Gabriel Iglesias. You can find him on social media,
Twitter or whatever the hell is calledx, Instagram, all the social
media at fluffy Guy. That's aat fluffy Guy. And then for tickets
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information about all the shows coming toa town near you, just go to
fluffy guy dot com. So,okay, we had to change up the
game. He was gonna go,uh with the one option was is it
patron right? Yeah, but thenhe realized that this game involves actual tequila
and drinking. He drove himself here. Yeah, I'm not above drinking.
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Anybody to go I've something would driveyou here, But I did prepare another
game just in case you couldn't play. All right, Yeah, so we're
gonna go with the other game.That would you rather game? And Menace
has prepared some uh would you ratherquestions? Yes, and the first question
is now, please tell me whyyou would I rather go to Smokehouse barbecue
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instead of Lucill's Yes, I would? Oh no, all right, okay?
Would you rather have crab claws ashands or chihuaha pause as hands?
You gotta really think about it.Wow, I was many drinking sounds a
lot better now risking a d uysounds way? But all right, wow
(31:29):
d u I Q that's right.Yeah, I'm gonna say I'll be personally,
I'm gonna say I'm gonna go crabclause just for the sake of practicality.
I mean, I'm sure it's gonnalook funny and cute with like a
little you know, but yeah,you could still grip with the crab clause.
I guess I gotta go that route. I can't believe I'm having this
conversation right, crab clause. Ichoose crab claus. All right, man's
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what's the next awesome one. Okay, all right, all right? How
about this? Okay, I'll gohardcore. Then. Would you rather have
explosive diarrhea for one week, oran earache infection for one month, or
an ear infection for a month?Explosive diarrhea for how long? For a
week? Infection for one month?That is going hard core. Yeah,
that's so hardcore, going hard that'sextreme. Will you still be able to
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make it to the toilet? Orwill there's just be any time anywhere mess.
It's explosive, so you don't knowwhen it's gonna go. Okay,
but can you dedicate a week tojust be like, listen, I'm gonna
be uh, I'm gonna take thisweek off. I'm gonna take this week
off. You do it. Youknow what, I'd rather have explosive diarrhea
because an ear infection is so painful. Yea, it is so painful,
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more painful than this game painful.All right, all right, I'm gonna
go with for a week. Allright, all right, all right,
all right, okay, how aboutthis one? You'd rather give up your
entire car collection or have the abilityto teleport anywhere in the United States only
the United States one time? Oryou can all the time. You can
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tell me teleporting. Is there aweight limit for the teleporting because I would
be in on that. Yeah,you can. You can teleport whenever you
want, but only in the UnitedStates, can go around to the London
or anything. Teleport is America,Yeah, America, just America. Otherwise
it's not realistic. Go ahead,Yeah, it's only the contiguous forty eight.
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I didn't I think we'd be goingwith some teleporting really? Oh yeah,
really? Is this thing that isfantastical and no human's ever done?
Or you're not your I want tobe in Miami right now for sure?
Okay, all right, all right? Would you rather be in a transform
movie, which I know is yourdream Transformer movie, or or be the
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w w E Worldwide Champion for oneyear? Have you this World heavyweight Champion?
Now this one is hardcore? Yeah, this is totally extreme. This
is because you know, I'm abig fan of actual dream but this is
legitimately the champion, not just like, oh we're giving it to not like
like the fans wouldn't be on you. I see your strategy now, menus
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you were warming them up? Yeah, starting that is an easy one,
is it? Yeah? No,because I you know what, I I
don't think i'd want the criticism fromfrom wrestling fans for being champions for a
year unless I was convincing, Likeif I was built like brock Lesnar and
I went in and freaking just manhandledeverybody, then yeah, there's no question
about it. But if it's likeme looking like this and you know,
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with my uh metabolism and my bumknee being champion, no, that wouldn't
that wouldn't be cool. So Ichoose the movie The Transformers. People know
you want to be in one oftheir movies. I'm putting putting it out
there. I'm putting it out thereinto the universe. Yeah, I see
it happening. I see it happening. Fluffy, I have a would you
rather? Would you rather another?Would you rather for medics? Or would
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you rather go to your car andgo home? Or the explosive diary Cowbo?
Would you rather super Cowbo? Glaciers? Everybody? I have more?
But whatever, come on, noreason, don't leave me hanging. I
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got to hear the next would yourather fight off a shark or a crocodile
in a body of water? Allright, Gabli, Fluffy guy, dot
com, find the torte coming nearyou, and uh five month all the
social media at Fluffy. God,dude, it's always good to see you.
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Yeah, I'm thinking about that one. You don't think I got a
better chance with a crock? Really, I'm going shark, dude, because
the croc will bite on you andthen start spinning, spinning like crazy.
I think I think I'd have tosacrifice a limb, But I think I
could get away from a crock allright. If I give a crack a
left arm, be like handle it. I'm getting out of this water while
you're munching. But I think ashark, you're there's no way to get
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in the boat, you know,if you're in. If you're with shark,
you're gonna you gotta be in deep, deep water. Whereas with the
croc, you can be like anApollo. Follow those guys who tell you
how to survive a shark attack.You simply put your hand on their nose
and guide them away. Yeah,okay, you're good. All right,
Well, Fluffy, thank you.More Woody shows. Next, hang up,
don't go anywhere. The Woody Showwill be right back
The Woody Show. I will welcomeback to the Wodie Show, everybody and
ladies and gentlemen. Our next guestis a record breaking touring comedian, actor,
voice, actor, producer, WWETV host, nineties Nickelodeon royalty keyholder
to the city of El Paso,Texas. He is a food hacker,
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plane skidding off the runway, survivor, awesome party thrower, v w enthusiast,
laying around good guy. Give itup, ladies and gentlemen for Gabriel
a glacier uffy job. You knowyou forgot headphone disruptor, phone disp He's
using Mendace's headphones. They're cutting inand out, breathing on them. I
(00:48):
burned the cables now they don't wantto work. Hi, Gabriel, how
are you doing, good man?Been a long time since since we've seen
you in here? No kidding doingsbeen going? Have you? Have you
lost weight? Uh? No?I just to buying bigger clothes. That's
you know, that's it's the new. As a fact, guy, I
love when people say that to mebecause it tricks me for a minute.
Yeah, and it feels good whensomebody says that. You go you are
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like what you been doing. No, I went from double X to three
X. That's that's the way todo it. Yeah, before we get
into all the fun stuff, wewant to talk about Gabriel Iglacias. This
is fun though too. This isthe business side of things. Yeah.
Yeah. So he's on his Don'tWorry b Fluffy tour and there is a
Valentine's Day show at the key ofForum that's happening on Wednesday, February fourteenth.
(01:34):
Nice for tickets. And there's,by the way, shows all across
the country, all these different placeswhere you listen to the Woody Show,
Anaheim, the Honness Center, Spokane, Washington. You've got Rancho Mirage,
Vegas. And there's just a tonof tour dates. So if you go
to his website, Fluffy guy dotcom, you can find all those dates
(01:56):
there and buy your tickets. Yes, right, still on the road.
I know that's still on the road. Work every day, Christmas, New
Year's whatever. Right. You knowwhat's interesting is that this month I actually
I told my manager, I says, look, let me just take the
month of January off from touring.And I'm still busier literally doing what well.
I'm currently I'm working on a sitcomright now, it's not my sitcom,
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but I'm making a guest appearance ona show. Not allowed to say,
but I can get clues. Andin addition to that, I'm doing
a bunch of press for the keyof Form. And then of course I
got that's my first show back isFebruary fourteenth. Yeah, okay, because
I always wanted, like, youknow, comedians, you're on the road
or whatever, is it exhausting otherthan the travel, because like, you
have the material, you're going out, you're doing that material each night.
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You can hone it or what everybodylike, I'd imagine, like, you
know, there's a lot of timeto go have fun and do stuff.
And in my twenties, stefinitely foreve. I just want to go back to
the bus and down what's considering asa comedian other than like riding the materials.
That's a constant thing, right,you know, anything that happens on
stage is the fun part. That'swhy I don't like vacations. I don't
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like vacations because that means I'm doingeverything but the fun thing. You know,
what is a vacation. Oh,you plan a trip, you go
to the air, you go tothe airport, you fly you you know,
you're on a shuttle bus, you'reat the hotel, you're checking in.
All those things I do every singleweek, multiple times per week,
and the one that the only thingthat's fun for me is the actual performing.
(03:20):
So to not do the one funthing and do all the other stuff,
I'm double work. That's that's workwork, that's like no, so
for me to take a break,I'm actually at home enjoying my own air
conditioning, my own bed, mytemper Pedi pillow. Because I was thinking
about it, like Joe from ourperspective, Like, the part I hate
the most is all the prep andthe writing and all that kind of stuff.
The research, the part. Thepart that I like, yeah,
waking up at two o'clock in themorning. The part that I like is
(03:43):
the part that like we're doing rightnow, like the on the air actual
Yeah, like executing all that.But without that preparation or whatever, it
probably wouldn't be as fun. No, no, no, because you're unprepared.
You know. I've been gone upon stage and like winging it as
a comedian, you know, butthat's how I write. So that's the
that's the fun part too. Justdo that. Yeah, you know when
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you want to keep that I heeartcontract wing Wing Yeah, wings, you
know who winged it much left it. Speaking of doing all these different projects
and stuff, Greg just found outthe other day you were in Narcos season
three, well, which was likea twenty seven to It was a long
time ago. But the only reasonI bring it up is because I was
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on Netflix and I'm going through allthe previews and I'm like, oh,
Narcos, I think, did Iwatch that yet? And then I'm watching
the preview, I'm like, ohmy god, Fluffy's getting shot. It
was crazy. That was I didn'tjust find out, per Se, you
just told us you found out.I was looking. He's not gonna say
that in front of Gabriel exactly.Yeah, I just found out. It
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was six years ago that I wason an episode of Nots. But the
cool part about being on Notticles,first of all, I adam to be
on it. I can say itthe authentic Narcos. If you say what
that accident sounds like medication not ofcourse. Yeah, So six years ago
I was on an episode. Ihad asked Netflix if I could make a
(05:08):
cameo because at the time you know, I had just signed a deal for
the specials and I said, I'ma big fan of the show. And
this is before the show was super, super super popular. My whole goal
was I wanted to get killed byEscobar. Yeah he got killed, but
you know, yeah, you sawwhat happened. Anyway, I made it.
I want to say, season three, yeah, or four season season
yeah. And it was one scene, small, but I get shot.
(05:30):
I got shot like eighteen times,right, And what was cool is that
they used that clip and the trailer. So anybody who watched the trailer,
I'm at the beginning and I'm justgetting shot all through the trailer and so
everybody's like, oh my god.But clearly I didn't make it through that.
But the best part was that Imade it to the trailer. It
did so well the feat. Theresponse was somehow they brought you back to
(05:55):
the next episode. You know whatthey did. They wanted to have Netflix
wanted to have a in in memoryof uh, like little sketch of Dominican
Gangster number six, And so theyhad me come down to the Netflix studio
and I recorded basically the nautical song. They wanted me to lip sync it,
and it was like showing clips ofthat one thirty second moment of me
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getting annihilated. Yeah. So it'sme singing the Nutical song, smoking a
cigarette and I'm basically going to heavenand it's at the end of it just
says rest in peace. Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah, you and Woody
share something very in common now,because Woody was shot in an episode of
Yeah, just last season. Iwas that this was fun man double barrel
shotgun blast to the chest. Itwas Edward James almost who who killed me.
(06:42):
It was quite the honor killed bySantana. Yeah. Yeah, rule
going down. Yeah, it ruledlike all the packs explode and the whole
thing on you. Oh yeah yeahyeah, blood everywhere. It was awesome.
Rules. Yeah, I love those. If they don't warn you,
you get scared because they whibs havea real that's like a little explosive explosive
(07:02):
going up on your chest and yeahyeah, and it feels like, you
know, someone just kind of smackingyour open hand on the chest. Yeah.
And then of course I got allthe liquid in there because you have
to be bleeding once it popsy.When I did and I got shot up,
I had when I did, Ihad a fall to the ground,
and I had a like a mattresson the floor for me to land on,
(07:23):
and they told me for continuity,I had to stand on the floor
while they shot all the rest ofthe angles in there in case my feet
or something came out. So I'mjust laying there just dead. Wow,
you know. And then when Igot up, it was so late at
night and we were actually on locationin New York, uh that I had
to go back to my hotel roomall shot up because we had dress rooms
(07:45):
on we had no we had dressingrooms on the street trailers, and they
took the trailers and they left.Yeah, it was that kind of neighborhood,
so you walk into So I leaveall squibbed and shot up. But
I'm hungry. So we stopped offat a bodega. It's so I could
get a sandwich to get and sothe guy behind the counter sees me,
(08:05):
and I'm just all like he's lookingat argue alive. It's like the terminator.
I have a high pain threshold.I just sit in that fake blood
stuff for like I don't know,hour and a half. And it sucks
because they brought around these like icecream cookie sandwiches, and I'm like,
I have all this crap on myhands, and I'm like, I didn't
know what to do, and everybody'seating these things in front of me and
(08:26):
it looks so good. Yeah.So I did that for an hour and
a half and they go, yeah, I think we're good. I think
we got what we needed, Like, damn it, finally, so then
I can go and clean up.How long did it take you to get
the blood off? Oh? Well, because they brought me to a place
I didn't know. Uh this,I guess a little trick where they use
a shaving cream. Oh that's atrick. And yeah, they used that
(08:46):
and all the fake blood stuff,which is a lot a lot of corn
syrup, I guess, and withsome others it comes right off Hotel soap
does well. Next time it's thefoaming. It's the foam, uh Joe.
Yeah, Well there's that Andy showeredwith Edward James almost too. Yeah.
(09:07):
Gabriel A Glacias is here. Fluffyis here at Fluffy Guy on all
the social media platforms. His tourdon't worry be Fluffy is making its way
across the country, and you getall the information by going to fluffy Guy
dot com. It's fluffy Guy dotcom more with Gabriel Glaciers coming up next
year in the Woody Show. Hangon right, all right, Well we've
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got Gabriel Glacias here in the studioeverybody. And as we mentioned, it's
gonna be at the Kia Forum onValentine's Day. Are you gonna come out
like in a Cupid get up,like the whole like red sash thing.
I thought about making it very fromthe from the white plane like pink.
Yeah, yeah, no, No, it's just, uh, We're gonna
(09:50):
have some decorations, but I thinkthat's going to be the extent of it,
you know, to take their throughtheir Instagram photos and stuff. But
yeah, I'm just gonna be rockinga nice shirt. So that's the Forum
on Valentine's Day and then the HannaCenter on Friday, April nineteenth. Now,
Gabe, I heard you invented asandwich at the Sizzler across the street
from the Forum, made out ofthe cheese toast. Okay, so Sizzler.
(10:13):
First of all, a lot ofsome people are love Sizzler. Some
people are like whatever Sizzler other thanmaybe like a one off here and there
even still existed, became a dentist'soffice. The one street from the Forum
is still going strong. Oh yeah, yeah, it's Caddy Corner from the
Forum. And my favorite thing inlife at Sizzler is the double Malibu chicken
(10:35):
dinner. And so I was was. I got the cheese toast that they
have there. And by the way, if you ask them to butter both
sides, they'll put the spread onboth sides. Oh oh yeah, Oh,
he's just one side right now.Joke now, but you know how
many people are gonna be like,I didn't know you could do that.
(10:56):
And I've been going there since Iwas a kid. That's like a menu
had, yeah, the secret menu. The surfer there says that that's called
Halisco style. I'm like, Idon't know if you're making that up or
not, but I'm just gonna I'mgonna go with it. So what I
did was is I grabed two piecesof that toast and I grabbed my malibu
chicken and I put it in betweenand I and I just sandwiched it,
okay, cut it in half,and now it's on the menu. I
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don't know if they were watching myI g when I did that. I
stole it, but I'm glad.But now it's now it's not something that
I look we're doing at the table. Now it comes pre assembled. The
Melbourn chicken. It's sort of achicken court on blue right, it's exactly
what that ham, a little Swissand then you add a little bit of
mustard to that. I don't know. Yeah, there you go toast.
(11:41):
Okay, god that sounds. Putyour name on it and even give you
any kind of credit course points onwhat's I get? I get like small
mom and pop restaurants have a lotof fluffy things on the menu. Yeah,
the other men you had told mehe came up with something. Yeah,
the Hibachi Beria. Yeah, amexicanas Yeah, they made a brito
that basically has noodles, spam friedrice. I want to get a karaokey
(12:05):
chicken. And they just they rollit up and which is and they rolled
up in the burritle. They calledit noodles and wasn't a Mexican Asian fusion.
So this is years ago. Wehad Guy Fieri when he was a
contestant on the Next Food Network Starwhatever the hell was called. He won,
(12:28):
and uh and he came in andhe made some stuff for us.
But his restaurant at that time thathe had was like it wasn't a barbecue
sushi place like he would do likea hybrid. Yeah, he would put
barbecue items. It was well,he had Johnny garlics and then I think
he had Johnny wabbies. Yes,okay, that was the place, and
they had like these uh they wouldmake these sushi rolls, so fusion like
Southern barbecue and sushi, except getrid of all the fish and it was
(12:52):
like pulled pork sushi rolls and brisketwhatever role it was. That sounds right.
It was cool. Yeah, itwas cool. They had Johnny across
the street from the Punchline in Sacramento, so I knew, yeah exactly,
we go there for lunching. Yeah. I love his Uh you know,
well, Gussie Gabe is don't worrybe fluffy toward the Valentine's Day show at
(13:13):
the Forum that's on actual Valentine's Day, February fourteenth, and of course the
Honda Center coming up in April.Get the details, tickets and all the
informations go to fluffy guy dot com. That's fluffy guy dot com. More
with Gabriel Glaciers coming up here injust a moment gets hot and then they
just wanted Joe and Mexican know.Wow, all right, welcome back everybody.
(13:39):
Hey, hey, it is theWoody Show. We have Fluffy Gabriel
a Glacia there. I'll do onefor your no show umber right now.
That's all right, don't forgive you. You try to roll a very We
(14:03):
do a lot of time because it'sauthentic, authentic. You gotta put it
all at the end, authentic there. All right, Well, Gabriel Iglesias
is here. Get his tour datesfor his shows across the country. Fluffy
guy dot com, fluffy guy dotcom or at fluffy Guy on Twitter and
Instagram. You know, you tourconstantly, but you know, isn't there
(14:24):
like a point where you think likemaybe this will be it? You know,
like a year. There's there's beensome talking to a MENA said mentioned
it to me, Yeah, becausethere was some articles saying a rumor that
you said you were going to retire. Is that true or not true?
Oh? I said that on stagefor sure. Yeah, just audience.
No, I didn't do it tojuice the audience. The honest truth is
(14:46):
that I was. I like,that had to make it a Latino.
White people can't miss me. Yeah, they can't be like, no fluff,
you don't do that. Man.Come on, man, that sounds
what we just found out about you. It sounds real white. I'm going
to mix it up, going tomiss you, flapping to leave miss you.
(15:11):
But I still won't do the blackboys, will you. I was
like, hello that, I'm mister, I'm not necessarily good at sports or
have a big pant. So isit true? Are you retiring or know
what's going on? Oh dude,I was drunk on stage. Drunk I
figured there was no way that Iwas in I want to see New Jersey
(15:33):
and I was just, you know, man, I was along my fields
and I you know, I washaving some drinks back. You know.
The show was probably close to threehours at that point, and uh yeah,
I was like, you know what, I'm just gonnadude, one big
show. I saw it later on, I'm like, oh my god,
And of course somebody in the crowdrecorded it. I went viral. Yeah,
(15:54):
oh yeah, I spread all conspiracytheory. I've already signed on for
two more specials with Flick, sothere's no way I can retire. Okay,
yeah, and why would you do? Like I figured, like a
guy like you who gets to acertain point in the comedy game, Like,
dude, you have so many fansand you get to show up.
You can go out there and theywill eat up really any like you just
(16:15):
come out the fact that you're justthere and speaking of the microphone, they
love it. It's like when wegot to get up on stage and say
a curse word or the name ofthe city that we're in for them to
get any kind of reaction, youknow what I mean. But yeah,
Like, but a comedian man likeyou, guys have such hardcore fans and
then it's printing money. There's notreally a lot of overhead, I would
think with you know, compared likea band. You know, like,
uh what Taylor Swift goes around,She's got like huge these you know,
(16:37):
musicians and whatever that's got to betheir dancers. There's no dancers. It's
you on a stage and you getto go out there and do your thing
and these people love you and allthis adoration and then a big fat paycheck
at the end of it. Somaybe you're not doing it every week,
you know, at some point youcan, you know, kind of just
retire. Don't retire time, Like, why would you ever retire? The
reason why I contemplated retire is becauseI wasn't sure if I was going to
(17:03):
be able to talk. You alwayswant to outdo yourself. You always want
to Okay, I did this,and now let me try to do that.
I do myself all the time,you know, going, But after
doing Dodger Stadium, I was like, how am I supposed to top this?
It's not every day you can saythat you actually saw your peak.
It's like you jump the shark,Like what am I going to do?
Now? You hate vacation and youhate nothing I do. But I feel
(17:26):
like, you know what, whatelse is there that I could possibly be
doing that I could be good atthat? I don't know because I'm I
focus all of my time in onlydoing one thing. Wasn't that what Elton
John just did? He just hadthat Dodger Stadium special that just want him
an Emmy and he said, I'mdone, I'm done, I'm here.
Does it become a piano? Buthe's like nine hundred dude, And I
(17:48):
know a guy that makes outfits,But I mean, who knows. I've
started doing a lot of voiceover work. I started acting more, and I'm
like, well, let me,let me see what else I can get
into. Maybe there's something else thatI'm missing out on. Possible you could
be the guy who always gets shot. Yeah. No, I'm telling you
that's pretty cool. Yeah, it'spretty cool. Different. So that's why
I actually said, well, youknow, what if if I'm going to
(18:10):
retire, end it on the biggestpossible show. I thought about retiring that
night, like, thank you,good night, It's been an awesome five
years. What a way to go. And then if I get shot in
the parking lot, then that's likethe Selena part two. You know,
it's like, you know, hewent off, he went off, and
that's it. It's over. Yeah. I woke up the next morning with
the meanest best hangover ever after that, and then I said, all right,
(18:32):
what am I going to do now? Yeah? Well, we did
have a thought because you know,AI is so big, like maybe let
AI take over? Right? Haveyou ever thought about using AI? AI
is terrifying, for terrifying is veryscared. I think I think that our
all of our days are numbered.The more information, the more information that
we put into AI, the morethat they learn or just you know,
(18:56):
because I always said I'm not worried. I used to say, I'm not
worried about AI because AI doesn't standsarcasm, and that doesn't doesn't understand yes,
and you know, double meanings andstuff like that, and so it's
like, you know, but themore I hear A doing it, and
I'm like wow, and then andthen of course then they put it in
a robot and it gives it creepyeyes, and then you must go.
(19:17):
So I'm with you. I thinkthat that we need to pull the plug
if we can on that. Goodluck. We're we're already replacing ourselves,
all right, Gabriel Glaciers, wouldyou like to hear Gabriel Iglesias sing here
with songs? This, This isexactly what you're about, Ladies and gentlemen,
about here right now, because Ialready know where you're going with this.
What you're about to hear right nowis is uh yeah, the death
(19:38):
of humanity. Press play. Allright. So Menace has this this program
or whatever that that he likes,and we've heard a couple of his songs.
Now it's as simple as taking Imean there's obviously a ton of material
out there they took. Yeah,just put that in and it doesn't even
(19:59):
take much. Like that's what sosurprised about. Cross the button that says
Fluffy's essence. Yeah, go ahead, all right, So this is uh,
I've never loved Fluffy more. Thisis a I Fluffy singing Jack Harlowe.
There not around you, boy,she could quiet around your boy.
Hold on, I don't know whatyou heard of. When you've got a
bunch of boy. But they lotteda bunch of blay going dumb and it's
some mediat a bunch of white thatshe went. She the pray. That's
(20:19):
a bit. She won't me spiderwhen you blay. I know what,
dud, you always have a careerin hip hop, you know what I
mean? In the front row,make them say the part where he's not
Vanilla but he chokes people. That'sthe part that's my favorite part of that
(20:40):
saw alight Vanilla but I don't choke. I won't choke you, I won't
kill you or something. Oh he'scool like that, you know. All
here you go, Morgan Wallen,Yeah, Country Twain. Yeah. Just
in case you uh, you know, decide you want to go country,
Fluffy gone country. This is fluffygone country. Lesn we tough. I
can't remember everything we say, wellwe say that at all. That one's
(21:04):
not as close. No, we'lldo for the twang on it. That's
whatever. Yeah do you do that? Yeah? Can you show us how
you sing? Like this? Sayingokay? But yeah, no way was
it last? Man? You knowthis song? Saying so I can't no
one song for fifty weeks. Yeah, I'm not here where I'm sitting.
(21:27):
Yeah, not in this room,in this room. Yeah this, I'll
give you a I'll give you onemore twenty one pilots. We all know
twenty one pilots. Oh hell yeah, all right, so a I fluffy
twenty one pilots. Here we go. So I'm thinking my time all my
righty? Yah? Yeah? Whydo I sound heavier? Sound is mama?
(21:49):
Yeah? Yeah? Take him?That one's not bad. That's okay.
Yeah, that worries sounding they're depressed. See, you have nothing to
worry about because there is an outtakeand it just can't do it. Really,
But man, it's the problem isthis is like first generation like okay,
think back video games. Oh mygod, graphics. Yeah, you
(22:11):
know no, no, no,no, no, no versus. Now
you got it looks like really ina room, it looks like a movie.
Yeah, and so the same thingis gonna happen. Give it two
three years. It was like someretro thing on Instagram showing like the old
games, like the old targets somethingI remember, like being so excited for
a Tari baseball. I'm like,wow, this is awesome. Now you
like you're looking at it now,You're like, I can't believe we're ever
(22:32):
excited about that. Right now?Video games are so real. You're almost
actually playing the real sport. That'show real that you almost really bleed.
Yeah, you're trying to hit,all right, trying to die. And
so I'm gonna take now that soundslike Sammy doing the Fail song. This
is basically AI pong right there.Wow, yeah, there you go.
(22:56):
That's a give it a few years. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Did you guys hear that the GeorgeCarlin yes me out. Yeah,
freaked me out. I thought,I mean, you know again, I
considering I was blown up, right, I really impressed, And I'm like,
you give it a couple more yearsand they're gonna they're gonna have it
down. Yeah, like these guysI don't think appreciate it as much as
I did. I just don't thinkit had any punchlines. It wasn't funny,
(23:18):
but it just it just it soundedto me. It sounds crazy and
it sounded I don't know what hewould really say, but like if you
would tell me, like George Carlinwasn't really dead and this was his you
know material, I would have believedit. So if you would have gotten
an audio engineer to mess with thatfor a while, because that was just
off of AI. Yeah, right, you get someone to tweak it and
you know, upsurt the bits andslow down a little bit. So it
(23:41):
sounded very very conceived. What you'resaying, you want tweaked. You handle
that, Greg, get over thereand tweak Fluffy. So what I'm saying
is, enjoy your job, job, save your money, your money,
all right, Well, you couldsee Gabe live while you can't. You
can't. That's going to be thenext tour. While you can see him
(24:03):
live. Tour human before form abig ol' hologram, right, Gabriel Iglesias,
it's the Don't Worry Be Fluffy TourValentine's Day show at the key of
Forum tickets and all the information abouall the other shows coming all the way
through the country. At some pointyou can stop and see him there at
fluffy guy dot com. That's fluffyguy dot com. We actually have a
game. You get to choose agame that you want to play next.
(24:26):
All right, why don't you justhave a I play it? We will.
I'll go get a soda and comeback and maybe yeah. All right,
well so you can pick only oneof these games, okay, and
menace prep this all out for you. It's a game of either would you
rather? Or is it patron?I'm sorry, patron? Would you say?
Give me the patron? There's nolike I should patron because it's alcohol.
(24:52):
But if you're talking about the boss, you say no, okay,
you put the accent when it's theperson. Okay, got it? I
don't for me. I'm learning that'sthe way I do it. I'm all
right, So what do you wantto do? Would would you rather?
Or is it patron? Is itpatron? All right? Love it?
It was going all in. Ilike the tequila guy. All right,
(25:14):
all right, welcome back. Everybody? Is the Woody show whoa game?
Lady, it's in the game.Is it Fluffy or a I see your
mouth Moven? Although you might getto such a point. What was your
liquor line in that song? Notwe let the liquor talk. See she
(25:36):
can twin. We let the liquortalk better than AI this year. That's
not bad. Your next tour shouldbe called Fluffy in human form. All
right, So go see Fluffy atthe Forum Valentine's Day that it's happening on
(25:57):
Valentine's da it's Valentine's Day over that. Don't worry to be Fluffy tourfluffy guy
dot com for the tickets and moreinformation. And then uh hey, Anaheim
coming at you at the Honda Centeron April the nineteenth. Now you get
around to a lot more food spotsthan we do. You know what there
is there anything like newer? Iwant to Menace still is the King because
(26:18):
I follow MENACE's accounts. Yeah,and man he's always eating some real fifty
miles for a piece of bacon.Yeah. But you went to that one
spot in Australia. That's like takingover social media. Barbecue. Yeah,
dude, what they had that?What was it? It's like called Thor's
Hammer or something like that. Yeah, it's like half a cow on a
plate with a phone hanging out ofit, and it's called Thor's Hammer because
(26:42):
it looks like Thor's hammer. Andso when we went there, I think
it's cool that this barbecue spot,by the way, is so far away
and everybody thinks it's here in theStates. It's they think it's either in
California or in Texas, right,and it's actually in uh nuts, is
it Sydney? I think it's Sydney. Melbourne. Yeah, pie by the
(27:03):
way, he's he's pronouncing Melbourne likethe locals are. He's being Yeah,
because I've been yelled at exactly likebona at the locals. That's like half
a count Yeah. But so thatthat place is incredible. That barbecue is
really really good. So we triedthe Thor's Hammer. And then they also
have like this sampler platter of likethey should just call it the Zoo because
(27:26):
everything on that play. Yeah youa big barbecue fan. Love barbecue?
Okay, give me your top twobarbecue places in soak so l A,
Orange County. Daniel's Barbecue, whichis not even a real location. It's
a dude who sets up his ownlike pop up stands. Yeah in the
hood. Okay, yeah, he'slegit. Can I go there? He
(27:47):
does? Yeah, yeah you can. It's right up the freeway. You
can just drive off, you know, let him where you're coming. And
it's like like long beach off ofOkay. Oh, you know, I'm
looking at the website. Have Instagramaccount next to a liquor store. So
they got a deal set up.We're in the parking lot. You buy
your barbecue there, and then yougot to get your drinks at the liquor
store, all right, and thenanother give me one more. Oh,
(28:08):
in California is tough for me.It is tough because, uh, really
good barbecue. Especially my favorite isTexas Style, So I like like the
smoke brisket, I like, youknow, yes God, And so it's
a tough makes I'm always trying tofind Texas Style in California. And so
(28:29):
Daniels is the only one that Ireally know. There's another guy that's out
in over the Bridge in Wilmington,and him and Daniel used to be like
partners, and so he's he's theother guy that does it. I forgot
his name. I'm sorry, Myspot is smoking fire. Have you been
there? No? But I'm yeah, yeah, I have quite a few
locations smoking fire grills. There's aplace. It's an actual like sit down
restaurant. They have a bunch oflocations. Sauce in Anaheo by the by
(28:56):
the Honda Center, So if you'recoming out, if you're coming out to
see April teenth the Hones Center,you can go eat it. Sast anybody
on Santa Clarida. I recently founda place that I think it's pretty good.
The only thing that pisses me offabout this place they don't have burnt
ends, but all the all theother stuff on their meny is so good.
It's called smoke House on Maine.It's on Main Street and New Hall
and that that place is really good. That's a fat guy recommendation. I
(29:18):
do love me some barbecue. It'sonly it's the only thing that drives me
nuts is that they don't have theburnt ends. You don't see that much
out here. It's just not acommon option. Yeah, they got that
like lou Seals, you know what. That used to be my favorite go
to just because that was the onlything really available, right And uh,
(29:38):
you know it is good until you'vetried, like right, yeah, exactly
exactly, and then you're like,okay, it's it's good certificated. Yeah
all right, Well before you starthearing my stomach growl right through the microphone.
Indeed, I would tell you gosee Gabriel his don't worry b Fluffy
Tour Valentine's Day show at the KiyaForm and then at the Hona Center where're
(29:59):
gonna get some bar cue before theshow at Sauced April nineteenth. Just go
to fluffy guy dot com for allthe info, and we are back with
Fluffy himself. Yes, Gabriel Iglesias. You can find him on social media,
Twitter or whatever the hell is calledx, Instagram, all the social
media at fluffy Guy. That's aat fluffy Guy. And then for tickets
(30:22):
information about all the shows coming toa town near you, just go to
fluffy guy dot com. So,okay, we had to change up the
game. He was gonna go,uh with the one option was is it
patron right? Yeah, but thenhe realized that this game involves actual tequila
and drinking. He drove himself here. Yeah, I'm not above drinking.
(30:45):
Anybody to go I've something would driveyou here, But I did prepare another
game just in case you couldn't play. All right, Yeah, so we're
gonna go with the other game.That would you rather game? And Menace
has prepared some uh would you ratherquestions? Yes, and the first question
is now, please tell me whyyou would I rather go to Smokehouse barbecue
(31:06):
instead of Lucill's Yes, I would? Oh no, all right, okay?
Would you rather have crab claws ashands or chihuaha pause as hands?
You gotta really think about it.Wow, I was many drinking sounds a
lot better now risking a d uysounds way? But all right, wow
(31:29):
d u I Q that's right.Yeah, I'm gonna say I'll be personally,
I'm gonna say I'm gonna go crabclause just for the sake of practicality.
I mean, I'm sure it's gonnalook funny and cute with like a
little you know, but yeah,you could still grip with the crab clause.
I guess I gotta go that route. I can't believe I'm having this
conversation right, crab clause. Ichoose crab claus. All right, man's
(31:52):
what's the next awesome one. Okay, all right, all right? How
about this? Okay, I'll gohardcore. Then. Would you rather have
explosive diarrhea for one week, oran earache infection for one month, or
an ear infection for a month?Explosive diarrhea for how long? For a
week? Infection for one month?That is going hard core. Yeah,
that's so hardcore, going hard that'sextreme. Will you still be able to
(32:15):
make it to the toilet? Orwill there's just be any time anywhere mess.
It's explosive, so you don't knowwhen it's gonna go. Okay,
but can you dedicate a week tojust be like, listen, I'm gonna
be uh, I'm gonna take thisweek off. I'm gonna take this week
off. You do it. Youknow what, I'd rather have explosive diarrhea
because an ear infection is so painful. Yea, it is so painful,
(32:35):
more painful than this game painful.All right, all right, I'm gonna
go with for a week. Allright, all right, all right,
all right, okay, how aboutthis one? You'd rather give up your
entire car collection or have the abilityto teleport anywhere in the United States only
the United States one time? Oryou can all the time. You can
(32:59):
tell me teleporting. Is there aweight limit for the teleporting because I would
be in on that. Yeah,you can. You can teleport whenever you
want, but only in the UnitedStates, can go around to the London
or anything. Teleport is America,Yeah, America, just America. Otherwise
it's not realistic. Go ahead,Yeah, it's only the contiguous forty eight.
(33:21):
I didn't I think we'd be goingwith some teleporting really? Oh yeah,
really? Is this thing that isfantastical and no human's ever done?
Or you're not your I want tobe in Miami right now for sure?
Okay, all right, all right? Would you rather be in a transform
movie, which I know is yourdream Transformer movie, or or be the
(33:42):
w w E Worldwide Champion for oneyear? Have you this World heavyweight Champion?
Now this one is hardcore? Yeah, this is totally extreme. This
is because you know, I'm abig fan of actual dream but this is
legitimately the champion, not just like, oh we're giving it to not like
like the fans wouldn't be on you. I see your strategy now, menus
(34:06):
you were warming them up? Yeah, starting that is an easy one,
is it? Yeah? No,because I you know what, I I
don't think i'd want the criticism fromfrom wrestling fans for being champions for a
year unless I was convincing, Likeif I was built like brock Lesnar and
I went in and freaking just manhandledeverybody, then yeah, there's no question
about it. But if it's likeme looking like this and you know,
(34:28):
with my uh metabolism and my bumknee being champion, no, that wouldn't
that wouldn't be cool. So Ichoose the movie The Transformers. People know
you want to be in one oftheir movies. I'm putting putting it out
there. I'm putting it out thereinto the universe. Yeah, I see
it happening. I see it happening. Fluffy, I have a would you
rather? Would you rather another?Would you rather for medics? Or would
(34:51):
you rather go to your car andgo home? Or the explosive diary Cowbo?
Would you rather super Cowbo? Glaciers? Everybody? I have more?
But whatever, come on, noreason, don't leave me hanging. I
(35:16):
got to hear the next would yourather fight off a shark or a crocodile
in a body of water? Allright, Gabli, Fluffy guy, dot
com, find the torte coming nearyou, and uh five month all the
social media at Fluffy. God,dude, it's always good to see you.
(35:37):
Yeah, I'm thinking about that one. You don't think I got a
better chance with a crock? Really, I'm going shark, dude, because
the croc will bite on you andthen start spinning, spinning like crazy.
I think I think I'd have tosacrifice a limb, But I think I
could get away from a crock allright. If I give a crack a
left arm, be like handle it. I'm getting out of this water while
you're munching. But I think ashark, you're there's no way to get
(35:58):
in the boat, you know,if you're in. If you're with shark,
you're gonna you gotta be in deep, deep water. Whereas with the
croc, you can be like anApollo. Follow those guys who tell you
how to survive a shark attack.You simply put your hand on their nose
and guide them away. Yeah,okay, you're good. All right,
Well, Fluffy, thank you.More Woody shows. Next, hang up,
don't go anywhere. The Woody Showwill be right back
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